Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #331

Episode Date: July 8, 2015

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So they do that in every live show. I remember SNL was watching live and they had like one of their, they're like effects guys. Yeah. Oh, they had one of their effects guys just like in one of the shots and like spike camera and then he got back down and then I watched on Hulu and I was like, oh, I guess they used the other like take they did because they have like a pre show before it. The best thing that if you're in that thing is don't go don't if you do the

headlights and the camera thing and run off if what you do is. If you're in the headlights. Yeah yeah what are they saying? Headlights in the camera. Whatever. You know that old expression headlights in the camera. I'm gonna come back to it. Yeah yeah but then you just what you do is you just pretend like you're supposed to be there and you kind of walk off. Yeah, yeah, but then you just, what you do is you just pretend like you're supposed to be there and you kind of walk off. Yeah, but they gotta have the realization first.

You know, I mean, it's, it's stuff for a lot of people to have the internal realization that they're on camera and not supposed to be and not externally express that. Look, at this old West Sea and on SNL, there's a dude wearing a headset and wearing the gloves who's on the screen for no reason. And there he goes. The news clip with a text walking a by in the background and he like does a full flop like face plant to get out of the way the camera,

but he does it in full view of the camera. Like it's a total wide shot. So he's like crawling along on the ground. Yeah, but he doesn't know him. So maybe it's tight. No, he doesn't know, but it's just like nice ever but he made himself way more obvious. Just keep walking.

The best I've ever experienced in real life was in college. I was, I did like videography stuff at film weddings and things. I was filming a conference on picking up like pickup artists. That's a real thing. Like it's a conference for people to talk about how to pick up women or men. Yeah.

And there's just like the expert, the expert that they brought in was like talking and I was like Interviewing him or I wasn't interviewing someone else was interviewing us filming it You're talking about how like you know, it's great opportunity The more you tell a story the more confused I get it to what happened every anyway There's he's talking about how like how these people are really good at you know They're just they're learning to be sociable and all this thing in the background. There's a sky walking Like this like the exact opposite of what he's explaining how everyone is and he goes they're learning to be sociable and all this thing. And in the background, there's this guy walking.

Like this, like the exact opposite of what he's explaining how everyone is and he goes, and he just freezes. And then he does this, like, it looks like you try to walk slow motion backwards out of it. Like a cartoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know why that's people's reaction. I had a guy who at TSTV, the TV station where we worked together, or what you guys worked years after, was there, in college we all worked there. And there was a guy that we had for a PA one day on our first movie we ever made called The Schedule, which by the way, when I was moving this week, I found three copies of that on VHS.

Should have said that. Yup, shouldn't have said that. We have one, I know where they are. I know where they are. What? I know where they are. What's on beta? Where are they? Well, I'm gonna tell you don't say or yeah That's just a locked away those they locked away

But we were filming outside one time and it was it we had this we had this can scoopic Matt and I we're shooting on film 16 millimeter film and it was a can scoop it get took a hundred Foot rolls of film which was about two and a half minutes So we can film and then we had to take it out and do another shot or do another series of shots. So we had this one long take outside it was a picnic scene and we were gonna shoot the wide shot for two minutes and 15 seconds we had it all timed out so it's just enough to take up a whole real film and every time we pushed that button it was like five dollars a second burn it.

A development cost and film costs and everything else so we're very conscious of it and Tony, this guy, who from the PA from TSB, who was late that day and so we're rolling, we're about a minute in and all of a sudden, I see Tony coming like, I'm coming from this direction coming towards camera and he's walking so I just stand next to the camera, I'm like, I'm like trying to like get Tony's attention I'm like, hey, just keep walking, just like this, hey, walk, just keep walking you're a guy in the back and I'm like trying to like get Tony's attention like hey, just keep walking just like this. Hey walk Just keep walking your guy in the back and just keep walking sure enough you fucking sees me and he goes Like total vaudeville and like stop voting goes work And then he goes like he literally holds his hands out in front of him like Fred Blitzdown and goes up on his tiptoes and goes

It was the most ridiculous thing to be ever in the background of a shot. Did you ever heard the story about? I guess it was $800. Yeah. Did you ever hear the story about the guy who got put on the air on a BBC newscast mistakenly? Oh, yeah. He was there for a job interview for an IT position, but they thought he was another guy with the same first name, who was a technology expert.

Yeah. So they brought him out onto the set. And then they just like turned the camera on. They're like, what do you think about, you know, whatever you think about, he wasn't sure who was part of the job interview. And then I got so big though when he first realized that he was on camera. And then barely afterwards he was like, Hey, that was great. If you ever wanted to do that again, let me know. They're like, wait, who the fuck are you? That's the same as when Obama had that sign language interpreter. Oh yeah.

Who would you like some dude that's making stuff up on the fly? Yeah, he was just, and everyone, he did it with such confidence that everyone just assumed he knew what he was doing. And he didn't know any sign language at all. You look just like him, Chris, you could be a fake sign language interpreter. That's how Chris podcast is sign language proficient. Hey, when you get something, Gus, like say you get something that you like. Okay. Do you, you, we get it again. It's happened once or twice.

You get it again. Like that same thing. Of course. Okay. When you get a bad version of that thing, is that it? Are you done or do you like, you go back in like, see, I got these shoes, right? I'm a sucker for punishment. I got the, I got these shoes.

I had, I had a pair of these shoes. They're colhons shoes with Nike air soles. I liked them a lot. This is not a moment of smotters, but I had these shoes. I had a pair of these shoes. They're coal-hung shoes with Nike Air Souls. I liked them a lot. This is not a more of a smotter. But I had these shoes for a long time. I had them for like four or five years, one pair of shoes. So I bought another pair on Amazon and I got them. And like in the first month, like the soul is like torn off the side here. And like this whole thing's coming apart. And then the other shoe, it's like the bottom of the soul got all like ripped apart somehow. Like the back of the heels all ripped up. So I'm like, foolishly going back and buying another pair like this has to be a defective one.

Do you think that maybe that's like a knockoff? I don't think so. Or it's like a different, it's a different robot that made it. Did they change your manufacturer process? Yeah. That's what I think happened in the five years, but who and I bought the two pairs of shoes, but I'm getting another pair. I forget how to save money, save an extra 50 cents in production. I'm told this one. So let me tell you about something that I bought,

that I regret. Oh no. And that I hate. I know what you say. And it's a giant piece of shit. I want to say you didn't actually buy it, probably. If it's what I think it is. What did you buy that you hate, Gus?

Coin. Yeah. The only one credit card solution? Yep. It's like a zero in one credit card solution. They could have shipped me a box filled with shit and it would have been as effective as that piece of crap. Probably not probably not a true state. Okay, so the coin swiped one time. So I would get a piece of shit to swipe once through a credit card reader. It would be as effective.

Good luck with that. Where did it swipe properly? It swiped at a coffee shop. And it was the first time I used it. It was the first time I used it. It swiped. I was like, yeah, it's the exact, boo. Yeah. And it feels like an index card too. Well, and the coin is, we've talked about it before, but just in case you didn't watch every podcast, coin is this programmable credit card that we both backed. Not really on Kickstarter, it wasn't a crowdfunding thing, but it was like a map, one of the pre-order, it felt very much like a crowdfunding thing, where we were pre-ordering something, and then a year and a half later it showed up. And you could put like up to eight credit cards or gift cards or whatever in it. And that way... No problem, that works great.

Theoretically, yeah, you can put your cards information in no problem. And then theoretically, you just hit a button and you can swap between different cards and swipe it so you never have to carry anything but this one card Which is called coin except it never works. So you're not carrying every card your own I find in the first week I found it worked like 85% of the time then it dropped down to about 66% of the time So whatever it is even if it's only 85% that's still not enough for you to take your other cards out of your wallet for me I think I'm hovering around 5% that's awful. You're not saving time at all No, I really doubt that so can't imagine you trying something 20 times what would inspire me to keep trying it What anger

And now I hope it doesn't work. I'm like yeah, you have to go out here like man my day's been too good You have shown up for work here every day for 13 years too and that hasn't been very effective Anger can be a very driving force for you guys So I I think the people who made it are criminals and They should have a class action lawsuit file against them. I'll join in on that It was there was a point in time right of his convince and it's actually a fairly decent business model if you don't have any the point in time right of his convince and especially a fairly decent business model if you don't have any morals. Someone could introduce a product that's a little bit ahead of the curve of some major transition. Like if you had like a music service right before they announced Apple Music or something like that.

Or in this particular case, they did the coin pre-orders right before Apple Pay was announced. Or I think maybe it was announced but wasn't yet. It was a good year before Apple Pay was announced. Or I think maybe it was announced, but wasn't yet a little bit. It was like a year before Apple Pay was announced. So now it's like, I don't actually, I paid the money, I got the coin, it is a disappointing product, I agree with you. But it's almost like, I don't care,

because it's money from like 18 months ago, and I'm just waiting for Apple Pay to get it. I care because I don't want other people to make the same mistake. I don't want other people to waste on it. They want to, because I'm Apple Pay. Or they'll have Google on it. One of the two.

That piece of shit. Mm. Awful. I can't remember the last time I was this mad about something I bought. Really? Man, what was the matter she ever got buying something? Um... The coin.

Yeah. I'm trying to think. You know my last truck I got was annoying. Like a lot of shit wouldn't roll my truck. I hated that truck. Like we had that blue truck that was an immersion is the production truck now And I just bought the newer version of it and then sold it The sold the old one to the company for like pennies on the dollar. I wish they kept the blue truck because the the newer version of that truck

I have the sunroof stopped working on it the AC doesn't work You can't change the fan speed for the AC so it's all The AC doesn't work, you can't change the fan speed for the AC. So it's all of the sudden, we're just like, hurricane coming at you. I mean, everything little things on that truck went wrong. Like, there's a little button on the side of the truck for overdrive, whatever the fuck that is. That button fell off.

It just fell off. It just fell off. And it was on the floor of the truck one day. It's like, everything in that truck went wrong slowly over the course of like a year. You put it in drive, it goes in reverse. Yeah. I like it. The King Ranch is nice and smooth. Yeah, but everyone's like turned over like there's like the truck is a little bit stinky now

Like what is that in the in the cockpit of the truck? It's just kind of it's just stinky. Yeah, there's a lot of people It's charm charm Not charred. So you tell the women Don't worry. It's just you'll grow to love it women. Yeah, like don't worry. It's just you'll grow to love it. Everyone loves my charm. I bought a pair of pants. Go ahead. I didn't wear them. I was going to wear them. I just say before we started the podcast, we had to suffer through like a five minute conversation with Chris about pants. Because I pointed out I

have paint on my pants. And he says, paint pants, what do you say? Paint on pants is shows that you're a working person. Well, I think it shows that you're like, you're handy. You can do things like, oh, this person, there's a type of person who can fix a toilet or build a cabinet. Or you know, like, so. So see it's that with a man know any means it's gonna be everything

But like and I think it's like it's like it's like cool. It's I had a like I was saying I had a pair of pants in college that I spilled a drain on I wore for years because it I thought it made me look like I don't know. You could fix toilets. Yeah You can use drain What are you doing it? six toilets. Yeah. You can use drain. Oh, well, that's filling it. Yeah, you couldn't use the drain. No, it ended up on pants and nothing

the drain. You have, I noticed in your bathroom, because you have aspirin. Are you a doctor? Are you not? Do you? Do you? W use that? I've been known to do lots of aspirin every now and then, you know, use as

directed. You know, you could have just got a new pair of pants that spilled a little bit of drain. A lot of two. If you want to go for the look now I mean why do you keep messing with your zipper what's going on there so get into the matter so what happened what what I was saying about my pants that I bought is a new pair of pants and the we got to close up on a zipper I worked twice and it had a giant hole right where the zipper is so like there's a teeth and then there's that like this strip of cam

Is that the teeth are on is that where the hole was? It's just like right here Okay, right where the crotch is like an inch from Half an inch from the zipper is a huge hole the sides of the zipper. Okay, so it's basically I can't assume it anymore like It's basically like the zipper doesn't matter. I still have a hole in my crotch. Right. And it's like what two days of the whole is you stretch it out. I don't know. Same thing as your shoes just came up with your dick. It just like burst out. Yeah.

Yeah. No, it always happens to every pair of pants I buy. I don't know what it is. It's just my pants. I'll be just split right there. What did you do? Where does this story go? Where did you do with your pants?

They're over there. I almost wore them on the podcast, but I thought. So what did you do? Where's this story go? Where did you what did you do with your pants? They're over there I almost wore them on the podcast, but I thought I Almost I was like I changed them. We would then a whole thing. I'm like now is He's really interesting pants are not they're off camera. I mean, I almost walked out on the bombs Like I'm gonna be sitting. I think it'll be too visible Did you wear this in Australia? Mm-hmm. You wore your crotchless pants in Australia? Yeah, well that's when I found out about the whole Because I was a second on my warm and then I I didn't pack very many clothes I still have to wear them for some of my times

You know what someone's like it almost feels like having a superpower is when you go on a long how long? You're going two weeks. Yeah, when you go on that long when you find like a washer and dryer like halfway through your trip And you can just wash all your clothes in your suitcase, it feels like, it feels like getting away with a crime. I don't know how to put it. It's just like, it's amazing. We were e3s so long, and we had access to a washer dryer, so it could be like washing my clothes. It's just like amazing. When you're not doing that thing, where you're like wearing clothes out of a suitcase, and then when you take them off, you got to like put them back like near your clean clothes and it's just like after like the six day of that it's just you just feel

like nasty and you just got to do something about it you know. Yeah this this past trip is when you say that you had access to a wash dryer I did also this it's very rare that I'll have a place I have access to a washer and dryer on the road and it was really helpful I mean I ended up spilling coffee on some of the clothes I was going to wear you know for our coverage and it was like oh sweet I mean, I ended up spilling coffee on some of the clothes I was going to wear, you know, for our coverage. And I was like, Oh, sweet. I just got to wash your dryer. Get all this stuff right back out there. I mean, if you had to wash your dryer in every hotel room, would you even pack clothes or the same thing over and over and over again? Oh, would you just get on my plane with like your laptop bag

and then just wash your outfit every single night? That'd be pretty awesome. But that reminds me of something that we've been meaning to talk about forever. How did we talk about it? The Duffel the service? Do we ever talk about that in the podcast? You ever talk about Duffel? Yeah. So it's, I think Patrick sent us an email about it. It's a service. But you don't, okay, go ahead.

It's a service where you can send them a suitcase with your clothes in it. They send you the, you sign up, they send you the suitcase. They send you the suitcase. They send you a Duffel. Okay. You put, oh, whatever clothes you want in it. You send it back to them. They wash it all and store it Then whenever you travel somewhere you just tell them I'm gonna be at this city at this hotel And they send the bag to you there that way you get your clothes there

You wear them you send them back to the service they wash them and they restore them for you for your next trip I remember the fold them up and everything. That's that I like I think that was the doubts Would you would you wait until you're actually going someplace? It would just do it as a precaution like we're like I'm probably gonna travel someplace I'll just do it right now, you know if you did it just in not knowing it can also be like a little time capsule You feel like this is what the world was like at this point and then whenever you get in the future you're like oh look at this Well, it's cheaper ways to do a time cap Some e-miss this as an uber for close Yeah, that's one more fun. Some e-business as an Uber for clothes.

Brands using it as a time capsule. I'd love to prank the dude. I just go meet me at the corner of Washington and Maine and then you show up covered in blood. Give me the clothes, give me the clothes. I have my passport in it. Yeah, there's a lot of gun and cash. I thought they'd say just send them

like a suitcase full of dildos. That's right, those are my traveling ones. Oh God, too soon. Too soon. What are you doing? Too soon. You guys didn't hear the whole hubbub. We put out a video this weekend of us playing agario Gus. That was one of the podcasts. Let's place we put out. I like that video a lot. I think I'll turn that really well. That was a fun game. Barber discovered that game and showed it to me. We're doing this. We decided what game to use. It's a web browser game, like a fun game like Barbara discovered that game and like showed it to me and I was like oh, we're doing this Like we're trying to decide what game to use. It's like a web browser game like a flash game Anyway, we put that out and we had a really offensive Name at the end of it like I had I had Gavin named my my bubble and he named my bubble child fucker

And we ended up really new game with that like at the top of the leaderboard and I was convinced I was gonna Edit out the whole time we put out the video is like oh man, someone's gonna have a fit about this. But it didn't matter because, like we put that video out and then like, 20 minutes later, they put out the Sunday driving where Jeff talked about taking it in the ass. And then, like, taffoday after that, we put it for sponsors, the trigger warning PSA.

So our like, pedophile jokes for 10 minutes, like totally went under the radar. We got so lucky with that. Did you? So someone pointed out to me that the meaning behind the the name of the game and the name of the website. It's agger. Yeah. I didn't make the connection at all until someone pointed it out. It's like an oh it's like the future dish, the the face of it. Yeah. That's where they grow the stuff. And so you're play. Yeah, it's a lot. You you must let's play but you play a little like a little dot And you can think about this burp is a little burp. Yeah, you just go around. Oh, you have guys I want to thank you. I want to thank you Patrick for picking the early part of the video not the later

Barber. Yeah, I don't have to censor that I've used burp as like a game character name for like years now That's burb. Oh, that's Barbara playing it My name to burb. So now we know if we run it to burp in any game that it's you It's weird to me that like with a rational behind like a name you would pick For something online like the names that people pick for their characters and I was wondering like what is the personal meaning behind? Like is there a meaning and what is the personal meaning behind? It's like, is there a meaning? And what is it? The first character I named was the final fantasy 11, MMO. And I was that little dude, the little magician, Taijuts.

I was like, what's a funny name for him? Burp. Or maybe it was like something else. Sometimes they do kernel burp. But you know, some very, it's just like a funny little like dude name. You should do like pants holes or pants. Pants would be a good one for you.

I like that. Yeah. If you're in a Spanish emerald, it's pantalonis. You can easily go international with it. Yeah. I feel like you always have pants incidents. I can't really explain it. I remember I think it was one time you bought a pair of pants and the next day we had a

shoot and you were trying to cut through something like a prop and you actually like cut into your pants. So I was wearing prop pants and I did, forgot I was underneath it I was wearing my new pants. So you went back to the store and you return the pants you bought. Yeah I was like, I was holding this pants. I didn't specify that I was someone that cut the whole in the pants. And they took it back? Yeah, I feel a little guilty. A little. Is a small hole. Yeah, that's a, you're the reason prices go up. The pants prices are through the roof.

Yeah, I feel like he does have a lot of pants stores. I don't understand it. Yeah, well, I have another pair of jeans I loved that the zipper would never stay down. Which only like, it would never stay down. I only like, what do we do? We never stay down. I mean, he would always always work itself down. Okay. He would just like have a thing that it just the pants just like over

throughout the course of the day, it would work self-doubt. I have another parents. I don't know. I have another pair of goes down. Interesting. Like, I have that. I have another pair of pants that's every it's always zipped. But for what a reason, it looks like it's unzipped and

People always walk up to me like oh you're flies and I'm not so you have very teeth of your zipper are exposed Yes, but the way the pants look it it looks like only like half of it is exposed Mm-hmm, so it's like okay, well his paper. I'm like no, there's it look I show them you do that you have to go through the whole demonstration He just grabbed either side of his craft like super super like look see it's clearly zipped Do you wear those on a date? Because you're like well, maybe if it accidentally goes down It's just so maybe I wish was no there's still no I still wear that pants look at your face I don't understand it's like why is it not only do you have a lot of story about pants?

But it's more specifically it's always about the zippers I have a crotch I Do you have a lot of story about pants? But more specifically, it's always about the zippers. I have a crotch. I don't know. I think it has to do, I think it will wear my pants too low or something. I don't know. I really don't know. You're not talking about your pants, dude.

Well, I have a lot of bad pants. Apparently, splurge, go get some nice, you pants. So the people who make coin make your pants? Yeah, probably. How much do pants cost? How much do jeans cost now? Oh, it depends.

I think you like 10 bucks to like 120, 215? 200. Yeah, right? I don't spend. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, yeah, I also what do you do? I guess this is a good social awkwardness. Okay, let's let's do it. You're like, hey, I'm buying a pair of pants. These things are clearly cost $50 or $60 bucks. $50 or $60 bucks.

Whatever you get to the counter and they tell you, it's $150 bucks. Or you bought that in a shirt, it's like $200 bucks. You're like, you're a bucks what? And then you look at the receipt and it's $150 bucks. You just paid for the pair of pants. What do you do? I said, clearly it's too much money.

No, it's done. You say, I've already purchased it. Or you just tell for the parent pants. What do you do? I said, clearly it's too much money. No, it's done. You say, I've already purchased it. Or you're in line. Or you just tell you your total. You have an option, they tell you, got your total $200, Mrs. Arola. You say never mind. You say never mind.

You wouldn't go through the social awkwardness of like, oh, I'm gonna act like this is so unacceptable to me and just buy new. Not if it's triple what I was expecting. Yeah, that's too much. Well, you do as you take out your new fancy credit card. You're like, oh it doesn't work Sorry You used for it if you want to act like you can't pay for something. Yeah, so you'd rather look like you

You can't your credit card was declined. No, it just doesn't swipe. It doesn't. Oh, I don't know what's wrong Did you tell him to try to swipe it up? No swiping up apparently worship more than swiping down. Has that ever happened to you? Why don't they talk credit card machines upside down? Don't make them face at me. No, I'm gonna make that face everywhere. It's so stupid. Why don't they put the magnetic strip upside down

on the fucking card there? It's just something people have discovered that if they swipe it up it will. No, this bullshit, I call bullshit on that. I don't think that's actually true. What's the thing they think, they're mentally, they're convincing themselves that that's the case. It is not the case, that is a bullshit.

I call bullshit. Do you notice how people always notice it when you go to use it Yes, like it's a it's definitely a conversation piece Yeah, they ask about it and you say it probably won't work when you swipe it and then they swipe it again Well, that would be cool. I would agree that would be awesome if it actually worked What's the thing when they and they worked retail? Yeah, oh restaurant? What's the thing? So a swipe card doesn't work and then they take like a piece of paper

and wrap it around it and then swipe it. I've seen it with plastic bags. I've seen it with plastic bags. Yeah, that's the other thing. What does it do? Smooths it. You're guessing. You have no idea.

I am. It goes smooths out the magnetic field. It lines up all the ones and zeros. I think it just, it gets wrinkles in the, I mean, I don't know. I'm saying, maybe that's the right answer. Maybe Chris is right. Someone tweet us, hashtag RT podcast. right someone tweet us hashtag rt podcast yeah

tuitis at hashtag rt podcast and tell us why using a plastic bag or a piece of paper on a credit card makes it easier to swipe so that someone has a suggestion for you here chris uh... for your pants for the zipper got to go to your one-gen know that if it's at the label says sixty dollars then legally they have to sell to you for sixty dollars who the fuck said that yeah that's irrelevant to the conversation. Thanks a lot dude. Thanks for half listening to the podcast,

but taking the time to tweet. You can take a curing, put it through the zipper and then attach it to the button, and it'll hold it up. Just like that. Oh, that's really clever. Yeah. So there you go. Thanks to, uh,

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Sorry. So you had the ambush thing. This actually just happened to me in LA for E3. Yeah, ambushed. Well, the price ambush. Let me talk about. It was the last, it was my last day there. I was getting ready to go to the airport, you know, finished up, uh, checked out.

And I was like, well, you know, I got like an hour before I need to head out to the airport. I'll get some lunch. So my wife and I were walking around downtown LA and she said she wanted sushi. So I was like, okay, I looked on the help. It's like, there's a sushi place like three blocks away. Let's walk over there. So we walked down the street and turned the corner, walked past it. Like it's supposed to be right here.

I don't know where it is. Turn around and walk back. It's like, I have no idea where this place is. It's like, well, this nondescript door with no sign, this is the address, this is where it should be. Let's walk in here. So I opened the door and walk in, and it's this beautiful restaurant.

I mean, like immaculate, gorgeous, totally empty. There's a Japanese dude in like a white chef's outfit standing in the middle of restaurant staring at the door And I'm like that's a front and I was like oh, I'm sorry It's like run. Are you open? You know, I'm in the beginning of like a GTA mission It's like are you open should I come back in the guy like you know walks up to me at the front? He's like are you Asian 47? Welcome to the restaurant. Have you been here before? I said, no, I've never been here. I just found this online. He said, okay, well, let me tell you about this restaurant. We don't have a menu. We'll serve you 11 pieces of sushi.

The chef makes you whatever he wants. It's $75. Did you get the white suits of the chef? No. Okay. He's like, we'll make you 11 pieces of sushi at $75. I'll let you do that for at $75 a little you do that on that let me so we're quick 75 11 is 75 that is almost 10 dollars a piece of $7 yeah then he says or we can make you 15 pieces of sushi for $125 $125 15 pieces of sushi that's seven times and they bring out a box like over the third option and then he, so would you still like to eat lunch? And I was like, yes, I told him to eat lunch.

I was like, so what the way you said it, like, yeah, I can eat lunch here. That's not a problem. Is it a challenge? Yeah, right. So you still need lunch here? I think the more sushi cost, it seems like the more sushi you get,

the more expensive it is. I don't know. It was $7 for a piece of sushi. And the second one, you just, oh, my God, I'm sorry, I'm going to head. And then I said, I said, okay, so we got ambushed. We sit down. And then like he walks off. And then my wife goes, what the fuck are you doing? You're not gonna eat here? I was like, I don't know. We don't have time. We got, we got to eat here. And what'd you get? Did you get the 15? I got the 11 pieces of sushi. Oh, it's 11 pieces. I think it's 15. I don't know. 15 was 125. 11 pieces was 75.

So, because if it was bad, I got it. Okay. I got it. I'll get that I'm all good now. I'm all good. I got it. Was it really really good because if it was bad That's an absolute drug for the first dish was awful. See I want I thought I was gonna throw up in my mouth That's not a good deal the other 10 were amazing set about the different fish all completely different sushi Yeah, those four pieces of sushi cost you a lot of money. They cost you a lot of money You do the extra pieces I'm talking. Yes Yeah, those four pieces of sushi cost you a lot of money. They cost you a lot of money. They do. The extra pieces I'm talking about. Yes.

Why would they charge you more for? I don't know. I didn't get the 15. All right. You're hung up on the wrong part of the story. Well, it's a bad business model. So that's why he's standing in the middle of the restaurant when he's empty. There was another dude dressed all in white.

Behind the counter, who is the actual chef? We made everything. Who did yet? I don't remember. It was all like, it wasn't like anything you've ever heard of. It was all like, oh, this is a whatever fish. It was caught this morning off the coast of Nagasaki and flown here and you know, just unloaded and brought here directly. I have no idea what you're serving me. I have no idea anything that I'm eating here.

I like to eat like, whenever we travel somewhere, like to to eat, like, the local food. Like, we had raw hamburger in Amsterdam. You guys, none of you guys were out on the trip with us, right? Just, we had the trip with the raw hamburger and we had Jason Jeff, I think, for Gavin, maybe. Anyway, raw hamburger and they told us that was a local delicacy called Aus Tours. That's a RTA. But then when I went to New Zealand,

I went to down to the South Island and I was took a train across the South Island through what they called the Southern Alps. It was gorgeous. And then I ended up in a town called Grahamouth on the western coast of the South Island of New Zealand. And as I was getting off, I said, I just want to eat some local, I go to New Zealand, is there anything like local that I couldn't get anywhere else?

They said, oh, well, if you really want to eat like a local tri-white bait. And I was like, white bait. Oh, right, I'll try that. What is that? They're going to sit and fish. And I said, that's fine. I like fish. So they give to me. It was minnow's. It was like baked into a fritter. I think I'm gonna talk about it at the time. Dude, eyes and everything. Just like, it was like 50 minnow's baked into like a cake. And it was white bait. Oh, a minnow cake. It was, it was the, it was white meat. Oh, I'm in okay. It was it was the it was bar none. It was

the fishiest thing I've ever eaten in my life. Brandon it tasted like like drinking straight from the bayou and he's oh no. I can't like when I was a kid I went to like a what's a fish slaughterhouse fish mongerie and like I went and I look it up and I do up and now I just want to sell fish. I fish mom. I'm gonna slaughter it. It's the smell of fish like it makes water. Fish. What's that mean? The fish slaughter. No it's like where you bring water to it. Yeah. It's where you you get all the fish and man catch us some fish someone's got to cut them up. Do it with a dock. No. It's like this place and you're like hey here my fish my fish. And then they like,

Was that white bait? Yeah, that's it. That's it. There's a little minnow in there. It looks like eels, but they're minnowies. But it's just like fish that have often, I can't, they've all been gutted. And it's like, I threw up as a kid.

And then now, every time I smell it, it's like, I remember that experience. The same thing with whiskey. That was like the first liquor that I drink as a little kid Because I was like oh I can drink a little kid From the snow you sneak we're like all my grandpa I'm drinking his liquor and then you're like And then now I fight smell whiskey. I just like I get super sick You know, I'm embarrassed to admit for me that wasn't drinking that was smoking for me like I was smoking it like nine

So yeah, I was with it was amazing. Yeah, it was like the older kids and everything like that I mean I never get like a pack of day I'm a candy cigarette Unfiltered palm all but uh yeah, yeah But that was like my older brother was like 14 and he smoked like it wasn't like I mean This is like mid 80s, so it wasn't like a big deal, you know Seagrass is more than as big a deal back then. Yeah, they don't we found out it caused cancer like 25 years before that I'll do it. It's like you know

I always say that cell phones are like the new cigarettes because you look at the the Photos from the 50s and they're in a club at night or an airplane. Every mother fuckers smoking and you're like, how do you not know that gives you cancer? You know, you know at the time it's smoke and you're inhaling it. You know what's going to affect you negatively. And I think they're going to look back at us with all of our damn cell phones constantly on subways and everything. Like, you idiots.

It's worth worth it. Worth it. Yeah, it's like, oh, you got a, you got a, I live it's burning. One point, 21 jiggle watt Wi-Fi extended in your bedroom and you didn't think that would give you a tumor. Go fucking figure. I'm just waiting for that shoe to drop. So, I know. So, lots of people on Twitter are saying that the plastic bag over the credit card, they're, oh, they're all saying the same thing. So, I believe them. I've seen lots of

different answers. It mutes the corrupted areas of the magnetic strip. What is it? Oh, of course, it mutes it. And that's the same terminology as multiple people are saying. It smooths it out. Yeah. Yeah, maybe between the lines. I have a price ambush story. So my first date in college, this is

like my first non-high school girlfriend. That's like a whole different courting process in high school and when you actually become an adult. I was like, well, we got to go to a restaurant So I went and looked for nice restaurants in Austin and I think this was before you help like 2004 And I heard this place called green pastures. It was really nice place. I was like, I Did okay go ahead. I did the same thing and I was like, oh, this is this is really cool. I just go really Valentine's day. Oh, oh, Oh, I think it was just normal day. So then we go there very first date and we sit down and they hand us the menus and I'm looking

and it's like $40 a plate, like something ridiculous and she's looking at it too. And then she looks at me with this face and it's not, oh my God, this is so nice. I can't believe you did this. It's, oh my God, this is way too expensive. I know we can't afford this. And she literally just like with the driest sarcastic tone

says, wow, you really know how to make a girl feel good about herself. Wow. And I was like, oh, you said that right. Sorry. So she felt guilty ordering food. Yeah, like she felt guilty of being there. And then I like to be comforted.

So like when the waiter came back, I was like, um, we got a call from my roommate. Wow. And there's something going on. So we'll pay for our bread appetizers. And then we're gonna go. And then we left there and we went to the taco cabana by campus and a dinner at Taco Cabana.

Did they make you pay for the bread? They did. They did not. 22 bucks. 22 dollars. That place is expensive. I went in there and found out. The bread's free, though. I went in there and found out on a Valentine's Day,

like a year after I graduated college. There's been passed right there. So where you were married there and Jason was married there, right? Yep. Is that okay to say? I was married there. Yeah. And Jason was married there too, Resi.

Yeah. I did that girl for six months. After? After. Well, I mean, she really good breath. Yeah, the night she'd probably in it for the long haul at that point Does he ever go back to green pastures with her? No, no too many scars. We should bring it up there though Like the year after I graduated college we sat down for dinner I thought I made I was like working on the movie and everything else and so I was like I was just like Didn't make any plans for Valentine's day, but try to pretend like it did so like found green passers and went there and they're like Yeah, we can we can find a table for you

They don't have any tip and they said it sounds Valentine's day. It's like we never a reservation But it's a whole door will figure it out that we sat down It was like it was a fixed price menu and it was a hundred and fifty dollars a plate. Yeah, why like yeah I'm sure we had had a reservation, it was 100. And you walked in, you see, you don't have a reservation, like, oh, we're going to make a special table for you. You just say many, and I was like, I'm fucked. Did I spend 300 bucks plus for dinner that night?

I remember the reservation thing. I was like, do you have any tables? I know it's like in a last minute. They're like, oh no, we have tables. I was like, that's weird on a Friday night that this restaurant has open tables. What's going on here? And it's because it's like, oh no, it's cost a billion dollars to to eat. Yeah, it's like yeah, it's weird. There's open tables

And why is that guy over there with like an adding machine? And they got a little green It's old dude. Punch it away. Tackling at you. Why is that a stereotype the green visor for like someone with an adding machine man? Who knows? Why is it green? I have no idea. Why does he need a visor at all? Right, there's a lot going on here. I don't know what you're thinking about. We just take it for granted.

What are the early modeling photos that Barb posted on the Rushi's website too? She's wearing a green visor like that. It's like super futuristic, but all I could picture her was at an adding machine like, doing like the daily challenge. Trying to make a Facebook likes. Yeah. Give me another beer. I'll take a beer. I. I'll see you in beer. You sure you know a problem

Oh, did you you know it's an update? There's no line at Shake Shack right now. I They're they're twist off guys. It's China Okay, I didn't watch your periscope the other week. Did you end up getting Chris by the way thought first and my twisty knife and was like no I'm not gonna try it. The moment I was like he saw that. Chris was like oh I can't see that out. I just passed it along. Did you end up ordering a big Mac with the Folley of Fish Bun? No no no I didn't but I did go and I asked the people of McDonald's who explain to me why the Folley of Fish Bun was was softer than the regular bun. It's the exact same bun, but they steam the filet of fish.

No, they don't. The filet of fish is fried. It's a fried fish thing, square, but then the squares frozen, they ship it to the stores, and then they steam it to make it ready for the customer to enjoy. They've got fryers right there. Yeah, that's right. I don't think it's right. They might steam the buns separately But then that would mean in McDonald's there's just a machine that steams filet of fish buns That would be the least efficient thing that McDonald's has ever done. But why wouldn't they just fry it? Like it's more so the fun

But see if you're saying that like they would have a machine just to steam the buns So instead you say they have a machine just to steam filetof-fish Is like either way it's like it's in practice Why would you buy a fish from a fast food place? It's you ever had the full-of-fish? No It's fucking good. It's really good. It's a thing. It's a thing. Cutter going in stinks. So you got to eat the fuck out of them right now Are they really? Yeah, they're not gonna be around for much longer. So you gotta eat all the way That's kind of the opposite thinking of it. With God. That you should get it on there. They're going to stink

We better eat as many as we can. You should never say that an edible animal is going It stinks because then it's like like when you go to When I go get sushi I get tuna every time because there's got to be tuna in like 20 years really Yeah, I get in there tuna going away if you find out it always be tuna like we can't get all the tuna That'll be impossible. We can't but we'll fish into the point where there'd be like It'll be expensive and they'll be small and shitty., the small and shitty inexpensive. If you find out a little you're fucking big. They're huge. How big in your tuna is Chris is saying like about a foot long foot. There's there's tuna like 800

I had no idea how big tunas were until I went to Japan and I went to the Sokiji fish market. Yeah, and it was like it looked like a whale. Yeah, and I was like what is that? You know, that's a tuna Like what? Are you like a tuna might not fit on that couch? My but definitely a big tuna would not fit on that couch What have you seen how big boars can get they're enormous Tuna's a huge they have pigs that like as big as this couch like thousand pounds like I've never Like I've never seen that in and fiction growing up I you never see that anywhere.

That's a tuna? That's a tuna. Oh yeah. Holy moly. I was gonna look a picture, but now that's great. Would you wanna eat an animal just because it's endangered? It's eyes, it's got a doll's eyes. Like not an animal that people normally eat,

but if you found out an animal, oh it's going endangered, I kinda like to try that. Yeah, like a whole other animal. You should never see that it's going to be a whole other one. I guess every animal's edible. You should never say that a animal that is regularly eaten is going extinct Like I didn't hear that rhino is going extinct, and I want to eat it. It's gone. We just lost rhinos They're gone. That was one type of rhino like the white horn rhino black I know black horn black horn rhino. You just want to think the last one died. Oh god really?

Why last one they know of One like hanging out. That's when the wild, I think, right? Like they still have them in captivity, but. That was a truth. I think so. I think it's true. How did they know the last one in the wild, like how did they say it?

They had like, yeah. It had armed guards. Yeah. What? You've never heard the university in the pictures? No. Yeah, they wanted to make sure that poachers didn't kill it. So I had like armed guards with machine guns who were around it 24 hours a day. And they wondered why I didn't breed. No, no, no, go ahead, yo,

we're just gonna stay here with guns. It was the only one. What's gonna breed? All right. Very unlucky near cat. Yeah, but it was it, but when I, I mean, it's bad when things go extinct, it's really terrible. But when I hear something goes extinct now. I'm just like that'll be okay Like it'll be okay like 40 years from now. We'll get the rhinos back like Don't they've got that tissue sample somewhere and we're just not at the point where we can just clone it and make a new one and Gran it we don't want to like there's there's there's Oh, man. Do you think we go like he knows he's the last one. Yeah Do you think we go through that work though once it's gone? It's like now. What's Do you think we go to like he knows he's the last one? Yeah.

Do you think we go through that work though, once it's gone? It's like, yeah, what's the, you bet we would bring back a ride over. I know it's been around for four years, somebody who's cloning. Will they bring back dinosaurs you think? Yeah, I don't, do they have any,

I mean the Jurassic Park, they did the whole DNA, like they, and then they combined it with frog DNA. Do we have any DNA from any dinosaurs? What's it ever? How long time ago? Think so. I know, that would be nice.

Yeah. I think if anything, we'll probably just like, make those. Like we'll just, they'll just, yeah. Like if we get so far along in genetics that we just make what we think a dinosaur was. Or if you could like reverse engineer current DNA from like a bird or a chicken or something.

You can figure out like the way it worked backwards. Yeah, I know I can't wait to see What Twitter saying about this conversation? It's a hypothetical discussion. Oh, you say maybe like a whole system to devolve anything Right, just like to work your way back up the chain. Yeah, you know what the you know what the bones look like Well, the top comment right now Twitter is from Rajzilla and he says I Group burning the play of fish is delicious I saw another comment that said I work in a donalds don't ever order that yeah shut up you know what i'm like talking about uh i remember ordering a salmon the play of fish is fried the bun is steamed

okay so there is just a bun steamer go in their guts and demand to know what the machine that steams buns does when it's not steaming buns is this chilling no it's just when it's not steaming buns. That's just chilling. No, it's just chilling. It's just another function. Maybe does something else too. Let me think it's just not steaming buns all the time because nobody

wants to play a fish. It's not a very common dish. How many times have you been into McDonald's? Somebody with you has ordered a flay of fish. I don't, I don't, no one hangs out with me. I don't know. Yeah, I guess I have never seen the moon. Well, it's a rare me. I don't know. Nobody can get a shot. I've never seen someone.

Well, it's a rare thing, and that's why I noticed the bun is different, and it's much better than the regular bun. Steam buns the way they go. So you didn't get the big Mac with the filetfish bun, would they not make it, or did you not order it? I didn't order it. I just ordered that cheeseburger and a filetfish together. So then you assemble it yourself.

The PMOん Periscope are telling me the difference. So, okay. Oh, it's like that you ordered them both and then swapped the bun and throughout. Totally should done that. I'm gonna go. Then you could have returned the flay of fish but like you put the wrong bun on the thing.

After this thing, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna go and ask her a cheeseburger but I'm gonna say I want the bun steamed like the flay of fish buns. You get in like Billy, the guy from our old office who'd go into Jimmy John's and order tuna and turkey and nothing else. No, you're tuna and cheese in a lump. I'm gonna see that.

That a freaking penguin. Over there I was walking down six straight there the other day and right next to the Jimmy John's, you know, they used to be that extreme pita place. Yeah, that's a peteries now. Is it? Yeah. That's awesome. Why did all the food suck over there?

Half life is a damn eight. There's other stuff that's alright. Why did all the food suck and we were there? Half life is a business trip. There's some short for us to clone down. There are about to start half life, Dan A. Yeah, in the case. Okay. There are about to start bulldozing that old office. Good.

I think it's just in the next few weeks, just when I started. It's two weeks? Wow, that's really fast. Yeah, it's supposed to be after July 4th. Yeah, this is the office we were two offices ago on Congress and it was probably I don't know a quarter of the size of this studio space that we're in season one and two of shorts Season one or two shorts. Yeah, it's it was really small the the big room that we all worked in Was probably about the size of a little bigger than this set like from the front of the set to the back wall

Where the stuff's hanging if you've ever seen a short or anything like from the front of the set to the back wall where the stuff's hanging. If you've ever seen a short or anything like that, the blue mural that we have was the entire size of the office. And about like, that was that long and it was like, what, 10 feet wide, maybe, which is now the size of our kitchen. It's crazy. It was way smaller than that. It was smaller than that.

Oh, no, it's being like linked to us. Yeah. So it's good. I'm actually filmed our first ever RT RT short now. Do you remember the first ever RT short was yeah, it was when Putting Shannon in the box. Yeah, that was the first official like RT short So I kept it dynamic made the first live action thing that we did yeah, and then we did before we did that though Was it Gus cat was Gus cat? Ninja Gus Gary Gus. Ninja Gus. I was a count doesn't well It was our first live action thing we ever posted, like I want over channels.

Was it really? It was like when the first live action thing ever. You're welcome, by the way. Yeah, I'm also very happy with the parody and NINJAGUS. Fucking gold right here. We kept talking about doing live action stuff for a long time. I think we'd even ordered the red by that point. I was like, fuck it, let's just do something silly.

Hey, there's NINJAGUS! Yeah, and the first film that on was that your phone i don't know what it's on the no-one's political cam corner uh... again the arti sure birdie's talking about it started as a fake behind the scenes video right it was like recording shannon for an actual episode but we know what i've got to dynamic was first

that was just watching this video now i have no idea what the world is without first. Now we're just watching this video. No, yeah, no, a lot of your videos on the live cast without. And then I go and scare them. And we're in the fucking zero hour already. Still have that thing. More things change. Why don't you worry? It's hot shit right now. Would you be okay with them bringing back dinosaurs? Sure, why not? If Jurassic Park caught me anything, so that would be cool. They keep trying that that Jurassic Park,'t they just keep trying it Why would you want it? Why would you want to do it? Well, it's like the movie that I mean the first movie that they ate everybody

Then they make a new one it eats everybody I mean, it's like they just keep making that fucking park to think it ever's gonna be okay and everything's not okay Well, they learn their lessons from the last time You're not clearly not I want like a 45 minute Jurassic Park movie where everything goes well And then they end the movie like that scene in the end of Jurassic Park where the guys looking at the little is you know Cane and his whole dream that breaks my heart. I just want to see if everything go good But what who would go on? I go watch it and I feel like I feel really happy but you could do what well

I think what you're looking for then is like an Experience at a theme park we go and you get in a bubble and they put a VR headset on you and you go and like one of the cards And like you go around this the park and you look at everything you want star tours, right? And then you're done I want to have a dream and it go well I Look at this There's enough Jurassic Park I've seen enough dinosaurs none of those people work here But a lot of people really let's just make one where everything goes well

But do you would you seriously want to bring back a dinosaur like yeah, but do you say a little one a little one? No, the big ones, but why would you want to introduce that? I'm the big one. They're going relatively okay for us. No, there's more like dinosaurs were around for like how much 240 million years like they they had their shit together. What if this was the motivation for the human race to improve itself? What if they, what if it's over? What if they take it? What if they take it?

They're gonna take it. It makes us be better human. No. A little dinosaur's different than a big alligator. It's true. Okay. Do you know my position on alligators? Do you hear about the dude in Houston who got killed by an alligator? I'm glad you brought this up. He guy was great. You're the guy who got killed by an alligator in Houston. Yes, obviously he's dead and that's terrible thing

But he was he saw a science that don't go swimming in this water because alligators are not was a knight and witnesses Report him is saying fuck those alligators get in. I got an alligator He jumped in the water and as soon as he jumped in the water he got pulled under by an alligator Instantaneously and it attacked the girl he was with too, and she got away. She got away. Yeah. Yeah, she goes for me Yes, yeah But the best is Like water, it's like getting the water bitch Like I read the headline for that and they think the headline I read was

Man taunts alligators alligators eat man Man taunts alligators like like that was the weird part to me was The way traditional news has reports to it's like the man We use an expletive to describe the And then got in the water was attacked by an alligator We're now again. It's usually eight times and once What do you say? And then got in the water was attacked by an alligator What do you say fuck what I'll go come down here and say that again Come on hey let me question just so we talk about a little dinosaurs does dwarfism exist in anything besides humans? Yeah, there's like a... Yeah, there's gotta be. Because there's like...

I'm gonna sound really weird, I'm not gonna say it. Well, this thing, there's like dogs, like little dogs, like a pug. What about Shetland ponies? Sure, but those are bred to be smaller over time, right? Isn't that just a random occurrence? Like, I've never seen a random tiny white tail deer, right? Or I've never seen a random tiny white tail deer right or I've never seen a tiny Because they got the could probably because dwarf animals don't survive very long. I would assume

Even in the presence of humans Yeah, I'm looking it up But like could you get like a dwarf bear like a tiny little bear? Oh Fuck you fucking Safari keeps crashing you kill you you It's basically a big mean dog basically You know there's there's cats like we have in our house like Joe the cat Then there's the big version of cats like lions whatever. Oh, right. Didn't you see there was like that that that little dwarf Hippopotamus that was born what no I know it was born like a couple weeks ago. Oh, I'll find it up

Oh hippos are fucking mean What's that you want to get rid of an animal. That, I'd think you bring it to dinosaur. Get rid of the hippos. The thing that we talked about in Australia was how mean hippos are. They have such good PR. Everybody thinks like the hippos are very deadly. They're like the most deadly, we were talking about, we were talking about Africa, I think. And we were talking about Africa.

We were talking about Australia, and we were talking about Africa. And talking about how mean hippos are. They're very mean. They are the, like people like all lines watch out for those hippos kill more people than lines like they are The most deadliest animal in Africa or like hippos because everyone thinks yeah, everyone thinks they're nice like they're fast too Yeah, yeah, fuck you up. They're like oh There it is. Where's your hippo? There's a little bit of tiny hippo. What's a hippo? Is that just a baby hippo? No, I think this is a pig me hippo. Oh wow Well, I mean you couldn't sell hungry hungry hippos the game in Africa, right? It's like well, it's like that

They had a they had a thing were also I'm kind of hungry hungry Oh take it easy everybody. It's a comedy podcast. They they had a A thing where an episode of a door they explore or something where she goes and she's like hanging out with spiders And they wouldn't air it in Australia because the message was not all spiders are scary and mean Oh, but they have so many killer spiders in Australia where they know you can't air this. Patrick, I'm gonna send this to you. This is amazing. Oh, you did it?

Okay, so you sent it to Patrick. So, we'll be Patrick, get up. Biologists in Sri Lanka have published the first documented evidence of dwarfism and an adult wild animal, a male Asian elephant measuring just over five feet in height, was seen in an aggressive encounter with a male of average size. The elephant's small stature was due to disproportionately short legs, according to the findings published in the IUCNSSC

Asian Elephant Specialist Group Journal, Gaja. The dwarf was by far the main aggressor in the altercation, little Tyrion Lenscher there, and appeared to be older than the other a young adult and that's it all that that's exactly what's talking about that's that's amazing that's amazing i'd show it's not to but that's the first document in case of dwarfism in so i guess a non-human non-human animal that a small road or a big elephant

that my sense of the portion right now or we need like something for scale yeah i think that's a that's entirely different issue than breeding You know when you breed something to be smaller or taller or whatever, you know I've ever seen the pictures of Dog breeds from even like a hundred years ago versus what they look like now. Yeah, and how you know We've really yeah manipulated that out. What's it? I've heard a little bit the mic. We've really manipulated the way that a lot of these animals look to where they're almost

like unrecognizable. You wouldn't know like what the species came from. Some people are calling it get rid of like dog breeds, like pugs specifically. They're like it's, it's horrible that we're breeding these animals and they have such problems. Bulldogs too. Breathing. So it's like let's not do that anymore. Let's mix it. It's like, but you're mix it It's like but you're getting rid of a like you're getting rid of something like it's not like you're changing it It's like you're eliminating this it's still a dog

Yeah, but I mean When you're bringing in like other personalities It's like no longer the same like it no longer acts the same way it doesn't have the same traits that that breed does It's like you you haven't changed anything but let me right yeah, but it's easier to like create something to get rid of it What I'm saying. We already have them you're making the same choice You're making a choice to breed a dog that has the better ability to breathe and you're saying you're getting rid of pugs But the decision to like breed the dogs in that way eliminated lots of other infinite possibilities of dog along the way I know but it's like we already have it now.

Like regardless of why we did it, now you're saying it's right. You're mentally stuck that this is the version of the dog the way it should be. But it's not. They're not. They're not saying all the same should be. I'm not saying it should be anything. I'm saying that it exists. And I don't want it not to exist. What if I think it's great?

I mean, let me look at the computer. It's a computer. It's a computer type of medical by you then. What if in the process, wow, I'm pretty hypothetical. Yeah, but for the sake of argument, I want to do a. In the test. I can picture two different types of medical by you then. What if in the process, wow, that's what you're going to have in the public? Yeah, but for the sake of argument, I want to do a hypothetical with you here. What if, you know, they start like, okay, we're going to outlaw, exam, for example. Wow. We're going to outlaw pugs.

You know, we're going to change it. We're going to change it. We need to move them. We need to change some of their characteristics. And pugs are going to now be super pugs. And there's three times as adorable and they don't have the health problems anymore. I mean, what? See, it's a marketing. No, but they're mixing, are they mixing it with, they're not mixing with other dogs. They got to mix it with another dog. They just take the, but then what's

the, how are they, how are they making it super and awesome? You're just calling it. What does it do? It's like a cuter version of a pug. Like a cuter pug that doesn't have breathing problems and can fuck on its own. I'm sold. Is it small? I can't, I don't know. There are some dogs that can't breathe a dog breathe.

They cannot breathe on their own. Right, like a bullet dog. English bullet dog. In this bullet dog, they're at the point now where they can no longer breathe on their own. They're not physically capable of breathing. Like what is impeding their breathing? Tiny dicks. Really? I don't know

They just don't have like is it a mounting thing or is it a crispy what specifics man? Why can't bulldogs fuck? Why am I gonna be in my browser? This is dream forever. What are my new ones? Second most common auto complete besides why can't they mate? It's why can't bulldogs fly. Okay.

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why can't Bulldogs fuck? They actually can. They can breathe. They just can't give birth naturally. Because the size of the shoulder, the size of the hips, they have to pull it open. They can't bring in, they can't naturally pass through the birth canal. Or if they do, it's exceptionally traumatic to both mother and baby being born. See that's a little bit different than the pug, because that thing's just like it can't, it can't sustain itself. You know, with like animal, you're like, oh, you know, it has these certain features that aren't ideal. It's ideal that's not a reason to eliminate it well don't you want the pugg doesn't the pug like get like shit in the folds of its face

yeah you gotta do that they get shit on its eyes because its eyes aren't actually in its skull it's eyes like protrude like i had a little i had to google what happens if pug eye falls out i do you fall out right yeah they do they fall out. They could pop out. Yeah. Oh my god What did you lick the back of it and stick it back in? What do you do? I think you're supposed to like put it in I forgot Pop it back in yeah, why would you look it up? Yeah, you can't really like tape a bag of ice to its head and have it walk around

But then again, you probably wouldn't walk it would, it wants to go back in. Yeah, I can't get a dog to eat a heartworm pill. How? You can dog the whole silhouette of a side-hack. I don't go, I need the dog time-up, time to get a new dog. Exactly. It's exactly how that would go for me. Yeah.

You also can't take them outside if it's too hot or too cold. Hugs, yeah, they are room temperature dogs. Yeah, they will shut down, like I've been walking her once and it was hot out for a while and I was like, I'll will be okay. And then at one point she's just like, nope. And it's like, I guess it's survival instinct. She just like sprawls out and she literally will not move and I was like, oh it's smart. So I just carry her. So I just carry her. So the way.

God. Yeah, I actually kind of threw me a lifeline last night. She made me delete a tweet. I was like, maybe it was two nights ago. It was like, it was a snarky tweet. It was just like, it said, fourth of July, you're yearly reminder the dogs are the stupidest pet. Did your dogs go nuts on fourth of July?

She said, you're just going to offend dog owners. And those are, those people are easily easily offended So I deleted the tweet but oh People like in their bathtub with their dogs and their dogs are scared shitless because of no With like I saw a picture of the dog with a ear muffler. Yeah, your protection one of my dogs doesn't like it The other one doesn't care so if the one that doesn't like it I literally pull them up on the couch just put them next to you while I play video games and dogs die like that I couldn't make either one of my cats give a fuck about that. They didn't give a shit You can't just not have good hearing or what's it what's a cat got?

I think you didn't give a fuck. Don't see it. Then smell it. They don't care right yeah Yeah, they didn't just not be aware like I mean if somebody knocks at your door a cat's not gonna run over there, right? Uh-huh. I think dogs are trying to figure shit out Oh someone is Speedy dog someone has to be with me about the dinosaurs, right? What's it? What about it? What about it? over there right uh... i think dogs are trying to figure shit out don't know what is the dog somebody has to be with me about the dinosaurs right what's it would be what about it the like they rule like they understand how to live in this world

and understand how to live in a two hundred million year old right there's a lot of plans they would be able to get there and they're not like two hundred they exist for like two hundred and fifty million years and we've been around for like eighty thousand one form another They existed for like 250 million years and we've been around for like 80,000 One form or another like we're bringing back something that we don't have like they understand they can They can stay and like only within the God is because you know like a

Media hit the earth bringing them back another species that ruled the planet. It seems like the worst idea in the world That's they're not a species, it's like a genre species. Genera, it's official. That's the way it works, it's kingdom, violent, genre species. Subclass. Like, it's just an animal, you know, it's like it'd be, it'd be like, well where am I? Okay. I feel like it's if you're dating a girl and like... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what? It'll be born and it's just gonna be like, where am I okay? I feel like it's if you're dating a girl and like wait wait wait Whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa what?

It'll be born and it's just gonna be like oh, this is the world and okay cool It's just gonna accept whatever it sees. It's like I feel like it's if you're in a relationship It's not gonna know that the dinosaurs born. It's not gonna be like I rule this place Seven million years ago Bring him what's about to go from dinosaurs to relationships. Let's go. Let's go I was like if a mirror in a relationship I don't know which one I want to go with it was so interesting It's like a mirror relationship and you're really happy and your girlfriend Data this guy for a lot longer than you like two years ago

Yeah, it's like like you've been dating a year. She dated from like five years And then he broke up with her and she's really hard breaking and she really missed him and then you invited him to come hang out with three you guys Like hey, why would you be back dinosaurs? We all agree with Brandon That you wouldn't bring the guy back around? I guess it's a finance. If it didn't order, I fucked my girl. Yeah, I would not bring it back. Let me trust you.

No, no, no. I absolutely think we should bring dinosaurs back. We could, yes. As you know, they would. They would just do it. They would just do it. Someone seemed the loudest bag of chips to the world behind me. What the fuck?

Are you, do you do that with fear? Here you go and you you bring your own food? It's the loudest bag I've ever heard. She had been quite a posture when she was doing this with my pals just anywhere. So did you guys catch up on all the Reddit drama this week? I don't know what was going on. I saw it, but I was like, why are people angry? Oh, it's Reddit.

Yeah, there you go. It's a cascading set of events, which happens, I think, it's Reddit. Yeah, there you go. It was it's it's a cascading set of events which happens I think pretty much anytime anything gets pretty popular dust would you would you agree? Absolutely and This is like this is now the thing where everyone Revolted about the thing on the thing like everyone's complaining about Reddit on Reddit Which is kind of I don't know I don't know how to quit that to anything else. That's like paying admission to a movie To complain about it. Yeah, to complain about the movie. When, you know, going back to see a movie, you already hate.

Did you go post about it on dig? What's that? No, the ultimate one was people giving goal to people who had good criticisms or read it. It's like going to a free movie and then paying $10 to complain about the free movie. Right. It's like, it's like, yeah, sending a rare stamp

to somebody to complain about the movie that they made or something like that. It was just ridiculous. They're paying money to reward somebody, but they're paying the money to the company that they're all very pissed off at. What happened was a very popular admin from the AMA subreddit named Veronica. I know that because every front page post that got what's that? Victoria, sorry.

I'm gonna go with it. Sorry. Sorry, I was about not but it was like every part page post was this thing about Veronica. Victoria. It was all about her. And she was a very, apparently very helpful person. According to everybody, she was fired. Now the play total doubles advocate here. When somebody gets fired for a company, the company will never say what the person got fired. So you really don't know. And as far as I know, Victoria hasn't asked. She want to back me up as Victoria said what she got fired. So you really don't know. And as far as I know, Victoria hasn't asked, you want to back me up as Victoria said, what she got fired?

She hasn't gone on public record to say what she was fired either, but she was fired suddenly. And that was a horrible thing. And then Reddit started to shut down. Moderators run the subredd. And some of the subredd can become default, which means you don't have to have an account. You don't have to be logged in and they appear on the front page Whereas if you subscribe to something through an account then those will also appear on the front page They typically have lower vote totals and things like that So don't like typically rise at the top But the people who had those default subreddits they started to turn them private

Which made you had to be invited to see it so none of the links worked or none of the links were appearing on the main page I think pics was one of the only default subreds that didn't do it It looks like they do that makes it looks like the website's broken. Oh, oh They were turning off major sections of the site the users were had the ability essentially to turn off major sections What did she what did Vanessa could do Vanessa? Victoria Victoria fired a nightmare. What did she do to get what you do to get fired? Yeah, or no, no, what should you do with the reddit? She called me the AMA. You see you know, you know, she verified people that were afraid of a maze among other things

But she had a very public face and people who Do performed the AMA's like even other subreddits. I think the science subreddit said Uh, that she was very helpful to them for making AMA.. Anyway, so everybody protested what I guess what I'm not Interesting in this is first of all I've seen this I feel like a thousand times now every time this happens and Everybody acts like this is a big deal when one of the major pillars of the internet kind of falls over flat or the fans kind of Deconstructed or break it down they always act like that's a big deal But we've seen that before like my space and dig and lots of other things where the people of just abandon them and left them and usually in a big run. And I thought was really interesting this

time as it was a site. What happened last time with dig was dig implemented dig version four. And it was a version of the site that nobody liked, but Reddit already existed. And you can kind of you would hear about Reddit sometimes on dig, but then you go look at the site and it's like, this site is so ugly. Yeah. I don't get, I don't get the site to go back to dig. And then dig fucked up. And everybody moved to red reddit in one big mass exodus. And I think that could have happened this time because there was like a clone of Reddit called vote V O A T. But their servers were not capable. They couldn't handle it. I'm handling it. I think long-term that was like a 50 to $100 million missed opportunity. Oh, absolutely. I think, you know, they still gained a lot of

visibility and people know about them, but they didn't capture. And my prediction would be eventually everyone will be on vote. Now that people have awareness of it, this was like an awareness campaign for vote. That's that's CEO right there. Yeah. now that people have awareness of it. This was like an awareness campaign for vote that's that's CEO right now Now that people know that that exists as Problems are to come up on Reddit people will move over to vote But man that that that opportunity you kind of work your whole Career to like prepare for things and you just these opportunities the X factor opportunities come up every now and then and if you're not ready to capitalize on it It's just such a huge miss so that means. So that means today we need to start a website

that eventually we are going to be voting for. It's like vote. You want to make a ton of money? You missed the vote. Just make a messenger client. Thank you. Oh, thank you. So how's our network?

I'm going to make a cover joke. No, really seriously, just make a messenger client. Because I've seen messengers since the mid 90s, I thought we were done when AOL bought ICQ right? ICQ was like the alternative to AIM instant messenger, okay, or just AOL and semester AIM and ICQ bought them and there was like Yahoo messenger and MSN and stuff like that but then like every couple years there's a new messaging client that just completely takes over for everything else. I mean what's up just told for $18 billion?

It's a text client that's honest. Does you hear about the valuation for Slack? No. Slack, which is what you say, it's a messenger client. The messenger client. That companies can use for corporate communication. It's literally like the oldest technology on the internet. $2.8 billion valuation.

Really? And then as far as I know, it's even really public. I mean, that's like private messaging stuff right? Right. It's like if you set one up for your companies everyone your company can talk and what who made the $2.8 billion It's based on a venture capital investment. Let's see I got I got to look it up. So back in late last year was at a $1.2 billion valuation Now it's at a $2.8. So they secured $160 million financing round back in April, which is what set their valuation at $2.8 billion.

Wow. Wow. Crazy. So there you go. Just making a messenger client. That can't be that hard. I mean, they all basically do the exact same thing. And then at that point, it really just becomes

about market share and that's it. I just hope they can all work together and integrate everything. Like right just, and then at that point, it really just becomes about market sharing. That's it. I just hope they can all work together and integrate everything. Like right now, I use the Apple messenger and I can text people. Yeah, you do that horribly. You do that. Absolutely. Sometimes it goes from like, email, and you're like, to get my email.

And I'm like, what? It came to my, and I'll be it. I'll be, yeah, I text you and say, did you check your email? How's that weird? No, you'll text me. You can't jump media for communication. You go, you text me and it goes to check your email? How's that weird? No, you'll text me You can't jump medium for communication You text me and it goes to my phone and sometimes it goes to my computer and sometimes it goes to my email and like There's no consistency. I will not stop

I won't make it like you do it so horribly like yet because you try you commit the only one It's the first time hearing of it. You can't jump mediums. You've heard of it You've got to stay in the medium. The communication was initiated. You've got to conclude the conversation, and then you can switch to another medium for another conversation. Yeah, where are these rules?

Because you lose the train of thought, or you lose the train of messaging going. Yeah, you do that sometimes too. You'll email me, and then you'll start texting me. And you'll be talking about things that you emailed me but I haven't read your email yet. Oh yeah, I know that all my. Yeah, yeah, because you're and it's all one thought process. It's marked my stuff as priority and having just like, it's Christmas like. So I'll see your text. What is he talking about? And

you're like, did you not read your email? I was like, no, I just, I saw it, I got a text message. All right, you're going to get some very long texts. I will explain the backstory of this going back years. You just type out all your email and instead of emailing it, just copy and paste into text. I will do that. Yeah, I love, so from, when I'm sending messages, I love the fact that there's one interface now that I can do it like from my computer You can text people from me. Text people from my computer. Even Android people in Android phones. I love it

Yeah, I hate receiving it because then it's like boom like a big giant block of Text or alternatively you have the over Text or the over-messager who sent like one sentence at a time each one as its own message Yeah, it's like ding ding ding. What the fuck is going on in my pocket? Bernie nor Like you know you had asshole friends that knew like you know every text message would cost you a certain amount Mm-hmm. So they just send you bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum I would do them people would travel internationally. Oh, I say hey, what's up? How much do you think that is managing is that country?

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And so I've wrapped up production and then immediately went on this trip. And they were working on getting the DVD together. Braining, you were probably on the fucking email chain. And so they sent that PDF with the cover. Yeah, it was costing you for fortune. The cover art. They were, I was on the fucking email chain. And so they sent that PDF with the cover. Oh, yeah, it was costing you for fortune. The cover art, they were, I was on the email chain included, they were sending the cover art and it was like a five meg attachment with PDF

and then somebody's like, ah, can you move the e a little bit to the right? And he's like, like this. And they would send the PDF back. Sure, it's in my pocket the whole time, just checking these emails and downloading this PDF. And I think that conversation cost me something like $600. But I called AT&T.

One thing is great about AT&T, and there's not a whole hell of a lot of things that I really like about AT&T, but one of the things that's really great about them is if you call them and you tell them that they always knock it off your bell. They almost always do. And you can actually go on the website now and retroactively You can retroactively like assign your stuff back like you can say like I want to add the international plan last June 1st the you act 30 days. I like AT&T you know like AT&T they sent me a new modem They were just like hey, here's a new modem or gateway. Whatever you call it I gotta say like this has AC Wi-Fi. I hope you enjoy it

The service I have a time order on you how I. I hate I hate time order. I mixed bag with A.G.T But time Warner is absolutely fucking lousy at my new house the internet goes in and out and I had 18 T I had the gig a bit at my old house that thing was like a dream come true. That's awesome I can upload a two gig Like let's play video file in like seven minutes My wife that like maybe five minutes. My wife, I connection is 400 megabytes a second on Wi-Fi. For a megabytes, yeah.

Megabits. It's still good. It's still good. It's still good. You did. It's still good. Yeah, but it's said, and my new one is like, I'm lucky if it even works half the time.

That sucks. I had, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, you know, years ago, I lived, and when I lived in that rental house, where the full chrome in appearance, oh shit. I had the similar problem with my time order service where it would go out certain times, and it would work certain times, or I would notice that like I was starting to drop packets, and I realized that if the temperature outside was ever over 92 degrees, or below like 65, my internet wouldn't work. It's like a pug.

And I would call time order and tell him. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. It doesn't work because it's hot. It doesn't work because it's hot. It doesn't work because it's cold. They didn't believe in it finally eventually after like four months, it could seem to send someone out.

He comes out and he's like, oh yeah, you know, the PC equipment on the pole, the fan was broken on it So whenever it got hot it would just over heat shut down. I fucking I've been saying this for a month Yeah, why don't you fix it? Yeah, why don't you send someone out? No, we try to be booting your but I've tried I'm putting it in the first fucking thing I did I did that I just like I've done every other god damn time I can do it again though while we're while we're talking on the phone Yeah, they ever like force you to do it. They're like I'm no you, you have to do it again. We're like, all right, I'm doing it now. Just like the most recent time I called my ISP that though. It works. That's the worst. I don't have to hear the office. That's the

worst when you follow their steps and it works. The most recent time I had to call Texas for my ISP, you know, I was going through the ultra-pushing before I called them, I rebooted everything and then we went through all this this process. So unplug the cable from the wall, plug the cable back in, and I did that. I was like, do I want me to power cycle my modem? I was like, no, no, this doesn't need to do that. Hey, can you go ahead and find the power on your modem and pull that out? I was like, what? The power, can you just unplug your modem from the power?

I was like, yeah, I can. I was like, I literally just asked if they wanted to do it. They said no, and then asked me to do it. The power can do some plugging motor from the power Yeah, okay Ask me to do it. They know a power cycle man. I guess not hey, let me do this So this is something I ran you just recently because I'm trying to get all my chord maintenance in my new place There's a plug like Plug as I touch shut down Power save got a power cycle the plug got a plug cycle it but the shut down. Power. You've got to power cycle the bug. Got to bug cycle it. But the thing I'm trying to do is get really great core management because I thug and hate chords.

I hate chords. So one of the things I was trying to do is try to buy a one foot version of a power chord because I got a Roomba. I've never seen Jeff so insulted. I walked into the Cheema in her office and the burger was was on the couch and I said I say real quick question. I said I gotta I gotta think about buying a roomba, and I know you have one should I get one? He like stood up He was like are you are you kidding me? Because how do you not have a roomba? Apparently he has like one of these

Or something he was like he was really upset with me for not having a roomba So now I have a roomba and I want to plug in right next to the wall right next to plug and the fucking room was so dumb If first you does it comes out of its dock and then hit its dock So first he does every time and I drove driver like noctis dock out of alignment that it comes back It's like I can get in here. It's like you fucked it up. You stupid robot But oh, sorry to me to say that about machines. Sorry about that. We're all stupid. No, they're all very helpful. Dude, one kill one yesterday. So here's what I was gonna go in a long way to get to this. But I wanted to buy a one foot version of the power cable,

I'm gonna describe it to you. It goes with like the PlayStation 2. It's a power cable with the two dots and the groove in the middle and you plug it in like that. Okay, that's one version of a power cord. Another version of power cord is the kind with three prongs and the rectangle that goes in the back of a PC Mm-hmm, and there's other kinds of power cord ones are like three dots and then there's one the Xbox it looks like the three-prong one

But don't get two points. Yes What are those called? Park earth. I use them all the time What is the one that goes with the PlayStation 2 called? What is the one that goes with the PC called the rounded one like yeah the rounded one the figure eight It's exactly I was like I can't believe I I know like Everything about like ram and all that and and and and you know different protocols in the internet I don't know the difference of the names of power course. They don't have names. It literally took me like 30 minutes What's it called like a C1 EG adapter and the the

Plug that goes in your wall is in NE1 so it's an NE1 to C1G cord that's what that's called. I don't know idea. Don't you have fucking names? We use them all the time. It's called a micro. It's like a micro. Yeah, but we always get the micro and many confused anyway.

It doesn't really help. And then you end up with like, oh, is it a micro A or is it a micro B? You ever tried to get 2070 when USB A cable is? Oh, God. Is it the printer one? It's a micro B? You're trying to get 2070 when USB A cable is? Oh, God. Is it the printer one? It's the printer one. Yeah, square one, just saying.

No, that's USB B. Is that B? Yeah, it is the rectangle plug in your computer. It's like a device, a device, the other end. A USB device. Oh, I just said it was like a B cable. I don't know how much you have. You don't typically have A to A cable.

No, you never do. Yeah. Because you can't go device to device. And you have to go computer to device. you can you have to go computer to device You can't go computer computer device to device with USB. Gotcha. Oh, here. Let me read this out They're gonna combine USB and lightning. Have you heard that? Yes It's part of USB-C. Are they gonna do that? Yeah, the USB-C adapter plugs for the new Macbooks are gonna be able to like break out to lightning and other things Let's do it. Oh, and USB cables

Yeah, there's USB type C are going to be able to like break out to lightning and other things. Let's do it. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Or Thunderbolt. Orbolt. USB Like the laptop now does not have a power cord it charges via USB-C. Okay. What we see? You know hard it All right, let me let me read it. We'll talk about it. It's basically the equivalent of getting HDMI in audio and video because it's like everything You want basically. I know it's just like I just got new USB You don't have a type C port. It doesn't matter. Don't worry about it. You worry about cables. All right All right, you've seen my new format comes out. He's worried about the cost of cable. No, it's because I have to hard, my hard drives are everywhere in my life. Sorry. So we're about replacing the hard drives. But they need cables.

But the cables come with the new drives. You get the cable. People take them in. People take them, especially the USB 3, like, flat ones. You understand what you want to do. But they come with the engine. You understand the conversation that we're having. You can't just buy a new cable and it upgrades your fucking hard drive

I'm just saying if I get a new hard drive, but that's a new cable and I'm not gonna have a new cable come with a mother fucking cable with it I know but people are gonna take it or it's gonna get lost and I'm not gonna have it So what is it have anything you with the cables that you bought today because I just like I finally got to the point where I have an acceptable amount of cable It's the whole process all over again I don't know why it's so upset I'm with you Bernie. I don't get it. I really don't know what he's talking about I don't I have no idea you seem like a lunatic no like I have a cabinet full of tables I have to hoard them and lock them because people take them and And then I'm like, I need a plug in this drive. I feel like I'm gonna walk, be walking downtown by a homeless crazy person, like put the cable back.

I got the cable, hold up. They used to be two and then there was three and then there was four and then it's like, I'm gonna hide them. The same thing with USB 2, I need a micro cable where is that, oh, we just have the mini cables, I was like, oh, god damn it. Are we ready to read something?

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No, I'm much not gonna good. I I'm I don't feel I don't want to buy I don't want people by my Really Why is that a thing? What if what if a girl bought you underwear? thing. What if what if a girl bought you underwear? What's the example amount of time for you to be dating someone for them to buy you? I mean honest, well, could you do it whatever? I don't really get offended. I never buy my own underwear for the record. Who buys your underwear? Christmas Christmas. I know I only get underwear at Christmas. That's why half my underwear is Christmas theme. Are you fucking 12? What is going on?

If I'm wearing, I'm not today. But half my underwear is Christmas theme. It's like Grinch theme or South Park Christmas. And I'm by these boxes. Whatever it's all Christmas. Do we not pair our boys enough money for them to buy fucking underwear? I don't know. My clothes are like such a waste of money. I don't like buying clothes. Well, yeah.

I don't like going clothes shopping, and especially for something that's especially for something that hardly anyone's going to see. Like my underwear. You know what's not clothes shopping, by underwear, you're not like, you're not going and trying on different underwares do you understand that right yeah like you just I just don't know no honestly I don't because I don't buy underwear it's it's funny you say that because I was right with you playing I tried to do it I tried to rack my brain what else wouldn't he buy for himself at this point like what else you get

Christmas or a long time I never bought socks I buy socks now what is the difference between buying socks and buying underwear? What is the difference in the process? I guess I just, I don't know where it lasts longer. That's about it. It sucks. At least it sucks. It's funny you say that you don't care about your underwear because before this podcast

I just blame it Daniel gave like Gus and I this like three-minute speech about what kind of underwear girls like and we're like Both you guys are single I don't know why you're playing us the best types of underwear My like my girl see this you know what they think and it's like my thinking on underwear is if a girl gets a point where she's looking at your underwear Yes, she's past the point of no work. Yeah You know what I mean? Chris means, Chris means. Let me tell you something.

She's not going to see my, to clarify that, to say my grint stole Christmas underwear. Chris, please clarify that statement. Chris just means that if she's seeing your underwear, you guys are probably already like, we're already, like she's free to, yeah. Yeah. She can make her own.

Yeah. What I mean is that it most likely, what I'm saying is if we're if we're at the point where we're like Taking off that many clothes. She's not gonna be like well. I don't know about this guy look at his underwear Yeah, she's not gonna judge me based on my underwear at that one. She might judge you, but you know, she'll yeah Let's see probably not a deal break if you get a girl all the way down and she's got Grinch underwear on brand Oh, yeah My positive be like it's July My she's wearing a goddamn wear my first mystery

my free and candy cane my positive be like how I She's she has to be over 18 right? Like that would have been my worry like like I I mean, I mean, that was like, I mean, and I actually said, like she went in July, she went in Merry Christmas underwear. That's gonna give you a pause. No, I'm okay.

I'm like, oh my god, she's like, this is six months. But that's like her date. You're just gonna be upsetting. I mean, I have Ninja Turtles underwear. I wouldn't wear it, you know, on a date. Well, not a first two actually. Yeah. I mean, shoppers and skate like that's just for brand. I wouldn't wear it, you know, on a date. Well, not a first two actually. Yeah.

That's just for brain. You guys are the perfect target for that ad that I just ran. Yeah. You guys are the perfect case study. You're buying like a bit. Underwear once a year. You're getting underwear once a year from a relative's. Yeah.

It's kids get tense. And they still the thing is my relatives. So frequently it's like the thing that's closest to your body. You know what's gonna happen is it all this every time Chris Goes in a vet from now on to people are gonna bring him underwear So you will never have to buy underwear again great you'll be great. It's all life and never buy great I hate buying underwear. You haven't done it. How do you know? I'm like, oh, no, no, no, I'm curious what at its core what at its fundamental is it that you hate about buying underwear? Thank you And it's core what at its fundamental is it that you hate about buying underwear Thanking I don't like trying

I don't like trying You shouldn't try on underwear Let's be clear about it I don't like size Look at the size Go to the inside I don't know if I have no idea what size underwear Ask your mom and show her

I know I know You really don't know I swear to God You're a adult You're a medium They pay tax Am I? Yeah, you're a medium

I hope they do No, you know Every April my family has a medium. They paid tax. Yeah, you're a medium. I hope they do every April my family Has to XK and they fill it out for me The devil bomber by myself No My dad's girlfriend. She is really good taste She's also a bunch of underwear I Think I'm all my clothes most of my clothes. I think I'll get me underwear

I'm trying to remember someone gave me Calvin Klein underwear and I'm trying I can't track down who it was In buying underwear you would never buy underwear for somebody though, right? I don't like a ray. Well, that's yeah, it's different. Well girls underwear is like much better than guys underwear No, it's like all like that's my I've seen that before I once tried to buy like what does that mean? Girls have fancy underwear that's like, guys, I'm Chris's fan most is amazing. Guys underwear is just like, it's a thing that it's just you wear it and I don't, I'll accept whatever I wear.

Whenever Chris explains it, you just mute it, look at he's like explaining what a rainbow is every single time. It's on freely and it's a can't do it and a can't do it. All right. Anyway, go on. Sorry. I once, I got lingerie for a girl before.

I once tried to get like a, I was like, here's a gift card to this place. Oh, that's not sexy. Oh, that's not one way of what. I don't know, it's this place on 183 and Anderson and Burnett. Anderson and Burnett. Anderson and Burnett. No, it doesn't say lingerie in the title. Taboo?

Taboo lingerie? It's not taboo. That's what I'm hearing off behind me. I can't remember the name. Where'd you go? No, nothing ever. And I can't like nudge. It can be like a gift card I got you.

It's like candies? Candies? No, it's not like one of the, it's like a nicer boutique place that has normal clothes and then other nice clothes. Oh, look it up. It's nice clothes and then the other one. I'll look it up. Here, I'll find out.

I don't provoke it. I have it. Okay, so. But you wouldn't buy just like underwear, like just like straight, like, we have a rooshie scarf coming out. Yeah. Looks cool. It does.

It looks like it's on the achievement 101. Mm-hmm. It was green So I'm assuming there was a miss print or it's the achievement under one Fast Fascinations that might be it. Is it kind of like a bigger or mid-sized building? I think they're using Google to try to help you get. Okay, when was this? I don't want to say that because that would like make the part you know, I don't want to Sometime what happened if what was the reaction? Okay, so you went to the store we were there together And I was like, oh, hey, this is cool. I'm gonna get this you cool with it. She's like yeah, I was like sweet

And I got it and I was like man, you know I mean, maybe she doesn't want to spend the money herself on this stuff But if I just give a gift card, you know, what was the reaction when you handed her the gift card for fascinations? And you were like, go knock yourself out with all the crazy underwear. It might have been email. I can't remember. What do you mean? It might have been email.

I can't remember. No, it was a gift card gift card. You're, you're so you're terrible gift giver. What was your case? I got you a pipe once that is I'm a standby my previous statement. So you were really in a pipes You had the to me the gift card to go for her to go get lingerie for herself That's like one step up the handwritten coupon for like Loving times or like a one hour massage. That's like right there above it I thought I thought it was like I thought it'd be more comfortable

I thought it was like well you know essentially buying a gift for yourself and Math and yet and not getting it I don't know if you're making someone else do the work so you want you to show the Dome and like I don't know what size to get what if I get the wrong size and it's like I don't know what size to get what if I get the wrong size and it's like They don't replace you you make a good point if you got like I would never buy anybody just abroad like I would never do that Because then it's like you're just asking for trouble because if you get it too small That's bad and if you get too big that's bad There's like you got no way nail it you nail it and plus maybe you know, there's a lot to choose from Yeah, you know, I don't know what's coming. I don't know what's coming. You know, but uh I

Didn't phrase it though as he go babe get yourself something I like Make it cross-let's Like that You don't get No, I'm pretty sure no, no, no, I bought it in the store. So it was definitely like a hard like it was I gave it It was a physical copy and I gave it and it's not like I was like hey, you know This is pre-Christmas. What was her? Oh, it was a Christmas gift. No, I was like it's not like it was a pre-Christmas thing It was obvious that it was okay. Oh, I thing. It was obvious that it was, can't say. What was her reaction? You hand her a gift card for the fancy underwear store.

What did she say? I thought she was excited about it, but I turned out to be wrong. Because she never used it. She never used it. And it just said any most gift cards going to use. All I know is if someone had given me a gift card for underwear, I would not use it.

You just waited out for the next Christmas. I... What would it take? Let's say you got this Christmas, nobody gives you underwear. What are you going out and buying underwear at that point? Who buys you the underwear? Who's like the Deaths' their go-to gift for you? My grandmother. What is... What currently, approximately, to the best of your knowledge,

how many pair of underwear do you have at home? Probably 25 to 30 what 25 to 30 pair of underwear you own at home? What is starting an army? What is the oldest pair how long have you had your longest pair of underwear 25 to 30? 15 years What the fuck man I just read the fuck man I have

Not in common for my underwear to lose the elasticity To where to where, to where it looks like I'm wearing just a sack. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I got that. And I just, what is it? I can really have a print on it if it can.

Is it like saved by the bell or anything? No, I mean, she's mad. Oh, I'm like mad. It's 15 years old. Those haven't gotten like, desecrated at times through the years by what yourself no Decorated it's a little you know like you know the kitchen there. No, they just bad underwear at this point Yeah, it's like

When the elasticity goes out is when they go with the trash So you got a pair that's 15 years and going with the elasticity one pair yet This it's what is it? It's just plaid. And tight. It's a little tight. Is it? Yeah.

This 15 years old. Chris, why do you hold onto it? You got it. It's still good. You got it. How old is Chris? How old is Chris? I don't know if you're not going to find even you.

Chris, how old are you? 28. 13. He said that. I don't know where it that under words 13 years old Have you had anything you were 13 years old? No, no bad My devilishly good looks Don't those look like the loose ones they ride up on you and you end up like having a bunch of you Yeah, I have a no you don't you throw them out. That's the way that works by some more

And I just donated a bunch. Don't, what you donated underwear? Yeah, I watched them first. They don't take that. They don't. They just, they don't have a way. You just wait. But somebody can use it.

They're about your underwear. You know why? That's fucking unsanitary. You know, you, that's what you wash it. Is it unsanitary for you to re-wear your own underwear? I would not re-worse someone else's underwear. Yes you would. What if you got them on discount? What?

There was... I have other underwear that isn't mine. I don't want it. What does that mean? I don't want to know. I can tell you a lazy team story. So for lazy team we had to wear these thongs. And we had to wear them under our latex super suit.

They're called dancers belts, but they're thongsongs and they had our names written all of them and I'm gonna go to much detail because I'm worth or anybody the bus but I go into my trailer and I just was like I got a kick around reading lines stuff like that but I get ready then I go to put on my thong and I realized it's not my thong it's got someone else to name it and I was like oh god damn what a stupid mistake for wardrobe to make. And I walk out of my trailer door and I see the person whose name is in the thong I'm holding already in full costume. And I was like, I have, I went to the cotton little wardrobe people and I said, I have no idea how to tell you this, but that person is probably very nice. My thong. And they went until the person and they were

I've never seen I thought they were just gonna explode for a uniform to get that thing off they freaked out Did they tell me they were wearing your thongs? They just said we think it was a mixture of whistlet thongs So then we all demanded new thongs after that Because I had the my thong they wanted to give me back my thong and I'm like I'm not doing that Can you thong every day? I can't need to st They want to give me back my thong and I'm like, I'm not doing that. She ain't new thong every day.

I'm gonna need to stomp it the other day. He didn't do thong. But the best part of my day, I really sympathized with ladies where tea back underwear, the best part of my day was getting that fucking thong out of my butt. That was that was like after eight hour day on the set. It was like unbelievable. What a nightmare. I'm trying to pull something up here.

What do you pull it up? Let's see if I can get this to work. So I showed up to don't show the image yet. But I showed up to film shaft shots. And you know, shaft shots were supposed to be nude. So they got us dancers belts to wear. So it looked like we were in nude. They't you my dancer's belt to go get changed in the bathroom And I take a look at it It's got your fucking name on it. Yep. Yep That's how that's how we can buy another one. That's how little they care about it It was probably your fault. I see the person responsible for it over there spend the fucking five dollars and go get a new one Yeah, I texted you I texted you that photo. Yeah.

Yeah. So you and I, you and I share a special bond. Did you wear it? Do you know I did? That's the one way bond. I did not put that falling back on again. Or did I? Wait a minute. Did I have to put that, I think I had to put that thing on for the other day for something? Motherfucker. Why can't you tell the story last week, man? Fuckin' A. I, tell the story last week, man. Fucking a I I was by the way, what's weird that we were just don't or that you only have 84 pictures on your phone That was what I texted you that's 84 pictures and I texted you okay. Oh, no

I went to block my text history with you and okay details. I had an awkward introduction with someone No, no, I don't believe So I met the broadcast intern earlier. I was taking a shower. In the bathroom. In the bathroom here at the office. And you know, there's that like shower curtain. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like a shower curtain, but it's like the shower curtain and it's like the people people the sink is right there. I just got the shower. I was putting it to shower Yeah, it's like a shower It's exactly what it is. I put on my boxers and then I was putting on deodorant I dropped my deodorant I went to pick up my deodorant and in the process

I kind of like came out of the shower curtain area to pick up my deodorant, and in the process, I kind of like came out of the shower curtain area to pick up my deodorant, and he was washing his hands, but I hadn't met him yet. How much come out of you came out of the shower curtain? Like, did you back out? No, no. I was wearing underwear, I wasn't like, unclowed. There was 15-year-old underwear in there.

I knew the green door. And it was like, still one of those things, so it's like, I was like like I don't have it met this person I should introduce myself. No Hey Chris by the way how old is that intern how old? 22 so he was like seven when you got I guarantee They will never have a job again the rest of life where they meet somebody work with in the fucking shower

Like out of the shower. I was just like hey, I'm Chris nice. What's your name? And then I was like oh, yeah, so what do you do? And it was like kind of that like what that awkward? You know like oh, yeah cool So all right, well I'm gonna get dressed now I'm sorry. Why did you feel they need to have a conversation? Couldn't you say oops. It's Chris. That's why. Yeah, just Chris. Just say, hey, what's up?

Let's talk later. That would be weirder, I think. Because that's like a, like, hey, let's talk. You know, I gotta say too, it's like that the internet should not feel bad because that's all of our experiences with Chris all the time basically. So I never, I hate to say this, it's not gonna get me better. Do you tell you what it's pants? Did you start? Did you go into that? Let me tell you why I'm not wearing pants right now.

Thanks, Wayne. Why are you wearing underwear that has the three wives in it? What is that to you? All right, well, we should wrap up. I can make one clarification. Okay, make a clarification. So I remember when I got the gift card. Yes. It was when we were in the store for the first time and I saw everything there and she was

still shopping around. I went and I bought like a big-esque gift card Why is it why can you clarify that why do you tell apart? It's not worse that I was in there and I was like buying it while she was there Not really How do you buy a gift card unless you yeah go to the place? Yeah, but it's not okay. You don't want something you're a weirdo and you went back to the sex store I think that would be normal That would be more normal as you go back to someplace and you get the gift card

Not like while they're over there. You're buying this gift card. It's weird It's you making a transaction and buying something without Finding something else. What's the worst gift you ever got worst gift I ever got I can't surprise and every all right on the normal one. No, that's not normal. You're fucked up um I don't know I can't think of a bad guy. I can't think, I can't even think of any gift I've gotten. Yeah, I wanted to buy a new subwoofer for the room that Chris and Brandon destroyed at my old, old old house. And so my ex knew that. So for my birthday, she wrote me a check for

$500 to go get a subwoofer. But it was my check. She literally, it was my name was at the top of it. And it was like $500 from me to me. I was like, what is this? Because it was such once you know that it's symbolic. It's a thing that's been the money. I'm like, it's my life.

It's like you said, like the little thing you write yourself like one hour back or a half. And then it turned out to be over time a very invaluable gift because then I couldn't buy a shit of your gift than that. It was impossible. That like set the bar like too low. It's like, well, I got you a box of half eaten chocolate.

It's like, at least I didn't write you a check with your own name. That was a good, you guys getting bad gifts like that? Have you given any bad gifts? Please I didn't write you a check with your own You guys getting bad gifts like that? Have you given any bad gifts you guys seem like you'd be giving that I was I'm a good gift giver dude Uh, I'm telling you a gift card to a lingerie shop is probably not the way to go That's lots of like I think a gift is like you know, I'm just giving her something a gift like something What what was the occasion No, the occasion was like this door is awesome. It wasn't a sex store anything. It was just like a clothing place What does that mean? Well, it wasn't a sex

It's not like you kept me we kept naming like you know Um adult gift shops. It's not like that. So it's fascinating. It's an adult gift shop Maybe still have our fact checker over there. They don't I sure I'm not okay the Patrick sometime. I bought a girl underwear You bought a girl underwear. What is it in a Christmas in seventh or eighth grade? What we hadn't even kissed yet Just let him talk it was just like it was like one of my first girlfriend's ever we've been dating for like a month or something and it was our one month anniversary

and my friend was like i was like i don't know what to get a he's like you should buy us lot sexy lingerie you're shitting me how was your friend was your friend the same age as you were to step would you go i don't know i don't know i went to a i I think I went to Victoria's Secret. Did your mom drop you off in the mall? Yes.

And I bought a thong-type thing. You did not do that. I'm cringing, I'm cringing. And I bought it. And then at school, I was two embarrassed to give it to her. So I was like, here. And I just handed her it, wadded up in my fists.

And then ran off. He had like a box or anything. So you just a kid walking around with underwear. I was like, I was like, I was like, we've got panties in your pocket. I got you something. It's great.

I got you something. I handed it to her and I was like all right I got a class and ran off like I just booked it I didn't look wait I just like handed her a wadded thing and ran that was it what happened she ever talked to you again not not she said thank by order of the court no she did it last much longer oh my god so you got nowhere to go but up from there. Yeah, so that's, she still has it. I'm sure, yeah, I'm certain she still has it.

Because I, she keeps her underwear longer than I do. Ha ha ha. What? All right. Well, everybody was, you guys, I know what happened here. Oh, I should mention, we're, I meant to talk about this earlier. We're actually

Changing up the release schedule a little bit. Yes, so we got feedback about when we changed like two weeks ago We brought everything in line and the live podcast which we're watching right now We're if you're listening later. This is how we record it live for sponsors We get some we got some feedback we talked about it before Where people felt like there was a previous benefit where the sponsors would have the podcast for an additional day, even though that really wasn't the case, but we can't really escape that that is the perception that that's the way it was.

So guys, we're modifying the schedule to get in line with what people want. Right. So the feedback. Sponsors will have a 24 hour window of exclusivity for release after which the podcast will be released for the general public So that becomes effective with this episode so for example this episode will go up for sponsors at 11 a.m. Which is earlier than normal

on Tuesday be Ex-windowed exclusivity and window exclusive for 24 hours and then it'll go to the general public to on Wednesday Wednesday on the Ruchis site and YouTube at the same time. Correct. For public on both places at the same time. Correct. It'll be on the Rushi site for sponsors on Tuesday and now Wednesday on YouTube. And it will be the, what we had just

until right before this, we had, it was a week delayed going to YouTube. So now it's all down to Wednesday of the same week. Exactly. So last change we're going to make, but we appreciate the feedback and we're reacting to the feedbacks. Yeah, we're taking it all. Look at get that stuff. We're taking it all in.

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