Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Gang Starts A Cult - #485

Episode Date: March 27, 2018

​Join Gus Sorola, Becca Frasier, Barbara Dunkelman, and Burnie Burns as they discuss shaving, Sea of Thieves, online security, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock Hello everyone welcome to the received podcast this week brought to you by blue apron and and Dollar Shave Club. I'm Gus. I'm Becca. I'm Barbara. Hey, what up? It's you boy, Bernie. I'm Gus. I almost watched the Twitch streams all week.

I almost said welcome to Dollar Shave Club. I'm all fucking screwed up right now. I'm a new podcast. It's our new podcast. We're just going to name it after companies. Welcome to Toyota Motor Corporation. It's like, I'll give you a dollar to shave. Don't know.

I had a shaving incident. I see what you did dollar to shave. Don't know what to buy. I had a shaving incident. I see what you did there. Did you? Yeah, so I was trimming my beard and I have like a little guard on it. And then I've been trimming the guard goes, boom, and popped off.

And I kind of did it in the bottom of my chin. Oh, I see it. Like it's like a little space. Like a green on a... I'm gonna pretend that's their skin actually goused out. No, I just like a big chunk of my hair's gone. I would like you're like, yee yee yee, wee, I was like, oh shit.

And I had to look and so I actually brought my beard down a bunch of my hair. I would do that fully for a movie. Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee. That noise is bad though because I've heard that noise before when someone was doing my hair. Oh, it was like shaving with a guard. And all of a sudden you hear this point of the guard coming off. Once again, fully work. I've heard that noise before when someone was doing my hair. And they were like shaving with a guard. And then I was like,

you hear this blink of the guard coming off. Once again, fully work. And then you hear it on your head. And then you had a divot. Have you seen the video of that kid who's like trying to trim his own hair? And he does it without the guard. And he just cuts like a reverse mohawk.

And his hair's just kind of hanging there. And he's like trying to like, mad it back down like what are back in a place. I think people fucking up their hair on YouTube videos is one of my favorite things to watch Yeah, I agree. There's like the girl who I think she's curling her hair. Yeah burns off and she's goes She's like looking at it. She wants all this hair around and then she's got it there and it just burns and goes That's like the one where the woman gets all her bangs together and clips it and then it's like, yeah, yeah, we should get that face.

How do we see? We could never experience these moments before the internet. Now you can see them. Shouting for it everywhere. It's also, there's a video that's a go. Let me just walk happily over here. Right. It's a cautionary tale for repeating what you see on the internet. There's the girl who

puts the corn on the cob on the drill. Oh, God. And then it winds her hair up and like rips a chunk Really? Yeah, there's like a whole series of them later. I'm not gonna die doing that. Oh god, it's so painful to look at. Oh no. Oh my god. Oh. Oh. Moments of silence.

Oh god, I can't imagine what that feels like. I mean, I imagine it feels a lot like waxing. It's not good. Yeah, it's probably honestly so shocking that you don't even like. You wax a patch that had big. Um, like on your legs. That's a big like, didn't you do the whole thing?

They go all out on the legs. They all out. They all do a long strip. They do like little patches at a time. Will they do like the whole like, cooter area? Sorry, cooter. If they do that in one go.

So no, they kind of like section it off. The worst part. And have you ever had a wax? I went straight to laser. Okay, so, so you've never experienced this before. But the worst part of a wax is like actually on the top. It's not like the inner bits. Oh yeah, over the bone.

Over looks like over like the- Like up towards your stomach. Is that what you mean by top? That's the worst part. No shit. I don't figure like back in like the gooch. I mean, the gooch is the easiest part. No shit. I don't think you're like back in like the Gucci. I mean, the Gucci is the easiest part. Really?

It seems like it's embarrassing though to be in that position. Although as women like get the doctor and everything, you're constantly in it. I feel like a compromising position. It's still embarrassing. Yeah. Because people are just like moving things around

and like opening things up. Yeah. I just am always like, this is what they do every day. Yeah. They're so desensitized. Right. And you tell myself over and over. I'm sure I'm on your soul that. It's just like another day at the office.

It's like a secretary picking up a phone. Same thing. Yeah. Moving, rearranging a coach, picking up a phone, it's all the same. Do you get up on a whole forest for the Brazilian, like the backside stuff? Is that how that works?

You know, the butt, you're lying on your back and you put your legs up. Do you do your reverse crunch? Yeah, you hold your legs to your chest. Do they time you get to hold it a minute? Or anything like that? You know, like, you're there. You back and you put your legs up. You do like a reverse crunch. You hold your legs to your chest. Do they time you like to hold it a minute? Or anything like that? Like, you gotta let the blood out. Like decently tie it.

I'm pretty sure there was one time when a little bit of wax was left in there. Cause I, I want to, I went to the bathroom later that day. And I, it's like, you know when you're pushing silly putty through like a mold and it comes out in that mold. I think like part of my butthole was still connected. That's from the wax.

So they come out star shaped like this. Like something like that. Just like spaghetti. It's a little spaghetti. That seems like a bad job by that wax technician. Yeah, I didn't go to that person again. No, and I'm bad, not. Do you have to tip someone who waxes you?

Yes. So then you're incentive to really tip them if you go back, because you don't want to short them because you don't want them fucking it up or doing a bad job. It's kind of like extortion then. I also don't think they necessarily know. All tipping is extortion.

Some places are different. This way they'll fucking hurt you. They don't let you. Barbed in some places? No, they let you, but like some places don't like you could just leave a tip in like their little mailbox And it doesn't you don't have to say who it's from I would want to make sure they know it's from me Oh, no, I always tip very high for my wife's Yeah, the same woman every time same

You're like please be gentle on me. Yeah, so what's the worst thing a wax? You're I mean their professionals usually you go to but is it like, they don't do it fast enough or does they do a timid like bowl, the double one, like, like that? Like, just from a pain perspective? Yeah. Yeah, like, they'll maybe not get all the hair and they have to keep going over an area.

I mean, I usually just wax my eyebrows, so it's not too bad. Not that. Do you have your head or your legs waxed? Mm-hmm, me neither. Really? Never have my legs waxed. I mean, I usually just lacks my eyebrows, so it's not too bad. Not too bad. Do you have your how do your legs wax? Mm-hmm, me neither. Really? Never have my legs waxed.

I just like shaving is easy there for me, but it's just easier to get it waxed every like up here. Dude, if I, if a dude shaved their face, the way that a woman shaves her legs, it's like, like, it'd be like equivalent gusts if I shaved, like, have you ever watched us shave our legs, money chance? No. Okay, imagine shaving your face like this. Like that.

And like, that would be fun. Oh God. That's exactly how women shave their legs. I thought she was like, every woman I've ever shaved her legs like that. She's like, give her shave your fingernail. Yes, I see that leap.

Yeah, like shaved my feel and do it so quickly. Yeah, because you're like doing it with your hand, you're like touching with your hand as you're shaving a feel. I've done that before, like when I'm like trying to move my face around and like the razor hits the nail. And just like,

so when you shave, do you shave like this? Is it like that? I go gently. Like, zip, zip. No, I go with like smooth strokes, but like fast though. I mean, like, I'm going like,

definitely faster than a man. Shave face. I guess faster than the face. Guys, but who on my strokes, but like fast though. I mean, like, I'm like going like definitely faster than a man chasing a face. I guess faster than the face. But who on my face I'd probably be more careful. Yeah. I just jugged killers over here. There's a lot of blood when I shave my face. Oh my.

Do you cut yourself a lot? Oh yeah. I still have like a, I have a little, ah, a murderous. Yeah. What you do? I'm like, kill his heel. It was just a new blade.

I was clumsy. I think that a new blade. I was clumsy. I think that's gonna scar. Probably like three months. That's probably there forever. If Achilles were shaving his legs and had that same injury, what do you've died? I'm like, what have you done in him? He's delicate heel.

My one weakness, why did I shave my legs? So Achilles mom, right, dipped him in the River Sticks. Was it the River Sticks? Was that what it was? I knew it was a body of water. I didn't realize it was the River Sticks. Was it the River Sticks? Was that what it was? I knew it was a body of water. I didn't realize it was the River Sticks. Any experts in mythology here? I'm looking it up.

Believe it was the River Sticks, she dipped him in, and then the story goes that she had to hold him somewhere, so she held him by the heel when she dipped him. So it didn't get the heel, didn't get the stick river. River Sticks. But the rest of his foot did? It was the River Sticks. Thank you. The rest of his foot did. It was the river sticks. Thank you.

The rest of his foot got it though. Just not the heels. Yeah, she just told them by the one heel. Is it both heels or what? She's a one heel. She told them and she goes dip and does that. But what I always thought is that his heel was vulnerable because it wasn't dipped.

But then I had this weird obsession with a killie's mom then had like invincible finger and thumb. Like, yeah. Because she got, because she dipped the finger. She must have dipped those fingers in. So they were invincible as well. We never hear about that part of the story. That's interesting.

Yeah. If that hand is still preserved to this day somewhere. Can you imagine though a pissed off mother's, like, which one you fuckers killed? Like, poke people. imagine how fast she was able to shave with those fingers. Amazing. You can see those fingers like this. You would have to worry about

her nails getting cut on that hand. Exactly. Yeah. We're totally fine. I always say I don't know if you've ever had this, but I have been a reckless shaver point in my life and you know when you fucked up, sometimes you can't feel how bad it is, but you know it's you know you've cut yourself pretty

badly when the razor stops like you get it caught. You ever done that? No. Now I did that one, it's on my face, like right here. And I had literally like two, it was a double-bladed razor at the time and I had two perfectly glinted. Yeah, it was bad.

I'll tell you what hurts is cutting your armpit. Like, I've had it multiple times where I like go sideways by accident and just like, you would slide, why would you go sideways? Well, like it slips or something. It's not intentional. Like you literally would sideways with the blade? Yeah.

Got like your cut in red? I don't think I've ever cut my armpit shaving. It's horrible. Ow. It takes forever to heal too. Yeah. I, this is going to sound really bad. I dry shave my underarms.

How? I don't know. I think it's cause I'm always sweaty. And I dry shave my face. I just always sweaty, but it's dry when you shave. Only when I shave. I'm only shaving cream on my face. Are you shaving cream?

Never have. Well, I should say never have. I gave up on it. I had something weird happen. I want to know how you would have reacted to this. I had a weird experience earlier today. I guess I would have complained about it on my podcast. That's not a reaction.

I was in my office, we were filming earlier this morning, filming all day, then when we were done, I had to go over to my office, take a conference call. So I sit down on my desk, join the call on my phone, on my cell phone, then I'm like, why am I sitting on my desk, I've got a couch, I'm gonna go stretch out on the couch, that's in my office. So I walk over to my couch, spread out my feet up on it, I'm on the phone, and I look over why am I sitting on my desk? I've got a couch. I'm gonna go stretch out on the couch. That's in my office. So I walk over to my couch,

you know, spread out my feet up on it. I'm on the phone and I look over to the side of the couch and there's a phone just like on the arm like that like face down like a cell phone. It's an Android phone. Yeah, it was like that's weird and I pick it up and look at it. There's no identifying info on it or anything. I'm like How long has this phone been here? Like what's this phone doing? Is it recording? Is it recording? Right. So I was like, so I like set it outside, finish my call. So I don't know what's going on. Yeah.

You know, and so then I finish my call, go outside, cell phone's still there. And I'm like, what the fuck do I do with this phone? Like, I guess you can't like unlock it at all. Right. Like I look at it, there's no way to unlock it. It just has the time and it says that there's like an alarm set for 7 30 the next morning I rarely you can't use the phone to find the person right the person can find the phone. Yeah So I mean what would you have been paranoid about it? I was super paranoid

I know I didn't what way like it's explosive device or that it's it's dropping. It's eavesdropping Yeah, it's recording. Do I sure I would think that I don't know if I'd be paranoid about that because the only people who could have gone Into that office and left a phone there their people that you would have led in. Yeah. You don't get your luck to answer that question. You have a locked case. You live in a cage. Right, but you don't know.

I mean, I've found people in there that I've not given the code to before. What? You've found people? Yeah. That's crazy. Were they lying face down on your couch? It was someone who doesn't think phone. War period. I don't know, I feel weird about that.

But if you wear it, right? Call him out. So one time I walked into my office and fucking Edward Sockwell was sitting in there. And I walked in and he was, oh yeah, my office was too loud. I came in here to record something. And I was like, oh. How did he get the code? I don't know.

It was okay. And then I ended up changing the code later that day. Because of every matchy. Learned, learned, learned, learned mistakes. I was like, I'm never going in there. It was interesting. The word was our former head of social media. Social media manager.

There you go. Thank you, Barbara. Works for Barbara. And he has earned the moniker from the audience of being the chive guy. Or some people say Buzzfeed guy because they forgot the name of the brand. Yeah, because he worked at Chai. Spinner asshole. Yep. But he actually started at Rysher Key. He was an intern in the broadcast department.

Like 2014. Yeah, for how long? He was here. Like at least six months, right? At least. And then he got that job at the chai. And we always liked that word. And then like, oh, it's a good chance for you to come back and work for us. He did. But for some reason, the fucking audience latched on with this chive moniker. Yeah. I like the guy. I thought everything he was. He was a great employee. He just had another opportunity to come up. So he decided to move on. And I thought that we fired him because of one joke he made on Twitter. No, I thought for the most part, his stuff was really funny. And I feel kind of bad because I would sometimes interact

with his social post with like, you know, a face palm or like, why? Or like kind of making fun of him. But I thought that was like part of the fun of him. I, we really like to sense of humor. We all thought that he did great work. But yeah, well, that was okay. The, yeah. The, to, it was like the criticism they got

of that his posts were hate fellow kids. It's like, he's like 14. How old is he? He's young, five. I think he's even younger. I think he's like, he's just out of college. He's like, he's been in 2015, I think from college. Yeah.

So he is a fellow kid. Though this does remind me, and I don't think I have the tweets saved. But I had I had a thing to happen today. It's a political thing a little bit. Emma Gonzalez, who is the kind of the poster person for the March for your life or the gun control movement at the moment. She took a photo where she ripped up a shooting target. And it's been now Photoshopped to look like she's ripping up a copy of the Constitution.

And people have called this out as fake that she's not, and it's gone viral, of course. And then it's like, it's gonna call that that it's fake. And I thought, I'm not indulged, I'm gonna look outside of my bubble for other things. And I was looking at comments about it. And it was people who were being told this is fake and they were like, the response was something I'm paraphrasing here was like, yes, I know

this is fake, but the message is real. And that's why we need to meme this as much as possible. It's like, so we literally live in like the post information age, right? It doesn't matter. Yeah. Even if you thought that was real, there's no reason she would be tearing up the Constitution. That's not what they're trying to do. Yeah, well, it's like, well, you know,

you could say somebody made the argument, that was the issue one, that they are trying to change the second amendment, you know what I mean? So there is a modification of the constitution. The amendment that modified the original constitution. Right, that's how that worked. I'm curious. I wanna know what that process is.

You can't change an amendment, go. The word amendment, right, the word amendment makes me think this may have come later. And it may have been a change to the original market. Right, it may have been the original document wasn't complete, but had to be changed and updated because times changed. So way in the constitution, like the bill of rights are the first 10 amendments that were made to the constitution,

and they were made very rapidly after the ratification of the constitution itself. So what are the rights that are reserved in the actual core document? Is it just the system of government? I should know this. I mean, I know like the preamble of the constitution. Bill of Rights came out 13 years later. 13 years? Yeah, it was 1789.

It wasn't ratified until 1791. 1791, meaning the Bill of Rights was not. That's 12 years. Yeah, it was 1789. It wasn't ratified until 1791. 1791, meaning the Bill of Rights was not. That's 12 years. Correct. Yeah. So it was created 1789. No, two years and then ratified 1791. The Bill of Rights. Oh, and they were all don't want those block of them, right? Right. It was all of the first 10 first 10. Got them. Yeah. But those are then those are like the rights that we as Americans, I think really whole dear. So I always fight about the second of the first amendment, I think really whole dear. That's why we fight about the second amendment, the first amendment and those things. But I thought it was really interesting

to see the reaction of also of Americans to something that's going on over in the UK right now or in Scotland, I believe specifically, where remember that guy we talked about who trained his pug to be a Nazi? Oh, right. And it would get excited about stuff. And now he's going to prison. He trained the pug to give like a high-alselip when you would say

certain. What does other people say? He had doggy high five. Doggy high five. And he's going to prison? It was the context of what he would say to trigger the action by the dog that I think caused problems. So confused as to the actions of certain people. Oh, wow. So his whole approach was his girlfriend always talks about how nice the dog is. Yeah. And he can't stand the dog so that what's the meanest thing I can turn this dog into?

And I figured I'd turn it into a Nazi. So do it as a joke? Yeah, he does a joke on his girlfriend. That's the premise of the video that he put out. And he does say that at the top of the video. But then he says very like, very reactionary hate speech in it. And that's what he was convicted of.

It was hate speech, which is in other places, you can be convicted of saying things that are. What was the sentence? I don't actually know what the sentence was. I think he's going to try to appeal it. But I know it was potentially a prison sentence, but he was convicted. I'm trying to find the specifics about what he was sentenced to. Yeah, okay.

I'm guilty of hate crimes. What country was that? I believe a Scotland, right? Wow. You were somewhere in the UK. I believe you were right. I think you were Scotland. Yeah.

I wonder what would happen if someone in the US put out a video like that, probably nothing. Have you been to YouTube? I'm not. Oh, I mean, people are in the UK, he's in London, I believe, where he's based, and, you know, he's in London. But this is a little different. He, this guy with the, the pug was like actually saying stuff that I would also classify as hate speech.

Gotcha. Like what he would do is, no, a fence Barbara, he would train the dog to get excited when he would say certain phrases to the dog. About juice. I mean, one of the phrases was gas the juice. And like he would say a bunch of things and he'd go, he'd go like, you want some food?

You know, you want to go in the kitchen? Gas the juice? And the public would like perk up like that. So he taught the dog to get excited about that. He will be sentenced on April 23rd and faces up to six months in prison for the offense. Okay. Six months in prison.

Still though, half a year for that, for something you didn't intend to be a dumb joke. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe a joke in bad taste. Bad taste, but even as someone who should be very offended by this, I could still see that it was ingest. And yeah, that seems like a little extreme for that kind of thing.

Yeah. Like six months, wow. That's a long time for, like you said, it essentially boils it down to a joke made in port taste. Like I don't know anything else about the guy. I don't know if he has a history of say anything like that, but I feel like that would have come out.

Yeah, but at least he knows that that's the worst thing the dog could be, at least. Yeah, implicitly he knows it's horrible. Yeah, the premise is he's gonna turn thing the dog could be. At least, like, yeah, implicitly, he knows it's horrible. Yeah, the premise is he's gonna turn the dog into something horrible. This dopey little pug, you know, and you know, pugs might get excited or I can plug out and everything.

Yeah. So it's pretty ridiculous. Fuckin' love pugs. Do you? Oh yeah. I love all dogs. How can I, I don't have a dog, can we shoot a dog? I live in an apartment.

I feel like it'd be hard. I don't really have a yard. You travel. And I travel a lot. I live in an apartment. I feel like it'd be hard. I don't really have a yard. You travel. And I travel a lot. I think it's almost unfair. You know, sometimes you know, pet owners, let me ask you this Becca. So you have like three dogs, right?

You have two. Kid soon to be kids and you have dogs. Yep. Were you a person who considered your dogs to be your children? Oh yeah. And you consider still after having a child, do you still consider your dogs to be your children? And you consider still after having a child, do you still consider your dogs to be your children?

Pretty much. Yeah. So you maintain that. So you have three kids right now. Like the dogs are way more worked than the kid. You can leave the dogs alone. You leave your kid alone, that's like kind of weird. Oh, yeah.

She cares for herself. I love this club now. She's almost three and a half. Oh my god. Yeah. She's Oh, yeah. She's taking care of herself. Oh, just a clue now. She's almost three and a half. Oh my God. Yeah. She's awesome. Yeah, she's so old. We went to a breakfast with Gavin and Meg and Maddie

yesterday who went and got a full English breakfast. Oh, that was at the English cafe. Yeah. And so on the way there, a clue was asking to see pictures of who we were gonna go hang out with. And I showed her Gavin, she's like, he has a lot of hair.

That's a lot of hair. I have a lot of hair. She's like, there's a few people in our company that have grown these massive beards. Like Blaine has one. Blaine has one now too. And then Gavin has a massive beard. I didn't realize it totally, both of that, that was in me,

I was like, it was like 2012 versus 2018. That one. Yeah. And then they both look like holy cow. Yeah. Did you see Maddie's beard? For years.

2012 versus 2018. 22 versus 2018. 22 versus 2018. Michael didn't believe it, sir. I can't see you. I can front at her about it. It's insane. It looks like a different person. Her eyebrows are like in a while.

Because I'll see you in turn. She's also 15. She has like very glamorous eyebrows now. It's a very dramatic change. Well, Barb, if I may, you may. Have you seen a cut of the Rucherti documentary the 15th anniversary doc There's a shot of Barbara in there that I love because it's in your awkward age and you look nothing like you do today Yeah, you can kind of see the person in there a little bit, you know the person you're gonna become but yeah, you blew up

You got to search real hard in that one You know someone's to edit that motion with your earlier conversation. With about the waxing, yeah. The second I did that, I was like, I know it. I do know that's kind. No, the documentary's looking really good. It made me really emotional too.

Yeah, I haven't seen it yet. I'm actually a little worried in one regard in particular. And so I want to kind of pre-seed this before people see it, which is 15 years is a lot to put in just one, so much, sit through of a documentary. So the problem is, I'm sure there's gonna be people at the company who feel like they should have been featured more, and I agree with that.

We should have made a documentary that features everyone. Unfortunately, that documentary would be about 15 years long in order to cover everybody who's been influential at risk. Yeah, I mean, there were even, how can I describe it? There were even spaces that we've been in that were cut. Yeah, yeah. Like, there were, like, it, it, it, it, yeah.

I mean, just, just, there's so much to wrap your head around. There's like, a lot of, I think, very important things that were left out. And it's like, but I can understand, like, it's a very, you have a very limited amount of time to try to get all this information out there. Yeah, of course.

It's like a usual 45 minute documentary. It's about an hour. It's like an hour and five minutes maybe or so. No, I think it's gonna be four minutes a year. I guess it'll be, yeah. Oh, I'm sure. Eight minutes a year. I guess it could be, it could get up to,

it's still in progress. It is, but I mean, I turned in a bunch of footage and we talked about on the podcast a couple of weeks ago and Gus, I know you turned in a bunch of footage as well. So there's stuff that people have never seen before. Like I had to go back to tapes to get some of that stuff. Wow. Is the photo of when I first met you guys at RBBTO

where I got my arm signed by you? I don't know if that's in there. I turned that into them. Okay, I'm gonna use it. Yeah, but I don't remember that photo. And I remember getting you guys to autograph my arm and I'm going, I'm never watching the charm again. The animation character.

Yeah, we got to talk about RVBTO and that being the origins for RTX, the inspiration for it. Becca came, I think it was the second year. It was 2007, so. Okay, so the third year. That's when I got kicked out of the bar. Yeah, you weren't even 19. No crazy.

I was 18, I think. I remember that. Yeah kicked out of the bar. Yeah, you weren't even 19. No crazy. I was 18 I think. Uh, I remember that. Yeah. I remember that bar. I was a courtyard the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, I remember the convention.

Gus read the convention. It wasn't me and Jeff that we went to with Becca and Nathan. But I was not at that one. It was a four. It was Jack. It's Becca that she had to sleep in the booth at night. Like my favorite. That was a mega con.

I thought yeah, in Orlando. Yeah, I got the flu. Yeah, and she was, she was going to roll with it. She was, you know, Nathan was the guy who sold it to because Jeff and I were like, no, no, every we usually pick someone but and it's usually the newer person who has sleep in the booth. But we feel weird about it because you're a girl, you know, trying to make her like be like, fuck you, I'll do it. Yeah. And Nathan was like, and she, and she looked at her like be like, fuck you, I'll do it. And Nathan was like, and she looked at Nathan, Nathan goes, it's kind of weird, but it's a normal thing. You're an expectant for me.

You know what I'm saying from Nathan, ever, to say anything. And I think it's so hard to be a trooper with my first convention. I don't wanna be high maintenance or anything like, okay, you're looking. Do the heavenly blankets here? Just use the merch and nice.

I wish I'd been there for that. Can we talk about video games for a second? Sure. Go ahead. You playing Sea of Thieves, Gus. I played my share of Sea of Thieves. You was at what is your share? Is it like everyone else was like three to four hours

and it's- I watched you ever play Sea of Thieves. Did you? For how long? Probably about an hour. It's fun, right? It's fun to watch. It's fun to watch.

Yeah. I feel like it gets to a point where what else could you do? I don't know. I'm a complaint. Yeah, I think you start looking for other humans to fuck with. Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah, I feel like I should clarify, I did get a code sent to me from Microsoft.

Oh, yes, I did. So there's a lot of people. Hashtag ad. A bunch of sweet controller on my own though. Not a hashtag ad. Is that an ad? Not an ad? No, they didn't pay for us to talk about it.

They just gave us the code. Hashtag full disclosure. Yeah. Hashtag hashtag. Full disclosure, I'm a pirate. I think it's fun. I think people complain about it more than it deserves. I think there's people who don't get it

and who sit on the outside of a plane and there's people who really get swallowed by it. And just want to play it. I'm fucking one of those people. You of a plane and those people who really get swallowed by it. And I just want to play it. I'm fucking one of those people. You're fucking one of those fucking people. I have a little bit. I even like playing two people on the smaller ship. What's that?

I even like playing two people on the floor. See, I was playing single player. I'm fine with that. Single player is tough. Single player is great. You just find a gunpowder barrel and you're just fucking with people. You just put it in the front of their ship at the bottom and then just blow the thing up.

Have they fixed a lot of the glitching and errors? Oh yeah, it's an online game. Yeah. And it has to be online. You can't play like offline. So anything that's an online only game is always going to have those issues when you first two days were rough. It was the, I think it was the first day it came out

and I was watching Trevor play it. And every time he would like give a chest to the guy and collect the money, the money would disappear instantly. Oh, yeah. There was also a book where you're like, your money wouldn't show up until you quit and then relaunch the game.

That's probably what he was dealing with. You're sad. And just looks like you turned the chest and goes, and then it's on. Yeah. You're like, what happened? And then you come back later and you have it.

I don't feel like I've lost any money or levels. No, I don't think I did either. Yeah. But I have to say, I said this on Glitch, please. I like the game a lot. I really, really, really like the game. And I will defend the game. At the same time, I completely understand

everyone's criticism of it and I agree with them. But those criticisms don't seem to affect me. I feel like there's still love it. There's some game score that's the case, right? Like you could say the same thing about PUBG. There's some games where that's the case, right? Like, you could say the same thing about PUBG. It's one map and you do the same thing every time over and over.

Right, but I played hundreds of hours a second. It might be one of the games I played the most in my life. Right, and I would never hear anyone say about PUBG. Well, you see all the content in the first three hours. I mean, you literally see all the content the first time you play the game. Right, no. Unless, you know, you spend 15 minutes of the content

of the first four days. You might find a different weapon or something like that, or you know, come across different stuff. You know, but it's not the same. It's like, for some reason, people will see if these in particular, I guess they don't like the sailing part. I think it's about that gameplay loop, right? It's about whatever the 15 or 20 minutes that you engage in.

Right. You enjoy that and you enjoy repeating it, then you don't mind that you're seeing the same content. And I absolutely like as long as that loop is okay, you can enjoy that and you enjoy repeating it, then you don't mind that you're seeing the same content. And I absolutely. As long as that loop is okay, you can keep doing it over and over. And that's what PUBG does. It's a 30 minute loop, ideally. And as long as you're having fun in that 30 minute loop over and over, you keep doing

it. But I do understand people's criticism. I actually like that people are making the criticisms because I like the game the way it is. But I know that the criticisms are going to force them to put more content in this game and add more things very very quickly hopefully The dude just follow the fucking fortnight model man make a battle royale with like pirate battle royale Oh, that'd be awesome. Yeah, and then you done and then also update skins like once a day

Apparently to fortnight just has people just making skins all the time something I love about that game and especially watching someone else play it I love the sounds That like pirate movies and games have, like the creaking of the ship and water. Like I love those, that's ASMR for me. Loading the cannon, chunk, chunk, I just love that. All that stuff.

Yeah. It's really, I think that one thing I can say, defend that game with is they got the basics of it, like down pat. In fact, Gus on Glitch please, we looked at, I brought up the announcement trailer from E3 2015. The game looks the same. It looks the exact same as it did in 2015, three years ago. That one was being switched moves.

No, but it's like, what were the last three years spent doing? That's what it makes me wonder. Fencing the sounds. Yeah, getting those sounds exactly right. Yeah. And like the combat with the skeletons is like, okay, but raids are tremendous amount of fun. I don't remember the reveal in 2015. Is it possible that that was just like an animation sequence and that that was like their goal? Like they had actually started making the game yet. But this game is kind of like hard to tell the difference

between the animation and the actual gameplay. Right. But if it is animation, and there's like action shots of two ships fighting each other. And the ship models actually, yeah, do look a little different than what they ended up with in the final game. Although maybe they've got a ship model

in their back pocket. I don't think so. People think that my kids actually made the argument that Rare is sitting on a couple of things that they didn't put out at release so that they could put something out a week later. I don't think that's the case. I think they put everything out there on the table

and it might be like six months before we see something new Hope I'm pleasantly surprised that that's not the case, but we'll see But I haven't played far cry five which is the other game on top of you have you played it? No, I want to play that and I want to play a way out But how would you think so far about I want to play a way out to you, but I wanted to play I look forward I I think far cry might be the franchise that I like the most and talk the least about I got into that series later It wasn't until three that I really started playing. I would say three for me as well. The vast one, right?

Yeah, it was so good. Because that's a franchise where the villain matters way more than the protagonist does. Like the charismatic villains they have. And I didn't like pagan men from four, but I did like Far Cry Primal, which was a weird game. I skipped Primal, I didn't end up playing that one. They basically just re-skinned Far Cry four.

They had the exact same map, just skinned it in a more primitive landscape and then changed the weapons and characters. Yeah, I've seen that overlay of the map showing how it's like the same thing, but just different. There are weird moments if you played Far Cry 4 and then played Primal. There's weird moments where like, deja vu almost, I've been here before. But you've been here later.

Later. Yeah. It's weird. But I gotta say, about two hours in to far cry five. It's fucking amazing. It's really amazing. Like I liked Voss as a villain in three because I could kind of identify with Voss. It's like Central American dude who's like sick of American tourists and everything. But I couldn't all identify with like pagan men that really didn't leave an impression on me. This Joseph seed, the villain in five,

they went back and now they're making a villain in America. And the way that they went about it is I completely believe that this guy could exist. I really believe it. There's some ridiculous stuff like him taking over a lot of land and the whole county and everything, but this character and this church that you go into is I 100% believe it. I locked me in completely. I don't want to oversell it because it's coming out. and the whole county and everything, but this character and this church that you go into

is I 100% believe it, I locked me in completely. I don't wanna oversell it because it's coming out and I just got to experience it. It's like tomorrow. It comes out tonight, right? Yeah, it's night of tomorrow. But man, I'm really loving Far Cry 5. I wanna play that, wish they sent me a code.

Oh, bye. I'm not saying that. I'm saying Ashley's code to do it. She wanted to get my opinion of it because I'd played it before. But I will say this, I really love Far Cry 5. I do have a feeling that this is a fantastic game and I will play it until it's done.

And I think that CF Thebes is a really, really good game. And I think I'll play that like at least once a week for the next couple of years. Just like loading up, because I want that experience of sailing around and everything. I just love it. It's a beautiful looking game too. Yeah. So's fun just to look at. I just like the

sailing part. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's what I was like my favorite thing about a sass tree blackboard. Yeah. Same same thing where it's like I just want to get on the water and sail a boat around. I don't think I ever fast traveled in black flag just because I enjoyed the seafaring so much. Same kind of thing. I also don't think people have gone all the way through all the content. They think they've seen it everything but they haven't. Like on a raid, did you know there's like all the different kinds of skeletons or? No, I don't really think people have gone all the way through all the content. They think they've seen it everything, but they haven't. Like on a rate, did you know there's like all the different kinds of skeletons there? No, I don't.

Okay, okay. Like there's metal skeletons and you have to hit them with a bucket of water in order to fight them. There's a rust. There's gaff. There's go, there's go skeletons. And you have to, somebody has to hold up a lantern so that other people can attack them.

There's like, there's stuff like that that I don't think many people have seen. Tons of content. Well, not tons. They're all still skeletons. They're two more skeletons. Yeah. There's like just stuff like that that I don't think many people have seen tons of content But I have tons You know, but I do think there's some stuff that I gave that people haven't discovered we ran into a crack and yesterday and Yeah, it was in hindsight not that big a deal But it was really cool to like all of a sudden everything starts changing

You're like what's going on and there are ship stops and these fucking tentacles come out They reach down on the deck and they grab one of our dudes and it was like, it's really fun. I don't know, I have a good time. I might be biased because I play with my kids though too. That's one of your time. They saw that child like Wonder. I gotta play with old assholes. Sorry, I gotta play with old assholes.

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like, Cambridge Analytica thing. Oh, yeah. But I saw something else a couple of days ago that was really disturbing. I mean, I was on our technical. They had an article that someone, someone real, let me finish the story asshole. Then article that someone realized that on Android for the past several years, the Facebook app has been scraping people's

SMS messages and phone calls. It's fucking awful. And if you go to the SMS messages, that should be criminal. Right. I guess they were utilizing this loophole where, like, it was no longer allowed in current versions of Android, but they were signing with an older version, which still allowed that kind of access.

Yeah. And if you go to your Facebook account, you click on like, settings, you can download all the data Facebook has on you. And someone did that who was an Android user and saw, like, a list of phone calls they'd made, who they were calling, the duration of those calls, and SMS messages that they were exchanging.

And it's crazy. So if you are an Android Facebook user, I highly recommend you look up this ARS Technological Hopefully we'll put it in the link dump, and it tells you how you can download your own data and look, like I don't use Facebook very much at all. So I was like, I'm gonna download my data and see what's in there.

It was 500 megs of shit. Holy shit. How the fuck do they have 500 megs of data? They just collected off your phone or something like that. I mean, it's not like, it was never a problem on iPhone. Okay. But still, it's just like, every, just like to see all of that information, it's like, that's crazy that they have

that much information about me. I can't think about it because I'm too far gone and it just stresses me out. Yeah, I mean, it's there. I've made my mistakes moving forward. Well, maybe be more paranoid, but also. Yeah, there's only so much. Honestly, if you don't realize that Facebook is collecting

and monetizing your data, then you just don't understand what Facebook is, right? I mean, it's like, is it surprising? Well, that's a whole other level. I mean, phone calls and SMS messages. Wasn't there a couple that did a test where? Yeah, that was all, that was very disputed. Okay.

Was it? Yeah, it was like they would have conversations with their phone nearby about things that like weren't actually in their life. Like they would talk about babies, even though like it was dog food was, or dog food. Or dog food. Yeah. And then they would never do any Google search for it or text about it or do anything on their phone about dog food. Yeah. And then they would never do any Google search for it or text about or do anything on their phone

about dog food. They would only have conversations about it. And then Facebook started showing them advertisements for dog food. I don't know if it's true or not. I started seeing some counter arguments that story, claiming that that was most likely not true, but who knows?

If someone was creepy things, people always listening. And you find a random phone in your office, and you're worried about what it's listening to. It's awful circle. Right. It was Facebook put that phone there. So did you find who's phone? I did.

Eventually, like, what I did, the course of action I took was, I was like, I'm just gonna walk through the achievement on our offices with it and be like, is this anybody's phone? And if somebody in the support office. Okay, no, okay. So they were in your office. I think we're in my office. We'll do it.

I probably would have reported it to like office manager. That's what I thought about also. We're sending like a message to everybody at the company like, Hey, somebody lost a phone. It's right here. Do you hack that shit? I hacked it. I would imagine it would be a team hunter

because don't they use your room for? They do come in sometime. Some stuff. That's why I was like, I'll start there. And if it's nobody in that room, then I'll let John make it forward. We got there to make out. That's what these guys is off. That's what I was like I'll start there and if it's if it's nobody in that room then I'll let John makes word on there to make out That's what these guys is off. That's what I need your code for

The make out Yeah, they did the livestream in my office the other day. Did you see the kerfuffle over privacy of iPhones came up again because of the Austin bomber No, I haven't I've not heard to come back up. Talked about this last week on the post show. He had not yet been caught and then killed himself. He was caught like a day or two later. Was it? It was on Wednesday morning, really? Yeah, it was Wednesday morning, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But so he had apparently this video, which was kind of like a manifesto slash confession. And the police have viewed it, and not only they're going to release it, which hopefully they didn't know, they just keep it because who cares, you know, what this guy has to say. But the people were wondering how they get into his phone, you know, and there was the San Bernan Dito shooter that there was the big deal of trying to get into that person's phone. Right.

And they, I think they realized after the fact that that might be a landmark investigation because they realize now they could just use the, you know, if the suspect is dead, they can still just use their finger to unlock their phone at that point in time. Right. But once they get them separated from one another, then they've got this thing that they can't, you know, it's, I guess guess civil rights thing where they can't unlock it. So it's interesting because your phone has so much information about you on it.

Like you say 500 megs of data are being captured by Facebook about you guys. I don't think I have 500 megabytes of data on myself. I really, I mean, what would I have? I guess video clips and stuff like that. But it's just like that's a chillout of data, you know? There's a device now, I'm glad you brought this up. There's a device that law enforcement can purchase

called Grey Key that can crack any iPhone password. It's still unclear as to how it works. Hence the word Grey. It's like a box, a weird, it's a weird title to have for a law enforcement tool. If I remember right, it's a box with two lightning cables that come out of it.

And they plug the one they want to crack into one and then an empty phone into the other. And it sits there and it somehow bypasses the time out when you get the pass code wrong. And then once it eventually gets to the pass code, it dumps the original phone to an unlocked phone. That's also plugged into the device. The current thought is that if you use a four digit password,

which is like with the old default on the iPhone, that I can crack it like in, I don't remember, like nine hours or something, it's pretty fast. If you use a six digit password, a six digit numeric passcode, which is the current default that it takes it a couple days, like three days to figure it out. But if you use an Alphanumeric password,

it takes a crazy long amount of time. What phones have been passed on numeric? You can set Alphanumeric password, it takes an crazy long amount of time. What phones have been there for me, Marick? You can set Alphanumeric on your phone. Yeah, me and I are fucking. So I have switched to Alphanumeric passwords now on my phone. Oh, oh. Because you don't want to be what hack it in?

Fuck that, yeah. I mean, I don't know. Because if that exists, then there's got to be other devices as well, that are out there. It's like, how would you then be paranoid about leaving your phone in a hotel room or somewhere unattended for a little while so someone can grab it and plug in a device like that to it? All I got to do, listen, I'm just getting your phone. I'm finding a dope who's got a face like you and then I can get it in your phone. That's what I'm doing I don't know. Although there's not many people that look like Gus. Yeah, I'm a little you need very

According to Twitter, there's a billion dudes who look exactly like me because all they do is send me fucking photos of random dudes at Burger King And I look at him like I don don't like it like this guy. I always get that. I say so frustrated. With me, it's like, oh, someone found a foreign looking, a vague looking foreign person and they're sending it to me. Yeah, exactly. It's like, oh, it's Kim Jong-un's brother who got killed or it's some chef from India or some random Chinese guy they found. Yeah. And they say, look, it looks just like you guys. No, that doesn't look anything like you guys. I'm fascinated by it because I can see there's like

one trait in particular on this person, like mouth or eyes, that looks similar, and it just shows like what that person uses for facial recognition. And it also makes it very clear to me that people now are worse at facial recognition than computers are. And they used to be a big like stopgap for machines. They couldn't do facial recognition. That was something the humans were way better at.

No way. Humans are way worse than machines now. Do you ever get someone who's like, this person really looks like you and you look at the picture and it's someone who's like very ugly? I want to find a photo and ugly person and send it to the actor. Hey, this looks like you. Like a fucking horse with a tea hangout.

You put bigger. And it might be the uncanny valley thing when someone says, this looks just like you. It's like, that looks nothing like me that person's horrifying. Yeah, that's like, wait a minute. Yeah. Do I look like I'm flying?

Or it's just like, you know, you see your own face so much. So something that's kind of close to it looks more revolting to you. Like it's just one step off, you know? Like a CG face that doesn't quite look human and it seems more, you know. I still get that pretty lady grapes woman you ever seen this There's a there's a brand called I think it's pretty lady grapes and It's at the point like usually when people send me stuff. I'm like, I'm like all right. She's just blonde

But this one I'm like does someone working at pretty lady No, me and maybe like used by likeness for the logo? Yeah, when you see one, so many things that look, that actually does look like you. There it is. It does pretty out a little bit, right? Lady grapes. Where are the pretty ribbon lady girl, oh five grapes? No, the creepiest one, I don't think we'll be able to find it online. But somebody sent it to us and then at RTX,

or maybe it was PAX Australia, when I was there, they brought me the app to pay for the magazine. Yeah. And it was a photo that somebody said, I'm saying, hey, look at this model. It looks like a cross between Ashley and Barbara. And we all looked at it and we're like,

that looks like a fucking cross between Ashley and Barbara. But so we, we, we, yeah, yeah, and it was really weird because it was like when you looked at it, you just tried to see Ashley, you could see Ashley in the photo, and when you. Yeah, and it was really weird because it was like, when you looked at it, you just tried to see Ashley, you could see Ashley in the photo, and when you looked at it and tried to see Barbara, you could see Barbara in the photo.

It was really bizarre. I think we must have talked about this, right? Before I know if we did. I don't know if we showed it. I'm seeing if I could find it. But we'll send it to the control booth and see if people agree with that. I'm sure someone will tweet about it too.

Yeah. Also, I'm in the chat on the S-Fodd. I'm in Bayonetting, Twitter. Now that we have chat on the beta Also, I'm in the chat on the S-Vot. I'm in Bayonidring Twitter. Now that we have chat on the beta site. I'm glad you brought that up. I feel like we should let everyone know that it has a brand new video website. It's got a better video player.

And one of the things it does is it saves your spot in a video and has dramatically reduced freezing. You can chat live like Bernie talked about with friends and staff. So currently it's in public beta at sva.rsthith.com Marketing came up with a hashtag for it. Hashtag it works. There it is on the screen. Use the hashtag RT podcast for now Hashtag it works. They've got a new mobile I'm going to have to come in out soon. All happens on March 30th

So check it out jump in there for now test it out. I think once the same day as the let's play, uh, spring break, starting next week, once it's live and publicly available for everyone, and we've switched to it. I think we will probably abandon Twitter and, uh, move the conversation to chat. I'm already there. I'm not, I'm not checking the hashtag. Why can't you live on my phone? I'm in person. It's very surreal. A little, little delay, little bit delay. I'll check Twitter for now. This is your final warning, Twitter. Move it over to Rupert Com. I'm done.

I'm like starting next week. What's the Kardashian chicken Snapchat? Who's the young one? The Kardashian chicken Snapchat? Chloe? Chloe? Kylie? What's your name?

I don't know any of these people. There's the most followed person on Snapchat. Trying to say. I heard that. Mike, I'm out. She's like, I'm done with Snapchat. Oh, I thought you're like, what's the chicken? Snapchat. I mean it's a chicken. I'm trying to say. I'm out. She's like, I'm dumb with Snapchat. Oh, I thought you're like, what's it? Chicken.

Snapchat. Snapchat's so fucking dead. I get less than half the engagement that I used to get. Dude, I got like three months ago and I got blasted. Yeah, I think about that a lot. I was on that with you. And if you were like, you just don't understand. I'm on Snapchat all day with my friends.

I'm like, no, no, it's dropping. Then you update, fuck them. And they're like doubling that. They're refusing to say that they'll go back or change it. It's terrible. It's tough to do. Instagram has pretty much everything Snapchat used plus Instagram features.

Plus I have a much larger following on Instagram. Do you know what you're following on Snapchat is? You can't even see that stuff. You can see your opens and stuff. You can see your opens, but that's the only reason. But that's your engagement. I mean, that's really what's most important. I guess. Like, I was using Snapchat because I didn't want to,

I didn't want to use Instagram. And now it's like, fuck, I chose wrong. I got a fucking new. I find out that Gus has an Instagram account. Yeah, I didn't say anything about it. And I followed you on Instagram. He has some nice photos up there. Yeah, you do.

You're your travel photos are very nice. I need to post there more. I'm still fucking stuck. Gus, I know. Jeff has some very nice photos on his Instagram too. I'm going to hit a year on my Instagram account in like a couple weeks and then I'm. No, you're going to keep using it. Hedged out. I know I think I use it more on a. Out of viewer basis like I use my account to like just see what my friends are up to.

Although I have to say that Instagram is the one application that when I load it up I get pictures of my friends' butts. And it's usually like I'm on an airplane and I'm just like, oh, oh, oh, scrolling, but it's like I can't scroll fast enough to get. I've got the point where I'm like close to unfollowing some people who post a lot of butts. Yeah. Like I just can't look at your stuff.

Where can people go to find these butts? Instagram.com. Yeah, and it's like, it's like, it's- It's like, it's like, we don't call men. You don't realize until you're like in a public setting, like an airplane. It's like, oh, some of my friends post. It does for work, it's for work. Yeah, exactly right.

I know this person. Yeah, we're just the weird thing. We're my friends. Yeah, like, what was it? I recently, like, I liked one of Jessica Negri's, like, her, kind of her sexy photos. Yeah. And then someone reached out to me, like, hey, you just so you know, people can see publicly see the stuff you like. I was like, yeah, I know that.

I know her. Like, don't tell me how Twitter works. I tend to like the photos of my friends that are, like, I like the ones that I don't find that sexy. Does that make sense? Like, you find it for like, oh, that's a really hot photo. I'm like, well, I shouldn't like that.

I can just prefer that to my friend. Yeah, normally, I like the other stuff. Everybody, you don't like a really hot photo. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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Posts, what do I find this if you go to the little little magnifying glass? I've got comedians music I have a little cake decorating stuff. Mine is somebody power washing a car. That's in cosplay. Picture of Amy Sideras and Sarah Jessica Parker. It's actually ASMR oddly fascinating.

You've seen the power washing video? Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's one of those. I have a lot of ASMR stuff. Here's a baby, you sleep in a toilet. Oh. All right. Yeah, I probably have a lot of baby stuff too, right?

Yeah, lots of baby stuff. Yeah, my stuff is a lot of hair stuff. I guess I look a lot of hair pictures on Instagram. I get a lot of baby stuff too, right? Yeah, lots of baby stuff. Yeah, my stuff is a lot of hair stuff. I guess I look a lot of hair pictures on Instagram. I get a lot of cats. I also get a lot of dogs with their tongues hanging out of their mouth. I have a couple of fish in mine. I don't know what to think about that. Fish?

What? I guess maybe like travel stuff, you got some little dogs. It's a weird mix. I like how you have some eyebrow Thing there, oh, it's nose. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, there's a rhyme or reason No, yeah, I was like I don't some weird low-hanging dick there. Yeah a lot of vying stuff, too I love vines like vine-ish type content because I just love that stuff I'm so sad that mine is gone. We should do Richie's vines again. There's a reason why we can't, right? Except the fact that YouTube algorithm fucking

you know, let's put them on Instagram. Or just put them on the Rishis side. That's what I'm thinking. Or just put a bunch of them. So that it's like 14 minutes long. I'm just six second videos. Dude, those like, compilations of vine videos have tens and tens of millions of views.

Guaranteed a laugh every six seconds. A 140 vines is what it would take. 149 seconds each, okay? Yeah, to fill up 149. 16 seconds each, okay? Yeah, to fill up 14 minutes. Yeah, it's blank. 149. 149.

There are a lot of this number. I heard it from Hardnake. Well, at least the script's full. Yeah. Yeah. Bernie would come in with like five or six scripts for vines. No, obviously like one page each. Right.

And then we would like have to go and get all the props we needed. Yeah. And we would sit ourselves down in that room for like a couple hours. Because they didn't have the editing. They didn't have the editor. We had to get everything right in the phone before we saved it. That was a fucking nightmare. Nightmare.

There was one that took, I think the longest was the one with the gallon challenge. Where one of us was supposed to burp on commands. That was me. It just wasn't possible. And then you had to burp like within a second of when you're supposed to burp on commands. That was me. It just wasn't possible. And then you had to burp like within a second of when you're supposed to burp. Yeah. And it seems super easy, because I can make myself burp.

I need to do that little initiation. You got to prep it. Yep. Yeah. I can't burp on command. But then every time I burped and got it right, then I would just start laughing. I'm curious with me. I'm curious with me.

Furious. That's actually in the compilation. Oh, yeah. I think in the bloopers at the end. Yeah. Yeah. It's fun. There's a subreddit. Oh yeah, I think in the bloopers at the end. Yeah. Yeah. That's fun. There's a subreddit called YouTube Hikos. Have you ever seen it? Oh, that's my favorite. So good. It's basically the new vine where it's like something horrible happening to someone in a very short period of time on a YouTube video. Yeah, I think it's like the Hikos five seconds and then there's

also like a yeah poetry or there's like multiple kinds where it's like each descriptor is a different length of time and the haiku ones are I think like five seconds or something like that, but they're always fucking hilarious. I gotta check it out. I've never even heard of it. Our slash YouTube haiku, haiku or haiku's. They're, I think someone claimed both. One of them has the obvious one. Yeah. It good. I'm looking, but my internet's not working very good. I'm watching very chat.

I am. I'm chatting. It looks like it's high coup. Okay. I meant, I meant to say, am I back in the chat? Am I still in my mind? I don't know why. I just do things I want, but I'm gonna stop doing that.

Yeah, but I, when we were doing the, the, the, we started this with the twitch stuff last week, but I don't know why, I've tried two things I wanted to stop doing that. Yeah, but we were doing the, the, the, we started to think about the, the twitch stuff last week, but I don't get, I get distracted by the content and I forget about the chat for a while, but there's some people who just like, they get locked into the chat and then they, they don't watch the content. So it's like, it just goes to show, I think that he really, the chat part of it, the communication part of it, is still the most powerful thing.

That's some people want. Yeah, it's, I think it also depends on if you're watching something new the chat part of it, the communication part of it, is still the most powerful thing. That's what people want. Yeah, I think it also depends on if you're watching something new versus something old. Yeah. Like, when we did that test stream the other week, that was all like previous content, except for like a couple of live streams.

No matter what's new. No matter what's new. No matter what's like two hours old. Off topic also was new. Yeah. But that kind of stuff is more easy to engage with like live streams, but if like a new episode of Ruby comes out, I feel like the chat would be fairly quiet for it. Not quiet, because people will still be reacting.

I don't know. I feel like it'd be balanced a little better. They'd be like, what? What? Cool. Oh my God. How do you make sure that? I see it's already happening.

I see here in the chat on the S-Wod, who is this? Echo, Clow. Us forgetting about the podcast and just talking to each other here. They are? I see it's already happening. I see I see here in the chat on the s-watch with this echo Clow us forgetting about the podcast and just talking to each other here They are yeah, that's oh it's already happening. Thank you. I make a friend We're talking here. You can pay ten. It is hard to remember this But you guys will remember this probably there was a point time in the community site on Ruchery's was such a big part of the draw For the website that there was this running joke of, oh right, this website has a front page. When someone would post a piece of Roochery content in the forums, people would get that

out of here. Yeah. Yeah, we're not here for the video. Oh yeah, they still make content. Right. Exactly. And that was a pretty long period of time there, where that was the thing. Yeah.

That was probably 2007 to 2010. Yeah, where there were people who were just there for the social media site and that was it. I journaled almost every day on our site for so long. Yeah. It's an embarrassing time capsule to go back in. Yeah, go back and look at it. Oh, yeah.

Do you feel like people don't do that as much now just because of all the social media that we do use, it's always short form. So people aren't as likely to just like talk. It could be, and I also think it's a gratification thing where there aren't as many people interacting with what they've posted. Like if they post the same thing on Twitter,

they'd get a lot more responses. Yeah. Well, it could also be like an intimidation thing, like as far as the content, like people don't have the attention span or the desire to read something more long form. Yeah. I don't know.

It's something that's changed. What about posting it though? Why? It goes back to gratification. I got you. There's less gratification because there's less engagement on it. I post on the Rushi's site from a journal I post about primarily about video game stuff because I just don't do that on Twitter. I'm doing anything video game related.

Movie related as well or just anything I want to have a discussion about. Yeah. And I don't do that on Twitter. Like, I don't ask questions on Twitter, you know? Twitter, I guess, is more like statements. I just make jokes on Twitter. I just write one like a joke, essentially. I like to entertain the bots and rough controls on Twitter.

That's my favorite thing in these days. I did wanna mention, if you're having trouble connecting to the S-VOD chat right now, like I said, it is still in beta, has a launch, so please refresh it, try to get in there, break it that way we know what's wrong. We can fix it. Exactly. Before it locks it. So that our hashtag is actually going to be accurate. Yeah. Thanks for marketing. And works. I didn't come up with it.

We were some passer-buyers. Yeah, you two are the closest ones. You're going to get my iron over it. That's okay. I finished an interesting documentary, many series on Netflix this weekend. You watched American Vandal. Wild World Country. Wild Wild Country? That's a sex one. It's about a sex cult, right? Kind of.

I mean, it's about a cult that has a lot of sex, but it's not really the core focus. Which one does it? Wild Wild Country is a sex cult documentary. No, you're not. I haven't seen it. It's produced by the Duplas brothers. And it's got good music. I didn't know that.

Yeah. That's why I started watching it. Because Mark Duplas was tweeting about it. And he was like, watch it before I get spoiled. Okay. We'll don't see that. It's really great. I mean, everyone I've talked to and asked about this.

That was conscious during the time that this was going on. It has zero recollection of it. It happened from like 81 to 85. It was like the big idea of it. I would even remember that. And it was in Oregon. And this cult moved in. They bought this 80,000 acre ranch and moved all their followers over from India.

They had a lot of Western followers. Yeah. And so they basically infiltrated the local government. Sounds like Far Cry 5. It just so- And tried to intimidate the locals in this rural, Oregon county to basically earn all the voting rights and it all fell apart.

It's just really fascinating. How many- You're describing the setup for Far Cry 5 as far as I understand it. You're pretty freaking close. You're gonna put the moving from India part. It was a big deal. Like they showed clips of Johnny Carson talking about on a show.

It was, you know, in the New York Times. And no one remembers it. Right. We'll have to watch it. But I'd be curious what made it all fall apart. That's always interesting. So the sex. So what's the sex called parts?

Were they all, were they all dueted? So it was, they're, their basic tenet was that they wanted to combine Eastern mythicism, mysticism, with Western, like commerciality greed. So where does this come in? And so they bring just what's the sex? It's a raw, hard, or cold, that embraced consumerism

and also had no stigmas around sex at all. And they just feel like they like kind of like shoehorned in that bit like oh we combine these two cultures and also there's no stigma about sex. Yeah, and part of their meditation ritual was sometimes you know just like bone and me too bursting into that spontaneously. That's how I relax. Bonin. Me too. First thing into that spontaneously. That's how I relax. I'm going to be looking up real estate in Oregon. And as a smart 80,000 acres available. This ranch is now like a youth Christian summer camp.

That was the same thing. Same thing. Yeah, we're like, a little girl. It's just as bad. Anyone else? Everybody in the young life. It is the young life. It's the young life.

It's the young life. Yeah. What's what's young life? I believe it's Baptist. Oh, correct me. I think a youth organization. I give it Houston, which is a huge Baptist. You knew what it was. What is it? Well, I only knew from the documentary. Yeah, you didn't know that young life was a thing. Yeah, I grew up with it. It's like an accident. Heavy. Listen, I want to be clear. Very noble organization, young life. It's all great. I that I was never been a member young young life myself

But he never had a young life never he was he was born a 40 year old man born in a baseball cap who looks just like other dudes a They said that We don't not to go back to it, but I'm gonna go back to it They said that Austin bomber was part of a sort of what a Survivor this group For homeschool kids that they said also the photo they're trickling at this guy's totally different the way he looked right They said it's a nonviolent group. Let's call riot Why the fuck would you call your group riot and the right just invades a device right dangerous chemicals

We're wearing a wig when you drop the box, yeah. That makes sense. When you dropped off the box, the FedEx, he was wearing like a white wig. But there was an updated photo that has been released, but it's like, it's not the photo. What the hell with glasses? Right, it's not the photo that's being widely circulated. Which is like, he's looking at this high school kid in the light.

He doesn't care what this motherfucker looks like. He could burn in hell. No, I mean, I agree, he's a piece of shit. But it's like, why do we just distribute this like photo that makes him look more innocent or? Oh, no idea. I have to assume that's all they had for a really long time. Right, but then the updated photo comes out.

Yeah. But don't even put his fucking photo out. I mean, I don't believe in the afterlife, but I hope hell exists and he's there. Me too. Yeah, it's just sad to read about those lives that are lost to this, like, just random act of violence. I shouldn't say random because it appears that he was targeting.

At first, at least, he was targeting minority families. Yeah, but I think in his confession, he said that wasn't the case. Yeah, like something written in his phone. Like, did he do? I'm not racist. Can you imagine being one of the recipients of the packages he mailed that were caught midway? Oh, yeah, I mean, they notify those people. Yeah, some people I think that like a spa. Yeah, it was a spa on West six. It was like a mother and daughter who worked there. Yeah, I know the daughter who was the supposed to be the recipient of the package.

Jesus. They've never met him. He had no idea who he was. He had never been there. How do you have their name and like? Didn't they go like didn't they go to the same school? No, no, he was home school, never mind. Yeah. I thought there was like some weird, tenuous maybe connection. Yeah, I have no idea. Bizarre.

Yeah, very, very bizarre. And it's also like, kind of stirred up the debate over gun control over this guy, you know, terrorizing people with bombs, you know. And bombs are illegal. We talked about bomb control last week. Did we? Yeah, didn't we?

Did we? On the steak podcast. I think we didn't talk about the bomb order in the main show. Yeah, that was after. Yeah, and then I've seen people tweeting about it ever since then. I don't know, man, it's just like the political discourse in this country is just like, it's just like you're on one side of the other and you have to

subscribe to everything on one side or subscribe to everything on the other side. It's like, you can't like pick and choose like where you stand on any particular issue. It's like, well, I like lower taxes, so I'm also super pro religion. You know what I mean? It's just like these things don't go hand in hand, but somehow they do in this country. I don't get it, you know. I mean, it's just like these things don't go hand in hand, but somehow they do in this country. I don't get it, you know? I don't know. Yeah, it's bizarre.

It's like, it's a side effect of this stupid two-party system we have. There's no nuance available. It's either one extremer or another with nothing in between. Yeah, like a stormy day, and I'm like, Trump right now. Everyone's like, she was like 60 minutes. Was she interviewed by Anderson Cooper?

Yeah, yeah. Ratings were through the roof. It's like, honestly, could give some. Yeah, I intentionally didn't watch that. I don't even fuck. I want to, like, was on 60 minutes. Was she interviewed by Anderson Cooper? Yeah, yeah. Ratings were through the roof. It's like, it's like, I don't see who gives the sh- Yeah, I intentionally didn't watch that. I don't give a fuck. I want to like five minutes of it. Yeah. Who gives the sh-

What he's doing in his private life? You know, if he's not doing anything criminal, right? And it's like, and the people are like, we'll just could violate, uh, uh, tax stuff. Or tax flows are voter funding fraud or something like that for election fraud. Uh, because he, it's the way you can use election funds at the time.

It's like, this is not what it's meant to catch, is this kind of thing. They're not doing an interview with her about this election fund scan. Yeah, there's enough other stuff to concentrate on without being distracted by this. And it just reminds me of the whole Clinton and Monica Lewinsky thing.

It was gross then, it's gross now. You know what I mean? It's just, we were talking about that before the podcast. He was impeached over some of that stuff because he lied under oath to a grand jury Yeah, yeah, yeah It's a non denial denial I'll never forget to me like the the I thought okay We've reached a whole new level of low was when those congressional hearings they had with Monica Lewinsky in them and Who's like the recorders?

Sure. Paula. Paula Jones. Yeah. Paula Jones. With that. No, that's somebody else. Anyway, they had the whole hearing.

Monica Flowers. No, that's another. That's another. There were so many. There's just another one of Clinton's. They though the Linda trip. Linda trip. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Uh, they, anyway, they had those hearings of Linda trip and Monica Lewinsky. And I remember they pulled that, if I recall correctly, it was a blue dress from the gap. Yeah. And it had a cum stain on it. And they were talking about the president's cum stain on dress. I thought, is this really happening? Is this like the Congress is debating a cum stain from the president?

It's like, that's right. That's right. Yeah. And it's like, that's what I've realized we had reached a point is like, for anything to be acceptable It just has to happen like you would never envision that if you tell people in a year We're gonna be talking about a dress with a presidential Come see not if you like that's never gonna fucking happen. They would never do that

They absolutely did it. They busted that dress out made they like had it like the dry cleaning wrap It was it was so disgusting. It was the shape of the presidential seal Yeah, and amazing just like we with Trump now, back with Clinton, the whole thing, I didn't give a fuck, you know? I've Hillary wants to like beat the shit out of him with a fucking frying pan, let her do it, you know? That's fine too, but you know, it is, what does that have to do with anything, you know?

What is Trump having slept with a porn star? What does that have anything to do with his effectiveness as a leader? There's so many other things to be concerned about. Literally everything else. Literally everything about him. Literally everything about him. If something we should be concerned about literally everything else literally literally everything about him Yeah, something we should be concerned about totally

I mean you're just frustrated because nothing sticking at this point. Yeah, it doesn't there's the perception that it's not It's not So you know why cuz you fucking let yourself get distracted right? Anything and everything you're just restarting that cycle over and over It was fun because I woke up the other day to everybody talking about Trump threatening to beat up Joe Biden. I must have missed that. He's old man.

I'll beat the crap out of him and like it was all this like school yard talk and everyone's like this is so unpresidential. And I'm like, what is Trump covering for today? Because that's clearly to me a distraction one. And it's like there must have been something else big that everyone was talking about and he got them all talking about something else. Also, what has he ever said that has been presidential?

He read a speech and then veer off topic that one time like a year ago. Oh, this is a moment you became president. He, he, you know, I mean, I guess presidential is like, what is, what aligns with what I agree with? And there hasn't been much with Trump, but when he went after Congressman, or Congress people about being in the pocket of the NRA, he just recently did that and was directly telling them that they were, you know, just taking money from the NRA

and they're in their pocket and they need to stop doing that. I was like, hey, I really, yeah, I identify with my president today. You know, this is one of the few days I can say that. I remember over there was like very silent. Like, White House boss back, Trump gun control comments after his NRA meeting. What's that? White House walks back, Trump gun control comments

after his NRA meeting. I mean, come on, but he didn't say it. He said it, but he didn't say it. Like, oh, no, no, no, they're cool. I mean, come on, but he didn't say it. He said it, but he didn't say it. Oh, no, no, they're cool. I mean, I found the tweet. He said, crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically. And yet he threatens me for the second time

with physical assault. He doesn't know me, but he would go down fast at hard, crying all the way. Don't threaten people, Joe. So when you wake up and that's the tweet of the day, I, to me, it's just like, there's something else. He's making that tweet, there's something else he's trying to distract. It's amazing. I'm mad about something. I don't follow Donald Trump on Twitter.

I'm sure none of y'all do either. I feel like I see every single one of his tweets. I do too. You don't have to. You'll see it. It's gonna come up because I follow some of his biggest fans who don't realize they're his biggest fans. Yeah. It's like the Howard Stern effect. It is. It's like the exact same thing.

He sings stuff that's so unbelievable. What's he going to say next? Oh, I hate that guy. I can't miss a word. Yeah. It's exactly the same thing. This guy shouldn't be saying this. Let me broadcast it to everyone.

Right. He's fucking close to me. It's exactly the same. I don't know if people don't see that. It's really funny to me. Um, what do you guys play? You play anything? Young life, by the way, this is from Ed White's soul.

Young life is a Christian based youth group focused on leading kids towards Jesus. I'm a junior leader for it in my area in Arizona. There you go. That's the mission of young life. Now we know. Now we know. Now we know. It sounds like you're about to say young blood. What does young blood?

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Like he- I'm always curious what people mean when they say their dogs are being out. My dogs are normally sleep to the night. No problem. Like they got the crate. But he just like was antsy or something and did not want to go to sleep. It's the first time that he's ever done that. He's having nightmares. I don't know. I was poor little guy.

I was mad though. So my dogs sleep in bed with us. And they do this thing- I mean you don't- Yes. They seriously sleep like humans. They sleep with their heads on the pillow. We're all lined up like Charlie buckets and walls or whatever. Blessing out the Charlie chocolate factory room. But they will get up in the middle of the night.

One of them will go get water, make a lot of noise, then go to the door, scratch to go out. I let them out, they do their thing, they come back in, I get up again to let them back in. The second I shut the door and get back in bed, the other one starts the process. They can never coordinate. Little level. So it's like a 10 minute or deal and I'm wide awake at that point. You put a little like doggy door in your door. That's not a big hit. But ours are all glass.

So yeah, it's got to got to hold in the wall then. Yeah. Why do you keep the door close then? Or it's to the outside. Yeah. Outside door. My bedroom door has this thing where if you shut it all the way the first hole to cattle fucking me out, not Meg.

And then if you open it like five degrees, it's fine. But if you open it less than five degrees, it stays open, but then it does this thing work. Just, I don't know why. Maybe the air conditioning goes, it's all fucking night. And it's one of those things. It's literally four feet away from my bed.

And I just think, I'm gonna get up and shut the door. I'm gonna get up and shut the door or open it a little bit further. And I just say, I just can't and I'm gonna get up and shut the door. I'm gonna get up a shot there or open it a little bit further and I just can't make this. WD 40 yet. You know, the first one WD 40 is that a lubricant or is that clean out lubricant? A lubricant. I don't know if that's true. Don't use it for sex. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, it is absolutely. I WD 40 all my hands just like a year ago. I was always told don't use WD 40 in the place of oil because it strips out oil and to leave oil, it's a more permanent solution. and now you use grease to clean grease

You're not you're not in there. I never heard it like how you could use nail polish to remove nail polish Yeah, I'm about that. Yes, just paint over it. You just paint over it and then wipe it right away when it's so wet It's not the best method, but it's not the best if it you're in a pickle if you do what what if you have nail polish on Yeah, you paint nail polish over the nail polish, and then you wipe it, it'll come off. Okay, that makes sense. Re-gelifies. Yeah, it's the kind of thing if you use a permanent marker

on a dry race board, just take a dry race marker and color over that and then erase it. That's bullshit. It works. It's a little trick, life hack. Just like color, color right back over it. I thought I could see a really funny clip the other day where someone had drawn on a dry race board, it is like giant cat.

And then the teacher came into race it and with Pernant Mark, and they'd drawn a huge penis. Yeah. Basically cat. And so then there's this huge dick. And then it worked on the whiteboard. Well, though, they had done it in two different parts. Yeah.

Like there was the dick and then they added with the dry erase, they added the cat bits. And then the cat bits were what a cat erase. Patrick is saying from the W40 website, it's a myth that it's not really lubricant. The fact is, it is a unique special blend of lubricants. Okay, well, listen, I'm a little bit old. Victim to a mechanics wives tale

that you should use WD-40 lubricate stuff. Did you have you seen that video? I think someone uploaded to YouTube yesterday the day before where someone made a knife out of a roll of aluminum foil. By the way, 10D-40 is not a lubricate, is the first auto complete. I watched that, I think yesterday.

That's so fucking cool. Like it was such, it seemed like that would have taken a really long time to go through all the steps. Oh, he hammers that thing and he'd sit up and hammers it. I think 10, 15 times. It seemed, yeah. And but it's crazy. I never made that connection that you could do,

like you could make aluminum foil into a block of aluminum, which is like step one of what he does, right? Like he just rolls it all up, takes the inside out, which I don't know why he did that. Like why didn't he just take the original cardboard out? I don't know why you did that. Like, why didn't you just take the original cardboard out? I don't understand why he did that first step. Anyway, that you could just take it all,

compress it, heat it, hammer it down, and you've got a block of aluminum. And he even does that for a while, like, who he's like tapping it to show you, like that it's a solid piece of metal. Yeah. It's just a really cool, like, recontextualization of what you, this, like, flimsy thing.

Like a flimsy thing. Video, but most of it sped up. I wanna know what the real time on it was. Yeah. Like how many hours? And he even like makes that wood handle and put screws in it and cuts them off. And he like sands it down on different types of material.

And then he uses like wet stones to like sharpen it. And really get, yeah, I mean, that's it. That's a role of aluminum foil that he has heated and hammered. So that is like a solid block of aluminum. Yeah. And then makes a knife out of that. Heats it up and hammers it again.

Heats it up and hammers it again. And he does this process so many times. It's really, really fascinating. I never thought to that. I love that YouTube exists so you can learn something like that. Me too. That's really, really cool. I mean, I love the internet in general

because there's stuff I wondered about my whole life like pre-init and then finally was like, oh, I can look it up. I wondered about my whole life like pre-eternet and then finally I was like, oh, I can look it up. I wondered about this one as a kid and look at that. Where do babies come from? I've always wondered. Where do they come from? I'm still, I haven't Googled that one. You want to watch? You research it. Yeah. No, I don't watch. Thanks for offering that. But one thing I always wondered as a kid was, what side of aluminum foil should you use to put around the food? Because one side is dull and one side is shiny.

I remember, I just looked at the dull side out. The answer is, it doesn't matter. They're not different. They're the same thing. It's because when they make aluminum foil, they press two sheets of aluminum together and the inside makes the dull and the outside is the shiny or vice versa. I think you're correct. And so, but then they just separate them when they press them.

So that's why it looks like there's two different sides to aluminum. I think it can make a minor difference, but it's really negligible. And maybe it's for like a rating energy or reflect it. It's exactly it. Yeah. That makes sense. But it's like one of the, this is what I love about the internet is you can look shit up like that and you'll see.

Speaking of which, lifehacker.com, WD 40, it seems like WD40 can be used to lubricate just about any moving metal part, but is this true? Are there instances where WD40 can be harmful? Answer, hold up, WD40 is not an actual lubricant. WD stands for water displacing, and its main use is as a solvent or rust dissolver. So, lubricant like properties of WD-40 come, not from the substance itself,

but from dissolving components, and the effect does not last. Okay, so I only read a selection from their website. Now that you've read that, I'm gonna read you the entire passage. Okay, okay. Okay, because it specifically counters that claim. While the WD-40 stands for water displacement,

WD-40 multi-use product is a unique, special blend of lubricant. So it's true that it stands for water displacement, butD40, multi-use product is a unique special blend of lubricant. So it's true that it stands for water displacement, but it is still a blend of lubricant. Yeah, but is lubricant like a scientific term? I mean, it's, if I wanna get a little of a jar, I can use hot water, it's a lubricant. I wouldn't use that, you know, oil bearings in my car.

Could use some lubed and not squeak your hinges? What was your astro glide? Naka in a spray container. Yeah, I probably Vaseline him up. Vaseline? I don't think I've ever used Vaseline as a lubricant. I've had to use Vaseline every day for the last week. Really?

Yeah, I got. Congratulations Trevor. Sorry. Now we don't need it. But it's actually, it's funny because Trevor happened to see a mole on my back that looked a little... Suspect? Suspect.

And I have a lot of moles and freckles and stuff. It's from my mom's side. Everyone in that side of the family has a lot. And it was my first time going to the dermatologist to get like a whole body check. It's thorough. Very thorough. You're naked. They go into crevices.

Yeah. Which is good because I'm a hunt. If you're if you're prone to them, especially if you're fair skin, you should get checked out. Like people haven't the worst, but I walk into the Just gonna breathe. I guess was looking up what he lasted that. I'm sorry, go ahead. Oh no, you're good. But I went in and the doctor was like, oh, is there anything in particular that you're wanting to get checked out? We're obviously going to look everywhere.

And I was like, yeah, my boyfriend saw more on the back of my, on my back that looked suspicious. And she's like, okay, we'll get to that. She's looking at my body. She gets to my back. And the second she sees it, she goes, oh yeah, that needs to come off. Oh really? Yeah, like today. She's like yeah, this looks very

Suspect okay, and so they removed it that day And I have like stitches in my back and I have to keep it moist and vasolined up It's like a melon baller. They used to get that Yeah, that's what I always think of yeah It's the ABCD's is supposed to look for when it comes to moles. It's an asymmetry of the mole. It's an asymmetry of the mole. Hard work. The irregular border.

Bears. Color. Color. If it's like a color changes or is it's miscolored and then the diameter. The diameter is bigger than the size of a pencil eraser. Genmar. So those are the four indicators you should look at when you're looking at moles. I know because I have a lot of moles.

It's now bigger than a pencil eraser. I'm probably fine. Could you stretch it out on you? Yeah. Now it is. That's funny because I have my first dogs paws tattooed on my stomach. Are they just stretching? Oh, was that what those paws were? Yeah. I never knew that. They were buzzwords paws. I never, ever knew that. Becca was our very first ever model for the Rushi store. Besides, I think Gus was the only other one. Yeah, not enough accounts. Yeah, and especially for our first attempt

to have lines of clothing for our female viewers, she was the model for all that stuff. I remember, yes, she had the tattoo showing in some of them. Yeah, that's how I see it. I know she had those tattoos until we took those photos. And I didn't know until right now that it was actually based on your first dog's paws. Mm-hmm. I chased him around, put poster paint on his paws.

Really? Yeah. And then he hit it at the bed for like three hours. He hit it in there. He had like tattoos that was buried behind him. Yeah. Like in a turtle logo? Yeah, like yours is all right.

Every tattoo should have a story. Like your blade tattoo. I told that story for years. Someone thought I had ink on my arm today. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, you got something I was like, oh, that's a tattoo. To the, to the Durantosco, that should come off too.

I probably remind. Right away. Let me see it. Is it all, is I like it? It's not too janky at all. It still needs to get touched up. I haven't touched it since we did it. Are we getting, I mean, we've seen it before, but we'll close up on it. It's not too janky at all. It still needs to get touched up. I haven't touched it since we did it. Are we getting, I mean, we've seen it before, but we'll close up on it anyways.

There she is. So, bing, bing, bing, bing. I had to use Vaseline on something weird the other day. It felt very dirty. Climb by a bubble ball or whatever they're called. What's a bubble bubble ball? Is it like a rick and roll you thing? Bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble. What bubble bubble ball or whatever they're called. What's a bubble bubble? Is it like a rickshaw or anything? Bubble bubble bubble bubble. What bubble bubble ball?

It's a ball that what? It's like, it's a bubble, but it doesn't bubble. They're on infomercials and they're big on YouTube. Like, no, I don't want to look weird. Is it a battery operating ball that goes, no, it's this ball that's very, very, it's like halfway a ball and a balloon, but it comes deflated and it tells you to

lube up this valve with Vaseline and then you insert this air dispenser into it. And it's so invasive. I had to like, he is in, like gently stretch it out. Pull it. It was just very, very gross. One of these is a bubble bubble. It gets huge, huge.

Like it wouldn't fit in my car. And so we had, once we blew it up, we have this thing. It's like, seriously, three feet wide. So we're gonna see the slow-mo guys video. Oh, no, definitely. It's basically what Dan was in. And it popped the other day. I was so happy.

Oh, really? Yes. She was really sad. We have to get her another one. My kids were a lot younger. I went as long as I could with I explained to them what batteries were. So I was just like, oh, that choice just did.

So they don't make noise forever. Eventually they stopped. She was playing with this old Boba Fed action figure and was like, any batteries it didn't do anything. That's just what it is. I think I spit on Marvel over there. I think it'll spit on you. That's okay. I would have never thought to that. That's just what it is. I think I spit on Marvel over there. I think it'll spit on you. That's okay.

I would have never thought to that. That's a great idea to not explain batteries or even how basic things work because preserve your sanity. The best part is whenever we go, my kids like carnivals, like those death trap carnivals, and I love them too,

and I probably have forced them into this lifestyle, but they always have those vendors that sell those spinning, whirling light things that you just hold and just make noise. I constantly buy those for my friends' kids and just forget such an ex-so evil. So evil. To be like, oh, hey, look at this. This is great.

And the kids like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, going around the house. You guys have ever been to Rome? No. I know this is a random segue, but they sell those things, those little shitty touristy toys, but they have they sell those things like those little like shitty touristy toys But they also had these things I've never seen before they're like these slime balls

Where you would throw it down and it would like go flat for a second and then reform itself But it would make this like Sounds what so everywhere me and Bethany went in Rome, especially the very touristy areas. I would just constantly hear what oh That sucks. What? What? Yeah, that kills a very serene place. Absolutely.

It was aggravating, super aggravating. Do you have a bookmark random shit when you're browsing the bookmarks, something like bookmarks? Ever since I got the quick links on my browser, I don't actually use my bookmarks menu. And then every now and then I'll load up bookmarks. I see all this random shit that I basically saved. Like, oh, I'm gonna come back and use this.

But there was something I found, which was two things, actually. It was a website article saying, showing pictures of things the way they actually are versus the way they appear in people's photos. And one was like going to the leaning tower of pizza. And then they went like 50 yards away into a picture and it's all these dopes, you know?

Like, it's like tons of tourists trying to take that exact same fucking photo. And then one was Mount Everest and it shows the peak of Mount Everest. And then they show what it actually looks like. And it's basically like a line of people. Now, they're such an interesting. We're in the dream.

Yeah, to climb up to the top of it where it's just like, it's just like a, you're just in line basically to go to the top. You do that anywhere like at the call, CM, and it's all just like touristy stuff and people trying to sell you stuff. But the thing I had bookmarked was, it was one of these like life hack pro tips, whatever.

And it was a way to get photos of touristy stuff, but get them in such a way that they looked the way they're supposed to, which is you essentially in Photoshop, you just sit there, you put something on a tripod, you take like 10 to 15 photos of it, and then there's those function of Photoshop where you just combine the common imagery

in a batch of photos, and then it basically just takes out all the people, because as they're moving around, that's like dynamic information and they're not common to all the photos. And it was really cool the way they showed it. I mean, it helps if you take a lot more photos, but you can basically blank something out by doing that. Would have been super helpful to have that

as a video filter for day five, but it was really cool. I thought it was a really cool thing and I didn't know that existed. I'll try to look at what it's called. Oh, there's a script ball, is that it? Art. The blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, yeah, a scratch ball. Is that it? Art? The blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Oh, yeah, that's the thing. It would squat like that. And then, does it go like reform itself? It was just like, what? Do it make the noise. What does it do? Next time you throw it down, you do the on and on appeal. What?

No! That's not what it sound like. When I say that, I go like, phew, phew. Like that's the noise it would make. It's like, I think it had a noise maker. Like it. It would just like, like a moocow kind of a thing? Yeah.

Oh, porous. I don't know. If I hear that noise, it'll give me PTSD to being there and seeing all that stuff. Oh my god. It's like, if I made that thing and introduced that to the world, I would just sleep at night. You know, I mean, what do you add in full of money?

No, but when you add into the world, there's money. Right, when you're in a $1 bill at a time. There's also the people that are trying to sell you flowers, but they don't try to sell it to you. They just try to hand it to you. Oh man. And then insist that you owe them money.

It's a polite mugging. That's what that is. It's a polite way to mug somebody. They're like handing you stuff and like someone who doesn't know about it is going, oh thank you. And they're like, all right, five bucks. New Orleans is the ever-send.

I was gonna say, never, ever speak to anyone you don't know in New Orleans. It's just, there's no reason to. Why would happen? I do that in general because I'm afraid of shit like that. Like, I don't know someone that they try to talk to me. I'm not interested at all. So Michael got one time because someone said,

I can tell you where you got your shoes. That's the old. Yeah, yeah. Bit in the Lollins. He was like 18. Yeah. But he's like, what? He's like, I'll bet you $5.

I can tell you where you got your shoes. And before Michael could even react, he's like, you got him on Bourbon Street, like where he was standing at the moment. He's all, that'll be $5. And like intimidated him until he basically, they were the friend of mine and he goes, ha, ha, ha, okay, that's funny.

And he goes, no, that's $5. And then like two other dudes showed up and said, oh yeah. I always, I heard him, you made a bet with him and you owe him $5. And it's like, okay, give him the $5. Let's go. Yeah, that's munching.

Yeah. It's a polite mucking. It's what it is. It's what we see what it amounts to. And I'm sure it's like, if push came to shove, there would be no pushing and shoving, but it's like, there is definitely the impression of like, oh shit, these guys are, if I just give them five bucks

Oh, oh, I can't do honestly Just don't I didn't talk to anybody in New Orleans. There's no No upside or they run up and sign your shoes and say that'll be and they give you a joke And I'll be five for the line five for the shine. I didn't want this at all. Yeah, but the handing stuff is Forget where I was but they some when he was handing out cards, you notice a normal thing on the street. There was, he was handing out cards,

but then when she handed you this card, and I took one from her, and it was like asking for a donation, and then she just fucking latched on to me, and wouldn't leave me alone. She never spoke either, which was weird, but she was just like, because I interacted with her, she was like, I'm on the hook at that point for her. This is like fuck off, dude. I'm just going to change you money. Annoying situation. You know, like sometimes

out in public, there's these people who are trying to talk to you or inform you or get you to sign up for like something like a green piece, green piece or a plan parenthood. And it's like, it's a great cause. And I'm glad people are doing it and getting the word out. But there are oftentimes when I'll pass by people and say like, oh, like I already supported or like, I'm on my way somewhere. Sorry, like I can't talk right now.

Trying to be as polite as possible because I'm usually on my way somewhere. There was a time, this past weekend, where I was on Congress and walking back because I was on my way somewhere. And someone, I forget what organization it was, said, like, hey, do you have a moment to talk about blah, blah, blah, blah, and I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry.

I'm on my way there, but I'm already very informed on this subject. Like, I'm sorry, I can't stop. And he goes, oh, I guess you just don't care then. All right, keep walking. And I was like, dude, like you're the one who's approaching me in the middle of the street to like bombard me with this when I'm on my way somewhere. Also, you're showing courtesy, I think,

but that's not ignoring the person that we're everyone else. I would never ignore someone who's talking to me about that kind of stuff. I always find. Working at the downtown office taught me to just ignore. And you guys just don't even listen. I have to do that one place in Austin,

you guys probably should see the thing. The Chipotle, right around the corner from here, it's just like, you gotta run a fucking gauntlet. Every time you go to the place, I can't believe people, it ruins their business. It must cut into their business. Did you see Blaine's tweet about that? It was a couple months ago.

He said, here's my route when there are people stationed there. And it's like literally all the way around the complex to get to the Chipotle. I don't know what it is about that location, but it's just, it's just a combination of people just asking for money, and then basically pain handling, and then people who are just there promoting some kind of cause. I saw some people I was driving down Lamar the other day, and I saw some people, like some college students doing a fundraiser for something. I don't remember what it was.

And you know, you see them a lot, where they're holding like poster boards, they're passing around, you know, a container asking for money. But on their poster boards, it also said Venmo a set and had like their Venmo address. I was like, oh, that's fucking brilliant. Like they had a jar, but they weren't going around,

like bothering people, like knocking out windows. They were just like Venmo, right there. It's had like all the information. It's like, oh, that's great. That's much better. I'm glad that they're not. Yeah, but you also have no excuse. Except I don't install the apps on my phone

that will harvest my personal data. We had an event at Ruchertice recently where we had a bartender who was like friends with someone who worked here, and he had a tip jar, but he also had a Venmo account, listed right under where his name and information was. So if you didn't have cash with you to tip him, you could just give him five bucks on Venmo.

All the time when there's like an open bar, but a tip jar, like, oh man, I don't have any money. Oh dude. I know, I always feel bad. So I almost got recruited into a cult in Austin When I called my but I might not be the best word, but It was someone who was like I was just it was somebody who stopped me on the street And it's weird about this like people promoting a cause and then also going back to your thing about wild wild country

It's really funny because I don't know if you remember this But there was an organization in Austin called Zendik Farm. Do you remember Zendik Farm? I remember though. It's a funny because I don't know if you remember this, but there was an organization in Austin called Zendic Farm. Do you remember Zendic Farm? I do remember that. It's a long time ago. It's a long time ago, Zendic Farm. And they had a publication and they would put it out like once a month or something.

And it was kind of like a zine back in the zine day when it was well after zines went out of style. And they would have this thing. And there was this girl, very alternative girl. And I was younger. And I remember she was, she stopped me to this thing and I started talking to her and she seemed like super enemy.

And so we started talking and it was like, then I fucking realized later, it's like, oh, she's trying to like hook me into this cool thing and I looked it up and this thing did not, there's a very brief Wikipedia about the founder of Zendik Farms, named Wolf Zendik. And Wolf Zendik Farms members In 2006, the community had a show, Zendik news on public access television.

Oh, yeah. Public access show in 2006. That's amazing. They were really sticking with it. Zendik Farm members were known for their t-shirts, sales of t-shirts and bumper stickers saying, stop bitching, start a revolution. The community has since the disbanded

with the property being sold. It has been accused of being a sex cult. It won a Best of Austin Award from the Austin Chronicle in 1993. Yeah. It was the critics choice for Best Hill Country Cult. I love to see, I've been totally fall out of the YouTube rabbit hole

of looking up Zendic Farm stuff from the 90s from public access television. But they seem utterly harmless. And this was even, I think it was like post David Kuresh, which we've came to. Like that and the, what were the comment people? The comment they all drank, the poison died. Heaven's Gate, those people.

Like those were like the two in my lifetime, the two big cults. Like I don't remember Jones' Barrow. Jones' town. Jones' town? Jones' Barrow another place. I don't know. As a kid I thought cults were a made up thing

because of the Simpsons. Like the Simpsons, like that's a great fodder. Yeah, it's like, oh this is a funny concept. I sent Barbara a link earlier. This guy had a Simpsons dinner party. Yeah. Over at Let me see what I'm finding. Where Ollie did was make food from the Simpsons.

My favorite was the full bag of Oreos. Are you regular Oreos or 64 slices of cheese? Yeah, a paper bag. He did not fry a paper bag, but he had like a big rice crispy tree. Oh my gosh. 64 slices of cheese. The crusty, the crusty, the clown.

So here's your, I'm hearing. There is a cult deficit in Austin right now. Cousinic form is not here. I see an opportunity. Ruse your teeth. Do you think we might be the closest to go cult in Austin? I mean, look, we're in Texas.

Like tax exemption of our cult. Oh my God. Yes, we got books, we got movies, we got shows, we just need to publish a bunch of self-help books. And web content, super shitty like public access TV. Yeah, that's what you can turn into public access. We're cult, can we be a cult? We've been brainwashing people for 15 years. Oh my

God, this thing is going to make our sex way better. That's it. That's a Tyler nailed up the title of this episode. The gang starts a cult. All right, that's it is time to wrap up though. So we're going to go start our cult. So I want to thank everyone for watching this week's podcast and we'll see you next time. I'm a blessed bee everyone The Do you like apples? All right, examples. Together in Trempathos, Characans, Characans are free to deal with nothing to do with this podcast. Analyze various unsolved and rooster teeth's cryptic podcast, f*** face.

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