Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #328

Episode Date: July 8, 2015

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Hello everybody, and welcome to the RT podcast I am Brandon. I am Adam. I am Chris, and I'm Shannon McCormick. Aaaaay, he's just John earlier. How can you tell? Ha ha. Uh, John, welcome to the show. I think you were on on the spot last week, right?

You were all over our business right now. I had a great time. Thank you. All your business? Yeah, all over our business. You made it sound like an insult. Why are you all open my business, John? Chris, why are there two pillows behind you?

Why are there two pillows? Because couch makes you slouch. So I mean like you stuff. This is a natural positioning position. There you go. So you guys, you don't know, John also is the voice of North, North Dakota, the North Dakota, and the North Dakota, and Reversed Blue, and was in our Angry Birds sketch. That's right. I'm dead. Yeah, Angry Birds. That was fun. That was a long time ago.

Yeah, yeah. I was like four or five years. I think my favorite story with you in the company is you came into audition for North, Reversed Blue, and then you were talking about that process and coming in audition again. There was no process. I just, I was repeatedly invited back in again and again and they were like, oh, there's something I'd write. We have to try it again. Maybe I would come in for another audition and try it again. I was not really sure. And then at a certain point, it just became clear that I had the part,

but they never officially told me. Like, you know, you got the part. What's the problem? Like audition for five times. Yeah, right. I care about it. I was here for something else, I think, and they just casually mentioned,

oh yeah, you're gonna be north, aren't they? Okay. Like, do you think that happens on like, you know, TV shows, network TV shows, and movie studios? Yeah. No, I don't think so. I think this is something uniquely us. I, yes, we'll call it unique.

But I had a great time doing that, and I had a great time doing the Angry Birds too. I mean, that was an amazing experience. That was the very first thing I ever did at Rooster Teeth, and it got so many hits. And it was the first time that my face had been seen on the internet in any sort of capacity, really. So I was excited to read some of those YouTube comments

like underneath the video, and then I quickly was not excited to read some of those YouTube comments like underneath the video and then I quickly was not excited Any of those comments people on the internet can be me My mom it it kills my mom more than anyone look say real quick that this way. I want to hear what's the worst thing that your mom's read Yeah, god. I don't know You're real quick just want to say that this podcast is sponsored by both nature box and tipsy elves yeah christ can you grab that you grab it up in the corner

so uh... thank you so much you guys for making this by guess possible uh... what about my mom uh... yeah so yeah what's what's the worst thing she's read and said to you oh god i don't know if she's watching it maybe she could be to meet probably all of the shipping stuff on Tumblr. Oh, you showed her Tumblr? I didn't show her it! But she's like, she's conscious, oh god, I hope I hope I'm not informing of her right now. But no, I mean that stuff pops up, you know, whenever she's aware of the internet.

She doesn't work it. You've never read a fan fiction of yourself? Or like a slash fiction? No, not the whole thing, I've seen like time you can read the situation that's enough. Yeah Have you ever had a slash fiction? What's your mom's email? No, I'm telling you What's what's the worst thing that you've read in the comments on videos about you guys like I like it was a baptism of fire for me Like I was I was very excited. It was a wonderful video You guys did a great job on it, and then I was reading the comments,

and I was like, hey, check out at 133, this guy has a button nose. And like, if you frozen it at that exact moment, I definitely did have a button nose. So I have to hand it to those people. And then probably the other most common thing was that in one shot, I looked like the original troll face or whatever. Like, you're getting closer. That I in one shot I looked like the original troll face or whatever Here get a closer like it this guy I don't know if you go to two thirty five in the video for angry birds. You'll see original troll face Yeah, but you guys I mean you guys do that all the time like you're totally used to it like what what what are people say? Yeah, no, you do get used to it, which is weird. When I first started, Ben was the first

one to kind of tell me about it, because people associate characters, characters of yourself with you, and they can get very angry and mean. And you get used to it, but then I think your mom's never do. My mom didn't really know how to use the internet, so you're lucky. That's my dad. He still doesn't understand what we do for you. Hey look There it is That's not the exact shot, but that's pretty close. I think my eyes are a little bit more squinty Come on control room. Let's step it up a little bit There are some of those comments in YouTube that like low you and they're like this is a really nice video

I love the part where they laugh, but why is that a Moive? That guy sucks. Like shit like that, man. Awesome. Now do you get I'm gonna go on a limb here and say you probably get some gimli comments. Do you ever get any gimli because any beard related. Yeah. Do you fluff your beard? It's fluffy today. I know I do. I noticed that earlier. It looks like you kind of just is it the humidity it changes man I got you I trim this like two weeks ago and there's real nice and came down and it's got real fluffy. What's the biggest you can make it right now? We're gonna go I don't know that's pretty big. That's great. It's pretty good We're thinking of making a video

I don't know we're trying to make a video of like people shaving and we kept trying to figure out how much money it would take for you to shave your beard I think we offered you $5,000 and you turned it down. I did. I thought it was going to get more! It was a gamble when I just lost that gamble. So I was really excited. I made notes, a list of stuff to talk about. And the first one is it just says horse sex.

And then I realized that this story came up. This was your to-do list. This story came up in the news again, but it was actually the incident took place in February. And I think I talked about it on the podcast. Oh. Well, I'm gonna leave it there. You guys just wonder what it was about.

Actually, no, it was this guy who was caught having sex with a horse and was thrown in jail. And the interesting thing about this particular story that happened in February is it was the third time that he was caught doing that to the in the same place like the same ranch. Same horse? Same place on horse. It hasn't been confirmed yet if it was the same horse or not. Oh, you can.

Was it his horse? Yeah, it was the guy. or not. Well, you can... Was it his horse? Yeah, it was the guy... No, he broke into someone else's ranch. And it was just like someone else went outside and saw this guy with their horse again. He broke his leg trying to have sex with the horse. The horse did not like it. The horse did not like it at all. Kick the guy in the face.

Don't go behind the horse. I... Just don't have sex with the horse. You don't go behind it. Just don't try and put your... Yeah. Don't have an erection behind a horse and trip. It's a trip. I mean, I can see trip and jump. True. I've been thinking about this for a while. You have a horse sex? Yeah, yeah. This was just look. I mean, literally, even when you look at the thing, it just says horse sex there. I mean, he was probably just trying to make a minotaur or something. Oh God. Now this is going to be another shipping

story. Or sent or it's sent. Yeah. Minotaur. Yeah. You got an eye watch recently. Oh God, no, no, no, no, we talk about it. Gus is gonna get so mad at me talking about that watch I'm just gonna ask you a question. Oh God. Are you do you think that like I think that's cool But I wanted to be bigger do you think that you would worry something that's like the size of your phone on your wrist? I mean maybe because I mean like compare the size of the new Phones like the Samsung's and iPhone pluses to the original iPhone So let me ask you a question. Did you watch any of the E3 stuff last night?

No it is. So there, you know what follow it is, right? Yes. They have a Pip Boy which is like a wrist computer. And with the collectivision of the game, they're coming out with a wrist edition, like a follow-up Pip Boy, and it can put your phone in it.

And it has like an app for the game, so you can play the game like go to your wrist instead of going on the one-in-game. But would you just wear something like that on your wrist all the time? Because like it holds your phone in your wrist and your phone does all the cool stuff that you want your watch to do. If it does like if they expand the functionality of the software to make it be able to do more cool stuff than I think yes. I mean that feels more futuristic than a watch.

I like it. Having like a little like a watch it's like 150 the idea of a watch is more than that. It's a very old old device. Yeah. Nothing there's the idea of a watch is more than that. It's a very old, old device. Nothing futuristic about a watch. No, there's nothing fancy. I don't know if Oculus Rift is making it or someone else, but there's basically a new Oculus Rift type advice for your hands,

like for your fingers, for a sense of touch. And I think the Rift is cool and I think like being able to experience new things visually is cool. But touch, that to me is super weird. How does that even work? There's like little sensors and like I think there's like sensor like pulses of vibrations, different intensities

to your fingers and like different strengths. That's one step. They're testing it out on your fingers. It's immediately gonna go to a penis one. Have you seen? Immediately. I mean, they're going to like, it works on the fingers. All right, let's let's do how we're really going to make our mind. Why would it go straight from the fingers? Why is that like the the natural progression? Because sex cells are you if there was some sort of okay, if there's some sort of device that would that would

You look like a penis, you know recreate feeling but it was on your penis and Do you think you'd be able to tie the hand device to the penis device and you'd have two people be able to use it at once? What do you mean? So it's like somebody has the penis device and then someone else has the hand device and then they can like Can you communicate with one another. Can you communicate, you mean like give someone a remote hand job? Yeah, like a virtual hand job. Like you're going like this and now like yeah.

Yeah, I don't like that. Or if you're on something. They have something like that. It's called a hand. They just use it. Just use your own hand. I mean, I'm sorry everybody at home, but just do this. Do you guys remember the power glove?

Yes. Did you have the power glove? Yes. Did you have a power glove? I had the power glove. I had a PlayStation 2 version of the power glove. What? It's not a never jerked off with one, but I remember. Why would you even say that? That implies that you probably did jerk off with it.

Nobody asked you if you did it or not. But I just was aware of the power glove, but I never had one. Is it like this new technology? No, the controller that you put in your hand and did it actually control the game? No, you push the buttons so you could have just used a remote or something You could have something. It was cool. Look at these and to put it on your hand. I don't know I got the equivalent for the ps2 and it was for Christmas and I was oh my god

I was the most excited I've ever been in my life and I want to play in twisted metal like trying to on it and like I put it on and then it's just the most impractical useless thing in the world like there's absolutely nothing nothing that it's designed for and it's like it's it's like it's like the sensation of feeling like the Easter bunny is fake and your parents are dead like all I want to try this yeah I mean there's a lot of those like great when Resident Evil 4 came out they had a controller that was a chainsaw and it said buttons all like oh my god that's a fucking stupid but it was awesome I mean those are the kind of things that you want to keep on a shelf someday though I love that shit yeah my dad threw it away

I think every cool toy I'm like looking on the shelf there's the power glove I jerked off with there's the chains glove I jerked off with. There's the chainsaw controller I tried to jerk off with. Look at all my sex toys. Now, there was a table that you could give, not a real hand job, but like, Why not? You could manipulate your hands and like from the table it would follow your hand gestures and like build your hands up.

Have you seen that? No. What happened? You basically like do hand motions and on the table it'll like bring these little pillars up to mimic your hand up. Have you seen that? No. What happened? You basically like do hand motions and on the table it'll like bring these little pillars up to mimic your hand movements. Whoa. Like the hologram? No, it's like real. Like physical. So you really could give somebody a remote. Physical. Blocky hand job. Yeah. Somebody across the table from you. I'm not applying anything. Cut to the table in front of us.

Did you guys see the movie about the Power Glove? Yeah, the movie's in people wanted it. Yeah, that movie. Yeah, that movie was made to sell Super Mario 3, right? I think so, yeah. Yeah, it's like a competition. Yeah, it was like Super Mario 3. It changes the world.

Yeah. It was a good movie. Fred Savage. Yeah. It's just like rain man, right? They just remade rain man Yeah, yeah, it's a lot more perceptive than usual for your brand and what's going on over there? Ouch Yeah, but one of the kids is just like a little bit ADD and just really into video games and then his brother is more kind of the

Tom Cruise social really into video games and then his brother is more kind of the tom cruise social aspect of the pair. That's for you're right on that. And then Jenny Lewis joins them. She's the third. I don't know what she is in the in the rain man scenario. So Chris you think like all the money in tech development it's all going to sex.

I think that I think that everyone is thinking that I mean people there are sex robots. Yeah, but what there a point where the robot becomes so realistic physically? And just emotionally or just the AI where it becomes okay? What do you mean by okay? Because there's a lot of things that are possible. On the internet. No, no, no, no. It's like your friends come over and you're like, oh yeah, oh yeah, you know, it's just me, you know Chris is here and Jean-East 3000, the green thousand, yeah, there's another article recently not so much about the physical aspect of these dolls but how they're just

Developing the AI portion to make them so natural. I don't know if we have a picture of them Well, the closer by guess does look kind of creepy. But I guess the why it's it like P and then one of the things they were made sure to tell people is that, you know, if you got a previous model, you can still do an upgrade and make sure to get like the one with a new AI. But at some point, it's become less creepy. I think it's I think it's a firmware update I'm not sure I'm in That looks super creepy That's like that looks like a character from the dark crystal It doesn't look as creepy in the wide

That you would be having sex with a Jim Henson creation Okay, okay If you seen the documentary about the guys that go around with their real dolls Like it's basically that but not a robot And they're like they're sex dolls and they take them out to dinner and like go on dates with them With their friends That's basically that but not a robot. And they're like their sex dolls and they take them out to dinner and go on dates with them with their friends. That's what that is. That's what that is. That's what that is.

There's no difference there other than it's a robot. It's a little, I mean, it's yeah. It's just like a higher tech real-world. So you can talk to it? Yeah, yeah, it's like full, the most developed AI. It's where all the money's going to be. What do you say to your personality? What is it? You talk dirty to it? Or is it just like, how are, the most developed AI, that's where all the money's going to be. What do you say to your personality? What is it, what is, you do like, talk dirty to it?

Or is it just like, how are you doing a day? I think we should order one. I don't know. I think it's just one of those things that makes you happy. I mean, like they talk about, you know, people will get prostitutes, but then like, sometimes, you may not necessarily, they might talk or just be held and cry.

Brandon, I think you're, I am, good boy. We know what you're getting for you. Next birthday, Brandon. They might talk or just be held and cry We know what you're getting for you next birthday Brandon Some point does it become like if you go to your girlfriend be like all right I know we kind of talked about doing something with another person. I know you're not comfortable Bring in another girl that we might know but there's this sex robot. Have you seen the jeton? What's that do you have a girlfriend? I did and I floated before the podcast. I said a picture and I floated this by her. She did not bite. When you say you floated this by her, what is this? You just said past tense, you did have a girlfriend. Did you have this same discussion with her and then she wasn't your girlfriend anymore? We'll see.

I'll let you know tonight. Oh, oh. I was like, I need to know this information for the podcast. It's like what? I don't know. I mean, are you saying like, will it be normal to for everyone have a closet? A little like a sex foot like a three thousand yeah like a vibrator vibrators are relative you

know it's like yeah I guess you look at me when you said vibrator I'm just I'm really here I'm just perfect you're perfectly very reminiscent of a shit get it I am the John 3000. Talk to me like a regular person. Then you can fuck me. Have you guys seen, I haven't seen X Machina. I feel like some of those themes come up. And then her too as well. Yeah. I've seen both of them. I mean I

Mean there's definitely a lot of there's suggestion of a lot of sex and X Mark. I'm like, you know there Yeah, nothing happens on script, but you like presume that you know, there's not even a presumption It's just like it's pretty it's said. Yeah, it's just not shown, but they talk about it. Yeah Yeah, the movie's awesome. Have you seen it Adam?? I have not. Oh my God. I don't want I don't know anything about it. I feel bad. One love. It's a good movie. You should absolutely see it. Yeah. Yeah. X-Mock and it's how it's basically like if Google made a sex robot. If Google made a robot, let's change that. Because basically everything about the company that makes this robot, it's exactly Google. Like every single thing. It's like the Google has created this robot. Do they have an I'm feeling lucky button

You can And where is it located? Oh, man, so you sell Jurassic Park this weekend. I did you guys sell Jurassic World So you saw Jurassic Park this weekend. I did. You guys saw Jurassic World. Jurassic World. Jurassic Park. Jurassic, Jurassic, Jurassic, though.

I mean, Jurassic World. Yeah. How did it like stack up to the sequels? It feel less like one of the random sequels. No, I mean, I thought it was probably the best sequel of the, I guess this is the third sequel. I think this is the best one probably. It's not as good as the original one, but I mean, it's pretty good. It's a fun movie

See I saw Mad Max this weekend and I feel intimidated Talking about it because I feel like if you haven't seen the movie on the first week and you can bring it up like even a few weeks later It's just like let me like fuck your face. You asshole. Why didn't you see this on like day one? But you have to see it right now. But it's like one of those things where it's like it's emotionally. Like, you know, Aaron Markey, he just finished watching Breaking Bad. Oh really? So he kept making, like, he'll make like Breaking Bad jokes.

Like, I was coughing and he was like, Walter White. Like, you know that show has been over for like three years Aaron, like you can't make jokes about it. At what point can you not complain about spoilers? I don't know. I mean, you can always request not to have something spoil, I think. No, but if somebody talks about something like

the show's like three years, like John, at RTX, you guys showed a game of throne spoiler from last season that was about. You're gonna give me a hard time. No of thrones spoiler from last week and that was about you're gonna give me a hard time of the house like was like three weeks of or so i mean let's put it in context we were showing uh... space jam and uh... it was the scene where michael jordan comes home dejected after being a failure at baseball and he sits down on the the couch with his two

kids and they're watching cartoons and then uh... we inserted uh... through movie magic. We inserted a scene from Game of Thrones where somebody's, well, I'm always, are being crushed. What? Oh, I just didn't want you to spoil it. I would know. I tried not to say it, but somebody, I don't know, I don't even know who, because I don't watch the show, but we put in a scene where somebody is being brutally murdered and the kids are watching it. And that's one of the biggest laughs in the show, which is the Master Pancake show.

I should probably mention where we make fun of movies. But yes, we did, I don't know what we spoiled with that scene, but I guess we split. He might be okay, the guy who got his eyes down, he might have recovered, right? Well, we're waiting, next season, time will tell. But I don't know, that's a good question. Like what is the statute of limitations on spoilers?

I don't know a year. I'm gonna say a year after the movie comes out. I it was stuff like Game of Thrones. I don't think you can go a day like unless you just like don't get on any kind of social media like I don't know how you haven't seen last uh, last night's episode of Game of Thrones. I don't know how you have been going to say it. I wasn't gonna go ahead and say it now Now I can't go on Twitter ever again. Until tomorrow. I don't know. It's like one of those things where just scheduling,

I didn't get to watch it last night. So I'm gonna wait and watch it. My girlfriend like tomorrow. So I went on the internet and I'm sure what I saw was a spoiler. But people like, five minutes after the show ended, posted a picture of a major character. I'm like, look at this guy.

It's like of course that guy's gonna fucking die die. Alright cool, thanks to the spoiler but yeah. Who was it? No, I'm not gonna stand it. It's one of those, I mean I, it's my own fault for not watching it but. Well let's put it this way on Sunday night when they show the shows you are definitely not allowed to go on social media and talk about the shows. That's the night. The night of. suppose I go on Facebook or Twitter. And then even like a week after that probably, because people have it saved on their DVR, like you're not allowed to talk about the shows.

So let's say at least a week for television shows. I think Game of Thrones has gotten more flak and criticism this year, right, than any other year. Like just like, oh, they changed their watches. There's a bunch their book readers that are disappointed or like, the show changed. It diverged from the book, so people are upset about that. That just wanted to see the book on screen. Yeah. Well, it's impossible because they ran out of story, you know.

I mean, so far, I haven't seen the last episode, but everything else is pretty fucking great. Yeah. So I heard, George R. Martin was responding to some of the criticisms and it was like, oh, okay, I get that, I get that. The thing that stood out though is he was responding on his live journal. Oh, is that right? Is George R. Martin still on live journal?

That's it. That's it. For up to date information on George R. Martin signing the live journal. Yeah. For those of you who obviously don't know what live journal is, because you're back in 2002, it was like the primo place to blog about, you know, feelings.

It was a pre-Zenga. See, it was like flash. Like I had a Zenga or Zenga. And then I think it was probably a go for the time who was live journal. It was like, you know, you were one or the other, but like, I want to say, live journal was like the the more hipster-y version of Zanga, like team Edward, team Jacobs. You know, it was like, oh, well, you know, if you really have feelings and want to move, think I'm over the live journal, if you just want to, you know, post crap. There's still stuff.

I went in the other day, a camera, what I was searching, there's something about a video game, but I was looking up, like, find something something and I came across a geosities page So that's what hold on geosities Geosities, did people actually call it geosities? I'd never heard that I think I mean I did I think I don't care it's old I called it fucking relevant. I call it geocytes No, he's like because like I never I just like skimmed it once and That's a good name for a site geocities that is a stupid name for a website geocytes. That sounds good It's not better than geocities

Geocities rolls off the time. Did you have any? Your own websites? No, I mean I had it I'd like tried to make a geosidys page back in the day. I can't criticize because I still own a blackberry. You do. We should, we should, we should try all sign up for geosidys accounts. I'm going to make a geosidys page about how to pronounce geosidys. Did you make one, Chris? No, I never did.

I made a high school debate page. I'm gonna make a Jocity Spage about how to pronounce Jocity. Did you make one, Chris? No, I never did. I made a high school debate page that was riddled with spelling errors. That was like the extent of my HTML experience beginning and end of there. That's sad though. Did they archive everything? I don't know. They have to. Like they have it in their face. Well if you were on it recently, then they had to var some of those pages are still live. What happens in 20 years where it's like look who's running

for president. Let's search for their name. Yeah, exactly. Live journals and Facebook. You mean live as you are now? Wait a second. At some point, we're going gonna have a president that you know has a dick pick right like we it's all it's gonna happen yeah i mean the bront the bront is he has a dick pick he's i'm not we're gonna have a president with dick pick in a sex robot and a geosities page all these things are going to happen

i don't know if i found i found a lebron picture but i was like looking for a quickly i don't know if i found the best one because i can't i can't tell what's going on oh there's dick pics out there you didn't know there's a yeah i don't know i don't search out dick pics of lebron james i don't know about the dick pics he's fan on his shorts

he was like ever oh yeah i heard about that. It's the equivalent when some of some like famous women aren't wearing underwear and they get out of cars. Pretty experienced. Yeah, well, it's like a, they're just like three or four different. Yeah, Paris Hilton. I think it's happened to someone else who actually is a reputable, I can't remember who, but anyway,'s it's the male equivalent of that Barbara I'm gonna say like Gwyneth Paltrow is that right? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I mean she's respectable. Yeah Yeah, they're out there. They're all out there. We're not a picture. I Has he confirmed it?

What is there not I mean? TV yeah, but you don't look it. I It's not like there was a doppelganger. Have you seen the picture though? It's a video. Oh, it's a video. It's a video. Have you watched it? Yeah.

Does that, it's a dick. It's a dick. It's him. It's just a reporter talking. And it's him in the background, like just like, you know, doing this thing kind of adjusting, he's adjusting a short. And he somehow pops his dick out. What were your thoughts? Penis. There it is. you know, doing this thing kind of adjusting, he's adjusting a short and he somehow pops his dick out.

What were your thoughts? Penis. There it is. Did it look like LeBron's penis? Did it look like what you imagined LeBron's penis would look like? No, the greatest penis of... I'm not really in the sports. And I still saw it, you know.

Who would have two things? I mean, I imagine like more like people here in the sports would seek it out first. I mean, wouldn't you have more of an interest in seeing his penis if like, if you're really in a corner, you're really big friends. You want to see this big. I mean, that's not a goes. I mean, to me, to me, he's just the, why, how are you watching the finals? I wasn't watching the final. There's solid on the internet was like the broad James shows his penis. I was like click Was it well why not as a casual sports fan is completely makes sense Chris no no It's the hardcore sports fans who actively seek out dick pics. I like baseball and football. Where are those dick pics?

I mean, I think it was just the thing on like Reddit where it's just like, you know, hey, look at this. It's funny. And I'm like, all right. I feel like I missed out like some of the big sports fan. I didn't go that far. There's still time. I feel like the moments passed. We waited a week. We waited too long. So many things passed. Don't spoil anything about it. There's still time to look at dick pics. Brandon, you've got a big life ahead of you. Just imagine, was it angry looking? I don't know. I mean, what is an angry dick look? Wait, I know what an angry dick looks like. Here, camera over here. I don't know I mean I guess I know I'm gonna be quiet. No, no, this is going keep going. He's a really good basketball plate, right? Yes, yes, I think that's confirmed. Yes, you would imagine just be

That it No, please hold on what basketball skill relates to this how I don't know he's one of the he's probably the best basketball player of this era Yeah, okay, so how does that play in it? I don't know you just you just do something like this. I wonder what that's what I was thinking What is this? Oh? The best basketball I don't know why that would Well the more basketball you know the larger your penis becomes Brand is like That explains a lot

I think that isn't that where you were getting it. Well, I guess it's just like men a power Are you disappointed by the size of his penis? I was disappointed. I was just like, there is a penis. Do you see anything else besides the penis? I think you see his balls, right? Why are you asking us? I mean, I didn't watch it multiple times. Are you sure? Yeah.

And where were the pubes like? Right. Were they shorned in any way? Were they shaving? I don't know. Chris, do you still work out after like three years, two years when you started working out? I started working out like last year. Like you're actually going to the gym. Yeah, but you go like three times a week.

Yeah. Like how do you maintain that? Like how do you not just like stop and do other stuff? Do you still have a few other stuff to do there? Yeah, I still go with Aaron. I don't go by myself. I only go on Aaron's like, come on, let's go. I'm like, okay. So if Aaron wasn't there, like what are you going to do? Oh, we should talk about that. You're going to be gone for two weeks.

Yeah, I'll be in Australia. Yeah, you and Josh are going to be in Australia. Yeah, for Supernova. You're leaving tomorrow. Aaron is out for the rest of this week because he's visiting E3. So it's basically in our office, and it's in Blaine's out for E3 too. It's just... Josh is out. So it's me in two offices by myself for extended period of time.

Time to get one of those robots. You've been talking to those robots. And find this video of LeBron you've been talking about But it'll be your second time in Australia right yeah, yeah, well last time I went about like a little over two and a half years ago It's whenever we went me and Carrie went supernova and then as soon as it was over we hopped over to New Zealand and Film simple walk So this time we're not filming simple walk so it was easier Yeah, you guys can be able to chill for a while. Yeah, yeah, do some writing. What are you looking for to do? Um, I want to see some animals. You should eat a kangaroo. Did you eat one last time? I don't know if I want to eat. Why would you not want to eat a kangaroo? Just once. Not a whole thing.

You just order like a steak and it's made out of a kangaroo. If you're making sure you're feeling better, better. You just order like a steak and it's made out of a king. If you're making you feel any better, better. What was your saying about Geo City? Geo City. I think that kangaroo over there, like the deer we have here, they're just kind of like a pest. Uh-huh. So they have to like, call the population. Well, Chris thinks about this.

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What are you waiting for? Go to naturobox.com slash rooster teap to start your free trial today. Feel bad. We didn't bring any to set to feed you, John. They sound delicious. No, they're really, really good. We've, we've, here's something to do yeah getting like the most unhealthy like crap in the world and especially when we go into crunch mode everybody just gets really really

fat why did you look at Chris when you said really really fat well I mean I don't know you're in good shape it's just the stomach, the pooch. Just saying, you should get some nature box. You're an asshole, dude. I just... You're an asshole. That is very mean. I don't want to talk to you anymore.

I'm not, that's okay. I'm not offended. I have the biggest gut here. I mean, if anybody wants to... No. This shirt easily buttons down. This park ass is about to get very sexy nature box So does anyone else just want to try every animal?

No, they're animals that are off that list, man Like you can eat pets No, I don't mean that but I mean like you know if it's popular in another part of the country if people eat it what do you juggle on? Dogs I guess you know would you eatuggle on? Dogs, I guess. Do you know what you eat a monkey? Yeah, I eat a monkey easily. Ooh, I don't wanna eat a monkey. You're an asshole.

Why? Because my children are like, Why do you call me an asshole? What is going on at them? What are you harboring? They're little people. I just don't like your views on things. They're little people.

They're little people. Yeah, they are. They are little people. They're not little. They're smart. They're smart. They're like eating a really dumb cousin. Tell him to go see. No, I mean, like, yeah, granted, they're, would you be a dolphin?

I could have sliver of a dolphin. I would. You won't. I mean, the whole dolphin's dying, Brandon. She was really more. I would not order one. I would go to his not a whole state, just a sliver. I go to like a McDonald's just a sliver i go to like a mcdonalds because they serve they serve dolphin to mcdonalds right now what are you talking about don't they serve where are you from actually served dolphin in japan no well even it what i go to a place in japan where they served dolphin i don't think i think like you know they're trying to stop

it's like a big part of they don't just know what to do. Did you see the cove? Wasn't that a big part? It's like, no, they don't serve dolphin at McDonald's. You don't go to McDonald's and order a Mcdolphin. Where do you order a dolphin from then? Mcflipers. Where do you order a, where do you order a, where do you from? That's why they hunt dolphins and it's to eat it.

I wonder where you were going somewhere with this. Where were you going? I'm just saying, if someone ordered it and they were eating it, I would just be like oh, well, you know You're already eating at your order. Can I have a little piece of that or maybe they're done with it? And then you know, there's like oh you might be your left over Can somebody check do they do not have dolphin in? Japan there's so many nice animals. Yeah, why would you eat them? We okay? Okay, all right

I'm a vegetarian I have to disclose for you. I'm a vegetarian. I don't need any animals in part of it Because you'd like them. I'd well, it's after I got my first pet which was my first dog about nine years ago I love my doggy. I couldn't eat my doggy and then I just Extrapolated well, but just a sliver But then I extrapolated out from that to all other animals And I like I probably couldn't eat any animals to be honest. So you're vegetarian then I Draw the line like no, no, no, there's no there is a lot of you you drove a line too. You want either dog. I wanted a freaking dog But like a cat's the dogs are a no go. I feel bad for eating pigs because they're real cute

I agree I really really. They trust you. That's the big thing with the pig is that you can gain their trust and betray them. When I was like 13 or 14, that's what bothers me about it. When I was 13 or 14, I lived in a farm and I raised a baby pig for about a month. And I was cute. I still eat pigs. It's bad. Yeah. But I don't know. I want to catch the the dogs probably wouldn't eat like a guinea pig Who he skinny face in Brazil right Brazil? Oh, you know you know you think countries and we Did it date in Brazil?

And Argentina all right, well then I would eat a guinea pig check on sloths I'm pretty sure that I beat me rabbit. I think rabbits really tasty better rabbit, yeah I don't know if it's the same as bunny But really beef same as cows are nice Cow's not gonna attack you. It's not gonna charge you just hands like yeah I know like ideally like all the cows I would eat would have a super happy life like you ever seen how they Oh, I thought you like ideally the cows that are you would be like you know racists So I feel bad, I feel like, yeah, I'm eating the shrimp. It's an asshole cow.

Trust me. No, I've never seen how they treat Kobe beef. Like, it's the best beef in the world because they give it massages like two times a day. They feed it beer. They let it walk around. Have you ever looked at footage known as slaughterhouse? Yeah, they kill happy cows there.

And they do. They kill all the, anything these, smaller. I mean, don't give me wrong. Like, I'm eating cows that were treated right at some point in my life and it sucks. But I just won't, mean don't give me wrong like like I'm eating cows that were treated right at some point in my life And it sucks, but like I just won't I don't know some of those animals like like a dolphin. There's no reason to eat it Like that's that's a serious line you gotta draw. What's the reason to eat a cow chicken or pig all three of them? You can you can you get a reason there's a reason the Americans farm them and I don't really know the reason

But it's just somewhere like it's it makes sense the delicious may not make it It's cultural it's called it's a somewhere, like it makes sense. It's delicious. It may not make any sense in the world. It's probably going to be inefficient. Yeah. Oh, cows are sure. Yeah. I mean, it's cheaper to eat plants and we need to start doing more of that. I mean, I'm not going to judge anybody for eating animals.

That's fine, but it is cost inefficient. But see, in other countries, though, it's not as efficient. I'm just saying I'm not going to eat cows. Like, that's why it's like people eat different things in other countries because they're doing what's as efficient for them as cows and frogs, which is what you're defending. Dolphins aren't efficient. Dolphins are the top of the food chain. Really? People eat dolphins because it's a lot of money for them. Yeah, but they're not efficient as far as energy wise. They're also full of mercury Oh, yeah, top of the food chain. Did we find out about McDonald's in Japan? I'm gonna tell you right now. They don't eat dolphin. Okay, I'm McDonald's. We don't buddy in Japan eats dolphins

So would you eat a kangaroo It's a dear I have that in dear. I mean that's I mean that's the thing is like they are Like in the Australian I feel weird about eating marsupials Like a koala. Yeah, don't need a koala any sort of marsupial They don't eat koalas, but they're in danger. I don't know But marsupials feel like I don't know special. What about a person? We have this discussion. Have we I I mean, I have personally many times many times like witnesses come up. What? I think in a survival situation, I would be the person, but no other. Yes, of course. That's the implication.

What is it? I'm answering your fucking question. Like that's it. It's a survival situation. No, there's no casually just like it. Here's a question. If a guy lost his arm and he was like, my arm got cut off. It's gone. I'm, you know, I'm not trying to put it back on. I'm going to have a barbecue on Friday. Would you guys want to come and have some arm just a sliver? A sliver of the I mean, they'd have to be some sort of like actual incentive like I had this discussion with Joel and I said like you could have a piece of human meat prepared in any way that you want. But you'd also get like a reward for it like you get like a car or like a bunch of money and I would I like if it was like 10 million dollars to have a bite of people that was like, the only thing you have to have the moral implication, but it was legal and all that.

Yeah, probably for $10 million. I mean, here's a question, is someone getting killed? No, no, no. Or is it like someone dying? It's a situation that just like, someone died and they're like, not even thought we're gonna do with it. Yeah, just, no, let's cut it up and sell it.

So there's a, God, what is that? There's a type of person that's into that. I also had this discussion. Cannibal? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's into that. I also I also had this discussion. Cannibal. No, no, no, they're like sexually they're into being eaten. Yeah, there's a story in Germany where correction eating dolphin is very uncommon in Japan. Okay, but I'm like believe or not out there. Very uncommon. Uncommon. So you're saying you were wrong? I'm saying I was wrong. Okay. According to Patrick, it was very uncommon. What's up? No McDonald's. Apparently you cannot get McDonald's. That's it. I love it how you've turned this entire gathering into a terrible den of cannibalism. What would it take for you to start eating human

beings that you know and like now we're all admitting that I mean I you know I would under your scenario if you threw an arm barbecue party and you were completely willing to give up your arm and wanted people to eat it and there is an incentive like ten million dollars and it was legal I would definitely think about it but like prepared like like here's my thing I love chicken I can't eat rotisserie chicken because they give it to me and there's just this chicken that's cooked that's wait for a history chicken is so good it's great that's that's that's the

that's the thing that's the thing that's the chicken that's the chicken that's the chicken it's because you have to if I cut up your rotisserie chicken would you eat it what did did I see the chicken before you cut it up? No, yeah, yeah, the same exact animal I said you need the animal beforehand. You're not gonna eat it It depends what animal I eat it chicken no matter what even if you met it even if you raised it I would never get that chicken personally. I used to have chickens. I was attacked maybe it's because I was attacked by a rooster Uh-huh, so I have I mean I was hitting it with a stick Jesus this because I was attacked by a rooster. So I have, I mean, I was hitting it with a stick. Because I was like, what the hell? Why? Police somewhere that chicken did something to you first. Yeah, he did. I don't know what. But then it started chasing me and attacking me.

It's a rocious chicken. Cutting off my leg. I mean, chickens can be mean. The roosters. It was a rooster. Yeah roosters are super super mean. Yeah. What did you say? Most of most big birds are assholes like Geese swans Oster's is my friend growing up had a pet Emu And it was real friendly like you could give it a hug and it would put it like head on your shoulder Oh, but he showed me a thing that when he whistled the emerald like lower its head and when it got to a certain point it

would become like you get into attack mode and it would just fucking chase me around so it's getting chased by my goddamn Raptor the scariest fucking shit man have you ever played jazz before? yeah, it's basically that. It's like a live action jazz. Yeah, except you fall off the ostrich and then you can run away from it. Oh gosh. All right so basically what we've learned is that Adam would eat people under for a lot of many different circumstances but he would not shave his beard. I a lot of money. I was not

just giving some money. I'll do some 100,000 for the beard. Yeah, yeah, I think I think like I think I said to you like five figures This is my threshold for shaving my beard. It's been over 10 years since I've had my beard a thousand bucks a year is pretty fair That's I'll take that to Matt you've trimmed your beard. It's not like that's a 10-year-old beard you have That beer is that maybe it's like two years That's like two or three years. I don't want to see my same. I really like genuinely. If I were to shave my beard for some reason, you probably wouldn't see me for a month or two. Your face isn't that bad. It is. No, I honestly,

when I was 14, I had really, really bad acne. So I grew up my beard to cover up my acne. I just kept it. I don't have acne anymore, but I kept the beard. It's like an old friend. So yeah, it's comfortable to have it during a tough time. Yeah. So I can understand that. You have a, how do you have a blackberry in today's age? How do you, I do like the email system.

Do you have a video like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, are you not pressured by anybody? I can function pretty well with it. Like like it because it's small like I don't like these new phones that are like the size of an iPad like I want a Compatible your big hands and I have big hands and I like the physical keyboard and I'm not I don't really care about like gaming or doing apps and stuff on it I just need email and texting and And I'm very contrarian so I like to do things different than other people. You never hear of features in new phones where you're like, all right, yeah, I gotta get that. I mean, Instagram is one of those features. I actually can't do Instagram on here which is like the one thing that might make me go

over to actual phones. Well, Apple has this thing called a health kit. And I think they launched it this year and they're in the new OS, they're going to be expanding it. One of the big new focuses is reproductive health. And in that you can track. You can track some stuff. You can track stuff like, you know, ovulation, that's this stuff. What is there besides ovulation? yes, this stuff. What is there besides ovulation?

Yeah, menstruation cycles. Mensuration cycles, yeah. But then like another thing. Female reproduction. And then you could have that automatically sent to your doctor as well as information. But then like there's third party integration apparently that will also track like sexual activity. Like for this day and like this time. like is that something that you would have you

Not want that Probably the most depressing You're literally keeping up no updates again Still no update Must be broken or something. I don't know like imagine imagine if you're like if you go if you're if you're dating someone and they found that like your past 10 years of Sex history. Well you wouldn't go back and updated like before You know, but in 10 years, well when I was 18 well, yeah, and that might be depressing too And be like man, I was having a lot more sex two years ago

If you had a sentence to like your doctor would you kind of just like you just like edit it? You just like play like oh, you know, this is beef this up a little bit. No, I mean, I just wouldn't do it. I don't think. Did you say beef this up a little bit? Just checking. Oh, I guess, I don't know. I guess they have apps like that anyways that already, but I think it just works with your phone to sense motion. And it'll keep you dry.

I was sex with their phone in their pocket. Who? Who at sick? I don't pocket who I don't know I don't I'm not not saying like I'm interested I'm just saying it'll track like And then like you can see like oh wow like hmm. There's like an upward trend here or did you say you know the last few weeks I've really been you're like underperforming You're like look I have to keep my pants on because I really want to keep track of this. I want to keep records. I want my statistics going up. Yeah.

You know what they should make? Or maybe they should have the watch adapt. It just wraps around your dick. That's it. Yeah, fit bit, but it's called the dick bit. The dick bit. Exactly. Yeah.

I'll say that's what this is though now. It's a dick bit. I need to see if there's like this. Oh, is that what you're talking about? It's the exact way the watch. No, now it makes sense. I just realized it. I'll get back to you.

I don't know, a month or two. We'll see. Do you have sex with your watch on? It's happened, I think. Do you have sex with your watch? I don't. Here's the thing. It's not like I go and I put it on before.

It's not like I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You get, I need to find a... Do you ever have sex with your watch on and then you check the time Watch or sex to check the stopwatch you're like doing good Oh 15 minutes this is going great. God, man. Take it off When you have sex or just try to like change it and afterwards you'd be like look Well, that was like 30 minutes. Do you like your watch? I'm serious. I'm gonna get in so much trouble talking about it. Really why? Because you hate it?

It comes up. No, because of Gus. I do like it. I enjoy it. Okay. Do you like the design on it? No, you're gonna get me your Yes. Do you like the the circles there? I read an article on on Geosities that said that said some people have negative reactions to like the the basic Screen of it because there's like holes on it. There's like round you know about this and like some people have this thing called tripophobia Oh, yeah, that's not a real thing. It's not a real thing. It's a made up word from Fortchan from like 2012. What does that mean? What do you mean? It's just like fear of like circling things, like spores things. Well, for some people apparently it's a really, it is, it is totally creepy. It is not a real phobia, but like, if you look at make sure it's, yeah, I mean, and

don't, unless you want to go down a weird nauseating rabbit hole, don't Google trip of phobia because you will find some of the raunchiest pictures of like, you know, skin that's decaying with bugs living inside the holes in the skin and stuff. Go ahead and Google it. But does that freak you out at all when you see the circles on your watch? Are you asking me if he's scared of circles? No, not at all. Can I see the circles? Yeah, I don't know. It's just this thing, right?

Oh, is that what you're talking about? Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. I thought you were going to get it. Ah-ha. Tripophobia, T-R-Y-P-O-Fobia, I think. I think Google did. Don't look it up. Yeah, it's seriously.

It's gross. It's so gross. It's gross. I've heard something in my earpiece. I was like, what was that? Patch was like, that wasn't for you. I was like, oh, I was thinking what it could have been. It's probably a compliment.

So, no one here's married, right? I was like, what was that? Patch was like, that wasn't for you. I was like, oh, I was thinking what it could have been. It's probably a compliment. So, no one here's married, right? I have a living girlfriend who's my life partner, but we're not officially married. Have you ever been married? I have never been married. Apparently there's this study release,

and it's just a very vast difference in the last generation of people who are getting married basically between the ages of 18 to 22 and everyone else. And it's not two or three years. difference in the last generation of people who are getting married basically between the ages of 18 to 22 and everyone else. It's not two or three years. It's a decade. People just aren't. I'm almost 30.

I'm not married. Are you saying people either get married between 18 and 22 or wait? That was way more common. Again, even people get married in their early 20s, but now it's just it's just not happening People are just staying single for longer or living together for longer Like I I would tell you like oh, I'm yeah, no we're close to getting married I'm like so but it's like I'm almost 30. I mean, it's not really surprising though Like as a kid like every one like all of my friends that I know except maybe one all of their parents were divorced Like I'm sure people are like have a lot of trepidation about getting into a marriage because I don't want to ruin what they have

Exactly my parents are divorced to yeah, I mean it's just like Why rush? Do you think that's the way where she's gonna be like? It's not a big deal like you know 50 be like I don't know Now I'm worried that it won't work out surely it'll'll happen for people that want to get married at the point. Chris, are you a principal again? No, they're divorced. Oh, OK.

Johnny, this cat awkward. No, no, no, no, it's a good, it's legitimately a good point. It's like, if there's a whole other generation that's just changed. I mean, I feel like there was a lot more common now than it was. Yeah, it's like more than half. I also don't think like people are rushing to have kids as much, you know, I'm don't, like at least I don't plan to now.

Yeah, because I don't understand like why get married. Like what is it? Like I want to just think about, I'm like, hmm, do I want to spend like, you know, $100,000 on all of these? Well, I think there's some, not vanity. I think there's like, there's like, you're making like a serious commitment. Like, it's a statement

Yeah, yeah, and they're also tax benefits, too, but that's true, but yeah, it's like it's a wave showing each other You love each other in a special way. Yeah, so it's a brand new you don't passionate way anymore That's what I'm saying. It's just weird. It's just like I think it's just a cultural thing Yeah, I mean like you know before it's like you well There's an ex it was expectable you've been dating for three years, you know, before it's like, you, well, it was expectable. You've been dating for three years. You should get married. Also, I'm pretty sure that like a lot of the people that aren't getting married right

away and waiting are people that maybe are having money problems because they're in a lot more student loan debt than they used to be. Like then generations passed. Like, I don't know. If you had endless amounts of money and you've been dating a girlfriend for five years, like, would you wait? No, probably not. But if you were like still sort of struggling, would you, would you want to spend $20,000 in a wedding instead of just like taking that money and traveling the world?

Would you be more inclined to get married if you couldn't have sex before you were married? That's dumb. I mean, that's like a question. What is the answer? No, you'd be like, yeah, no, we'll just have to think. It's not that cool that like no one here can answer probably. It's a real thing that people... But I can't answer you, because it's not, like, I'm not an abstinent person.

I know, but if you're in the situation where it's like, I'm with this person and I love them and then we can't have primarital, would you be more likely like, yeah, okay, let's get married. Would I be more inclined to get married so I can get both talking bones? Someone probably not oh Don't even think anything in that turn in those terms. That's what it is So you're saying if you were in love with someone this is the person you want to be with But they didn't want to have sex till you're married would you because then the whole idea of marriage is like a different experience in a different lifestyle

I mean, I don't know I don't have perspective. Yeah, yeah, I The idea of marriage is like a different experience in a different lifestyle. I mean, I don't know. I don't have perspective. Yeah. I've never had sex. Yeah, I know. I've seen your blackberry history. What is the name of that app? I'm perfectly, I'm perfectly aware of that. Shit. Have you seen my dick pics? Are they on Instagram?

Shit. Let's change it. Let's go because he can't access Also, I'm not a basketball athlete. So they haven't been widely disseminated So I don't know if I've told this story in the podcast before I actually First saw John's show. I think back in 2004 you were doing and you say my show you mean my penis right? Yeah his penis you were doing a thing called the sign-a-show with a few your buddies and it was I think you guys did a thing called Travolta Thon and it was a bunch of clips about you know John Travolta and then I would go a few you know every now and then and i think the thing that always would make me remember you guys from

that point on i went to a a show where you were mocking a new to a movie about newtists and there is a thing where people who are naked who come to the alama draped house naked can come in from watch it for free and there are a lot of really old balls there's a lot of them uh... a lot of bad ball situations a lot of bad ball situations

and at one point you were thinking a giant teddy bear suit and then your partner oin got completely naked and it was the first time that i've seen a grown man naked in public well welcome to the real world and then i remember that so with me,

and then like when I saw you guys a few years later, I mean, you're giving people a very skewed impression of the show that I do, which is, it's not usually a guy in a bear suit and then make it man, touching each other with naked people in the audience as well. But I mean, some of our shows, I remember the good old times,

this was, yeah. I guess so. It's just a sliver of that, no it is. But so yeah, back in the day, like you probably saw the show back in like 2001 or something like a long, long time ago. Oh, four. Oh, four?

Okay. I mean, we started doing a version of the show, which is now called the Master Pancake Show. It's Master Pancake Theater. And it's basically a live version of Mystery Science Theater 3000 that we do every week at the Alamo Draft House, four shows a week. We usually do big movies like right now we're doing Terminator 2. We did the goonies last month. We did 50 Shades of Grey month. We did 50 shades of gray and February.

That was great. But back in the day, we were still sort of, this was like 15, 10 years ago. We were still trying to imitate the formula, the magic formula of MST3K. And so we would do weird B pictures from the 1950s and 60s that nobody had ever heard of. The one you're talking about, I think,

is nude on the moon? Was that the name? Yeah, there are new people in space. Except they of, like the one you're talking about, I think, is nude on the moon? Was that the name? Yeah, there are new people in space. Except they're sold me on the concept when I read about it. That's what drew you in initially, to come to me. That's what drew me in. It was like a terrible B picture from 1965 by Doris Wishman.

And it was supposed to take place on the moon, but in fact, you could see that it was all filmed at like a volleyball colony in Florida or something. They were just, you know, it was clearly not the moon. Nobody was wearing space suits or anything like that. And I don't remember the bear suit, but I believe you that that's what you saw. Well, a few of these later, I went and I introduced myself again, and I told the story to Owen. And I was like, yeah, it's like, you know, you're this thing and you're like, whatever,

that. And then when I walked away, I was like, I just went up to a guy and talked about how I saw him naked I'll always remember when your work comes to make me I've seen you naked I was like great now I'm that guy I and we should be clear for the audience at home that so what's different about Mystery Science Theatre 3000 than what we do is we stop the movie about halfway through and we do live sketches based on the movie, you know, sort of as a half time show.

And a lot of those sketches involve nudity or semi, I mean, it's never full nudity, but there's often semi nudity or like, I'll be just, you know, wearing my underwear and nothing else. And sometimes I've heard the people get a little peek of the old ball sneaking out the side of the underwear sometimes. Yeah, Chris told me about it. But I have time shows don't always have such a high amount of perversity and nudity as you saw that night and it's stuck with you for the rest of your life. Yeah, I did. Yeah. And I keep bringing it up for some weird awkward reading. I mean, I'll talk about you all in one. So this podcast is also brought to you by Tipsy Elves.

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Sorry. I'm sorry. It's okay. It's fine, man. Don't try. I'm not impressed. I'm not impressed. I'm sorry. It's okay. It's fine, man. Don't try. Don't let him pressure you like that. Yeah. Why? I'm not a bad guy. I'm just defending Chris is all very defensive. Do you think I'm a bad guy at him? I don't. Okay. What was that thought process right there? Just thinking about the words I had to say. what what what was that thought process right there think about the words that the

okay Chris you look good you want to tell us about this about tell us a little bit about this uh... outfit you know it's comfy it's it's roomy it's american it's a little complicated but i mean it's good it's got to comfy onesy are you going underwear you saw i'm wearing full clothes and I don't know what you were doing.

I don't know what you were doing. All right, well, you're wearing full clothes and he's very comfortable. Cool. But are you wearing underwear? That was a question. Yes, I am. Okay.

So Chris has been gone for like three weeks, right? From the top of your hair brand. You've been next door working on laser to no three months Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, and you just got back and you're leaving immediately What is it like do I smell? No, I mean I mean I'm still alone. I know I Brandon invited Blaine into our office because he was low No, I was mentoring him. Yeah, I was putting him under my wing

And it smelled and had to run and smell Can you point to your body and show us where the wing is exactly? You're putting it don't do it. Don't do it. I don't know man. I Am glad to be back over here in this building. Is it weird being back in your office? Not really. There's a bunch of shit on my desk I don't know about. How for that's your shit? I don't know how to eat macaroni and cheese from craft.

So that's not my shit. There's a bunch of packets of macaroni and cheese on my desk. What's... there's a company that you eat that's not crap. No, no, I mean, I will eat very, only, I only eat the top level macaroni and cheese. Craft macaroni and cheese is the top level. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I love cheese. I'm not gonna eat cheese that looks like plastic or like They're getting rid of the coloring and crap background. It's not gonna be orange good Whatever I don't give a shit cuz I'm gonna eat it anyway. Well, what would you eat it now? What colors are gonna be? No, I'm gonna eat it because it's still

Regular color. Yeah, I don't know. It's like an opportunity to change it to something. I only like I'm not gonna eat Cheese it just looks like like nacho cheese from like a baseball game It's like plastic. I'm a senior eat taco bubble for I will eat Taco Bell, but not call it out their cheese Bullshit You you say I want to taco with no cheese on it. Yeah, no you fucking I really talk and I know care It's got to be a Taco Bell. It already has the cheese on it you have people scraping tacos I'm just saying like the cheat and it also it's strategies and way more likely to eat strategies and I'm actually like a slice of like the craft flat you know like the

craft cheese that you like individual least sliced that you're wearing an American outfit but you can't do American cheese I will eat American cheese it's not that it's it's the plastic version of cheese what about movie theater like pump cheese no no no no no butter yes oh yeah I'm just a little cheese whiz no you were had one last time you had process cheese product I mean I don't know I'm sure like yesterday it's just a I mean I'm sure I've like eating it without but I will eat stuff I just don't ingest it process it I just know the way I mean I'm not gonna order like cheese whiz at a restaurant I mean how many order like cheese whiz at a restaurant. I mean, how many restaurants serve cheese whiz?

Have you ever been to Philly? Philly? Yeah. You've ever gone, like, I have not. That's a two different answers, Chris. I have not. I've never been to any American fly. If you go to a cheese steak, it's very common that you get whiz. No, I don't think I'd ever, I don't think I'd ever.

You wouldn't try in like the traditional city. Waste out Philly, the trailer that we love has cheese whiz. Yeah. I don't think I'd, I don't think I don't think I don't think I don't wouldn't try it in like the way Southphalia the trailer that we love has cheeses. Yeah, I don't think I don't think I'd order that I think I would I mean like if you were to go and good cheese like you know like monster cheese no, the only monster in the whole world. No, no, no, no, no, no mustard man? Well, like what if you what happened to you when you were a child? Where you just maybe it's just yellow things that I don't like liquid yellow things mustard. I know about urine never you know I

With mustard I just I don't like mustard. I've never liked mustard. I've tried to like mustard people are like Oh, well, I know you don't like yellow mustard Well, you need to try is like oh have some D. John like like really nice mustard I'm like all right. I'll give it a shot. It's still gross. I do like don't like mustard. No, do you like vinegar? I like vinegar Okay, interesting. I mean with like I just don't like mustard like anything mustard like this way that R. T Like yeah, that was like one of the happiest moments I've I've had it was I spend ordering food with Chris for years And there's always this it's just always a lot of drama and headache about the mustard and then in an RT life I got to take like a like giant mustard container and

Just squeeze the fuck out of it and like half of it just like squirted in Chris's mouth. It was spoiled It wasn't spoiled. That was healthy goods. It's so gross. Man, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a bratwashed with sour crowd and mustard. Catch it, man. Give me some ketchup, man. Just give me some ketchup.

So is that your, your biggest food version is mustard? Mustard. Oh, yeah, yeah. Absolutely mustard. And then, yeah, weird cheese. Weird cheese. Yellow. John, are there any weird things you won't put in your mouth? Come on, man.

Like cheese. Yeah, oh yeah, cheese. That's what you're talking about. I mean, as far as food goes, I will eat just about anything. There's nothing really that I don't like. Except for meat. Thanks for the prompt. It's like meat.

I am a vegetarian, so I won't eat that. I will eat just about anything. I will try anything once. You try mustard. I've tried mustard. Just don try anything once. So you try, you try mustard. I've tried mustard, don't like it. You try dolphin? Try it once. If you were gonna try just an increment of dolphin meat,

what increment would you eat? Half a sliver. Half a sliver. No, I mean, it's someone, I like, if someone gives like, this is raw ear wax from a Muscrat that's also yellow though. That's a yellow food isn't weirder or worse if

You're at somebody's house and you accidentally see a Fleshlight or one of those sex robots. Where are you getting these questions? Waiting for the cheese part of that question. It's just something that's been on my... Would you? I came back up and I couldn't bring it back and talk about it again on the podcast. If I open someone's closet and there's a sex robot... Of course you would be weirder than a sex robot.

I would be more weirder out by the sex robot. Than a flashlight? Yeah! Because the flashlight is right. You're gonna fuck either one of them. I was like, a flashlight is normal. No, I mean, fucking like a woman. I mean, like, a woman is the flashlight. The $10,000 in a sex toy is not fucking normal. Okay, no, I agree with that. Sixty bucks are a good one. Whatever. I agree with that. Not the money aspect of it, but it seems to me way more normal to have sex with something that looks like a woman. No, it's an uncanny valley part I

know it's it's like it looks like a vagina not a flashlight have you seen a vagina just like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like a picture of a vagina and a flashlight on its mind do that please let's not what it's that it's it's a fact that it's like that tron you're trying like my hand if I painted my hand like a little woman And then jerked off that would be weird And then I jerked off to this little woman I painted on my hand that would be weird like That would be weird, right? There's not anywhere close to what we're talking about. Yes, it is. That's what the difference is between a fleshlight and a sex doll

No, it's like one it's like a practical thing I want a thing that feels like a vagina so I can jerk off the other thing is I want to try and recreate a woman and jerk off Yeah, I think you're right. That's a difference. No, well, once just more natural than the other. Which one, Brandon? The second one. The second one. You're taking, it's a minimalist, a flashlight. There's a minimalist approach to a vagina.

And like, a fucking fake sex doll. But on the Australian AI. It's like an AI, she's like warm and funny. It's like the closest you can mimic a and funny. It's like the closest you can like mimic a human experience If you're gonna do it all the way why not spend why not spend as much money Puppet that's the little woman that's the little woman that you're talking about Chris I'm never gonna be able to read little women again without thinking of this discussion Can we see a picture of a flashlight? Is that not okay?

We know what it looks like. It looks like a flashlight. There's nothing about that that looks normal or not super weird. No, because you're not, the thing is is when you're jerking off with a flashlight, not that I, just to clarify, I've never actually used a flashlight. I just want to put that out on the table. But if you're using a flesh site, you're not looking at the flesh site going, wow, you're so hot flesh site. Wow, I'm so turned on. You're looking at porn or whatever, and then you're using a flesh site.

I think it really has some experience with flesh sites. No, just to be clear, I'm just kidding. That is a flesh site. Okay, that's a mouth site. Oh my. If you want to use that as a question. Okay, that's an out-of-the-step question. Oh my God. If you want to, you can actually use that as a puppet. That sort of looks like you're jerking off to a fish. Do you think they'll be like fleshly compatible dolls?

They have weird fish in the deep, they have a much like pluggative. They have very deep part of the ocean where there's no light. They have fish that look like that. That was cracking them stuff up so bad. It's so disturbing. Okay. I get the uncanny valve. I get the uncanny valve.

The girl's used a dildo because it looks like a dick. And we don't all use a flashlight, but I'm sure there are people that use a flashlight that looks like a mouth or a vagina, and they just have to create a tube on the other end. I see what you're saying about the uncanny valve. Yeah. But what if it didn't look like a human woman? What if it was an alien woman? No, that's even. That's a man. No, because it's still like it's still making the object that you're using to jerk off with. Right. More than an object. It's personal. Yeah, but why isn't that? But you're getting closer to the human experience.

No, of being of something else that is like a person, as opposed to just like fucking a chair. Your parents walked it like opened your closet. Would you rather them find a flashlight or Sally 3000? No, it's Janine 3000. I mine Sally. Thank you very much. Probably Sally 3000. Your parents are much more accepting than mine. No, it's Janine 3000 mine Sally. Thank you very much probably Sally 3000 Your parents are much more accepting in mind No, I mean just to me. It's just like okay. He just wants the to get close as you can No idea because here's the deal. It's like being with a woman right so you who can talk to you and Everyone will jerk off

Everyone will jerk off. Everyone will do that. All right. Not everyone has a surrogate person to have sex with. Go on. You should have said, no. I agree with that statement. You have sex with the sex stall. It suggested that you have a lack of human connection

that you need to project know project onto an object that's what if you're like masturb be cheating to to jerk off with the your hand? No. No. But he's asking for the human experience. He wants the love and the affection thing. You know, it's not as easy for a lot of people to get on a first date or a second date or a third date. It's hard. Oh, you're talking about yourself. What's going on here? Maybe sometimes. Some just saying if you're going to go to that much trouble of

buying a sex doll and and paying all that money and like Programming it and all that stuff. Why not just spend all that time trying to communicate with a real person Some people have problems doing it sometimes. It's it's more than I mean if they I can spend that money on a People out there that a sex doll a real life is close to life as you can get sex doll That is the thing for them. I'm not saying I'm not close. I don't think it's wrong to have a sex doll. No. That's not what I'm saying. I do think. Put that on the record. I do think I would rather have someone walk in on me jerking off to a fleshlight than someone walking.

To a fleshlight. No, with one. He's jerking up looking at a fleshlight right in front of him. The fleshlight likes to watch. But then to have someone walk in on me making love to a sex doll. Making love. Well, would you, you would treat it right, right? You wouldn't, you would romance it. Yes, I don't. All right.

That's a good suggestion. No, what I'm saying is like there's, there's a disc. To me, it's like, it's, it it's a physical thing someone's just jerking off with verses you're right because it's the extension of your hand yeah exactly if you see that haley joe osmith movie with all the sex spots six now ai

was that weird there was sex spots in that was it it was haley joe osmith who's haley joe osmith was in our jub Jude Law sex spot? No, what is going on here? I thought he was a jiggle-o. Oh, you might be right about that, actually.

But I don't think that's, well, I guess it is kind of a real advanced sex spot. That's exactly what it is. That's exactly what we're talking about. And so you're saying that makes it OK. I'm just saying that's in practice. Was that really? That movie didn't actually happen, though.

That's an example. That's a that's a fantasy of looking at that. How weird was that? I not that weird because I clearly don't remember seeing that. Like I watch that movie. It's not that good. But I don't remember that whole part. What do you remember about it? I just remember that he seemed like a very nice guy.

Kind of weird, but still human, and I'm just made a lot of people happy. Yeah, I get it. That's all. Well, we need to respect that then. I don't know. I, I, I, to each is, to each is own, I suppose. Or her. To each her own.

Or there. Or you say, just to clarify, so you, you would rather have the, the robot in the closet. Yeah, then the flush life. Yeah, let me ask you this. I kind of brought this up before. Let me ask you. Anyone feel free to answer, but I won't put anyone also in the spot.

If you could have a threesome, but only if it was with a sex spot, would you do it? That's not a threesome. You mean one human and one sex spot Yeah, this is that is the equivalent of bringing in any other sex toy. No, it's not the equivalent of that It's no, I mean I would just be like well, no no No, cuz you wouldn't use the sex you wouldn't use a sex spot in any way Yeah, I think that's why you would say no cuz you wouldn't use one in the first place

So you get alone with another person. Yeah, but it's like having the experience without like the awkwardness of finding somebody Being like hey, you want to do this? No, but it's not I don't think it No, what I bet if we revisit this topic in like five years I Think everything I'm saying is gonna see a lot more normal maybe But for right now, it's pretty weird. I think we're closer to Online hand jobs through the internet than we are to people like normalizing sex robots. How does the online hand job work? Just curious. No Just someone goes like this on one end of the computer

Surely just your sign. Do I sound really desperate when I... How does that work exactly? You would not want to put an extension on your feet. How does that work? Is it like a... Wait, why would you want to put it? Wait, no, how does it work? How does the online hand job work?

I just imagine it'd be like... It's just me, it's plug and play. You show the website. It's fun. Plug and play. It's supposed to be like fucking a vacuum or something. You just like put it over. You have no, no, no.

No, no, no. You have a sex robot. If you're a sex robot, can give you a hand job? You can hook up your sex robots arm to the USB port and it can give you a hand job. But you're talking about an arm. I thought you were talking... Remember Chris, you were talking about the...

the... Oculus... about an arm. I thought you were talking, remember Chris, you were talking about the, the, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, the, uh, the, uh feeling to your fingers and it's like well that's one step away from just plugging that into your penis. I know but would you put that on your penis? That's the thing though, like the idea of putting something over it, electronic, would you do it? I wouldn't do that. I don't think I would until I knew the technology was proven. You were there safe. Yeah, I'm not gonna be the furt, I'm not gonna be like, I'm gonna be like yeah, I can fly They have that stuff in Japan All the things are talking about exists. Oh There are way more advanced in this

Any Mario oriented sex products that you can You remember those green tubes What kind of assurance would it take for you to use it? like assume a book person on TV talking to camera saying like I guarantee it I mean you have to be proven technology that is safe let's say it's proven we can we can establish that it's now it's proven everybody's doing it I don't know if it's something I would purchase but if I will put it in a get it in a truck train

if you were at like a con and they had it everybody No, I'm not You think that's gross, but I mean people is not sexting people go to cons and they try on the Oculus Rift And there's hundreds of people that have put that on like that's like it Dick on it people's get pink eye you're getting people's dirt like people touch your dicks and touch their eyes and put them out because rift and those touch your eyes. You put another people's dicks on your eyes.

Yeah, but I'm not gonna touch it now. Adam, there's a gross. I'm not gonna have sex with that. I'm not gonna like, well everyone else has had sex with this. You know, it's your face is gonna have sex with that. All right, what's the dangerous, a kind of dangerous item that people feel comfortable using?

A car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car. No, in general. Door knobs? Yeah, a car. dangerous item that people feel comfortable using. Cars, in sex or in general. No, in general. Door knobs. Yeah, the colors, airplane. Of airplane. Yeah. So an airplane is dangerous. What are you fishing at?

What are you trying to get into admit to? Like, I know. You fly in an airplane. Yeah. So what about an airplane? It makes you feel comfortable enough to fly in it, safety wise, that you would need more. Because it's a big case that you don't understand what you're asking. You're comparing me having sex with a flashlight.

I'm saying like, what kind of a serenity at what point are you going to be like, all right, I feel comfortable enough trying this. Well, I'm going to, I guess it'd be like something where it went to consumer market. Okay. You want to be the consumer reports about it. You want to get that monthly pamphlet with the road views. All right, it releases its CES. It's very popular.

All the tech blogs love it. A long line. What is it exactly? I don't know. It's your idea. I don't even know what I'm doing. It's a big deal. It's a big deal.

I'm with a flashlight on the end of it. It's like that road. No, because I saw that video of the failed robots Have gone through all those tests Now I would imagine it's like a it's like a thousand different like fingertips You know what dude it's not that complicated But that's how like you can make it more precise. It would be a lot more like that's why like the the more points of pressure that you have the more intricate the sensations can be.

It's just science. Wouldn't that be awesome if you could do that in real life get like 500 people? No, how would it... What's a thousand divided by a hundred people will be a thousand fingers? Everyone just kind of just... Everyone put your hands together and just give me a just go like this But all very gentle and delicate like none of the fingers are touching it very hard Oh Let's say the role it's the role that's as successful as the Apple watch Right people like it would you try it would you try an Apple watch right now?

I try it. I try it. I put it on here. Touches. No, in fisting. We can give you 30 finger tips right now. I think we're out of time. No, I'm all for making robots do stuff for us. I don't... A sex stuff? No, I'm just saying, like a robot is still going to have to like... it's going to build all the parts of a printer, three printers you're going to have to build all the parts. It's not going to build... to build the entire house completely on its own by a touch of a button. They would have to be huge. He's saying that there's going to be these like giant building size printers that are going gonna spend it a fully completed. Yeah. Did you see the drug robots video? Yes There's this I don't I have no idea what the context is I assume it's just robots that are trying to they have like programming to walk on two legs

But it looks like they were like completely just like oh here we go I want to say it's so good. I feel like I'm in a bad form. Yes. Who made it that top heavy? Why would you put that much load at the top of the day? Just imagine they're all senior citizen robots. I'm falling and I can't get up. They look like freelancers.

I think that was my character, actually. That's chap. That's chappy. Did anyone read the description? Is it because they're just trying to figure out like the ai and like that yeah i mean they just build robot i don't want them to get that working it's this is not a robot these are robots that they are like designed they're just like it's a competition build a robot to do these things it's quickly as possible

so they can take that robot and put the the killer AI into it no i don't think any the world there will be army robots. Probably. Like what's the like theoretically? Yeah. Okay. You're talking about like bipedal robots like giant mechs and things like that. Well, I don't necessarily have to be bipedal. Okay. So if you ever put the dip it all. I mean, there are already drone robots. I you're talking about like okay, so you're talking about like flying robots. You know, I don't know if it could be anything. I mean, I'm talking about like okay So talking about flying robots. You know talking about. I believe it could be anything I mean like in the game in Metal Gear Solid. Yeah fantastic game

They have these giant robots that are called Metal Gears Surprisingly and like they have no point because all they do is they walk around and they shoot nukes But like a new can go anywhere. Well, they're gonna I think will shoot more than the nukes I mean, they'll just be robots that are so it's like What's I mean what's what so it's like all right? I don't understand what benefit it has to buy a bullet right it's it dies Maybe Dr. Denevis But like a robot it can do thing. I mean, it's gonna be able to you're you're not going to be risking human life. And, and, well, see, that's the side with the robots. Um, but the side that doesn't have the robots will be risking human life. So there's no value of a robot life. That's the

kind of attitude that causes the robots to, you know, I'm not saying there's no value, but they'll also be able to like do things that humans can. They'll be able to like, they'll have like, it'll be a super army of like, they can crawl. You're seeing short circuit. It's how I imagine our robots being. That's a great example of when the sequel is better than the original I don't know All I'm saying is robots like an army of robots would be would be powerful and I think it would be hard I Would love to hear all these quotes out of context like a week later all i'm saying is an army of robots would be powerful how did we get here how do we

get to this point but like they will be able to withstand so much more fire power like someone shoots has a flame through or into an army of robots but they're flame resistant robots what about what about the idea that we can eliminate we can eliminate human war by having robots fight robots i thought that's where you're going with this have you ever seen robot jox i mean that's the whole premise of that like just pit our best robot against you know rushes best robot because we're still a war with russian my mind but like and that would eliminate human suffering

that's a good you know to be cool you know to be cool is to have like virtual wars we're like look these this is how many of you- A video game. This is what you're saying. Yeah, well, okay. So, so, but here's the way it would work. Here's the way it would work is it would be like a thing where you, you, you, you say, okay, well, look, this is how many people we have in our country. There's so many people you have in your country. Here's our technology. We're going to build a virtual army and you're

going to build a virtual army and we're just going to make them fight each other and you put your best strategist at and then I'll pick my best strategist. Who does this take a rep? Who is on the game? I know, I'm just saying like that would be a way more like yeah it would be essentially the same outcome and that's an honor system thing like are you beat me and then I'm not going to bomb you. Sorry or would you then have to kill that many people in real life like if you lost 5,000 on the game board Then you know it would be a thing where it's like well, we law. I guess people would argue like well No, fuck you. I'm just cuz you want a video game. I'm not gonna give you my country It's an all I was this close to voting for you

President I was like this guy the pants alone was tagging in the office there I President I was like this guy the pants alone was tagging in the office there I Mean there would have to be someone you know, I don't like a judge who would say I was he would tell us a surrender Yeah, yeah, you have to get in the video game. I Haven't thought this through okay have you ever played risk could it be risk? You just play the card game more and whoever has the higher number wins. No, because it's the same based on to like statistics, real world statistics. Like, okay, well, there's this me from the country. There's this me, you know, like, and you're, it's like the Sims, but war.

Yeah. The warms. Yes. Uh, I think that's a good, I think you should, you got something there. I would, all right, I think this guy will back. I wish I had just remained quiet. Um, gosh, it reminds me of, uh, we're talking about before the tour. Have you guys seen the Terminator trailer? Yeah. I didn't seek it out. It was forced on me. It's super. They just

like, they review like the big sport, like the big thing in the movie that would just completely throw you like, just to talk about it now or we better say what it is but like why would you do that I don't know trailers are getting so much more spoilery have you seen the Matt Damon the one in Mars Demi but that's the whole movie like they show the from beginning to end what happens over the course of the movie trailers of poisonous spoiler like I feel like there's an art to it I feel like you didn't turn either two trailer show the reveal on that yeah I did

Well, yeah, it did my girlfriend I never seen Terminator 2 Yeah, so I like I was like you need to watch this and I tell her why because I was just so excited for her to see You know the turn cuz I never got to experience it here. She terminator one no, so this is fucking master No, no, no, but she knows enough about Terminator She knows that Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminator. He kills people so she knew going into it You know Arnold Schwarzenegger's the bad guy. Did she yeah, and then I gave her the background I was like you know in the first movie Schwarzenegger came in and tried to kill and this other guy came through time and like bottom back uh-huh and So it's like so excited

I was just like waiting and watching for what her reaction would be and And then you get to that point where, you know, Schwarzenegger in the mall just says, get down and like drops and they start fighting. And I was like watching her reaction and she's just kind of like, oh, huh, is he not the bad guy? And it was like, is this what I've been hoping for? Because you, when you said so bad, I want to go to the back,

you had a great emotional response. No, I have no idea. It's one of those things that you just grow up knowing something like I don't remember Luke Scott Finan out Luke Skywalker was Bater's son. I just know it at some point. Yeah, I mean these are spoilers going back to the earlier discussion These are spoilers that are okay to talk about now, I guess 30 years 30 years is that 20 years on It's not even just a time thing with Star Wars I think Star Wars is just so ingrained in our culture that it if you don't know that you know say it say it no no no it's impossible is it weird that everyone gets the quote wrong. Yeah, yeah, it is. It's like the quote isn't,

Luke, I am your father. It's no, I am your father. Yeah, so everyone said, I guess it's like the wrong quote explains the context. Yeah. Yeah. It just seems weird for such like the most popular thing in the world to get spread. Yeah, one of the most iconic quotes to be wrong. Yeah. Right. Like, play it again, Sam. He doesn't actually say play it against him. Says play it. Sam. Yeah, from Casa Blanca. And Terminator doesn't say I'll be back. He says, I'm going to come right back. Pretty soon. No. You just wait right there. He's also Italian.

That's a good meatball, I'll be right back. I think we're about at a time on the podcast, but we do have a special supplemental podcast this week featuring. Featuring. Oh, balls out. Where are we talking about balls out? Yeah, it's me, Gus, and Aaron, and then the writer and director of the movie balls out. Cool. So yeah, you heard it here. The special supplemental podcast this week featuring the writer and director of balls out along with Christa Maris and Aaron Markey and Gus and Gusto Rolla. Audio only though, so make sure to check that out. I'm sure it'll be pretty awesome. Thank you so much John

Thanks Brandon for joining us It's an absolute pleasure mine too Adam Thanks for having me again Chris I don't know how you fucked that up. I don't know you I feel really bad Yeah about the pants. I'm sorry. All right. Have fun in Australia. Yeah, no, if you're an Australian, come say hi. And you know what, here we're going to have a code word. What's the code word? If you watch this podcast, come say the word.

Really? Is it this hard? Baboon. Say the word baboon. And then I'll know what it is. You looked at the bamboo. And you thought bamboo baboon That's the code word if you watch this podcast say baboon and I'll know you're a regular Kaiser so say I figured and that don't think

He's all baboon said bamboo All right guys, uh, thank you so much. We'll see you next week and make sure to keep track of our e3 coverage Yeah, bye. Hey everyone, welcome to this supplemental audio portion of the podcast. There's a few of us here, familiar podcast faces. We got Gus, Blaine, Chris, Aaron and Gus. This week we have a couple of special guests joining us. Guys who help or who made the movie opening soon balls out June 19th June 19th there you go I thought I wasn't sure of the date so I didn't want to say it but now you clarified it for me

what are you guys names? I'm Andrew Disney my name is Bradley Jackson and what did you guys do you the writer? I'm the director Bradley's the writer director and writer yeah so balls out opens June 19th. We had a screening for it here at the office the other day. And sadly, I was out of the office traveling and I missed it. But the other three guys here for Emmer's teeth, I'll saw it.

This is all fun. Yeah, this is great. I mean, there you go. You put that on the poster. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. A lot of fun. Yeah. I remember thinking, oh, it's outside.

I was like eating something and doing something And I was like I don't know if I'm gonna be able to watch it and then like I saw like the first five minutes and I was like Okay, I'm gonna sit down It was pretty good. It was a testament in the movie because I mean when it's a party I mean you know how when there's party going on everyone's like watch the watch this thing guys watch this I'm gonna drink you put it on and it was just everyone went silent and just started watching and I was like, that's a testament right there to the quality of the comedy. Thanks guys. You're able to overcome the drunkenness and the free alcohol.

Like the general dinner of a party. Well that was the vibe on set too. All the actors were hammered and so it was just like, come on guys. Let's get in here. Come on. Have to move your shot without a focus. I got to reshoot it. Our DP is an alcoholic. Yeah Terrible person

Fixed in post. It's a good movie to watch for drinking and having fun, you know I mean, I think that's like what we want to make is movies that our friends can watch while drinking I think that's like a good and thinking we don't want to eliminate the fact that we want to make thinking Movies that make sense. Yeah, yeah, but but it's like movies that like we could imagine we definitely like I think we could imagine like all of our friends like getting together and be like yeah let's watch this movie. Yes, first shit in biving. Well, one of my favorite things is the commentary that I have like sports movies. Yeah, we would just like call so much attention to the fact that it was like this is what they do in sports

movies. It is so meta. Yeah, yeah. I think you know what you said about wanting to make a movie that you could see, you could picture your friends watching. Like, that's a lot of like what drove us, you know, what drives us and you know, making our content. As we, you know, we, we look at it, we think there's got to be enough people like us in the world. If we make something that we think is funny, yeah, there's got to be enough people who would

agree with that, right? Totally. Now, I think the most fun thing to do, like, is when you see that really funny video or that really great movie and you know One of your best friends hasn't seen it. You know, dude come here come here. Come here watch this and then they love it Just as much as you do so it's like that shared experience It's like being part of a party watching that movie. It's like you were out of party air Yeah, I just want to float that I woke up watching

No, but you know you watch something good and you like, I feel like I'm a part of this. You're sad when it's over because you're like, where are my friends go? I don't like that's the feeling. That's how we felt when the movie wrapped. Oh yeah, it does post production blurs. Yeah. Oh, it's, yeah. So on set, the vibe was, it was very, well friendly, but also like familial, like, yeah.

Yeah, like every weekend we'd have like these improv shows where the actors would like get put on the these shows and we bring out a keg and bring out the cast and crew and I just feel like a lot of movies here sometimes don't have that you know that everybody wants to hang out on the weekend too. The chemistry comes across on screen. Yeah I think yeah yeah I mean you can't substitute chemistry you know with that thing I mean you can tell that you guys are i just realized something we haven't talked about what the premise of the movie is people who are watching who don't necessarily know what what the

movie's about so from what i got our watch the trailer and i try to set in war torne rush uh... uh... i think i think i think the stars are in power right exactly uh... no yet so it's about a bunch of fifth year seniors, and just reciting IMDB page. It's about a bunch of fifth year seniors who are going for one last shot at glory. In college.

In college. Yeah. One last shot at glory at intramural football. And the movie was originally called intramural. Innocence has been changed to balls out. Balls out. Yeah. Yeah.

It rolls off the tongue. Yeah, balls out. Yeah, balls out. So seriously, so Dr. Chris. Chris, you made rolls off the tongue. Yeah, balls balls Your tongue made some weird movements there. I don't know. I was thinking about balls on my tongue So like where did you cast? We're a lot of these guys your friends or because it kind of came all across that way But like where did you get most of your guys? Yeah, I mean I've been friends with Brian and Nick who are like this kind of group right TANNN. I used to watch them all the time I actually watched like three of their videos before we got here they're fucking funny. They're so funny that

they're so clever like they're like their sketches are just there's nobody else makes sketches quite like there's like that kind of clever like I don't know like they're great filmmakers too they're not just great writers and funny guys they're like they actually their sketches are just so so like well constructed from a cinematic point of you. So yeah we knew we wanted them in it and then you know they were friends with Beck Bennett who plays the villain of the film and he looks like he looks like the one by the way. Oh yeah he looks totally looks like he's like a 1980s member of the Cobra Kyle. Yeah he's like the asshole from the 80s movie totally. He has that face down or something about that.

Yeah, something about him. Yeah, so like, you know, they knew him and then, you know, Beck is in a comedy group with Nick Rutherford. Good neighbor. Good neighbor and, yeah, there were a lot of like friends and people who knew each other, you know, DC Pearson is one of the commentators and they're, you know, a lot of you, a lot of people got their start in YouTube and I want to stay.

I mean, I think we used YouTube for like, I think you weren't super, I wasn't super familiar with Good Neighbor. And so you showed me all of their like YouTube. This is a kind of, this guy's a great, and you weren't like super familiar with their comedy. I showed you a bunch of their sketches. And yeah, I mean, YouTube played a big role in our casting. I think where our casting really started like,

can Geo's when we got Tatemaking and on board. She's great. She is definitely like, there's no one like Kate. Yeah, you keep saying it's very true. There really is nobody like her. Yeah, I mean, we knew like, I mean, she's so funny and we just,

we knew like we wanted her for this role and like we made, we made all these videos for the cast like you know These videos like hey seven of reasons you you should come be in our movie in Austin and kind of showed off like who we are and just kind of our style And they're like really goof like there's like you know one you're gonna be the hero two we have lots of tacos and three Rick Perry lives here Yeah, he's like a cool dude and Lance Armstrong. Yeah, let's. You're pairing Lantron Strong. You could see him at brunch together. You know. You were stupid and funny. Yeah.

But I think he was endearing, like, you know, for an actor to get this, not just a script, but also a very personalized video to like, hey, come be in our movie, like, we want you, like, yeah, you are meant to be in this movie with us. I actually saw, I think, a couple of those videos. Okay. And it also really told you a lot about what the

The comedy style would be in the movie. It was tonally like when I was like that that's balls out Yeah, and that's the movie and what a better way. Yeah, there's no better way to show yeah It's a concept. I'm totally show off like just instead of just like the script like just yeah show off like this is what it's like This is how it lives. Yeah, yeah yeah this is they didn't I mean like I guess Brian and Nick knows but a lot of like Kate and Jake and Nick here the kind of three of the bigger leaves like they didn't know who we were figured like this is who we are we're not I don't think we're creepy but maybe maybe otherwise maybe yeah I was just kind of a way to say, hey, if you think the script is funny and you think we're funny, let's make this movie together.

So. I basically think, like a year ago, I was trying to buy a house and my realtor was like, listen, it's going to be a lot of offers on this house. It really helps if you write a personal letter or make a video or something, you show the homeowner, that way you can stand out, so I'm not doing that. I'm absolutely not doing that. Like I gave him an offer.

That's enough. You mean this personal video? It's like yeah, the other person that catch offer. Yeah. And they took that. So it's like I picture if I'm the one selling a house and it's like, oh here, the person wants to buy your house, make you this video,

be like, who the fuck is this? What? It's like a whole movie of them in their dog no I'm not going to get to them yeah that's awesome so yeah it just seems like a like a face it's weird it only works if you're personable too yeah if you make a video trying to sell yourself and it's done by your house I think lots of things are going on. It goes back to what you mentioned about using YouTube as a recruiting tool. It's the same kind of thing where you can shoot something and make a video. It's easier to show like you're talking about proof of concept.

You can visualize it instead of just having to read a pitch or a synopsis of the script. Totally. So you shot it here in Austin or in the Austin area? Yeah, we shot it. Yeah, hall in Austin. Yeah, where was that football field? It was in Maynard? Yeah, Maynard.

Yeah, all of our football scenes are at the Maynard High School. They're old football field. And then we shot Summit Houston, Tillerson. Yeah. And where else would we shot at? The Puderilletson. Yeah. And where else would we shot at like the Poodle Duck lounge? Yeah, which is no longer an existence. Yeah. Well, yeah, they renamed it. Something new now. Hopefully it's still dirty and sleazy. I've always been scared to go to the Poodle dog. Just because it like you said, it's

dirty and sleazy. And one time I was talking to, I used to go to this one bar down a six street all the time and I was talking to the bartender there about the poodle dog. And she was like, oh yeah, the poodle dog, I've been there once. It's like, really, what was it like? She said, well, it's the middle of the day. I walked up to the front door and there was a couple, there was a middle-aged couple in the bit of a pickup having sex in the parking lot. I was like, that sounds like the poodle dog. I feel like it. Why you really have it?

Yeah, it sounds like you've been traveling with the experience. Yeah, sure. So what were some of the experience. Yeah, for sure. So what were some of your inspirations for the movie? Because I felt like a lot of 80s kind of. Yeah. Even with the music, it was a lot of synthesizers and stuff. Yeah, we had the Toto song. We made it.

Yeah, we definitely wanted to have this throwback 80s vibe. And then the way we let it, the way we did the costume, just feeling, I don't know. I just wanted to feel like there's movies that we all grew up with that we watch on VHS like major league major league Little giant I'm the theater. Oh, I would I mean that was like VHS worn out my house. You know it's great I was a little with Kathy Ireland when I was like 12 I think oh, yeah, she's got that great line football I was a little with Kathy Ireland, who knows, like, 12, I think. Oh, yeah.

She's got that great line. Football kicks the guy in the balls. I was like, that's it. That's comedy. You're a bit bold too. Yeah. I mean, I mean, in more modern movie, we'd love Hot Rod. Oh, yeah.

What about American Summer? What about American Summer? Like, those two were like very, you know, it's kind of like, we definitely wanted to cast, like, just like, what about American Summer? Like, I can't believe all those, all the people are in that movie. It's just insane. I, yeah, I walked out of the balls out thinking, like, that was totally what hot. summer? Like, I can't believe all those, all the people that are in that movie, it's just insane.

Yeah, I walked out of the balls out thinking, like, that was totally what hot. At the end of the movie. Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I walked away, I walked out. Even the post credit sequence, and I was like, yeah, it's pretty what hot American summer.

There's like a bunch of random like non-seconders, like sprinkled in there. Yeah, yeah. What the fuck was that? Did you say it's all the variant and see Clint Howard? Yes, I did. Did they go and get Shorma? We started like standing up and then Dave Ward was like no Stay after C. Clint Howard. I love Clint Howard. I love Clint Howard. He's amazing. He, one of my favorite things that he ever did was the when he was in Seinfeld and he was in when

Cramer goes to LA. He plays the guy who stuck in the back of the cop car with Jerry and Kramer when they're trying to... Or Jerry and George when they're going to try to find Kramer. Oh yeah. And just like playing like, I don't know, kind of like a crazy maybe criminal. He's playing Clint Howard. Yeah. But yeah, so I'm at non-secretaries. I love like, like, what high-married summer, like that part where they go to the city. You know, it's like, like, what high-married summer, like, that part where they go to the city? You know, it's like, let's go to the city and it's like, it goes like really dark and weird,

like, like, like, 30 seconds. It's like, all right, that was, oh, it's like, it's like, going to get into town, even if just for a half a day. I don't think they said an hour or so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just a whole month. I was just like, all these terrible things. Getting addicted to heroin, I think think this the one I laughed the hardest My favorite part of balls out though is like I don't want to spoil anything But like at the end when it's the two teams opposing teams getting their respective speeches What's happening in either one is completely contradicting what's happening in the other one? Oh, yeah, villains like I fucking I love the villains like Kirk Kirk is amazing. Yeah, he's a laser team and she's as Chris

I can't so count. Oh, sorry. Go ahead he's a laser team and she's this Chris guys so town. Oh, sorry. Go ahead. I was gonna say Kirk Johnson's gonna blow up man. He's so funny. I was gonna ask how many lines originally did how many times was he originally in the script or was he originally going to be in and just from seeing him perform you were like I got to have him in this scene. I need to put him in here. I need to find a way to get him in more like did that happen? Yeah, he got more moments for sure. Right. And he also, like, him and Beck, like, definitely had this

like relationship, or like, I don't know, like, I think Beck just loves like to play with him. And, you know, Kirk's like such a good listener in Probs, and Kirk would just come up like, like, a little bit, like, we're not in the script at all. So I think he definitely, his role, you know, is smaller on the page and got bigger and bigger Kirk was also the one guy I saw make Beck Bennett break down and laugh. Oh, that's middle of a take. He said we kept we kept the take

He says look at this smile 10 miles wide something like that Just may like I was cracking up and Beck just lost it. It's pretty cool Sam Edson also. I don't know if y'all know Sam We have a great like Austin based cast too. I feel like Will Elliott and Sam Edson. But Sam, I don't know if y'all know Sam. It's a great local actor. He's in a really awesome movie called Zero Charisma. Oh yeah. Yeah, and so he's one of those guys that just gives you

the weirdest line deliver. He'll take a very normal line. That should be, like, just shouldn't even be able to do it. Hey, look over there. And he'll say it and everyone will start laughing. And he'll be like will start laughing and be like why is that funny? It just is funny. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, I saw zero charisma. Love that, my dad. And it like rekindled my desire to start playing Dungeons and Dragons. I played Dungeons and Dragons for the first time. Wait you. Yeah, real first time. Yeah. When? If you say like 20 years ago, no, like two weeks

ago, like the week and before last day. Describe your character. Wait, no, no, you say like 20 years ago, no, like two weeks ago, like the week before last day, describe your character. No, no, no, let me guess, let me guess. I can, I can, I can guess. Mage. Chris was now, he was an Elven archer, no half Elven archer. Well, you got half of it right. And the half part is half Elven.

Yeah, but it was a mage. I can totally say, okay. Yeah, I just figured he was a dork and that's whatever that class is little little 12 door. Yeah, it was fun Yeah, I mean person doing it was like I cuz I didn't you know They had like they decorated the room for like what the whatever the environment was We had to go into a back room and then so they could redecorate the room For like a change in the work almost like a play. Yeah, I mean it was From Laura who is the post-production supervisor on laser team.

She was talking about Dungeons & Dragons. I was always really wanting to actually do it. And so she was like, oh, I have some furniture. Did you cosplay? No. Did you know anybody you played with or you just show up? I knew her. Was she playing?

That's good. It's going to be weird to show up. Just a while just to be like. You dude that yeah. You're like, no idea what you're doing. No, did you enjoy it? Did you have fun? I had fun. Yeah, what do you want to do it again? I would do it again. like we're just a bunch of strangers. You dude that yeah. You're like alright no idea what you're doing. No did you enjoy it like did you have fun? I had fun yeah yeah.

What do you want to do it again? I would do it again. Yeah I mean it's it's it's kind of it made me want to like do the dungeon mastering thing and like make up a story. And I'm like well maybe I should just write a script. It's that. Maybe I should focus on you. Yeah do do things for.

To make a movie to help us. But after, I'm not going to talk about Dunjurung, it's one more time you save that thought. So, after watching Zero Charisma, you know, like I said, we want to go back and play Dunjur Dragons, and they do some scenes inside of a local game shop called Great Hall game. Yeah, yeah. And I've never been to Great Hall games, but after seeing the location in the movie, I was like, that store seems really cool. So now it's like it's a place I've been to now It's a place I go to regularly to check out like games and stuff

So it's weird to see or to learn about a place that's local that I've never been to that through this movie I'm like, oh now I'm a customer there now it's like a place I go to Regularly hint hint for any place we asked to use this location It works. Oh, I was gonna say like for any place we ask to use his location. It works. Or you simply... Oh, I was gonna say, like, were there any scenes or anything like that from the movie that you guys got from memory?

Something that had happened and then you kind of like wrote into the movie, like an experience? Yeah, it seems like a lot of like college. Well, so there's a scene, there's a prison sequence. That was... I did not happen to me, but it happened to a friend of my brothers where a guy was, who was arrested for, he was just a random guy, I don't even know the guy, I just heard the story, it made me laugh, where there's a guy who got arrested for public intoxication, and he's in the back of the squad card, and he thinks he's going

to like federal prison, like he doesn't understand. He's just going to go to a drunk take and dry out over the night and just leave in the morning. So in his mind, he's like psyching himself up for like, I need to fight somebody. I'm going to come, you know, you know, the... The one's bad. Yeah, exactly. And so the... He said some old man walked up to him and said, what are you in for, kid? And he said, walked up to him and said, what are you in for, kid? And he said, murder. That's what I heard. That's like, my brother told me that story like five years ago, like, way before I had written

this script. And I just like, I laughed so hard. Because he's, my brother's like, yeah, this dude's like, five eight. He's like, I'm just like I laughed so hard because he's my brother. I can't just do it's like five eight. He's like, I'm just like a white dude. But it's also the idea that someone gets arrested for murder and they just take, take throw them in the drunk tank. Yeah. A lot of cool stuff.

Yeah. Yeah. You didn't mean it. You didn't mean it. He's killing a couple of people. Let's throw them into a giant concrete block with a bunch of other people. That's a, that's a, like, I don't want to give away anything that's seen. He's killing a couple of people. Let's throw him into a giant Country block with a bunch of other people That's saying like I don't want to give away anything that scene But that scene is such a great escalation like I love that scene. Yeah, my favorite scenes

I think it's my favorite little sequence just like Yeah, we shot it the armory on the on the Around here. Yeah, red Xpertos. Yeah, it just goes so it gets so out of control Yes, yeah, yeah, something that happens in one of the characters. It's just like so sad and funny. Yeah, it's owner of you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

You got a teaser. You got to make people want to go see it. A little teaser. Yeah. But talking about like different classes of prison reminds me of another Austin movie makes me think of office space when they they try to define the different types of Joey. Yeah. No, that's federal pound me in the ass.

Yeah. Yeah. They try to define the different types of Joey. Oh, yeah. No, that's federal pounding in the ass. Town-beating in this, yeah. I try to get that office, it's like the actual office space location for a shoot that we did not too long ago for a shoot. But it's like, yeah, you can like visit it. It's pretty cool. Yeah, the old call center where Bernie and Jeff and I used to work is like right around the corner

from the building that gives us the end of tech building in office space. I love seeing shit that's made around Austin because you can kind of pinpoint where it is. And then there's that one shot when they're like passing the ball of the rooftop, which kind of reminded me of tech building in office space. I love seeing shit that's made around Austin because you can kind of pinpoint where it is. And then there's that one shot when they're like passing the ball if on the rooftop, which kind of reminded me of the room for some reason.

Everybody said that. And I had seen the room, but when I wrote that scene, I had not seen the room. I was like nice room reference, I think. It's so funny that like if you throw a football on a roof, it's like, oh, it's like, well, the room did it for it. So yeah, the very thing is, ours is a football movie it makes sense I don't think the room

is a football movie you could say it's a football movie how's your sex life oh thank god no that was actually the I think that was the second question we got it try back uh because we so we premier the movie this is actually kind of fun is it we premier the movie and it's like I mean I'm you know we're on the edge of our seats as it is gonna work is it not gonna work the first screening went pretty well and the first quite the first two questions you get the first one is like this 12-year-old kid in the front row like raise your hand I'm like oh this is cool like there's a kid here like yeah it's awesome and he goes hey um so your movie kind of

remind me a little bit of dodgeball and that's it that's all right and we're just like uh and then Nick Rutherford the guy who in that prison scene has the great moment yeah uh Nick Rutherford great actor just grabs I have the mic my hand he grabs the mic for me And he's like is that a question son? Is that a question and just like yeah, he's like yeah, it's not fucking dodgeball And then the second question was yeah, so killer room reference guys I was like it's not the room But hey, I'm cool with you know I'm cool with enough people if half the people that have seen the room see our movie

I'll feel great right? Yeah, that's probably your people. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Well, it's strange, you know when you know So people right now tell you that they that's that scene reminds them of the room. Yeah, it'll it's funny when you put enough time down the road where people forget If it was a reference to something or not like we had a video that we put out Four or five years ago that had a reference to Anchorman, where we refer to San Diego as Wales vagina. And now when people see other references to San Diego as Wales vagina, they're like, oh look, it's a Rooster's reference in this. Like no, no, no, that was an Anchorman reference.

Like we stole that from someone else. Yeah. It was short memories, man. Yeah. It's whatever they saw last. So in, I'm sure in the future, Room a future room sequel to be like oh nice balls out reference Room sequel. They're gonna only hope $100 million budget. How is he not made a sequel? So we both create that air and I and Chris was invited air

And I went to a screen of the room and Tommy was so was there and was he making something well He's made the show called the neighbors. Yeah, right on who Neighbors. Yeah, right. It's on Hula now. Yeah, fucking Corby. I've seen like a trailer and I was like, what? He's like wearing a weird wig. Like, it makes, it makes, it makes, it looks like he's a 16 year old emo kid. That's the wig that he wears. Because hanging out with younger kids when he was doing it.

Like, yeah guys, we go in here, we'll drink the beer and they're like, yeah, whatever your name is. He's like, ex porn stars that it too. It's like really, you know, like, I mean, what's great about the show is that there's establishing shot in the show that they go to that's outside of an apartment complex. They're managers of an apartment complex. And a transition between scenes, they just go to the same establishing shot. So you see, and it's a still image.

It's not even videos. There's like a bird. There's a bird spinning in this sky. And you can tell it's a still image, but they just even video. There's like a bird, there's a bird spinning in the sky. And you can tell it's a still image, but they just keep going back to it. And they go back to it, I think 25 or 26 times. With the same music, it's like, and sometimes they'll be in a scene for 10 seconds

and say one line, and then they'll go back out to their salvation. But anyway, I don't think room two is gonna get green lit. But that's so. I felt bad, I was like, Chris wasn't invited to joke, but Chris didn't even react, so I just looked at his ass. I know,. I felt bad. I was like, Chris wasn't invited to joke but Chris didn't even react. So I just like, I just asked, I know, I just felt sad.

Sorry Chris. What would this equal be called to the room? The room's a house. The room's a whole house. The house, two room two furious. Like what do you call it? I think it's the rooms and then the trilogy completion is the house. Spoiler, he someone dies.

So, oh man man that can make it it's pretty secret even better though it's a ghost yeah well in the neighbors they don't even acknowledge that he's two different characters in it and they never try and hide the fact and they I mean they really don't point it out there's no there's just another Tommy was so in there this fucking catchphrases like what a day what a day What happened? Yeah All right, well, I wish probably go ahead and wrap things up, but I want to thank you guys for coming out What I remind everyone that balls out comes out June 19th and you should definitely go see it. Yeah, and theaters in on Beard, oh sweet. That's perfect for introverts

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