Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #330

Episode Date: July 8, 2015

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Are you Santa? What is this? Oh, I'm all the introductions. I'm Gus. Javin. Barbara. Bernie? And Gus.

Hey, what are you like Captain Quebec over there? What is that? No, I can't get back his blue. Uh-huh, good car. My friends over at Tidzielle sent this to me because they saw me wearing the American onesie and they're like, no, we can't have this. So, I think.

Oh, Zips too. Yeah, and I don't know why this exists, but there's a zipper. If you're a dude, you'd understand why. That looks like a why this exists, but there's a zipper. If you're a dude, you'd understand why. That looks like a little peepee, but you zip it up and it opens. Yeah, so you can stick your dick out and piss. But why in the female jumper does it have it? So you can whip out your giant clip and piss.

You've been jaged. I don't know how the fiend has much more to do with your revenge. That was a big misunderstanding of basic human and energy guys if anything a chef very lonely Have you ever used one of those paper-pissed funnels? No, but I've been curious to really you should what what's stopping you? I don't like is it paper though or is it like a plastic because I feel if it's paper it would get soggy and Then get on your hands. Well, I'd be like the inside of a paper cup like a paper cup doesn't get soggy Yeah, it's like coated with wax, right Like when you carry around a cup of piss normally, right? When you carry around piss in a paper cup it never leaks through. It's fine. They

cover it in wax right? Like I would know. You're talking about a paper cup. Yeah. Why don't you know? I don't know about paper cups. Because you fucking use them. Because you're human on earth. You have used a paper cup by a human some point in your life? The one for coffee. That's paper cup. I know I use a paper cup, but why would I know what is made of? Have you never fucking held one or looked at one made a paper? He said it's like wax on the inside There's wax on the inside so it doesn't leak onto the paper part. Why does everyone know this?

Why why is it that we're the fucking psychopaths? I'm drooling all the little places. I'm soo... Gavin, what is a fork typically made out of? What material? Metal. How do you know that? How would you even know? Because you've used one.

That's how you know. Have you ever felt the nature of the cup on the inside? I'm just drinking liquid. I'm not like spectating the wax nature of my products. I'm going to take the... What is that? I'm going to turn it on. I bet you can tell what plates are made out of and forks.

And like a glass cup. It's made out of glass. What? That's called the glass, by the way. So what's the material on the inside of a thermos? It's kind of insulated metal, metal and the insulation. I assume. I think they used to be like, assume years ago, didn't thermos used to have glass insulation or something?

And if you dropped them, the inside would shatter. Oh no, really? Yeah, I feel like that was the thing back in the 80s. If you drop it, share it on the bottom. Or it was like ceramic or something. Also, the concept of like taking hot food in a thermos somewhere, that's gone, right? I mean, there's literally no person left on the planet

that packs stuff in a thermos to keep it warm, right? Something maybe like camping trip. Maybe like the dude who's operating a construction crane, like hundreds of feet up in the air, who doesn't want to get out. That dude. I'm also not clearing up a thermos up that land My family to pack my lunches. I mean that's the only person I could think

Is that a commercial like making this like this is their whole market is that dude? There's enough construction happening in the world. I know thermos is all the time for lunch My parents used to pack my lunch every day for school when I was in high school and what they put the thermos like soup sometimes It's old in Canada hot hot hot stuff in the thermos not cold stuff Yes, all the stuff because I grew up in Texas was always cold stuff in the thermos not hot stuff You know because we just we just leave soup in the sun. It's fine. So what kind of cold stuff like ice cream like drinks Oh, I never thought of what ice cream in it. It sounds good. I wouldn't win good nitrogen We were running

I would do a cryogenic school. It was a great time. But in Texas now You wouldn't have that problem because we have no fucking son actually. It's been okay It's hot though. We're still fucking hot. It's hot and humid. It feels like Houston didn't when I was doing a Free is keep falling down. What happened? Yeah, tree folder That's just got a big tree in my backyard and it keeps like bits keep falling off I think it's going down it costs like It doesn't get a tree folder because like 200 bucks every time someone comes to clear away the branches like a big old branch like

Once you just change out yourself. What's massive? It would kill me Why don't you just have them get rid of the whole tree? I? Don't know. I think it's big enough to be like a protected tree or something. Can you put your arms around it like the track? No, it's mass too big then Yeah, stay away from it. I saw... Try it. It's like over my house. It keeps wanting to come and contact with you. I have... There's a tree in front of my house where the city...

In the city of Austin, you can't cut down a tree. Like if you're going to build a house, there's these little metal tags like on every friggin' tree in Austin, all the oaks. What? Even on private land? Go look at it. Go look at your oaks and you can find a tag from the city on it probably. They tag every single tree. And you can't take it down without permission from the city. And by the way, you can find a tag from the city on it probably they take tag every single tree and You can't take it down without permission from the city and by the way you can't get permission from the city But the city will go through and just cut down people's trees if they get in the way of something like they get close to a power line

So they were coming through and they did that in my neighborhood I live one of the oldest neighborhoods in Austin. It's like super old and black. What is that is old good? I mean am I? All right, cool. Yeah. Before Austin, I was back before you know Austin was before Stephen and Austin moved here and ruined it all. Yeah. Before other people were me who moved here. But the they came through and they cut down all the limbs of the trees and then they get to my neighbor's house. My neighbor has a tree that is literally on the power line. The power line bows underneath it. It like rests on it and every time they come through they refuse to touch it.

And it's like I don't know how they can do it. It's dangerous. They should disconnect the power line and put it over the tree. That's how much it pushes it down at this point. I can take a picture of it so you can see it. The front is gonna put an extension like hanging off the underneath of the one that's hanging and making another power line. You can't even orange extension, go ahead and play it in. That'd be awesome. Have you had any problems with all this rain we've gotten? Just losing power for 27 hours or whatever the fire is. That was nice. Yeah, that was awful.

Other than that, no, it's been fine. It's wet. I hate it, but, sorry, let's go for the lake level. I got my clothes a little wet one day. Stop it. Stop it. His's bad. Stop it. His trees are falling down. I had a leak in my roof at that house, the metal roof.

It was leaky. And people came by and were like, it must be nice to you when you're a contractor in a city like Austin. Because I called people and said, hand me your repair in my roof. They said, we're not doing repairs right now. We're only doing full installations. It's like, well, I don't want a whole new goddamn roof.

Why don't you just ask for a full installation and then when they get there, it's like, ha ha, got you. I want to get it. That's the roof right there. It's full installations. It's like, well, I don't want to hold you goddamn roof. Why don't you just ask for a full installation and when they get there, it's like, ha ha, got you. I want to, yeah, that's the roof right there. It's a little square. Yeah, but it's like it's it and getting got you with the whole thing when you got your last house, where you remodel day, dealing with contractors. And it's got to be like this all over the world. Dealing with contractors is one of the worst things can do in your life. Is there someone who enjoys that? There's got to be like some kind of satist

who's like, yes, I enjoy this. Yeah, working with people like flooring people and drywall guys and all this stuff like coordinating all that. Always a three month project takes about nine days. I feel like that's an Austin thing though. And everyone's too damn laid back to really care about anything. You really have to find a good one. You're making an agreement with someone to give them a lot of money so that you can hate them. Yes, you're this. You're going to hit them down the road. Yeah, it's like

this is not going to end well. Here's a lot of money. And if I say six months, we're not going to want to answer each other's. So I've never had an interaction with a contractor and then it's ended and you've gone, I will use them again. No. There was a guy we used that a friend of ours used to renovate his restaurant. And then I said, you you know, I'm gonna call that guy and use him to renovate one of our offices And he's like, he's like, oh, don't do it. Don't do it. I was like, I just he seems like a good guy I'm talking I'm gonna go with it and I like to work. He did on your place So then I Are office I was like, he's guys great. He's I don't know what he was talking about then like fast forward three months

Gus goes, I think I have that guy renovate my house. I'm like, don't know what he was talking about then like fast forward three months Gus goes I think I have that guy renovate my house. I'm like don't do And then Gus by the end of that was like I thought Gus was like gonna hire a private investigator to see like where this guy was I showed you of my phones a screenshot of my phone once where in one day I called him unanswered 45 times and I was like look. I've called him 45 fucking times today He's either dead or he's not always avoiding me. You called someone 45 times and I was like look I've called him 45 fucking times today He's either dead or he's not always avoiding me you cold so on 45 times. Have you ever done that with anyone? No, I'm never I don't really don't call 45 people in a year you probably haven't called 45 people since then probably Years ago would you just hang up and redial sometimes yeah or wait two minutes I think like Toro Gus's siding and left like the side of his house Open to the world and then was like I'll be back

You remember that house didn't you crawl in the window? I did I climbed through the hole in the side Yeah, that Ben went as well. He went barefoot The kid that's like crazy. So if he picked up off to say call 39 would you not been scared? Surely you had a human like what what do you want? No, I'd be like oh oh hey, what's up? I guess I'm so busy. I was hoping to get the machine. But I really like that house.

I was really surprised when you guys sold that house after everything you went through to get into the house. But I thought for sure, and you fought off squirrels and everything else. Oh, no, no, no, it was a good move. I'm glad I moved. Yeah, are you? Happy with the new place?

Oh, yeah, absolutely. And you can tell because I had no problem at all with all this rain. It's like you, no trees falling, no weird issues popping up. It was just like, Oh, cool, it's raining. I'm gonna keep playing my Xbox. I'm gonna tell you something right now. Listen, come here something. I don't need something. Listen. In American side, I don't know about other places in the world. I only experience with American culture. American society, probably the most overrated experience is home ownership.

It's like somehow they peg that into the American dream that you have to own your own home. It's not true at all. Owning a house is like just a gigantic ongoing pain in the ass and like a money pit too where you just like sink money into stuff. Or you're goring problems and you're going to have to fix them all when you move. Oh yeah, I was going to say it's not about a tool but I'm absolutely doing the ignore. Except we're going to treat like throws itself at your place. You're telling me this just now as I'm starting to look at condos. Condos fine because you get somebody else's call and they come fix your thing.

Yeah, I think it's the perfect medium because I'm investing in property but I also could have someone else fix my shit. The problem with the condo is you're going to pay a lot of money in like just the association fees. Yeah. And then you have all these fucking restrictions based on that. Well, see. Yeah. I just I'm sick of putting money into something that I'm not getting anything out of. When we were looking at houses the last time, we were like walking through one place with my kids. We're walking through and Ash and I were asking questions and everything what does this do like like what are utilities and all this stuff and JD and he was 12 at the time 13 now He just had a birthday couple months ago. He was he's sitting there. He stands in middle of her middle of the room told you

Like crosses arms. He looks real to he goes Does this neighborhood have an HOA? Is there an HOA for this neighborhood? No, there's not. I mean, JD was not. I guess, okay, do you tell him to ask that? No, I don't know where he picked up on H.O.A. I wouldn't be surprised if one day JD was that guy's boss. That was crazy. Do you think JD has an H.O.A. and his Minecraft server? Oh, they kind of had that. They kind of had that. They had to like, when they all got sick of each other on the kids' Minecraft server, they all went to different places.

And they built like a pyramid in the middle of all of them. And at the top of it was a table where they would sit and like meet. Classic HOA. Did it was like so Lord of the Flies, dude. Yeah, by the way, if you're not from the US, an HOA is the Homeowners Association, which is like,

So do they like discuss how you had to keep your lawn and stay out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you like look up questions to ask on buying a new place and just like spewed one of them? No, I wouldn't be just does that stuff to mess with you. It's like, I'm gonna see how some better. Yeah, I'm gonna cut some stuff.

He goes and investigates everything. Maybe. Did you see that this week we're having a leap second added to the day on Wednesday? We're adding a leap second to what? I told you about this. To the first, do you remember the giant argument we had about leap seconds?

No. Is the leap second every 18 months? No. We had this discussion on the poll. When? I don't know. Poll costs 172. This isn't someone jump cuts it in.

I'm gonna say right now, I bet he nailed the number. I bet he got it exactly right. I've seen we had this argument three years ago. Yeah, probably around the time of the last leaps. I'm gonna look up Gavin free or RG podcast leaps second. So what will happen is because the slow the the rotation of the earth is slowing down. Became. By a second. Yeah. What mean? So the clock's gonna go at 11.59 to 59 seconds. Is it the next second being midnight? To be 11.59 and 60 seconds. What? Gavin, it was podcast 165. You were so close. You were so close to getting it right. 172. 172. Seven weeks off. You were just a couple leap seconds away. Yeah. You were just like

you were like a month off. It was three years ago. So are you finally admitting that there is such thing as a leap second? May 11, 2012 is when we talked about it. Because at the time, you could be a damn idiot. Damn idiot. Nope.

I'm an American. Do we have video podcasts as a point? Forget it, I don't want to believe in it. May 2012? Yeah, was it September 2013 that we had them? No, it might have been September 2012. Puck of I know. What is that? I'm sorry, what is question? that we had them? No, it might have been September 2012. Puck of I know. What is that? What is that?

What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? I know it's September, but was it 2012 or 2013? No clue. I know I have no ability to remember dates like that. 20-30.

No idea. I'm glad we're all back together though. It's been a while I feel like since we've all been on the podcast. It's been a while since we've all been on the podcast together. I feel like we say that every time we're on a podcast together. Is it just going to be... I'm so happy. Can I not be happy? There's no record just I'm not happy? Can I be happy?

There's no regular asshole. I'm happy to see you dickhead. There's no regular crew anymore. But we know we're gone for so long. Yeah. How many others? One of the things do I do the most recent? I'm a drink. Second was June 30th 2012. Around that time. Some butter month and I around the time of podcast 172.

No, it's not every two months. No, it's not every two months. Well, so what concept we do? We get an extra second on the day. I ran the time of podcast 172. Not every two months. No, it's not every 18 months. Concept was right. Concept was right. We get an extra second on the day. It just stops time from drifting from the earth rotation. So the add a second, so one day,

it's 24 hours and one second. Is that what it is? Yes. There's not been many. You know, TV is a 25 since 1972. Yeah, so it doesn't even add up to a minute. So I've lived in extra 25 Seconds. I was more than 972. I'm going to see what this is from 25 for I've got I'm coming up on yeah 24

Marlton getting close right there. That's great. You guys you guys I have 24 Seconds more to me. It's so weird to me that our measurement of time can be that precise. So we're having a course correct a second every couple of years. And it's completely future proofing, too. Like we will never see the benefits of any of these seconds, but it will stop time drifting off in the significant future. Right. It's like how we'd be off by 30 seconds at this point.

Like it might get me not noticing. Right. How is it our rotation or whatever? Our measurement of time is so close to exactly being broken down to that point, 24 hours. So I guess we created the measurement to match the rotation of the earth and decided 24 hours subdivided into 24 times 60 minutes. What seems to me that the second was the appropriate time? No, it seems to me that someone made the second the wrong amount of time.

Wasn't one of the first podcast discussions we had about the swatch beats. Oh yeah. The magic time and they try to introduce a new standard format for a hundred base. Yeah. Ten base time. Yeah. Ten base time. Yeah.

Instead of whatever 60 or 24. Why do we why why 24 hours why do you do you name and ask what does it matter. I also take it right time zone. Everybody's Everybody's one time. I agree with that. And you just know don't call people in Australia at, you know. No, I'll find your column in the afternoon. The column whenever you want. Why would you know like when to cool and salary? Because you have to do it anyway.

Because you have to do it anyway. Because someone in Australia would be like, oh yeah, you know what? I'm normally sleeping at 3 p.m. How about 4 a.m.? Like, okay, cool. You're all on the same time. It doesn't about 4 a.m.? Like, okay, cool. You're all on the same time, it doesn't matter. You also make the calculations all the time anyway, what I'm saying.

Like, if you go to, because it's the same time, it's like, oh, is it 9 a.m. there, then I can probably call it. No, but when you're having a set, it's 4 a.m. you'd be like, is 4 a.m. new? Not even new. I'd say it's like 4 a.m. it's, they're asleep at 4 a.m. You said calendar invites.

You said calendar invites all the time anyway, and it converts it to whatever your local time is. You would say it's like 4 a.m. It's there. They're asleep at 4 a.m. Just say calendar invites you say calendar invites all the time anyway and it converts it to whatever your local time is you would have to do that I think time zones would be us or there should only be one time zone for country. Let's charge small only one time zone now No, no, that's worse. That would make sense because then you'd have big clumps of land or on the same time So the sun would set at seven over there. It's fine. I think it's what we're trying to both do that That's what you pray. I'm with Barbara. Yeah, we got we're fine We're central. I'm pretty sure China is one time. It is time to think Russia is all China is one time zone China time. Yep Yeah, they're the default time They don't add the China the front of it when they say it over there

So we speak the most really issue in the RTX stuff? Yeah, we should there are multiple time zones in Russia I think when there was a Soviet Union there was only one time zone, but in China There's only one in China. There's only one. Yeah, Soviet thing so China is the only one. Yeah I bet North Greenland has one time zone. They probably only have one clock It's a much smaller country. That's not quite the same So no Soviet Union had a bunch. Oh, they were like one hour They have to ration it. Yeah, everyone has to save three hours a day. We will give out rations at 1 p.m.

and it'll be noon all day today. So. No, everybody. Uh, people are starving. Ha ha, listen to us. The whole lot. Let me drink my beer. You said it.

You're the one going to hell. You laughed your Canadian. So, yeah, our text Australia. You can emoji sucks on me. I've got emoji sucks on. You can't see them. They're nice I have America socks on so tickets are going on sale RTX Australia July second Australia time 12 o'clock. I believe yes PM Australia time

Again, tickets for RTX Australia July second July second great, which is also my birthday. Oh, yeah I'll be 26. Does that make you feel old? You're the one who fucking ask that we talk about RTX Australia Australia July 2 July 2 great which is also my birthday. Oh yeah. You know, I'll be 26. Does that make you feel old? You're the one who fucking asked that we talk about RTX Australia. I'm just telling him that she's she's changing the fucking subject. I was adding to the conversation. You're sticking the mud. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Get up. But also you want to mention the other architect stuff.

You almost hit him. Mm-mm. So RTX Australia's January 23rd and 24th in Sydney. Can I go? You can go, the ticket's going on July 5th. So I have to buy a ticket to go. Here she is going. Gus is going to Barbara.

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We hear making videos. It's in Sydney at the Australia Technology Park. Yes a park It's what they call it, but also do we want to talk about the RTX Austin stuff? Sure, what's up with that? I want to go Can I go to that? I'm still my name in the hat too. We'll see. I don't know. We're pretty cool. Yeah, it's like capacity. So we, uh, why don't you get to go to Australia before anybody else? What's because it's our tech? Because it's a player. Yeah, but I mean, so you guys decide the order of in which people are announced that they're going to RTX Australia and you guys just threw your own names in the fucking hat. Yeah it the way that works? Wait, is it an order for announcement? Yeah, these two have been announced and nobody else has been announced. Because they want an announcement.

We had to make an announcement and you know what? Who makes the most sense? Her and me. What? Just say some people are going. Where the fuck are you guys doing this? They already know that. They're not doing it about this. Because you guys put yourself first.

You announced that you can sit on a big deal. Yeah. Who's a man? Yeah, a big deal. It's Rooster Teeth's event. I'm saying you actually need to be a man. It's Rooster Teeth event. I'm saying you act like it's out of the He's a man. They just stuck yourselves in out in front of everybody else and didn't even consider it Not you like smart. Hey, it's smart. Should we now are getting right? Should we not stop we're going right now on top of them trumpet? You already requested to go

You and you said Gus was a nice guy. I did No, no, they asked me to wait to announce that I'm going I can't do that on the podcast. So yeah, we've been doing a lot of work on the RTX Austin, which is coming up soon in the like a month and a half. It's the OX Prime. And so we've been trying to figure out space and we got a big walk through tomorrow actually to figure out like who everything's going to get laid out, the convention center and the different venues.

And we feel confident in saying this that we are going to add some additional tickets. The show's currently sold out. Oh, really? Yeah. We're gonna add them. And they're gonna go live. If you're watching the livestream, they're going live in nine minutes. At 8 p.m. Texas time, we have bonus responses, right?

Yeah, so if you're a sponsor, you have a nine minute head start. I'm like a jerk, can we journal about that real quick? I mean, even more because we're not gonna tweet anything about it until after or maybe tomorrow, yeah. So you'll have all night to get tickets. I'm gonna make a sponsor journal on the site saying the same thing, is that okay? Yeah, sure, okay. I wanna make sure sponsors know about that.

It's a limited amount. I don't think it's gonna sell, I don't think it'll sell out immediately. It's healthy, but it's definitely way, way reduced. Yeah, so also sponsors is just listening. If you have like a friend or family member who's been looking for a ticket, tell them. Because...

Tell them, hey. Tell them, hey, get a ticket. Because we can't guarantee they'll be on sale for a very long time. We don't, we have no idea. There's definitely been... Extra tickets. A pent up demand for it. Can't guarantee that.

We're sure without RTX. That was free, guys. That's a good one. Look at Barbara face. She's so fucking happy. Could that be her just slogan? Free guys that's a good one The artie extra tickets Like a me like you're setting a very good artie example

My friends are playing tricks on me RTS for Barbara's 4 RTS, four barbos. What? Four. It's a reference to it all, Simpson's joke. What else does he say? I almost got the livestream, the light stream. We also had our new event manager start up today. We did. It's been intimidate, or it's been weird to have to start this process of like information transfer. I feel like the way I introduced myself was weird.

How did you introduce yourself? He came in and got alcohol, right? I was raiding your booze cupboard, and then on the way out, I said, by the way, nice to meet you, I'm gathered. No, you know what's even weirder? It's such a shame. It's the way you get it.

What's even weirder is the way Michael did it. How? He also came in to raid our booze counter. He like squatted down, open up the case, and he started like pulling out bottles. I was like, what? I said, what, don't you need to cover something? He was, yeah, I got that. He was wearing blue jeans. He reached into the front pocket of his blue jeans and pulled out a glass about the size of that pint glass you have right there.

My god. Michael has big pockets. I don't know if he wears his pants super loose. I like work a pack. Where the fuck were you hiding that glass? He was even squatted. You figured like it would have crushed it in this pocket? Yeah, you pulled out a fucking... Yeah, I got this. Uh, Glasser was front pocket raising right there. He got the glass, he was like, I'm going to need both hands for raiding. So you open this pocket.

We had a red bull in the other pocket, didn't he? Yeah, yeah. When you get a tweet about it for the first time publicly, but the tickets. Probably tomorrow morning. Until tomorrow then, okay. Yeah. So we got a few minutes. Alright, Gus just said in the live stream that extra arts, EX tickets will be made available in about five minutes.

Go get them. This is a sponsor only journal, but they will be publicly available. We're only announcing in sponsor channels until tomorrow. Yeah. Okay. So we'll be, I mean, they'll be publicly available starting in five minutes, but only sponsors know about it. Yes. minutes, but only sponsors know about it. Yes. It's an excellent recap. So is that all the, um, our check stuff we're going to talk about? Uh, I guess I'm talking about nice right into the mic. Good.

I think so. In terms of our choice. All right. I'm really excited about the theme of this year. Hey, Jarb. Hey, Jarb, if I click add to the blog, can you do the matter anymore? I just tell you. It doesn't do shit. All right, everybody can't wait for the news that I can't wait Do you find that when he posts the journal it tells you it's failed and then post it twice? Yes

Almost always I'm not seeing that failed message in a long time. How long has it been since post a journal? Ah month or so. Oh, answer only journal. Just went out Thanks, B. You say you have something else to say Bern. Bam.? Bam yeah okay so can we talk about the thing the list you guys put out for our general trailer? Nope for RTX X axis. The list we put out for... You guys put out a list of spreadsheet with the schedule files. A certain thing? Yeah yeah can we talk about that? Yeah okay so maybe not exactly times yet because it's representative. I'm talking about my specific. It's a tentative schedule. My specific thing, which is you guys put out the list of signings.

We do them in pairs and we're doing them a little bit longer this year. We're doing signings for an hour and a half as opposed to an hour because it gives us a chance to see more people. It'll also be operated a bit differently this year. Okay. So then there's pairings. And so I went through and looked at the pairings. I'm with Matt Holm both times, both days. So that's like, that's going to be like career day at the

booth. So, no, no, no, no, I'm saying it's like, I just want to be sure that people understand it's like, we're not going to be conducting job interviews at that, you know, that'll be a long time. It's I tried to pair people who made sense sense like people who either are in productions together or or the minorities together. I put I put Gus with a Brandon one and then Ray with one. That was complete coincidence though. Let's most people wouldn't have noticed. Oh, I noticed right away. Most of it was just a schedule thing. Oh, yeah. I'm sure it was just a, it was just a nexus steak. That's you, hey, sorry. That was a stretch. It was a good one though.

That was a stretch. You're racist. But now, autographs are going to be a lot more well managed this year. So anybody who attended previous years, those mistakes will be right now. I'm doing less stuff for this one. I'm excited.

Like last year I did like 14 different. Oh, the center stage schedule isn't planned yet. So yeah, I'm doing less stuff because I want more time Just to walk about and like say I'll it's people instead of lagging it from one panel to the next constantly You don't like that. I think the panel is better. I'm I almost said Don't have me do any signings because I'll just either walk the floors or go to panels because Not because I don't want to see people individually. That's what the floor is for But because also the panel it's like the most amount of people can get

in there. Like we have some panel rooms that are 5,000 people, you know. But those signing sessions are like probably two to three hundred people. Right. You know, for even an hour and a half. And yeah, we also have multiple big panel locations this year. It's not just one room that can hold a bunch of people. There's multiple rooms that can simultaneously hold several thousand people. There's going to be a bunch of people, there's multiple rooms that can simultaneously hold several thousand people. There's going to be a lot of times where people are upset that two things they want to see are happening at once, but we have to do that in order to split people up.

So everyone can have a shot at seeing something they like? Yes. Now, before we get off of the subject, you move on to something else. Do you guys now want to apologize for mentioning our text Australia to the whole audience? Do you want to apologize for that? Listen, we do have like two or three minutes of fight. You even said you were going to talk about it and talk you want to apologize for that? Listen, we do have five cast.

You even said you were going to talk about it in the talk about it. What the fuck? You guys are punks of dickheads. Anyway, so when we went to Gavin, I went to you. Hey, is it weird that the podcast comes out tomorrow for the public party? Why don't you tell us about it? I'm seriously concerned about all this Australia talk. Just say him. I'm really worried about it. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. So we made a change in the podcast,

which we've talked about, I think about half a dozen times on the podcast, which is that every show at Rishi Geath now has a 24 hour early access window. We've been going through a long process of adding a 24 hour window for sponsors to watch a show before it goes live to this publicly on the site and also to YouTube as well. And we just moved the Ruchy's podcast, this show, into that as well. Whereas before it was, we recorded it live Monday night, and that sponsors could watch that, then Tuesday went live on the podcast to everybody, then Wednesday went on iTunes, and then the next Wednesday it went up on YouTube. Right? Right?

Yes. The following Wednesday. So now it comes out the next day, the same day it comes out on the Rushi podcast, it comes out on Shiamen.Rushi.com site, it comes out on YouTube as well. And people saw that as like, or some people, some people saw that as taking away a benefit that sponsors have. When, first of all, it's a big part of this initiative where we've added dozens of shows to getting the early window. And this is just one show in all of those dozens of shows.

And also, it didn't change the sponsorship benefit in any way whatsoever. It had no effect on it whatsoever. You could still watch it on the RISCHEATH website. Right. And that's the way it always was before. And now it's like, it comes out on YouTube the same time it comes out on the RISCHEATH website.

If anything, it just affected the iTunes window, which you were always defensive of, because iTunes is actually where most people download the podcast and listen to it. Podcast is way more popular as an audio download than in this video. And so the discussions that Gus and I always had about where I said, hey, let's get it on YouTube,

you know, get in the line with everything else. I just want our schedule to be less confusing to people because we have so many shows. I don't want people to have to like, stop and think when they want to watch the show. Oh, do I have to watch it here, watch it? I prefer if they watch it on the site. I'd prefer if they were sponsored. But if people are on YouTube and that's where they watch their content, I know we're not

going to change that. It's also weird that the podcast was the only thing that did that. Yeah, all of our con. The podcast was the one thing that had an early access window years ago. To begin with, yeah. And everything else did it better. We just were this legacy, weird thing that had never changed. And there were like technology limitations on the website

as far as like what video player would work and when it would window correctly. And it was just like, it was just a nightmare we didn't want to touch. So we finally reached the point where we just needed consistency. We just needed to be like everything else. And it wasn't like, oh yeah, I remember they do it this way

because they did it like that years ago and it just never got updated. And I want to be clear too, it's like a lot of times we talk about things where it's like, here's what we did and lay out facts the way that we did things. And it's like, that's the way it is. And it's like, but you're not really proving

anything wrong in that case. Because an issue of like a perspective that there's a problem, the perception or the perception that there is a problem means that there actually is a problem. Like that's part of our job is to message that better and let people know that. So it's like, I guess we'll be better about that in the future, but you know, this thing was all part of, you know, a long standing process to increase everything that's in the future, but this thing was all part of a long standing process to increase everything that's in the sponsorship layer.

Now that we've got that, we're going to be adding in more stuff, too. The Kyle, I was talking with Kyle the other day, he's about to wrap up on Machinima production for RVB 13, and they're going to start producing more of that sponsors-only content as well. Yeah, he did all that cards against Manoray stuff and... All sponsors. Yeah, all sponsors. It's weird to read that, too, because there's a lot of times when I feel like We like talk about the sponsor stuff and do too much for sponsors and like we're because they're a smaller percentage of the audience

And I feel like we're constantly hammering people with like oh, this is early for sponsors You can get like we just talked about the RTX tickets. We're gonna make these available the sponsors through all those channels first You know, we don't hurt them first. Yeah, well people can share it, you know, publicly, but other people won't even know the existence unless a sponsor shares it with them, you know? And it isn't that first early act. So it's like, it's weird to me when it's like, when I hear something over with people think

like the sponsorship offering is shrieking, when it's actually growing dramatically. So we gotta figure out a way to like, communicate that a little bit better. It's a lot of people to reach. You know, even if we keep repeating the message and driving the message home, you run the risk of the people who've heard the message multiple times saying, we're sick of people to reach. You know, even if we keep repeating the message and driving the message home, you run the risk of the people who've heard the message multiple times saying,

we're sick of hearing about this. Yeah. And you still have to keep repeating it to make sure you hit as many people as you can in the audience. And even if you keep repeating it, not everyone's going to hear it. We've been on the internet a long time. When somebody gets the message and they like it, they don't say anything. Yeah. When somebody doesn't get the message or doesn't like the message,

then they stop to talk about it. I've never seen that more than dealing with RTX. Like I still get messages being like, once RTX, what are tickets still on sale? It's just like, I could say these things over and over, but there's always gonna be someone coming in not knowing the information and asking it without doing research.

That's what I like about, I'm so excited about the new site, because I think we had a better thing in the past when Rishi.com you guys were huge members you Gavin and Barbara and pointy at you guys were big members of the original site you know which has gotten a little bit long in the tooth over the last few years but it was always a place where people knew they could go to find things out you know the end and find out information and that's one of the things I've always liked about the sponsored group is that I

Considered them to be like evangelists where they have all the information We give the information and then they tell other people and they correct that kind of thing So that's why in particular when a sponsorship issue comes up I'm like, what's you know what's driving that and what's causing that? However, ever since laser team I've identified something too, which is as the site has become like one of many social platforms that are out there and other ones have risen like Twitter and subreddits and stuff like that. There's a lot of people that contribute to conversations. I can use an example for laser team here where we did something with a trailer. We put the trailer out and there was a huge discussion about this should only go to backers first. You know what I mean? It's like we put it out at the same time as backers, you know,

to make the trailer available. There's a big discussion about that. And so I wrote everybody who was talking about it, I couldn't find a single person, when I wrote them and said, hey, if you're not getting your backer updates, cause we explain that in the backer update, get in your email address,

I'll make sure you're getting your backer updates. I couldn't find a single person in that discussion who was actually a backer. They were just like presenting themselves as backers and saying, well, I'm not a backer, but I just think that's really crazy. People have to be offended, even if it doesn't actually offend them. It literally can affect them in any way. I can see why someone, someone will be offended. Yeah. It goes back to the internet connectivity thing or the Xbox one when that was first announced. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

So it's easy when you see somebody say like I'm a backer or I'm a sponsor and this is like a big change and it's like art. Now I'm like I had to like kind of cast nine like are you because I can't really check that like I could on the site like there's a star and I see oh here's a sponsor and they're upset. It might be someone who's just like hypothetically upset which is like the thing we deal with now. It's like this is something that if I was involved with it

Would that would upset me so I'm gonna be I'm gonna be upset Let's like but they don't know the actual ins and outs of everything. It's really strange bullshit. Yeah, maybe I'm really They have a whiteboard so anyway, so so if you're if you're watching this Podcast on live stream it'll be available tomorrow night just like, and also be available on YouTube at the same time. Yeah. Which would be good. It's standard.

I personally think that YouTube is, you know, we try to keep YouTube just for our own business models. We try to keep YouTube a certain percentage of our overall views and try to keep down, you know, so people watch it on the site. However, I fully recognize that most people discover new content on YouTube. That's where people go to discover that stuff. So I think being out the same week on YouTube as we are on R usher G.com, I think that'll be very helpful in that process. I'm about to load up Twitter by the way.

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that's a really good deal to JW Mayor. It's a beautiful hotel, it just opened up. Which does seem like a very small web conference area this weekend, like, the second year. Yeah, it was at the JW Marriott. So the one that Brandon was sick for? Yeah.

Oh, yes it was, Barbara. Thank you for leading us into that discussion. You know, he was sick today too. He must be really ill. He was at the office today. No, he called that sick. He was here. He was here.

He was still here right now. I think he just didn't want to do the money morning meeting. Oh, because he was out sick. Yeah. But I was like doing that. He's just like, he's just money morning meeting. Oh cuz he was out sick. Yeah, but I'm just doing that You just like he's just throwing it everywhere. Hey guys. I'm sick Bye It's like what do we do Hey, Brandon you might have a lunch

So Gus Carrie miles Gray And so Gus, Carrie, Miles, Gray, me, and Brandon, that's a big panel. We were all like slotted to go in this panel for the Austin Web fest. Five more people than attended, right? Second annual thing. It isn't smaller, Khan, but you know, they're a growing event. And we were very happy to be there.

It was a good audience. There was one dude who came all the way from London for that event. To see you guys. He said England. He said England. I say London. Yeah. He said England. He said England. I say London. Yeah, he said England. You're correct

The and so we did that event but but before we did it brain and well funny It's funny because I got up. I checked my email and Brandon said Hey guys, I can't make the panel today because I'm feeling really really sick and then my immediate reaction was Oh, that's right. I'm on a panel today because I totally forgotten about it It brain hadn't cold and sick. I would have I would have been a dickhead and just not even shown up. It's either way it would have been down a person. Yeah, yeah, and then we went to the panel, it was a lot of fun, we had a blast. Like I actually, I feel like I haven't been on stage with you Gus in a while.

You did the immersion panel within the last year? Yeah, but a year ago. At RTX. We used to do this a couple of months. We used to do this a couple of months. Six panels a year or something. Yeah, but a year ago at RTX we used to do like every couple of months. We should do like a couple of months. Six panels a year or something. Yeah. But yeah, what's weird like talking like telling some stories sitting next to it is weird. I don't think we've been on once since RTX last year. No, I don't think we have.

Is it just like this? No, it's totally different. It is totally different. It is totally different. It's more like a story time than this is. Yeah, I'm like the podcast. Well, what's it's more like talking about Ruperupert in the history of Rupert teeth as opposed to me yelling at someone about how stupid seconds are you young Fuckers you get another couple leaves seconds on your belt. You'll figure out the fuck we're talking about You'll make sense to you. You need a little more a couple more experiences In the leapseple So yeah Brandon said he was sick I couldn't make it and me and Carrie and Miles. I think you were you were there too

We were all sitting down like before the panel was gonna be there using all the emails and we were like we know he's going to mess up. We know he's going to mess up. We're just waiting for him to tweet or say something about how he's out and about and sure enough it wasn't Brandon. It was his girlfriend started tagging him and stuff on Instagram. Oh, boss. So they were out in South Congress. So I sent I took a screenshot of it and I sent it to Carrie and Miles and they were here working at stage five. So they went around to everybody who was here working at the building

and they all started texting Brandon, hey, get well soon, dude. When you get better, I think you got like 20 text messages. Oh, it was before after you tweeted. It was around the same time. It got really, totally blind itemed that event he wrote on the Twitter he wrote

When you say you're too sick to go somewhere and your girlfriend tags you out and about and then Brenner applied to a gun. I'm sick I'm not dead Piece of shit How many messages do you think he got before he realized everyone was messing with it? I know anybody around his that I think he replied is everyone texting me am I dying or something? So yeah, totally busted. I had such a great moment today, which was like old school,

like Congress office or even like the Buddha apartment office, Rucherti, it was so great. Apparently, and I discovered this in like mid crisis, apparently there is a switch in the kitchen that if you, it's like over by the microwave. If you turn it off, it turns off all the machinima machines on the other side of that wall. Like entire red versus blue machinima environment turns it off.

Why is there, why is that a switch? And why is that connected to the machine? It's because they moved it up against that wall at some point. I don't know when. They used to not be against that wall. Well, surely they have UPSs and stuff. You would think that wall at some point. I don't know when they used to not be against that wall Now they're gonna have you PS isn't stuff You would think that would be the thing not But here's how I knew about it. There's some dude looking at a camera who was was looking up at the lights

Like this like as some lights were off and fucking Josh When he had a camera on the corner and he's like did somebody hit the switch? Did somebody did somebody hit that switch and the guy who did like, I'm trying to see if these lights came off. He goes, you just shut down all of this in the mud. You shut down our whole fucking environment. That is an amazing thing. No, no, no, let me tell you something. They know the switch is there.

They haven't removed it? I know. Why don't they put a piece of the tape in the hell out? They had to realize that Barbara taped it up. Yeah, and put us like, do not touch. Or tell. Or tell. We have a facilities person.

Or tell him, hey, can you have someone remove that switch and just put a wall plate right there? Gus, let's go back to like 2006, okay? We're in season three of RVB. If that's like your panel. If that's like your panel. And one of you motherfuckers hit it once, what would I have done to that switch?

You're gonna rip it out of the fucking wall. And you would have been, you would have been, you would have been reached in and gr- like you would have been a fucking Indiana Jones temple and doon style. You would have pulled it out and been holding it in the christmas. Shove the bag of style. My favorite part of this whole part right now is that you're like twitching. Yeah. Oh, there'll be two holes that they want in your desk and one in the wall. Yeah, absolutely. I would have been so furious. I would have liked to slide tamer through that wall to get that switch. Like I would have entered the room and like would have been like, what a slain tamer. Through that wall to get that switch. Like, I would go out of the room and like, always kept as much distance between me and the switch as possible.

It's like if the switch was by the door and enter it like sideways, like creeping around. What? They have this, like, the equipment of having a bucket of water on a piece of string. It's hovering up over the key. Oh, hey, don't hit that button. Otherwise, it blows up the gas main under the building. Just don't hit the button, everything's fine. Yeah. Hey guys, I'm just gonna have to everyone. Here's the command to delete the local like shared storage network.

Just don't use it, but here it is, it's just in case we need it. And I've linked it here, just in case. Just in case you don't have to type it in. You can just click it if you want. So did they lose a lot of work? Were they in the middle of something I assume? And it all got to be. You know? I don't know because I went, oh shit. You can just click it if you want. So did they lose a lot of work? Were they in the middle of something I assume? You know?

I don't know, because I went, oh shit. I kind of know what that means. They probably lost like, who knows how many RVB profiles, like characters. Also just setting up. Then they had been setting up. Like it's like three people set up 16 characters. Yeah.

It takes you like 40 minutes. Yeah, they lost a lot of fat probably. Yeah, they lost a lot of busy work time, like prep time. And I thought, oh, I'm gonna jump in there with them and I'll help set up a couple characters and that'll help them like get back on the feet. And then I walk like two steps in that direction. I went, nah.

Yeah, what? You were gonna be nice for a second and then you changed your mind. That's how they build experience. It's the solidarity that comes with adversity. No. So I noticed something, are you using your phone as a coaster? Mm.

I might be. Gavin broke his phone. I was using my phone as a coaster. I smashed my screen. Yeah, Michael tweeted about it. It bummed about it. That was at the pool. Yeah, I was wearing my short,

swimming shorts and the pocket is not very deep. And this giant stupid phone doesn't fit in the pocket. It fell face down and all of us were just like, That's pretty bad dude. What do you think? I know. It's a lot of things. I love that. I thought it was going to be fine because all of us were just like that's pretty bad dude yeah it's not it's a lot of things I thought it was gonna be fine because I've dropped my phone like that before and I picked it up thinking it was gonna be shattered and it was completely fine yeah I did a thing where I didn't want to look at it before anyone else so I picked it up and I showed everyone at the

same time I was like place your bets I think it's fine no no no and everyone's like oh how long you need to keep it now? I'm gonna replace do you know I've heard that you need $80 to get new screen. Oh That's why I got like Apple cab plus or whatever is that takes you to that is low enough to be worth the risk of never putting a case You know, say how much is a case 80 bucks? Yeah, cases 40 yeah, also you get you get two of them before they stop doing it So I get like I can smash it one more time and still get it repaired It's way better than we're using a case. I know. So I tell you have Apple Karen. Yeah, I don't have Apple care Yeah, well, I mean you're good for 90 days then. I'm good for a year 90s after about the phone. Mm-hmm

It's probably been long enough. I passed out. I think yeah, yeah, hey listen You and I know secret I we hate the iPhone 6 Plus. Oh, it's a third secret. I we hate the iPhone 6 Plus. Oh, it's a turd. I don't hate the I first 6 Plus. I just hate the OS and you might be absolutely correct because somebody told me on Twitter that they have the developer edition of iOS 9. Is that what it's the next one? Yeah, it was nice. And they said it's great.

It solves all the issues with Christ. I don't want a single new thing. Thank God they didn't launch those two things together. Yeah, the issues. I don't have a six. I don't know it's. Ah, you know how like you know a piece of shit on a plate. and launch those two things together. Yeah, that's cool. Where are the main issues? I don't have a six, so I don't know it's. Ah, you know how, you know how a piece of shit?

On a plate. Yeah, that's familiar. Oh, okay. Like, whenever my phone rings, I have to stand next to it with like a little plastic bag over my hand. Like, I'm launching a dog to get shit. And then I can pick it up and I can use my phone because that's how big it is.

Oh, you wanted to play a video? You can't because it's a piece of shit. Yeah, exactly. It just doesn't work. It'd be like pressing a play button on a turd. It won't do anything. Or like when you rotate the phone and nothing happens at all, you just have a piece of horizontal feces.

Yeah. So it's like that. That won't turn vertical. It just has many, many issues. And it's really fun. It's like also swiping, it's like it doesn't do that. Yeah. Anything you're watching on a periscope, I do that. Yeah, like, anything who's ever watching a periscope,

I do this. Like the last, the last 30 seconds, I'm gonna show you the last 30 seconds of every periscope I've ever done. Here it is right here, ready? That's it, that's it. So when you hear me say I'm leaving, just do us all favor and just immediately end the session.

I mean, everyone went there on periscope and they flipped the camera the other way. Everyone goes. We can see just the surprise by the way Yeah, they don't know what they look like. It's like the first frame of any go for Go pro footage is someone doing this Yeah, it's some dudes face. Yeah, because you have to press start with it pointing yourself. It's not always gathered Take it easy. Well one of the things I've noticed to my my periscope is you can't start it in the forward-facing mode. Yeah. You have to start out and then

flip it around. I've never used it. Yeah. Periscope's periscope's fun. And I think that our audience, there's a section of our audience, never done any vlogging content of any kind. And this is the only kind of vlogging I think people at Rochartee have ever done. You've kind of done someone with slow-mo guys, kind of. Because you do like bumper sometimes at the other thing. But I think that's the same thing as immersion. I'm not really called a vlog though. Vlog is more like about your daily life. That's about stuff nobody cares about. You know, it is a vlog in video. It's such a nuance too because like we would call this, this is not a vlog. But if you describe it to somebody who doesn't watch web stuff stuff It's like we get on camera and we talk into microphones about our lives. Yeah, and stuff. It's gonna address the camera though

See that's the new one. That's the nuance. Hey guys, so you look the wrong camera idiot. What are you talking about? I look dead onto the correct one. Wait, do it again You did it the same thing. You didn't do that before. He did. He did. I think because of the glare on your glasses It looked like you weren't looking at the camera. So look like you're like yeah, so And there's one camera. He leads into it like twice. I have no camera in my field of vision unless I do this They oh shit. There's a whole bunch over there right here. It's just one. How could I miss it? Do you have a giant red fucking light on it you have a lazy eyes you not know you guys not know what your camera which one is your camera like that's my camera that's my barber luckily there's a red light on it that turns on when it's all we just

do the rest of the podcast only staring into our cameras yeah that would be creepy hey guys where do you want to go you know I saw probably the greatest use of the 360 YouTube player greatest use ever What did your camera you two player? Yeah, let's tell you it was it was a K-pop dance group Practicing their dancing. Yes You did say it's like four women in short shorts practicing their dancing and you can like spin around if they're into 60 degrees to watch them all dancing. I'm getting all this in my personal vision.

It sounds good. And it was available up to 4K. So you can just set that 4K full screen. And then didn't they have one for? 4K? Yeah. On 360? Yeah.

It's pretty sweet. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? How does that make sense? It's 4K 360. No, I get what you're saying. You're saying it's the density of a 4K resolution if you looked into like this But it's actually much higher than 4K resolution because it goes all the way around

Right like if you sit in the YouTube player you know how you can do like the different resolutions You can sit it to 4K and still spin. It's like 4K extrapolated over the course of 360 degrees Gavin Can we stop doing this? This is actually really easy. I can't just do this. I was I feel like a newscaster in other news Gus is a goddamn fucking prank. Oh Yeah, this is the the non it's weird to see you can drag around that is like it yeah Yeah, I see like the girl in the right is the same girl in the left The weirdest part that to me is the way it like interprets the Non-recorded parts of the image like what is it?

It looks like come is that something on the screen? I mean on the floor. No, it's weird. It's gonna be a wood floor That's weird Hey, are you scared cut out of the wrong part? How you scared of turbulence? I love turbulence Has gone down from turbulence. I thought the same people have died in turbulence But a plane hasn't gone down. That's why I have to wear a seatbelt because you'd like banging head Yes, so I didn't think I was that scared of turbulence. But I got this apple watch now which meshes your heart rate if you wanted to. I don't know why you'd want to do that. And I was on a plane

recently. You honestly can't think of a reason why you won't measure your heart rate. You can't think of a ride. You don't know why you'd want to do that. I've gone 27 years of that I've been doing it. I've been perfectly fine I Want to go ahead so you're on a plane Yeah, I'm apple watch like a prick. I'm not prick first class. I see I just wanted to add Like first class So anyway, we like we hit some like mental turbulence

It was like the flight attenders leg there and sat down and strapped in. And I was like, well, this is hefty. I wonder if I'm scared of this. So I looked at my thing and I put it on the heart rate and it was like 70. I guess it was my resting heart rate on the plane. And I was looking at it for a while. I was like, I guess I'm not scared of turbulence at all. And then it went 120.

Really? Oh, I'm really nervous right now. Because I was like, almost got a little bit mentally. Well, I mean, I assume it, make sure adrenaline. I'm checking for it, guys. I'm a little behind, sorry. That's all good. I was just interested in that.

I was interesting to see. I wasn't talking to you. It was interesting without like going for a run or anything, how much your heart rate can go up. For no reason. Why do I need such fast blood at that point? So you're saying that it could be a good workout to just get into turbulence?

Yeah, like, burning fat now. I'm just gonna get up in the air. It's the turbulence. But what does the body need that for? Is it just so you like blood goes into your brain so you can make quicker decisions? Maybe your adrenal glands are kicking in. They've got some adrenalin going,

like ready to fight or flight. Nice. Yeah, I ready to fight or flight. Nice. Yeah, I guess so, fat plastic. So I was Meg went through a horror story, which was basically she tried to fly out of the Austin Airport on her Friday. I don't know if you guys have ever done that. Thursday. Oh, you're on Thursday.

On the Thursday, what are you crazy? Yeah. I would think Thursday would be even worse. She tried to drive a freeway to get there. So it was, apparently she ran to like the huge nightmares with with a carrier Called Delta That we won't mention this one carrier Delta like completely fucked her over

And like change your planes then cancel that plan or something like that Was it united? Oh, it's really switching united and then then the united cancel it Wow Meg bought flights on a different airline in order to try to make this convention she was going to Yeah, but that was a mechanical error right yeah, but there was Did you see that conversation Meg and she's not a mic so I'll repeat what she says here But there was a guy in Twitter who in the middle of it said, yeah, I don't know. I don't ever fly Delta anymore because I broke my leg on a flight and the pilots were really rude to me about it.

Like they didn't care. And I was like, okay, wait a second, buddy. I like I go, I got a reply to this. How do you break your leg on an airplane? And he said he was in the bathroom. They hit turbulence. The plane dropped a hundred feet and he snapped his leg in the bathroom. He snapped his back and ball.

Well, how else? How else do you break our leg? I think he said like 20 or 30 feet it dropped. Yeah, whatever it was, it snapped his leg. Was it still able to wipe? What's that? What was the wiping situation like? I mean like you break your leg on the toilet. You can still. Also, if you dropped 100 feet, if you dropped 100 feet, you'd smash your leg on the toilet you can still also if you dropped On the right if you dropped hundred feet you'd smash your head on the ceiling. I would think that's it

I can't stand without you should be sitting down. How do you break his leg sitting down? It's funnier to take the wipe. Oh Fucking joke dude. Hey, I just want to apologize to you when I asked to you to clarify what was obviously jokes So sorry about that guy so he broke his leg in the bathroom during turbulence. That's what he said. And didn't get an apology from the pilots? Is what his issue is? Listen, I could read between the lines on this. I'm sure the pilots are like, you of course are mad,

because somebody on the plane broke their fucking leg. How often does that happen? Yeah. Never to somebody break their leg on a plane. And the reason he probably broke his leg reading between the lines here is There was probably a sign going return to your seat and he didn't do it. Well, I feel it's taking a hefty dump Just know what you can yeah, you're gonna see it You have to get help right you gotta hit the button help you hit like the like the fight

You're saying after your broke his leg. Yeah, yeah, he's like can we help you sir? like the big of the fight. You're saying after you broke his leg, you know, he's like, can we help you, sir? I need some to come in and wipe me. You're covering me out. There was a dude on a flight I was on recently coming back from LA who got up as the plane was landing. Like it was about to touch the ground. This guy tried to get up to go to the bathroom and the flight attendants like, sit the fuck

down. What the fuck are you doing? We're about to approach. Yeah. I think. I think. I're probably like 200 feet away. Hold it buddy. I had a thing that's never happened to me before. Where I was, I'm usually the first one on a plane.

It's platinum. You just get on with all the first class people. There you go. There you go. There it is. Doosh man. Okay, again. I'm with you. I'm sorry. I made fun of you, but I'm with you. Because then you get all the bin space.

You just bungie bag up. So I sat at my seat and I was like, man, I'm with you. Because then you get all the bin space, you just bungie bag up. So I sat in my seat and I was like, man, I'm tired, I've been flying a lot. I'm just gonna shut my eyes for a bit. And then you kinda like, you're dozing, you're like, I'm doing this and like the plane's filling up. And I was like, and then it felt like a lot of time had passed. And I was like, where do we, oh, we're at 40,000 feet.

I didn't even feel the take off. And that's, I never happened before. I love doing that. It's like when you get down, normally I'll wait till the plane's done boarding. Then they feel the take off. I never happened to pull. I love doing that. It's like when you get down normally, I'll wait till the plane's done boarding, then they close the cabin door. I take my glasses off and put them there when they start the pre-flight safety stuff.

And I close my eyes and I try to see how far I get into the flight before I wake up. I love sleeping through takeoff. It's just like, how do I sleep through accelerating to like 500 miles an hour? It's like you get catapulted into the future, literally. It's like you're like, whoa, you're like throwing part way across the country. And then you wake up, you're like 500 miles an hour. It's like you get catapulted into the future literally. It's like you're like, when we're like throwing part way across the country

and then you wake up, you're like, oh cool, we're like half way there. And because I was like dozing in and out, I was like, let's MTCs and then I was like, it's Doctor Who, is that right next to me? I was just that like a Christopher Eccleston who was like the reboot Doctor. When did he start talking to him

like within the flight? I never know what a good time is. That would be weird to wake up. Yeah, I was like, I I can't believe I said that you turned over and there's docker. It was crazy. Yeah, I thought I was too scared to talk to him because he was, oh really? Oh, really? Yeah, I did though because I was feeling out my customs form and he had to do the same thing. He's on the same visa as me and his pen broke so I was like, Visa buddy? He was like, he ended up like, thanks for my honor. his pen broke so I was like, Visa buddy?

Yeah, it was like, you ran into him and my friends, they're my partner. You think pen? Both of his hearts were beating at 100. You beat for a minute, it was like double excited. Yeah, and then a nice chat,

so it was really nice bloke, really, we're just talking about our visas and how it's a pain in the ass. Yeah, there is. He looked baggage. He looks what? He's been a while since he was a doctor who. It's been a decade.

I was a little startled at how much older he looks because I've just seen him like, I haven't seen any of his work since Dr. Visa. Have you seen Thor too? Yeah, he was on Dr. Who it was it's been a decade. I was a little startle how much older he looks Cuz I'm just seeing him like I haven't seen any of his work since doctor. Have you seen thought to? Yeah, it was a bad guy Excuse me Have a yeah, I've been tortu what there's a bad guy The just my robots don't that store one their two dark world, right? So what's called isn't even bad guy thought to that's Loki It's his brother the love the brother's the bad guy. bad guy no wasn't like him is a badger the Avengers it's the words

well by the way did you know that's a lot of our is also in here is the invisible book i must have ever saw him though but he was a voice part look at, I'm thinking of all my clothes. So we just announced recently that we're having a laser team panel at San Diego Comic Con. And I think we ran into a really fortunate thing, Barabara, where obviously we would want Comic Con to be as big as possible.

But having a movie out there, we're competing with lots of other really big movies, you know, stuff that's out like Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 was just announced. Never heard of it. Get out here, Bulk. But they announced that Marvel is going to have no movies in San Diego with Comic Con. Like all the comic book franchises are not going to do anything for San Diego Comic Con. It's a Sony also not going to be there. There's like a big company.

Yeah, I heard it was Marvel and another big company that maybe DC will have something for Superman a Batman maybe They like they have to that movie comes out before next Comic Con right? I would think so yeah, and but like the big announcement They made was that Quentin Tarantino is bringing his new movie to San Diego Comic Con. Hopefully that is a very Non-comicon movie that they're doing that. So there I think they're like like Marvel not showing up at Comic Con is like That's a major tent pole. Are they trying to change their image? Nope. They just I think they said that I'm gonna have correction now was probably they might be trying to flex on comic Con a little bit. Comic Con is a weird organization because I don't think a lot of people know this but Comic Con

Is actually a nonprofit San Diego Comic Con. San Diego Comic Con is a nonprofit. We should clarify. They can't trademark the name Comic Con. Correct. So literally anybody can take the name Comic Con and use it. So any other Comic Con is not run by the same organization that runs San Diego Comic Con. Which is interesting because Comic Con, San Diego Comic Con, they run other events and they don't call them Comic Con. It's undercon. Right. That's in Sacramento. That's in San Francisco. Right. And I think it's announced he's going to be there, right? As well on the panel. I think that was that was that was really. That's going to be Jordan Lindsey Gus Matt Allen and Colton. For you. Yes. So Gus just just just the thing where he made a quiz call

look on his face and pointed at me. So yes, I am going to this panel, but people keep. People keep not understanding that I'm going to the panel, but people keep, people keep not understanding that I'm going to the panel. Like I actually like took a day off the front of my vacation with my kids, we're going to like a beach vacation for a week. I got it. And- It's getting none of the credit.

Are you flying platinum? What's that? I'm gonna play first, if you're not holding it. I know that my Apple watch told me that my board of cash. You're gonna play it, am I? No, why are you, gold? I don't know, talk about it.

Are you not gold even? What are you? Just regular? I don't lose it. Are you not gold even? What are you? Just regular? He's got us. He's got us. What's that? I'm a nobody. Wow, do you have to get like vaccinated and stuff?

So here's my question to you when you were platinum. And it was like, anyone who's platinum can board now. Would you just wait for everyone to go? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You know since I was platinum I got on the plane first We don't need to know that you got on before And then you bummed your back up to the top You said I got on the plane Don't why would I fall asleep if the plane took off two minutes after I go on I said I was bored half an hour before and I'm nothing I'm human Don't change who you are don't the moment you start thinking about the way you're gonna say things It gets you all fucked up. Don't change who you are. Just, you know, be a douchebag. That's what you're rocking. You got it, yeah.

I wonder cons in Anaheim now. Anaheim, California. It would be damned. They alluded to basically the LA, like between LA and San Diego. That's weird. That's weird. So yeah, you're going. It's what you were getting at before we distracted you. I would listen. I will do anything that they want me to do to promote laser team. I don't know why Gavin's not going. Why are you not going to the San Diego Comic-Con Palette? I'm a vacation Michael's not going so aside My Michael is not going to the San Diego. I said look guys. I'm going on vacation on the 11th That's the first day of my vacation. I got a single planned Comic-Con is like five days There's no panels on Sunday.

Just don't make a panel on Saturday. That's it. Just don't make a panel on Saturday. And I can't I can do whatever you need me to do. Maybe the panel Saturday at 8 p.m. It's like there's like no way. And so in their defense, it's not like we can make we can make we can muscle our way into a specific time. We're not like going to be in hall each or anything like that. You know what I mean? So I said I'll absolutely go. But then it's like I made this like I said to Matt Navon and I said okay Look, I'll take the first day off from my vacation. I'll talk to the kids about it I'll talk to Jordan about it. We'll get it worked out nobody deal. We'll do it everybody understands So I went through all that but then I keep reading these announcements that I'm not like Lista on the panel and I'm like I'm like so I'm not going right?

I'm not going on the panel. They're like oh no, you're going and then another announcement comes out and I'm not going on the panel. They're like, oh no, you're going. And then another announcement comes out and I'm not going on the panel. The names were submitted before they had that conversation with you. The names were submitted like back in April. But I also went through this with you like a week ago. Because they didn't tell me.

Right. Gus was like, Bernie's not going, I go, I'm going. That was actually you came into this like at like step four. Like I was like, I had to read from you. Bernie's not going to the panel. I'm like, I'm going to this panel i'm gonna be there no one told me you know i mean we came in for bid they tell the person who or who's organizing the thing it's funny because we talked about this this weekend at the pool of

you being like they're really upset that i'm not going and michael's like they didn't ask me they didn't ask michael to go i think that he they asked him once like but it's we think what i'm going i feel back no no i can't wait lindsay's going but it's weird they wouldn't bad. No, no, I can't white lenses going, but it's weird. They wouldn't ask Michael when Lindsay's going I think they asked him months ago and he said no because Andrew Blanchard's getting in to start his internship here Oh, it gives a fuck and that's the reason Fuck He's a little buddy and who gives a fuck and through To be honest, I mean you gotta make sure he doesn't like eat crayons and shit while he's here, but other than that

He's fine. That's why he has to watch it. Put it get one of those fucking like the dog cages where they create him look Great Andy for like a week. Just put him on one of those like little kid leashes and time to the fucking door knob He'll be fine to Ryan just throw sandwiches on the floor around him. No, don't tie up to Ryan. I have to get you. That'll work out well. And to be fair, my vacation was booked like 18 months ago. Listen, it's totally fair.

I was going to vacation. I should also go on vacation. You should. But I care about the company in our movie. Hey, what's up? Do you want to talk about how you abandoned me that night? Go ahead. Why not?

Gavin's like, let's get beds on the air cuz I'm jet lagged and I fell asleep I took a nap at like 8 p.m. and I slept all the way through until seven the next yeah I was texting I was like you coming where are you your text started off so friendly like still coming out boy all right if you don't come and let me know you're being a real pregnant so you went out yeah ooh you and who else some other some other folks from the company, so it wasn't just you seeing alone in the bar. No, okay, although I should have been way worse No, I was so excited cuz like Ben's I was excited too. I wasn't like can out. I just took a nap and it didn't wake up with my long

I thought you were ignoring me and I was like, that's exactly what you did. Did you board your bed first? What you did did you board your bed first Stadison is on bed flaking out isn't flaking out like I'm not gonna do that I'm just gonna a lot I'm just gonna go a one just not that's what you did I didn't intentionally miss the night out. I really wanted to go I was excited Let me ask you question so excited. Let's say you're on Sherlock Holmes 3. Let's see they hired you back. Because you did such an excellent job on Sherlock Holmes 2. You did. You did a great job. There's an amazing sequence. It really is. They hired you for Sherlock Holmes 3. First day shooting, you're sleeping. You don't go. Did you miss work?

Are you, you're not in miss work? I was just sleeping. No. I sleep. Thank you for equating that to the importance of coming out for I'm saying there's a difference between Is this between I can't be bothered and oops. I napt too long. What do you think flaking? What's your definition of flaking like? All right, and it's just saying you're gonna go do something and then not go and do it remember when we watch that that football game We have a Why you're deflecting and trying to change the subject from your flaking. I was just flaking out. You're flaking.

You have flaking. You committed to do something and you didn't do it. I flaked. I admit it. You can't admit you flaked. I'll see you calm us back. Is this why you also left after swimming? This is absolutely flaking.

Are you quitting? And you and I have an agreement we're supposed to make it up and I've asked you about it multiple times. I wonder what happened. We should do that. You're not explaining. What football do you watch? We were supposed to go into what's buzz palace game Oh, so yeah, they talked about this like now. He wasn't asleep. He wasn't busy. He was cold What did you do? It's cold. We just sitting at home. Yeah, I watched a game at home and I text him and he didn't reply

Oh, that's me Fuck him. It's a big boy. I like it. It's not replying to me because you just like didn't want to come. And I was like, just let me tell you, let me ask you something. Yeah, when you woke up, did you reply to her? I did. He did. Yeah. I replied like 6 am or something, didn't it? It was like 6.45. Yeah, I was like, I was like, I might, I might, I might. Oh, it's sick. Here's how you know I'm better friends with Gus and you are than that. Cause I get it on a santa. Hey, hey, Gus, you want to go see a football game with me? Do you want to go see like a

sporting event? No, but this is where, see there you guys, this is where I'm so shocked. I get the honest answer. It's like I felt like Gus and I were on that level. We made that agreement when it was still warm. It is. We made it agreement in the ball. And the game was in like January.

I was like, no, it's cold. I'm not going outside. Who could predict that shit that we could call in January? Who's side of you on? Nobody's, I hate you both. Also, we made it the fucking fucking fucking bowl. Also work and a night out. Do not care the same level.

You're absolutely right. It was soccer, that's why we didn't invite you. What you trying to say is work and my good friend Barbara. I would never be late to work. I would never miss a day of work. You actually did the worst thing, which is from what I'm understanding here, Gavin, is that you initiated it. You said, hey, let's go out to drinks. And then she showed up and you didn't come.

No, I think I... The barber initiated it. Oh, barber initiated it. The way she told the story. I said, look, get beds this week and you... Yeah, I want to get beds. I do, it's been a while, I'm excited about it. But I've been flying so much that my, I'm just, I'm not like jet lags, I'm just very sleep deprived because I keep having little nights You keep saying you're not things and then saying exactly what they are Which I like to like to me is when you're like asleep at the wrong time and you can't sleep It's like when you go to sleep at 8 p.m. And miss the next

What? What? What? What? I've done I just got involved I'm not jet lagging inside Guys I'm tired of traveling on police It's like 2 a.m. in the UK. That's when I would normally go to bed Why is your definition of jet like I don't I don't get it your body being on a different schedule on a different time

I'm saying I wasn't on the wrong schedule I'm just tired I wasn't going to better than we were time I was tired in the middle of the day Staying exactly I went to bed at 8 p.m. And slept for 11 hours I Didn't go and then I was I did those because not because I was not jet lag But because I was asleep from being up. I didn't get into a wreck my car just crashed into another one flip-dops Now I have one larger car

I was just like a little upset about this and then these guys just like take it on a whole new level What happened actually though something I can also flake to me flaking is like I'm never flake by the way Would you agree? What flaking is oh my god oh what flaking is not I'm being serious oh no you flaked on me so many times oh whoa oh when what usually you and involved going downtown I am yeah gobs met sorry okay maybe it's happened one or two times I am never flake so offended right now.

Sorry, are you really? You flaked on Michael, remember that time he kept texting you? And when you just didn't show up, I forget what that situation was, but. I was so asleep. I was asleep. Were you not jet lagged?

Were you just tired at a weird time? Look, I can say, like flying a lot is cool in a lot of ways. You get to see, you know, bunch of places in New Lucky and your lucky and stuff into pan. Yeah, I like it went to okay So I've been to England, Germany, France all on separate trips against Italy now Well, let's how you get platinum status. I it is so you're buy platinum you get platinum because you travel But you end up just worn down like emotionally I feel emotional on planes now. Yeah, I feel sad on planes like emotionally i feel emotional on planes now yeah i feel sad on planes i should get a good guy you got a little bit of breakdown with travel on text with me i did yet you think the wall with travel yeah i was just like one of the

which i have been over this ocean six times now in a month let's be clear though before you start talking about this this is going to sound like an absolutely do she think to talk about because there's a lot of people that aspire to travel internationally like that thing to talk about because there's a lot of people that aspire to travel internationally. Like that's a big deal. And that's a lovely balance you can find. I can travel outside of the US until red versus blue started. That was when I was 29 years old.

I'd never been outside the country. And then, but what happens is you get on a plane four times in three months and go across an ocean or go across like 12 time zones, and it just, it wears you down. It wears you down. Especially because we're not really like traveling, like the way normal people travel, we're letting the airport, we're going to a hotel, then going to a convention center,

then going back to the hotel, then going to the airport, then going home. That's not a yes to travel. Unless you're fucking Christa Marish and Josh Flennigan, you're fucking out with Adam Baldwin taking photos. Nathan's Filion and. Yeah. Yeah. The blast in Australia. It runs you down for sure. It runs you down. Which you may or may not be. I'm going to read the stuff. Thanks. Before you read that. What? I'll be looking at the RTPodcast hashtag.

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payments online. First $50,000 for free. V free. V free. Very very big distinction. So you said something a second ago that stuck with me. You said that you know you'd been across the ocean six times in a month or whatever. Can you imagine telling that to someone who it used to take months to get on a boat and be like listen, there's like a 75% chance we're going to make it. There's a 75% chance in three months we're going to see last. Should I explain that to a caveman? Yeah, it would make sense. Like two ships would leave at the exact same time and arrive weeks apart.

That's crazy. Can you imagine like leaving a plane like taking off at the same time as a plane and not showing up for two weeks? I think Louis C.K. did that, like when he talked about traveling across the country, like back in the Oregon Trail days. It's like you would leave the East Coast

on a wagon train headed for the West Coast for Oregon. And when you arrived, you were a different group of people. Like it was an entirely different group of people that showed up in Oregon. Then then started out. Yeah. People died. People came along like we're born. Yeah. And it's just like people born. That's why I think the sci-fi show Ascension had so much potential to me. And then they just kind of like approached it.

They took what I think is a great Sci-fi concept that people have talked about which is if you had an interstellar Colony ship there would be generations that are born on the ship and know they're gonna die on the ship without ever getting to the destination Like there's a group of middle people But the way they approach the show was so fucking weird and it was the almost like ruined they like ruined the vibe of what that meant yeah they ruined a premise that like somebody could have done really really although although that being said I did still like the show the show was still good show it ran three episodes and it'll never be seen from again yeah

yeah I think it just wasn't renewed I mean you don't get three episodes so essentially cancel yeah I mean three episodes is not get three episodes. So essentially, cancel. Yeah, I mean, three episodes is not really a huge commitment on the part of a network. It's like a mini series net case. They did the same thing with Battlestar Glacto. It was what four episodes? No, it was a, it wasn't like a 12 hour movie first or something?

They did a mini series first, with the first three bits. Oh, right, yeah. And then they made the series after the mini series did OK. There's a feature that I would love if it was added into games where I just picked up four out three again because I mean, I'm excited for four out four. I don't want to finish all the achievements in four out three. And there's a whole DLC I never played. What's your the mother ship?

Uh, the alien one might be the best DLC. Yeah, it's great. I'm really enjoying it. Mother should've said or something. Zeta. Yeah, so I'm like, I loaded up. I look at the last achievement. I got it's like the middle of 2011. Oh God is Literally four years since I've played this game and I know that I picked it up in the past like I already went back to it in the past Barbra's like closing off. She's done with this Join us a different

I just have never played Fallout, so I can't contribute. Okay. But yeah, I walked back into my house in Megaton, and there's that robot in there, like your mods were. Yeah. And how funny would it be if he was just like, Jesus, it's been, well, you've been four years, where you've been.

If they added that into games, that'd be so funny. That's like, there was a actual sense of real time, in it. Well, in the Fallout 4 demo, they kind of did that. In the demo, they showed it E3. Oh, I see. Oh, yeah. That was part of the narrative. That was part of the narrative. Not part of it. It's scripted. Yeah. I hate you. I hate you. It's like the idea of like, you can go places in real life where it's like, haven't been here in five years. That's crazy. And then to have the exact same

experience in a video game, like it literally hadn't been in my house in Megaton in four years. I have the experience all the time in Austin where it's, it's, I go to different parts of Austin, I discovered new things about Austin all the time. Like I can't put it in perspective for our audience, but for you guys here, to go to Mount Vannell in the past, I would always go on 2022 and then go to Mount Vannell Road. Right? Mount Vannell is, you just go down 38th Street, that's it. Like you just take a left on 38th from O-Pack and you're at Mount Vannell. Was that a new thing? They just added a straight No, just it's always been there. That's not the way most people go. Yeah More mostly go like out way out through this highway to go there

And it's like it's just like it's really in Austin you just go left and you're yeah It's like you go through like a neighborhood and upper mountain. That's it. Yeah, someone found a picture you on the plane a picture you on the plane. What is that meme? I don't know if you grow a mustache, yeah? What is that? Is that dapper gentleman? I've never seen that before. I don't know if you've seen that one. I don't know if you're doing that. I don't know if you're doing that. I don't know if you're doing that. It's really mean that somebody made a saying, oh yes, I do board the plane.

So uh... And when I do the doctor is there. I don't really want to talk about how you'll plan him on this podcast. You'll plan him for this podcast your plan for life because you bring it up yeah go figure you're fucking throwing me under your fucking douchebag bus now by the way I'm planning for a douchebag for you because I'm planning with my apple watch sure I'm planning for life they can't wait to get away from me

pop the story and so was the platinum thing screw it I am I'm platinum like you are you are you fall asleep when you had plans also That was also a part of the story. Yeah, I Listen The flavor to enjoy it with you air I think I was airing Zech Zech So Aaron Zech was asking question on Twitter today, and I almost replied but at the time I can't be bothered again. It says she was asking about getting a credit card that has an airline affinity attached to it and should you do that? Is there any good experiences? I would say absolutely. I don't I've never gotten a credit card that does anything else like cashback or

Whatever credit cards do. I've only ever had the airline one and that has paid off big time But it's because we travel so much and that's where you know I got like perks and something like yeah Well most of them if you travel enough it ends up because you think about like with those cards, they'll let you check back for free. If you're into that kind of thing. Yeah. With some of those cards give you the benefit of like gold and platinum benefits.

Not all of them, but or like they'll let you board first. Let me give you, let me give you a travel approach that we've never talked about that I tried with. I think Airlines hate this one simple trick. I'm my airlines Click here to find out I think I tried this with Meg when she was like lost to give this tip. That's where thumbnail for this week. Yeah Yeah, I love it Airlines hate him fight out why he has one simple trick

I'm gonna tape him, fight out while he does one simple trick. But if you ever get in a situation where there's like a big weather front that goes through somewhere that cancels a bunch of flights or something happens in, you know, some of the cancels a bunch of flights and like everyone's at the desk and it's like a two hour line, what this happens? Which is two hour line for everyone to like

rebook their flights. Immediately stop, immediately. Go to the club, whatever airline club there is, the lounge, the lounge and pay the day fee to get in there. It'd probably be like 50 bucks. Then you can determine whether or not waiting in a five hour line is worth 50 bucks to you or not. But if you pay to get in there, there are people inside those lounges who actually are way better at rebooking tickets than anybody else in the entire airport. I did that coming back from E3. You did that because our our flight was delayed six hours because of the tropical storm moving through. I was like oh it's got to be another way to do it.

I wasn't I didn't have club access with this airline so I went in. I paid the fifty bucks went up to the ticket. It's just like you said, there was a line stretching down the terminal LAX of people waiting to rebook. I went in the club. There was nobody there. There were three agents waiting to talk to anybody. There's like shooting the show with each other. I walked up.

I was like, oh, hey, I'm flying Austin. Flight's delayed. Is there anything else? They're like, oh, yeah, let's help you. And that time they're like, no, there's nothing else because the drama is closing all the airports in the area. Also, usually that's why in this. But then I could get drunk in the right. It was like, okay, sweet's nothing else because drop storm. It's closing all the airports in the area. Also, usually that's why in this... But then I could get drunk.

In the... I was like, okay, sweet, I'm gonna sit down for six hours. I was free boozing, and I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, and if it's a relatively big airport, usually a huge spread of free food as well. Yeah, so if you don't feel like spending, you know, 20 bucks on a sandwich and a drink, pay 50

and like have some luxury. Yeah, also free beer and lots of yogurt puzzles. Why buy? If, oh, why buy free? oh, why fight I sent Adam Baird a screenshot from the lounge in I think it was LA a couple of weeks ago. I Yeah, it was LA. I remember it was in Wait, no, I was in one of the clubs and the Wi-Fi speed was the fastest public internet I've ever had How fast the download was 150 megabits and the upload was 150 megabits on a Wi-Fi laptop. That's probably as fast as your Wi-Fi could do.

What the fuck? That's awesome. And typically the toilet is great. So if you're going to take a dump in an airport, do it in the lounge. Yeah, it's true. Because you get like an actual room. You get like a little cubby. Yeah, it's like an individual.

You're not like looking at someone's feet under the thing. You get your own room. You can take your time, up your crap put your bag in there with your plenty room You get a lovely poo and you're done floor to ceiling door None of this like yeah, it's like a partition. It's absolutely worth the money if you if you're in need I don't do it every time there's a lot of people you can get $50 worth of money out of it from just the boo the free boo's free Beer and wine. You know what's crazy though? I don't, because of the way the miles system works with all the airlines, on American you share miles with a lot of other airlines, the one-world alliance.

My favorite is, air linguish. Every time, every time. Every time, yeah, every time. So basically like, Heathrow is basically the British Airways hub. But with my American Airlines platinum status, I'm talking about it again, I'm saying go ahead. So basically like a Heathrow is the is basically the British Airways hub But with my American Airlines platinum status I'm talking about it again. I'm sorry You can get into the lounge free. No, you have platinum. I can't get into the American one for free though That cost money. No, it's a weird how that works. Why don't you just buy a membership? You travel so much. I have one here Okay, so I I pulled up I I I was so happy I wasn't a hundred and fifty megabits

But I was so happy with my speed test that I took a screenshot of it and I messaged it to Adam Baird That's so early. That's amazing that up. The speed is amazing for Public Wi-Fi at an airport six millisecond ping. I just I sat there and I played a hard stone Not stop is that the long yeah for a bit? We like I'd love to see a facelight off. Yeah, I was I was using it I was browsing the internet for a while. I was like man the internet's really fast I'm gonna be that's Gus at his happiest Yeah, I

So you talk about the free booze at the club. So you know, I talked about how people are by the way in Twitter are amazed They have no idea that these clubs exist there. Yeah are. Almost every airport. And each airline has their own version of it. Right. It's hard to find them. It also has two of them. That's the United Lounge and the American Admiral's Club. The American Clause of the Admiral's Club, United just calls it the United Club.

And yeah, you just, so at LAX, for example, LAX has, in the American terminal, terminal 4, they have one Admiral's Club. But in the United terminal, in terminal 7, they actually have two different United clubs. There's one closer to the security area if you go when you take a left-it's right there. If you keep going down Terminal 7, though you can take an elevator up to a more secluded one, that's where I got the fast internet. It's like further down the terminal, and most people don't make the walk.

Also, if you want free Wi-Fi, find out where the Ademirals Club is and stand right below it. That's true. You'll get on the Wi-Fi. Like gate 13, Austin Airport, you can just get the admirals club Wi-Fi. Just stood at the gate. Next time we go, there's gonna be like a bunch of people standing around like Rudy's barbecue. That's where it is you go and do that. There's a heathor, there's two levels of lounges too.

There's like the galleries lounge, which is the one that normal people like us can go into. And then it's the Concord lounge, which is only for first class if you've let paid for a first class ticket. Oh, okay, you're reminding me of something funny. Is Ashley's here or Blaine? Either him here? I don't see Ashley. Oh, that's Ashley. So, we were coming back from E3 and we went to the lounge. I got Ashley and Blaine into the lounge in LAX.

What you're talking about exists in LAX. That animal thought there's like a there's like a left turn that you can't go down if you're unless you're like special in some way. Yeah. I assume that's the celebrity part of the line by invitation only but exactly right. Like there's like a scanner with like a retinot thing. Everything they go into that part of it. Don't get my scan. But we were sitting there. We were we were having a bit of a laugh because we were listening to this guy right across from us The guy looked like he was like 80 But he's on his phone and he's like aha aha no No, I ordered the pit boy edition, but they were sold out so I got one on eBay

I got it for $300. So I'm all good. Yeah, I've got it I was like who's this old dude playing fucking fallout for in to pick a way to see much of it in the industry in some way? And while we're sending a listening to him, this page comes over the announcement saying, uh, Mike Barnes, Mike Barnes, uh, Mike Barnes, please come back to the, to the front area. Remember, those of you who don't know my name is Michael Burns. That's where Bernie comes from is my last name Burns. There's Paging Michael Barnes, Michael Barnes. And I go, I think Barnes, I think Barnes, it's not me. Then they paged again, because the person didn't come. Michael Barnes, please come up, recheck, recheck.

And I was like, okay, I guess I'm going up. So I walked up and I said to this lady, I said, so we're just set a coincidence. I said, lady, I said, I said, I'm Michael Burns. Are you Paging Michael Barnes? She says, I paged, I said, I said, I'm Michael Burns. Are you paging Michael Barnes? She goes, I paged Michael Barnes. And I said, I'm Michael Burns. Are you saying Burns or Barnes?

She goes, I paged Michael Barnes. You're Michael Barnes? And I go, I'm Michael Burns. She goes, hold on a second. She goes, Bernie, Bernie, and I go, what? And she goes, hold on. Bernie, the person who were left with me, Bernie, this lady, she goes, Bernie. Did you pay to Michael Burns?

And she goes, Michael Barnes. And I go, okay, I'm fine. And she goes, she looks at me, she looks back, she goes, whatever. And this guy walks up and he goes, she goes, is he with you? I go, I'm not with this guy. He goes, I'm Michael Barnes.

He's like, you know what I'm saying? I said, I gotta get out of this situation. I just imagine you being in this like spiral of crap. Just pulling I got in shooting out of this thing. Who was that first? And it was so, so improv to you. That happens so naturally.

When she goes, she goes, I page Michael Barnes. I go, I'm Michael Burns. She goes, hold on a second. Bernie and I go, why? I just seem like an insane person. Oh my god. Someone have faulty towels. It's a now I know there's a lady who works in the LAX

Admiral School of Her Name is Burke. She's page-ed Michael Barnes. Barnes? Michael Barnes. You got to think? Yeah, so Gavin and I both did a tied video this past week that was put out. I didn't even know you'd done one.

Yeah, Gavin's like, oh, you did a video. It's like, yeah, I can't have the same day as yours. But I got covered in Mac and Cheese by a bunch of people at the office. Oh my God. The best part was I had no idea that I was gonna be filmed in the reverse there. So in the back, I was just there to watch you get Mac

and cheese thrown at you. So I'm just sitting there super just interested and you feel like free-stream it. Look at me, I'm just like on my phone like, like, dead pen. Which is this thing called the tide challenge, which is basically you get your favorite garment full of something and then tied the little pods have to get it out. And they for some reason chose mac and cheese the most disgusting smelling substance in the entire world. But why is it smell bad? Because it's

just like it's not real cheese, so it gets dry. No, it's made with real cheese. The cheese sauce? That's what it says, right? Made with real cheese. I don't know, but it gets all like hard on you. Yeah, for a reason.

Well Canada will call it mac and cheese. Craft dinner. They call it craft dinner. Yeah, I didn't get covered in anything because I have done like, I was just like firing. Although the Canada we use was firing chocolate sauce although the the canna we use it was firing Chocolate sauce and stuff it just looks like it's firing VCs it does the screenshot especially that used for the thumbnail. It's pretty child look horrifying

So there's like a night gone raw. They dumped all that mac and cheese on Barbara like I said I was there and all I could think of was that scene in Carrie where she's you know covered in blood and I just kept asking People have you seen Carrie? Anyone's like no? That you're saying Carrie's shot cross. No, is that what it was? I was saying Carrie because they're like no, I don't know where it is. And you're saying no, I haven't. Dude, I keep saying Carrie and Carrie the same way.

Carrie, Carrie, Carrie. Carrie. Barnes? That's the same. I just showed my kids they'd never seen Jurassic Park and they'd never seen back to the future. Either one of them. So we sat and we watched both of them back to back both both of them back to back on Netflix They like it. No, I don't know. Okay. Oh, they loved them. I mean they were like they're like we don't watch this

This movie's from when it's like 92 or 94 Like we started watching Jurassic Park and they were just like I mean they locked in they took hardcore locked in It's a very good movie JD was up to like one in the morning watching back to the future with me. Well, there's Kerry Yeah, pretty accurate. Don't be anxious anybody. I know you probably know guys. It's escaping me. I do know that is sissy space That's right right? No got that Yep, I ran through this thing the other day where Marcus I Our production designer our director Marcus that guy is fucking awesome. He's incredible

He like we did your office. He could make anything he is convinced. He's awesome He's awesome and he made us a main cabinet where you can like rotate the screen like it's a big wide screen TV you can rotate it from like portrait view to landscape and It's incredible, but there's all these old games on there. And I've been showing people old games that, like arcade games that nobody knew about. Like, I showed Michael this hockey game and I showed it to you, Hattrick,

which is a one on one hockey game. Yeah, I know Hattrick. Yeah, it's like, that's a pretty, look at what she's wearing. That's a pretty obscure arcade game. Like blades of steel, I think most people know that hockey game. But then I showed, it's an Apple watch. I was trying to show off Rob off robertron talking about robertron how it has to joy

stakes there's literally a good find single persons company who knew what the fucking robertron was and this is a video game company that that that's insane to me there are a lot of games on that machine but guess robertron is like there was like eight video games in the in the mid eight years that was all there was it was like Pac-Man Well, I would say like Kong Robotron Defender

It's like there worked at many titles the fact that people know that's Robotron right there people didn't recognize it when I showed it to them Yeah, everyone is the classics. That's not one of the classics I You're in the same person like what we don't say like to set the class in the game It's right you're naming all the game. I'm a robotron. It's a Williams game So it's like defender and Stargate and do you know sinister? You know that game. No, it's in a start Well, you see stargate I heard of that one what you got stop talking. Do you know what defender is of course?

I've talked about defender many times No Do you know what defender is? Of course, I've talked about defender many times. And she said, no. All right. Oops, I broke my... I broke one of the little bands. I'm sure that was Gus's fault. Sorry about that. Yeah.

Okay. All right, we're going to have to have like an arcade like educational experience. But why not educate someone about something more productive? What was the game that shipped with the Atari 2600? What did come with? Combat. Well, I was asking you, I was asking with the Atari 2600 what had come with Combat well, I wasn't asking you. Oh, oh Come back. You're looking at me. No, I don't even know the Atari It's a defender. No, that's the sequel to defender. What is it? Those are the things but if you pick up on people and you go to the Stargate then you can like warp to other stuff

It's defender. It's Defender. It's so rough. That's Defender. So Williams was like the big company that made them? Yeah Williams was a, so like Atari had Activision and then Williams was a big arcade. They made Defender, they made Sinistar, they made Robotron Stargate. Probably something else bigger than I'm forgetting or slipping my mind right now. It's just weird, it's just weird. But there's no reason why you should know it.

I was just shocked. It's like if somebody was in film school or you worked in a production company, somebody said, I never heard it. They made a second godfather. I don't know. We don't make video games. What's that? We don't make video games.

We study, you know, video games. We do a lot with video game culture. To not know Robotron was like, is that defender? That's defender. Oh, that's right. It looks absolutely like that. It just looks like it. a lot of the video game culture. To not know Robotron was like, is that Defender? That's Defender. Oh, that's pretty bad. Absolutely, I did too. It just like, what do you, Gus,

did you go to Arcades? Yeah, of course, yeah. Like what is the quintessential arcade game to you? It's different for everybody. I know, I was asking you. For me, the game I probably played most in the arcade. This could be a later game, was probably Street Fighter II.

Okay, let's wait a little, let's catcom. That's a Pac-Man's up there. When I was in, when I was in, when I was in, when I was in, when I went to France and I was walking down the street with Dan and I just heard, through these master speakers, I was like, what the hell is that?

I've been hearing this all day and there was a guy just stood like this on his phone but he was playing Space Invaders on a building. Wow. Really? Yeah. Like it was being projected up onto his building and it was like the biggest screen I've ever seen. He was just like going like, and anyone could watch him just playing space invaders. Have you seen the trailer for that movie? They're doing all the pixels?

Yeah. That was a great short. That was a great short. I don't know what it's going to be like is. As a whole movie. We'll see. It's got Peter Dinkley click part two Peter Dinkley's with a mullet. Yeah, yeah, it was cool That anyone could download the app and just play on this building. He just had to like that's that's really cool

Let me ask you guys a question have any of you ever have all of you played space invaders. Have you played space invaders? You played space invaders. Yeah, okay Is that it skeptical now is it's the uh i've had mirroring to the apple TV i don't know if we if we have signal from it someone someone uh someone has a comment about you that's talking about his robot game you said you son the bitches you if you want to utter you have a fucking anime avatar it's a split-two avatar what what it's a split-two avatar that's a new game it's a Splatoon Avatar. What? It's a Splatoon Avatar. It's a new game.

It's a video game. I don't know if you know about it. It's on the system called the Wii U made by Nintendo. Is that game any fun? I played it for years ago. With Mario Kart 8 and they had Splatoon. And Splatoon was no fun. Splatoon's a lot of fun.

Oh, people seem to like it. Another thing that I saw when I was in France was the Uber app, like I went to call an Uber, and there are little helicopters flying around on the map, and there's this thing called Ubercopter, where you did that, right? No, I didn't do it. Why not? I told you to do it! I was just ridiculous!

Why would I take a helicopter? I do it! When else could you say you called an Uber and a fucking helicopter landed? It's basically a cost 160 euros and like 50 extra for every person you're with. Or for baggage stuff. For baggage, yeah. And it was awesome. Imagine that if you're like traveling in a six and just like we'll pile into this chopper and go to niece or wherever.

It was cool. You should have done it. And I tweeted this picture. I was like, you know, cars are for losers, like being funny, I was like, you rich piece of shit, flying the helicopter, I was like, I'm not, I didn't take the Uber helicopter, I was just showing the fact that it's interesting, you could call a chopper for an hour.

You know what, you didn't do it, because you're not planning on with the helicopter, you couldn't get up first. Couldn't fall asleep first. It's cool though, imagine being able to order a helicopter from your phone, that's crazy. You know what I mean? I see, that's like how it works, isn't it, you just cool.

Anyway, from an app, it seems cool. It's, that's like how it works, isn't it? You just call them. Anyway, from an app, it seems cool. That's incredible. That's pretty hella pads and you could just go to one of them and it would pick you up and hoist you with. You know we have one experiment? Maybe we can get the Allen or Chris to get a sponsor for this. We should figure out how much it costs like renting Airbnb,

Uber, Copter, all that stuff. How much does it cost to live as a billionaire for a day like everything at the highest level Like what does it cost to like rent all that stuff for just one day and live like a billionaire for one day like rent a yacht Yeah, yeah, and land a chopper on the back of it like get up. What's it marki jet? Will you like charter? Can I come back for a immersion? Can we do this bring on back billionaire simulator? How much does it cost a little to live a billionaire for one day? Go in the corn-cold lounge.

Why is he doing a set budget if it was like $1 billion? A billion dollars. No, $900 million. There you go. You're doing the billionaire lifestyle for less than a billion dollars. When they got rid of a billion dollars is so much money, wherever you have spent a million dollars a day

for a thousand days. That's crazy. That's nuts. Balance accepted. A million dollars a day. Or I'm gonna say a million dollars a year for thousand years You couldn't do it 10 million dollars a day for a hundred years a year 10 million dollars a year for a hundred years

I could do it. I could spend a billion dollars. Anyone could do it But you just be like oh after a while Yeah, I'm so sick things would just have no value. Yeah, you'd be like paying to ubacup to stick crash into each other just for a lot have no value. Yeah, you'd be like paying to ubacup to stick crash into each other just for a lot. We have definitely talked about this on the podcast before, but a billion dollars like a million seconds is two weeks. A billion seconds is about 40 years. It's a huge discrepancy. That's when you put it in that perspective, that's crazy. It's crazy. It's

really crazy. God, I want a billion dollars. What's that? I want a billion dollars. You know, can I know somebody who has a billion dollars? Can I want a billion dollars. What's that? I want a billion dollars You know somebody who has a billion dollars. Can I have a billion dollars? I know somebody with a billion dollars Marcus not Oh, yeah, I know him about his phone number. I'm even my phone. You never met not before I've met him But I have his phone. I can't call him. What'd you what you guys talk about? It's close enough No, I'm not gonna talk about someone. I really talk about someone from the company who went to his house during E3. Oh, Michael, yeah, Michael went.

Michael, Michael, we're not trying to barbecue in the last, not Michael Jones. Not Michael Jones, sorry, Michael had one or director of games at the games division. And not trying to barbecue like the last day of E3. And it was like the hot ticket to go to not just thing. But it was also like, I think it started like 4 p.m. You know, he also threw one of his

No, no, we the show lasts until six that day. Oh, so are you invited? What's that? Are you guys invited to go? You just by right. I'm giving all the reasons why obviously wasn't invited Because I was obviously had obligations and not to do about this and I don't want to trouble him You know, I know what I don't want to make him feel bad for not being able to go. But he also do one of his like ridiculous like over the top parties like party dot oh, what is it? What do they call those things? Party plus plus. Yeah, it was like some programming name for a party like where they had it inside of a globe in the middle of a stadium or something like that. So yeah, it looks amazing. Yeah, it looked pretty, it looked pretty amazing. But we were like every day after the show we just went home and like stared at the ceiling in the fell asleep. That's what I did at least. Yeah

What's about time to wrap up? No, I'm having so much fun. I'm cutting it. All right. You're cutting it. We're done. I'm cut Go buy our tickets to get out Little Dave Kuhi are there Hey, why do we have subway sandwiches today instead of people see you guys next Monday Some decision was made so much is I love you Over here In the house ladies and gentlemen, it's the rooster team. We're running low on podcast theme song. Podcast!

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