Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Bloody Bathroom Beef - #334

Episode Date: July 28, 2015

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Casper out over there linda and linda calm. Oh, I didn't see the casper it's right in the middle look at you It's like a ghost. Oh stop. They don't hear that This is Gus this is Gavin this is Barbara Louds is good we can always hear Gavin get really usually gets the god Mike the laugh We always talk about it. I'm sure nobody can even fucking hear it. Welcome who cares? We talk about what we want They're not the boss of us. Wow look at you. Lainey Down. So I got a sabre to start off by saying, you made a very good book recommendation by recommending the Martian to me.

I've been enjoying. I'm not done with it yet. I'm still getting through it, but it's really good. Right away they start with the math. I was like, yeah. I mean, it kicks right into survival math. Yeah. That's the best part of it too. It's a guy surviving with mathematics. It's like Gus is greatest

The mathematics and and science you listening or doing what's listening mathematics? No science and most importantly Solitude Important ingredient in the market is that murder? Uh, no, maybe maybe some murder a little bit of murder Some murder. Are you wearing a twa is that tumble? Oh, yeah, so Should we talk about you and I went to VidCon this weekend. Yeah, we did. I should have good time.

Probably the first time. I had a blast at VidCon. I had an absolute blast. It was more sedate on the, I think a 10D side this time. There weren't as many roving packs of like screaming 12 year olds. They were, they existed. I think we did, they just weren't following you guys.

They never were following us in the past. No, I mean, nice. Hey, hey, hey, okay. Let's see yours to that. No, they did they're just weren't following you guys. They never were following us in the past. I mean nice Okay, let's see your step. You know tiny little big. I know They probably probably most of the people attending Vidcon were born in like 2001 after the millennium Yeah, I probably said there's they're all gonna show the thing part. I can't read there. We go. Thank you I was gonna send them throw them the good one, but okay, okay There we go. Thank you. I was going to send them, throw them the good one, but we're all good.

So VidCon. So I got this hat as part of it. It works with the T-Stance War, but it sounds like a great organization. I got this hat. The biggest thing of VidCon, let me swing the way this works from a business. So when we go to RTX, we have a lot of exhibitors that are video game exhibitors, we have a bunch of panels, we have special guests, and then we have all the Ruchiteeth cast members. And we have a lot of stage shows basically based around Ruchiteeth productions.

VidCon is more so just about, there's no VidCon staff, like John and Hank Green are huge draws, but mainly it's about all the different people, people like Gavin and Hannah Hart and Grace Helping and General Marbles is there and Tyler Oakley like all the everything literally I would say probably 95% of all the major YouTube stars are there as special guests. They have an extraordinarily high batting average. I mean really really high. It's like the YouTube event essentially. It essentially is.

And it's in Southern California where a lot of those people are based. Yeah. Like PewDiePie wasn't there. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. What is the number one dude? But that was it. Where was it in LA? It's in Anaheim.

Anaheim, okay. Okay, so I've never seen him at an event. But I was amazing, because we had yellow badges. There were like creators who had red badges or something. Yeah, we got red. And then he said purple badges. Yeah, and then featured creators like guests had yellow badges.

And that was so many. Like I went into a floor like there was a room Where it was just yellow badges only I didn't recognize a single person in there. It was probably like a hundred people Yeah, you get any of these people are you getting these elevators and go down and be like everyone with you was with yellow badges And you're like I know and none of these people in this elevator know who I am I don't know who anybody else in the elevators But then the elevator doors would open and it didn't matter what floor you were on It would open and somebody would be waiting to get on the elevator and they would see somebody in the elevator They would be like, hey shit. It's basically like everyone recognized everyone, but we individually didn't recognize each other

Yeah, it's exactly right and you like you would go to a meetup where you'd have tons of people and you talk to people for like two hours Then you just walk across the lobby and like people would just like who's the old guy with the fuck? walk across the lobby and like people were just like who's the old guy with the fuck the fuck you're the last one basically. There was one like quite surreal moment where it was we were all walking down the street it was you, me, Freddy Wong and Felicia Day all walking down the street and fans were like well they didn't know who they wanted to get a picture with first because it was like they recognized all of us. Well I actually have that with you now a lot when I go to events with you because if they talk to you first

I don't know if they're a slummo guys fan or a rushuji fan You know, it's like I don't know like half the time. Yeah, so then you always ask you want me as well and they're like Yeah, they're like like we can we take a picture and I'm standing there go I go I go Do you want me to take it? You want me in the picture like I get the picture? You know what I mean? Or they're like I don't know take the picture. Are you sad? You know, it's, it's, it's, it's, uh, you're the older brother, right? It all depends. Yeah, it all depends. But the, uh, the crazy thing was, was they put together, um, like a gift bag.

So there's like 200 special guests from one I can guess. And they have a hotel room for each person. It might be more. It's like two to three floors of just like all those YouTube creators, just in one place. Yeah, they have a hotel room for every person. Yeah, almost every person. Gavin, Gavin, Gavin did I have a hotel room and he was not happy about that.

Why didn't they book you a hotel room? Did they just forget about you or your booking what didn't go through? I don't know. You're gonna recruit a shout out to Bernie. He'll let me sleep in his room. Yeah, sleep. You guys shared a room? Yeah, I assume that they just got one for Gavin.

No, no, we tried. We tried everything and we tried everything, but it was just it's convention. If you know what we were, we were in the left for back and forth for a bit. I was like, you know, could you do this? And they're like, well, you might as do this and eventually it ended up with just being me just being like this. And then I'm going.

And then I then we left. But it's a little hard to be upset because in like, they're like, okay, just go down and get your badge. And we got a little gift bag for you I'm like okay, we got on get the gift bag and usually get the gift bag you like a thank you and then you like put it down As vast as you can yeah, so you'll have like amplits or imagine it or like a line it and you just Not the case at VidCon This was like the worst item in the entire gift bag. It's pretty bad. I like this. It's a nice hat

It's in big. I like this. It's a nice hat. It's my tumbler hat Here I was gonna wear I was gonna do a thing where it's like I have my normal hat And I put this only on when we talk about emotional stuff and I Was upsetting to me, but I actually like my tumbler hat They gave us in the bag they gave us a Over the course of the whole weekend we got a drone What are you like did they give you multiple things throughout the weekend? No, we also did another thing But we just did another thing like we got a drone the power drone. We're like, did they give you multiple things throughout the weekend? No, we also did another thing, but we just did another thing. But we got a drone. We got a drone. We got a drone. And we got a Canon power shot camera. Yeah, it was like a $700 camera.

Yeah, Gavin looked it up and they gave us an iPad mini 16 gig. It's like, this is like the fucking greatest thing ever. So we just handed us this bag like what so immediately I took this bag I was like I wonder if I could sell this for a hotel You probably could so it was yeah, that was that was nuts I've never been given like a bag like that ever no I've never heard of it. I've Why don't if you're interested in being a special guest at RTX why don't you come check out how great our bags are how great are our bags Little bit of Rootishi merch in there.

They have the program book and... They have a Lanier bag. They have a Lanier bag. And some other cool inserts. I hope you like an extra small people like Grape Shirt. That's what you're getting in your gift bag. Yeah, we had... It's a mystery grab of the greatest

unsold merchandise Whoever whoever put that whoever put that together was was really working hard. They did an awesome job I mean, that's the draw of VidCon is the guest. There's really that's all there is to it So they're gonna invest a lot of money in that. Yeah, there's a lot of weird stuff surrounding that too like We we definitely had a lot a lot of fun It was a lot of fun because we had to catch up with a lot of people We saw a lot of people that you know that I like a lot of fun because we had to catch up with a lot of people. We saw a lot of people that, you know, that I like a lot. We were right across, our hotel was right across from Olga K. She was there.

She's not like started a business where, I didn't wear my socks today. I'll wear them next time. You messed up. I did. You promised to. I did. I'm gonna wear them on the next one though.

But she started a line of socks called Mouche walks. And she's, what's going on back there? Adam's getting pizza. He's glowering at us, ain us and really I think we broke the website. Yeah, she's like it. Olga was across the hall from Bernie and Garrett. What's glowering? Looking menacingly.

I didn't know that was the way Adam looks basically. That's glowering. No, you're fine. Your ray of sunshine, Adam. Sorry, my thing's going off. Oh, no. Funny I haven't traveled together in a while. You're a ray of sunshine Adam. Sorry my things going off. Oh. Now. Bernie and I haven't traveled together in a while.

Yeah. And I forgot how bad it is. It's fun. We had a good time. Hey, hey, he snores like a bitch. Yeah. And like I've said this before, it sounds like the noise you make when you're making fun of someone's snoring. Yeah.

It's just like a cartoon snoring. Not even kidding, it's louder than that. I tried to record you snoring a couple times. I do not snore you Meg Jerry She went home to get some sleep before you get there probably because you used to you snoring all night I once got snored out of a hotel room by Jack Patillo I snored a lot of room one time. He's like no matter how tired I am like I was at the point was like If I go out of my hotel room and sleep in the hall it might not sound as loud out there

We should know if then we put Jack in one bed and Bernie and the other and Mike Mike You fucking start to it involves like a British nor involves like a metronome pendulum thing Yeah, who ever loud as good American snore you can't have a pendulum that goes three ways So yeah, you can if you put you in the weekend you're pretty snore you're like Finally decided to go see a doctor about my snoring. Did you yeah? I think Esther's gonna murder me if I don't get something done about it It's really bad. What's the issue with you? I have apnea so I stopped breathing when I'm asleep and I guess that contributes to like super extra loud snoring. Yeah, yeah, I don't that'll kill you too. And Esther has

put up with a lot with you. Yeah, she does. She knew she was getting into it. Absolutely. Oh, man. Oh, way. This is a catch. He's a gem. He looks good. Married. He looks, he's dressing well too. You don't, you're not, maybe not so much today, but usually you've been like tip top looking good. Oh, just nice machines. I, uh, when we first got married, Estonia were living in a different place than we live now. And like, I don't know shortly afterwards, uh, one night I woke up because she punched me.

And I was like, what was that for? She was, you're fucking snoring. She's keeping me awake. I can't fall asleep. She punched me. She was so she punched me and I actually punched me all the time. I just don't wake up. Is it in the face around the arm? That was in the arm. Okay, it's been we mean that was on the arm. Was it one that was in the face? No, I tripped Stop

Stop can I have your tumbler hat? Like tumbler hat, wait so even though even though burning I stayed in the same room we somehow still struggle to meet up together Because he's so bad a communication on text. No, I'm good. We've still struggled to meet up together. Because he's so bad at communication on text. No, I'm good. We've got this picture that I tweeted of a stupid conversation. We're basically just meeting for breakfast. Yeah. And it was a nightmare. We're staying in the same room and it was a nightmare. Also, do you talk about it before leaving the room or was it after? No, I was just like a given. Like usually we go and get breakfast usually at the mariet because the hilton is with packed but did you know sheeraton

now as i'm sure you guys can imagine as well gavin had nothing on his itinerary they gave him a badge to con he had no response to the poor lady did not have a problem so he never panel he didn't have a presentation or anything like that he's had to go and be gabin like going to receive a bag i received a bag free ipad and a drone for an drone for an athletic cannon camera that's what life is like being Gavin free yeah so imagine I I had to organize pretty much everything like even the meals like I had to like tell Gavin he didn't even go to my keynote

speech okay why did Gavin free not go to Bernie's because Gavin free is a very good friend that's why you had no idea where it was or when it was I asked him and he told me the wrong time I said what times your keynote he said it for No, I'm done and then I was like going down. I was like killing time before the keynote Yeah, I bumped into him in the lift as it was going and we're like both going to her hotel room It was like we there do you see it and I was like what The keynote and you like you're a bad friend. I was like you said it was a four That's totally your fellow. Oh, yeah, I did so Gavin. Yeah, I'm totally right

Yeah, you're in the you're in the you're in the Want me to go in my defense? No, I thought it was a four But you what would you got there at the right time? I want to rehearsal and you didn't say oh by the way it's a one. I didn't ever do that. No you're right. But still you missed it in your bad friend. You could have also picked up a program at any point and make sure.

He was too busy carrying his drone and his iPad and his can and camera around. It was a solid lineup too. How was the keynote? A solid lineup. Who did they have then? So the keynotes this year, what does that mean? I mean, they must have been someone good, right? Oh, the keynotes were like right before me was Freddie, then me and then after me was Felicia. Jesus, three keynotes? Oh no, no. They did like, the keynotes there are seven minutes long. They're basically about as, I figured it out finally. They're about as long as I figured it out finally.

They're about as long as a vlog brother's video. Because the vlog brother's John and Hank Green, they started VidCon. So I guess they think, if you get your point across in seven minutes, get the fuck out, right? So everybody did, it's kind of something different. And I had actually had a lot of trouble,

as I'm sure you guys can imagine, condensing down to seven minutes. Last year we had like 12 to 15 minutes, but this year we only had seven. So it's like one after the other. Mr. Robyn, you guys know Michael Buckley who does the What the Buck Show? No.

You really don't? You'd know him if you saw him. He was like in the original like days with like Lisa Nova and Shay Carl and all those big stars. Okay. Michael Buckley, he's a little bit older than most of them, but he's like super personable, like super nice guy. Anyway, he was like the MC for the day and there was lots of people some people I didn't recognize

And then like You know my little run when I was in that room was Hank Green was in there and Felicia and Freddie Wong and then KC Nistat who you would also know if you saw he does he's the guy who took all that money from Nike and instead of making the commercial Like he was supposed to do he just went around the world with his friends until the money ran out of it. Yeah, it's really a barbs smiley. It was great. It was a great video. And so it was a lot of fun.

And I have to say like seeing Felicia was great because I haven't seen her in a long time and I usually when I see her it's only for like a little bit at the time. And she's, she's the most probably one of the most genuine people in the world. Like she's exactly like the personality that she portrays. When I showed up her her soul, she goes, when are you going? I said, I'm going after you. She goes, do you have a PowerPoint?

Do you have a PowerPoint? I go, yeah, I have PowerPoint. She goes, shit. She's walking about it. And she got all the erotic about it. She goes, how many pages are in your PowerPoint? So then I was like, I just, I had like six, because it's seven minutes.

I go, I have 28. She's like, mother. She's like walking around. She's like walking around. She's like me. And she was, it was so funny. It was so funny, it's so cute how neurotic she was about it. And then when we came back later for the actual keynote, it's I was like, I just want to let you know,

I added like three or four PowerPoint pages to my thing between now, between your personal now. It's like, I knew it. I knew it. And of course Freddie was the best because I go Freddie, what's your keynote going to be about? He goes, don't know. And I'm like, you're actually going on like five minutes ago. Yep. He had like one PowerPoint slide and that was it

And he's like hit it and it was like the punch line to a joke. Of course Freddie is so laid back He went out to a meal with all of us wearing sweatpants that look like actual trousers They were like designed that way he had it was wearing a belt with a sweat like a Tress sweatpants He had his brain about with this was it like a new dress sweat pants They had a living in the dream. Yeah, we have a lot of doing it It's why was I doing this differently in any other point? Do you have Apple TV today? Yeah, we don't have it I don't know if we could change our input over here so we can see it

But yeah, and we had also meet up. We met tons of great people And they were really cool about it last year I when I tweeted about that I was gonna do a meetup at VidCon When I was there last year I got contacted by the organizer saying, no, no, no, do not have a meetup outside the doors. Don't block the main areas. And it's like, and it's also like I was inviting, I get it, I was inviting non-badge holders. So I could have it outside and they're kind of like, hey, our event is badge based so. They didn't say that, but I kind of got it. This year, nope, they didn't care at all.

We had a meeting outside, they saw us, they saw there was too many people in the area, so they walked right up to us and they said, are you guys, is this everyone here to see Gavin and Bernie? And they were like, yeah, and they go, okay, this is too big of a group. Everybody, we're all going to walk that direction, we're going to go to Hall D, we have an area in there where it's a signing area, and you guys can have a backdrop and you guys can all take photos together And they walked us over there and they gave us like an hour and a half including non-badgeholders Yeah, they let all the non-badges it's like they've experienced it before

Yeah, I've pulled up a Conversation here was really cool. I can't thank them enough for that and you can see why I was confused You want to read it to us? I'm gonna do a dramatic reenactment. So, buddy says, out. Right, right. Hey, get a little bit. Yeah, let me do my lines. OK, do my lines.

OK, go. I don't know what out means. Out. Breakfast? Yeah, Mariet. Yeah, come to the fourth floor. We will ride the escalators down. Ezra might join us.

It's just rooms. You mean the Hilton? Yeah. Hey, you. Are you at the Sheridan? There's no Sheridan anywhere nearby by the way. Are you at the Sheridan? There's no Sheridan anywhere nearby by the way. Are you at the Sheridan? Just stay still.

It's just rooms. Where are you? Damn fourth floor of the Marriott. Where are you? He's at that point. He stopped responding. He stopped responding. And he's because he said stay still.

I was just left at the Marriott. He stayed at the Hilton and then didn't say anything. He told him to stay there and then didn't do anything. So you're having breakfast at the Hilton without Gavin? No, I didn't say meet me at the Hilton and I didn't say anything. He told him to stay there and then do anything. So you're having breakfast at the Hilton without Gavin? No, I didn't say meet me at the wrong place. He made me stay at the wrong place. You can tell him he's a bad friend. You're a bad friend.

You're terrible. Here's why. I was in the middle like four conversations at the time. I was meeting with someone that I wanted to be with Gavin and I was setting up that meeting. And it's like, I just want to meet to just hover in place on the fourth floor, the wrong hotel. No. If possible, he would prefer you stop existing for a little while and then begin existing later.

Or you take care of yourself. I didn't even know what hotel's were. There's so many wanted him to meet but it's like stay there. Don't come. There's only the help in the Marriott. I told him I was at the Marriott. I was. But it's like way around the corner.

And we've never been to that one. So I didn't know the need to tell. I look at that. He just pull a shard and out of nowhere. Yeah. So somehow from staying in the same room, we were unable to eat breakfast that morning. Yeah. I'm going to relate to on me. Yeah, because the other days we had really great breakfast. We had waffles at... Oh, dude. Did you go to the waffle? No, that's way too far away. Oh, yeah, you're in Anaheim. I'm south of LAX by like an hour. Yeah, okay. Yeah. I'm going to LAX or do you fly into Orange County? I flew to John Wayne. He flew in. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Did you find out the excerpt? You fly into Orange County.

I flew to John Wayne. He flew in. He flew in. I fucking love John Wayne. He flew in. He flew in. He flew in. He flew in.

He flew in. He flew in. He flew in. He flew in. He flew in. He flew in. He flew in. He flew in.

He flew in. He flew in. He flew in. He flew in. He flew in. He flew just completely outside. Yeah. It's lovely. It sucks. Long, it's great. It's a good roof on it. Yeah.

You see that? It's kind of like on it. Um, the, the, what was it? That New York. It unveiled a plan to rebuild LaGuardia. Rebuild it. What happened to it? They said that LaGuardia is super inefficient.

It's a very un-New York in that it wastes everyone's time, so they just want to tear it all down and rebuild it all. What are you going to replace it with, like, like, catapult? Neo LaGuardia. This is going to cost $4 billion. What? And take 18 months. They're going to start in late 2016.

There's going to raise the whole thing and rebuild it. Why? What bother? Make more efficient. It's probably going to come out. More flights. There's so much money. $4 billion.. Wow fucking crazy

Like how much is an airport? Oh? Hundred million dollars. Yeah, I'd be off by like a factor of 40. That's like two minecrafts It is like too much. It's more than a more than Star Wars man. Yeah four billion dollars What Disney bought Star Wars for yeah you can either buy Star Wars Marvel or the Guardia. In hindsight, what's it better by Marvel or Disney? I mean, our Star Wars. Maybe Marvel at this point. I think Marvel is too.

Yeah, they don't make a Star Wars movie every year. They make three Marvel movies every single year. I mean, I am on three made over a billion dollars on a side. Yeah, Star Wars makes a lot of money in licensing and purchasing. Age of Ultron just got passed by Jurassic World. It was the number three highest-grossing move all time now. It's number four. I haven't seen Jurassic World yet, so don't spoil the formula.

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was that he would point the shower head outwards and then say he could do it. You get in the shower. By the way, they're in my room. I can point the shower head. It's true. It's the ceiling of the fucking one. But why?

He basically pointed the shower head outwards into the bathroom. So the first morning, I turned it on, it went away from me. I was like, oh, you used to do that to me. I used to do that to him too. And I was like, well, you know, it's a lovely little prank. But you were just like, either you just denied it

or you were completely unaware that you did it. But first of all, I was doing it in the purpose to on purpose to do it you get in that shower and you shut the curtain I'm not gonna like mash up against the wall I'm standing in the center of the shower I turn the shower on first let it heat up and then get in yes sure I do that too what like adjusted that's what I tried to do Bob why would you turn the shower head out I'm not it's not it's like we're not talking like direct 90 degree to the right he He's just a little bit that way. The problem is he turns it on.

It starts, he said the bathroom flooded. I said, how? He was up and I turned on the shower and I left to let it heat up and it flooded the bathroom. I'm thinking the water doesn't change direction after the first second or two. He had to turn it on, see that it was leaving the bathtub and then just walk out.

Or just turn it out. Would you run? You're like, he's called us. He's straight and you're up hollow. See that it was leaving the bathtub and then just walk out for it. Just turn it out. Would you run? Basically what I did I put it on it came it came into the thing that might got my arm a little bit and I shut the curtain You you put the curtain on the outside Put the curtain on the outside. So it was hitting the curtain and just running onto the floor I just turned around I started shaving in the mirror and Turn around there was water everywhere. You shave I started shaving in the mirror. And, uh, what? Turn around, there was water everywhere. You shaved before you get in the shower?

I don't know, I don't really shave. What are you all shitting? Fucking lunatic. That's made up, doesn't it? You're story starting to fall apart a little. What were you really shaving? What were you doing? So when I felt the bathroom... You were not shaving my friend.

I was shaving. Nobody shaved before getting in the shower. Yeah, because it gets all the hair off you when you get in the shower. You can shave at the beginning of your shower. I don't shave. It's an electric razor. I'm gonna take it in the shower. Yeah, because it gets a little hair off you when you get in the shower. You can shave at the beginning of your shower. I don't shave. It's an electric razor. I'm gonna take it in the shower. Okay, electric razor is trying to check it. Look, look, you think I've wet- You say, yeah, I thought you had a fucking razor.

No, anyway, so that was a- That was a story-guarit. Absolute mess. The next morning I wake up- Somebody kept calling him, I'm garrit. Oh, I'm just like, where did that come from? The next morning I wake up,

you've already laughed to go and let you rehearse with your clean up. Yeah know probably you some important yeah Probably the six full of blood. Oh There's a really good reason why the stick and the thing was blood. Okay. There's a very good reason and that is I had a stake in the bathroom So Good luck to mornings the night before and you've you're the biggest steak and took it to go You took like three bites of the restaurant. I took the entire steak home. So let me eat you have the sink the next morning I didn't have silver. So I'm in the bathroom Here's your fridge in the room. Yeah, I'm in the room and that's how you to bring it back

Barbara here's the worst part about waking up in the morning and eating a steak in the bathroom sink. With no, cause you're not silverware, so you gotta do this. The worst part about that whole scenario is I'm staring at myself in the mirror. Is it a big mirror? You're pretending you're an animal. You're not going over the Kellogg's breath

when you're a flexion. But I saw that there was some blood in the sink and I thought it was fucking... Yeah, I was so jarring, too. I'm glaring. I have just woke him up. I turned the lights on like oh Let's bunny what happened Trunks of raw meat all over the Stake when you said there was blood in the sink the last thing I expected What is that Bernie was eating a steak over the same in the bathroom?

I think it's steak into the bathroom. I think I'm gonna say someone cut themselves shaving or just had a nose bleed. It's a great explanation, I think. Anyway, it was fun times, we should have a together. Very rarely, but it's always a joy. We just discovered something many years ago. And that is, if you go to a convention

and everyone gets out at the same time, right? So like everyone leaves to go to lunch basically at some time and then the convention halt closes and then everybody goes out and goes to get dinner. So you're stuck with like 50 or 60,000 people potentially. It's like, oh, that's gonna be a two and a half hour wait for a table for four people and you where you go except because convention goers tend to be travelers and going from all over the place or you're spending a lot of money. If you go to the most expensive restaurant in nearby, there's nobody in there. No wait, just walk right in.

And that's also Gus and Sam always loves to spend lots of money on trash. Hey, I enjoy a Morton steak too, except I eat it at the fucking restaurant. I think I back to the garden with Taylor and Alex and Adam. So we went to Morton's because it would be an easy place. And we got seated right away, actually. And then we, and then I ate the rest of the steak over the sink. That's one of my earliest memories that Pax East, the first year I volunteered. I was helping close up and only Gus and Jack were left and they're like, hey, you want to go grab dinner?

And I'm like, sure. And I think we went to Morton's or some other way. We went to Morton's. It's always a Morton's. And I remember it being the best meal of my entire life. That's some good meat and Morton's. Just after a full weekend of doing convention, all you wanted. That was when, that was the first Pax East, wasn't't it it wasn't at the curfews i remember that we had to walk down the street went downstairs yeah yeah i remember that one well you have lived here eating it under florist light bulb wiping your face with a white washcloth

wondering what's happening that room in the past i think that's the first take that's been eaten in that bathroom absolutely not that bathroom it is is a time it's right next to Disneyland so they be not so now yeah I wonder like the weird shit that like the housekeepers in that hotel see so soon that's like a giant property right by Disney I'm a guy I did you know I watched the way the blood and I also mopped up the bathroom floor with all the towels including the towels I was gonna use well I knew they were to come and clean the room. Yeah.

I did that to Gavin once. Comic hot in San Diego. 2007. I turned the shower head out to make him wet. And he really mad at me. Well, I tried to get revenge by messing with you somehow. But then I slipped and fell on you. And then you kicked the door.

Yeah, we were in the embassy suite. So there was a door between the living room and the bedroom. And he tried to lock me out of the bedroom, but he slipped. So I literally kicked the door. Yeah, we were in the embassy suite so there was a door between the living room and the bedroom and he tried to lock me out of the bedroom but he slipped so I literally kicked the door down. Wow, really? I might have been a little drunk at the time. No, I'm not going to go into details, but one of the greatest dick moves ever in the history of this company, in it was an incredible dick move, was done by somebody who was at a convention but they couldn't stay the whole time, so they were set to leave on Saturday afternoon and then somebody who couldn't make the whole time. So they were set to leave on like Saturday afternoon.

And then somebody who couldn't make it for the beginning part was gonna come in Saturday night and just take over their hotel room. But the person who had it all night, Friday night, and into Saturday wrecked that room. Like complete room service left all the plates out, everything? No, I didn't know that person was there.

Took all the sheets off the bed. And then before they left, put the do not disturb on so the bed wouldn't come and clean it. So that person got into this like You have got cleaned. It's like you still saw like just I probably just go and get another room. What a wreck that room But you can the Community in the van It was How am I not I'm not gonna call anybody out? Why not? But it was an all-time awesome dick move. Yeah. Yeah, that was

Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. It's probably not who you think it is the uh, but was uh If I had to guess it would be No, no, don't say it Don't worry about it, don't worry about it It's probably not what you think it is But we always have a lot of fun when we go to these things I mean, I've been going to convention since like God, what was, I think about the first dinner we ever went to that was ridiculous was when we went to Sundance I think that might have been like the first dinner

that we went to as a company and we went to that prime steakhouse Do you remember? Oh, yeah, yeah, that was awesome and it was like I remember I paid like $500 for like eight people I was like oh I thought I was gonna fucking die. I'm gonna do it with $500 on dinner. So it was so crazy to me and Gus was like all right Let's do this all That's what basically Gus got the standard

Do you think you've eaten more food that you didn't pay for that you did pay for oh definitely that I paid for Let's do this all. I learned. That's what basically got to happen. You said the standard. Get it back. Do you think you've eaten more food that you didn't pay for or that you did pay for? Oh, definitely that are paid for. Well, total calories, though, what do you think? Because you like, yeah. Like, you could do what you'd like, super meals. Super meals, what does that mean?

You're like, you, well, like, I've told the start of the podcast before, like, one time, the other person that's like, Gus is Alan, our sales guy. Like, it's like, if you're one of the most expensive restaurant To go to an any city just be there with Alan and say I'll pay for dinner. Okay Let's go to the most expensive place. I know bring a friend and then one time I was on a group chat with Gus and Alan and we were talking about something you this was totally out of context By the way, I'm gonna see if I can find it. Okay, I was on a group group, like a text message with Gus now.

We were talking about something else. Then two days went by and I guess Allen then went back to text Gus something and forgot I was part of that group message. And he's like just texting Gus a list of all these expensive restaurants in the city. That was a tight restaurant. It was a tight restaurant. It was not like a super expensive. It was literally like this place has really good Thai food

That was it. I want to say about being expensive. No, I'm looking for it He said we got to go to this place. It's great. It's baller Bernie wants to get in all this stuff. I went to a restaurant in Vegas with Gus and Alan What was that place called with the women on the sheet? There's a Morton's Yeah, and I remember you guys shared that Two-person steak the Tomahawk. We were just talking about how we've never done that Yeah, yeah almost ordered two person steak just could you never heard of anyone doing it? Well they did and then they shared the bone over the bone

Brought it back to the whole tail bathroom Just not on that baby later I oh here we are okay That you should drive you by the way when I you know like a year ago Mm-hmm when it was more of my money They use a dry read saying about these fucking guys They would like the fact that they they see seed beyond this like conspiracy to spend like all this money on dinner Gus is acting like it's no big deal Gus knew the moment it happened. He shut it down like he

I knew I wasn't I knew what he was doing he walked by my office like this I knew I wasn't I knew what you was doing he walked by my office like this And I was thinking they're viewing about Alan and Gus making their plans to spend a bunch of money on a dinner somewhere I'm looking we argue with a dumbest stuff in this company It's unbelievable that should be the motto of first-release the best thing in the world is how Definitely people spend money when it's their own and then all of a sudden when they're spending one of its not their own It's just like it's unbelievable everyone does it. I'm not like that. I've never been like I've only really ever been in charge of my money to spend so. Although like if someone's taking me out for dinner I'm always very cautious like I don't

want to spend too much like I'll get one drink and not order the most expensive thing on the menu. Because I don't want to be a dick about it. Interesting. Yeah I guess I never think about like that you know. I mean you're trying to be in a more like a dating situation too right? Yeah yeah. No pretty much only a dating situation. Yeah because I don't think about it like that, you know, I mean, you're trying to have a more like a dating situation, too Yeah, yeah, no pretty much only a dating situation. Yeah, cuz I don't think about it like that I mean you're making an impression. I never even thought about that I go the opposite route which takes somebody somewhere nice. Mm-hmm I'm not even thinking about that stuff. You were trying to convince me to get the Kobe beef in Japan

Oh, yeah, but it was really expensive so I didn't do it. Yeah, we didn't do it. We didn't do it cuz it was like We know it's like a hundred and fifty thousand yen, but we don't know what that was It was ridiculous over a hundred dollars for me. Yeah, that was probably the it. We didn't do it, because it was like, we didn't know, it was like 150,000 yen, but we didn't know what that was. It was ridiculous, over $100 for this of me. That was probably the highest I've ever been in my life. I mean, that's not the best. Alistair two lies in a building. Yeah, the other hand.

Because we were looking down on the tops of other buildings. It was the hotel that they, we got out of our only, Japan for 36 hours, if that. It was fun, 36 hours. It was, we had a lot of fun. Where was that coming back from again? Perth, we were coming back from an event in Perth, Australia

Which is too far to fly in one day, right? Okay, so we decided I've never been to Japan Let's stop over in Japan. So we stayed at the hotel where they filmed that Bill Murray movie loss in translation and The plan was that we didn't want to go we wanted to go back but Perth to LA was too far And we don't want to fly to Sydney first and then go to LA. So we flew to Japan but they route us through Sydney. Did you have to get off of Sydney then? Probably. It was a long time ago. Yeah, we had to get off here to change points. Three years ago.

Yeah, it was a while ago. Probably in Japan. Japan is where I can't find this. The third mom in her story. The third mom in her story. Did you fall back? I probably erased it. No, I still have it.

I had to save it on purpose. The thermometer story. I raised it. I still have it. I had to save it on purpose. Just like you misinterpreted that other message I sent you by accident. Remember I copy pasted you? You always said me. I copy pasted. It's a bento. Your sabotage in yourself.

I was taking a trip with my in-laws and obviously it was a personal trip and I had booked them. They've been flown a long time. I booked them in first class. So I pasted a seat in after Bernie of these first class seats that were taking a go oops wrong window And he was going to wear though right? No, you were going somewhere else like right after that. Oh, yeah I don't know where he was going to like he was going to like pack Boston or something like that Okay, like the following week but the week before he's gonna take his family to San Francisco

I didn't know about the trip to San Francisco. I'm just sitting there one day I get a text message at the seat chart and it's four seats in first class and Gus is like yeah, I'm like go fuck Why are you sitting this and he's like oh wrong window and I'm like hey Alan Here's your seat map that Gus met to send you but he totally misconstrued of course totally It's good for sighted. Did you have to explain yourself to him? I don't I didn't say anything later and then like Like a week later. He's like man. I'm gonna bring up that shit in the podcast like what? Because your seats are like oh that was a personal trip that wasn't

Yeah, I would have just quietly held onto it so you could be right I had the weirdest thing happened to me when I was flying back from LA with Dan. I was the only one in first class But I had that LA in a domestic flight LA to Austin. Yeah, really? That's really bizarre like for some reason when I went to like no one put themselves on the upgrade list Well, when I went to the key ask usually so the way it works is you the more you fly you get these little credits They're like to upgrade upgrades first class of free. I would never pay for it and a like L.A. It asks is like three credits. It's three credits because they're 500 mile credits So I pressed upgrade it was just like Doesn't work so it's like weird because usually it says you can't do it or you can and it just air it out

So it's like oh weird and I guess it must have done that to everyone because I had to go to the lounge to get it done I was like can I please request an upgrade for this flight and no one else did it So I was just like Billy no mates at the front Coaches Ah, that really yeah I know that I know that I won't spend I spend other people's money. I feel like I treat it like my out like I really do feel like I do that because it was a time I went to Australia and Joel negotiated with the Convention because Joel's a bad fire. He negotiated the flight class, not a first class, but a business class to Australia. But that is like, that's like a $12,000 ticket, right? You basically add a zero to the end of your ticket.

Yes, it is literally, and I found out it was a $12,000 or $15,000 ticket, and they said to me, the guy that organized this stuff for us down there, he goes, well they're doing it for Joel, so they'll obviously do it for you as well. I go, I can't justify spending, because the ticket's already like $1800. I go, I can't justify spending $13,000 of anyone's money for like 10 hours of my comfort. I feel like I'm making $13,000 for somebody with 10 hours of work and I'm sleeping for most of it. And you at the airport with a brand new car that you get to keep. I know, right? I mean, it's like I just couldn't ever justify spending that amount of money for a trip like that. Wow.

Yeah, you've got to be part of that. And the best part about it, I'm in coach, like on the aisle, I slept like 10 out of 11 hours on the plane. The way that I do, you know? No pain. No pain. I didn't, no accidents in my pants or anything like that.

But I slept like 10 of the hours, I get out of flight, and I, you know, Joel's gets off first, of course, and I meet him there, he's like this, I go, what's wrong, I go, I didn't sleep a wink, I said, I was like, what are you, how did you not sleep? You're like, you're literally sitting in a bed. You know, a pot. And you slept, bow up right on a metal chair. Yeah, I was like, I was like leaning like this.

Oh, he got to sit in like one of those pods that has his own like, television. Well, while usually business class on an international flight always has a flat reclining bed. Yeah, I've never done it, I'm so excited tell my story. Well, usually business class on an international flight always has a flat reclining bed. Yeah, I've never done it. I'm so excited to do it. When I flew, when I got, I would like to do one day too. I used to upgrade credits.

I got to fly business on the 787 between LA and Melbourne. That's awesome. It was the life flat. The one bad thing, you know me. I don't like talking to people. I don't like, like, I just want to sit down. I want to eat. I want to sleep. The flight attendant, I guess since it's like in business class was like super chummy and

like trying to make jokes and talk all the time, it's like, hey, my name's Steve. We're going to be together for like 13 hours. I just want to sleep. I just want you to bring me my ice cream sundae and then leave. But you can also tell me that too. I can also say this is that Gavin's absolutely right. There are some absolute, you think if someone's sitting in a first class seat on airline in the modern world that is one of be a happy person.

That person is like, my life is good. I'm enjoying the miracle of flight, everything is fantastic. Not only that, I have a special seat in this plane and somebody brings me food and I'm considered to be a better seat and a better experience than even this already amazing experience. Nope. Those people are unhappy as fuck. Yeah. You basically sat with 15 miserable pricks. Yeah. And that is like, if you go in like the main cabin and you're traveling with people, other people and somehow you got split up, you're like, would you mind switching with me? People are always like, absolutely. I'm talking 95% of the time in first class. I don't even ask you more 95% of the time

The people say absolutely no. I've seen it before no or the same nothing. I see where a husband and wife got separated first class There was a guy in the aisle seat husband comes over like hey, I was gonna forget sit by my wife I see you're in the aisle seat. I'm in that aisle seat right there. Can we just swap? Like I was, no, this is my seat. Yeah, I've seen it happen. And the guy was like, You're still in first class. No, no, you're like, you're like, five feet to the left.

I've been two feet to the left. From one aisle seat to another, I'll see, no. I'm out of your experience changes. I had one guy look at women in the eye and was like, I bought 3A sitting in 3A. That's just like, I guess some people are just, when you have that kind of opportunity,

you're very particular about what you want. I just bunch of it. It actually sometimes makes the experience worse. Like first class on a domestic flight isn't very good. Like it's, you know, way more room, comfy a chair, and you get like silverware. There's actually metal. You're a little knife and some meal.

Yeah. But it's not ever worth paying for. I would never pay that price for that. You had a free upgrade. And you just surrounded by a bunch of miserable bastards. So sometimes it's like, oh, I wish I was back in coach. I probably have a whole road to myself at this point. Yeah, yeah.

In fact, I'm always careful. It's a weird thing the way I fly American, which a weird way they do it where you have to request an upgrade on the flight before you see the seating chart. And I would much rather see the seating chart and say, oh, the exit road is empty. I can get the exit row. That's really the exact same experience as being in first class except for the service stuff that they give you, which it can find these overrated. Well, you get warm nuts. And sometimes you get the ice cream sundae. And you get a warm

cookie. You think that a flaccid cookie after that. Yeah. They put it in the microwave. So when you pick it up, it's just like, it's warm. It's really, really cool. I remember the time you gave me your first class seat. Yeah. It was on like a, I think a two or three-hour flight. I mean, I found out you had never flown first class before. That was still the only time I had ever had.

Yeah. And I was in like fucking sweatpants and everything surrounded by all these businessmen. You're like, tops, looking at the pictures. That feels good. I always feel so good when I look like crap, but I'm next to these. I felt judged, though. Just like everyone I

Was rising or two I like I had upgrades and he was on my thing and I was like I just saw the extra sheets of first class So I upgraded rising or two first class We went to the fun house. Yeah, fun house. Yeah, I would have upgraded dad if I knew the whole Need been bothered to ask rise rise monger by the way sleep song planes like this But he's like it's like I took a picture of it I have to find it when we launch one out February Yeah, yeah February. Yeah, I'm obsessed with the Sundays in first class on planes It's clearly Sunday's that I have a Sunday on that United flight

Sunday they push they had like a special card that was just a Sunday bar Like all the toppings. They bring you the ice cream, they're like, what toppings do you want on it? You have to pick. That's awesome. At one time, I see. This one do you fly United?

For a while now. Do you have the miles? Do you have to. Oh yeah, I got tons of miles. Do you have to do American? I try not to. No, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, in the other one. We ended up because United flies the 787 between LA and Melbourne. So one time I saw them, I guess they had extra ice cream. Like everyone in the first class had their Sundays and they had like one left. So I guess like the flight attendants, you know, called the flight attendants back like,

hey, do you want the ice cream Sunday? So they're like, okay, yeah, I'm like, okay, we got to get the ice cream Sunday just a pack. So they got it on a tray. Is this it? Yeah, that's totally it. Oh, I would do excited about that. So they like got it on a tray. Yeah, that's totally covered it with a napkin to hide it. And then I put it on the cart and then like pushed it to the back and then like uncovered it like the fly-tin is like in the

back of the plane like awesome fucking awesome. The jail that was awesome. They have a whole cart for it. You get everything Yeah, one day I will fly first class or nice one day. Yeah, one day. I have no I can't just I can't just my that's like three gaming PCs. I mean really I mean It's just like it's an enormous amount of money. You use the upgrade though. No, no No, yeah, you have miles to do it. Yeah, I guess I would I guess I would I'd never Redeem miles. I've got like half a million. I don't but that's still a value to it It's like I've I upgrade you don't use it, what's the value? Like, if I get a free,

well, I use it for free flights. Like, when I go on vacation with my family, I'd like the book, the kids, I've got to run to problems before too, because I book, actually, the boys like, on a separate thing and then pay for my own ticket, because then I continue to get miles and then I use my miles for their tickets.

But that's two separate itineraries, which becomes a problem when you're flying with kiddos. So I try to avoid that if I can. But like, to get a free flight in domestic US is 25,000 miles. If you do it right. And to do international upgrade to like business class is 100,000 miles for one ticket. So I never understand the difference between the anytime one and the other one. Patrick, I think you're John sleep on the plate.

I hope it's okay if I show this. Any time one? That's do different kinds of like mile redemption things is like at any time one and more expensive i think one i think save a lot i think one is subject to blackout dates and the other one isn't i don't know what i mean like one that you just blacked out around holidays like you couldn't travel uh okay like at peak times my phone yeah i'll show you something I learned this is this is oh I know the game but you could do it. What's the game? You could text people without actually unlocking the phone I can do one better than that. Okay, so this is something we discovered. I tested this right what's that?

Don't put it to close to the mic why not? Oh, okay? Are you your phone on yes? Yeah, Barbara's phone. If her phone is locked I'm gonna be sure there's no identifying information here, right? Right? I can show that Mm-hmm, so her phone's a lot. She has a lock phone. I don't know what her code is. We're not that good friends So I discovered this to the day ready. She has Siri which Siri works in the in the lock screen text 4.0 4.0 Wow

Every time he's never any Siri about to be on the podcast text 40404 Good Lord see you are a fucking nightmare All right try this one more time she was gonna text to my voice burn it as a text 40404 17 butts Okay, do you want to say to 4404? 17 butts. She got it wrong there too. What's happening? So I just texted Twitter. I posted a Twitter from your phone.

If you have your phone number associated with Twitter account. So if you pick up somebody that tweet, I just made anything. So if you pick up somebody's phone, it's lost. And you text 40404, whatever you text ends up posted to Twitter by that person. Did it work? That's how I sent that. I'm looking. That's how I sent that one tweet by accident.

Remember, I tweeted, having Gavin a ride is because I replied to 40404. It's a reply to my word. You don't have it? I don't see. You probably don probably don't have it. You might have DMs turned on then. I don't think I do. Yeah, if you have DMs turned on, I checked it. I posted today from Blaine's phone. We were on the set of million dollars and I tried it. Most I have DMs turned on for Twitter. And if you have it turned on, you can text anybody from that lock screen on an iPhone and you can post to somebody's Twitter account from a lock screen. Use that power wisely. Use it good. No, nothing's gonna use that wisely. No, no, no, probably. How many people

still have their phone over associated with their Twitter at this point? Do you think that's many people? I don't even know you could do that. Because that's the way before it. There's a lot of things on the plane. He does look angry. He looks angry about it. Because he's in the bulkhead row. Jesus. Yeah. Before Twitter had an app, that's how you tweeted. Because you would have to send text messages to 40404. I just got a message.

It's from 40404. Welcome to Twitter. Follow people for great content. Standard message and data is apply. Already on Twitter, reply with yes to sign in. Reply with your full name to sign up. Really? So you haven't signed up. So you don't have your phone number associated with Twitter, huh? Smart move. Smart move. Most people do it. Can I try yours?

Is yours associated? God sees yours would definitely work. So now we're going to see a rash of awful tweets by Rishi's employees. I'm pretty sure at this point. I'm going to do it. Well, let's start with the photobombing on someone's phone, because you could unlock the camera just from the lock screen. You know my favorite thing about that is, is when people take all the photos and they make a video out of it. I love that. From a tiny little square gift. Yeah, it's really funny. Somebody did that with the one you did on my phone. The one I posted or the one you posted of me, it was half the people were commenting that it looked like the Joker, and half the people were commenting that it looked like Harley Quinn. Who's related to the They look like Harley Quinn who's related to the Joker, right? Yeah, I thought they were banging

That was out of this yeah, no, no, they're not related. They're not related. Well, they're good bang if they're related It's a Joker for cry. Oh my god. My DC's not that's all I know how I got these curves I don't know I see this trailer for suicide squad. I don't know who anybody is in that We'll miss it and I know who the actors are I don't I don't know who anybody is in that I know the actors Yeah, I know Harley Quinn and I know the Joker which might the way guess what the trailer came out with suicide squad Everybody saw Jared leto as the Joker guess what they're all perfectly fine with it Everyone now likes the Joe's

It's always like it's I don't get it. It's a cold it though. We knew it. Yeah, I mean yeah, he's gonna be perfectly fine Did you see someone pointed it out to me that I Called the plat the plat I called the plot for Batman versus Superman like in podcasts 280 Not what was it? I said the only reason I can imagine they showed so much city destruction in Superman's deal Is if the next movie is about him getting in trouble for fucking up the city? Oh, is that what this movie's about? Yeah, and in this trailer the show like Bruce Wayne Upset watching Superman destroy the city. Hmm. That that what this movie is about? Yeah. And in this trailer, they show like Bruce Wayne upset watching Superman destroy the city. That's your two smart for us.

Fucking called it. I knew it. I mean, he could just rebuild it in like a day, right? Superman? Yeah. What does that thing about it? He fucked up the city, but he saved the world. It's like, you can't make an omelette break in a few eggs.

That's a really eggs are like $1 billion building. And there's 20 of them. Oopsie. They destroyed. So you see where somebody synced up the scene, you know, I'm about that man for Superman, right? The scene where Bruce Wayne is looking up the building and like it's blasted by obviously heat vision.

Mm-hmm. You ever seen that? Do you see where somebody synced that up with the first movie? I'm wearing it up right now. I believe it's odd is standing inside of an office building and he's got a specific pathway that he looks trying to catch Superman and they matched it perfectly. Somebody put him side by side so you can see that's really cool. The exact pathway. One nice little touch. Yeah, I like that.

The point where he looks down at one point and they it went through like multiple floors from the outside perspective but you couldn't see it from the inside perspective. That's really cool. Yeah, it was pretty cool. Good continuity. I didn't honestly. I didn't hate that movie. That amount of steel movie. I like I like this destruction. I like they treated him like an alien like that seems like a new approach to Superman to me That's what I like about it. He was like I was The Eastern Donald Trump's gonna want to build a wall keep him out Cracked about it guys

You don't really don't I really don't want to give that guy any more attention than he's already getting He's really he's leading the polls. It's disturbing, than he's already getting. He's really... He's leading the polls. It's disturbing. But that's what happens, I think a lot of times, early on, is you find these people who are super polarizing, who get a lot of attention as a result of it, but they're too far off to one side. Yes. And so in order to appeal to the widest mass, you end up having to find someone that's more central. Probably the most classic example, I think of that in recent history is Ron Paul

Mm-hmm if you two years out from the president's election You would assume that Ron Paul will be the president of America by a landslide and then by the time the election rolls around He's not even in contention basically Yeah, but the early process of our presidential elections is very interesting It's like there's always candidates with these wild opinions and they get this big backing like right now I think for the Republicans in the US it's Donald Trump for whatever reason and the Democrats it's Bernie Sanders And you know, they seem really unboyed It seems really happy with him and everything but that grounds well just for whatever reason doesn't last and then by the time the nominations roll around

They pick somebody who's very much middle of the road who can actually win the election You got to find someone who can appeal to the other side as well to get it's a very sad process why do they need to do two terms of presidency uh... that's to avoid royalty which is ironic because we're probably have a clinton versus a bush in this uh... presidential so yeah

it's always used to be that way uh... was it was it fdr had more than two terms well that was an exception what washington established it washington step down uh... after two terms and he established that i think i'd change up the old rules i got to check that i don't think i'm a computer i can't ever learn one of the things i can go check it on wikipedia or i can ask for any one about it

ready reads wikipedia for fun he knows everything that guy he'll read like that and i was in a day of wikipedia i used to do that when I couldn't sleep I just hit a random page Yeah, and you'd end up reading about like some a fish a soft figure so something By the way shout out to Reddit they made a fun house the subreddit of the day last week really yeah That was really cool cool. Yeah, I miss that Look excited and see that I'm trying to find this fucking gift it was everywhere and I can't find it now I feel like I'm gonna get it. Where did term limits come from?

I got another message from that 40404 number. Congrats, 17 bucks, you're now on Twitter. Your username is at 17 bucks. You got at 17 bucks? Just from that text message that you sent. Siri didn't understand, I said 17 bucks. She thought I said 17 bucks, and I was like, I can't deal with Siri anymore.

Oh, because I thought you actually made 17 bucks. No. So you got the username 17 bucks and I was like I can't deal with you anymore. Oh, I thought you actually made 17 bucks now So you got the user name 17 bucks Here's the comparison gift by the way So the top one was manna steal that bottom one's from the bad man versus superman trailer That's that's really high frame rate gift Is that 60 frames? Can't stop watching it. You know people have gotten out of control with gifts now. Where gifts are back with a vengeance.

People will make gifts that are like 600 megabytes. I mean, you can these days. And I just want to have how many views with the slow-mo guys I've lost. I can't begin to imagine how much you've lost to gifts. How much destined from smarter every day has lost, or the dude perfect guys. I mean, anybody who does something where you can like watch the cool stunt condensed,

and they just posted every set. That's one of the sets in this. It's become a lot easier in Photoshop now. Like in Photoshop, you can open an MOV file, trim down to the selection you want, then export it as a gift. Can you always do that? Isn't that how you make gifts?

I think they added that with CC. Let me let me guys to do it. Let me be really clear to you when you do something like that. It's like if somebody took one of Gavin's videos and they took the video and they posted it up on their own channel and put ads on it or whatever, everyone say that's wrong. I think in this day and age people would say that's an incorrect. It wasn't always the case, it wasn't us. I mean we would have people that take our videos and put it off the go, I'm just trying to promote you guys. That's what I'm doing. You know, and it's like, and then we'd say,

well, please take them down. They're like, well, I think you should be paid for the service. It's like, we're not asking for your help. Thank you. But I think nowadays people have more of a sophistication and they think, taking a slow-mo guys video, like the water balloon video, which was fucking awesome, by the way, and reposting it as a video,

and putting their name on it, and selling ads on it, that would be the wrong thing to do. But when you take it, and you take that moment or whatever, and you turn it into a gif, and you just on it, that would be the wrong thing to do. But when you take that moment or whatever and you turn it into a gift and you just post it everywhere, it's like you're not even making the value of it. If you're giving it to like some other website that's serving ads on it and you're not getting hard. And you make it so that there's no need

to watch the full video. Exactly right. So it's like you're like removing the value for the video altogether. I mean, it's, I mean, it's like almost way worse. That way. Video was so crazy. Like we were done with that, we've done with chewing. the value for the video altogether. I mean, it's a me, it's a almost way worse. That way. Video was so crazy. Like, we were done with, we've done with shooting. Dan, we're actually,

we just been out to get breakfast and Dan's flight was coming up. And as we got home, Dan was about to pack. He, uh, we found that balloon in the mailbox. I guess I didn't notice that it arrived. And I was like, how much time do we have? I need about two hours till this flight. So I was like, go, go, go, go, we just unpacked all the cameras. We immediately started filling it, like before we'd even set up, which is why the intro to that video is halfway through the video, because it's already halfway filled. It's amazing. I didn't have time to change it to a Roostery shirt, which I was annoyed about, because I was where Roostery shirts.

But yeah, that was the quickest we've ever set up and filmed a video ever, and then he got dry and went straight to the airport. I was like, oh, the clothes shape. I think that'll be your biggest video. Really? got dry and went straight to the airport. I was like, oh the close shave, we've got to get out of here. I think that'll be your biggest video. Really? I don't think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I remember the stat because I was when I whenever I get asked I was remember the original balloon video got two million views in a day and I was like that's the best I'll ever do this video got six and a half million views in a day people I think I don't know what it was Was that thumbnail or just like the image of the

Nails and that just goes The title also pretty good six foot man and six foot balloon I think it's the water thing. It's in that's a huge amount of water I'd love to see you do It's a huge amount of water. I'd love to see you do something with a massive amount of water. I love that edit of him as Jabba the Hut. And you and Meg. I didn't realize we'd all done Star Wars little party.

Yeah, I just posted that thing, because I was asking you actually Meg for a photo of her in her slave lea costume. Not for reasons. Just for reasons. Just for reasons. It happens people ask for quick things all the time and so I was gonna the Photoshop it into that I told her not a creepy thing it's a Photoshop I'm gonna use it in Photoshop I go we sound creepy it's not creepy are you gonna do something with the Dan thing and I said yeah I was gonna put you with Dan in the job of the hot thing just somebody already did it she sent me the photo and I was like Oh, that's fucking funny. Yeah, so I posted the photo That photo is probably my most Engaged tweet ever

Whatever I think I like 9,000 favorites on it or something like that To get a lot of retweets from people who have a lot of followers. I guess you got a lot of retweets I have no idea like it's weird to be people get it people see it and they connect with that It's weird to be back in that sort of viral stage I love that day. It's weird to be back in that sort of viral stage. I love that. It's always interesting to see from the moment over the upload to which people are talking about it. So, immediately to the front page of Reddit and Buzzfeed and Mashable and stuff.

It's always the first wave. The next day, it was all new sites. And then the day after that, it was on TV, like on morning television and stuff. And you can see these just patterns of like this and then tomorrow be this and this and i think that's just how like tv is now like three days behind the curve or you it's so funny to his Gavin has no perspective on stuff in the u.s. what i'm a bit con with him

and he'd wake up and you get these requests coming in and he asked me because he's like doesn't recognize any of these names guess he goes like he's like what is what's good morning america is that a show that people watch what they know what that is yes Gavin people know what good morning morning sure good morning america is and he goes and goes he goes what's people magazine what's a magazine about people

is every magazine about people i'd like to go answer them, give them the, let them show the video. So, yeah, it's crazy. That video went everywhere. So fast. Yeah. Is it those two things work? Wow.

You've been like, I've had a people magazine, but it was just people.com. And I was like, what's that? Website about people. That's why they're interested in you, Gavin. Because they heard you're a people. I'm a people. Here, I'm going to read this.

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This was a this week's episode was a part one for next week's part. Exactly. Red versus Blue this season has been awesome. So we've got to tell you that I saw some stuff. Anyway, I saw some stuff. Yeah, so check it out. Good. On new site.

Beautiful show. That's a good show. It's almost as if you started it. I've heard about it before. So yeah, you got why haven't you moved yet? I was at town. They just left over here. Were you out of town today? No. So why haven't you moved yet? I was busy. I was walking. I still look like rar, rar, rar. It wants me to take over a sink. Yeah, I love the life now, Barbara.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I've time to do it. Wait, I'm out of town. Can you just end that office by yourself, will they? Or did you actually go? It was awesome, dude.

It was so peaceful. And I've never been in that room without any computers on. It was so, so nice and cold. It's cold in there. Yeah. I walked in there right before the podcast. It's fucking freezing in there. There's a vent that is right by the pictures when you come in and if you stand there

You could just like it's like a hose of cold air. The new office is pretty cool there. I went over there Is it I still don't know the code to the door? They didn't tell me they did a really good job designing that office as well They did Marcus and yeah, I was gonna say what she went on didn't do shit. No, I'm not you guys. Obviously not you guys Has it been on camera yet? I don't think so I did a video with Michael today. It was in our way. I think they took a picture of the They did what the support staffs room. They did a video in there when it was empty right For yeah, for your future 100 channel subscribe to that by the way. I really want chef to get my nose tattooed on What's the goal for that? I think one and a half a mil. Oh yeah, I'm not going to happen. Well, everybody, everybody who watches this

podcast goes and subscribes, we just might make it. Jeff might have to get a tattoo of Gavin's nose on him to scale one for one. Absolutely positively. Subscribe to it if you can. I'm trying to look up mine. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm on the That's awesome slash achievement hunter new channel. See media See this is the cat. I were talking about this contextual thing I'm in the middle of like getting on the site and doing the journal But it's like my laptop died

But the difference between using your laptop and using your phone Contextually is totally different because people get furious when you have your phone But if I'm a laptop it looks like I'm doing something and this looks like you're just ignoring and this is like I'm not doing something You know what they get even more furious about what's that if you have an Apple watch and you do this to read a text that just came in They're like you got someone to be you prick. Oh, that does look bad. Yeah, you can just like do it really subtly No, just don't wear it anymore. Yeah, so what's the story with the Apple watch? Are you just so happy with it? Yeah, I like it Okay, I can't let battery sucks, but so you just don't wear it on here. I just forget to charge it

I didn't charge it today. What's happens? I forget to church. Well, if you ever don't want it You want one? I don't even want one. I just want one for the sake of saying I have a fucking Apple watch really suck my dick Who would you say that talk barbers dick everybody? All right, I'm making a journal in my profile right now. We're Do we have any questions? Did you do a general? I know I didn't because I was busy shooting million dollars But I ran here right afterwards. So I'm making a journal on the Rushi's website I got sheet tomorrow. Do you think we'll have time to do the podcast next week?

You and me specifically I'm telling you right now, I'm not gonna be able to do the podcast. I don't know if I can. I'm working on a podcast. I'm working on a podcast. Do it. Fuck off. Kevin and I were on a plane before.

We had a fucking 45,000 person event that we're hosting. And more people like that is what you do. That day, wake up in hour and a half earlier. Get on the podcast. It's not like those people are gonna show up at this gonna fight you. That's because you're right, are going to show up. We don't want them to be angry. Yeah. We have to make sure they have stuff to do. We start moving in next week. We actually talk about the stuff that's changed. You're going to be busy. Are you

going to find time to rework the way we deliver the podcast in the next week or two? Shut up. What we made like five changes in the last three weeks as to how the bike mass delivered. We'll teach it again. We're finding this sweet spot. Should we talk about that stuff? Yeah, we should. So we're going to be doing on-site registration at all three locations, which starts Thursday at 2 p.m. If possible, if you're staying at the JW or the Hilton, we recommend you do

registration at your own hotel. What the shars. Let me fucking get through this. If you're not seeing out of those or even understand that if you want, you can still register at the convention center, same place outside of Hall 5. When I've countersed it all of them, you can pick up your bags, pick up your badges, and get all the information. Yes, so badges are not being mailed anymore, which a lot of people have been contacting us about.

There was just an issue that happened and we're just doing onsite registration for everybody. So don't be waiting for your badge in the mail. If at all possible, bring your confirmation number. If you don't have that, just let us know what name was on the order and we can look it up. Yeah, just like years past, we can find you and give you your credentials. You can also contact support.frontcates.com and they will help you out with any questions. That's on it. Yeah, go go to Go to. Yeah. Not to contact. Yeah. Contact them at that website. Oh my God. You guys are just showing off now. Look at for one piece just typing no big dumb just typing

So yeah, that's going on how quickly can they get Gus sucks in Clock's taking done I heard clear I heard furious clicking while it's gonna be a they probably have a shortcut for that though That was really impressive. I wish it said Gavin but I was fully expecting it to say yeah. You wish it said Gus sucks Gavin. Well you want to take me always. Reflect the truth. What else do we need? We have autographed ticketing. We're going to have autographed ticketing. So if you you're going to have slots for people can pre-reserve their place in line to get autographs. So if you have a ticket, you should receive an email that will allow you to redeem your place in line to receive someone's autograph.

Okay, well let me ask you to fill up them. For everyone else who's not coming to RTIX, which is a lot of people, what can they do? Can they watch anything? Can they see anything? Yes, we're really excited. YouTube is sponsoring all of our livestream content. So all of our panels and center stage will be broadcast and livestream via YouTube. So even if you're not at the event, you still watch it all. I'm looking at the camera. I feel like that's creepy. You still watch it all online. And we're going to we're going to try to do things a little differently. We had a call with them the other day to try to figure out the best way to deliver all of that content to people.

You know, before we just like turn to to Cameron and just had it go all day, this we were trying to actually schedule it out and have it be a lot more targeted, a lot more information for people. Is Funhouse doing this thing or no? Funhouse has a panel at RTX. Funhouse has two panels at RTX. They have the Funhouse panel and the DUDESoup Live panel.

Yep. I don't know when the Funhouse was. DUDESoup live panel. I don't know when the funhouse, so the Dudesoup is Saturday? You can. Dudesoup is Saturday at seven o'clock in the JW Marriott and Funhouse is Friday at one o'clock at the Hilton. Okay, the most schedule. Mm-hmm, I love that.

Barbara develops all of that. It's crazy. There was so much programming this year. Is over 100 panels? There's over 100 panels this year. Since we expanded three locations, we have panels everywhere. All the time. I can't imagine what a nightmare that is to schedule.

It was a nightmare, but I think the flow of everything is going to be a lot better this year, because it's going to be so spread out. So it's not going to be like all these people trying to go to one location at all. We haven't told, I want to tell Bernie about Mortal Kombat. OK, you should. Are we, is it confirmed, Quittac?

Yeah, we can talk about it. So we're, you know, screw attack it confirmed? We talk about it. Yeah, we can talk about it. Okay, so we're you know screw attack is coming down to RTX yeah, and they're bringing their screw attack arcade with them. Yeah, and we're talking Beth and air we're talking with them the other day and They were the guys who run the arcade. We're talking about how they met this guy named Tom and Tom's really good at Mortal Kombat 2 They said that he's played like at at the screw attack arcade, he's played like 600 games of Mortal Kombat 2 and no one's ever beat him. And that he's so good that they have a little sign they put up on the arcade, this is Mortal Kombat.

So we're meeting with them and I said, no one's ever beat him, 600 games. They said, yeah, I said, what if we had a contest? And if throughout the entire RTX weekend, if someone can beat Tom at Mortal Kombat 2, we'll ship them to arcade cabinet. They said, yeah, I said, what if we had a contest? And if throughout the entire RTX weekend, if someone can beat Tom at Mortal Kombat 2, we'll ship them to our arcade cabinet. They could have it. Cool. So I love that. If you can go, it's at the JW Marriott, if you're an RTX attendee, and if you can beat Tom at Mortal Kombat 2, we'll give you the arcade cabinet. How do I watch that? That's like racing for pink slips. Right. It was the

same kind of thing. I feel like we should livestream that old day. We should like a separate channel. Well, yeah, we should see if we can find out how to get a camera there that's yeah that's kind of the reaction when someone actually beats him be insane if it happens they said that he'll play he'll toy with people like he'll win the first round and learn how they play the second round he'll sometimes throw it on purpose just to like make him think like they have a chance in the third on he'll just like you gotta be able to be somebody just by button mashing at some point at some point because you can block encounter and stuff kind of thanks

God I trust his skills Why why was that is that not sensible thing? I'm just saying by button matching my random thing We're going over the course of a whole weekend my money's on not Tom my money's on you Oh, yeah, that's it that's in the works. I don't know. I don't know what the status that is I would heard a thing about that for a while which I should find I should let me find out the status of that Oh, you'll go Kouruma on the website says Bernie you guys totally called it on the eSports drug testing They're drug testing now. Yeah, they get it for all stuff for eSports. Yeah, for like really drug testing for like for on it Or something probably really not really what's what I'm thinking of?

Not on it. No, was that my joke? I'm thinking of. Not on it. No. Was that my joke? Was it like a speedy or? Adderall. Adderall. That's the one I think.

That's the one they all get addicted to. Yeah. Not all of them. Just a good one. Just a good one. And I guess they seem that improves their performance. So it's unfair if they're using it. Yeah.

Not everyone in these sports is addicted to drugs. Just the ones who don't have lawyers. No, it's not addicted. Site is super slow from all the traffic, but I'm glad there's finally journal entry up. You guys are too busy for your own good. What is up with the site? Now, I came from Melissa Green.

It's being worked on constantly. It's when the site is developed, we have limited capabilities to stress test it. That is correct, dude. So once you throw millions of people at it, you discover a lot of things that didn't come to the service before. So Adam and the tech team have been working pretty much around the clock to try to He looked pretty gruggy at the meeting this morning.

He's trying to read things up before. He has site and RTX on his plate right now. And everyone else's problems as well. He's a big of plate. He should get a bigger plate or we should our TX for a couple of months. So he's working hard at it. He posted a journal the other day, outlining the upcoming fixes and issues

to be addressed on the website. So it's also an issue of migration where everything's kind of slowly going on to the new site. Yeah, that's true. The way that information was stored in the old database was so cobbled together because it was a site that was originally, you know, developed 11 years ago and then Kind of incrementally upgraded over that time. So they are the data the database was a mess So I'm pulling all of that data into the new framework, which is much more scalable is also slowing down the process a bit

So once we get through the migration, you should see significant speed improvement. We should run a cron job We should run a cron job. And just modulate the subnet. That's what you let you go to modulate the subnet. What do you think that means? Every time you suggest a technical fix, it's always what you let the subnet. Oh, or increase subnet modulation. It just sounds like you something that doesn't it? What are you only? So you like my recommendation to the Martian? I'm gonna go blind recommendation to you if I may. May I do that? Helen Keller biography? May I do that?

That's horrible. She was mad! She was mad! She was mad! There's a game that I downloaded on Steam. I'm trying to test out different games for podcasts lots of plays, which by the way, we need to record one for this week. Oh, we have what's scheduled.

Oh, we do? Yeah. When is it? Am I in it? No. What? What happened? I'll tell you about it later.

Yeah, after it happens, apparently. Do you already play? Do you already play? No, no, no. You can tell me if you did. No, I wouldn't be with you. You can tell me if you did. I wouldn't be with you.

You can tell me if you did. I wouldn't be with you. You can tell me if you did. I wouldn't be with you. I wouldn't be with you. I wouldn't be with you. I wouldn't be with you. I haven't been on one of the ages. Well, we have a problem. You know we have to play Rocket League. We do have to play Rocket League. That's one of the ones I was looking at. But there's a game called, and somebody who's got a PC in front of them can probably tell me what the actual name is. From memory, I believe the name of the game is TIS100. Gavin. Gavin Lohed is a finger stuck in a bottle of beer again. He spilled all over it. And he spilled it all over himself.

T.I.S. 100? It's like a hacking game where you just have programming like windows and stuff like that. And you just like, and it's like on steam, there's positive or there's mostly positive, positive, some other kind of positive, and then overwhelmingly positive. And this is overwhelmingly positive.

It's a hacking game? All the reviews for that. There is god I think got it so fast you rewrite corrupted code So that's like a part of the TIS 100 I got to be right to boom so that looks like a game that you would love Did you I haven't even played it? I think you'd love that game. I want to I want to play that It looks that looks fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, um, do you have a play that came into the matrix on Xbox? No, the MMO. No, the original like, the original Xbox game around the time that the matrix... I know the one time.

Yeah, I played that. And there was a whole sort of like you could type crap into the... You could get crap by just typing matrix stuff into the matrix. How do you type crap? You're so good at explaining it. You could type crap to get crap by typing code into the matrix? You're typing crap into the matrix. Someone, I can't remember exactly what it was, but you have to.

Well, it sounds awesome. No, it's just like a mini-game portion between all the shooting and stuff. It was just weird, it was very interesting mechanic. And I never complete it. There might be a whole website. Do you remember that hacking simulator website where it was just like, you would load the website

and it was just like a terminal screen and you would just like mash on the keyboard and it would just use it to look at that. That really still exists, I hope so I don't know I just say this so we have a lost let's play at this point. Oh yeah, it's a very important one Yeah, sadda the sad time when that happened. It's a sad time. We had a we had what we thought was a fix If I think I talked about the podcast where we used a program called was it odb. Oh, yes, oh, yes If I think I talked about the podcast where we used a program called was it OBS OBS Thank you for shit OBB

Please don't do the best you know me I'm going to go for some stuff to go figure it didn't work cuz ODB But it was OBS we use we were gonna burn the names in on the fly and actually ruin the video like the videos like it It was contagion and guess what we won we actually finally we won We finally won contagion and we can't fucking salvage the video. I think the video is like one frame, one feet works, but it's not even full frame. It's like a small window in the corner. It's just Ashley's view. It's got to be a way we can get the video. You're also just talking about that system and how awesome it is being a little bit more.

No, because I thought it was and then we went to go edit the footage And it was like the editor was like can't do it. I feel like we did a test and it was we did numerous tests And and the most frustrating thing was they all failed in the same way the video failed the same way yeah, and then Ashies would just screwed up it got screwed up in the way that we kept trying to fix and we got everybody fix Including Ashley but hers went back back that stupid one third screen, but it recorded in full frames So we can actually like find a way to if somebody people want to see it Well, typically it all from Ashley's perspective typically video formats to just containers for like Deeper video, right? We could just pull the underneath crap out But they're really I tried running like the normal video repair tool that we have. I really don't know what to say to you. Guys, we were so happy because

usually when we train you're the one fucking talking about the container. I'm trying to explain to you. Usually I get a total of five it's like a hundred gigs for a let's play and these were like 10 gig files. I was like, oh, this is the greatest thing ever. Nope. Oh, there's no data. Oh, yes, this is a fucking piece of shit. Yeah. OBS, POS. Yeah, the funhouse canceled Half-Life 3. What happened here?

Yeah, they called it. It's over. Yeah, it's done. They said it. They said it. And Gabeen was like, yeah, it's over. Wait, what? They got that story a long time ago.

They sat on it and researched it for a while. They had a source inside of Valve that talked about the status of Half-Life 3 in terms of development inside the company. And then I saw a message from a tweet from Bruce Day that he's been on emailing back and forth all day with one of the writers from Half-Life, the series. So that means they'll probably anticipate if they haven't already done one and they're posting it right now. I think they did post a follow-up actually today. Okay, I was on Saturday, so I haven't seen what's been up today, but yeah.

Yeah, I think that you were there when we were talking about it. We were talking about like a week ago, we were talking about that story. It's true. Yeah. That writer made a follow-up, like someone emailed him asking for clarification and then the writer replied, and I think whoever sent initially email I saw a poster screen shot of their conversation talking about it. I don't know man. So half like three unconfirmed basically.

Basically the internet ruined it for themselves with the negativity and criticism. You know what? No. You know listen, they don't have the confidence anymore which says about how good the game was to put out game you know i got to say it's all i got to say to it's like the way why need into the way you know this the big thing is like that i've been reading a lot of articles this week about or this weekend about the

adam sanland movie that just came out which bomb talked about how adam san this is the greatest basically done at this point and it's like what we're wrong with adam sanland i said this big analysis in like variety or the Hollywood Reporter, where it talked about like, he had a more immature style that didn't really transition. He's got older and people, we had other men, man, child actors that came along

like Will Ferrell who could do it better. And people like Seth Rogen who are more age appropriate and the big analysis. And the whole time I'm reading and going, yeah, or maybe it's just a video game movie and those don't do well. You know what I mean? It's like because people who like video games reject tend to reject anything that is

like catered towards them. Honestly. I mean really? He's a genius pop culture. Yeah. And then the pop culture at large doesn't really all that much care about video games. You know, I did a scop program do in theaters because that's kind of, I mean, it's a cult hit. So, yeah, in theaters, I don't think it did well.

Hey, what was Edgar Wright's ant-man movie going to be like? I have no idea. You want to talk about the ant-man by the way, for today, I've seen it. I haven't seen it. I saw it. What'd you think about the ant-man?

Six out of 10. People who look like really like it. I really like the opening weekend. I really like who Rudd is like to. I love him. My kids, yeah, he's very like to as a movie as a plot it was like dude if I was age you get to the point where you work out enough you have a fucking six pack Get that guy shirt off for more than like two seconds

He's he's on friends as Jennifer and it's his boyfriend. So he's like Anytime any time I see Paul run. I can only think of that Phoebe was played by Jennifer S in right I'm just kidding I'm just kidding I can only think of the show me celery man oh yeah I get a lot of celery man what is that it's from the Tim and Eric Tim and Eric's awesome show honestly I think it'd be a better superhero if there weren't any ants like the ant pot was like you need the ants if you don't have the ants that movie is not for note that is Iron Man. That movie is exactly Iron Man.

I mean, even like the villain is the same villain in Iron Man, and the fight is the same fight. Well, like a business associate like that. It's literally the same thing. I did like what the Alamo did. Did you see what the menus- Oh, yeah, it's cool. They did tiny little menus and gave everyone a magnifying glass.

Well, we shot something today at the slaughter, Alamo, and they have a thing we could take a photo. It's like the comic book and it has a magnifying glass and you stand behind that, but then in front of like a magnified like newspaper. Cool. Yeah, it's really cool for people to take photo of. So some of that. But my kids said it was their favorite Marvel movie ever.

They loved it. They absolutely absolutely absolutely. I just didn't actually absolutely love the two. I didn't think I always spoil the plot I don't think he spent enough time small I would agree with that Spence off the movie with that is I am I'm so yeah, you don't really want to see that it's like watching him on his day off I want him to be a I'm not at man. I'm just man today I come to bother to end up

But to me it's basically Iron Man if you took Tony Stark and you start into two characters You split him into the smart guy and you split you split him into the Awesomely Charning guy the basically then you have Ant-Man as a movie as a whole and they changed it from being about the original Ant-Man The old guy Hank Pym which was because the Marvel family was awesome to see all the Pym stuff That was really cool, but apparently they didn't go with that character because he got super weird and rapey in the comics. Yeah, he's like a drunken like hit somebody and stuff. So he's like Tony Stark. Yeah, well they kind of like went away from the drunk stuff with Tony Stark in the movies. Like they never really touched on that very much. Did they? I mean in the comic, it's like a hundred issues of Tony Stark dealing with his his alcohol. Because it's really only that one scene in Iron Man 2?

Yeah, Iron Man 2, they kind of get close to it. Yeah, yeah. Here, I got one more thing to read here. But I mean it was fun. I would say I mean it was fun. Yeah, definitely watch it, but maybe watch it on a plane. There you go. You want to make sure you watch it on a little screen.

It's a marvel movie. You got to watch it because you're going to watch every Marvel movie. And I have to, they're so smart. We're going to save movies now. It's big for an ad. Okay. Also, it had a really weird negative effect. It had a negative effect that I am not as interested in the new Avengers movie, which

is hard to explain if you haven't seen the movie. But there's different Avengers. Because of the different Avengers specifically, right? Exactly. I want to move up at the end of the last movie and you're just like, and then you see one of them in action. You're like, I am not interested in that guy. Yeah.

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When you were talking about old versions and stuff, just thinking about old crap. Did you play Chip's Challenge? What? Chip's Challenge? It was awesome. Did you ever chips challenge? What? Chips challenge? Game was awesome. Do you ever play that? No, I don't even know what that is. What is that?

Is it a British thing? I don't know. It was on my old computer. I had like Windows nae or something. What is it? It was a really hard game. You run around, you have to pick up flippers and swim and sticky shoes. Sissy, sicky shoes. You're a drug.

How many years did you have to do that? All of a sudden, basically, as a game that I haven't thought about in about 15 years, it's flooding straight into me and it's kind of like trampoline over my words. Does it's coming in my brain? I got, hey, does this sticky shoes? What? If you don't want the sticky shoes, you keep going around. The control room is on top, so what I've learned is that Cole is worthless.

Yeah. All in there. Michael, Michael, let's go. Cole's running straight on the left. Flinkle? Nice one. worthless. Yeah. Okay. Michael. Michael left. Cool. Michael left. Flankhole. Nice one.

I tried to play a game with Cole over the weekend. He fucking ignored my invite. Did you really? You got ignored by Cole? Yeah. He's on line. Let me send him a party invite. Cole's a popular guy.

What did you try to play? Here's of the storm. So for the first time, I was telling these guys before the podcast started I was playing here's of the store yesterday and for the first time is that came out? Yes for the first time in who knows how long like I played a game and I had a thoroughly we won I had a thoroughly enjoyable time won I had one teammate who was like really positive and really like Support of the whole game and when the game was over he sent me a friend request. I was like great and really like support of the whole game. And when the game was over, he sent me a friend request.

I was like, great. Yes. Make it friends. I was like, I accept it. I can't remember the last time I accepted a random friend request. What platform is this on? PC.

So it was typing. It wasn't over the headset. And it was like, that was a positive experience. I hope I get to play with that guy again in the future. Do you think you've done that this? And this is where the story ends? Yeah, I was like, wow. That's great.

Look at you. Did he know that you were a progress? The Gus. Did he just mean montage with on progress? The Gus. He's been a montage with Gus like skipping with this guy, like on a computer. Yeah, we're holding hands on the keyboard. You're just waiting for him to come online.

He's like, hey, how's it going? He's going to find out that his mom paid this guy. I can't imagine it. So in what way was he missing surrealist in the Vichet? By the sounds of it you you already became friends with him because he was just nice to you. He was really nice About guys, well people no one's been nice to you and in 10 years like playing online games everyone's a fucking asshole I fronted people. No, you have a pleasant experience. It doesn't have to stand out. You just thought, yeah, I'll be friends with you.

No, it's totally still down. I was super happy. We'd play again. A plus plus. We haven't talked about something. We haven't talked about that fucking ridiculous party. We went to Invincon. I didn't want to talk about that.

Do you want to talk to your friend? I want to hear about it. You talk about it. It was, I can't even think of the right. I can't use the right word that I want to use because I'm wearing a tumbler hat. But it was ridiculous. And it was this thing where they,

first of all, they contacted us beforehand. And they said, in order to go to this party after ours, this company that was putting it on. And that was, it wasn't clear. Like it wasn't clear who was having this party. And yet, RSVP had been advanced and it was only going to certain people. And they would give you a golden ticket. And then you wouldVP in advance, and it was only going to certain people, and they would give you a golden ticket,

and then you would take the golden ticket, and then you could get on the shuttle, and they would take you to the estate, in which the party is being held, and you were not allowed to go there by yourself. You could not drive to the estate. You couldn't take an Uber to the estate. They would turn away every private vehicle.

Yep, that wasn't that shuttle. What if you walked? You couldn't do that. You had to go on their shuttles to do it. And then their shuttles to take you away. So I'm like'm like clearly they're gonna bring us there and like sales pitch or something They're shut the doors and you had to be there at a certain time to get it be there by 11 I just was gonna be a cult something's gonna happen at a sex party So this was like a lot of people were asking each other about this and I was super skeptical about it

And though I knew people like was it an actual like well-known company? No, I did you ever heard of it? Never heard of it in my life So and then it was like and it was like and then it was actual like well-known company? No. Did you ever heard of them? Never heard of it in my life. So, and then it was like, and then it was like, and then it became like this like mythical level thing that people were talking about. It's like, it's gonna be crazy. It's gonna be so fucking crazy. So, we were out today with Freddie and Felicia.

Felicia bailed out. She goes, all she said was, there's gonna be mermaids at this party I heard that. There's gonna be mermaids. Like there was like, there was gonna be fire people. There was gonna be, there was gonna be oompa loompas, like higher than bloopers. And everything, I don't know how Willie Wonka

and mermaids could mix that. We have a belt ticket. Yeah, so Felicia just said, if there's mermaids there, just find out how the vagina works. How does that whole thing work out? That was a potting wood. Yeah, I see a spot in that out.

So I just sent her a picture of mermaids on Twitter. But when we got there, she said we're mermaids when we got there. Just a picture of their mermaids. Freddie was like, I'm not, Freddie was like, smile in that out. So I just entered a picture of Mermaid than Twitter, but when we got there, because we're Mermaid, so we got there. Just a picture of their Mermaid. Freddie was like, I'm not, Freddie was like, buck in the system, he said, I'm not going on their stupid shuttle, let's go. So we got in Freddie's van, he has like a mini van.

It's awesome, dude. I'm so happy to run in Freddie's van. Like, and he like hacked the computer display, so now it's just a picture of a slot. Like a cross-ditch sloth. So I actually had a periscope to one time from Freddie's van. Last time I was in LA. And so we tried this van right up into the state.

And he parked it like, it was not a place where you're supposed to park it. You just said, by parked it right in the middle, like double parked against other cars on the lawn, essentially. It was like the massive mansion. It must have been several tens of millions of dollars in this mansion. It was probably an 18,000 square foot house. And he just drove right up to it and just parked

the wheel to the floor. Just the house or including the acres of land or whatever. No, 18,000 square foot house. And that was a guest house. Which had a pool in it. And then out back was the outdoor pool. And then you went down down the to the grotto

And there was the lower outside. There were also waterfalls. Yes But we're making it sound great. It was it was awful. It was awful Like we walked up show it should we tell who we saw the front door that said this to us. Yeah, yeah It was the going Sam from corridor digital. We walk up. You see us to go get the fuck out of here That's it's their first response. They're like, there's no reason to go in there. And we went in there. It was like, I just want to know even more. I know, but it was just so.

We had to go in. I'm Gabby went, but it was one of the weirdest slash worst things I've ever went to. Well, everything at the house was, there were like paid performers and stuff and a lot of people without shirts. There was a naked woman wearing a chandelier Yeah, one girl dressed like a lamp and another one dressed like a tree. There were tons of umpholimpas There were tons of all the pulls were filled with mermaids How many drugs did you do before going to this place?

I you know it was crazy like I mean literally as soon as we walked in there was like this big like Glide this house it must be a place that just rent for these kinds of things and it was like whoever built this house Had aspirations would be like Hugh Heffner or whatever. And it was just, but the problem with Augustus would have infuriated you, is that like, what's the one thing you want to do at a party? What's the drink? You want to get a drink? Nope. Wait, what? First of all, there was no music, which was weird, because I normally would not complain about like, music's too loud at parties. This was no, this was no music. And then there's like, so much acreage to the place. So like yeah, I think when dresses a chandelier You just heard her like clinking all the way down the stairs

Yeah, I think what happened is there was music, but there it was so big that it didn't carry far enough Like that sounds it was very good. So all you would hear is the waterfall and people yelling just like very well It's like this sucks and all the booze is this weird like crap made from tea was sponsored so everything was like a promo thing there was like promo Booth for like a service. There was a book. There was a bar with a beer But it was all like one brewery that like obviously paid to be there like they look like boots Yeah, and a thing and then there was like a there was a tea-based liquor yeah and it tastes like medicine it's a grim this all sounds fucking terrible and we're and everyone there who I recognize like I

walked up to Joe Beretta from Beretta and Beretta yeah yeah yeah and I walked up to him and he was just like looking around this and I was like yeah right and he's like what are we doing how are we doing it how do we how are we here and we're just, I don't know. And every interaction was pretty much exactly like that. So the people who took the shuttle, could they leave it anytime they wanted? Or did they have to wait for the shuttle to? I didn't, they were there to wait for the shuttle. Wow, they're a trap game.

That was a main reason, Gus, what you just said is the main reason what I didn't want to go through. Right. Do you have that picture of you by the fireplace? Oh, me and Freddie. It's like, we were just like, we got bored and we just started looking around the house

for like the awful taste Like has anyone ever bought a mansion and tastefully decorate it of course not I'm not documentary with Michael Jackson just buying everything That one that one that was that thing you might have to rotate this Patrick we have 18,000 square feet You just got to fill it right here with fun stuff sorry Patrick you have to rotate this one We don't know why I was rotated I'll send it to you though, but with fun stuff. Sorry, Patrick, you need to rotate this one. We don't know why I was rotated. I'll send it to you, though, but. So how? Email it? How long are you there for? I'm going to say, I mean, we wanted to leave after like five minutes, but I say we stayed

30 maybe half now. Okay, I'm honestly I'm glad we went. It was an experience. Was it far, like, was it a far drive to get there? Yes. Yeah, it was it was far, but we had rocking tunes provided by Freddie W. Um, did some cop into brute. So no one gave you shit for parking there. No, that was a letter non-sense. I think we're leaving there are people like they just take it away. They just didn't want to solve a sloth man. They just didn't want a hundred cars turning up. Right. That I also. All I'm picturing is if you have watching True Detective this season, all I'm picturing is like the party from this last episode.

Also they made it sound like someone's nodding their head over there. They made it sound like an exclusive thing. Oh you're selected for this golden ticket. Everyone had one. Like everyone had a golden ticket. Well the one who was the girl who was giving out the golden tickets, the box, the couple box collapse. Oh my god.

So that's me and Freddie in front of the fireplace. And I don't know who the guy is on the left. What are you doing? Why are you posting that? Which is something like Shag carpet. Scroll up the screen. Are you ready to eat? Are you ready to eat?

No, it's black. It's black. Look at the tiger. And there's me. I'm thinking about talking. That was the guy's like, that was one of like entertainment rooms. Oh my god. That's ridiculous. Oh, good. And then I got back and later that later that night or the next day I checked my email and I saw that it said, hey, the party in the name of the company and everything, the party, the party

live stream is about to begin. So the party was also live streamed, which is like I didn't see anything at that telling you that you were being live streamed. If you've ever seen me periscope when I walk up to people I tell them hey you're live the internet because you never know people might say something they don't have a microphone around or something they're just talking you know they mean. Yeah but boy God. When did that happen to them like eight years ago and it just came back. So I'm saying there's some saying careful watch them out everything's being recorded now everything watch them out. What's that happened to him like eight years ago and it just came back? So it's happened to clogs and say, and careful watch him out. Everything's being recorded now, everything, watch him out.

Watch him out. Because of the future when they find it. Because the future, right. Future. Although I'm pretty sure that was racist eight years ago. What is that? I'm fairly certain. And I think it's been racist for a long time.

Yeah, I've been enjoying all these people getting caught for stuff they did a long time ago. It's great. Also, WWE said they fired him and Hulk Hogan said he quit. That was the announcement he made. I hope I never reach a point in my life where I'm like arguing with the WWE whether or not I got fired right away. Like that would be like just clear what happened there. What happened wrong between Bernie and the WWE?

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