Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #327

Episode Date: July 8, 2015

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Dollar Shave Club and trunk club. I feel more about them. We're just facing forward. Feels great. So I've got something to say right away. Right off the top. The couch is fucking comfortable. Oh, get shut up. This sucks. I am freezing. That's a vent. Now that you didn't tell me about. I am cold. Gavin and I normally sit like two feet apart from each other Home record the podcast. He had no idea the vent hits me dead on. Oh wow that is serious business It sucks. I freeze every week when I sit in there. Oh, yeah, it's like pointed right at you But I smile like a trooper and we do it man

There's like a there's literally like a seven degree difference between here. Yeah, I'm gonna take a picture of the vent I sprays taking a poke as well That's my view. There's no way to I can actually feel where it is, but there's no way to describe it. So, it's just cold. This week we got Gavin. Bernie. Gus. Fire breath.

And Gavin. Oh, no. Oh, no. So we switched some seats today, so we're being silly. Here's my problem with the fucking couch, Gus. Is that I asked you in Patrick to buy a smaller couch so that we can make the podcast that more condensed. You guys went out and you want a bigger fucking couch. Are you still bitching about this? No, you what is this like a year ago?

You just said you were saying like the couch gets a bad. It's not. It is not. It is uncomfortable. I hate. He almost broke his ass. He sat down on the area. He went with a foot. He does have a gentle ass hole. Do you think the couch is comfortable? No, that couch sucks Okay, it's awesome. Look at this. I put my arm right here and then get my beer right over here Look, you could also put your arm on both arm rest that you have on your computer. If I can do this Good point you're the only advocate for that couch. I love this couch. It's unbelievable I like this couch Patrick loves the couch. It looks nice and you're fucking You don't have to sit on it every single week for now. I'll sit on it

I'll send a couch right now. I've been sitting on this I've been sitting Gavin spot for exactly 30 seconds And I foam my beer up and spilled it on myself. It's something about what happened It's like the the vent hits there in your cold I mean like the universe is aligned to make your beer foam over my fingers stuck in the bottle next hey everybody It's a podcast I've been doing a lot of traveling. Yes And it's been a while. I feel like a couple of weeks ago all four of us were together briefly Yeah, and then before that it'd been what we do. Oh, we had carry last time right? I've come to the realization

What that I? You might sound a bit egotistic from you from you. Right. I am the best Yeah in the world. I'm the best air passenger you're the best passenger I'm the best passenger what about me I've I don't know how you fly you're probably you're supposed to be a passenger of an airplane or passenger of a car of a plane like I've never caused any flight attendant any issue I've basically got on silently like put my stuff away sat down and Just done the flight and got off and nobody's had to deal with you ever ask for drinks. No, I don't ever I've never I've never wronged the cool bun

But I took three flights recently each of them went across the Atlantic Ocean And I got hit every single time by a new... Oh! Sorry, I really grabbed the mic. Why? I went into the Javan space. Alright, I won't tell the story. Imagine if it was covered. You were...

The pause, the timing and the pause, what are you looking at? It was great. You were a jet-setter flying across the Atlantic Ocean. Yeah, so the first flight I get on the plane. I'm in the window. So no, I'm in the aisle and there's women in the window. She makes me get up after we've sat down to like fiddle with our bags.

I'm like, all right. Give it a feel? Could have done that earlier, but whatever. Then, this is still before we've everyone's boarded She gets up again and moves to a different seat as People are still boarding. Oh, so I was like Is that this is not your seat then I didn't say I was like weird also people are still bored Yeah, so how does she know that seat? Then the people who see it is come along and like you're in my seat

She's like, oh, well, it didn't look very busy. And so I just took this seat. And they were like, well, that's our seat. And the flight was full, by the way, every single seat on the flight was taken. Which is very common these days. Most flights are full. So she made me get it up again. So I've got up four times for this woman, like once for her getting in the seat, then

getting out, and getting out, and getting in and in again. Do you prefer being on the aisle or in the middle or the window? It depends. Window for an overnight flight. I offer a knot. All right, can you put your head on the wall and sleep? Yeah, second flight, right?

Second flight. It was a flight to Germany. I get in, I'm in the aisle on the side. International flight is like a side bit. You were not sitting with the rest of the G100s, why, can you book separately? No, I just don't like flying with people. Good call. Please tell me it was the same woman next to you I get on the German version the uh the window seat is empty

So I know I'm gonna have to get up at some point the biggest fatdest German dude Makes me get up. He sits there pulls the arm rest up. Oh, no up he sits there pulls the arm rest up oh no because he needs to sit yeah when I sit down he's spilling like almost halfway into my seat and puts his leg in my foot well no way and I'm like I can't sit on a nine hour flight next to this yeah then I was gonna like I was gonna text Jeff something to like look out for him he saw me using my phone he was like let me call my wife on that what are you crazy let me call my wife yeah he's like and he's called my like, let me call my wife on that. What? Are you crazy? Let me call my wife on that. Yeah, he's like, I need to call my wife. You let me call my wife?

I like he says, I'm that. He's never seen his phone. He's like, oh, I'm familiar with that. I need to call my wife. And I was like, I mean, it's not, I just, it's an English phone. Unless you're calling her to pick you up from this flight right now. And I was like, don't worry, it's not long distance. I was like, what does that mean?

I actually know where, where, where, where, where, where, where, You don't know where my phone is registered to. I'm English on an American flight to Germany. You don't know where I'm from. Well, maybe she was in his stomach. So not that far away. He ate her just before the flight. He needs to call ambulance. That was the set up.

Did you let him use your phone? No, no, I didn't, and I lied to him, and I said it wouldn't work. And then I moved seats because the flight wasn't that far. I moved to a middle seat in five. Like that was more preferable than being on the aisle on an International flight. I actually fucked up on a flight I felt really self conscious and embarrassed about it. Yeah, because normally I pride myself on being like a very

Conscientist flyer. I'm I'm very aware of other people. I just so laid back. I feel like I'm doing I'm just gonna lay back on the coast too. So I got on a plane I got a small plane one that had one seat on one side and two on the other Crazy to see and my seat was see so I assumed it was the window Mm-hmm. I sat in the window and the dude comes up. He's like, oh, I think you're in my seat Uh-huh. We're like no, this is C. No, you would think that but that's actually D. You're in the aisle. That's like You messed up. Yeah, I'm sorry Yeah, I'm terrible like I think wrecking perfect attendance record. Oh, yeah, you're right

See I will always take the aisle if I could choose really me too because I hate especially on long flights Like you would think I'd want the winnesty to sleep. I would think but I would hate to wake anybody up That's why having to get out did you have to be a lot? I? Just like getting up and walking around whether or not I'm actually going to the bathroom or not It's just I get antsy you want to see a picture of the guy who was a picture Oh, I took a picture after I moved oh What And then actually in the middle of the flight he got up and started walking around and like put his hand to live a jack screen

We actually have a photo here. I found it Gavin on his fly. Someone tweeted this to us. I give him credit in just a second. There's a comedian who had a whole bit about the etiquette of the three seats on a plane. That was a whole that ghost on Twitter tweeted a set photo or that image. We got to guess. Let me see that. That dude is real. That dude is relaxing. He was just spewing across both or I think he was or Kilograms

That's rough. Oh He's like laid out. Yeah, like he's head up against the window and just like he's out You can see you can glue the season. Yeah, I'm see well. He's lying down. So yeah, okay Third flight you know sometimes when I Where'd you fly to be from flights? It was one of the flights was back from England and then there was Germany and then back from Gotcha, okay third flight come back from Germany to the US You know sometimes when you're on international flight you're watching the screen and someone like just puts their hand on your screen They're like walking past you know just like in the seat of front. They like stretch out

Like sometimes just put it in front of the screen I never had that but I can imagine right I got a picture in my head this guy put both hands behind his head and interlinked his fingers over my screen I literally couldn't see a single piece of the screen I was like I just waited I didn't know what to do I didn't I don't want to let me like poke him in the hand and be like get your hand off my screen because he's watching his screen he knows that there's a there's a screen there. He can also feel it right? So I was like I let it go for like a minute. I paused it. I was just like I Just I want to shoot myself in the face about an hour later

He did it again and started like tapping on it like bongos and he was like Rewinding change in the movie like flipped it to the radio. I was like ah I'm gonna I'm gonna die Wow, why do I keep getting sad next to pricks you're on a plane don't be a prick because you're so far the other way that you notice whenever someone's a prick the etiquette for that though is that women happens you just reach out grab the seat top in front of you just shaking I thought you were gonna say reach out and just grab their hands I was on a flight once you know where the seat in front of me was

really close and someone did the same thing There was no like screen in the seat back But he did the same thing where he reached back and put his hands there and he did that and his knuckles were all just cut and Narley and just like he Him closing his hands like reopened the cuts and he was like a old dude like an old man with cut up And it's just like right in front of my face. It's like oh, I can see like Wow, thanks dude. I'm really glad I'm on this flight right behind me There's a whole blog dedicated to like poor etiquette on planes I think the one that always threw me off was the person who's sitting in the window seat

And someone has stuck your bare foot up. Yep. I see that all the time really passed the seat and like put it like next to their arm I put it like just on the back of a chair Like you know what the back of the armrest is here? Like, put down. Yeah. But not barefoot. I'll just go like this, because I'm so tall that usually my feet don't fit like against the chair like this,

especially if someone's leaning back. So I have to put them up somewhere. People also don't get that like the under your seat, that's for the person, that's for you. Like under your own seat, that's not for you. Right, that's not for you. This sometimes you get like bare toes like on the railing Sometimes I'll like bring my feet back and then like accidentally kick the person's feet that are like sticking out like they're put their

Like sorry, you know, that was actually I wasn't like trying to do a passive aggressive thing There was a woman sitting in front of Aaron on our flight back from Australia who reclined her seat all the way back But she was sitting up in it. So she wasn't even using the recline. She was sitting up like using something. If she wanted to. Yeah. That's her space. That's her paragogy to recline. To lead him to lean back and forth as she saw fit. Yeah. I don't think I ever talked about this, but there was one lady who delayed a flight that I had because she was she boarded last. She seemed like someone who was late with a connection. So the she was she boarded last. She seemed like someone who

was late with a connection. So the plane was fully boarded. We were already waiting like four or five minutes and then all of a sudden one lone person gets on and she comes down. The flight was completely full. They had already started checking people's carry-ons because they ran out of overhead space and she just happened to be sitting like across the aisle from me in the same row. Well, she gets down there and she opens the overhead bin and it's full. And so she starts telling everybody in the area, whose bag is this? This is in my space.

This is the space for my row. She thought that was designated for them. Yeah, and then, but, and she was, and everyone just kind of ignored her, but then she wouldn't give it up. She goes, I need to know whose bags these are because you put them in the wrong place. This is my space. And somebody goes, that's not, that's not the way it works and she gets what are you talking about? She's I have a ticket and even Flutter taking down it was like you need to sit down and she was like adamant like get your bags out of here

It's like there was a strange thing ever she thought it was like designated space A communal space. Yeah, everyone should go on a course. It should be like passing a driver's test You got to go on like a passenger test It's a weird thing though because she was so like adamant about it that it if you don't know you don't know Like always this the way this works, but she was adamant that And then if someone tells you like no, that's not the way it works. You okay. I didn't know she thought she was being taken advantage of She was that's always a thing in America when people someone thinks are being taken advantage of it's like that person will always go ballistic I was in

Time or going toast I was a ding that went just went off the back and so there's a place called We like Shake Shake here, which by the way I went out to lunch today with Chelsea Atkinson is her one-year anniversary with the company It is also known also does the one-year anniversary of Start of the gonna be a crowdfunding campaign that we did last year this year at this time her one-year anniversary with the company. What's it? It is also, you know what else it is the one-year anniversary of? What? Started the crowdfunding campaign, the last year. We did this year at this time.

And I understand we just went picture lock on laser team. So she was it done. We went down to ramen tatsu. Tatsu. Yeah. Tatsu. Yeah. Because we went for the one down south, because North is always closed on fucking Monday. And I don't know why.

And then the other ramen place closed on Monday. And I'm pretty sure they close because ramen tatsu. Yeah. Also closes on. But they'd be the only one open then. That'd be great for their business. The double business rolling in that ramen. Yeah.

Got that wet egg in those noodles. Oh, it's so good. You like wet egg. Yeah, I didn't know that I wouldn't expect that But we drove by there. I think it's gonna be wet We drove by shake check. It was no line today. So just so you know We went there the other day. There was no line also like we walked in and it was less than a five minute way And it was at like peak lunchtime like noon. Yeah, what special about shake check? It's good I don't know what's special about it. Like I like legitimately I didn't want to buy into the hype, but it's really good and I tasted it. It was really delicious and I looked at it and I said, what is it about these ingredients that makes them special? It's literally just the same as anything else. It's bread, lettuce, cheese, meat, like nothing

crazy about it. It's really juicy. That's the best way I could describe. No. It's the perfect amount of yeah, it's the perfect amount of yeah It's a little drips down your arm when you're either but what they do is they don't cut the back of the bun So it's kind of like an open sandwich this way so that it doesn't drip out the side when you're eating it like this really smart Catches everything and get that nice good last bite. Oh, you get the nice greasy end of a burger. Yes Gracie and the best then the Yeah, but there's a place down south by the other alamo. I know I got a big dent in my laptop there.

There's a place down south called Burger Fy. And it's actually a lot like Shake Shack. It's been around before Shake Shack got to Austin. Kind of like Pterys was here before in and out. Got to hear it. And Pterys, it's a knockoff in and out, right? Pterys is Austin in and out basically. It is.

Yeah, they even have the secret menu and all that stuff. But so I went to Burger Fy fire which you should definitely try a local place I don't know. I think so they the weird thing about the place is they brand the name of the restaurant into the bun like they it's like like a He's yeah, he's he's seared into it. It's really Sealed approval. I guess so but there was a lady there and she Was not getting her Concrete fast enough, which is like some kind of like thick shake and she was just railing the dude behind the counter like it was embarrassing.

This is that verify? Yeah it was embarrassing for everybody around. They're everywhere by the way. I'm not everywhere but there's there's a lot of locations. Best onion rings in Austin. There it is. That's what they do. That's Patrick pulled up the that's cool. It must be from Florida because there's 26 of them in Florida. Probably so. Oh wow. Yeah or people in Florida really like hamburgers. They have the best onion rings in all of us Perfect. Yep. No joke. I've always looked for good onion rings. I've been in a onion ring kick lately. Have you? Yeah, I don't know why I've been seeing you eat onion rings once in the last like six months. You don't know me Yeah, what a fuck we should combine the best because I think I know everything

Yeah, what did you know everything I know everything You're in the chair. That's a note. Oh chair. What's you combine the best fast food into the ultimate fast food? Meal like the burgers from here chips from here. Did you oh? Unnurinks from here and it's like the sauce from that burger. Hi, they're very good What are the best on your rings that you've tried? Has some pretty good might find does have good I'm partial to the Burger King onion ring. You can't even find an onion in it Oh, I don't like that. It's a battery. It's like someone deep-fried a fun.

Did you see do you watch does anybody watch last week tonight? Yeah, so did you watch your stories episode? I watch it when they post on YouTube, okay? So last week he said that if If the FIFA sponsors pulled out from the World Cup, it set bladder resigned that he would take a bite out of everything in the McDonald's dollar menu where these disgustingly gross adidas shoes and drink a blood-wizer product and say it was really delicious. So set bladder resigned. So the last night's episode, he had to take a bite, he had to do all of those things. And he just like, he, he, he, what you said about combining the food you're minding me, he just took everything

in the dollar menu and basically just stacked it all up and just took a bite out of everything. That was probably just 12,000 calories. Just like the everyone bike washed it all down. What the, they should have made him do one at a time. Yeah, I was, I think he was like short on time at the end. Like you was just trying to get through it all in a hurry. What's the most calories you could get out of one bite?

Like what food has the most densely packed calories? Epic meal time has made some stuff that's ridiculously dense in calories. Probably she just bite into like a stick of butter or fudge or something like that I would think. Butter, fudge. Butter, fudge sounds awesome by the whole thing. Butter, fudge.

Like a one solid ingredient, or could it be multiple ingredients? Yeah, they're just one bite. I think cream. I guess if you can get it all into a mouthful, but you probably just use the densest of that It's got to be like some kind of like protein bar or meal replacement thing, right? Yeah Yeah, yeah, I'm a natural food or that like there's probably I remember those things that I got those emergency rations. Oh

super dense They're super dense like I don't know what they are Some kind of like sawdust That's first together with coconut oil. You ever see snowpiercer? No. Yeah, I have seen so many. That's gross. I have seen so many of the bars with the ye. That's yellow bar they eat.

No, that's so gross. That's it. There's ever like some type of nuclear attack and you have to hide out in your house, right? You eat that. It's any kind of emergency. Like, is it the real thing? Or is it just like gimmicky crap, like, astronaut ice cream?

I'll bring them on next time. I'll bring them on. I gotta change them on next time. I'll bring them on. I got to change them on every bite. Will you eat one? I've eaten them before. I'll be watching. Yeah, I will. I will. What do you want to bring on emergency rations? I will not be here next week because I will be in Los Angeles for the E3X stuff. We all will be out. I think. Yeah, we'll be. We're all going. So if you ever want to rob the podcast podcast set No, I put we watch it every night. I put Brandon in charge of next week's podcast I'm curious to see how that goes. I want to apologize in advance for next week We like to

X team The X team Jesus. Are you excited about who's excited about E3? Woo follow four. I'm most excited because I don't have any obligations while I'm there Did you just get it fun? I won the trip. You won? You say won now like Gus does. No, I've won the one. I'm Canadian, I've seen it.

I know what she said. She told me said it. Just like me. Yeah, I won the trip. You won the trip. No, you won it. I won. It's W-O-N.

That's how we see it. Barbara, up here. Found it. But La-La-La. So Barbara's going to be out there. Gus and Gamma are's gonna be out there Gus and Gavin I'll be out there in the YouTube booth for all the stuff we talked about last week I'm excited to go to E3 because after E3 I'll get a

girlfriend back that's gonna be nice because my girlfriend has been like heads down planning this thing for I think like a month of this I felt like that with laser team what's that laser team editing going on your girlfriend my girlfriend's been so busy I think you're a friend of busy planning laser team. Yeah, no, it's so it's tough It's nice when these when you get to the end of like a big long milestone like that But it's gonna be blast. What are you guys looking forward to besides fall at four anything? Hey look five Oh, I play handle five. I mean, I'm just I don't know

I'm looking for valentine ounce any kind of game even though they don't have their own press conference I'm just want them to announce something each of these not really their thing and they just I guess did announce the Steam controllers. I feel like if they was up to them they're not gonna wait for E3 or nothing with all those steam machines that were talking about they're finally coming out They're finally coming out October you can pre-order them right now. Deppunc made a song about it Steve machine no no what is that Steve machine? No. No. What is that? I guess that's any more Jeff Bunk song. Yeah. Didn't they also say that there's a thing that just lets you stream from your PC to the TV link? So who would ever buy a steam machine if you got a PC? If you've got a PC?

Exactly. If you've got a PC. Not everyone has a PC. They're trying to compete with consoles. Hi, Ashley. Ashley has a comment. No, I'm saying Steam machine is Linux, so you still yeah, but there's Linux steam games Yeah, there's 10% of like 10% so steam machine is 10% of steam games by the way is like 18 million games So you know, because that catalogs enormous I downloaded the game the other day. It was food truck tycoon This 99 cents on steam. Mm-hmm. And then there was another game. I think you play for an hour I know I have played You know this weekend I was kind of out of video games for a little while and I got back in a major way

Because Teddy wanted to play borderlands and then I get hooked into borderlands. I 100% had borderlands to this weekend. Like I finally I finally finished back. That was a game Ashley and I played together when we first started dating. That's how we would do for long distance relationship stuff. We would play borderlands. You guys also played that sheep game right? I forgot what it's called. That's what your first game do. Okay. I've done this thing. Where I've gone back to revisit games that I stopped playing but I really loved like long games like Skyrim and stuff like that. Yeah. And I find that I've left my to revisit games that I stopped playing but I really loved like long games like Skyrim and Stuff like that. Yeah, and I find that I've left my games in in the most ridiculous places like

I I've started playing Pokemon again. So I was on a plane Pokemon X I'm stood right in front of like the legendary Pokemon on the box I just never for it and like abs Odyssey. I was like right in the final room. Just never finished it I don't know what is about me, but I like it's either like I'm unaware I'm about to get to a good bit or I just never for it and like apes Odyssey I was like right in the final room just never finished it Just give up it really I don't know what is about me But I like it's either like I'm unaware I'm about to get to a good bit or I just put it down and never pick it up again I'm gonna save this for next time. It's every so much fun. They're like fast forward. Yeah, but I Don't do it. I'm just like I literally walked into the room. Pop on I was like oh Jesus Christ This big that was like

Where's your where's your wild character your troll wizard? Oh, that's a good question We'll make where is he right now? Oh, yeah, he's got some orgrimmar. Yeah, he's at the in by the mailbox in orgrimmar. How do you know? Has it seems like what I would do It's serious if we were to go logging right now. There's a 99% chance. He's by the mailbox in orgrimmar. Can we do that? 99% chance he's by the mailbox in our grandma. Can we do that? Can we get you left? My undead warlock. I took him all the way back to the starting point and put him back in the grave where he comes out or it ended the game there. Come on. I was just I was like I'm not playing World of Warcraft anymore and I didn't play A tenth as much as you did. I'm gonna go grab my laptop. Go do it. I don't really. I don't know the name of the character. No, okay

I'll have to see if it's even installed. I know this character really well. You're just getting really uncomfortable on the character I mean anybody would beat me up in in world of warcraft. I would call Gus Yeah, yeah, where can I go? I was a gust of server, but he was way too high I'll go brother. Yeah, I was like hey, can you come over me? It's like where are you? It's like I'm in like I forget the parents, you know, please crossroads And he's like I'll be right there Should I pick up the game wow? Wow. I've always wanted to try it. Yeah, and I really like Skyrim and those types of games So I don't know man. It's kind of great. I pick it up wow at this point I I don't even know what it's like. There's pandas in it now. I stopped playing before those pandas

Yeah, I know they even just I would actually go back and play now because They did a thing with wow after I stopped playing where they completely like changed the landscape all the iconic landscapes They like had this thing they called the cataclysm. Yeah, where they come was like about unapocalypse in as or off Is it so is the world of world of workouts is still now post-categorism? Yes, so it's they completely changed it. They're not going back Correct. Wow man. It's crazy. So come they just in future when the graphics are better just re-release the original one Like a remosted wow that game is like a living years old They're constantly updating the graphics really it looks terrible. I mean well, they try to what it try to like as

As accessible as possible that way the people with the widest range of computers could still play it I thought follow up for and Xcom 2 neither one of them looked very good. The XCOM 2 trailer did not look that great. And they said the reason they got PC exclusive was so that they could have higher fidelity models. But it definitely didn't look like it from the trailer. Yeah, and by the way, I'm absolutely gonna play both those games the moment they come out.

Fallout 4 is big one for me. I love Fallout 3 so much. I never played any of the Fallout games. So good. Kind of, very similar. My MacBook Air does not meet the minimum requirements. Made by the Fallout games. So good. I should though. Kind of. It's very similar to staring. My MacBook Air does not meet the minimum requirements.

They play by the same people. Yeah. Oh, you can't get on. It doesn't have the, I'm downloading it, but it'll, we'll see if it gets there. It'll be all like, Dougie. Yeah, I just, I don't, it's not a very, it's not a gaming laptop.

So I've installed on my laptop at home. I just don't have it installed here. Ashley asked me to warn you guys about something which is all next week, for at least for three days, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday of next week the Rue Street Chief Channel on YouTube Featured video will be all the E3 live streams because the entire YouTube coverage 3 E3 is running through the Rue Street Chief Channel So that's where you'll see it all next week. Are we doing multiple episodes of the patch next week as well? Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday we will do an episode of the patch every

Yeah, Tuesday Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. We will do an episode of the patch every three patches. That game must be terrible every day. And it's we're going to have a lot of guests because we're going to be in LA and we on the show floor and all that stuff. So it's going to be a ton of flood next. There's going to be a lot of cool people on the stream too. Who's cool me? Can we announce it to the people?

Ash? Yeah, I want to talk about game grumps. Game grumps? Actually, has said we're allowed to say that screw attack will be on it game grumps will be on it. Okay, I think Ray Cox stallions gonna be on there. He we message me we're trying to work that out and raise cock will also be there. He has the highest gamer score. Yeah, we saw him at a South by last year, right? Yeah, time full event.. Oh, he was, yeah, he was getting a million. Mega 64, we'll be there. Who look those bombs are? Of course, Foonhouse will be there as well.

I want to show video on the, be joining us on stage. Of Rocco flipping off the Delta Airlines safety video. Oh, God. Did he wait for the scene with you? Yeah, he was like this the whole time and then he goes, when it's on me and then it's really funny. That's really great.

Did you see Rocco's video of him reviewing the Ruchite the Podcast Pizza from Pizza Hut? No. He also did the I Justine Pizza and everything like that. But he opened it up and it was just not like it wasn't her pizza. It was a pizza that had like dirt and leaves all over it. Poor Justine. Weird choice, but he ate it with his grossest part. That's so gross.

Is this going to sound weird? Not the first time I've seen him eat dirt. Nope, tell me guys. That's right. I've seen him eat dirt before. Real other videos. Like, that's, he'll do that if he needs to. He'll come in.

And if you need to eat dirt to make something funny, so be it. They were great. One of my favorite experiences with those guys, when we brought them down for the second episode of immersion, and they had to yell at a trained special forces sniper. I mean, it made it better, right? It made it better. But I mean, it's just like, wow,

they were just like brutal. Everything they were saying to that guy. And Derek's the harshest, I think. Yeah, Derek was pretty harsh. Do you have it on headphones? You use the feature, if you use iPhone headphones, you can like click the button or double click to skip song. Do you ever do that? I try that clicking thing for all the different functions, all it ever does is stop whatever

I'm doing. That's that leads me to my next story. I'm having the coincidences happen again. Yeah. So I was listening to a song, the song came on, it was on shuffle. Didn't like it, it was annoying me. Can I still hear your power? Yeah, I thought I listening to a song song came on it was on shuffle didn't like it it was annoying me Yeah, I'll skip the song so I double tap the thing and I heard this like the beginning of a song. Do you know past time paradise by Stevie Wonder?

It's like the gangsters paradise original At least he starts with like it starts like a clicking sounds like a cowbell, but someone's holding it like it's not very echoey And I was like oh yeah, I like song. Realize that I actually didn't skip to that song. I paused it like I don't even press it once instead of twice. And it was just the escalator that was on was clicking to the exact same rhythm that song was like I was like damn. So then I pressed play and it went on to the original or the first song I was listened to which meant I just paused it. So I skipped the next song it was past time paradise. And I was listening to which meant I just paused it. So I skipped the next song. It was pastime, period.

I was on an escalator in front of a little people. I was just like, what? What? What? Yeah, just on shuffle. Wow. So my brain predicts to the next song. I have probably like 5,000 songs. I've got on my phone. That's crazy. By the way, that happens to me all the time though and I have my music on shuffle. I'll just be like, I really want to hear this song. I never ever want want to do that you guys do that because I feel like I guess now my mod man out The idea that I would shuffle every single song that's on my phone. I never would want to do that I don't have very many. Yeah, 5,000 songs. She's a lot of shit songs in there

But then you know it's coming next. I do have a lot of 80 songs. It's probably like a thousand songs Yeah, but you're gonna get an abba and then you're gonna get like patty Klein right after it You know what I mean? It's just like and it's always like the seventh track on the album, too You never that's what I hate about it. It's like my final defaults to that mode. I don't have any albums I don't think it's just singles Well, I don't have more than like four songs by one artist. No, I see. Okay, so it's all you cherry picked all the I still end up skipping so many songs. So when I have it on shuffle. I'd say the most Songs I have by one artist is probably Michael Jackson or Hall of the nooks

What's your favorite Michael Jackson song? Call it thriller oh really I'll have want you back. I love that song. Oh, I like the free willy one Free willy one I have a lot of beetles I don't like the beauty. You know I got so so I was so disappointed forever that the beetles were not Undigital at all and then when they eventually came to digital to iTunes it was as big deal as like I don't like it then yeah already on most of the CDs Like I'd already bought the CDs and I'd already ripped them into my library. Yeah, so it wasn't a big deal I just think I've listened to the bills too many times

You but every now and then you can go back and like, re-list into it. Like on my flight back the other day, I listened to Revolver, and I probably listened to Revolver in two years. Yeah. And I looked at it and I was like, with crazy to me was I looked at the year it came out. Revolver came out 49 years ago. Next year will be the 50th anniversary of that album coming out. That's crazy. Which is fucking insane to me.

Yeah, and two of those dudes are still alive. And I thought about also like the first time I bought that album I was like when I bought this album for the first time it was only like 25 30 years old and now it's almost 50. What's the thing you think you bought the most times? Like a video game a video game or Song or a movie that you bought in the most amount of different formats friends friends yeah but where else have you bought it I put on VHS oh really oh really you know it's on Netflix for free and now it's on Netflix for free but what about Halo Halo PC and then the Master Chief

collection that's three times about that Matt Matt when we were at college I think Matt bought also Halo anniversary don't forget and Halo anniversary that's a master Chief. I guess I had a Halo anniversary came up before before times I bought the original Halo game But Matt bought an army of darkness like I think like 10 times because they put it like 10 different Virgins that every time they put it when he would buy it like it was one that came with a leather round Necronomical I can't think of anything. I have more than one copy of yeah You just never bought something again. There's something in your life that you've bought more than once.

It's possible. I, oh, I could think of it. I have a couple like Disney movies at home on VHS that I bought on iTunes. But now I have it on my Apple TV. That's it. That's all I could think about. That's all right. Just mad, mad, just contact me. Let me read this. Let's let him read it. How many read it from here?

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foot out of the way so you wouldn't fucking double break it You know so when a when a regular person the young person breaks their foot. It's like six weeks How long for like an old person like you? Well, it was only it was only a small fracture I walked on it while it was fracture for three weeks and I have to wear this for three weeks So that's nothing did that make it worse walking on it? No, they just said it hurts. It's like they just makes it hurt It probably just stopped the healing. Herding sounds worse.

Like you're probably a healed faster if you got this right away. Well thanks doctor. You're welcome. Guys, if you would treat your injury, you would get better faster as opposed to ignoring it. It was one of those things where I was like, I don't know, I didn't feel like anything they did

could help it. No. No. They stomped on it a couple times, they'd say, see how bad it could help it. No. No. Yeah. It's not on a couple times. Yeah. Well, now I know it could be. I can kick shit.

Now I always know when Gus is coming though. So I could hide all the time watching the old. Clump. Yeah, I feel like I can be. That's who she's calling. I know when I walked by Bernie's office, he came out. He's like, Gus, Gus. I did.

I did. I was hunting him down because we needed it. What a, oh, we're talking about. Yeah. Let's play stuff. Mm-hmm. When Barbara just said, I know when Gus is coming, I got stuck in that mode because we just did a let's play. We're now doing let's plays every day before the podcast.

Every Monday, every day we do the podcast we do. A let's play before it. So in today's what's fun. It means that after a day of doing let's plays, in the time where I usually relax before the podcast, I do a let's play. I was totally ready to not have you come and do. Why?

I said I want to do it. I know you did not come play. I'm not complaining. I was just ready to not have you come and do... Why? I said I wanted to do it. I'm not complaining, really. I was just aware that you were... I can see where you hit your head. Yeah, you can see you're red. Do you have a red marble? Oh yeah, you do.

Do I? Yeah. It's right there. See? See? That went into my knee. That's a lucky battlesca. Rugburn.

On your forehead. Geneburn. But it's different coming in and doing let's play with us. So we've talked about these let's play a couple of different times. We're actually just building up a small little library so we can stay ahead for when we go to town and stuff like that. The first one we're going to put out next Monday. Yes. And then are we cool on the time? Can we? Oh fuck the TBD. It's going to be Monday we're gonna put it in the middle I gave ample time

What channel is it gonna be on? Uh it will be Let's Play because it's gameplay So we're gonna put it out early enough in the morning To where people can see it when they wake up It's summertime anyway And also before anybody who wants to watch the GTA Let's Play Uh long before they're awake hopefully Because they freak the fuck out if they think that the GTA let's play has been replaced

But it's YouTube and there's absolutely nothing you can do. I really had fun at the game. We played today We played today. Yeah, should we start with the one we recorded last week? Or should we start with the one I recorded first with the couples one? Yeah, start from the beginning the couples one. Okay. We'll get through eventually Good plus I don't want to ever Gavin thinks he's played Contagion like six times and we'll put out one. Let's play for it. Two.

What? Two. We also played left for dead like six times. That was a good one with Blaine that we played, a good one with Michael. Well, where are they? The Blaine one came out. They came out. There was another zombie game we played.

Oh, no way. We had a whole month of let's plays a year ago and people have been asking about him since then. What was that when we did where it was two versus two without any zombies? Two versus two. It was like you and me versus Bernie and... Oh, that was last of us. Last of us, okay.

We put those out. Right, I can't believe it. That was fucking fun. Barbara fucking destroyed Chris Dmerge. That was a blast. That game was fun. That's two by four. I really regret that last of us kind of has fallen off in the office because that was

a game that people played a lot. We played a game. I think I have to say. I'm on the Tide 43's. Untrarted 4. Good. I'll tell you what I'm really excited for. Everything's 4.

I'm excited by things that have been announced. Excited. I'm really hoping for more than anything else. If you could have, I know Fallout 4 was big on people's wish list. What's one title you would love to see? Obviously you can't predict new titles. So what was something you'd like to see a sequel for? Custer's revenge.

Wow! Busted out the title! One of the first ever adult only title on Tari 2600. What would you like to see? A second one? Yeah, I'll just see you know new titles. Another Skyrim or something. Another Elder Scrolls.

Skyrim 2? Elder Scrolls 6. I would take a Skyrim 2. No, I gotta call it Skyrim 2. I wouldn't go back to Skyrim. got to see something besides snow in the next one To a snow I'm gonna go back to like oblivion style words like you know what basically I'm with the most Skyrim what I Fucking joined up with those racist motherfuckers and didn't realize that until like you can't go back and change that I was like mother fucker

Swastika tattoo to your forehead. you like I think I'm in the wrong The fucker what was his name the the guy who you're in the cart with at the very beginning the dark brother hey no no no the what Stormclokes Ulrich storm cloak and they fucking racist fuckers. Why are they racist? He helps they prefer the Nords Oh, I see the Nords of the superiors Fuck him. Oh, I see the Nords of the Superior. Fuck him. Yeah, I was so mad. Did you play? Yeah, I don't remember that stuff either. But every, every,

but a big, yeah, all the details like us remembers. I'm just like that bothered me the whole fucking game. I was the dumb mom help, help in helping the racist guy. Let me throw this out. Let me throw this out to you, a title that you didn't even know that you wanted the sequel to.

You're not even thinking about it. Sign your radar, but you absolutely want this sequel. Brand. Oh, Oh, um, I don't know that's hard if I'm not looking forward to it. I'm not expecting it.

Next generation red dead. No, not bad. What you guys are doing with that. Yeah, you're wrong. That's absolutely wrong. You love that game. What red dead redemption?

What you just said that was just. Yeah, no, I think it was more like You're getting spit all over my microphone. Oh Stop it. It was a way worse. No red that was too much horsey. Yeah, wait too much horsey. Let me take something Let me take some right now which the three I'm gonna allow you guys to stop talking so you don't embarrass yourself Okay, we're gonna apologize either either one. I'll you can say very upset with you There are people that are on the internet and they have keyboards and they type mean things and they're gonna be very upset. What your three has a lot of horror. I would say three is really good. Oh, I

haven't played what you three yet. What you three so good. Maybe I wouldn't. I don't think I've got the good bit yet. Oh really? No. It takes a while. Because it's like I'm still liking the starting area. Yeah. Why were you like, you got like sex? Thanks. On a stuffed horse or a unicorn? People keep tweeting pictures. I think it's from Witcher 3 of a girl that looks like me, a character that looks like me.

Oh yeah? Yeah, I get at least like two or three tweets a day from that. I'm like, I've found you in this game! She's blonde. You got me. You're acting on her too long. You're retweeted at once. One time because the first time I saw it was like,

oh yeah, that does, but now it's just's just like okay now you can get away from it I want to take by my answer. I want to pull three Oh, that's a good one. I want half life three. How about that? I want 11 or three at this point I'm not first about half life. It's like it was finally run out. It's like me. I can't even remember what happened to the episode two There's the ship right? No, they did the the first thing the big flying slug gets it like went into the peg legs head. Yeah, came a little uh little jab. Oh right, right. Game the high hard one. All right. Like right in there. And then the lady was like, Oh no, that was by the way about 12 years ago at this point. No, I was 2007. Yeah, it's 12 years ago. Half life

two, this is how old it was. Half lifeLife 2 came out. We got steam codes for it when we bought new video cards to make RVB2 and RVB3. The first red versus blue computers in O, when we were still in the spare bedroom in O4. That's the one came out. Fucking 11 years ago, dude. So I bought Half-Life 2 when Half-Life life two came out and you had to install steam in order to play it, right? So why the fuck on steam do I have a five years experience badge and not 10 years? Oh I've got really? Yeah. My my steam account if you look you can look at your account creation date. You should look that up. I can look at my account creation. My account was created the day steam launched. Really? Yeah. Yeah. You've seen pretty

early to Xbox live and steam Yeah, my Xbox live account predates Xbox live because I was in the beta great As long as yours. Granted, I would have been pretty hardcore at that point I would have been pretty hardcore Xbox I guess at that point, but still I don't know how I wouldn't wait at five years to sign up a steam That doesn't make any sense. I do still I really annoying thing to have to install I was irritating steam people hate it first who like launch when you start your computer So I was the worst I think I said on the drunk tank at one point I said

Oh like way that way way way back in the day the written drunk tank I said the most important thing in that box is steam they have to stop. Oh yeah. I have to fight you the most important thing in that in that box is it took a while it took a while for people to really embrace it. How do I see my account? Your profile profile? Can you see mine? Oh, you think you're riveting. See? Five years ago. Members is December 12 2009. Oh, oh, you got fuck. You did what Jeff did you probably started a new account? I don't think so that's Jeff

Nam is holy shit. What was it bus B? No Bernie TX. Well your original one would have been bus B Yeah, no Why is it every time you launch steam it updates? Why is it every fucking time I open games are coming it's another 80 megabytes I got a fucking download and stop just launch the fucking application don't shake your laptop it's all a shake you want I mean what the fuck I mean it's almost as bad as fucking flash you know you know what it's almost as bad as now fucking Java

updates more than anything else I can't Java for anything well the worst thing about flash is if it's at a date, it just won't, you can't use Flash. Yeah. I tried to do annotations on a video I've learned today. Had to install Flash to do it. It tells you what I guess I just built a new computer. And it reminds me of the stuff that doesn't get installed

when you make a new computer. Like the other day, I was like, I got a like Microsoft Word. Yeah, or QuickTime. Like I can't, you get natively play an MOV file on a PC Yeah, and I click down it goes don't recognize this file type of go On a PC. Yeah, I'm a PC because I had to do it. I'm seven still. How how does that? It's pretty old. Oh cool. Superly large. Thanks team. I'm so glad you can fucking run. Oh, while we're a bitchin about stuff

Yeah, you I've mentioned previously my issues with the master chief collection and how it breaks all the time I see all the time I do because I want to get all the achievements in it. Oh, you're gonna do that. I knew you're gonna do that. I have over 400 What you do? What? Look at that signed update said 1012 2003 now see all I gotta say about that date in my date Fuckin' bullshit. I have to say have to say. That's absolutely bullshit. I'm gonna say. Okay, so I guess it's an apology for the Mass Chief Collection messing up a lot. They gave everyone who played it, ODST. Uh-huh.

For free. 1080p, 60 seconds. It doesn't work. Oh really? It doesn't. It's stupid work. I can't play card with Dan. He got stuck in the tutorial. I guess it's a tutorial in the helmet when you go to visor and run through the map and stuff. No matter what we did, no matter what level we started on, he had to do the tutorial and

couldn't get out of it. So he couldn't jump because pressing A puts you in the tutorial and you couldn't use the map. So he had to play the game with me without jumping or using the map. Oh my God, I'm so sorry. I Try to look up right now. Well my first game ever purchased on steam is I Don't forget you probably bought games retail and activated them on right. I mean I mean this half-life two-canks We talked about getting half-life to but she didn't buy that digital. Oh

Man the first actual digital purchase I don't know what for me. You know what? But she didn't buy that digital oh man the first actual digital purchase Oh You know what I'm on yeah, yeah that makes sense What was the games that were out back then it was like there was some weird ones like ricochet All right, oh ricochet. I remember that there was a half-life mod It turned oh no, you don't think about the opera. Yeah, yeah, I was rico yeah yeah it was it was like another like disc-based thing where you like fucking through shit at each other I don't know it's been like 12 years I've drank a lot in those past stuff gets lost at time it happens and you thought your steam library by like

the first part I'm gonna say check first game bought on steam. There's a game that you should check out Gus on steam, which is I like being as close to you sitting near you. I feel like it's more conversation like you feel this park. I do. I feel this park with the fucking phone. Everyone I hate my phone. I thought about you because I download a game called Rebuild, which is like a civilization post-apocalyptic civilization game. It's like turn-based strategy like 4x, like turn-based, and you're like trying to rebuild after a zombie apocalypse. I gotta say, every time I think we reached like maximum zombie fatigue, somebody does

something really cool with zombies, and it's just like, what's the newest cool thing about zombies? Well, I'd like to say, but it would be kind of spoilerish for a thing that we all enjoy There was a really cool zombie thing in it A major show that we all watch had a undead in it all over the place Yeah, don't watch yesterday's one why why that was not a nice episode No, it was not if you're sensitive. I don't know how Jeff watch that kid. I'm going I'm going home to watch it tonight and so hopefully nobody already people have been spoiling it

I'm young girl Well, come on. That's what's going on? What is that how what is that spoiling? That's the fact that a young girl gets in trouble in the in the maybe thing if a young girl appears on the screen But go here we go Barbara said watch after the fucking young girl. There's a lot of young girls in that show that's all One less apparently Not necessarily. Oh, right. Okay I would want check and purchase activation dates of games on steam. I'm sorry I specified that it was a girl. We're now this is now the podcast

We're just gonna sit here spoil popular TV shows and we're gonna read what page done how to get stuff done Okay, I recently won't believe what happened to Walter White I Actually just finished watching Breaking Bad all over again. How was it even better the second time? No, it's good about that here's to go back and show again Here's what they did right for breaking bad. They ended the show Yeah, no, I think it was the perfect link. They also knew they were going to end the show about a season and a half before they get it. And they told everybody that like next season the show's ending.

We all knew that half of season four, maybe beginning of season four, you knew it was going to come to close in five seasons. And I think that's a problem running into the game of throwing even though it's based on novels is now we're in this middle ground of just like we don't really know at this point how long that show. The the showrunners are very clearly said that that shows gonna go seven seasons really I've heard six and I've heard seven the showrunners have said they're gonna go seven HBO executives want them to go 10 so right now 10 that's the the the the struggle going on where there's like no characters left they're gonna go seven make new and spoiler make new and kill them so I hope they only go seven I hope that that's it. I mean, I love the show, but you know, if that's what the show

writers want to do, I hope they stick to their guns and they don't stretch another two seasons of content out over five. Here's yeah, here's what I would do. I would say, okay, look, we're gonna end this thing at seven, write a story that ends at seven. And then if we all like it enough, make a continuing adventures of whoever lives. Better than are the one person who lives better than he is make a pretty make it pretty cool ha ha ha you know somebody somebody was talking about the show and they were talking about the show like they said like it's weird that some people consume

this show in this way and they describe the exact way that I think about the show they said they describe they described as like some people are watching the show just to see like the progression of things and who's going to end up on The iron throne at the end of the show and I'm like well, that's exactly why I'm watching it. I want to see who's gonna win That's the name of the fucking show right game. Yeah, yeah, you're the wind or you're dying I think the whole thing is like an NCAA bracket of just like well this guy's gone. Nope. Okay that bracket The playoffs

Yeah, and it's like it's like when somebody dies, it's like, well, shit, my whole bracket there's Yeah, it's like after season one like, but you're like, well, shit, he was a favorite. Yeah, that was an upset. Yeah, that's the Cinderella team right there. What's other? Aps, or I should start watching. Oh, you're the jinx, right? I think the jinx is so good. True detective. True detective. Have you not seen true? I've checked your from season two premieres in two weeks. I have a team true detective to so why don't we all start watching true detective because Ash and I want to start it. Let's do it. So start watching the same time.

We can have someone to talk to. Yes, so good. Let me know I haven't seen you. You haven't seen it. Okay. Let's start this week. Sorry. Now, let's just end this. Yeah, I'm in a right predicament now where because my recent international flights. I've watched all the damn movies.

Yeah, and it happens. And now I'm flying, I'm gonna take four more Atlantic flights in the next month. You're fucked. Where are you going? France and Italy. I don't know what, the only thing I haven't watched on the screens is like 17 episodes of two and a half men. I don't, I that show is toilet.

Like, if you can see that show. It's terrible. I've run our movies so much to the point that on my last flight. I watch Titanic Before no, I see it before who is it instead of me told me how to do that? Sillin zero It's why L.A.N. and the number zero. He told us how to do the steam games. Thank you very much I go and actually lost that already the upside to watching Titanic is that it's like a three and a half hour I'm gonna say a lot of the flight disappears when you watch it

Do you know that they don't hit the iceberg until like spoiler? They don't hit the iceberg until like 90 minutes into the movie. Oh, no It's like movies are ending and then they hit the iceberg. Well, 90 minutes is only halfway through the movie to me the amazing thing Three hour movie. Yeah, I know. Oh, that's that's long like most movies are 90 minutes I guess I like you watched a whole movie and then it's like, oh here's another movie. Wow, I am, sorry, we're gonna go back here for a second. Yeah, because my first game I ever bought on Steam, by the way, Gary's my.

Is it really? Yeah, dude. You're never gonna guess what the first game I ever bought on Steam was. Oh, let me guess. Oh shit. You're never gonna guess. May this beacon teach us typing.

Good one. Good guess. Have you shot? Hemi Newman. Hemi Newman? Nope. It was not Hemi Newman. Grand Theft. Fall out three. I did not play a game on steam until 2009. Yeah. I had a whole steam account for six years. So I mean, the fallout three wasn't even new when I bought it. Oh, yeah, let me ask you this then So what was your first date of the first thing you bought on scene with date? January 13th 2009 you beat me by six months, okay So but you have a fucking 11-year badge on you because you installed it with half-life to cuz you're a fuck. So you played that on the PC

Yeah, you didn't play an Xbox no, I played it on the Xbox 360 I think I played I bought it on the PC to see what the mod support was like. I think we were thinking about filming something and follow it through at the time. So I bought it and then just started going through, uh, trying to figure it out. Those games get pretty rough when you have a lot of saves. They really grind to a whole new game. Yeah. It took me a long time to figure that out.

But once I did, you know. I can't really see all my transactions here. You can't really see all. do you plan new Vegas as well? I see that. Yeah, I'm playing new Vegas. Wasn't this good as full of three? I liked full of three a lot more than new Vegas. New Vegas was fine. New Vegas was after a three, right? Yeah.

Well, I came back. The first thing everybody on Steam was the Valve Complete Pack. Take it back. 2009. All right. Well, well, well, well. So when you watch December 12th to December 17th You watched all the movies Is that just all the movies that they have available on the demand Yeah, like only releases and all just classics Everything, you can't just load up a laptop with movies you haven't seen yet

I might get an iPod that was more than 16 years I might have a lot of gifts from other fuckers You're a kind person I bought I bought Jerry's mom's gift. I must have bought that for Yeah, I've been that's like the the anime version of Gavin wondering what I'm doing The smile on my face. Oh with the microphone. Is there another frame? That's it. So you get to set up as all you get you look good in that. It's a smile on my face. Oh, with the microphone. Is there another frame? Oh, that's it. That's it. So you get to set up as all you get.

You look good in that. That's a good drawing of you. You get a little gavvy? It's flattering, yeah. Barber's a very complimentary person. April Polet Con. He's on the barber compliments you a lot. Yeah.

Barber compliments me a lot. It's a very good quality in a person. I'm being honest. People are happy to see you. Would you say I compliment you a lot? Uh, probably a normal amount. OK. Yeah. I'm being honest people are happy to see how compliment you a lot Probably a normal amount okay, yeah, what's the normal? I'm to get complimented like a lot Well for Bob, it's like seven times a day for most people You came in under pa yesterday. Yeah, it's true. No, yeah, no Gavin's very complimentary a

Barb kicked ass in the game we played today didn't kick a lot of ass in the game we played last week A barb kicked ass in the game we played today. Didn't kick a lot of ass in the game we played last week. Let's talk about it more once it comes out. Alright, well I'm just a fight then. Well, we're gonna put it out Monday. Something's coming out Monday. There's gonna be a lot of people who are very upset. I'm not gonna pick the game anymore because it's like I default to zombies.

I'll pick the game now. Look at me. You nail the game today. We should rotate the game pick. That's a good idea. I pick today's game. I can't know about it. So you're next.

Which the next game you want to pick? I'm not here next week. I don't care. None's a good idea. I pick today's game. I can't know that. So you're next. Which the next game you want to pick. I'm not here next week. I don't care. None of us are here. Well luckily we have a couple in the bank. Yeah we do. And then a couple of them are a few parts and stuff like that too. So. Oh really? I would assume so. The one we did for the couples one, I think we did like we could have get we could have easily have two out of that because I stopped it part way through the run. It was like a raid-style thing, where it's got a definitive beginning and an end, and we got halfway through it. I'm really excited for the possible edit that you're going to do on the podcast we did today. That one might be tough, because I might have to edit out fucking Gavin.

No, I'll leave it in. I think you can leave it in. We make fun of it enough that it's clearly not, okay. You'll take the hit. Thanks for taking one of the team. Gavin named one of Bernie's characters in the game We played today. Yeah, he named my character child fucker, which was a really inappropriate So now now we have a test if people want to sue us over that me saying that right there then we know it was funny because What's that?

It was like we were up against Hitler and Jack But we called it Patilla for some reason. Well, it's a big round bulbous thing named Jack. And it was already. Yeah. So we just fell into place. You don't Jack gets the most shit of anyone in the office? Oh, let me think. Let me think.

You do a lot of shit. You do, Gavin. You get a lot of shit. I just don't like that. I can take it though. Like, whenever we have me to Jack, I feel like it's wearing him down slowly. Yeah. When he just bounces off, or I'm confused and I don't understand it.

That's true. I think he probably takes it the hardest. Who doesn't get enough shit in the office? Like who gets a pass too much? Gus. What? I can't shit all the time. Do you?

Yeah. About what? Being ugly. Oh. What's going to hide behind the mic? Yeah. If you could pay 50,000 dollars are you ruining a million dollars, but premise to change your face

To any other person's face that you just called plastic surgery Just take someone's face and put it on yours. Yeah, yeah, I don't know that with that work because the bones will be weird Like you're a Brad's pitch. I think you say in it with $50,000 you can buy the technology. Yeah, no, I would absolutely not do that You keep that I love my face. All right, well you shake my face either. I mean, I was like I don't I don't know what my face looks like After a while I probably get a better nose No, I would change it That wouldn't be hard. It's such a smashed up You probably smash it more like your head your nose is facing the camera You probably smash it more like you turn your head your nose is facing the camera

Turn your head to the right and then somehow you're no still faces. We're used to being head on with the cameras You know, every time you turn So I took a couple of trips recently not international like mr. Jetset over there right about it But you know what I've realized And watching people on the plane. Yeah people like watching Kingsman on the plane. Yeah. People like watching Kingsman on the plane. Dude, I have also every flight, there's like multiple people, I can see the screens like you are watching Kingsman. That's a new movie. Yeah, but it's weird, even like there's a lot of new movies. And even when I've flown in the past, when there's other new movies, I've never seen

that many people watching one fucking movie. Oh, it's like a comedy action type movie, right? That's like the part of the favorite plane. The version Ryan watched on the Berlin flight Had that big fight scene that big continuous long shot fight scene. Yeah, the one the church cut the whole thing That's not true. That is why we go see that movie again just to watch those two minutes Why they cut it because it's too violent like some Airlines sense of the movies I like I watch something any other line where the screen is viewable from

Like the new planes you can only see the screen if you're right in front of it. Yeah. Which makes it really confusing when the guy next to you, because the angle, his screen looks like it's off. Yeah. But whenever something bright happens in the movie, it's face lights out and it's like, what is that coming from? It's coming right from the screen. I was waiting for my flight out to LA the other day and I was waiting in the airport and there was this fucking British dude on the phone.

Like screaming, like talking so loud. Motherfucker, like you're in public. and I was waiting in the airport and there was this fucking British dude on the phone like Screamy like talking so loud like mother fucker like you're in public Why are you being so loud like I have to get up and move? I was like that fucking asshole. I can't believe he's being so loud in the airport. How fucking rude I go to the gate like fucker Get on the plane. He's seated right next to me. Oh no. He's seated right fucking next to me. And he falls asleep on the flight. And as he's asleep with his fucking beer, no it wasn't beer. It was vodka. He had this vodka drink. The flight attendant comes to wake him up. He's watching the kiksmen by the way. He's one of the people watching kiksmen on his laptop.

Flight attendant comes to wake him up and he dumps his fucking drink. He's like, oh, I'm really glad I got to see that. I had a car. Fucker. Yeah. So I said next to a guy on the plane coming back from, I can't even remember where the fuck I went just recently. I guess it was in LA. I went to LA. Oh, man, I had a, yeah, it's bad when you can't remember where you go. Yeah, so I was in LA and I went to The full screen offices for a meeting the LA Ruchitida. I know and so I thought I'll just parisco because not many people have seen

The LA offices and so I'm very Sensitive whenever I'm paris coping because it's live. I always tell people hey, I'm paris coping and people always say on the On the chat there was like birdie's always talking to people on Periscope on Periscope It's because there's no way that that there's no indication that the Periscope that you're live There's no indication like a red light you can plug in your phone or something like that because I'm a hand signal and I just want to notify people so they're not like yeah, you know like barbers like I you know Did you or whatever you know we're saying something inappropriate. She would never say that. The Jews.

But I was wanna be careful about that. So I texted Adam Kovic and I said, hey, I'm about to periscope my way into the building and I'm gonna end in your office. If you guys have anything sensitive, shut it down. And he says, okay. So here's how it worked from their perspective. Is that Adam Kovic said said okay, then he goes

Bernie's about to periscope his way into our office Bruce goes take off your clothes That's immediately this is reaction to every close by the time I got all the way in to their office and turn the corner All of the fun house guys were in their underwear Just like down to like shoes and underwear. Oh, there was underwear there. I thought they were just in shorts I couldn't tell if it was boxers or not. No, the guys who were in shorts, I guess, kept those on, but the guys who were in jeans, they just took everything off. That's awesome. Are you like laughing for like a minute straight afterwards on your first check? I couldn't help but let me also discovered something about that, which everyone should know about

Periscope, which is there was like a minute at the tail end of that one where I'm just kind of like walking and laughing. It's because I lost connection. And what I didn't realize is that Periscope continues to record, even though you lose connection, I want to just upload the video when you speak like that. So I'm actually surprised that it's not bit anybody.

Wow. Shit. Yeah. Actually, I'm really, people kind of get on me about it. I delete most of my Periscopes, but I delete them so you can't watch them and replay because I realize people want to watch them

But I have no ability to edit them and as an example today I was walking around before the meeting talking to people First of all, I don't know if I got anything that's inappropriate or like something that would make somebody look bad or a trade secret or something You know if it's said in the moment You know that kind of stuff happens But if I record it and people can play it back they can catch little stuff like that today I walk up to somebody's desk and their credit card number was on the screen. Is there something I can do about that I had to like delete it and I know there's no way. It's like periscopes like the resolution is horrible

Yeah, you're gonna enhance one time I posted the video on Enhanced on Twitter and it played it at the normal resolution without blowing it up to the screen I'm not kidding. It was that big on my iPhone Yeah, it looked like it looked like the tiniest little square. I think it's like one 40 4p or something What that actually I actually got into some some not trouble, but I Parascope does it shake shack and I was showing my receipt not thinking like old love Later to my credit card numbers right there someone uploaded it to the RT subreddit. Yes. But they were so nice that they blurred out that number for the last four digits. I know, but like you could

throw you, you throw your receipt away. Don't care about it. I know, but I don't know. It's just security. No, I give it to me. And when we edit the video, we have that ability to like look at it at a second time or something that periscope just doesn't give us the ability to do that, you know, and it's like review before post. I wouldn't want to be responsible for posting somebody's phone number by accident online or somebody's like even license plate numbers which people are weird about for some reason I'm not weird about my license plate number and I've actually like geotag myself like close to my house that kind of stuff doesn't

bag. Not a pair of scuba like another stuff I've done that and it's like I don't know I'm not overly worried about it. I mean you would hope also that if you accidentally tweeted your address or something that most people wouldn't go there. Yeah. Yeah, you never know though. You never know. It's like, you're never gonna be happy to see someone. Wasn't there a YouTuber that someone showed up at their house because they saw...

I think it was pro syndicate. I thought it was, um... What's this face? Shake her all. Mm-hmm. Wow. I mean, if you all have done it, they just showed up at the house. They took a picture or like, he did a vlog outside of his house and someone was able to I guess see the background and see where his house was and they showed up at his door being like,

Hey, I'm a big fan. I just I figured out where your house was. I want to come meet you. I triangulate it. It's like when there was that video at Domino's. Remember that where the Domino's employees were fucking around with people's pizzas. Yeah, and then internet was like, Okay, well in the video, we can clearly see that they're out of Domino's. We know they're out of dominoes. We can see these other two fast food restaurants across the street And there's another building over here, and then they just Try and get it. They look like where in the United States do all of these restaurants exist close to each other and then just narrowed it down using Google Street Viewers like that's where they weren't crazy. You gotta be very careful It's fucked up. Yeah, I'm gonna say we wouldn't want to meet people, but probably not that right now

No, just at places where it's planned to meet people. No, we had the best time in Germany We did like a really last minute meet up in Berlin. I saw that and like maybe like 50 people came It was awesome the versus episode you guys did in Germany with all the fans. It was really fun Yeah, I was a project there were that many people in Berlin days notice like some people came pretty far Like it's what to a guy who came like six hour journey. Wow Yeah, from somewhere else. you must have really been disappointed. Yeah, well, I would just really great It was like the perfect amount of people like we weren't like really putting on a show or anything We weren't having to entertain it was just like hanging out lots of good like one-on-one conversation

No, I swarmed by like hundreds of people. Yeah, yeah I sat with a dude for like 15 minutes of the bar. It's talking to me. It was nice fun Yeah, I Want me a bet it's just a meet-up. That's what I Yeah, that's fun. It's just a meetup. I do those in almost every city I go to. I was surprised. I had two of them in Singapore because it was like, I would not have thought going to Singapore that we would run into that many people.

But Berlin, Singapore, when Ash and I went to Sundance Film Festival, people drove from Michigan to Utah. Holy shit. To come, say hello. It was closer. It was the same kind of deal. I think they were in the car like four hours or something like that. To come say hello. Because it was closer. It was. It was. It was the same kind of deal. I think they were in the car like four hours or something like that. It's pretty. I was kidding. I was kidding. I'm totally kidding.

I that's that's a huge commitment. I'm so glad that you do you guys did that. I'm so glad you do that. Because we're thinking about it. It was like how often all of the achievement hunters together outside of our office. Never let alone in a different country. All right. I'm really all right.

Yeah. Let's play lost in the August 7th So I'm gonna I just want to show this somebody because I keep forgetting about it I was JD and I were in the car this morning By the way the kids are in summer now. It's awesome. They're having a blast but we were we were driving along and It's so weird because it's like this is the road of Moe pack going south and see the hills there in the background These hills that's not hills on the horizon that's a dark cloud that's just for whatever reason it was a dark

cloud super low weird on the horizon and it looked just like hills it looked awesome was surrounded by like did you see that image from New Jersey last week? No it looks just like hills. Did you see that image from New Jersey last week? What is that? On the horizon it's cloud. It's a cloud. It's a cloud. There was an image from New Jersey last week that someone took it? On the horizon. It's not a cloud. It's just clouds. There was an image from New Jersey last week that someone took at the beach where they take a photo out over the water. Not even hills.

There's not even anything like that. The clouds are like that right over the horizon. So it looks like a giant tidal wave. Oh, wow. It's coming to the shore. But like that, it's just clouds. It's just the color matching is the same. What people like.

Wait. It's not even water. What is that? It would be massive. Are, are we gonna do a famine open LA A lot of it for e3 Yeah, that would really make a lot of sense. I want to go with Greg Miller to portillo's cuz he's been talking about this Portillo, so I don't know it's hot duck place. It's like northeast of LA. It's like in a Pasadena or something like that or Glendale or something I'm very important question. Are we gonna go to the waffle? I will absolutely go to the

I haven't been there since our first time in LA let's look at how many Dangrishy specials all we get it's a little bit of a hike from where we are because we're gonna be in downtown That's in West Hollywood or in Hollywood worth it yeah let's go I'll go I drove by that place inadvertently a couple trips ago when I was in LA I was like oh there it is oh I got I got invited to something too that I couldn't go to I think it's like It was like a week ago of the grand opening of it, but they have a massive, it's like east of a LA, I think like 90 miles, so kind of a decent drive, but it's a twin galaxy style arcade,

but a massive, massive one. And I'll look it up here and change the name of it. Well, if you look that up, I'm gonna read this. Why don't you read that? No. No. When I'm wondering read this. Why don't you read that? No, when... No, when... When I'm in this episode of The Podcast is brought to you by Trunk Club.

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So you were you were talking about fun house earlier and how they took all their clothes off Yeah, I saw those guys the other day. I was in LA for the Heroes of the Storm launch event at YouTube. Oh yeah. And there was Liberty endorsement for that. Yeah, yeah. I'm a paid spokesperson. Well, I'm a bad person. You up there?

Well, not personally. I was so mad that it wasn't me. Hashtag ad. And what I was there, like I just I just so happy like I wasn't coordinating with those guys or anything, but we just like so happened to show up at the event at the exact same time. Like I got in line and immediately behind me, Bruce was like, oh holy shit, I'm never gonna be here.

So we were talking, we got signed in and registered and I looked and I was like, oh, there's a bar right here. Is it open? There's nobody at the bar. And Bruce was like, yeah, I guess it's open. It's early though, isn't it? I went and got like I was the first person at the bar. What time is it you said 11 a.m. As soon as I ordered my drink There was a line behind me. Yeah

Nobody wanted to be the first person at the bar But as soon as I went there and ordered my drink there was a wait gosh There's no problem. I had first person got to walk up and fucking take it I've been the guy who waits for stuff to happen before a I'm just scared about it's not open or that being injected. I just walked up and I was like, hey, can you give me some of that? You also like me what? You also like me what? Boost stands at something that's closed.

Just like, you gotta ask them. They were like, oh yeah, there were like three bar tenders. They were doing anything, and I felt bad because there's a line instantly at the bar because everyone wants to get booze. And then right across from the bar like not like 10 feet away was a guy making snow cones with no line And he just sat there like so dejected like nobody was coming to get snow cones because everyone was in line for the point He's like you're the trend set come and get a snow. Okay. We have finally got alcoholics snow cones The other day and hey maker. We've been talking matter for like a year. It's disappointing. Why is it disappointing? Grace

It just also weren't really nice about it. I don't know how to describe it But the woman who was making them was so rude to us. Well, that's that she was rude. She just wasn't friendly She was like so not friendly. It was off-putting. Yeah. Maybe I'm just yeah What does rude mean if it doesn't mean that? What does that mean? What's the what's the? She wasn't me once She just wasn't welcoming I'll role play you be the her okay, I'll be you Okay, hey my name's Gus. I don't like talking to people Can I have a snow cone please?

You got to pick your flavor and you got to pick your alcohol. I would like a grape one with whiskey I was prepared for the question. Yeah, I'm sorry. I've panicked. I have a grape one with whiskey. Get the face. Guess what kind of whiskey? Oh, um, yeah, on the list there. Okay, can I make your smart? This is exactly like Gus doing it to a tea. It's like we should have known the process. Oh, you're disgusting. No, it was totally like. What did you order? What's your snow cone that you would order?

Rosbury Volca. I would do Cream Soda and Vodka. What kind of vodka? It's on the list there. There was about 20 different types of vodka. Really? Yeah, she had. I bet it's not vodka.

Run a snow cone with you. The correct answer is all of the vodka. Just dumb along the one. The correct answer with vodka is actually it doesn't fucking matter. It really honestly doesn all of the vodka. Just dumb along the one. Back up the right answer. The correct answer with vodka is actually, it doesn't fucking matter. It really honestly doesn't matter about vodka. Jeff can taste the difference between a lot of different classes of whiskey. I can't yet, but of the train tongue.

But vodka I imagine is just done of the train tongue. Huh? You missed it. Good again. This went. There you go. Your tongue is trying to be part of the conversation. It's totally not. It's really gross, isn't it?

Why do they say it's the strongest muscle? Because it is. I can't lift it up anything with my tongue. I tried though. It's also not like... Yeah, you don't know. But what's the stipulation of strongest? And you put like a 50 pound weight.

Yeah. Uh, is it strongest? I'm here on the one end. And like most muscles are connected to end. I don't know how it's qualified as the strongest. Is this one of those bullshit things that just like another urban legend? I don't know.

I think it's, maybe it's because it's so small, but like, if you feel like it's so small, but powerful, I know what that's like. If I detach one of my muscles at one end like my arm muscle Mm-hmm like one of these. What's this muscle? I don't know for our muscle. Yeah, if I just like symmetrical term cut one end off I feel like I could flap it around like a tongue You just take it out put your tongue in there and stretch it out You can actually physically know you would be able to do it when it just not work. It would roll up like a window shade

Yeah when it just not what it's gonna roll up like a window shade. Yeah, it happens. I've never seen someone with like when someone's under tension and you flexed the tension to do. If you've ever seen someone with a torn bicep. Yeah, no, that's a common. Exactly. It looks like poppy. Because the muscle rolls up. Don't put up a picture of that, please. I can't.

Well it's actually just basically their arm and the muscles like all the way up at the top of it. Like they do anything. Bundles up here instead? That is one of the things that gives me the heebie jeebies is when people have like the really weird shaped muscles Like that guy whose arms burst because he You haven't heard the story the guy who like worked his muscles so much. I think he took steroids and at one point that his muscles like exploded

Not exactly how you think it would look when you're tired. Yeah, I'm talking about you know sports stuff That's not sports. Damn it. We think sports is steroids and stuff I'm not talking about my talk. Well, there's a thing that there's a thing that people do to What do you see it's not that bad actually But there's some people who do the thing where they move their wrist and have a little bubble Have you seen that you're seeing he towards bicep? But there's some people who do that thing where they move their wrist and have a little bubble. Have you seen that? Do I see it?

He tours bicep? No one knows what I'm talking about today. No, okay, so listen. So, people to get really massive, they take steroids. But then there's another thing that they do, which I just recently learned about, which is they inject synth oil, which is, I think I'm saying it right. It's like a non-commeted genic oil that you can inject, synth oil, which is, I think I'm saying it right. It's like a non-committed genic oil

that you can inject in your muscles. I don't know what. You mean you won't body won't reject it. You know too much about this. What's that? You know too much about this. There's a guy I work out with who talks about all this stuff. He's so educated and all that stuff.

So he goes to Michael and I, Jim, we go to. Yeah. And he, I mean, he's his business, so he knows all that stuff. What Well be the worst muscle to lose the dick So muscle worst muscle lose I would hate to like have no neck muscles If you like only when neck muscles rolled up. Yeah, that'd be pretty bad. Listen to tongue would suck too or like you're back anything in your back Yeah, I feel like walking around Is there any muscle you could afford to lose? Sure, Pikachu.

The muscle that does this. Take it. I don't need that. What does that do for me? What if it's attached to something else? Like, what if that's like, it's tertiary function? Like, it's part of it. This one I'm like, yeah,

what if that's the top of your esophagus? And you can never swallow again. Every again. But why do you need to play in Austro? Is that for expression? Or is it for like, it's hot smell? Really? Yeah, they're open up your nasal passages. Yeah, but why do you need to play an ostra is that for expression or is it for like it? It's smell breathing. Yeah, they're open up your nasal passages. Yeah, but you can just you can just Just breathe in this the bunny bunny noise

No, bunny noise Wait, you know the bunnies make noise Let if I say what noise is a rabbit make you know what noise? Let me think it's shittering. What's up doc? Right it goes yeah What noise is it dance got this rabbit at it? What do it? Chitters do it does it? Like that right? No dance rabbit it does this It goes

Do you think it's really thirsty you're trying to go water water? I just never met no rabbit Such a deep night never have to admit the rabbit goes All right, I'm gonna look I'm gonna look up a play rabbit sounds on YouTube and looney turns would be a lot less funny If bugs when he came out from that hole is like whoa Never heard that Be the shortest series ever All right shit's everywhere and it like period sprays We know what is Dan own a rabbit

Yeah, that's my question mom has the rabbit, but they thought it was a boy, but it keeps spraying red liquid everywhere All right, I'm clicking a I'm clicking a link here on YouTube without like in any way vetting this this is just a rabbit making noises. Why did books bunny always get lost in Albuquerque? Why did you always make the wrong turn? In Pismobiche. You're trying to get to Pismobiche. We're gonna make the noise here goes. I took the wrong turn, I'll take you to just post it in the way. It's could be a minute, 30's working.

It's working the U-log. Is it doing it? It's smacking the duvet. It sounds like someone laughing. Grunting like a pig That's the person Worst video ever Worst video ever

It's a guy punching the rabbit basically trying to get to make noises do a different rabbit noise video here's rabbit This is only 42 seconds this one's gotta be good. There we go I Is the worst podcast ever Three three and now right you got to find a third In the tone and rabbits for god's sake. Oh All right, let's know if your rabbit goes or if it goes or or if it goes Move move Idiot

That was that was awesome. Thank you for sharing that with us. It's so fun. In all of these videos have like a hundred thousand views. People struggle so much to make content that people want to watch. And here's somebody who puts a dumb fucking rabbit honking or whatever it's doing. Tell Dan, he could film his video making about 100,000 views. Yeah. That's a bunch right there. Yeah. Dan's rabbit. It could be famous. We like retired Joe the cat. Rabbit is so stupid. They shit everybody too.

Joe the cat's waving and retirement by the way. Then he was. He was found one Barbara. It's making like a. You were just bitching about Joe the cat the other day. It's what do you mean? What's the bitching about before? What's the bitching about Joe the cat for? Is that like it? No, it's different. That's it. Maybe like rabbits from different countries.

Sound different. That sounds like it's chicken. You're going to bitch about Joe the cat for. You said he was a flea bag. No, he's a total flea bag. And he's a traitor. What was he traitor for? Did you see any of the family or something? He goes my cat. There was a little girl that used to live next door to us. She was awesome and she had a family but we only cared about the little girl. And she was nice and she would feed Joe pink salmon like when they had a pink salmon She would like feed it like on Joe or to the table and I was like why is my cat in your house? He just comes in the windows sometimes like Joe would just go into other people's houses She would go to the cat

He's an idiot. Did you you saw a shaft shots the short we put out? Yeah, that cat that's in that room with Michael That didn't belong to the people who lived there. She said this cat just comes into their house and like sits around. Yeah. The cat was there when I was filming also. I thought it was their cat. No. I was just like, oh, this is really cute cat because I'm at the owner when they were leaving where we're sending up. And she's like, oh, yeah, that's not our cat. It just shows up. We thought you guys brought across the house. It looked kind of like Joe the cat. It was an Airbnb. Oh yeah, we told them ahead of time. We were filming

We didn't just show up with him. No, no, it's awesome. Is it did you hear about what happened in I think it was Calgary? There was a couple that rented their house out for Airbnb. Oh, man I heard about that and it was I think two people who rented it who said they were in town for a wedding. And they had a party there and just trash the house like unbelievably so. Like I don't even know how it was possible to trash a house that bad. There was a thing. Was that the way they like ripped the ceiling

out to the studs and stuff like that? It's just like, it's like they were purposely trying to destroy the house. Is someone gonna get arrested for that? Well they only had like a $50 deposit, so I'm sure they were okay. No, I think Airbnb is taking care of the charges. I don't know if there's a video that we could pull up,

but it was some type of drug-induced orgy. I think it was. If only it was a racist orgy, then we'd be dead. With, they estimated it was about like two or three hundred people in there. What was the damage in money? It was like $150,000. It's whatever reading right here. I don't even know. I'm looking at just trash. It's not even the worst of it. P. I listen, I gotta say I've been when we go out Like on trips and stuff like that. I've seen other people's hotel rooms. It's fucking amazing

What they leave their hotel rooms like if I get a room service cart in my room the moment I'm done eating I put it out in the hallway I've been on trips with people where I've gone like for eating, I put it out in the hallway. I've been on trips with people where I've gone like for whatever reasons, like picking them up in the morning or knocking door for breakfast or whatever. See the room. It's like other people, instead of taking the cart and putting in the hallway, just apparently scatter everything on the room service cart all over the room. Yeah, it's insane.

And then the suitcase has exploded somewhere. Yeah. It's closed and crap everywhere. I might be the only person I know who uses the drawers in a hotel. Oh, that's that's not that's So I do I do if I'm gonna be there for more than like two or three days I will take everything out of my suitcase and put it in the drawers Oh my god, there's a video of them actually walking around the house We're showing a video that's house right now looks like a normal nice really nice house. I don't know if this is it This is what I found out There's a video of the guy who actually own the house walking around with his camera. Is he crying vertically? I'll see if I can find it but vertically. We'll fuck him then. I know. What is it? Oh my couch cushions in the kitchen and they're all covering ketchup cushions

bags of garbage and drugs and just food everywhere. Why would you think you could just walk away from that? Oh? God is a drug-induced orgy. So you're talking about to carry your hotel room. Was it a racist orgy? I think we know it. Lester is definitely up the ante. You weren't on last week. I'll tell you more about that in a second. So one thing, another thing really bothered me on my trip at the airport the other day. I went to use the men's room at LAX. I go in, I walk up to the urinal, start pissing, and I look in the urinal and it's filled

with chewing gum. Like people who spit their gum into the urinal and it's not like... There's a filter there. There's a guard. You see it and you know when you spit your gum, someone's gonna have to reach in there and pull it out. There's a trash can four feet behind you Why the fuck would you spit your gum in the It's also like how do you make picking up someone else's chewing gum grocer and that's how you do like 70 people piss on it Cool, I guess at least no one's gonna step on it, but you're gonna have like a hundred people piss on it Yeah, I have the I have an unlimited budget.

What does it take for you to chew that gum? Oh my God. Oh my God. I don't think you have an unlimited effort to eat that. You're gonna give me like $10 million please. You would still crop up? Let's do a crop up. Let's do a kickstarter.

How long say I've just said $10 million? You're eating 70 people's pissed on chew gum in the urinal. 10 million bucks. All of the gum that's in the urinal no Get them in at worst you can pick whichever one you want Spoon if you like spearmen more than bubblegum six of them It's not only $10 million not only is chewing someone else's gum bed But chewing someone else's gum plus everyone's piss that's on it too. No, not only the piss

For some reason people gobbin urinal that's on it too. Oh no. Not only the piss, for some reason people gobbin' you're in a run-up for a guy like, can everyone who comes up, how does he make it grosser? Anyone who ever comes up to the one box like next to me, it's always like they unzip and then, you're pretty starting, they just gobbin' loogie. So have you guys, you're next to each other? Onto the piss trap.

Oh, I lost my bill in a swallow for a second. Oh. What, what, like, what makes someone spit in a urinal? Do you spit in the toilet before you take it on? I'm a little spit. Somebody will have a spit. You have, you have an habit of being that, like, what can be, be considered to be like a bad unhealthy habit or a, on hygienic habit.

Do you have any of them? First is, I bite my nails. I don't do it a lot, but I occasionally will bite my nails. This is the, a video. Oh, there do it a lot, but I occasionally will bite my nails. This is the video. Oh, there are a lot of police officers in there. Oh, it's trash. Well, it's like they call the police officers right away. But it's just like this beautiful big house.

And I think the guy said that they have rented many times before I have never seen anything like this. Yeah, those people are animals. People walked away from this. Yeah, no, they just, they just, like, oh, you know what, let's just go and go. They'll probably, like, not give us back

our deposit, because we destroyed every piece of furniture. All the couch cushions are finally piled in the kitchen with, like, let's just, a male on the, and like, pizza boxes on top of it and, like, ketchup spray all over them. It was an orgy, I sure, that's ketchup and mayo. Oh, they saw, like, they found needles and everything too.

They're just lunatics. Yeah, so the thing I Really about the Katrina where people were giving homes like out of like kindness and charity and There was I mean not a court clearly not everybody, but there was like one two people just absolutely destroyed the houses And they had no remorse about it. It's crazy. It was nice Fecies there. They didn't go in bathrooms, but they're nice. So last week, I talked about a story I read where, you know, Premier League, the season ended. Yeah. So Lester went on holiday to celebrate the end of the season. And apparently, the owners of the club are Thai. So they went to Thailand and two or three of the starters participated in a racist origin.

The racist origin? It sounds like more of the worst thing ever in Thailand. So like they'll get together and then only bang the white ones? No, they all got together, banged Thai prostitutes and started yelling racial slurs at them while having sex with them. That's to me unbelievable. Unbelievable. That's awful. And then they were filming it and sending video of it to their friends back in the UK.

So that's video of this? There's video. You can watch video of racist orgy, which I got rid of the headline. I was like, this is the most baffling thing in the world to me. Racist orgy. What is a racist orgy?

And yeah, apparently it's a thing. And one of the players involved in the racist or a pretty Storgy and yeah, apparently it's a thing Set one of the one of the one of the players involved in the race. Orgy was the manager son. Oh, yeah Yeah, really I don't need you like you do you pitch that in the negotiation? It's like what do you want? You know, it's like how much for the evening? It's like what do you want to do? It's like well? I want to have a racist orgy She's like oh, I know what that is. Yeah, we're kind of charged. Oh, no number three. Yeah exactly right She's like, oh, I know what that is. Yeah, we're gonna charge. Oh, number three. Yeah, exactly right There's like a prostitute like have a list of every possible Deprevity that someone has, you know like stuff that we wouldn't even know the name of and they're like, oh, yeah I don't do that but my friend Helen does Sorry if you're named Helen and you're not a lot of truth. Dumping on a chest or something something like that

Like even that there's gonna be stuff beyond that too like you know, I wouldn't let's like a thing of like what I saw what you know Like people with like latex is like I never understand like there's like people who like to be like. You think that's worse than gupping on the chest? No no I mean there's more bizarre like like just out there. I mean duck build. Oh.

You're just like like somebody like dumping on somebody or something like that is like taking their body activity to the extreme. But I saw this thing one time where it's like someone laying a bed and then they cover them with a latex tight sheet and like vacuum sector and then their vacuum seals like the bed. What is that? Is that it? No, they wait for them to like pass out and then they let them out. Don't they have a hole in there? For things to come through? I don't know. Maybe. I thought I saw a hole in there. I think they have a hole in their breathe. Well, yeah, I had a little amount of hole and

I think two little natural holes. I thought they've hold it a breathe. That's a little mouth hole and I think two little nostrils. I'm saying. It's just weird when somebody says like something that the drive pleasure from which would be horrifying to me like that would be I do not want to be immobilized in any way you know. Yeah. No that's terrifying. I'm going to finish for someone says like I want to be like you inject me with a paralytic and I can't move and you attack me or something like that. I'm sure there's something for everybody right? That's crazy. I'm sure it exists and I'm sure the some hook or somewhere knows the name of it and can be like, oh I'm sorry I'll do that. Not anymore. I'm sure that one see you. Yeah, I can't do it. I can't

bring myself to do it. That's a triple over time. I mean we watched that in we were in Amsterdam. How did it how did the Berlin trip rate on like all the trips that we've taken? It was good for the for the people. I wouldn't say we were in the the nicest part of Berlin it wasn't really. Yeah. Didn't feel very line-bought. I heard the rain smelled really bad. Was that? It was either Michael O'Lindsay who said the rain smelled like feces. Oh, whoa That was that no it didn't rain, but I was like I guess it did rain But I was like that like sort of sewer smell that's in a lot of places Oh, so much you get that when it hits the ground. It's like kind of like like that copper smell

Yeah, we get that in Texas a lot like it rained just a little bit. It's just like manure It's just like we get a I always associate the smells being like copper. I love that smell But it doesn't smell like manure. It wasn't copper. Yeah. It was fecus. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's not it was your. Just starts to rain. It was so gross. The, um, well, we took a trip to Amsterdam one time. Gavin and I did and we went down to the red light district just to see what was going down down down. Yeah. And you would want it barges. Doof is in the barges. Oof is

in the red light district. But you'd watch people negotiate with in the doorways with the cuz prostitution is legal there And they would stand in the doorway and have to negotiate whatever they were gonna do and then they would go inside Which is like if I was one of those guys would be like hey, what are we stepping side and then we'll talk about it So I'm not like hanging out like getting sent away. Yeah, well the two are so I down In latex all over Now they get you inside then they nickel and dime you right? It's like then they're the air the upsells. Yeah undercoating well the other thing too is like they would get This was years and years ago and people back when people had camcorder still and like they're always dudes just walking

With camcorders just filming the ladies in the window that would infuriate them. They would come out and throw water at people or bang them on the glass. Cause they have this, this thing can put free willy. Pretty much. But I wonder how they deal with that now, cause people have fucking cameras everywhere. Those guys are just trying to free their willy. They go, they go barbeque.

Fucking set up. It's all for this fucking crank that. Called the shot. What's the weirdest thing you ever tried? In what, in bed? Like food. Ha ha ha ha. You're an old gum. Is the answer to both questions. I'm not a very weird person. It's what everyone says. No, I'm not weird. Not weird at all. Everything I do is normal. It's all for even illa. Yeah, it's all good. Are you answer that question you should never answer question. Yeah, you're prepared to answer

What is the weirdest thing you've ever We should not answer any Gavin's questions unless he answers them first. I totally agree with that I've tried to do that for years and nobody will back me after it look What is it? What's a weird thing? Yeah? Come up with like a joke one. Yeah. Just bulk standard, just... You did her in the bar, Stu? What about like any like...

I guess there's some very vanilla fetishes that people are okay talking about, like bondage and stuff. Go ahead, Vinil. Go ahead. Yeah, I mean, comparatively, if you compare all the different types of fetishes. That's probably the most common one. Yeah. Or you just being I find that people are pretty comfortable talking about like a foot fetish. Like I guess because I listen Howard Stern and Howard Stern strikes me as a guy who's very Interfeet. Yeah, but that creepy guys. It's like Tarantino loves. Tarantino doesn't he? Yeah, well, I mean it's like someone didn't believe me. I told someone that the other day here at the office I look what are you talking about? If you never notice a fucking close up of a foot in every one of his movies about umatham is foot all the time wiggle your big toe

Yeah, it's like in the whole thing in the glorious bastards Jesus the whole like Cinderella bit. Oh, yeah, yeah I never I never put two and two together on that. Yeah, and then in a pulp fiction There's also that tracking shot of me a Wallace's feet. Yeah, I'm like, Quentin Tarantino is some weird stuff in the bedroom. Yeah, I don't think that would surprise anybody. I feel like he's had a lot of orgies. Yeah, as he had a drug-induced racist orgie. In a house in Calgary? I want to run a house in Calgary and have a racist orgie now. Well, I'm not racist against Thai people, I'm racist against Canadians. Yeah, I guess.

You can't confirm. You just have sex with them and just be like, apologize. By Canadian jokes. Oh, Jewish jokes. Neither. Probably Jewish jokes. I would assume Jewish jokes would be more offensive. Because they're just so ridiculous when you say them, Gavin.

No, no, no, no one's ever like ever like I mean is anyone ever seriously against Canadian people I mean it's anybody like fucking Canadians Anybody's really angry with no, it's not angry. It's just they make fun of them the people that don't like Canadians are other Canadians They will they will go out of their way to tell me no, no you guys think Canadians are so nice. They're dicks I don't like they're polite everyone's dick. They're not nice unless they're from Quebec. Sorry guys You're polite. You're not nice. I met a dude from New Zealand in Austin and we were chatting and stuff and It was once again. He fucking hated everybody from Australia. I even mentioned they actually lived in Sydney for four years I said yeah, my girlfriend actually she had to wear a meddler down there. She lived in Sydney for years

I'm sorry like immediately there was no like pause or anything you fucking hated everybody in Australia And I know what feel in Australia very have a huge rivalry with like even other like was the states is that what you call it on the lake well canadians don't like americans i think more than americans are like canadians why promises because they they see them as loud and obnoxious what bullshit i mean you know that though you know basically rankings came out that i'm always so please when like other countries are

now catching up to america in terms of like obesity like even france is like there's a lot of people are all getting i want americans to get thinner but i also don't want to be like leading the past wasn't that there was that stat and i i'm a butcher this but uh... what the chances that we were butcher stat the the fattest i want to say that i'd I want to say the fattest. Mark the calendar. The fattest state in the United States 20 years ago,

I want to say it was Alabama. I believe it was Mississippi, go ahead. Mississippi, right, Frontex, each other. And now, if you look today, present day, the fattest state in the union back then is thinner than the thinner state now. Right. Percentage of people who are obese by population.

The fattest state is thinner than the fattest state. 20 years ago, the top one wouldn't even show up in the top 50 Because people are fat now people are now like at the top percentage Yeah, I'm having trouble falling 20 years ago is 18% of people were obese and that was the number one state for obesity Now 18% wouldn't even show up in the top 50 out of the state. That would be the bottom. Oh, I'll be number 50. Jesus That's impressive. That's that's some exponential growth. That's impressive. That's some exponential growth. That's crazy. Ossoms are pretty thin city.

How can life expect them to still be going up if that's the case? Technology. It's like Wally. You saw Wally, right? Where are all going to be those fucking chairs just like spread out? Those people, they live into tiny and stuff. God, man, it's awesome. You would you live like that?

Yes. Absolutely. I just saw something the other day. I forget what it it was but it was somewhere you can mount like a laptop Or up I think this was a tablet you could mount it to get watch it while laying down like this Really? I thought who we get yeah, I thought who we get that? Maybe guess we get that TV for the ceiling that would be cool. I don't lean up and look what to do like this in bed. I don't know if I can do that Just put a bench of pillows behind you. So you're still sort of like your airways like. I say here's what I say. Here's what I say. Don't watch TV in bed. Why not? Yeah. I'm with the bedroom is for bed stuff.

100% sleep in and other stuff. Yeah, but you I was the other stuff. Sex bar, bro. That's what I'm gonna say it. What's that? It's really for bondage, if I'm in the fucking Dunkleman apartment. I do feel like it's harder to sleep. It's harder to sleep in a room that's really quiet. Oh, I don't, I never watch TV in bed. What? What do you fall asleep to? Night time.

I fall asleep instantly. I'm in bed and I'm asleep. I bought something today online. That. Right. I bought this thing. It's like the most futuristic thing that I could possibly see. It's called Think THYNC and it's a like a headband that you wear that has been triangle right here and it like

people swear by it. It's like waves in your head that relax you at night and it wakes you up in the morning That I'll do I have trouble with taking a pill or a medicine that affects my brain waves Did you say I see really well that you just say you full of sleep for the power of triangles and wake up and Triangle waves do you skip the part where you said what it does? I don't know what it does you are having a laugh You don't wear a triangle on your damn head. Yeah Circle okay triangle Placebo the looks really well. That's everybody asked people's where I could see that Triangles have corners and circles don't yeah, true

Joke like circles. Yeah, let's let's do the best circle No, I'm saying the circle is more soothing because it doesn't have any Looking at the triangle. The triangle just in, I understand that, Bertie, I'm not stupid. If I have trouble sleeping, I will put on a ASMR video on my phone and listen to it. Like what you do. Look at that. It's got the treasure. It's got the bomb digiting. You are a little off. It's my funk. It's a triangle stuck to the side of my head. That's it. That's it. That head I'm telling you guys when I'm like when I reach the next level you guys will be really disappointed you don't have a thing ready to sleep or run to race or something all right well we got to wrap up oh you know if we

ever go to war you should never here's a country we should never go to war with we should go to war with Canada that would be okay that would be a hell of a fight what are we gonna do it would be a hell of a fight that's a country we should never go to war with we should go to war with Canada. That would be okay That would be a hell of a fight. What are we gonna do? It would be a hell of a fight. That's a big ass border dude No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, smash nose and spits blood all over her. Oh, dude, she spit the biggest water blood out like blood. Boky. She and she's a great looking girl. And you know why she can still still play rugby. She don't need the muscles that you got right. She got rid of the the the the nasal flare muscles. But yeah, but she got busted. See if you can find a picture of that Patrick look up rugby Rugby goddess what are they called rugby warriors? There was a vine of it too on a on reddit videos today if that's faster to find it all right

We're looking to stop we're gonna wrap up right after dude. It's really what a triangle I'm gonna wear the triangle But you are gonna be jealous of the triangle I guarantee I have no idea I always just intrigued by it so I Why I don't know I was intrigued by it. Same reason about the fucking coin. That's her. Yeah Got her nose smashed and then she comes back out in the field it throws a like a really hard tackle with a busted-ass No, and she's just like go up. I'm like her in the locker room is the next photo. I think Yeah, oh

She's pretty fat. Yes gorgeous, and she's got a smashed up face. Do you think she's squeaked off that? What said oh Yeah, making noises like whistling when she's breathing. I was like it's got some code word for something All right, so you break your nose that's that's your day that's your coin light we're wrapping up No wrapping Squat your nose. That's that's your day. That's your coin light. We're wrapping up. No we're wrapping Oh, I talked about it last week. The coin you told you last week No, I talked about it and said how it worked really it was great I don't know if I said last week that it only works in about 50% of the places really yeah, it's 70

Here's what? Not done now. It's not talk. No, we're gonna the same as for the dog. I don't know great. It works about 70% of the time The problem with that is the whole purpose of having coin is that I don't have to Bring my other cards everywhere, but I do because I need them as bad. How does it not fucking work? It doesn't swipe Some some computers don't read it in fact It seems to be like if the computer has a swipe on the side of the monitor Those particular ones don't seem to work with coin How the fuck did they delay a thing a year and it still doesn't fucking work?

It just says card not swipe also how is it inconvenient to bring more than one card with you? This thing's supposed to solve that because we do do another purse You have a wallet though. Yeah, I don't want to try and get down to it If I get Apple pay you can kiss my wallet a buy bar, but you know what about your license? Yeah, whatever you know, I mean I don't know why the people who want to drop it up. The watch does Apple pay, isn't it? So people without phone can use it. But the problem is nowhere takes Apple pay. That's the problem. I still never used it. And whenever we used it together, we lost a lot crap. You know,

that sounded usual for me. Gabb made fun of me. We were on a set the other day and he made fun of me for losing stuff. I left everything that I brought to the set that day at the set in the walkway of the element. Laptop and four shirts. which is why I don't know why you put your stuff in hotel drawers That seems like you're asking for trouble with that. I have a system Like that's the other thing why I don't leave a hotel room fucking messy is when I leave a hotel room It is spotless because I go through it and make sure I didn't leave anything and then I always leave something You know you'll pay listen to triangles so it's easy for you to sleep

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