Rooster Teeth Podcast - RTX - #336

Episode Date: August 11, 2015

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers will learn that an Anthony Mackie comes a new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-octane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church. Twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock I love that I love that Bernie said let's just all go out at once. He didn't come out
Starting point is 00:01:01 Yeah, he's over there somewhere. You have a question, buddy. Cash him down here. We'll start over here. We're not taking questions yet, sir. That microphone is not on. I, listen, I said like before I came out, turn on the Q&A mic right there, and I pointed, I'd go, okay, and I walked as slow as I could, and they still couldn't get in there.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Can I just do the whole podcast from out here? Yeah. Yeah. Sure, but it's 10 am, so I'm gonna sit going to sit down. Hi, where are you from? Nebraska. Nebraska's not that good. That's four people from Nebraska. Before we really get into it, I have to do this. I want'd let everyone know this podcast is brought to you by Fallout Shelter and Trunk Club. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:47 I'm really excited that Fallout Shelter sponsors. But don't forget to Trunk Club. We've Trunk Club has been great. Love them. We're in the pants right now. I'll show you the pants later. But, uh, I've been playing the hell out of it. Take them off.
Starting point is 00:02:03 They're staying on. I had these jeans picked for me by my stylist. I've been playing the hell out of it. Take them off, they're staying on. I had these jeans picked for me by my stylist. You're a stylist? Have you not heard the fucking ad? Why not the ad? But do they have someone specifically for you? It's for you, the ad.
Starting point is 00:02:18 They picked you a stylist for you. Wow. Is this the first time we've ever been sponsored by a video game ever? No, we did, we've done some of of, we did dirty bomb on the patch. Oh, right. But the podcast, so this is the first time ever, right? Uh, podcast, maybe. Yeah, I'm gonna say yes.
Starting point is 00:02:35 So, literally, eight years from a podcast that talks about video game to get a video game. It's not. That's gotta be a record of some kind. I thought someone would put beer up here, but it's root beer. Oh. It's pretty tasty. No, no, beer up here, but it's root beer. Oh. It's pretty tasty. I'll take it back. It's actually illegal.
Starting point is 00:02:48 It's illegal. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's not. I really want two mics now. Oh, yeah, here you go. So welcome, everyone. Testing, testing, testing, podcast.
Starting point is 00:03:03 Hey! I don't know what I was thinking when I told Barbara that Ten-A-M was okay for this. And she's not on it. She's not on it. That's why she's not on it. Oh, do introductions, guys? Sure, why not? I'm Gus.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Gavin. Jack. I'm Guth. Gavin. Jack. I'm Joel. And I'm Bertie Burns. Actually, you know what? The way the Joel acts at RTX every year, it actually wouldn't be surprising if I was Joel. And I had like a zipper costume.
Starting point is 00:03:39 I can't. Just Joel, the mascot. Yeah. What time did you guys line up for this? Yeah. I lined up at more. Just all the mascot. Yeah, what time did you guys line up for this? I don't mind up it more I heard a 630 in there I'm six six fingers up in the air. I got six. Can I get five?
Starting point is 00:04:00 There's a five right here. Can I get four? All right show me show me some hands if you line up at about Seven show me some hands. Okay, show me some hands if you line up at about seven. Show me some hands. OK, show me some hands if you lined up at about five. OK, we're not going to be like five a.m. funny. You guys, that was too early. It's not going to be worth it. Sorry. Seven a.m.
Starting point is 00:04:17 You guys are fucking golden. We're good. You want to see something cool that I noticed doing some panels and stuff? Show hands or make some noise if this is your first RTX. That's pretty badass. I guess so. I learned as all. None of you are going to be back next year.
Starting point is 00:04:41 That's exactly what I thought. Like we're doing something wrong. I'm just blown away by how many new people we have R.C. X. here. It's really awesome. I'm just imagining please come back. 30,000 people from last year at home and a livestream going fuck you. Five a.m. Idiots. I just rolled out of bed. You know what, one of the things we did talk about on the podcast, talk about life. I'm sure most of you is probably the first time you've come to Austin.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Would that be correct as well? Yeah. So welcome to the city full of traffic jams and wines. That is directly under the sun. Yeah. And it's weird because usually it's like some big event downtown that causes all the congestion in Austin And it's awesome to be this is the one weekend year where we're the cause of all that bullshit Now fuck it. We have to suck. We have to suffer through all the other bullshit
Starting point is 00:05:37 Everyone else can suffer through this time to inflict some pain right down But there's always like the dumbest events in downtown Austin. Like, what is like a chili festival in a week? There's literally an ice cream festival right now. You got really excited about that. Super excited. I'm just super excited because I want to go to the ice cream festival. It's like people from all over the US coming here to compete in ice cream competitions, I guess.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Ice creaming. Yeah, it's the hottest day of the year. I would just love to like go to a guy who's come all the way from Maine with his trailer and set up and just go, do you have vanilla? Vanilla is like the cheese pizza of ice cream. It is. It's like the most pure way to tell if an ice cream is good or not.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Do you do that? Do you, like whenever I go to a new pizza place, I always order the cheese pizza. And I don't, like, even though it's not my favorite kind of pizza, I feel like I have to find out what their version of cheese pizza is. So you just find your pizza benchmark. Right. Just cheese pizza. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:32 It's like you're teleporting your pizza taste through the mouth. Yeah. Which is pizza. Anybody get a chance to go to home sliced pizza while you're here? Yeah. Yeah. My hat. I love that place.
Starting point is 00:06:46 So I think that, oh, it's just from Martin. Avocado? Oh, awesome. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado.
Starting point is 00:06:57 We were backstage talking about before the panel and Dan was back there with Gavin and Dan's face he looks really worried. Oh there he is. And Dan was talking about how good his breakfast taco was. And Gavin looked at him and said that sounds wrong. You're becoming one of us. It's happened. But it's not even an English word though really, so. You're right. It's just wrong, isn't it? But it's it's it's it's strange to me that you have now been here so long that we're indoctrinating you and that I can't wait until you're like you fully lost the British accent. Awesome. Having a laser team got a lot of it.
Starting point is 00:07:47 It worked very hard to lose it. Actually, when Gavin had to go through American accent training for laser team, he loved it too. Yeah, he loved it. He had to learn how to say words like yeehaw. And pu-pew-pew. He was really worried about losing his British accent. You know who else is worried about it?
Starting point is 00:08:07 Meg was very worried that you were going to lose your British accent. It's all I have. That's what British guys are known for. Accents, not big dicks. So, but no, no, it's true. Dan could draw it for him. Yeah. About my penis?
Starting point is 00:08:25 Yeah. Well, we actually saw that whole Americanization process happen much more quickly with Ben. Everybody say, how do you bet? Ben stand up. Say hello. Hi, Ben. John.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Ben was here. It was about 90 days. He was here on a tourist visa, and he spent time with us in the office. The first time he came to visit, I think he was just like 11. The first night I took him, he ate two things the entire time he was in the US. He ate Chipotle and Brownies and that was it. That was 100% of his diet.
Starting point is 00:08:58 That was the first time. The second time was Domino's pizza and chicken nuggets. That's what you say at your house, yeah. He expanded his palate. But the first night he was in town, and we went to go see Wanted, like the Angelina movie, Jolie movie, at the Alamo. And he orders a Coke and they give him this, like, and a cup, though.
Starting point is 00:09:16 It's like, boom. And he's got this big, like, gallon-sized soft drink. And he was 11. So he's like, holy, he goes, is this for one person? And I said, then you're in America. That comes with free refills. And that was his first night, his first experience with the culinary habits in America.
Starting point is 00:09:34 By the end of his trip, less than three months later, we're in Chipotle, of course. And he's looking at his plate of tacos. There's three per order. And he goes, three tacos is not enough but six tacos is too many. They should give you five tacos and I said congrats Ben you're now officially an American. He was probably talking about tacos. Have you eaten chipotle since you've been here Ben?
Starting point is 00:10:10 It's closed on Saturdays, so he attempted. They closed it a little weekend? That's like so sad, like the British kid outside the chipotle when it's closed. That was the world's worst pattington bearer book ever. When we were working downtown at the downtown studio, that was one of my bigger complaints. Was that that Chipotle closes like at 5 p.m. and it's not open on Saturday and Sunday.
Starting point is 00:10:34 So when we'd be working later working on the weekend, there was just like gone. It just wasn't a possibility. They're paying for the fucking space. Why don't they sell it? God damn, Paco makes them work. Man, speaking of the ol' office, have you seen it lately? Yeah there's a giant hole in the stuff that's missing the roof. Yeah it's going to have roofs gone and
Starting point is 00:10:51 like half of the building is yeah. Yeah. So if you're those you don't know like I think it's just three or four offices ago we were down with seven in Congress like blocks from here so you can walk by and see the shell of our old building if you want to. Yeah that's the one where we started producing RT shorts for the first time. And season 6, 7, and 8 of Red vs. Blue, right? That achievement hunter started there. Yeah. We always like moved like right the day we finished like some big milestone in Red vs. Blue
Starting point is 00:11:18 to immediately move the next day. And the episode 100 and then we all piked up. Yeah, and then Jeff was always out of town conveniently whenever we were moving. It was really heartwarming to see that when the Chief and Hunter office was moved this last time the Gavin was out of town. So that you guys were always the most. You guys were always the most tough, it was awesome.
Starting point is 00:11:32 Just what I heard all about it. The most tough was left. It's amazing how quickly the vultures came out and. Oh, they picked that office, cloning. Took your office apart. Like any time you walk by now, it's filled with people. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:46 Yeah. It's sad. There's still holes in the wall and there's paint. Like there's marker stuff on the wall. Or do we have a release the video of Jeff using the golf club to hit the marker box? Yeah. It was in a Minecraft video.
Starting point is 00:11:57 There's still like spray on the wall. The copy is pretty interesting in there. It's pretty, it's pretty mingling copy all the way around. But my little corner is just like a dog stain. What happened to my desk? It's one murdered a bag of chips. Someone said too much cock. Was it?
Starting point is 00:12:13 There's no such thing. So it's been a fun RTX so far. We're on the final day here. It was really fun. You said that's the the final day here. It was really fun. You said that like the lamest waiver. So it's really fun. I've been tired. It's so full of energy right now.
Starting point is 00:12:31 I saw people. It was all great except for the kind of funny panel yesterday when Greg Miller hit me over the head with a bottle. OK, so I heard about that. What happened? He had asked me months ago if I would be on his panel I said sure he said can we break a fake bottle over your head I said fine no problem and it wasn't until we're coming out here you know we're backstage I
Starting point is 00:12:54 think has he ever done this before you know as you know how to actually hit someone with the bottle I said I'm sure he's done he does like all that wrestling stuff I know he's done it before He does like all that wrestling stuff. I know he's done it before. We get on stage and you know Huh, whatever then he gets up the ball hit me and he hits me totally wrong with it Oh really? What did he hit me right here on the temple? And he hit me way too hard with like the the bottom ring What did you do he came in like this? And it cut me I don't know if you can see like
Starting point is 00:13:24 Up on up on my temple and so I fell to the ground see, I'll call the cover. Oh, I can't. Oh, shit, yeah. Up on my temple. And so I fell to the ground acting like I was hurt. And I'm laying there, I thought, my face is wet. And I kind of reach up like, I'm covered in blood. Were you really? Yes, I had to get up. I was like, I need a DMT.
Starting point is 00:13:40 And I ran off stage into the bathroom. And then I didn't want to be worried so I was like just trying to clean as quickly as possible and I regret not taking a picture of my bloodied face in the bathroom. I like the idea of you acting like you're hurt and you're on the floor and you're like, wow, I'm a really good actor. This is really... But luckily, my PA Michelle had a bunch of band-aids and alcohol wipes. I had a couple of those.
Starting point is 00:14:06 What is your RTX like? Your PA carries band-aids. I have no idea. She just had them. I was like, does she have these every year? Just waiting for this? She has a adrenaline needle. But I wiped it all off and came back out to the panel. And then I sat down, like, oh, you know, whatever.
Starting point is 00:14:24 Kind of make a joke of it. And then, like, part three of the panel, and then I sat down, like, oh, you know, whatever, like kind of make a joke of it. And then, like, part three of the panel, I started feeling really nauseous. I was like, a cussion. Like, I wonder if I have a head injury. And I started like freaking out. Like, it's just the kind of thing where like, oh, you should have gone to the doctor.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Yeah, that was it. Yeah. Yeah. The case study, and then like, see what happens. Right. I mean, I used one of those bottles on Dan once, and I'd never used one before it's all so I just smashed him over the head. I almost cut his ear in half. It was so
Starting point is 00:14:50 sharp and his ear was like actually still looks kind of weird. After people, after that happened, people kept saying don't you remember that Gavin used to one of those on Dan at a herd of zero? I was like oh right, right. I should have thought about that. So it was great, but unfortunately Greg Miller is no longer with us. Yeah. He's been escorted from the premise.
Starting point is 00:15:13 Downlake somewhere. Did you get a Greg Miller apology? Oh, yeah. He does not stop apologizing. I think you'd be kind of apologized. He almost killed you. You know I'm kind of curious to know that you said that. Where's Marcie?
Starting point is 00:15:24 Marcie around here? Hey, said that. Where's Marcy? Marcy around here? Hey, Marcy, this is Mar- PA Marcy. She helps me get from place to place there. Yeah. So, Marcy, Gus's PA really cares about his safety and his health and carries band-aids.
Starting point is 00:15:40 Do you carry band-aids for me? You do. Because so far, it's been like a hundred percent just snacks being handed to me. Which I really like. She's like, here's your granola bar, I'm like, thank you. I like how we all have different relationships with our PAs. My one's called Charles. Get up Charles.
Starting point is 00:15:59 My one is called Charles. Alright. And uh, his yesterday I required something from Charles. Alright. And uh, here's yesterday I required something from Charles and uh, it was a bet. I bet in $100 that I couldn't pour two jars of maple syrup into his pockets. And it was really, it was really cool to lie. I emptied the whole thing into his pocket and he was like, always, it's sticky and kind of cold. But we couldn't see anything until he into his pocket and he was like, oh, it's sticky and kind of cold. But we couldn't see anything until he raised his leg
Starting point is 00:16:27 and it was squirred through the teeth. I was like, oh, my God. And we made a video. It was lovely. It was lovely. It was fun. I called Gavin out of that tank. Because I just had seen the video being
Starting point is 00:16:45 taped on the side. You are making your PA stand there while you pour syrup in his pockets. I go you look like such a fucking douchebag doing that. And he goes well did I look like a douchebag when I gave him a hundred bucks? I say yes. Even more so. He went to it. He was like yeah we'll do this together.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Also, he is the same PA I had last year. So we actually flew all the way back. So we knew what he was getting to. So now he's calling you dumb, too. I'm telling everything else. Yeah, I also had the same PA as last year. And I used to do this thing. I didn't do it this year because she taught me differently.
Starting point is 00:17:24 But last year, I kept trying to hide from her It's like I we'd be sending down then I just get up and like trying to run down a hall and you disappear in another room She would always find me So this year I learned I was like I'm just not even gonna try like so Katie let me know that Michelle's actually a nurse So that's probably the best first no follow you around Whoever assigned the new and understood I would need medical attention at some point nice It's my it's my paper thin skin Easily cut by sugar Greg Miller's in first shot next year when he says I was like here's your PA. His name is Michael Geo
Starting point is 00:18:02 So you guys have a lot of the same PA. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one.
Starting point is 00:18:20 I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. really bad. Why is that? So we had the concert last night with Vittergame or Jeff Welley, it was the case of the Vittergame and Bernadette Ladies. And you felt bad about the concert? I really bad at hyping the show. The show was great. So it was crazy because the line wrapped literally around one city block. Wow. And we learned that three quarters of a city block is 1200 people. But after the show had started, I want to say like a 8-10,
Starting point is 00:18:48 Tim left which showed up in the door with a couple of friends and I was like, there aren't any seats left. Tim, I'm really sorry. I had to turn him away at the door. Oh, I guess. Yeah, but I did. Well, listen, you guys warned us about the show. Monday meeting, they said, look, it's like, we'll try to save seats for staff. But, you know, we get 15 minutes out from the show.
Starting point is 00:19:05 We're gonna give away every seat we have available to people that are waiting in line. It was packed. Yeah. We got as many people in as possible. And it was, it was a great show. I hope everyone got in. It was really hard because, you know,
Starting point is 00:19:18 we had these little tickets that we could hand to people in line. So we knew how many people could get into the theater. And once we ran out of tickets, we were out of seats. And we do that thing right at the very end. You're unsure of exactly how many seats you have. So we end up the last ticket, and we told the last few people, like, maybe you can get in,
Starting point is 00:19:36 if you wait a few more minutes, we'll see how it goes, and we were able to squeeze in as many as possible. I know it's like a surreal experience, because we know Ed quite well. I've seen him a bunch of times, and I like him. He's a nice guy. But last night in the middle of a song, he changed the lyric. The word was gravity, and he changed it to Gavin free.
Starting point is 00:19:55 And it made me like, oh, warm and gooey inside. I was like, oh, that was so cool. I used to listen to him when I was a kid and stuff, and then he'd sing in my name one stage. Like five years ago? Yeah. Yeah Yeah, they said this year oh So they're pretty much as old as you are
Starting point is 00:20:13 Because they started in 1988 and so did I We're not in Canada. Yeah, they're gonna be 27 years together. There's a band. That's awesome. Wow. That's crazy. Yeah It's just you because I was a dinner the other night with Matt and then Alan Richson was in town for he had to do some, he was on the laser team panel that we did. They make it the laser team panel? I was fond of. And I realized there's a common thing, this isn't funny at all. I just said to somebody, notice that all three of them are like married to their high school sweethearts. Like they all, all three of them are married to their high school sweethearts.
Starting point is 00:20:45 They all three of them are. I'm divorced. That's, I guess, this is the term manager came out last night. Before the show started, he came out and he's like, hey, where I'll sit. We're super excited for the show. Are there any phrases or words or catch phrases that the band should know that they can work in the songs said
Starting point is 00:21:05 I think it's got a cover. It's like I wouldn't worry like he he gets it He knows he's really really invested in part. There was a little bit of talk at dinner about busting out the old captain dynamic suit Oh, man. Yeah to see if Ed could fit in and he goes fuck off There was no way he was gonna try to fit in that thing That was actually Ed was in the very first live fit in that thing. That was actually, Ed was in the very first live action thing that we ever did, and that was Captain Dynamic. And he came down for that. Yeah, Captain Dynamics was a blast. He loves that character so much. And he refused to take that thing off. He would wear it and go and get coffee instead.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Yeah, doing all this moves and then with the high up. He was just standing out there on Congress, like just talking to people walking down the street They're like even like an eakier sign or something. He's like what the hell is that guy doing? He was getting a part of my complex down there. He was totally greeting everyone But then you said doing his yeah Man, but I think I think that you know I mean I've podcast a lot we talk about traveling and planes and everything else And I have the opinion that we travel a lot But it pales in comparison to what a musician
Starting point is 00:22:07 does. I mean, like the day before he was here, he was in Banff, Canada, like the night before, and then he just flies through like just no big deal. She was a shout out to Banff in the back. I can't ever say Banff, Banff, is that how you said? Nightcrawler. It's like Nightcrawler teleporting, right? Is that where he ends up?
Starting point is 00:22:23 Is this your fucking city? Every time you tell the ports How do you spell how do you spell that bam? B a MF F F B a M F F and B a N. Oh, that's like a typo That thought it was B a MF is be like, what town do you live in? The one that says bad ass motherfucker, huh?
Starting point is 00:22:47 The one that says bad ass motherfucker? Um, tire. It is 10 a.m. No, it's 10.25. No. So speaking of planes, I'm gonna talk about plane disasters. No one's getting on a plane disasters. How about plane disasters? Oh, no one's getting on a plane tonight or tomorrow, are they?
Starting point is 00:23:10 Hey! Good luck. Let's talk about escalators, everybody. Wow. Wow. We were talking about how strange it is that part of that Malaysian Airlines flight was found that, and how did Denset, Riyun-Yan, Riyun-Yan? Part of that Melissa Airlines flight was found at re and how to dancing reunion reunion Dance just being fancy event. So that's been like I've been trying to keep up with this as much as possible while
Starting point is 00:23:33 They kind of bit of the wing right a flapper on flapper on which I just made up hard. Yeah, I've never heard that time before I guess it's a part of the plane. It's like a flap in an aileron So they were able to link it specifically to that plane though, right? Or was it just they linked it to the kind of plane? Well initially they linked it to the kind of plane, but that was the only plane unaccounted for in the ocean. With an opera.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Yeah, eventually they associated it, I think specifically with that plane. So where, how far, of course, was it? Well it was essentially, they found it just these two madagascar just he said madagascar okay it's amazing how much of my geography from the world comes from playing video games you know it's risky yeah yeah so somebody got two armies and a flapper on right behind madagascar that day so they just wash up is it floating yeah can you imagine like you're on the beach like sunny yourself and the fucking part of a plane comes up.
Starting point is 00:24:25 How does it float? What's it made of? Is it metal? How does it float? Does plates float on water? It does. It does. It does.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Dude, we talked about this the other day. Like Gavin said something dumb and then the Greek mythology, Minecraft, let's play what we did. And at this point, I just agree with them because he's fucking right so often yeah I mean like it's so frustrating because he says it in the weirdest damn way possible but not at a time he's actually right it's like all right fine I'm the asshole so I'm just I agree with you now I'm just annoyed I'm just starting to say I'm just playing like I swim in the ocean I drop my sunglasses and never see him again I'm super clean flyer what your sunglasses don't fly.
Starting point is 00:25:05 It's true, they don't have flapper arms. If planes can float in the air, they can float in the water. That sounds physics works. That sounds physics works. It's called logic, dammit. It's just your print. What was the Greek mythology thing that he got right?
Starting point is 00:25:22 What was it? I was talking about Shedding's bottom. It was talking about a mid midsummer night's dream. Oh, I think it was I think the Greek God Nick. So, what was it? There's a character named Nick Bottom. Ryan asked me to name one character from midsummer night's dream and I was like Nick Bottom and he was like idiot. Which doesn't sound like a Shakespeare character.
Starting point is 00:25:44 Like that sounds like he's like, like he's like, ah, Nick bottom, sure, whatever. No, that's actually a character. Sounds like a coming up like, Warro, like, okay, I'm gonna follow him. Anyway, so Gavin is actually a smart dude. Oh, thanks Jack. Dude, okay, I'm tired of people asking, like, so you can tell me is Gavin really that stupid?
Starting point is 00:26:00 Gavin is, might be the smartest guy I work with. He is really, really, really, He's a really, really, a lot of dumb people though. I mean, let's yeah. But like, like, I love Gavin and like the work he does is incredible and it just drives me crazy that people actually think you are that dumb. And I've seen you be silly before but never, never like stupid. It's fun to be silly. It's fun to be silly. That's a new shirt, is Emily here. So, let me tell you about the time I was a Vidcom with Gavin and he thought somebody It's fun to be silly. That's a new shirt, is Emily here.
Starting point is 00:26:25 So let me tell you about the time I was a Vidcom with Gavin and he thought somebody else was his reflection. We were going up to a door and Gavin goes up to the door and it was a glass door And there was another guy on the other side and they both reached for the door at the same time and Gavin goes And then it was a glass door we were both moving diagonally like as a reflection would he was wearing the same Comment shirt as I was and then when I opened the door It was an actual person and not me and I was like I want to point out the dude was Indian
Starting point is 00:27:20 And the best word about that was not the Gavin thought that it could understand almost the way that the mistake happens in the moment, but for the rest of the day I caught Gavin looking at himself in a window, making sure he was still okay. I would like walk up the doors doing stuff that only I knew I was gonna do. So I'd walk up the door and be like, I'm immediately take back everything I just said. I picture you like staring at the mirror wanting to fight it like an animal. My ears go up. Yeah. Like not understanding what it is that you're seeing.
Starting point is 00:27:54 Yeah. So, going on you. Thanks, man. That's a really smart. It's not. We were, another thing we were talking about backstage is we were talking about this came after our taco discussion. Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:08 Was, I was curious if you called anything other than tea a spot of tea. Like could you ask for a spot of water? Yeah, this doesn't work. Like I've heard people say I love a spot of tea. Let's go for a spot of tea. But it wouldn't work with any other liquid I don't think. A spot of orange juice. It doesn't sound right. A spot of vodka. A spot of vodka. No it wouldn't work with any other liquid, I don't think. A spot of orange juice. It does sound very good.
Starting point is 00:28:25 A spot of vodka. A spot of vodka. No, trying to figure out how many, like, what is a spot? Like, how many spots are in a shot? LAUGHTER It's just weird. Like, why is it? Do you actually see a couple of birds over here?
Starting point is 00:28:39 Why is it a spot? It's for an activity. It's for an activity. So it's not a unit of measure. Like a spot of lunch. So you just think you know the different kind of spot. Have you ever had a spot of lunch? I think I have. I had a few spots of lunch in my time. Okay. They taste just the same. Fair play. I think that's the one like phrase I've caught from you. It's fair play. Yeah, you say fair play. I will say fair play. I like that. Yeah, it's you. It's fairly late. You say fair play. I will say fair play.
Starting point is 00:29:06 I like that. That's good. I'll take it. Here are the many of them read this. One reminder when this episode of the podcast is brought to you by Vault Tech Industries and their newest Vault Building simulation, Fallout Shelter. The number one hit mobile game is available now for free on the App Store and come in Google Play on August 13th.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Fallout Shelter puts you in control of a state-of-the-art underground vault. Build a perfect vault, keep your doilers happy, and protect them from the dangers of the wasteland. Fallout Shelter is available now for free on the app store, and coming soon to Android on August 13th. Free! For more information, visit falloutshelter.com. You just didn't you just do a let's play in Fallout Shelter? Yeah, so Caleb vetoed a video of for Fallout Shelter going up on game kids because I guess Fallout is a mature title even though Fallout Shelter isn't, so me and the kids just did
Starting point is 00:29:53 a thing where we bought 50 lunch boxes and opened 50 lunch boxes to see what was in it. And it was like we went through 200 cards basically all that. You guys played Fallout Shelter? No more? Yeah. So, we were just trying to figure out whether or not spending 25 bucks for lunch boxes was worth the money or not You want to spoil it? Was it worth it? Teddy determined that it was How much is it? It's not Teddy's fucking money. Is it how much that cost?
Starting point is 00:30:17 How much that what what's that 50 lunch boxes? How much the cost? $29 I didn't he said You were asking him while he was saying How much did cost? $20.00. You just said that? I didn't. He said. You were asking him while he was saying. Although with the kids in the, in the, in the, whenever you're a let's play with the kids. So that one's on the let's play channel. That's the, that's actually the podcast.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Let's play this week is me with the boys doing that because it couldn't go in game. Kids. There are my favorite podcast guests. Yeah, but I told them this is going to be on the let's play channel. So we don't have to act nice or like well behaved. It's going to be on let's play instead of game kids so they were just smoking and drinking the whole time. They're big fans of Jeff. What's the list play they got to do that? Invariably speaking of smoking and drinking invariably every night at RTX I
Starting point is 00:30:59 can't believe how quickly it gets late. Yeah it's like we were out of the concert then like out talking to people and meeting people, mixed-and-out, I was like, I'm like, watch, oh, it's two in the morning. Like, oh crap, I need to be up in a couple of hours. I saw you last night and I said, what are you doing? You walked over to, there's this venue
Starting point is 00:31:17 that we have that's right down the road from here and it was like five blocks away from where the concert was and you walked up and I was like, I was leaving and you were coming in. I was like, how are you gonna be out tonight and you were like three o'clock and I was like five blocks away from where the concert was and you walked up and I was like I was leaving and you were coming in I was like, why would you be out tonight and you were like three o'clock and I was like 10 a.m. Panel. Good luck. Goodbye. You were laying on the ground when I walked up today. I was trying to relax a little bit RTX is a great experience because the floor Becomes comfy RTX. Yeah, that's just nice to lie down anywhere
Starting point is 00:31:42 You reach a point of exhaustion where like you're your definition of comfort Like just gets lower than lowers. Just wear a whore is on to lose it's comfort Yeah, you think that like those guys who you always see like in cartoons or like the stereotype of like dudes laying on like beds of nails You think they're just really tired This is comfortable. It's fine close enough. Let's lay on some nails for a bit Here's how I know Gus is really tired. Is that a dude over here just yelled something out and Gus didn't tell him to shut up.
Starting point is 00:32:09 That's the first time I think that's ever happened. Yeah, I didn't know you'd be here. When you walked up to, I have a tendency to be very direct with people. So like when you walked up to the music venue last night, you were talking to people outside, being very nice. And I was like, I just opened the door, I said, Bernie, stop. Right now. I'm gonna get in here.
Starting point is 00:32:32 I'm a logistics nightmare. Because it's like when you get, what happens is, one person says, oh, hey, Bernie, can I get a selfie with you? And then it's like, as long as you keep moving, you can actually get to where you're going. But if we stop, we just literally would be there. You could be there for two or three hours. I actually did that last year.
Starting point is 00:32:48 I just didn't want to place for three hours on the floor. But like going into the thing, there was like a group of 30 or 40 people out there. And you can get through 30 or 40 selfies pretty quickly. By the way, ladies are a lot faster at selfies than guys are. I don't know why that is. You guys are like professionals. Because it's like a guy, it's like, hey, Bernie,
Starting point is 00:33:07 can I get a picture? It's like, yeah, sure. You got to go through the all steps. Let me turn on my phone. All right, here we go. It's facing the wrong way. All right, here we go. I just shut it off.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Hold on a second. We got to go. It's like girl walks up, lady walks up, it's like Bernie gets himself, and they're like, great. Chomp, bang! And then now, it's just like, it's amazing. And she's got like 50 pictures and she looks better
Starting point is 00:33:27 in all of them than I do. So, but yeah, so I was, I'm a nightmare when it comes to that because like I like block doorways and like people are trying to get me somewhere, you know, to room like this one. And it's like I'm just sitting in the elevator and allowing you to take in a bunch of photos and stuff like that. So, Gus just like opens the door and the paramount and goes, Bernie, get in there.
Starting point is 00:33:45 You put that camera down, or I'll knock it out of your hand. I did say that, and forgot about that. And then I think I said, you all have zero percent chance of getting in here. You're better off just leaving. So me! I didn't want them wasting their time. They were just standing there.
Starting point is 00:34:04 Wasting their time, what, liking you? Mission accomplished. They could be doing something else. You know, it's always such a logistical problem. You don't know how we deal with it, because we've tried to work with the panel lines every possible way. The rule this year is no lining up until an hour before the panel. But you can't like, yeah, right?
Starting point is 00:34:28 But it's like, you can't stop me from like existing. So they just kinda like, they just kinda like swarm like sharks waiting for the fish to die or something. Yeah, and it's like, we can only push the zone of you can't line up here back so far. Eventually it's gonna be like, able to be lined up in Dallas What if what if the line never stopped moving?
Starting point is 00:34:52 Right like they weren't lined up, but there was a line that was just circling Like it was a big conga line and it was just like dancing waiting for like the one hour point Choose like the middle of the loop and just pull it in and then that's where the line is. I actually like that idea. What if we just ran all the panels all day long and we all sit up here for eight hours for different panels and then just align, just walks through. And they catch one by the same.
Starting point is 00:35:14 They see part of the panel. Do you think you can do that? Do you think if you had like you said you had a block of people literally a square city block, if you were in the front of that line, say just follow me, okay, here's the end of the line, okay, you just follow them and see if you could actually make a circle of people without them knowing. You guys are awful.
Starting point is 00:35:28 I'm so sorry. I didn't know what that was. But no, I wonder, I wonder if that's possible. How long would it take before they figure out? We can't do with this crowd now, so don't come back next year. We've already established. I think we did some similar, like, royal funerals, like you can't have everyone come to the Queen's funerals, so you just kind of walk through it in a big loop. Just walk by the coffin.
Starting point is 00:35:52 So you can go to it. Wait, you can go to it, you just can't stop. Oh, I see. It's a little different. It's like your arm reach out, you just hide five or just keep walking. LAUGHTER Thanks, Queen.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Wow. It's like the version of the British marathon. They slap on number on you. There's people handed out Gatorade. Spot some Gatorade. Would you hide it? Would you hide five, the dead Queen, just to say you've done it? Yeah, I would. Well, maybe if it was a Queen.
Starting point is 00:36:19 Yeah, yeah. We're through the dead Queen right now. We're through the dead Queen right here. We're through the dead Queen right now. Can you get a photo? Can you get a selfie? Can you get a selfie? She can hold it. Stop.
Starting point is 00:36:28 She'd still probably be faster than me taking the picture. Bam, and she's out. So, what have you seen that you like Sephardar? Have you seen anything you like Sephardar? Just the people people the people? Yeah, it's a cup of answer, but it's true. That's a pandemic answer. Just looking for applause.
Starting point is 00:36:54 Love you. What about you Jack? Don't take the people. I got to play. Oh, yeah, people obviously is number one. And then I got to play a sassy treat syndicate. That game is really cool. And then we're playing today actually a Sheetmahunter is playing Fun House in Rainbow Six Siege.
Starting point is 00:37:13 Is that new, I think? Yeah. Noon or two. I don't know. So I'm like, that is under your schedule. You should go check it out. So yeah, that game is awesome. So you're playing Siege ready? Yeah. Yeah. Is it to feel rainbow 60? Yeah, yeah. We've waited a terror hunt, which is their new version of terrorist hunt, and Jeff is terrible. Like there's literally, like there's one person that has like a bomb diffuser, and you need them to go
Starting point is 00:37:34 to every point to kind of diffuse the bombs. It was the four of us in the basement at the bomb, and Jeff was literally on the roof. It was like, the guy, and then he died his way back down. I played a bit yesterday on center stage also, and the group was talking to like, all right, how do you want to do this insertion? Let's go to the roof. And I said, I feel like my character is afraid of heights.
Starting point is 00:37:57 I feel like he shouldn't want to get on the roof. No, no, we're doing roof insertion. I was like, okay, we get up on the roof and I immediately fell off. I was right. I was like, OK, we get up on the roof, and I immediately fell off. And I said, I was right. I was like, this was what he saw in his vision. He knew that he did not belong up there on the roof. You all forced this on him. Did they leave in the ability to turn upside down on the roof?
Starting point is 00:38:16 Oh, yeah, absolutely. It's like actual rainbow six mechanic. And then we flip upside down, we head shots through the window. It's fun. There's a guy with a sledgehammerhammer is bust through walls and doors pretty much You know through anything. It's great. I'm excited. I've been waiting for a rainbow six game for a long time Well, did they just announced crackdown three or have they previously announced it? Just announced that at James Cromwell. No, they announced it like at e3 last year. They were gonna be showing off this year
Starting point is 00:38:40 Yeah, there was a trailer of the three last year. Okay, so when's it coming out? I'm excited. And then you said after today. Sometime in the future. They were showing off a lot of the crazy, like, full, destructible environment demos I saw. Like, the demo I saw, like, had a guy like shooting at a wall, like shooting a big circle and in the part in the middle falling out of the wall.
Starting point is 00:39:01 Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. You know what's crazy, dude? And it's not just video games, but it's weird to me that like a really, really mediocre crappy sequel to something doesn't destroy your enthusiasm for it, as long as the original thing was good. Like people are super stoked about Star Wars 7,
Starting point is 00:39:18 even though there were three movies in between that everyone is like, eh, you know. I'm wrecked your motion. Yeah, Crackdown 2 was not that crackdown 2. Did you know? No, it was dumb. It was awful. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:28 I like it. Yeah, I voted. Sorry, I was. No. We had a four panelists. Yeah, but it doesn't kill your enthusiasm for the franchise. We're super, super excited about it. Yeah, me too.
Starting point is 00:39:38 Me too, because Crackdown was such a good game. Well, any game where you can jump really high is a great game. You, you, you, you, butting video game developers take notes. So like a high jump game would be like the best game ever. I honestly have less fun in games where you can't jump. We were playing Groovy. So you're increasing games.
Starting point is 00:39:59 Yeah, do. Anybody got to play the Groovy, Grimm Eclipse here on the floor? Yeah. It's so much fun to play as characters, but that is like the one note that I gave is, like, these characters got to be able to jump really, really high, you know, a double jumper, like quadruple jump, that exists. Did you go by the pony booth, the guys who do a collaborative kingdom?
Starting point is 00:40:19 You know what? I'm going to admit something, the way that RCH has grown this year, and like, my panel's going back and forth, I have not been on the convention center floor. This is a weird year for R.T.X to me because I haven't been to the convention center and planned to go sometime today. Okay, so they gave us like the coolest swag I've ever seen. They made shirts for Ryan, Michael, Gavin, and myself.
Starting point is 00:40:37 It's the Berry Bros, and it's our characters from the game. Really? Yeah. And I think they might have some for sale down there. I'm not sure, but anyway, it's like holy crap. I was like, oh, this is a cool show. That? Yeah. And I think I think they might have some for sale down there. I'm not sure. But anyway, it's it's like holy crap. I was like, Oh, this is a cool. That's us. That's awesome. I mean, like Starwall is down there. It's so weird that like how we know established relations. Like we love the Starwall guys. And my dumb face is in a PS4 game right now. I don't know the Wii U. That's that's awesome. This is a weird life we live. We can do that anyway. They're going to be in another game pretty soon. I'm not sure if we can talk about what it is.
Starting point is 00:41:06 We were emailing, you're even charged with that. Oh, yeah, yeah. Can we talk about that? I don't know. Yeah, so the... I'm not sure if we can talk about the game, they're going to be in the show. We'll be sure to ask the I-DAR developers, and we can talk about it later. So, we'll talk to I-DAR, whether or not,
Starting point is 00:41:20 if the next patch will be in the game. There's also, I don't know if you saw this, also, but different pugs is out there. Oh yeah. Which was probably my favorite game for me, three-shoes. Yeah, you used the tennis bowl to control it. I just spent the whole, I played it for like four minutes. I spent the entire four minutes trying to dump on a plate.
Starting point is 00:41:39 Meg told me that you dumped on the plate and then took a selfie of your dog Next to it on the plate. Yeah, I mean takes precision to land the poo perfectly in the middle of the plate I Didn't play the D3 but I'm gonna try to play that game thing because it's like I like was watching somebody else play And just like trying to find time to do it, but we're gonna be back at Two weeks are gonna be back at PAX Prime doing pretty much the same thing We did a E3 we're gonna be hosting the YouTube booth at PAX Prime doing pretty much the same thing we did at E3. We're going to be hosting the YouTube booth at PAX Prime in Seattle. So if you're in Seattle, combine CS.
Starting point is 00:42:09 Or you can find us on YouTube. If you don't know what YouTube is, what the fuck are you doing here? What about you? What's your favorite thing you've seen so far? What's that? What's been your favorite part so far? Oh man, I mean, it's, I've been to so much stuff, but really my favorite thing is the murder at RTX that Josh Flanagan has set up. That thing's incredible. If you have not had a chance to go through that,
Starting point is 00:42:34 you should absolutely go through that. Because it's like a really unique experience where you set up with like, there's these zones where it'll activate your phone and everything. It's like this AR game that he built. That's very much in the spirit of 10 Little Roosters and now the trailer that they just released for 11 Little Roosters. You can cheer all you want. I'm not in it. I really don't care that much. The, but, no, but murder at RTX is really fantastic. And Josh has put so much freaking
Starting point is 00:43:02 work into it. It's all paid off. Like the say he's got like sets all over the place that are just amazing and the dude has not slept so no it blew me away you know I thought the concept was really cool but then actually seeing the execution was a whole other thing it was unbelievable did a great job with that yeah people that are way more talented than me yeah jim just got to point out Josh Fleming He was like four years active duty war zone in Iraq. I'm like, how you doing? He goes, I haven't got to sleep in two days. I'm like, get some sleep dude. I don't want you going on a rampage.
Starting point is 00:43:33 Jesus. But yeah, you see all the different things. Like, I don't know that they have like weird period furniture. Like from like a very, very, very, very Victorian. I'm like, how did you find this stuff? Like yeah, where did you even go and be like I want an old couch? Yeah, not like a shitty Craigslist couch like a cool couch Like everything's amazing so well done Jack. Have you ever you've done it yet? I've got 1499 of 1502 puzzle pieces so close. So if you have your DS with it around right now,
Starting point is 00:44:08 I'm trying to get more puzzle pieces. So I'm that nerd. With puzzle pieces where I, you know, you know when you get them all, they will release other puzzles. You know that, right? Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:20 Yeah, wasn't that right? Wasn't once the max number of puzzle pieces right now. No, no, they release other puzzles as well. Oh yeah, yeah. But I'm about to hit the top right now. Until they release a new one. Yeah, yeah, okay, what's the max number of puzzle pieces right now? No, no, they release other puzzles But I'm about to hit the top right now until they release a new yeah, yeah, yeah Well, I'm getting all the achievements and they add more onto it So yeah, but didn't you feel compelled to go get that? Yeah, I do too But what I do with my DS was like I was like nuts about street passing back when I like I said a Gus's house is inspired on and I and I think it was like 800 puzzle pieces and like 20 puzzles back then and I got to the max
Starting point is 00:44:47 Knowing that they were gonna put out more and I literally soos I hit it I was like shut my DS and threw it away Cuz it's like yeah, I mean, I'll never end you'll be doing that forever Yeah, but this place a gold mine for street pass. Yeah, conventions are always good like packs is always good RTX is amazing for it. What's the range on it? Like you just get in the front feroat It's weird. I'm kidding. You can't lay DSes on top of other ones
Starting point is 00:45:07 and not pick up three passes. He's picking one up right now. So if you sprinted down one lane and came back the other, would you get more? Probably. I don't know, maybe not. Do it! Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:17 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is the only time you'll ever see Jack run. I know. There he's going. Yeah, look at him go. this is the only time you'll ever see Jack run on it. That was going good, yeah, look at him go.
Starting point is 00:45:28 So when you get to the back of the room, we fire him, right? Yeah. Just keep running, Jack. Straight through the door. Run home. Do not come back. What's funny is that this is Jack's life right now. Look at him go. What's funny is he's probably already got ten street passes at this point it's such a funny
Starting point is 00:45:49 sight I could not run that far I think what's funny is that that was Jack's version of a sprint. You did it. All right, let's see how many I got. Let's see the results. I like it. Jack got a rod of applause for running with his equivalent about a tenth of a mile. It's just going to say, era.
Starting point is 00:46:20 How many did you get? Got some steps in there, too. One! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha True blue ball Some South Carolina oh god, all right. Yeah, nice hat dude. That's a good hat. What do you have would you be the monster game to get that? Yeah, you've been playing Pokemon Alpha Sapphire So you know when you set up your... You're playing an import game called Mr. Technical? That... When you set up your me, you know, you make your me look like whatever you want, and you set attributes.
Starting point is 00:47:15 And one of the things I ask you is, what's your favorite game? My me says his favorite game is System Preferences. Yeah. Can you spend most of your time in system preferences? I picked up, I was like, there's no new puzzle pieces. Fuck you, dude. Maybe if you run a gem, no. You know how I run it for the year?
Starting point is 00:47:38 You know how when you set up one of those me's, you can use the camera and it'll put in a base template of what it thinks your face looks like. It genuinely uses the biggest nose for my face. Like I thought that they would like put in some like some mid-range noses and then maybe you can make it absurd if you wanted to. Mine starts on the absurd one. I'm so offended. Your sliders maxed out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:59 It like overlaps the mouth by the fall. So accurate. Yeah. I put up a picture of you and I from last RKXF in my office the other day. You see him? Yeah, you stuck his poster over my face, right? And much better. God.
Starting point is 00:48:18 Like the point of the story is just being asshole to Gavin. Yeah, that's it. I didn't even draw anything on it. You just blocked it out. That was it. That was better. Nothing was better than my phone. What game is that that does that to you, Gavin?
Starting point is 00:48:30 What game is that with the face that makes you... Just like making a Wii on the... Making a Wii on the DS. Oh, when you make a Wii, you create your nose, the biggest. That's so funny. Literally, they couldn't test for anything bigger than that. They probably brought thousands of people in and it's like, but we'll never get to this one. Never.
Starting point is 00:48:47 It's like, let's just like set your default race to bird. And I think that killed Jack. Well, it's, I like your nose. Thanks, man. You're eyebrows. So I love, I like your nose. Thanks, man. You're eyebrows. So I love, I love, I love my eyebrows. So like, like what you talked about with the nose, like being ridiculous with me when I do that me maker,
Starting point is 00:49:13 like, if I take my photo, I get to absurd eyebrows. He did. It's like the giant rectangle. So like, yes. Like between us, if we all take our most, like Jack will get the absurd beard, I imagine. They look like one beard option. Oh, that's it. And it's like painted on to their face. Yeah Too much work and Nintendo They meant to know is like oh, yeah adults with beers gonna be playing all this stuff
Starting point is 00:49:36 Every time I've seen like just gut or just Gus randomly we grab the gif gift conversation the other day and I said just I swear to God, it's gif, then my name is just. Amen. We had some pretty good arguments on the last podcast. Why should we call it gif? I don't give a fuck. All right. Gus, you don't give a fuck, actually. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:08 Please. But every time I've ever watched Gus do a custom character in a game, and it's an auto thing, I don't know how it knows this, maybe there's some connection between Gus and the universe. Hit random, and then character immediately comes up and it's frowning. Every single time. Like the deepest possible frown. There it is, that's it. Ha ha ha.
Starting point is 00:50:27 I was looking at the program the other day with the RTX program. And there's that picture of Barbara and I doing the back to the future pose, like looking at our watches with our glasses up. And I thought there was a misprint because I looked at the photo, I thought, oh, there's some shit like in my glasses. And I pulled it up and I thought there was a misprint because I looked at the photo, I thought there's some shit like in my glasses and I pulled it up and looked close. It's like, oh no, it's just a wrinkle on my forehead. So I'm like this and they're like all of those ridges. I'm like, oh god, that looks terrible.
Starting point is 00:50:58 Barbara also said that the boots that you're wearing in that picture didn't fit. So you're like shoved the tips of your feet into the, yes, on tips. If you look really close at the picture, you can see the boots are not actually on my feet. Like my feet were too big to fit in there. So I'm like on tiptoes into the heel, trying to look like I'm standing normally. It was really painful. We, it's funny, like you see that photo.
Starting point is 00:51:22 And we'd like just shot that outside the back door at Stage stage five Because like we just put that stuff on and went out there And I asked John like wouldn't it be easier in front of the green skewers green screen? He's like, nah, I don't want to deal with the green Okay, so now you're dealing with the parking lot. Yeah, so now you dealt with the sky, I guess John can photoshop boots on your feet They would take like two seconds. That's an excellent point. I couldn't imagine telling them to be easier to Photoshop
Starting point is 00:51:52 than boots. I'm looking for him. He's not in here. He's only consistent. I put those fucking boots on. Why do we have some kind of prank? And I had to cut the yellow suit. Again, my feet were too big.
Starting point is 00:52:04 I couldn't get them into the feet park. So we had to get like scissors and cut the feet off so I could even get my legs in there. Right. Well, the photo turned out great. John took a picture of Dan and I for a new slow mo poster and I figured it'd be like us, you know, we're not all in our lab coats and stuff. It's just our faces, like our massive oversized faces next to each other on the poster. You can like see into the pores of our face.
Starting point is 00:52:26 He had to do a lot of Photoshop. Like get rid of the gross bags under eyes and stuff. We look haggard. We do not look good. You shouldn't buy that poster. I was really impressed with the VHS tape poster that he made for our Texas team. Yeah. It's probably my favorite poster we have right now.
Starting point is 00:52:47 It's funny. He came up and he's like, he gave me one of the labels. And he's like, right, whatever you want on his achievement related. So I wrote, ah, we'll let's play. And then I had my magic the gathering, and I scratched it out. And then we ended up doing a magic the gathering
Starting point is 00:52:58 let's play in releasing it since then. So anyway, you guys like the magic the gathering, let's play. I think we actually disappointed people So anyway, you guys like the magic to gathering let's play. I I think we actually disappointed people because we had a really good time doing it like after it was over Like that was fun. We could actually do this again sometime. So we might make another one so don't Don't make any promises you can't see Jeff. I said might we might there's a chance we could make another one in the future It's uh, it's, it's, it's, it's funny. Like I think that let's play shut up.
Starting point is 00:53:29 I'm talking. Hey, Kevin. He's back. We were in there filming it. And I think it went on much longer than you all expected. Because the GoPro's kept dying.
Starting point is 00:53:42 Yeah. We kept having to like restart and we were, okay, we have to stop now and get the cameras set up again. Yeah, it was like an hour and a half, I think we shot total. It's about an hour and a half. But the record takes gusts 54 seconds to wake up. All right, 54 minutes. Sorry, 54 minutes on the dot. Well, speaking of stuff coming back,
Starting point is 00:53:56 you announced, did you announce immersion stuff? No, they announced it in the live action panel, but we're doing more immersion very, very soon. Who are the new lab rats this season? I don't know. I like torturing you and Michael. So maybe once you're a continuation of me. Torturing you and Michael. You're definitely in one of them because you have to be the lab rat one of them.
Starting point is 00:54:23 So maybe that'll be a transition episode. Should we have new lab rats who would be King no King's engage now. Yeah, yes Blaine would be a very good lab rat Blaine said he's up for it. He's like, let's do it. Blaine, there are a lot of fighting games where the characters don't wear shirts, so you
Starting point is 00:54:52 might be okay. That the animation panel, a shot, oh god damn it people. One of the coolest tricks of physics is that you can hear the jackass yelling, but you can't hear what the jackass is actually saying. That's all we hear. There was a dude I swear in the back corner of the barrenic of ladies' concert last night who was just shouting stuff out, literally like every five minutes.
Starting point is 00:55:26 It was every five minutes, which in a two hour or two and a half hour concert. That was Tim Lepp, which. Oh my God, yeah. It was just unbelievable. I admired the Ducin Ducey as an after a little while. I mean, if I could have found the guy, it's in the dark, but if I could have found the guy, I would have choked him out, probably. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:55:41 At the animation panel, they also announced the partnership with the Richie Animation and Federator. Yeah, and they have one of my favorite things ever came out of that. We now have a poster where it's cat bug meets orf. So I'm super excited about that. Cuteness overload. How did you miss your mouth? I only missed a little little. It's a little bit. It's amazing. But guess what's been your favorite thing that you've seen so far at our J.A.C.R.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.. I don't know. I feel really happy about the programming. I think
Starting point is 00:56:30 Barbara did a great job. Thanks Barbara. You mean the program, do you mean the book or the actual schedule? Schedule. Yeah. It was a lot lot I was a hundred panels over the course of three days in three different locations she looks a little shell shocked what is the most amount of panels you could have possibly seen um like with one person trying to make as many as possible um I have no five a day for three days right maybe the Sunday's a little bit shorter day you know why you say no? Two hour one.
Starting point is 00:57:07 There's other panels besides the big rooms though. There's other panels besides this. I mean, like, a cadence was on a panel. Nobody would do that when I'm sure. Yeah. How you got engaged, right? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:19 Yeah. Got engaged at the panel? Was it your panel? No, it was behind the scenes panel so it's all four guys you got engaged on stage at the Behind the most shocking part about that was I learned Katie has a girlfriend It's been married before I Don't know or Katie's like a mystery to me So you get proposal at the panel is Kate in here good we can talk about them Proposing that's interesting for which I don't know if I do it that way myself
Starting point is 00:57:51 Well, cuz she might say no, you know, I just it worked out okay, you know, I just so though it's like you know Oh, how'd you guys get engaged? It's like well, we're at the beat team achievement 100 panel at RTX 2015 He got up people buzzed to me But it's too offensive to you guys I'm just kidding. I know I'd all serious this. If you love something, pursue it as hard as you can. And Kaden loves to be on camera. So this worked out really well for him. I think I know. I think I know.
Starting point is 00:58:14 I think I know. I think I know. I think I know. I think I know. I think I know. I think I know. I think I know I don't serious this if you love something pursue it as hard as you can and Caden loves to be on camera so this worked out really well for him. I think I think I saw one of the pictures of like the moment and there's a guy in the
Starting point is 00:58:34 background clapping with a horse mask. How did that become a thing like the horse mask? That's what it's from. He's our past the horse mask. I think that was a big thing. Like last year or two years ago. Is it just enthusiasm for horses or is it actually from something? Gosh, will you officiate cadence wedding?
Starting point is 00:58:56 It'd be ass you. I think I'm going to retire from officiating. Really? Wow. Yeah. Do you want your responsibility? I'm still batting a thousand. Yeah, yeah So you just don't want anyone to get divorced right? I don't want to break my street. I like you still
Starting point is 00:59:10 You don't have faith in Kaden. No, no just in general That was not directly specifically I can just I've been arguing about it before that I think I think I'm just gonna put a more tore him on. I've got your autograph on our wall We better marriage to get framed and you're on there The Savo Sarola I feel like such a fraud. It's like, as long as you have confidence and you act like it's okay, then yeah, it's fine. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:59:34 Do you make any money from that? Do you just do it for free? No, I do. Free. Because I don't, it's not like I go out and I do it all the time. Yeah. I'm moonlighting. I'm serious now Gavin.
Starting point is 00:59:43 What would you charge to do that for your friends? I'd different. So the way I spend the day going, oh, what an honor. I'd love to be there in your most special day. That's going to be $500. So when we got married, we had we had our actual wedding a different day than our reception just because we like we wanted to be married on 11 12 13 and then we had a reception the Saturday. My pair was at my mom or my uncle came up to you at the reception. So I was like, that's where we had like 300 people there having dinner and stuff.
Starting point is 01:00:11 And I think my mom came up to you and said, Gus, would you like to say the prayer before dinner? I was so confused. I was like, no. Yeah, it's like, no. No. So anyway, we had a relative come to that I didn't make the connection at all I think it was later
Starting point is 01:00:28 It might have been your dad was like they were just confused They thought you were an actual like minus like an actual priest although God When was the last time you said like set a prayer do you think what what was the last time you said a prayer last time I said a prayer like a legitimate one not like your cars You know like breaks lock up or something like that. You say a prayer Like that kind of I know I know might have been like When I was a kid. I don't know maybe like when I was like 14 15 somewhere on there really yeah, so if you had to give the prayer before dinner and we said you have to right now
Starting point is 01:00:59 What would you do? Just I think I remember it my grandmother used to always pray before dinner. Rub a dub, thanks for the grub. Yeah, I think I could I could fumble my way through it. Really? Yeah, if I was like, I was like, do it now, or we're going to kill you. I think I could get through the I would have paid $500 to see Gus giving him props. You pray to him? That would have been incredible. No, No, no, please don't. It's not going to happen. It's funny. I grew up on the border and we grew up very, very Catholic. Going to go into church every week and you know Bible school and all of that stuff and I don't remember it. Really? Yeah, it has
Starting point is 01:01:43 not stuck. It's been a long time since I've set foot in there They're plotting something I think this involves me seeing a prayer We were side-barring over here sorry about that. Okay, I'm trying to get Jack to run around the auditorium one more time I got five this time not moving fuck that Not running anymore. We were talking We don't typically at the Rushi podcast panel take questions from the audience. Not typically. Not to like the, if we do, it's like very, very end.
Starting point is 01:02:12 But this has been actually a good year for our Jax and questions, I think. So questions have been impressively good. Yeah. Do you want to open it up a little bit early this time? Yeah, I'm going to add me. And then if you want to line up, we'll ask questions. Before you read it out, in all seriousness, we do want to say big shout out congratulations to Kayden and Val for getting engaged. questions. I want to remind everyone this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by trunk club. trunk club is the most effortless way to refresh your wardrobe this summer. trunk club
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Starting point is 01:03:45 Woo! Do you know what I haven't seen here that I saw a lot of Bitcoin? It's those things you stand on. I was thinking about the same thing. Do you know what I've talked about? It's like a segue, but without the handle bit. It's like a sideways skateboard with only two wheels. Does anyone have one?
Starting point is 01:03:59 Anyone got one? Now, I saw someone on one of those in the exhibit hall before it opened on. I really, Friday morning. I really want to play on one It looked cool. Yeah, it's the perfect way to break your ankles Let's start over here Hello, so First off, thank you Guardians for everything you've done this weekend Guardians for everything you've done this weekend. Woo!
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Starting point is 01:04:47 I didn't even hear it. So I want to remind you guys that it was my idea to open up the questions early. I had a good run on the podcast guys. Hello. Hi. My question is for all of you guys. It's a million dollars butt question. Oh, okay Million dollars straight up cash
Starting point is 01:05:14 But Gus Sarola has to do an ad read for you every morning you wake up for the rest of your life This day is brought to you by a million dollars. And then randomly throughout the day he gets to pick, he has to do one more ad read. Random, he gets to pick. Like, since one million dollars the rest of your life. The rest of your life, Gus has to do ad read. Not Gus's life, so he can be like a zombie Gus. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:46 Yeah. Rooster teeth. Yeah. Yeah. They brought super brains. So can he interrupt anything? Like from having some lovely intercourse, he can. That's exactly what I wanted to ask.
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Starting point is 01:06:16 I would absolutely do that. Yeah, I would take a million dollars only because I get a million dollars and it would make Gus's life so much harder I just want to say you hear that potential sponsors You know more than a million dollars for an angry yeah Long time listener first time caller I was wondering if you could go back to any point in the last five years and tell you when we hired Joel Sorry, go ahead. I'm going to tell yourself something, give yourself some advice or a warning at any point.
Starting point is 01:06:52 What would that point be and what would the thing you tell yourself be? I already made that joke. You don't get to like, what are you a fucking echo? So the question was, would we go back in time and we give ourselves advice? What advice would you give yourself five years ago? Like about anything that you have experienced in the last five years you want to tell yourself about before it happens? Let us answer the fucking question.
Starting point is 01:07:20 Where are the ones with the mic? I don't know, lottery and platinum. So you'd go back in time seven minutes to stop Bernie from a business I'd go back in line five hours stop that guy from getting in line But he actually would use that opportunity that that's how we've burned it. I go back five years and invested mojang or something I'd go back five years and tell myself to let someone else organize RTX. Let Barra do it a lot earlier.
Starting point is 01:07:53 Yeah, that's, I did everything perfect. Hey, how are y'all doing? Good. How are you doing? This question is specifically for Gus, but it could be about one of you. Gus, you seem to be the self-proclaimed guru of efficiency around the office. We've heard you talk several times about getting your emails in certain orders and people
Starting point is 01:08:14 not responding on time. So what is the most inefficient thing you've ever seen anybody do at the office? Have you seen Gavin's desk? Man, I don't know. It's like a Jolaine. Everything is like that. I think, you know, the biggest thing that drives me crazy at the office is going to sound really dumb. Is the inefficiency of the bathrooms. There's going to be, by the way, the next 30 minutes of our podcast. There's no bathroom in the building. If you want to go, you have to walk outside to use the bathroom there, which now we have
Starting point is 01:08:47 so many people is typically full. So when you walk in and that one's full, you have to walk back out of that building and into a different building to go look for a bathroom there. And if that one's full, then you have to walk out of that building and go to another building to find people. How many times have you gone through all three buildings? I normally just go straight to the last building. Which is the furthest one away. So that's the most inefficient thing. The fact that I have to get up, walk really far to go to the bathroom, and then walk back. And then it's awful.
Starting point is 01:09:14 I don't get it. I don't get it. I think there's tons of bathrooms in the building. You just have to be creative. If you each had a different job to work within Rooster Teeth, what would it be in why? Oh my god. Can I just talk about like, this is job that we envy. Does this job have to exist or it could be one we make up? No, it has to exist. Like someone else has to already be doing that job. So are firing somebody too? No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:09:42 This question is going better I do something in broadcast I think this guys are awesome like I love all those guys Patrick and Cole and all of them are great and I'm Mary. I'm Mary. I'm sorry Did you say cold? Yeah? Oh, he jumped ship now. There he is. Oh, your run coal. Trader. R-P.
Starting point is 01:10:08 Yeah, I would probably be an animator in the animation department, because that would mean I would have talent. Yeah, I would be the same. I'd be Patrick Rodriguez, specifically. Very, very specifically. Yeah. Patty? All right.
Starting point is 01:10:21 Hey, guys, I just want to say shout out to my friend Megany and England You got no that was coming I just want to say have you guys ever had like a juicy story that you wanted to hold back Like this is not the right moment. I gotta say this for later Because like any stories that been or you just like this happened like about five minutes ago and just said it like Yeah, well, I had this great story about this chicken England not I don't want to tell it because you shot it or out So that be it. It is super awkward Frequently stuff will happen to us and we'll intentionally not tell each other like I've had Bernie many times come to you You're not gonna believe it happened to me yesterday. I said what happened?
Starting point is 01:11:03 I'm not gonna tell you until we're on the podcast on Monday. Yeah. I sat on that star-lord thing that happened at Comic Con until we got to the founders panel. That was awful. That storage felt like the oldest person on the planet. That was an juicy thing, though. That was old, so I felt a little dry and dusty.
Starting point is 01:11:18 But we have a rule of the company, which is anybody can veto anything. So it's like, if we don't want people to stop with our camera because like, oh, there's a camera here, I shouldn't do something, I should censor myself. We give people the ability to do that after it's done and edited and everything like that. So the people can say, like, you know, they'll feel free to act
Starting point is 01:11:37 like themselves or ridiculously on camera. And then later on, if it's really over the top, they can pull it back. So it's only happened once or twice. And blame with a million dollars, but, is like violating that policy cost. It's like, hey, there's a new version of a million, new cut of million dollars, but, and it's got like,
Starting point is 01:11:57 Gavin in bed with Meg, so he should check it out and Bernie, you're masturbating in the shower. So make sure, if you think it's appropriate, it's great, where can I see it? Because it's on YouTube. Phil, are you that way? So Gus, I've been wondering about your passion for the misfortunes of aviation, I guess, and I was wondering why you got into that kind of stuff and would you ever want to get
Starting point is 01:12:24 your pilot's license one day So you can avoid as much people as possible. I really want to get a pilot's license But Esther will not let me take flying lessons because she's convinced all single engine planes always crash Which I guess they kind of do a lot Yeah, so she doesn't want me Learning how to do that because she's just afraid that I would hurt myself in the process.
Starting point is 01:12:47 I'm really, I really, really, really want to. That's why I play flight simulator so much and even when I'm on the plane. But you could just jump out, tire shoot. So go ahead. What are you saying? So like, let's say I'm taking my flying lesson and the engine stops. Just jump out.
Starting point is 01:13:12 What? Isn't that what people do? When's the last time you heard about that happening? Jump out of a plane and do what? Just float down. What do you mean? Man. Six finger arms.
Starting point is 01:13:25 Is that not an option? I think it's typically very difficult. I can imagine just like a red light coming on. You're like, I have no idea what that is. It's like a red light. Gavin, I vouched for you earlier in this panel. The red light is the every reason we kill that right away. So Jack, let me ask you a question.
Starting point is 01:13:46 You're a married man. I am. Gus gets a pilot's license. Would you fly with Gus? Yes. I would fly with Gus as well. I bet you're pilot. All people, I know Gus is going to scrutinize everything so much that if it's not safe for him, he wouldn't...
Starting point is 01:13:57 I mean, alright, he wouldn't get in if it wasn't safe for him. And I know he values his life more than mine. So, yeah. I would be okay. You're talking about the guy who said he would shoot himself in the face at the age of 40. Is he 40 yet? So close. But to get into, like, why I got into it was, air travel is so safe that when there is
Starting point is 01:14:19 an incident, it's very unusual. So I'm always very curious to know what is it, like what are the circumstances that led to this very unusual thing happening? So that's it. What kind of playing would you buy if you could? What kind of playing would I buy? Like a single engine, small plane, like a Sesson or something like that. Why there? I could go stream, man.
Starting point is 01:14:36 All right. All right. So this question is directed to all of you. He's something that applies. What is your favorite first-party Nintendo title and? Like franchise and if there's sequels which ones the best one? Favorite first-party Nintendo franchise What I mean super Mario 64 was my yeah old-time childhood favorite game I mean, Super Mario 64 was my all-time childhood favorite game. I think, woo! From me. Woo!
Starting point is 01:15:06 And I would definitely play the sequel, Super Mario 65. It may be blasphemy, but I was not as much of a fan of Mario 64 as it was of Super Mario World on the Super Nintendo. Really? Is that the Yoshi one? That's where the Yoshi first time the Yoshi for the first time? I just, for me, that one was great. I think kind of expanded on the idea.
Starting point is 01:15:30 And you know, in Super Mario 3, they had like the overworld map and you kind of choose levels. But in Super Mario World, they really like opened that up even more. So I think that was probably my favorite first party in the Nintendo game. Yeah. I think the Legend of Zelda. Super Nintendo legend of Zelda.
Starting point is 01:15:45 Oh, that's a good one too. I'm really, really good. Is that a link to the past? Yeah, yeah, at least the past. So good. So I really, I mean, after Super Nintendo, I kind of veered away from Nintendo stuff. So I mean, really, I've been into GameCube
Starting point is 01:16:01 or Nintendo 64 or anything like that. I went PlayStation and Xbox and sorry. There's actually a re-release of Link to the Pass on the 3DS and there's actually a lot more content that was added. So you should probably check that out. I will check that out. Thank you. But also, could you guys sign my shirt at the end of the panel?
Starting point is 01:16:20 What are you doing after? Yeah. Sure. Thank you. All right. Thanks. I'll give it to you. Welcome to Nintendo Market or two of the panel. So, Jack, there seems to be a new addition to the Tower of Pimps. Yeah, so Joel signed the Tower of Pimps. Woo!
Starting point is 01:16:41 Three years ago, he tried to do it, and he finally did it. Yeah, he finally did. He finally drew the balls to sign the tower of Penn. I think it took him three years to learn to spell his own name. Yeah, a retribution will be swift and painful. Yeah. So, stay tuned for that. Did he sign it like huge? Like how big?
Starting point is 01:17:01 It's like, so the blocks are one meter cubes. Like, their life size blocks and they filled up at least one side. I don't know if he signed all four, but I know he signed up at least one of them. Just one? Okay. So. Jack's not kidding either. He was backstage, he was pitching ideas.
Starting point is 01:17:14 Yeah. What did you do? We could do this one thing and make it look like we're doing this actual thing to Joel, but we're not. We're doing something else, but it looks like we're doing the actual thing. And I said, why don't we do the actual thing instead? And then, but the thing I have in mind will make Joel not want to work at Rooster Teeth anymore.
Starting point is 01:17:30 That's why I want to do it. So, yeah, thank you. Mm, Gavin. Yes. So, I want to hear about your transition from British to an American accent and I was hoping we could get a preview. You want to do it? You want to do it?
Starting point is 01:17:58 I promise. You won't do it. Gavin, say, let's go to McDonald's and get a cheeseburger. No, I'll say one wood ass So just for a reference Say it say it with your British accent. What's the different wood really awesome That's the exact same word he's ours. That's an art in that Cooler Same word he's ours. That's an R in that cooler
Starting point is 01:18:31 Any plans to do Gavin or Google today I think we forgot Would you bring the questions now we just did a really in the podcast that you just did a Reached Gavin or Google if something that's a lot of fun. We did it in the panel last year But one of these we just want want to beat it to death. So we just kind of do it whenever it strikes our fancy. Also, it's like, you know, the world is only so stupid. So, you know, we constantly have to top how stupid the world is. So you've got to give him some time to really generate some good material.
Starting point is 01:19:01 It's hard to be stupid in the world. It is difficult to be stupid in the entire world. Fair play. All right, first, Jack, I got all your puzzle pieces right here if you want them. There you go. But there's a lot of kids that get into your channel and everything. I've always thought, you know, they get into computers and electronics well after the first iteration of these products. What product would you like, like younger generations to go back and have to use like the original one of, just once or twice in their life, just to see what it was like?
Starting point is 01:19:36 The Internet? Yeah, the original Internet would be good. The original Internet? Yeah, it's like how many people here used in Karta to Research something. Yeah, stuff like that just man What exactly And Karta is basically Wikipedia before it existed. Yeah, Wikipedia. Oh You could fit it on a CD Yeah, I think there's like three or four CDs. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:20:06 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:20:14 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:20:22 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. a glowing rectangle that we all carry around with us. It's creepy. The way things are going and the way people are just jumping on to outsourcing their lives and documenting it, the matrix doesn't seem that crazy of a kind of super sci-fi future as a concept. If they made the matrix today, people would walk in. They would pay it to get into it.
Starting point is 01:20:41 So it's crazy. So I would have people spend some time without smartphones, like one week and see if they can do it. Hey Fair enough, thank you guys now. Captain? Jack? I was just wondering, what are your most anticipated games this fall?
Starting point is 01:20:57 Anticipated games this fall? Yes. Fall for. Fall for. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fall for fall for yeah
Starting point is 01:21:12 Although I freaking love Rocket League and it came out of nowhere. I did not know that game was coming out It was so much fun. Yeah, we did a let's play the other day with a plane and Miles and Jordan and it was the most yelling like you can't stop yourself from getting excited and yelling when you're playing that game It's it's so much fun. It's a blast. I the new doom for me. I'm excited for that one That's not coming out this fall though. What is this not this fall? Yeah next year. Oh shit Follow for I'm an assassin's Creek fanboys. So it's that's a great Creed sends, Halo 5 as well, that's gonna be awesome. Okay.
Starting point is 01:21:47 Great. Rainbow Six comes out this year. Yeah, this is about this year. Yeah, so I'm a little worried about that one because Ashley, when she was a frag doll, she was like, they had this launch event where it was at the best time of the course of three days and they could come and play Ashley
Starting point is 01:22:02 and her gaming partner Teresa, I believe it was, at the time. And they went undefeated for like three days. So like Ashley's like this like world champion and rainbow six going way back to when she worked at Ubisoft. So I'm a little frightened for her to get hold of that game. You're the last you see over. Jump bears me. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:18 Cool. Hi. My question is, this is my first RTX. Sound the question? No, that's not the question. A lot of panels I've noticed that there are a lot of cringeworthy questions that come up from some of the fans. Go on.
Starting point is 01:22:36 This question, you go one of two ways at this point. You put a lot of the lines there. I'm just wondering what is your methodology for dealing with that? Do you not offer critique on it? Do you just answer the question and you know? You've never been to one of my panels, have you? My opinion is that when people step up to the mic,
Starting point is 01:22:57 they watch our shows, especially the podcast or anything that we do in the broadcast division, or Achievement Hunter as well. If you step up to the mic, at that point, you're part of the show, you know, that we do in the broadcast division, or achievement hunters as well. If you step up to the mic, at that point, you're part of the show, you know, and you know what we're all about, and you know, there's, you know, almost have an obligation away,
Starting point is 01:23:12 that there's, you know, 5,000 people in this room, there's 1,000, 10,000 people watching at home, you know, we just try to make it as entertaining as possible. Typically, you guys handle it differently, but typically I just shut stuff up. Yeah, achievement hunters, like, I typically, before we start doing Q&A, I lay it on the ground rules. And so that's seemed to work, actually, I think.
Starting point is 01:23:32 We were on the panel the other day, and a guy waited in line for like, half an hour, and then got up to the mic and said, I don't know. And then left. Ha ha ha. Yeah. Yeah. We talked.
Starting point is 01:23:42 And you talk about the, which one are you talking about? RTA. RTA, yeah. We were doing the PATH yesterday. The first person went up to the mic, asked a question. I mean, like, five people behind him, there was another guy in line. It was, fuck! What's up?
Starting point is 01:23:58 What's up? The question you were going to ask was, yeah! I don't know how I was so fast at it, though, because it was like, he was in line for like 25 minutes. And did he just get in line going, I don't think I'm something. But the time I get out there. And then he's like two people from the front and he's like, it's not happening. It's not happening.
Starting point is 01:24:15 It's just like makes I hate to get in that situation. Just turn around and ask the person, what are you gonna do? I do think there's a weird thing with cringe culture, like especially online, where I actually think when people write like, oh, it's so cringey, it's like they can't handle it themselves, I think it's actually an expression of their own lack of self-confidence, and I don't think it's a coincidence that it's people that don't come it's a coincidence that it's people that don't come out to live events that are at home
Starting point is 01:24:47 watching on a screen who are like, e, there's almost critical of it. There are people that indulge in that cringe culture the most. I mean, can't help but notice that. I really honestly, I think it's an expression of people's lack of self-confidence when they feel that way. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:25:01 Thank you. Hi. I feel a little bad. All right. Thank you. I Feel I feel a little bad Why do you feel bad, Gus? I kind of yelled at someone during the founding fathers panel Who do you yell at? I think I was a little harsh on the one of those question askeders I just was glad when you say yelled at him. I yelled at one of the people who asked a question the founding fathers panel What do they ask?
Starting point is 01:25:24 He was gonna know the Grand Reaper it was a guy who came up and he was an astrophysicist He yelled at him. I yelled at one of the people who asked a question to the Founding Father's panel. What did they ask? He was gonna, no, it was the great reaper. It was a guy who came up and he was an astrophysicist and he was gonna correct our science. But he wanted to preference what he was gonna say with something else. Instead of preface. I was like, I'm not listening.
Starting point is 01:25:38 I fucking tore it in the hand. I was like, we didn't let him get into his question. I was like, no, you're not gonna go on the attack. Yeah, but we'll listen. But if you come out swinging, we're going to hit harder. But it was last year at the panel when I told the story about the kid who wanted to take a selfie with me. This mom kept calling on the phone.
Starting point is 01:25:55 Yeah. And he actually ended up as a podcast story. He ended up in an RTA. And then he actually came, he lives in Dallas and he ended up coming down with his dad to spend the day at the office and we got our picture of everything. That's like a way better experience than anybody else. So we ended up with a funny story.
Starting point is 01:26:14 We're actually very rewarding in that regard. I get to find that short girl from the Founders panel that I insulted. She called herself short. I said she was also dumb basically. So, what's happened? Why is no one coming back next to you? I'm fresh, but I should be willing to follow. This is a line shortening strategy. Hey guys, I was wondering what all of your favorite Gavin or Google questions were.
Starting point is 01:26:47 Do you have them? All of them ever. They're all great. Mine's the third one, the third Gavin or Google questions, my favorite. That was the fourth one, but the third one. What was the best moments and stuff? The doobabies float. Yes.
Starting point is 01:27:02 That was a legit question. Mine are always the Google ones because it just implies that there's so many people out there that are searching for that. The one that still makes me laugh is how many buttons are in the three buttons. And there was even like how many fingers does a person have? It's like how, that's how you count? That's how you count. That's how you count. Hey guys. What were you gonna ask? No, no, no, no. It's called back.
Starting point is 01:27:33 It's called back. So my question's really for Jack and Gavin, but I'm sure the other guys can answer as well. I just want to win when you guys are gonna play Minecraft on mine with some of the community Minecraft Service. We've talked about, is that about Minecraft Online? We've talked about playing Grand Theft Auto Online. We think I've been more fun.
Starting point is 01:27:51 Yeah, we've been doing 30 people and some GTA matches and Jeff has been coming up some really great games to play. We actually talked about one on the achievement 100% of where there's basically a few people on bikes and everyone else is in jets. They can't use the weapons and the jets, they just have to crash into the bicycles. And it's just falling out of the sky. And it's chaos like three jets. So if we had like 30 jets, it would be amazing.
Starting point is 01:28:13 I'd love to see that. So yeah, so more likely to use them like that than Minecraft. Although we've been doing Minecraft PC and I don't know if you saw the cart, was the Minecraft EO carts, whatever it was called. We're looking to do more stuff like that. So, I mean, there's a chance we could be,
Starting point is 01:28:29 playing with the community a little bit, but no promises. Yeah, cool. Before I go as well, I brought these from the other side of the world, say. 10 times. 10 times, bring them up. 10 times.
Starting point is 01:28:39 10 times, bring them up. So we have about two minutes left. Should we enter lightning round? Oh, lightning round. What kind of a blast? Fast. If you could be any character from all the different animations, whether it be red versus blue ruby, anything that you don't already voice act to it be in Y. X-ray. Bugs money.
Starting point is 01:29:10 The word hog. What's your favorite part about your job? Getting to go to work every day with people I love. It's amazing. Can't be funny for that. Hey, I flew from Perth Australia. I'm wondering where do you want to go that you've never been able to go so far Mars India
Starting point is 01:29:32 London other than RTX was your favorite convention moment Pax East Max Prime I'm gonna say lightning round I'll say nothing. Bernie, what does it take for you to ring light and you show? How do you decide? Flo jobs. Hi guys, I just want to know, I came all the way from Nairobi, Kenya and I was wondering what we actually think it's international versus Americans who come to ITX? International is about 11 to 12% I believe.
Starting point is 01:30:12 No, you said what makes you think people come? No, like I said, how many internationals do you think you come to ITX with Americans? Well, there you go, it's a real answer. Thanks. For an aspiring writer and person who wants to work in videos get a real job If you could be anybody in history who would you be if I can be what any person in history who would you be the queen Elon Musk? If I can be what any person in history who would you be the queen Elon Musk? Bernie Burns Last one last one last one make it good what train has no breaks
Starting point is 01:30:59 Here's the crazy thing that guy back next year shame I Crazy thing that guy will be back next year. Shame. Shame. Oh my god. Shame. What did you do? I went YouTube for me and here. I cringed. Should we end on that? Nope. Don't fuck it up.
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