Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Gang Jinxes RTX - #504

Episode Date: August 7, 2018

Join Gus Sorola, Blaine Gibson, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Burnie Burns as they discuss learning to drive, RTX, the fan jet, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. There are a lot of people out there. Hello. Welcome to the receive podcast brought to you by RTX. I'm just. No other sponsors this week, that's it. No, no, that's it.T.X. I'm Gus.

No other sponsors this week, that's it? No, that's it. Okay. Hey, have you seen the RST store? It's awesome. There you go. I'm Gus. I'm Blaine.

I'm Gavin. I'm Barbara. I am Bernie. And I'm Gus. So I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing, but this is probably one of the most panelish Podcasts that we've had I'm a little worried why

Because you're so far away. Oh, is that what it is you want to be closer to me? You guys want to squish in? Let's mush mush mush mush mush I'm not gonna move the audio guys gonna be furious when we're on each other's minds. I'll come to you, Evan. Got it. Guys, I met Scrappy the Dog. Me too. He's adorable. I've been wanting to meet this dog for like two years.

Is Darcelle's dog? What's that? Who Scrappy's owners? Is it Darcelle? Darcelle and Mike. They have Scrappy the Dog at the filthy casual booth and I think for two years I've been stalking this dog online wanting to meet it and I finally got to meet him in person and it was everything I could possibly go for. He looks

like an old man that was cursed by a witch to a life-wood as a dog and he's just like all the time like this. But Gus has a picture that he took with him I don't think I've ever seen Gus that genuinely happy. That was so happy to finally meet him. He's awesome. Did you give it to them to show on the screen or do we not get that? No, no, no.

Oh. That's private. OK. That's for the Gus collection. So I am actually super happy about this podcast because this podcast is going to settle one of the longest bets I think in the history of the company. Uh-oh.

You all, I don't know if some of you might remember, he's been in videos before, my son, JD. There was a long standing bet whether or not my son, who when we started Rochelle was one, was going to get a driver's license. God damn it. For Gavin Free. Did he do it? JD, JD, can you come out? There he is. How's it going?

There you go. That's amazing. Thanks dude. Perfect, thanks dude. What is the bet? What does he have to do now? I'm pretty sure Gavin knows JD like a million dollars. I think I saw when I was leaving the office the other day I was driving next to you. It's a two-lane road there and I looked over in your car And I saw you in the passenger seat and JD driving and I thought oh shit it happens. Yeah, like it was like oh my oh my god

It's really happening. It really happened was I riding in the passenger seat like this? It is really it's intense Teaching someone how to drive and it makes me a way more Patient driver now because I realized when people are honking it. I can't do it on purpose It always does it on accident. What what what did what did you say to create that, patient? Patient. It makes me a way more patient driver can't do it. I can't do it. One day I'll discover how to get that whistle to happen on my own.

Thank you. But yeah, it's like, you know, as a new driver, he, you know, when especially when you first started, he tended to drive a little bit slower, you know, and take things a little more carefully. Maybe sometimes below this speed limit. And I'm always just waiting for someone to honk. No one really ever has, and they usually can go around or something like that.

It also helps that I live in a neighborhood where people for some reason drive 10 miles an hour, and I don't know why that is. Do you live in a neighborhood with a lot of old people? I do. There's a lot of old people. Well, look what you're talking to, Barbara. Yeah, FYI, I'm an old person. So is the car you're teaching him in, you're Tesla?

Because isn't that like using cheat codes for your driving experience? I feel like that would be like starting on the boss fight. It's Tesla? Yeah. Yeah, Gavin's right, because there's so much acceleration with an electric car in general. Do you find that with, you have an electric car now, Gus?

Yes. Are you still, it catches just be surprised every now and then? Adjusting to it, because it's just the way an electric motor works. It just has a ton of accelerators. Yeah, and when you are, how does it work? It's all electrons and, does it set off?

They feed the hamster. Yeah. But one of the mistakes you make when you're a new driver is you can panic and you press the accelerator when you're meeting to press the brake, you're like you're out of panic, you press it. So there was one time when I thought we were going to go through the front of a bank. We were in a parking lot, a pranks thing, but other than that we were okay.

It's been really a surprisingly seamless. So you want to teach me next? No. Do you want to learn to drive? Well, do you want to learn to drive? Well, I did but I've never driven here if you could have one person from Rissarty teach you how to drive who would you choose? All right, who who should shit that pants Michael Michael I heard someone say JD I like that I like that idea. Ah, that's great.

Get JD to do it. How would Michael teach you to drive? Would he just run you over enough time so you figure out how a car operates? I think you drove my old car in the parking lot once and I was like, okay, now you're going to switch it into drive and you're like, you have to put your foot on the brake and you didn't even know that. I've never driven an automatic It wasn't even an automatic jgavin. It was a or was it? It was

You don't know your own car. It's automatic You love your car. You don't have to drive a stick bleed. Yeah, my Jeep is a stick. Yeah Are you sure? Yeah, because I put out like twice the amount of pollution that you guys cars Like it eliminates so I'm basically canceling you guys out I've been having driving a stick doesn't mean you put out like twice the amount of pollution that you guys as cars like it eliminates. So I'm basically canceling you guys out. Having a stick doesn't mean you put out more pollution. Well, I mean, compared to an electric car. But my Jeep is like a... But he's saying twice as much as the normal car.

But it's because my Jeep's old and like it just smokes up the road. There you go. I just bun barrels of gasoline just to make up for everyone else's. I don't even have a car. Just brazier. Why do you have gorilla glue?

Oh, my PA snuck me this gorilla glue for. For what? Nothing. Don't worry about it. Jesus. I just had to take it out because I almost sat on it and ruptured it in my pocket. I'm just worried about you taking super glue on a panel.

I don't think you can huff this kind of glue. Not worried about your huffing it. Oh. I'm worried about not being able to let this cup go at some point during the evening. I'm the only one that can leave at the end, yeah. I really want you to accidentally glue your dick to your leg. Glue my dick to my leg.

Yeah, like I really want you to do that. What do you think my dick is? On my back pocket? Wait, oh, I guess you wouldn't put in your front pocket. Why, yeah, no. I think your genitals have been through worse than that though. And glue? Yeah.

Did you have like a testy fun times? Yeah. Exploded nut. Ah. Good times. It had really exploded. About half the crowd groaned. Yeah.

When you guys, aside of course from Gavin, when you guys got your license for the first time, did you get it day one of when you were able to get it from you? It was 16, I don't know what it is in Canada. Like a physical license? I went and got my driver's license the day I turned 16. Gus, I'm assuming you did the same thing. The day I don't remember.

I got, I don't remember it at all. Really? When you take your driver's ed? I took driver's ed, but I don't remember the process of getting the first license. I took driver's ed and I don't remember if I got it immediately or if I had to wait. Really? I'm amazed because a lot of the younger generation, usually the Michael Gavin, they just wait till they're like, thirght to do it. So I was kind of curious, show of hands, we're just talking about automatic or manual transmission for driving who show of hands who in here can drive a stick

It's actually pretty impressive pretty good See the other half you'd be fucked in the zombie apocalypse when you jump in and you're like, oh Christ I don't know if I got my license right away. I learned Dude, I couldn't get away from my parents fast enough. I was like I ain't gone. I got my license right away. I learned, dude, I couldn't get away from my parents fast enough. I was like, in a car and gone. I learned how to drive on a manual transmission. And the first vehicle my parents got for me was this little manual transmission truck. And I told them, like, I don't know how to drive a manual.

Like, how can I drive this thing? And they told me, you'll learn. Really? And I had to practice driving around the block I lived in repeatedly, over and over, before I finally got the hang of it. And I took, when I finally felt confident enough, I offered to take two of my friends to the local, we had one Burger King in town.

I was like, I'll take you guys to Burger King. One of those guys was Frank. And Frank who's the DM for Heroes and Halfwits. And they got in the truck, and I drove down the road. It was Burger King that was only like maybe two miles away from my house. It was such a bad drive that when we got out of the car, Frank started kissing the parking lot.

Because he said he thought he was going to die in that truck. What did you do? It was just very jerky. Yeah, back and forth. And let him go to the clutch too fast. Right, kept dying. And I did not have the mastery of the vehicle. I failed my first driver's test, the on-road one.

Really? Because I was an idiot. And when you come up to a red light, you're supposed to treat it as a stop sign, come to a full stop, look, and then go. If you're turning right. Right. Didn't know that.

Yeah. And so I kind of just did a rolling stop and continue when I saw there was no cars. Automatic fail. If you basically break a law, yeah. Automatic fail. So I cried a lot. And then my brother made fun of me.

Drive ever for the rest of your life? No. OK. I'm not Gavin. So I wasn't too worried about it. Are there any ghost signs? What? I think the default is the road is the ghost sign.

Like your default state is go until you're told otherwise. Well, I think a speed limit sign is a how much go like it's a measure. Go this amount. Don't go any more than that. I bet somewhere on some road is just a sign that says go somewhere. Yeah. Yeah, probably like the city of go. Yeah.

What would it be? It would be like a green circle. Right, that's got to be go, right? No, I'm actually going. Like a green circle with white text that of go. Yeah. What would it be? Would it be like a green circle? Right. That's got to be go, right? Now I'm imagining that. Like a green circle with white text that says go. Yeah. That's what we're looking for. I'm imagining going up to like an intersection

where there you'd be stop sign, and instead it's a green go sign, and people just floor it. No, that's a go fast sign. There's going to be a piece of road where people stop, but you don't need to. So they have to put a go sign. I think that would be a piece of road where people stop, but you don't need to. So they have to put a go sign. I think that would be a situation for it. They need a million go signs in Austin then. Yeah.

Yeah. People stop all the time for no reason. So, how many of you, I promise, this won't be a night of polls, but how many of you show of hands are from out of town? Okay. A better question. This is the number of people that sent me photos on Twitter of airport construction.

I'm done with it. I've seen it. I see it all the time. Did you see airport construction? Yeah. Yeah. And did you start in another airport magically? Exactly.

They all started in another airport. Exactly. They were in a, okay, I'm done. All right, That's it Did you just argue against you? He did he totally did no no no. I used to want to go down the rabbit hole I was saying they started another airport now they're here They didn't see construction of the other airport because they live in that mouth

They didn't answer that how do I student how many of you saw construction at the other airport? Your town sucks. First of all, you're lying. You don't have to lie for Gus. You have to lie for me and make me right. Well, while we're taking polls, the problem is now, there's parts of the airport I don't go to. They were sending me pictures of Barbara of other parts of the airport with construction. Now I'm mad about parts of the airport I don't go to. They were sending me pictures of Barbara of other parts of the airport with construction. Now I'm mad about parts of the airport I never even go into. But why would you be more mad if the airport didn't work?

What's that? The airport still works. You can still get in there. If they don't have construction, then the airport stops working. Yeah, it's over capacity. Or like the door is full enough. They just build it right the first time, Betfix said. Barbara, you had a hole and give us out of this.

No, it's okay. I was just gonna ask, who here peas in the shower? Wait, you already said you were right about that, and podcast 500. I know, I just wanted to double down. Who here specifically peas in Barbara's shower? Who does that? It's fun.

Dude. It looks so exciting. It looks like from somewhere tweeting me this. Who is this underscore Eleanor Wright? Are you out there? No, are you watching on the livestream? She tweeted me a ghost sign. You're people in the front row can see it.

You're other people decided to take our word for it. But what does that word say? I knew it. Symbol at the bottom. It looks like one of the religions in Civ VI is what that symbol looks like. I believe that's Chinese. Oh, is it China?

Yeah. They are a civilization that checks out. That's that weird symbol. I believe it's a word. It probably means go if I had to assume. Yeah, a good guess. Can I say something without jinxing anything? I'd say that's all right.

Yes. I feel like, I feel like this RTX is going really well. I forgot we were live streaming this panel. We're about to get swatted, I bet, here. But it does seem like, say that. Why would you? We've informed the SWAT team that there is an event here. It does seem like, the funnier, why would you? We've informed this lot team that there is an event here.

So hopefully we're in the clear. God damn it. I gotta go backstage now. Start making phone calls. But it does feel like there's an RTX. We talked about this last week, I think, is that there's always something that happens that we kind of have to figure out how to adjust you

or roll with the punches. Kind of part of the course of any event you plan. Yeah, but the cheer seems like it's okay. Like it's just, yeah. Knock knock knock. How are the metal detectors this year? You all are cheering for metal detectors. How far are we below your expectations? How far we've come?

Oh, what a year ago. Oh yeah, I got it. got a glass of something on her. Oh, yeah, are the Tiki glasses not for sale? No, I don't I don't think they're in stock yet. Somebody's getting fired. Did a Eric can probably vouch for this but Michael told me a story. It hasn't come out yet They pre-recorded off topic and the post show and I brought them to Tiki glasses to the post show for off topic, which will air on Sunday. And they did the same thing I did where they kept saying for the rest of the post show, I'm taking this one,

Trevor's like I'm taking this one. And Eric kept shouting, don't take them, they're prototypes. And afterwards Michael had two of them and he's walking away and Eric goes, where are you going? I told you I'm going to take these and Eric says no, they're prototypes. And the way Michael describes it, he goes, all right, well if I can't have him. And Eric, when he goes like this, Eric goes, yeah! And then Michael's description fell to his knees on the ground screaming. So, but didn't smash them. It's probably like the only order Eric was given.

Like make sure when we give you these glasses, no one takes them, no one damages them. Yeah. If anything happens, you're out of a job. I want to say to you that don't drink it work mug. After we went through the whole hubbub. I don't know, do we have him here? Do we sell him the stuff? I saw a couple.

But I saw one of them right after we had the discussion about me stealing the prototype. I literally just saw one sitting on a table in the break room. So I feel like I didn't sabotage the company. We actually stole that from Hannah. We took it back. How long ago did you send it to Hannah? Like a week ago. Oh, OK. Was it a long ago at all. I thought it was a lot longer. I think they I did steal a prototype that did actually happen

I think they think that's the one I sent to Hannah, but I got Ali gave me a different one and I sent that to Hannah So I think I'm in the clear. I think I'm free of blame. You're in the clear at the company started You're not gonna get any trouble dude, I don't want to mess around. They can find me. What could they do? Could they fire me? I could be fired, right? Could I be fired? I mean, you could try. I got really? I was walking around with, I think it was talking with you. We were walking around with our PA's yesterday and you asked me a question about getting something done. I said, yeah, just tell your PA to do it. And I think it was your PA reply to us.

Yeah, Bethany said the rules don't apply to you. It's true. But words in her mouth. Who came for you, Matt and Ezra? Probably. I think so, Joel. I mean, I'm pretty objective. I could fire myself.

I'd be like, yeah, I really fucked that up. Would you give yourself a meeting at the end? I do feel like, would you give yourself a good reference? I feel like at this point in life, if we're all on Twitter long enough, we're all going to get fired, because it seems like just wait eventually and you'll get fired for being on Twitter. So that's how it'll go down.

What's the best strategy for that? Should we just post stuff to social media and then a month later delete it? You want to know record? I can just post something Twitter see if I get fired during the podcast. Like when we ever have a hundred tweets. Well we can be fired for tweeting. Like five minutes ago. Uh, the RTX is going really well. Pink slip in the back. Yeah. Okay, I'll be right back. I'm going to try to swap this panel. I'll be right back. Jesus, you just doubling down just leaning into it. No, it's fine for the moment. We'll see.

I think we've stuck my foot in my mouth about that on the panel before too or on the podcast. Yeah, I mean keep doing it. Yeah, just keep doubling and doubling down. Yeah. I don't know how about I talk about something good instead. Are you gonna add? No, Jack wanted me to mention something, it's not an ad. Wow. Jack just will ask me to mention something. I just want to say it's nice to know you have really shitty segways for normal conversations, too.

That's great. I'm trying to get you to stop talking about that. Is that a shitty segway to get you to just talk about the thing you can say in over and over? No. Any segway is good to get you to stop talking about that. Dude, I've had to put up with a two-gust joke for like 12 years. You can put up with your jacket.

Thank you. That portion of the audience is my favorite right over there. That gets you nothing at all. So right now there's a charity drive going on. If you go to omays.com slash rooster teeth, apparently Jack is working with omays. And the prize is you can get drawn into Camp Camp and get a visit to the Rooster Teeth office and meet some of the animators. And if you enter before August 27th, you get a chance to go to RTX London with a friend

as well. Jesus. Wow. So the campaign itself goes to September 27th, but the RKX London portion goes to August 27th. So we visit omaze.com slash research teeth. It's going to go towards extra life. It's all for charity. You know, that's like kind of the thing that Jack owns at RRUSH-T-T.

And he really wanted me to mention it since we have such a big audience. So I'll make sure you check it out, after we're done with the podcast. I like the idea of you trying to win that contest just to get in Camcam. Just to get a cast in Camcam? Yeah. I actually applied for a job at Rupert's Teeve Lens while I worked here and I didn't get it. But yeah. The first did like a role in marketing and I was like, I've never applied for a job here.

Yeah. And I got a real serious response like, thanks for your application blah blah. You know what I'm saying? I think those are automatic. Yeah. Did you use your actual name like Gavin free? I used my Rupert's Teeve email to send the application. You know what right? I think those are automatic. Yeah. Did you use your actual Gavin free? I used my, I used my Rooza TV email to send the application.

But don't you like that Gavin? I mean, don't you like working in a company that's too smart to hire you? That seems like a good thing. I think that's the best, yeah, that's the best place I could possibly be. Yeah. So there was a Barbie you were on the mega panel for animation. Were you on that one?

No, I was at the blood fest screening watching blood fest. Yeah, you guys are there. That was like side note, probably one of the best fan reactions to anything we've ever premiered ever anywhere. So everyone who came out, thank you so much. It was incredible. Yeah, Matt just said the same thing. He said the audience reaction was just absolutely incredible to it. Yeah, that's awesome. Can we say anything about like when people can see it or anything? Yeah, there's phantom events. So it's like a one night screening. I think 600 theaters around the US and Canada August 14th tickets are available's gonna be available in select theaters and digitally at the end of August and then I think we also just announced that it's gonna be available on DVD and Blu-ray at the beginning of October.

Nice. Are we gonna get the Gus deleted scenes on the DVD and Blu-ray? Sorry bud. I think you are actually. Good. Yeah. I want an option actually. Good. Yeah. I want an option on the Blu-ray to play the Gus version of the film. It's like just Gus of Gus list.

It's like, and you get the film as it was intended to be viewed with all of the Gus scenes cut into the film. Well I don't want to spoil anything but they cut together a short film with only your scenes. It's funny you say that because when they cut me from the movie on my birthday, they tried to console me by saying, oh, we can cut together a special thing on the DVD and we can have you go back out and film some more stuff for this extra. It was like, no, no, fuck you talking about. Say what intimate you do more work.

You should do an audio commentary for your short film there. I should do an audio commentary for the film. I'd be like, yeah, this scene would have been a lot better if I was right there. Did you survive at all? Like, at all? Is there anything where you're in any frame with some? No.

Wow. Are you in the credits? What's up? Wow. Are you in the credits? It's funny because I was excited about it because almost all of my scenes are by myself. Right. And I thought, that's like your dream. It's like to be in a movie and it's just you. And it's like, that's awesome.

Like the camera is literally just on my face. It's like, it's awesome. But that's why it was so easy to cut me. Yeah. Because it was just me. There was nobody else. No continuity issues cutting you out. So did you just not affect the plot in any way? I did, but they cut around that. The movie, the movie, it works really hard to get you out of the movie. The movie ended slightly differently with me, but then like the ending changed a little bit

since I wasn't in any of the other film. There's a lot of really great cameos though in the movie, which the audience last night absolutely loved. I don't want to spoil anything, but there might be some people up here that you'll see, and maybe one that you won't. Yeah. Up here?

Yeah. We don't call them Gus's deleted scenes now. We just call them Gus's scenes. It's just understood. You know, there was another cool thing to say. There's a red, not really, I wouldn't say spoilers, but definitely some of the names that you're talking about. I read, the people were talking about those on Twitter. The one thing that's really amazed by was we had at the, did anyone go to the animation mega panel did So there was a video that was given to us that was recorded by very handsome gentleman who's going to be the lead in Genloch Mr. Michael B. Jordan recorded a video

As an insert us some stuff and he said in the video, but this is a secret so keep it a secret He's sure to do some stuff and he said in the video, but this is a secret, so keep it a secret. Literally everyone in an audience of 5,000 people somehow kept that a secret. Like no one has talked about that at all. So you guys are an amazing audience, but I get to break it on the podcast and say, yeah, might go be Jordan recorded this really awesome video. And hopefully if you go to a different animation panel, maybe you'll be able to see it at that and I would definitely do it. It was amazing. It was so surreal hearing him talk about RTX and talk about like doing voice over with Gray and like name all these people that he's worked with. It's like those are my friends. I know those people. Yeah.

And then they showed a clip from it as well. What I think is if I'm not mistaken it's one of the first clips that has David Tenet as a voice in Gen-Law. Yes. And Monica Riel. Dude, so some of these things, they take a long time to kind of work out before you announce them. And we knew about some of these things as much as like four or five months in advance. Well, we were trying to keep it as quiet as possible.

But I knew about the David Tennant one pretty early, and Ashley is a huge Doctor Who fan. He was the best Doctor. I agree. I give a shit was the best doctor. I agree. I give a shit what he was. I agree. But it was like when Ashley when I just told her at home when I'd go, yeah, we have an ounce of yeah, but David Tennant looks like he's going to be able to do a voice and she's like, David Tennant, I see that. I thought I had to was going to have to hit her with like a bucket of ice water. I mean, it was like, she got really excited by it. We also made some other announcements yesterday

for the cast of Jen Locke, and we have one of the voice actors, sorry, on stage with us, say Mr. Blaine. It's me. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I sure do. No pressure, dude. Chad and I are freaking out because we've

been like slacking each other and texting each other back and forth about how nerve-wracking it is to go into recording booth, and then they're like, all right, we're going to place some of the other voice actors and you can bounce off of them for performance and then you hear, like, Doctor Who, Killmonger, Dakota Fanning, whatever character she plays. And you're just like, ah, like, yeah, I hope we live up to the expectation because it's a phenomenal cast. You'll be great, Blaine.

Thanks, man. Thanks man Yeah, but great is team. They've been killing it your character that you posted a picture of him He kind of looks like you a little bit. Yeah, was that intentional? I don't know, but I want to cosplay as him because he's a handsome looking dude He's got cool coin he flips and like I can I'm down to that. Can you flip a coin? Yeah, oh, I can flip a shit of a coin Whip one up. Can you call it like you know like can you flip ahead every time? Yeah, totally give me a coin. I'll do it right now Do you not to give me coins? Yeah, it's a super exciting though I'm trying to do what else did they do with the animation panel?

I unfortunately had to hop out for wearables Great we kept the stupid racial slurs down to him in a moment Airwals and get the one coming out. So. How'd that go? Great. We kept the stupid racial slurs down to them in a moment. Good for you. Good for everybody. RTX is going really good. Really good. Yeah.

So I think I set this last year when we had the podcast panel in here. But every year, I think about the growth of RTX. And I think about everything that we've done over the past seven years now. And for those of you sitting in this room right now, the first RTX, or the second RTX, the first one in the convention center was in this hall.

It filled this hall. In fact, it didn't even fill this hall. We had to kind of put pipe and drape over here to kind of cut it off and make it seem a little bit smaller. And the number of people that are sitting out here right now, like, you are more than the number of attendees that were at the first RTX in the convention center. And that bathroom right there is where the guy asked me for an autograph when I was peeing at the urinal.

It was right in there. Guys, we'll be doing autograph signings after the podcast. Yeah, so afterwards, if you want to meet me, I'll be right over there. I wonder what that guy's doing. Do you think he ever hears the podcast and realizes you're talking about? Oh, I never thought about that until right now. What if he's here?

What is he here? I, no. No. You just like a roll of toilet paper in Sharpe. He's like, eh. Who is the urinal? You just toilet paper at the urinal? Oh, I don't know.

It's your dab? I actually do dab, yeah. Don't you like get the rest of the,inals? Oh, I don't know. It's due to app. I actually do, dab. Yeah. Don't you like get the rest of the, you know? You don't have it. No, no, wait, wait, let him explain. Go ahead. What?

Oh, yeah, you get the pp out. Otherwise, you clean off the, because there's sometimes something. So you like wind it into like a spike and jam it in? Oh, god. No. I even cringed to death. How do you get the rest of it out?

No like typically what I'll do is like if someone's in the bathroom with me I'll pull out a roll of toilet paper and it's like they know that I'm pulling out toilet paper but they can see that I'm not shooting so I'm gonna blow my nose and act like that's what the toilet paper is for. So you acknowledge that it's weird and you're trying to hide it by pretending to blow your nose? Yeah, but now everybody knows what's the fucking point. So when do you get the toilet paper before or after? Well, I've actually gotten it to where I can balance on one foot while still taking a pee and lean down to grab the toilet paper, while I'm peeing. Why not just throw toilet paper in reach of a... Your rhinos.

That's why I don't go to your rhinos. I go to the stall. Why are you doing it at the same time? Why don't you just get it first? Uh... Because that's just not... You of all people should know that's not efficient, you gotta like maximize your time, minimize the amount of time that you're in the bathroom stall.

You, we're talking about like two seconds here dude. It's, I mean two seconds. I mean, you gotta point, you don't wipe as the shit's coming out. You do? Yeah, I got, so I feel, you gotta say it was like I've been doing it wrong all along. No, there's a story I want to tell about, I don't know how to tell it. Just give it your best bet right now. I had a problem in the bathroom this morning.

Oh my God. I went to the bathroom to do my business and I couldn't get the toilet paper to unfurl. It was like one of those industrial public bathrooms, a toilet roll dispenser for this two of them, and it was in an awkward position, and the one that was available was a new roll, and I couldn't get the toilet paper cleanly off of it. Like it was stuck in the surface.

Like part of it was stuck and it was trailing in. So as I pulled it, like the amount of toilet pair I pulled out got smaller and smaller, like it would taper off. And I couldn't reach down there and get it. Why didn't you use this floss? I could have done that. So I was in there for an inordinate, like a really long amount of time fighting with this toilet paper roll trying to finish my business. And when I finally came out, there was someone waiting like to get into the bathroom. I was like, the toilet roll dispenser was broken.

Like I was like, I was trying to justify why I was in there for so long. Just hands are covered in brown. I don't know what happened. But I've never encountered that before where it's like, there's a problem just trying to get the toilet paper. Do you water do you, Deb? Or sorry, do you water do you fold?

Fold. Yeah, I'm not an animal. I have a, I have probably the most disgusting story that's ever happened to me in a hotel room. Gavin, you might want to earmuff yourself. So. You're like, shit, a piece of bread or something? No, it's just something.

This isn't. This isn't something that I thought I wouldn't want to ever tell on the podcast because I felt everyone would just be instantly. Hi, Mr. Mrs. Dunkelman. How are you guys doing? How's you guys doing? This is RTX going. It's not me personally.

OK, so I stayed in the hotel room a couple weeks ago for a convention. And whenever I go into a hotel room, I put the floor mat down in the bathroom because the floor is cold and my foot's these are sensitive. So I put it down. And then I went to the convention during the day and I came back and I went into the bathroom and I showered and then I wanted to put the towel up to dry it and when I did, the underside of the towel was brown.

And I noticed that I guess the person in the room before me somehow had shit on the floor. And... Let me... Oh! God, damn. Oh! Oh! Oh! And I guess the towel had picked them up. So I had to be switched to a different room.

Yeah, you did. Yeah. Maybe they just walked through a really muddy field that had happened to have cornflakes and other things. You never know. Sorry. Oh my god. I don't know what to say to that.

How do you follow that? Oh, so I don't know how it happened or how the cleaning crew. When you called the front desk, how did you approach this? What did you say? We have an emergency. You play the front desk guy. All right. Thank you for saying shitty hotel. Is it Gus? How did you approach this? What did you say? Yeah. We have an emergency. See? You play the front desk guy. All right.

Thank you for saying shitty hotel. Is it us? How can I help you? Hi. Yeah. I was wondering if you guys had any other rooms available? Yeah. We have plenty of availability tonight. How can I help you? Yeah. I'm going to need to be switched immediately. There seems to be bits of shit on my floor. Oh.

How do you say bits of shit? Oh, I'm terribly sorry. Are you positive? That's what's on the floor? No, they just sit away, so I switched. I think they take her in a word on that one. Yeah, have you smelled it? Did you, you didn't even clarify that it wasn't yours?

It wasn't mine! I know, I mean it wasn't mine! They don't know. Wouldn't that be implied? Yeah, it was like the same day that I checked in. Okay. Yeah. No.

Like, I don't justify them for missing it, but the color of the floor was the exact same color as the shit. That's a design floor right there. I think the real the floor was all shit. Every hotel I check into from now on, I always look at the color of the bathroom floor to make sure that I'm okay. Really now you're scarred for life.

Yeah. The real question is, what monster shits on the floor, picks it up with a towel and refolds the towel. No, no. She just said it down on the floor and itolds the towel. No. No. She just said it down on the floor and it picked it up. I see what you're saying. So Barbara's the monster in your scenario who is like putting shit over towels.

No, it's when I picked up the towel I saw that it was brown. Hey, lucky you didn't step on it with your own foot by the way. Believe me, I thought about that a thousand times and I said, thank God I put this down and it's- You had to walk across the bathroom to get the mat though. No, it was right at the front. Yeah, I don't know. I think you I think I should probably check all my socks. Yeah I don't know I don't think I've ever had like a weird bad experience in a hotel.

Maybe just not paying attention. How is that possible? You see it? The hotel's what? I don't know where you're staying. I just can't stop thinking about the fact that I own brown socks and now I want to throw it away. I'm absolutely going to check about the fact that I own brown socks, and now I want to throw it away. I'm absolutely going to check my bathroom floor

when I get home now. Or back to the hotel. Did someone not put their butthole completely in the toilet when they were shitting? How do people get shit in other places that are not in the toilet? When you guys go in a public restroom, and they're shit up the toilet,

if I'm taking, I guess the theory, he probably pooped his pants and when he like pulled him down it just kind of rolled out. His cargo left. It's like PUBG. Where we dropping boys? Have you guys, I parked at, there's a new hotel built right next to the convention center and I parked over there the day before but I walked across, they have a skybridge that connects it. Have you guys walked on that skybridge? Yeah, it's pretty fucking nuts.

It's like three stories up. Two stories. Yeah, but it's over a creek. So the creek adds another story. It might be two stories to see that. It is not over a creek. It's over a road. What's the story about? So how many how many stories Down is the bottom of the Grand Canyon? It's a good question. It's probably like 70 floors. Okay.

They just build an elevator in the Grand Canyon. How deep is the Grand Canyon? As deep as your love. Thanks Siri, you're a piece of shit. I mean, none of this helps me at all. They didn't answer it. 277 miles long? That's not, no.

Great, cool. Attains a depth of over a mile Is that even right? I don't trust you can we just convert stories to miles Ten is a 10 feet per floor roughly. I think a stories relative is story and actual measurement is it? 110 Is it? It's rough to drop me 10. 110 feet? Stories. She's answering the original question. Why are you trying to convert stories into miles and then into feet? I don't know. I just can't stop being really just hit on my floor.

I know. You're disgusting. Have you ever gone to the Grand Canyon, like hiked down into it? I've been there twice. I didn't know when I was a kid. Yeah. I would never go back. Do you think it's deep in now? By, yeah, I guess it is. On a relative basis, you know?

I've always wondered how more people don't die going to the Grand Canyon. Or people who like get drunk on cruise ships don't fall over the edge. Like, how does that not happen more? I think that happens. The cruise ship thing does happen. Yeah.

You'd be shocked. I mean, it doesn't happen all the time, but you'd be shocked at how frequently it does happen. Or people just die on cruise ships. I've read that it's a completely accepted thing that there are some people who reach a point in their lives where they basically cash in their life savings and then they just get on a boat and stand

about for the rest of their life. That they're like, they're 85 and they think, I probably have a couple years left and maybe they don't. And so they have morgues on these ships where they store the dead bodies. Why is the cat bad really fast? Sorry, everybody. Why would you want to die on a boat? I don't want to die anywhere.

I don't know. Was that a pine? I don't know. I guess it's just everything's there and it's super convenient. Everything's there, yeah. You can have a morgue. A lot of shrimp, that's what I would go for. You're just guaranteeing that you're going to die away from your family.

I guess I didn't interview the people, so I don't know the motivations in particular. I feel like that's how Gus is going to want to go out, is just to inconvenience everyone else, even beyond the grave. He'll die in a foreign country so that they have to ship the body back. I've got to die in international waters. No, I don't care. I have no connection to the physical body. I feel like once you die, who cares?

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Siempre encontrarás una cerca, incluso a última hora, de la serba tu próximo viaje... ¡Ya! Airbus A380 in the configuration that Singapore Airlines has. They have a compartment set aside for in case someone dies on the flight. Wow. A place to store a body. Is that overhead? Yeah, because you got to pay 25 bucks if you want to put it in the, in the, in the store.

You got to make sure that you fit in the little carry on thing. Your body must be this big. Eyes overweight, you got to pay extra. I mean, you make sense. You got to kind of plan for that, but it seems morbid to make that plan. It's like the people who design self-driving cars have to write computer algorithms to decide who the car runs into and who it doesn't run into in a situation where it has to make a choice.

Right. Like, here's a group of five people, here's one person. Can't just stop. What? Stopping would be the first time. But you have to stop at a specific direction I guess. Which people do I accelerate to? Yeah. I mean you can't you can't interview them. Will that backfire on us? Are we teaching AI who we value the most? Wow. And really what we're teaching

them yeah. Yeah and then if they become sentient they know who to go after. I don't like this. Yeah, wow. Yeah, I didn't think about it until right now. I just blew my own mind. No. Does it ever freak you out? Like you have a smart home, right? That your house is just covered in listening devices. I don't have any devices that listen. You don't have like a Google home or echo? I don't like this. You know how you just told to your phone? I didn't. I had to hold down the button. I disabled the functionality where you can talk to it. Actually, Alana was sleeping into the phone. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What? You did what with your phone? You know, there's a phrase you can say to make your phone acknowledge you and start listening. Yeah. I disabled that.

I feel like it's still a microphone. It is a microphone. You have to have a phone. Even if you have a landline, you have a microphone in your house. I thought you turned your phone into like a walkie-talkie where you have to press a button to talk. A lot of us sleeping in today and I was trying to wake her up. It was like fucking 1230 and I don't know how she was still sleeping. She wasn't answering your phone. She wasn't answering your text and I realized that I have echoes throughout my house or my apartment. So I pulled up Spotify and then what's that system of a down song where it's like wake up and he's chop suey, right? So I like I pulled that up clicked everywhere and then I turned it to max volume and like I watched as it pause and then a text came up and she was like I'm awake. Thank you Wow, what are you doing? Start to the day That's a great use for that. It's it. It's worked twice now. I think the other

day I woke her up with like iron maiden or something like that. I'd be grateful if somebody did that to me. I'd wake up pumped a shit. I really love the Alexa, the Amazon Echo, because it entertains me when I'm home alone and I have nothing to do. And I just go, Alexa, tell me a joke. You. What? Nah, it's fine. It's a little bit sad. It's a little bit sad. Sometimes, like, if I just need to hear someone talk to me, I'll ask her the weather a couple times.

I'm now just like, just call me. No! You wouldn't answer a phone call from me? I, there's like a 70% chance I would. What's that other 30 happening there? Yeah. And then I will talk to my Alexa, ask it for a joke and relay it to you. Thank you.

You steal material from Alexa. What kind of... Anyone could just do an entire stand-up set based on jokes it led from a like, the radio? That was about ask, what kind of jokes does it tell you, Barbara? Like, how bad are these jokes? Oh, they're like my level bad. Maybe even worse sometimes. Like, she makes me grow.

Impossible. Hey. Don't we have the, is the stand-up thing tonight? Yes. Can we have an Alexa? That was segment. So much is standing next to it going, Alexa, tell me a joke. Alexa, tell me a joke.

Alexa, tell me a joke. Did you go to do that? You should go do that. You should go do that. It's a good bit. Five minutes. I got another stuff going on tonight. How are you doing tonight?

Got the always open mixer. Oh, that's a big thing. Very small events, only a few people here probably cheering for that. So see it's night Might not be a small event anymore if you announced it in here. It's ticketed. Oh, okay, if you can't go to that You can slum it on the spot. Mm-hmm. On the spot. Don't get your hopes up folks Ashley did a happy hour for the no and It wasn't ticketed and it like turned into mayhem.

So all people there? Yeah, I forget what panel she talked about it at but apparently just like the barge got overrun with people. It was between that and the party last night that we had and then blood fest and the leader mode was also last night the leader. Yeah, kind of shit tongue going on this convention. Yeah. Did you or any of you at Les Play Live?

Did you, any of you at Let's Play Live? Woo! Did you guys enjoy? This is my, I think, the favorite thing that has ever happened at any live event we've ever done. Lindsay Dancing to a Racking Ball with Carboman. Her interpretive dance. Holy fuck! My favorite part is I think you filmed Michael Backstage. Wait, Michael's gobboman? Oh, wait, fuck.

We didn't say that. Oh God that yeah I Film the back of his head and he was behind the stage you couldn't see him but he was full in character Like I was filming him from behind and he was all like hunched up like this like Obviously no one could see him. He was just in full character. He was in full Garbo How was it Gavin doing it in the convention center versus doing it in a theater? I thought it was surprisingly good. It felt huge.

Because we've done theaters, but they're a lot more snug and that it goes wide. It just felt massive. Yeah, I loved it. You can even, do you remember it? Do you say that's what she said? I was thinking that, but I didn't say it. So thank you. She's a good question.

She has never said that to Gavin, not once. Not a single time. That was a joke. I wasn't being serious about it. It's gentelia. I've seen it. It's impressive. Very impressive.

Hey. Did you guys have like- It just moves very slowly. So Blaine, you said you didn't know why a lot would be sleeping until 1230 in the afternoon? Hey. Did you guys have like- It just moves very slowly. So Blaine, you said you didn't know why a lot of would be sleeping until 12.30 in the afternoon? Yeah. Have you never been in a relationship with a woman ever?

Because I don't want to out anybody else, but, and I don't know what Esther's like, but Gavin and I, our girlfriends will sleep until, I don't know, I mean, as long as I'll let them sleep, as long as they let Ash to sleep on the weekend, she will sleep that long. Sometimes it's like, I don't see a woman. I wish I could't know. I mean, as long as I let them sleep, as long as I let Ash to sleep on the weekend, she will sleep that long. Sometimes it's like, I don't see it for a while. I wish I could do that.

It sounds so much better. I used to do that when I was younger, but now I feel like I'm just wasting so much of the day if I sleep past like 10. Yeah. Oh shit, that's the sign of getting old. What? That's the sign of getting old.

It's like Indiana Jones. She goes, aw! Yeah, melts away. There's so much to do. Gotta wake up early. It's like Indiana Jones, she goes, oh, yeah, melts away. There's so much to do. Gotta wake up early. It's true. I bought something that I am so freaking happy with. It was actually, I think it was a shark tank thing.

And I found out about it. Oh, you mean the show. I bought shark tank the show, yeah. No, I just actually thought you bought a shark tank. I was, I'm 100% sure just actually thought you bought a shark tank. I was 100% sure. I want a shark tank. Could you do that? Could you buy a shark tank?

Like in just... I'm sure if you have a... You say yes, what do you own a shark tank? It's just a big fish tank. The fact that we accept that shark tank is a thing makes me think you could buy it. Hmm. I get that I can get the tank.

The sharks are the important part. Can I buy sharks? Did you hear some people stole a shark in San Antonio? They just ended up like a baby. Yeah. They went to an aquarium with a stroller. They took a shark out of a shark tank. They put it in the stroller and swaddled it like a baby and walked it out of the aquarium. And they got the shark back and it's okay. How do the sharks survive out of water as a baby? For the actual question. How long can it take?

Maybe they had some water in their vehicle or something that they just put it in. They had a shark take. I think a shark, I mean sharks, they said it's wet towel. They breathe oxygen. So it's just, I think their gills aren't efficient out of water.

So it's still, they have some respiration, but I think it's not nearly as much as they need yet. Oh really? Yeah, we're not like that. We can't breathe a little bit under a little bit. You cannot access the oxygen in the water. No. No. Also, some sharks are small.

Go on. Go ahead. So smalls, let me think about this. Small shark. I mean, your shark tank doesn't have to have a great white in it. Oh. I thought you meant a small shark could live longer out of the water. Oh, wait!

Why would I want to get a small shark? No, you want the... I don't know, he's a little baby shark in there floating around. That sounds pretty cute. What was the product you bought? We just deviated way off the path. Oh, you want to actually finish the story on the podcast? I guess. Gavin, you wanna actually finish a story on the podcast? I asked.

Yeah, I've got an idea though. You and I, we should go on Shark Tank and sell Shark Tank. We should like, how's everyone done that for you? I don't know, somebody must have tried, I think. It needs to be sort of a fold in, maybe it needs to be inflatable. Right, like a portable Shark Tank.

Yeah, we could use this thing, like you don't, it's obviously super convenient when you wanna take a shark somewhere to dress it up like a baby and tank. Yeah, we could use this thing like you don't it's obviously super convenient When you want to take a shark somewhere to dress it up like a baby and put it a carriage This is just a portable shark tank They also refer to those investors as sharks, right? That's like the whole gimmick. Yeah, so would you make them have to get in and try it out? Like jamming Mark Cuban into a little glass cube That's awesome. Oh, what if it's a shark tank that shaped like a tank? Ooh.

Oh, like a, like a military tank. Or what if it's a tank that fires sharks? That would be amazing. Yeah, a shark tank. That sucked to be in the tank, like loading the sharks. That would be a really hard job. Is that like a fin slot? Yeah. Isn't that how you got him in the right way?

Yeah. Isn't that how Sharknado started? What? So to answer your question, Blaine, I bought a bedjet. Oh, what? It's a bedjet. Okay, let's take a look at that. Oh, let's take a look at that.

I think I know what this is. Go ahead. You said a bedjet. It's a bedjet Okay, I think a bedjet is a fan that blows up under your blanket to circulate air around you like with a jet of air Anybody else I was gonna guess the exact same. I'm gonna guess that it's like one of those you know There's a little race car beds that kids would get. Yeah, it's like that, but it's like one of those, you know, those little race car beds that kids would get? Yeah. It's like that, but it's a jet instead. Blaine, yeah, but this is- How I want that instead, damn it. I had this one girlfriend who couldn't wake up from an alarm clock, so she had like basically

a vibrator under her pillow that was an alarm clock. An alarm clock? No, no, no, that's why it was there. That's why the vibrator was under the pillow. It's an alarm clock. For some reason, she woke up like seven times a night. We don't know why. I bet Jett imagine it's just like a pops you out of bed

or something that makes you get out of bed. I don't know. What the fuck is it? So the bedjet is Gus, you are correct. You get a point. But it actually comes with, it comes with a special sheet as well. So it's like, it's this contraption that plugs in, it's got a fan on it.

And it's also for heat, but I would never use the heat function because I couldn't stand that. I'm most people I love, those like sleep in like 50 degree temperatures. Yeah, absolutely. So this thing's amazing. It's a polar bear. And it's like a comfort, it's got a hose, which looks a little weird. It kind of looks like I've got a medical condition of some kind, and this is like my home apparatus.

It's got a hose that comes up and goes into the foot of the bed, and then it blows air, but it doesn't go on Ashley's side, because there's like a seam. Is this like a rhumba, and it just travels around and fans out things? What is it? It's stationary. No, it's just air. It's just air, dude. It fills up like a balloon. Like when I turn it on, it looks like I'm like

sleeping on this snoopy float at the Macy's day. Why does Ashley not want bedchip? Yeah. Because she gets, she's cold. Or already. So she's cold. But there is one for her side. And I guess when it gets colder, whenever that fucking happens in Austin, it will use the heat on her side. So, you guys can't cuddle anymore? Yeah, how does this stuff happen? Yeah, she's so brave. We're working through all that.

Yeah, we're working through all that. Now we have the thing where she used to like, like, shump on me because I was super warm and she would like come and like, safe enough my warmth. But now I'm like, a block of ice, which is awesome. I like it. She won't touch me. So, I think- Cuddling is no longer spontaneous,

you actually have to like change climate. I'm gonna turn this off. Yeah. I have like a sleep number. So Alana has hers like super low numbered minds like super high. So it's like we're on different floors. Like one of us has to like climb down to the other one to cuddle. Why do you want to be a little,

surely you're gonna dry out in the night. Why would I dry out? Cause it's, eh, there's air blowing all over you all night. You're surrounded by air anyway, dude. There's air everywhere. It's not moving over your junk and eyes and mouth. Your eyes are closed when you sleep and your mouth is closed. There's one right there. Oh, that's it. That's it. That's it. What happens if it goes into reverse in the night? I, well, then you climb out in the morning.

What happens when it becomes sentient and it knows who we value versus who we don't value and it starts eating you? There goes. So if I was pitching this product, I would pitch it to you as saying, there's a mode where you can hit reverse and you can fart and it sucks the farts out

from out of the bed sheets. You'd buy that. That is not bad. Because sometimes you're like, I have a weighted blanket which just traps everything down there too. So when you open it up, it's like a crypt. Speaking of farts. Go ahead.

Who was at the platinum party last night? I couldn't stop farting all night. So if you came and met me, I'm sorry. If you smelt something funky, I fired you on you. And I totally crab just it everyone who I met. What did you eat yesterday? I don't know, but you know when you have those farts that just kind of roll out of Uranus? Like you can.

I think I have an answer for how you found shit in your hotel bathroom. Mystery is unraveling you before our eyes. I'm going to run to that bathroom right over there. We're gonna have that. It's just real. Hey guys, if anybody wants a plane's autograph. No, no, no. That's what happened to me. Are you peeing? Yeah.

Damn it. And RTX was going so well. So I'm gonna give him a piece of toilet paper. Don't go in there with him. Don't go in there with him. I don't think the bedjet's a good idea. So can I just go do it? Go do it. Don't do it, don't go in there with them. Don't go in there with them. I don't think the bedjet's a good idea.

So can I ask you, guys, don't do it. Don't do it. So, guys, can I ask you, I know you don't like giving you up personal information, but do you sleep more or does Esther sleep more? What's going on with laughter in the bathroom? What does that entail? What is going on with laughter in the bathroom? What does that entail? What is going on? Air laughter.

Usually I mean somebody saw Blaine's penis. That's where they're actually. Do you think Blaine has already grabbed the toilet paper? Oh, right. Why, we shouldn't document it. So I prefer being cold when I'm asleep. I'm like you. Yeah.

I want to be as cold. We both actually I think want to be as cold as possible. You and Esther. Yes. Not me and you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. I want to clarify that.

Yeah. Both want to be as cold as possible. We like that. But does she sleep more than you do? More? I'm sorry. I thought you said warm, more. In a Saturday, you guys wake up.

No, we wake up at the same time. We both get it, guys. We both get the exact same amount. Occasionally, she might sleep in a little bit, but it's rare. It's not like a common thing. OK. I did a toilet paper for comedic effect And now I don't know what to do with it. Just leave it

What do you want? No, what do you think Gavin? There's a good giant brown stain. Yes, it is This disgusting dude. It's not used. I've grabbed it out for a comedic effect and stuck it in my ass crack It's funny feces. I feel like the whole point of sleeping in a cold room is that you get to be cozy and warm under the covers. I'm working that part out. I agree with you a little bit, but it's just... Otherwise, just sleep on top. Yeah, I guess so, but then Ashley's under the covers and I'm on top.

When it's like cuddling with a condom, like, little by little. It's weird. One year, since both Estonia and I like sleeping cold, one year we decided to play chicken when it started getting cold in Austin. We wanted to see who would be the first to give in and turn the heater on. And we said, let's see how far we can get into winter winter without turning on the heater and who can deal with the cold. And we just end the living room with mittens instead. It was bad. It got to the point where it was like 40 degrees at night, which is cold

for Austin. And we're both like trying to sleep. And then finally, like one day we both reach the truth. We're like, listen, we know we're both cold, let's just turn the heater on and just acknowledge neither of us lost. They're like, yes, okay, we will turn the heater on and we're both fine. You built a lot of webinars. I'd like to imagine this took place at dinner when there was like a grilled chicken that was like a frozen block and you're like, it was so cold, I don't know why we did that. How many days did you make it in?

It was like 40, so it was far. It must have been like early January by that point. It made a savings to the electric company, so. I can't for you. Barb, did you have dessert at that dinner that we were at the other night? Did you have any of that dessert? They call me barn for a second.

Irof. Did you have? No, I left early to check out Let's Play Live. Oh, damn it. It was a dessert. Well, it's one of the things, like like these little things like there was a little piece of Cake is like a sampler that a little Little a tart is little why are you drooling? I'm fine. I'm not

But it's like, you know Restaurants a lot of the stuff they give to you is basically just already prepared and frozen It's just nicer versions of that. I like little desserts because I never want like, it's not that places give you like a hunk of cake. I totally agree with that. And it's like, I can't finish that, but like little sampler pieces is perfect. The problem was these were still frozen.

Like watching people try to like cut this little tart in half and eat like press with your fork, but they were that perfect like geometric shape. Or when you press hard enough, they just shut like across the room. So that literally happened to like two or three different people at this dinner. We had these firewood cards.

So we're just standing by that table like this. Out. It wasn't that good. It was okay. You guys watched the food vlog that we did last year for RTX? Anyone go to any of those places? Do you see that home slice tweeted at us? for our GX. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyone go to any of those places?

Yeah. Yeah. And you see that, uh, home slice tweeted at us? Yeah. The big red thing, right? Well, they tweeted it, research fans. Yeah, they, uh, I guess the home slice down on South Congress, they have big red in a bottle, which is not on the

menu, but if you ask for it, they'll bring it out to you. Big red. Which, I guess if you're, is Big Red a Texas thing? It's definitely, like, sudden, I associate as being Texas primarily, yeah. I love Big Red. It's pretty good. Big Red is so good.

It's unfortunate that we talk about home slice with such high regard because I know that when I go there tomorrow, it's gonna be like 100 people, and the line will be like out the door. So they have rats. You don't wanna go there. Oh, no, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. Homestylist is amazing, you guys should try while you're in town.

It's literally what, and this was, man, we had a vlogging panel yesterday with me, Ellie and Steven Sceptic. We were talking about some stuff, hey, Steven, what's up? We were talking about like, before we were talking about some different ideas we had, and one of the ideas I had was for continuing Ellie vlogs, I was going to make her go with somebody for a week, and you basically have to live as that person. And Blaine, I was super excited about her like shadowing you, and like, she had to eat

every single thing that you ate, and she would have to like, work out as much as you work out. And I was really looking forward to your Sunday tradition, which is getting the massive home sliced pizza and you eat an entire pizza every Sunday. Yeah, that's a large. Don't you also get a milkshake? I used to go to Amy's ice cream, but then I realized that that probably wasn't the healthiest

choice, and I was probably eating like 7,000 calories in a day. So. Cheetah. So it's just a pizza bar. It's just the enormous. It's not being ridiculous. It's only 4,000 calories now. It's they're enormous.

It's good. I mean, I could probably do it. I can definitely do it, but I don't know how you do it every single week. I can only eat half of that pizza. No, I just parrots you that shit. Yeah. You just watch a good movie.

You take it, you fold it in half. Big taco. Then you fold it in half big taco you fold it in half again And then you just eat it, but are you full towards the end? You just like trying to get it down. I'm in pain by the ends and then I always I could not but then I'll have like leftovers on Monday Which is back on diet day and then I'm like I guess I got a brick my diet and then I stretch pizza out And it's is it count if you just a you already You still ate it right cancels it out though. It's still the same amount of calories. Oh, yeah, yeah

But supposedly with cheat day Isn't the theory that your body can only process so many calories in a day? Isn't that theory behind cheat day? Theory is I just want to eat shit that I can't normally eat during the week I start my fucking face on my cheat day. I eat seven pizzas But I can eat them all on the same day so I see like I feel like that would make me enormously hungry on Monday Like if I establish where I don't eat which is not very regularly

But if I can establish that that I feel like I get less hungry over time Where's if I can establish that, that I feel like I get less hungry over time, whereas if I eat a lot, my buddy says, like, that was fucking great. Let's do that again. It's just time to stretch out and see. Monday's is when Rupert he provides lunch for the staff, and by then I'm still bloated and farting constantly from all the cheesy gas. Yeah, and nightmare. That I'm like, I'm good.

I don't need more food. I'm like, Monday's the worst, because like, just coming off of that pizza high, so I'm just like, bloated the whole day. Yeah, it's not great. But, yeah, I mean, I love home-sized stuff. Are you lactose intolerant? Ah, I don't think so, no. I think I might be, but it's the lactose intolerance

that when I eat cheese too much cheese, I can't poop. It like clogs me up. Is that not lactose intolerance? Don't just normal. That's normal. Super tolerant. How much cheese you eating, like a pound at the time? What are we talking about? Weal. Yeah, I mean cheeseboards are like my weakness. I love a good cheeseboard. Yeah. But like I'll get one for myself instead of like a table. I feel like a cheeseboard is like 30 bucks and you get about two ounces of cheese across the whole thing. Yeah.

Well I do that and I order a whole pizza for myself too. I read somewhere that bears when they're preparing for hibernation will eat like twigs and other weird to digest things to plug up their buttoles so that they can store more foods that true. They like you read it. They build a base that like building an anal cook or damn yeah to block it all out kind of they undo it I don't like I've been actually the pressure Overcomes the stoppage or they just like finger. Yeah, I don't know

I guess like because spring has come around they start to bloom and it becomes soft. It just comes out ah flower I don't know. The leaves on the twigs bloom. That's, I mean, you're really the one who read it. So you would be the one to know. What is like, what's... I don't know why we would know this random fact. I thought you were like a bear guy.

A bearologist? I call it bear man. Yeah, I don't know. I've seen bears in the command of hibernation because they've lost a ton of weight. They basically go three months without eating anything. And they just burn off. Everything may have been packing on for the years.

I don't know. I just, something about that I love. It's like, if that bear can do it, I can do it too. So why can't he just do it? Would they just die? Bernie's just getting himself ready to fight a bear. So he does everything a bear does too. That'd be awesome. I'd fight a bear. So he does everything a bear does, too. That'd be awesome.

I'd fight a bear. Have you seen Revenant in seconds? Have you seen Revenant in seconds? I'd kick it in the butt plug or whatever. It just hurts. It just hurts. But that would just make it ready for more winter. Right.

Then we'd go to sleep, and then I win. I'm going to step point. Yeah, I see. I'm smart. What is the most calorie dense liquid? Would it be like olive oil or something? Maybe. Yeah.

Those rations, remember those marine rations that I had? Those were like 68% coconut oil and then apparently sawdust from the way they tasted, you know, glued together. But they were these super dense bricks. And they're meant to put on boats when you get in kind of the emergency situation. And they're just the, basically, the highest calorie content for the lowest possible weight. And we did a lot of research on the stuff when we were packing for the amazing race. We tried to figure out out what was the highest calories

with the least pack weight possible. And we determined that, this can sound weird, stoop waffles. You ever have a stoop waffles? Oh, yeah, yeah. I've had them on planes. They're amazing. They're amazing.

It's like two little thin little cookies with a layer of caramel smush in the middle or something. And we packed a bunch of them. And I remember we first started the race. A lot of people were like, wow, you guys have a lot of gadgets and a lot of packed stuff. And they even made fun of us for packing snacks. By about the third or fourth leg, we were trading those for like incredible things. They became enormously valuable.

It was a currency on the road. Honestly, the secret of the amazing race is that they doesn't really come across in the show, but the way people react and decisions they make are based on this. It's really, it's so much about sleep deprivation and calorie deficits because by the end of a leg, you know, we started one leg in Cartagena Columbia on the beach.

We ended that leg at the top of a mountain in the French Alps and it's just the top of a mountain in the French Alps. And it's just the amount of travel and airport time and everything. We probably over the course of, you know, 36, 48 hours, we probably slept like three or four hours and then ate almost nothing that entire time because we only had like a hundred bucks to do that. So we had to save all the money and not buy anything. So yeah, that's why people like, like, why the hell did this person make that

the decision? It's because they're probably insane by the time they got to that point. Yeah, I've been at the point where I've been seeing stuff that's not there just because I haven't gone to bed. Oh, you were to job one time, it was like two days straight, didn't you? I just didn't go to sleep and then I went to work

and I was losing it. I was working at the supermarket, like forgetting what I was doing and getting lost and then I fell asleep on potatoes. There was a night, oh sorry, but before. There was a night recently where I was so exhausted and sleep deprived. I think it was when I had just gotten in from a convention and I landed it like two in the morning because of flight delays. And I was with Trevor and we were like joking around and he was doing that quote from, I think it's the hobbit

where someone says, I eats it whole. But for some reason I was trying to say it and I kept saying I eat its whole. And I kept saying it over and over again and he kept laughing and I was like, what? I'm just doing the quote. And he's saying you're saying I eat its whole. And I was like, what's wrong with that?

I couldn't figure, I was so sleep deprived. I couldn't figure out And I was like, what's wrong with that? I couldn't figure out. I was so sleep deprived. I couldn't figure out why it was wrong. But then did you guys have that on Blood Fest? So because Blood Fest has a lot of night scenes in it. And there's specific rules when you're filming a movie that you have to have so much time

between when you wrap the day before and when you start the next day. It's a union rules where it's like, I think it's 10 hours of turnaround time I think. It's that. Yeah. And obviously, because people have to go get rest and go to sleep. But what happens is you end later and later as the week goes on. So by the end of the week, you're like starting at four in the morning. So your schedule just kind of shifts along with it. Yeah. That's what we had on the first ladies you. Not the second one. The second was super easy because we were on a set the entire time basically. I think it worked out well though for

blood fest because of the nature of the film and what we were you know the genre of it. It's a horror movie. So like all of us are supposed to be kind of loopy kind of out of it. Extremely sweaty and confused. So like a lot of it actually worked out for having these late-night shoots where that's actually what we were without acting. Yeah. And who's here? Nick's here, Robbie's here. Yep, Robbie Kay, Nick Brotherford, Owen and your team.

Owen is here, yeah. He's the writer and director of Blood Fest. Anybody else that's someone else? I'm here. Jacob's down here. Oh, I've got this here. Sorry, yeah. Go forget. Craig was my character, his name. Yeah. Is, Gus is here. Sorry. Yeah, go forget

Craig Craig was my character's name. Yeah, is that true? Yeah Craig I audition for Craig and I'm glad I didn't get the part Thanks Wait, it was fun anyway, yeah, I don't know if we could I guess we could spoil it. Blaine has an awesome cameo So look out for it in the movie so you thought about auditioning for a role didn't, and you still got into the film? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, I got a lot of screen time too like a lot. Did you? Yeah, I'm close up and everything is pretty cool They give me a trailer, so that was cool. Wow, that's great. I had a trailer too I hung out there school. How much money do you think you cost the movie? Good question. You also had to like sit outside for the majority of it with bugs and shit touching you and everything like that like sit outside for the majority of it with bugs and shit touching you and everything like that. Yeah, it was not great. It was a lot of walking around in the woods in the dark with lots of bugs and weird bug bites and then there was

also some scenes of laying in the woods in the dark at the bugs. It's not great. Mine, seeing our Marad textelana because great. Mine, scene, I remember I had a text of Salana because I was like, hey, heads up, there's gonna probably be some like partial nudity and women are gonna be like giving me a lap dance basically for my scene. Are you cool with that? Because there was just like four pretty vampires.

Yeah, it was a rough man, he's tough. So. So. Who did our pistol? So all the good you will, you built up. By calling her, you just ruined just now by saying that. What? You built up all this good will calling her and saying,

are you okay with this? And now you come in the podcast, you're like, yeah, they were flocking to heart. Is she? Don't tell her. So we haven't talked about this yet. There's a big announcement regarding Alana this week. Yeah, she's going to be part of Funhouse now. Yeah, she's gonna be a part of Fun House now.

Yeah, she's moving to Fun House. Is she just slowly moving closer to you? Like tiny amounts of time? Yeah, baby steps, baby steps. By like, the time we're 50, we might move in together. No, I'm super excited. I'm also kind of hesitant because it's like her, she's going in with a group of like basically my four idiot brothers

and my one like weird sister. So yeah, but but no I'm super thrilled and we actually did the move from San Francisco to LA we had to kind of keep it hush hush because we weren't people to know but yeah LA is going to be a lot nicer to visit than San Francisco that's for sure. You could also work with a lot more people out there when you go visit. I'm sure. I'm actually, is Wes here because that son of a bitch spoiled almost spoiled her getting the job at Fun House. Who almost followed it? Wes. Oh yeah. I was at dinner one time was talking to somebody and I was like yeah she's gonna get a job at Fun House.

Fun House. Fun House. And when he was like over there recording on Instagram and then right it was like Blaine said this. So I was like you wrote it. Yeah, it sounds like you spoiled it. I didn't know it was being live streamed, Gavin. That's vet. I still do think, I think two things phones need. They need a light when they're live streaming. Like almost like, we have it in the studio when you are recording in the broadcast area,

although nobody pays attention to it. They put red lights on everywhere. Nobody pays attention to it. Nobody, nobody. They see the red lights and they're just like, Hi, why is the red light on? I'm screaming at the top of their lungs. The other thing I wish Phonetad is when you dictate a message to somebody, it should put that in a different font or a little like a little icon that says this was dictated, like a little

microphone. There's a lot of text I get from you and I just think you're an idiot. It's a lot of hominim in everything. Yeah. But there are sometimes when I'm replying to a text and I'm like I'm at home I could easily type it out, but I'm too lazy to so I just dictate it. I don't necessarily want people to know that I'm just like yeah cool Well, let me know how your surgery goes Thanks. Yeah, well, they might assume that you're busy doing something you're taking time to do it in a situation That you shouldn't be texting, but you can do Speech to text. Yeah, I guess it's like weird because when someone text me, I don't read the text in their

voice, but if I know that it was dictated, I might read it in their voice the way everyone dicks takes a text. Oh, yeah. Yes, I will be there. Thank you, period. No, the shit was on the bathroom when I got here. Ha, ha, ha. I had, you're talking about fun house and maybe

think about this. I had maybe the most inefficient way to shoot something with them recently. They asked me to break some discs for demo disc, and at least sent the discs via UPS, she like overnighted them to the office. I got them, then I immediately got on a plane and went to LA and filmed the breaking right outside of their office on the street.

So you brought the discs with you? I brought the discs with me and broke them there at their office. How did you break yours? What was your strategy? What was it? What did you do to break it? Because I also did one.

So I watched yours, where, was it you were watching the notebook with the disc? Yep. And I was so intimidated. I thought that one was so great. I was like paralyzed. I didn't know what to do in order to break mine. Because I felt like I really, I was like, I have to top that. And I didn't know how to do it.

So I tried to act out and different ways. I had three disks. So there were three different breaks. One of them was, I pretended I was in virtual demo disk. And I was breaking the disk. And I was like, broken real life. Another one I pretended like I was prepping food. And I was chopping it.

And I chopped up the disk and then like, pick one up and ate it. That's a good one. And then the other one I was out of ideas. So I just broke in front of my face Sounds good. It makes you feel better. They already cut all those scenes I know they didn't because I watched it. I made sure I scrub I I didn't watch the whole video I just scrub for my parts like yeah, I'm in there. I got to say I I just grew up for my parts. Yeah, I'm in there. I gotta say, I gotta say, LA West is shaping up pretty well.

You know, it took a while. It's kind of like, yeah, let us say LA West, it's making a sense. LA West, fucking idiot. Or RT West is our LA offices. It's shaping up really well. Cause now it's like, it took a while to get everybody in one place,

but now the fun house is there. Ryan Hall moved. He has an office there still, but he's now in Austin, and then Sugar Pine's there as well. So it's a cool space to go and hang out in. I don't know, a little bit cooler than ours. I really like where the Fun House support group is. They're in this incredible, used to be a podcast set

for something else. It's like a two-tiered, yeah, that's really cool. It's almost like an old school library with the rolling ladders and stuff like that. I'm actually surprised they don't use it more often for shooting funhouse stuff. But they've taken, look at this. Oh, thank you. Oh, man. That was hard. Yeah, you just got to ask. How'd you ask? Did you text?

Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, we're busy over here. You're texting away. Well, you have 15 minutes left. What do we want to talk about? Oh, the new RTX location. That's, we can announce that, can we? No, I don't think so. There's no new RTX.

I don't know what you're talking about. Well, it's not even announced that we're doing another RTX? Fucking kill you. I will kill you. You guys pay me, I'll tell you where it's from, where it's going. Bernie wants to tell you guys so badly because he loves spoiling every single announcement before someone else could do it. I just, I don't feel like there should be any secrets at all.

All right. It's not a secret, it's because like there's no contracts yet as far as I know. You are correct, Barbara. Nothing has been signed. Technically, there is no other option. How are you going to get out of this one? We're trying to find hotels. About that swatting. Oh. Oh He will not to come to your ear pressure you were asking you were asking how you could get fired

They won't they won't let me talk. I'm ready to say I'm ready to school to be actually That lady was a plant I knew she was gonna ask that question RTX next RTX will be at her house Everyone just show up single-file line. What's shit on the bathroom floor if you want to. It's fine. What's funny is no matter how many events you do, or no matter where you do events, people always want it closer. I think I told this, I don't remember where I told the story.

I told the story recently. Oh, it was in an interview you and I did the other day burning. Years ago, we were going to an event. I think we were going to FanExpo and FanExpo's in Toronto. And before the event, someone had emailed me and said, hey, I live in Toronto. When's the next time you're going to come up to this area? I would love to meet you guys.

And I said, oh, hey, you're in luck. We're going to be at FanExpo in a couple couple of weeks You can come down and see us there and then he replied, yeah, but I live in the suburbs When you're gonna come here? When you're gonna come out here? I was like dude, I don't know what you want And I'm already going to another country So like no matter where you announce or no matter where you go There's still occasionally people who are like yeah, that's still not close enough. So thank you all for coming to Austin for our TX. Thank you.

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A two-month holiday? Oh, man. Great lives for a second. That's who my holiday? Oh, man. That's who my holiday? Oh, man. That's who my holiday? Oh, man.

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They also they also got rid of the protection of from using pesticides to not kill bees. Oh, yeah Jesus Christ. Who needs bees? If you're foreign here start a business where you sell bees back to the United States Because you'll make a shit But money, whatever I'm stuck great idea Bitcoin Bitcoin Bitcoin, but every coin is a bee Oh, did you see that thing McDonald's is making those Mac coins?

They sent a bunch of them to Michael and Lindsay or just Michael and It made me think about it when you all went to Sweden and you didn't understand the exchange rate So you based everything on how much how many sandwiches it's worth. Yeah, this is the exact same thing It's a currency where the currency is one sandwich. I Won't do what my salary is in big Mac It won't be that hard to do the math These are children they sent you a bunch of them right? Yeah, it think it was 50. Wow. 50 different coins.

It was in a class phase. So I'm going to eat 50 big Macs. Do it. One a day for the next 50 days. That's the math on that. Yeah. Yeah, I was trying to think of the amount of weeks, but I should have just said 50 days,

because that would have avoided this whole situation. Do you have to report that to the IRS? In case of an old IRS? Do you? Do I? It's like, how much is a big Mac? You received currency, right? A Mac coin. I would say a big Mac's what?

$2.00 something? But what makes it currency? $2.70, $3.00. What makes it count? $3.00 and you make it $7? Do you roll in it? Yeah, like $200 for the big Macs. Holy fuck. Yeah, that's just for the big Macs. Holy fuck.

Yeah, that's just the sandwich, not the meal, right? I assume it's just the sandwich. Yeah, I'm going to be the Mac daddy of really. If you hold on to it, and the price of a big Mac continues to go up in the future, then you're investing in Big Mac. Okay, blame my magic question. $3.57. So, when you're looking at nutritional stuff, like let's say you're having tunnels,

I know you don't normally eat at a McDonald's, but as you're having McDonald's, it's a place where they have calories on the menu. What is the one thing that you'll always be like, it's worth it for the calories? A whole, home slice pizza? That would be true. That would be true.

No, like taking stuff off of a burger, like if you, like the Jimmy John sandwich, if you get it down to like the no bread and then no sauce, it's like 60 calories. It's just reddish, lettuce and turkey. Reddish. I like sauces, like barbecue, and I never tried the Szechuan though. Was that any good or was that just all just, uh, is good? No, we had it. Okay. Sweet and sour sauce all the way baby. I love their sweet and sour sauce. Yeah, I hot mustard

For me. Yeah, that was very unenthusiastic Not it's not mustard fans. Don't be ashamed rocket. There you go. I got barbecues sauce. Maybe on occasion They have a buffalo sauce now. I like it new edition. I like the Buffalo sauce. It's good stuff, man. I can, I can be a Buffalo name. Should we do an episode of a million McCoyns, but? Can we get him to sponsor it? Hell yeah, that'd be awesome.

A million big Macs, but. Sounds weird. We say that way. We can't talk tomorrow. You see if we can McDonald's get a sponsorship for it. We'll do 50 Mac coins. So how did you, well, did you have McDonald's just said, here, Barbara, here's a bunch of...

I don't know why. I think it's because, I mean, I tweet about McDonald's, probably more than the average person. OK. Because I love McDonald's. But I tweeted about it on my birthday saying that there's only two things I wanted. One was like this big, long, like, actual answer.

And the second one was McNuggets. And I think this, one of the chefs for McDonald's, Mike something, follows a lot of us and follows Richard T. And I think he probably saw that tweet and hooked me up. What a cool job that would be. He's like the chef at McDonald's gets a design stuff. It also seems like we reached a point in time where Guess you might remember this better than them, but like like the mid 90s late 90s Menus were a lot less fluid than they are now. Oh, yeah, they just started making up sandwiches to put on stuff

And now it's like every time I go in there's some random new thing like a smoke house It's it's it's kind of the point where it stresses me out and I can't go through drive-thrues because I have to take time to look at menus. Things change all the time. It doesn't matter what password restaurant it is. It's always different and I don't know who makes what anymore.

And the McDonald's has a big Mac, and a Burger King has a Wopper. But everything else? What is it? Chalupa. Taco Bell. Sorry, it's Quay's Vico-Cal. Why don't you just look at the menu on your phone

before you get to the menu in the drive-through? What? I don't want to do that. I don't have a good answer for that. But it's in the audience. I feel like a lot of times on fast food restaurants, the menu when you go to their website is just like a generic menu and doesn't have everything that's actually there

They always have like regional things and stuff like that. Yeah, it's different. Which makes it even more confusing What you like you'll come up now that you have a test if the screen just replaced with the menu when you drove into a Oh, if you could make an order from there. Hey, yes, your car is actually weird though. Your car doesn't have a dashboard Like there's no like steering wheel. There's no instruments. There's no instruments. Right. It's just, if I may, it looks like your car, it looks like a countertop. It's just a steering wheel and no display.

Yes. And then you've got a little display. So, he's just like down here and that's everything like speedometer and everything's over here. Yes. It's down, wait where? It's like you're driving. It's here. It seems kind of wrong. No, it's not that bad. Instead of's down, wait where? It's like you're driving, it's here.

It seems kind of wrong, like it's gonna be like, it's not that bad, instead of looking down, you look there. But your dashboard is like literally just shawry and gross. So there's nothing. Yeah. So if you have to do anything in your car,

I mean, it's like texting and driving, you have to have your eyes down there. No, it's not like texting and driving, it's not at all like that. Texting, you definitely have to look a lot more. I feel like it should all be heads up in the wind screen anyway. I would like that. That would be fun. There's a lot more. I feel like it should all be heads up in the wind screen anyway. I would like that. That would be awesome.

Now, surely all of it goes away at some point. They used to have that. I knew different cars like my friends had, and they were not new cars when my friends got them, like in the early 90s, and they had heads up displays like Nissan's had them. I remember that. There's like a little reflector, there's a little panel that would tell you on the windshield what your speed was. Yeah, why don't we do that anymore?

I don't know. I'd like to imagine it's because like an advertising firm got hold of it and then they started like popping up ads in the windshield and you're like, yeah, kill the whole thing. Yeah, look at that, look at that. That's the model 3 dashboard. That's just straight goal. So you see, it's not that distracting. If they're just looking straight down, you look a little to the side.

I feel like it's just not what people are used to and that's everyone's right once you get used to it. It's fine, but where does the submarine for the children go? Thailand obviously And anything tells us gonna be okay You what yeah, they posted or they posted because I mean in the pop. Yeah, they posted a record loss I was also posted record revenue in the stock went up 16%. Okay. So I think we're seeing a lot of weird narrative around that. It seems like there's an agenda.

Yeah, I think it's almost like the biggest industry in the world has an incentive to stop a company that doesn't utilize them. Something about pumping shit out of the ground wants to make sure we keep doing that. And burning it. And I'm not sure why. Yeah.

I was thinking about that with climate change. So we pump the oil out of the ground. We burn it. And then we're slowly killing us with climate change. Essentially, it's like the slowest way the dinosaurs could kill us. It's like, maybe. Yeah.

They, humans and dinosaurs didn't live at the same time, but it's like, they had a plan. You know, proud they were gonna get us. Well, I mean, are you excited to be burned and kill the next race after us? Yeah, that'd be awesome. Because you'll probably be burned as a fossil one day. Well, it's a lot cooler to say, like, how did you die?

It's like, you know, climate change raised the temperature by five degrees. And it's easier to just say T-Rex. It's a lot more noble death, I think. Do you think you get better? No. No, just in general, I don't get better at anything. I feel like the fossil of a T-Rex should make stronger fuel.

Yeah, I think most of the oil we get now is just plankton. It's like we think it's dying. Yeah, shitty, right? Yeah, we need to like, I'm gonna have a loss of rapture. Like when you go to like a sinclair gas station, like the dinosaur mascot, it should be like, our oil is only made from dinosaur. Yes.

100% dinosaur guaranteed. 100% dinosaur, no plankton bullshit. Plankton safe fuel. Right. Do you think horse fossils are going to make really fast fuel? That'll be premium. Oh, because of the horsepower. That's why they call it that, right?

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I don't trust you with that glue. Did you nick my glue? What? All right, what's going on tonight at RTX? What's the big events tonight? On the spot in an hour. On the spot? On the spot?

If only we had a app for this. What, that's a good point. You should check the app. I'm looking at it right now. We have have Cinemonstre an improvised movie disaster always open mixer hey yeah on the spot live oh the Jeff Williams concerts tonight oh yeah a kind of funny comedy night and the rain featuring Grand Crap and what a wonderful app thank you it's It's crazy. Lovely app. Thanks, Dad.

So, Mr. Dunkelman, who is the creator of the app, I actually, I don't know if you were in the panel, I don't think you were. The Red vs. Blue panel, years ago, as early as after season one, people just started asking us, are you going to make more Red vs. Blue? And they kept asking at the end of every season, are you going to make more red versus blue? And they kept asking at the end of every season, are you going to make more red versus blue? And I got to the point after 10 years, it was like, if we're going to end this series, I promise we're going to tell you that we're going to do it. So we made a website called, are you making more red versus

blue? And all it says when you go to it is just, yes, and that's it. And there's a mobile version, which is just text, and it says, yes, in text. And then there's a mobile version, which is just text, and it says yes in text. And then there's a YouTube channel that has just a video that says the word yes on it, and that's it. And so I need to develop an app to keep up with modern times, because people need to know for making more red versus blue. I saw the best Reddit post about that. I was in the red versus blue, subreddit, and someone asked the question, season 16 has ended, are they going to make more Red versus Blue? And of course, the first person in the comments posted, are you making more Red versus Blue dot com and posted it? And the guy replied, oh yeah, I know that site, I ventured, I just don't know if they keep updating it.

We literally can't win, we can't win. You need to make at the bottom of that site last updated on and then put a date. And it's just a timestamp for whatever date you're looking at. Whatever date it is, that's the date of the show. You just need a website that asks whether that site is up to date. Is are you making more references blue dot com updated dot com? Yes, that's already been taken by the way. All right, well before we go because we are almost out of time, we have 20 seconds left,

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