Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Dumbest Episode of the Podcast - #505

Episode Date: August 14, 2018

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Me and my friend. Me and my friend. Me and my friend. It's a weird name. Man, I still feel like a little brain dead from RTX. I feel like last week didn't happen. The fact that it has not lifted yet. Yeah, I feel rested, but I feel like there's a gap in my life.

I think it's because you need that week after RTX to recover, but then it's almost like you're in this haze kind of like post RTX fog that you. You're in a Peter haze. Good one. Yes, you are. It's just like it was stupid. That's what I'm here for. But it's almost like that we didn't happen.

And it's just, and I know what you're saying, because it's like you're just zoned out completely. I feel like it happened. Well, good for you. Does that have a good week then? Yeah, good last week? You got plenty of stories to tell. I just, I feel like I've been in the haze. The p... haze.

But, man, it's such a long time that it's just like more haze. I got to. It does feel a little bit, well, so post-RTX, I didn't do very much of a rest week I spent the week basically entertaining a bunch of foreigners John has a lot of friends I am so popular yeah except all of my friends leave go away the best kind of friends if you ask me honestly they all go off to their their their their other countries um but then like had that whole week happen, and then I have like a whole week with my kids now

for summer, and then there's a few weeks of like normalcy, and then we'll do London, and I'm gonna be in London for a bit, and so like I'm still, I'm waiting for normalcy to fully return post RTX London. So I'm kind of in a weird limbo. I think we're like almost exactly a month out from RTX London. Oh, there we are. Well today limbo. I think we're like almost exactly a month out from our TX London. Oh, there we are.

Well, today's the 13th. So yeah, almost exactly a month. Damn, I leave it a month. I leave on the 13th. Nice. Right back. You can come to London too, right? I think we're going to London. I love London.

Yeah. I did. I used to not like it. I felt like the first time I went, I thought everything was expensive and I remember the first few times I saw you like- I saw you there, yeah. You were like, this place sucks, this country sucks. So, yeah. I mean, I like it.

I like it a lot more now. I think subsequent trips. I think the first trip, maybe I didn't see anything. We were in that weird hotel at the base of the London eye. Was that where I tackled you? No, that was- Oh, was that the first time I met? No, that was, Oh, was that the, like the first time? The first first time when you were under,

you were tackling, yeah, you didn't come, I didn't let you into my hotel room. You were, that was inappropriate. Yeah, I think I was 17, 16. My first trip to London, I interacted with Pierce Morgan. It was great. Yeah, just kidding, terrible experience

and would not do again. No, I've. Terrible experience. Would not do again. No, I've been London twice now. I love it. I want, like, it's good times. I get sad when I have to leave. You were at RTX, so right? No. Both times have been for pleasure.

Literally, and cigarette free. Yes. Yes. Sex. Sex. I had sex in London. No, you can have sex here Got a standing ovation from the brought from the booth. I'm looking forward to someday having sex in America But I'll be with that beyond the sex and London. There's also other fun things to do in London

Like thinking about like like like working up to sex in London. I did other stuff than sex. Greg's misgrags. I miss Greg's. I did masturbate in London. Solo sex. I had sex and I masturbate in London. And you went to Greg's.

And I went to Greg's. So those are the three things I've done in the great Britain. What's your favorite? The thing is about Greg's. It's not really that good. Like that's not all of it Britain. What's your favorite about Greg's? It's not really that good. Like that's all of it though. What is Greg?

It's like a sandwich shop. But pastries are what I get. It's pastries and that, like nice sandwiches. But it's just because America has shite sandwiches. Yeah, Greg's up here to be great. Oh, the R-E-G-G-S. Yeah. We also have, we also have like almost nonexistent

like savory pastries as far as like the way that they're done in Not even a Cornish pasties around of course pasties. There's the close thing We have like the sausage roll. There's actually one of my favorite videos on the internet It's not very popular viral video, but it's probably still in my top five is a guy doing an interview Just like this boring interview on the street and a Greg's bag just blows onto his face like right in the middle interview. And it's the best advert for Greg. The logo get perfectly placed like I think it's upside down or sideways, but it's like, you know, the logo.

Like the the the frag dude short and they had to put the Taco Bell rapper and you had to hit me like right in the face. There's a best day of your life. No, it was. That was a tire. That was a tiring day. Doing that whole shoot? Yeah. Dancing in and all that dancing. A lot of dancing.

A lot of physical activity that I'm used to doing. Probably lost like 10 pounds that one day. All in sweat. It was so hot. We got all this. That was good. That guy did not look morbid. I was gonna say.

It looks slowed down. It is a little slow. I think it's to catch the bag in slow motion Even turns to get perfect view of the logo that's a that's a bag with good camera awareness Oh my god, I love the logo. I love I got Greg's and Getting cornedos can you get cornedos here? You can't no You can get drumsticks. And drumstick even has a product that is trying very much

to be exactly what a cornedo is, but I just feel bad for them. The food in London, I remember being very good. It's very good. I don't know if that's a usual thing or if it's just because we are downtown London. Well, I don't know. I mean, I'm from the countryside.

I'm from like a tiny, 10,000 person town and the food is damn good out there. It's just like local crap. I, last time I went out to Suffolk and that's like, you know, a small, you ate in Suffolk? I stayed in Suffolk, suffocate. I was gonna go with, we already covered your sex life.

I had sex and stuff. You suffucked? I suffucked. But like that's the time,. That's a tiny little town and I ate a lot of food made by locals and everything like that and even Ryan's parents. And these guys are giggling and I'm done with the story. No, no, we're basically, we're basically,

we replicated our scene in 12 little roosters where I call you a bitch for not giving me a high five. That happens. Yeah, it was an ad lib. It wasn't in the script, but it's like, that was your... How'd you come up with that ad lib, Gavin? How'd you come up with the ad lib to call it, Barbara Bitt?

Just true life. Yeah. Yeah, good times. Yeah, it makes me feel real good about myself. Now I'm really excited. When I was in London, I did all the touristy stuff. So I saw Hyde Park, which is one of my favorite places to go. I don't know if you've been there.

Did you write the London Eye? I did. I did. I did. I did. I don't understand what the big deal is. I think it goes too long and it's kind of at the point when you're like... I mean, I don't know what people expect.

You go up, you come down, and then you use that same spot. What do you want from it? I wrote it to get a nice view of London, which I got. Yeah. And I took photos. You're also flying on a plane and you get a same spot. Like what do you want from it? I wrote it, get a nice view of London, which I got. Yeah. And I took photos of the next. You're also lying on a plane, you get like a better view. No, I mean this is a fine view.

I want you to argue that a view from a plane is never good. The best view, just watch the end of East Enders. And take a picture of your TV screen. Why, how would that be a good view? To watch it on a screen. It's another way to see London. Yeah, it on a screen. It's another way to see London. Yeah, it's great. It's a great way to see London.

Yeah, I don't understand. Why is Blaine over here with a slice of pizza? Well, you have Blaine. So, he's not cheat day. No, I know. I just want to hop over really quick. So, you guys heard about the Malaysian airline flight crash that happened years ago, right?

Malay for 370? So, the guy that found the wreckage, what? The guy that found the wreckage or parts of the debris, do you know his name? No. But the guy, oh yeah, that's right, the guy in,

was it like Madagascar or something? Yeah. His name is Blaine Gibson. Blaine Gibson, but he's like 50, 60s, year, years old or something like that. And people get us mixed up a lot. Sure, not just you in 30 years. No, that's not me.

So this conspiracy theory podcast just reached out to me and they're like, hey, we're doing an episode on Malaysian Airlines. What a weird and dumb conspiracy theory. And they're like, do you want to be on it? Absolutely. Oh my God. I don't think it's gonna happen

because I feel like they'll do the research, but it might happen tonight. Oh, I'm really excited. As in, they I feel like they'll do the research, but it might happen tonight Everyone excited as in they got in contact with you because they think you're here They they've sent me over Instagram and they were asking if I wanted to do it And I got my Skype all set up and I'm gonna go You happen when I don't know if it's gonna happen. They said it's 8 p.m. Eastern time is when they're doing it Oh, so soon like right around the time we wrap up the post showing everything Yeah, we can cut straight to that. Huh? we'll just cut from this to that if it happens

I don't know if it will not I'm very excited. It happens. I'm just gonna be like what are you gonna say about the wreckage? What are you gonna say? I'm just gonna be Blaine Gibson I'll just be like what do you think about it? I'd be like man, it's crazy a bunch of people dies really sad Are you gonna happen? Are you gonna read up on it and like research it? I might maybe if they maybe maybe So you're not gonna pretend to be the actual Blaine it. I might, maybe, if they, maybe. Maybe. Yeah. So you're not gonna pretend to be the actual Blaine Gibson. No, I'm not Blaine Gibson. I'm Blaine Gibson.

You're, he's not gonna lie. You are Blaine Gibson. He's gonna be Blaine Gibson. Okay. Everyone in chat is super excited about this. It's probably not gonna happen, but I thought you guys would get a kick out of it. It's funny, it's funny you brought that up and on Slack today,

West through a picture in there, I guess they read a fire station or something like that today, I don't know why. But he took a picture of a locker, of a fireman's locker, and it's a J. Reissinger. Oh, where? My last name is super rare. And so I never see it anywhere.

And the fact that there's a J. Reissinger is like, I need to meet him. He's the alternative version. He's told you in three years. He's the version of me that went and actually a physical job that involves actually being important in a hero in everything. I've never done much that.

I've never done much that. He's got a sweet mustache. Yeah. So you have one. Thank you, Gavin. Always. I'm going to go. That was a really loud, when you bit the crust.

That was so loud. Oh, give us nothing to read. Give us an ASMR bite everyone. Oh Yeah, who's making the noise? So in the booth. Love it. I called the quiet Eric. I I'll go good luck on your podcast. Let us know my I blame. Do some research. Did you like record yourself doing it too? Oh, yeah, yeah, record with your phone. I need I need this. God, speaking of plane crashes. No. What? The crazy shit that happened this week. The wild man. So wait, I didn't actually read any articles on it. I was told what was happened. Second hand. But some dude would like hijacked a plane. What?

Well, not, I mean, in an extent, he was a ground worker. That's the same. Not even hijack. He just stole a plane. He stole a plane. Where was this and when? Seattle. Saturday night, someone who operates like the toe on the ground who was familiar with,

a little familiar with the cockpit got in a plane and took off from C-TAC. With people in the plane. No, no, he's by himself. By himself, unauthorized takeoff, and then flew around the area for an hour. And there's like recordings of, he's clearly like major crisis, like never intended to, he died. He never intended to land it, I guess, but

just to hear him like casually talk into these people and like getting distracted, being like, because he's like flying along there like trying to talk him down, I don't know, okay, make a left turn, we can try and get you down here. And he's like getting distracted being like, cause he's like flying along there to like try and talk him down. I don't know, okay, make a left turn. We can try and get you down here and he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think this thing could do a barrel?

Yeah. And it's just like so casual about. Yeah, I think also, you know, he mentions at one point that he doesn't know how to properly pressurize the cockpit. Oh, cause he's getting lightheaded. So he, yeah, and he, so he may have had like,

so- Is that a manual procedure to do that? I may, I don't know. I thought that just happened as you go up. Well, you can set the cabin pressure on the lead. So I'm guessing he crashed and then died, or did he die from? No, no, he crashed.

I mean, yeah. The plane crashed and it's like, you know, it's kind of tragic to listen to, but he also, he oddly had like a really good sense of humor. He's very serene about it. It's almost like he had thought about this for a long time and wanted to do this. You know, he talked about wanting to see like the mountains

and like different sites from the air. Yeah, it was the kind of thing where if he'd have landed it and was okay and wasn't having like a mental breakdown, it would have been funny. In while you were saying it would have been, yeah, it would have been a funny story that probably would have turned into like some sort of comedic movie. And I been, yeah, it would have been a funny story that probably would have turned into

like some sort of comedic movie. And I think it was, it was, in listening to, I think it was pretty apparent that he didn't want to hurt anybody and he seemed to feel bad that he was inconveniencing people. Interesting. When the air traffic controls were like, you know, I want you to take a left

and go in this direction that way you're, you're not in the airspace so we can still land other planes. He's like, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, sorry. I don't want to inconvenience anyone. Sorry for inconveniencing you. We're also very surprised that the rate he was burning fuel. Yeah, it's... And then wondered if he could do a backflip.

Did you do that? I'm just like, what do you how we wanted to end his life? Just like... He's setting up a lot of his fly skills from playing tons of videos. Yeah, he's a lot. He's setting up video games. Did anybody watch Evil Genius? Yeah.

Yeah, I did. Isn't it? Why? Did anybody make that connection? That's pretty crazy. That before that show was made, which is based around the story of the pizza delivery bomb a bank robbery. It was turned into a comedy film that was it?

Yeah, 30 minutes or less. Something like that. I never heard like that. Starring like a, like a Zee's and sorry and what's his name? Just a Shacasenberg. Yeah. It's the same story. Yeah. It's the same story. But without like the tragedy and like the horror of what the real story was,

you saw the show. Yeah. The show is about some just some really fucked up shit that was happening between these these dude dies. Yeah. Yeah. A dude dies because of the bomb, but they made an entire movie about it. That was just a comedy about it that sort of retold the story in a lighter sense. Did he blow up with that? No. It like it had a nice happy ending and it was a comedy.

The whole thing was a comedy. I think even Danny McBride is one of the guys who like basically kidnapped him and strapped a bomb on him. Holy shit. Yeah, it was strange. And no one said, or maybe they did, I just didn't ever catch it. There's like based off of something that actually happened. And then years later, Netflix makes a compelling

documentary series about it. And you can turn anything into a comedy. Right, you can. But it just doesn't feel weird to take a very serious tragedy. What you just talked about if someone were to take that and then just flip it and make a fun movie about it. You can't make a fun movie about everything. You can't make a fun movie about the Holocaust. What's it called? Life is beautiful. Life is beautiful. Is that a comedy. It's light-hearted. It's like a comedy. Producers.

The producers is a Mel Brooks film and play that has to do with the entire Broadway production they create is Springtime for Hitler. There's an entire song that is called Springtime for Hitler. 9-11? I don't know about nine eleven yet. It's been like a comedy. You gotta have it. Yeah, you gotta have time, you know. Yeah, it's gonna have to know what's gonna happen. It's gonna make a story about some guy who like, take a picture, he's making a holocaust

or a Nazi comedy, isn't he? Because somewhere in the 9-11 tragedy was a guy with the funniest situation. Who? Like there was a guy in the building who wasn't there for like work. He was just there for a reason that is the most funny of all the people in there. You're saying there's the possibility for those events, some sort of comedic stories

to me about that. I'm just going to work, right? And I think you're right, it's time. Yeah, enough time goes by and we can make fun of, we can make light of something. and we like what, 17 years on from that almost. And holy shit. You're right, one plus 17 is 18. That's really good. Off the top of your head. And it's still not being joked about. But maybe like after 50 years, they'll be, you know, I mean, that's a lot of the basis of like money Python humor as they make

fun of like tragedies of like history, you know, I mean, that's a lot of the basis of like, money python humor as they make fun of like, tragedies of like history, you know. I mean, even just the joke from the holy grail of like, bring out your dead. Well, it's just enough time that has passed where the people involved are like, the families of the people involved are too old or not living anymore. Maybe.

I don't know. Or, you're like, Pete Davidson sometimes does comedy bits about that. And that makes me really uncomfortable sometimes to, it's like some of the places he takes it. I don't know how many is important. I think it's I agree. Everything should be joked about eventually. Yeah, I'm going to I'm a universalist. It's something that was an argument that like creators of South Park had often about their stuff. Yeah, I think it was a Gilbert Godfrey was joking

about it like a couple of days or like a week after it happened and people were. That's right, not happy with him about that. Yeah. And then you got trouble also after the tsunami in Japan. Yeah, I think comedy is cool because it makes you think about stuff differently sometimes in that totally. I think there's also a very important part of comedy called timing.

And if you do not have that timing down, you're not reading the room, then you can be guilt-regarded for you and making a joke a little bit too soon. That's like, if it's 2001 still, too soon. Maybe too soon. So everyone deals with tragedy and heartbreak or anything in a different way.

And some people make jokes about it or try to make light of it. Like I know Josh was big on that when he experienced a little bit of the strategy. Oh, Josh put me through the ringer with situations that happen with his father's death on the spot But I think often with jokes like that. It's different if you're making a joke in private to deal because I totally deal with with tragedy and and hurt in a very like dark comedic way

But I don't go on to like a media source that I have an audience of hundreds of thousands of not millions of people and make a joke that cannot be kept private and like that. You're like that day or the next day. Yeah, that people who I'm saying it to you understand where I'm coming from have an intimate, you know, understanding of where I am and that kind of thing. So it's also like reading the room and the timing can be very important. So yeah, like I love Gilwagafri and I watched his doc and everything like that. Aladdin was great. Aladdin was great.

Jeffa? Have you ever heard there's an audio clip of him? I watched his doc and everything like that Aladdin was great Aladdin was great There's an audio clip of him I like that That was the quote of Iago that you both from his him being stuck in the doorway Have you ever heard there's an audio clip of him talking on the phone with his actual real voice? Yeah, no or his horse is more subdued. It was cool and stunned. I think it was fake. Was that fake? No, I think it was real. It was like super subdued and like normal every day. If you, you should, you should check out his,

they did an entire doc recently about a year ago, I think it was just called Godfried. Maybe it's just called Gilbert, I don't know. But it was, it's following him in a much more like intimate kind of environment and he talks in a much more subdued way that isn't that pushing Version of his voice that you get that's on stage, but it's still like He's not totally putting on a voice. He's just

Accentuating a part of his voice that adds the comedic value. I explain a character. Yeah, he's playing a character the character of Gilbert Gottfried Yeah, because I'm just imagining him trying to have like a quiet conversation Oh, or sex no sex would be another thing or it's like yeah I'm touching you a clitoris My clitoris clitoris You can close your eyes enough You're pulling eye muscle no wearing lashes so just dug into the size of my eyes.

Make up. Who is it? Someone in chat saying that Gilbert Godfrey did an audio version of 50 Shades of Grey. Yeah, that's where I got the Clotaurus thing from. Yeah. It's pretty great. Wow. I don't know if I could do a whole, did he do the whole book?

I think he did excerpt. Okay. What if he get fired for? Again, Aflac. Aflac, it was after the Japanese tsunami. It was tsunami, that was the, and that was like, they even covered that I think in the doc about how like, even Disney hiring Gilbert Godfried is one of the most like absurd things to ever think of.

If you know who Gilbert Godfried is in the stand-up comedy world world Because he is one of the dirtiest and most deranged comics out there He says just the most outlandish things that are not Disney friendly and are not part of their brand But they didn't they weren't aware of it. So when they hired him like all the comics are like Are they serious that they're hiring Gilbert to to be a talking parent and a Disney cartoon? But yeah, he and he just kind of rode that part of his career. I think all the way to the Aflac thing, while still just like his jokes, he make an a standover fantasy.

He was the best Aflac duck. He was. Of course. I don't understand that mentality though, like not hiring people to be a voice actor if they've made like crude jokes before to be in a child's movie. It's just, I totally agree with you. It's that usually companies make very safe bets

with who they associate themselves with. So that later on if like, you know, I mean, it was like the whole James Gunn thing being fired from because his tweets is that companies, you know, will make very rash, if not extreme decisions based off of who they're associated with. Yeah. You know, just, no matter what, you know, despite the context of that person's like the things that they would not associate

themselves for, they just, they don't want to be a part of that. I just hope that nothing from Rishcheev gets picked up by Disney because a lot of us would be in a lot of trouble. Well, that's like the thing with like, yeah, I mean, but they don't, do they still own maker. They own maker, don't they? Disney, I think they do. Yeah, so they have some internet people. Yeah, I guess it's a different different brand. But you watch like the gaming stuff that they buy like Parker Parker plays games. It's the very like safe. Let's play version of stuff. Yeah. And so yeah, that's obviously what they're looking to buy. I don't think they would. Yeah, I mean,

they, uh, that's right. Yeah, they, uh, the X PewDiePie last year. That's right. Oh, okay. Because PewDiePie did some no-nose. Yeah. So yeah, I mean, I, it exists in the digital space too. You're right. Disney might, might be upset with us. Yeah. If they were involved. I think I probably can't do always open anymore at all. But it's a two-way talk. Gilbert Gottfried voice. We like, Gilbert Gottfried did it. Yago did it.

It wasn't me, Barbara Dunkelman. I think Gilbert Gottfried. Did he do Yago for all three movies and the cartoon series? Did he? Did he? I'm pretty sure he did that voice. That was for the movies. That was for the movies.

There were three movies Aladdin return of jafar and Aladdin King fees. I never saw King of thieves. That was the return of Ron Williams as genie He came back. Yeah, they replaced the homie Simpson. They did. Oh, it was damn Kessler. And It was a good genie. He was he wasn't bad, but they got they got rooms to be back I think he just there was just a four-year anniversary of Rom-Woooms death a few days ago. Which is crazy because I distinctly remembered, it happened when we were working at Richie,

but I remember chatting with you about it, like the day we found out. This fucker ran into this humor in her office while I was in there and just started screaming, I think we killed Rom-Woooms. We literally just mentioned him by name in a bro out of my heart. But I think we cut because it was too real.

Yeah. I was so devastated. Yeah. I couldn't believe it. We had just gone on a spree of accidentally killing people we liked. Yeah. And then we just go, I can't believe those four years.

He was my hero. He was so good. Mrs. Doubtfire is a great movie. It is, Mrs. Doubtfire, I'd say birdcage is one of his best as well. Birdcage is so good. Birdcage is so much rewatchability. It was crazy to Daffyre, I'd say Birdcage is one of his best as well. Birdcage is so good. Birdcage has so much rewatchability. It was crazy to see, you know, if you go to like the iTunes movie section on your Apple TV

or like whatever platform you have, you can see like the most popular movies that people are downloading. Yeah. After his death, like all the top movies were robbing the games movie. Yeah, I think Hook was way up. I think Hook was on there. Hook's way up. Hook's way up. Hook's way up. Hook's way up. Hook's way up. Hook's way up. Hook's way up. Hook's way up. Hook's way up. Hook was way up. I think it was on there. So much it's put them all up as like a tribute.

It's possible, but. It's one of my favorite things. I don't know if I have a series, but my favorite thing is the world that you named when you're cats after a character from Peter Pan. Namely, Bob Hoskins portrayal of that character in my favorite movie. Yeah, because Bob Hoskins died like the week before, a month before. Oh, you named me after Bob Hoskins died Yeah, because and now we follow the pattern of we just name our cats after

Famous Dead legends characters. Yeah, so we've got Smeek Colombo and Ziggy Ziggy So where'd you get Ziggy? Got us from a foster for kittens. I didn't know if you like founder and then adopted her. No, I mean, yeah, we adopted it. Three cats.

We got three cats because two was too many. Do two of them ever gang up on one? Is it ever like a two on one situation? Well, the club is kind of effee on the new one, so they're never all together, really. I mean, it's fine. I thought there's only becoming a cat lady. I am becoming a cat lady. Well, it seems like Meg's the one's being a cat lady because sounds like she's the one

who decided to get Ziggy. Well, every two years she gets a new cat. Okay, that is unsustainable because cats live like 18 years of time. So I'm going to have nine cats. You see it was the birthday of the oldest living cat who turned 31 years old Gee, yeah, it's name is not me. So apparently I think it was like a hundred and forty in human years or something crazy like that That's incredible look old at that point I know but it still looks like it doesn't look like

You know it's still. Decat standing. Decat, so. Is it with a like a birthday cake? Yeah, it's name it's not Meg. It was on Reddit today. Yep, that's it. It looks like a cat. It just looks like a grumpy. What did you think it was gonna look like? I don't know, I like it.

No, it looks a little grumpy. It looks a little grumpy. It looks grumpy for sure. Yeah. So decat's go through menopause. They've got to. Why do they got to? Or could that cat, if it was female, have kids?

Where do all mammals go through menopause? I think so. Oh, if a cat, if a cat, I'm reading. Barbara, okay, read. If a cat is not fixed, she will be able to conceive all her life. There is no way. Do you like an equivalent of menopause because cats do not menstruate. Her fertility may decline, but we'll not cease.

That's such a... That's a healthy looking 31 year old cat. It's probably like made of glass though. Like if I can't move. He's the, at that point, the cat is the character from like a hellboy too. There's just dust on the side and it's just like turning a clock.

So a cat. So what causes human menopause? That's what I was gonna ask. You just done with eggs? Why do women go through menopause? Is it just that you run out of material? At some point, the female human becomes unappealing to males.

And so everything inside her just shrivels up and just gives up hope. And. And then just stops stops. Menopause. I thought I just typed it to Google. That's why it's because it's causing itself for the men. So the menopause. According to WebMD, the ovaries also make the hormones estrogen and progesterone, which control menstruation and ovulation. Menopause happens when the strong content. Seneg every month and menstruation stops.

I just cause you have a finite amount of eggs. Oh, it's right. Of course, you have a finite amount of eggs. Well, cats don't have, of course, there's parts of your body that don't have a finite amount and you keep reproducing all cats have more eggs. I don't have a finite amount of sperm. Well, actually, I don't have any sperm. But that's the point.

They don't menstruate. They don't. Right, they never get rid of them. I don't know. I don't know. I thought the whole point of the cycle was like, get an egg down there, flush it out, get another egg down there. But if they don't menstruate,

our people who have had a... Cats don't ovulate until they meet. That's convenient, isn't it? Why doesn't that work for humans? I guess we're just not convenient. The second thing I looked up do cats have ovaries. That's like a gavinal. The second retur-

It's the first return actually. Your cat has a clitoris and five other things you didn't know about your cat. What are the five other things? What are the five other things? What are the five other things? That's why we got together. I'm like, sorry. What is this? What is this?

What is this? It makes her good. The picture is good. Don't go find it. No, I don't care. What go we? I want to find out the five things. I'm trying, I'm trying, but the things in the way. It's clear one of them.

Is that formal things? It's a, a clip and five of them. It's clear one of them is just a good sentence. That'll be the, that'll be the title of this episode. A male cat has barbs on his penis. New that. Yes, cats do have a catorus. To get it to sit there.

They do have a catorus. Female cats have a y-shaped uterus. Okay. They do have a good tourist. Female cats have a wise-shaped uterus. Okay. Male cats have a penis bone. Cats don't ovulate until they mate. Cats, penises, face backwards. What? As in, like, instead of going, they face backwards.

They go towards the tail. So you have to, like, back into it, like a pocket space? Like, a pumpkin fully, a god. A palm cat fully wrecked penis is only about two inches long. So what other animals? All right, really quick. I want to create a diagram that connects somebody talking about 9-11 all the way to talking about the length of a Tomcat's penis.

Oh, back when you have two minutes. What are the connectors there and doing as few steps as possible? The primates go on the blob what's on the blob? Period when you're ragging it. Okay. Where you can just say having their period? fucking child Wait, I have to tell you I have the rag in it. I would have to say I have two of them I have two of Elise Wom's tampons in my suitcase.

Unused. Unused, okay. So they're not really hers, necessarily. They are hers because they were purchased by her and had the intent to be used by her. Okay. And somehow found their way into my suitcase and have been in there for a few months now.

Is it good story how they go there? Oh, you just, I will, because we were at um... She was trying to put them in and then, why'd you throw water on him? What happened? I'm so can what now? What was that? Michael just very calmly came in and looked

to a glass of water on Gavin. Oh, that was Michael. Look, I'm on bloody shots. Like how British you get when you're stuck there. Maybe you're on the reg. On the blob. Are you on the blob on the blob I'm sorry to put what was that like a bet or something would happen. No, it's just how he's just having whiskey earlier

So I see me he he feisted it for the end of mine crown. I don't even see someone over there shrugging I know he's gone. He did that and he wasn't water or whiskey smell I don't smell it. So I think it's water. I hope it's water. You want to go change? I didn't even move because I thought, you know, he'll not do it. I mean, it just went on me. So, he's like nailed to the placement on it, too. You avoided the mic. I am so happy that didn't ricochet off on to me. I'm glad. I'm thank you, Gavin. Thank you for taking it all. Good friend. You did it.

I have no idea. I don't even know what we're talking about. Cat Dix. Cat Dix. Yeah, I don't know. I can't. I guess can't continue talking about cat Dix anymore. Why not?

It's a great topic. You're not living. I'm really not. You don't have cats. Have you ever had cats? I've had a cat before. OK. Yeah.

I'm more of a dog person right now. Right now. I was. a cat before. Okay. Yeah. A more of a dog person right now. Right now. Yeah, man, I got this. Esther's the closest thing to a crazy dog lady. We have two dogs. Just the way an Esther interacts with her dogs and the way she talks with her dogs, or tweets about her dogs. She's, she's very, really it's one of the dogs.

It is. It is. It's more enamored than the other one. She's also a crazy mineral lady. She loves minerals. She's also a crazy mineral lady. She loves minerals. She's like, I think, okay, and- The first straight thing, okay, let me tell you- You, dogs, minerals, what's the hierarchy of love and care?

You can be with those. Yeah, with minerals. Yeah, they're all shiny. That's so much older than you. Yeah, you got experience. They'll last forever. Millions of years old. Yeah.

I'm breaking down already I'm barely 40 Yeah, Gustap pause But yeah, that's when the body releases more eggs and gets rolled I know all the time. I feel like it's so crazy that cat Just bongs an egg down when it needs to and that no else no else does it ever miss? Miss the shot, I don't guys have men or paws. Girls do. Why not guys? Because you don't have men. You don't menstruate.

Well, I just feel like, why is there not a stop? I mean, I have a stop to my hormones. We don't support life in your body, so there's nothing to like replenish. I was a good point. Let's go. We think about it. All right. Does that I know of carry? No, I've done. Don't put me in your body. You know nothing about me. I have mysteries.

Yeah, I haven't unveiled. Does carrying a pregnancy, like does it age the body? Is that a weird question to think about? Like does it has does it have a toll? Right. Like you like they say you if you don't need a kidney to someone, like it takes a couple of years off your life. Like just having a child. I think they say like if you don't need a kidney someone on average like it takes a couple of years off your life. Like just having a child, I think they say, like if you don't need a kidney to someone

on average, it takes like seven years off your life. I mean, it depends what you look at. Like I'm sure ads stress and excess weight, which could be damaging. I feel like it's one of those things that, if you do it young enough, it's you can bounce back and not. But I also don't think like, you know, it's evolutionary and obviously a very, the most't think like, you know, it's evolutionary and obviously a very,

the most important part of, you know, our existence. So I'm sure it's like not gonna harm someone's life. Well, I don't think it would harm you immediately, right? Like you don't need to live when your child's already and the dog would take care of itself. Be healthier, live longer if you hadn't been pregnant. I don't know, would you say that like that an injury takes time off of your life? Because it's like it's something that you repair.

That's a good question, I don't know. I don't know. Because I mean, pregnancy is something that you can be damaged from and it's something you could even die from. So it's something that does have some sort of physical taxing on the body, obviously. But just like that, would you also just designate, like I got a really bad scrape that took off 30 seconds off my life.

Or like that old thing where people would say, like smoking a cigarette takes like a minute or whatever, it's all bullshit. I'm sure it does have an effect, but I wouldn't be able to tell if it was like taking off maybe even adding. A burp takes three seconds of your life because you just apply a tape to burp. Take three seconds to burp. Why would a burp take three seconds of your life. Because you just don't play with it. That's the only way to take the burp.

Take three seconds to burp. Why would a burp take three seconds off your life, Gavin? I would lie. No. But when I was a kid, I was like, I used to sneak in burps. Like your body wouldn't tell? I have.

Did you ever believe that master babe would make you go blind? No. Is that a common rumor that people were given as a kid? Who was told, yeah. I was, there was a lot of lies were given as a kid? Who was told? Yeah. There was a lot of lies about masturbation and sex that was told to me when I was young. Well, you grew up very religious.

Yeah, I grew up in a different indoctrination of how to view that part of your life. Yeah. I was reading a comments. So we just uploaded an RTA recently where we talked about roadhead and how one time when we were in LA, I looked into the car next to us and I saw someone about roadhead and how one time when we were in LA, I looked into the car next to us and I saw someone getting roadhead. And now I fucking forget where I was going, oh, and how there was a truck driver who commented on that RTA saying that he would see people masturbating in cars.

Oh, because he has a high-evee point. All the time, but sometimes he would see families going on road trips and there'd be like teenagers in the back like masturbating like people's kids masturbating. How would I mean there's a rearview mirror in a car? Yeah, no I know like dick out He said actually that he saw more women doing it than men easy to hide more to free. Yeah, you just DJ a little bit, you know Easier to hide yeah, if you have like a you know, did you have a scratch the raccoals in the back of a car? No No You know, you know, did you have a scratch the records in the back of a co? No No

No Front of a car No While driving Yes Driving one time I didn't finish Wild driving one time. I didn't finish. It's not about the journey. I have never masturbated while driving. That's for sure.

Well, I feel like you. It doesn't have a lot of whoever sent that. He keeps you up. Do you have a device? Just that. Okay. It's a good old handy. What up? Manuela. Why don't just pull over somewhere and get it done? I'm very efficient. Not efficient if you bear off the road. Yeah, but it didn't. I'm okay.

Good. I can't be legal. It's got to be legal. There's I mean sure it is illegal. Is there a law against? Are you in your private? I mean, it's not a residence. I don't think so. I don't think you have any expectations of privacy in a car. Is it illegal to masturbate while driving?

Like, I will have to wait for this now. There's God. Yes, indecent exposure is illegal. You're in public in your car fully visible and you're in a larger vehicle. But what if it's not, what if you're not exposed? What if you're in the back of a van with no windows, someone else is driving and you're jerking it.

You're still in a car, but no one can see. I allow to have sex in a car if it's blocked on your drive. Does that count? I think that's what I think that's a problem. Technically outside. But your driveways, your property. Because the car isn't... You're out. Okay.

You can't stand in your front yard and jerk it. I mean, the police are gonna come by and say something about that. What if you open your front door and walk really far back and do it there? Looking at people. Well, actually, I think you're actually making good questions. No, this is... This is just it. At what point am I far enough into my house?

Yeah, at what point are you breaking the law for peeping in? You put there is no law against peeping in. If the door's open though, peeping Tom. But if you, here's open. What if you stand? If you're in the street, not on the proper, if I'm in the street, not on your property, I look in and your door's open,

and I look down the hall, and there you are with little Gavin free junior in your hand. That's not saying that. That's not you. But what about if the window, there's a window count? What if your stand up? Windows peeping time. What if you're standing at the window, jerking it

with like kids walking mind everything like that. But you're in your house? Right, I don't think that's allowed. I don't think you can do that. I hope you can do that. I hope so too, but you're in your house. What? It's gonna police officer.

Yeah, now I really want to know like what are the designations of indecent exposure, not indecent exposure when it involves your house because What? It's gonna police officer. Yeah, now I really want to know, like what are the designations of indecent exposure, not indecent exposure when it involves your house? Cause you actually pose a good question. You're in your house. And some of these are open. And some of these are bedrooms. Oh, ground level.

And if you don't have blinds, I, uh, riots bedroom is second floor, but has a giant window looks out into the neighborhood. And at one point I looked up and yes, I was fully exposed to this neighborhood. Yeah. And realized we need to put a blind down. You animal and yes, I was fully exposed to the neighborhood. Yeah. And realized we need to put a blind down you animal. Yeah, I'm such an animal.

I've always said that. I've always tried to portray that I'm a real sexual animal. Because if you're just like in your own room with the window open, like the blind's open, I mean, and you're just going at it or having sex and someone happens to see in like, that's on them. But then if you're just there with your own. I have no idea. God,, that's on them. Yeah. But then if you're just there, we're sure we're gonna be okay. I have no idea, God, I'm really curious now.

Yeah. Eric, get a police officer on the phone. Call 911 and ask them. It's an emergency. No one called 911. No, give me that joke. It's a joke. Oh, I did it by accident the other day.

I held down the button. Just fiddling with it. Did it call? No, it shouldn't call. It gives you like five seconds. Yeah, if you hold down, yeah, both. What do you hold down? It's like volume and the lock button. Yeah, I was just like holding my phone while I was told in the someone and it just went, I was like, I have like two seconds. I did that the other day too. Happens a lot. Yeah. I thought it just gave you

the option to call. I didn't realize it automatically started signaling. I think, do it. Don't do it. You have five seconds to not. I'm not doing it Don't do it. You have five seconds to know. I'm not doing it. You do it on your phone. You don't want to do it on your phone because you're scared too. It's not tarpa zon me. Let's see. Gus is.

Oh, it started doing it, but I have my phone on silent. Okay. So it automatically starts signaling 911. I think if you do it five times, yeah. Interesting. What, this is really riveting, right? Great for the audio podcast, too. I really... No, not that.

Oh, there you go. Stop crawling. That's the boop. I really want to know the whole masturbation thing as far as like when the decency exposure starts to stop. I don't think we'll ever fit. Unless someone in the chat, we'll be... Do we know a judge?

Anybody know a judge? Let us know in chat if you know the answer to this. Yeah. No speculation, only actual. Could we put a poll? Do we have that ability? And you are gonna, I feel like it's very common for if someone happened to look past your window

at a certain moment, they could have seen. Most of the time there's no one there. But I have accidentally walked past windows with John Thomas out. Have you ever seen people fucking in a window and watch? Barbara has. Yeah, definitely. Where?

Near my apartment in the apartment building near me. Eric something wasn't my building. Eric on the camera. Just quickly have two turning answers from auto.com. A VVO.com is masturbating at home with window open, inditable offense. A public display of such exposure is all that it takes. Indicent, indecent exposure is the deliberate exposure by a person of a portion or portions of his or her own body under circumstances

where such an exposure is likely to be seen as contrary to the local commonly accepted standards of decency. So it sounds like intent is in there. Well, like if you don't make any effort to conceal it. Yeah, so if you're like jerking it and then like your house is made of glass and you're like staring at someone

and then just doing this. Why are you so hunched over? For the mic. I guess I don't want to sit. It makes this look extra fun. That's just how long it is. He's got a lot of put his hips back. The weight of it.

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Almost thought you were the right guy I was looking for. Blaine wrote, you caught me. Good luck on the show tonight. Yeah. It's not happening. Damn it. They did their research just like he said. But not soon enough, not book them for the show. I saw a wicked video yesterday of a ant nicking a diamond.

I saw that. How cool was that? It makes you wonder like, what is the most value an ant has ever? If there was diamonds in an ant was walking off with a diamond. It stole a diamond. It was like, there's like good size that a rock compared to the size of the ant. They can live massive, so somewhere like underground

and Ants or like, another insect has probably been like, this is like 20,000 dollars. Oh no, I'm a little marketing for Ant-Man 3, starting really early. I mean, the size of the diamond compared to the ant would be like me pushing a boulder of a diamond the size of me What is it like is it what ten times their weight? Oh, I think it's more than that 10,000 times their weight doesn't and men straight

Yeah, there it is like But it's kind of pushing it's not really that's the guy's got it though biggest criminal in the Insect world holy shit. Why do you think he's taking it? It's not food, right? I mean We just want these brains some bling for why do we go for diamonds not food? Listen? He has a wife who is very picky. Can you imagine getting a diamond that's bigger than you are? I'm not imagining a diamond that's bigger than you are. That's a queen. The queen of that hive. What is it?

Nest. What is it? It's a nest. Mound? Mountain. Army. She's got to be worth it. I'm just watching that, Anne.

She's got to be worth it. Did you see that video the other day about the correct way to use the can opener? No. This thing fucking blew my mind. I've been doing it wrong. We've all been doing it wrong. No. Like the thing when you go snip and then you go,

you keep keeping it. Yeah, exactly. So don't do that. I'll give him a second to see if they can find it. Holy shit. But yeah, I guess if you rotate it 90 degrees and then use it, you cut the entire top of the can off.

So rotate the can. Rotate the can opener instead of going like this, if you go like this. But then you don't have like a lift that you can put on your mouth. Oh, you'll see it. You do. When it cut you?

Maybe, but do you ever do that? It wouldn't cut you anyway, yeah. How if I do open up a can of beans? You got a black, like, like, like, like, like, watch. See like I said, you turn it 90 degrees and you use it. Rotating it above it. And I guess this stops the thing falling in. Well, I haven't to pry it out.

Right, stops having to pry it out. Oh shit. My life is ruined. I feel like that's not that different. It's very different. Oh, stop it. You just, you're maxed you didn't think of it. It takes the whole thing up. I feel like I've done that. You're gonna have to worry Oh, stop it. You're just your magazine think of it. It takes the whole thing up.

I feel like I've done that. You're gonna have to worry about the top thing falling in. You're gonna have to leave a little bit that you're like reaching in, like you're gonna cut yourself. You're gonna have to maybe pry a little bit off. I think I've done it that way and I did it and I was like, that's not how you do that. That to me was like, this is more dangerous.

Like I'm gonna cut myself on this. Shop! Insane. You myself on this. Shop! Insane thing. You had like this. I didn't say anything. You didn't have the right response for my response. I know my grocery. My grocery is so poor that when I try to open a can with a can opener,

I have to like pause for a second to like stop and then keep going. Oh my god. I really weak hands. Come climb me with me. We can work on your hands for me. I'll literally get up like two feet. I'll be good. Get those the get those aren't the squeezer things

to like build your yeah, your hanging board for your house. Little hanging board. Do you get tied on hand jobs? No. The penis is aren't as cool. You're not doing it right. No.

No. It's just the squeezing is like this is fine. You can do the old day. She went and ran. No! No! No! No! No! No! It's just the squeezing. It's like this is fine. You could do the old day. Yeah, give it up all day. It's a good portion of the day.

A good portion of the day. I might have to like spill a little bit. Call on you as a good hand job. A good portion of the day. That can soak and wet from my co-workers. It's just me. Yeah, it caused on my kneecap. It's not a good day for you.

It is Monday the 13th. It's like the unluckiest day. It's possible. It's like Friday the 13th, but everyone's sending you a shitload of emails. Why is Friday the 13th bad? Why would you Monday the 13th? You do the worst.

Friday the 13th is Friday. That's what makes it. Monday the 13th should be the worst. Yeah. Let's change it. Did the Friday the 13 like, bad omen thing start with the film, or was it something that the film? Oh, shit.

Hey, now that's a legit question. I like it, it is. I mentioned a new horror movie, Tuesday afternoon. It's like, well, I know 13 is an unlucky, no, I broke us. This is an unlucky now I broke us This is my show now. I did it You're welcome everybody. There can be only one. Well, how did it originate? I don't know Like witchy shit. I'm a fan of the falsetto Gus boy god

Friday the third when that what year did I move you come out? I don't know. It was like 80 85, but I don't know when I don't know when Friday the 13th became part of like common nomenclature. Yeah 86 there you go it became that it came out in 86 So was it sorry You blew it. No, but I'm trying to do a joke. Yeah So was it? Sorry I blew it, don't worry about it. You blew it. No, but I'm not. We're gonna try and do a joke. Yeah.

Oh Eric was trying to do a joke everybody. 1980. 1980. Oh wow. 1980 is Friday the 13th. So six years prior to the film being released? No, he was making a joke. It wasn't telling the crew.

Eric, you really just trashed. We should just do that. I hate you, you're fired. Great. What is this? How do we delete something that's live for the internet? How do we delete a person? Greed consider Tuesday the 13th unlucky there you go. I know that I know 13 the number has been unlucky for a while But I don't know when Friday 13th became part of a convoy

I suggested origin of the superstition Friday the 13th October Suggested origin of the superstition, Friday the 13th, October, 1307. The date Philip IV of France arrested hundreds of the Knights Templar. It's not even formulated until the 20th century. Gotcha, okay. So who knows?

I don't think it was that. It seems like a, there's references to it in a biography from 1869. Yeah, so it's been for a while. Well, that was like, the first time I ever learned about how recent like sliced bread was invented with that whole phrasing of the best things in sliced bread, it isn't really referencing

that far back in our history. It was like, the number 69 came from the sexual position. You were thinking so hard about another joke you could make on it. He told me he'd even end up so happy. So she went into what we were saying. He's stupid. I didn't want to let the moment pass. Well, isn't it true that the color orange came from the fruit orange? No, go ahead. Before the orange. Well, because we didn't have a name for orange. It used to be red. Mm-hmm. On orange was red. And so color orange used to be just referred to as red.

You broke Barbara now. This is the stupidest episode ever. This is so dumb. But shit was orange way before orange was evolved. But like red hair is orange. Red hair is orange. When you say someone's a red head, they got orange hair. Yeah.

But I feel like orange is like one of the first things you would notice. But the sun is orange. They you say someone's a redhead, they got orange hair. Yeah. But I feel like orange is one of the first things you would notice. But the sun is orange. They just called it red. They just called it red. They didn't see a shade of red. They didn't see a spectral difference enough to give it another color name. But then they orange hair. But then they did.

They it's based on the blue. I like blue. It's orange. Now. Now it's its own thing. Lime is also. We don't want to get oranges and apples confused, which is why you can't compare apples

and oranges to this day. I hate you. No one anybody can tell when they were telling the truth in this stupid show. Because you just gotta some confidence in those. Everyone keeps slipping it out of facts and stupidity. You got to tell the line. You know, that actually became a two existence when toes were invented

Stupid and then you got no one to stop It was right before yeah, Barbara's job said that so Got I had a question. I want to ask everyone go ask the question Eric and I we're talking Before the film congrats and I were talking before the show. Congrats. And we saw that, yeah, it's a great, great day for him. We saw that I haven't looked at this list,

but apparently billboard, the billboard hot 100 turned 60 years old. So they ranked the 100 biggest hits of all time. Like, okay. And they did like a reverse scoring system where however many weeks they were, however high they were, they get more points. Like from the beginning of the years. For the past 60 years that they've been doing.

So they might like Michael Jackson. Hot 100. So I want to see if we could guess, each of us take a guess if you think what the highest. Try to get as high as possible. Yeah, get as high as possible. Oh, fuck.

On the list. Like what do you think is the most popular song in the past six years? So since 1958, what do you think would it be the hottest song on the Billboard hot 100 my hot will go on That's a good one very good. That's a good one. I'm gonna guess It's gonna be an MJ thriller Michael Jackson. That's a good one. Yeah, I think it's a real good one Sure You okay there I don't know I'm stuck between like I

Don't know wait, so it'd be 1958 1958 when was press Lee? When was Beatles? Yeah, all that I'm going with I going with, I'm going to go with a Beatles song. That's what I'm trying to figure out which Beatles song to go with. Beatles would be, it's how many weeks they're gone. Oh wait, but 50 years ago would have been, I say, 68? Yeah, 68. Yeah, so that, you going on the fact that more, Is that 50, 58, yeah, yeah, yeah, 50.

If this song is older, there's more chance. I don't know, but I think the Beatles may have been more popular. Wait, what, what's the highest ranking meaning It's like the most has been on the show. Like the way they did it. I believe what years ago would have been Beatles if a song was number one Six years ago for one week it gets a hundred points. Okay, if a song was number one hundred for one week it gets one point Part of me wants to say also like something more current like shake it off by Taylor Swift I think was like oh, it's really fun. I bet it's something. I even think about Queen. Like Queen's gotta be up there.

Yeah. Fuck. Dude. Like, but he mean wrap it up. I'm gonna go with, I wanna hold your hand by the Beatles. You think I wanna hold your hand? I think, hey Jude. Hey Jude.

That was all for you. Did everyone make a choice? I did. Hey Jude. Yeah. I think Queen's gotta be up there. I think like, but he mean wraps, he's gotta be up there. You're so honest, I think I'd be pretty good.

Okay, we'll see. Erick's going through the list to let us know what each of ours is. I think Hart will go on. It's what. My heart will go on and thriller are not in the top 100. Wow. Wow. That's through this very surprise, because that was not the number one album of all time.

I wonder what my Jackson songs are on. Hey, Jude is number 12. Hey, look at that. Okay. Oh, it's gonna be bloody one direction, isn't it? After you tell me what my next question is, what's the top 10? What about Shake It Off?

Now I want to know for that one. I want to hold your hand number 48. Yeah, I will. You got it. I did it. Can you send me the top 10, Eric? Shake it off, not on the list. Really?

What about the Himian Rhapsody? Well, he's just sending me the top 10. Oh, okay. And then, oh, what about the he-mean rhapsody? Well, he's just sending me the top 10. Oh, okay. And then, uh, well. Oh, the top 10. Because that wasn't even top 10. Oh, shit. I'm gonna wait. He sent me number one,

but I'm gonna wait till we get to. Yeah, good. Go from the 10. Yeah. Because I'm actually very curious, considering like, thriller. Oh, shit. You're gonna be pissed at this list. I'm pissed at number two. Yeah. Yeah.

That's why I wanted to do it. Number two is awesome. Where's number 10? Is it a is it a is it a Christian song? Number the other day I heard this song for the first time in decades and I was like what the fuck was this song? Number 10 is physical by Olivia Newton John number nine is shape of you Ed Sheeran Geez Number eight is Makarena by Los Del Rio. Yes.

I remember classic. Number seven is I got a feeling by the Black Eyed Peas. Get off that. My God. Number six. Party Rock Anthem by LMFIO. I hate art is dead. I hate art is dead everybody.

Number five. How do I live by Leon Rimes? Number four uptown funk. Oh, wow. Yeah, number three Mac the knife by Bobby Darren, which is unusual. I pay number two Smooth by Santana featuring Rob Thomas No, and number one the twist Wow, I mean, I wouldn't know of god. I mean, so sweetleve clean Michael Jackson And number one the twist Wow Michael Jackson none of those are on the Olivia and you and John though Olivia and you and John are really upset in chat right now with this I would be two

Holy shit, that's amazing. So what was the top one? Twist twist. Yep, that's crazy. That's a that's a fucking crazy list. Like uptown funk and like all those like party rock anthems and all that shit. Like, yeah, that's been top for a long time. Should have guessed that. But the fact that it's on there makes me angry still. Yeah. LMF. LMF and Black Eyed P's are on that list. It's like that smooth song. It's the what is it? It's that Rob Thomas and Tana's like, don't play it. We're gonna get in trouble.

No, obviously, but no, I don't. I'm moved by Santa. No, we can't play it. I'm not gonna play it. My phone's turned off as far as volume goes. Okay. I want someone to do a list like this though for movies because all the top movies lists are like done by like AFI

who just picks snooge movies. No, IMDB is just like. You can look on box office mojo globally. Yeah. What is the number one movie right now not right now But uh of all time of all time. It's an unadjusted for inflation. It's probably avatar Still, I think avatar got beat. I would think like one of the Marvel movies might have Typically unavailable. Oh cool. What good are you to me box office?

Gone with a yeah, I think a just for inflation. It's gone with the win, but yeah. Why is that with that movie? Why did everyone see it? I think there were like no movies to see. But if you want to see a movie, you had to watch that one. I saw it four times in theaters. It does not hold up and I liked it when it was in theaters. Gone with the way. I thought I was about to win. I did not see gone with the win in theaters. Gone with the wind. Oh, third time about going with the wind. I did not see Gone with the wind in theaters. I've been watching Lost again, because we've been turning it over, seeing it.

It's so good. Don't a bar in my blueries. It's so good. Do you have them? Yeah. I can't buy them, dude. Yeah, I had the collectors that started it. I can't.

I want a bar. I'm playing on Hulu. There's like the final box set is out of print. Apparently it stopped it. I still have the numbers from last in my Twitter profile I refuse to remove I remember them. I just finished season two 15 16 23 42 the finale of season two is like One of my favorite episodes of all television season two is finally

You come it's been over 10 years Well, here I see it The bloody It's been over 10 years. And I'm gonna sew on a watch. Well, here I see it. Bloody, the bloody, that's the x-rode. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He puts the key in and it, yeah. And then they, oh man. They just thought the whole thing of like, discovering, I'm gonna spoil us, I don't care.

Just the smell of the lip, lip, lip, lip, lip. I'm just covering the x was the cause of y. Yeah. It was so cool that it flashed back. And then it's like in the moment, it cuts back and he's like, oh shit, we can't do it. And then it's like, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM.

And then it's like no dialogue for like five minutes and everything's like, BAM. The wicked television. It gives a feature on that Blu-ray box set that I wish to borrow it. I would love to borrow it. Box sets had where it remembers what episode you're on. So, Blu-ray?

Yeah, and even if you're going to like, the next episode, the next episode on the next disc, it says insert the next disc and you put it in and it just starts playing the episode. It just goes through the warning. It doesn't go through the warning. You don't have to slick play, it's just like next disc. That's awesome.

And you just go. I think Tony Semineta is wearing a lost shirt right now today. He's got like a Dharma shirt on. Now I will say, the CG is dog shit and doesn't hold up. Yeah, even the stuff that is actually quite good, like the numbers ticking, that kind of looks like shit too when you look at it. But I'm sure the smoke is bad.

It's real bad. I've only ever seen that. I don't even remember that even being good at the time. It was not. And it's bad. And we can't, we can't reference anything. is a lot. He's yeah, I would love to borrow that blu-ray because I've been dreaming is pissing me off at the moment. Have you guys seen either mission possible or eighth grade? Yes, I've seen them both both. I've seen

mission. Fallout is so fun. So good. Fallout is fantastic. I said, can we talk about it? Can we talk about spoilers for that movie yet? It's. It's hard to you can't ask chat. Well, I mean the past let us know we can talk about it. It's the same as the lily. There's a mission. It's seemingly impossible. There's some there's there's something special about this movie. Really?

I mean, yeah, because what you think is special, or it's especially in that so much was done real. Dude, did you see the best be tweeted out the picture of the rig that they used to film, that the guy had his head to film the backing out of the plane shot. That was all, head cam guy that was crossing entire time and then falls in front of Tom Cruise

as they fall out and like tracks in the whole world. It's like 95% yes. Okay, then yeah. So I'm going to say it's not a huge, huge deal, but I just to be clear, I'm going to say something that will end Henry Cavill snaps his fingers and it's not about the end of the film. It's about the approach to the film. Just be clear.

It's still enjoyable, even if you know it's going to so enjoy. So after the end of Rogue Nation, I think I came on the podcast when I watched it, was it three years ago, and I said, I loved the villain so much in Rogue Nation. I wish that he had won. And I wish that the mission impossible, the impossible mission team had failed just so you come back as villain again. And he's fucking back and fall out. Yeah. I was so happy to see him reintroduced as a bad guy. I really liked that villainous character. The interesting thing though, is that they started the movie with a dream sequence. And he has such a recognizable voice that the little like switch up in that dream is obvious from like the first word he speaks.

It's like, it's a dream because it's that guy doing the, because he has such a memorable voice. Yeah, that was weird. It was a good movie. It was a good movie. I wish, I mean, there's some other plot points, some stuff. I wish I got a little differently, but overall I fucking love that film.

There was a certain things in that movie that I predicted right when they were happening. There it projects itself multiple times. Like when someone hands someone a telephone, saying that there's evidence of someone being something, I was just like that person, that person's that guy. I know. So it's a great job with the geography of a chase.

Like from where he starts on St. Paul's Cathedral, and he's like running about on the roof and then he jumps down and then it's like, run, run, run, and then he's running across the bridge. He's like all the other bridges in the background. They do a great job of like, because I feel like a lot of chases, just like yeah, round of hip-hick up there.

And he went across the roof like through a building or like along a bridge and then they show a shot of St. Paul's Cathedral in the background. And it's only like across the river, but it's like, it's exactly where you don't often see where someone has come from and how far they've made it from their start of the chase. And I was like, yeah, I could buy that someone could run. If they were full sprint, they could run that far in that amount of time. And I just thought it was so cool to be said about about celebrating really well done stunt choreography and stunt formation.

Like as far as like movies like like Mission Puzzle Fallout or like John Wick or or winter soldier like those teams That are able to coordinate those kinds of sequences and do it with care like that That's why I like I wish that there's a little more recognition for that community because when you see it done right It's so much better than seeing like just whatever the mishmash of a shitty giant action film that has no coordination I'm always blown away by any car chase or motorcycle chase or anything like that in movies because it's just costly go go go And you have to have all the other elements in place too of the other cars and the mini chase in the first born identity Oh god, that's amazing. Yeah, why don't you go down the stairs? Yeah, like like it like just every pull of like the e-break for the spins Is just amazing in that movie. We went to see Mish possible on Friday with a bunch of people, including Eric, in the

control room, and he had seen it before. And he said that he almost enjoyed watching Trevor watch the movie just as much as he enjoyed watching the movie. Why? Because I mean, both me and Trevor were just like, oh, sorry, the whole time, literally on the edge of our seat, because it's just every mission impossible. That's what you get to a point you're just like it's over right and then like something else happened. Oh, yeah, the final fight between him and Caval and what's at stake and everything they're struggling over and everything that they're

geographically dealing with on it is yeah, like the folks there. I don't think I breathe until like they gave the final shot of the film. Yeah, that's good. You know what else is a good movie eighth grade bloodfast. Yeah, bloodfast Some some screenings coming up. Where's it? US? US in Canada. I believe on the 14th Tomorrow tomorrow or today And then I think the 17th Okay, you have another one and I think I want to say, yeah, Sydney, August 15th and Melbourne, August 16th. So they, they wanted me to show a clip from Bloodfest.

Is it you'll cut scenes? I said, I'll only show it if it's me. Wait, is that you got cut from the entire I got cut from the movie. So you're about to see you're about to see I've seen not blood fest. Oh, okay I was so showing you they gave me clips of me. It's not it's not the whole thing is it no no no Okay, okay, I've never seen I've seen your character in blood fest So yeah, I saw cut of the film with every one of your scenes. I have seen the Gus cut. Let's let's watch some Gus in Blood Fest. Come on that's my spot I've been driving around for an hour and you just cook it from me. How could you do that? I'm gonna do that!

Wanna make a horror movie to end all horror movies? Hey, come on, open up! I was only one minute late! Please! Fart! Missing all the good stuff! My favorite part of that is how you... My life's fixed! My favorite part of that is how you say one minute late you go one minute late. I've never seen someone in a car move so much. I was like I'm just going to go over the top ridiculous with it.

I love how you cut the gas. The funny thing about those clips though is those clips look like something that we would have gone in films just to make up this joke of you being in the movie because the whole thing is done outside, so it looks like we just went to a set. That's actually shot for the film with shot on location. It was at the same time as everything else. That's funny, is it cut for like pacing?

So you get a little bit of a sense from those clips, but my character characters outside. So anytime my character was on screen, you were outside the event. So it's like it was like comic relief, but it took you out of the moment. So it was an unnecessary beeline. It was a pacing thing. Yeah. But yeah, they got mad at me for taking my for doing the double flip off.

They did. Yeah, because we're in the direction I drove right at the crew. So they were like, you got to keep a hand on the wheel They're like don't they're like don't do that again, and then that's the shot. They just like the umbrella guy from million dollars But like don't you finger guys? Yeah, I know I know it's good I know they sometimes you use even the take that you should like talking my mission impossible They kept the take in where oh, yeah Tom Cruise like broke his leg in the run. Yeah, and that's in there and same thing in like a

Lore of the Rings One two two He kicks the helmet when V goes go air going. It's yeah, and he screams. That's the one we broke his foot It was like the 16th take and he like you find finally screamed it out and like. What was it, Django with, Catherine Brody cut his hand up. Yeah, yeah. What the last, or Harrison Ford punching Ryan Gosling and Blade Runner.

Yeah, that's in there too. Sometimes like even though you shouldn't have gotten that shot, you got it, you might as well use it. Mm-hmm. The still of when Harrison Ford punched him in Gos was causing that they, there's like, there's a still of it of the moment and you can tell the look on Harrison's face

just a little bit that he knows that, oh no, I did it. He's got that look of shock and surprise on his face, realizing that he just connected that punch. It's the acting. No, no, no, you did not expect it. Just kidding. There it is. Look at that. I'm did not expect it. Just kidding. There it is. Like, I'm not a frame in the movie.

Well, I don't think that particular frame is in the movie, but that shot is in that. Yeah, they probably take a little earlier. Yeah, you don't ever see that. Is that his spit in the air? I think the rain. Oh, it's, I don't know. I don't know.

Because it wasn't raining in that scene. That's an indoor scene. I said there's no rain. What's the sprinklers going off? No, I don't think the sprinkles were going off. Well, great. I have to rewatch it now. It's worth rewatching. What a what a what a trod. It's my top like top five films of all time. That's great. It's a great film. I would never recommend to anyone unless they're a huge Bladerun. I disagree I think you can enjoy it even if you're not a Blade Runner fan. I don't know, man It's good. I haven't seen it my buddy Mikey who does a Video essays he does movies with Mikey. He did one on Blade Runner 24 or nine recently

And it's specifically around the idea of like a 20-year-old sequel Which is like actually a thing in film history There's a lot of movies there were like the sequel didn't come to like 20 years later. I think that's so odd that that's an actual trope. I've heard when they released Kill Bill Volume 1 and 2, Tarantino said he eventually wanted to make a volume 3 but have it be set or have film it 20 years later. Later. We're not terribly far away from that at this point.

Did that with Twin Peaks? Oh yeah. Broid back. That's right, how much time was in between Twin Peaks? Well, at the end of Twin Peaks, she says I'll see you in 25 years. In it was 25 years. And it was 25.

Was it 25? I think it was. It was about 25. Everyone looks very different. Yeah, that's what happens. That's what time does to you. Yeah. Did you guys ever make time capsules for yourself as a kid?

I think I did, but I never followed up on them. I participated in one in school, but never a person. I think I did something where you could email yourself and have the email be sent out X amount of years later. If the company's still in business? Well, I did. Oh, yeah, I guess like the server whenever it is. But I remember I sent myself something for 2025.

You excited? I am, because I don't remember what I really do have that email address to. Yeah. That's the same thing on. Yeah, you can just written something on paper. We did that. We did that. The end of a of church camp every year is summer. Anytime capsule is no, we would write a letter for ourselves to be sent to us a year later. Although we get the letter a year later, we'd read what we were trying to do. It's not long enough to be yeah to be different. Is that what you're asking about eithgrade? Well, yeah, that's one of the reasons. Oh, yeah, but I also saw eithgrade this weekend. So I loved it. Yeah, it was great

Watching that movie I kept thinking this is me. This is literally me and eighth grade. From the way the girl looked, the way she acted, the way she was awkward, everything. I also loved her making those YouTube videos. Oh, that was the most surprising. Gucci. But it was also like that. You count on them of being like two or less. Zero. And she's made like, like dozens of them. Yeah. You made videos. I did. But it was the way I would talk like if you're like, all right, make a video about self-confidence. You'd be like, all right, so it's really important to have self-confidence because like, you know, it's good to be like confident about yourself. And just it's really important because like when you're self-confident, you're confident and people see

that and it's just good, you know, and like, just that way in talking. Yeah. Oh, like, you don't know what you're talking about. What you're saying, what you think, well, it's like you're trying to, I guess, verbalize the idea, but in such a way where it's, you're just reiterating the point over and over again. You know what, she should have done. She should have made a website. No, segue. Wow. This episode of the received podcast is brought to you by Squarespace. When you need a domain, website, or online store, make your next move with Squarespace. Squarespace offers beautiful award-winning designer templates.

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So thanks Squarespace for sponsoring this episode of The Ristief Podcast. Um, I feel like I've been trying to go to the movies a lot more lately. I got into a rut like where I wasn't going. Well, you are only going. No way. Yeah, I've gotten over that with the the draft estimulars open. I feel comfortable with it. I'll go even if I know that it's a full showing. What I like about that theater is every seat has its own table. You never have to share a table with someone. Oh man. And it has the chairs that recline. And when I went to watch fallout, what is it last week? Because the week before whenever it was my chair was super squeaky. Like when you went to recline it. Yeah. So I was like super

self conscious. Like I wait. I didn't recline it before the movie started. The movie started like, oh, I need to recline it. But the movie started kind of quiet. And I was like, I was like, oh, oh, see, I tried doing that when I went to go see it a quiet place. I try putting my chair back and it's like, I don't like those seats because I always recline my phone out of my pocket and it slips down and then you've got to rummage around and then they're gonna pull it. Yeah. That's the idea.

That's the very first idea. It happens all the time. It happened right at the beginning of a mission impossible fallout. I just recline it went, and I don't know how to hit the floor and I was like, I hope it's on silent because if an alarm goes off or someone calls me, I just loved it there the whole time.

I was sat there watching the reveal there, so I was like, so yeah, it's a little bit of extra tension in the middle. Yeah, I agree, yeah. That's a shit, my pants. More adrenaline. So I'm annoyed at Amazon, popular shopping website. I think I've heard of them before.

Yeah, but okay, so I ordered a thing, it was for slow-mo guys, so I ordered a thing is for Slow my guys does it's like a lens adapter so I can put a different lens on a different camera and They sent me the wrong one. Thankfully. I'm like weeks out from shooting So I was just ordered the right one, but they were like all right, you have to send us back the other one before we can send you a new one I just order another one because I need it and I'll get a refund later. But why is it on me? It's not convenient to return something to Amazon.

Like I have to print a label and find a box for it. Print something you claim up printing. And then I have to go, if someone without a card, I have to go and then give it to FedEx or UPS or whatever. What is the pain in the ass? You can just schedule a pickup, dude. They'll come to your house. I'm not a home. I'm here.

You can leave it on your door. You can just leave on the front door. Like how they drop off stuff for you. You can leave it there for them. You really really should start just asking Gus for advice on these problems. Because I was going to avoid, I was like, I don't have time to do that.

Oh, he's falling out of my pocket. It's like, there's solutions here, bro. There's a, is it UPS? There's a UPS store right here. There's a UPS store right here. There's a store right there. You can walk to there from the office. Like, while I'm, while you're here, you're already come here anyway.

I do, but I come here to be in a video. I couldn't be in the video because I was returning my dopey like. You can do it, I was like, I'm waiting. I can take you to that UPS. Since I'm in the support room. That's what I'm coming in. Someone else.

No, I just think it's a no. It's for work. You're, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no If Amazon send you the thing that you didn't order they should come and get it Big and devil does point out you shouldn't have to return it in chat big and devil does point out your office is full of boxes My office is full of boxes. Oh, you'd like to achieve it. I don't know I guess I mean still not great though when I could have sent me the right thing where you also have a box that they send it to you and then you could just reuse Yeah, I think I just ripped it a lot. So I was like, I don't need this box. Cool. I feel like we have an unsigned box. Yeah, I'll admit, I could be going about this better. But I feel like if they, if they send you the wrong thing, it's yours.

I feel like that should be the rule. Do you want to send you? I don't need it. I don't need to put a micro three quarters, but I don't need it. But then you can, but I don't want to sit back. So that's what we use here, micro three quarter. We can use it. Need a lens to that.

Did you already send it back? No, it's just on my table. You're not gonna send it back. I actually flipped it off. It's like thing, busted thing. It's gonna sit back. You should hand it. A little gust of blood fest style, gust fest.

Gust fest. We should rename the movie to Gus Fest. But it's a good job, it wasn't something big. Because I would have to like walk down the street with it. What's the biggest thing you could order from Amazon? Or leave it on the front step. Then we look for stuff once. Like physically the biggest.

You're a TV instead. I think we look to the most expensive thing. We do look the most expensive thing. Definitely order a TV, but is that the biggest? I'd say it's the big thing. No, you got to be able to get like a, you're like a couch. Because see, yeah, that you probably

a spa or can you Amazon a spa like a hot tub? That's what a spa is. Oh, you did say that. Okay. Apparently business insider did a story about this. Okay. When is this March 2016? There's bigger things now.

They looked up seven crazily heavy things that ship for free on Amazon. One thing I haven't looked past the first thing because the first thing's already ridiculous. Take a kitchen sink. It's not that heavy. The heaviest object we could find that ships free on Amazon is this three ton powered lathe. It's a geared head engine Lath that weighs 6,700 pounds. How much is that? Let's see because we should get 10. Just watch it get the list. Oh my god.

It is $28,000. We should not get 10. We should not get one even. Get a car instead for that. What are the dimensions on this? Product information dimensions for all package dimensions. The shipping weights 90 200 pounds. The package dimensions are 136 inches by 57 inches by 43 inches. What is that like? 11 feet by 5 feet

by 4 feet. Not that big. Not quite. You could fit that on a truck. That's easily the- And then destroy the truck's axle. Oh, what's this? There's a 2,500 pound three-phase belt center. I know something heavier. Oh, my crow three-cold, this is my crow four-thirds. You're still the same. I know something heavier you can get on Amazon.

Your mom. I was waiting for it. I was either your mom or My dick is what you were gonna say or what my dick. Oh That's pretty heavy. Yeah, you barbers got that heavy dick energy. I have a wheelbarrow for it I say think the word wheelbarrow was wheel barrel growing up Just a fun anecdote for you. Wheel barrel. Wheel barrel. I guess because it's like storage on wheels. Yep. And you don't have a

lot of like barrows that are not on wheels. What's a what is a barrow? I assume not the wheel of the barrow. You have a barrow. Yeah, can you just get a barrow? Aren't barrels like hills? I've never heard that word you just tell her that in wheelrow and upside down hill. Yeah

Barrow definition of barrow we're learning so much of this podcast. I really appreciate this is really I could Do a minute. I'll tell you the number one definition of barrel Some mountain or amount used only in the names of hills in England look at you Barrow in your England number two barrow mounted earth or stones over the names of Hills in England. Look at you. Barrow. You need your England notice. Barrow. A large amount of earth or stones over the remains of the dead. Barrow. Barrow.

John Barrow, man. I'm scrolling down. I know how websites work, dude. I've seen him. Barrow. He's fat. He was gonna borrow me. Hand.

A cart with a shallow box body, two wheels and shafts for pushing. Pushing. Pushing. Two wheels. Pushing to the the limit mine only had one maybe that's a hand barrel wheel bars of two wheels maybe a hand barrel has two wheels now I gotta look at a hand barrel I think there's like some with two this is amazing now mine was like one more time yeah why'd you get a haircut Gavin? Why? I saw that when I skipped past it

It said you won that I skipped a male hog castrated before sexual maturity gotcha handbarrow. So a fixed pig Yes, do you think it met your hair? No, I got hair cut John because my last haircut was in March You got this is a lot of fun usually. This is the shortest you've gone. Well, okay, so I've got five months out of the last set cut and I wanna get six months out of every head. You go to a barber shop? You got, that's gotta be the most sadly straight thing I've ever heard of my life.

Why don't you go get a haircut like every month or two? I hate it. I'll be honest with you. Why? I can't stand it in my head. They missed one. They missed one. Can you get it?

Do you have scissors? I'll pull it out. See it, barber, it's right here. Can you get it? Two of scissors. I'll pull it out. See it, Barbara, it's right here. I do see it. Oh! I heard it! I actually heard it over here. That's right where I'm gonna go bowl.

I got it, see it. That's gonna be a big go bowl. I'm gonna start it. You have to take care. I don't know if you will. I don't know, I'll play it. Is the forehead going back? But the thing is, I've always got,

because I hate getting my hair cut, I like to have a haircut that takes like 10 minutes. So I just go somewhere shit, like great clips and get like an 11 dollar hair. No, I'm gonna be better. But this time, I was like, I'm gonna go to an actual barber shop. We're okay.

So we came to my house. Yeah, I did it. It was like 10 times more expensive. No, it was like 50 bucks. We're like five times more expensive. Damn, expensive's like 50 bucks or like five times more expensive. Damn. Expensive haircut. I know.

That's not that expensive. I bet it's right. You get a really good quality haircut by people who are very... For a man. That's up there. I know for a woman to get like dies and all that stuff. What? That's not that expensive.

50 bucks for haircut? It's not that expensive. If you're going to a very... I've gone my whole life. Like in the barbershopping that I had like six bucks for haircuts. It's not that expensive. If you're going to a very I've gone my whole life like in the barbershopping England I had like six quid haircuts. Yeah, but how many good, how many compliments have you received on this haircut? Probably more than any other haircut. Michael said I like an idiot. Well, Michael is not the king of fashion. He's just jealous. Uh, yeah, so I just got it a little bit shorter, so it lasts a little bit longer. I think all of my haircuts look weird.

Did they clean for like two weeks? No, I didn't touch that. I'm gonna go, I think next time if I'm paying like $50 for haircut, I might as well spend like 70 and get some beard action. Yeah. That's another 20 for beard action. I don't know, is it? I've never, I've literally never been to a real...

Dude, I've never spent that much money for a haircut. Well, I've talked to him, apparently, money bags they're a haircut. How much do you spend on a haircut? I spend. How much? You have long hair there. I do have long hair. I'm not saying how much I spent on my hair. Is that too private?

No, I spend, after like tip, I spend about 80 bucks. Damn. Christ. But I go to someone that I really, like I go to the same person in a single time, they know my hair, they take care of it They even suggest like products and help me with that kind of thing So your hair is very much a part of your look and yeah, and I also like want I want to know that I'm going to get like

Going to yes, you could totally go get a cheap haircut. You can tell you go do that But I did it for 30 years totally you could tell you do it It's but going to someone like like who I get to go to, it's you know, there's consistency there. You know that they are someone who's a very top quality, you know, stylist. And so you're paying for like that, like, assurance that I'm not going to walk out of that place with someone accidentally, you know, taking off a lock that I didn't, that I didn't want to get rid of. But his, my thinking towards that, it's not the end of the world if they do.

It isn't, but I will say this. Cool, but who cares? But I will say this, especially if you're someone who grows out your hair just certain length or has a certain style they're trying to get their hair to, like when you lose that progress, it is shitty.

His my thinking, my whole life is that I don't want to spend more than a video game on like maintenance crap like that. But now I get my video games for free. But you also, so I can actually put the money I would have spent into maintenance crap like in your haircut. But you also have that approach to almost your fashion as well because most of your clothes come from here. And all your shorts are wet.

And my shorts are wet. It did buy these shorts. They were 20 pounds. There you go. Also, I have several of them. I have several of them, because I used to wear them for filming and I kept splattering them with paint and stuff.

You definitely aren't someone who favors spending money on your aesthetic. I don't see the point. Okay. I don't think it does a lot for me. I mean, I could look nicer, but why? What's the point? I work here.

What are you trying to say? What is I have to do with working here? Well, I'm not trying to impress people with the way I look, because I work at a company where it's just like, hey, where are you, T-shirt. If I was working somewhere real. What? I'd probably like smile enough a little bit. a company where it's just like, hey, where are T-Shit? If I was working somewhere real. I probably like smiling up a little bit. I disagree with your viewpoint, but I respect that that's how you want to feel.

I would think there would be more pressure to look good and to take care of yourself because we are so camera-facing and like people see you in a lot of content. I used to not care, but then I think I had the the kind of mental change that you're talking about right there. Yeah, I wanted to not look for this vlog. I should have had that mental change. Well, I kind of did. I got a more expensive heck up.

You did. That's maybe step two, I'll buy some clothes that we didn't make. If you ever need, I want to take you shopping. I want to take them shopping. No, no, I called it. I'm going to take you shopping. No, no, no, I get to take you shopping. I want to take him shopping. No, no, I called it. I'm gonna take you shopping. No, no, no, I get to take you.

Both. No, me. I'm gonna take him shopping. I'm gonna take him shopping. We've been shopping. I don't care about Trevor. We've been shopping. Trevor West, we're Steve the much.

He does wear a lot of. He does wear some other stuff too. That's my stuff. I love going shopping with guys because it's fashion that I never get to play with. Yeah. And then dressing up Trevor's like dressing up a Kendall. So it's fashion that I never get to play with. Yeah. And then dressing up Trevor's like dressing up a Kendall. So it's like I get to really smooth.

He is, he's shaped like a Kendall. Yeah, I've gone shopping with Tony and she definitely has a style that she likes for me, which is Math's teacher. Math's teacher? I look like I teach Maths when she's done with me. Give me an example of an article of clothing that that does make math. Can you look? Can you look? Turn you dress you up for

next podcast? Okay. I've got all the stuff. Yay. Fashion show. Fashion show. Can you remind me on Sunday night? Yeah. Set a set a reminder right now. Why don't we all let our significant others dress us for the next podcast? Well, then we have to keep this car Sunday night at 7 p.m. to text Gavin to bring his clothes. There we go. Can we all do that? Sure.

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