Rooster Teeth Podcast - Should We Take Rooster Teeth Public? - #516

Episode Date: October 30, 2018

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Starting point is 00:00:48 I'm Gavin. I'm Marriott. I'm Bernie. And I'm Gus. You look a little different, Marriott. So what were you doing Halloween costumes today? We did. Oh, is that why you dressed up? I thought you were just doing it for fun. No, this is definitely a Halloween costume. Will we suppose to? No, he said anything. I know what it said to me. I assumed. I guess it was Halloween. No, no, no, no, listen, listen. It's too much Halloween. It's too much.
Starting point is 00:01:13 What? We had a party on Friday. So? I hear it at the office. How was that? I don't know. It was great. Was it a good time?
Starting point is 00:01:21 It was a very good time. I was, I was, I said hello to everyone briefly. I have kids. I gotta go. We had a long day filming too. Kids celebrate Halloween, right? So anyway, so we spent, Friday we had this party. All we could, we can long. Are people having parties? Saturday and Sunday, Halloween parties
Starting point is 00:01:35 because it's on Wednesday this year. Then we come in, Wednesday's Halloween, we got to dress up Monday too. I mean, what is it, oh, fuck, and we get this point. God, it's just the podcast before Halloween. It's the tradition. I get it. Did we have a dress up before?
Starting point is 00:01:45 Yeah, I did the back to the future thing. Well, it was on a random day, I think, right? I think it was Halloween. No, that was on Back to the Future day, dummy. You did a day that was a pumpkin last year. That's two years ago. I just have a seaboo shemi in that one. Halloween.
Starting point is 00:01:58 We had a last year. We had a win last year. I was a penis a few years ago. Probably it's your go-to. What was? What did we mean? Well, the costume got old. Get another costume.
Starting point is 00:02:07 And I can't buy two penis costumes in one lifetime. It's younger than your day of time. You're not gonna get rid of that. You're not gonna throw that one away. Hold on to it. Got to do dick maintenance. Right, Gus? You're gonna clean it.
Starting point is 00:02:19 You're gonna learn how to make it last. Each year, I stuffed a new griffball in the testicles. Did you get the griffball's out? It's the most fit, weirdly perfectly. I pull the griffball in the testicles. Did you get the griffballs out? It's the first thing's fit weirdly perfectly. I pulled the griffballs out, yeah. Cause they're more valuable than the penis. Still my favorite to this day thing we've ever made. I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:02:32 It's just like when I see those around, there's like only a few left here. Who was I within London when that's all we had to sell? David, yeah. You were with Jeff? Yeah. We just got like 500 of them and no shirts or something. You were with me when we had nothing.
Starting point is 00:02:45 We had nothing. And then you were with Jeff when you only had Griff Falls. Dude, it's crazy. There's been a couple of times we've gone to international conventions. And I know we just went through this with the Tiki Mugs. But there's been times we've gone to conventions and our shit gets stuck in customs for a trip,
Starting point is 00:02:59 like a convention. So on Thursday they go, you can get them on Mondays. Like, well, that's going to be a problem because Monday we're going to be shipping it back. Right. There was a. I was working at where I think we didn't get one of our palates until Sunday Yeah, and that was like half of the merch that we were gonna bring it It's it's you bring up the Tiki mug someone you know when we finally got the Tiki Mugs And we you know sold them on the store a couple of them a couple of the styles sold out pretty quickly very fast And someone reached out to me and someone who wanted to buy one,
Starting point is 00:03:25 I wasn't able to and said, you know, why do you do it this way? Why don't you do pre-orders and that way you know how many to get? And then you can sell that many. And I said, I can understand the frustration, but the problem is, if we had done pre-orders and they had been stuck clearing customs since July, you'd be fucking angry that three months had passed and you still hadn't gotten your stuff. We've also learned from pre-order stuff. It's difficult to do pre-order stuff that's physical
Starting point is 00:03:51 because you do a big run, people pre-order it, then you run into a manufacturing or a customs problem that can delay things sometimes as long as like three or four weeks, six weeks, you know, in extreme cases. And then you're kind of stuck in this limbo with a bunch of people who ordered a bunch of stuff and then also pre-ordered something.
Starting point is 00:04:08 And you either hold their order until it all comes in or you have to take the pre-order thing off and refund it and then they get upset you did that. It's just like, it opens up so many intricacies and different scenarios in a shopping situation that it's just better not to do pre-orders. Yeah, it's tough. It's like, it's still better than having people vote on what they'd like to buy them.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Because you're like, hey, here's a t-shirt. Would you guys buy this t-shirt? It's like 25,000 people. Yeah, I would totally buy that. We sell for. Yeah. It's just like, God damn it. They like the concept of buying it.
Starting point is 00:04:38 We would buy it. People like polls too. Yeah, it's like on steam. I do that all the time. We're see something. It's like, oh, look, that game is on sale and they go to buy it because it's in your library because you want to play it and I Yeah, I'll do that so that I've got things on my wish list notifications So it's like if it goes on sale it alerts me and I'll get the email I'll be like you know the game you're you've been looking at is on sale for 50% off. I'd be like yeah, I don't need it
Starting point is 00:05:01 You don't take it off your wish I don't take it off so the email me about it every so often But you don't take it off your wish. I don't take it off, so they email me about it every so often. Has that been to me with the Switch, where when I got the Switch, I downloaded a bunch of games, so I would have something to play when I actually started playing it. I haven't played a single one of them. Not really.
Starting point is 00:05:13 I just, like, whenever I think about playing a Switch, I would think, like, I'll just watch something instead. I think it's a laziness thing. I think it sucks being a grown-up. It's secretly becoming... Well, I was gonna say my favorite console that's out right now, because I just like it, so I'm so unique.
Starting point is 00:05:28 But I'm like, I think I'm like dead even at this point. Like Xbox, PC, PS4, the Xbox has definitely come down the most. Yeah. Because I used to be an Xbox enthusiast coming from my Halo days. But now it's like, it was a debate as to whether or not to get red dead on PS4 or on Xbox. I got it.
Starting point is 00:05:49 She missed for me. I ended up getting it on the Xbox just because the digital foundry video that compared the performance between the Xbox One X and the PS4 Pro showed that it ran better on the Xbox One X. It runs so well. I'm blown away that how well it runs. It's just so well optimized and the loading
Starting point is 00:06:05 lighting and stuff aren't a nightmare, you know, we'll compare to GTA 5. Right. They're not like forever sitting there staring at the screens. I thought spider man was pretty good too. I was good for load times. I think red dead redemption too is the best the best looking game I've ever played in my life. So I've been playing it on my my kind of like midside little guys. It's not the game for that. Differ on the treadmill, and then I thought, I'm gonna sit down in the living room and play it on the big screen.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Holy shit, there's no way I'm going back. That game is fucking gorgeous. There are most games I'd be happy to play on a small screen. Honestly, like, especially competitive games are better on a small screen, just because you can do better. Yeah. Red Dead, I only play on my OLED TV, like the big 77 inch HDR thing.
Starting point is 00:06:47 It looks so good. Yeah, that's sent to you. It did. What the fuck? Was that for your dumb TV video you made for a slum? Yeah, that's a great video. That's a great video. That's a great video.
Starting point is 00:06:57 But I just mad about it because you got a fucking huge TV. You got like a wall size TV. And it's way nicer than anything I've ever spent on myself. It is! It's like a of wall 77 inches. Yeah, that's over six over six and a half feet.
Starting point is 00:07:09 And I've played I started playing on my LCD in the living room and you set the HDR settings. It's like a hundred whatever. What is the value? What's the LLED LLED? What is the what runs it's like bugs like fireflies organic light emitting diet right? What is it? It's hard flies. Yeah, I read one green ones and blue ones, and blue ones but it's like that right that stuff that's in their butt and this is the same stuff like algae yeah some sort of it's like right what oh
Starting point is 00:07:33 LED stands for organic yeah right I mean everything is like that I'll look at that that's so if you put that TV down on the ground and lay down across it it would be taller than you you should try that gap I don't know I'm in the ground not at all TV but he said it's over six and a half feet what well yeah six feet five inches what yeah you just did the Gavin is you said it was over six and a feet what anyway it's the first time I've noticed the difference between SDR and HDR. Yeah, oh, no, what is SDR? Like, you know, I have no, and HDR is an error too.
Starting point is 00:08:12 It's the first time I've noticed the difference between an LCD and an OLED HDR difference because you can set one to a hundred and one to 300 in the settings and it's like. You make super relatable right up on that. Even I can, even I know you what the fuck you're talking about. I'm a techie. But I know this isn't easy to do with organic, like things alive. No bugs. As far as I can tell, I can't tell.
Starting point is 00:08:33 That's a rip off. So I, what is it, what's the O stand for? Organic. Organic. Yes, Mick. So it's got like a bourbon in it? The bell pepper's organic. What do you want from it? Silicon. If it's in the same organic, just means it's got like a carbon in it the bell pepper's organic. What do you want for it?
Starting point is 00:08:51 Silicon is silicon if it's in the same organic just means got carbon it right? Yeah, I think that's I think that's what it's going with So it's got some carbon in there. I guess how hard could that be it's a layer It's a little pencil and bam done. Here's another 10 grand for that TV compound that you met slight in response to your electric current What is it? What is it? I closed it. It's a bug I don't want to keep talking about this. I'm sure chat is not happy with us. How much there are people in chat saying this not because if it's alive, it's organic chemistry, then there's other people jumping on those people in chat
Starting point is 00:09:13 and it's like, it's a nightmare. Anyway, you enjoy the game. Well, you know, our company and audience is like, it is like a mosh pit for a bunch of people who don't understand 100% of sign. It's like, it's like a mosh pit for a bunch of people who don't understand 100% of signs. It's like, people who are like 75% sure about signs and they just get in there and they get all mad at each other and upset
Starting point is 00:09:33 and I fucking love it. I don't know why, I love it. You just stir the pot. And the people who come after us who all the fucking experts who come after us for stuff is in the podcast, I think, I think we are very clear about what we do not know. Oh yeah, we don't know anything.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Most things. Right. It is my face. Yeah, we should have something in the intro. You know everything. I know some things. I know a little about a little things. What's the best switch game?
Starting point is 00:09:56 Mario Kart's pretty great. Mario Kart's pretty fucking good. It's pretty fun. I just played some Mario Party, pretty fucking good. Oh yeah, I played that at my colonies house the other day. Teddy took over and played. what was that game that came out where they the IGN had the the plagiarism review and Then the game like sold so many copies cuz I got so much fucking publicity from the plagiarism It was it's like a rogue-like game that you play it was on switch it was on some other stuff. Yeah, I've seen the footage
Starting point is 00:10:20 Oh, it's sales dead cells. That's it. That's a great game. Teddy's played that's how really good. How good is he good? How far has he got? Do you know? He's pretty good at games, dude. Dead cells tough. He's pretty good at games. Yeah. I played a lot of dead cells and I just like, I feel like I'm beating my head against the wall in that game. I told you last week, right? That he's he got super into God of War like super. He did like new game plus. He has shit in that game. I didn't know existed. He has a set of armor called Zuse armor and You're when you're doing the run to the game anything you kill is one hit and anything can one hit you That's basically what the armor does Sell the thing that did that to you like this destructive force of nature running through there
Starting point is 00:10:59 So he's he's unlocked just about everything who can get blown or get snapped in half by anything at any moment Although he said that to me and then I watched him play and he got hit by stuff and didn't die So I'll bullshit. I'll fucking might be full shit. That's another good looking game. Go to war Such a dude game of the year so far for me. I'm a little bit into red dead So have you got out the snow yet? Yeah, I got out of the eight hour tutorial finally. Yeah, it was a Very slow start. I worry that people don't make it through that. I didn't realize that it's so much more fun out of the, it was like the North Yankton of Grand Theft Auto, but much, much longer.
Starting point is 00:11:34 It was very, very long. I haven't started, I'm still trying to finish Odyssey before I jump into it. Oh, really? Yeah, so I'm, God. I thought I was almost done with Odyssey, but I thought it should happen.
Starting point is 00:11:44 So I still working through it. I was I was almost gone with Odyssey, but all bunch of shit happened. So, I love you. I still working through it. I was saying this on the stream we did earlier. I was initially frustrated with Red Dead because I never really got into the first Red Dead Redemption because of like, skinning stuff took so long. And I kind of want to be like, and I just like, loot. But as soon as you just come to terms with the fact
Starting point is 00:12:01 that Red Dead Redemption 2 takes even longer to do that stuff, but also you just have to play a slower pace. You just have to accept that it's like, it's a very realistic, meticulous game where you, well, that's a part of the game. Like, you need to spend time doing things. You need to spend a lot of time on a horse. And as soon as I realized that, I was like, I'm into it.
Starting point is 00:12:20 I'm into this world. I'm happy just to like, oh, if I see a house in the distance, I'll just go over there and check it out. Whereas in GT, I'm just like, I'm into this world. I'm happy just to like, or if I see a house in the distance, I'll just go over there and check it out. Whereas in GT, I'm just like, go ahead, go ahead. Wait, take a Western simulator. It's one of those. Like, I feel like it doesn't really pull too many punches. Like, you have to take a bath.
Starting point is 00:12:35 And you have to shake. Yeah, your head goes long. What happens if you don't take a bath? Well, where's Jack Matilda? You can come out and say hi to us. I saw a video. He's Jack is the guy in the game who gives you a bath. Saw a video of someone.
Starting point is 00:12:45 That's not a joke, by the way. Playing that game and they were trying to pet their horse and instead of petting their horse, they punched it in the face. Yes. Or like, I saw a great video where a guy shot another guy robbed him and then his horse is there and he did this thing.
Starting point is 00:12:58 You can tell the horse to flee, which is basically you slap it on the romp and it takes off. So he kills the guy, robs him, then slaps the horse on the butt and the horse just goes kick Sim and he dies. I'm grateful I guy, Rob's, and then slaps the horse in the butt, and the horse just goes, kick sim many times. I think there's a random chance encounter where a guy is trying to change his horse's shoe, and it kicks him in the head and kills him.
Starting point is 00:13:13 I got that one. Yeah, I got that one. That was fun. It was fucked up. Yeah, there's so much, it's so lovely little touches like that. The reward you for just going about. The mechanics too.
Starting point is 00:13:21 We're not gonna spoil anything by the way. I mean, that could have protected. That's a tiny little, I mean, that's NPC nothing to do with the plot. I was watching Trevor play it and just the mechanics alone are just so beautiful. Like, he, there's some guy who he punched to death in the street. What do you do? Beautiful.
Starting point is 00:13:35 And, uh, he's gorgeous. And he like fell in the dirt and then Trevor was like pushing into him and as he was rolling around the dirt, he was getting more and more dirty. Yeah. And then he tried to slide him just by walking into him into the middle of the road so that the carriage would go over him, it missed it by like an inch. But just, I don't know, like the realism in someone
Starting point is 00:13:54 just collecting more dirt and like the way his legs flomped over when he was on the ground. Yeah, the way the horse testicles lowered. What is the horse that's with that? The horse takes shit to the other place. The horse shit constantly. Yeah, I love it. You could use, can you do anything with that? Because in middle gear, solid five, the fountain of pain, I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word.
Starting point is 00:14:07 I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word.
Starting point is 00:14:15 I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word.
Starting point is 00:14:23 I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a bad word. I'm not a little pat. I give him a pat every time I get off, I give him a pat. I give him a pat too, every single time. Yeah, so get on him. Like, hey boy, what's up? Put the pat pat pat pat. Yeah, the mud physics were really cool. I had a, I play a lot in first person, I just find it a bit more immersive and I like fighting in first person,
Starting point is 00:14:33 but I had some woman hog tied on the back of my horse and I slammed into some other dude's horse and we all go tumbling through into the mud and then I pick her up again, but look at this first person, I can like see her face, the mud all over her. I was like, it's so realistic. It's good.
Starting point is 00:14:46 It's good. It's a really good game. And I haven't played enough to save it would be game of the year, but so far my game of the year has got a war. If there's an award for lighting in a video game, Red Dead should win it. Yeah, like that was a bit the other day
Starting point is 00:14:59 where the sun was behind someone. It was like backlighting all their hair, like in real life. And it shone and you could like, it lit up their nose, like the inside of the nose as if light was shining through it. I was like, wow. That is so much attention to detail. Yeah. And a lot of the time, I don't know this, if this is true. But I feel like if I'm riding with someone and I'm very close to them, he delivers the line as if he's right there. But if there's a lot of separation between us, he'll yell the line. Someone during, did they record two, two versions of all of the horse talk, because that is also incredible attention to detail
Starting point is 00:15:26 which probably doubled the budget of dialogue. Oh, yeah, so I would think so. We haven't talked about this yet but I was showing something to Barbier and we both became a little obsessed with it. The robotic assistant that we all have, which I won't say the name of because it triggers everyone to listen to the podcast. The Amazon one, but she now has a whisper mode. And you can just say the name of her name, enable whisper mode. And then the next time you walk up to it, you go, person, what time is it right now?
Starting point is 00:15:59 And she goes, it's 4.50. She whispers back to you. It's really fucking fun. Only when you whisper or permanently for a minute. You just only if you whisper to her. She can tell your whistos is the purpose if someone's asleep in the same room. I guess so.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Or you don't need to be quiet for sure. It might be though, it's a little too quiet. Uh, yeah, it's, it's a little bit of a quiet about a whisper, but it's just a little too quiet. You showed it like you told me about it. Yeah. And I tried it and I was the same thing like,
Starting point is 00:16:22 oh, this is cool. Trevor came over and I was like, check this out, Bernie showed this to me and I was like blah, blah, blah, what I tried it and I was the same thing like oh this is cool Trevor came over and I was like check this out Bernie showed this to me and I was like Just it's 5.30 p.m. And he goes no no no no no that's creepy as fuck It's a little creepy. I had an idea the other day It's like wouldn't it be cool if you could have like a scary story that that device could read you And if you had devices all around your house like in different rooms it would make noises and stuff and like
Starting point is 00:16:44 It's just taking control of your doors like lock your doors And it won't let you around your house, I can different rooms. It would make noises and stuff. And like, since they can control your doors, like lock your doors and it won't let you leave your house on the side. You say a safe word. Yeah, that'd be super cool. You're experiencing like this, this horror narrative in your house, like you can hear footsteps upstairs and shit. And it could like weaponize all the other ones.
Starting point is 00:16:57 Right. Right. But it goes, boo. Because it was so many. It was like a tailored interactive haunted house. Like it knows the layout of your house. You're giving them ideas right now. And then all the lights go like,
Starting point is 00:17:05 dimly red. Yeah. Or it's like it goes black out or you hear screams and stuff. Wouldn't that, isn't that a great idea? Yeah, I think that's a great idea, dude. We should absolutely do that. Amazon, get on that. Am I the only one against this?
Starting point is 00:17:15 But yeah, the only one, Jack, is like you either have to like get through the entire thing or like say a say for it to stop. I keep your two scared. Wait, wait, you can play Skyrim on it. Jamie does it all the time. What furlough? Yeah, he just does it for life. He just, what about the furthest on it. Jamie does it all the time. What for a lot? Huh? Yeah, he just doesn't for life. He just, what about the first pretty short saves progress?
Starting point is 00:17:28 What's the furthest anyone's got? Is there an end to Skyrim? On the, he's played it a few times. Play Skyrim on the echo. Yeah, they have a, they, they have a joke. Because they're Bethesda and they have who knows how much money. By the way, Fallout 76 is about to come out. It's like, so if I was them, I would have just pushed it to like.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Yeah, they should have. Yeah, I would have pushed it. Yeah, I, I, I was them, I would have just pushed it to like. Yeah, they should have. Yeah, I would have pushed it. Yeah, I wouldn't, I didn't think I'll play it until I'm done with Red Dead. This is because I bet Red Dead Online might be launching right around them. Yeah, I have they, have they given any timeline on that? I don't think they have. That's what you take five as a couple of weeks. But in their announcements bar this year at E3, of course everyone is like, oh, what are
Starting point is 00:17:59 they going to do? Put Skyrim on my watch now and stuff like that and then all these jokes about it. And then so to kind of play into that, they said one of their joke announcements was that they now had Skyrim for the Amazon Echo and you can play it and they showed somebody playing it. And then it was like, everybody's fucking laughing. I think Michael Keegan Keat,
Starting point is 00:18:16 was he was the, it's all voice, like you're in a room. This is door. On rails and you tell it what to do. So it'll be like, go forward, open the door. Yeah, okay. Do you ever play those text adventures. So it'll be like go forward, open the door. Yeah, do you ever play those text adventures? It's a little like that with your voice. Oh man.
Starting point is 00:18:29 And anyway, that was the joke. And Michael Keegan key, of course, is fucking hilarious. And then they come back out to the live presentation. And they were like, and that's the real thing we made. And now it's available. Is this the chicken Michael Keegan? I don't even think Michael Keegan key. Yeah, I don't even think they said
Starting point is 00:18:43 that you could download it now. I think they just played that video. they didn't say it was real and then I'm like search for it. Yeah, if you search for it, then you found it. They'd actually put it out That's really cool and also seems very tedious I gotta say Keegan Michael Kees in a a Memem that has definitely run its course for me now. It's like a handshake the handshake meme Oh man, it's because it's so long. It's so long. It's so fucking long.
Starting point is 00:19:06 I think the only one I sat through the whole thing was like a Marvel cinematic universe movies. That was good. I think it was like the first one I saw was like, okay, I'm not going to watch any more of these. That's a. There's someone who did one with the Animes and Ruby was on there. And I was like, oh, we're legit.
Starting point is 00:19:18 What'd it get? They get a happy one or two? It got just like a, I think just a normal handshake. That's not a good thing. It's better than some of the other ones. It's better than being a, I think just a normal handshake. That's not a good thing. It's better than the other ones. It's better than being a, better than being a, you know, class of it is not being an anime though, which was the big fight for a long time for Ruby.
Starting point is 00:19:32 They did one for somebody, they won for like, Rishi's teeth content, but they left off like, so many shows that I really wanted to know. Like there was no MDB and there was no immersion on it or anything like that, but they were doing stuff like, enjoy the show, like, stuff, panics, stuff we haven't done in years and years. I'm like, how do you leave off MDB? What did they do for on the spot again? Was that the...
Starting point is 00:19:50 Oh, that's the... That was Keegan Muckle Keyword. He's not sure about him and he's like, all right, all right, that's fine. That's... I thought it was a pretty good one. Yeah. But I'm tired. I'm tired, I mean, even though we're talking about it, such... We're talking about some people in chat saying they know nothing about this meme. The handshake meme, yeah. The long line of people. Is it, is he playing, is Jordan Peel playing, is he playing a president?
Starting point is 00:20:12 He's playing Barack Obama, basically. And he's walking through like this big audience that he's done with a speech. And he's shaking everyone's hand and all the white people that you shake his hand and says hello. But then he gives us like a really awesome greeting to all the black people. That's the joke all the white people that you shake as their hand says hello. But then he gives us like a really awesome greeting to all the black people.
Starting point is 00:20:25 That's the joke in the actual sketch. But then people would like label the individual people with whatever the like Gus said, Marvel movies. And like when he gets to Iron Man, he's like, oh come here. And then he gets to Iron Man through, he's like, good to see. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:20:39 I think the things were participating. Yeah. Did I hear that there's a YouTube channel that's going to, I would take PewDiePie. I think I've heard that too. I can Indy in one. Really? I don't know that. It hasn't honestly, hasn't Ninja kind of, like, isn't Ninja the premier person right now?
Starting point is 00:20:58 I was they say, but in terms of total subscribers. How many subscribers does PewDiePie have right now? I know. I know Ninja's not YouTube, by the way. Seven million. Fucking hell. But, there's what, it seems like it's a big gap. Like, you can't have China.
Starting point is 00:21:10 Like, if that was a Chinese YouTuber who had all of China, you blast everyone out of the world but they don't have YouTube there, right? Well, if you had all of the US, you'd have 350 mil. PewDiePie. 68 million, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Yeah, I think the US is incredible. That's incredible dude. On the pie child world. That's two candidates. It's just incredible You're really can's like 30 mil 34. Yeah, and this I guess is the other country talking about T series I don't know there are 67 points there are 500,000 subscribers behind and is it Indian looks like it? Yeah Yeah, there's how much what's the population of India so rebellion? That's like that's crazy that If there's I think China's like 1.4 billion, which means that one in every five
Starting point is 00:21:50 people is Chinese. Yes. Like you'll more likely to be born Chinese than gay. Well right, okay. Well, that's a weird comparison. That's a weird comparison. You're more likely to be born Indian than a dog. Isn't it? They just that was like you wanted out
Starting point is 00:22:07 of either one and every 10 people again. Well, if you look at Indian China, which we're right next to each other, it's a third of the people in the world. One third of the people. It's two billion out of six billion. Six billion now? Probably more.
Starting point is 00:22:17 I think seven. Eh. What do they update that shit? That's all guessing. I see. Yeah, I think it's pretty much guessing. There's no way to know. No, no, no, but think about that. Seven billion fucking people.
Starting point is 00:22:27 The really crazy thing about how many fucking people there are. Seven point five three. Is you get in any city and you start driving, you drive for like 20 minutes, you're in the middle of nowhere. It's like there are a shitload of people. There's way more land than there is people. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:40 It's very dense. I don't know how come we can't make this work. How can we be fucking this up? How do you get that much supplies to one area? Like, if you had a mega city, just the logistics of getting food and water and electricity in and everywhere. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:54 That seems to be dealing with waste or trash. It seems impossible. No, we know that from New York. Well, the fucking trash bags in real life. Anybody who played the Spiderman, Catwoman DLC? Not yet. I'd like to go back and do it. I love Spiderman, but there's too much good stuff to play.
Starting point is 00:23:08 I get that Mario party like that. I've been playing Blackout trying to get good at Call of Duty. It's not good at it. Is it on PC? Is it on, guys? It is. It's on PC. That was another thing.
Starting point is 00:23:22 It's like because I'm so agnostic now, it's like, I should buy it in something, but I just associate as being a console game. Yeah, it's not, the card is not very popular on the PC at all. Yeah, but I think blackout would be more fun on the PC. It's certainly easier to do while on a console. Is it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:35 Easier on a console. Yeah, in terms of my performance, I get like five, three to five kills in a game on console and I struggle to get one on PC. Did you mode down? Did you play PUBG on console and I struggle to get one on PC. Did you mode down? Did you play PUBG on console? No, the game was a nightmare The game was a nightmare. I Saw my Xbox the other day. I was going to download it
Starting point is 00:23:53 I think it was downloading red dead and I saw there was an update for PUBG that popped up in my QS stuff down I was like, oh, I still haven't installed my Xbox but I the update reminded me like I should uninstall that so I uninstall it for my Xbox I mean, I got so many hours in PUBG on PC, I don't mind that I spent the money on the Xbox version as well, because I definitely, I'm down to like, I'm left like 10 cents an hour, I played that game so fucking much. But at the same time, it's like, wow,
Starting point is 00:24:19 that was just not ready for prime time. Did you ever sell any items back in the marketplace? Was it, what? Like to really further subsidize your pub G price? Oh no, I never did that. I never did that. What could you do? You like sell items on the marketplace?
Starting point is 00:24:30 You get seven loot box. Get loot box. Sell it. You get a key and you're gonna lock it. What do you get? Loot box. Get a key for it and you open it. The keys are like 250 though, right?
Starting point is 00:24:39 Yeah, there's a bunch of different keys for a bunch of your unboxes. I like that. They got that Fortnite system now where they give you daily objectives and then they have the seasons and stuff. That was smart. Fortnite did a cool thing when they did that.
Starting point is 00:24:49 I like that. I wish I was into Fortnite. Play Fortnite if you want to go out there and play. It's not the right hand. Nothing's popping. I loaded up the other one on my computer. You had a really funny tweet the other day where you said you hope Fortnite is completely in the past
Starting point is 00:25:02 by the time you have kids. Yeah, I just need to be able to bond with my kid over something and I just don't want it to be Fortnite. My own time is just no good. Fortnite is, Fortnite is like when I have a great match, I don't know why I'm winning. Does that make sense? It's like in PUBG, you know, you can like,
Starting point is 00:25:20 I felt like, oh, somebody's upstairs or I'd go on the outside, I'd throw a grenade and then charge back upstairs and kill him. And you have these moments where you're like, oh, that was amazing. Fortnite is just like, I felt like, oh, somebody's upstairs so I'd go on the outside, throw a grenade and then charge back upstairs and kill him. And he had these moments where he was like, oh, that was amazing. And Fortnite is just like, I just like pulled the trigger and the guy was in the way. You know, I feel half the time.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Or it's like, all right, you shoot a guy and then all of a sudden he's surrounded by a building that he throws up in two seconds with his little macro controller. And then you go like pound your way through that and then he dies. But it all just feels like kind of random to me, you know, yeah, so I never I've never and that's listen I know there's people who play that game religiously and love it more power to them, dude, and they're great at the game
Starting point is 00:25:52 I'm just not good at it and I don't know why I'm bad at it I don't know why I'm good at it when I'm good at it now is certainly a very good time to be a game There's just so much happening right now. Yeah, I love it. Although somebody pointed something out that was really interesting That there's a lot of hatred now for Fortnite. They're not interesting. And they were saying that because it's too popular. No, because it's a kid's play. Like this 10 to 12-year-olds played a lot. Like you see the kids dancing, all those videos, kids dancing. And then people post those and make fun of them. Oh my god, you know, they show school dance, like eighth grade dances and everybody's doing Fortnite dances. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:25 Lost or whatever. Yeah. And then the loser dance or whatever the hell they do, you know, with the kick their feet out. And somebody pointed out, I guess it was a shower thought. They said that people in their 20s hating kids for playing Fortnite is the first step and us hating everything that young people do. This is it. This is how it starts. Those people who are 20 now hating on the young kids, they were the kids who were playing Minecraft exactly everyone else hated. Here's the go.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Exactly right. Or the ones that like they get harassed all the time for liking stuff, for killing chiles or whatever the fuck the latest thing is. They chiles. Well, I didn't, didn't millennials kill chiles? They killed Chiles or they killed restaurants.
Starting point is 00:27:01 Yeah. Chiles. Yeah. Chain restaurants. Chain restaurants. Also divorce. Millennials are getting divorced. And then I read I was like, Oh, that's really interesting. The divorce rates are really down for millennials. It's just they're not getting mega.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Yeah. Oh, that was like couched as they're lowering. Millennials are killing the wedding industry. Hey, Jack. Jack Pettillo. How about those? How about those? Yeah. I got? I got 50. Oh shit.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Was it 25 cents? How much is it for a bath? 25 cents, 50 cents for the looks. Call on the sides of the car. I know, I'm giving them the poster. He can't give us the poster from the side car. Oh, all of us? Oh, that's great.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Oh wow, that's a lot. I know. Do you think we're all gonna show it at the same time? No. So hey everybody, everybody. It's Jack Patillo, also known as the Incheaper from Valentine. Did you guys have a name? I think it was James, maybe, and when I was doing this stuff
Starting point is 00:27:59 for it, but I don't know. There was no one ever calls me out specifically by name. How long did it take you to do with that? When we did it, we thought we were gonna have, like we thought we'd come in and like Jeff and I would be like maybe do a few lines, maybe like, oh, like watch where you're going, stuff like that. And then we sat down and lasso, I was like, okay, I got three hours for you, Jeff,
Starting point is 00:28:17 and I got three hours for Jack. And I was like, what? Jeff got in the booth first, 58 pages of stuff. Oh my god. And then mine was about that too. So anyway, what we're showing off right now, hi internet, how you doing? So for you audio listeners, we're showing off
Starting point is 00:28:30 the new Extra Life poster. So this the Extra Life posters could be available next weekend of November 10th and 11th in the roosterseath store, store.rucd.com. The proceeds from this poster are gonna go to our Extra Life donation. Last year roosterseath donated $400,000 to extra life based on poster sales, T-shirt sales, pin sales, match donations and everything like that. We're trying to
Starting point is 00:28:50 beat that this year, trying to raise $1.25 million, $1.25 million over 24 hours, and we would love for you to join us. I think we have a digital version of this. This is awesome. Yeah, this is the poster. It's the crown rooster. So I told Tobin, I was like thinking, you know, like Wes Anderson style or like those old Star Wars, you know, like the things where it shows like the inside of the million Falcon and stuff.
Starting point is 00:29:11 Diana, exactly we were talking about. And boom, there we go. So we got this thing. And it was beautiful. Tobin, Tobin Lee, awesome. And so he did last year's poster as well. So I just wanted to come out and say hi. And also please check out our extra live streams.
Starting point is 00:29:24 We have two of them next weekend or this weekend coming up. Excuse me. Yep. The third and fourth, we're doing the RT community stream where we have 25 different groups from all over the Rooster Teeth community globe. And we're going to be streaming from the each have one hour to stream. So we're going to feature 25 different teams, throw it to them, see what they're doing. Everyone's doing some awesome stuff for their local charities all going towards the
Starting point is 00:29:44 extra life. Super team Rooster Teeth. But again, like if you donate to the Vermont group or New're doing. Everyone's doing some awesome stuff for their local charities, all going towards the extra life, super team rooster teeth. But again, like if you donate to the Vermont group or New York group, it's gonna go through the local charities, still all part of rooster teeth. Still counts towards our big ass number. Then the next weekend, November 10th and 11th, from 8 a.m till 8 a.m. central,
Starting point is 00:29:57 we are going on Saturday to Sunday. We're gonna be doing our hashtag RT Extra Life for our sixth big year, the seventh year overall, where we're trying to raise one and a quarter million dollars. Last year we raised $1.2 million trying to beat it this year and we have a lot of fun stuff planned. So, can I give you an idea for a stretch goal? Sure.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Do you on the stream? What's that? That if we hit, I don't know, some amount, whatever you're trying to hit at that point in time. If we do it, the two voice actors from Red Dead Redemption 2, you and Jeff, you will give Jeff a deluxe bath. The whole deluxe bath. I mean, maybe the thing is Jeff usually comes in the morning. So usually, a few hundred starts off the stream,
Starting point is 00:30:35 usually like eight till 10 a.m. And then we come back around like eight to 10 at night. I think Jeff usually shows up early. I think you give him a bath. I feel like you put some bath. One of those big brushes on wood. If Jeff was a tub, I thought he would tub. Tell him to not shower that morning. Like, I don't think you have him a bath. I can't give him a bath. I'm gonna feel like you put some bath in there. One of those big brushes on wood. If you have one of the tub baths, I'll give him a tub bath.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Kill him to not shower that morning. Like, I'll go one to three to three. I don't think you have to tell him. But he has to tell me which leg he wants me to wash. That's right. Or the audience could do it. They could troll it. They could pull the leg out.
Starting point is 00:30:54 Have you done the deluxe bath, Gavin? Yeah, I did. I was hoping I'd end up like a hand job with something, but I couldn't get anything. I just scrub my legs and arms. I was like, I guess she's not gonna suck me off at any point during this. So anyway, extra life, it's for the kids
Starting point is 00:31:06 raising money and children. That's how kids are made. That's how you know by sucking. Yeah. Like, can you not just not get sucked off and let it? No, because thanks Jack. I didn't mean to come back. So this weekend and the next weekend is the street.
Starting point is 00:31:20 This weekend and the next weekend. Yeah, so this week is community weekend. Next week is the big RtXR life. The 10th and 11th, put it in your calendar now. now 8 am to 8 am central Saturday Sunday. We got a bunch of stuff we can I Michael can I announce what we just confirmed today? Yeah, so we just confirmed today that we have a steamroller so we are gonna be setting physical stretch goals what every quarter million of a dollar every quarter million dollars raised We're gonna roll that thing forward over whatever we have in front of it Like different different groups are gonna be contributing to a good thing like you can see what's gonna be run over
Starting point is 00:31:51 Yeah, so we're gonna lay it out So like you know we raised a quarter million dollars we go over the first batch and we're gonna do up to one and a half million dollars Could I put Gavin at the end of it if you want to sure Gavin you okay with that? Just like your toes. What if you're on a mattress? It's like really soft. It'll just like, do you know what you're going to do? I have no, not yet. Like, that's the thing.
Starting point is 00:32:10 We're like, right now we just got confirmation today that that is something that we have for sure. So now we're lucky. We should get Christopher Lloyd. That's going to trigger a whole conversation. Which add, how much? Oh yeah, pressure does it exude, do you know? I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:32:22 Michael Dino. When I killed Joe. 11 tons Team roller can you enough top of his head? Oh, yeah, you gotta figure out how to get here. You're gonna break the fucking parking lot They're gonna show up and the gates gonna be broken. I'll say what Michael run that thing around the parking lot a couple times Even that shit out. Are we on the worst parking lot in the world and I will one thing we can do Yeah, Barbara we can't run over Gavin, but we could probably get some some laser team figures
Starting point is 00:32:44 Oh, see what those look like after you're on the equation. It's kind of like what's that YouTube series? Will it blend? No, the crush one. Will it crash? It's like hydraulic press. It's hydraulic press. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:55 It's like that where I would want to see like a tennis ball. We should run out of a 500 bit lighters. We have them. Oh, what do we do today? Looking at you, chef. Oh, yeah, we did the Cloudbury stream. Today, we do we do today? Looking at you, shut up. Oh, yeah, we did the Cloudberry stream. Today, we finished Cloudberry Kingdom after five years.
Starting point is 00:33:10 And you say, finish, we made no progress. We made no progress. And we ended the series. Yeah, so we had no progress. It's possible. Have you seen the level? I have seen. I have seen.
Starting point is 00:33:20 I have seen. We started on 319 today, played it for about five hours and made maybe about 20% progress. To cleanse up palette, someone suggested playing the first, like 50 levels. Again, we did that in like 10 minutes and then went back to the hell. That was the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I'm sure you can get anything that air cones we can throw it underneath there. It's team roller presents a big problem. But we'll say I have some stuff I want to donate that I've been holding on to for a long time. Sweet. You can destroy it.
Starting point is 00:33:52 No, this is stuff to donate. Oh, except that people might want to bid on. Awesome. Yeah. So I think we're talking now about possibly getting some like Ruby figure stuff too. So maybe that is super exclusive things that maybe maybe have just renounced or released or whatever. I'm not sure exactly but stuff like that. But anyway, check it out.
Starting point is 00:34:09 Please try to raise a lot of money. It's gonna be awesome last year. You guys kicked ass and I know you're gonna do even better this year. So our Rooster Teeth community, you guys are awesome. I love you. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:17 I'm gonna go now. I'll post a journal on the site about the posters. So you can see it a little bit better if you don't have, if you're just listening to this or didn't see it when they held it up. Okay, love you, Bob. Johnny, man. All my posters back.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Jeff and Beth. You want a back? We don't get to keep them? Uh, here you go. Well, I know those, I think we're gonna auction off and stuff, so I need to get them signed. You can auction this one, Gus touched this one. I'll get another one. Here I'll lick this one. Thanks, Jack.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Someone laughed. It wasn't a joke. See that, uh, seeing people getting gigs. Uh, Oh, God, this is the, uh, this is the hell level that we were playing earlier. Wow. There's not this, there's a very small window where you can get through that. And it often involves like jumping straight up and down and coming back with slightly actually get through this. You follow the dotted line. Although there's no actually no one playing at this point. I'm not sure. Yeah. That was there was no one there. Maybe we're in lunch. Let me, let me read this here. What I'm wondering when this episode of receive podcast is brought
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Starting point is 00:36:48 It's just like the thing we talked about earlier. Yeah, but also yeah, buy Rushti's stock. What do you think Rushti's stock would be? Six, nine. It's a public stock. It'd be like a chicken stock. Woo. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:36:58 Boy, boy. Like what, what do you think would be? Like a dollar amount? I don't know. I guess we shouldn't say. Or like the number code? Like how much would it be? Like a share. Like a don't know. I guess we shouldn't say. Or like the number code? Like how much would it be? Like a share.
Starting point is 00:37:06 Like a share of Tesla's like, like $690, something. $240? What was the Elon Musk who's gonna take a Tesla private if they got to... You seem to take it private, add a price to 420 I think? That's what I said. Get below.
Starting point is 00:37:17 Yes, exactly what it was because he wanted to make his girlfriend laugh. What was he tweeting about? He's talking about the other things. He said him dank memes. Dank memes? I think he's doing it as part of that settlement. Oh, because he has to.
Starting point is 00:37:28 Because I was the only tweets right. Is it one of the states? There's like a someone who has to approve his tweets. Really? I think so. Oh, that's great. All right. So what's the question?
Starting point is 00:37:39 If you're watching live, only for watching live about her sheet.com slash play, should we take her to the public? This is not binding. We're not. No, this isie to public? This is not binding. We're not. No, this is a market study. This is not like, we're not voting yet for now.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Do most people know what that means? We're gonna do it. I think most people don't understand the full implication of that. Of us. Yeah. Well, that everybody wants to buy stock in Ritchie. No, it's a terrible idea. No.
Starting point is 00:38:01 No. People are fine. Oh, come back up. I was about to put my job. By the way, that's just because two people are doing it. No. People are smiling. Oh, come back up. I was about to quit my job. By the way, that's just because two people are doing it. Wow, 50%. Yeah. But it's coming in.
Starting point is 00:38:10 It's like winning the lottery. Like, fuck this, I'm quit. You fuckers. I have a feeling it's going to stay very easy. Look at that. It's really swinging. Look at all the smart guys. Look at all my emphatic nose.
Starting point is 00:38:18 I'm going to pop on the pole. Yeah, yes. Self-self. I would buy it. Bode or Stocks will be. RTP. COCK. You can't do four. Can't you fork any? Yes, yes, sell sell. I would buy it. Motor stock symbol B are TP. COCK. You can't do four.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Can't you forget you? Yeah, you can apples for. They're all for APPL. Yeah. Yeah. And that's not all fans. That's for CCK. Right. Cock.
Starting point is 00:38:36 I would be a cock buying cock. Cock stock. So cock ATT is such an old company. So fucking old. How old are they? Do you know what their stock symbol is, Barbara? 18T? Hey.
Starting point is 00:38:52 Close. It's T. That's literally 18T stock symbol. There's only a couple I think to have one letter ones left. There's only a couple of active ones still, yeah. Yeah. That's fucking crazy, dude. It's wicked.
Starting point is 00:39:05 It communicates so much. I think if Disney had just the number one, we're stock number one. My telephone number is one. What was the first phone number? One. I don't think there was a direct line. Or zero.
Starting point is 00:39:19 Oh, you had to talk to an operator, right? You'd pick it up, it would ring an operator, and you'd tell them who you wanted to talk to. And then you just tell them that name Yeah, you say hey like Caitlin what two people have the same name. I want to talk to Joseph What two bills have the phone well, they know the people Usually it's small enough. I'm sure in like big places like New York City became a little more difficult But they had switched switch board operators and then potentially I guess they came up with numbers because that makes these are like, give me kale one, two, five.
Starting point is 00:39:46 You always hear that in like movies from the 50s. And at some point, they can't- I think it's kale or both five, five. When did we abandon the letter? I think that was like acronyms. Early 70s, late 60s. Oh, is that- I think so.
Starting point is 00:39:58 I never met anybody who had a, well, our old boss had one when he lived in the rural Texas. He had one. And he, he remembers, it's so funny, I can relate to this. It's one of those things where he went to school and the teacher asked him what his phone number was and he said it was like KL521
Starting point is 00:40:14 and she said, that's not a real phone number and all the kids laughed and he was super embarrassed by the fact that he had, you know, that, it's all those things. You know, when you're a kid and everybody laughs, you just think, oh, shit, I'm an outsider and I didn't know that. And so he went home and like was mad at his parents
Starting point is 00:40:28 because they didn't have a real fun ever. Well busted. Yes, this is one of those things. You know, did you see everything like that growing up? Yeah, probably. Yeah, it's scary. Big kid is scary. Big kid's scary, dude.
Starting point is 00:40:38 You're bunch of other kids. You don't know what you do. Kids are mean. Yeah, the meanest. So no, it's, I don't know who you better, they're just like a comedian not to be named, I guess I said, he said kids are just trying stuff out. Yeah, so they just like, they're mean to each other.
Starting point is 00:40:51 And that's what makes the internet, I'm paraphrasing his bit, but here by the way. He said that's why the internet so awful is that when you're on a playground and you look at somebody and you go, you're fat and they go, oh man, I didn't like the way that made their face look, I didn't like the way that made them feel, but on the internet there's no feedback like that. It's just like, you're like, oh man, I didn't like the way that made their face look, I didn't like the way that made them feel.
Starting point is 00:41:05 But on the internet, there's no feedback like that. It's just like, you're fat. That's good. It's gonna feel better about myself. Right, it's just like that anonymity is part of what's fucking killing us as a people, man. It's really just fucking killing us. I do see Twitter wants to remove the like button.
Starting point is 00:41:22 Yeah, what the fuck is up with that? Wow, that was a real, that's so weird. I am pissed off. No, I'm serious. Yeah, sorry. Because that like, as someone who uses Twitter almost every day, I feel like I'm a very lazy Twitter user, where if I want to acknowledge something, I just like it, instead of replying to it.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Right. Because you're way to just say, okay, cool things. Yeah. Like, if I'm looking like, hey, I just like it, instead of replying to it. Right. Is your way to just say, okay, cool things. Yeah. Like if I'm looking like, hey, I need a recommendation on a book or something and people give responses, I could just like them.
Starting point is 00:41:52 Like it, yeah. Yeah, you have to apply things. Good idea. Thanks, thanks, thanks. Or if people are saying happy birthday. It was my reaction. So let me know that they might take away the light button. Twitter's thinking about taking away the like button. Do you never like tweets or anything?
Starting point is 00:42:10 I just don't care that much. No, I don't think Gavin uses Twitter like that. Like you don't read your feed even, right? I read my feed. I don't read the feed of people who I follow. I read my mentions. Right. But something you know, read your feeds. You're not like like, like, if I see something in my feed, it's probably because I just open Twitter. Yeah, I just noticed it. But I don't, I don't know. But you never, you rarely respond to people on Twitter. Yeah, sometimes it depends on doing. Doing a parallel. That would be really. That would be really. Yeah. I just like, but if they removed it, it's like, all right.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Okay. I just feel like then you'd have to respond in order for people to understand that you are acknowledging. Yeah, I just be like, there's no light button, there's nothing I can do. And then they already changed it. It used to be favorite, which I didn't like the favorite button.
Starting point is 00:42:53 It was for us to just be like, I never used it because I didn't want to say this was my favorite. It was a weird thing. The way you terminology is like, okay, they changed it to like, I was like, okay, I like, I'll use favorite on them. I like it used to be there either,
Starting point is 00:43:03 and it used to be retweet. It was a star. The favorite was star. And it was like all you. I don't know. I can used to be there either, and it used to be retweets. It was a star. The favor I was a star. And it was like with a heart. Wasn't that previously no favor? I'm sure there was at some point before favorites. That must have existed. People would just type out the end quote.
Starting point is 00:43:14 Well, retweet was not a thing either. That was something that added. So you can basically just reply to, I think you just make a, in the early days, I think you just make a tweet and then you would add someone at the beginning of the tweet in order to reply. And that's the way that established itself.
Starting point is 00:43:27 And then retweet was something that was invented by the community, and then they built it as a function. And now there's something where they, the, forget what it was, maybe it's pictures where they no longer count in the character count. I think links. Links, or something. I think you're right. But it used to be a big deal to like,
Starting point is 00:43:47 you're like, shit, if I got to put this fucking link in, or this picture. You could also tag people on a photo now instead of actually tag them in the tweet itself, which takes away characters. I mean, that started whole cottage industries, like Bitly and URL shortners, just to try to reduce your character count
Starting point is 00:44:01 to get photos and other things in. I do want to point out that the new Rupert Keith community website will have likes. There you go. So. So if Twitter gets rid of them, we're taking them. How's that beta going? Good. Really good.
Starting point is 00:44:13 Right now. I popped in and out of there. So I'd like, because I still make journal entries on the site. Yeah. So I like, got to get out of the community, the beta community thing to get to back to the journal to go back and I go back and forth a lot. So. Still make those on the new one too.
Starting point is 00:44:25 It's just the community won't see it, just people internally with you. Right, right. Like, I do have some of those posts in there. You can make some journals for us. I'm like, what's up? Yeah. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:44:33 Hi, everyone. I found a new thing that lets me know I'm dreaming. You know how, like you were saying you can't read anything in a dream. Right. I can't take a selfie. You can't read. I don't know if that's true.
Starting point is 00:44:42 You can totally read it. Okay. I feel like I've read stuff. I can't take a selfie in a dream. I spent a whole dream. You don't know what I think about that? Oh, wow, shut down. That's fair. Tasty or all medicine?
Starting point is 00:44:55 Why are you taking selfies in a dream? You arrogant prick. I was just, I met Kevin Hart in my dream. I was like, I think Kevin Hart is cool. I'll take a try and take a selfie. And he was being really patient. But I was like, my phone, I just wouldn't work. And then at one point, I lost my phone.
Starting point is 00:45:09 And I was like, hold on, he's gonna, he's gonna walk away. I was trying really hard to be like, I'm so sorry about this, but he was really patient. So I was like, all right, usually in my dreams, it doesn't work. And then we just go our separate ways. But he was staying.
Starting point is 00:45:20 So I was like, I'm determined to get this selfie. So I was looking at my phone, and then it wasn't a phone. I was like, this isn't, oh, here's my phone. It's in my other hand. I was like, damn it determined to get this selfie. So I was looking at my phone and then it wasn't a phone. I was like, this isn't, oh, here's my phone. It was in my other hand. I was like, damn it, it didn't all this stuff. And in the end, I just couldn't get it to work. Like, it wouldn't take, I pressed the button.
Starting point is 00:45:34 It wouldn't take the thing. I was like, you know what, Kevin, I'm really sorry, but I'm dreaming. I can't take that happy. And I let him know. And then I flew up in the air. And the dream. That's amazing.
Starting point is 00:45:44 Everyone in the dream looked at me, and I rose like four feet off the ground, and the dream just collapsed. It was exactly like inception. That's fucking great, dude. It became lucid when I realized I was dreaming. I was like, I can't take this damn selfie with Kevin. I've never had a lucid dream.
Starting point is 00:45:57 They lost such a short amount of time for me. As soon as I realized I'm dreaming, it's just like, I immediately start flying, and then the walls come down. Is it ever happening to you when you're dreaming? and it's so vivid and so realistic? Don't when you wake up, there's like a few minutes after you wake up that you think that is real. Like that is the current reality. Like I've had dreams that like someone died or some catastrophe happened in the world and you wake up thinking like this that actually happened.
Starting point is 00:46:21 Yeah. And then it takes you a few minutes to realize that was just a dream. Dude, my dreams like that are always like, something's gone wrong. And I've like somebody's dead or you got a high to body or something like that. And then I wake up and I'm like, oh, wait, I'm fine. Of course I didn't, you know,
Starting point is 00:46:36 actually kill somebody or my friend. I feel like I got to help them. I feel like I've had those dreams where someone is dead. And I'm just like frantically on my life is over. It's real. It's been prison. And then the relief from it being not real is so flat. Yep.
Starting point is 00:46:52 Like because as you start to figure out it's a dream, you start being like, oh, of course it's a dream. And then there's no like, whew, it's just like, oh, I've had the extreme relief. I've had like dread though. Like you wake up and it's still like, oh, I could still sticks with me like, yeah, well you remember the feeling.
Starting point is 00:47:07 Sickness feeling. Like what am I gonna do? I've had many a dream about RTX being fucked up or else doing something wrong or getting to commit center realize like we didn't program any panel. That's the recurring one I used to always have was that RTX was about to open in less than 30 minutes and I forgot to organize it.
Starting point is 00:47:24 Or like, yeah. That's happened to me so many times that I wake up and then I still think that that is the case. And I'm like, fuck RTX is like right now. What are we going to do? Oh, thank God. It's like four months away. Nothing. He's on it.
Starting point is 00:47:36 Yeah. Can I just say, this is on the topic. I know you guys are not in charge of this, but I want to file a complaint anyway. I am 45 years old. That is, I would complain about that too. I mean, that sounds awful. I am, what's your reaction to that? Eh. I am 45 years old.
Starting point is 00:47:52 I am fucking done with dreaming about school. I got it done with it. It's just putting my life. I can't, I can't, mine is not like, you know, going to school in your underwear or anything like that anymore. Mine is always the fucking same thing. I mean, my mine is not like, you know, go into school and you're underwear or anything like that anymore. Mine is always the fucking same thing. I mean, my last year of college,
Starting point is 00:48:08 and I realize I'm getting ready to start my last semester of college, and I go to look and I was like, oh, I have only four classes to take, but wait a minute, I have to take them back to back. I can't take them all at the same time. So I'm gonna be here another two years. Always the same fucking dream. Always the fucking same.
Starting point is 00:48:24 With me, it's always the start of a new school period, like a new year. And I don't know my schedule, and I don't know where my classes are. It's like I get there and I'm like, wait, where am I supposed to go? Locker combo. Or like what's going on?
Starting point is 00:48:37 It's just like that utter confusion, not knowing anything. I haven't had a school dream in years. Yeah, I feel like I've done it. I don't have those anymore. Good Lord, I just don't want them anymore. I don't fucking want them anymore. I think RTX is your equivalent of school, right?
Starting point is 00:48:47 Because you don't work, you don't organize all of RTX anymore, but you still have the dream like, oh shit, I get it because it's like the stress you dealt with. Yeah, very true. I mean, do you dread anything though? I feel like I used to dream about school because I'd be like a dread going to school. But now I don't have anything that I dread.
Starting point is 00:49:00 I like school. You did? I did. It was like to me as a hand with the friends, you know. I also was, I was one of those kids that I had a super easy time in high school. Everything's kind of like just coasted through like I never really had any struggles with studies or anything like that. It's all I got to fun college. And then it was like a fucking hammer dropped on it.
Starting point is 00:49:17 My first semester of college was a huge wake up. Well, you were in medicine? Yeah. Right? Yeah. I got super competitive, super quick to wake. It's when you was the same way with me. Like I thought I was hot shit in high school. And I got to college, you like, oh no.
Starting point is 00:49:28 No, no, I'm not, you know, I'm not smart at all. Like I'm stupid. I feel like compared to other people, you're right. It's like, do you know what my name is? It's a new reality check. It reminds me of that short window in time when the Xbox didn't have Xbox live. And everyone was the best person they knew
Starting point is 00:49:47 in Halo multiplayer. They can kick everyone's ass on the block. And then Xbox Live started and you realized, you're fucking garbage. Yeah, this game. But there are some people who never had that. Like the people who are the best in the world of Halo, they would probably just like, man, I'm better than I thought.
Starting point is 00:50:02 Some of those people, I guess they would. I think everyone does suck. I think you gotta adapt very quickly. It's like when I'm better than I thought. Some of those people, I guess they would live. Everyone does suck. Exactly. You gotta adapt very quickly. It's like when you're better than your friends, it's like, yeah, you're just, you're never getting really actually better at the game because you have like shit competition.
Starting point is 00:50:13 I mean, I mean, we joke about that. That's why I'm friends with Dan is that he's the first person I met who was better than me at Halo. Because I just kept playing people. I was like, no wonder, even really likes this game. They want to play FIFA. Dan was like, oh, I'm in Taylor and I'll kill you. I was like, no wonder even really likes this game. They want to play FIFA. Dan was like, oh, I'm in Taylor, I know, kill you.
Starting point is 00:50:25 I was like, oh shit, that's play. Do you think that's because of that that you started the slow mo ghost? So I dance in it. That's what Dan, like, Dan. Yeah, I'm just dancing it. I want to complain about something. You're complaining.
Starting point is 00:50:37 It's my turn to complain. Yay. I am sick and tired of the shitty paper towels we have here. Really? What's another paper towel? In the bungal towels we have here. Really? What's another paper towel? In the bungalow, have you been to the bathroom in the bungalow in the last month? No.
Starting point is 00:50:50 No. I mean, I think I have. I think I have. I think I have been over there. They are awful. They give you like a handful of them to dry your hands. Don't you wanna get one? What are you doing in there?
Starting point is 00:50:58 I'm trying to wash my hands, dude. What the fuck do you think I'm doing in the towel? I was trying to wash my hands, dude. What the fuck do you think I'm doing in the towel? I was trying to wash my hands, I was like 30 minutes. No. I wanna wet my hands to see if one towel can dry. No, one towel cannot dry.
Starting point is 00:51:07 I have no notices from. I have no notice. Someone will give me a paper towel. Show them how bad it is. No, it's awful. I'm fucking sick of them. And I know I heard some of the people in the bungalow talking about it the other side.
Starting point is 00:51:18 I know it's not just me. Every other bathroom. Well, here, like the one outside of the stage here is the automatic machine. Over there is the one you have to pull out yourself. So it's different paper towel. Is your head blunder? Blunder?
Starting point is 00:51:32 Or is it just because you took a wig? It's just a wig. Oh, and then the fucking postal service lost my package again. I bitched about it. I hit the shipping staff. After I bitched about it, they lost another one. Are you buying everything off eBay?
Starting point is 00:51:43 Who the fuck is shipping to you via the postal service What was that one? What was it? Was it some of Esther's stuff? I don't remember what the fuck it was. I mean the oh no, I remember it was something that that Esther bought they delivered it to one of my neighbors And of course I go to the post office the next morning that this was what was this Tuesday? I go to the post office next morning like hey Look, I hear the tracking info. You says you delivered it, you didn't deliver it. The guy's like, let me go ask the mail carrier. He like closes the window. First of all, okay, it took him 10 minutes to come to the window.
Starting point is 00:52:11 10 minutes, let me be reading the fucking buzzer. He shows up. He's like, I'm gonna go ask the mail carrier. He's still here. Close the door, he's gone for like five minutes. He comes back and goes, yeah, the mail carrier remembers delivering it. I was like, well, I didn't fucking get it. And he's like, okay, well, here, right down your phone number,
Starting point is 00:52:24 the mail carrier will call you today when you get to your house. No way. I was like, okay, this is gonna go great. Did you get to the apartment complex? I gave him the phone number. Never heard from the guy. One of my neighbors came and put it later that night.
Starting point is 00:52:36 They put it in my mailbox and I, hey, they delivered this to me instead of you. Just wanted to let you know. Yeah. Never heard back from the post office. Never called me. And as far as they know, it's still lost. I get that. I'll get a package for somebody else let you know. Yeah. Never heard back from the post office. Never called me. And as far as they know, it's still off. I get that, like, I'll get a package for somebody else,
Starting point is 00:52:47 you know, who has a similar street number to me, but it's a different street in my neighborhood. And then I'm like, how I got to go to this person's house. And I've got to like deliver this thing, you know. And I feel bad if I waited day, I feel bad. This is, so this is the one outside of the stage here. This isn't the bungalow. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:53:04 That's a paper towel. He just said it wasn't from the bungalow. So that's the wrong one. outside of the stage here. This isn't the bungalow. Oh, okay. That's a paper towel. He just said it wasn't from the bungalow. So that's the wrong one. It's the wrong one. Oh. But we always do compare it. I'll be comparing it with the real one. Why don't you go get the bungalow stuff?
Starting point is 00:53:14 I think we just went to this one. Yeah, anyway, they suck. What was I complaining about? Oh yeah, here we go. Okay. Ab, may I? We're complaining now. Okay, good.
Starting point is 00:53:23 What's something? So this is so frustrating to me. Did you guys see that they released the new, or was leaked the stats for the new iPad, and then maybe a new MacBook or something? But I was only, I was the only, in the iPad Pro, I fucking love the iPad Pro. Why'd you like it more than the normal iPad?
Starting point is 00:53:38 Cause you're gonna be books on it and stuff. And it's like, I like it, and I can show videos to people, that's another big thing. And then I have this little thing where I can fold it over and use it like it and I can show videos to people. That's another big thing. And then I have this little thing where I can fold it over and use it like, you have this little keyboard case on it so that I can basically just use it as a little computer and I go, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check I had pro that old. Let me think, let me think. Let me think. It is very old. It's like three years old?
Starting point is 00:54:05 I bought it specifically for a presentation that I had to make for full screen in New York, like one of the first years we were working with full screen. So it's at least like four or five years old at this point. It's been a long time. All right. Listen, are we gonna derail with this? I got it right here.
Starting point is 00:54:20 I'll look it up. Anyway, they announced a new iPad pro, new iPad pro, the spec on it? It's USB-C. What are they fucking doing at Apple? What are they doing? Why are they have this death grip on this lightning cable for the iPhone? Why?
Starting point is 00:54:35 Why do they have it? I think they worry that the iPhone sales will go down if they change the connector together. If you were bitched about going from the old Josef 40 pin connector to lightning back in the day. The one that had to be the right way around. Yeah. Just because there's so many out there. Maybe. Or probably a dog thing. Everyone has a dog now with lightning. I feel like hotels have only just put lightning. Or is it because they can sell $30 cables, basically.
Starting point is 00:54:57 And license out their stupid little. They just they just fucking apple. They just now finally released a USB-C charger for the Apple watch. USB-C charger for the Apple watch, okay? They're on series four. Yeah. They made fucking four of them and they only now have a USB-C. Why don't USB-C for the watch? So you're like, if I cannot plug in an Apple watch to my laptop.
Starting point is 00:55:21 That's the thing is you can't plug in an iPhone into your Mac laptop. Yeah, fucking ridiculous. You have to get one of those little converters. Or you have to buy the fucking cable that doesn't come into goddamn box. But they do make lightning to USB-C, so you can. Yeah, you can, I bought that cable by $5.29. Yeah, they give me a cable I can't use in the box.
Starting point is 00:55:38 Well, Best Buy said that the best selling Apple product of all time at Best Buy was the dongle adapter. For the headphones. For lightning to to US for not lighting. I mean, yeah, lightening to headphone jack adapter is the best selling Apple products ever. Really? People really like their fucking wired headphones, dude. They're just their connector. Sorry. There are normal headphones that have a normal non-lightening. I guess they never really,
Starting point is 00:55:59 you know what I was, I never really had a great pair of headphones until I invested in a Bluetooth. I honestly just used these for like beads or something that had the cord, I'd be like, fuck yeah, I paid whatever, they put 300 for those things. Yeah. Or just those, the noise cancelling ones. The Bose. The Bose ones?
Starting point is 00:56:14 Those Bose ones are, I think, one of the best design products ever. Because they're Bluetooth, but then they also have a cord so you can plug into like planes and stuff like that. They're really, it's what I thought. I like the fact that you can just rip the cord out and it instantly connects to the last thing. It's good. I like their slogan.
Starting point is 00:56:28 What's their slogan? Bose before hosts. Vicky. Podcasts brought to you by Barbara. The thing that's always amazing to me of being a techno file for all these years, it's incredible when something gets to an iteration, when it works the way it should have all along. Do you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:56:47 Well, I love it. That's a huge moment. It's like, there's always like, oh, we just, you know, we didn't have it set up so you could have a cord so you could plug in this stuff. It's just Bluetooth. But then it's, or they like leave something out, you know? And it's like eventually, they get to the point
Starting point is 00:57:00 where it's like, this thing is perfect. You made this thing perfect finally. I bet that'll have a perfect. It's really just acceptable, right? Apple will eventually make it so that you can insert SD cards or something similar, I assume. And everyone will be praising that as like, Apple will be great.
Starting point is 00:57:14 It's like, we've all been doing that for over a decade. This is one of the things I'm out about on my laptop. Usually we'll put SD cards in it, can't do that anymore. That's true. It's like Xbox controllers. They didn't have headphone jacks on them forever. And you had to buy that extra little puck to put on the back.
Starting point is 00:57:31 And then there was a special controller that came out that had a headphone jack in it. And then now they all just have that headphone jack. That was with the Xbox One, right? Like the Xbox One launched without that ability. Yeah. And the PS3 definitely had it. And it's such a great feature.
Starting point is 00:57:44 For the four, thank you, sorry. The MacBook had it. And it's such a great feature. Four. Four, thank you, sorry. The MacBook Pro that you buy today still has a headphone jack. No, I think the PS3 had it too. PS3 was Xbox 360 era, right? Yeah, I don't think the PS3 had a headphone port on it, did it? Didn't I play last of us
Starting point is 00:57:56 that I played on a PS3 or PS4? PS3, well, I mean, you may have played the remastered that's on four. I do not think the PS3 controller had a headphone port on it. All right it All right All right, let us know chat hot debate. I feel like the biggest thing in the tech Nephile world is everyone bitching about the notches and phones now I don't get it hot shit couldn't give a shit about that. I don't care either As long as like the sides are gone for video
Starting point is 00:58:20 I keep bumping my as long as the sides are gone. I'm fine with it, but they just disappear So who cares? It did not chance us. Okay, thanks, chat. But everyone's every time a new phone is announced, like, like, a size of that notch. Look at that thing. I saw the most in-depth article about phone notches. I'm sorry I read this, but I was like, someone was so passionate about it.
Starting point is 00:58:44 I had to read the whole thing. It was this guy talking about, like the horn ball. I was talking about how great, he said he hates notches. He hates us not knockout now, but how great the one on the Apple products is compared to the one on Google Android phones,
Starting point is 00:59:00 because the one on Apple, like I said, the easy way to do it is to make a 90 degree angle, but that's ugly, or you could just do a simple rounded curve, but that's kind of plain. But that the Apple one had just the right amount of curve. And he was showing like all these super zoomed in, close up photos, and drawing like arcs to show like how perfect it was. And how it was, it was, it was not the easiest way to make the phone, but it was the most beautiful way. And I was like, I've never spent more than 30 seconds
Starting point is 00:59:26 looking at the notch on my phone. Yeah, I just looked at it. I was like, I guess now my battery's a little higher up. Yep. Like I don't see what you've lost. Right. You can't, it's just because it's ugly. You've seen it for the first time.
Starting point is 00:59:35 Which part is the notch? Is that a black thing that isn't the screen that like comes down into the screen? It's like when you watch a white screen movie on a 4.3 display and you bitch that there's black parts at the top and bottom. Yeah, that's like you're seeing more. The one thing I just got the new iPhone. The one thing I don't like is that I can't have the battery percentage just showing. Yeah, it's done. Like you got to slide it down. Actually see the percentage. Because I'm used to seeing the
Starting point is 00:59:57 number. That's how I like it. Oh yeah, you're right. That's the one. That's the one great I have. It's not a big deal though. Still good for me. But I think God a fucking move to USB-C. It makes no sense why they haven't done that. No sense. Fire management is still shit. What? Just follow me through a fireman's garbage.
Starting point is 01:00:15 Complete garbage. Yeah. Yeah, I have no other services now. Online services to put your stuff up. When I have a phone that's got 128 gigabytes free on it, you know, not that much fucking music on there. That's got a nice knowledge. Also, they're constantly,
Starting point is 01:00:30 they're constantly doing the, you know what I mean? Did you see the, did we talk about the Trump forced alert, the presidential alert? I don't know, yeah. I think we ever talked about that. That was, but it wasn't Trump though.
Starting point is 01:00:41 It was the presidential alert. Was presidential alert, he happens to be the president. Well, sure. Yeah, but he wasn't that guy like a little typing shit. Well, I'm sure you're right. There were no typos in it. Everything was spelled and grammatically correct.
Starting point is 01:00:53 But somebody that like Chinese didn't accept it before he got in. Apple pushes mandatory presidential alerts to every iPhone. And some dude on Twitter just wrote, can I just get another U2 album? I thought it was so great. Remember when Apple did that, they made you download a U2 album?
Starting point is 01:01:08 I was, I was mad. I was, I was, I was, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was just taking up, I was like, I was just taking up, I was like, I was just taking up, I was just taking up, I was just taking up, I was like, I was just taking up, I was just taking up,
Starting point is 01:01:18 I was just taking up, I was like, I was like, I was just taking up, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was just taking up, I was like, I was just taking up, I was like, I was just taking up, I was like, I was just taking up, I was like, I was just taking up, I was like, I was just taking up, I was like, I was just taking up, I was like, I was like, I was just taking up, I was just taking up, I was like, I was like, I was just taking up, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was no way they would have been like, you'd take it off. So weird, dude. So that can be such weird choices sometimes. The problem I've got with the Lightning Cable too is,
Starting point is 01:01:28 I don't mind Lightning Cables, I just hate the fact that there's no unifying philosophy across their products anymore. It really feels like when Steve Jobs passed away, like it just fell into not so much a company with a strong vision anymore, it just feels like an amalgamation or a conglomerate of these different departments
Starting point is 01:01:46 is doing their own fucking thing at this point. Right, it seems like it's not as cohesive, which is weird because Tim Cook is so good at logistics and supply line, product supply line. It just seems like the overall control and unification of the whole platform is a little obscure. You can wait, this always goes back to someone who's bitch about the history of technology.
Starting point is 01:02:03 And that was 150 million PS2 sold in the US. Is that right? That's like half of people have one. It was an exceptional amount of 155 million units. That's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's got got. That's worldwide. That's the US. They sold 155 million units of this PS2. Worldwide. Worldwide.
Starting point is 01:02:26 The memory system, they still worked on memory cards in the PS2 era, okay? Sony makes the fucking PlayStation. They sold these memory cards that were like, I wanna say eight mags at the time, and for eight mags it was like 30 bucks. Something like that. Sony at the time, every other fucking product
Starting point is 01:02:45 that Sony sold at that point in time took something called memory sticks. Oh, the long one. Which were their proprietary memory format. But they were amazing at the time, but only Sony products used them, and you could get like, I think like up to like two gigs on one, which was a big fucking deal at the time,
Starting point is 01:03:01 or something like that, or a gig. And but then they were way cheaper per meg than eight bucks for $30. But it makes for 30. If they'd have put those on the fucking Sony PlayStation, then every 150 million people, or 150 units, would have been sold, and then people would have bought memory sticks for them as well.
Starting point is 01:03:19 And they would, they would more likely to buy other fucking Sony products because they already have memory sticks. But no, Sony wanted to make the extra like $20 on their eight megabyte memory cards for the PS2. So you couldn't use memory sticks in the PS2. It's one of the biggest misses I think in the history of technical. I remember when I bought that fucking memory card
Starting point is 01:03:39 for my PS2, that eight megabyte memory card, Frank was with me, who's the DM on Heroes and Halfwits, and I bought it, and he looks at me and says, wow, an eight megabyte memory card Frank was with me who's the DM on heroes and half-wits and I bought it and He looks at me says wow an 8 megabyte memory card. You're never gonna need to buy another memory card ever again Never gonna hold all your seat I mean, how many saves would it save on a piece and then the fucking PS2 didn't talk in the current in terms of like Megabytes or kilobytes it talked about blocks blocks I don't know how many blocks are in a megabyte. That's not a thing.
Starting point is 01:04:07 They used to kind of hide the capacity of some stuff. Like the original Xbox. I know that mine had 50,000 plus blocks, but I never once ate into the plus. The whole time I had it, it was just 50,000. Yeah. What was the capacity of that thing? Like 10 gigs.
Starting point is 01:04:23 Also remember Microsoft points instead of for the, instead of dollars for the currency and the pounds. It's like you had to buy points and keep this bank of points that you would then use. Did anyone still have Microsoft points? No, I think they cashed away. I had someone they did the conversion and they just gave you cash in your wallet or something.
Starting point is 01:04:41 I don't know where it was. Here, there it is. I'm weird about that too. When I buy something on steam, I won't use where it was. Here, there it is. I'm weird about that too. When I buy something on steam, I won't use my wallet funds. All right. It's weird. It's weird.
Starting point is 01:04:50 I don't know why. I have my wallet money and then I'm gonna buy something. Like it's games like 40 bucks. It's like, oh, you got 50 bucks in your wallet. I'm like, no. I never touch my wallet. I have nothing in there. Like I don't have.
Starting point is 01:05:00 Why do you have wallet funds? Is it really fun to sell? I think maybe to buy gifts for the kids and stuff like that. That's why I have it. But I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I just know that like, I consider wallet money on steam different than actual money.
Starting point is 01:05:09 That's your money. I guess so. I think the 50 bucks I have in there think came from a gift card. So that's why I did not put my wallet. And now I just like, well, you want to make it count. Rainy day. Rainy day. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:20 Might need that 50 bucks at some point. Buy some pub G keys. Also, community stuff. I buy anything like if I buy like a hat, you need wallet money to do that. You can't do that with a credit card. Oh, right. No.
Starting point is 01:05:29 And then they do this fucking thing on Steam, which killed the marketplace, where when you get a trade or anything, they just keep it in a limbo for seven days. And it's just like, that's a long time in video game time, man. If you're excited about a game and you're playing it, and it's enough to where you're going to go to the marketplace and buy something, and then they fucking hold it for seven days, give me a fucking book. We're gonna make a look too. You know what, what's the blizzard thing?
Starting point is 01:05:49 Like battle, battle, battle, battle, battle, battle, battle, you can't gift something to someone unless you've been friends for three days. Well, okay, that's weird to know. It's just like real life. There's a reason for that, I'm sure. Oh yeah, it's for, no. Like fraudulent shit, probably.
Starting point is 01:06:04 Yeah, same thing with the steam thing for seven sure. Oh, yeah. It's for like, Freud, you don't shit, probably. Yeah. Same thing with the steam thing for seven days. Right. But why does it matter? Because if you're gifting it, you're paying for it, giving it to someone else. Like, maybe you duped it, or there's like, there's something else elicit, or that's not a big one.
Starting point is 01:06:17 I want to say two that, how much is it even longer than seven days? But if I installed the steam authenticator on my phone, then it would knock it down to seven days. Like it was another step that they had. I forget what exactly what the timeframe was. It was just too fucking long. It was too long.
Starting point is 01:06:33 Somebody had somebody from the community, my command sent me a white hoodie for PUBG, and I just had to fucking sit there, waiting for it to come in. Here, let me read this. On a mind of everyone, this episode of Rishi Podcast is also brought to you by StitchFix. Ready to upgrade your look or wish you could give yourself just a little more style.
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Starting point is 01:07:49 He's quiet. Yeah. He's like, he's really starting to care about the way he dresses now. He's 16. 16, yeah. Get that age where it's like something. He's trying to press.
Starting point is 01:07:57 Yeah. I'm sure you think so. I just like a fucking big head. What do you think of a style? I like it. I like it a lot. Yeah. You just bought some like a, uh, uh, uh a, I'll have to describe like a baseball jacket, but it's really
Starting point is 01:08:09 cool. Like a varsity jacket. It's nice. Yeah, it kind of looks like it's going to be as like winter in Texas. We don't have winter coats. We just have little jackets. And so that's his jacket for this year. You know, I gave a jacket for like two or three years, but I'm not growing like six
Starting point is 01:08:22 years anymore. Yeah. So I got this jacket not Jack is bloody expensive. Yeah, I was just looking at all my stuff. It's like I just wear hoodies all through winter and it's that's fine here. Because it's not actually a kid that cold. It gets pretty cold. It's still like you can just bung a hoodie on.
Starting point is 01:08:36 It gets like below freezing sometimes. Hey, it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. Barbara's going to probably roll her eyes when I say this, but it's amazing to me. I wore a suit for the first Let's Play that you guys invited me to be on. Starrok.
Starting point is 01:08:53 Oh, and I snotted. Did you see that? I didn't, I saw, I heard them talking about it. I saw it to look it up. It's not came out of my nose. God, that was funny. I was laughing. It was so funny.
Starting point is 01:09:01 Why don't you like shit your pants on camera and everything like that? So that's a grand tradition. I love when Bernie like does things that are just so embarrassing, but like on the podcast, you're talking and you just spit. Yeah. But like you're at the point now where you don't give a shit. Oh, I don't care. Yeah. It was funny. It was really funny. Yeah, what you know, I don't know if I've ever always impressed by people who allow themselves to be shown throwing up on camera. That seems really personal to me. I don't know why. Yeah. But uh,
Starting point is 01:09:24 it's like all the veins in your head. Yeah, it's like, that's a moment just for me, right? I don't need to share this with the world. There is something so intimate about watching someone vomit. It is, because they have, hey wore a suit on the first, let's play that I was on ever because you guys finally invited me. And I wore that because Michael on his first day coming to Austin, he showed up. We went to pick him up at the airport.
Starting point is 01:09:53 Were you with me? No, no, no, I would pick him up at the airport. That's where I saw you, right? And Michael was wearing a full suit because he was going to start his career in Austin. And I said, I love this fucking kid. I love him. War of Students first day.
Starting point is 01:10:06 And then Begibbles on his first podcast appearance, he wore a suit. You know that? So I was like, I gotta continue this like underground tradition. Do it. I said, you did good.
Starting point is 01:10:16 I did, I did okay. You did okay. Blue book. Blue book. Blue book. So the video was great. What can't you play? Left for dead because that's all I know to play.
Starting point is 01:10:26 The editor did a little slow memory play on the book. It's good. Yeah. I was laughing so hard. We were doing something and then the phenomenal start to November. November. But we did get all the way to the end of that round of playing, right? That was part one of two. Got it.
Starting point is 01:10:45 Okay, let's spoil. No spoilers. Fun. What we did for the third video. I was talking with Michael about it yesterday. I don't know, we'll figure it out. We gotta record it sometime this week. Oh, what is that?
Starting point is 01:10:55 Yeah, that's fun, man. That's really fun. You can do that very often. You can forget how we used to do the podcast in this place. Like that agarreal, let's play that we did. Yeah. That agarreal, let's play was fun.. Yeah, agarreal. Let's play.
Starting point is 01:11:05 It was fun. It was really fun. It's not the crazy. How like the pito one. It's amazing. Yeah. What is your name? Your ball again.
Starting point is 01:11:13 I don't really mind touching children or something. I know what you named it. Well, you want to say you really want to say it again? You're in the child fucker. And I had to play in a public match with the name of my little agario thing. And then we fucking won. That was the most amazing experience ever. Every other round when we were in the game. Totally normal things.
Starting point is 01:11:33 Totally normal things. And then one with that one. I don't like this like incredible move like right at the end of the video. Oh, God. There's a weird thing too about Lesbos. It's just like amazing stuff happens. Just like they work out so well sometimes. We can streak with that.
Starting point is 01:11:45 I still love the ones where what game was it? Contagion? Contagion? We guys were bugs. Yeah. That was a divisive editing choice. And you edited out a voice and saw your. Yeah, that was so fun.
Starting point is 01:11:57 I think we'll start doing them again here pretty soon. We got the setup for it. Oh, yeah. Wait, is that what we don't do? We just lost the ability to do it? No, actually, I can talk a little bit about that. So we're bringing back, like a core show. So I started doing game time. We was part of the first week stuff and then wanted to finish him up. We did it. We did a weird thing. We did a stretch goals for a first week promotion that we did. And so
Starting point is 01:12:21 we got around to doing the stretch goals. I talked a little bit about this last week of like trying to change the way we approach stretch goals, but this one was I wanted to get them done in just in time for extra life because then it would help promote extra life. But maybe that was not a good strategy. Like I recorded some of them back in February and just held on to them
Starting point is 01:12:38 so it could put them out in time for extra life. Maybe we wouldn't do that next time, you know. Maybe just wait and just parse them out over the course of the year. There were a lot of people getting confused over what their stretch goal was from. Like a lot of people were saying, I only donated because of, I only donated to extra life because of the cooking with Gavin and Jeff. That was like, nothing to do with extra. It didn't have any of your natural life. Yeah. That was a, that was one of the first weeks for months apart. But I just put out one with a game time with
Starting point is 01:13:03 Mika, which I thought was an interesting one. It was one that I wanted to do because, you know, a lot of times, like we talk about Rishi-jeeth and it's like a great experience and everything seems so great. A lot like social media, everything seems great from the outside. But this was someone who had an experience
Starting point is 01:13:16 that was not that great that Rishi-jeeth and dealing with an audience. And she's doing great at Overwatch League's now. But I thought it was a great, like, candid look at her experience, Mika's experience at Rushi's. And I want to say thank you to her for let this put that out, because that was great.
Starting point is 01:13:34 And she wanted to have a good time. And it goes back to what was saying about earlier with the anonymity of it, is that they could be so brutal. Yeah. Oh, crazy. But we've got, I put out three. I put out John, I put out Ellie, and then Mika's. And I'm going to do one more with David Eddings.
Starting point is 01:13:51 We're going to be playing Bendy. But there's some stuff going on with Bendy, where it makes sense to kind of put that video out a little bit later. But the video's done. I'm just like, we're waiting to have better timing with some Bendy stuff. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:01 And so that'll come out. But the plan with Game Time going forward is we're going to move it to one of the, we're going to move it to the Rushi show. Basically, glitch please is moving over the podcast, is moving over to the Rushi channel. So we'll have a gaming podcast on the Rushi channel again. But it's going to become game time and it'll be a new version of the show, but it'll essentially be kind of a hybrid between the two where we're playing games
Starting point is 01:14:30 and just talking about stuff at the same time. So the visuals a lot of gameplay stuff, but it's less like- Are you still talking about games? Not, or current events for that week in the video game industry and stuff like that. So it's like a little bit of a hybrid between a podcast and a let's play,
Starting point is 01:14:42 and that's what game times are. And some games work a lot better for that than others right Well, there could be a lot of formats that we do for the show where the big game to play that week is a one-player game one person plays it Well, they're too talk and watch them play the game, you know, yeah But it's more engaging especially for people who play video games they want to watch like video games We did the cloudry stream today That's the game where you you actually you kind of do better if you're just on autopilot and you're not concentrating too much.
Starting point is 01:15:07 So it's a perfect game for just chatting for hours. Do you not have to discuss strategy and stuff? No, it's just you're far the line. You just can do it. You just, yeah, you just try and do that without paying too much attention. But I remember when we did our game time, we were playing Ricochet in Halo.
Starting point is 01:15:22 And when we were like getting into talking, we would just like walk around in circles and we wouldn't be able to concentrate the game. It's actually a poor choice for a game. Yeah. If you have to do a lot of talking about not the game. Yeah, like we at House of League would be hard. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:36 But some games lend themselves really well to just being very passive. It is, it's true. Yeah. And just have a conversation going on around it. So that'll be fun. And that'll be, we're bringing it back to the Rootie channel that'll probably be,
Starting point is 01:15:46 right on the start of the year, I think. We gotta wait until like the end of the quarter because glitch please is also down for sponsors, stuff like that. We gotta squeeze some podcasts let's play them before then. Yeah. Can I play? We get some, we'll finally have more.
Starting point is 01:16:00 Or we can just do a game time that's the podcast crew. Sure. And then it's all set up. It's all part of the schedule. I like how many different shows we have with different names that are people playing video games. Right. Go be like, Taylor. And they don't have a slightly different.
Starting point is 01:16:15 Oh yeah, they're all like different shows. But if you had to describe what it was, it's like as people playing video games. I'm gonna start a series called Let's Game. That's gonna be people playing video games and talking about things. Always playing. Always always playing. But playing games with my heart. We were at a meeting last week, was it the week before, where we were some people were trying to like pitch ideas for stuff that we could do or shows that we could make. And I think like three different people
Starting point is 01:16:42 in a row pitched always open. Yeah. We do that already. There's one person who was like, why don't we do a show where like people like write in about like their relationship problems. And then like, and then like we answer them on the show and like it could be from the audience, you know.
Starting point is 01:16:59 And it was like, I mean, now we're like looking at each other and just be like, oh, that's always open. I thought it was a joke after a while. Are they intentionally just saying, like they're trying to describe always open in different ways? Yeah, and then a second person pitched another show. It's like, oh, like what I have episodes where you talk about like different subjects each time, like sometimes you talk about like mental health and other things like like relationships and other like, two people not watching. By the third one Barbara was still being very gracious,
Starting point is 01:17:28 and Mary-O had had it. I could tell. She's like, that's our, we make that fucking show. And I'm like, it's okay. I don't expect everyone to like, I think that just means it's a good idea. It's a good idea for a show. It's a good idea.
Starting point is 01:17:38 There you go. The best ideas are simple. We come back next week. Yep. So check it out. Come back next week. So you're promoting with your always open shirt. Well, that was just for my mario costume But yes, can I have one of those? Sure What's that small extra small meet? Okay, meet me. Did you see that?
Starting point is 01:17:58 The reason I said David swimmer earlier do you see that? And Ash is gonna remember my game time too, so she'll be here, she's gonna come back to work on it. So that'll be okay, I'm looking forward to that. The David Schwimmer look alike, who stole beer in the UK. Yeah, did you see his recreation? Yeah, like, like, recreate it, I was not in the UK, I was in New York.
Starting point is 01:18:15 Like that fucking guy looked just like David Schwimmer. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I younger maybe. Maybe, I don't know. It's like kind of a low quality security camera too. So it's like, you can't really see like, is that him? Like it really did look like David Schwimmer within the UK stealing a bunch of beer for some reason. I think it would make him more identifiable too. Like everyone go, oh, I know the dude who looks like David Schwimmer. I know who that is. I think now he can get away with stealing stuff.
Starting point is 01:18:40 David Schwimmer. Yeah. Cause he could just blame it on that. Yeah, he could just do what he wants though. So here is a classic example to me of like social media not being a barometer for really anything whatsoever. David Schwimmer, massive star. 10 years of friends, nine years at least.
Starting point is 01:18:56 At least 10. Yeah. Huge hit. Those cast members were everybody on the planet knew who they were, the cover of every magazine, the movie, everything like that. David Traumberg has 500,000 Twitter followers, which is like, if Twitter had been around when he was on Friends, he'd have like 45 million, you know? It's just ridiculous. It's just a lot of timing for a lot of people, you know?
Starting point is 01:19:19 But it's like, but those things move on. And like, there's some YouTube channels who missed the monetization window. Yeah, they were so big before it met a tool. Ask an Inja. Yeah. Kent's thing, I think it was fucking huge. Like, four million views per video. I'm a damn.
Starting point is 01:19:34 And there was no partner program. They owe him a big check, dude. Big old check. Build that platform. I'm telling you, dude. A lot of people want to YouTube build that platform. Ask an Inja. I might be biased because can't,
Starting point is 01:19:46 the guy who created and produced Ask An Inja, he's a guy who showed me YouTube. Like he showed it to me for the first time. He's like here, we're putting our videos up on this. I'm like, yes, some other, it's like a video site. I thought I was like, you know, daily motion or whatever was else was out of the time. That was so many.
Starting point is 01:20:01 Yeah, and I was like, I was like, okay, he's, no, this was gonna be big. And I'm like, okay, let's take a look at it. So I looked at it and I was like, and I said, sucks, no's, no, this was gonna be big. And I'm like, I go, okay, let's take a look at it. So I looked at it and I was like, and I said, sucks, I'm always gonna use it. Did porn have exists before YouTube? No, but you're wrong. No, what was the old school porn site?
Starting point is 01:20:12 Style project, no. No. Style project, why? What a person, what a guy. What a guy. Pulled that one out of your fucking ass. Yeah, what people do for porn? You get torrents or you get a use net.
Starting point is 01:20:26 Use net was big for porn. Oh, yeah, use net, right? Yeah, I get a NNTP reader, get some coated use net files, down comes to 20. How do you know what you're getting was porn, they're not some like troll video. No, you didn't. Or virus.
Starting point is 01:20:38 Yeah, yeah, no idea. I feel like the worst thing would be if you're midway through watching it and then all of a sudden something else comes into the video, just like some troll. Oh, Rick, Rick Astley. Yeah, Rick Astley. You know, Madonna actually did something like that.
Starting point is 01:20:53 Oh, yeah. Here's the go during the Napster era. She leaked her own song. Yeah. And it was a recording of her just going, what the fuck do you think you're doing over and over again? And it was huge backlash for. Really?
Starting point is 01:21:03 Yeah, huge backlash. For her trying to fight against piracy? Yeah, people were mad at her because they wasted their time downloading it. Well, the only people who would see it would be the people who... Right, she's telling to fuck the one. Yeah. So it was, but it was interesting. I thought that was an interesting approach. She's powerful lady though, man.
Starting point is 01:21:19 She can pull that off and doesn't put too big a dent in her. She's still going, right? Madonna. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know what's the last Madonna song that I heard? New one. I'm going tonight, I'm going to check out New Madonna. Like, what's the last year of Madonna album came up?
Starting point is 01:21:32 I thought she's rebranding herself, New Madonna. Well, she was like a club phase. Like, she's like EDM music and stuff. She's just on the Justin Timberlake, didn't she? Is she really? Oh, Justin Timberlake. That made me think of Justin Bieber. And that made me mad. Oh, is this about the fucking burrito thing?
Starting point is 01:21:50 Yes, it's about the burrito thing. So there was that picture that came out last week or whatever. And it looked like Justin Bieber was eating a burrito sideways. People were sharing it and they were pointing out like, how crazy is it? Like he's holding it like this and eating like on top. And how do you usually eat it, Maria? From the end.
Starting point is 01:22:09 And I saw it. I saw it. I saw it and I thought, well, I'm sure he's doing that. There's like a photo or they're filming something like no sane person eats a burrito that way. Like I'm sure that it's just a photo that's taken out a context. No one wants a messy burrito.
Starting point is 01:22:23 Right. That's there is. And I came out the other day that it's stage. photo that's taken out of context. No one wants to messie, Buria. Right, that's there he is. And I came out the other day that it's staged. That's not Justin Bieber. It's someone. They actually staged it in a way where they were like, we could make this photo go viral. Right. They, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they I was believed it and shared it. Who did? Everyone, it was everywhere. You're one of them.
Starting point is 01:22:46 You're sharing it right now? I'm sharing it, it's over. I didn't share it before it fucking came out. You just were talking about it. Because he knows it's constructed. You part of the problem, man. I can't wait. I'm a handser in the air,
Starting point is 01:22:56 that's I feel the air. I'm what you guys can't win, man. There's no winning. Who do you mad about? It was obviously stage or something was wrong with it. And then now of course it's like, oh yeah, of course it wasn't him. So why you mad about that? Why don't you just be like, oh, I don't believe it and shared it. But you want to know what he gave critical thinking.
Starting point is 01:23:12 But you're one of those people who didn't critically think about it. You voted, I hope you didn't. You got mad at the burrito. You got mad at the burrito. You might not have shared it, but you spent part of your mind shared. He didn't, he's only talking about it now because he knows it's a viral thing, it was constructed. It was the whole thing you were saying about nobody saying it's a burrito like that.
Starting point is 01:23:30 Right, that's a reaction. Right, and I didn't share it, I didn't talk about it because it was obviously taken out of context. But you're taking your, you're taking time out of your day to think about it. It was in my feet, I was scrolling through Twitter and there's a picture of Justin Bieber eating a burrito sideways.
Starting point is 01:23:43 But it wasn't. See, you're still in this fixed reality where you think it's Justin Bieber. You know what I was talking about right now? 2015 was Rebel Heart. 2015? I hate you. I'm down low in Rebel Heart tonight, dude.
Starting point is 01:23:56 People get really offended. How about Joule? She got anything out now? Fiona Apple. Anybody? Joule? I don't know. I think of like, from Madonna era. I think we have the same birthday. Fiona Apple does need to make another album. You and Jewel? Me and Jewel and John Collins.
Starting point is 01:24:06 There was a... Muhammad Ali. There was a tool, I think, Maryam Webster put out. And Christopher Merrick. You could put in your birth year and it would tell you terms that appeared in print for the first time that year. Oh no, in the dictionary. Right.
Starting point is 01:24:24 Words that were added to the dictionary. And for the year I was born, anti-aliasing was added. Really, that's interesting. Wow. So you've been around just as long as digital artifacts. Anti-aliasing and I are just as old. A cyber porn was one of the ones that for me. Nice.
Starting point is 01:24:38 Or something to do with porn and cybering. It was like nice. The cyber? The cyber. Did you have cyber-sikes? Oh, I got Dave Vautista. Oh like nice. 99 sweet. The cyber. Did you ever cyber sex? Oh, I got Dave Vautista. Oh, nice. Did you ever cyber sex?
Starting point is 01:24:50 What is that? What do you mean? Jace is like, typing sex? Yeah, like chatting with someone, being like, I'm taking off my shirt. No. Really? No, I didn't.
Starting point is 01:25:01 Did you guys? No, I think I was at a weird age where like that didn't exist when I was younger and then like I was older by the time That was the thing I was like I'm not gonna do that stupid. I was like prime age for it. You did it Whatcha birthday gift what you made twenty second twenty third So who I'm not who do you cyborg like what kind of shit you talk about? sex I mean like what would you go for there was one of the earliest memes on the internet with the Cybersex one.
Starting point is 01:25:28 And Ashley actually uses it on the all the time. I put it on my wizard hat. I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, where you at? Like, she's out of town. She's like, I'm heading back to the hotel. I go, going back to the hotel, what's up? And she just writes, I put it on my robe and wizard hat.
Starting point is 01:25:40 She writes it every fucking time. That's a great one. It is a great one. It was like a, some of you would hoax people in the Cybersex. Put on my robe and wizard hat. What is like, I cast writes it every fucking time. That's a great one. It is a great one. There's like a, for some reason, hoax people into cyber sex. Put up my robe and was there, what is like a cast level 10 irauticism?
Starting point is 01:25:50 It's something, yeah. Like they want a role play, but it's, it's, I don't know how I missed that. I just, I didn't know that. Because I wanted, ungab, anyone like that. Day that you were born, you are the six most famous person
Starting point is 01:26:04 that has your birthday according to... Famous birthday stuff? And I don't know any of these people. Oh, Jason Nash and O'Jayson Nash, the Vine Guy. I can't say the Vine Guy anymore. But who's curly headed JJ? JJ, JJ. Look at this, he's a TikTok star.
Starting point is 01:26:17 Really? What is JJ? Curly headed JJ is more famous than you? What is it, what's TikTok? Is that one of those singing musicals? Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna go take a look. He's much more relevant than what I'm doing. Did Slomo guys time? Is that one of those singing music? Oh, yeah. I've got a tick doll. He's much more relevant than what I'm doing.
Starting point is 01:26:26 Did Slomo guys? Yeah. He put a lot of effort into it. I'm sure Curly had a J.J.J. does great stuff. And then stuff you want to picture. You know who else has great stuff? I have great stuff. Ruby Volume 6.
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Starting point is 01:27:12 George Washington. And Steve Irwin. Is he more popular than me? Yeah, you've got a lot of people in your country. Steve Irwin is also going to get a lot of legit famous people on your birthday. Who the hell is on that? Two bear more.
Starting point is 01:27:20 Oh yeah, I knew that one. Steve Irwin, Robert Kardashian. Why isn't it their website that tells you which celebrity died on your birthday? No, I don't know about that. What's kind of creepy? I think so What's that we got a curly head of JJJ? I hear curly head of JJ being murmured and coldly headed JJ die We're trying to look up curly head of JJ No, don't say a Cree.'s just, it's what a weird term. I'm July 2nd.
Starting point is 01:27:46 By the way. What's that? Oh, is this him? July 2nd. He's way more adorable than you are. I'm looking forward to that. Oh, I'm glad that that's not difficult. Is it?
Starting point is 01:27:54 July 2. I think Margot Robbie was one of the other things. Yeah, that's kidding, really? She's, by the way, I didn't realize how much Margot Robbie and Jamie Pressley look like each other. Oh, yeah. I saw side by side photos of them.
Starting point is 01:28:09 And it's fucking crazy. It's really crazy. There's subtle differences, but yeah, they like, if you put them side by side, it's, it's uncanny. Like, I think there's types, right? Like I think, I look at like Nicole Kidman and it's going to seem weird because they're very different like personality and everything. But Nicole Kidman reminds me of Ann Margaret. Like if you look at Ann Margaret singing by by birdie, it just reminds me of Nicole Kidman
Starting point is 01:28:31 today. It's weird to see these like old stars like Robert Redford and Brad Pitt. It's just like, it's crazy how it's like, I wonder if that like people were famous back then kind of set our aesthetic in our heads. Yeah. And they've been praised. But Jamie Presley and Margarabi are fucking twins. There's a great video, you guys know Jenna Marles, obviously.
Starting point is 01:28:49 Her and her boyfriend have a video where her boyfriend can't tell the difference between and half away, Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock. What? What? He can't tell the difference between them. So they're doing this thing where Jenna would pull up pictures and he would have to identify who it was. There's one thing where she pulled up a website that was a thousand pictures of Julia Roberts
Starting point is 01:29:08 And she was like, okay name all the people and so he went through them He's like that's Julia Roberts that's in half the way that's Julia Roberts the Sandra Bullock and he's just going through them And then they just look to the side and it says a thousand pictures of Julia Roberts Wow, yeah, Margaret Robbies on yours. Lindsay Lohan. Look at you. Yeah. Larry David. That's a good one. My brother. Some couple of boxers. That's about it. Richard Petty. Richard driver. Who do you have? What'd you do? You was ready? Yeah. Chris Simmons. I feel like that's not as interesting as which words were added to you. Yeah, that's it. Like a bad website.
Starting point is 01:29:48 Probably. But these are relevant. Sorry. Sorry. That's a workout to everyone's satisfaction. You know what Gavin says? Yeah. I just don't know that much about Twitter. So the the common ground documentary is coming out this Friday. Yeah, I give you one to write everyone. We've been we worked on that for quite a while and I'm excited to see. I'm like I love you. You're gonna learn a lot about Gus. It's gonna be available free for public, I believe as well, for a couple days.
Starting point is 01:30:15 Is it? I think from the second until the 8th of November, it'll be free for everyone to watch. Nice. Well, I hope everyone gets a chance to go watch it. It's a I think I whenever I've been talked about it online, I see people get very angry and political about it, but the documentary tries to take a very informative approach. Well, it tries to,
Starting point is 01:30:36 well, the name of the documentary's common ground. It tries to convey that there's multiple sides to the issue and it's not preaching that one side is necessarily better than another. It's just trying to give people people think it's super pro immigration or something? Yeah. Or just trying to take a stance on what's going on right now with immigration.
Starting point is 01:30:53 Yeah. And it's like a lot of our docs where we kind of set out like wanting to do it about one thing but then you find the story that it's really about along the way. It's been almost every doc's been like that. Yeah, absolutely. And I want to talk about it a lot more once it's on about along the way. Right. It's been almost every doc spent my time. Yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 01:31:05 And I want to talk about it a lot more once it's on. People see it. I'm curious to see what the reaction is. But it took a lot of time, a lot of driving. This podcast is three fourths immigrants technically. Yeah. Well, you're an immigrant. Well, a child of a generation.
Starting point is 01:31:22 What generation would you be at this point? First, second. So the first is the one that comes across in second is there right? I thought it was immigrants and then they have first generation that's what I thought I used to think that to really the first generation is an immigrant. We had a one of the former stars from a previous Rupert documentary. I saw just recently got a cool new gig Kyle Craven better known known as Bad Luck Brian.
Starting point is 01:31:47 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He got a job as like a spokesperson for McDonald's. It's a pretty cool fucking gig, dude. I saw, I got one of his pre-rolls on YouTube and I finished watching his ad and I went to church McDonald's. It's like, yeah. Yeah, fast food can do that to you, man.
Starting point is 01:32:04 Taco Bell, I never think about Taco Bell until I see a Taco Bell commercial, I'm like, I want fucking Taco Bell. I just don't remember. I just don't remember. That day when the Doritos, Locos, Tacos, things came out with the Doritoshell. You, this was at 636, you came into the kitchen,
Starting point is 01:32:17 you're like, who wants to go with me to get these right now? And you and I went, I think we got like seven of them. They're so good. Yeah. I did something I've done, I've done, I've never done. For the first time, I was handed a big Mac and I didn't eat it. Really? Yeah. Where and what? And then I tried to point it off on, I do only people I bumped into, like,
Starting point is 01:32:36 John Reisinger and people who were super in shape. Why did you want to? Michael. Well, I said, who else? Who do you think of this company would hand anyone a big Mac? Yeah, I, I just eat in breakfast and he was like, yeah, big Mac, it was like 10 a.m. And I was like, Hey, I'm full. And also, I don company would hand to anyone a big Mac? Yeah, I just, I just, the imbrat first and he was like, yeah, big Mac, it was like 10 a.m. and I was like, hey, I'm full. And also I don't really want to eat a big Mac at 10 in the morning.
Starting point is 01:32:49 He's got all those sweet coins. You got all those coins too from Gondles. Those little, yeah, 50th anniversary ones. You spent any, you spent any of those? No. See, Michael's not either. He's keeping them. I think they're gonna be worth more
Starting point is 01:33:00 than a big Mac eventually. It was the one of the hardest things I've ever done. And I wasn't even hungry. I was like, I just want to eat this. Do it. I didn't. It's delicious. Tough.
Starting point is 01:33:09 Well, it's about time I wrapped this up. Oh, is it really? Hold on, let me go and my notes real quick. Don't be shy. I'm not like, you still post show too. Then we do have a post show. I was kidding. I think I'm going to miss that.
Starting point is 01:33:18 Well, while you while you read, I saw an article earlier today that the Titanic 2 is setting sale in 2022. They're building a replica of the Titanic and they're going to run it. The exact same route, the Titanic one ran. Same amount of life. But they have more life. Same time of year. I don't know about the time of year. I don't think they're still building the ship.
Starting point is 01:33:36 So they're not going to go on that. What I would never get on that book. So they're building it. They're building it in China. So I'm going to sell it from China to Dubai, then Dubai to the UK, then from the UK to New York. How many people are gonna replicate the jack? Oh my God. I'm flying.
Starting point is 01:33:52 This is where the whole trip is gonna be a line of people waiting to get up. Or if you're in the middle of the bow. Yeah, like the string quartet that gets tired to be on that ship, you know, that's gonna be like a whole thing too. They should make like five bows. Yeah, like they fan out.
Starting point is 01:34:05 There was a, I read an article about a $15,000 a month. Is that your beer? He's putting your whole hand on top of my face. Sorry, buddy. This morning, there's a $15,000 a month rent penthouse in New York and nobody lives there. $15,000. You notice you used to work?
Starting point is 01:34:26 porn. Instagram accounts. That's how they fund the penthouse. The people who own it, they just rent it out to Instagram or just come and pretend like they have this cool fucking. I'm looking it up. That sounds crazy. And Los Angeles, you said?
Starting point is 01:34:38 No, it's New York. How much they charge per Instagram use? Don't fucking know, dude. I mean, it's 2400 square feet. For 15 grand a month a month. I mean, I'm sure if you live in New York 2400 square feet, so I'll blot But that's for 15 grand a month. That's fucking that's a lot That's a lot you look at it is a 15 grand a month. I get it right? Yeah, you nailed it Yeah, and they use it for Instagram. So that was fucking amazing. Yeah, I was looking at the entire different Instagrammers Like sitting in the same bed. Yeah, like recreating the exact same photo.
Starting point is 01:35:05 It's a gosh, really? I mean, when you stop, just pause for a moment and think about that, it's like, what are we doing? Isn't there also like a private jet that people could rent to do Instagram stuff on? There's lots of like fractional on it. I've seen that where it's like not even a jet that takes off.
Starting point is 01:35:19 Yeah, it's just like the body, it's on the ground. Who was it that did that like Lil Wayne or someone? Somebody, somebody. Lil Bawal. Lil Bawal. he took a picture in front of the private jet was like, you know, you know, just doing business and then someone else took a picture of him just in the in a normal plane like going to this place you said he was going, but he's just on a normal call out. Yeah, just like an economy or something like that. Such a weird thing to lie about. So we're gonna lie about it. It's also kind of a weird thing to call someone out on
Starting point is 01:35:44 too. It's like who gives a shit? Who cares? Yeah, who gives a shit? What do you cop? Who gives a fuck? Instagram, Instagram police. I mean, yeah, it is one of those things. It's like, yeah, who cares?
Starting point is 01:35:53 So do the people in this penthouse? Do they sleep there? Do they spend a night? Or is it just let you go in for a- Yeah, that's it. Wow. I think it's an incredible business model. That's fucking somebody thinking there.
Starting point is 01:36:00 Also like not even- They're not even gonna put a fucking penthouse. That nice. Paid four. Wow, you don't approve of that. That is not fucking put us. That nice. Paid four. Yeah. Wow, you done a proof of that. Dad, is it not nice? That's fucking nice.
Starting point is 01:36:07 It's nice. I don't think it's like, like I was imagining something. Oh, it's very, very luxurious. 500 bucks a day. That $15,000 a month. The 30, 30 days in a month. It's like buying an Xbox every day. That's like saying that the risk Carlton,
Starting point is 01:36:21 he probably spent 500 bucks a day to stay there. Probably, you know, probably, maybe, maybe, probably. All right. You got anything else? I won't talk too much about it, but just go see the movie upgrade. You can get it on digital and rental. Now punchy one. Yeah, dude. Go get it. Good. It's a fun fucking movie. It's a really. Also go vote. Yeah. I did this here in Texas. This is the last week of voting. I went in on Saturday of early voting. I went also went to you know, you're here for this I told the story last week. It took 45 minutes. I got to the front of the line
Starting point is 01:36:50 and I just ran out of time for a call so I had to like walk away just as they were about to check my license. So I went back on Saturday morning at 8 a.m. Dude, there was 12 machines there and eight of them were wide open. I just walked straight in. Oh, wow. Yeah, do early voting. Now the big rush of early voting is over and it's not yet the election day, go vote. No, this is the time we go. And we go, I'll walk a back. And we got a water back. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:14 Oh man, I had a great interaction of the coffee shop over the weekend. You want to tell them the push? We'll tell them the push. All right, thanks for watching everybody. We'll see you guys next time. See you have great. Let's get moving.
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