Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Future Forehead - #343

Episode Date: September 30, 2015

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Pizza Hut and trunk club. Hello, Hello. Hello. That's loud. Wow. Turned that up, why don't you bring it? It was Brandon. Had to be Brandon. Brandon. He was just standing right here. He didn't know you were playing the game.

I was looking at him. We couldn't get to the old pre-game show. And he was like, oh, do you need me to move for the show? I think he was joking. Just move. He answered that question. Is it, let me think, let me think the answer I question is, yes. Oh, we'll get to that. You'll get the answer that question is. Yes.

Oh, we'll get to that. You'll Gus. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Barbara. I'm Bernie. And you have a dumb stupid triangle on your head, which apparently is doing something. I vaguely remember us talking about this in the past.

I ordered it. I ordered it the moment we talked about it on the podcast. When was that? Maybe you should describe what I have for our audio listeners, what I have on my head. You have a stupid piece of plastic on your forehead. Yeah, what did I just say? Dumb triangle. Right. So this is that thing we saw, it's THYNC.

I like to point out also that you're explaining this while holding a ball. Oh, I got the James Williams, like superfood, like, space food. You're gonna be crazy. I'm just drinking out of jugs. You're gonna be pissed for your powdered food with a coin, with a plastic triangle that you had what drinkin' out of a vessel. That's what you've come to.

All I needed at this point, Gavin, is one of those little roly boards that you have now? There's a guy, by the way, zipping through the LAX airport this morning on one of those boards. Those are everywhere in LA. I think every single blogger has one of those boards when we went to VidCon I've never I thought it was like a worldwide trend that we hadn't seen when Gary went to VidCon

We probably saw one every two minutes. We saw somebody go just in LA No, VidCon for whatever reason VidCon was like the mecca for those they would like come rolling into a lift and then roll out It is does it look cooler in person? No, the guy was going pretty fast. I saw some people with them at RTX. Yeah, like on. I want one. Whatever that's. I want one just to do like gnarly smooth camera moves. There's another one. I looked it up. It's like 1500 bucks. No, you can get one for like a 100. They have not gone now that are cheaper. Okay. Yeah. Like you get a knockoff segway now for like 1100 bucks. Okay, we're way off topic. What the fuck is on your head

See this what happens is that like I predict the future It's on the front of your head, but also there's a cable going around the Cable it's like a piece of plastic sticky pad that goes like around this way and it sticks to the back of my neck It's a ribbon cable so you're just putting charge from the back of your head through your head to the front Right, it's like taking a shortcut. I really want you to get two of them so they can be like giant white eyebrows. Every time. It moves. It's like an episode of Futurama, it's this thing.

I actually have it on wrong, it's not supposed to touch your eyebrow. There's a whole like, you have to take like a class. Let me ask you a little tutorial. I'll tell you how to do it. Gentle question. Go ahead. What on earth is it doing? So, electrical stimulus that stimulates the frontal

lobe of your brain and then through it and it provides there's two settings. You can do one, you do a vibe is what it's called, which is about a 10 minute session and you can add or subtract time from that. And then it's not VYBE. No, it's just vibe. Come on, be it. They're not assholes, Barbara. And then you can do a calming one, or you can do an energy one. And if you do the energy one, the little cable that I have does not attach to the back of my neck,

it attaches to the bone on the back of my ear, like right behind my ear. So for energy, you go to your ear, and for relaxation, you go to the back ear. It's there it is, right there. That's the energy. That's the energy setting. Well, that's the different one than what he has.

Also, I have a huge head. So it's like, anything that's meant to wrap around a normal person's head is not going to work me. Like, this hat is like, all my hats struggle for their life when I wear them. It's just, ooh, I just lost a little clip here. The, yeah, thanks. That's it.

It's hanging on for dear life. It's holding on for dear life, yeah. So. It's the digital trends top tech of 2015, CES Awards Awards. Well, guys, that's our prestigious award. I've never heard of before. If you put it behind your ear for energy, is it just like chugging a coffee, but with your head? It's supposed to be the energy equivalent.

It's the edge. It's supposed to be the energy equivalent. I'm drinking a cup of coffee. That's it. Actually, what can you add like different amounts of shots of espresso? So it's got to. I want to do it. Can you like beam thoughts to your brain? And it connects to it. And then let me have that. I'm going to give this. I'll put it on you. If you want to run your own, see if we can connect to it. It helps you focus. Is that the gist of it?

It's either like if you want to calm, like you want to like your all stress out and you want to calm down, you put this on and then you like play a vibe session and some of them are going to listen. You sound like a fine guy. You can seriously. And it'll guide you through the vibe session. Let me ask your question. Go ahead.

You scared of it a little bit. No, I'm a little scared of it. Have you ever turned it up to 11? I turned it up like you're supposed to when you first did and by the way I've got like exactly two hours with this thing so I'm not an expert in this product. But it has a thing where you do like an introduction vibe and you get God and then you turn it up to the level at which you can feel it and it feels like someone pressing on your temple Oh, so not here not here here like you feel like you're it tents up So we are cuz it's not even touching your temple at all. No, it's not and it's like you feel the pressure like somebody pushing on your temple No, you're a paranoid person, right? Yeah, I've to for yeah, what you doing with this

You're gonna get pretty Technology you get and the page you probably see this on the think website, but they have like all the photos are like they're people in New York, and they're like in a board room, and they got a sleaze old up and they got the architectural diagrams out on the table. And they're taking them real seriously. And they got the fucking triangle in their head. So to me, that's like, that's the life I want. So I want the

triangle on my head. I want to be part of the future. Gavin, I have my next question ready. If you you about this Have you attached it to your scroits? No, they're very they're really clear in actually in the in the literature to Not attach at different places like you they very specifically say do not put this over your chest Yeah, but people also say stuff like don't look at the sun. We'll do that anyway. No, we don't only you do that They say stuff like don't look at the sun. We all do that anyway.

No, we don't only you do that. Yeah, just goes on stairs at the sun for three hours a day. Yeah, don't put a new chest. Don't use the bands and get out. Look at that. Tommy, that lady's not, look at this dude. Oh, he's focused. Yeah, he's the energy.

Doesn't do yoga. I bet none of these models own this thing. What's that? There's no way they bought him. Those are probably the people who made it. Oh, that looks like it's more on the side instead of on the top. Like that looks like it's touching their temple. Yeah, they've got it on wrong in some of those pictures. They definitely do. Like I definitely have it on the

website. According to their own, according to their own like guidelines. Yeah, it's supposed to be actually to try to repurpose this thing here or reset it. So how does it glue to your head? Is that glue? Yeah, it's glue. I'm actually going to take it off our glue because I don't want the glue sticking all the my head and stuff. Just the glue we're out. Like does it come with additional glue panel. Oh, yeah, you got to buy more strips I get you. I'm gonna look away the thing and you sell the cool strips That's how you do it. There you go. It's a little bit better totally come off I'll talk to back. He's it off the back other side. Don't worry about it. It's future. Just

Look away. Look away. I don't think this technology is ready I don't think my sweaty neck is Like you're driving that's what the problem is. It's a piece of gap tape. So what does it light me when it flashes? That's just it'll sink your phone and then you then you start the vibe to the phone. I will think to your phone. What? You guys can be as Really you want to can you play music in your head through your brain in your head? You're very British today. You keep dropping the ages on things. Well listen, I'm just as low as I was born with.

All I'm going to say is that I did use it and I could feel it. And actually, my ex had a thing where she had a... She had a thing called digital medicine one time that she tried, which was like electrosimulation and it worked really well for her. Apparently it's like this thing. What do you do? Like fix a migraine grain I'm a yeah, like that kind of thing Yeah, if you could if you could put something on my head and I could just sleep myself immediately I would definitely do that

Your trouble going to sleep. No, no trouble. It just takes takes a while. It takes like 40 minutes to an hour to You're she that's a long time. You should get that looked at No, I'm not gonna like glue myself to a sleep machine like you did a Whatever, why don't you listen to some? It is what they didn't make me go to sleep you didn't sleep. No, I mean no You did you're like I don't have any of study. Yeah, what did you ever get the results of that? Yeah, what was your like super apnea? What did you do like you breathe then you go? Yeah, okay, stop I stopped breathing. Oh, that's the dream not to go brain dead in the middle

I think about that every day. It's stopping One of the measurements that the machine does is like the percent of oxygen Jason oxygen the percentage of oxygen in your blood Will you try to say oxygenation there you go? I didn't say right oxygenation So and it's like how far it slips down Segenation how much of the same cost you That's irrelevant. I cost 300 bucks, I think. Alright, you spent an Xbox. No, I was trying to.

I think it was like 250. I'm backfelling it. My hobby is now. I realize my hobby is now buying stuff. 2.99. Is that what it is? Yeah, you've got Xbox on your head. It doesn't play games. don't know that it doesn't do anything You can't do anything

I want you to wear this tonight and put it on that big fat head And wrap this thing around there and see if you can fall asleep I have no trouble falling asleep You can't get home and you have him do it I don't want to bring cancer from that I can't wait for you to show up I don't like to have trissy go through the middle of my head When it could just go around it like normal

The way it always does Just reflects around your head the way it always does. You know, you need to just short circuit your own head. Maybe you could just have life before you go to bed tonight. Oh, good job. Before you go to bed tonight, just have Meg getting some socks and like scuff around the house and then like static shock you look right there over the ice.

Now that you know the secret, now you know where it is. I like to keep yourself here, good to go. Yeah, just a little zaps. This is the pinnacle of ridiculousness. What happens if you're lucky yourself while wearing a jacket and nothing? This is the decline of civilization.

Don't forget, he's got a vessel cup on the way. Did you bought that? Yeah. Also, where is it? I've been waiting for that thing for a year. Well, it's gonna ship in Q4 of last year and then they pushed it to Q4 of this year. So my Christmas present for you last year is now

the Christmas present this year. I remember listening to that podcast in England when I was doing all that billboard stuff. Everyone was doing it for you. Exactly. Yeah. I asked you were out and I told the audience Here's one game getting Gavin for Christmas. Don't tell them people immediately told you they didn't run it for me I just listened to the podcast. Oh, it came out. We shouldn't do that What are you doing listen to the box? I'm in England I'm gonna remove I'm gonna remove this look leave it on the whole time

Maybe distinctly less futuristic. Next time this camera cuts back, I want more of everybody about that. I'm gonna look like a fucking caveman. What? Okay, see what it feels like. Yeah, sure. Can we put on Bobbra?

Oh, what if we put the front on Bobbra and the back on you? There you go, Barb. See, look at this. You're just going to keep trying to break this machine. So it goes on your right? No. Yeah, it goes on your right. It's not sticky, though.

No, no, this is the sticky part. Oh. So it's like you ever get one of those things like it's like a hand and go And you can stick it to stuff. Yeah, like that's kind of like what this gummy stuff is like and then it sticks you and you snap it on there. Oh, that's not skin. This is so stupid. What is just is just can meant to be green though where I was. I had to fuck off. Stop it. The only way it could be dumb or if it was like magnets as well What what if it works what if it works and it's like this revolutionary thing? Yeah, but it doesn't do anything You like it makes you more like or it makes you have a coffee. I think a barber She's got it turn it on barber See barber looks like you're the future. I'm thinking Look at there's you Gavin a barber tell you which person's in the future in the future. Do you have Kevin?

Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin?

Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin?

Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? Do you have Kevin? You'll feel just how calm in the trying piece. But I'm always calm, so does it give you like the opposite effect like alcohol does with people? You could be like level two.

You're making that up. You're making that up. You're total bullshit. You're getting these level two calm. You're like creating bullshit on top of bullshit. It's like double bullshit. I'm 300 bucks into this thing, Gus. I got a drink of Kool-Aid at this point. 300 bucks. You know, I'm like 100 bucks in your goddamn cup. I said 50 bucks on that coin. We both hate those things.

Stop blowing money. How much money do you think he's spent total on shit electronics? Oh, I'm I'm listening. When we started doing the crowdfunding stuff last year and I started researching it. I got so hooked on buying stuff and like adding like contributing to like kick starters and you know crowdfunding campaigns and IndieGoGo campaigns. I just got so addicted to it. It's like, oh, I'll support that. All the ones you contribute to turn that to be garbage like the coin and the vessel. The coin's pretty good. I think a year of them making the vessel, they wrote an update saying, we know what we're going to make it out of. Doesn't work yet. But we have the interior. Yeah, you don't know if it's shit yet. You don't have it. They still they've designed the the angles and the look and feel of the vessel,

which basically means they made a cup, which is I find it to be a really funny update. It took him that long to do it. They just took the release cups. What's that? Yeah, they took a Rudy cup. That's a real deal though. That's what I'm doing.

I'm meeting this from now on. So is that the same to one's original right here? It's a meal. Yeah, this is eating this, I'm eating this from now on. So is that supposed to be? This is James Williams origin or right here? It's a meal. Yeah, this is, in this thing when you fill it up, this is 670 calories. Holy shit. So does it come off filled like that? It's, it's come, have filled. Oh yeah, so you can buy big sacks and then measure yourself or you can buy in the bottles.

And that's the amount you're supposed to drink for one day. And so you fill the rest up with water? Fill that up with water and then shake it up. Do you want one of these? So it's 170 calories. That's like half of a billion. Did you fill it with beer? Did you fill it with beer?

What if you filled it with beer instead? That wouldn't fill it with beer. Barbara, fill it with beer. So you need a traditional drink. I have champagne and a smoothie base. Guys, I mean, if this is blue, that'd be like Star Wars. You're gonna get blue milk that they drink, gun Aunt Buru's moisture farm.

What happened to you while I was gone? What do you mean? I'm gonna see you here. You've become a lunatic. Now I'm getting, you're drinking powder and putting plastic on your forehead. Funhouse guys came to visit. That's what happened.

Things that kind of fucked it. They're all LA and stuff. When fun. Yeah, that's a good point. You have a surprise you didn't roll in on one of those stupid ass little two wheel scooters thing. Okay, well that was so good. How did you go to Japan to get mad? Japan's like the nicest place on the planet.

You come back in your mad. Because I'm looking at the stupid waste of money you have on your forehead. Did you come back with anything good? No, I eat a horse though. Did you is it raw? Yeah, you ate real horse? It was like a five-course meal. It's like kinds of horses like is like there's different kinds of fish race horse Like crazy horse gilding or I don't know it was like I'm Nair it was a restaurant naming horse. They don't need no different types of horses It was a restaurant that just specialized in I don't know it was like I'm there it was a restaurant naming horse needs only no different types of horses It was a restaurant. They just specialized in horse meat really and it was I think it was like a five or six course meal And all you can drink alcohol for 33 bucks all the horse you can eat no

There's a five or six course meal and all the alcohol you can drink so one of the courses was horse Oh, there's a website. No, all the courses were Horses. And all the Horses course. All horse course. Was it called TGI Fridays? No. But they were all wearing shirts. All the other boys were wearing shirts.

Oh, no, was that pre-perfect? No, I just did that. That was right. They were just trying to use Fridays. They were all the puts away shirts that look like the North door. I'm sorry, the North Face. But instead of saying the North Face. Yeah, but it's saying the North Face. It's at the nice horse. Oh, okay. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, so one of the courses was was just raw horse that was cut up and you take the horse and you dip it in raw egg.

Oh, is that it? Yeah, that's it. It just looks like me, doesn't it? It's right next door to Philly. Yeah, that's it. It just looks like me, doesn't it? It's right next door to Philly. It them go. The middle one that looks like bacon was slightly frozen. So when you ate it, it had like a little crunch to it. So basically you're eating the frozen meat that you get at the Mongolian grill place. That's a particular one, yes.

Yeah. So would you have horse again? Absolutely. What would you eat? What wouldn't you eat? I'm sad that I cannot eat that here in the US, that there is no horse rest on. Because I was really scared.

I was really scared going there. I was like, is it gonna be terrible? It's gonna be bad. From every single thing, one of the courses was even a horse intestine stew. I don't fucking know. Did you talk about the price yet? Yeah.

You were laughing about your stupid pun. So let me ask you this question. You just dip out of the poke us. Let me throw some animals at you. You tell me would you eat it or not, Gus. You ready? Horse. Yes, don't.

That's the control. It's the control. You see, you see. Dolphin, like real dolphin. Yes. You would not eat dolphin. I would absolutely eat a dolphin. A smart animal?

Yes. Would you eat dolphin, safe dolphin? You would eat dolphin? Yeah, I would. But you would not, like dolphin fish, would eat dolphin? Yeah. But you would eat dolphin? You would not, like, not like dolphin fish, which I don't even know what that is. I mean, it's Monty.

Like dolphin, yes. Like, I would go to see a world of you like that one. What if it was like, and it was like communicating with you and you could see that it was sad that you were gonna eat it, would you still eat it? Yeah. That's the other way. Would you eat rat?

That would be probably not. You would eat rat? I certainly rat way before you, don't I? Does it feel like rat eats garbage? Yeah, but it's like a dirty meat. So does a shrimp. You know shrimp shrimp is pretty garbage. I don't eat shrimp.

Yeah, for the same reason. Would you eat a tiger? Oh, hell yes. Do you eat pig? Do I eat pig? Yeah, of course I eat pig. Pig, pigs are the worst eaters there are. Do you like a pig? Yeah, they do. No, but theys are the worst eaters there are. Do you like a pig?

No, but they're horrible. I mean, that's one of the reasons why people don't eat pork. It's because they just eat garbage. Horse, veal? I don't know. Like a cold would you eat baby horse? Cult. Yeah, why not?

Would you eat? Cult. Yeah, it's a cult. I thought you loved me. That's what they call it. Love me. A foal, I think is actually a baby horse. Yes.

Full, I am. Full. It's a good band. Fools? The Fools. Never heard them. Is that a real thing? It's a band.

I never heard of the Fools. Okay. Seeing any song by the Fools. Have you told it? F-O-A-L-S. Is it a British band? Yeah. It's not real.

You made that up. Sing a song by the Fouls. I used to work with the guy at Weight Trace. He's a drummer in the Fouls. Oh, so he's a drummer. We haven't heard of the guy used to work with band. I see how it is now. Okay.

We haven't heard of the band that's never had a record deal. No, I actually like a famous band. Famous where? In the team's weight shows That's what they started like he's stuck in the produce section with you. He's like dude. We're huge in the bakery They love us there. I just looked it up the folds band It's here is it falls are five-piece English indie rock band from Oxford England formed a 2005 They're currently signed to Warner Brothers records Get the fuck out of here.

Once again, we've learned a valuable lesson. Don't trust me. Don't refuse, Gap. When he seems like he doesn't know what he's talking about, you have this poker face that you put on. I'm like, that you make it seem like you're dumb, but you're not at all. You're not the least bit dumb.

You're smart, smart cookie. Jack Bevan, what's his name? Which was your friend? Do it. Him? Second from the left. Was he good at what? I was a dickhead. Smart smart cookie Jack Bevan with his name, which was your friend Him was a good waitress. I was a was a dickhead. He's right. He's good He used to welcome fresh food and I was fritten veg so we're right next to each other What is there's you fresh food and fruit and veg like what is like pasta and stuff like fruit like fresh pasta? Like ready meals and stuff. Yeah, to weigh your job and you did. No, yeah, he got that one, like,

refrigerated section that's just the package stuff. Oh, there's that whole counter, though, that sells that fresh food, is that where he worked? No, that was like, deli. Yeah, the folds. He had it easy. Did you have people helping you in Fruit and Veg? Yeah, I didn't just take the whole section myself.

Look at those. He's the second one from the way. That's a nice, great job. I never, I never was a stock boy. There you go. Lead singer, the full lead singer. The full? Nice drummer. Lead drummer for the full. Lead drummer. The other guy's the second one. He's not the backup drummer.

We're good for them. Congratulations to the full on your deal with Warner Brothers music. You know, I like you better when you're in D. Do you like him? Okay. Me in one song. Because I've got songs here. You know, I like you better when you're indie Do you like him? That's it Okay Name one song Because I've got songs here Name one full song

Oh no, what's it called? I don't know, I just... He really write what you know So his is probably like expires next Tuesday No, no, no I haven't had any of the new stuff Yeah? Did you find everything you're looking for?

They're hitting my head Did you find everything you're looking for? They're hitting my head. You require a carry out? They weren't allowed to talk to people at his supermarkets. Not true. At Waitrose, we were allowed to talk to people. We just couldn't say stuff in certain ways. Like when someone said thanks, you weren't supposed

to say no problem because no is negative. You want to say my pleasure. Or you're welcome. You're also not allowed to say have a nice day because it sounds too American. And what was well I wanted I still want to know what was wrong with that like to say people say to somebody have a nice day because they're telling them to how to have their day because a lot of American stuff is like overly friendly and it's like false. Like you don't really want them to have a nice day. So what do you say when people really do?

No, Uber driver days that have a said, had a good day to him. His name was Sabir. And I said, have a good day. And I hope he had a good day. It doesn't matter. I'm with Gavin. It's like, I'd rather you not say it. I'd rather you just say, like, bye.

But then what'd you say? Hey? Would you just say goodbye when they left? Like, they're like, thank you. What would you say? They're not on the level, Barbara. They're not like, it's just like, we have a shit day. Basically, English people, it's him like have a shit day. I see English people

It's him used to moving it English people don't like the extra fat in Conversation. Oh, I love going like I was a restaurant with you Where were we just recently and I was watching the waitress ask you questions and I was like get to three questions because when he get the three questions with Gavin He's like just leave me the fuck alone. Like he loses it. He's very civil through the second question. And I forget. Can I make this sound like I'm being rude?

No, I just want to get to the point where I'm done ordering. I guess like, what kind of bread do you want? Uh, that one. What kind of, you know, frosting on your beans do you want? Well, how do you want your beans? You want me to refriving one of these beans? And then it's just the point where I was like, but this point just bring whatever food. Bring the rest as it comes bring a food unit bring that food

That I've said let me eat the food. Let me find with that. I won't be fussy I want us to take stuff out put it in that I will teach you a very American phrase which you'll never use Which is just say surprise me just bring me whatever it's a very good I'm like a waiter, but just it'll get you out of the conversation Where the fuck were we just recently we were eating together was I rude to someone? No, no she was just asking questions like I said we're very civil But I was hoping she was gonna get to that third question and she just didn't get to it I said god damn it. It could have been a really funny moment. The stream is yeah, I'm gonna loss his shit

I was after that. I don't know we were somewhere Anyway, I think as a British person and most Br Brits, so with me on it, just get to the point. Just straight to the information when you're done. Thanks, Celia. I think most people like live in places like New York or big cities would appreciate the same thing. Wow, you even go as far as to say see you later. That's how to bit much. Celia, take it with you.

But are you going to see them later again? That's right. Am I going to see them later? Maybe. Do I work at weight shows? Do they shop there. But are you gonna see them later again? Yeah, right. I'm not gonna see them later, maybe. Awesome. Do I work at weight choice? Do they show up that probably? I'll see them later. I would know if you were gonna see them later,

not but I took off my triangle. I'm gonna be able to accurately predict whether or not you would see them later. I'm about to eat a meal. Okay, so you fill up the remainder of that with water. Do you wanna try this? No. Yes, so it's a real simple process.

So you wanna know an animal I wouldn't eat? That powder. This is The wild powder I'm gonna lose you on the first ingredient. Let me guess The first ingredient is an artificial sweetener like aspartine. No, it'll be like no it's organic golden flax seed out Then hemp seeds that's kind of rough rice flour Protein which is either soy, way, or plant protein as marked on the box. By the way, if you're going to eat protein,

never eat plant protein while it's disgusting. Like, I always read like in forums and stuff, people say they can't drink protein drinks. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? It's the best part of my day is protein. Yeah, it's delicious. It's delicious. And then actually one time got plant-based protein powder,

holy shit. That was like drinking a liquid sock It was awful. Do you want to try this bar? I thought one of you guys want to split. Yeah, I mean, I don't want very much I'll try it though. Willum swears about this stuff. I actually point it chocolate. Yeah, it's chocolate. What was the first thing? Choco organic flexi organic Fling finncy Philistine. All right, I'm gonna. I'm gonna read let me read this while he does that I want to mind everyone this episode of the podcast is brought to you by Casper Casper is an online retailer or premium mattresses for a fraction of the cost Casper is revolutionizing the mattress industry by cutting the cost of dealing with resellers and show rooms and passing that savings directly on a consumers

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of whether or not it's the right bed for you? So just get a Casper mattress, try it out a hundred days and see what you think personally. I love it. I think it's a great mattress. I'm gonna do that. I need a bed. I need a bed for my guest room in my house. It's easy. I talked about it when I got it It just shows up in a box and you like open it and when you cut open it's like it inhales for the first time because it's like a vacuum seal down. Yeah, it's crazy like how small they get it and then it's like expands how small could you go if you a vacuum seal Three vacuum seal if you're I think you're a vacuum seal But you did a measurement where you're using in the situation like could would it just crush you to death? Oh

Then they said what are you worried about? shoot the death if you're in a bag and then they suffer the air what are you seeing some of that? will it pull eventually pull air out of your lungs? have you ever seen that? we're in like vacuum seal porn stuff? no someone in the control room actually that underjumped

they get like an latex bed? yeah and they only have like their mouth i can't really show this on the stream i'm just gonna hand this to Gavin to me oh oh they're alive I would so I'm just gonna hand this to Gavin me. Oh They're alive. I mean, there's nothing wrong with it. They're Weird it looks like pre-packed with that one. Let me see Just girl I can't reach over to him get a hand it to him also this is

Little glimpse of it that My god That looks like somebody selling them on eBay So there you go, I'm sure so that's that's how far you can get vacuum seal down Gavin It's like someone took chocolate milk and then threw a bunch of seeds in it. Yeah, like a bunch of like you're looking at it Why is that? Is it conflicts? What is that? It's a weird texture. That's a teddy bear. If you just let it back, I'm sealed teddy bear Oh, I'm so this sure that one I vacuum seal stuff all the time now because

I'm like question be a futuristic person. I now have a new method by way, which I cook stuff Which is the only way I cook stuff now you suck the air out of it Shuck the air out of it and then I vacuum seal everything and then I put it in a water bath It's just a teddy bear that's been vacuum sealed. It's called sous vide cooking. You ever heard of it? Yeah, I hate it. What's wrong with you?

It's awful. What's awful about it? It's like, it always comes out over cooked and dried. What? What? Yeah, and the people who do this, they're like, oh, it's great because you can't over cook it. You can absolutely over cook it.

It's awful. It's fucking terrible. Can I try some? It's also like over hot. Everyone's like, it. You can absolutely overcook it. You're awful. It's wrong. Can I try some? You know, it's also like over five. Everyone's like, it's the best thing in the world. No, no. We should, we should go to the, I'll cook you the best steak of you. I like this steak. What? You? Yeah.

Why won't you? Go to the steak. I'm a little bit faster. Nice to meet you. I went to his house one time once and you made me a steak. It was lush. That's a good thing. You didn't make me a steak when I came to your house one time.

I made you my special steak. You made me special steak with a was lush. You didn't make me a steak when I came to your house one time. I made you a special steak. You made me a special steak with a great sauce and then we drank that like, food joe that was it. Soju. I've developed my own marinade for steaks. It's conversations making me fucking furious. I'm over here, I'm so goddamn furious.

Do you think we could do it on the podcast? I'm more like, could you cook it in an hour? What? If you both had your setups here, could you that's mine ready to cook within the hour. Yeah, could you do it? I could have mine done and on a plate in 30 minutes. You would get plenty of oven for yours. Do you, what do you need?

At a grill. Barbecue grill. Yeah, grill it back. Yeah, let's do it. Let's have next time we're on the podcast, we'll have a little steak off, and I'll be the judge, and I can wear a little hat or something.

Watches tabanami. Was my watch talking to me? Is it? Is it 10 to? No, it's a little hard. Why don't we add some money to this and raise the stakes? Barbra, I'm not a horse. Me, is it? No, you're new to horse my horse. So we're going different directions. I'm in the future I got fucking digital shit in and out of my body

Well, you know, you're fucking Roman the fields in Asia eating fucking horses How's the bad dude on your watch, huh? What's that? How's the bad dude on your watch asshole 10% left? Oh cool I've had mine on for years. What's that? That's a fucking sundial. Did you want to try some of that? Oh god no, okay? You don't want to try? I just want you're asking to do it. I was like Gavin would puke instantly just because of the texture of that Oh, can I maybe? You can you get back from Japan mad some happy over there I'm just like I was so calm for two weeks between Japan

Then I went on vacation. Hawaii and I was just like so relaxed and serene But now like the anger has like flared up. It's like you thought the fire was extinguished. Mm-hmm You ever see back draft. It's just gonna explode. How is that? Oh? It's like oh There's seeds in there. It's like a- There's like a- There's like a- There's like a- There's like a- There's like a- There's like a-

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No, I just felt like everything was like, almost like I lost my death perception, I kind of felt too dimensional. And I kind of, he saw it in my face, that we were in a meeting, he's like, he's like, this is enough, you need to go eat something. So I went to the break room, I don't know why I chose this. I got those out of the venue machine, I got those orange crackers with a peanut butter in them. I ate

one of them and it was like, I could feel my head tingling from like just eating salad food after not eating for a week. And I got like super nauseous and everything else from eating all the food back. And I'm sure you're still like, I'm all, you're stomach must have shrunk during that time. I would just think it was like you the point where you don't eat salad food. Jilly's food. Jillies wait on this no on the declare no solid food. Yeah, I think that was the point Yeah, you must wait to do this. I don't even remember well The reason I heard about the masterclass in the first place is because Beyonce did it to be on a dream girls Because she plays like a young version basically of herself in that and so she's like really skinny And apparently she lost like 30 or 40 pounds doing that master cleanse

David Blaine that's really weak she did it David Blaine did it for like one or three like those and losing a box for a month or whatever You know what? And drinks like sucrose out of a straw. I watched that guy go into what if a ten minutes? Yeah, I ditched that event I still feel bad about that you were playing off with the Freddy W man went did a cool thing that we went into that uh Yeah I still feel bad about that you were playing off with but Freddie W Man went did a cool thing that we went and did that uh yeah Puzzle room escape room that we did and I came back and talked about everybody's so excited about it The fucking barber and her friends go and they all go do it and nobody fucking invite fucking coal set it up blame him Lincoln I can't believe anymore. He's in the fucking animation department. He did it

Every time you see him just call him a traitor with the plague You fuck said we could have beat the record was it fun? Someone was being really bossy. Who was? I can't, I'm not gonna call them out. Who are you already doing? You already did. That's what you're doing right now. Just list everyone who went and we will solve that.

Yeah, yeah, that's a great idea. That's a great idea. Who all went through this thing? There was 11 of us. There was 11 of you. There was 11 of us, all of us, okay. Who's comfortable bossing around 10 other people? How about this?

She'll read all the names out and then we'll all come up with a vote independently. Okay. And say them at the same time. I'll see if I could remember everyone. It's branded Branded I don't think brand what okay, no, it was he So different was it's a brand yeah He's a popular one. It was myself Aaron Markey Aaron Zeck Miles Josh

Clayton Josh Flanagan Nadia his girlfriend Chris Chris's girlfriend Chris was it a person who worked here that was bossy? No, oh then mine I wonder that oh You want a good question good. I don't want to call anybody because I realized something There's people in the group that don't work here and I wouldn't even know anyway Yeah, if someone here I would call them out, but it wasn't. That makes me feel less fun. Yeah. I know it is. Do you? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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I'm going to dope you hat. You know how long my hat? I actually picked this hat out. I'm okay with it. So, it's like, we went to one of the longhorn football games of the day. The longhorn football team is fucking terrible. The longhorn football team is so funny. The longhorn football team is going to beat your was so funny. The long it was so funny.

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Who do we play? California, thank you. And they were down by you said like 20 points or something like that. So you was down two touchdowns, which is about 28 points. That's not correct. That's 14 points. 14 points.

And the way the fuck I came out of 28. And so you guys left and you met us at the bar and there was showing the end of the game and they had come back and it was 44 to 45. And then they missed the kick. And then they missed the kick. They actually point and missed it. How do you miss that? I don't know. Is it goalkeeper? I guess his foot just caught the ball wrong or something because they didn't block it. You miss it by sucking. That's how you miss it. See what happens is when they snap the ball, the guy, there's a

like a holder who grabs the ball, puts it down and then which way, whatever the late way, the laces point can affect. Laces out can affect which way the ball goes. it down and then which way whatever the lay, the laces point can affect, can affect which way the ball goes. And so you have to be very careful about the placement of the laces and you have to get a very deliberate kick and they step back a certain distance to do it. And instead of doing that and kicking the ball with his foot, they kick your shoved his own foot up his ass.

Exactly what happened. Because he missed a fucking extra point. You know I'm 100% lifetime on extra points. Do you know that? What of you if you kicking them? You did one. I did what? Top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top because I was amazing, do it again, I go, I'm never doing that again as long as I live. I am a 100% lifetime on field goals. Let's go out there and oh, try. I can't. What if you could be 200%.

Hey Tyler, what do you think is a chance of the long horns opening the season one and five? Because they got Oklahoma and TCU next. 100%. 100%. Yeah, a long one's gonna be one and five. I don't know what I'm gonna richest five love it is the richest football program at the collegiate level in America Oh careful oh

Ritnell richest. I mean it makes it Yeah, and it's just like it's a turd. It's a total turd right now. I was I had a thing the other day where I fell asleep on a sports I fell asleep on a plane sports Baltimore. Yeah, watch more. I fell asleep on a plane. I think it was flying to Dallas from Austin or something. And when I woke up, it was a really old podcast. It was you guys talking about how that massive screen had to be risen up because they kept like kicking the floor into it. Oh, that's the Dallas Cowboys stadium. And as I woke up, I heard that story as I I remember that story looked at the window. I saw it. It was right like out of my window with my eye

Stadium. Yeah, you're in plane. Yeah. Oh, it's amazing We're timing that is really weird timing. Yeah I guess you really you know what podcast you were listening to I had I got so mad airline on my way back to To the US well, I guess I'd be back to Austin I was on a plane way back to Austin. I was on a plane from Hawaii to Los Angeles. Five hour flight? Yes, it's about a five hour flight.

And the app and my boarding pass, everything said, your plane has television and internet. Great, five hours can pass like nothing. Watch TV, use the internet, go on the plane and the flight tends to go on like, oh, okay, and this flight has, you know, direct TV and Wi-Fi, it's like awesome. And then there's a pause, the fly-tent comes back,

and goes, oh, wait, we're flying over the ocean, so the direct TV and the Wi-Fi don't work. And I was like, whoa, what an airline. Fucker, you're not. And I was like, I didn't bring anything. Like, my five hours was gonna be like, doing email or something, I was like, nope't bring anything like my five hours was gonna be like doing email or something Nope, it's gonna sit here. Oh, nothing for five fucking hours. Let me ask you how does that conversation work If I'm the flight attendant and I'm like ladies gentlemen, we're gonna have direct TV and we're gonna have a wife

Find this flight from Hawaii to Lossy. Hey, is this the Hawaii flight the flies over the ocean? It is a fuck. Hi, uh never mind. Don't you know the fucking Hawaii? They flight that flies over the ocean? It is a fuck. Hi, uh, never mind. Daddy, you're not not a fucking Hawaii. They're gonna fly over the ocean. We're gonna circle the island for five hours and land. So we have anything. And I've been on planes. Like I flew to Australia over the fucking ocean

and had Wi-Fi the whole time. Yeah, I've never been on an international flight that had a Wi-Fi. Oh, yeah. No, yeah, because I'm getting ripped off. They're gonna get out of the wall. Yeah. They used to be like beam it from the ground, but now you can beam to space. Yeah, it'll aid a billboard. Oh yeah. Yeah. No, yeah. So they can rip off the good. Yeah. Now. Yeah. They used to like beam it from the ground, but now you can beam to space. Yeah. Elie, Milburn. Yeah.

It was. You're right. That's what they do. It's like built in if you fly the 787 9 series, it's built in all of the planes. Would you fly? What was the plane from Hawaii to L.A. 737? They didn't even have fucking hot food. All they had were the goddamn snack walk us the oceans cold. The cheese plate. Get the cheese plate. I got the top of the plate. I ate almost and all of All the head with a goddamn snack box the ocean's cold Do you know how that's how this makes you fart That was a stinky playing why why why cuz I bought some for lunch in Michael's like you're gonna be farting up a storm And I was I think that's happened yet were you Michael told me to tell them.

What's it true? That's the story, yeah, man. Yeah, I guess that's not proven. You know, I was like, found out, you know, when you lose weight. And I was like, how do you lose weight actually? Like, do you sweat out? Oh, I know this. You know how? Yeah, I do know. I said this on the podcast.

We talked about this. Didn't I say you would say it? And sweat it. I guess I just let it get you a little bit You sweat a very small amount, but most of your weight is lost through exhalation So if you just sit there going You look great, do you lose weight over time or pass out? Let me do it for the rest of this podcast and see how many pounds I've shed get barbush a weight while she

Barbers losing weight I lost like five pounds while I was in Tokyo. Really? Get Barber's shake, wait, while she- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha tell you. I had a flax seed somewhere. Thank you. That's perfect timing. That's good timing. Whatever is the whole thing. What is your favorite seed? It's got to be pumpkin, right? My own.

Take it easy, guys. The controller, you know what you signed up for when you came to the podcast. You know what seed they need to rename? They already renamed it. I know what you're going to when you came to the podcast. You know what seed they need to rename They already renamed it. I know what you're gonna say. We already renamed it. You say they renamed the rapeseed Yeah, rapeseed is a canola. That's what we call it in the US. We call it canola. What about rap oil? It's canola oil. Canola oil. What do you think? You think they have a different name between the seed and the oil? I don't know. I was surprised it was called rape to be honest Yeah, I don't know where the name comes from Rap a although I recently find out that

Eggplants I found out why they're called eggplants because they actually look like eggs through most of their life And then they turn into the long purple fruit at the very end. They're called open jeans Oh, virgin. That's what they're called in the UK big big. They're really beautiful. They're called everywhere except for here And I can't really what it's the same kind this is the same lump of land, isn't it? Same lump form a colony. I know the other lumps. It's an OBJEC. So in South America, do they call it eggplant?

They don't call it, they don't call it nobergen in Mexico. What's a process by which something goes from a colony to a commonwealth? What is that? Revolution. No, revolution. I mean, it's like a pro, it must be a process, right? Like America never spent any time in the commonwealth status, but that's where both Australia and Canada reside in that commonwealth

Well, what is the difference you're gonna call on you in a commonwealth right? It's just another word because colony became offensive I don't know and so now that we say commonwealth instead of saying colonies I prefer nest Do you consider yourself as being like in any way a british barber? Not at all, no. Because you're Canadian. Who's a little money? The Queen. Yeah.

Dude, she's got the longest writing British money. Yeah, good for her, man. That's fucking awesome. I think you posted about it on Twitter recently. Yeah, I don't know why I posted. It's like 50-60 years or something. Yeah, it's so shitty that guys die so much more quickly than women do. That's not.

I mean, she's got a woman's gonna have the record she's queen because she was young queen no one's gonna break that because it's like a bunch of dudes are gonna get in there and they're gonna fucking die in twenty years after they get it you know well now because if someone becomes queen at like twelve then they could easily break that record i think what he's saying is that it'll never be a dude never be a dude i don't know if that long yeah who cares what what do you mean no i'm just saying it just leaves me the thing that's like i always think it's genetically unfair that women live so much longer than dude be a dude. No, be a dude. I live that long. Yeah. Who cares?

What do you mean? No, I'm just saying, it just leads me to the thing that's like, I always think it's genetically unfair that women live so much longer than dudes. But on average, it's not so much longer. It's like four or five years longer, isn't it? I don't believe it is. I think it is only like four or five years. I don't think you'd be looking like the topant.

I spit a bunch of black teeth. Have you looked at the topant of it? I'm getting covered in shit. Like the, of the people that are like super, they call them super centrarians. Super centrarians, is that what they're called? Like the oldest, there's one dude in that group and he's 117 years old. He's probably lion, right?

I think he was 112, so whatever. Well, that was that French woman who was 120 something. 100 and fucking one. And she did a very, like how do you verify? I feel like when you go back that far, you don't know. Nah, she looked all, was she able to function at all Well apparently she she moved into a nursing home after she burnt down her kitchen at the age of 120 Your grand turning 100 and then living 20 more years no

Outliving potentially outliving some of her grandchildren are living you are great or like great grandchildren My grandmother was 101 when she died. And I think the one thing you see in common is it's ladies and it's small ladies. So like my grandmother was this tiny lady. She was like, she was like four foot five. Or maybe they just shrink over time. Maybe that's the way that works.

Yeah, people shrink. But my grandmother, I had a, because when my dad being a priest, you guys shake it up otherwise it kind of jumbled. You're still like, oh, who am I really? Oh, yeah, fuck it duck. You're a chalice yourself. Yeah. priest, you guys shake it up otherwise it kind of jellies. You're spilling it. Oh, I'm really, oh, yeah, I'm fucking duck. I'm a chill, I'm a chill, I'm a chill, I'm a chill, I'm a chill. I was your future over there.

It's great, great, 270 calories. You just shat all over his chair. But my grandmother was way older. Like I was like the youngest one in all my generations of my family, because my dad waited until he was 45 to have me. My grandmother was born in 1898, if you can believe that or not.

And she lived, she died in November, early part of November in 1999. If she'd lived two more years, or two more months, excuse me, she would have lived in three centuries. She would have lived in the 1800s. Really annoying that she didn't make it. Yeah, annoying. And of course, I've been so cool.

Yeah, I would've been cool. But it was really cool to live a hundred and one years. Like, she lived through like, living through the 1900s, It's so cool. Yeah, it would be cool, but it was really cool to live a hundred and one years. She lived through living through the 1900s. It was pretty much what she did. It's just like, that's like so much change. Yeah, so much change. Who is it? The episode story of the podcast about my grandmother's

first job. I don't think so, no. So my first job at a college was I was starting the company, internet company, right? And that's what I did. Her first job out of college was like in 1916 and she was a school teacher at school and she was doing that for a couple years and then one day she hears the bell ringing. She was outside of like Watertown, New York I believe at the time. You know it's like

somewhere around Syracuse where my family is from. And she heard the bell ringing in the town and it was her job to go find out why the bell was ringing. So she goes to her barn, and she gets her like carriage ready, her wagon. She hooks it up to the horse that took her like an hour and get it already, then she drives it into the town, that takes like an hour and a half, two hours. She gets in there, the dude who was ringing the bell,

it's not just sitting there, he's sitting in the middle town. She says, why was the bell ringing? And she says, and the guy says to her, the war is over. We won. And she says, okay. And then she turns around and goes back. And it all in all, it took her about six hours there and back to find out that one piece of information, which was probably at that point that was probably about two weeks old, I would guess, you know, just be honest. Why didn't they have like a rope police system? You could attach a note to and just,

I mean, it's telegraphed by that point time. The maybe the telephone was ubiquitous too, but it's like, just where she was, it takes a while for those technologies to reach some of those smaller areas. And Watertown, New York is not a bustling bird by any chance, good, by any means. So, that's crazy. That's, yeah, that's unbelievable to think that was less than a hundred years ago Yeah, you've all got this thing in our right imagine how many times you would have had to Riddle a horse to do everything you've done on this you'd be like oh who was in that movie with Tom Hanks

I doctor when I said so you probably probably remember, you might remember seeing your first ever car, like when you saw a car for the first time. It says, oh, I remember seeing an electric light for the first time. Geez. Yeah, it was a big fucking deal on electric light. Would they scare of it? Like you'll scare of you'll think. I'm not scared of my thing.

My think is the wave of the future. So I was talking about, I saw a discussion the other day about how essentially we went from not being able to fly, to figuring out the airplane, to being on the moon in 66 years. It's crazy, right? Right. Wow, that is a small amount of time for all of that. Yeah, the first, the Wright brothers were in 1903, we landed on the moon in 1969. It's crazy.

We went, we went from not being able to orbit the earth to achieve orbit To then hitting the moon and landing on the moon and returning in like a six-year time span You know between sputnik and the Apollo missions, you know, it's just a short amount of time Wasn't there like some stat release recently that said if all of time was compressed into like a calendar year then humans would have Started existing like December 31st at like yeah, as like 1157 1158. That was in the the first episode of Cosmos Cosmos Cosmos most. No, it's pretty crazy with the grassy. We recently established a disaster. I'll eat themselves. Yeah, I don't believe in the many themselves. They were really

vicious and they all ate themselves. Well, everything was always eating it. Before he died, a Brontosaurus regretted his life of only eating plants inside to eat himself. Yeah, he was the last one. I just want to know how good I take it. So there's this flowing water on Mars apparently. Yeah, I mean, school. The thing about that is it's okay. It's okay. Is it not super hard for anyone else to get excited about how many times they've discovered water on Mars. And I think it was always ice, though, wasn't it? Yeah, I mean, it's like, they've announced finding water on Mars. I think about 50 times.

Do you think the moon last night was like, come on, it was my turn. I'm good. Did you watch the super blood moon or whatever it was called? I did not. We were doing Colton show things. You know things I don't care about? The moon? The moon. The moon's awesome. It's lovely up there. Blood moon or whatever I did not we were doing cold and show things you know things I don't care about the moon the moon The moon's awesome. It's lovely up there. I'm so I was so over everyone talking about the fucking moon

I just I don't give the one thanks moon. I appreciate that you're there and doing your job But seriously I couldn't give a fuck what color you are how big you are it just doesn't matter to me what if the moon No, I said I appreciate what it does. What it does. I'm glad it's there. I'm glad it's time. What does it do? You mean the tides and tides?

And yeah, all this shit. Nice, great job, moon. Yeah, way to be giving a slide at night. Doesn't that have so many seeds in your teeth, though? No, I can't stand it. Yeah, I'm like just sucking away at my own face. The lunar eclipse. Go ahead, weather.

The Earth eclipse is the moon. Doesn't that happen every day Every month or how often it rotates around the earth every month, right? Yes 28 days or something? The lunar eclipse is at different places, but yeah, it's like this one every every month It would just one point where The earth comes completely between the moon and the sun. That's a lot of takes.

Yeah. Seems like that would happen all the freaking time. Yeah. A lot of times maybe it happens over like unpopulated areas or the ocean. I mean, everybody can see the moon though. I mean, right. But you know how like when there's a lunar eclipse, there's always like a band of area like where this is where you can see it best.

Right. And then this is where you don't see it. Let's go. I want to look to stop on Google for you Gavin ready how often are there lunar Eclipse? Gavin or Google although I would not mean there's a solar eclipse Oh my god. It's the first question Which one said it also how often should you change your oil?

Gosh, I want to answer that question. It depends synthetic or normal smart guy. What's synthetic? How do they make it? I don't know how they make it that synthetic Am I crazy to like maybe don't understand the way the moon works but the different face is the moon being blocked by the earth no I didn't whether it's day or night on the moon like because it's facing the the part of the sun and the people are gonna hate this look what what what is a present right? Yeah, what is a present? And there's like a little sliver of light like the new moon is the moon facing away from us The totally dark is the moon the light side of the moon facing away from us

Gavin Just mean the side that we're looking at is it night? How about this full moon? What is the full moon? Well, it's not only I Got it wrong the side the side of the moon the side of the moon that faces the earth always face the earth the same side right? Yeah, because it rotates at that speed where that face is always facing us But it's not what you're saying is a hundred percent correct. Well, you're saying it's a hundred percent correct So crescent moon the shadow isn't the Earth, it's just that's night time. Right. The sun is facing a different part of the moon. That we can't see. It's not facing us.

There you go. That makes sense. How often does a lunar eclipse happen? Well, I think the next one of these is 2033. But that's the next super moon, super moon, yeah. Which is where it's big right? It's pretty still investigating. How often do lunar eclipses happen? During the 21st century, there are 85 total lunar eclipses, a special geographic location on the surface of the earth, we'll be able to see an average 40 to 45 lunar eclipses or about one every 2.3 years. I don't see how it can be 85, but there's 40 to 45.

So does it mean that there's a time like so the moon's coming round between the now the earth's coming the moon's on the other side of the earth right so happy but happy a bad we are at this is it that it's too high to be blocked by the earth or too low and there's only sometimes where it's like perfectly in line is that why it only happens every few years well I think that everything in the solar system basically operates on a disc that the way that with the rotation that everyone's everything is lined up. And so that includes the moon as well.

Am I wrong about that? I have no idea. Okay. Pretty sure this way works. Like I always thought like we wouldn't have a planet doing this around the sun and the moon doing this. Right. Exactly right.

Like the moon is like, what is it? One of the plants like on a skew. I think you're right. You're right. You're not skew. No, exactly right. Like the moon is like... But isn't one of the plants like on a skew? I think you're right, you're ain't a skew. No, I mean like not the planet axis, but the actual orbit. I think your anus is orbit is like that. Yeah, it's not but it's in plain as the other planets. But it's still spying.

Oh, it's not? No, it's slightly tilted. Yeah, it's slightly tilted. I did know that. I'm just like your anus. It's one of those bar islands. Yeah, I think Neptune's axis is like 90 degrees, but I think Uranus Has an as few or what came first Uranus or the

Or your anus the god of Uranus probably the god and then they took him and thought but whole yeah He's like what a fucking asshole like a jerk. Yeah, don't a lot of people call Uranus. Yeah Yeah, but they just He's like, what a fucking asshole. Like I'm a jerk, yeah. Don't a lot of people call it Uranus. Yeah. Yeah, but that just doesn't work. They just try to not say a- But what's the right one? Is it Uranus? The orbits of the planets are co-planar

because during the solar system's formation, the planets formed out of a disc of dust, which surrounded the sun. Because that disc was a, because that disc of dust was a disc, all in a plane, all the planets formed in a plane as well. Rings and discs are common in astronomy. I mean, there's a lot of weird things about our solar system in general,

like the fact that the moon, the distance of the moon versus its size relative to the distance of the sun, and the relative size of the sun is like this. Very coincidental. It's around 400 times further away. What's that? This is the axis, no, rotation? Orbits.

Well, the information that I got was from Cornell. So... Well, I got this from Reddit. Ah, ah, ah, well, you know, it's another thing to do is that and it's according to this Pluto, it looks like. Pluto has a fucking planet. It is now, isn't it? No, oh my god. He does not plan it. This is actually a really great video. Do they re-planted it? Explains why Pluto is declassified as a planet. And it talks about like historically they counted other planets in the solar system like I think it was in the 30s that recently they were teaching school children that there were 10 planets before they discovered Pluto.

They were just they were telling like arrows was a planet and major bodies that they had discovered in the asteroid belt. They were teaching nose as planets and then they realized oh those are planets is just a fucking band of garbage you know in between Mars and Jupiter it's all the asteroids what's that yeah and so those those were declassified as planets and now they're thinking that we're we're learning the reason why Pluto is declassified as a planet is we're seeing now other stuff that there's another asteroid belt on the outside are we gonna start talking about it what do you mean well I know where this is. Where's it going the rogue planet? Oh planet X? Yeah, that's Smash the area or what do they call it? Yeah, planet X or

I don't know you said it's a Neuribu Neuribu or something like that? Yeah, that we've talked about that on the podcast before somebody who it's a theory that there's another planet It's a huge orbit around the Sun and it's orbit intersects with all the other planets And it just hasn't smashed in anything, but it's gonna smash into earth That's the thing about all the way you visualize stuff like the asteroid belt you think like flying through it Be like oh don't hit an asteroid, but they're really really far apart Yeah, even to the point where if two galaxies

Went into each other almost nothing would hit but all the gravity would fuck everything up Yeah, I'd go mental, but nothing would collide because everything so But it would still be like the end of life if another galaxy if another solar system came through our solar system Shit would get fuck I don't think it would for a long time though like stuff would get near and it would get weird But I think you die for a while you'd be like oh, we're not in orbit around the sun anymore I think you still would. This is gonna be really bad. Because the sun would get pulled

by the same gravity that you would. Unless it's getting pulled at a different rate. Like if something's on one side. It was just probably start shitting off bits of sun. But it wouldn't like as an object move. It would just be like, have you heard the sounds of space? Yeah.

Someone posted something where they have the audio of like Jupiter and like other planets. What does it sound like? It's creepy. It sounds like a horror film. Jupiter. It just says it's a name over and over. It's like a pokémon. I think it was Saturn. It's kind of screechy. Mercury's going, A-bop, Bop, Bop. You can do it while you cross. Ha, baby. Stop, stop. It's time. I just like the idea of them saying their own names like Pokemon. I'm gonna read this thing.

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Is that, I know I'd be able to make stuff that people don't know exists. Like I'd be able to make a pizza. Exactly. Like I could bust that out, I could make a pizza, and I would just like be the most important person on the planet cuz I can make that what Gus is doing right there What are you eating you eating the buffalo? How is that? Oh my god? I feel like James Frank So what is it? You can pull it and you just pull the crust off of it? Yeah, it's like a twisty little brisket. Yeah, but what do you do the rest of it? Oh? Yeah, you can still hold it? Oh, it's like it's a you can still hold it. Oh It's like the breast right on top. Oh, and then you've got like a source trench. Yeah I'm fucking poor. Oh, that's a good idea. Gavin thinking outside the box. Yeah, I'll say the piece of books

The the biggest fan of pizza I think of this company is you're you're up there guys You're very much up there, but Jordan swears is also didn't you go up for the pizza on sponsorship where we made the pizza? Yeah, his pizza won. Yeah. Oh really? He was the pizza that got selected as the RT podcast pizza. Awesome, but that ball-sommet drizzle. It was delicious. It was really good. It was good. But how would percentage of that guy's days he launched? That's what I want to know. Did you never see him? Well, he comes to launch with us, so I might go away the first time in the history of the podcast that I have called him by his official name, by his real name. Not J.A. And Jordan, who makes the first shid the history of the podcast that I have called him by his official name by his real name not Jordan swears and Jordan who makes the

worst damage adventures he just made a lot we're not going very long every time I see a picture that guy's a lunch I was walking by him today and he was like talking about his lunch to somebody like he was a sinner on just sitting there chatting with Cole like he just put out a RTA 200 oh man we're not recording the audio for that fucking yelled my voice out playing that I was so excited like I was reading like I kind of read it and I was like I stopped I feel like page two I said I don't want to read this I don't want to spoil it for myself I want to see the finished product. I said I'm only gonna read my lines and that's it

I did the same thing. I had no idea Anything else that happened in that thing other than my lines and then when I saw it was very pleasantly surprised I really want that shirt that says video games, like four, including. We should have done it. Yep. I'm not going to say it after the podcast. I have an idea.

OK. Not, I think, yeah, he had slapped me. He asked me, like, if you were an anime character, what would your name be? And I just replied, Mr. eyebrows. And I guess that's why I did get it to the eyebrow kid. I just remember having to go Tee-hee, like, 400 times in the booth. Like, yes, that was it number 374. I do want to say Teehee

Quashmark Get up. You like a bumblebee today Thank you. So I think it was Colton who works in live action. He said I looked like a 90s bumblebee Oh I don't know maybe They were all around they weren't all dead. Too soon. Thank you.

All the plans are on different orbital planes according to Dylan Brin on Twitter. It's been a science heavy one though. I'm pretty sure is the most wrong we've ever been. You're just pretty bad at how we were. I wonder about how much of this stuff that we're talking school that is just not right. Like they don't correct until you get to like a later class. Like I remember when I took like AP chemistry for the first time and my mind was blown when they first explained how electrons actually orbit an

atom. It's like, oh no, it's not like that we draw in text because that's the way we've been showing you for 15 years. They actually orbit in these different energy levels and they move between them and they have like these different shapes. It's like like why don't you just fucking explain that way to begin with Like you intentionally teach it to you the wrong way to make it easy and then they teach it to you the right way later That's you know, but you remember it better when it's wrong. I mean, it's like well Yeah, cuz you were taught it longer over the over a decade I assumed that used to be taught that the earth was flat in school. Oh, that was

I don't teach that anymore over the over a decade. I assume there used to be top that the earth was flat in school. Oh, that was a good idea. Yeah, but we don't teach that anymore. Yeah, but I'm saying like, there's probably a lot of things being taught that are wrong that we just haven't figured out yet. Yeah, we're talking about time. They always get bombarded with people

telling us why we're wrong. And then they also then give us wrong information. Like they don't know. So they do that constantly. No, your idiots. Like he's got to just Bernie Ha Ha Law. The moon doesn't rotate.

The moon absolutely does rotate. It rotates at the exact same speed as its orbit Otherwise, it would orbit and we would see a different side of it every time if it didn't or if it didn't rotate at all Ha ha law law, but that's the thing about space It's all it's all about where you put your your base point in terms of like In terms of what's Moving and what isn't like if you stop in space. Oh? I got this shut up. Hey shut up in there. Hey, we're recording the podcast Shut up

Okay, I got that one actually actually played it down I am really scared of you right now. It's like a real life You know so much you kept interrupting yourself. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Oh God. Yeah, do they not it's Monday? Well, it's not like we've been doing this for a year. I just don't do even the break room. It's Lawrence. It's like no. That's passive aggressive. Do you have a that that pirate that came back? Okay, hold on wait. Stop. Yeah, let's go on out.

Let's figure this one out. The, did we hear about the parent that came back? So here's what happened. Where did it go? There was a family that lost their pet parrot and then it was gone for a long time and then it returned or followed them over a great distance to a new place. I've got a different interpretation. Glad. Family had a parrot. They woke up one morning, the parrot was dead. They buried it and then later that day the parrot unburied itself. You're sure you're back.

I'm going to say it was a parrot that was at a zoo or some type of well-known parrot that did a lot of cool tricks. And it flew away and then returned to the zoo someday. Gavin? Tell us about the parrot that came back. So apparently it was a story from England. That was a guy who had a parrot for a long time. A pet parrot? Pet parrot?

Okay. Barbs out. It just flew off one a long time. A pet parrot? A pet parrot? A pet parrot? Um, Barb's out. It just flew off one day. Damn. Four years later, it came back. Speaking Spanish. What? What? How did he know it was the same word now?

And there's a noise that it didn't know English anymore. Did you have to go let Cola Spanish friend and be like, hey, listen, can you come over? I'm other parents being difficult. How did you know it was the same parent? I think you just tell it was the same parent because it came back. It's been living in Spain. Well, you assume that, but a good news is that the Spanish family. Oh, down the road. Yeah, like 20, 20 houses away or something like that.

It just must have been so annoying to like have to reteach your parent English because it forgot it all. Is that it? What is this? Is this an apple? Nigel. Nigel. Nigel. a parrot English because it forgot it all. Hahaha. Is that it? What is this? Nigel. Nigel, the parrot. Nigel the British parrot reunite with owner after four years now speaks Spanish. Nigel's not even a Spanish name. What did they call him?

Miyamoto? Nigel. How does a parrot speak though? The sad ending is that Donald Trump had him deported. That's the sad part of that story at the end of it. Like how does it make the human noises because that's all it is right? It's just replicate it sounds Yeah, they can they can they can mimic a lot of different stuff I think I think there's some Sounds that they mimic better than others like peas and bees. That's why they use it to teach them stuff like pretty bird They're also gonna stop saying wine

Sultan and his daughter Was that was that Gilbert God for 11? Gilbert Godfrey that played that parrot. I would know yeah He's got a parrot. He says his parrot name is whistle and it's like I have never like like the parrot Yeah whistle whistle the bird. I don't know that yeah, and it's like that bird is gonna be like they live a long time Like that bird's gonna be with us for like 34 years You know, it's gonna be a wow wow, be around for a while. So yeah, whistle the bird. Got a big, big, big bum leg. I so I love that. I want to get some. When I was in Hawaii, I saw like I was walking down the street.

I saw like your stereotypical Hawaiian dude, like driving this tiny little car, like a little Volkswagen jet or something. And then like sitting on his window was rolled down and like sitting on the roll down window It's just his parrot. It's like looking at everyone walking by it's like fucking dumbass bird Why is that dumb that's cool. I don't like birds I'm a good one and J. L. A. What's a lot but I'm not a to me the the operative word in pet is pet if you can't pet it It's not a pet you can pet a little paris head. No, no, it's not you ever done that

Did they take that like that their mouth the beak and they got like that leathery rock tongue and there's like us too much They're like too on you know It's what I want to do with the better. I want to get a small bird right on a cup the body and then just like mush the head With my face and it would like duck its head and it's really cute because you mean like a little duckling Like a chick or something so why I can tie me all birds Why is it all like baby animals are cute all baby mean like a little duckling? Like a chick or something. So why, why? Oh, I can tie any old bud. Why is it that all like baby animals are cute? All baby animals.

Like I can't think of an old seed in the owl. And that why to make it's parents. Like a baby bird. Baby like yeah. Yeah. So it's parents will love it. Predatory birds can grow so can they're all like leathery and baby kangaroo. Mangan.

Not like a snop. They're like fetal when they come out and then they go hide in the pouch for a little bit. But when the blue baby came ruse cute Well, maybe elephants cute. Well, maybe hippos cute. The missing parrot was actually from the US Oh, it was from Torrance, California and it flew to the UK and it lived in the UK No, it's in the US. So maybe do you fly out of Mexico learn some Spanish and come back? Maybe I thought it was in England that the Carlos is parrot

Well, maybe you just saw the word like English. It's on the BBC website. Uh. He was when they found Nigel, he was singing and talking without control. He was barking like the dogs. Um, from Panama and he was saying what happened in Spanish. What happened? Can you imagine?

Can you find your parrot after four years? What I miss, bitch. Kepassal? Kepassal. So, you guys have seen the plan, earth documentaries? Yeah. The birds of parrot, I just want to, apparently, I forget the name of the bird. I love that when the birds like you in this number.

There's one that could imitate almost any noise. Right. Like, drills or anything. I don't know why. I thought that was fake. Was that real? No, there is one that's fake with Richard Attenborough? I believe. David Attenborough.

David Attenborough? Richard Attenborough died. Oh yeah. Sorry for your loss. Actor. He was in the dressing park. And yeah, it's like one where they did like, he imitates a lot of stuff like, he imitates a car noise.

Car noise. Yeah. Yeah. And there's a lot of random stuff. It's a funny video. But yeah, that one that opens up and it's like this big long blue thing. Yeah. And it's like gorgeous. And it's like this big, long blue thing. Yeah, gorgeous. It's like flipping its head.

Yeah. Yeah. And it's always the same result, too. The female bird goes, nah, fuck this. It just like takes off every time. I've never seen that work. Like the only thing that works is when the two males just like kill each other.

And there's one left. She's like, all right, you're good enough. Just like real life. Yeah, pretty much. Like like yeah did you see all the two men guys that come up to me with like a giant black coat fuck off. Barber's great like we had a as you can imagine when we go out Barbara gets approached a lot like that just like people like I've been a witness to it yeah it happens and it is exhausting being her. Yeah.

It's pretty relentless, but like, it also gets to be useful because Barbara is like really good about diffusing. I don't know how else to put that. It's like, there was a guy who like, we were four people having a conversation and this guy like jumped into the middle of our conversation and was like, he was that kind of guy who comes in giving everybody shit kind of a thing. Like, he was like nagging? I guess the way to say it, but it's like guys

It's just like I just want to like throw the guy off the balcony He's like, I'll give you not watching the game the games on games on chords are coming back We're like we were just at the game to piece of shit games the team sucks But thanks for doing that. It's got a lot to game and Barbara like turn around I don't know what she said she turned around she goes dot dot and he goes Have a nice night. I was like wow like you completely like leveled out. I don't know what you turn around went Go fuck yourself or what she said doing, but she said two words perfectly comedy was like okay So that's y'all the all-con death grip just like yeah, what did you say to him? I don't remember what do you think you say?

I think I was probably just like hey, we're having a discussion here. Please leave us alone was probably just like, hey, we're having a discussion here. Please leave us alone. And he's like, okay. Bob is kind of scary. I've seen the yellow kids at the pool. And you don't even yell. You're just like, are you just doing your like, just a Canadian? Well, it bothers me when there are kids playing by us in the pool. When there's no one else in the fucking pool, it's a big ass pool. So I'm like, hey, there's, why don't you go play on that side? There's plenty of room. Don't bother us. We have somebody's to keep asking me, I guess what I was fucking around and yelling.

People get asking me if I have brews. Yes, I do. I have a huge brews in my arm. She's a from the show. Yeah, from yelling. No, I was I was on the set of a production that we have and I had to do a stunt and I got really fucking hurt doing the stunt. Like I didn't get hurt at all. A laser team and I did some really crazy stuff in that which by the way we should fucking talk about a laser team. It looked great.

You look at the footage of that stunt. It looked brutal. Yeah, everybody who was on this set was like, what I did it. The production will come out at some point. It's a one we have. We need an announce that we're doing. I don't believe that's been announced anywhere. But it's kind of like a Colton show that we're doing. We went out there to LA this week to launch a Colton show. Matt and I were on it last night and he's doing his

Rysheete entertainment system in LA. It's going to be one of the first shows that we're doing in Los Angeles now that we have a Rysheete LA office. So we'll be doing more stuff like that. That was a lot of fun last night. You guys were great. Listen for a first show Especially it was like holy cow. It's like when you when you sow jealous of their set. Yeah, I know right I mean they really killed it and like when you see some of the promotions and yeah The guy that they leave with the pants fucking funny. You're great. Yeah, he's really funny guy. Yeah, they get in the false I mean every here's a bottom line is it everybody loves cold and I don't know what is about that guy He's just like super-lovable. How do you not like him? I know he has that kind of personality. This is really energetic and really positive

He couldn't come to the laser team premiere real bum because he's actually on In this whole time that we've known him And started working on this new show with him as well. He then got cast in a NBC pilot to think I picked up and they're shooting that thing now and It's got a that's got a really cool cast and I saw some pictures of the set. It's fucking a me that sets amazing Gus. It's like two sound stages and they built a full Superstore in it No, no, we are we're working on something Have you seen some of the mockups mark? You showed me some stuff. Yeah, I'm really excited mark. This is like a dream come true that guy

I mean, it's like it's perfect. I mean You can make anything and the fact that he has the bandwidth to work on pretty much every single production like that. I don't know how he does it. We're starting up some immersion stuff pretty soon and he's heavy into that. Art direction for that. It's fucking great.

It's really great. Yeah, I think he and Patrick were talking about some of the new podcast sets stuff and Patrick sent me a bunch of pictures and he was like, could you envision any of these being the podcast set? Yes, all of them. you're like, could you envision any of these being, you know, the podcast set? Yes, all of them, all fucking great. My face is like, I don't know,

like, what do you think about this? Do you like, I was like, love it. Like, do all of that. It's perfect. Have you seen anything? No, that's great. I hate to hype it, because it's probably still really far away.

But I think the only person I'm excited about is guess for not gonna probably be using this couch. I love that couch. I'm taking that couch home. Can I blow it up? No. I'm taking that couch home. Can I blow it up? No, I'm taking that couch home. This couch is in everything. I see it in like so many different productions It was in chef The white version was the white version in business chef. Yeah, him and Robert down in junior sitting on this couch Yeah, yeah, I can wait each other. Do you want to tell what I was doing? Yes, let's talk about Lazy Steve

So we made a movie and then we had to be for most to to the day a year ago. Yeah, we just we just started We got in like right under a year of like screening it for the first time. It's not bad turn around I don't think that's too bad especially for how many visual effects shots are in that movie I think Matt said that in total there's 1100 visual effects in in Lazy Team Yeah, the visual effects crew that worked on that is just fucking amazing It's a group called Moon Tower here in Austin. I went to visit them. I know you're gonna visit them pretty soon, I think. Yep. You know, I'm gonna go say hi and yeah, they're just great. They're just great. And you know, Matt, one of the reasons why we selected Laser Team as a project. I mean nobody is gonna make a two and a half million dollar sci-fi movie. I mean, you know, a visual effects and everything else. But we have Matt and Matt had a 10-year history in Hollywood doing visual effects.

So, I mean, he's steeped in that stuff. And it was great. It was... It must have been like a visual effects guy's dream director. Yeah, just in the way that Matt thought and framed up each shot. Mm-hmm, it's class. It was a big deal.

There's one gag in particular that we had to like, it was really tough. We had to keep a certain posture. I don't know how else to say that for some of the stuff in the middle of the movie. The problems that you cause, basically. And the visual effects guys were like, just try to hold this posture. We were like, okay, we can pull that off.

But anyway, so we had a screening last week because we were selected to show the movie at Fantastic Fest, which is a festival that's here in Austin. It's a genre film festival. Typically a lot of horror stuff, release some independent like comedies as well. And then at the same time, we had a screening downtown at the state theater for all the backers who backed at the level where they would come down to the Austin premiere. So that's when we decided to hold that at that time,

because we were having the premiere in Austin. And then we're auditionally, we're doing a premiere in Australia. We have not yet announced a date. It'll be after everything else, but we're gonna go down there and have a big Australian premiere as well. And it's also showing it Toronto after Dark I believe?

Yeah, so then, and then it got into another festival too as well. And it's like, we think we're pretty much still, we're not really trying hard with the festival thing. Just because we talked about the Suncourt and Show last night a little bit. The big question we're getting now is,

and we'll talk about this before we talk about the movie itself, but the big question we get is when can we see it and when to come out and all that stuff, which is totally normal question to ask, especially for the people that made it happen. But this is the way the phase we are now is that this is the way it works with distribution, is that we go to a film festival, there's a bunch of distributors there, they all saw the movie, they're all we're fielding questions about that now. We've already been having discussions about distribution while we were editing the movie

But now this is like the first step in that process and there's some movies That can sit in this stage for a year or two years before they come out Luckily because of Rishi Tith and the network that we have and already the distribution models that we have in place We don't have to wait that long like we're not gonna like, if we go out months and months and there's no distribution plan materializing, we have a plan for like putting it out on our own. And, you know, we can totally do that. But we are trying to maximize, you know, we're trying to like, you know,

hit that sweet spot where people aren't super frustrated with, you know, how long it's taken to come out. But at the same time, it's like, when it does come out, it'll be a big thing. They can share it to friends, go to the movie theater to see it and that kind of thing. So that's what we're working on. And as soon as we have information, as soon as we have it, we will let people know.

Because I know that's the number one question. It's what I see mainly on Twitter is people asking, you know, when's it coming out? I love to watch it with that room full of people, all the bit that we go to see. Yeah, so we did an introduction at the backer screening, then the cast we had to leave, Mr. Alan Richardson was in town, and we had to leave and go to the festival screening for the Q&A, for the press and the festival people. I missed it. I'm so sad.

I was out of town. Gavin and I learned a really interesting thing on the press interviews we did this weekend. And that is that there's some press outlets that just, they will present a conversation as though it's all quoted, like they say, interviewers says this, Gavin says this, Bernie Burns says this, Michael Jones, but that's not a direct transcription. Like they would record our voices

and completely retype what we said into different words. Really paraphrase. Why would you do that? Yeah, some of the stuff we said. That's strange. Especially when it's like, one of the things I really wanna like, I always feel like I wanna correct things when there's wrong information like criticism and stuff like that when people have that

I gotta say the reviews relates to him have been great and everyone at the screening just had nothing but like really nice things to say to me afterwards which is cool. Yeah it was really awesome You know I feel like everyone who was that had a really good time the reviews are are really happy about it because I was reading reviews for movies before our thing came out. And I was like, I didn't think I talked about this a little bit on the podcast to kind of prepare people, but we're used to internet comments, which are fucking brutal. Movie reviews are, they are really brutal. Like, I mean, I would have reading a review that was kind of a mixed review. We're not badting a thousand reviews, but we're bad in like 9.50, I'm positive reviews. It's really, I'm very happy about it. I'm sure you'll change, you know

They'll be a review that comes out like this. I'm fucking be a garbage Clark Street Star Wars. Yeah, I was reading like a mixed review of Lacer team. It's like the one I think that I would call mixed and I was like yeah, and then I looked at that Websites reviews of every other movie at that festival and it was just like, you know, it's terrible. Maybe that guy was just having a director. Should not be directing movies anymore and stuff like this. Oh, this movie had a great premise and it lost itself in the second act and then I didn't care about the characters at all. It's garbage. Avoid at all costs. And I'm like, Yikes! It's like if I worked on

some for a year and I read that, it has to hurt to it. Yeah, people are very critical of our movies. Yeah, and you think about the way you talk about movies too. It's like, I mean, you look at the, go back and look at the way we talked about Guardians of the Galaxy. It's like 150 million dollar movie. Like, it's gonna be terrible. You know what I mean?

It's just like, that's the way people talk about movies. Yeah. I went and saw a terrible movie. It was, I spent two hours in my life and it was awful. It was terrible. What a piece of garbage. Did you get your money back? It's like, no, it's just a movie.

I had not seen anything from the movie until Thursday night when it premiered. Yeah. I thought it was great. Yeah. Like I was, don't take this the wrong way. Very surprised by you guys and Michael. Because it's like no one here is professional, a professional actor and you guys all really impressed me. Well, I mean, you can say that, but we've had a lot of experience acting.

I mean, this is, I mean, you know, I- You still surprised me. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. I appreciate that the The one thing that I do want to correct Which I talked a little bit about in that interview and they paraphrase me the interview Which upset me is one of the concerns that I think like the only like really negative stuff I've ever so far is from people who haven't seen it and they have these like expectations of They're worried about they're worried about it. They're not negative about it.

They're just concerned. And a big concern is like some people said that who saw the movie, oh, you're going to like it because it's got a lot of RT references in it and that everyone else went, well, no, what? It's like a big inside joke. Is that what the whole thing is like non-stop-intensive jokes? It absolutely is not. No.

There are, I think there's a difference between Ruchitid jokes and things that Ruchitid fans would recognize as references. Which is exactly the way we approach the movie. Is that? It's like Easter eggs. Yeah. It's stuff in the background. And so I get that a Ruchitid fan who notices all that stuff. Would say, oh yeah, there was a ton of references. None of the reviews talk about that stuff at all, about like, if you read, like, reviews from people who are critics professional critics Who don't know Ruchitita lore or whatever none of them reference at all Everything still made sense within the movie itself. There's no like there's no foreground stuff

I don't know how else to put that I also saw someone saying that oh, there's a lot of Ruchitita Inside jokes for example. There's a lot of RT cameos. It's like well, that's not an inside joke That's just using people from the company arty cameos it's like well that's not an inside joke that's just using people from the company has any they wouldn't even notice otherwise well it was a deliberate approach to because uh... you know we didn't want to make we didn't want to do two directions with it which is there's a lot of internet properties that are moving to movies

and some of them are kind of taking that like when the beetles and the monkeys make a movie and it's like here's the beetles doing something you know it's like the beetles movie it's like here's the Beatles doing something you know it's like the Beatles movie it's not like this scenario movie that happens to cast Rupert's people it's not like we walk out of the Rupert offices and something crazy happens to us you know it's the it's the Rupert's movie it's not Rupert the movie that's a great way to put it it's not Rupert the movie and we always I think we were pretty up front that it wasn't gonna be that the flip side of that is the college human movie that they made called coffee town

And I talked about a lot about this during the crowdfunding campaign I'm a big fan of college humor and I went and saw coffee town because it was college humor movie There was nobody from college humor in the movie like one dude That was it and he had like a like a 10 minute part in the whole thing And I was like what I was like I would love to see Streeter and Jake and a mirror and Sarah. I would love to see the movie. I watched part of that on Netflix or something. I didn't realize it was a college-y movie.

I was like, how are you? Is the lead, the guy from OE Sonny? Huh. Yeah. So we wanted to hit that middle ground where we have some Rochie people in it, but that we have some more household names, people like Alan and Colton and Allie.

But we were always planning it. We always said we're going to have cameos from people from russian that's but it's like and i get like there's one shot where there's a reaction and the zoom in a crowd and the person that there's been in on i think was trevor in that particular shot that we don't consider that to be a reference because someone watching the movie who doesn't know who Trevor is he's just an

extra uh... you know what's going to think like why they zoom in on that guy no one's gonna think like that that is totally for The research eat audience. So every movie that you watch or have watched ever is full of those references You probably just don't know them because you don't know the director personally. Yeah, like he would like people shove Easter eggs all over their own movies. Yeah, like when Matt worked on that Racy car movie, you know years ago driven. Yeah, yeah, he Had like himself dying one of the scenes like a tire falls on him or something. Yeah, if you didn't know Matt Yeah, you know, he didn't know he was doing the visual effects. You wouldn't know that was him like

Or like army darkness You know Sam Raimi has that one car in all of his movies if you don't know anything about the car It has no effect on you watching spider-man or Army of Darkness. You're not going to see the car and be like, some fishy about that car. Exactly. Yeah, like an example would be like there's a house and there's decorations within the house and there's like maybe a piece of art that looks like a Ruchitye thing. Yeah. I think that's the way that's the way. That's the way. I want to assure people, I'm trying to assure people that that we put in references there, but they're not foreground stuff. And you said it's like, it's not, it's the

Rishi's movie, it's not Rishi's The Movie. And I think that's a great way to say it. Yeah. We're starting to see it on the poster now. Yeah. Yeah. And what I was trying to tell people to assure them is that I would say that this is as much a movie about Rishi's teeth as red versus blue is a show about halo. And there's a lot of people when they see red versus blue, they go, oh, it's a, it's a show about Halo. And there's a lot of people when they see Red versus Blue, they go, oh, it's a show about Halo. It's like, has nothing to do with Halo. And nobody, it's like, people who probably enjoy Halo,

probably enjoy Red versus Blue a little bit more. But there's no like overt Halo jokes or Halo references or anything like that. The only thing I could think of would be the Puma joke. Or they say match Chief in the very first episode. Yeah, let's talk about it. After like 300 episodes, we look across the course of the whole thing. There's not much.

I mean, I remember watching my versus blue. I did like the occasional little reference to Halo, but it's absolutely not. You could never have played Halo and you could easily enjoy the entire TV. You hear the kind of person who watches Reversal Blue and in season six, you're like, boy, Blue Master Chief is pretty dumb. You know, And then that's the kind of person that would have trouble. Like, what is that?

What is that? What is that? There's that joke in season one where the announcer says blue team flag returned. And then it ends up being judged like, oh, sorry about that. It's just like a nice little reference to Hayley, but it's like, you don't, you don't need that tool. Yeah. Here, let me, uh, let me read this. You got it. You got it.

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So you can see Alan how in rich is a fucking insane person. Yeah, we got to hang out with him for a few We shot an episode of a show a hypothetical scenario show Jesus fuck Christ guys He's he's we might be insane. He really might be nuts. I love him so much. I love I've never seen such like a well-adjusted Insane Like he's just like he's so even you know killed he's so super He's like a nice guy on the planet and he has he really has no reason to be nice Honestly, he could be a complete until the best looking dude. Yeah, he could be a total asshole

And we would all just put up with it You know we would right look at that handsome devil look at that guy It's not fair Yeah, I mean to walk down the red carpet next to that you know That's like a much of trolls next time There was a picture actually someone took of us during a Q&A where it's like I was standing in such a way That it was Alan Richardson standing there and then Michael standing next to him.

And then Gavin was standing like a step back from Michael and I was standing a step back from Gavin. So we all look like we're the same height and we're like up to Alan's chest. It was like, we look like Alan and his little kid. There's a cool picture of, I think it's you Ashley, Matt and Anna, but the way it's positioned you and Matt have the crowns behind your head That's on the backdrop behind you and someone's like this is my favorite L-Ray logo. Oh the L-Ray logo. Oh, no, you and Matt have a crown on your head. Oh, that's funny

Yeah, I can see you there photo. Can I see it? It was on Reddit. It's on our separate. Oh, okay. Yeah, I pretty missed it Yeah, yeah, that's almost it I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so's a, I think it's been talked about before, like Alan went to high school with Toby Turner. It's like a weirdest coincidence ever. I didn't know that. They're the same age. And I think they are. Yeah, I think maybe Alan's like a year or two ahead of him. Oh wow. Maybe I don't even know. I don't even know. Toby actually did an interview with him, I think for Blue Mountain State. And he kind of surprised Alan. You see like the confusion, I was like, Toby, what are you doing here? It's like, what are you, it's like, I'm here to interview you. It's for this press junket thing. It's a really funny moment that they have. They have a, they're, I guess, similar in sense of humor that

really like outrageous over the top. A lot of questions, of course, coming in will there be a premiere in this place? Will the, the, the, it'll be available in theaters here? I would say probably, you know, a movie like Laser Team. It's probably, you know, if we can get to the point where we have a theatrical distribution for Laser Team, I would assume a good amount of theaters, a really good amount of theaters for us would be... That's the picture.

...200 and fit. Oh, with the crowns, yeah, look at that. That's right. Oh, honest, I'm in the... That's really funny. We actually laughing away. It's so cute. But, uh, yeah, so it's like, I would say it's going to be you know places in like

major more major metropolitan areas. We definitely know we're gonna do something in Canada. We definitely know we're gonna do something in Australia. We want to do something in the UK. So hopefully we can figure something out. And then you know we can always do something like we take the movie and we go on a tour with it too. You know that's always a fun thing to do. I tell them we're just gonna talk about how awesome it is. The Derek Comedy guys did that with their movie. I thought that was a really cool approach do. I tell them we're just gonna talk about how awesome it is. The Derek Comedy guys did that with their movie. Um, I thought that was a really cool approach. What's it called?

Mystery team. Mystery team. That's right. Mystery team. I heard that about that. That was a, those guys are funny. I love to see those guys do something. You have DC Pearson is doing tons of stuff and of course Donald Glover is like everywhere. What about laser team? Me? It's mystery team. I would do it. I would do with Donald Glover number 10 seconds. Mystery team. Major team. Major team. Stop it.

This is Bob's round. I'm trying to do this. Barbara. There's a reason I'm not trying. There's no, I can be done here. I've already written it off. Yeah. My brain didn't even try to form.

Let me check my notes and see. But we haven't talked about that. Which invention that the podcast live stream is going to be available to be replayed tomorrow, starting at 11 a.m. Go ahead. What is this? So the podcast will be available for replay earlier than typical. I'm right.

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It'll be in the next update. But it's available on the website. I think RTES went up like at 9 p.m. last night. Oh, what? Like almost right after it was done. Wow. Wow. So when I hook a barber up to this thing for the, yeah.

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