Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Holiday Party Crashers - #523

Episode Date: December 18, 2018

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I'm not supposed to walk through this week brought to you by 23 in me dollar shave club and rain. You guys got it cluttered with shit. I can't walk through the area that I'm not supposed to walk through. I'm Gus. Yeah, I know there's a sign. I don't like the size between me and my office. I'm playing.

Blah. I'm a little bit. And Gus. So we had the war and Christmas extravaganza happened last Thursday. Look, I got a little souvenir. I was trying not to talk about that. Oh, really?

What's going on with that? That's terrible. No, it's a ketchup from the podcast, from the sketch show. I like it. So I was in the first, I'm not wearing the same outfit I wore. I was in the first sketch of the show,

and I was in the last sketch. Hi. Is it on? Hey, what's up? How you doing? Hey, brother, but hey, brother, how you doing? The, but the, the not to spoil it for anybody who hasn't seen it yet, but it's too late. We brought back some classic characters, the vaguely northeastern New England cops. I don't even know what accent we use for that. But we brought that back.

So between the first sketch and I had about, it was a fast show. It's like 20 minutes between those two sketches. I went in really quickly and shaved myself this, this mustash. So come out and like, you look like a character from Red Dead. Do I?

I feel like I look like the character from Walking Dead. It's funny because in between that first sketch and the last sketch, I also shaved dead. It's funny because in between that first sketch and last sketch I also shaped myself What's that you did They're more just serious Barbara did something horrifying right before we started I had nothing to do. It's a lighting different guys. I mean, I hate to have a technical. Yeah, yeah, we're doing like cool holiday So we all have a set's different that was on our neck. Oh, no, he was talking about crazy. What ever you did before, Barbara, here, Barbara, demonstrate the horror believe disgusting

thing. She has a Twix bar. But it's that profile. Get close up on on that. It is a baby poop. All right. I'll see you there, bravers. Barber.

Oh, God. No, no. All right. We need to cleanse our mental palette. We have a special guest joining us here in a second. That'll help you get past that. But for those of you listening to podcasts, there's no reason to go watch that on video.

You can just listen to my description. Barb is taking a party-sized twix, a miniature twix. Oh, it's a party. And like sucking it in and out of her mouth and it looks fucking disgusting. It's like a turd that can't make up its mind. That's right. It's like the groundhog.

Look, scene it's shadow going back in, then immediately coming back out, seeing it's shadow going back in. Yeah. He's dancing or something. My favorite way to eat. I like to taste it and then not taste it and then taste it again. Hey, let's talk about constipation. Any, I never deal with that.

I never deal with constipation. I don't know when I was a kid. I remember being constipated every now never deal with that. I never deal with constipation. I don't know when I was a kid. I remember being constipated every now and then when I was a kid. Really? What is it? Is it like dries out? Not eating vegetables?

Is that it? Yeah, I remember like sitting on the toilet and not being able to shit and needing to shit. And it's going away. I like squeeze. I'll sit there and I'll power through it. And then I don't know if legs have anything to do with it, but do this. Do your squatting potty. Squatting potty. Squatting potty.

Was proven false. No. No. It's real. I've heard that they're bullshit. Really? It works for me. Yeah. I got one. You think sure it's not a placebo?

You're just like, this is bitching in my life. I mean, I think it's, I mean, have you ever actually squatted to shit? But would you shout that? This is the best shit in my life. I have it. But I always tempted to when I was in Japan because they had two different bathroom types It actually is a lot easier to shit when you're squatting. Mm-hmm. The squatting pipe doesn't give you an exact squat per se, but it helps I guess they got this in you in a similar way the diagrams Is that a patented thing have they are they're generic version of squatting? Yeah, they're just stools Yeah, we don't have we don't have a official squatting party brand squatting party's a russet teeth. We don't know

Well, it's bullshit. Blaine, you're a fitness guy, like fitness. So have you heard the philosophy of the third world squat, which is not shitting, but like people will just in other countries, they just squat to sit. Yeah. And that it's like there's people that will now do that, they won't sit in a chair anymore, they just squat when they need to sit. Who could do that it's like, there's people that will now do that, they won't sit in a chair anymore,

they just squat when they need to sit. Who could do that for a prolonged time? That's the thing, it's like, apparently if you do it long enough, you can just do it. Should we have a podcast where we all squat the whole time? I do, I'd be, I'd be willing to, I can do this full on like, I asked to ground,

a completely squat. I'm pretty good at it, I sit like that. You do actually sit like that. If we got a microphone stand, I will promise to sit the rest of the podcast is squat. Mike? No, you don't want that. Well, I am going commando right now,

so it would be kind of understandable. What? Yeah, because I went to the gym during lunch and I forgot to pack underwear, so. But you're in jeans, so why would that affect us? I don't know, he'd probably just like mess with my bits and they'd have to rub up against my zipper and denim and shit.

You know what I mean? Oh, so it wouldn't be bad to view it. It's not like I'm gonna like, what is this? Pop out. Give me a bad user exchange. I love for you. A very thin layer of cotton, isn't it? It's not blocking your junk from me.

Or micromodal fabric. No, I don't. I've gone to Mano before, but going to Mano and jeans, if you're a girl is wildly uncomfortable. Because the seam is usually right where this, I was gonna say the seam of your vagina is, but. Because the seam is usually right where this, I was gonna say the seam of your vagina is, but like the opening of your,

yeah, we learned something. We learned something about John Reising or during on the spot. Oh yeah, what's that? He isn't wearing a door. He doesn't have, people should go rewatch that episode because it was interesting.

Yeah. He doesn't have a seam. Does it have a seam? What does that mean? Or he didn't know about it or like there was something. not sure if you're talking about that. I'm not sure if you're talking about that. I'm not sure if you're talking about that. I'm not sure if you're talking about that. I'm not sure if you're talking about that.

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Puh. It's just smooth. Like a kindle. Like a bag of marbles. It's so serious. Yeah. You know, seam at all. Uh-huh.

It seems weird. Is that a bag of marbles has like a stitching on it? I think I'm gonna go look. I don't know why I love it. I was like, what? I'm not gonna, I shouldn't do that. Yeah, I got a, I'm pretty sure I've got a seam. Everybody's got a seam. We have a pretty wild workplace.

But if I ever saw any of my cool workers junk, that would still be weird to me. No? That naming names. I knew somebody who worked in an environment where there was one guy who was really funny. And she said, and he was so hilarious, like sometimes you'd be in a meeting

and you hear it on the glass knocking, you look over and you have his balls on the window. Get his balls out and put them on the window. It's like, dude, if anybody did that here, that would be like, you're coming anywhere. You're coming anywhere. You're not.

Less moon base is not getting his severance. He's being fired for cause. Really? It just came out. They decided not to give him his 120. Because it was a ball-sexy? What's the segway here? Because he he's had a lot of harassment at CBS. And I guess he actively tried to cover it up and to stifle investigations into it. So CBS decided to fire him with cause and withhold his $120 million dollar severance

package. $120 million dollar severance package. So it's not at work, but there are friends that work at Rooster Sheet that have definitely seen my balls because I do this thing that I used to do in high school where you just talk it and then you've been over and you're like, oh look a core. I shouldn't talk about that. It's like really bad. So wait, let me see if I get this right.

Let me see if I get this right. You want to demonstrate? Not really. So it's you and your friends who definitely aren't gay and you get your genitals out, right? Uh-huh. And then you take your balls and tuck them backwards. Yeah. You tuck them back and then...

Like where like your butt hole is? So you can either have like the... So the first you fuck me thing? Which I do that pretty often. Put it in your dick's hanging out. Oh, you know, you tuck both in. Oh, tuck it in. And that's a situation.

And then the other one... No, I guess you would tuck both in both situations. Yeah, I mean, if you... How would you tuck your balls without your dick back? Because the other one's called a ram. No, how would you tuck your dick with it? The other one, no, I guess you would tuck both in both situations. Yeah, I mean, if you're- How would you tuck your balls without your dick back? Because the other one's called a ram. It's not that bad. No, how would you tuck your dick with- The other one's called a ram.

Yeah, because it's like the- How would you want to be? Well, I mean, if you're tucking your dick between your legs, you gotta tuck your balls because- Right. Balls are under the dick. Yeah, but you could tuck your balls and not your dick, because that's what I thought he was saying. Right, the dick. That seems difficult to me.

Yeah, I don't think that that is, but- I never tried this. Well, anyways, either way, it's a good talk. And I think like Miles, Chris, and Cole, and... Those are people who work a lot of people there. Yeah, you said that. You said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that that you said that you said that you said that you said that you said that like, I recommend we call you Buffalo Blaine. You're covering male bulldoings. Thanks.

So they can verify that you have a scene. Probably a couple different scenes. You bring the person right now who tell you, you tell you all about my scene. Boys are weird, man. Like I've never been a, like around a group of my girlfriends

and been like, I'm gonna spread my lips for you. Like, yeah, but at the same time, you're always like grabbing each other's boobs and like going like, that's very true. What? It is true. Yeah. What at the same time, you're always grabbing each other's boobs and going like, that's very true. It is true. Yeah.

What types of chips are you? Guys notice every single time a girl touches another girl's boobs. And it happens more than you think. We act like we don't, but we really. Yeah, I've touched Ashley's boobs probably. Yeah, a couple of. You made out with Ashley on the... Made out.

I gave her a peck on the mouth. I haven't pecked anybody that worked. That, hey, Ash Ash how you doing? Look who's here Bigger Ear muffs mush so mush the cat is back today and mush was actually brought back for Just a visit but it turns out there's a purpose for mush to be here today. Yeah, we we wanted to surprise you Bernie And you want to try this thing actually? It just so happened that Moush is going to be here. So it kind of preempted our surprise.

Let me grab it sweet little Moush. Moush has talked about this on the podcast a few times. He has entered the terrible twos for a fish for fish for fish. We bought a cat the cat tongue thing. Sorry, go ahead. It's, uh, we've talked about this a few times on the podcast where you put it in your mouth and you can look at. Yes.

Uh, we, we had a cat doll. Can you give me that doll that we were gonna have you we're gonna ask you to Don't touch that to that if I'm gonna use it on mush. It's it's got some fur on it. So here you go All right, I gotta have read instructions on how to use this thing. I'm pretty sure it's pretty Clear so you're gonna have like a Final wish. Do you want to have like a fallout leap on the finish. I watch off the finish. Yeah, though. Do you want to use this before or after me, Ash? Have you ever,

you've been back in the back? I never, it's not a sponsor deal. Have you ever wanted to lick your cat? Now you can. Oh, without the furball. Here's secret.

You could have always licked your cat if you really wanted to. Mush, how you feeling about this bud? Woo. And mush this bigger. Oh, that's terrible. So you put that in your mouth. And why is there stuff on the backside of the tongue?

Yeah, I don't know what that's for. What's that for? So you can go like, oh, damn. One more time. Well, no. You got to put the lips inside your lips. Yeah, it's like a football mouth guard. No, no, you put it just that part inside your teeth.

You don't have to put the whole thing inside your mouth. No, you gotta put the whole thing in your mouth. You gotta put the whole thing in your mouth, like this. Oh, there it is, there it is. I don't think it's gonna fit. No, that's too big, that's too big, you don't do that. No, no, you got it, that's so that's right. No, you don't, that's just-

That's my fetish. Dude! All right, mush. Yeah, there it is. Now you got a really good grip on it. Look the way you mush. He, there it is. They got a really good grip on it. Look the way you mush. He'll love it. Hmm.

Cats love it. Oh my god, he looks so stupid. Oh my god. Does mush like you? Moosh doesn't care. I think he's kind of okay with it. He's putting his face on it. Oh no.

He's pissed. He's like, oh, dad, what'd you do to me? That is not enjoyable to me. I don't feel like I'd have many closer to Mochela before. I think you just bite down on that thing, I don't think. Matt, you want to try this? No, that's a solid no for Matt. The one thing advantage that I can see to that

is that you have both hands to keep on the cat Who's probably not wanting to get brushed it so then like it frees up your hands? Oh, I love this guy so much man. He's so great. He is reaching a point though Like I was saying his terrible twos Where he he has two modes essentially he has one where he's completely racked out, almost asleep and just laying there, and so docile and he's like a total cuddle bug. The other mode, and there's no one between,

the other mode, he's like the Tasmanian devil of all teeth and claws, and just blight everything that he can find. So glad he's near us. Yeah. Get him, guess. Get him. You know what's crazy?

If you use your finger, he'll definitely go after it. No, maybe he's, he's only fascinated by this stuff. He's looking at all of our Christmas decorations, but Moush has been great. He's been, he's been right away, great cat. He's a very kindred spirit of Joe the cats because I have a photo of Joe from the old office. He's sleeping on one of the red versus blue controllers. He's using the controllers a pillow and then mush did the same thing While I was playing there's playing red dead and he just climbs up in my lap and then just puts his head on my controller while I'm playing and falls asleep I'm bumping in his head is moving in everything. He's just laid out. I love the photo of him the other photo

I post on Instagram of him where he's just like looking over and his eyes are just so wild. He's a great cat That's a tech cat. He's really good. So if he's got a really cute dog. I tried to get her to come by Oh, yeah, that dog that marks really good. Yeah, I was so close to adopting Arthur Why were you coming for the opportunity? So there's a mutual friend who fosters animals. No, okay. There's someone in sales who has the same breed of dog And he came into the office the marketing office and was like So my dog actually has a brother who's up for adoption has the same breed of dog and he came into the office, the marketing office and was like, so my dog actually has a brother who's up for adoption and I'm really hoping someone at the office adopts him so that, you know, if I wanted her to visit him or if someone needs me to look

after the dog we can because he'll be like within the family. And he sent me the link and I looked it up and it was like the cutest fucking dog I've ever seen. And I was like, this would be a perfect dog to adopt because he's small and he's like manageable. You can't have a dog. But like I've never. So you need to travel too much. For someone who travels, it's almost cruel to get a dog. Yeah.

People in the sales office are really jealous because that dog is skittish and afraid of a lot of people. But when I walk in, it'll come right up to me. Yeah. It doesn't up to me. Yeah. It doesn't bark at me, it jumps in my lap. It's interesting because you're such a tall person. So I feel like the bigger and more imposing you'd be, the more scared it would be.

Because you think it's like something with your sins, and those little dogs or something, I don't know. Yeah, I have that same relationship with Adam's dog, Rebble. Yeah. But it's only because every time he came to the office, I fed him shit. Yeah, he's same with me. It's funny every time I would go over to Adam Barrett's house,

Rebel would come right up to me. What? It's just like food dog. What the fuck? And they're like, wow, that dog really likes you. I think a lot of people have that strategy. Yeah. You told me that Rebel would come to the office and get in like 10.

That's what I got Trevor to like me too. Oh, we got a mush cam. Well, little pimp. Oh, mush cam. Yeah, his colors are starting to come in. Bip, beep, how big is he gonna get? I don't know, who knows. I guess that's a weird question for a cat.

Yeah. Cause cats always get to about the same. Yeah, I feel like they're cat size. Yeah. He's three pounds right now. It's really? Mm-hmm. Right, Ash, three pounds?

Three and a half pounds. And I think we got him, he was like a pound and a half. He used to hear what two weeks ago? He's packing it on. Something like that. Do they have like fucker eats all the time? Do they have, like is this a dumb question? Do they have DNA testing for like a cat?

Can you tell like, 23 and me for cat? Yeah. Like can you tell like what? So I like, I did a test on one of my dogs. The cat hates the one. And it tells you like, really?

What kind of, yeah, what kind of breeds have caused that dog? Did you buy yours thinking you was a purebred? And then, I bought mine thinking it was dog? Did you buy yours, thinking you was a purebred? And then- I bought mine thinking it was not a purebred. I did not want a purebred. Okay. And it turned out it was. Would you clone your dog?

Up your bread. Yeah. Would you clone Oswald? No, I don't think I'd clone my dogs. Why? What's the guardian of any against? I just feel like it wouldn't be the same. Like I'd be trying to get the same dog and there's so much that goes into it, like so much as far as,

I'm not sure, you know, their genetic makeup incorporates a lot into their personality, but there's a lot that happens in their life, I think that's changed them. It's true, it's just like also, animals of personalities that don't necessarily translate, it's like, they could be raised by the same owner in the same household, but like have completely

different personalities. Yeah, I wouldn't want to have like a weird experience with the same owner and the same household, but have completely different personalities. Yeah, I wouldn't wanna have a weird experience with the same dog. If I wanted another one, I'd just get another dog like that. If you do clone a household, let me know, because I would love. Oh man, how cute was that photo I showed you? Oh my god.

He was like staring into the sun. You were getting clone of scrappy. A bit. Scrap what? Um, like, scrappy dog. Scrappy dog, my Kandarshell dog. Oh man, yeah. Scrappy, have you seen our new dog, Pixel?

Dude, he's like a smaller version of scrappy. It's. Kills me. Oh man, yeah. Scrappy, have you seen their new dog, Pixel? Dude, he's like a smaller version of Scrappy. It's, it's, it's too much. I was like, this is too much cuteness. I love keeping up with those two. They have like a really funny relationship. They have like cute dogs. They're just, yeah, they're just enjoyable. Just beautiful people.

Yeah, just cool. Beautiful talented people. I love that dog. I remember when you met him at RTX first. God, if so, happy. How do you really tell? Hi, Darcelle ranks in terms of overall, like Patreon subs. Oh, really? Yeah, she's RTX first. God, it so happened. How do we really tell how high Darshel ranks in terms of overall like Patreon subs? Oh, really?

Yeah, she's up there. Yeah, a lot. I just didn't know that. She works for Asof. Yeah, dude. She puts out some lots of content. That is a lot of work. It seems like the two hardest jobs are that in Twitch.

Like people who stream eight hours a day for seven days a week. Anything where you're the sole person responsible for creating and putting out content and pleasing a very demanding audience is difficult there was a Verge article that Freddie Wong was tweeting over the weekend that was talking about how I want to forget the exact number of top my head. But I want to say it's like if you get 25. Constant viewers what your twitch streaming in a month that you're in the top 99% of twitch streamers. Wow. No shit really. Yeah, and then Freddie was, you know, extrapolating from there, talking about streaming.

Like, he wonders what the formula is. Like, what's the bare minimum number of viewers you need to have to cover costs, like your electricity, your bandwidth. Yeah. Like the hard costs that you don't think about that are associated with going into doing that line of work. You don't think about it, but you really need a good number of viewers. It's not like you're just going to turn on a camera, fire up your computer, and instantly start making money. What's the average viewership then? Well, I mean, 99% got to be, you know, it's got to skew that down to like three or four, right?

23 you said? 23 viewers? 25 I believe. 25 at 99%. I'm sure there's a way to figure that out I don't know how to do that formula in my head but it's got to be significantly lower for everybody else means it's a distribution of I'm sure meaning 99% I'm sure there's plenty of streamers who get zero. Yeah so it's saying here to start. It was something that he retweeted it says I don't't know the exact figures, but with tools like Sully Nome, you learn that if you hold 25 ccv for a month, that puts you in

the top 1% of all streamers, the top 25,000. I've read that 75% of streamers never have more than five ccv. Never have more than five. Yeah. We talked about this years ago with other social media stuff, which I think considered twitch to be a part of that. Like with Twitter, it's like there's people, you know, most people don't have more than probably 10 followers. I wouldn't say like, people are people that they know personally. If that Twitter has the advantage of being around a little bit longer. So there's a lot of bots that follow people as well.

But it's just, yeah, it's those are normal numbers, you know. It's one of the bugs me about social media is just like that number, especially for kids that grow up with it, they grow up with a number next to their name. I did not grow up with a number next to my name. That's a weird thing. And we have to acknowledge that. I mean, her popularity contest, you can pay off.

Just like, it's your name and then it says a number. And the number is like followers, or likes, or whatever, right? I mean, I think our generation was dipping into that with like Myspace and Facebook. Yeah, Myspace especially. Well, like I can't imagine now with like between Snapchat and Instagram and Twitter.

You say that the other day I was reading the fucking New York Times and this is an actual headline from the New York Times. I couldn't believe it. 48 of the coolest kids in New York. Ooh, that's not cool. Really? That would have been an article. That would have been the equivalent of like a social media thing when you and I were it. 48 of the coolest kids in New York. Whoa, that's not cool. Really? That would have been an article.

That would have been the equivalent of a social media thing when you and I were kids, Gus, if someone put out a ranking of how cool the kids in school or that would have been like weird and gross, right? We sent a photographer to look for the most fashionable kids in the city. She began on the first day of school and shot for two months.

Here are the standouts. It's like, nope. What? That's really weird. Why? You're at times, huh? Yeah. What are they doing? Slow-week. What? That's really weird. Why? You're at times, huh? Yeah. What are they doing? Slow week.

Try to keep up with Instagram. Stuff. I get it. They're having a tough time. What do you prefer nowadays, Instagram or Twitter? I'm really starting to move more towards Instagram. I feel like a lot of people are. Yeah.

We're like, we're big holdouts. I got to make an Instagram account the last year. Yeah. My Instagram account is barely over a year old at this point. I don't really use it all that much as so for funny videos. I feel like I should make it more of a habit. I think you've midhabit posting on like Twitter recently.

You got like great tweets every day, but it's just like, I just write jokes on it. Actually, I feel like I do feel like I shouldn't do that because it just like I get my creative fulfillment. Like I made a funny joke today or whatever. It's like I used to do that with scripts and I find I get my creative fulfillment. Like, I'm in a funny joke today or whatever. It's like, I used to do that with scripts, and I find I'm writing less slightly. You know, although the thing that I'm currently working on

is less joking, so maybe it's an outlet for that, but I am thinking about like tearing that stuff down. Well, if you have like 15,000, I'm going to ignore that Barbara. You have about 15,000 tweets or whatever, then it's a lot of all you after a while. It's like if I just put that amount of effort every day into writing something, I'd have a couple novels at this point.

We went through and figured out from 140 characters times, some people have hundreds of thousands of tweets. Like I've seen people like, people I follow that have 130, 140,000 tweets. Wow. And if you do the math and words, it's literally like 10, 12 novels.

And even now with 280 being the character limit. That's right. Now it's 280. I thought that was going to be a weird thing. It's not a real. I'm very happy. It's like a forum. It's not bothering me as much as I thought it would.

I was happy when they made it so that URLs and images didn't count in your character. That was a big step. And tagging people. Yeah, because you need to be able to put images on the researches website. You can now post images directly into a journal poster, just a general post now. And we didn't know it's weird how long we didn't have that. Now we were wanting that forever.

Just posting an image. Yeah. And it was like, but it's like hosting that stuff and getting it up there and encoding it. Because it's not a lot of time you have to take an image, so people will pull it like a 8 megabyte image. And you got to like, scale it so that other people can see it. Tell me these gifts, they get up to like hundreds of, yeah, hundreds of megs.

It's fun. It'd be easier to watch a fucking video. It is. And there are people, there's bots on Reddit that will go through and edit gifts into FLVs. Er, what did they? Is that something else? You get FLV. The video.

I think it's an FLV though. I think I'm in the flash video. Yeah, I don't think it's that. Oh, I think I'm about like a MP4 or something. Maybe so. But some of the webs, some kind of web them. Hey, I want to say this episode of the Reseese podcast is brought to you by 23 and me to your arms and legs, Twitch while you're sleeping.

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ever, so you look, you're 100% Gustavus. Thank God. The reason people ask what ethnicity I am, I guess, is because I'm all of them. I am I guess it's because I'm all of them Lee East Asian what's the highest percent I can't American Mexico What is that? Native American yeah, interesting you know, Inc and Mayan. Do you know? No, no, I don't know. I'm that's the most Drill down I guess I have not I'm curious to see what your background is. I might do that.

Yeah. It's gonna just be like, 100% Spartan. And I'll be like, I don't know. I'm just gonna do it. So, in chat, Boris of 007 says, Blaine's ancestry is muscles and protein powder. 80% bro. But I had a really cool thing that just came up where there was a service. I've always said nutrition is specific

to people genetically. It's got to fucking be. Otherwise, we'd have it figured out by now. You know, exercise too a little bit and sleep patterns and things like that. But there's a company that came out that will say, hey, if we have your genome, we'll send you a little kit or whatever.

And we'll tell you what you should be doing, what you're sensitive to carbs, for instance, are you better for endurance training and it goes through to explain all the markers once you do their kit. Or if you already have a 23 and me account, like I have, because we did them a podcast for me years ago, you can just like go check a box and then just pay the fee

and it grabs your data from 23 and me and you get your report instantly. I just did that the other day. I was in fact, I was with you. Yeah, we were fine. We brought up it. We had Gus and I have a lunch with you. Yeah, we were fine. We brought up it. We had Gus and I have a lunch. We have a lunch together.

Hey. It's very romantic. It's me and Matt and Jeff and Gus, and we all go and we have lunch. It's called a 20 plus year friends club. And then you raise Teslas. Is it every week? Someone's a month. Oh, not someone's a month.

That's cute. What's a month is what it's supposed to be? We're there. We're supposed to be once a month. We've done it twice since July. Yeah, it's like six months. We do like once every three months. Who would be, who would be at our lunch?

I guess it'd be the people who were like hired around the same gentleman. But why would you and Gaff, for sure. We Gaff, Michael. Yeah. I just passed five years. Jordan's weird. Yeah, we had a big company meeting the other day

and we had a bunch of people go up to get recognized for their five year anniversary working at Rousseau T. It was cool to see all you guys on stage and think like, I feel like that's when the company really started taking off, like seeing those people who were up there five years ago. It's like, that's like, it was like in the 40s when it came on board.

Is there about 40 some strong? Yeah, but I think a lot of folks are. First year at this building, I think we just passed 60. So yeah, there's like a lot of fuck up there first year at this building I think we just passed 60. Yeah, so yeah when you were hard to play around 40 because I was about six three six for a while Between the internship and yeah, yeah, you're up there John rising or gray hadic was Doreen had Doreen yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like Maggie up there. Yes, Maggie was up there Yeah, I don't remember the rest of that night though. I'll tell you that much.

Oh, what happened? Well, after the meeting was a company party. And well, so I do remember that there was a bit. This was on Friday by the way. This is on Friday. Yeah. So we were having our company party up here on like level, whatever.

And then right below us. Yes, and right below us. On level three. Was on level three was the Napa, like auto parts, like trade show party, whereas just like car parts and all sorts of things. There's everyone in like light blue button up shirts and slacks.

Right, so Miles and Mike and Fred and Drew Sappelin, who is a very talented director. He directed the- Director Warren Christmas. He did. They went up there and they fit right in because they just look like dudes that would work in that industry.

You don't look like a guy who'd work in an auto parts part. Is that like an insult? I don't, well, no, not to them. They just look like more mature humans. I feel like I stick out because they'd be like, who's this metrosexual guy? And I know who he.

Well, so like- Balls were tucked back between your legs. That's awesome. Would you fuck me? So like me, Eric, Alana and Chris caught wind that this was going on. And we're like, well, we have to go and crash this party. So we went downstairs and we all stuck out. We made it in.

Miles was like, you guys got a divide and conquer. You're going to get a separator, also going to call you out. And then he went off into the party and they had gambling, insurers, and freedom of pies and all sorts of stuff. He was like stepping into Vegas. So we're like, wow, this guy comes up and he's immediately like, and he looks like how Bernie looks right now with the mustache.

And he had a buzz cut. And he had this big old smile. And he said, he had a Napa shirt, a Napa shirt and a Napa badge. And he said, Hey, who are you guys with? And then I was like, I was like, Napa, social team.

And he was like, oh yeah? And I was like, yep. And he was like, who do you work for? Oh no. And I go, Napa. And Eric, what are you saying? He's like, he's like,

he looked back at you and he went, you're pretty slick, get out. Yeah. He's like, yeah. The only you got kicked out? No, like the whole group. You think they did the whole group kicked out? Yeah, I fuck her.

Well, no, like Drew and Miles were still there, like off getting wine and. Yeah, so they were okay. For those and winning free televisions and shit. Yeah. Oh my God. They want to help. I would have just looked across the party and pointed at miles,

go, I work for him. That's miles. Have you met miles yet? Can I say hi? He works for social also. He's in charge of social, blame works for him. Then on the way back up, we ran into another party and they had a photo booth and we're like,

let's go get our photos taken. We like, whenever the photo booths and we're like, getting ready to pose and they're like, who are you with? And we're like, now's go get our photos taken. We like, when are the photo booths and we're like getting right opposed and they're like, who are you with? And we're like, now where are you guys? And they're like, we're with you guys. You're with DSI? And we're like, yep, and they're like, get out of here.

Yeah. It's like a menace man. I'm gonna wet in crashers, but holiday party crashers. There's nothing at stake. Oh no, absolutely. And it was the best. What are they gonna do? And I was also hoisted.

So. I always know if Blaine's been drinking. if he like at the end of the night, he's saying, by and he's like, come on. Come here. Hey, I get all emotional. At one point, I was squatting John and what what what does that mean? Why? Why? Like, John got in my back and had him over the side. And I was doing squats with them. So I'm doing squats. And then at one point, Eric was like, turn around. And there was like the hotel staff were I'm doing squats. And then at one point Eric was like, turn around. And there was like the hotel staff were like staring at me. And there was this one lady that was like, like this. And I looked at her and I was like,

yeah! I was like doing squats like ass to grass. I think I broke some Christmas ornaments with my bare hands because Eric tried to. Oh, there's squeeze. Are you a fucking minute? I've got all the people that did that too. Eric dared me to.

Eric. I, we didn't dare him. It would mean Chris Demaris said, we heard that no one can break these ornaments with their hands. That's basically a dare. And so he did it, COVID did it. A couple other people did it.

They were glass. Sarah Wee, she was 100 and she got, I turn around her hands full of blood. She did? Really? And she's like, I think I might have cut myself. You're covered in blood! That's why we said we heard they could,

oh my god, really? I didn't see any of this. This is at the end, like past. Guys, really you guys are awful. Past the end of the night. This is after the party had finished and we were just in the ballroom area for another hour and a half.

You're like, it's even a hundred when they wrecked that hotel. Yeah. Still do. So, it tells them story about like slightly messing up a hotel room and people held their feet to the fire over that. One of the things that we did at that meeting was we showed a lot of people in the company some of the beginning of Genlock.

Yeah, we did. And we actually have a little clip of that first episode. Get the fuck out of here, Diana. I really hope that we can show here during the podcast. So let's cue that up. This is how the war begins. All wings engaged in receptors three and four take gobies two upon angel six.

Round two, you see. I can't. Contact, hostile land attacks. Shit. Silly cockpit. You're not engaged. This is not a skirmish. This is not the tuna engaged. This is not a skirmish. This is not airspace confusion.

This is not a terrorist action. This is it. The union's making their way. Hell yeah. I got you. Hell yeah. Yeah, I know. I've seen episode one twice in episode two once

and the second time I saw episode one, I was still like, oh, like it's. I think I've seen it now six or seven times. It's fucking so good. But every time I watch it, I'm like, I'm enthralled by this. Yeah. Which one?

I can't say, because it's, but it's a great introduction for something. Oh, yeah. I've been introduced to this the other thing. Yeah, so good. It's the first episode. I introduced this the other thing. Yeah, it's the first episode. I get some pretty wicked news. Very much like I like the way they handled the first episode. It's very much like jumping on to a moving train. Yeah, so I feel about it. I mean it's like. But you still understand. Yeah, yeah, but it's like it's like this is a world emotion. Come on.

Let's go. They don't spend too much explaining every detail of the world, which I think could get a little slow. Has the same effect as Halo does, which is I play it and I immediately want to go to the gym and work out because I'm so fucking like Yeah, and there's like cool characters that are like fucking bros Likes and Claire. Yeah, is it I haven't seen Spider-Man yet, but is it truly animation style is pretty similar? Into the spiderverse like anime. I mean, two or three and things like that. The region forest. Yeah, but is it truly animation style? It's pretty similar. End of the Spider-verse? Like, anime, you got it. Two of the three's and things like that, the three and four's.

Yeah, yeah, it's, well, it's, you know, CG based or 3D based animation, Ruby dealt with this a lot in its first season was when it came out, people said it looks like a video game cutscene because it was so smooth and 3D and everything. And so like, Spider-verse is that 3D style as well, but also with stylized, like, 2D. So, do the same thing.

It's like this new style where they animate it in such a way that replicates, like, traditional anime style. Very cool. Do you have any C-Spiderverse? No, not yet. Very good. Number one in the box office is sweet.

I've heard you were thinking. But, like, every single person I follow who's seen it, just like, go see this movie. Yeah, I think it was, they said, it's said a record for an animated movie in December, which is a weird record to have. Yeah, there's really seen like 35 million dollars or something. Yeah. It looks fun.

No one here seen it. I have. I saw it. Actually, I went to go see it. Where's Ashley? Let's go leave the podcast now. Let's see it. It's good though.

It's I always admire. Swipe. In a movie. Spiderverse. Matrix, movies like that, when they take what is a really very hard to understand for a broad audience sci-fi concept, and they distill it down to where it's totally accessible. And Spiderverse is, I mean, just the name of it, Spiderverse is, it could have definitely lost some people, but the way they went about explaining it worked really well. And even like the motivations for some of the characters

and everything was really, really cool. Yeah, can't wait. And it was some surprising voices that were in that. I liked it. They got fucking saber tooth. Leave Shriver. That's exactly what I was thinking about. Oh, I love Shriver. Yeah, he's like a man's man. He's awesome. On the other end of the spectrum, I saw that more vengeance did terrible. Is that true? I think spectrum, I saw that more vengeance did terrible. Is that true? Yeah, that's not too bad. I think it only opened to $7.5 million.

Okay. Which is like crazy. That's love. Do you want to hear something really fucking crazy? So Aquaman's already open in China and it might be open other places now after this last weekend. Is it good?

It's open like two weeks ago. Ashton, you want to jump on and tell us your quick thoughts on spiders? Got any quick thoughts on spiders? Oh, she's doing that. I was just swinging in. We tell this Aquaman anecdote. I should also say, by the way, not to get too far of Beth, but back to something earlier. My brother-in-law in college, he's not my former brother-in-law.

I've known him for years, known as his high school. He calculated the cost of buying his own Tuxedo, which was about 400 bucks at the time. He bought his own Tuxedo so that every weekend he could go to weddings. He would just show up at like this one club in Austin country club, walk in in Tuxedo and nobody would ever stop him. And he would just like fill up on food and drinks every month. Wow.

That's for $400. That's not bad. I want to do that now. He plays a, I don't think we look like spectrubing a texedo though. Well, I'll just go Napa. And then I'll be welcome wherever I go. I got for you.

Social media. Social media. You know what you should say when you say get out of here, you should yell to the top of your lungs. You can't fire me, I quit right on the hall of the face and then just stormed out. And then everyone would hate that guy for getting rid just stormed out and then everyone hated that guy for getting rid of you.

And he was like, that guy doesn't even work here, though. I can't fire you, you're in jerk. But I was just saying, it's Aquaman thing really quickly before we talk about Spiderman's. Aquaman opened in China and I think it did some ridiculous amount of money in the first day. I forget what it was. It was like tens of millions of dollars in day one.

That wasn't the fucking stat that stuck with me though. You know what the stat was? Aquaman opened in China on 30,000 screens. Wow, holy sh- 30,000. Infinity War just for reference. Infinity War in the US at its max was on 6,000 screens. Yeah.

I had no idea the market in China was that huge. I thought the biggest opening I thought I knew of was like 4,500, maybe getting close to 5,000. It's really, that's weird to me that Infinity War was only on 6,000. That seems low. That's a lot for US, man. That's like the most. It's cool.

I didn't even know we got to 6,000. I remember it was a big deal when movies started to break, to come out on more than 2,000 screens. Like around the time of Titanic, that was a big deal when movies started to break and to come out on more than 2000 screens like around the time It's Titanic. That was a big deal. Yeah 30,000 Gus 30,000 screens. That's really crazy. That's a lot of people There's a lot of people in general Yeah, it also kind of like really lowered the person average of this big number that I've been I would I would totally open a movie in China if I was a big studio and say, like, oh yeah, look, we made all this money in.

Here it comes in the US. 20,000 screens. Although, well, I don't know. It's a, China is a big pirate in culture there. Yeah, they said, they mean, but then I guess who's gonna pirate the movie in Native Chinese, right? I don't think a lot of people in the US are gonna learn.

It put, I'm reading about the top of my thing. I'm trying to be used to watch Aquaman early. It played on 25,000 screens, nearly half of those available in China. So I didn't even open on all the screens. Oh, is that what it was? 50,000 screens available. Yeah, the number I remember was 30.

So you're saying 25,000? I'm reading this on variety. Isn't that fucking crazy, dude? I forget the article that I read, but I went back and was trying to double check. I go, clearly they misprinted that. They meant 3000 screens. And I kept looking it up,

but it was no, but stayed 30,000. Hey, Ash, what do you think is spider verse? I mean, I don't know if it's gonna topple Aquaman for quality December release. But it was real good. Yeah. It's real good. Is it gonna get an Oscar for, do they have an animation? I think they have an good. Yeah. It's real good. Is it going to get an Oscar for?

Do they have an animation? I think they have an animated. Yeah. It's going to get an Oscar. I don't know. I mean, it's really cool. It's very stylized. But for a lot of people, it might be too much.

Yeah. Because it's like a whole lot of comic styling. Very much so. And if you're not, if you're not into that kind of thing, it can probably be real overwhelming. So I don't know if it's gonna go as wide as a lot of the other Marvel stuff has. There's lots of Spider-Man in it, right? So many Spider-Man as well.

What's your favorite Spider-Man? Spider-Man, your peeps. Oh, Spider-Bot. Spider-Bot? I like Spider-Man. I like Spider-Man. Penny, yeah. Penny Parker.

Don't worry anything, Elvis, yeah, it's super cute. I didn't know if he was in that, but that sounds cool though. I like know nothing about I've only seen the trailers. I haven't seen it's super cute. I didn't know that he was in that, but that sounds cool though. I like know nothing about everyone seeing the trailers. I don't, I haven't seen it either. Oh, I just heard, I heard about spiders, man. We won't spoil anything for you. Well, don't ask me those questions. Well, I was just curious. I just want to know.

I want to know about the spider-man. I didn't see the trailers. I didn't see anything. I was just asking 100% correct though, whereas all the Marvel movies that have come out to date are great superhero movies, this is a great comic book movie. I mean, it's very much like a living comic book, would you say? Yeah.

I mean, they use panels all the time. But it might drive some people fucking nuts. Well, I feel like that's a good way of like pushing the medium though. Wasn't the Angle Hulk movie also done like that? Where they were cutting with panels? Dude, I went into the Angle Hulk movie with an actual Hulk shirt and I came out

and I was just like, fuck this movie. Like where it went? The other one is it? Yes, it was horse shit. There was a part where a guy explodes and then it outlines his body, like it's a comedy movie or some shit. Fuck that movie, man.

I thought it's a Scott Pilgrim when they turned that into a movie. That's gonna make me think about that. Cause that's very common. They'd have some big panels. So a little bit like that, when they turn that into a movie. That's very common. They did some of the panels. So a little bit like that, but that was a live action thing. Yeah. Yeah. But it was, I never saw what was the, what was the other one that came out? It was very super stylized. It almost looked like I always thought Monty would have loved it. God, what the fuck was that movie called? So it was a super super super super super super.

So it was, God, what was it called? Oh, oh, oh, it's like a punch. It's like a punch, thank you. That's the other one I was thinking about. I was thinking what's like a punch? It's also the other one was the... Never saw it. Never got to think about that. It's like a punch. Yeah, no, no, no. I think I watched...

God, I would love to go back and watch Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon because that was like a marvel when we came out. I watched it not that long ago. Is it hold up? It holds up. It holds up really well. That's good.

I'm glad to hear that. Yeah, I watch it every now and then. Yeah. I'd like to make a period, like a Jean, period movie, because I feel like those things are almost timeless because you can't spot when they were made. Because it's like, oh, it's just setting, you know, like the 1800s.

So it's like, you don't know when it was actually filmed. Yeah. See, I always feel like there's some period things that you can do that are super easy. Like you could film something in New York and you go to like a street of brown stones. And that could be anywhere from like 1930 to present day. You can't really do that in Austin. You go back to like 1930 in Austin, dirt roads, you know, and tiny little like there's a wool worth on the corner and that's the big hub, you know, but like in London, it's London, you can go to parts of London that look

like they're from like 1600. I was thinking of kick ass that movie. Man. Also very stylized. It sucks. Quickest. The quickest. Kick ass was great.

Kick ass to not great. I never saw kick ass to. Yeah, I mean, Kingsman one great Kingsman two. Don't say this. Wasn't good. It was not good. Oh, go to the start. Go to the start. Kingsman the first one. What was you you what were you leaving behind to not like Kingsman to wait?

You did you like Kingsman to that's fine? Ash Kingsman to one fine. It had one of my favorite No major sin under utilized Channing Tatum. Oh Yeah, no barely he's like he's all over the market. Anybody's barely in it. But he's real good with a whip or a lasso or something. I'm confused. What about either one, both? I didn't like the way they brought,

or the way they did with Colin Firth in the second one. Oh, I can see that. I didn't. The Leppet Optic. Yeah, I started. I'll let story with him. I was like, they should have either just not had him come back or I'm pretty sure.

I was John White too. That's another one I didn't see. I was like, they should have either just not had him come back. Or I was John Wicked too. That's another one I didn't see. I was like, I'm so stupid. I was like, there's just a bunch of people get shot. Yeah. People were like, John Wicked too is way better than John Wicked one, which I don't agree with, but it was pretty fucking cool. I just know that there's an adorable dog in the first one.

And in the second one. Okay. It's noted. We're at the end of the year. What's the movie you'd recommend to people you think they haven't seen? This year, I'll give you mine, because you guys are talking about John Waker reminding me of it. Almond.

You probably haven't seen it. There's a movie called Upgrade. You should go see that. Oh, that's like better venom. It even has like off brand top. Three or four movies of the year. But is it good? Box office.

And I haven't seen it. I saw a couple weeks ago, I saw a Korean film called Burning, which is really good. It's got Steven Yoon in it, you know, from Walking Dead. It's really good. I think it's a little long. It's about two and a half hours long and I wish I had shaved some of it off, but it's a really good, really good movie. Mission possible fallout. Yeah, fallout was so good. And then fucking Paddington too. Dude, I love Paddington. Yeah, I keep with someone. And then fucking Paddington to do it. I love Paddington.

Yeah, I keep, we need to see it because everyone who sees like Hannah and Elise and everybody just raves about this movie. I cried. Paddington to. It just teared me up. A lot of good movies. I feel like I didn't see Paddington when I be nice. Game night was good.

I think that was good. Is that this year? Yeah, game night's really good. It was surprisingly good. I went in with love. I think a lot of people haven't seen. Yeah, it was really good. Don't get your hopes up really high,

but just go and be like, I got the time to kill. A movie that came out this year that I think, I don't think a lot of people know about it's an indie film called Avengers Infinity War. Yeah, you made it through. Good delivery. Oh, but no, I was actually just looking at the releases

this year. 8th grade was awesome. Oh, that was good. First man. Did you guys saw that one? First man, I had some issues with how we were shot. Really? I have to say my geography was awesome. I think that was good. First man, if you guys saw that one. First man had some issues with how he was shot. Really, I have this in my chart, he was beautiful. He's got Ryan Gosling in every shot.

Yeah, and credible too. That's a great sequel. That's weird. It's weird. Come in on Netflix next month, I think. I didn't, the first one wasn't as good as I thought it was going to be. No, it's just so perfect movie.

It wasn't 12, do you're going to skip it? No, I wasn't. Incredible is really good. I wasn't 12 either. It's my dad's favorite movie. It was a 12-year-old skit. No, I was a 12-year-old. It was really good. I wasn't 12-year-old either. It was my dad's favorite movie. I watched that recently. It is still the perfectly paced film. It never stopped.

It started like, I don't know. I was hoping for more, because it was Pixar on Superheroes. Okay. Ralph breaks the internet. Also, another sequel, which is phenomenal. I didn't see Ralph. And that's pretty new.

So I don't know if a lot of people have gotten the chance to see it. I still haven't seen it. So great. You haven't seen Rick at Ralph? Also, Blood Fests. of people have gotten the chance to see it. I still haven't seen it. So great. You haven't seen Rick at Ralph? Also, blood vest. No, they able to show time. And on, no, that's, I'm thinking of Dave.

In the US probably other show. I don't know. I'd always say that. I don't know if we can see what we can say. I don't know if we can see what we can say. Uh, changing something really quick. Biggest let down, the predator. Holy shit.

Is that a real? I wanted to cry. Yeah. But not like I did in patting tin because it was so fucking bad But the sound chart is pretty dope and I've been working out to it. So thank you on Sylvester in the other guy Why a place was this year damn? Oh 51 million dollars what you're basically. Yeah, how many screens? Number it opened at 4,000 37 theaters. Yeah, it's a lot. And so that's a commitment to that movie that they're putting down there So yeah, $51 million domestically on an 80 million dollar production budget

But how do you fuck up the predator? I don't know. I don't know. How do you fuck up the predator put on mud? Black Panther is good. Yeah, so low was fine We know you go through the list every movie. Yeah. You were talking before about the cost of doing Twitch streams. Mm-hmm. Right? And just like, you don't realize what it costs.

Like, you need a good computer and you need a good internet connection and games and all that stuff. But I think really a lot of stuff gets built in as costs that people already have. So a lot of people can do it. It's the time, I think think that eats up the most. One of these we've always tried to do is try to figure out like what was the budget for red versus blue?

Because essentially the true budget for red versus blue, season one was buying an extra copy of Halo. Well, it's like 50 bucks. We had to buy an extra Xbox. No, because I had two Xboxes. Oh, you did? I already had two Xboxes. So crazy.

And so it was like, I just didn't have two copies of Halo, because I just go back and forth whenever I used it. But it was in different places. It was before everything was disc or digital back then. So I had one upstairs and one downstairs at that point in time. And yeah, I bought a copy of Halo, so it's 50 bucks. Which if that's like the budget of Red versus Blue is 50 bucks.

Maybe an extra controller? It's easily maybe. So like you get up to 100 bucks or whatever. It's like that would make it easily the most successful or profitable compared to its budget, movie or production. Gotta be ever, right? Because that's something that was 50 bucks and it's going on to make tens of millions of dollars.

Yeah, because all those stuff is reused. You already had the capture card. We used that shitty Commodore 64 display. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was the monitor. That was TV monitor. We ran through that VCR for S video. He's out.

Did it. It looks like slowly, like, both are against what's the one. I think it was actually made around here with the time travel. Oh, you talk about prime primer. Yeah Seve K $7000 Rodriguez made a Ten K. I don't know Rodriguez made elementary. I should for $7000 which launched his entire career And now he's making like hundred and if you believe what you hear like Alita cost $180 million to make damn that movie That's a that's an issue you move to watch.

That is going through a lot of refinement and it gets better every time I see it. Yeah, every time they put out anything new for that, it gets better and better. I was really excited about it. I was really wary at the first teaser. Why wouldn't you be? It's anime to live action. Yeah, and I really had a lot of doubts. The more I've seen of it, the more interested I am. It's coming out.

I said anime to live action. It probably is manga. Is that what is that what lead of us the manga? Yeah, I've read what movie I went to I went saw something with Esther and we were watching we sat down started playing the trailers and The elite of battle angel trailer came on and after the trailer was done. Estrudously no one went that movie looks fucking crazy Like yeah, she didn't look nuts. Yeah Does she usually have that kind of reaction? No, yeah, she seems a little more. Yeah, so it's a flexion and it looks nuts. Yeah. Does she usually have that kind of reaction? No, yeah, she seems a little more. Yeah.

So it's like that fact that's I think that's like a good sign for it. Yeah, that's really it's really coming along. Do you see in ring the Genro live action? I don't know. I haven't seen it. We just talked about this the other day. No. I need to movie.

Fun Netflix. I feel like I need to keep up with movies in order to continue to be on this podcast movies and TV shows Only one TV show you should be watching Right now the barber it's like Taylor made for you were talking about period piece close season two as you went away on this Already I was giving you with you but no glow season two. Yeah, oh glow season two is amazing. Yeah glow the entire series is great Yeah, but the marvelous Miss Maisel on Amazon is fucking great. Did you like Gilmore girls? I didn't watch Gilmore girls.

I didn't know it was made by the same lady who made Gilmore girls. Oh, that actually explains a lot. Yeah, it is. That's what somebody told me today. I never had a lot of like fat face talking. Yeah, a lot of quick banter. Same thing like super quick.

Must be crazy along. It must write for like for an average movie or screenplay. It's usually like one page per minute. They must write two or three pages per minute because there's so much dialogue, overlapping dialogue. And it's just like it's so rapid fire. Yeah, every single person who watches that show has message me saying you would like the show.

Well, it's about this girl from a Jewish family who's getting into entertainment in a time when she shouldn't, like taking risks and doing comedy. So it seems like you would love it, you know? It's just, it's great. I'm a Jewish girl from a family and shouldn't be getting into entertainment,

but here I am. Everybody who are in comedy, who can relate. But it's a, it's a period. It's like 19 late 50s New York City. So that's what I was thinking about. What does that about the brown sounds? I was watching a scene where they just got a bunch

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of the Rooster Teeth podcast. Sage and black pepper. Yeah. Delicious. Well, I would never pick Black Pepper as a scent for something that sounds interesting. Bring it in. Can I sniff it?

Can I sniff you? I'll give you a sniff. I probably don't have it. I probably don't. I don't smell like it very much anymore. Earlier, I got you in the morning. First thing in the morning. Catching the am and give you a good sniff.

Were you walking in my office earlier? He walks in and goes, oh, smells weird in here. I was like, what the fuck? What a nice thing to say. And he goes, no, I guess too. Then he goes, oh, smells weird in here. I was like, what the fuck? What a nice thing to say, that's the problem. I was like, no, I guess too. And he goes, no, I mean, it smells like electronics and you've been in my office, I was like, yeah, what else is in there?

Like, no, he computers in here. I mean, it smelled like something was going wrong. Like, I smelled that ozone smell of like something burning out. Maybe you're having a stroke. Maybe I am. And I just hit this, as soon as I walked in, you got to say, yeah in you know exactly what happened

well, how do you guys like doing the live show? Oh, it was awesome. That was a lot of fun. A lot of fun. I think early on in the discussions for it, I was very trepidacious. That was a very skeptical as well. I was very skeptical because like we'd never done anything

quite like that and it was a mix between trying to get their sketches right for a live show, but also working with broadcast to make sure everything was fully functional and smooth. You can move the sets out. And broadcast fucking killed it. Yeah, it's such a good job. I have no idea how you guys pulled it off. Yeah. So I'm up to you guys.

But I can clap for yourself. Yeah, there we go. There we go. Thank you. But it was cool. Eric. It was actually, um, you were to fall, Eric. That was from all of us.

Yeah. That was the Royal Wii, thank you. But a couple of years ago, I wrote an episode of Red versus Blue, but I wrote a sketch also for this holiday extravagance. We're really funny. Thanks, man. I wrote the Blood Goblin one. And before that that I guess

I'd never really written anything for a shoot. So this is like my first live action. It was really it was really really funny. I went you know we read it you know we all had the median couple months ago I guess we went over all the scripts and read it. I thought it was hilarious and then having Christina play that part. I've never been able could have Christina read dialogue in their first sketch, that helps a ton. She's so fucking funny. It's a good sketch, man. That's just like holiday content. Like it, doing that and then doing our usual holiday short

and then like I did some MDB Christmas stuff. She's like, get's you in gear for the holidays and her's like, you're ready for it. You're fucking awesome. And that's a good two. I think that's three. Yeah, the shepherd wise. The shepherd wiseman thing, it was, you know,

we worked on it, again, you know, worked on all these skits for several weeks, but I think I tweeted about this the day, like the, the, the dab that Shepard-wisement does was added, like I think in the last rehearsal. Yeah, we had this like really low energy one where it was just for broadcasts sake, where we're gonna do lighting in, in angles.

And we're just going around just like, fucking around, like we're just like, saying our dialogue's stupid and just making each other giggle. And then like, like we're just like saying our dialogue stupid and just making each other giggle. And then like, I think I did like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the seconds, I need to warm up the floss thing. I gotta get going. I never had it. Yeah, it was supposed to like cut from her right to me, but I couldn't like, I was like,

I don't know why. He took a couple of rotations before he got it nailed. Yeah. So let me ask you this, during your sketch, because I didn't, I was backstage like shaving as fast as I could. By the way, that was a huge mistake. I'm regretting that now. Not just because I have this thing on my face,

but because I shaved in my office, and I put down a towel and I had the trash cam right under me, it doesn't matter, it looks like a wearable exploded. Yeah, so fucking gross. You should just get a vacuum going, all that thick, cute thing ever. He's so happy. What a mood.

What a fucking mood man. This is what he does, man. He just like, he's got this motor, he just like racks out. I feel like, that is what he does man. He just like, he's got this motor. He just like racks out. I feel like that is the depiction of 2018. I love it. I'm so good. I'm so good.

But did you during the your sketch? Did you say, what did you say to baby Jesus when he says is the healer? He's so nice. It's something like, oh great healer. I've got a rash on my ding dong. I'm a rash on my ding dong. Wait, I think I'm dong during the live performance?

There you go. That's my favorite. I think you said ball sack a couple times. And I was like, I really hope he says. Ding dong. I got a wicked rash on my ding dong. I laughed every time he said that. I think he said ding dong.

My favorite, it's such an underrated moment in that sketch, but right at the end, after Blaine's already knocked out and Max is baby Jesus is talking. And he goes, mom, give me a beer. A maryl makes me laugh every time she does it. She says, you got it. You're like, you're gonna have to prick up a beer. Yeah, I think what you went with

in the final live version was, mom, beer me. Beer me. We did a rap drink at night, and it was like a cold drink. Oh God, what the fuck are we all doing? I couldn't go, because I'd get ready for the all hands meeting

the very next day. You guys are like in this outdoor patio with 30 degrees. It's because, yeah. People suggested we go to the very next day. You guys are like in this outdoor patio with 30 degrees. It's because, yeah. People suggested we go to, there's like a bar that we like that just opened up a new location closer to us. And they're like, it was packed, cause it recently opened, so everyone's going there.

But the entire inside area was completely full, but they had like huge open seating benches outside and we're like, I guess we'll sit outside cause we're like 30 people. Yeah. But it was fucking cold. It wasn't only cold, it was windy. Yeah.

I went there the other day to that place you're talking about. Yeah. And there was a dog birthday party going on. Oh, that was a bad day. I like the dog birthday party. I was like, this is awesome. There are dogs everywhere.

Just like all running around. I like the birthday party, buddy. I did feel good though, because I like store coats and cold equipment stuff in my car. So I showed up with like this bag full of coats and everyone's like, and I was like, here, here take my coats.

And just like, I got gloves too, but I was just gonna have coats and gloves and I felt very, I know this. Yeah, it was definitely you were in the holiday spirit that night. Yeah, I was very giving.

It was just a good night. It was just like happy from the production going. yeah, a lot of us were relieved that it was it was successful and yeah Someone reminded me about something they said here in the chat that the production was sponsored by beer Yeah, yeah, and that was like an ongoing joke Because early on we talked about like maybe getting a sponsor for it We actually did and we were last, that would spur the whole idea doing a lot of it. We were in early talks with a brewery and they were gonna potentially sponsor it

and we were like, oh, well, we'll just write it generically and then of course, that deal didn't come through in the slot deals at false breweries. And then we should write that into show. We're like, oh, let's just have it be a bit. Let's have it be a joke in the show where the whole show is brought to you by beer. And then, even in the beginning,

when Matt and Josh were talking, like, no, no, no, that's sponsored, pulled out. Like, that's, you know, pretty much what happened. Josh for being in his fucking diaper, the whole show. Well, he also, like, everybody stepped it up a little for the live performance. Yeah. Like, there was all of us kind of held back something.

Like I was a good shave during every rehearsal. So I know exactly what you're about to do. And then Josh, like, right before he went on, pulled that diaper straight up his ass. And it was like, we needed that turnaround. It, we were watching it over here in, like, wait, did that do it? You were better at it. And then Josh, like, right before he went on, pulled that diaper straight up his ass. And it was like, we needed that turnaround. We were watching it over here in like the changing room. And we had a monitor. And everyone had a changing room.

Gas, everyone. Yeah, because he does the thing where he, like, after they start fighting, he turns around a lens over, like he's trying to gasp for air. And I guess in between the scuffle, he hiked it up even more to make almost like a thong with his ass. And then he did the lean over and all of us backstage

were like, oh Jesus Christ! That was like covering up. No pun intended. Yeah, the Warren Christmas is now out from the YouTube channel and on Rishi.com, right? So we did it live and then the next day was up on Rishi.com and then after that it went to YouTube. I thought, you want anybody want to hold a cat for a bit?

I want to hold a cat. You want to hold it? That's also holding a cat for a little more. He's pretty good about letting you transfer between them. Let's see. You have a city of cans. Be nice. Get your gay body.

Kiddy. Yeah. Let me get this. At least free. There you go. Cat. Can't hear off me. There isn't.

I meant to ask. Mission already much. When we were doing the tongue thing, we had a pull ready for that. I meant to ask the viewers if they would lick their own cat. Oh, with the tongue, I don't think you liked it. He's the son of us. If you go to rc.com, you'll be born with your cat. You can vote if you would lick your cat. I just want to set mush's expectations correctly for the rest of our time together.

Like, I don't want him to think I'm going to be doing that on a regular basis. I don't know. He gets, he gets rubs, he gets food, he gets to be held. You can't, please, what's going on over there? Scratch it away. It's looking. That's the prelude to the bite, man.

Bites coming. No, no, no, he put his chin on it. That was sweet. He licked your hand to put his chin down on it. You had to clean it Oh, that's the key to shit. He's gonna burn a hole in his ass gonna burn a hole in his tongue Go on more people are voting that they would and I thought okay. No, here we go. No, no Well, if you've ever wanted to lick your cat now you can you can use What does that thing called lickie brush, lickie brush. They're not just like Bernie said, they're not a sponsor. We've talked about this for a long time.

The lady just not have the rubber guard in her mouth. That's what I was trying to kill you. Of course, we knew that was wrong. We had to make you use it the stupid way. I feel like I was getting a root canal. I was like, like mouth guards. Mushes like a little heater. Like mouth goes through the- Yeah. Mushes like a little heater. He and he purrs.

He's so hot. Sophie come here. Oh. Oh my god. What are they doing? We got like a petting suit going on. I want him. What's the dog's name?

Arthur. Arthur. Arthur Moore. Sophie. No, he's going to do it. He sees the cat. Does he bark or what's the problem? He's a good boy.

He'll be fine. He's my Favie he bark or where's the problem? He's a good boy, he'll be fine. He's my Favie, he might pee on me, but that's okay. By the way, also, mush might see him and come running. So far he's like, good. I think these are just a couple of tired ass animals. Yeah, there's an eye for him. We discover the secret toe, black cat success. Little pooch, smud.

Hey, Bobo. Cats and dogs living together. And so Arthur is, so Arthur is a miniature Australian shepherd, correct? Little pooch, man. And, Hey, Bobo. Cats and dogs living together. And so Arthur's, so Arthur is a miniature Australian shepherd, correct? Oh, that, and he is four months old right now. Nope, he's just settling in.

He just curled back up. He pulled my hand closer so he could put his head on it. He's right into my mouth. Actually, we've been super happy about, she's like immediately paid off, right? Ash, I mean, Instagram goal. Oh, yeah, he's definitely, about she's like immediately paid off right? Ash mean. So Instagram goal.

Oh, yeah, he's definitely, we definitely like putting him on Instagram because it gets tons of lots of. Arthur's got his own little Instagram account. Does he? Does he? So if he's good about that, what is it again? It's Arthur the little dog. Arthur the little dog.

Following. He's the cutest bit. Oh, right on the mouth. He's a good ball. So he's four months old. So he probably won't go to a whole heck of a lot bigger, right? Like, we get a good sense of him being a small dog at this point.

We'll sit the other dog. He's cute. It's Arthur's brother, right? A sister. Sister, I am not other of the dogs about that size. I associate most of those shepherds being like what I call blue dogs. You know, like they're that gray with black and they look like I have a blueish tint to him.

Arthur is, he almost looks calico, right? He's got the black and brown and white. Yeah. It's good looking poochie. He looks like a tiny Burmese mountain dog. Okay. Did somebody say that already? No, I don't think so.

Sometimes there's a zone out when there's a fight. There's like, there's actually dogs and cats that like, Arthur's like, wants to see everything and smell everything and mush is just like I want to sleep eyes closed. He's out Done I think Arthur's notice to him. Be T is fine Say when I was having other animals thinking up for the mean bar I feel like is Iris around you? Iris Michael and Lindsay's daughter and mush were just, that was so great. She's so freaking cute. Iris, she's so cute.

She's so cute. They're about to make another one of those. I know, I know. What? It's great. Oh, I heard. What's up Arthur? Hi.

I'm, I'm, do you want to say hi to Arthur? I can't, do you want to say hi to Arthur? Hi Arthur. Okay. Is it Arthur Morgan? Hey, Sophie, what's a movie people should go watch from 2018 that they haven't seen yet? Ooh, um. You say the predator, I'm gonna slap that dog out of your hand.

I know she wants to say the predator. I don't know, I'm gonna see Spider-Man on Wednesday. I'm excited for that. It's good. You're gonna like it. Oh yeah. I was gonna see it on Wednesday too, but I have to pre-record the podcast that day.

You're gonna see it in the middle of the day? Yeah, we're gonna go, that was gonna be our last marketing end of year. All right, let's, we were scheduled to take it a little bit. Right Eric. Let's take into a uh, uh, oh my god. Look at the face. So Trevor. Oh, he's out. He's upside down now. Bush. Like his eye is partially open, but he's totally asleep. I'm telling you, man, that thing's like a kind of spirit with Joe the cat, he's just doesn't give a shit. It's when you got a photo.

So cute. So guys, listen to you, I got you a posthcast. I'm like, God, I'm an old cute shit. Yeah. I saw on social media. Yes, but Sherever went to see Spiderverse. He did.

And you didn't go. So what weren't wrong? Are you troubled? He did get us, he got me in him tickets. Okay. But when he got tickets, it was for the night after our Christmas special. And I said, same night or the same night. It was at 730 that night.

And we wrapped here at 7. And I said, I would love to see the movie, but just giving you heads up, if people go out for drinks or something after to celebrate, I'm going to prioritize that because, you know, camaraderie and working on this together, I'm going to want to hang out with everybody. Yeah. So like, I was like, you get me the ticket, and if I can't go, I'll let you know as soon as possible, so you can give it to someone else.

So, because I didn't wanna stop him from going to see the movie. I don't know if everybody. Yeah. But everybody, who do you go with? Some other team of 100 people. Oh yeah. Fredo.

Fredo, Jackie. I think Jeff. Like that Fredo. It's good dude. Good dude. Andy Blanchard. I don't know. I usually, I don't ask. It's good dude. It's good dude. Any mind shirt? I don't know. I usually don't ask.

He's a movie guy. He tells us. Yeah, yeah, big movie guy. But I was, he was raving about it though. So he might go again with me. Like a good boy. Oh yeah, you could have says, it's definitely movie, you could see twice.

I'm like a tour. Or sure. $90 million. Yeah. But no, they spend on that movie. I definitely, like whenever we put on a big production like that, it's always nice to go out and celebrate after with everybody. It's a good feeling.

It's one of those movies that I enjoyed thoroughly, but I don't know that I would recommend it to anybody just because it's like, I can see some people walking out of that. If somebody walked out of that movie and said, that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I think, okay, I get why you think that. It's part of it. There's some people who just won't want the comic book aesthetic and like the... Somebody walked in and said, that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I think, okay, I get what you think, that. You know? There's some people who just like won't want the comic book aesthetic and like the-

I feel like those aren't people we really associate with much though. No, well, you're saying like, people that would get my recommendation, you're saying? Yeah, because like, again, I mentioned everybody on my Twitter timeline was braving about it. Oh, that's cool. Because like, I could recommend a movie too.

It tends to be the people that we associate with. People who we work with are in the industry doing over there Oh, look at that. There's your photo. Yeah, look at this eyes partially open look at this out Come back to Gus Is he purring at least? No. No, he's just awesome. He's just like he was racks out and then he'll be but he'll wake up in five minutes and he'll just be a terror. He'll be all over everything. Oh, what's that? Oh, my God. Oh, more going to come and grab. Hi, Moish. You're a cutie. Ashley, thank you for bringing Moist into come visit us. Oh, long leash. I went to a party recently with Chris.

I love you, this isn't related to anything. Oh, I love you Moist. But they had cookies out on a table. And you were there. He's like Stephanie's house. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a couple more. And you were there and you were there?

You were a tin man. Yeah. Wait, what was that? What's the top of like these cookies? So there Wait, what was that? Tell me about these cookies. Well, so there was, it was a friend's was having a housewarming party and then also like Paula's birthday things. So there's like all these parties going around this one night.

There's a weekend where there's a lot of events. Yeah. And I've been like, yeah, yeah. And I'd been like, you know, I don't have a couple of years and stuff like that, but I was like getting hungry and they had like cookies on the snack table, but I don't like eating cookies dry. So I just asked one of the people that lived in the house

was like, do you have milk? And she was like, yeah. And I was like, I was like, I was like, you got cookies. I'm gonna grab some milk from your fridge. I'll winmo you because I know it's like, I'm gonna drink a lot. I've been to it 50 cents.

And she was like, okay, like she was just really confused by it, but I just was just eating milk and cookies in the middle of this party, and people were like, the fuck is that guy, too? Why did you drink? Yeah, a little bit. The other thing goes great,

that's good with alcohol, that's milk does. I know, right? It's like, when I get wasted, I just want some milk. I had a great time in the milk and cookies. I'm with you though, like I don't like eating cookies without milk. Right, yeah.

And I was also just feeling like, I didn't give a shit. So eating milking cookies, I got another guy to do it with me. And he was like, this is a great idea. That influence. So. Milk fiend. Did Ashley and my oldest son JD, love getting, no, they love getting,

it's very specific thing. It's this sheet of Toll House cookie dough, but it's not the tube. You know, these just comes in the tube. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a sheet of it and it's got little squares. You can break them off from bricks and eat them. Yeah.

It's just, I hate when they get it, because it's like, I'm just so tempted to eat it. And usually if I'm not paying attention, I'll eat literally half of it. Which, when you're eating them as raw cookie dough chunks, you're like, oh, this goes down, it's like chop and go on. It's a whole cookie, it's a whole cookie dough bar. It's an entire cookie that's condensed down

in this little thing. No air in it, you're amazing. But don't get, give worms actually. Do you have worms? Did you get worms actually? Not to my knowledge. Also though I've upgraded to the tube. Okay, all right.

Oh yeah, the tube, yeah, you did get the tube. No, I mean it by the tube now, I'm a wreck of a human. What's, is it dough? There's like something like unpasturized eggs in there that you could, it's eggs, it's raw eggs. It's raw eggs. Okay, so I could do it. I watched Rocky one time when I was younger,

and it was like earlier, my fitness journey, and I just started eating eggs, the raw eggs were like good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good. When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs. Every morning to help me get large. Is this a gas ton song? Yeah, but I can't sing it. Oh yeah.

And now that I'm grown I ate five dozen eggs. And guess how big I am. Roughly the size of a barge. So it was all like slampole tree or something. Yeah. Poetry. Spoken word, Disney. I like the amount of time he mentions antlers too in that song. I feel it on a spiritual level. Did you watch the

Liking live live action beauty in the beast when it came out. I did was gas the who's guest on in that He is I don't know the actress name, but it's to me. It wasn't a very not a hymns worth. He's a He's definitely had like the cockiness down. Yeah. But I don't like to me, whoever plays Gaston, he needs to be like fucking... He looks like Evil Orlando Bloom. That's the one.

Evil Orlando Bloom's. Ah, yeah. He's like, he just, he looks like a villain, but he's also a very can't think guy. There he is. Look at him go. Like he had the cockiness down, but... Look at that fucking chin.

You could land a plane on that thing. Land a plane on the chin, okay. That means he's hot. So what was he excited? Whatever. That means he's mean. Yeah, so what? It means good casting.

Yeah, it is. Well, so you were talking about your fitness journey. What was it you think about you learned from Rocky? You digs? Oh, I was just kidding. I was always gonna start cracking open eggs and just dump it in the stomach. That was a big thing in the 70s. You drink a raw egg. Yeah. Like that was, that was the thing. Back, back, we always talk about this when food was, was looked at differently. Yeah.

The things that you needed to eat. They have like pasteurized egg whites though. I love that. I still remember the time when they made you eat or drink an egg. It was egg yolks. Egg yolk. Yeah. It was like a glass of egg yolks. Did you hear about the story? Like egg yellows. Yeah. Just like the worst part. Oh, I mean, it's not the worst part. She was real fat. She's such a good straight face. She must have felt remarkably safe in her position at this company. I was very upset about having to drink that. She just handed it to me. She goes, I think she was like, I was sick. She goes, you're feeling under the weather here? She handed me this glass of orange stuff. She goes, I made this for you. And I said, really? She goes, yeah. And then I took a sip and I go, this is not orange juice. No, it's all

like yolks. She's taking egg yolks and just blended them up and gave that to me in the office. It was like orange juice. It was like, I mean, it's weird, it was just weird. But like fucking funny. Lindsey is one of the best straight face people ever. Like she could be telling you such bullshit or doing something like that pranking you and you'll never know. Dude, ever, ever, ever.

Laying in bed the other day. Go on. Knowing, you guys have to understand what this is like. Maybe not you, Blaine. But I was laying in bed doing that thing where I'm giving myself excuses why I didn't need to go to the gym, and I shouldn't go to the gym.

And of course since I'm laying in bed, I got my fucking phone, I'm scrolling. What do I hit? But Lindsay on Instagram, working out at seven months pregnant. And I'm like, I gotta fly, I gotta go to the fucking gym. I mean, if she's working out at seven months pregnant, what excuse do I have for not getting my ass at a bed

and going to working? Just listen to the predator soundtrack. And I'm like, you'll go to the gym. Or watch the commando suit-up scene. How many? How many? I reckon I'm talking about. How many days a week are you in the gym?

I go most times three days on, one day off, three days on, one day off, but sometimes I've been like, doubling up. I'll just do like six days straight. And I'll take like three days on. You work out three days in a row? Yes. So, five to six times a week, and then I'll climb on rest days and stuff like that.

I don't know, I don't know. It's a lot. You were talking to the day about how you went to the gym and he was too tired to go into the gym, so he slept in his car, and then to get ready to go to the gym, basically. Yeah, my Jeep is like really tiny, but I took a small nap and I have blankets back there in coats. Yeah, cool. Other stuff. Yeah, yeah. So I just like bundled up back there. And then yeah, it took like a 12 12 minuteer and then got my button gear. Those are the worst workouts too. I gave Gavin a very good gift. What is it? So I got, did I talk about this before?

I got this thing, the bedjet, which is, it's a comforter that has like a fan that goes in it. Yeah, yeah. And then it like, it inflates it so it's in the summer. It's still have it. Yeah, I still have it. And then now in the winter, as she was like, this thing blah, blah, blah.

In the winter now, you just hit a button and fucking hot air goes in the bed. And she's so happy. Oh my god, I love that. But I got, I got this thing. It was like, it was like ex amount for the single zone or whatever on one side. And then it was barely more to get two zones. I said, well, I'll get the two zones because it actually likes it.

Then I'll be great. When it showed up, it was just two things. It was just two units. So you put one on one side and one on the other. Two zones. It's like two bed jets is what it was. Yeah. Oh my gosh. I said, I'm not gonna set up two of these things. I hate getting into bed when it's cold at night.

Like the initial getting in when the covers are cold. So Trevor does the sweetest thing in the world where if I get up to go to the bathroom or brush my teeth or whatever, he grinds on the bed. Wait a minute. He rolls over onto my side and like lays in the covers and like wiggles around a little bit until I get back, so my side's still warm by the time I get back. So then his side's cold? Yeah.

I do the same thing. Dude. And the more I hear about the shit that Trevor does, the more I realize how perfect he is for you, but also just like, how should he have a boyfriend everyone else in the world? Yeah, I just feel like a butt. Does he ever tuck his balls between his legs?

But I'm just gonna turn around and show you from behind. Every night. That's the thing. Actuallyuckest balls between his legs. But I'm gonna turn around and show you from behind. Every night. Actually, we just think you guys have been, we gotta believe it or not. We probably said this before, but believe it or not, Austin has the best sushi restaurant I've ever eaten at in my life. It's a place called Uchi.

So good. Eric, have you eaten it Uchi yet? You San Diego snob? No, I have not. You fucking prick. What? So you're probably hearing me say Austin has this great sushi restaurant.

You're probably in there rolling your eyes, right? No, sushi here's fine. It's okay. It's whatever. He said, you can hear him rolling his eyes. Well, he fucking said that. So he's fine. It's fine.

But whatever actually gets out, and she gets out of the bed to go to the bathroom or something, that she comes back and then she'll be fucking, she's freezing. You can always tell, if you touch somebody else and they feel warm, that means you're fucking cold as shit. That's what that means. You feel freezing to them.

But I do this in called Hot Rock, like from Uchi, where I just like grab her. Like that, so. Do you sizzle? Sizzle? Now we don't make this sizzling go. Like a wacky bean. Call it Hot Rock.

He's a very good hot rock. Yeah. Gross. I generate a lot of heat. He's a very good hot rock. Yeah. Gross. I generate a lot of heat. I want to remind everyone that this episode of Sheath Podcast is also brought to you by Ring. Ring's mission is to make neighborhood safer. You might already know about their smart video doorbells

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Yeah, immediately. Leave it at the door, go away. Go away. The, sometimes they're confused. They're looking around. Oh, is that? There's a service we have in Austin. I'm assuming they got more places.

They got Amazon Prime. So it's called Amazon Prime now. We get something at your door within an hour. Like, oh shit, my mouse just broke. I need a new mouse, but I don't want to leave because I'm working on a project or brightening something. So I just order a new mouse and it just shows up. And it's really cool.

But their default is they just leave it at the door. Which is like the best default ever for anything. You know, is I can't tell you how many times it's like go and answer the door and there's nobody there because somebody goes to package and then rang the doorbell and just left or something like that. We had to call like something and happened

where there was a mix up and we called Amazon Prime now to deliver a bathrobe to a set one time because we needed it for the shoot and it just showed up like perfect timing. Like we need that thing in the bathroom, get it at the actor in it and then. Yeah, well, yeah. Did we order some stuff here for Amazon?

We have in the past. Ashy and I did it on, we, for a long time ago we did this. Was it, do we do a Twitch stream on the Rushi Twitch account or something? Is it like wicked expensive? Was that when you did limbo? Yeah, I did limbo.

I was trying to get the, die only five times in limbo achievement. And then I had to order a, some kind of like a headset or something. I think we tried to get some sort of splitter so you could have like, you could have the mic and the audio, like some way to get the audio into the stream properly because the audio had to go to the stream and I couldn't hear it. Yeah. So I just hadn't played that sense. Yeah. So by the end of the stream, we were playing the game like less than an hour, it's like the thing I ordered,

like on the stream showed up. How is this prime now? Like crazy. For like, just to deliver everything. I think it's like if you order a certain amount and you have prime, it's not that much, but I think it's like $6.95 if you just order like one thing. That's $7 for me having, like just get a new home.

If you can't leave and go somewhere, like if you're in a movie set, right? And you can't leave, you gotta be there. Or if it pulled out or ran in. Yeah, exactly. I was realizing the other day, I think it was actually like, I might have been in Japan,

where I was in this like super like neon lit street. And I was like, on my iPhone, I put it away, and then I got electric car zip-bond, and it made that like, it's always was like, oh, I'm in the future. car zipped by and it made that like, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and you've got a smartphone, a smart watch, and like I'm talking to Ashley on my watch, and stuff like that. It's like Tracy. Yeah, exactly.

I thought you'd want him holding out on getting an Apple watch, because I wanted to have a camera like D'Accis watch. A camera? Yeah. It would be cool if this thing had face ID, but it's not worth having a camera on here. I don't need another camera.

Well, I mean, it already knows like, if you take it off your wrist, it locks. You got to put a passcode into unlock. Is it worth it the Apple watch? Huh? Is it worth it? What's this? No, you guys both have it. Hey Ash how's most doing over? The first time you connect to takes a while doesn't it? Yeah, it takes a little while to connect the first time, but like we're in a grocery store

We're just like walking around like that really where are you? Where are you? Yeah? So they tried the only problem is oh Could you stop? No, yes the walkie-talkie feature on the Apple watch these to do that with old phones. I can't remember who the next Oh, yeah, I was pushed to talk. Yeah, the dangerous function have yeah, why I feel like it could come at a really not You can make it so unavailable. I'd. I actually did that once to me during a meeting. I was like, what's up, but. I was like, yay!

Yeah! That's pretty cool. Did you see that speaking of making fart noises? Go on. Yes sir. Speaking of making fart noises. I get frustrated with the shit that Tesla does sometimes. They added a farting Easter egg to the car.

No, why would they do that? That's pretty great. Where you can like set one of this. Yeah, it just started rolling out. Where you can set one of the seats to be like a woopie cushion. Oh my God. And the next time someone sits in it and makes like a farting noise.

Why have you used? Or like I think the audio plays from like that side. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey're long. Genius. You did it. It was like, fix the fucking car. How about, how about, how about, you make this, like this morning? I couldn't unplug my car from the power. How about you make this? Yeah, I think we hit the button and it turns white, but it turned red.

Oh, that's not good. Yeesh. Yeah, I had to like, I had to find a YouTube video tell me how to do a manual release on it. Yeah, huh. Yeah. I had come problems with mine when I first got it. The, the, I, the one I have now is actually, I traded in my with mine when I first got it.

The one I have now is actually I traded in my old one. I got this one. And the first one, it had issues. Remember I couldn't open the trunk on it and I had to like get a manual release for the cable to do it. And I was like, hmm, it's kind of weird about that. You know, it's like, but do you get I realized, you know, you're baited testing for a lot of people in the future, my friends.

It's very true. I think I drove Cari's car the other day for the first time, Cari got one. Yeah. And, is that the same? Same one as Jordan, isn't it? No, it's not. It looks the same from the outside, but it's different. Are they just old Tesla?

Yeah, welcome to that world, they're different. They're like, fucking iPhones, man. How do you get a car? And then a year later, they have a better version of it. But I looked at his van, right? And I think the van I have is like, mine was like the 20,000th model 3 built and It was already like 125,000

Wow, it's like they've really started cranking those things out and I realized by the way before anybody points it out Yes, they update cars every year already, but it's remarkably different It's like if almost like every year if they change the body style on a car Yeah, it's not even every year. It's like they're just constantly iterating It's like oh that's like even looking at his I was like oh that's different than mine This is different than mine like this like a better way. Yeah, it's like they're just constantly iterating. Oh, that's like, even looking at his, I was like, oh, that's different than mine, this is different than mine. Like this. Like a better way? Yes, like, oh yeah, I would much rather have that.

Well, the other thing too is like, I live in a world now where it's like I get all these updates because the software for the car updates, like an operating system. And then it tells you all the features. And it's like, oh, but that's not on my car because I don't have that hardware. Like I can't do that.

Oh, I can't do that. That's like this. So it's like this constant like, guess what? I mean, cool if you could do. Ha ha ha ha. That's like this. That's like the constant like guess what would be cool if you could do Matt I pulled up to Matt in the parking lot because he just got one too and I was like, oh, it's nice car, man We're just gonna get talking about it and he's like, you know, they're making electric like SUV like jeep looking things. Oh, that's cool You love your jeep. I love my jeep.'d be very hard to bear in your Jeep. Of course. Do you?

Do the Jeep Wave? Do the Jeep Wave. Why is it that? Oh, it's just because they keep your hand on the steering wheel. So you can just do like a little peace sign. Was it you were Adam who was saying that they waved to a park Jeep accident? Yeah.

No driver in there. I'd probably do that. It's weird because like I read a thread. Someone was talking about like Toyota to come as versus Jeep Wranglers, and how they have these two very strong cultures, but Jeep people are kind of unbearable. They're like rice burner dudes, cars that upgrade their cars,

but like shit spoilers on them and stuff like that. I don't think I'm that bad though. Not yet. Not yet. I like when people talk. It's fun. It almost exploded the other day while you guys are complaining about not getting

Wi-Fi in your Tesla's. Can you take the top off, take the doors off of it? Okay, yeah. I take my doors off all the time. Do you? That's really cool. Not the top though. But yeah.

I've had the same car since I moved here, and it's lost to still in great shape. It still looks good, dude. That's fucking crazy. So I was thinking about this. My pick up that I have, my old Ford that I had before, I got these sedan, these cars. I've had that since 2010, yeah, 2010.

JD is gonna be the car that JD drives. It's eight years old at this point. Oh, the Silver one. Yeah, it looks brand fucking new. It like I get in it, it drives, it's great. Everything's about it is amazing. I had a car, it was a 1982 Dotson, and I got it in 1988. That thing was like, I pulled it out of the fucking junk yard.

It's just like cars last so much longer now than they used to. Like an eight or 10 year old car before was a rusted out piece of junk falling apart would stop at every stoplight, and the engine would die. It's also crazy how much longer cars last and look good in warm places. Like I'm sure that's very true. Like in the back in Canada, because of the salt in the snow and everything like that, and cars would like fucking bust it after two years.

Yeah, my Prius, you know, which I had right before the Tesla was eight years old. Wow. And it's like I, I don't, I never thought of that car as being. I saw you in your car the other day and wondered what happened your Prius. And I assume you just traded in. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, people who live in the South, they're like, when you talk about like a place,

like a rust place, there's no rust business, you know? And those are like regular commercials you see living in the North. Or anywhere with salt on the road. Yep. Is like rusty jones, or I don't know what's in the other. I've been a long time since I lived in Northern climate, but I remember that growing up as a kid

and seeing that I was like regular services for rust fixing. Then like tire chains, or putting like winter tires on. Yeah, that's a pretty fun idea to, I think Texans. I gotta teach JD out a change of tire on that truck before I give it to him though. Something I will never miss is waking up in the morning

and scraping ice off of my car or digging it out of snow before having to drive anywhere. I do not miss that one bit. I love the subreddit, idiots and cars. I fucking love that. Oh, idiots and cars. I don't follow it. Idiots and cars.

What? I didn't follow it. Why? Because it just pissed me off. It'll make you angry sometimes. I had to follow it. I didn't follow it. What? I didn't follow it. It just pissed me off. It'll make you angry. Some of the idiots and cars. Yeah, but one of them recently was somebody didn't clear the ice off the top of their car

and they're going on a freeway. And it comes off in this massive sheet and just flipping the air. Smash is the windshield of the car behind them. It's in a dashcam too, so you see this thing coming and just smash this shit out. So another fucking video today, this thing is crazy. It was a bunch of cars were on lined up on the side of the street.

Like they had pulled over. You saw the spike strip thing? The cops were down the spike strip because there was a high speed chase. But they didn't get any of the other cars off the road. They just had them all pull over to the side, hit the spike strip. And it's just like this big like 180 spin and slams right into the guy who's filming. It's fucking crazy. It's horrifying. And it's like, how could you not spin and slams right into the guy who's filming. It's fucking crazy. It's horrifying.

And it's like, how could you not see this coming? I didn't know if you see this. I saw, I posted this on Instagram the other day, but there was someone driving around Austin, and I've seen this before, but the rims on the- Slangers. They were like, they're- So, you posted that?

I saw them like 20 minutes before you posted that. I've never seen those before. I see that guy. I saw that guy. Oh, that guy? Yeah, same car. I see that guy. I saw that guy. Oh, that guy? Yeah, same car. I see that guy once a week. What?

Why? Yeah, it's like, it's like he's in combat. Like, what was the grease for the Blanket Mountain? He was fucking feet onto your car. So how do you park anywhere? It's, I don't understand those either. There's a lot of shitty people. That's a big culture and juicing too.

Yeah, I think it's for the original. I think it's funny. Yeah, I'm kidding. I'm like, we had a really great night. We That's not a legal. That's a big culture in Houston too. Yeah, I think that's part of the reason I think it's funny. Yeah, I'm kidding. I like it. We had a really great night. We had a really rainy night in Austin recently. And I was going to this concert thing. I didn't want to be concerted.

They were playing Akira with live synth music. It was fucking badass. Concert. It was just a movie. So I'm going there and it's like super rainy and stuff like that. And I'm at this light and I hear this like thump. And the back of my car and I was like, well, fuck, I just got hit.

So like I look back there and then I like wave the person. Oh my god, dammit. So like I see that like right past this light that we're at is a parking lot. And I was like, and I signaled to go into there. So I pulled in and this guy instead of doing it without using his turn signal, just whipped out through that down that road,

and he wasn't gonna stop to do his a hit and run. And I'm in my Jeep and there's nothing between me and the road and the parking lot, except for a curb and stuff like that, so I looked to make sure I was safe, and I just like, fucking mounted the curb and went over on the road. And I started falling and was like, maybe he's going somewhere else.

And then this guy thought I was chasing him. Sure, where you were. Yeah, I mean, but I thought he was gonna park like going somewhere else. And then this guy thought I was like chasing him. Sure, where you were. Yeah, I mean, but I thought he was gonna park like go somewhere else. I was thinking the picture of his license plate. So then he, well, it was like running cats and dogs and I couldn't see because he'd fucking hit me. So like, there's no space to see.

So then he like whips ass into a part like a neighborhood street without doing signal. And he's going like fucking 45. And at that point, I'm just like, it is not worth at least I killing someone. So I just like, very distantly, I was like, if I run into him again, if I see him again then great, but I stopped like,

Was there damage on your car? So I checked it, that guy probably fucked his car up pretty good, but he hit my tire, so there's no good lines. Oh, nice. Yeah. Good. He took off for no reason.

Yeah, but I was gonna let him go. Like I swear, I would have seen him be like, you okay? Hey, that sucks. Be careful when you drive the rain. That would have been the extent of it, but this guy could have like killed somebody in the program. Yeah, that's worth it. I saw.

Is your dream car still your dream car? Yeah, I just put it in chat. Did you really? Yeah. What is your dream car? 59 El Camino. 59 El Camino. Yeah, hell yeah, dude.

59 El Camino is fucking on. Like an SS. Well, he's gonna need a car. Like, that was the El Camino. Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. 59 El Camino's fucking. Like an SS. Like a 59 or a 60. But like that was the El Camino's, yes. It was the Bronco. Classic Bronco. That's if Jeff could own any car. He'd own a Bronco. I'm not a car guy.

It's weird that it gets so associated with a car. My car. I'm not. I never had like a dream car growing up. You're a technology car. Yeah, I'm a technology person. I like like gadgets and stuff. And that's like the ultimate gadget.

I, I never, I don't know anything about cars. I hardly know any making models of cars and like what my dream car would be, but growing up I always wanted a convertible. No, really? Yeah, I thought that would be super fun, but not very smart to own Canada. No, you said one month out of the year.

Yeah, it's one of those things too. It's like, it's a lot better on paper than when you have it in practice because you just don't do it as often. Yeah. But he doesn't even take the top office GP set. Yeah. What about you, what's Dreamcar? It's always been a Wrangler.

Yeah. I mean, like, maybe not the specific one that I have, but the thing is that I'd rather have a classic version of the vehicle that will just remain the same, timeless piece versus like what you guys are going through where it's like, oh, I just got this nice Jeep. And there's a new one that's out and it's way better. And now I feel bad about owning this one.

Yeah. So like I think I'm always just gonna own like a classic Jeep. You just gotta deal with the issues. Cause I used to own a 64 Chevy pickup and that thing. Oh my God. Man, that thing was a monster to keep going. It really got busted. It got me miles to the gallon.

Woof. My dad had a, a camerae when we were growing up and it had this really cool feature where in the trunk seats would fold up and they would become like full seats that you could sit in but facing out the trunk window. No. So me and my brothers used to sit in those seats all the time

and like we were just like way, but people were like, and the red lights and stuff. And I realized growing up like a really bad prank I could have pulled is like to bring a sign of thing that said help me. Oh. And like hold it up in the back, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, It looks fucking weird. It looks like a mix of a hammer and a Jeep. Yeah. Yeah. You're not a fan. It sounds like it's fine They had codenamed it something else and apparently they were not gonna do Oh

Is that that's what that's on Facebook brand new 2019 Jeep renegade. I'm not sure that looks like a concept card Yeah, I think there's the that's a concept they did release something about like they have like a new pickup truck It's not the first time that they did that, but I don't think I'll get it. You guys can look at something you want to see. This is actually a fight between car. There'll be no way to get it, because it's a prototype.

And you get it for obvious reasons. It's Pujo makes it. It's called The Hogger. Oh yeah. The H-O-G-G-A-R. Is it one of those shitty three wheel vehicles? Nope. It's not.

Although it does kinda look like it. It's what it's got for wheels. One of those main looking things. You just got to see it. It's crazy. It looks like it was, I think that, that concept came out in like 2003. It looks like somebody tried to make the war hawk. That's pretty fucking cool. That looks like it's like a, like a, yeah, that's it right there. Look how fucking bad ass that car is, dude. And they just made it and then they just never produced it. Just Pujo. That was called the Lion Thing?

Yeah, but see them in Australia, but I've never seen them in America. Probably because in Australia, they probably pronounce it the way they do in the UK, which is they pronounce it Persia. That's how Gavin says it, Persia. Don't take Gavin's pronunciation. That's true.

That's true. But I feel like I've never seen that Lion thing. But maybe. So we're going to different countries and seeing the different kinds of things. It's weird, give me that lion back up again. You know what I always associate that lion with? Is low and brow beer.

Oh yeah, me too. Yeah. I don't know why. I see that I merely think of low and brow. So that was the concept. They apparently did make a hogger, coop utility vehicle. Looks like a yut from Australia.

But they sold it in Brazil and all of the top-brain countries. Yeah, it doesn't look like. That looks like a dope. It doesn't look nearly as cool. It's no, gross. As we're talking about this literally Jack tweeted 20 minutes ago, it's a picture of his Tesla that says,

I love this car so much. I've had it for over half a year, putting nearly 9,000 miles, and I still grin every time I sit in it. Like it will, as we're talking about Tesla. It's listen, I gotta say, it's a, I'm an evangelist for it because it's a really good product.

I get in mind every time I'm happy with it. It's great. You know, I think I might go, Barb, you wanna go get one tonight? Let's go get one. You get one on it. Yeah, why don't you put the down payment on it? Okay.

And I'll pay you back. Guys, we're gonna get Tesla. Yeah, we're gonna time share Tesla. We're gonna time is it 6.35? It's about time to go get a Tesla, I think folks. Yeah, change that to maybe possibly a Tesla owner next time you see us. Well, we gotta wrap up then. You know, you gotta go get a Tesla, I think folks. Yeah, change that to maybe possibly a Tesla owner next time you see us. Well, we gotta wrap up then.

You know, we gotta go get a dealership. Yeah, you can't buy one. You can't buy one in Texas. What? You can buy it right now, buy it online, you can buy it online. You can use Touch ID, you sample pay. You have to. All right.

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