Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #333

Episode Date: July 21, 2015

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers will learn that an Anthony Mackie comes a new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-octane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church. Twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock Hello everyone welcome to the Ristetead podcast this week brought to you by nature box and trunk club

Oh nature box bloody hell. Oh my god, super godike. We'll talk more about our sponsors later in the show. I don't know if I can talk about them right now. Is this podcast 333? Both of them. I think it is. It is? So satisfying. We should've done something that we

should only have three people on the podcast. I can leave. I can leave. It's something special. I can leave you guys alone. We're not people. Or have three people talking three times as loud as normal, right back behind a shut up.

If I had to guess it would be the Adams and Tech. Yeah, well they have the new site launching. So I wish see if you can hear on the stream. That's totally bad. Wow. They're excited. They're launching our new version of our website. Yes, tonight. Good cut to Bernie.

I'm the one fucking Tim. Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no It honored that we're not taking questions or interactions on Twitter anymore. I put on Twitter I went on to a journal on the RT site so I'm moving all the back over to the RT site now going forward every week Yeah, we'll see. I mean it's like I recognize the fact that once we launch the site and the fucking chuckle bum back Once we launch a site we're gonna have problems anything that's like connected to the internet Where you point everybody at it at one point in time whether it's a new video game or anything? Once we launch a site, we're going to have problems. Anything that's connected to the internet, where you point everybody at it at one point in time, whether it's a new video game, or anything, it doesn't matter what it is,

you're going to have some problems. We're not going to be immune to that. We're going to have some connectivity issues. Chris, yeah, well, I mean, the reason we used Twitter in the first place for our chat and our communication during the podcast was the old site couldn't scale and handle the appropriate amount of trials. There was a lot of reasons.

There was a lot of reasons. But it makes more sense to be doing it. We also couldn't have a collective hashtag, really, on that site, could we? of tries. There was a lot of reasons. There was a lot of reasons. So it makes more sense to be doing. We also couldn't have a collective hashtag really on that site. Could we? Yeah, but I think a lot of stuff is going to be addressed and uh. Didn't we have we had a chat a live chat when we first launched a live podcast? Yeah and it would just it was unreadable. Yeah, because you had you know a couple thousand people talking at once. There is no cap. You use periscope. I do use periscope. Don't use periscope. Gus use periscope. Sometimes. On periscope I do you don't use periscope Gus you use periscope sometimes

On periscope. I don't know why it's not a feature that if you follow me and You do a periscope I should be able to get in your chat all the time. Yes, absolutely If one of your followers or someone is to say someone whom you are following like DMing on Twitter Exactly right you should always be able to get in the chat Yeah, like if you end up in my periscope I want you to be able to chat. I agree You got into the chat and one of my periscope set come back. I got a like it's like a race to hit that So was it like you have like the first 10 seconds before it's first 100 people which is probably like 10 seconds It's with not even I think it's within the two first two seconds And a lot of times you'll see it and it's like no, no, you need to make it like it looks like you made it

But then you didn't make it I was like oh sweet five people up nope. Yeah then it's like, oh no, you need to make it. It looks like you made it, but then you didn't make it. Or it's like, oh sweet, five people, oh no. Yeah, it's like a technology that I feel like they weren't fully done with. They just had to rush it out because mere cat was getting popularity. Yeah. Well, here it is, it's done. Yeah, I don't know. There's something bizarre about it. But since being the stuff that's, I got to bring this up, because I was going to bring

this up right before we started the podcast. I want to talk to you guys about this. Is it a problem with your phone? No, it is something that can't let me app store. So we put out a let's play a couple of weeks ago for agario Which is actually like a gar dot I.O. Well a gar is stuffing the little right we're saying it wrong and ever And once we said agario We kept calling it agario because it's a G AR dot I.O. Mm-hmm. It's saying that's not the name of the game.

The name of the game is nagario. The name of the game is agger. And they just had to put the dot i.o. at the end because they had to have a domain name for it. It'd be like saying a ristratythcom. Because it's a web game, right? Yeah. Except all those fuckers who corrected us, it came out in the app store and it's called

fucking aggerio in the app store. It's no reason. There's no reason to have a web address in an app. You don't need it. You don't need the domain and they put the dot I.O. there. So it is a Gario. It absolutely is a Gario or a Gar I.O. Or a Gar. Well, a kill. People were saying the I.O. was like didn't even matter. Agorio is a much cooler name than Aga.

Aga. Agar? Or Agar? Where's the Goryo? People can tell me to play it, and other people can keep downloading them when they tell me to go play Agorio. I don't know. I'm actually Agor.

You may have just made a terrible mistake. I made a terrible mistake. It's the porn version of Agario. Just about your boobs floating around. It's the Ashley Madison website. So that's crazy. That's the dumbest thing man, so that's crazy the That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. What is it? It's like an epileptic fit on a screen. Oh, I can't get out of this now. I got it. Oh, it was like the dude from What's the dumb movie saw?

Yeah, I'm just flying I want to play a little game So like a bright like brighter day. No, no, you're just wider today So Ashley Madison website got hacked, and everyone's personal information. For those who don't know what's Ashley Madison. It's a website that builds itself as a way for married people to find affairs. I think their tagline is like a short haven affair. Straight into the point. I never understood this site.

Why wouldn't you just make a Tinder account for yourself or something like that or an okay Cupid account or plenty of fish or whatever all the other dating site, I think it's like you literally are signing up for a site That labels you as an adulterer and now someone hacked it and stole all the personal information I feel like registered on the website the reason to have that is because everyone on it is equally at fault So if you see someone else who wants to cheat and you want to cheat, it's like you will tell. Oh, that might be the case with Tinder. Or if you're sitting the expectation appropriately. Exactly. Like, just like, you know, or it's just like if you're on Tinder and like, maybe your wife's

friend sees you, they could tell them, but they bitch probably wouldn't be on that website unless they're also. Oh, I'm it's a found you an ax an Ashley Madison, they would say I'm not going to say hi, I know that. But look at this. Because then they would also It was like 37 million users. And they will have their like greatest sexual fantasies listed on the floor. So we're talking about what 36 and a half million dudes. And the people who have the site said that they want, I believe they said they want Ashley Madison to shut down.

Otherwise, they're going to release all of the personal information. Well, they're not going to release information. They're done. I mean, right? I mean, this is unbelievably damaging. Yeah. This has happened. Why is it called Ashley Madison?

I don't know. Why is it called that? Is that like a famous adulterer? I'm only heard of it because of the state. The state of the adulterer. This is how it's done. It's a good hester print. Yeah. All right.

It's a scarlet letter reference for those of you out there. You're welcome. You're welcome. One person. No, it's over there. All right. Why is it called? That'd be a great Gavin, no Google. Why is it called? Why so many results? Speaking of Gavin,

Google, we're going to do that to you, right? Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, we are going to do today. Okay. I'm looking up. Sorry. I'm looking at it from any camp multitask Delivered him hand delivered in the perfect segue. This name of the site was created from two popular female names actually and Barbara Not Barbara if you were thinking Madison you would be correct Damn it. I didn't see making any sense. They just they just chose two female names their motto is short or as Mato is life is short. Have an affair Yikes, just like those and you know what's interesting to me is though. I had to say what two people found each other husband and wife

I'd be like the peanut colada song. I think you're married. Oh One person left. I would imagine if a husband and wife found each other, they would just start a couple of relationships. Or they would just go, oh, we don't want to be together, let's get divorced. I guess. I don't know. It would be like, if you had heard about the site where you can go with your long-time partner,

and that you apparently can't communicate with, and you can go, and you can fill out all your fantasies, like everything you'd like to do, and then they also fill the same quiz, and then it shows you only the matches. So if one of you's into like mega anal, the other one is the same at all. There's an app, is that what you're talking about? Well, I just know I know a bit of a servicer's site.

There's an app you could do where you each answer individually and it matches up only what you both are, yes. Or you could talk. Or you could just talk. Or you could just be like, hey. Or you talk to a person that you sleep next to you in our most. Yeah, I think it's better for a new relationship. You might reveal something that you're not going to get back.

Hey, so if it's a new relationship, though, don't you just ask for it? And then like if they're not into it, then it's like, take a hike. Well, maybe like new is in like a couple months, not instant. Yeah, mega anal might have. We have you had an interesting question about mega anal this morning. What was my question? Oh, yeah. You were trying to figure out if it would be possible

to stick a flaccid penis. That's what would happen if you stuffed a flaccid penis into a butt and then got aroused. Would it kind of flop out? Or would it stay inside and expand? I think if you're like to the point where the base is in, it would stay in, but I think if it was like half in, it would probably flop out. We were also talking about inhaling through your anus.

No. Because, okay. You're too possible. You can explain that. You need to explain what you were trying to say. I'm serious. Have you ever been, for whatever reason, you don't have to be naked, just like on all fours, like under a desk plug in something in.

Your anus takes an air. No does absolutely does not I have never taken air into my look you're not living burning right it's going on fours like arch your back and just relax and it's kind of like a slow so how big is your anus absolutely that is your colon like a vacuum? What's going on? That you would like...

I think it's mainly the anus. What's the differential pressure? Got to be someone in the audience who's been on Ophors and taking a breath with the anus. There's got to be someone or this is something anyone can do because these are two different things around. Why? Try with you.

I can't do that. You know you've never been in this place. You're gasoline over now. Just get on the horse. I've got my earpiece on. I can't. Buddy, you're up. I I've got my earpiece on a can buddy. You're up I know I know that the colon I know it colon is very You do it. Yeah, why wouldn't I do it? You want me all around all four?

So let's put the mic down by your aina so we could hear no no you We go no you don't really get a face camera with you Well, I gotta face my microphone. Okay, sir Put your butt to the mic right now a face camera with you. I'm going to knock it over. Well, I got to face my microphone. OK. So you put your butt to the mic. Right. Now, make it so your back is level. My back's level. Horror's on to.

And then an odd show back. Kind of. Am I living out of your fantasy here? This is mega anal. This is going to end up. It's totally trolling you right now. I know it totally is. So I go my back level and then it arth my back.

But you make it so that you're down here showing this to me. Because I know what I'm saying. So I have him. He asked the question. my back, but you make it so that you're down here showing this to me because I know I Know he asked the question Basically Sherpa basically then relax your spinked I don't ever lack just make sure you not take but and then Are you getting anything? Anything I can't even try You're the worst person ever. It's good to be someone in your journal. He's done it I'll look I think I can't remember what I do it. You're the worst person ever. Let's go out of here, someone in your journal.

He's done it. I'll look. I think I can't remember what I was doing when I discovered it, but I was like, it works every time, and then you can just let press it out. It's a way to make farts, I think. Are you... Piling your eggs? So, okay. I don't have any confirmation. I'm looking through your journal. Uh, comments here, Bernie.

Yes. Melissa Green says, Gavin is absolutely right. Yes! Feline One says, it's true Gavin. Bernie, he's right. It's a women. Are these girls because there's a difference between your vaginal hole and your butt. Lessons from Bob. I'm just saying no. I have experience. I do I have podcasts class five. In the educational category. You'll say you're never doing your butt in your vagina. You've sucked an a through your Vichois. Oh yeah, especially during yoga or Pilates

You're in some compromising positions, especially on all forest and you get like fucking wind tunnel in there in and out mega-queue megacweep. Yeah So but but whole but whole I don't know what is Pilates What is white yoga? What is Pilates? I don't know either What is Pil white yoga? What is Pilates? I don't know either So it's associated with yoga right and super models do it I think it's like a big deal if you do Pilates I think it's like a type of yoga where they put hot rocks on you while you do your stretching. It's like hot

It's like you know what bickering yoga is no that's still with me Take you and they put you in a room is like 105 degrees Wow yoga with other people for like an hour and a half That sounds like that would stick otherwise not hot yoga hot yoga. I think bickering is like as they actually put it like Radicalize yoga like they really mean about it So Pilates I would say it's Pilates is like stuff with like isometrics where you're doing yoga, but then you're pushing on the ground Like you're there's something else. It's a next level thing on it.

I would say it's like a clenching-based exercise where you work your... Based off the fact that it's a winter. Like a full body kegel kind of. Yeah, you work on all your... Eee, and all that. All right, I just sat in there. What is it? Pilates is like yoga.

I don't know exactly how to explain it, but you're using your body weight a lot more and doing things that are a lot more intense. That's a lot more movement than yoga yoga tends to be poses and holding poses. But you're using your core right here. You have to really hold your core and like that. It's a lot of stuff with your core and all the time with your core. There's a lot of like, planks and things like that too. It's a lot more body strength rather than flexibility like yoga. So there's tons of people in the comments by the way, agreeing with Gavin, that there's the things. And they said that Bruce even demonstrated it on an episode of on the spot. Bruce from Funhouse. Bruce did good on all fours at one point. I forget what he was doing.

But you are dumb too. There's something you're saying that people are saying that air entering your butt while you're on all fours is how you make far see now you being you being an idiot with it but we look at the majority of people the majority of people in general are saying that you are absolutely correct all right one point for Gavin thank you there's more pilates for a wonder what all the non-quarters reading these

comments are thinking like what the fuck is going on right now well not right now so There's oh There's a guy on our site Says his name is Garwood, but it's not official so I'm not sure if it really is but the the he says apparently actually Madison requires you to pay $20 to delete your account Okay, I read about that. Oh one of the one of the things they said in the manifesto the people to hack it was like

Oh, by the way this $20 to remove your account. They never removed your account. We have that too Every they have a list of everyone who paid to have their information. Well, it's just you they're basically unlisting it on the from the site They're not deleting any record of it. Nobody deletes anything like it's it's it's very difficult to delete stuff from the internet And I think what they said was specifically it's like we have your Your username might be gone, but we have your name and your address and your credit card number and we'll be releasing all of that. So they have all the important stuff. Yeah. All the real stuff. This is also a paid site in general. I guess so. There's a credit card associated with, yeah, is there like a premier thing? People are lazy. How do you get a rank based

on how many a faz you've had? I would be, you can rank. Five cents. There's a leader board. What's that common one? Good people rate you too after the affair. Or it's like Uber, it's like a medium effect. Hey, what's the site where a lady's rank dudes?

I just heard about this. Ladies rank dudes, like a hot or not type thing? Nope, if they rank dudes they've been with. And it's a, I just read about this damn thing. What is it, Ariel? Anybody know what that is? It's like a rate my professor, but and it's just right about this damn thing. What is it? I know what that is It's like a right my professor, but for guys. Yeah, exactly kind of thing interesting Septus I have to do some research. Yeah, like whether or not you could suck in ariders, but and stuff like that Well, they're not even a mega anal

Cody suck a flash of penis. Is that what this is going? Can you suck a flash of penis? So one of my dirty pleasures Uh, go on which actually hates is that I will sometimes read the relationships subreddit on Reddit. It's all just like people's relationships going terribly wrong. It's just like crazy people. It's a scandal. Yeah. Yeah, I know we say like they make updates and everything on there.

And there's never the update that is like, hey, I talked to my partner and everything was okay. That's never that. It's like, yeah, no, I went through every part of their social media and hacked into all their data and I found out they're dickhead and everything collapsed on me. But the top post was in there today was a woman saying, my husband just called me and told me,

like to head off, get ahead of the curve, that he made an actually Madison account when he was single. And his name shows up in the list. That's what that is. But it's about cheating. What's that? It's about cheating. It's the first person pointed out that the comments was like, so the best case to hear is that your husband,

when he was single, wanted to date people that were married. Yeah. So we interesting to see where that one goes. I think so. But it's all over like people like Panicking about this thing, which I totally get. I mean, was a list comes out?

If it does come out, it's going to cause a lot of problems. It might set a record for the amount of divorce this year. So, I want to also make a point that it's like, why not just if you're a divorce leader, just like search by your city and just like, notify, notify people all day, notify husbands and wives. It's like, hey, your spouse is on this list. Just send out flyers like you. Here's my number. Here's my number. I've already prepared your side of the paperwork. Yeah. Oh my god. Sign here and make the check out to me Yeah, that's a hot button issue, but I was gonna say that I did find interesting that This kind of like came right after another kind of online

event which was there was a dude. I want to be careful. I say here. I believe he's part of the Condonast family It's a married dude. Yes, Mary dude wife three be careful what I say here. I believe he's part of the condon-assed family. It's a married dude. Yes. Married dude, wife, three kids from what I can tell from the pictures, and Gawker reported about a porn star who apparently lives in Austin, Texas. He made arrangements to meet with a male porn star in some other city, and he was going to fly him there, and he was going to, it was an arrange like, it was a meeting, like he was going to be paid to come meet with this guy privately and so it was pretty clear that that was a bad deal like he or that was a bad deal but it was unscrupulous writing and then once the person this is all alleged by the

Gawker story once the person found out the porn star found out who the person who this guy was he was powerful he apparently had some kind of real estate issue where he'd been evicted from a building in Austin and uh... he was gonna have this guy try help solve the problem and then the guy was like oh guys i can't make it like once you i told him he knew who he was he said i can't make it too bad that we're like to have met up with you and all that stuff so then he started i guess it was like some kind of extortion thing he ended up giving the information to gocker

gocker then prints the article and and and prints the guy. And everybody on my social media feed was outraged that they outed this guy because he was a family, he had a family, but they didn't know that he was gay, apparently gay or bisexual, and they were outing him. And that was they they they saw as a great transgression. Those same group of people in my social media feed, when this actually Madison thing came out, they're all like, he, he, he, he, you know, like they can't wait for that to happen. Is that a different category than I'm missing out here?

Like are they putting someone on power on a different level than the rest of these people? No, I think it's the fact that the guy is gay, is that that's why it's, it's egregious to them, is that because they outed him when he wasn't ready to be out of the essentially. So the fact that he was cheating is not the fact that he was cheating like was somehow was was less

than in that case. I hadn't thought about that and connected those two. But you know the gocker thing right? It was last week and people were very upset about it. Yeah, they pulled that story. Uh-huh. Against the the wishes of the editors and I think a few of the editors resigned over the weekend because of that from gocker. So the board pulled the article and then the editorial staff to have resigned, I think today. I can look it up. I could see how the story seems like it's just outing this person for being gay and embarrassing them in that way or telling the world before they were ready to. But essentially he's cheating. He's cheating on his wife. And also it's I mean they're basically helping

someone blackmail or extort somebody else. Yeah. They are helping them do that. But that's exactly what the hackers are doing, right? I mean, they're deciding they want to extort this site, you know, whether to take it down or whatever, they're doing something and then the rest of the media is gleefully going along with it to help them. What is stopping someone from signing up on Ashley Madison as you now? Well, that's a good question. I guess nothing.

Thanks for bringing it up. I'm gonna have to remember that excuse. I guess nothing. I guess that's not a card to be wrong. Yeah, but they could find an address and a, you know. I use those for full disclosure. I don't have an account on a site like that. When I was single, I thought about making a,

I guess either an okay cupid or a match.com account. I thought about doing it, but what kept me from doing that is I thought that it's almost certain that somebody would recognize me on there. I knew somebody who was fairly well known, and they had a profile, and the person immediately,

like one of the first people to run said, hey, are you so-and-so? And they were like, fuck. So, yeah. But I just, I just always figured that would be the case of the first people around said, hey, are you so-and-so? And they were like, fuck. So, yeah. But I just always figured that would be the case. I'm an Ashley Madison. It's like, if anyone's made an account in Ashley Madison, I'm assuming that it would, that would

already be public information. Like, somebody, it's public. You just join the site, and you can see other people. You're supposed to find people. Right. Does it get scraped by Google? Like, could you see, just by searching through Google, could you find people like that?

But when you, rather have someone recognize you at that point then meet up with you and then be like oh shit So you could have gone. No, it was it was less so of like the people that I wanted to meet knowing who I was and more so Would just random people just like going through and like okay like I didn't want to see my my dating profile Linked on a little sticky. I just didn't see People are saying that the women raiding man after you're talking about was it's called Lulu. Lulu. That's it Thank you very much. You said that to Matt. There were two people Muk boner and Matt big hello They would know about it. They always tweet together look boat. No, it's the first teeth website. It's a risk-teeth users

Okay, I mean A lot of the last page of the comments. I actually had a match.com profile. When I worked here, actually. Yeah, I don't go. It was when I first came to Rich Tith and I was single, why don't you just go out and just brand new city? I did not get recognized, actually.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I think it was before I was really like known at Rich Tith. This was like within the first couple months. I find it here. Surprising that someone like you would use that service Thanks Gavin I think yeah, why did you say that? I mean, it's it's one of the safe way to meet people Yeah, she was new to the city

How is it safer than just going downtown? I mean you probably want to. I think it was just that comfort of knowing about someone before meeting them. And then so like, if you had a bar or something, you'd go up to someone, you're like, hey, you're attractive, let's hang out. It could be totally not into the things or into you are just crazy. And getting to actually like talk to them online and stuff before.

Yeah. You were single at the same time, Gavin. I mean, yeah, I didn't go to website that well I guess I actually actually Gavin Gavin prize himself on the lowest possible effort made to find to find people that's it's just make a very little effort I'm trying to think one was the last person you pursued uh maybe we don't name it maybe we get all this topic but it's just like I don't see Gavin. I don't see you as a big pursuer. Maybe I'm wrong. I was never really.

Yeah. They come to him. It's different than for Gavin. It's more. It's not that I don't. It's not passive. He presents himself. Yeah. And like draws people in. He's like, it's more the life of a sugar Kind of I don't put in the effort or I just wait for stuff to come to me. It's just You have to make it seem that way exactly. There's really a lot of work involved Yeah, it's a lot of work to be a lot of grooming. Yeah, he policy tried to be effortless You if I was genuinely effortless and everything that I did probably wouldn't be here I'd be like set home on a couch right now you made a passive aggressive tweet today I wonder what it was about you You wrote about people procrastinating, being proud about it.

And I was like, I've been like, boasts about that for some reason. It's like, wasn't it a joke to get one person? No, it was just like a kept seeing tweets about how lazy someone's being on how much they're procrastinating.

It's like, you're not mean you're tweeting about how lazy you're being. Yeah. Just go and do the thing that you want to do. I find that when I have to like, well, when I want to point something out, that annoys me on Twitter,

I have to wait until enough people haven't tweeted about that in a while so people don't think it's about that person. I do the exact thing. I thought I was a lunatic for doing that. I'm really glad to hear you say that. Like it's now in paranoid. You should say,

the reminder is in the future, so you can be like, oh yeah, I was annoyed about that. Like when I said the thing, you know, it's been a long time now when I said the thing about I hate quotes, I had to wait a long time for nobody to have posted a quote, like on social media media so they wouldn't think that it's directed

at that. I always hate it when I really dislike a certain thing and then someone I really like does it. I'm like, you know, I think the thing that I've talked about before is I hate when people involve all of their followers and their customer service problems. Like I've written two brands, but I write to them. I like, if I have a problem with like, you don't write.

Hey, hey, American. Or the dot. Yeah, or yeah, the dot. There's a lot of people I know who will dot at a company if they're like praising them or trying to get free shit out of them maybe. Or customer service complaints. So that's the thing that I haven't mentioned.

I have mentioned the fact that I hate people like, use their followers and like, if you get a friend who always like drags you into their customer service problems, you're like, get the fuck away from me. Go solve your own fucking problems. I'm not part of your like army to go solve a customer service problem. The flip side of it is, and I have to wait a long time because I know a lot of people who do this, is the flip side of that is the positive aspect where I don't like when people tag brands in their tweets, and it seems like they're trying to get noticed by like a major company Yeah, they're like oh I sure could go for some at Taco

There's something about that. It's really bothers me even if you tweet with the name of the brand without tagging them All their responses will tag them in if you notice that I've had that where I like I'll talk about something If you'll reply to me and add it. I think that's pretty normal though. I was just talking about something. But something about tagging them in place. No, but what I'm saying is like, let's say in your example, I'd be like, man, I sure liked my burrito from Taco Bell.

Someone will reply and add the brand at you. And then you can drag the man. Yeah, so that would be me and Dan the other day. He somehow messed up his witch witch order. I didn't know that was possible, but he did. So I'd like to order everything I was like, pretty much, I was like, unbelievable, Dan actually messed up his witch witch order. I didn't know that was possible, but he did so I was like Order everything I was like pretty much unbelievable. Dan actually messed up witch witch Everyone then tagged witch witch and witch witch to tweet in us and like oh, you know, we love creativity a lot of stuff No, the the people that I have with people when people tag stuff is when

Give her like the people on Twitter who are just tattletails? Because you talk about a lot of stuff in the podcast. And then all of a sudden, it's a big, big, big, big round. Hey, at Ricky Gervais, the people on the birdie thinks you're a cunt. I mean, I never said that, but Ricky Gervais kind of cunt. But they'll go and they'll like tell on us to the person. They're just starting to, like literally the person that wants to watch two people fight to entertain themselves.

And they just get out to the other person. Well, it's like you're going to talk about some business and people want on their yelp and started downvote or giving them bad reviews because of us. Yeah, when I was really focused, we're present. When I mentioned I guarantee in the next five minutes someone's going to tweet. It's when I someone already tweeted you and Taco Bell. When I could go for some at talk about that.

You know, I liked snow crash and you'll see this as an author and that I didn't like William Gibson as much Someone did that they tweeted at William Gibson was like hey at William Gibson, you know at Sroll It doesn't like your writing which I was like Why are you doing that? Why are you ruining two people's day? It's like no, no, I'm living in fear that he's gonna like right back or like find me or say something Yeah, and you just mean a dictation in Gibson, which is not necessarily, you know, like William Gibson. It's fine.

I prefer he'll see with some. Okay, well, I'm actually a little, I was hoping that Audible would be a sponsor take because I've been, I recommended a book to Gus, the Martian, I got it on Audible. They're one of our sponsors, usually for the R2 podcast, shout out to Audible. And I got, my Amazon echo will read books to me now

Really so it's like and it reads an Amazon. I guess owns audible at this point Mm-hmm, so it's like it integrates with all that stuff and the Martian is so good I seen the posters for it and it looked like just like oh that's the movie with what's this? Yeah, okay. Yeah, but it's such a great book. It's it's really great book dude speaking of stuff This really good you like it together. I read it speaking of stuff this really good I've been having watched all the films on the planes recently I started to watch the TV on the planes found HBO found the jinx yes every episode holy crap this really good yes you kept going on about it I was like did you finish it yeah I watched every

you get you get you get you get you get like as soon as you? I was like, whoa, it's like better than a movie. Yeah, it was... And the great thing is, it's like six, almost hour long bit. So it's like, it ruined half, it took away half the flight for me. Yeah. What do you think a lot of steps had? Mentor. That's good, it's so good.

And then the last step was only like 35 or 40 minutes, six. And I forgot, like when you were explaining, all I remembered from your story of it is that it was really good. I don't remember anything about the specifics. Yeah, I think what kind of thing is this is like a documentary. I was like I went in completely blind. That's the best way to do it. I think even when I talked about I tried to be vague. It was like an air who was accused of a couple of murders. Yeah. That's all you really should know going into it. It was so good. Yeah, I feel like I mean kind of a a dull drum entertainment-wise like on television right now. That's all you really should know going into it. It was so good.

Yeah, I feel like I'm in kind of a dull drum entertainment-wise, like on television right now. I want you to detect a season two, and you know, that's, it's good. I don't hate as much as most people. People are really upset about it. It's very different in season one. Season one people latched on to and really loved. Season two is radically different. How many episodes have there been so far?

Five. I got an idea. I've watched on to and really loved season two is radically different. How many episodes have there been so far? Five. I got an idea. So for our after podcast, why don't we do today, why don't we do a game of thrones, spoiler cast, for our sponsor bit at the end of this. We can do that. Why don't you do that? Yeah. Okay, because I want to talk to you. I just finished season five of... So if you're... It's with or without Ashley. You kidding me? There's no way I was going to...

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I think it's getting pretty good. Definitely very different in the first season. But other than that, I don't know. There's just like, I feel like everything's garbage right now. I don't know if my taste has changed or I'm just... Maybe I just become cranky. Maybe I just become super cranky. I'm very excited.

I'm very excited. I'm very excited. I'm very excited. I'm very excited. I'm very excited. I don't know if my taste has changed or I'm just maybe I just become cranky. Maybe I just become super cranky. Be calm. I'm sure you should get some sweet love good books. I'm actually playing video games. I've played new video games in a long time. I'm rereading games from now on. What is it? What is it? Become cranky. Become more cranky. More cranky. Okay. And that's possible. Yeah, I've been actually been playing more video games. I went through a stretch where I didn't play games for a month or two I think. You were great at the call to do stuff. People are so mad about that.

You're so mad. You're so mad about it. We are playing a very ubiquitous game, what like a year and a half after it came out. I'd forgotten until I was rewatching that footage, that Brandon and I got into that argument over who picked up the full reload for everyone. It was me. It was fucking me I also want to go the Gus edit it as well so you probably edit it from your perspective I showed both perspectives mine and Brad did you take did you take Brandon's footage and just switch the name to Gus no the footage he gave when Bernie gave me the

footage so you know that so it's your fault that you put part one on part two on the yeah that was my fault by the way shout out to Ashley Jenkins who made the the let's plays like way easier to make. She found a way. It's gonna get complicated here, but we record the footage and record the audio. Then we link them up and then we hit the burn on all of our video tracks, which is usually four or six for your Minecraft videos. Yeah, you had to burn your name. And not only is that helpful for the audience to know who they're watching,

it's helpful for the editor to know who to switch to or you're editing. You can't actually really edit first and then put the names on. And it's confusing. I actually found a way to burn our names when we record it. You could be saving a lot of time.

What? I did, I, I do what? You. I didn't understand how you edited these until you gave me your premiere project. Yeah. You don't know how Multi-Camp works. I didn't understand how you edited these until you gave me your premier project Yeah, you don't know how multi-cam works I don't know you don't know how to create a multi-cam sequence. I don't do that shit He gave me a project that was half done. It was four video tracks that he was switching between don't do it like

And I was like you're you're in your mean yeah, no, I'm good at this his why you shouldn't you're a absolute mean Yeah, absolutely Canada that way, but it will make you lazy because you lazy because you'll be like I want to cut to this But then I'll be like played it there No, just multi-cam one two three four one two I was gonna come and show me some of you's gonna come and show me multi-cam. I swear I showed you before I You showed it to me, but you gave me this project. I was like the morning. I was gonna leave for San Diego And I thought oh great. I downloaded the footage. I downloaded the premier project I was like I'm gonna save this on the plane. You know it's three-hour flight I'm just gonna edit not so

I get a full edit of the first one and I get on the plane where you know 10,000 feet open up like yeah I'm gonna start cutting this I look at it and I'm like nope I'm not gonna miss with that right now That's the way I ended our VD. I'm really fast at editing that way. I really can't. I think it's a super quick. But I will take a look in Multi-Came again and see if it's good.

Yeah, it's one of six, it looks unappealing to set up and learn, but you'll love it. I used it before, I just didn't like it. I have a question. What's a good program for a first-time editor? I think premiere. Premiere's fine.

Premiere? Not Final Cut. Well,. Premier? Not final cut. All right. Well, if you have a Mac file cut, and if you have a PCI's, it's a really cheap solution for final cut. I don't know if I'd recommend Final Cut 10. Yeah, the nice thing about premier is you can get a 30-day trial.

Yeah, you can also just have a subscription and not actually buy big chunks of software. You pay like 30 bucks a month to have it? Yeah, that's not bad. Or like 55 bucks a month for everything of every makes. Tantle one you want, including Photoshop. Good to know know if you send them 19 bucks. They'll remove all your personal Yeah, give me one of those

What isn't what isn't gonna get hacked? What isn't gonna get hacked gmail Like where everybody's gmail gets publicly put out there. Well that ever happened. How does that happen? I could see that happening. I mean there's always accusations that Chinese hackers are breaking into like certain activists email accounts. Wow. So yeah, I mean, I'm sure there's a lot of people who signed up for Ashley Madison thinking, oh, this is totally safe. They said it's completely secret and they'll keep me anonymous. And it's like they just don't know that it's like, you know, that stuff's online 24 hours day. That's what the other Madison goes to sleep. It's like somebody you know, that stuff's online 24 hours a day. That's what the internet is. And when I see Madison goes to sleep,

it's like somebody's there hacking away. Everyone actually, Madison goes to sleep. I do. What's other people? What's other people they find on the website? For 20 bucks. Oh, oh, oh. Do you remember the Brazilian dudes who rented the house

and over the course of like three weeks? Race the story. They had a race the story. They tunneled two city blocks to a vault and empty out the vault 68 million dollars in a while ago now I think it was like 2011 that happened but it just resurfaced as one of those like they posed as like some kind of demolition or restoration company or something like that where they would just haul materials out of there all day long and they were constantly hauling out materials.

That reminds me of two different stories I want to talk about now. The first one was there was a highest in the UK. It was less than a year ago, maybe six months ago, where a group of people did something similar. They got a business close to a bank and they had planned this whole like oceans 11 type heist where they had started digging underground to get into the bank spot Like they knew where the vault was and then once they were closer They knew they were about to get in they took out all the electricity in that part of the city So there was no electricity no no alarms work. They finished tunneling in got all the stuff over like a three-day holiday weekend

Then took off and then by the time the bank came back in after the weekend. They were like oh all our shit's gone Oh, they realized like oh these guys took the power out and had this long elaborate scheme. Would you not put like the same material as the wall on the floor as well? Or why not have a generator? But like, what was the floor of a bankful made of sand? How did they get in? But that also reminds me of the Mexican drug lord El Chapo who just broke out. Yes, Chapo.

He was, and I was I was I was watching. She's the one laughing about a chopper. There was a Elchapo. One of those few shot one of the shows left that I do actually watch every week is last week tonight and they had a segment about it. And this guy specialty when he was known for was digging tunnels. Really? He has broken out of custody before by digging tunnels under bathrooms, which is exactly

what happened. El Dgo then. Very good. Then they showed the tunnel that he escaped via. It was like a mile long. It went to a house. What? He dug a mile?

He didn't dig it. Other people did it. They had put down rail tracks in the tunnel or a modified rail cart that ran off of a modified motorcycle. That way as they were digging, they put the stuff in the cart, use the motorcycle to take it back and take it out like you said like they're doing demolition that's the elaborate they dug a fucking mile tunnel he had engineers it's a huge tunnel it's not like he crawled it's not like he's shawshanked it yeah I mean no that's a nice tunnel that's I don't even think that's the one that's another tunnel he did that's like a rainbow six

that's some of his premium previous one that's before he went pro wow and It's like you've got to do it in prison who's known for digging You're not gonna check that just put him in a cage in the sky. That's what I would do like we didn't get Magneto like David Play yeah, you put the glass case or the plastic case and you put him underground Yeah, he pulls your blood out that was dumb. What do you even use to dig? Then he pulls your blood out that was dumb. What do you even use to dig? I'm jail well, you didn't do it. There's people on the outside How do you know they were doing it? We just come give them status reports He probably like fucking blueprints out in like the common area

I love the idea of the security guards walking by a salad to see him wearing like a full man outfit Just like checking off stuff. What are you doing? The walkie? Not nothing He or he was a contractor. He's not answering his phone Not doing a fucking thing. But they had another story, also, I'm on the last week tonight, kick now. They had another story talking about food waste in the United States. Oh, I think I saw that, but I didn't watch it. It was really, really interesting.

So there were a lot of interesting stats. By the way, I have El Chappos modified motorcycle here. Oh, that is bad. It's just about real heavy. Yeah, you can see the white thing on top. That's a gas can. I think they would fill the gas on there. What the fuck is that? It's his modified motorcycle. I just wanted to know. The audio listeners, we're looking at like the back half of motorcycle, which has been chopped off and welded to what is a rail, looks like a rail cart. It looks like that thing you get at Home Depot, where you put like planks in it or whatever. Yep. The shop is like you never knew. It's obviously you never use. Dead rising.

Yeah, it does. Look at some of the road warrior. Um, the whole time he's digging out there's a dude on top of the prison like playing a flamin' guitar. Like that's it. It's keep everybody motivated. Um, to get back to the food thing, the most interesting thing I thought that they talked about was they talked about sell buy and use buy dates on food.

I don't believe in any of those. I just eat it. Especially if't believe in any of those. I just eat it, especially if I'm gonna cook it. Not federally regulated. Good. The sell by and use by dates are determined by the manufacturer or the producer of the food and their arbitrarily chosen. Yeah.

There's no science behind it. I've always believed those. They choose those dates in order to try to incent stores and people to throw the products away to go by more. They bring the sell by date forward So that they expire quicker. No, so that they expire quicker Yeah, I had milk like way after the expiration date and it's totally Yeah, there's only one food there's only one food in America that has its

Used by date federally regularly Let's think about this. What is that? What would be the one food that has its juice by date federally regulate. Let's think about this. What is that? What would be the one food that has a juice by date federally regillated? Tampons. Uh, or food.

I think some type of me. Okay, I'm gonna go with I'm gonna say beef as well. That seems like highly regulated. Baby formula. Amen. Okay. Wow. Wow. That's it. That's like that's like two years. Right. Everything else is just like open game. They added that to medicine at some point too where it's now medicine's expires well Yeah, I think they say eventually medicine becomes less powerful. It'll just become less potent Right, so it doesn't take it. I think age well with like like wine. No, I know I catch up essentially never expires Why?

He does an expire nice one guess good one Call back go watch an old pod. I actually use that so that so many times works like is this honey any good? It's like idea doesn't spoil you throw at honey though Yeah, it's all crystallized and I just I didn't want to like I mean I would I would so cool that spoiled I Really go through the trouble like like I'm always Content to ding it around you just need to reheat it. I'm always concerned by

Expiration dates that's so far ahead though like I don't like that I can buy milk and I've never seen this in England I can buy milk that expires two months from when I buy it. Yeah, you can't do that with milk Like I'm used to having milk last three or four years There's a one in the red carton. Yeah, that's right. I know that know that one, yeah. There's milk in the USA that does it now, too. Yeah, it's like two months out. Yeah, but I mean in England, we have the milk community, like delivers milk every morning, right? And then it's dead in like three days,

because it's just milk. How does milk last two months? I'm gonna drink two or a whole milk. Have I ever mentioned that, but that one he's talking about is like organic, whatever that means. Have I ever mentioned how I have trouble tasting spoiled milk? Oh, you have trouble, you really?

Because I was gonna say, just don't eat stuff that's spoiled. That's, I mean, you know, like tell us something about that. That's what bad smell is for, right? And the second you put in your mouth. Evolutionary, it's like, if it smells bad, you know not to eat it. And by the way, when you go to steak house,

that's like, that steak's been sitting out for like 60 days. Yeah, dry aged means run. Yeah, and they just cut off the moldy part and they serve you the middle part. Just like mom's to make. Cook it. They cook it. One time a couple years ago, I poured myself a glass of milk and I was drinking it and

I thought, I like to say milk and not milk. Milk. Milk. I was drinking this glass of milk and I thought it tasted kind of sweet. I was like, this milk tastes a little weird. Like it's a little sweet so I call my wife over a call to a store. I was like, can you taste this milk? Does it taste like, does it taste weird to you?

Does it taste different to you? And we're having the kitchen. She takes us a drink of the milk and then immediately spits it all out and is like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like what? Is there something worth the milk? She thought I was playing a trick on her. She was like, this milk is really spoiled. I said, is it? She was, yeah, why don't you look at the date on the carton and it was like a couple of weeks past. Wait, how can you smell it? I was was like oh, I guess I was just drinking it I didn't notice I thought it tasted a little sweet no kicks up a ripe It's practically

Sol Ice cubes I had no idea We can test this out right no, I'm absolutely not gonna do that what up. I did not feel well I didn't taste it but I definitely was affected so what if we did it like a little sip test no I don't I can't I can't I don't think I I've let eggs go like I'd weak or two past the date and they're always fine yeah they're just their eggs also I don't really do eggs I don't refrigerate eggs either eggs. I don't refrigerate eggs And I don't refrigerate butter. You shouldn't refrigerate but yeah, I'm madness. I don't know. We can't spread it

It just test through your test Yeah, my hair square Yeah, I'm like a little square. Have you ever heard that thing about the way Ardrens gross eggs are processed in the United States versus the way eggs are processed in Europe? What they come out chickens. So we have a higher rate of Salmonella via eggs in the United States and Europe. And the reason is this is going to sound absolutely crazy, but I guarantee this is true.

I read this. So it must be true. In the United States, once eggs are harvested from the chickens, they're washed with water and some solution to remove whatever goop is on them. And then they're packaged. Vaggub.

In Europe, they're packaged with that group on. That group is what helps stop salmonella and sometimes the bacteria from forming. So the fact that our eggs are washed after they're harvested causes us to get sicker from them. Sometimes it's good not to be a germaphobe. Yeah, but in this case, it's like, group. What does the egg look like when you get an egg in Europe? What does it look like?

It's like goop. I'm going to look it up. They look the same. They look the same, right? I mean, I'm sure they go through some bristles or something, like a brush or something. Why is the goop on the outside of the egg anyway? What is that mean?

Well, surely there's no placenta. It's surely that's in the egg, isn't it? Wait, how does it look? How does it look? How does it look like an egg? You're going to want some lubric want some lubrication. Is there a placenta if you like an egg? What? There's no placenta right? If you like an egg. No the placenta is in the egg. Right. No wait, why is it in the egg? Because it feeds the chicken. No, yeah, yeah. It's at the purpose of the egg. So then then it disconnects when a shell goes around it. A fertilized egg is dramatically different than a non-fertilized egg.

Drematically different. It's pretty fucking different. One has a chicken in it. Yeah Visually, visually, visually. You know, I mean, I mean, I'll need to infertilize that. You eat a fertilizer. You tell me how dramatically different they are. What was that stuff? The, uh, feet, uh, feet of stuff. Uh, what is that called? What's it called? Some of the bee. Blute. I think we asked his question last time. It's called a bloot. A-Bal-Bal-A-L-U-U-T. Balloon. And one of the use of the other. So I'm looking at the uh, crunchy. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

So there's, there's no placenta on an unfertilized egg. No, but there is a placenta on the inside. I don't know that, but I'm assuming that the placenta placenta was the link between the placenta bird. I don't know that there is

because I'm asking. Yeah, I don't think they do because that's like a mother The egg feet that's what that's what feeds the feed is the egg feeds it yeah That's meant to be that's a holy can close thing was in the store brings the Chickens that are fully worn the yolk is not there or the babies the The baby is the yolk. The baby is feeds off the yolk, I believe. But he isn't the yolk. I don't think so.

I hope not. Man, we sound like fucking. I'm looking at the food safety. Is it baby yolk? The food safety authority of Ireland. Yeah. The official Irish food safety website, they say is the washing of eggs recommended?

No. Because washing, oh yeah. Because washing may aid the transfer of herbal bacteria, The official Irish food safety website is the Washington Vegs recommended no Because Washington because Washington made the transfer of horrible bacteria like Salmanella from the outside to the inside of the egg Got Gavin you have another Google ask the question is Yoke a baby chicken Yoke the yellow inner part of the egg where the embryo will form the yoke contains the food that will nourish the embryo as it grows label this oh this is Web instruction here label the ten days thing so it's a enchanted learning site what are you really eating yeah so the yolk is what feeds the the development of the chicken feed us fetal food yeah yeah do you know the egg white is cool

the album in it is one more time album in is it in front of you on that page album in no so are you saying aluminum? Albie you. I believe Alboon. From the I guess it's a bunch of tin foil. Sam on our on our website. Sam 892 says that El Chapo sounds like the best Minecraft player ever. He does.

Totally at the rail system going under I'm going under the camera pickaxe. Dude. I forgot what the rules. Alboon since we are already doing it. Do you guys want to play? Gamer Google yeah, all right, let's wait. Gamer Google. We said we don't want tonight I think everything's on it's been over a year. It's been since I wonder Patrick has it on the go. Let's see if he's got it

I think you have to sing it then Barbara you have to sing it No, I don't know what song. You ready? Sing it with me. You want to just get off YouTube? Is it Gavin or Google, or Gavin? Is that it? Which one? Don't. I've done it.

Who don't you? Who is it? Gavin or Google? Google, or Gavin? Which one said it? Let's find out. Hey. I'm feeling lucky.

All right. Okay. If you never played Gavin or Google before, the rules are very simple. I take a three or four word phrase. I type into popular search engine, Google. I see what the most popular auto complete or one of the most popular auto completes four that three or four word phrases.

I also then take that thing, three or four word phrase, and I give it to Gavin free, and he tries to complete himself. And then we try to figure out who said it. You have to put one now, you have to show me the ones ones that you found so I didn't laugh when you read them out Google yeah yeah yeah show I show Gavin the actual ones all right are you guys ready yes yes so it's me versus Gus do you want to go first you want me to go first oh I mean there's three of them right yeah but I feel like we should determine now before we hear the first one you go first first I'll go first

first what is that dummy Dummy. What? No, my thing's been dumb. My, my, I upgraded my, oh, so it's like, I got a message from this thing. I'm looking up the thing I said to Gavin, it's like, trying to get verification. All right, the first phrase is, why can't I?

Why can't I? My's too shot there. Why can't I? Okay. The first one is, why can't I poop without wiping anymore? Why can't I poop without wiping anymore the anymore interesting? Okay? I can't I poop without wiping the other one is why can't I ever see the moon?

Why can't I ever see the moon? Oh? I thought that anymore at the end of the first one was gonna be telling But then the moon that's also really stupid I'm gonna go with The wiping anymore is Gavin no no no I'm not I'm trying not to look at you Gavin. I don't't want to get you. Yeah, I'm gonna go why wiping anymore Gavin Barbara, I'm gonna do the same thing you each get a point. Yes. There's why be easy This might be slam dunk because we haven't done this in a while because I don't even understand the

Sense of that question anymore. Why can't I poop that wipe? I'm like I used to do perfect poos Like you you'd poo one out you wipe nothing there. How long how long what was your streak? Like you you poo one out you wipe nothing there. How long how long what was your streak? But I'm wondering if it's just like my since moving to America and like American food It's just mess. Yeah, dumb. It's like how often do you have a perfect poo? No, I'm not discussing this with you But thank you for asking me. I appreciate you. I've never had a perfect poop I think maybe like once or twice in my life. No seriously., how long? It must be, and the latter did you go? What do you mean? Like your whole life until you moved here?

No, I'd get them regularly, though. Like sometimes you'd have a messy one, but usually it'd be like- Oh, I have zero white poops. You do? To this day, yeah. Some, not all, but some. Yeah, I just feel like it doesn't happen to me anymore, and I'm kind of sad, but.

Some, it's never ending. It's like, white poop. Are they just not as firm anymore? I don't know. What about your sperm like, are they just not as firm anymore? I don't know. What about your sperm? I said firm, not as firm. Oh, but, do you not have the sperm and you're shit anyway?

You don't have the egg anal, that's right. Yeah, and then sometimes you get like anal scissors. Yeah, go ahead. Well, it just like, you don't even done like pushing out and then your anus is like, it's like, oh, I didn't want to cut it there Gavin your ainess breeze and it cuts out You have no control over your own ainess. That's what I'm learning about you today Well, I mean like sometimes you might you inadvertently I have a request from the people watching

Yeah, someone cut together a video of every time Gavin has said ainess on the podcast. No, please don't have that much time I think it's a hard drive big enough to store Either All right, so we both have one. So this reminds me though, the big discussion that always comes up that always like are people who are as amazed by when they find out that basically half the world sits down to wipe their butt and the other half the world stands up to wipe their butt. And the one half the world doesn't know that the other half of the world. People stand up to wipe their butt.

People sit down to wipe their butt. They don't know that they don't know the other half of the world exists. You stand up. Yeah, but I don't want to get my... I don't want to get my blood in the toilet. It's a very fasted debate whenever it comes up. It's like trying to pull luggage through a closed door. This is our day now.

You're not getting a perfectly straight. Why would you not want to clean the the one here? I'm feeling a little weird now Is there anyone here who stands up to wipe their butt? Good good see Half the people stand up the white you all are fired leave filthy But okay if you're sitting down while you're wiping doesn't your hand go like in the toilet Yeah, it doesn't go in the water. You're not like fucking splashing it down there.

But then you have to like lift one sh- Every time you breathe in something, same to me. No, you know what you do when you wipe? Hey, let me show you me forward. And maybe like a side-leave. Give a little lean. Yeah, you don't put your dunk your hand into the toilet and then smear it while I wear a eight-ish.

Well, I'm just, I feel like the lean is not as- Don't wanna demonstrate for you. Yeah. So, but you basically, I feel like the lean is not as... Don't wanna demonstrate for you. Yeah. So, but you basically, what happens to you is, you stand up, your butt cheeks close over your anus. I don't stand up. Smooshing anything that may still be in there, like a grogan.

You're standing like you're leaned over still. Oh, I can't. And then you gotta deal with like side cheeks, me. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, everyone does it differently. Here's the thing. The thing is, it never comes up in conversation, but then when people realize that the other half of the world does it the other way, everyone is super offended about the way that everyone else wipes your life. I got to try it.

I got to try it. You don't stand up straight though. That's the thing that you're positive. I'm sure that we talked about this before. No way. No way. It's bleeding over still. You're just just stood up the comments are split down the I

Could it's where we talk about this for this is a this is absolutely to write down the middle of the world and people get very upset when they find This out that the other half the world webster about it. I just want to know who's agreeing with me That's all I care It has the world agrees with you. I feel I feel really weird being around. When humans... It's the same with the peeing and the shower thing you guys giving me shit about that. When humans were first about they'd like dig a hole in the floor, squat down, poo between their feet, and then just wipe leaves and then get up. They were standing up though.

No they weren't standing up. No they were crouched. They were squatting on a toilet. They were squatting down. They weren't shitting standing up. They didn't just walk around me up. Yeah but... Wait wait wait what is pasta roll is? The fuck train wants you to know that he stands up like a boss like you.

I just got a notification from Twitter from Aaron saying that just found out on the R.T. podcast that B.D. Uncleman White standing up. It's over between us. So here's the other thing that I'm just gonna... Now I know about you. Which freaks people out when you say it. But it's not 50-50, it's about 80-20, maybe 90-10. But there are people that like, when they hear this fact, there's always be like somebody in a group of people

that's like, what are you talking about? There is a group of people in the world that think that peanut butter is green. What? There are people that put... Because they're color blind. There are people who think that peanut butter is green what the shot are people that are people that are there are people who think that peanut butter is green it's something about color blindness and the consistency of the shyness of peter uh... peanut butter that they

register to be greener and you have to explain them that it's not green and even though they're their color blinded a certain way they will be made they will absolutely say it's like that stupid dress all over again yeah i guess it would be like the dress a little bit Yeah, it's like the dress and the wiping the butt thing I mean I made the same comparison around that same point in time All right next topic my world's over. I don't know how we're gonna finish it either after we did it

Okay, next topic, do we ever gonna mention the fact that people can't see the moon like what is that about? Why can't I ever see the moon? Yeah, that was like? I don't know. Why can't I ever see the moon? Yeah. That was like the four of the most popular search. Why can't I ever see the moon? What's the answer? To go into detail like once a month, I can't see the moon. No, just ever. They just can't see it. They're just not looking in the right direction, maybe. Well, let's go along with that one. I had to say the last one because the last one's the most difficult in terms of our game. Okay. But this one is not as difficult. Well, I'm going first. But it's got a little similar. No, I'm going first. You went to New York.

I go first. Is there really the phrase that we're going to use for Gavin or Google is is there really dot dot dot? Is there really? Is there really? Okay. Got one of the answers was, is there really nothing that rhymes with orange? Okay. Barbara, one of the other phrases was was is there really two sons? Sons with a you Is there really two sons? Is there really two sons? What was the first one again? Is there really nothing that rhymes with orange?

Okay, I'm gonna say is there really nothing that rhymes with orange is Gavin? See that was my first inclination. But. But is there really two sons, seems ridiculous enough, that I'm going to have to give that one a Gavin, okay? Barbara, you get a point. Deep one. Yeah, that's what I'm worried about with this feature is that some of Google is so dumb that I don't think I can even ever have two sons.

It's like, I have one. It's cool to see what I'm going to. About that search. Is that a accusation that someone thinks there's, is there really two sons? Are you running it from me? Or are they asking, is it like, they being incredulous like, someone told me there's two sons. Yeah. This is a really two sons. Also, it's also It's wrong like they mean in the service system

I mean I don't know why that there's only two sons ever. I don't know It's like I think they saw Star Wars They thought well they had to film Star Wars on earth. No, it was in Tunisia right it was in Tunisia So there's two sons in Tunisia the two two sons Tunisia no that's why it's called two sons and he's a is the local dialect for son all right so you got your currently behind all right for a look at the right barber is leading two to one as per usual and as per usual Gavin or Google will ask exactly three rounds unless we tie in

which case there'll be a tie we have have proof. This is nothing happened. Nothing happened. All right, now this one can be a little insensitive. The phrase is, do Midgets. And I know that's not the proper term. I'm just going to say, because that's what Google returned on these. Do Midgets. Do Midgets.

But you typed it in. Dot, dot, dot. That's a funny term. Do Midgets. Do Midgets. The first phrase is, do Midgets ever Do Midgets. Guys, the first phrase is, Demigets ever see bald spots. Oh, okay.

Do Midgets ever see bald spots. From Barbara. From Barbara. Fair play. The other phrase is, Do Midgets have knees? Soon like, have knees. Guys, I'm gonna let you take this since you are going for the win. Oh, they both could you Gavin?

Yeah, oh man, I'm gonna go with oh God I don't know this is a hard one. I'm gonna go with Ball spots for Gavin. Okay Barbara, what are you gonna do? Barbara's broken? Barbara's lost it. Do Midgets ever see ball spots? Do Midgets ever see ball spots? Do they?

Don't look at him. We can't look at him. Okay. Or do Midgets have knees? Yeah. Do they have knees? I'm gonna say, do Midgets have knees. Yeah, do they have knees? I'm gonna say do midgets have knees

is Gavin We have a tie Gus kind of do midget have knees was Google people on Google one know If midget midget had to be fair to Google to be fair to them. I did once know a Dwarf whose legs were on backwards. What does that mean? They're feet were the wrong way around really? Yeah, that's a totally different condition I don't think that has to do with being a midget or not Do I've done a major small different things?

Is it midget? I typically associate with someone who's a little person a dwarfism is a totally different thing It's like shorter little dwarfism is is totally different thing. It's like shorter- A dwarfism is like in itself a condition with a specific name. But a thing to midget isn't that just the generic term for someone who's- Well, a midget's not an official scientific term. At least it's not anymore. Maybe at one point it was, but it's not anymore. That was in Ricky Gervais' episode of The Simpsons. There was like a show in the background called Midget or Dwarf. So, really? Of The Simpsons? Yeah.

Alright, because you wrote that episode that one time. Did he really? Did you ever see that one? That's why. Is that the one he was in? Everyone's playing guitar all the time. He was playing like, seduce, marge. Also, what kind of question is Kim's seatbelts boss? They never see the top of anyone's head. Whatever they see the top of a shorter midget head. There you go.

Or it's just like, because of their genetic makeup, they crazy balls. Oh, it's gonna fall thing. Alright, well that doesn't for this episode of Gap or Google. You can't do it with a tie. Tie. What a comeback. What a comeback to a tie. Did I talk about my genius watch idea for flights?

Did I talk about it on the podcast? No, what's your genius idea? So I believe you said genius. It's kind of confusing when you're on a flight trying to figure out what time you're gonna land because your watch is wrong. So wouldn't it be cool if the watch knew what time it was and how long your flight was to the point where it would speed up time as you fly or slow it down so it is the correct time when you land So like if you were traveling To tell it to the east you'll you as soon as you take off your second hand would be like And it would speed up and minutes would be going faster

So that by the time you land say six hour time zone has changed But what if it takes longer or shorter than it was anticipated to take or you won't have a Dacquire representation of the time while you're in the air. It'll just be like a prediction. And like correct properly when you land. But it'd be cool to see it. It'd be cool like flying the other way and watching seconds just take forever.

Be a lot nicer to have it speed up. That would make the flight seem faster. Yeah. Rather than slow down. It's only been five minutes. So when you fly to LA, you typically land like an hour after you took off even though it's a three hour flight. So it would be like a really slow hour.

I would just like that app. It'd be interesting to me. Especially when you cross the date line, it would like. You shouldn't have said it on the podcast. I would say that I could. I was able to make it. I'd use it. I saw a, today I saw a Kickstarter for what

someone build as the ultimate travel hoodie. Was it the ultimate travel hoodie or is it ultimate travel jacket? Does it have like fans and batteries in it or something? It's got like pockets for all your different gadgets. Like an iPad? Yeah it's got like you can just got a pocket for your iPhone. It's got like built-in headphones.

It's got like a little pocket up here on the inside for a little bottle of water. It has built-in gloves in case your hands get cold. It's got the hoodie but the hoodie has a built-in gloves in case your hands get cold and it's got the hoodie But the hoodie has a built-in neck pillow and it's got a built-in I'm asked to cover your eyes when you sleep They want I think they wanted these I don't remember how much you want I think they wanted 90 no they wanted $20,000 for the Kickstarter and with 44 days left or when I looked earlier They're already at $900,000. Oh, well Really yeah, wow, good for time. I forgot what I was the ultimate travel jacket or the ultimate travel hoodie

I wouldn't want one just on principle of I wanted it like a until I remembered what a piece of shit the coin is And I'm never purring anything again because I was fucking criminals who should be sued Took my money and gave me a product that doesn't work. Well, yeah, you have your coin now. I do it garbage I do want to say the coin is not a crowdfunded product Garbage it seems like a crowdfunded product, but no, I think it did have a crowdfunded round They just did it themselves and use kickstop, but they had they had to raise that money to make it right Pre-orders it just look like crowdfunded It was crowdfunded pre-orders. They didn't make a single one until they had all of the money to make it. You couldn't like pay more and get like...

...one that it worked. You know what I mean, other things. You just ordered the thing. I don't know if that's crowdfunding or pre-order. Yeah, you didn't have different... It's crowdfunding. It's crowdfunding. Yeah, there were no stretch goals, I guess. So you have a little fun to do as well.

Once. One fucking time. The first time I used it it worked. What he's not saying is that it was only that one time to try to garbage and I hope it fucking What do you hope it does Gus? I don't want to say it you Less man when you didn't have it like if they never shipped it to they never shipped it would have been fine No, you would have been angry about it. You would have been this angry though. No, they gave me a product that literally doesn't work Here's what happened to Gus. Can you send him in that opener? Here's what happened to Gus.

Is they made him go to a store and get in a scenario where he was embarrassed, and that's the worst. Repeatedly. So now Bernie said he couldn't believe I still keep using it. I said the reason I keep using it is anger. Are you like, I'm just so fucking mad. Every time it doesn't work, I'm like, good. What causes it to not work? It's a magnetic stripe rewriting, right? Every time?

I don't know if it doesn't rewrite the... Give him the real one. No, I like watching this. The decapitated has been fucked up for a while. There you go. It just doesn't work. It just like they swipe it and it doesn't read. So, surely you can just get a refund. It's fine. Funny? No. Why? I think it refunds? Do they I'll find out show you the refunds broken? And you know, it's one of the things to it's like I put credit card numbers into that thing Can I get my credit card numbers back out of that because I don't trust anything to not be happy?

Hey, baby my coin transmitted my credit card number to Ashley Madison It wasn't me the things broken it's a piece of shit. I've been complaining about it. You know who's Fucking garbage so I conversation with the Gavin today thinking should we have like a company meeting like what if somebody's name turns up on the Ashley Madison thing like what I mean chances are Chances are we have as of today at the company. We have 112 people to work here That's crazy,. Somebody's name could pop up on a list if it gets released. It could be somebody's name on there.

What do we do about that? So what you're saying is, what do we do when your name pops up on there? No, no, no. I already have Gus' excuse. Okay. Somebody clearly, because they're talking about the podcast. Clearly somebody went, found my credit card and my home address and decided to use it only to enter my information into Ashley Madison You wouldn't have to do anything right. I'm so personal issue personal matter. All right. I'm just saying would we help them through that? You mean what it would be bad PR essentially? I know where to put PR

I'm worried about like somebody that we know going through like a very public thing The person's not mental health stuff happens to people anyway, we give it shit stuff does happen to people. People care stuff happens. People care for the next small amount of time. Yeah, very small amount of time. We were talking about this. It's also probably not something you would want anyone to care about. You wouldn't want it brought up. We'll be like, Oh, you okay that this happened? You're okay. You cheating lines come. You want to come on. You'll be okay. You'll be okay. I would love to see a list of excuses for that Yeah, that'll be like that's a video

All right, it's gonna be fascinating to see like why that what people do with that information and what comes of it Everyone's gonna read it's gonna be like the next, what was the cell phone hack? The, whatever it was, the, what they call the mega hack or whatever they call it. Was it the eye cloud? I never called. I don't think the official name was the FAPINING. Was it? I mean, it kind of was.

Was it? Yeah, that's what they call it in the media. All right, fair enough. And the FAPINING part two. Oh, this came up while we, I was on vacation last week. But we recorded the podcast early Where'd you go? I went to I went to the golf coast We got a house in the Gulf Coast like I had a house with my former brother-in-law. What was it said par?

What was that mean? Part of the golf take oh Oh, golf that was a fucking stretch. That was like three puns lined up. I'm so sorry. Wow. Anyway, the pun was like a bridge. We know Mark. He plays the voice of Delta. And I'm no more since in high school.

And we went with, he went, my kids went, Ashley, and then my triplet nieces and nephew went. So we were there for a week in a house, like right on the beach. Like you walked out the door and walked down the beach and I think something that you would love we went out one morning and there were dolphins in the Gulf like out like 100 feet from shore there's like a pot of dolphins dolphins dolphins go thanks so I flew the drone out over the dolphins over the pot of dolphins yeah like just like we set it up super fast and flew the drone out over there over the dolphin

That's cool. Yeah, it was pretty cool. I was a little conscious of it though because Drones are getting to be like really annoying really quickly like here in California There was a fire a wildfire and it leapt like onto the freeway and caught cars on fire on the freeway. And then when the firefighters came with helicopters to try to put out the fire, they had to leave because a bunch of civilian drones were on the way. Well, I'd fly around the fire. Yeah, people were just filming the fire. And they said that's the reason why they left. And they're now asking for permission to be able to like shoot down drones.

They should have sprayed it with the hose. They should have like a chip that the emergency services can activate and they'll just drop out This guy so funny. You say that because they do have a chip There's a chip in a drone to where there's areas like I can't fly my drone around an airport Because that would obviously cause a problem I could fly a drone like into the path of a 747 or something So there's a chip that's like that disables it from flying in certain areas and the firefighters emergency crews You should just be able to activate that signal. Yeah, there's there's one on every fire truck. Yeah, it's like they just, okay, we're

going out. That bam and they create like a 200 foot radius. If there was, if there was no fires currently and I was driving the fire truck, I would just hunt drones. What some full out of the sky. I would, I, we did this thing where we went to get a freight drone. Fort Morgan, Alabama, which is like all these little nub of Alabama that like goes down to the Gulf And there's a long peninsula that comes off that we're all the way at the end of that And there's it's Fort Morgan there and it's really funny because it was a restaurant like probably like a mile and a half from the end of that peninsula And it's like this tiny little place called sassy bass You can look it up on Google Maps. There's nothing around it.

There's just like a few houses and like miles of just like beach and that's it. And there's one two lane highway that goes out there. And so we're going to Fort Morgan to like explore it and show the kids and have a little educational thing. It's an old pre-civil war fork that was then used in Civil War, World War I, World War II.

It's like a one of its ocean like fortifications guys. It's amazing. It has huge guns and these huge walls or anything it was star shaped So we were like taking footage of it with the drone, but we're all the way out the middle of nowhere like this is like one person Is there for the whole Fort Morgan like you can walk all over the whole thing and there's like they got areas like with like orange ropes Like saying don't go here. You just go into the rope and go in the place obviously falling off and a fall into the ocean All the way out there. We walk into the sassy bass. Walk in. Stay, step into the restaurant. I got to go. Bernie. I just wondered like, what did that guy think? Like I couldn't imagine a more remote location to run into somebody. Yeah. And he's like instantly the moment I walked in, he was like, he's your Bernie from the Rishi Park,

he's like, what the hell are you doing here? We're doing in sassy bass. Sassy bass. I was like, we're in a bassy sassy. I was the same in Italy. I went back to this very non-touristy town where all of my family is from. It's a really tiny town up in the mountains

and we walked down the mountain to a malfee. And on the way down, on the cliff sides got recognized by someone. And it's like, what did that guy think when he saw me and Meg walking down a cliff? What did the exact same thing happen to you, Jeff and Griffin, when you were in Oregon somewhere? You said you got recognized by like a ton of people traveling up there. Vacation seems like travel areas seem to be like a prime

territory for that. You're like when you're in an airport, that's where... Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's an airport. Definitely. That's weird though. It's weird to see you in remote locations. And it's always a different interaction to one in America for me, because the guy was just so surprised. He was like, what? What? On this cliff, I'm here with my family. Yeah, it's just cool. That's crazy. Yeah, it's perplexing. But it's a place like anything else. Yeah, it's just a place, but it's just like It's different. Was he from there? No, he was from New Jersey. Oh, okay. It's even weirder It's a bit weird. It's weird when you run into somebody you know in like a really faraway location. Yeah, like they're from Austin You run into the

Sassy Bass there. Oh, can you zoom out at all? So you see how remote that is? So the sassy bass like the intersection those two roads. But this is like how far out this thing is. Wow. It looks like a fish. Yeah. Whoa. So we're like just in the middle of the ocean basically, you know, from, you know, according to Alabama, that's like the very tip of Alabama. So weird. Heading back towards Mississippi. And then I took the kids to New Orleans. That was the only New Orleans right now. Did they get really drunk? Yeah, they got hammered.

They get some beads. That's the moment in the Burman Street. But I saw the Bench Roy fell asleep. I showed Ash in the Bench Roy fall asleep. It's an old story. Yeah. And in Jackson Square. Yeah, but it was just like it was the place Smells so bad. It's like you just smell you ever in New Orleans either of you. No, first of all It's a fucking great city. I love it. It just smells like shit. It just tastes no. No, no It smells like piss and vomit. Well, I'll still smells like piss vomit and

Stale beer. Yeah, when you spill beer on a floor and then you just don't clean it up like the night I'll look you around. So fucking French quarter basically. Sticky. Here I'm going to read the same. We'll get back to your story. When I'm mind everyone this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by trunk club. trunk club is the most effortless way to refresh your wardrobe this summer.

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Why not? They do the real stuff. They do something with them, which basically just meant they're not going to do nothing. They've gone with you earlier. That's just true. So that's a do something with them, which basically just meant they're not gonna do nothing. John was here earlier. That's the street view for our life. Oh wow.

Literally nothing. Let's just release a poster of that. Yeah, there's no RT podcast poster with the people on it. So I keep telling John, I went on the spot with Colton, I made a deal with John, where the fuck is rising in here? He was just here. He left already. Munga made a deal with him. So we're gonna make a RT podcast poster. Because we don't have one with like the four of us poses anything

Right especially like using the Patron now. Yeah, there's everything. There's no RT podcast one because they did all the quotes before We should do it like left for dead style That's funny because I didn't want to spoil it But I said I will trade you an appearance on on the spot with Colton if you will do a post apocalyptic RT podcast poster and he said he would do it. That would be awesome. And then he fucking disappeared. Like a bitch.

Did you see the video or the footage of that guy that's surfer who got attacked by a shark? How do you not see it? It's literally everywhere. I did not see it. Really? I was in this week and then I came out because I was a conventional weekend. I said I didn't see anything. Did you not have your phone with you? Because it was literally like every share that took place

It was a surfing competition like on television the camera is pointed at a guy waiting to catch away about in the water There he goes. Oh there is chop. Oh my god. The board right here. Oh He's fine. You didn't even get touched. Oh my god. It was just the board that got bitten Bit by a ship wouldn't it be awesome if he came flying over surfing the shock I believe it was too short. So he was okay. Yeah, you didn't get touched There was another surfer who was out there also who saw it happening swam at him was like I'm gonna go help him Like who the fuck does that? Would you do that for someone? No, oh god. No I don't know if the shock was hungry for two arms. You could save the guy not Who the fuck does that better? Would you do that for someone? No, oh god no.

I don't think I would. Well, if the shark was hungry for two arms, you could save the guy on. It's like there's two sharks. Or he only wanted yours. That's what I mean. Yeah, one hit the back of the board and then he fell off to the left,

which was lucky, because then it looks like the other shark came to the right side of the board and so the board blocked it coming like, but it only comes up over the top of the board of them. God humans are just so defenseless in water. Yeah. It's scary. Yeah. Considering we came from water. Yeah. Well, okay. What? I'm seeing a phrase. Somebody get your phone away from that mic.

Oh, sorry. In appearance. My bad. I was texting John to see if you were sitting here. It's why you can't see up close, isn't it? It's because we came from water. Fucking amateur. What? But you tell you what? You put a shark on land? I'll beat the fuck out of you. No, he said something though. You can't see up close because you came from water. Like fish. When we're in water is like fish people or whatever we were before like land animals. The land animals or fish people. Yeah, I can't from water. I, the eye underwater can see very close up. Like you could see like right here. but out of water the vision is different like the the

Refraction of light is different underwater sure so you can't see up close anymore, but You can see far away or you just argue we don't need to I think it's because we're not underwater like hot if you dunk Head underwater you can see closer up honey. Can you can you I think you're making this up? Well, maybe that's not true. You're taking the piss I think you're making this up. You're fishing it's not true. Well, maybe that's not true. You're taking the piss. I can't see anything.

I think it's bullshit. But I think it's to do with the relationship between underwater and eyes is the distance, your minimum. I'm glad we don't live in the water anymore. Because I think about fish people or is landing. As either. Just because it's like you think about the life of a fish where death can come from any direction.

Oh. And like I saw a gift, I think, of an octopus that was hiding. Like it was a piece of a, where death can come from any direction. Oh. And like I saw a gift I think of an octopus that was hiding. Like it was a piece of a, what was it? Like a piece of like some underwater plant. Oh, it was a sea of sea of sea of sea. Right. And like the fish is just swimming by. That's a weird skill that I don't think.

I didn't learn that octopus has had that skill, act of pie. Had that, is it octopus? Octopus is. Is it octopus is? No, it's not. I think it's just octopus. Is it like octipedes or something? Was it? Octopi. Like octopuses? Is it octopuses? No, it's not. I think it's just octopuses. Is it like octipodes or something?

Octopi. Like octopi is wrong? I didn't know they had that skill. I don't know any octopuses. I'll put it that way. Octopod... But it seems like I learned that, like, the internet taught me that. And I knew of octopuses, or octopus, my whole life.

What is the plural of octopus? I swear this, like, it's incorrect. Like, someone put pie, but it's not the correct plural Because it's not Latin it's Greek there are three plural forms of octopus Octopuses octopi and octopodes That's a different one there's rising right by the way. Hey, so you're gonna make a poster? Yeah, he says yes We were talking about it. You can more defend yourself.

What? We can defend him somewhat. Yeah, I'm a full-fledged. What do you defend yourself from? From all that. What do you think you were talking about? You said I was walking over now. You know, John used Trump Club.

You said on Friday that they needed him by end of the day Friday. What? He can join in. Is there another mic? There's a... there's probably a little off. There's a little off there. Oh, that's a there's probably a little off There's a little off You can say hi. So you're gonna make a poster for us for what? What was what was the UNI made when I went on the spot with Colton?

Oh, I said you uh, yeah, I'll make that poster. Yeah, we revealed what the theme is So do you want to use that theme the pop-up fuckload squad? I've already got Marcus working on it. Oh, do you yeah? Bring a full costumes and props and everything are we gonna have it for our TX? Last no Screw you Wow, how you doing John? I'm doing really good. How you doing, brink? I'm doing good I'm doing good. We were just talking about random shit and you you came up and so we had to see We're just bitchy. You just got a club right so we had to see We're just bitching about you.

I did you strong club. Is that this? No. Gus, something happened to me. Everybody wants to go by the way. This is somebody asked us when we said what should we talk about on the forum or on my journal. Somebody said we should talk about near death experiences and I thought oh Oh, do that again.

Yeah, it'll replay in a second. What is that? It's a It will be the fish turn your one other fish. It's just such a sight So it's underwater death. Yeah, no, no, no, I'm glad we don't deal with that shit anymore It's like we live on a on a plane. It's like yeah, no, you can still get killed shit You can kill by you get killed by above and below still you fall in a hole You get struck by lightning the holes not attacking you dude. You're falling in the hole The holes out like jumping out like how many people die from falling in the year. I'm sure it's very good. The hole's not attacking them

What about There's nothing a fish will never fall for ladder Jump from a skyscraper None of the awesome if I fish like fell off a skyscraper they rule the suicide Like you're just having to be up like I'm the legend about I probably have told story on the park John D. Wife standing up or something I am I am I'm sitting down of course wow you are severely on the Can fish any normal person Can our fish swim up falling water?

Yes, Sam and you do it. Yeah What's up? You know it's always great. I always great with the disappointed look on Gavin's face when he gets a legitimate answer to one of his dumbass questions Is this the He thinks that he's sunk to finally. I was like, could we get a fish to swim up a skyscraper? Swim up a lot of water to get that. And a very motivated fish.

Yeah, they're real good reason to get that fish. You just fill the skyscraper with water and then have it swim like each hour. No, the water has to be falling and kind of be a fallup. So I go with the water. So you did that. And then the first thing they did, the fish did when it got to the top of the Sashore was jumped off the committee. Probably would be.

You'd be great disappointed. What was your story? I didn't mean to cut you off. I had to find out if... Oh, I mean, it's not that exciting, but I had a, you know, those beta fishes, they're like the samurai fighting fishes or something. Yep. Or if you put two, if you put two of them in the same, if you put them in the same tank, they will kill each other. Or if you put the tanks like next to each other, they...

They'll attack. Yeah, not the cool one. You put a mirror in? I put a mirror in, I saw it kill each other. Or if you put the tanks next to each other they... They'll attack. Not the cool one, it's a bit funny. You put a mirror in? I put a mirror in and I saw it attack a mirror. It was great. That's not the story. You're gonna go to jail now. You said...

A mirror in a fish tank. But it didn't actually fight anything except itself. You got seven years of bad luck. So we got beta fish as some kind of prize in college and my girlfriend had one and she was always nervous about it because it was like they get the other beta fish from the people who got the fish as a prize. We're putting them close together, and her fish was getting upset.

So I made a cover for it, that she could put around the little bowl, cause there's tiny little bowls they put in there. Yeah, they don't need very much water. And I made a little ring of paper that you could put around the bowl. And then with the ringer on the bowl, the fish was going,

Abe's shit in there. She's like, what's wrong? She's like, what's wrong with this? Why is it doing this? He must hate the cover. I didn't tell her I drew a fish on the end, the fish was going, Abe's shit in there. He was like, what's wrong? She was like, what's wrong with this? Why is it doing this? He must hate the cover. I didn't tell her I drew a fish on the end of it. No. No.

No. I did. I did a little red beta fish. And I'm like, you know. You're drawing with that Kevin. I was like, I was like, I was sitting there. No, I was sitting there. It was shitty.

It was shitty. It was shitty. It was shitty. That's like the version of doing clockwork orange to a fish. Pretty much. It's basically sticking them in the place and they can't look anywhere by the enemy like shadow boxing Yeah, just torture can you hear you can hear John can you hear John? He's a mic now. Oh, yes, I might now Minjo

Do fish blink Okay Here's something I got to fierce debate about. Yeah. What I worked for this sub shop when I was 17, this guy who worked with me, his name is Oli. We got a fucking huge debate about this. Do fish drink?

Yeah. No. We have to find drink. Just to set it. Do they drink? Do they ingest it? Does it go into their drink? Do they drink while low and it go into their drink?

Do they just swallow and just go into their digestive tract? Yeah, yeah. Imagine. Yeah, no. They have to when they're taking in food. No. Yes. But every now and then they don't have any food.

Do they have to take a drink? Like they're in there in the water. Well, you just said, so you're saying recreation or like not recreationally. It's not social drinkers. I'm saying do they need to drink water does a fish need to drink me to know is that any animal that doesn't need water So right that's what I'm saying. Who's the drinks? I'm with you Gavin I absolutely believe that a fish every now and then takes a drink fresh water fish Do not actively drink water but absorb the water through their skin and gills on the other hand saltwater fish do actively drink

They just take a sip You're right there John just take a sip. That's all it is I know, but what's the difference between the fresh water fish and the saltwater fish? There's saltwater. I mean, it's the same as yes and answer. Maybe just dehydrating the salt and so they need to drink to compensate for the dehydration, but they're just drinking more saltwater. I don't know. Yeah, but they're saltwater. I try to be logical about this in some capacity and it's not worth it. It's like us in the air. Yeah, I agree with you. We take a breath every now and then. Okay, sometimes you eat it. In fresh water, the inside of the fish is saltier than the surrounding environment. Water moves into the fish by us mosifs passively through the

gills and skin of the stomachs. Mosives. I said, I love it. It's like an adri. Fish have to eliminate all the sexist water by peeing dilute urine. In saltwater, the environment is saltier. The fish loses water passively so it has to drink. It eliminates excess salt using specialized cells. So that's why fresh water fish doesn't live in saltwater. So essentially I was right.

Because it wouldn't be able to drink. All right, we're going to be able to deal with the salt. Right. Because it can't drink. So it wouldn't be able to drink. Right, we wouldn't be able to deal with the salt. Right. Because it's you can't drink. So it'd be like, death by salt. Well, although they say that salt water fish can't live in freshwater and vice versa, there's tons of fish that go back and forth.

I don't think there's tons of our sum. But it doesn't matter. That's like a hard line to me. That's like the freshwater fish, the salt water fish, that's it. I don't like the ones that can do that. Sam and do do that right? Sam and go back and forth. They have to spend a preset amount of time like in the brackish area where it's making that transition. Like training up the gills. Right. Or like converting. What other liquids can fish live

in? That's a good question. Like could a fish live in beer? I can live in that beer. Give me another one. Let's find out. Maybe depends on how much water is actually. Beer is got alcohol. I would think probably. There's bubbles in beer. Oh, like a boss. Oh, dude, you guys have got it. You guys have got to read the Martian. I got it. It's like, I downloaded it via Audible.

It's like 10 and a half hours, I think? Gus, you'll love it because it's like chapter two of... Maybe even chapter one of the Martian. The dude starts doing math on the fly and I'm like, this Gus is going to love this. 10 hours 53 minutes. Yes. The guy starts doing math right away. and I'm like this Gus is gonna love this 10 hours 53 minutes Yes, the guy starts doing math like right away, and it's like you're like, oh let me ask you a question about math, right? It's about two things guys. It's a dude who's all by himself on a planet and he's doing math Dream so Dan dan Grushy I hate that guy and slumber guys Dan, he says he's really good at maths, right?

But whenever I put him under pressure and like try and make him do it some, he can't do it and he says it's because he's under pressure and it makes him shit. That just means he's crap at maths, right? He's not. We're totally means he's crap at maths. He can't do it on other spots. How many people say maths and some people say maths? You can't say maths.

You know why? You know what it's short for? Mathematics. It's a plural. Yeah, but... So you shorten it to a plural? Maths. You shorten it to a plural?

Well, it is a plural, so the shortened version is also plural. Okay. But you didn't shorten it to a plural. What? You did. No, I get it. Maths. No, you just shortened it.

The logic for that makes sense. The sentence doesn't need that he's shortened it to a plural. You? You did. No, I get it. No, he just shortened it. The logic for that makes sense. The sentence doesn't need that he's shortened it to a plural. You know what? It's a short, you've shortened it without a plural. Now, he's that shortened to a plural. Yeah. Short, short, short, day, plural. The other day, the plural, right? Ashley formulated a mask in our grammar and convinced me why it's pronounced

gif and not gift. She convinced me. She made a totally convincing argument and now neither Ashina or I can remember what the argument she made. But it was absolutely made perfect. No, I'm actually you're going to change fundamentally something about me from GIF. I say animated GIFs and I was going to start saying GIFs from now. The G though and GIF for GIF is graphic, isn't't it or graphical graphic so and graphical through the hard G You have to do to make the word said fuck him. It's not here. I get it. George Luke said jar jar being exists I'm making right Jar jar gift. He's the key

Jar jar. Jeff. All right. I'm a jar of beings So we give a shout out to watch mojo because they named us the number six number six most Joyful podcast. I think Richard Jervais, the kind of thing. I mean, it's a, I mean, the cut Jervais. They named Red vs Blue number one web series. And Ruby, I think was six. Yeah, I wasn't gonna say four or six, but yes.

Four or six. So I had a thing, I had a really cool thing. When I was on vacation, I found out that the Hollywood Reporter named me is one of the top 25 Digital Sons of Gavin, by the way, when I sent that to you for social media stuff I sent it to her and Caleb and then she sent it out on social media on the Root Sheet accounts And then Caleb of course didn't do anything with it and the next day I just wrote it and said hey, Barb Thanks for promoting that article Caleb go suck a dick And he tweeted like two hours later.

But you can't insult Caleb. It just doesn't work. It just bounces off him. He's like a mirror. He's been too long in the brackish water. He's fully adjusted. But so there was this debate. They said when the article was coming out, they wanted me to turn it to selfie.

And they said, look, this is the digital power list. And so everyone in the list is gonna do a selfie of themselves. I'm like, yeah, no, I said, I don't really do selfies. I said, I have like a couple different photos I use for promotional stuff. Just use one of these. I said, no, no, everyone's doing a selfie. And it's okay.

Are they really doing a selfie? Like they're doing a selfie? Or are there is gonna be an obviously professional photo with them looking like they're doing a sell- That's where your hand is next to the actual like, did a sell camera. Or not even that, right? Just they're holding a phone.

And it's like, it's like, to 20 feet away. Or just it's a self-photo. Right, and I said, I said, or it's gonna be that. And they go, no, no, it's like a selfie. Everyone does it this way. It's like, it's gonna be great, get on board. So I did this stupid little selfie with Joe the cat. And I turned it in, sure enough,

half the fucking photos are professional photos. Of course. Of like, the the people pose and they're like 30 feet away from them with a camera There's not even like the illusion that they they probably shop a really long arm Do you think it's just because they couldn't get a hold of them and so they just use photos because I just couldn't get a No, because they're all doing they're all doing selfies in there in their photo You know they also cropped your photo to the point where they crop the joke out I think they think they didn't understand yeah The joke was that it they cropped the joke out. I think they did an understanding. Yeah, the joke was that it looked like Joe the cat was taking this selfie because you had his arm out where the camera was.

Yep. And that was hilarious. How long did that take? I treated that photo. It was very tough to do. Actually, I were wrestling with Joe the cat to get him to do that. He just didn't want to hold his arm in the right place. And then I actually could put his arm on top of it.

And I was like, no, it's going to be like, off to the side, like right next to the lens, it's possible. You know how many people don't know that you can activate your iPhone camera photo with the volume up button? You people freak out about it every convention. Yeah, I can send you a go. I kept doing that with people. Like here, look, you can just hit volume up and it'll take a picture.

It's like, what? How long has that been there? Like when you're trying to do a selfie with you? Yeah, it's like, it's a easier to hold in and do it that way. It's like iPhone 3. I was full. Yes, there is. See, look, it looks like he's taking the photo.

And they have to take off his whole arm out. Yeah, so I was really lamenting the fact that in the photo, I didn't have my other hand in the shot just to make sure it make you clear that I had no hands on my camera. But that was our funny take on that. But then of course, everyone has his like. Didn't you look like the idiot. With this cat.

No one knows, and nobody knows. But the spider trying to be young. No one knows, I hate to like, I got convinced to do like the goofy photo and like everyone else does this super fucking professional photo. Like, I mean, look at the, I'll try to, look at the, you can look at the lich, you can still look at the lead photo on it. Was it Grace Helbig? Yeah, in Hannah Hart, they have like the selfie sticks.

Yeah, I remember that. yeah it's like a professional photo of them just like to a standing next to each other with selfie it's like a wide shot like you can see their entire bodies in the picture to yeah they're cropped it's obviously like the same photo that you know there's people on the beach who just walk up and down the beach is trying to sell a tourist stuff yeah hats and crap it's selfie sticks now

like people walk up and down the beach with selfie sticks like the new thing that people It's trying to flog you they banned those from Disneyland didn't they are diswild? Why is that because it's dangerous to have on the rides and people are just using them on the rides? Oh here it is I saw yeah, like look at the look at the guys second from the left at the top He's on a skateboard who's even holding on a skateboard or something but that was the lead photo that they use nothing too And then look at the if you go down you see Grace and Hannah. It's like they've got I look like they're taking a selfie. Those are promotional images. Yeah, that's just not that's just

not the photo. So, and of course all the ones that weren't actual selfies were all the ones they use in the like the marquee location. It's like, it's like, it's a bitch. I know why they're I don't know why they're about to be just because I asked about it. I was told Bernie is very grateful for the opportunity to be named and the top 25 Thank you very much. I really appreciate it So I'm calling the oldest person on the list. I read an article that you're talking about look how young and hippie's trying to be with Selfie. Yeah, I read an article that had a photo that showed how they test the rides to make sure that it's safe for people And there's nothing that could possibly get in the way. They take this cut out, this may not like plywood and they put it in the ride. Is it doing this?

No, and it's got, it's like a half circle. That's as far as someone could theoretically reach and they run the whole ride with it. And if it's chipped or if it gets hit at all, they know it's like something's wrong. Like someone could potentially get hit on the ride. That's cool. It's like, it's something like I was wondered about like how is it that you test like, oh right, you just have a giant thin wood cut out. Yeah, whenever I stick my arms up on a roller coaster

and we like go through a tunnel or something, I always go like, but I know there's no way I'll hit anything. I got freaked out. The first time I ever rode Magic Mountain, the roller coaster stopped and all the lights came on and I saw Magic Mountain. And it's just like,

you mean Space Mountain? Space Mountain? Space Mountain. Oh, you saw the inside? I saw magic mountain and it's just like I saw the inside yeah it's like death is constantly a couple inches away from yeah it's pretty tight it's yeah it was fucking the rest of the ride I was just like yeah it looks like somebody threw iron filings in a blender is what it looks like yeah that was like a twisted massive metal yeah that was just like zipping around do this thing it's like ball of like track basically. There was an incident in the UK with a roller coaster called The Smiler,

where it went around, but there were two carriages. One of the carriages got stuck and they sent the next one. Oh! And it crashed into the one that was parked. And like everyone on the front row had, like people lost their legs and stuff. Oh my God. Okay, first of all, what a dumb design. Yeah, have a roller coaster.

What was the front bumper? Just why do they have two trains on the track? Well, I look roller coasters do they'll send one around. People have had long lines and they never have seen that before in my life. And then they can load up the next one while people are getting off the other one. They send that one around. But then they usually wait for the other one to arrive back, right? I guess it was just like one time. I got a far enough along. We'll just send this one. Yeah, that's fine. I'm sure it'd be fine. To ever have a problem on the museum park ride.

But the worst part is that they had to sit on that thing for like five more hours before the rescue team showed up to get them down, like with their legs hanging off and like crushed to pieces. Like five hours. Because they had to like cool the emergency services to get the to get ladders up. How do you get people up there? I got halfway around the rollercoaster. They were like, I can walk. Holy fuck, really upside down or straight up. I've been on that rollercoaster before. There was an inducing the Asherworld,

which no longer exists now, poor one out for Asherworld. Poor one out for our building 619 Congress. 619. 619 where we were housed the first time poor, not for our building, 619 Congress. 619, yes. 619, where we were housed the first time you guys came to visit us, I believe. You came to Buda. I was at Buda. That only was gone. They demolished it last week. They demolished it?

Yeah, it's gone. What about the, or they at least started demolishing. There were massive holes in it. Is the hideout? Nope, hideout's done. That's just that one, one little building. That's the one, just that place where we did business. That's it.

That's the only thing they targeted for demolition good ridden by yeah that that man that office you know the short run like hitting the trap door like try to send Joel down yeah if you stood at that point in the floor and you just bounced up and down the floor would go like like this and people at the desk at the corner of the rooms would be like stop doing that I could tell when someone was walking because the hard drives in my computer would get noticeably slower. Because my computer would be like bouncing on the floor

and you'd be like, okay, my right speed has really gone down. How did that second floor not collapse? We were actually after you slipped off that skateboard. Fuck you. That's what I'm saying. How about that? All right, well, it's about time to wrap up. No wait, there's a couple more things I want to talk about. Better fucking hurry. How about that? Alright, well, it's about time to wrap up. Wait, there's a couple more things I want to talk about.

Better fucking hurry. Why, there? 50 cent declared bankruptcy. Yeah. This is like three years after we did that video where he's loading money into his trunk of his Lamborghini. Did you ever see that video? I was going to be treated in the name. Yeah.

Wasn't he, he, he'd like lost a lot of money in like a court case or something. No, we got to feel like one million dollars and Then he declared bankruptcy. I wouldn't think that would be very much. It doesn't but your bankruptcy doesn't mean So he still don't have any money. It's just a reshuffling of debts Yeah, a piece creditors. I bet his credit school went down. It probably went down But if you've got Millions of dollars, you know even if he's bankrupt He'll start away lift with this.

You've got a couple different things. The sex tape lawsuit was the one where... What? Did he just talk right over there? I'm sorry? No, he was not. He was not. He was not. He was not. He was not. Some people heard it. It's okay. That's all that matters. There was a sex tape lawsuit. He had a sex tape lawsuit. A New Yorker awarded Lestonia Leviston $5 million last week after determining the rapper whose real name is Curtis Jackson, the third didn't have her permission when he posted online a sexually explicit video. She made with her boyfriend, so he posted a video not of the two of them, but of...

Why did he have that? I don't know why he had that, it's interesting. Anyway, so he got finally for that, but then there was another massive lawsuit he had. A federal judge orders 50 cent to pay seventeen million dollars uh... i'm trying to load this article up but looks like something to do with headphones that i wasn't aware of so yes so just a few years after he posted that video where he's loading

just handfuls of cash into the trunk of lamborghini i think somebody figured out by the stacks it was like two and a half million dollars they had in the whole man i wish wish I had bested some of this. Yeah, no shit. Did he offer Floyd Mayweather a bunch of money if he could read something? Yeah, he's making fun of Floyd Mayweather's, and I believe he's to read that ad spot. It was a ridiculous amount of money. Yeah, he posted a video like on Instagram or something. Fiddecent has been ordered by Palm Beach County Florida judge Peter Blank to pay 17 million

dollars to manufacturer's sleek audio following a series of legal dealing stemming from an arbitration in which the company successfully argued to the court that the hated or love it rapper used their model and designed for a set of headphones he tried to manufacture. So that's like a corporate IP thing. They took it from them. Wow. I guess he was trying to follow in the foot stuff of beats. But he was the spokesperson for Vitamin Water. This is one of the earliest podcasts we talked about this.

Where he was the spokesperson for Vitamin Water and he got a stake in Vitamin Water for just being the spokesperson. That's how they paid him, the primary incentive. Then they sold the Coke for half a billion dollars Gus and he made a hundred million dollars in the deal right for being like the spokes person for vitamin water he made a hundred million dollars at that point why would you make headphones like what why would she just like I got a hundred million dollars I said

why would anyone know it's true I don't want to do anything why would anybody do anything guess the question why would anybody be anything? Why would anybody do anything? He challenged Floyd Mayweather to read one page out of Harry Potter without any mistakes saying he would give $750,000 to the ALS when it was last year. Then he did it twice where he upped it. Like he started something lower and then he upped it even further because I think Mayweather may have like said something back to him or something. I don't remember. So I was trying to teach my kids how to be whether or not I do it. Maybe I have like set something back to him or something. I don't remember.

So I was trying to teach my kids how to be good kids. And I do this every now and then it was fucking backfires. I mean, when it makes them like big grandstanding thing, like they're talking about the time that I took the kids on, can teach kids about mass transit. So I took them on the train and it was a horrible experience. And they had to walk through mud and everything else. It was, now they hate any kind of public transportation in any way

Well, there's one time we were like in a traffic jam where all of a sudden all the cars in front of us were like getting over They were all we were in the right lane. They were all getting the left lane all of a sudden and then you get up And you see oh a car has broken down and then I see it's these two guys That are in this car that has stopped and then it's up against the curb and the guys behind trying to push it But it's right up against the curb so you can't get it going by yourself. So I pull my car around, there's parking lot right there. I pull my car around. They injure it. And I say the kids, I say, I say, we're going to help these guys, okay?

They're good to take. They get worse. Gavin, you're Gavin? You're 100% correct. When was this? This is the universe punishing you. So I go, I help these guys push their car and they're like, thanks. So we push it up and then we have to push it up a little bit

like up a little ramp to go into the parking lot get up enough speed to work get off the curb then they swing it out and push it up there's fuckers behind us honking at us you know honking at me and i'm like i'm just trying to help you to fix it yeah i'm trying to get i'm trying to get a car to the road so help you know traffic or whatever and uh... we get it up in the we get it up in the parking lot and i'm like i'm'm like, well guys,

sorry that happened, I go, but good luck. I'm gonna go, they go, yeah, no thank you or anything like that. They go, hey, man, can we have a couple bucks for gas? Cause we don't need gas. I'm like, I said, no, I said, you can't have a couple of bucks for gas. I said, I don't have any cash on me.

I said, but you're welcome for that. They go, well, can we give you a gas can? Could you just go and like get us some gas and bring it back in a credit card? And I was like, get the fuck out of here. I was like, for some reason, Gus, it's reminding me of you that if you were there, you would have been like, you would have been like, I called you. I called you back in the street. I was like, it's like no good deed.

And there was never a thank you or anything like that. It's just like, can you give us money now to go get gas? Because we don't have any money for gas. Or it's like, I don have to cash was like this like nice way that I had to get out of it And they said oh, we'll just give you a gas can you can just go get gas and I credit card and bring it back It's all that square. I'm not doing that fellas. No, I've only got my coin with me And it doesn't get rid of any way or so. You're kind of fucked I hate that. It's like I feel like I was it's my own fault because I was acting like this big fucking jackass Like my big white knight or something you know, but still it's like you feel like you was it's my own fault cuz I was acting like this big fucking jackass like my big white knight or something

You know, but still it's like you feel like you shouldn't help anyone else dude. I'm with you. I'm really with you I just want to split. I'm really with you. It's just like just don't help just ignore everybody all the time That's it's a I'm at that point now. It's just unbelievable. I just couldn't believe it like that I would just be so annoyed if I died trying to help someone I mean obviously I would be glad to be time one of you guys needs help and then you're gonna regret the statement. Yeah but I'm not gonna like mess with that person who helps me. He also wouldn't ask me. Yeah but you're saying never help anyone. I know I know I'm saying. It's a hard line to walk. Like you obviously want to help. But it's like is this gonna be detrimental to my health?

Well you hit my car or something like that. Why would someone kill you if you're trying to help them? In addition to everything that's wrong with you, are you colorblind as well, John? No, it's one of the things I've done. It's a graphic designer. Oh, that's true. No, I'm not colorblind.

In Bernie's defense, I always have to ask myself that question as well. Is John colorblind? Oh, right, no, he's not. He's got a list of my kids. Oh, like, he affects a John cadabra could have nothing like life threatening but just all super fucking annoying yeah it's all the list of all the things that just are they don't actually kill you

you know what i saw this i've never seen this before i saw a white girl who had what's it mean? vertila go? which we have a little i go? a little i go? we have like non pigmented patches but that's it a bit of a tilligo? It's where you have a little I go a little I go I like something non pigmented patches, but that's always a Skin condition. I was associated with black people I guess because it's more noticeable But she had it was very clear. She had a case. She was very pale, but then she had these like pale albino patches Super interesting looking. I admit it was like I've never seen anybody like that. Maybe it was just a white ink tattoo white Serious one would have been a very serious one. Anyway'm out of panic though all right let's wrap up don't help anybody ever that's what you've learned

don't help it right thank you for watching and stop see you guys help women and children stop now do it and we're gonna record some more stuff that you'll see on Friday don't help kids. Be willing for Christmas little boy. Nobs. Nobs. Nobs. Nobs. Nobs. Nobs.

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