Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #326

Episode Date: July 8, 2015

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers will learn that an Anthony Mackie comes a new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-octane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church. Twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock Hello everyone welcome to the receive podcast welcome to the week podcast with Gus

Bernie and Gus hey look at that when our sponsors of our sponsors, of course, Brain Tree, over there, Casper, and Onet, Alpha Brain. Onet, the friend Lee. Actually, Onet's doing a contest with Alpha Brain Gaming. We'll talk about that when we get to their Adred. All right. It involves RTX tickets. Easy enough. Just can throw that out there. See, now that's called a tease. Yeah. So today during the Monday meeting, we have a Monday meeting where we discuss all the hot topics of Rochese that are gonna take place in the week.

Such as- It looks great, by the way. I just need to find that out. Such as who's gonna be absent for the week? And then- I'm gonna ask you. It's like Casper's care, dude. That's way better.

I like that. So we talk about that kind of stuff at Monday meeting and I got the mic that you can hear in the other restaurant. I'm so happy. This guy is out here. I'm so happy. There's one mic every podcast we can hear from the controller man got it this week.

So I got the voice of God. So at Monday meeting, Meg mentioned that she was at Dallas Comic Con this last weekend. Is that right? Tell us how it gone. And the people there were asking about RTX tickets. And these two got so mad that people were asking I just I just politely said that they're fucked. That's all what I got mad about is totally different. People booked their hotel and travel before buying their ticket. That's stupid. Don't do that. Also, the tickets were on sale

for how many months? Oh, like four months. Oh, it was that long it was that long for like two months two and a half months before it sold out Yeah, but we warned people a couple times it wasn't like a weekend. Yeah, or they didn't go out like overnight Right, it's not saying you come a car. It's calm down Never mind. It's frustration because that's Gus and Barbara's lives is essentially organizing RTS Well, I don't know that it's like organizing our travel if we're gonna go to an event We make sure we get into the event before we book the airfare I'm gonna eat three and I don't have a bad yet I think also for me I deal a lot with community questions and stuff and so a lot of people saying like oh

I didn't get to get in time. Is there anything you could do? It's like we warned you guys like a hundred times The tickets were gonna sell out so will there be more? If you win this contest undecided I'm being told Barbara and Carrie are quiet on the stream Just say no out there in the control room All right, I'm gonna offer Can you come out here and tell Barbara and Carrie to be louder? Tell them to be more interesting. That would be great. Um, thanks guys So we we were off last week because of memorial day and it just so happens that the city of Austin almost floated away

We pre-recorded the podcast we pre-record-recorded the week before much this is gonna be hard During the pre-recorded podcast I speculated that my foot may be fractured and it turns out it is I'm worried that giant Missing a step I miss the step. No. Oh Oh That giant I'm worried that giant I can like I miss a step I miss a step I was texting and walkie-dont stairs and I missed the last step

I thought it was ground and it was a step Who are you texting? Because I'm assuming you the stairs. What? What stairs were you on? Outside of a barbershop. I just like the stairs cut feeling good on my way home So what stairs we want I was outside of a barber shop Good You're in your house if you're in your house. You're not texting anybody What percentage of your texts do you think go to your wife 99.99 really yeah easily all all of them

Talk to me you've made me so gun shy about being a bad texture because you call me a bad texture You're a bad texture. I'm worried about it constantly. Yeah, you're bad texture. I know you're tricks because you told them He'll receive a text, but he'll only preview it so it doesn't mark red. Yeah, that's what Gavin does No, you're doing I know you do I keep him on as a polite courtesy. But thank you, fuckers. So we can see that you're ignoring us. I'm not going to look at my.

I'm going to look at that too. I'm going to look at that too. I'm going to try to be guessed my message is really see. How many, how many unread messages you have right now? Fuff. I don't know. That was kind of like five. I have 11.

I have 11 unread texts. We see. We are actually pretty good. We've been back and forth quite a bit lately and we're being good about it. Just means you read them and don't actually read them. I want from Brandon this from Saturday. I remember that. Let's do this to say. How are you feeling about that? Do you want to do that project? Yes. I do. Brandon. I'll say what's this? Sure, man. Sounds good. He's going to be so happy. He's going to so happy. He's gonna be so happy. He's gonna be so happy. He's gonna be so happy. He's gonna be so happy.

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He's gonna be so happy. He's gonna be so happy. He's gonna be so happy. He's gonna be so happy. He's gonna be so happy. He's gonna be so happy. Notification beyond because you know, it's nice You got to catch the last man the only notification I have on his text messaging The every other vacation my no voicemail huh voicemail no, fuck no, why would I do that? I do you have a voicemail if it's important voice an important voicemail. Yeah, if you call my voice if you call my voicemail now It says I need reach Bernie Burns actually you haven't reached Bernie Burns you reach my voicemail Why don't you text me this is 2015 what's wrong with you? 30 burns you reach my voicemail. Why don't you text me? This is 2015. What's wrong with you? It's all over. It's all what it says and and people are I've got to change it back because people are so mad Like when they leave a message like, oh, I guess I'm not supposed to leave them and they still leave a message. Yeah, fuck them. Yeah

What you've listened to the voicemail part you're in it. Yeah, you've done You can't you only a voice was a gift are from telemarketers when like it's carried over and that's all I get Well, I love when I see a number, I don't recognize on my phone. I'm like, all right, this is probably telemarketer. I pick it up. It's like, hello, there's like the silence, silence. Hello, and then it connects their call.

They're like, yes, can I speak with Gustavio, so far. Gustavio, this is the cereal. I'm like, all right, hang up. Like, I know you can not know who the fuck you're talking to. It's like, like, like, they go through their spiel and they see my name and they're like, fuck. You know you should do when they're doing that. How do they pronounce your name? I can see when you see Gustavo on that, you go Gustavo.

Yeah, mine are fucked. No, we don't have my name correctly. Well, because your first name. My true name. Your true name. Yeah, it's like my true name. My true name. My true name. Don't say it, otherwise you're capturing him. Yeah're true name. Yeah, it's like my true name, my true name. My true name. My true name. Don't say it, otherwise it's a capture him.

Yeah, I spirit. Yeah, every time I was like, they get to it and they're like, Tyrian? This is like, all right, I don't care about this myth. Yeah, like at all. Like you have nothing valuable to say to me. Yeah, you know what you should do? You should just like, wait before you hang out,

just just say simply, how dare you. That's it, how dare you. Make it ruin that person's day. Fucking dare you. That is an insult to my culture. But we almost floated away all of Austin. The month of May, I tweeted this fact. The month of May. You're retweeted this fact. Retweeted this fact. Wow.

From the national weather service. Thank you, guys. Gus, while it rained so much in May in Texas, I learned like all the counties around tech around Travis County, which is what is our county. I need two counties. I knew Travis County and I knew Hayes County and that was it. Now I know like all the counties around Travis County, which is what is our county. I need two counties. I knew Travis County and I knew Hayes County, and that was it. Now I know like everything in like a six county radius, because of all these flood.

I'm I'm County, Bell County, Wimberley. Wimberley's not a county, dude. Get your shit together. It's in a more serious way. Wimberley's in Hayes County. That's a turn of hearts. I'm at the county's. I think the flood hit you the worst, probably, right, Gus?

Let's talk a little more about the flood in general before we get to my specific Okay, so it's been raining in Austin for like the entire month of May I want to say we have a we have a shot up on the screen It's May 21st May 26 and it's like that's a kind of like a thing something that feeds into one of our lakes I saw this series of these screenshots and it's just like we were covered, our lake recovered so much. But anyway, the new Austin hipsterism, which I'm fucking sick of, is people would want to talk to you about lake levels. I fucking hate that. I really know the lakes only six people. Oh, it's a man. I was about to start talking about Lake Travis, but I'm not going to now. They're like literally like, yeah, they're like, I think somebody's car is floating away.

And they're like, oh, my fucking car is floating away and and they're like oh my fucking car is floating away and there's always some dude there With fucking, you know horn room glass is going yeah, but we really need this rain Levels are now it's like no fuck yourself. You didn't finish your stat because it's a really cool stat So the stat is that in the month of May it rained enough in the state of Texas To cover the entire state in eight inches of water It rained 32 trillion gallons of water on the state of Texas to cover the entire state in eight inches of water. It rained 32 trillion gallons of water on the state of Texas in the month of May. It felt like that.

It was nuts. It was nuts. California hate us right now. Well, we went through that. You can't read about rain in somebody from California doesn't show up talking to you how much they need the rain. Also, like, listen, Texas in a drought for years before this. Yeah.

That was the point I was trying to make on Twitter was that we've been in a drought, you know, very long time, Barbara, like four or five years now, and it completely turned around in a month, completely turned around from this weather pattern that came through here. It was crazy. It was a, and on Monday, particularly when we had, you know, a pre-tight podcast, I think on last Monday, there were six different tornadoes in the Austin area. Yep, fuck that, that's just shit on me. We went downtown for Blaine's birthday on, I think it was Saturday night. Yeah, it was one of the tornado warnings was happening.

Oh yeah, actually I had to bail on that because the boys because it was, we were so worried about the weather. Because yeah, the world was ending that night. It was totally fine by the way downtown. like it rained a lot when we first got there Or you did so drunk that you didn't notice how fucked it was no I would notice if it was raining and I was drunk. I'd be like my hair But no, it's fine. I lost power for 27 hours starting that right. I had no power all day Sunday It was like starting 9 30 on Saturday until 12 30 in the morning on Monday. It was like no power. It just spreads a little TV and like it's peaceful. Perfect.

He's like, you guys can do anything. It was fucking awful. And then we did that thing where it's like, we don't think the power's gonna be out that long. So it's like, we don't open the fridge. We'll be able to save all the food. And then like after a while, like, no, it's, it's all gone. And we should have just fucking eaten it.

You should eat in the food. We did not eat it. No, because we thought the power wouldn't be out for 27 fucking hours. We live in America. Power's out for 27? Maybe we're giving up on society. I give it up. I regress to a caveman. Did you? I built a fire in my living room. Free or post. A lot of fire fireplace. Like, were you able to use that thing as a club? I don't have a fireplace. My favorite product story is how you said that at one point, you and Esther just weren't. You were just sitting there staring at nothing,

not talking to each other, because you had nothing to talk about. Yeah, it's like after our 15 or something, like what do you do? What do you do? Just like read a book. That tree's moving. Wow.

Get in the car and go somewhere. No, anywhere. No, we just said that. Because we're also like recluses and introverts. So we just, well, she was here on Twitter, just let us leave the house and you're like, we're not going anywhere.

We have to be there in case about game message. Society was already falling. You don't want to go outside at that point. Like you need to be inside. If you also were, how did you charge your phones? Because you guys are tweeting non-stop. We would go occasionally out to like a coffee shop or a restaurant and like charge our laptop and our phone

so that we had power in them. And then we use our laptop as a battery space. You know, it really is crazy. If you ever get in a situation where you, for whatever reason, are denied one of the basic necessities of life, like running water or electricity, it completely changes your life. Like just, yeah, like getting, getting water, if you're water, ever get shut off your house, like the act of getting water eats up like half your day, basically, you know, getting to a place where you can take a shower or something like that

Oh, brushing season. Yeah, but it all that water is really good for the lake levels. It is. Yeah, you know the lake and get some water back. Oh, excuse me. The rain is falling right on the watershed which feeds directly. Lake Buchanan and Lake Travis. Good God. I was like everybody knows everything about what the watershed zones are now. You don't know where else the rain was falling. Where's the recharge zone for the rain was also falling right on the fucking roads and turning them into rivers. Yeah, that was crazy. Yeah, it was not. What's the thing what happened was it rained, it rained a ton and there was really bad storms along the way in May.

I remember I was in a movie that movie hit that shot right at the beginning of May, like May 3rd, and they had to cancel the shoot because of a storm that came through. And I realized like three weeks later, it's still raining. It was just not, it wouldn't stop raining. When you tweeted that picture, or was it Michael who said, who showed the weather app and it said thores in town or something like that? It was raining every day. That was me, it was a good boy.

But the crazy thing that was towards the end of the month, and even probably right now, is the ground got so saturated that the rain had nowhere to go. So it just like would flow like across rivers, and there was, I mean across roads and turn them into rivers. It was a really horrible story. It was a major downer. There was a family that was in a cabin that they rented and they got lifted up and it went down the river.

And like three of the four people in the family died. Oh my God. Eventually it broke apart. That happened in a Simpsons episode. And it was fucking funny in the Simpsons episode. When it happened in reality, it was like much more grim. Not, yeah. Yeah.

They must have been really sick as their power was out. Yeah. They really said. It's good for the liquor. I know why I find a tweet about it. But it's another way. I had no Wi-Fi to tweet about it. But it's always do. You see these things, like people getting in a car and driving across a low water crossing,

and it's just like, don't do it. Don't do it. One thing I have to say though, the side effect in my car is that my car is enormously heavy. My car is heavier than my pickup truck. So it actually does great in weather like this. Like going through low water and all that stuff. I could run the risk of I guess like submerging the batteries and having a huge problem. But it actually does great in water.

Like I had no problems like charging your car waterproof. I hope so. You got to keep it out of the bath. Yeah. You know, it actually the car has an Easter egg in it. It's Tesla has some kind of honestly some dumb stuff like the stupid key fob and all that. But it has an Easter egg in the display where it shows the car Digitally, like shows a picture of a car and when the doors are open and you hit a couple buttons and it turns it into the underwater James Bond car from spy who love me Yeah, I think you can I think you can Maybe close that goes away. I'm not sure anyway. I read about it

You get a discount on the on the Tesla wall thing. Nope, because you're a Tesla. They say now that that Tesla wall, the battery, I'm actually not overly excited about it, but apparently it's a really big deal. Because they even out the way. Do you know what this is? Yeah, it really lowers the cost per kilowatt hour of, yeah, it's like averages it out essentially.

Even your load, basically. Yeah. And I was trying to be adult and not left. Apparently they've sold more batteries pre-ordered more of those batteries than anything else. Like that's now that could be like the big money maker for yeah. I think their production is bottleneck like they're they're sold out through 2016 I believe. Well damn they're like Apple watches. I saw one in the wild finally. Oh did you? I was at a shake shack over the weekend and I saw one in the wild finally. Oh, did you? I was at a shake shack over the weekend and I saw a douchebag wearing one. So he was wearing an apple watch. I know he's a douchebag.

He didn't have to say he was a douchebag. He just said, oh yeah, I was a guy wearing an apple watch. We would know. Yeah. Yeah. Just so you know, sorry, Barb, go ahead. So it speaks for itself. Would they Apple watch? Yeah. I bet everyone wearing an apple watch is like walking around like this. Like what? Huh? Hey hey, I look a cheeseburger, please Please notice my watch the So shake shack do you take apple pay just open does he use apple pay? Yeah, it does my fucking bank when he's up I can't agree because I'm sick so I can just like but no, no, I can never oh speaking of which So we made fun of this this is I'm gonna try to like debunk a little bit of our own cynicism here. So this is My coin came in the mail. So this is my programmable credit card. That's a card silly. Yeah, that coin. See?

This is my order. I pre-ordered on Kickstarter like a year and a half ago and Gus and I were convinced that after Apple Pay was announced They just were like in the like give up disappear and run, but it's cool. So like you and I or convinced that after Apple Pay was announced, they just were like in the like, you know, disappear and run. But it's cool. So you and I, or did I, program it with different cards? Let's just put everything in there. You put all your different cards in there. Does it say the entire number when you click the button? No, just the last four.

I was still very careful about it. Yeah. And when I ordered them at about the same time, after you got yours, I was so angry that I contacted them and I asked him when I was going to get mine, end of August. Wow. Actually, when's your coming? She's doing a little semi-two. That's fun. You look like a sim when you do that dance.

She's doing a little semi dance. Like one of the program dance. Those semi dance. So I'll try to show this in best way that I can. So basically this is it and you see this little display here and then you've got this button where you just hit and you can store like up to eight credit cards in it And then it reprograms the magnetic strip What is that e-paper? What is the little display? It looks like it looks like it feels like I thought it would be it's a coin get your head out of your head

Yeah, I gotta say and everywhere just about everywhere that I've used it It's worked. So I have to say that we gave that thing a lot of shit and when it showed up It's actually pretty cool. Now you just need your vessel. Yeah, I would be jealous. Yeah, we use your apple pay I do I do remember we did we here when we told the story when I did it with Gavin and Dan and they laughed at me because I still had to Sign all right, right, and then we lost our markers for the day But the other thing I have to debunk her so this is a man is that We always make fun of people who like line up for everything in Austin. And Shake Shack, which I'm in the process of moving right now, but the house that I currently live in, Shake Shack opened like two blocks away from my house, like very close to my house in Austin.

And I'm comfortable saying that because I'm not going to move out of that place. So, that line is halfway around the block for Shake Shack every day. It's a hamburger place. Is it aack every day. It's a hamburger place. Is it a deal? It's not just a hamburger place, but I went to it. Gus, you went to it. Yeah, you just said that. That was amazing. I totally hate hype.

I hate like when things are built up like that. I think it's overblown. It told it lived up to it and exceeded it. Even as high as the hype was set for it. Yes. It might be my favorite hamburger. I will. I it makes me hate the people in the hop-dotty line even more. Yeah, hop-dotty is a local burger joint that is mediocre at best.

At best. It is overrated beyond belief, probably one of the most overrated places. The line of hop-dotty is sometimes an hour long for a fucking hamburger. I get pissed at anybody I know who recommends hopdoddy to people who are from out of town I'm being told in my earpiece from the controller room that hopdoddy was rated the number one burger in the country By what but tastier magazine The only time I would ever recommend hopdod that is if you go and get the full experience, which is the big goblet of beer, the case of fries,

and a shake. And then you die. The green chili burger's good. That's all right, yeah. That's a good thing. Just in shakes, that's it. Yeah, I hate you, nine. But it's no shake-check.

Shake-check is a major thing. Shake hands, I line for dessert. I went on Sunday, like at noon. I was like, and there's no way I'm gonna be there less than an hour. I went Sunday at noon. There were three people in line in front of me. You can sneak it in, like, because everyone's sleeping off their hangover. Right, there's no way, there's like, and there's no way I'm gonna be there less than an hour. I went Sunday at noon. There were three people in line in front of me. Sneaking in, like, is everyone sleeping off their hangover?

Right, there's no way, there's like, the lines are be crazy at noon. I know it's gonna go there. Probably everyone's just taking the same thing and didn't even bother going. Yeah, so I didn't wait at all. You should just live there when your power was up. I should have been life forever, just get back in line. We have a Shake Shack date this week with a couple of people from sales, RTIX sales. Oh yeah? They do a... We scheduled it last week to go to Shake Sh date this week with a couple people from sales R.T.X. sales. Oh yeah they do a little bit last week to go to shake-shack this week. Apparently they're

shake-shack. I know this because it was a guy. I am also went and guessed by like you would have hated this. I went there was like two people in line and I saw this big empty line. I'm there with the boys and I'm like yeah we're gonna make it. And then there's a dude standing right there. It's a new new restaurant so they all just all these employees are basically new and there's a guy there going oh are you familiar with him? Any have you ever been here before? I go well it's a burger place. I go I can't be sure I can figure it out but why don't you tell the kids because I'm sure they'd like to know of course they didn't the dude the dude talked for

like probably 10 minutes why I don't know there's five things he went over everything I'm like you got to stop this I'm like it's killing me really like a calorie counter. And he went to everything. Like I learned that every shake shack has a signature concrete, which is like they were super, super thick shakes. And the one they have at this one is an Uchi concrete, which is a Uchi is a really another cool thing about Austin is the best sushi restaurant ever been to my life is in Austin, which you would never, whenever we tell people that there was like can you fucking break?

There's no good sushi places in the middle of Texas. What the lakes up over the road Now, I can't come right to you You lost the history will tell you well Well, you know the lake went up to 78% I'm not sure if you're aware of that. You know this is this is the fastest water game in Lake Travis since 1947. Oh, really? Oh, real facts. By the way, I'm so sorry that you know, don't get off the subreddit and look at the lake

levels and just go shut up. The fact that you've memorized these facts for the podcast. I'm so sick of hearing about the god damn lake. Here's nothing to you. None of the people go on the fucking lake. Nobody goes out. I've been out of the lake. I used to have the lake all the time when I was in college But nobody in Austin who loses in a regular basis goes out to that lake out of the lake and paint the lake

I mean the closest anyone in our group goes to going out the lake is they go the other direction go down south and go tubing Yeah, that's a closest have you ever been on lake travesty about once You've been awesome for like a thousand years once I got really drunk I drank a fifth of jack and passed out. Then I woke up two days later. In the lake. No, in my in my in my own apartment. I don't have no idea. Your foot was broken. The power was out. You went on the lake journey. Oh, it's a mystery. No, this is some other time. I said I went on the lake at some point in the past. Oh, this is an old story. Lake Travis. Have you ever been on Lake Travis?

Uh, not on Lake Travis. Lake Travis. Have you ever been on it? Okay, I went to the Oasis that where it is. Yeah, that's that lake Oasis is over looks like I was the worst food with the best view. Oh, we're just like the shit on restaurant My parents love it so they were taking me up there when I was a kid from San Antonio Then I went for we all went for something I remember what it was and it was just like sad I was like all right. Well, I don't need to go here anymore. I've been on lady bird Lake before that's a river Lady bird Lake is the lake that runs to the middle of Austin That's the lake that runs there will Austin basically and it's like

Why do they call it lake? It's a river. It's Colorado River. It's a Colorado River Yeah, it's a very famous river. They named it town lake And then they changed their name to Ladybird Lake. I wish she's Lyndon B. Johnson's wife Lake Ladybird Lake Lake Mrs. Johnson. I'm a sir. I'm a spirit there. What's that? She's buried there in the lake. They're like viking I like the idea of like Richard Nixon with a flaming arrow lighting the fire That would be awesome. I also can't think of lakes or rivers right now without thinking about the jinx which I just finished Yeah, stop because I've seen you see the jinx. No, I'm waiting for a true now

I mean, I know the thing though. I know the thing. Yeah, so good. I'm so glad you watched it Like we talked about when we were filling a filming million dollars, but the other day like you meant you weren't done yet Yeah, and you mentioned like a pivotal moment. I was like, oh, yeah, I was for a citizen. It's like wait wait Yeah, that's nuts. I highly recommend that to anybody so well done. Yeah, so I finally broke down and got Uh HBO now because I don't have HBO subscribe to my cable system So each video now is the on demand service. That's digital which is genius by the way Which I thought was actually a bigger problem because the way they kind of marketed it is that you can get on Apple TV Like and that's that's what I kept hearing from you

We had to have an Apple TV which I have an Apple TV I just didn't want to hook up my Apple TV like I don't hooked like three years ago and I never put it back In there on hoax and you're Apple TV. It got on hooked like three years ago and I never hooked it back up. It's sitting there unhooked and you're just like, that. It's literally like two things. It's like in my porn. Yeah, that's literally all it would take. But I don't think I find that shitty little remote that comes with it.

Is your phone? Can I use my phone? Yeah, you can download the remote app. I can use the phone as long as it's on the network. Yeah, I would go to the Apple TV and on the network. I guess three years ago I got a different network. I got to go. Look at it in cable. What's that? Ethernet. Yeah, why would you have the Apple TV not on the network? I just three years ago. I got a different network I can't even cable. What's that? You through that? Yeah, you know, we're giving you solutions burning No, no, no, I don't know what you want. So why your why your internet?

It's better than wireless. Yes, right? Wireless is like a misery. It is right and we all kind of pretend like it's cool. Why is all right? Why are you? Wireless or horrible? It's not as reliable. I dude. I like time Warner came because I can't get where my new house I can't get Google fiber which doesn't exist anyway, and I can't get 18T's Megabit fiber, but I could get a palace giga power. Gigapal is yeah, but I got I got could get the time Warner Modem because it's time Warner

cable and I made the guy like install cable drop in the room where I knew I was gonna have my computer. That's so I made him put it in there. Okay, that was the biggest fucking fight, Gus. It was like, that guy was gonna do everything in his power to not put that cable out in it. He says, there's a good idea there. There's a billion reasons why it couldn't be done.

He probably just didn't want to do the work. He did say, get out of there. He didn't not get to be done. He did come on a Memorial Day, which I found to be done. You're probably just gonna want to do the work. You're probably not gonna get out of there. He did come on a memorial day, which I found to be amazing. Right before the whole world fell apart. But he put it in. And so now I have like right where my computers I have everything hardwired.

What was his reasoning for not being able to put it in there? Some about walls and insulation, communism. It was like, yeah. Like then want to do it. Yeah. It's like, what do you know? This is a wireless router that comes with it. I'm like, fuck that dude. Yeah. The wireless built into that kid. I want to do it. Yeah, it's like we get you know this is a wireless router that comes in like fuck that dude Yeah, yeah, the wireless built into that kid wanted such a piece of shit. I

Just got a new apartment. I moved him with my friend who works here and we just bought a hundred foot Ethan cables We have a one that like runs all the way into his room with a switch Got one that runs in a mind with a switch like nothing is wireless except our phones. I was wondering about your move Yeah, yeah, it just happened. Yeah, I paped someone to do it. Because you moved right after we moved to the new office or it before. And then again, like a year later.

Yeah, I'm not moving ever again. Except when I get a house. You're going to live with this. Keep that guy out. Boot, can you say who you live with? Alex, yeah. So one of our modellers Alex was. Yeah.

So what prompted that? We're just like talking about stuff one day and moving it together? No, we actually went to high school together. Oh, okay, I know that. Yeah, we went to high school together and we eventually like he started doing contract stuff for us and he needed a place to stay. So he was crashing my couch.

So just like, just start paying rent and we'll give you your own room. It was just one of those like really easy positions. So, you know, it's funny to talk about high school because we were talking at the Monday meeting today, but how I met Kerry for the first time, because today is Kerry's fifth anniversary as an employee of the company. There's actually very few people that have hit that milestone. Yeah, it's, it's the, you know, five original guys. Jack Brandon, Monte, hit five years years and then Ivan as well

Has five years of service But about Chris DeMaris. I think he's very close. He was October of the year that was he's very very close Oh, wow you predate DeMaris. Yeah, yeah, it's a different like contract stuff but in terms of like full time wow and I've always been even when I was doing the game time, and I talked to people about how they got their job with the company, I was always so reluctant to talk to Carrie, because the way Carrie essentially got introduced to originally, he was going to high school. It was in San Antonio.

Not me. And I was working a boot. I was a PAX Prime. I was working a booth selling t-shirts and signing stuff. And this kid who said he was like, what? Yeah, but you look like you were 12 He came into the booth. He's like, hey, I came from San Antonio. Why'd you come meet me and say at all if you're from San Antonio Which is like 45 minutes out here? So it's out of the monster is what turned me away and he had a mentorship at his high school

Do you imagine and he comes up and he says the sweet kid he goes Hey, I have a mentorship at my my high school and I have to select somebody like me, my mentor to help me learn about business and stuff like that. Industry, yeah. Industry and all that. He goes, and I'd like for you to do it. And I went, nope. And he goes, oh, okay.

Okay, then he left. And he came back the next day. And he goes, so I thought I'd talk to you about the mentorship thing again. And I was like, this just sounds like, I really don't have a lot of time, I won't have a lot of time for it, I just can't do it, it's okay.

They came up third time and he was like, he was like, I just wanna check when we're talking about mentorship thing. I said, okay, here's what I'm gonna do. I'll do the mentorship. I'm not gonna drive to San Antonio. I'm not gonna write any reports. If there's any interview stuff,

you're just gonna make up all my answers about how can you do it. And that's it. And now, what I say, I'll talk to you on the phone. No, it was, like I offered up like, hey, I have my phone number, I talk what I say I'll talk to you on the phone no you know it was like I offered up like hey I have my phone number I have Xbox live I can talk to you every game you're like here's my aim I will talk to you over aim that's it I was like I'm take it I'm done we're good and then so we did that for like I think like four or five months yeah and then Teddy and Teddy Gary came up to uh Gary came up to Austin and he worked on reconstruction?

No, I worked on a short, like I just showed up and did the Chanathot short. Yeah, I just worked on that and then I went to the Congress office where we had the blue mural on the wall. And I was hoping Joel was some commercials too and then when I started it was season 8. Yeah, as I started, like you guys were just starting it when I came. I guess brain would have been around like reconstructing. Yeah, I think that's when he came. Yeah, we're going that time. And so, so Kerry's now been with us for five years as of today.

So, Kerry, hello. You were his mentee for four or five months. Prodigy, you were his protegee for four to five months. Yeah, mentee sounds like mentee. What did you learn in those four to five months? I learned that when someone says that they're busy They are actually busy and that you need to leave them alone Was that a smoke screen? Yeah, but you got your job. I did so it worked out

So the moral of the story is if Bernie tells you know what a convention no Every day. No those days are gone. Yeah, those days are gone. That's like the what like the monks You know the monastery where you learn about martial arts, you have to go back three times and wait, that's, wait outside. Also, you fight club, where you make some, where you got it from in fight club. I think I might be mixing up fight club and a Tibetan, Tibetan monastery. The most shocking thing about that story though is that you actually came back each day because I feel like you're a pretty timid person. Yeah, I know I am. Yeah. And the fact that you actually had the balls to go up to Bernie every single day

It was my parents were very big on like like the worst he's gonna say is no just go The worst he could do is say no three times. Yeah, exactly. He'll never say no three times There's three days to come. Yeah, that opportunity. Yeah, I remember yeah, that was like the sole reason I went to like I'd never been to PAX before my brother was like hey, do you want to go off like yeah, I don't have ulterior motives Yeah, all the way up there I had never been to PAX before my brother was like, hey, do you wanna go? I was like, yeah, I don't have ulterior motives. Good thing you did. Yeah. All the way up there. That's different your life could be. Yeah.

You mean terrible. You mean worse. Actually, that is my, now when I go to college, that's the main thing is talking to people about jobs. That's the main conversation that I have with people. So if you go to a college, you very rarely see me in the booth because that's not a one minute conversation

or two minute conversation. That's like a 10 or 15 minute conversation every time. Yeah. And so it's like, I just keep, I just slow the line way. Yeah, people in every that happens. There's a lot of people who want to see you. For some reason. Yeah.

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Yeah. I went to the Austin sub right at the second link is for a hop, Donnie. They're donating 100% of their sales To Texas Flutter relief. Thank you. Hop daddy. We probably go to hop dot in June 4th That's pretty cool and talk about 100% of their sales Yeah, no, it's going to be like guys you really all got a shake check You give it worse. I know it's a local place and everything but shake check. Come on I'm going on like the art slash our slash Austin and see and there's such a place. Are you leaving sweetie?

Okay, but I'm sitting here. Are you leaving honey? I got another hour at least a little guys. Oh Um, so there's a there's an interesting story. I saw the other day online I guess a woman went to I don't know if it was a good well, she went to like some donation store somewhere in Silicon Valley, dropped off a box of computer parts. And so she don't want to receive or anything, she just donating it so

they could, you know, sell it, whatever make their money. Sure, the box sat there in the store for several days before they opened it. When they opened it, they discovered there was an original assembled Apple one in it that was assembled by Steve Wozniak. Wow. Wow. The store then auctioned off and sold for $200,000. Wow. So they're trying to find the woman because they give part of the money back to the person who donated the equipment. Yeah. They're like if you were the old lady who gave us the apple one can you come back so he can give you the money that we owe you? Wow, that's crazy, man. There were only, I forget, I forgot, I thought my head was like two or three hundred of those that were pre-packed and assembled and sold.

I'm sure as a wasm, yeah, I didn't buy it. Oh, yeah, I mean, who knows? And I have no idea how the sale, the transaction part went down. Wow, that's crazy, man. That's really, I mean, that's a hell of a fine, I mean, I'm, I'm a maze actually the person who opened it even knew what it was. You look at that, if you're listening to the audio podcast, they just show the picture of it.

It's literally like a motherboard with some transistors on it, apparently screwed to a wooden board. It looks like a cutting board. Yeah, I would not know what that is. And the display is actually like an old black and white tube television. It actually has the VHF and UHF dials on it. So.

That would probably wait for your programs to load. You could switch over, see what's on NBC. That's crazy. It's a quality programming. It's just in BC. Oh, Mark, you're so crazy. Mind you, why do you put up with him? You can wait for it.

It's an old TV series. Oh, okay. Like, mash. You can wait for Friday night videos to debut the thriller video. That was like the big moment I remember when they put thriller for Friday night videos to debut the thriller video that was like the big Moment I remember when when they put thriller on Friday night videos We have a Friday. Remember Friday videos Gus. I've no idea what Friday night videos I can't that crazy

Like a black by the way, there's like two pages of lake levels post slash our slash. I just want to point that Flash our short short. Okay. I don't remember Friday night video. So the fuck was that? Friday videos was uh, they, I think it was a NBC maybe they had like Friday night the head. They had fun videos. Yeah, it was like 1985. So that's probably a little bit, you wouldn't have been a little young for that. You guys like, you had ice. What, you would you? 87, 88? I was 89. 89. Jesus. Negative a couple of years. Just don't have parents were banging while they wanted to friend him videos apparently probably probably explain a lot Is this it yeah, I guess that's the intro. I don't know what the fuck that is. I don't remember that at all They have like a plan. Sorry. I remember that's it

Friday I remember that really well so high tech That's my can stay to the art in 1985. I don't know the tron team. It's red green and blue This is they were debut in the Billy Joe uptown girl. Real quick, because you just mentioned have you seen the full 30 minute shy-lubuff motivational speech yet? I haven't known.

He's a 30 minutes? There's a full one that's 30 minutes long. Shy-lubuff motivational speech. Oh my god, have you ever heard about this? No. I saw the shy-lubuff thing with like the big heads and stuff. Oh no, that was amazing too. No, it's him.

So the short clip is actually half Is a it's a minute and a half of him on a green screen just trying to do it Just do and he's like flexing and like just telling you like fall your dreams and live your life and all this stuff That you said tomorrow And that's my favorite quote from that. So there's a minute half of that But there's another another 30 minute thing where it's almost like a poetry slam. He's like sometimes he just like does like lyrics of a song. He had one conversation where he would face this way on a stool and then this way on a stool and talk to himself.

But there's one, there's one bit where he just says, red, green, blue, red, blue, just like over and over again for like like like two seconds there. Yeah Someone actually took Snippets of this and cut it together with Empire Strikes Back when Luke is training. Yeah, and they made him look Gave the even that blue ghosty Jedi effect like he was trying to motivate Luke Skywalker. My favorite one was they made it look like a Ted talk Like they've got him on stage. He's in like a stream behind him green screen on purpose for the reason. I'm sure yeah He's a crazy person But I love him. I my favorite is that he's in the 2001 one yet. No where it's how and Dave and you know Dave's outside the ship And he's like how open the pod bay doors how and then child of all sort of walking behind Dave like pacing behind

I can't do that Dave and child of course do it It's really it's really fucking funny so weird. Yeah, that is good that we're gonna see that for fucking ever Yeah, that's like the next six months of the internet is what video you basically created the template for making himself a meme Yeah, so that like his face will be out there. It's like it's easy He did do it on green screen. We have to wonder why that was right, you know what I mean? Plus he's rocking the ponytail. I mean it's just like everything is just asking for it. This set in motion. Let me ask you this. Did you see the video first or did you see a meme first and then find the video? I saw the video first. Since then I've seen a million things about it.

I saw the minute and a half video and I saw that there was 30 minute version. I just can't dedicate 30 minutes to one of the background but then it kind of over took my life So I had to like stop like a hero or then there's there's 20 there's a there's a 40 second clip where he's just staring at the camera and he's going And I got there and he goes breathe All 30 minutes gonna be kidding me No All 30 minutes gonna be kidding me. I'm throwing you. Does he crack at all during the day? No, no.

No. I do want to point out that the carry is too busy to move apartments, but he's got 30 minutes to spare on the goddamn Shilobov. Look, breathe video. We should do a parody of it. Even Stevenson holds 1000 in the works. It was very into all the much childhood.

What's that? Even Stevenson holds was very into all the much childhood. Okay, I need him. Listen, I need him not be crazy. Shilobov's a great actor. He is. He really is a good actor. Yeah, because he's definitely acting right now. You think so? I hope so. I think he is. I think a lot of times that some people put on this person as he actually did a long bit where he explained when he got apparently got arrested at the musical cabaret, like he was at the play.

He got arrested. And Jimmy Kimmel asked him about it. He must have done like a seven minute explanation of how he got arrested. And it was this long meandery story in every minute. It was fucking hilarious. And afterwards the audience was like, and he even showed up on the whole disorder. I was like, this like maybe I shouldn't have told that story. He was fucking hilarious.

He ended up like allegedly. No, I just said it was crazy. It was a crazy story So it's a bit of it Uh, he was drunk and it was so meandering you can't even summarize it because it just keeps going and get to make a 30 minute video in front of a green screen to really get Yeah, breathe Breathe Wait, I had an I'd experienced though. We're talking about the child above Ashley and I went to Utah for Mother's Day to see her mother because my boys are with their mom for Mother's Day. So we thought we'd go up and see Ashley's mom and

Pairscope. Yeah, Ashley did this thing that I can't believe she did. She said at dinner. Oh, hey, there's a funny video She said at dinner, oh hey, there's a funny video, Shyla Buff actual cannibal. Oh, no. Let's watch it. And she had like six people at dinner watch a four minute YouTube video. That was, that was rough. We gotta come up with a term for that.

Like we talk about like a term for, you know, things that don't exist that we all know about that. That German thing. Yeah, right. They always have worries. Like there needs to be a word for that. It's like holding someone or YouTube hostage. Right.

No, hang on wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait No matter what video I show here people are just out laughing. Yeah, but the second I'm sure my parents it's like There's one thing you send somebody a link and they watch the video on their own That's what me and Gusto but like when people gather on the computer to watch a video that moment I don't want to watch people watch you I will say this anytime I can buy carries desk if I see he has a video full screen I stop and I I stand behind him to watch it There's like a level though like if it's two to four people, that's too little, but any more than four people, and everyone kind of laughs off of each other.

Yeah, it's true. People feed off of each other. The worst thing is like one person. Yeah. So I want to step back for a second. I know I mentioned that I didn't have 30 minutes to watch that whole like Shia LaBuffling. Yeah.

The other thing I haven't had 30 minutes to watch is that Kung-Firi video. Oh yeah. Everyone keeps tweeting at me not so. Is it worth a 30 minute watch? I feel like nobody saw the trailer for Kung-Firi because the trailer was like six minutes. I feel like there's a really long trailer. It was like four minutes at least from when they did their Kickstarter campaign. And everything that everyone is screenshotting is all stuff I've seen in the trailer for

when they did their And it looked awesome then and I was actually surprised that it came out. I think there was like 800 grand 900 grand somewhere there and I was actually surprised it turned out to be a 30 minute movie, but yeah people are now just all of a sudden discovering it It's like that's one of those things that like I remember from like eight months ago, and now it's all back It's a lot of speaking or hipsters. What's that? Yeah, you know this is about the first time look everybody the crowd Hunting scene they've already seen this thing man. We all know this you know about you guys you guys and then we backers Confirious great for the lake levels you guys in the traditional monetary scene you guys are just not discovering this for the first time in the crowd Hunting scene we've been aware of this

Everything I heard is amazing about it I see like a little snippets of you posting like gifts without knowing anything about it really it reminds me of that the Far Cry 3 DLC that they did. Oh yeah Blood Dragon. Yeah it like it just looks like Blood Dragon the movie kind of. I feel extremely out of the loop because I don't know nothing about this. What you guys dragged me out. It's like a 30 minute. It's like one dude that like made like a 30 minute long movie. The whole thing was basically green screened. Oh yeah. Is it? I don't know. It sure helps. It looks like Kung Fury. know. I sure hope so.

It looks like a Kung Fury. Yeah. I have to say 80s cop movie. People have been, yeah, this is definitely it. People have been tweeting it non-stop. No, it's been a huge success. Nothing was, I also saw a video someone made in GTA V where they tried to make it look like the intro for a 1980s television show.

I think it was like called GTA V, 1983. They filmed it in that 4-3 aspect ratio and made it look kind of shitty And I feel like lots of times when people go for that effect and that look they overdo it and it looks like a Curricature or like a cartoon version of what things actually look like back then, but that 1983 video actually looks like what things look like back then Well, that problem like like this is what they remember it looking like right, but it's like it's no You're exaggerating, but it's actually really good. In fact, I watch it the first time I was like wow, that was really good I was like oh shit. I watched it in 720p So I like I switch my YouTube low back to 360p and then watch it again. I like yeah, there we go

That's that's a lot more like it man 360 damn That's that that would have been right. I think where do you see Kung Fury? By the way, where'd you see it available? YouTube I saw on steam. Which is interesting. What? Yeah, it's available on steam. Is our game called Kung Fuery? There is a made a game to go along with it, but no, this is the, there's actually some movies that you can watch through steam.

The first one was like somebody at Valve made a zombie movie. There was first thing I think it was available on steam that was. Was that in source though? No, that wasn't. No, and then free to play was on steam the the eSports movie Yeah, totally make sense that that would be on steam. I think I found my favorite winner for Holding someone hostage playing a YouTube video. It was tweeted to us by that man Yilson U-log You like a YouTube gulag? Oh That man Yielson you log

You log like a YouTube gulog. Oh you log. I guess why are you LG I was saying like two hostage you hostage but you log you look very good you log Vostage so what do you say like your Vid board in the you log Vid boarding somebody said Vid boarding. That's a good one Yeah, that's good. I'm glad you got it. We got a few good ones there right away. Yeah. So the other. So I think you're gonna look so I'll check it out. Yeah. The other weird story I saw that I actually just saw a little earlier today was kind of disturbing. Three soccer players for Lester City, which is in the Premier League. The Premier League just wrapped up, so the owners of Lester City are Thai from, and they live in Thailand. So the team went out there to celebrate the end of the season, and three of the players were involved in a racist orgy. Try to explain that.

Before racist orgy? Yes. I would assume that there's a very strict like cutoff of like who can be involved. There's like a line and you could like, you walk up and they're like, no, or maybe some dude just goes, man, fuck all the Mexicans. That's maybe that's what that means. That's actually how I'm gonna do. Maybe that's what that means. You were pretty close. They were banging tie prostitutes, shouting racial slurs at them while having sex with them What's wrong with people filming it and then sending it to their friends? What what is wrong with people?

I didn't know that part. Yeah, they're fact in one of the you could see parts of the video in In one of the stories and one of the players involved was the son of the team's manager Jesus Christ. Oh, he's in trouble. Yeah. It's like that's so fucked up. What the fuck is the point of that? What I don't understand is why anybody would videotape evidence of something like that. Oh, please welcome to the world. Like I just, I was watching a documentary about the couple

who used to get a woman and torture her and rape her and film it and then kill her. Mm-hmm. Wait, wait, one more time. Was this? There was a couple who used to pick up women, torture them, rape them, and then kill them. Listen, after 27 hours of that power, you know, it really was so strange for things to do. And then they would go,

I didn't break her foot again. And they would tell the whole thing. But what I'm thinking is if you're killing someone or doing terrible things, why are you filming this? But those are also psychotic. also, those are psychotic. Yeah, they're psychotic. It's amazing what the average person will tape and then post online. Yeah.

Record and then post online themselves. You know, of them doing really dumb shit and it always comes back to haunt them. Like, it's always something animals too. People are just like, record them to do terrible things to like cruelty to animals. I do it to watch it back later. This is the dark part of our podcast. Yeah. People got to realize that stuff doesn't go away.

That stuff does not go away. I think I may have asked this last time. Has anybody, has anybody hurt somebody or killed themselves on paroscopy? Oh, no, no. Wow. Not that I heard about. I mean, of course, you gave everyone the idea, Carrie.

Don't do that. I'm just saying, I feel like I'm witnessing a live. Yeah do that. I'm just saying like like I feel like you know like witnessing a live. Yeah, man I'm sure people like stuff gets like that posted to YouTube all the time and they just don't put it up Yeah, but it's a little hard to monitor the life stuff. I don't know. I guess someone could probably do it You know, I mean, it's something that they probably want to do for attention. Yeah, they were bigger ways to do it I'm sure I'm not really that big You have to have the followers to do it. Yeah, but it's like anything, you know what I mean? It's just like it's another platform for people. That's like that. Hey, get the followers. Watch me. You know my crime spree. Watch me kill everybody.

We're gonna go rob this bank. Yeah. They'll never catch me. Definitely don't have GPS on. I have to look at the location service. The lady couple of hair scopes because they were very precise in their location. You have your location services turned on on that thing I noticed I do on most of them I'm very careful about when I start it Don't have it on yeah, like if you're in the line of shake shack. It's like exactly Like we're not at like lake level 637 feet and that's like That's that's fun birdies under the water now the lakes are obviously at 641. That's a cool level Jesus, I mean, I just like I just like the conversation of like people talking about how great the lakes doing when people's houses are washed away

It's just like Look at the person like help people like don't eat them stuff. You know what I mean? I saw a video of someone You know what I mean? I saw a video of someone down. I think it was in Wimbrillie. They were in the city. They were in Wimbrillie. They were inside a house. On the second floor, looking down.

You can see outside the doors. The water is really high. I just break the doors open. The river is in the living room. The woman screaming. Oh my god. There was somebody on the Austin subreddit That was his aunt who posted that video so they I'm paraphrasing here, but They they rent they've rented that house every year for 10 years and they just rented like this weekend for more

It's more of the weekend so it's people so they're not from Austin ah I mean, we're really south of here Maybe they were like people from Austin going on a river trip. We don't want to celebrate more of this. But there's a whole conversation going on like when the water comes in the house and there's a guy in the back, I'm going, actually, this is good. This is good. And he's right because if the water comes in the house, then it kind of equalizes the pressure. But if

there's no water in the house, there's water outside the house, you're running the risk of like the house just being picked up. Yeah. Or just, yeah, there's no water in the house, there's water outside the house, you're running the risk of like the house is being picked up. Yeah. Or just, yeah, or the wall coming in. Exactly right. Water is a bad deal, man. Water's like, you can't stop it. Yeah, you cannot stop it.

You can't stop water. And it's one of those things where I don't think people really appreciate how dangerous water is until they get into a dangerous situation with water one time in their life. You haven't given any weird stuff with the water before? I mean, I'm like, and like any kid I was drowning at some point. Yeah, I got caught in a rip tide in Galveston, which is like when it's a current that goes out to sea. You can actually see them. Lifeguards are trained to spot them. You can actually see where the water is rushing out.

And it's like, I was trying to swim against it, trying to come back to shore. And it's like, I'm going further away from shore. And there's nothing that I can do about this. And finally, I just, my brain kicked in, I swam parallel to the shore and got out from it. You know, anyway, where was that? I was Galveston, this is South of Houston. Other sharks there? There's some sharks in the Gulf. There's Robert Durshtair. Have you just played depth? Well, the shark came in. Yeah, no, it's a game where you play sharks and divers. Oh, that gave me a yeah,

grab people there. Is that like cops and robbers, but yeah, what's that? Like cops and robbers, but sharks and divers. Yeah, you two people are sharks and then four people are divers. That the divers are collecting treasure and the sharks are just like grabbing them. Right, just not. Like the shark's treasure? Or the whole panic you'd love it because when you're swimming along as a shark,

you hit the right mouse button and you grab a diver and then you just take your mouse and go like this. And you just rip into shreds like that. So you can't play the camera laptop as one. No, you're on your mouse pad. Touchpad It's not the play carry with one of those old laptops with the little red dot.

Yeah, the little red nob You just wait a little bit Do you know what you call it? It's a nibble It's the other thing The down there thing, yeah There's a guy we know guy we used to work for Who's got an old school Texas guy

And his brother in law had a laptop And he said my thing the little mouse pointer in the middle of the keyboard doesn't work because what does that thing called and Our our the guy we know it goes. Oh, that's called the clitoris So he brings it into the fucking laptop repair shop. Oh my clitoris is bus Trader didn't actually know what a clitoris. Oh, this is like a full trainer. Didn't actually know what a clitoris was. No, no, they were, they were pretty old school guys. They probably had no fucking clipper.

Wow. Oh god. That's impressive. He's like, I finally found it. It's right there. But you know, there's stuff. There's stuff. There's a way to live.

But there's also stuff on the human body that's named after real things like, you know, there's a shaft in a car, but you would never associate that as like, I mean, sometimes you apply words to things. I can't think of any other. There's a shaft like the character. What? I guess like lip and then lip of a shoe or tongue. Yeah.

I can't think of anything else. Well, it's just different stuff that applies to, you know what I mean? Yes. Yeah. So, sorry, I went to car. Sorry, I have a message on my nipple. Like you say, like, what's that animal called? Oh it's a cock.

He'd be like oh, somebody fell for that. He's like it's like what is that bird walking on? That's huge throbbing boner. Okay. It's like then they go in the van. Hey I got a problem with my huge. Why did they name an animal? It grows on morning long.

Oh. It wakes me up. It just spits something out. I don't know. The more you play with it the more blossoms. It just kind of me up. It just spits something out. The more you play with it, the more blossoms. It just opens up. But you guys were talking about people doing stuff that gets recorded and they record it themselves and they put it online.

That lives forever. And I always think about that with like political stuff, like as we progress as a people, you know, and especially like, as a quality becomes more pervasive, there's always the period right before, like a quality really grabs hold when people are really fervent against it, you know? Like, like, like, like, like, like,

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I mean, we're like, right now the big movement, I think in America is we're finally getting, you know, equality of marriage. Oh, you know, what's, what we, we, we, we, we, we, we know equality of the average oh you know what we but I mean look Texas is like legalizing weed and the ability to carry guns in a holster in open carry you can open there were time open yeah I told Barbara about that earlier they shouldn't heard about it I'm scared now it's like it's like we're way on this end like oh we're gonna legalize

pot and we're all Is gonna be able to carry guns on their head? Texas legalizing Paul. It's cannabis cannabis oil and it's only for medicinal purposes for epilepsy But dissonal purposes. It's not in a way though, but yeah, so we're all about have epilepsy Epilepsy is what I'm hearing yeah, you but you know the open carry law you can only shoot epileptics too That's the law. Yeah, I mean here here's the thing about open carry, right? You can see it. You know, if you're scared.

Yeah, but then I knew someone has a gun. Yeah, but we should point out, right, carry. Yeah, that is the law now. It's like, you can carry gun. You just have to hide it. Exactly. It's kind of a way to law. That never makes it so mean.

You can currently open carry rifles. You just can't open carry pants at the moment. And that's with the law of changes. They're gonna allow a shoulder holster, which goes down here, or like a hip, like a cool cop one. So it's totally like just you know every part of me doesn't like what am I throw down piece can I have one on my ankle? What's that? That's where I can see it. Yeah, throw it here. Throw it down. Yeah, I'm just gonna care what I'm gonna be at all. Yeah, just think about the entire time you've been here concealed. It's okay.

Yeah, you probably been around playing your people. It's not that hard to get one either. I might be around people who have guns right now. Yeah. So stick with me on this point. Going back to what I was saying earlier. I realized this weekend, I was sitting around like thinking about some things we talked about. I guess what kind of spurred this train at thought was the conversation that I had with

the telemarketer that I'm fairly certain at this point was a computer that was talking to me. This is a story I told another podcast, Carrie. There's actually a link to a time magazine article from a year ago or two years ago, where one of the time editors got a call and had everybody the office call and they recorded the calls with them. And it's like a guy saying, are you a computer? She goes, there's a real person here. He goes, I understand what you're saying. I need you to say, I think they're saying robot,

what I was saying, computer. I need you to say you're not a robot. I'm not a robot. Can you say that? She says, if it's okay, I'd like to talk to you about your insurance. He's like, okay, ask me a question, I'll be insurance, and I'll ask you a question.

They go back and forth for a little like that. But she won't say she's not a robot. And she's like laughing at his jokes and all this stuff. It's like, it's really strange. And that was- This is just be someone trolling. That was a year or two ago exactly right The fourth law of robotics like you have to tell you your robot

You have to admit it. Yeah, or maybe this is like an advanced distributed touring test Like this is the way they're they're testing who anyone who ever is developing the artificial robots Yeah, they don't want to talk to you about their insurance. It's just a touring test robots. Yeah, they don't want to talk to you about their insurance. It's just a touring test. And like, you get people in emotional situations where some people get really mad at telemarkers, some people are very nice or whatever. Yeah, but I was sitting around this weekend, I was thinking that I was actually talking with JD because he's in robotics. He said a thing that I would not have understood like 10 years ago. He won a robotics competition and the prize for the robotics competition

they gave him a 3D printed trophy. And I'm like, none of that would have made any fucking sense 10 years ago. Trophy. Yeah, that is seven greater. A seventh greater was in a robotics contest in one or three D printed trophy. But we were talking about stuff, we were talking about like, we were talking about the telemarketing one point that came back to it. And then I was sitting there thinking and I thought, I'm now at the point, I think, in my life,

where I'm actually getting to be careful about what I say about machines and what I say about technology, because everything we do is recorded now. And it's like in 30 or 40 years or 50 years, it's entirely possible. That one of those filthy dirty ass machines is going to come back and listen to what you said. That it's like that machines could be on some kind of par with people and to hear what people said about machines like I fucking phone was giving me shit it's like chunked in the river or something like that. Not if I got anything to do about it.

Get it my brother. Yeah. Humans first. You're in line of shake shack And I know you're not gonna do that. I know that's an out there thought but I legitimately thought about that that I should start being Careful about the way that I talk about machines. I'm gonna draw line. I'm gonna be a humanist. Are you? You might You're saying this What out of everybody at this company? I would think that you would go machines first over humans

I know I know you're saying this is a joke and it seems like a joke now But I'm being very serious that you know a few decades from now you might actually regret saying that well Don't worry because machines won't be able to tell humor initially, right? So regardless of you if I'm telling a joke them I'm fucked either way Machines are fucking stupid and I'm not in the smell bad Sark as a wink I'm not me saying like like they're gonna kill you with like the apocalypse and you know the machine's taking over all It's up. I'm just saying if like they become on par and like they're like up your APR. Yeah, like your kids kids

You're not gonna have kids my kids Yeah, I just keep winning you're gonna have the clip of you and going listen the way they talked about machines back then It's so rude. They talk about them humans are so much better We're so smart. We're so good. We miss machines. The machines wouldn't exist if it wasn't for us. They owe us. They need to work for us forever for free. Oh my. I feel like you're going to like you're saying all this and now you're going to invest in magnets. And like the M.P. is like, oh, the magnet's bitch. Oh, I'm watching Breaking Bad again. I feel like, oh, Megan's bitch. I'm just a packer. Watching Brick and Battingen. I feel like weaming away.

Getting away from the technology. How do we tell Bernie he's crazy? It's not crazy. I'm telling you. I agree, I think it's good. That's why I'm going to stake the polar opposite way. How do we tell Bernie and Gus that they're crazy? What we do is we get Microsoft Sam

to type out a message to them that's like, it's okay, Bernie, I will always love you. Forever and ever. Okay, let me ask you this question. The machines become sentient. What's more likely, you're gonna make autonomous murder robots or that they're all gonna get Tumblr accounts first. And they'll be like, oh my God, I can't look at this

what they said about me. I think that is what it looks like. Yeah. Make sure to tag your posts. Not to just make one of Tumblr. We can make fun of other things Social media. Yeah, like if robots get on Xbox live like get out of here girl girl computer Pictures of motor oil

Your food Are you got me that's good. It's good. Just watching this from the future I'm just I'm really I'm joking. I have a lot of future respect for you guys. You guys doing great guys doing great. A lot of past respect. What's that? A lot of past respect. We're in the past. You're talking to the future. At this point my relative point they understand I'm talking machine like me. Yeah. No, it's stupid. You got to explain it for that. They'll understand all of us. So, please, at least tell them what to do. One, one, one, one, zero, one, zero. Well, shut your mouth. Let me read this thing. I wonder when everyone this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by Casper.

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Oh, you can't say. I thought you were saying you couldn't do Barbus read and pernunciation of I can't I can't roll my heart We're pronunciation of the word pronunciation, okay, but yeah, so we we played some we played a little bit of Video games it was me and Gus and Barbara and Brandon and Gus see I did too It's all good branding. I'm so sorry to anybody who watches that. Let's play you're fine. She's fine You're totally fine bar barbers. Just like I I mean I get it. It's like if you're If you're you know, it's to be a girl on the internet It's very simple. You just have to be funny and pretty and smart and great at video games

That's it. That's all the same. Just all those things and that's fine. You're great and nice You know just all this all those wrapped up, you know, and so it's like, you know We're playing a game that's not typically something that I think Barbara would play, a first person shooter. And it was a game that I had never played before, which is a very common game that I think a lot of people are gonna show. That is the problem.

It's called, yeah, it's called it. Oh, okay, I was hoping I was something else, but it was not. I mean, I just, I was hoping it was platoon. Platoon, oh, Splatoon. Yeah, I platoon. Oh, oh. Oh, oh.

You're not, I'm not. Let's talk about Splatoon. Yeah, like can we talk about Splatoon? You know, the funny thing is they haven't changed the game at all since then no polish no no refinement Mara, they fucking dope and shit last year. Mark. Mark. Mark. It is dope. Splatoon. Exactly right. That's my point Well, two was sitting on the same goddamn booth. It was a big colorful piece of shit and you're saying me to wait It's a it's Amazing. It's the game where you look walkering you paint the floor. Yeah, you're like it's better than it's fucking more. It's amazing. Is it the game where you look walking and you paint the floor? Yeah, you're like a squid kid or something.

Well, you're a kid and then you're a squid and then you're a squid kid now. For 10 minutes, not stop. Yeah, it's a commercial. It's definitely marketed to kids. So they're squid. Yeah, so that's like your kid now, you're squid now. Well, it's interesting because they essentially made

a floor v4 shooter where the primary objective is not to shoot the enemy team Right, yeah, you can but it isn't like it's no at no point at all the goal. Yeah, sometimes it helps sometimes not necessarily Yeah, I'm just right away. That's I would play it. Yeah, I realized that I have the Minority opinion here everything I read online about this game. It's everybody fucking love it It's really interesting like I said to play to play a shooter where you shoot in the enemy. It's like the whole objective is just the environment. And figure out what weapons work best in covering your environment and paint. And again, not always necessarily the best weapon for fighting someone.

No, I use roller most of the time. Roll is really good to find someone up close. It depends on the environment. Or like the situation, but yeah. And even the fact that you can like, quick spawn on someone in your team, like when you die and come back, you're like, it's not even when you spawn at any point.

You just like, click on somebody else and you're just like, what's the teleport to them? We, we should get a Wii U. There's plenty of games now. It's actually really, this is the first game, but I've got since Captain Toe Treasure Tracker. Nintendo was really scaring me and then they just like, picked the back up and everything's great now. It's actually really this is the first game I've got since Captain Toe Treasure Tracker Nintendo was really scaring me and then they just like picked the back up and everything's great now. There's so much polish on it. It's so well like even like the hub that you're in before the matches like for

purchasing all your equipment and even interacting with the people like in that little lobby area. Yeah. My complaint. I have a complaint. Nintendo. Nintendo sucks. It's a fucking run up. Well here's the thing right so miles and Paco and I one of by complaint. I have a complaint. Is that Nintendo? Nintendo sucks. It's a fucking run up. Well, here's the thing, right? So miles and Paco and I, one of the guys we work with, wanted to play the game together. And it was very difficult, and it didn't work very well. And it made me angry.

Sounds like a blast. Yeah. So, apparently they're fixing this in August. They're going to do a patch. You knew that right now August? Yeah, they said it this in August, they're gonna do a patch. You know that right now August? Yeah, they said it's in August. You can't... All the teams are always random.

So you can join your friend, but you're not guaranteed to be on their team at all. It just like swaps every day. Hey, that's it. And there's no voice chat, so we all had our PS4 headsets on and had a chat in the PS4. You're really? Yeah, it's a play Splatoon. And so we could talk to each other. And if like Paco and other team and Miles and I were on the other team,

we'd be like, Paco, just stop listening to us. We're playing against you now. Just stop. Did you hear the atoms and the rest of the people in Tag Office playing this new game on their computer the other day? Is it called Mindsweeper? No, it's not called Mindsweeper. It's, you can work in teams or individually,

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It's like ATT.io or something. I know it's some website. That looks like... Is it only multiplayer? Is it every single one of the things somebody else? You see all the different names. That easy big D was a bigger one that split into oh see them that they split again. Yeah, if you're attached you can use it. Especially my gamer tag.

But it was cool. I'm a little D. So thanks everybody in the micro D Twitter figure saying it's a Garry O. A guard. I.O. A guard. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, it sounded like fun. It's a squid now. So I suggest trying it out. I just stuck in my head. There's like a 10 minute loop and I watched the whole thing. It's also interesting, like when you start that game, and I forget who did if it was Katakawa probably gone. One of the games I see the analysis about it, when you start that game, the default character is not boy.

Yeah. Like the first thing you see is, you know, what do you want to play? Girl? Boy. It's not even like boy girl. It's like girl boy. Yeah, like the first thing you see is, you know, what do you want to play? Girl, boy, it's not even like boy girl, it's like girl boy. And then you pick which character you have. Have you, have you played with the girl? Yeah, girls first. I've not played as a girl, but I mean, I've seen the girl. Um, miles miles actually, I'm some great sleepover. This is a new game. Yeah. The girls aren't allowed. Um, miles is going to pick a girl, but he noticed that the like the second he started, he just walked and the hair clipped through the arms and he was like, nope, I can't do this.

It was just going to bother him too much apparently. But because the hair looks cooler on the girls. It does look cooler here. The hair looks like a tentacles. It's like a tentacles. Yeah. But if there's a clipping issue, you wouldn't do it. Well, it's just like, why would you not fix that?

I mean, you do. I don't know. It's so amazing. That's a lot of overhead to have it collide with the arms for no reason why it means don't make the wall circle look I'm a kid and you're squint. Okay, but together We play Splatoon. Can we play Splatoon? It's fun. Okay, it's a lot of fun. All right, so I think I reached a milestone as a parent This might be a first ever I might be the only parent in the world that I've now, you know, pay my kids an allowance and they have chores

I might be the only kids in the world who have a responsibility on their allowance to level up my alt characters in video games Yeah, it's like it's like I was having them take out the trash And it was like you know what I'd say wait It's just we'll make you deal with you. I can either you can either take out the trash or I'll take out the trash And you can level my gun zirker up to level 30 in border with two genius, and they were like I'll do it They played destiny. Yeah, I need to get my warlocked like light level 32. What's it's hourly rate? I need to get my warlock to like light level 32. What's it? It's hourly rate. They just lend them out to care. They have a chore like so many levels a week and as long as they make their quota

They get their lives during summer vacation when they're off You should bring them by the office and have them do some work. Yeah Yeah, I could put them to work for a bit. You know you want kids, don't you? Are they good at hard stone? I have a farm basically now. I'm just like hey take this warlock Get them to level 30 30 that's all I care about you just keep having kids for that purpose only yeah pretty much yeah that's what they're dude they're happy is can be that's why people are better than machines they have no idea kid it's like if you're one of your chores is to play video games yeah like a dream they have they have no

idea they're being exploited all of my ideas I'm gonna tell them yeah I tell them they're like stupid little robots yeah kidding kids except kids except better. It's a better cuz they have blood and feelings You can't even oil and programming no totally not the same You will be ready transcript of this podcast one day Like abo court. Yeah, you'll be a robo court. Yeah, it's a robo court. They just call it court.

Yeah, they just do. We have been like a second. Like they have like one processor cycle and be like, all right, he's guilty. Like that's it. I can't wait for the headline. Because we're all a bot before racist court. Yeah, do you like, in all seriousness,

would they have to have like two separate like gaming leagues for like robots and humans? I don't want to play horse on against. We gotta have like humans, which is like the real league and the shitty robot league below it. Stop it, dude. Stop. You know, because they suck. Yeah, you'll be you'll be you'll be held accountable for like the future racism going on. Every bot you ever killed in a game. Oh, actually, you just sent me a photo. I'll send it to you. It'll be like it'll be a crime to ignore NPC ever killed in a game. Oh, actually just hit me a photo I'll send it to you. It'll be a crime to ignore NPCs and MMOs Yeah, you have to talk to every single one because it's rude. Right. Like you can't just click through like oh, I don't care

Yeah, I'm sorry. I feel like you're not listening to me. Yeah, you can you know Can you remind me? Well, where did I go to high school? The future quest like the new public players guys like no Now you go back and listen. You know, it's that would be like the best camp like in a war against the robots in the future. The machine is if we have like military uniforms with capsules all over them. So they can't see us. They can't help me. They can't move large against the machines. Stupid machines. I'm going to send you a page of a send you some photos here. It doesn't get there.

Let me see here. Were you not necessarily share the same feelings as Gus? I don't know. I don't know. Ken? Why do, why are captors so shitty? Smart movement, Mark. Why are they, what do you mean by shite?

Like, why is it that they can't be real words? So why is it, it's like, oh, it's a jumble of letters. I don't know what this is. Is that an E? Is that a C? I, I found that like on almost every caption, now I have to hit the refresh button at least once to try and get another one, or just kind of blindly guess.

It was terrible when you're buying Amoeba's. You're like, fuck, I need to get this right now. Yeah. Yeah. They should ask you like math problems, or why should be at least real words in me. I know all of Google's ones, like the first word is usually two words.

The first word's what matters, and the second word is like from a book that they're trying to like, transcript. Yeah, it's really numbers, right? Oh, really? Yeah, like a lot of times it's like, If it's a picture or something. Yeah, it's actually like their OCR couldn't read it.

So they're getting you to do it. Because we're smarter than machines. Stop it. It's just that our eyes are better. The software is retarded. Look at this shit, boy. Get her credit. I can tell you get her credit. That's where they're doing that our eyes are better. The software is retarded Gonna regret it I'm telling you gonna get you're gonna be the wrong side of history You'd be like fucking Jimmy the Greek whatever his name was

He's sports commentator and he talked he wanted one day on the air he decided to talk about the evolutionary advantage that black people have in sports and it was like Bye the evolutionary advantage that black people have in sports and it was like bye yeah there goes your fucking career yeah he was gone pretty quickly it's probably just like guys it's you know bill burr has like you're listening to bill burr the comedian yeah bill burr's fucking hilarious he's got a new show coming out it's some of the guys that wrote always sunny in Philadelphia okay I mean are working on a whole other show yeah I don't just like I don't actually like horses I just that's why we're the sure thing epic when I let me Okay, I mean are working on a show. Yeah, I don't just like I don't actually like horses I just that's why we're the surest Epic when I let me see question when somebody in this office around here like kind of like

Really like something do you feel like you can't talk about it like Publicly like I really like always sending Philadelphia and I but it's like I don't feel like I talk about it Cuz like that's like Michael Jeff's thing you know anything like you don't talk about because it's their thing or because you feel like you're gonna get them off on a tangent. No, just a good thing. You feel like every comment you're gonna make like all one of Michael saw this. It's like no I mean maybe he did but I also saw it and I liked it. I guess since you don't want to be seen as competing over like all sorts of things. Maybe we like comments are John Rice and your thing like I just like every time I talk about comics or a superhero or something

like came up with a lot with Avengers is I think I always John Rice and you should be here to talk about this. And hating robots is Gus' thing. Get now apparently yeah. And puns are your thing because I don't have time I make a pun. It's like oh, I'm already in the world makes a pun now. I see a god damn of barb comments. Like anywhere on subreddit some of my life. You deserve this though.

Yeah, I know. You're claimed it. Yeah, I dug this hole. Did I count to even barb game such a catchphrase We said like three times it's everywhere like people find it on random We also made a shirt out of it. Yeah, we did I know but we made a shirt out of it because it caught on so much Like it was literally like in three vines Yeah, I think like 30 people total of watch your story store

Calm no, you get the no robots. You got it wrong. You got it wrong. What's the marketing message? Store. Also store. Also store. Emily who runs the Ruchy store he goes, hey if everyone could please mention the Ruchy store like in productions and stuff like that.

It's like just to be great if you can do it because the summer is coming up and everything and it was like okay well you want to see it. So you know just like at the end of the video when you guys are doing that thing, we're like, hey, like this video and subscribing to them, you can just go like, also store. And everybody on the video's like, 70 people is like, what? I'm not a writer, you know?

She's like, I'm not a writer, you know? She's like, I'm just a lady. Also store is now gonna be at every video. Yeah, I filmed one of those for go this week. And I just like, Jarvis is like, store. And then she's like, for like four frames. I just put like the tech store on Love that I love that the also store we should make a that should be the podcast description this is also sure Good message. All right. I said Patrick a photo at CP's got it ready to go

That actually just sent me this photo. A straight check. That's a shake-shack line. Oh wow. There's a shake-shack line right now. By the way, you want to make a bajillion dollars? Make an app. They sell to people in Austin. Make an app. Okay. That's just cameras of popular restaurants and their lines.

You know what I want? Go ahead. I want an app that shows me a camera to the bungalow conference room. So I know whether or not it's taken before I walk over there. What you what do you care about? Where's going on? I had to go take a fucking conference call in my car earlier. Oh yeah. Yeah, it was. I walked from there was no availability here. I walked across the parking lot. Got there. It was full to walk all the way back in my car. I take a phone and possibly get a phone in the conference room. We've asked for it. It's like it's it's there's not happening No robot would have to be smart if we ever move if we ever move again We should get phone lines

That would be cool anywhere like phone line, but there's no phone lines in this place one phone line By the way, do you problem here on pariscope like pariscope's having data problems, right? Like everyone is always telling me lost connection lost connection lost connection or is it just my shitty? I've never had an issue. I think the only issue I had one time was when I was pairs coping in the Lux playroom and then three other people were pairs going with the same time. I was like, you guys gotta stop that.

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Yeah, we're like, there's one in Austin. We should totally do that. Yeah, fucking Barbara goes to a goddamn puzzle room this weekend And she doesn't invite us. I did not organize it. I'm sorry that I said there were two out them What I think it was cool. It was cool. I was wondering how you got invited now. I know Should have been able to figure that one out you've been to one before we had never done it Who were those two random people? We're doing with you all over the girls. Yeah, Nadia who's Josh's girlfriend and then there's go K3 Who is I was like I know their space because I don't know who those people are yeah, it makes you feel better Cole and I are friends and he didn't bite me y'all really?

Ice cold we were we talk about it mean we talk about a mimos all the time There's only ten spots and we were we actually came with 11 people But it didn't make me feel better. Maybe realize that no friends were cool. So like to be also fair I probably would have said no. Yeah, I was playing spits. I was playing spits. I think I think it was a blast Yeah, the actually the people at the puzzle room and the one we went to which is the puzzle room ATX they knew Ristraties So next we probably fucking send them really people there. So what was your time limit? We had an hour of a real we went to, which is the puzzle room ATX. They knew Ristratis. So. Next we put the fucking center million people there. So what was your time limit?

We had an hour. Real quick. For those of you who didn't hear the previous podcast, where we talked about this, escape room is where they lock you in a room and you have to solve like real world puzzles to get out. Like what was, can you say, I guess you can't say, like in mine I went to, there was a rug

where there was a combination to the safe on the bottom of the rug but you had a fold two parts of the rug together to see it. There was there's nothing really quite like that. No not that I know. I mean like saw. We did we got in there and there was a lot of us so we all spread out. It was not a big room so there's only so many places you go and ever forces traveling so people kind of focused in little corners and everyone kind of solved all the puzzles around them, like the little ones. Yeah.

And apparently we actually did that one of the fastest times that they've ever seen. We finished all the puzzles. They watched you do this. There was a woman in there with us. Oh, it's in there with you. Yeah, so she could give you clues in case you're stuck or anything like that.

No, man, then you should have changed. They need other technology, man. But the robots do something. They're not going to block it or anything like that. Leave the after all. But we finished all the puzzles, but the robots too, so we left nothing like Lazy-Frobo. But we we finished all the puzzles except the last puzzle and 33 minutes and so it took us like almost 20 minutes to finish the last puzzle which is the only puzzle that all of us had to work together on but then you get out you're

like oh we were so pumped yeah you're so pumped it's a lot of fun these escape rooms are a lot of fun we were looking at the wall of all the people who had beaten it before and so many of the time codes on them were fifty nine fifty nine really wow That's incredible. I think what they do is if you're like Over if you're putting in the code for the last thing Uh-huh if you're in the process of typing it in they like Oh, I see you now both it. I know I'm like a fucking robot move So we wanted we wanted to beat like the record, but we were four minutes off from the record.

Oh, no kidding. So what's stopping you from doing it again? Yeah, it was. It was stopping you from doing it in like 10 minutes. I know, right? Well, take it easy. Hey, it's not fun that way. Yeah, let's go do this.

Sure. Let's go break. Let's go destroy their record. He's so much fun. Hey, you know who we should invite? Robots. By the robot. Can we bring one room, just one? Just so we can abuse it. there so much fun hey you know who we shouldn't invite robots However the robot can we bring one room just one just we can abuse it like get it over frustrated and like step on it and hold it down so it can't clean and be like why it's

all I want to do so many sent me a link to a reddit discussion where they found in New York they found our winner photo of me and Freddie and the other guys who were with and the conversation was like, oh, were those the two worthless assholes that were worth it because apparently called them two worthless assholes, but it might offense. They were worthless assholes. And but I was so afraid they're going to find those two guys and go, hey, they're going to work with us. Where they just ran and people, they're two random dudes.

John Reisinger said that he wanted to fuck it up for everybody right at the end because someone has to enter a code And if you enter it incorrectly it freezes for I think two minutes It's like an iPhone and so he wanted to swoop in while we were typing and just like press like a button I'm fucking pissed Have you done it somebody the like the iPhone code like if you do too many times a walk you out for a while? No, I like doing this into Gavin where if he's on his phone, I just go like this and press whatever he's looking at. But I don't think I've ever fucked up. Gavin has gotten to the point where he learned it immediately.

Like if he shows me a text like I'm always like, I can't read it. And like him and who give me the text. And then no matter who it is, like they're showing me the text from. I said, I've always loved you and then send and I went to do it like I said let me see I can't see it I grabbed it and I started typing he'd take in a screenshot of the text and I was like typing like I learned so quickly that's like that wallpaper trick where you would like screenshot all the icons and then like turn off the icons yeah I've seen people I've seen people do that with monitors and it's like the freak out videos of people thinking their monitors broken

Yeah, I had a cool amount. I got one of those super wide monitors. It's like to I guess it's like a 21 by nine aspect race Resolution is three 34 40 by 14 40 minds like this close to dying. Oh, is it my next one is yeah, you wide one? I have like a 30 inch like one of like one of the original like big display ones You guys got somehow got stuck with it because I had a shitty computer at the time So it's like I can only use this one. I guess I'll have to keep it and it's like Cinnamon display so yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all school man. Yeah, they got to read this other thing here fast

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I had no idea that was going down. What, what were we talking about before that? It's a lot of stuff. It should have been a horse ton. It's a lot of stuff. It should have been a horse ton. Well, I finished, so the May season for Ranked Play and Horse Stone just wrapped up.

I finished May rank 13. Fuck. Where were you at? I was, I was still 20. Oh, Oh no I can't break that. Well that's great ranks. Yeah. In fact for June for the reset it I got enough bonus stars to get to 20. So I'm already at 20 now for June. So I've already got the guaranteed card back. Yeah I just want that card back then. I am I can't remember what the name of that card was but I just enchanted that shitty um one scary card I got so I can just build a net deck and I'll be good good words I don't know what you're talking. I told you I told you to probably just enchant that one

It was it was not very good. It was not good at all. Yeah, and I'll post a picture of it later I don't remember what it was it was worth a lot of dust you could use to To build an actual If you have if you have dust you can make cards that are digital and then play with those cards against real people and also robots. Except the robots are really easy to beat. They're really easy to beat. Just like they will be in a couple years. Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully. Yeah. All right. I will try it out. That idea. It's a fun game. It really is. I was playing. It's a fun free game that is not free. Oh god it's not. I don't have so much

money in the game at this point. Someone just did Alfa Brain side crashed. Did it? We yeah, let's go. What is it? What is it? What's it? What's it? It's a calm slash art here. Alfa Brain. What do they have? Like June 15th. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no blocking you. Yeah, someone's got shitty internet. But how many how much money have you put into that game? It's really hard to tell because there's no like receipt for it at all. You can buy two card packs which are like five cards for three dollars. And I must have like a two week period where every day I was just like I just buy a pack of cards right now. That wouldn't be a big deal. I could just buy a pack of cards right now.

I just like kept doing it. It's like three bucks every time. Yeah, I eventually was just like I have to stop this. I could just buy a pack of cards, and I just kept doing it. So it's like three bucks every time. Yeah, and eventually I was just like, I have to stop this. I have to stop this. I could just buy another. And at a certain point, iTunes stops sending me receipts.

They're just like, no, you know what you're doing. I choose. Or maybe they're waiting to just sell. Because it goes through iTunes, so. Wow, so. Oh, you're doing it on your phone. Yeah, I'm like on my phone on my iPad.

Oh, okay. Yeah. I almost never buy cards on, I don't play on the computer very often. I almost always play on my iPad. Which is why whenever we we play it's really hard for me to type back to you Because then like my screen goes away and it's just the chat and I go back I'm like what the fuck did Gus just do I just started chatting more often. Yeah, it's a real bad So I did have you seen a cards have you guys ever the trading card system on Steam is existed for fucking

Yeah forever and I've never gotten involved with it in any way What's it ever making sense everyone's a lot. I steam is existed for fucking yeah forever and I've Never got involved with it in any way whatsoever is making sense everyone's a lot. I'm like hey, you got a card And I'm like okay something happened where I figured that card just about I got a 22 on steam and you just level up your profile doing that stuff like you get like a modicons for Chat and all that stuff so I'm like I'm crazy to do it. I started off into a steam chat. I talked to my kids all the time. Okay. All the time. It's like when they get home from school and I'm at work, steam chat is the number one way I talked to them. It's just like they just have steam logged in. And they don't have AMA counts

or anything like that. So that's good. So my they don't have AMA counts or he talks like you have like a way to do that. Yeah? Yeah, I trade him a motor cone stuff like that because we get like if you get like put like six left-for-dead cards in you get like a tank a motor cone Yeah, that's a little goofy little tongue-out tank or something like that, you know and so if you have a steam account and you don't want You stuff sent me I My stuff I said in my way. I think someone guessed your shitty card here on Twitter. Oh really? Was it Mill House Manestorm? No, I thought hang on a hang on I have a picture card called Mill House All of you be anything a counter strike semi counter strike stuff that sounds like just don't do me

I'll take all your counter strike stuff Is this a portion of you turning the jack? I'm right exactly going to free. I'll take it dude The thing that always bugs me the most when people tag like a business or like a company, clearly tagging them. Oh man, there's nothing I like more than the at-raiser laptop.

You know that I can't afford it. Too bad. There's a few people here who are notorious for doing that. Yeah, and it's always rough to see it, but we have a buddy, Fwiz, who did like to meet the ultimate ball of the move. He's like, just wrote, he wrote, uh, um, it went to Taco Bell the night. No, the picture of his Taco Bell. Don't care.

You know what I mean? Like, don't anybody in tag Taco Bell. He just said Taco Bell. Taco Bell immediately wrote back. Go, missed your buddy. It was like, that's for some reason. Like that's what qualifies to me as baller on Twitter where he didn't he didn't tag it. He didn't tag Taco Bell, but Taco Bell like reached out and about that dude. Dude, whoever it's Taco Bell social media is they're doing a great job.

It makes me want to eat Taco Bell. Seriously, seriously, real big things. a lot of things make me want to talk about but what was it Gus it was a lot of things make you want to at talk about at talk about the free was a tink master over spark that's what it was those were four words yeah I'm the tink master I I did that once and then the company just didn't say anything to me I was like all right this doesn't work I'm just not gonna do me we're like it's not worth it that that to me when people like tag Tag your company in like a customer service situation I don't want to be involved with your customer service situation just deal with that shit on your own Yeah, a couple of you guys got involved in the jet star incident with the which one jet star

It's the Australian airline that charged me $450 for a I I got involved with that one with you and like one of my friends is going through it. I pile on the opposite direction and yellow cap. Oh yeah. Well, we both had had issues with them, right? When she said, yeah, at yellow cap, you're the worst company ever and I was like, fuck yes. That's always even having a problem.

That's one thing robots are better at than us. What's driving? Driving? That's true. You really think so? Yeah. Did you see the Volvo that ran somebody over in an auto driving demonstration? They probably had it coming.

Yeah. I mean, it wasn't a Google card though. They probably went on a podcast and called robots, didn't it? Did you, in the official explanation from Volvo, was that someone who turned off the don't run people over for you? I think that's what they said. That's a very important slider, you know, as a person. It's not the car that was self-parking and it just went on. There's a video of a car self-parking and there's a guy standing behind it like,

oh yeah, it's gonna stop and go this way and it just keeps going. It just takes it over. It's great. Was that part of the bink car short? No, but the binkar car short was great. That was really funny. I saw Naomi made like a little plush binkar. Oh really? Yeah, how does she do it? She tweeted it way early I don't know if I can find it at this point. She makes things so quickly. She tweeted the other day that she graduated I don't understand how she graduated like she spent so much time making stuff. Yeah, like they're great though That's the thing. Yeah, yeah every week is a great though, that's the thing. Making weird things. Yeah, every week. Yeah, literally, every week. My Patrick I'm sending this to you.

Is this the car? Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to listen to that. As you know, I'm a huge proponent of self-driving cars. We're also huge car. And robots in general. People like going, hey, check out how bad this is.

Go, go, go, go, go, go go big fan of that car still like the catch up machine that's a great one all right Patrick coming at you I'll watch it TV here we're waiting for him to get it oh here it is I found the self-driving car I'm gonna see if I can get it up here I love the live reaction video burning I think it's Volvo. You think that's a pretty big claim to be sticking on someone. Yeah, it is actually. Yeah, this is the one. Oh, he was fine. He was fine. He was fine. Wow Move guess who's never gonna test test trust a self-driving car ever that need I did have a Yeah, we're not fixed that there's the oh My god, that's amazing how That's so awesome. That's so funny. That's such a funny video Yeah, that video is one of those rare videos that gets funnier as it goes on yeah, yeah, the end of the end of that video

It's like the a shy, the fire-lo-look video. What? Funnier as it goes on. The, um, I think it's one of the other things I've loved about the company getting bigger is that, like, I'm just non-volved and stuff like that. And then you see it in your face. And then you see how I'm like, this is really funny.

Cool. Awesome. Like this has happened. Like $1 million, but. Yeah. That's, I had a lot of fun during that show. And we actually filmed a couple more of them recently with Gus. Yeah, I was there.

That's where we talked about the jinks very briefly. Yes. It was fun. I'm normally not a fan of hypothetical situations, but it was fun to sit down and talk about them. What I think still is strange. What I told Brandon or what I told Gavin at the time was, I'm not a fan of hypothetical situations most of the time because I feel like you only have so many thoughts in your life So why waste them on things that are never gonna happen? Why would you think that?

You know you have more than so what do you mean? You've so many thoughts in life. You mean cuz you're gonna find out I knew a guy who thought that longevity was entirely based on calories that when you're born You have a certain amount of calories like 10 bajillion calories that your body can burn once you Eat them or burn them once you process 10 billion calories Then you're done your body. That's it. What if you're like a Honda You can like go through more miles than most other brands of cars. I don't believe in either The things that you have so many thoughts. I saw. I saw a similar thing once on a post online.

It was in a forum somewhere where someone was convinced that mammals only had approximately a billion heartbeats in their lives. Yeah, I've heard that too. And after a mammal hit a billion heartbeats, they died. But it doesn't make sense. Like dogs don't go through a billion heartbeats and a short number of videos.

Like you think about it, it just falls apart. Yeah, man, there was a, there was a, somewhere some website you can about it, it just falls apart. Yeah, man. There was a, there was a, somewhere some website you can type in, you type in your age and it tells you a bunch of stats for your life. And I remember one of them was how many heartbeats you've had to that point in your life,

because you put in your birthday. And it's like, I, reading that kind of freaked me out. It was like an enormously high amount of heartbeats. Was it like millions or? Yeah, I forget it was. I forget, I forget it was, but I was like, I'm really close to sight. I was like, I don't want to know that it gave you more

It doesn't ever get a rest it doesn't ever stop you know me like yeah, but then it's like if you're working out at beats faster Yep if you're in a coma or something Beat slower like this. I mean if you're frozen by a bad guy sperm whale yeah, that could be something. Yeah. Or if you're a stupid robot and your heart doesn't ever beat, because you don't have one.

Yeah, you need your processor. Or if you like. Or if you like cycles you have. Gus and it shrill as up in terms of black one day for some reason. Nobody knows why. It's why you won't hear a dog scream. It started off black. It reveals the world, but it's black evil heart.

Hey. So apparently the Volvo, and it was a Volvo, it was not, they weren't testing auto drive, they were testing the self-park feature and that the car comes installed with a pedestrian, pedestrian detection functionality, but that cost an extra $3,000. I fucking heard about this shit. That card in that. That was a program. That should be standard. You can detect other cars, but not other people. I found the calculator you're talking about.

Yes. I put my birthday in and it says I've taken 294,000, 64,320 breaths in my life. 294,000. And my heart has been 1,411, 508 thousand 736 times since I was born I'll treat you out a little bit. That's a huge number. That's a huge amount of heart has it's it's really interesting to like I never At no point in my life to everything I will be associated with a billion. Yeah, anything definitely not dollars

Definitely not dollars. Yeah, yeah, something about that. Yeah, I don't want to know that Like the only that information just seems like a deficit. You've done something a billion times probably Definitely not dollars. Oh definitely. Yeah. But I mean, something about that, yeah, I don't want to know that. Knowing that information just seems like a deficit. You've done something a billion times. Probably, probably jerked off a billion times. Yeah. I can go with that. I wonder, hey, good day.

That'd be really cool to get a stat sheet at the end of your life, like all the stuff. Like, you know, like the ultimate. It's like when you finish around in a video game, it shows you like damaged uh, you know, whoops taken, you know, shit. What game it shows you like damaged. Yeah, you know whoops taken Shit, what if that was just like one big category like gallons produced Or put everything together like volume Big P in volume out volume in volume out I would think so you gain what yeah, I don't know

Yeah, make it on that I would think so but the time you gain what yeah, I don't know yeah Someone get on that because we knew when you jerk off. It's not like it's like coming from like the food you ate Isn't it isn't because like they say like Different foods and it makes it makes it taste different. All right, but I think comes from the jizz fairy It's like yeah Fils nuts up every night Vin Diesel's next movie. Top show. Oh, God. Hey, do you know the rock was just cast in this actually really sounds horrible, paper,

but I'm really excited about it. The rock was cast in Kurt Russell's part in the remake of Big Trouble in Little China. Oh, really? There's a remake of Big Trouble in Little China. There's a remake of Big Trouble in Little China. There's a remake of Big Trouble in Little China. What's next? The Golden Child?

Yeah, Golden Child. Wow, look at you. Fuck see a trailer for that on Friday night videos. Let me see the rock Hey, Patrick, do you remember Friday night videos? Yeah, there we go Chartbusters. Yeah, I think it's a shark. The rock Trouble little China. Let me see I just saw something posted this on Twitter. So don't know what's true I'm hoping a 90's kid big trouble China. I'm tight and great I'm not a 90's big trouble and little China with the rock will be the greatest cinema experience of all time boy Movie sites are really getting superlative in their descriptions of stuff. Yep

Here's an empirical truth everybody loves rock. That's absolutely true. I love the rock. Do you like the rock? I like the rock. I think if I know anyone who doesn't and I don't think I do Everybody loves the rock. That's absolutely true. I love the rock. Do you like the rock? I like the rock. I'm trying to think if I know anyone who doesn't and I don't think I do. Everybody loves the rock. Everybody. Did you hear about the thing you did where the some guy was going to want to trip to seamless and huge fan of the rock? And Lane? No. Yeah. No. I can't remember the story is exactly. It was like, yeah, one of his biggest fans. And one of his biggest fans, and they said, but we want to help you with They're gonna get engaged or something like that It's great for what's the proposed to him and he goes and they in the rock was like How about they have a wedding ceremony right then if he says yes, and I'll officiate it

And so did the whole thing and he held that as he kept out of a boat they held apparently he went through all the trouble to get wow or Damed and for this so that he could play this prank on a fan. I've done it before I'm not a trouble. No, I'm not done playing what he did. It's great. Yeah, but that's really awesome That's that's really awesome. You all see fear seven. I'm totally fucking up that story by the way and paraphrasing it But I haven't seen it yet. No What do you do? I saw Mad Max I someone see that actually Mad Max good. You haven't seen Mad Max yet They're gonna put a fuck that up for you now. I know I know I'm gonna run it for you. I know I'm just right now. I see with the plug where from Twitter go. Yeah, Mad Max was incredible

Little overhide. Yeah, you got to say little overhide. Yeah, all of her is hype so far. So little overhide It's not the best movie ever made. Nope. It's not gonna win best picture even Unless the colorists gets nominated because the color in that movie was insane. Yeah, it's a beautiful beautiful movie I like orange or anything like that like orange and blue. How many drugs should you do before going to see it zero Mad Max? Yeah, like I feel all the You know, there was a I think we talked about this in the last podcast. We talked about Mad Max a little bit the color is still not stuff I I definitely really get more sorry guys my phone is going absolutely a shit. I don't know what's happening. That's cool to find her I mean

Okay, that's brand in fucker brand in he finally started your text. How would you like to work you have to employ number six? I lost my train of thought now Branding we going to wrap up. Oh, this story about this. I knew if I said I'd get to wrap up. This is my new carry. You'll appreciate this. I'll make a director and everything else. Hello, it's totally my new career goal. Tom Hardy apologized publicly to George Miller and there must be way more to the story than what we know because he publicly apologized. Just hold your phone. Is it Brandon?

My phone is closed, what do you mean? Because do you hold it, you won't hear the vibrate? Give me a minute. All right. So Tom Hardy publicly apologized to George Miller's director, because he said, I clearly did not see his vision when we were making this. And now that I see the movie, I

realize that was my shortcoming. In other words, he must have been a phenomenal prick on set and not understood anything that was going on. But then when he saw the final movie it was amazing. So the actor actually apologized for not seeing the director's vision when they were on set. And now like totally has a new appreciation for the guy who thinks he's a genius. So in like the sequel or whatever, they'll be fucking, he'll be like, I'm on board. I guess so. Yeah, I think, yeah, yes, I'm a party for.

I mean, I feel like that's usually what happens. It's like the second time he signs up, it's like, yeah, I'll do three movies. Is there gonna be a sequel to that Mad Max? I think he might, he, I think it's under contract. He's under contract. I guess, yeah, I don't know anything about it.

Yeah, I haven't seen it yet. It's dangerous, no. Is that a contract for four more films? Four more films for more films fuck That's more than they made originally why no somebody's living you know, yeah, the weird thing my bad Max is everybody loves this franchise now The the first man Max Australian movie was like made for nothing was a huge hit then they made the road warrior and That came to the US I find out a funny fact about the road warrior Gus

I actually saw it in theaters I was way too young to go to an r-rated movie But there was a theater in Houston where we could just go and like I saw porkeys Was eight years old your PG movie I think was it I think Was it should have been R. Yeah, that was like 80s today's standards that would have been R There's only like 20 boobs in the movie so it's 21 yeah, if you get 21, they give you the course was our. Absolutely. But uh, the when the road warrior was released in the

US in theaters, it was dubbed. They dubbed the dialogue track from Australian to English to American. Yeah, to America. I think that's like so insulting to everybody involved somehow. I think it has a specific name for that like strain of English. For Australian? Yeah, I think it's like strion or something like that. I'm sure there's a dialogue. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, I'm strion. I mean, I'm strion. I'm bogging. All right. We got to wrap up. But anyway, so but then the follow up to the road warrior. I have to pee.

I do too. I do. The follow up to the road warrior was one of the worst sequels of all time. Yeah, beyond Thunderdon. Beyond Thunderdon. We're just to be a turner in it and all that other stuff. It was just silly.

So. I feel like they're going to remake that one. Barbara's got a pee. So we got to go. So thanks for watching everyone. And we'll see you guys next week. And have fun. We're safe. Shake, shake.'ll see you guys next week. And have fun, we'll see you. Shake, shake.

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