Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Donut Hole Conspiracy - #339

Episode Date: September 1, 2015

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Is this right? I used to do them at like 10 a.m. We did. We used to back in the drunk tank days we'd sit in the rooms and the conference room we take over for from 10 a.m. to 11. What's up? Dangers eight shit off camera. I heard a thump and then I saw damn like Dan the man is in town He is thank you. What's come up here? Why don't you jump in here with the hell?

So I heard a really funny story Dan. What do you in town to do first of all? Yeah, I want you to tell us why he's getting on Mike. What is he here? I'm a slimmer guy. He's shooting with a sponsored video. Yeah. He was go-go, wasn't it? Yeah. Can you say? I guess you say. I can't be said. You're a dude. But I actually heard a really funny story. I heard a little tidbit.

Was it tidbit or was it a tidbit? A little tidbit. A little tidbit. That he's saying your house, right? Always. Yeah. You're saying it. You have his house? Yeah. I heard that you walked in on May in Crabron and then didn't walk out immediately. I didn't realize. I didn't realize. Because, you want to jump in? No, no, no.

Because I knocked on the door because I was going to take a shower and I went to make sure that May wasn't in a room at the time. I'm sure she might be to topless. Exactly. And I was like like I knocked on the door and then the dog was in there and it started barking Yeah, so I couldn't hear what she said and then as I was like okay walked in and she had like she was like holding like a Top like that. I just thought she was wearing a top. I was like, oh hey, I'm just gonna jump in the chair She's like, oh, that's their top like that. I just didn't realize it in process and then she was like, oh yeah on top This I thought oh, sorry and I left and then he made out like a walk dinner and I was like, and I was like, oh, hey, you can said we walked in on her.

That's the same thing. Meg, what happened? Tell us what really happened. Let me tell you the real story here. I always, let me just start this by saying, every time Gavin and Dan tell me the same story, I give Gavin so much shit. I'm like, you're being so mean.

I'm sure Dan's version is closer to the truth. Dan, that is such a lot. It's not. Here's what happened. I was selling in costume. I'm, it's selling at top to the truth. Dan, that is such a lot. That's not. Here's what happened. I was sewing in costume. I'm sewing it top. So I just started sewing in my bra because I kept putting it on to adjust it and take it off. I hear knock knock knock.

What I tried to say was, Gavithetsu, you can come in. I got Gavithetsu door open. I pulled the shirt out of the sewing machine to cover my thing and not like didn't know I stopped with stangos Oh my god sorry sorry sorry do you mind if I take a shower? Cuz I'm just gonna get in there and I'm literally I'm holding it like this and I go yes get out So I feel like this is an ambush like you're like oh yeah, I'm On the podcast I never said I'm You peace across then I said get out dance just the door and goes sorry again

I just wanted to make sure it was okay. I didn't hear what you said you knew you did wrong Come on you make it like I was like oh she's hopeless. I'll just stay in here Literally, oh no, I was like fully were like sorry sorry Make I don't want to victim blame here, but I've got to ask how the setup is in your house. Yeah. Why is your, why is the guest shower in your room? It's not.

They're just so, it's in your room. It's in your room. It's in your room. It's in your room. It's in your room. It's in your room. It's in your room.

It's in your room. It's in your room. It's in your room. It's in your room. It's in your room. It's in your room. It's in your room. It's in your room. It's in your room. It's in your room. It's in your room. It's in your room. It's in your room. It's in your room. It's in't use that bar through any more ever. So because you threw up on a shower curtain you can't put it back up. Yeah what was it supposed to

get washed and I let vomit on it. It was right in the middle of laser team so it stayed there for ages. Why did you vomit on the shower curtain? Yeah. What's going on in your house? No I had food poisoning so I was pooing. I was doing bum week. So vomit. So there's stuff that's going out of all ends. So basically I went into the bar, but I just had to jam my head through the shower curtain and went all over it. Oh my god, that sounds like a nightmare. I had a friend in college who he got really sick and he was vomiting. He was vomiting.

I can't believe it. And while he was doing it, he started shitting too. Just like, ah! Wait, which end was, he was vomiting into the toilet while he was doing that. He lost control of his bowels, so he started shitting some of the things. Someone under the bathroom grounds. Someone told me a story about how they had a friend around the house who was like puking in one of the toilets and then the person who owned the house was like,

not, don't use that bathroom. So while he was puking, he puked from that bathroom all the way to the other bathroom. There's like a trail of pew. Oh, the way to the other bathroom. It's just really drunk. Oh, he's wasted, yeah. It was like a house part. I mean, there's one time where I like walked into my roommates room when I was like piss drunk and I just busted him in his girlfriend and lay him in bed and I just started.

Oh, I'm not working on the audio podcast. Oh, man. Hey, Jeff. So Jeff, I said to Jeff, why don't you come on the podcast, because we'll be here. And Jeff said he couldn't come on the podcast, because he had an appointment to get acupuncture. I've always got an excuse.

Well, I can't do that. And I said, what I say is that you said, it's OK. You don't have to tell people. You don't have to tell people that you're going to acupuncture. Dude, acupuncture is fucking cool. What do you have done? Why actually what? But it's not like one of these sort of you know, what are you solving? Can we ask you that what you would probably listen I'm an I'm fucking I'm an old man now. I'm 40 years old. Are you stiff? I'm stiff. I am

You I love not thanks. I Come here. I'll take there He loves Dixie. I I Love's Dicks I Have decided to fix my body because I just been a hard life too late. It hasn't been good. Yeah, so I I have a chiropractor Get it every week. I get new body. Yeah, I should and I get I get that I had just a bad back My back sucks. I know about this you guys know about this

Yeah, I bitch about all time Ryan you went over there like like go inside I need those in your back to help it. I do every Monday I'm pretty they just like what's your problem with your back hair? Needles you can be like sitting still for a long time hurt you so Doing this is like strangeness activity. I I don't know when it happened But supposedly I did some damage to my C4 and my C5 I suspect it was when I built a skateboard park at TNI Yeah, and I hurt my back one time there and I guess she said that the the damage to me is about 15 years old. She can tell by like there's like my vertebrae of calcified

Yeah, you Know my vertebrae of like have like calcified and that's From the like it's trying, it's a whole thing. But she said it looked like 15 or so years old, which would put it about the time that I hurt my back at TNI, and I had to go to the doctor for a while. Ryan, I have to ask, is this bullshit? I mean, does he complain about having a bad back

in the office all the time? Not once, never. Is it just an excuse to be complaining? Because I'm not a baby. Suddenly a 430 in a Monday. This is a problem. Unsolvable problem. But so I decided at 40 that I should take care of my body, right?

I could call. I could call. Yeah. So I'm getting assignments almost due. Do you remember our friend, Laurie Webb? Mm-hmm. Jason Salda, I need a sex girlfriend. She's an orthogonal carapractor.

She's an orthogonal carapactor. That what you do? She told me beg to me to go get this thing called my atlas adjusted. Uh-huh. And see one vertebrae. I see one vertebrae. You're absolutely right The brain sits on on top of it. Yep

Uh, and so I went and mine was seven millimeters off and twisted by the way You're gonna ASMR trigger Gavin over there and he's gonna fall asleep. Oh, so that wasn't seven millimeters by the way what this Yeah, it was about seven millimeters out I don't know it It's a fucking yeah. I wasn't trying to be a little... Seven million is that. I'm gonna go in and kick your dick off. Somebody on the other side of the house,

it's like, you're doing like seven million. Yeah. Two centimeters a cock. It's about that big. Yeah. So, yeah, so I have a seven millimeter off fucking atlas thing. So I go in every week and they fucking hit it with a gun like this.

It's like a stick. It's like a stick. And then the entire left side of my body goes like, lax. It's really interesting. Did you feel it like shift? Can you feel it, pop? Yeah.

Really? No, I can't feel it shift. I can just feel like, I don't know how to describe it, but like you're funny, but in your head. Yeah, kind of. And like the entire left side of my, I guess you carry stress, you don't realize it. And like when it's back in place,

all of like everything just like loosens up. Did you just get my fun face loosens up? No, it's from the skateboarding thing, I think. But, by the way, if I recall correctly, he had a rail that he built. He had a ramp and he had a rail, and I, like, I could recall correctly, you were grinding on the rail

and it fell and landed on the rail. I did, yeah. Like on the bus, you're back. Yeah, and it was just fucked up. And I think that's what you're referring to. What's up? I don't think that's what your injury's from. What do you think it's from? Well, there was a time.

I watched him do it where he was doing like a reverse, Griffin hug, and he fell backwards onto his couch, and there was an Xbox controller there, and it got embedded in your spine. It's too bad. And then you said for the rest of the unite that your spine felt wet. It did.

Oh my gosh. I've had a few injuries. But anyway, so yeah, every week now I go get the, because I just have my back hurts all the time. So now I do atlas and the fucking, I keep up. Yeah, we're approximately did the controller embed itself. As soon as back. Like Sean Ryan.

Sean Ryan. I give a reference to my wife. Seven millimeters away from me. No, that's the way lower than what he's talking about it's about seven mil off the point is about seven the neck bone is actually down then you're talking about something right up here right so I have a tremendous amount of pain between my shoulder blades and then my lower back and then the entire left side of my body but since I've got my

allos adjusted four times now it's mostly going after a certain age's just, it's a lot more efficient if you name the stuff that still works. It's as opposed to like trying to list all the stuff that's creaky or broken. That's true. Just go with the list of stuff that works. My right foot is awesome. Yeah, and I actually, I listen, I feel bad for your pain. I don't feel especially bad that you hurt yourself on the fucking skate park at TNI because

Jeff almost fucking killed me one time. We had a like one of those big overhead doors. Like here at the studio, we got this big like airplane. I forgot about that was awesome. Yeah, for you, I don't remember it. You never told me about it. But we had a big overhead door and it had no spring on it. So it wouldn't stay open.

Like a massive bay door that you back up across to. So the solution was there was a huge like that thick around, seven millimeters around, steel pole that was sitting right there and then they put that up and then let the, it was like, it was like, and the cost was the price. The pole was like eight feet tall. Yeah, all right, yeah.

I was in the dock. I was down like five or six feet down below the level of the bottom of the door. Jeff's talking to me and while he's talking to me, he just leans up and rests his hands on the open door, which lifts it up a little bit, and then the pole just goes, whistling, like this, and I'm walking away. This fucking steel pole comes down like a hatchet

in the middle of my head. Bang, I don't even remember it. It was like, I just thought like every vertebrae in my spine just went, could Duke like that? You got knocked for a fucking lube. That was awesome. Not too long after that, I don't know like that? That's what compacted you. You got knocked for a fucking lube. That was awesome. Not too long after that, I don't know if you remember this, you were walking to, I think we were at IHOP

after drinking downtown or something, and you were going to your car, and you walked into a fucking like a pipe. It was an apartment garage, it was like a pipe like right above my level, you ever do that? Like a cabinet door? You had like a fucking thing across your head for a moment. I always see kids do that when they you know sometimes you

get like you're walking path where you're not allowed to ride your bike down so they put two things like that to stop people from going straight down the bike I thought it was like cornstair right exactly the right height just go full pal gosh that's what the head like the head right here yeah back flip so this Megan's law not apply to you in England you have to look it up. It's a very funny joke.

It is very funny. You ought to believe it. The other killer was when I was a kid was those guide wires that would come off of telephone poles. And they were like, there's diagonal wires. And you'd be running along and you would just like close line yourself. Those are the, that's how they made the fucking blast run. There's an source.

They would hit those with a tuning film. You can find those things. Yeah. And the desert. I saw something on line about a fully work about an instrument that makes every Like horror movie sound effect. It looks like a circle and it looks like now I'll gender something like that or it's like it's all touch sensitive No, that's the theorem in I think that's that's what you're thinking about. That's like the good vibrations What is a beach boys thing? No, but there's this thing. It's like, you'd recognize all the sounds it may, so I'll put it up. And it's like, I think there's even like water in it

or some shit like that. So, what are you gonna go get done though? What's your acupuncture, what are you doing? They just put 28 needles in me? Fuck, and my neck down to my fucking ankles. Ancles is the one that hurt, everything else is fine. Neck feels good, but the ankles actually hurt, getting needles in your ankles.

I don't like it. But get it in my butt. Do butt do you really? Like where I get right in the butt? Do you like a the base right here? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, the base is fine now are they floating around in alcohol when they pull them out or they just on the table? You know, I've never fucking seen them because I've always been there in my back I don't know man Jeff floating around in alcohol. That's enough Yeah, that's around an alcohol that's enough. Yeah, that's the other one that's really good. That's why I was really. It's super relaxing, man.

Like, you do it and then you lay there for 20 minutes with the needles in you and you fall asleep. Sounds relaxing, you shit. You drool all over yourself. What? You're even asleep and you roll over on to your back. Why don't you show up? Why don't you kill you?

I'm kidding. Okay, Dan, soft, soft, octopus is telling me I'm talking about the hydrophone. That's what I'm talking about. Do you guys see, speaking of horror movies, do you guys see Wes Craven Dodd? Yeah, that sucks, man. It's sad. Was it 86, 96? He was 76. He was the guy behind Nightmare, Freddie Krueger basically.

Sure. He was behind the screen movies as well. Sure. Last house on the left, Hillside Vise. He uh, those are pretty gross movies. Nightmare and Elm Street freaked me out there. Like the first one that got- He discovered Johnny Depp. It uh, those are pretty gross movies. Not Marino Amstri, freak me out though. Like the first one, you discovered Johnny Depp. It got crazy after that.

It did. He, the writer director. Then Tim Burton stole him. He is credited for discovering Johnny Depp. And I think he gave Bruce Willis one of those worst acting jobs too. And kidding. Yeah.

There's that. Some fucking movie I never saw. I don't know. It might have been a TV show that he directed or something. But, yeah, well, Seth, why don't you keep you from your actual punch. Yeah, I gotta go. How do you get. It might have been a TV show that he directed or something. But yeah, well said, well, I don't want to keep you from your actual acupuncture. Yeah, I got it. I got it. How do you go in here? By the way, you've done chiropractic acupuncture. What's next? You do for knowledge? I'm not doing for knowledge, because that's bullshit. Next step, I had to cancel my appointment because my chiropractor asked me to because she said

it could fuck with the Atlas. We're all finally going to do the wrong thing. Are you really? Yep. That's algae, I will bet you $100. Reflexology is somewhere in your future. Where they push on your feet, all the zones and your feet. I'll do that. That's somewhere. I'll do anything of it cost money. Move the energy around your body.

Hey, go find the dude. Remember the brain massage guy that we were wanted to... Oh, the guy like an India or wherever? No, no, no. He's in office, he had a time in the back of his truck. Oh, I'm in the back of his truck. Yeah. I should find that dude and do the brain massage.

I'm sure there's some picture of it somewhere. Yeah, I bet there is. That's a good idea. All right, I'm out. I gotta get me to go get needles stuck in yourself. Gavin, you can rejoin us. Hey Ryan, what do you have to do but? Yeah, just hanging out.

How's replay going? Good, actually, we did another shoot today that will come out. I think we have Wednesday show. I heard a lot of screaming. There was a lot of screaming. Yeah. Thankfully no hospital trips involved. So it was it was a good lot of screaming. There was a lot of screaming. Yeah, definitely no hospital trips involved So it was it was the good kind of screaming. So what happened there? I mean what happened where the screaming?

Kill Meg, right? Is that the Try to kill his strong Look she was completely wrapped in pillows. What else should we do? I hate to interrupt I know I just left an all but I will say that he came into the office after he got back from the hospital And all he said was if I can't have her nobody will Not exactly how the conversation No, you tried to kill me we actually I I did not try to kill you did come on screen Some more sorry we have another

Can write a Ryan's like full shove that we edited it. Yeah, it was like this. That's what that is That is why you edited it though right, man. You had to edit it because you didn't want Ryan to look bad right So what exactly happened? Oh, so we're playing basketball. Right, no we didn't. So what exactly happened? Oh so weird. Were you supposed to play basketball? No we were trying, it was my idea. We were going to play Fisher Price basketball

in Sumo suits. And there were so. As you do. Right, like you do. heavily padded with helmets. I just point out. Complete safety gear, except for pads on the floor. So incomplete safety.

In complete safety gear. And then the helmets had stripes in the back that were missing. And I think that's actually like it came apart when my head like hit the floor. My favorite part of this whole thing is those belong to Maryl. Yeah.

The jar family owns this. Those are hers. She just had them. We just picked them up one day. But yeah. Well, then falling down was part of it, but I didn't want to like, fall on body check you out of the way.

So I was like, I'll just gently kind of guide her backwards and then Guide her backwards like you do No, yeah, we we talked about it after I was like I felt myself falling. I'm like I bet I could say this I'm supposed to fall. It's like that's the point is that we're all falling over and it went horribly wrong So today we also make your first time ever having a head injury Meg? Yes, it was terrifying. I never ever ever experienced anything like that ever Just a little like dreaming. Yeah, I was like dreaming while standing up and then I couldn't recall like basic facts.

It is just scary experience though when you know that your brain is wrong and you just there's nothing you can do about it. It's like that little voice in your head like when you're sometimes when you're really drunk or whatever. I get this little voice where like say I go to toilet I might write one. Get in the bowl here Dan you've got this and you're like well control it control it. You have that little voice, like say I go to toilet, I might write one, get in the bowl here down, you've got this, you're like, well, control it, control it, you have that little voice, it's consciousness, it knows your drunk. When you're, when you're bloody, smack your head open, you have that little voice, it goes, something's not right here, mate, you sort this out, and you're like, your brain's like dreaming, random stuff, like day dreaming, and you're just not right. I would actually really like it if the voice

in Meg's head was damn The but they I recently read a thing to you that that voice that's in your head the voice that you talk to yourself with That when you think those thoughts that there's actually minute Movements of your larynx like your your brain is actually like on a very very small level. Yeah, it is vocalizing. All right. I'm going to think of stuff right now. Are you ready? Oh. Oh.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You're right. Yeah. Listen to that. But the instrument by the way is called the water phone. Do you guys want to hear this thing? Water fire.

Yeah, here. I'll play it for you. Unless, is it what? Binding chance. Pull up a file for this. Did you? Oh, you did? Oh, let you play it then. You're here. I think they've got it.

Yeah, that's like every horror. Yeah, every, every horror like sci-fi movie has those sound effects in it. I don't know. Are you playing sound on that Patrick? Who are like sci-fi movie has those sound effects in it? I don't know, we- Are you playing sound on that Patrick? No, that's from you. Oh, that sound was all from you. Do you think someone like invented those sounds individually on other instruments and then just thought, oh no, wouldn't you put them in one? Yeah, it's pretty ugly.

I'm also wondering what happened first. Like, did they just make this and find out that it made the scariest sounds ever? Or did they make it specifically for scary movies? I think sound guys will get sounds wherever they can. They don't go to the movies. I want to buy one and just creep people out with it. Just hide like... I think I would just be creeped out by the way,

like hanging out playing music next to people in my closet. You know what I would say? I would love, you know, all the stuff they use for foley sounds, like there's all like trays of different material and like different shoes. It'd be cool if that was combined into an actual instrument. Like a big, spoked thing with with different shoes on the end of it. It would be like the one man band of lower noises.

Yeah, but just for Foley, it'd be great. Just like you were able to do it. You were able to do it like that. All right, well, we should say goodbye to Megan, to Ryan, so they're not just standing up there forever. I'm afraid we're going to cut back and see something we shouldn't see. He's a strange thing.

I like her makeup, damn it. I'm blue. Meg made her-out face. That was terrible. So, like, what do people do? Get on there and talk to us about what people do for sound effects, too. It's like to wit our sound effects. So, is there any way to sound technician?

That little voice up, my ears are always just kind of like a weird time. I think you have to do a lot of different things at the same time and be absolutely off your tits to be able to not have that voice. Yeah. Because I'm pretty sure I've always had that like little thing. Yeah. My Trump voice works the exact same way every time, which is I'll be like 11 30, 12 30, been drinking for a few hours solid. And my inner voice, my head just goes, stop right now and leave.

That's the, the voice is the exact same thing. And either I will listen to that voice and be smart or I will not listen to that voice And that's the last thing I remember why why do you have to leave as well? I cut you just stop it and continue mine mine Irish exit just got to like Disappeal like fucking throw a snow bomb down. I'm going mine's weird it'll do this thing where it's like it'll turn stuff into like a game So it's like drunk Blano play along with it. So it's like oh, we got a little check mark list And it's like okay, just get to the bathroom. It's like all, blame, I'll play along with it. So it's like, oh, you got a little check mark list. And it's like, okay, just get to the bathroom. And it's like, all right, mission accomplished.

Next thing is like, you have to like trick, you always is the equivalent of like, here comes the plane. It basically is. Yeah. Lauren, you're bringing us up, you question in an MMO. I had basically something like that happen in Seattle,

but I want to hear what cleanness is. I know you do. I mean, do. So Clayton, how do people like, where do most sound designers get the sound effects that they use? It's Clayton to wait everybody. Say hi Clayton.

Where's your official title with us? Uh, I just say sound to G.R. I actually don't know what they write on company newsletters right now. We say sound guy. Well, the point is, newsletters that you're in now. The original newsletters. Well, what Gavin's talking about is Foley, which is, yeah, you're literally sitting

in a room with a microphone that's very quiet with a big projector, with the movie on it, and you do whatever you can to make that movie sound like it should sound. And yeah, you're right, nobody invented a machine to make those weird sounds. They probably just put something together and we're like, that sounds pretty rad. But a little bit more on there. And so how long have you been working on laser team, for instance? Laser team?

You were working on reverse blue for this season. Have you done anything on laser team so far? I've done some trailers and stuff. It's on internal though. I'm giving you this. You pull me in all the time to show me like Star Wars stuff. Like the tie fighter, explain what the tie fighter noise is. I found this out undergrad.

I was playing with the sign effects we had in the school library. And I was, I forget what I was working on, but I took a baby elephant just moaning and slow it down half speed it sounds exactly like the tie fighter. Is that not what they used? I'm pretty sure it sounds I mean it sounds like a tie fighter. How does someone discover that? You just we just screw around the sounds all day. That's what we do. You get it whatever sounds you have and just find out. It's how the guy who was designing the sound of the TARDIS, you know what sound that is? No. Let me play it.

You're probably playing Ad now. I just, I all I think is that woo! Doctor Hool-Chee. Oh yeah, I know that. Yeah, he was a, he just opened up a piano and took his house key and scraped it down the piano wire. Really? I mean, that sound.

And it's like, yeah, I guess That sound. Yeah, I guess that works. Well, I think that a, I think that a, I think that a, I think that a, thank you so much. So one of the things I always love about the Slummo Guys videos is actually beyond the cool stuff that you guys shoot is the sound design for it. Because I go in and I watch when Gavin's editing. And it's, you know, whenever you see somebody edit,

it depends like when you're doing a let's play. There's six video tracks and six audio tracks. But when you do Slummo Guys, there's like two video tracks or maybe one, and then there's like 30 or 40 audio tracks. So like it looks like you're editing a song. I should put a screenshot of the one where we're firing guns, the automatic rifle. Because it was slow, I mean, basically the Phantom

doesn't record sound, and even if you record sound at like the highest data rate you possibly can, it's still completely inaudible when you slow it down that far. So you just have to retime sound effects like slim down like 50% and chop them all up. And basically I had to put in every single sound effect. So it would be like the click of the trigger and then the bullet, the muzzle flash and then the bullet going like, and then it would slide back sound effect for the new bullet, the shell being ejected. Would you find that you'd miss something? Like, oh, that's moving.

I have to make a sound for that now. But yeah, it was like over 30 different audio tracks because so much stuff was happening and had to last beyond the next one. Did you ever do a solo guys video where you didn't have sound and it just wasn't right, or did you start from the beginning where it was like us? Now, there are some where this like,

the thing doesn't make any noise. My favorite is when there's that bug eating another bug, and just when it puts it to its mouth, it just goes, oh, by the way, it's like, it wouldn't make that sound. Well here's like, we filmed a bug, eat another bug by complete accident, and it eats the fly out of the air.

But I was worried that people watching on a phone wouldn't really know what they were watching. So I put in the sound effect to signify something happened there, basically just eats the small fly, and I just ate as much to piece of pop. So, he was actually you. So he was just like, what's on watching on the phone, be like, ah, something must have happened there. Cool, awesome.

Great, what's your favorite slumber goes video that you guys have made? I feel like there's different favorites for different things, like the funniest ones of, I think the one where I was basically water-borted, because I had a condom on my head and it was just full of water. That was hilarious to watch. I found that funny afterwards. That was one of the funny ones. And then the recent one where I'm sat in the balloon, that was hilarious as well. That, that, the thumbnail for that one is probably one of the weird things. I'm the genre. It's so great. It's brilliant. And then there's other ones that look really cool, just like visually stimulating and you know, things like the water hit in the hydrophobic surface.

Oh, that was cool. The weird thing about that is how closely you guys got the red and the blue streams to hit the exacting. Such luck. You can't, like computers usually do that sort of stuff, but we might just went, yeah, three, two, one, and it was perfect pretty much.

All right, so so many stories about so many guys, like there's so much serendipity involved with that. Like the fact you've never lost a shot, you know, in a minute, it's like, just the fact you can grab everything in this four-second window, you know, and you get it in one seat. Slightly amended, I've never lost a shot. Ernie, he has.

Remember that, the Waterman and the rubber bands, and there was a video we did with the rubber bands around a watermelon, you put so many on, and it flings up. And one of the times we did it, it all flung up and like, Gav got swatted in the head with half the watermelon, but he triggered it too early. So he missed half the shot.

Oh, you missed it, you're getting too out of it, man. I mean, we got the bit that we use there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My favorite one is probably not one of those popular ones is the ink in the aquariums. I love that one. Dude, I love that one. Because I watched it one in 4K in my TV at home. It's like like I got a 4k version of Netflix and then 4k version of YouTube and you have to stream it directly because you can't go over

The cable to do it or you can't even do it on a on a disc So doing seeing that 4k like in my living room is like so relaxing Yeah, you tweeted out a video recently. It was like an old trailer. I guess that you guys made but it was like Hold on was a Patrick I sent you a vine where since we're we're talking about sound design. I sent you a sound design vine It was a sledgehammer week or something like that Oh, my real sledgehammer and I couldn't stop listening to Peter Gabriel after the I love you. You have the best tasting music of anybody in the company. It's mega AT's man Don't tell him that he does he was playing he was playing never ending story on Seth the other day

Yeah, yeah He's a good stuff. Going back to missing shots, I just remembered one of the classic ones. We were doing a laser beam going through a bunch of balloons. He hasn't come out. I'm not sure if it will. Dan missed the shot, basically. It's one of the reasons. Don't come out. Because I basically gave him very simple instructions.

Do the thing, run to the camera, hit the red button. He runs, he does the thing, He runs to the camera and then he goes You listen to why right? It's because that for a green laser beam or a blue real laser beam you wear orange goggles I eventually got I guess it's a big one That we missed the shot. Yeah, what's it then? He explained me to be in the shot. I was in the shot and it's a run around after running full-pelt. So I've had split seconds to make it anyway. But those split seconds mattered because I had blue goggles on.

I couldn't see what, yeah, orange goggles. I couldn't see what was going on. Like blue blockers, orange lenses to walk out the light. All right, well, I'm already sure you. Do you have that vine up biting chance Patrick? Yeah, this is a good sound design. Is it the duck? Here? I know that's like that to me is so awesome as a guy who finds like a bin full of these little ducks And he squeezes one and makes this honk Can you find the rest of this?

Like puts his hand and smashes all the ducks inside of it and let's go and it makes it sounds like it's playing again It sounds like the end of the world something hell It sounds like a sound like bagpipes It sounds like a stadium. Find the reverse version as well, which is kind of creepy. There's a vine that you kept on like, it wasn't in quoting, you're just making the noises and some lady doing a bubble bath. Yeah.

Barber loves it. I saw the vine, I just sent it to Barbara and I didn't put anything in it at all. I just sent the vine link to her and it's a lady taking a bubble bath and getting ready to like get the bubble bath with wine and everything else. It's just like cuts of her like pouring in the bubbles pouring the wine, you know, showing the water coming out and every every time she shows on she's like, oh my god, that's it. So Barbara does that constantly now.

I knew that was like, but it was perfect for her. How long do you think it would take that store to shift all those ducks? They're just like, who's that? Who? They'll take them years to get rid of all those. What do you mean to like take that store to shift all those ducks? Like, who's buying ducks? Who? It'll take them years to get rid of all those. What do you mean to like get through the whole inventory? Yeah, who knows?

After that video, there were actually sell tons of those things at a time. Like, sell a 20th of the thing. I like that the guy just bolts too. Yeah. I gotta say, I'm like, and Dan, we'll say goodbye here in a second, because we want to talk about packs here. You're gonna go to packs, did you? Oh no. Okay. But I'm really jealous, honestly, of viners,

like, their ability, we did vines for a while, Gav, and the ability to set something up and then pay it off in six seconds is really rare. I mean, it's really a hard thing to do. Yeah, and some people are just really great at it. You didn't do Instagram, because vines just like six seconds is not enough time, you know?

You know, it's kind of like, and we'll talk to talk to funny vibes. We should talk about the iPhone in a second You do have some very funny vibes. Yeah, you're what was your was it a vine that you did where you're walking through the green belt and you find yourself? Is that a vine? Instagram. Oh, that was really funny. I left my ass off at that and I showed it to Ashley. She's like that's weird But Dan we're gonna swap you out with Ashley because I'm gonna talk to Blaine and Ashley everybody say goodbye to mr. Dan Gritchie Mr. The man to be tubing again. Hey Dan. I just want to point out I haven't called you Danny once this whole time I went through like a whole trip one time where I just like couldn't keep myself from saying Danny or whatever reason Can't remember why so Ash come on in here and say hi?

No, don't that why I said look at his face. Look at his upset over there. Man, but packs here's the weird thing about packs. So this is packs prime. This is the one that's in Seattle, the original one. Ashy was at the very first packs when it was only 3,000 people. Gus and I were there as well. I think Jeff was there too. I think that's where I met Gus. Yeah, we were selling DVDs out of a suitcase literally. I mean, that's why we didn't know that you could sell, like, merchandise at a convention. So we sat in a table in a hallway selling DVDs out of a suitcase.

Is that legal? That's how we did it. What's Pax, who gives a shit? They sold a lot of other things out of their suitcase. Let's do. I'll let you guys talk about it for a second. But one of the weird things about this year is, normally Pax is on the Labor Day holiday.

It's a holiday weekend. And as a result of that, they do it four days, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and then Monday, the holiday. It's not holiday weekend. And it's as a result of that, they do it four days, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and then Monday the holiday. It's not on the holiday this weekend, but they kept the four days. Like their packs is going on right now as we're recording. Yeah, Barbara's podcast. Yeah. Yeah. The whole team is there. I have no idea why all the exhibitors were worried that it would be a ghost town because some people will take, they'll take one day off to go to the convention and they're used to taking the Friday off, but who's gonna take Monday off? It's nice on when it's on the holiday weekend because AX

today and nobody, nobody's really missing out on work or anything. So I don't know, it'll be really curious to see from from Barb and Gus and everyone when they get back how many people were really there today. Maybe they're totally wrong and just everyone did it. Well, I honestly think that probably if we don't run packs, obviously, but as somebody who runs a convention, if we traditionally did four days, and then we get in a holiday weekend where we're going to knock a day off, you have to be really careful about that because the exhibitors are a huge part of

packs. I mean, they have their exhibition floors like three different floors where video game companies come and exhibit. So if you're knocking a day off of that, that could their exhibition floors like three different floors uh... we're really companies come exhibit if you're knocking a day off of that that could that could really reduce the price of those boots or anything like that i would feel like to protect the value for the exhibitors i would feel personally i'm not sure if this is why they did it but i would feel like i had to like keep it at four days just to keep that same

value for them but then they to hear the exhibitors are like shit you know we got to be here for an extra day and we know nobody's gonna be here. Yeah, so I guess it'll be interesting to see. If it turns out that there are a ton of people there, the exhibitors will be super happy. If it turns out there's no one there, then the exhibitors wasted all of their time

and all of their people keeping all their staff and resources there instead of sending them back to work. I try not to abuse the privilege that we have at Rishth sometimes, but the one exception I make is that conventions like Pax and San Diego Comic Con, we don't really get to the three too much, but is to be able to go through the floor before it opens. And like, oh, you know, oh, they're showing Halo 5 here. Well hell, I'll just get in line like two minutes before the hall opens and I'll be ready

to play Halo 5. What's that? We did that. We got it right in the hall of lens that way. There's a guy that talks to me and asks me, he's like, hey, once the floor is closed, like, you guys can come on by and just get in front of the live rock-a-list. Yeah, I was really cool. We didn't get by, but it was very nice for that he offered.

Yeah, they get pretty serious about, yeah, the Oculus booth was right next to the YouTube booth, so we were staring at it basically the entire, but it was really crazy. At the end of the YouTube booth was next to the Butts Kniff and Pugs booth. Yeah, it was. So I thought a little bit of a step way better, R.T.X. That's a fun part. It's very fun. Gusto and back and played it.

Yeah. He's just needs that controller in that game. But I was talking to Blaine about this. It's really interesting charting Oculus's progress, like as it gets closer and closer to launch. Why the size of their booths at events? Like a couple years ago. Yeah, this year it's his huge booth.

It's like a size of a block. It was I'd say it's bigger than YouTube, it was bigger than really a lot of the game publishers. It was huge, which is a huge change from a few years ago it was like in a ballroom in a satellite hotel and it was a card table with a unit on it. Well getting bought by Facebook for two billion dollars kind of helps you in that regard. Was it two2 billion? Was that what they sold Oculus 4? That's by the way that's $300 million more than what YouTube sold for. Oculus sold for my journey. And YouTube is like, I mean, that was a huge deal. I mean, my space sold a Fox for $500 million, you know. And it's a, and now who knows what they feel like chumps now.

Yeah. But Facebook is smart. I think them buying it. A lot of people freaked out when Oculus was purchased by Facebook, but it's really smart. Are you okay, Dan? Yeah, he's fine. That's right.

And the same spot. He's stumping around over there. He doesn't learn. But Oculus is a or Facebook is in a position. I like mind stuff like what's at for $17 billion and Oculus for $2 billion was it 17 I was at 19 billion it was whatever it was like at that point what's a billion or two? Well, I think there's a certain portion of it that when they do those purchases where it's like certain valuations that depending on how you calculate it based on where Facebook closed for the day You know you can fluctuate anywhere between 17 and 19 billion dollars, but the rumor was somewhere between 17

19 billion 20 billion dollars. What's the app for the messaging app? Yeah. Basically, like, I message for people who don't have iPhone. Yeah. If you want to make billions of dollars in internet technology, make a fucking messaging app. Seriously, that's it.

AOL bought ICQ in the late 90s for $190 million. And I thought, OK, that's done. There's going to gonna be that we're done instant messaging that that's locked out the AOL is the standard and that's what will be from now on there's been an instant messaging client that has become the darling of the tech industry every couple years and sells for billions of dollars now I mean that's what you want to do why that lifespan so short it's all user. That's why people get really sad. Like MSN Messenger in and out. Like she used WhatsApp when she lived in Australia.

WhatsApp I think has a big user base in India as well. So Facebook, why not to spend the money and it's a defensive move for them? Yeah, I don't even know how many people use WhatsApp anymore. I used it because for a long time, when I was in Australia, it was cheaper to use that to send international text messages or anything with media in it anything like that it was a lot cheaper because my phone plan in Australia I was paying like

25 cents a text message which is ridiculous okay it probably was I had what's that just to talk to you I installed it just to talk to actually you don't blame you ever do that what's your dating you have like something you'd install justice to talk to no it's just tender you just stand there One thing we use another you get her text message number. Yeah, yeah, are you trying to segue into the girl? While you were telling the story you do instinctively try to pull up you about your mouth Something in the bottle But I thought so I got a new iPhone just that we're supposed to talk about packaging a second

But I'll go off on the iPhone tangent. I got I got an Apple watch now. Oh I'm excited. Yeah, yeah, you've got an Apple watch and a Fitbit. You got us both at the same time. Yeah Because the I the I watch or the Apple watch does a really stupid thing for fitness where it measures your calories It measures your number of minutes of exercise per day and then the fit that will do your steps per day Apple watch does steps to Apple watch doesn't really do steps It does grow down how many times you stand up in an hour. That's the different thing I'm sure there's steps hold on let me look at this for those who don't use to it to for those who don't have an Apple watch There's a thing that basically tells you to stand up way if you've been sat down too long but it does it at the same time. It does it

at 10 minutes before the hour. If you haven't stood up that hour. If you haven't stood up that hour. So in a movie theater every 50 minutes or on the 50th minute of every hour, a bunch of people go and it's all the people with Apple Watches. It's like a weird sort of they're trying to get everyone in the world to move at the same time. I have to be fair, this does not have steps. It has move, which is calories. It has exercise, which is minutes,

and it has stand, which is like once an hour. So you're saying it has the three things that I just said. Are you using this app? Yeah, I'm just confirming that there is no steps on here. Where's he steps? I was on your side here. Don't get snarky at me. I'm being regular.

He's an app called Tapper Track. I'm not if you can see it. It counts as many steps that you do. And it also deducts calories for that day. And I just got a new vehicle and it's got a really big engine. And I put my phone on the thing and it shakes the phone. And one day I was like 14 miles because I just been driving all day.

Well, when I was moving down here, bringing I road trip for three days. And it was like 14 miles because I just been driving all day. Well, we had that, well, when I was moving down here, bringing I road trip for three days, and it was like this, it was you haul, it was a little bit of a road trip. We packed up our stuff in a moving van and moved it down here, we drove a moving van. Not exactly a road trip. It was a very long trip on a road.

I'm gonna take it. But here's the thing, is the truck vibrated so much that we had no problem in spite of the fact that we were sitting all day. But at the time I think we're using fuel bands. And at the time it was like, you surpassed your goal. Good job. We're just having done that. I see this. See this? Oh, is that on the health app? I'm just looking at my shirt. Anyway, what's the 3619? Is that your steps? You just scrolled up. Where's that?

So Gavin, so I have been- I'm going to dump my girl. I've been pretty relentless and you have to- about bitching about the iPhone 6 and the iPhone 6 Plus specifically- Don't shit. Absolutely. So I cracked my screen. Oh, he is right.

It's right there. I've done 3,000 steps. Oh, really? Okay. Do you have to your phone and your pocket to do it? Or does it just do it from the watch? Does it work? Okay. Anyway, I had a dumb thing where I had to get a physical and they had to get me down to my underwear so they could like give me like feels and grow up. Just so you know you didn't actually have to be in your underwear. I did. I did. Did you get how much? Did you get a finger? No,

I got I got I got the he did the thing where he tickled my nuts. I mean you used to make a car wait So did he like go in and up he gave me like a push like that He gave you two push yeah the side push on the penis on the balls No the balls in the base of the balls. It's it's between the leg and the balls It's like the bat wing area. So you get that they it prods your bat wing and then you have to cough Yeah, and that's the test you have a hernia and because the balls go up I know I actually don't know. What is it blame? Do you know? I don't I thought hernia had something to do. Okay. I'm gonna prove that I'm very ignorant What's the thing with the asshole like protrudes out? Hemorrhoid yeah, I know nothing do talk to me about the subject

Something I need to do with your ass. I mean, a honey, I can't poke out of your stomach. Typically, I don't think they poke at your ass all the way. It can poke out your stomach. It's like a tear in your core. Right, so it's like when your intestines goes, ends up poking through the muscle, right? It's like the lining breaks. In your stomach, and organs poke out.

But here's my question. When he does the thing, or he or she, because, you know, it could be anybody these days be in the doctor They put the fingers up in there and they say cough and you cough Like what would they see or what would they experience with their hand to say oh this person has a hurry Oh, maybe maybe the test Here we go It's not doing anything. So what are you doing? You're hanging. Hold on. Hold on.

No, I'm a hazy girl. It's just a K kind of flexes. I like you, Mike. You're sick for that. It might be that when you cough with a hernia, you don't use all the muscles because it's ruined and your balls don't jump. Oh, okay. What does that mean? You're coughing your sneeze. That would be how you know you balls don't jump. Okay. I'm gonna show you.

Offing you sneeze. That would be how you know you have a hernia. Anyway, I had to do that. I had to get the hernia check. So I had to get down to my underwear and I did this thing where I pulled down my pants down to my ankles. My iPhone six as the pants went all the way down at my ankle level. It came up and it fell out and shattered.

It was like, it was like half a foot. It was like was like that much just like seven millivere it was completely shattered so it had been cracked already it was the tiniest of cracks the tiniest of cracks but it shattered the iPhone 6 and I found out you always get on me because I don't get Apple care because I always figure I can last a year and then if my phone breaks I'll just buy the latest iteration which we know is coming out now September 9th right? It's coming out in a week. I think no that's when they're announcing it and then usually that's the open pre-orders and start Shipping them like in the next two weeks later. Yeah, it's not a long turn around by the way

When I bought my Apple watch it shipped the next day. I literally got it 24 hours later I had the watch. Why is that a brag for you? Well, who cares? Well because everyone waited three months to get their Apple watch when it came out And I was so now they've been out a while so what do you expect? No, I know. I'm just I would respond You have your Apple watch space one. Oh, I have the the black link one Yeah, we I need to get in the sport one because I couldn't see how It's cheaper. I got a little tiny one because I'm a little tiny person. I don't think I'll think you one We just saw Meg next to Ryan. She's a little tiny person too. What?

She has her head. I just look over there. Meg sits right off the set of the podcast. She sits right there. So I always have to like check. Yeah. Meg and I both sit next to the controller room in like an alley. I sleep on those beds.

I know you do. All the time. But anyway, so we were, we were, I went to the Apple store and you always get on me because I don't get AppleCare. But I find it. When I go on you for that you said you cuz you said did you get Apple care? I said no you're like oh idiot. That's what you do exactly I'm sure anybody who listens to this podcast could envision that conversation taking place You give me shit about not having it anyway. We're talking about not having a case. Do you get Apple care?

Well, yeah, cuz I'm an idiot. I don't use a case Yeah, so if I smashed my phone which I Do you get AppleCare? Well, yeah, because I'm an idiot. I don't use a case. So if I smashed my phone, which I did, you get two replacements for like 90 bucks. And they replaced the entire phone, which is great, like if you battery sucks or if the phone is just wrapped. But it's cost you 99 bucks to get AppleCare. They replaced my whole phone for 129 bucks.

Yeah, so you've had a phone replaced, I've had a phone replaced. I paid 129 bucks, you played 99 plus 90. I'm telling you, don't get Apple plus 90. I'm taking nine Apple care. Maybe I don't have Apple care then. You should not get Apple care. Wait, so they replaced a whole phone for $100. They were gonna replace the screen for $129.

What capacity was your phone? 120 gigs. They were gonna replace my screen for $129. Or it could replace the whole phone for $350. And I would forget it. I'll just come back another day. And he goes, I'll just give you the phone Well, it's literally the way it works. It's just like a little under the table deal you did that a little bit

Did you flirt with him or something? No, so basically you're saying I can't check for a So what you're saying is don't pay for apple care and then sweet talk the guy at the desk Yes, exactly right. I don't do that Sweet talk the guy. Oh, don't watch you. I'm just talking a customer service situation. I didn't online anyway, the guy was like awesome He went to my whole phone and ran a diagnostic because he said he held my phone He goes your phone feels kind of hot and I said yes, and he goes Let me check something so he checked and he looked at it and he saw he could see how many times I got the thermal shut down on my phone Which was a lot which happens a lot because he likes to put it in the window on planes. I didn't tell the guy that. But then I've also had like 18 apps, 18 different apps have crashed on my iPhone.

He gives you a lot of crashes like a yeah he goes how's your battery on this thing and I said it's shitty. I don't like this phone and he said well the plus is almost all battery. So the plus should last you a day and a half for two days on one charge and I was like absolutely not. Does it work like that? And he said okay. And he looked through my phone and he could see I guess by the installs and the backups on it. He said, do you restore your phones from backup when you get them? And I said yes. And he goes, how long have you been doing that? I go since the iPhone three or iPhone four? And he goes, don't do that. I'll give you this phone. You'll get a new phone. He goes just start over with a new phone If you have cloud stuff and everything is your email back up your data

And I was like I don't I use mostly cloud stuff for like I'm at email and all that stuff So I mean will you text messages and stuff so all my text messages. Yes, are gone That's annoying. I don't want to do that. Well, they're on my they're on my computer because I synced it up here So I have all these here, but the phone is so much faster doing Is it like does it rotating now? It's rotating. It's doing everything that it should. It plays video. It's great. So if I see it's been dragging each iterations of problems across every

different phone and now you're just clogging up the latest one. That's exactly what he says. That's awful. That's exactly what he said. Because you're just making image of your phone and applying it to the new one. So I'd be like, if you buy a new computer and you install Windows 95 on it, and then upgrade it to XP. And you know, you're constantly applying all your old problems. Yeah, that sucks.

Brandon also went through my phone when I got a new one. He was just like, yeah, like he went through and all the stuff that was going on in the background. He just turned it off. Notifications. Yeah, I like last time. That'll drain your battery. Actually, talk about that.

Notifications and a location. Yeah, a location check. You basically need to separate that out you I don't want all or nothing Yeah, Apple's very all or nothing like I want to be able to sink Say I get a new phone. I want to just pull all of my messages and everything else. I'll do manually Or just me. I just want to go to music back on the phone. It's like they they they're with Apple It's still way too hard way too hard for what I change is the worst. I do this problem one recently So I'll keep a mouth shut. Yeah screw I change there you go but

Here's I got to feel a little bad because there's one thing I didn't back up and it's not gonna make it That's not for me. It wasn't cloud-based and it didn't save any my information My fog of the world is all gone. Oh It's actually on a backup that's on my computer and I could restore Probably try to export it and then wipe the phone and then do it. I just but I'm gonna let it go I mean, I just need to give up on that. I was at level 500 So this one what's that? So this one guys can win if you want to keep going at this point Yeah, it'll probably also stop you from shoving your phone in the plane window and keep your phone good longer

What's that? Well, if you're fucker the world's gone, you won't put it in the window anymore. That's another reason why to it's actually you know, I don't want to do it anymore because it's like I travel a lot and it was like a level of overhead that was like nobody else is playing fog in the world. I think on the leaderboard, there was like a game. There's like 8,000 people on the leaderboard. Gameification of your world of your GPS data. I mean, so there's levels and you can see as it unlocks the world and all that sort of stuff, but it's not like a game You don't do anything you just run it. Yeah, the game in real life again. What you got there, Bernie? But perhaps perhaps my phone would not have broken if I'd have had say for instance different underwear on. Hey, when you look good You feel great. It's a cliche because it's true. Me undies understands this and that's why they've designed underwear that makes you look and feel fantastic. Okay.

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Doesn't it feel like your ass is just hanging out in the world? Well, I mean your a you're anus is on the belt line there Yeah, you've got you've got a belt on there. How did that happen? It's an old belt. I still wear this belt every day. It's not very good, but it looks good I mean we got like a whole orange. I got like it It's not that he got some room Isn't that the opposite isn't a belt supposed to be nice and like I wear it because it's my granddad's belt buckle. He gave it to me. Yeah What about the belt part of it is also this one odd thing so packs

So let's talk about packs before we talk about bling getting high Yeah, oh my god I don't know if you guys saw that version of it. Daming. YouTube.com. It was streaming on our our normal channel as well, but when you pulled it up on the the gaming site, it looked awesome. It was huge and it played like automatically. It had a nice chat running down the side. I thought it was super cool, but we did we didn't all day stream on Saturday. Check some game demos a couple of games So we'd had e3 you know getting a little bit of like updated new stuff about them We played some ridiculous games like Joel ran a Cosplayers the cosplay thumb war competition

Jolded yeah, let's get to dress up your thumb get a cosplay your thumb no, he went and got we were it was gonna be It was originally gonna be a rock paper scissors tournament uh... that's what got suggested and then we got up there great idea and and jolena were talking about he's like what if we do some wars and i thought yeah we can do some wars just totally fine and then he saw cosplayers and went i'll be right back to go to the most elaborate and soon crazy at like league of legends cosplays you know how crazy those costumes can be what's up? I'm getting Oh, that's not from you every I keep expecting like little like hearts and stuff from you now that you couldn't like my

My mom is a kind of stand up. So stand up more Stand up. I'm gonna stand up because my foot my watch is telling me that So we did that we invited the creatures on and play a game of munchkin which by the way I I always think I know how to play. Uh-oh. Did you phone shatter? That's fine By the way, I I always think I know how to play uh-oh did you phone shatter? That's fine Spokes I thought I always think that I know how to play munchkin

It's okay, because I've played it a whole bunch of times And then every time I play it I realize that I have no idea what I'm doing Why is it? It was like, I don't know what you're doing when they play munchkin again What's munchkin again? Munchkinsum is so it's a card-based RPG It's a card game everyone starts at level one You draw your cards, you fight monsters. You loot treasure.

You go up levels and the idea is to beat everyone else to level 10. But you can backstab each other and like sick additional monsters on someone to try and get them killed or Get help from someone and agree to like share the treasure or something like that so that they'll help you beat a monster It's really fun. I'll sit down in a second. Don't worry about it. How's your standing going? Here. I'll do like this squat thing. There we go. No, I'm in the shot. You look like you're something, then, Cher. Dude, I'm just checking it for her, Nia. I'm literally gonna sit down in like two seconds. As soon as the sink tells me it's okay. All right, we'll wait for you. Did you have fun? I did. Yeah, it was really cool. Good to hear for packs, bad year for packs. The only thing that I saw that was new was

Cliffey B's game. Oh, breakers. Shit. Looks pretty good. Right. Adam and James played it. Adam apparently were like 20 and 20 kills or something like that. Is FPS? Yeah. And he had the devs behind him. Low gravity stuff too. Yeah. It looks, it kind of looks like a remember that club. The club is like a Capcomcom game It's like a speedrunning, you know, get a shooting thing like it looked like a mix of a bunch of different games like that and Destiny and Halo It would cool. I think the premise is that at some point in the future Mankind does something that shatters the moon which causes a massive earthquake on earth earth and then like destroys a lot of Civilization as it was at the time and then also and then like destroys a lot of civilization as it was at the time. And then also causes gravity fluctuations on the Earth from that point forward. Because of the moon.

So in different parts of the arena, it appears, I have played it. Different parts of the arena. It's not that science in here. Okay. Don't worry about it. It's like maybe like moon dust or something out of the mirror. But I think from what it appears, there's different parts of the arena that are lower gravity than other ones.

Well, they have like different character classes. And so they was kind of like TF2 from what they were saying Really? I like I'll play that Yeah, no that that kind of worries me a little bit because like there's a lot of games coming out there like battleborn and stuff like that That they don't kind of seem a little bit similar and what's the one that's being developed here in Austin? That's not battleborn. It's no that so there's hold on there's there's battleborn and that's gearbox in Dallas, right, but then there's Battle cry. Yes, it's battle cry and that's the one that's being done by battle cry studios here in Austin That's right. That's the one that's kind of like a little bit steam pump, right? Yeah, you have battle born battle cry I'm bloodborn and I constantly get confused just by the names. They're all like they're all kind of distinct games

Although battle cry and battle born have that mobile flavor going on yeah I don't know yeah that was like I think you just find the games you love and you just play it over and over again have you played Rocket League yet you got to play Rocket League up there's a reason why I want you to play Rocket League and I'm just gonna I've asked you about the podcast for like weeks now so I'm just gonna tell you Rocket League reminds me so much of Griffball, but I can't find any comparisons between Rocket League and Griffball out there, so maybe I'm the only person who feels that way. I just feel like, I mean, I've watched, I played some RTX on the stage.

That's all I've done. Yeah, but I just, I can't, I can't get in the game. Like I'm just chasing it, and I never like interact with it. It tries so hard to hit the ball. Were you playing 4 on 4? Yeah. For the main stage RTX, that's why. You're supposed to either play the game 3 on 3 or 2 on 2. Oh, I think. More tactical. Yeah, the 4 on 4 mode is actually called chaos mode. So, yeah, the grip was always 4 on 4. Grip mode was always 4 on 4, but yeah, a little bit more

control over your player and everything else. Anyway, so I don't want to derail from their packs conversation. So, would you get back? I got back on Sunday. I was I was not far behind you, but there's no way I was flying in 5 a.m I flew in at midnight went to bed immediately I met up with you and Adam at a bar Or you guys were at the hotel or something like that and then went to bed work the whole day And I flew a Friday Friday at midnight? No, yeah, so I got there at midnight Seattle and midnight. I was there for like 27 hours. Yeah, uh, no, yeah. So I got there at midnight. You can't get a Seattle at midnight. I was there for like 27 hours.

Yeah. Those are crazy trips, man. It's crazy shitty. Because I was at the airport at like 5 a.m. What did you need to be back for? Moving my apartment, which I did all day yesterday. With John Reisinger. Yeah, John came over and helped me with the,

the couch and stuff. We fucked my couch. The thing is, we fucked, John. You, you, did you? We just, we just humped it on both sides. No, it would like it wouldn't fit in the goddamn elevator It's just giant fucking couch. So I take a new stairwell in the new apartment. Yeah, the new one and then John did you have to lug this couch up? How many flights of stairs you guys have to lug it up? He's on the fifth floor You got what fifth floor. Yeah, it's nice. What apartment complexes? Well, I guess it's five floors or I mean is it a building? Yeah, it's like a garage like eight floors and it was a building. Well, you know, but like most apartment

complexes are two or maybe three floors in Austin. A lot of them here are unless you're are you downtown downtown building? It's like a condo. So you have a G like a condo. You're like, I have a duo. Okay, the cap. Well, street. Well, cross street. I'll tell everybody. I'll tell everybody. That was a, that was a pain in the dick. How do you get into Elvier?

Well, that's because you're not supposed to be fucking the couch. Yeah. John, how did he convince you to do that? Well, he, he, he asked me to come help him move some stuff. And it was fine moving the stuff because most everything else went into just the elevator. And so I was like moving just like cheap IKEA furniture into an elevator.

And then waiting for the elevator to take us up and then move it into his apartment. And so it really wasn't that big. We often do much worse moving jobs, but then we got the couch and the couch just wouldn't go in the elevator. So we were like. So we were like. The enormous couch. Yeah, we were doing the whole thing that like it was going up the stairwell

And it was like moving so like slowly you just barely shimmy a little bit and then going up rotating it and do the exact same thing five times It's already like quoting and singing the friends And we were doing the thing we're like you laugh and when you laugh you lose off physical strength Yeah, and so we kept on coming in rubber binbend, man. We would be holding furniture. And then I'd crack a joke and just go, ah! That's also really bad when you're swimming, because you start to drown a little bit.

Yeah, I do. Let's start laughing, too. You have a lot of laugh moments while you're swimming, Gavin. Yeah, I know. Doing laughs around the pool, just laughing yourself. I must be swimming wrong. Yeah. Have you been up to Michael's new pool yet?

No. It's like a water park. Yeah, Michael moved into this place where it's like they have a pool and it's a water park. It's, yeah, it's an amusement park, right? I mean, it's got like splash pad spots and big old slide and everything. It's like a water. I've been to his house. I'm into the water park. He's the host. I'm serious. No kidding, right? I can't get people in his hoods like a bracelet. So I'm sure. That was close.

Now, but the best part of the couch thing was that we got to, we got all the way up to stairwell and got to his door and it wouldn't go in the door. What? Really? So what happened? So we just like scratch heads for a bit. I took the shoes off for the defeat

and we still- You did that before the set? We had the couch. Someone said it, someone said it at the bottom of the stairs. You know, if you took the, the, the feet off, it might go up easier, like, nah, and at the bottom of the stairs. You know if you took this the the feed off it might go up He's you're like nah and just started going to the stairs. Did you not take the the couch and half? No It's like a big solid. What is that much? How would you take a couch and half just you know crack it down the middle? I need a folded and then put it back later you build some cup

But thank you John cuz like yeah, I know what a pain in the ass is I love people move all the time. So what did you get out of it rise mongolah? I got I got what I got out of it was the look on Blaine's face Once he'd gotten the legs off and we finally tetris it into it as it started actually getting to the point We're like oh, it's going into the apartment. He had this look of joy That was like someone told him that the disease is gone and he's gonna live That was like someone told him that the disease is gone and he's gonna live No, because we were just like it was Like when we account jump up stairs. What are we filming John did he get let me get my GoPro helmet really quick Let me get that and we'll go upstairs John did he cry like he does every time he watches a star wars trailer in my arms for a little bit

Yeah, we had the couch Are you happy with the new star Wars teaser that came out. Yeah. The one with the spoilers with the fuck that. I don't want to see that stuff anymore. Yeah, I mean, I've done it blows with the same time the music to that though. It's like, don't, don't, yeah. I don't know. I that. Yeah, it's cool. John Ryze get also a shit over there. Yeah, John also chip leaving. Bye, John.

You can walk in front of the camera. See you in to see you. See your handsome silhouette. There you go. I cut John loose though, because I hit no one to pan the asses having people move. And like I was up until 5 a.m. this morning moving, fucking for sure. So you didn't sleep at all? I slept two hours. All right, but I woke up and I had a view of downtown. And I was like, very nice. So you didn't really sleep Saturday night either though. No, which buildings could you see in your view? I can see the capital. Oh nice. You guys had a good view. Were you staying with the, we stayed with the fun house guys in Seattle? No, I might as well Yeah, you stay there. The apartment though the place that they were saying was an Airbnb and it was it had the most Incredible view they were looking down at the space needle. I have a panorama is how amazing it was on my Instagram or my Twitter Patrick, but it was fucking the space needle right there the bay downtown

It was a corner unit so it was like wrap around like oh you want to see this side of Seattle? It looks gorgeous. You want to see this side of Seattle? It looks gorgeous and there's fog beneath you. Oh, that's awesome. It was really All day on Sunday. I don't get you guys were there for that. It was kind of nice. I wouldn't got lost for a while And it started raining on Saturday. Did you go to the gumble? No, that's there. Oh fuck that. Yeah, look at that panorama. That's cool So Patrick is now showing the panorama from blaine's Instagram. What's your Instagram name? So it's the blaine the underscore Blaine, but that's where I posted all the stupid fucking videos.

Yeah, I lost, I needed to get a contact case, so I can search on my contacts, my eyes really dry. And then Adam wanted me to go get some ax form. So I got lost in the city. Oh, yeah, that's enough right there. I got lost and I just came back covered in like water. And I bought a shirt, like a tourist shirt while I was out. Why would you buy a shirt?

Because he was covered in water. So I got to like a Seattle like a Michigan shirt or like, or wait, Washington shirt. Yeah. That's what I've never heard Blaine say before. I need more shirts. It was a size small. Well, it's so European women's small.

The, I would figure you in a wet shirt, that's like, all right, that's the look I'm going for. As soon as I hear the party, I just like ripped it going for the problem being that all of us there like know him so he's not pressing anyone i'm impressed like what you think i'm still impressed we're we're already impressed he doesn't need the what should do it for all i got you that should be said all right anything else from packs

you wanted to talk about the thing you you mention it playing in a high it's legal it's legal high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high is if donut places sell donuts and they sell donut holes, first of all, why don't they sell the donut corners? That's just missing. They sell the hole, but the corners, what happens to those? So theoretically, that's the way the process actually works. Donut holes should fit inside of donuts.

So Gavin and I were not to investigate and see if that's actually true. We think we're gonna blow the lid off of the donut hole in the shoe. What's the level of it? Take a look. So we came up with this on the podcast. We think the donut hole industry is a scam.

We're going to check this to see if donut holes fit inside of donuts in the hole. So why is this excessive? We fit one perfectly into its counterpot. Listen, there's all sorts of different donuts. I admit there could be a variation in when they cut the hole out. Yeah, that it could be one should be a little bit bigger They cut the corners off. They cut the whole out right and then but they don't sell the corners They only sell the holes. Yeah, and I think it's a lie I think they throw out the holes and they make all new holes like baby carrots Yeah, those are just carrots. They whittle down. It's been the same with corn baby corn. There's no baby corn

We have a blueberry donut. corn. We have a blueberry donut. We have a brown donut and we have a white donut. So we have blue brown and white donuts. Gavin also went up to the point where I got a jelly donut. Well that was just, what's fun? That was just like my dessert. That's an apple. This is a blueberry hole and a blueberry donut.

She go right in. Not even close. Not even close. We put it sideways No, I guess circle sideways. What do you mean? Objects little cylinder there. Yeah, you want to thumb it in see what it takes to a complete donut. Yeah If you eat what are they sell these like complete it like build your own just like a biscuit There we go. oh that's a re-hold donut all right you want to show us the other side not bad not wait let me get close

up only that looks just awful here let me do this it's like a dehydrated sphincter we're gonna go in there we're gonna go in the parking lot because we do embarrass the store. Where are you seatbelt? I can't see you with doughnut. Chocolate doughnut. Brown holes. Okay. What is it?

It should be a hole. That's the hole. This can't be the same as this. Doughnubs. Alright. There we go. No way that's fitting. Look at that one.

That one. That is tight. Chocolate anus. That's not doing anything. This is a lie. This whole industry is a lie. They should go right in. Can we bring this to like the FCC?

Oh someone like complain. That's a good point. Who is in FDA? FDA. Yeah, food and drug administration. It's a different whole. Oh, that one almost fit. Oh, gavin.

Maybe the one. Gavin. Look at that. That's the totally compression. Oh, that one almost thick. Gavin! Gavin! Look at that! That's the totally compression. All right, show the other side. Oh, look. I was from a fast-loving time. Those were from...

It is gonset on the other donuts. Haha! Here, have your jelly donut. Thanks, man. I said, just a victory donut. I expect I said just a victory donut Comes back around gone see you so empty They were bragging about how quickly they could get the video up Hey, let us know on a Twitter if you can hear us or not

Yeah, somebody asked them the things to it. They said are they high? Oh, Mike's up though. Can we just can he hear us? Oh, our mic drop. Okay. So we have no video, but you guys can hear us. So we were watching the video and we were thinking, it looks like we're high in these videos. Or at least sounds like we are. And we absolutely like... So Blake, tell the story about being in Seattle. And we'll get the video feed back up in a second guys.

So it is legal there. Patrick had to go to an appointment. And I don't want everyone furiously in the control room. Hey, there we are. We're back. I don't want to name any names, but there. Hey, there we are, we're back. I don't want to name any names, but we got some things and stuff, and I had a flight. And knowing this, I still decided to,

and this isn't my first time, I was trying to be four, but I always get very paranoid, because I'm already a paranoid person, even more so on that. Are you a paranoid person? Oh, extremely. Really, okay. Yeah, so yeah, I had a lot of fun, and then I had to go person. Oh, extremely. Really? Yeah, so um, so yeah, I hate you.

I had a lot of fun and then I had to go to the airport. So I had to get a cab back to my place and the entire time the girls are just like watching over me. They're like, are you okay, Blaine? I was like, yeah, fine. Fine. Did everybody just like ask me questions to see if I was like, okay. And uh, yeah, I had to go to like airport security and I was just like, you just like

afraid that they're, they knew perfectly legal legal by the way. Yeah, they probably did know his eyes look like they just stepped out of the seventh ring of hell Really? He was red. They were like your shirt. They were I've never seen I've never seen eyes like that You know like when you when you cry in your eyes get red I would have imagined that never cry Just bawling was nothing like that. I just cried that moment. It looked like some crazy disorder. Just tell people you saw the recent Star Wars trailer. I just know that I ate a lot of pizza and a lot of anvil crackers. It's fun, right?

So Ash and I did something great before she went to Saddle for Pax. We went to Ireland and we visited with some of the R.T. Ireland fans. Did you have a Guinness? We had multiple Guinnesses. We were weels down for like 15 minutes before we had our first Guinness. We had multiple Guinness. We were wheels down for like 15 minutes before we had our room for his Guinness. Back to the Guinness taste better in Ireland. Yes.

We had to cut the trip short for a couple of reasons. We had to cut the back end short because we had to be in L.A. for a thing. And then we had to cut the front end short because you and I got to shoot a really cool thing with Weirdel Yankovic. And a sweet donut video. Right. Then actually the donut video is when we were coming back

from San Antonio from shooting that thing we did with weird out. What should be out pretty soon? It's not our thing, but it'll air on some of our stuff and that was a lot of fun We know again. It's very very funny dude. He's really funny. He's really funny guy And very nice guys. Well, I know right, but I mean, it's like you know He's a genius. Sometimes when you meet people that you admire on a professional level You meet them and they're just kind of assholes. This was not the case. He was a good dude Love it dude. It's amazing how long he's been relevant Yeah, very few careers in entertainment can span four decades like his has. Yeah, oh, yeah We were talking to about UHF when that came out that was 80

Three as she was telling us his career started in 1976 Not right somebody said yeah, yeah, that's crazy. He doesn't look super old either. Nope. Well, they had to age him up for this thing. I saw a picture. Yeah. Well, you'll see the video, see what he's playing.

But you'll, I think you'll love it. It's a great video. And our makeup artist from laser team had to shovel of his hair under that wig. Yeah, she did the hair of his butt. She's like, so I got this gray wig for him to wear with short hair. And I'm like, your first time doing hair in like a year and you're like taking to the iconic hair entertainment

and like hiding it underneath this tiny little wig. She got it all in good. Yeah, look amazing. The picture that a picture that Gav has in his Twitter, it shows weird Alan in his wig. But then Ashley and I, we got on a plane the next day, early in the morning, we flew to Ireland. And it was awesome. Ireland was one of the two places left that I definitely wanted to go, Ireland and India. Because he really, he still wants to get that hemisage.

I do. I do. I do. I don't know if you can hear me, but I sound Jeff, when you're talking about his chiropractic stuff, that it was going to get your ASMR trigger going. Yeah. Because Kevin, Kevin will falls asleep when he watches Kyra practice stuff. It's like, yeah, that stuff, anything that's kind of like procedural is so relaxing. What about crime dramas? I mean, not so much. I watched a bunch of bull crap the other day.

It was like, there's a weirdo. Yeah, that's him. All that hair, that's not his hair, that's a wig and they put his hair underneath that. That's very long hair. Yeah, but he plays a, I think it's pretty clear in there. That's a wig and they put his hair underneath that Yeah, but he plays a I think it's pretty clear that he plays a head coach I wish the video the night of some woman like I think these videos are more relaxing to me when it's just Us at us. She's putting like different gems on people's bodies. Yeah, she's like

Coughing no where they take the jars and they put a flame in it? Oh, and it like sucks your skin. Yeah, but that's actually Doing something actually like sucking your skin What is that? She was putting stones on this woman was so relaxing, but I don't know You know we know a guy that a little bit a voice actor who does What the? Raky and Raky's a raky master a guy we work with and he like can you manipulate your He's a raky master a guy we work with and he like can manipulate your carmic energy from afar. I Just imagine he's doing like a rafiki like he's got the

Staff and everything If I if I tell you what it's price I was picture It's not Marshall's guy plays director in a in What's that? Really tiny yard no, they just stand here like this and they like they'll do like glyphs like this Just like I'm doing it right now like this stop you but I know right anybody's like it's crazy because when you That's coming up hernia. It was weird glass boobs So then that sucks it up in there because I can see the end up with these weird Like you get crazy bruises from yeah, we can set the air inside then she puts it down and then it makes a vacuum

So it sucks up It looks like when you're done. It looks like you got a tack by an octopus. Yeah, oh you lost a giant paint Bullfuck. Here's how you can tell it's garbage Gwyneth Paltrow does it that's how that's like you know, it's just awful It's the most hated celebrity. She's one of them. Yeah, why she's up there I want to just said she's kind of a Holyres in that bitch. I think I Cannot I She just said she's kind of a Holier's in that bitch. I think I cannot confirm with that

I think the lady from knocked up is hated more Catherine Hyggell people really people dislike her an awful lot It's true. Now people hate Chevy Chase. So let's talk about yeah, and Chevy Chase is on the male side Chevy chase in the most areas of the talk. Yeah, so let's talk a little bit about Ireland. Do you have a good time so So good. My first meal I had to stew. Everyone, I was, I said on Twitter that I wanted to have a stew. And I was like, all you can do way better than that in Ireland. No, I can't. She's a meat and potatoes girl, man.

She loves stew. There's like a couple places in Austin that we go to get her stew. Yeah. Because there's not a lot of many places to do. Of the Irish people. Everything was great. I mean, Ireland is one of my like favorite places on the planet now I just absolutely love Ireland. I'm like half Irish like my dad's side of the family is a hundred percent Irish

So I just like I went back there and it's like it felt like it felt very familiar to me if a very home-like I loved it I'm dying to take Ashley to Scotland because she's half Scottish I'm gonna wear a tartan. You should and I need some haggis. I like I like I'll eat haggis by the way I know that's me that that's a good room. Many nice gifts. I got a Schlitter which is the ball I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure it's pronounced as that Schlitter Schlitter. Yeah, but it was fantastic Everybody there was great. I my only regret is that There was about 350 people that came to the meetup and we spent a lot of time making sure everyone got a photo And a signature if they wanted that and as a result we didn't get as much time to like hang out and just talk with people.

But that's, you know, next time. And we're actually I'm working on something right now with the organizers of our to Ireland where we're going to sit down and we're going to do a video Q&A from people who did some stuff there because we didn't have enough time to do everything. It's always tough with us, though, with those videos. It was so much fun. It was so much fun. It was so much fun.

It was so much fun. It was so much fun. It was so much fun. It was so much fun. It was so much fun. It was so much fun. It was because I had to dinner the night before. It was wonderful dinner. Everything was great. If I have one regret is that we didn't get outside of Dublin at all. I would have loved to pose as like, like, being in the market for, you know, real estate castle. Just be like, yeah, I don't know about this castle. Just a location is in. I was hoping for something like that. Not everyone's in the market for castles though.

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Your pair. John, that's what's supposed to be. Keep them for free? No, no, a pair is a singular. A pair of pants is a singular thing. So a pair of pants is in the drawer. Not my pair of pants are in the drawer. Not my pair of pants are in the drawer. No, it's not.

You're wrong. When you talk about a pair, a pair is a singular thing. It doesn't look like a pair of pants. Because you were saying, like, it's a pair of pants. But if you say pants, then it's plural. Like, your pants are all. A pair of anything is always plural. Let me think about that.

I'm thinking about that. Let me think about that. So if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm going to meet the pair. I can't say it's like single. Like if you said a pair of people, I would say you can keep them even if you don't like it. Yeah. But you'd also say something like, Oh, that couple is doing a thing. You're referring to multiple things. That's true. If I said that couple are coming with us that would sound weird. Yeah That couple is coming okay that couple is coming with us It's a noun. It's a singular noun. We get a multiple couples But a couple takes two individuals and makes them part of one unit

You know you won't be on something that pairs unit. Thank you Ashley. You're welcome actually awesome It like it's myself. She's the one who got me off of a gift and saying Jeff. It's true. Wait off of a gift and saying, GIF. It's true. Wait, you're saying GIF? I am. I'm just God of work. I'm just God of work.

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I'm just God of work. I'm just God of work. I'm just God of work. I'm just God of work. I'm just God of work. I'm just God of work. GIF because it's graphical. So you say GIF. But in JPEG it's Photograph so you don't say JPEG You say JPEG also also this say J. What's your mouth J say JPEG JPEG Say G G say GIF GIF I mean really I mean it is an acronym I think at this point they should get rid of both and just start again Yeah, it's awful term. Yeah, by the way, how long is a GIF going to be GIF, whatever, going to be around?

It's not going to be around for very much longer. Why? Just to be something to replace. Like, I'm surprised PNGs or Pangs or whatever I want to call them, hasn't completely taken out. Oh, GIF, that's like the best part is that there's no audio and it's loops. Like, I don't know.

It also looks like GIF. It's so in the background, it's unobtrusive, but it's also like the compression sucks though So like a gift that's like five seconds can be like 10 times the size of an HTML video file the exact same size It's true. It's true. They're enormous. We don't normally see it now because internet speeds are so high But trying to load one of those they'll be it's a series of images I try to make a gift last night those still be. It's a series of images.

I tried to make a gift last night. I never made one before. I tried to make it a photo shot. That was needlessly complex. I was trying to make a gift from a 10 year old video I made once. You know, you're gifting your own videos at this point? Well, it was like a little tiny video of a selfie stick thing, but it wasn't really. It was just a camera on a tripod.

You know, I had them on my notes. Yeah, that you invented the selfie stick. And I was using a camera that could only record for like six seconds. Then you get. So I was binding with a selfie stick. Like a decade ago. Oh, Jesus. It's so hard right now.

So by the way, RT Ireland just tweeted about the thing we talked about, which is the upcoming potential Q&A. So there's a lot of people because we're recording the podcast early today. We explain why. Well, we're just doing it because Gus is in the town and he couldn't stop us. He's not here to stop you. And thank you, thankfully Patrick, Patrick is back now. Oh, Patrick's back. It just means we can have him.

He fucked up the video feed. I'm going to wrap him around him out right now, Patrick. But thank you to Patrick for adjusting the time today and thank you to Megan Ryan for adjusting Freeplace Time, which they recorded, which then thank you to Achievement Hunter for making room for Ryan to do that So it's good. They're doing it in office hours because more people can come and Hang out and fight for their cause and arguments we have about them and stuff like that and people in Europe can Not stay up till three in the morning. Well, we'll see we'll see I mean making a change to the way we deliver shows It's a big deal and we did this as kind of a test

But we'll see where it goes from here, but this is not an ongoing thing We're actually gonna re-broadcast this at 7 30 hopefully that works out. That's our normal time to go There is a downside. What's that? There's no food Yes Tyler was talking about that earlier. He said we'll bring food next time get your shit together Tyler Yeah, he said to me still want dinner. I was like yeah, we do bring some food. You eat the pizza? Yeah, he said we still want dinner. I was like, yeah, we do. We do. We eat the pizza. Uh, another thing that I can't complain because I wouldn't be the pizza anyway. Just get the pizza for the re-brock.

Yeah, I was the one who's sitting there while somebody pushes a button to play it again. But, uh, um, I want to talk about a couple more things before we go. Uh, I don't think we have time. Is it miles around by any chance? Oh, miles here. Miles here. you want to jump on the uh... i should have a tax you want to get this close to an intimate conversation i've never been on the podcast miles before i like this i think you're

my miles miles has miles has two cool things going on right now what is less cool in the other but to interesting things all right season is ending in the miles also went through break up yeah how are you doing I'm doing okay man I'm doing good he's been fucking great we got a lot of emphasis there man it's that we're having great sex I know we sick who me yeah I don't think so no this is dude sound okay let me tell you something this is I love this about about my job I received. I get to watch two things. I get to watch Miles direct red versus blue.

And just like, it's slowly grind him down. And then I get to watch Matt B. CEO, which is just like, I'm watching two people I really admire. I know how high stress those jobs are, dude. I know how hard they are. I went to Seattle with Matt to go check out Halo 5. And like the first thing on the plane, like, so he's like the the CEO job He just kind of stared off in silence for me goes this good Yeah, no things are busy man We just like minutes ago for the public we put up episode 19 hopefully that didn't crash the site usually

It didn't we broke the site two weeks in a row and last night was a sponsor release So that was really really cool. Well Adam I told Adam we were gonna be you in the podcast early. He said, you know, RVB goes on the same time and he was just like calling the CDN like just spinning up servers. So hey, it's another good reason why we should have the podcast early. It's not, man. I think episode 18 was getting like 4,500 like requests per second or something crazy. Yeah. It was fucking me. He was saying a bunch of things and then going, oh my fuck. So I assume that's impressive. Yeah. It was a big dude. So when he gets flustered, it was it was fucking he was saying a bunch of things and then going oh my fuck. So I assume that's impressive

It was a big dude. So when he gets flustered. It's like Retting yeah, I don't know how else to put it. Yeah, yeah, but you got a cool thing coming up about the talk to us a little bit about what's going on at the end of the season Yeah, so next week is the season finale episode 20 and we're doing a screening of the entire season at the album draft house Leading up to the finale and I'm super fucking jazzed about it man. It was gonna be good. What's that? It's gonna be the Alamo screening. It's gonna be the Alamo screening is next Monday. We're doing it at Yonkers, Kansas City, Houston, two locations here in Austin and somewhere

else. I don't remember. There's a journal about it. I am going. I'm really excited. I want to see the giant episode 18 fight on the big screen. I'll be honest, I really want to see that. episode 18 fight on the big screen. I'll be honest I really want to see that Yeah, it was it was that whole thing was insane from like sound design lighting music animation like everything and this last The last episode 19 is wild because that was done almost entirely with animated characters on machinima plates

Like that was because we had we had the geometry for that map Haven But we didn't have we did not have the time to light it and dress it and mess with the textures. So what we did was we would get our shot in Machinima and then give that shot to an animator. They would then go into the 3D version of that set, line up the same shot, and then animate from that angle. But we don't know what the focal length on the Halo 4 theater camera is. And that makes things really difficult.

It's just infinity, isn't it? Sorry,, I don't, it's, well, or, sorry, not the focal length, the lens, the lens that you use. I know it's a super wide angle, but we couldn't figure out exactly what it was. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's

a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, that's what it wouldn't accurately alter it called back the same distortion though, would you? Yeah, yeah, natural lens. Yeah, I mean, it's like they can they can they can make it even not around lens if they wanted to Digital products, so it's hard to match that stuff. It's season eight. That's what we had to do We had to take the machinimal world and add animated elements to it and that was like that was hard Yeah, yeah, it was it was really really stressful But we had an amazing team and they're all working. It was really hard. Yeah, it was really, really stressful. But we had an amazing team, and they're all working on Ruby 3 right now. Yeah.

And that's a thing. Our animation team is like, they're amazing. It's a whole system now, rolling from one major project to another major project all the time. Yeah. And it's great, because we don't have to let people go. We can keep people on, move right into the next project, right into the next project, and we've just become

like really close nerdy family. I'm asking this knowing the edge to it, but you're gonna have any time between projects to rest. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha versus blue, but for season 14 of Red versus Blue, we're going to shake things up a little bit because we're going to kind of a crossroads for some storylines. And we're going to do invite other people that we admire to come participate in making Red versus Blue. I think the last episode of Red versus Blue for this season is, I think the only one that I wrote along with you, like I wrote parts of it. Yeah, yeah, it was like, it was like the, we started working on that like, when did,

when did we start working on season 11 like it was back in season 11 When the idea for this for the finale episode was planted and we've been working towards that and yeah, really excited We're gonna be doing a Q&A at the draft house event that'll be recorded and posted later And then I think we're also doing a we're gonna be on with after buzz TV later that night So that'll be a lot of fun. No, it's really cool. Yeah, but yeah, man, shit's been good. RVB's going great, Ruby's going great. I like kind of have a social life again. I'm like running and like going out places and stuff. So that's pretty cool.

I learned about Tinder. Dating world has changed. I'm so excited. All right, like I didn't know. I've been in a relationship for a long time. I didn't know how easy the dating world is. Yeah, I always have like 10 years. I was out 10 years before my breakup. I technically 11 years it's tinded is this

for shagging right no no I mean it can be like it absolutely can no it's like to me it makes perfect sense it's like if you are not the kind of person that's gonna go out to a bar every night and see somebody that you find attractive and go strike up a conversation hope that they're not a psychopath if you don't want to deal with that's gonna go out to a bar every night and see somebody that you find attractive and then go strike up a conversation, hope that they're not a psychopath. If you don't want to deal with that, then you can just do it on your phone. It's like, okay, this person's moderately attractive. There's some interest there, sort of a conversation. Like people were like, oh, it's just based off of artificial looks and stuff.

It's like, well, yeah, that's what you do in the real world, too. I guess that's true. No one's gonna go up to someone that they think is a disgusting, lard-ass and go, maybe they have a golden personality and like, walk out and be like, hey, my name's my, like, the thing is, is like that barrier, that initial barrier, it's like, it does this person think that I'm attractive, it's just gone, it's like, it's established,

okay, you're both attracted to each other, what's carrying it from there. I was so excited when you like texted me that. I gave you like pages of, so I made it as a joke, we'll not have to pay the mint. I hate, no, just like of information. I made an account just out of sheer curiosity

I was like let's just see what this thing is whatever and within five minutes I found a profile for a chihuahua and it was like yeah make me beg for it It's like a black and white photo of this dog is like okay, so tinder's the best thing over And then I don't know it's just like I don't be on it every now and then it's it's a cool app. It's great for your confidence So that's awesome. So take your time. Yeah. Oh, I'm in I'm in I'm in no How long are you dating? Oh, we were dating for like you have like four years to have years to long time. Yeah, it's really long time. It's good Years like every year. I've known you. Yeah, you've been never been single. Yeah, so it's weird. This is new single miles now. Oh, I see what it gets. That means yeah, but yeah, no, I'm in no rush right now. I got I'm just focusing on trying to work off all the crunch weight and like I know see all my friends that I've ignored for the past like a year.

It's like hey Sam how's it going? Not dead, want to get lunch? Well if you like an attractive, intelligent, funny guy who works about 95 hours a week lanes right here. This is your dude. How many hours do we do think you work at this point? I don't know, a lot. Well, now it's slowed down a little bit, because now Carrie's going through that.

Carrie's got a guy that will be working on a script together and he's getting pulled away every five seconds because people have questions about lighting or this camera or what are we doing about this voice actor. And yeah, it's nuts. We lock ourselves. We have a company writers room now, which is the best thing ever.

We like and hooked as soon as the achievement hunter left. The writers, the writers room is the old support office. So Caleb and Lindsay and Trevor and Caden's office. That's where we are. It's a very green, which is a very soothing color to me. Yeah, it's going to be not soothing. We smoke. Oh, it's so smooth. It's great. No, do not make me do the new Vee guys. me. Yeah, I was in Seattle. It was legal. I tried it out. Stop it. I

Don't want to be the new weed guy So dank blend I'm the bro guy. Well, let me be the bro guy. We're about to wrap up the podcast But as soon as we do you should definitely go check out the latest episode of Reversal Blue. Yes Only one more episode until the end of the season What a great time if you haven't seen it to binge watch the entire season You'll be all geared up for the finale. Yeah, which will be next week. It's gonna be good It's gonna be big. It's gonna be here about how Dan messed up another food order at which which get up there Damn, let's hear it

Last last time we discovered that it is possible to mess up which which Dan what did you do this time you're messing up the shot Dan back up You're good. You're good. Keep going. I want to see the black hole over. Oh, hey. Hey, Meg, go stand in your broad, they were, he needs to stand. So I was running out. How about that? There's an exit, but that's it.

You got it. What's up with my hands gone? You're fine. What Tyler's here to do? You're fine. You're fine. Good job, Tyler. I've messed everything up today, haven't I, really.

No, you're good. I just signed it instead of, right, I usually write a stupid name. So they read out the name or try and read out the name. Like last time I did, beyond. And they said, bejorn. I might be in the room. So we just do stuff like that. But this time, I just decided to sign it.

It's nothing much. He wrote his autograph on it, basically. In person. I pronounced it, yeah, just like squiggle. So how do they pronounce your name? Dime? I just screwed it up and threw it away and tried again. You're the full the whole thing out yet?

I just don't get it. Why are you just crossed? Because it says ultimate or whatever for the BLT. And you click that and then you get, it was listed, but not everything's on it. So I have to do the Bill Dron and just tick everything. So I have to do the build drone just take everything So I don't really know how it works. It wasn't a good sandwich when you were done. It was amazing. All right Well, that matters

Dan ordering is a never-ending source of entertainment all right come on We're about to wrap up here, but I just want to say Layser team if you haven't heard has its official premiere date It'll be next month. It's actually we're less than 30 days away at this point. It'll be getting premiering at fantastic fest But I just want to say, laser team, if you haven't heard, has it's official premiere date. It'll be next month. It's actually less than 30 days away. At this point, it'll be premiering at Fantastic Fest. If you're a backer for the film, Chelsea's

going to have some information about you. But when you're going to be able to see it as well, like we said in the crowdfunding campaign, that as soon as we have digital copies available, that go out to the world, our backers will be receiving those as well. And then there's some people who contributed at the premiere level and we're currently working on something to get you guys here so you can see the premiere.

What's the other thing I want to cover? Oh, props to Brandon who got engaged. Oh, yeah. Wait, what? Brandon's here, right? What? Are you serious? You got engaged this week. Is he here? I don't know. We're very better around that's amazing. I'm so happy right now Brandon Congratulations, that's all hey, there's Brandon Beautiful pug recently appeared in a video with Meg. Is that out yet? All right, it was a rescue pug that we had to get because Brandon's pug was trapped in Mexico Don't I'm not gonna ask questions. I'm not going to ask questions, but congratulations to Brandon for getting engaged.

And to his fiance, we say good luck. Yeah, Godspeed. It gets better. All right, everybody, thank you for turning into this early version of the Rushi podcast. Let us know what you thought about it. Maybe we'll be able to do it early in the future as well. Thanks everybody for tuning in, bye. Bye.

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