Rooster Teeth Podcast - The iPhone 7 Argument - #393

Episode Date: September 13, 2016

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I said he always asks me and he always gets it wrong. I do I would a guess probably they said like about 360 I know he passed 350. I know the last big milestone we passed but 400's coming up soon Which we think about doing something. It's on Halloween Our 400th. Yeah, oh sweet. I think wait. Is that a Monday? I think I sent you an email saying we should do something on it And then you never replied is the podcast on a Monday I didn't realize I said I said I'm just gonna be a Halloween and he's fucking ignoring it still Well, here's the thing about the podcast. Yes, is that on a Monday Halloween?

So I had to come to that the podcast comes out on three different days Monday is live streamed Tuesdays. It's after first members and then one day it's out for everyone. So that's a bigger question. So fuck you. We live stream on you. So what were you saying, guys? But we should do something. We should do something. You want to trust you? I might not be able to attend. I got kids. Halloween. Halloween is a kid's school. Old enough to trick or treat themselves. Trick or treat. Yeah, give them a dozen, right?

Trick or treat yourself. Trick or treat yourself. That's exactly how they're at the age, right? They're fucking getting a mischief on Halloween. JD won't want to go. He's JD's at that age. You reach a tipping point as a teenager when you still want the candy,

but you don't want to dress up and you see those fucking teenagers walking around. Like, what are you dressed as? Oh, I'm dressed as a teenager. You're like, oh, it's like, get the fuck out of here. I'm not giving you any. I think that JD might be at that age, but Teddy's still like, he's down with the costumes. How tall is JD though? God, he's taller than his mom now. So he's about five, four, five, five now.

Okay. Yeah. He could probably still pass as a younger kid. Oh, we can. Yeah. Yeah, probably good. Yeah. What a mask on. It's fine. Exactly could probably still pass as a younger kid. Oh, we can. Yeah, I'd be probably good. Yeah, a mask on. That's fine. Exactly.

Yeah, although that's pretty dangerous. I picture Teddy like a chipmunk when it comes to candy. Just like stuffing his cheeks with like jolly ranchers. JD was especially proud because he likes to have a scary costume that people react to. And one year he had a costume that I don't even know how to describe it. I think I talked about it when he wore it because we would have had the podcast at that point in time, but it was basically just a black cloak. That was it all tattered at the ends of the arms

and at the bottom by his feet. And then it was a black like, like a nylon mask that just like was a blank over the top of his head. So it was just a black cloak, black face. Couldn't see anything. And then he had these goggles he wore underneath and these glasses that were these big red circles eyes.

So it had this, it looked like the world's most evil jaw-wa. And, is that like a character in that game journey that looks like that? It looks a little bit like that, but it's all black. Like the thing in journey-wa is red. And that actually looks more like a jaw-wa, that thing. But we went to a house and there was a little kid like three years old, four years old, tiny little kid dressed as Superman.

And JD's walking up the sidewalk to go to that door and that little kid turned around to come down. Kid freaks out, runs down the length of the porch. It was like the whole length of the house and jumps off into a bush. Like literally, and that's like JD's half-thus-three jump like Superman, to be dive like he was gonna fly. No, it was like totally eight shit into the bush. That was scream too. Yeah, he was crying the whole way. So, it makes it so much better. No, I think that's awesome. I love it.

I was on a flight with a crying baby just recently. Did it make you not want to have any more kids? No, I like kids a lot and I can, but I can actually tune that stuff out. If there's a crying baby on a plane, this was one kid that I couldn't tune out though. Mainly because I was in the same row as the kid, but I wasn't like on the same side of the aisle,

so I was like looking across, and it was, they didn't get a seat for the kid. There was two seats on that side of the plane, and it was the two parents, and they were kind of passing the kid back and forth, and it was an overnight red eye flight, coming back from Seattle from PAX, and the kid was just, the kid was just miserable the whole time. I feel like screaming crying. Yes, like not just screaming like like almost like Anglican

Tantrum yelling at the parents and like couldn't articulate one point is hitting the dad when he's trying to comfort the kid I couldn't just hang kids from the ceiling in planes Things like the honest and they just be like hanging from the Like you're dead by day like it. They don't even like you see me tilted back and in Sean take off and landing You think they're gonna love baby hang from the I know what you mean like a like a little bouncy harness thing. Yeah, yeah, no, they'd be fun They'd really love turbulence Talking about that's things are great. Oh one of wasn't the dumb thing. Yeah, wait. I know exactly what you're talking about.

Those things are great. I want one of those for adults. I would love one of those elastic chairs and like jump around it. They would hurt your junk, I think. Nah. And let's say the hole, you should tuck it. How much did it?

I learned how to tuck really well when we did laser team. You just, how much did that harness hurt you when we went zip lining on your junk? Uh, it wasn't bad, but the guides were very nice because I was about to go down the zip line at one point and the male guy goes, uh-uh, hey, hey, hey, Bernie, you guys, uh, tighten your leg straps on this one, tighten your leg straps, and I was like, oh thanks,

because if you tightened it around your thighs, it wouldn't go up and like give you the mush. Yeah, it wasn't that much, I wouldn't like, push one of your arteries closed. It's for a long time. Your arteries are deep in your leg. Would you rather push your artery closed or push your dick closed?

On your balls. We're your balls, yeah you rather push your artery close or push your dick closed Oh your balls Well your balls. Yeah, that's even worse. Sounds hot Artery for a while. You do it. What do you say something about like make sure all the furniture is in the same room? Yeah, yeah, you guys when you do when you tie your legs, that's make sure all the furniture is in the same room Yeah, they was fun. You guys should totally go do that. What do you do that? What why? We did it to for the vlog. Barbara and I went out to go talk about her show Always Open, which-

So you just decided to zip line while you did it? Well, the reason I know that- The reason I know that exists is because Ashley and I did it to prepare for the amazing race. I don't really know what a zip line prepares this for, but we just went out and did a sh- Remember this? Yeah.

You guys just talked about Ashley, we wouldn't tell anybody what we were doing, but all of a sudden we were doing all this stuff. Like we were zip lining and rock wall, rock wall climbing, bouldering, thank you. That's the word I was looking for. We were looking for that on the podcast.

Bouldering. So do you not do that stuff anymore? Yeah, we do. Like just went zip lining. Not even with Ashley, you just like, now they are done with your most recent. I just sit at home and read.

Yeah, yeah. Dude, she reads a lot though. She reads like a book and a half a week. Damn. Yeah. She kind of puts me to shame. I thought I was a big reader. She's like constantly.

Stop book club. Yeah. Her big deal is when she starts a series, she doesn't want to start a series that's in progress because Game of Thrones burned her on. So. What does that mean? She wants to make sure if she's starting a book and it's a nine book series that book dies out.

Gotcha. She's not waiting around at book seven for eight years. Well, I his shakes is finished. He did all this stuff all done He's not putting in his stuff out. He's finished So I was I was on a plane the other day too and I was I was maybe the the worst first world problem ever But I got upset that the direct TV on my flight wasn't working right. Like it was unwatchable. I was like, what is this?

I'm on a plane. I can't watch TV. You know, Louis C.C. has a little bit about that. But I was like, that's got to be like the worst possible advertisement for a direct TV service, right? Well, how long was the flight? Four hours. Well, I mean, did I have to put your phone to do there?

Then the internet didn't work on the plane either. Oh, I played a mobile game on my phone instead. Would you play? Reigns? I'm telling you, dude. Fallout shelter. Reigns, get it. Telling me at YouTube Red.

YouTube Red is also dope. I'm actually surprised Gavin Gus. Gavin never gets the internet on planes. Really? Ever. It's a great time to bang out a bunch of e-mails. That's true. I mean, you can reply to e-mails if you're a shite. Without being online. You just send them away when you land. I a bunch of email. That's true. I mean, you can reply to email.

I mean, a bunch of emails every time. Without being online. You just send them all when you land. I guess so, I guess that's true. Are you actually waiting to receive emails in the air? No, God no, that sounds like hell. No, I love clearing out my inbox though. It's like my favorite thing.

You can do that with that internet. Uh, wait. Ooh. I guess I can, but then I land and it's like a false clearing because then everything comes in. I had someone, I flew this week as well back for ballet because that's the current trend premier which premiered this weekend and There's a guy in front of me who Recline to see back the second we were able to recline to see back all the way and he was one of those people that like whenever he moves

He pushes all the way back on the street. Yeah, and so my knees were I had to sit like this the whole flight always open Why didn't she? pushes all the way back on the seat. Yeah. And so my knees were, I had to sit like this the whole flight. Always open. Why didn't she, how far back do those seats recline? Because even if you recline your seat, it's not going to move your legs back. Exactly. So this just like a poorly lined line. Why would you need it?

It was just really up in his back. I'm a tall person. But like the, my knees don't go higher than the armrest. And anything below the armrest doesn't move. It was touching my legs. But your knees don't go above the armrest? No. The armrest is like here.

The top of the armrest, it moves down at the bottom of the armrest. You mean it goes to that? Yeah. The top of the seat, like the bottom of the top. I don't even need any. I had like the chair hit me in the face, but that's because I'm leaning forward at the time.

I've had my knees smashed in before, by reclankers. And I don't get mad at them. That is their right as an airline passenger to recline that seat. There are people who feel like you shouldn't do that. Have you seen the product? I don't do it. We've talked about this before. If you want to do it, you do you. I understand reclining your seat. Maybe just like one of those little one clicks just to get the little relax in your bed. It's not a click. The one little like hinge. Nah, go out. Go out. It's just like, you paid for that seat, use every degree. Yes, absolutely.

Fucking right. You sat there, not reclining. Because you felt it was wrong to the person behind you? Yeah. Do it. I just did the moral, one little click. It's not click. There are no clicks.

But also, it's not because there was a TV screen on the back of the chair that I was watching movie on. And so when he reclined, it was like this close to me. That's awesome. It's like the screen's even bigger. Yeah, you can pull it down. It's not this one. There was a TV screen on the back of the chair that I was watching movie on. And so when he reclined, it was like this close to me. That's awesome. It's like the screen's even bigger. Yeah, you can pull it down too. It's not this one.

What? This one didn't move. You would like this? No, I was just watching the movie like this. It sucks. Your legs are open and your chin is in your chest. That's awesome. There's a thing you can buy.

There's just the podcast like that. It's two clips that you put on, I think you put them on your tray, but it like totally stops the chair in front from the clienting. And everyone's like, yeah, it's great. If someone used that on my chair, I'd be livid. I'd be like, I'd be trying to like break it. Yeah.

Is that allowed? Are you allowed to do that? I think, yeah, you can, if you complain about it, then they have to remove it. Like, does someone will try to put it on there, but they can I do that. I would bet that you could theoretically get somebody kicked off a plane from modifying the aircraft.

Like basically whatever the flight crew wants to establish as a rule, they can totally do it. Like if a flight crew says, we kicked this off a plane because it didn't like the color shirt he was wearing, you gotta get off a plane. Speaking of airlines doing what they want, when I was flying back from New York this on Sunday,

I was waiting to board the plane and you know normally they go through announcements We're gonna begin boarding you know all that typical stuff then the gate crew started saying If you have a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Please power it off. You know do not power it on during the flight do not plug it into the in flight power and Do not put it in any of your check luggage, which of course they were a little late for that one But I was like damn they specifically called a phone out and said, do not use this phone on a plane. Keep catching on fire.

Yeah, I mean, they're exploding at a pretty decent rate at this point. That is a whole crisis, dude. They've done a whole recall of like every single one, haven't they? Yeah. I did a newsread with Ashley about that earlier. I think a six year old kid had one, which what the hell is a six year old kid had one, which what the hell is a six year old kid doing with a brand new note phone? That's a big.

What? It's expensive as phones. Given to a six year old. Is it how much other? I mean, I'm sorry, the kid got burned and all that. You go burned. Oh yeah. It's fun exploded in his handling. How recent of a development is that?

The kid getting burned or the phone's flooded? The phone launched August 19th, and then I think the rumors of the recall, recall started about two weeks ago, and then I think last week, when I flew this week is the first time I ever heard about that, and then you guys also start talking about it,

so I didn't know how recent it was. You know, it worries me, we talk a lot about Apple on the podcast, but we bitch about Apple a lot. And you know, because we work in video games, there's obviously brand loyalties that fall in place there and people get like very stodgy about those loyalties. But I was reading a Reddit thread about these exploding phones. And it was crazy. It was the specifically

the thread on about this kid who got burned doing it. And the people on Reddit, like the top voted comments were people saying, well, it's a kid's fault because they put the information out there and you just doesn't want to give up his phone. It's like, it's not the kid's fault that somebody manufactured a phone that blows up. How does it get through quality control? How does that happen to the point where, like, battery's good.

I've got to test so many. I guess. It's none of them exploded of that test batch and then other ones did it. It's like, yeah, whoops. So when I got my new drone, I never really wanted to travel with my drone before because it was like, I don't even think it was high death.

It was like, like 720 was the Phantom 2 that I had, but the new one I have goes all the way to 4K. It's gorgeous, it takes gorgeous photos, I've been putting it in the vlog. But so as I travel, I want to take it to places and fly. Those shots don't look real. You know they look crazy, don't they? They're amazing.

I love an artist when we did ours where you talk later about the rainbow, and I had had a shot of the rainbow. That's crazy. I didn't have time to edit it in But I wanted to go back and edit it like a thing. Yeah, I saw the rainbow thing, but The I was so I tried to figure out if I could fly with it on a plane So I looked it up and I saw a guy's video about flying on a plane with his drone and the batteries that come with this Phantom drone are called Lipo batteries lithium polymer batteries not familiar with that kind of better are called LIPO batteries, lithium polymer batteries. Not familiar with that kind of battery before.

They're an Aussie cause. Are they? They explode violently if they get pissed. Really? Well, most batteries do, don't they? Well, alkaline batteries do. Sorry, no, it's a travel. You could buy these bags on Amazon

that are contained in the batteries if they go off and they start burning. And all the reviews on batteries are hilarious going, yeah, here's what my bag looked like after my battery exploded. And the bag is obliterated, you know what I mean? It didn't do anything to help contain it. But I got, so you can't put the drone

or the batteries in your check luggage. You've got to carry it on. And they were trying to get this guy to video, he was trying to like bring it on. They said you can't bring that on, gate check it. It's too big and he goes, no, I can't because look it's got these batteries and I'm not supposed to check it.

And he was explaining that to the flight attendant, and he's thinking, well, maybe I should just pull the batteries out and put them in my backpack or whatever. And as he's thinking about that, the pilot comes out, head over to the conversation, and goes, I don't want that on my plane, get off. Wow. And just like straight up kick the guy off the plane.

And his soul says, moral the story is, just don't say anything about it. But that's terrifying. Yes. So there's gonna be something that happens, and I hope it doesn't, but there's going to be something happening where there's a major crisis of a laptop battery or a laptop. We've talked about this years ago before the Samsung stuff. I think when the podcast we talked about how terrifying that is that once a cell phone

battery starts burning, how difficult it is to put that out. I mean, I've stabbed a lithium polymer battery for a slow mo. You just like, nickel whole hole and it's like a Volcano like it produces enough smoke to completely engulf the entire inside of a plane for sure Like you wouldn't be able to see anything. That's horrifying. Where did you film that then in my backyard? Really? Did it not like create this giant? Oh? My god, hey gaff. It's someone called an am guilty. I know you know Destin who does smarter every day

I do and he's a brilliant guy. He's a legend and you're part of slow mo guys and you do cool stuff You know very tassium as well. Yep, and you know who's the other guy I'm thinking of V sauce Okay, you know him. Yep So the science community as you were part of for this a YouTube science community they tend to know each other I'm on the edge of it. You're on the edge of it. Because you're more of an entertaining, you're very specific. I just go for visuals.

They have the science. But yours is really specific. And I think most of those guys, if they were going to do something slow and low-related, they would probably think about you or reference one of your videos in it. There's this kid that I've been watching lately that is gonna fucking kill somebody.

And I don't know, I feel obligated as another YouTube to like reach out to this kid and tell him to cut the shit Do you know this kid backyard scientist? Oh, I've seen a few of those have we ever talked about this guy before? I've seen I've seen a clip of him Setting off bullets with molten aluminum. Yeah, like with it He just lays him out like on a brick and then pours molten aluminum on them. It's like the point until the bullet explodes. He's in a backyard. It looks like he's in Florida. It's on a brick at Dick height.

Like he's just blowing up bullets. One of them could just glance his penis and balls. And he's like, he's doing all this shit in his backyard. It's like, it's like, something's gonna go through their fence and kill like a neighbor. I mean, it's himself. That's on him, right? But it's just like, guy's gonna fucking kill somebody. What is the same with FPS Russia?

But that guy's in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, it does need good. But he did some close calls. Unsafe, like that cod door, almost ripped his own car door hits him. It kills him and that's a tragedy, but it's still him. We have crew. He has a crew. They know what they fucking signed up for.

After their first shoot with FPS Russia, they should be like, I'm getting the fuck out of here. Just do a quick Google search. What are we going to be filming? Oh shit. We have on the... Carefully what I say here. We have on the table. We have a pitch for something that involves one or two live rounds of ammunition, like from a real weapon. Are you allowed to say what show? I can't say. So it's a live round of ammunition, like from a real weapon. Are you allowed to say what show? I can't say.

So it's a live round of ammunition. Oh, is that open? So we've been, yeah, it's always open. We've been like talking around, apparently it's off topic, Jeff kills himself. We can talk about that in a second. That was the most depressing thing I've ever seen in my life.

But no, it's a live round of ammunition and it has, like we went through the crew and we talked to crew about it. Literally like half the people that normally crew our shows were like not doing it. Like they just wouldn't set foot on a set that has live ammunition on it. So crews are like, they know what they're doing, they know what they're in for, you know,

and anybody with any amount of experience knows, it's not worth a risk. I'm not taking this job and they're just gone. It's not, I mean, I'm desensitized to it because I worked on so many things with live ammo and it really exploded. We really get to explode like fire in the pistols. All right, I guess I might wanna read here.

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Thank you, Pizza Hut for sponsoring the podcast. And for giving away stuff to our viewers. Also the big, to do a lot of work with the booth, right? Because I was at PAX and they would have the retro bites arcade there. You said you're like a muppet just now. Get out. Yeah. I mean, see those things that you can buy for planes.

What is the thing that you can buy for planes? The thing you can buy for planes where. I want to guess. Oh, I don't know. I would have guessed the reclining thing, but we already covered that. Well, you're talking about pizza. What's the reclining thing? We were talking about, would have guessed the reclining thing but we already covered that well We were talking about pizza. What's the reclining we were talking about to we blocked the reclining of the scene I think is it the new type of plane pillow you could buy? Yeah

Yeah, it looks like a thing that looks like a thing right we should get a picture of it looks ridiculous You're supposed to gonna strap it over the headrest front, isn't it? Oh no. It's like a hammock. Does it go over the head? Over the other person's head. Yes, so you cover up someone's TV. Pretty much. And then it's like this, and you just sleep on it, but you just look like you've been hanged in your seat. Pretty much.

You can also put it on your tray table and put your arms through it like this and sleep like that. Yeah. That's smart. Teddy has something called an ostrich pillow, which is like, Oh, I've seen those. That's smart. Teddy has something called an ostrich pillow, which is like- Oh, I've seen those.

It's like a big pillow that goes over his head, and it looks like a bulb. What was it, BioShock Infinite? With the things that had the bulbs, like the sirens. Yes. It's like a big bulb head, and it's got holes in the top and it put his hands in there like that, and he's a little hole for his face.

So we sat like this. So he puts his head down with it. It doesn't, oh, I was gonna say, it doesn't as the arms get really tough. Yeah, no, it looks, it's so you're supposed to lay flat. Yeah, this thing looks so dumb, I would never. I would, yeah. That's the ostrich pillow.

That's what daddy's got. The problem with all these pillows is, you've got to carry them on the plane with you. It's like something from no-miss. That's fucking massive. Right, you got to carry that shit with you on the plane. I agree with you. Yeah, it's pointless.

There's, when we were on the amazing race, we packed everything we could possibly need, and then by the end of the race, we were just like, it was such a metaphor for travel and learning to travel. By the end of the race, you know, three weeks later, in real time, we were throwing out literally everything in our backpack

to get down to like one pair of underwear, and an extra shirt, And that was it. Because we just, all we cared about was weight at the end of it. It's like, I used to pack so much shit when I would go on planes too, like stupid travel pillows and those fucking, you shit things people in the night. And after a while, you're just like, fuck, I don't just want to deal with all this stuff. I just need an eye mask, so I need to put it in my pocket. Gavin uses an eye mask.

It's, it's, I don't look good. I don't look good. You look very fancy. Very, very, very, fucking, I have to use an eye mask too. But it good. I don't look good. I don't look good. You look very fancy. Very, very much. I have to use an eye mask too, but it's not so it keeps it dark. And I've talked about this before, but my eyes don't close when I sleep. And I also drool when I sleep.

I dry out on plane, so I don't know how you would do that on a plane. Oh, my eyes hurt, so I mean it's not on purpose. Oh no, no, no. I just don't know how you can stand it. Just rub Vaseline over your eyeballs before you sleep. Like this. And then I drool too. Okay. can stand it just rub Vaseline over your eyeballs before you sleep like this and then I do too

So it's just not pretty. I have to cover up as much as my face as possible. Just do what I do Just literally like I just sit down on my seat like this and I go Well, I just calm down immediately. Yeah, I feel like I can turn my brain off when it comes time to sleep I'm just like I would pay for that skill. God. I always struggled to sleep. I practice for a long time. I know that sounds weird. But I had trouble sleeping when I was a teenager. And I was just like,

I just had to practice training my brain off. And just like training one time. Training just to try to like clear my mind and not have it create new thoughts. When I can't sleep. What do you think of to clear your mind? Nothing. But how do you think of nothing?

I can't pick. Nothing. What do you mean? Nothing. Imagine me trying to think of nothing right now. I'm trying to think of how you think of nothing? I can't, I can't pick nothing. Nothing. What do you mean? Nothing. Okay, imagine me trying to think of nothing right now. I'm trying to think of how to think of nothing. I'm thinking of nothing.

I'm just thinking of nothing. I pretend I'm dead. Now I'm thinking of the word nothing. Oh my god. Gosh, Gus lays in his bed and he goes, I'm gonna think of all the people I like and respect. And he's out. No, but in the list.

He gets Esther, then nothing. Like the opposite of a cliff. The first runner up for the feed is Konrad Schmidt, TDG, underscore Conrad. I'll say the answer after we pick our ground price winner. I want to know what the fuck is all about. I'll get there. So it was my 10th anniversary over the weekend. It was also Esther's, you selfish prick. It's my 10th anniversary over the weekend. It was also Estre's you selfish prick.

It's my 10th anniversary. So Estre and I went up to New York for a few days. Nice and viewed a bringer. Just a different way. I figured she's done a good job. She did fancy her tail. Yeah, we did stay somewhere fancy and went around and like eight. Estre loves hotels.

Eight nice, nice food. But I fucked up on one of the meals there was there was I don't know like we didn't know what we're gonna do for dinner the next day and I just looked on open table I was like oh here's a Japanese yakitori restaurant what's the yakitori it's like a grilled chicken it's all sons okay and I was like oh this is fancy right it takes a reservation so they go okay we'll eat there the next day the restaurant called me like we just want to confirm that you you know have a reservation for this evening I was like yeah yeah yeah me, like we just want to confirm that you have a reservation for this evening. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, great. It's also

want to confirm that you booked the chef's special table. Oh, no. Yes. What does that mean? Yeah. And they were like, you're going to be sitting in the chef's. It's going to work in front of you and prepare a custom meal for you. It sounds lovely. I also mentioned that you're worse nightmare. This is New York City And they're good, you know, it's like and it's gonna make a custom meal for you It's like whatever ton of courses, so you just think in oh So we go to the plate. No, how much is it though? It was 140 a person Oh, it's not it's not that's not the one I was expecting you to say like 800 Yeah, I've heard of like thousand dollars. Yeah, but we sit down

We go into this restaurant really nice restaurant And they like take us to this backyard That's like curtained off and it's like a tiny little almost like a sushi bar, right with five seats and it's like Esther and I sitting and the chef is about as far away as Gavin is He's like hello. I'm gonna be you know Japanese guys I'm gonna be cooking you and he opens up like this box It's like all this different raw meats like I'm gonna be cooking all of these different skewers for you. And you get to pick if you would prefer Japanese wagyu beef or some kind of crab. And then like a rice dish.

It's like, okay, great. I didn't ask him what any of the skewers were, which was my mistake. Cause he starts bringing stuff out. And at first, you're like, okay, this is a little weird. This is a little weird. Then he brought out like two chicken hearts on a skewer. He's not chicken all of this big. I look skewer. Happy to check in on this big. Oh, look that big.

Oh, sorry, like a grape. Chicken grapes. And so that was like, okay, it was like. It's like bad, you hear. So it's like that was a little rough when I ate it. Then he brought out liver. Is it tough? Those are chicken livers.

Is it hard tough? It was pretty tough. That's too, that's too, that's livers. Yeah, those two chicken livers. I never, there were still kind of bloody. And then I was like, okay, this is, this getting hairy. It's like living with all the poison in the body. Yeah, and then he brought out this other dish

that way, oh, there's the hearts. He brought out this other dish that was like the arteries and the connective tissue around the heart. Okay, and he's like, each of these skewers is made from the hearts of 10 chickens. Oh, wow, that seems to be interesting. And it sounds gross, but it was actually really good. the words is made from the hearts of 10 chickens. Oh, wow. That seems to be the answer. It sounds gross, but it was actually really good.

It was like a nice chew and a nice crunchiness to the arteries. But it like did. But I just felt really weird because like, I ate it fine. It tasted great, but I couldn't let it show that I was nervous about it, because the chefs watching me and then there's a waitress just on my side watching me also. They just staring at you like, oh, you like that.

He's like, when you think about that one, oh, that had an interesting char to it or that it is crunchy, like, oh right, right, yeah, yeah, good. Yeah, I like that. It's exactly how he said it. Yeah, okay, sure. And the waitress is off on the side going,

I owe him another 10 bucks. He got him to eat the fucking arteries. You think he's just trying to reduce waistage? He's like, oh, come on. He's awful, can we put in his mouth? One of the skewers was a bag of chicken eyes. Medium rare, chicken tenderloin. The chicken tenderloin.

Medium rare. You could have red chicken. I ate it. Was it pink? Oh, yeah. I hate it. People are desspying. That's our sight, and stuff.

No, you'd worry about salmonella's what you worry about is not a parasite I wouldn't call that a parasite. Yeah, I just see I guess they have a very strict Supply chain for their chicken so that they're able to you know it causes salmonella Mostly salmon when you think they kill the chickens they they put and that that's caused a salmonella And there was I read up this was remember news of the weird in the Austin Chronicle? I read about a guy who invented a glue that they glued chickens' butts, oh god.

Before they killed them, which is sad. That is. Yeah, it's bad news. So. What have we become, is a race? Right, exactly. I glue the anuses of chickens closed. That's my job.

I'd say when I see people eat the fish and the fish is still alive, and it's like, what's wrong with you? Do you want that on the permanent record that you ate something all that was still alive? It's like, just don't do that. Yeah, the aliens are gonna see that one day. Especially when we videotaping broadcast it. When they're eating you, like, oh, okay.

It creeps out there. Well, to make that animals do that. Animals don't glue the anuses about the animal's shut, though. Good point. Or so you think. I would like to think we're better than animals. We're not. better than animals. We're not.

We are animals. What do you mean, like, on the scale of a lot of animals? Yeah, yeah. We're like the upper brackets. They recently had a breakthrough with dolphin science. I've heard about that. Where are they? What?

They were able to, I don't know what it was. I didn't actually read the article. I just read the headline, where they were able to develop some kind of technique in the recording of Dolphin chatter, where they can now say they've officially recorded a conversation that takes place between two dolphins, which apparently theoretically the dolphins are all talking to each other, but they couldn't differentiate between the chatter and the chirping, whatever they do.

I'd like to imagine that dolphins are just laughing at each other. Yeah. That's it, dude. How is that? Listen to what my voice sounds like. I like to imagine that dolphins are just laughing at each other. Yeah, that's it dude How is that? Yeah, it's like a one animal made a noise another one did and then the other one did again. Yeah, like very reportable It was reported everywhere And that's what conversation is back and forth right how is nobody ever heard that? Don't know they got to report something. I mean, I don't know if you were to news this week

You probably didn't hear this story 8,000 fucking times But a car drove off a parking lot in downtown Austin. Oh god. Yeah, it was I've never seen such a reported thing in my life I saw that fucking thing every way that you're all parking garage to it was literally the parking garage We parked in a people we work with yeah, we'll parking garage too. It was literally a parking garage, we parked in there. Even people we work with, we're like sending us that in turn. We want to send us that. Okay, I got it. I didn't say it.

I get it. It's like, it's a dead fascinating that a car drove off of a parking lot. It was kind of fascinating. How did you do that? That was crazy. That was the one piece of the beach. You could again.

How did the dip shit go off the side of the parking garage? You could have meant to reverse and you went forward instead. How did you get all the way off? It could set the parking brake and it rolled off. That could have happened. It was through the rail brake and it rolled off. That could happen. Just through the railings and the wires. It was holding on by one wh- We're talking about it now.

Oh, it's the same thing. You're the one who's going to run. No, I know, but it's like I was brought up. Because I was annoyed how much you got brought up. And now I'm just, ooh, it was a single conversation about how interesting this is. Now, no one's going to ever drop it. You made a mistake.

I was going to change the subject. I'm going to change the subject. You're going to be the fucking goddamn car of the parking garage. There's my wife. So while I was in New York. I went to the natural history museum. Did you go to the place that does the cheese? Tell me you did the cheese place. Cheese but I did not go to the cheese place. Where they melt the cheese and they scrape it on the plate. They're not going there. It's dead. I went to the natural history museum. I don't know how I came back to the cheese place. When I hear New York, I hope you're always going to say the cheese place. No, I just wanna hear New York. I hope you always say the cheese place. So I was delpy music. So I was looking at the minerals and gems exhibit.

And there's an exhibit where it's just like a bunch of quartz. And I'm just staring at this stupid quartz. Was demonetized? And this, Did Esther love it? Because she's a gemologist, right? She's not a gemologist, but she does like gems. No, she is a gem.

She was a licensed gemologist. No. Yes, that was on an earlier podcast. Maybe she was. No, she was not. Okay, wait, wait, what's a licensed gemologist. No. Yes, that was on an earlier podcast. Maybe she was. No, she was not. Okay, wait, wait, what's a licensed gemologist? I didn't know at the time. She put it in Gems.

Anyway, I'm looking at this super display at ports. And this like teenage girl comes up and like elbowed me out of the way. And she gets her cell phone camera out and it like starts taking a picture of this quartz. And she's there with her friend and she turns her friend and goes, I love diamonds, they're my favorite.

And it's like, if you just look like two inches down, you'll see in big letters it says quartz, that's the display. I don't know how, it's like, at least, these are giant, these are like the big ones you see are like the size of my fist. This one, he's like the biggest diamonds in the world. You know what they say, diamonds are girls' best friends. They were diamonds. And then a little later, we were walking around

and I saw this penny press machine. You know, we put in like two quarters and a penny and like you crank the handle and it spits out like a deformed penny. Yeah, Bernie's said about something. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, yes. The gemologist thing is real. So there was a change machine next to it,

which gave you quarters, but did not give you pennies. So it was right by the gift shops, I go to the gift shop and I'm like, hey, can I just get some change? I want a couple of pennies for the penny press out there. Like, oh, we can't open the cash register unless you buy something. So I just grab some gummy bears.

So we're right there by the register. I want to refund. I want to buy these. And the guy opens up the register and gives me change. But the pennies he gives me are like super dull and like cruddy. When I see some shiny ones in the register, so guy gives me my change, like wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I was like, can I trade these two pennies for those two shiny ones you have right there?

And the guy's like, what? I was like, well, I told you, I'm going to use the penny press. And you gave me these dull pennies. I see two shiny ones on top. Can I just trade you these two for those two? And he's like, I'm the shiny pennies in his register. Why is this such an issue for? I know, and so I give him the two dull ones

and he's like looking at them, then he pulls the two shiny ones out and starts examining them. Like I'm trying to pull some kind of scam on him. Like I noticed a special penny in the register and he's like comparing them and then the shiny ones were the kind with the shield on them. Like the shield. It's a slightly different penny, okay, and then he's so like it's like sitting off all of his alarms

And I was like I told you I just want to go use the penny press machine. Can you please just give me those two Fenty pennies. Is that when you pulled out your gun and held them up? Is it actually the same penny that comes out that you put in there? Yes, yeah, it gets pressed I just assumed they have a stack of pennies in there. Yes. Yeah, it gets pressed. I just assumed they have a stack of pennies in there. You can look you can look at art. That's why you got to rotate it to the right thing and then like I just actually watch it. You can actually watch it. Just gimmicky crap. I got it. I got it. I got it. That's a safe assumption. Sure. Now you can take a look at ours if you want. Take it apart. Yeah, we have a penny press here. That we used to have to X. Yeah, I'm gonna get like the gammiest penny and see if it comes out. Oh, it does. Oh, it does. But it shines a little bit, because it stretches.

And it equates. But it's still pretty pretty. That was fucking awesome, Barbara. Run point, Barbara. Solid. All right, I don't like that this note, but only has. How does B-ported? How does Cawt's tell the time?

Shut up. I don't give a shit about your notebook. It's crystals. But does a diamond tell keep good time? I don't know. Diamond's a good port to me, right? I stay loyal. Cawt's has always been there for me. I got it. I got the time. Somebody else, I want to read here. You don't know. I'm a sportsman, right? I stay loyal.

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But yeah, go check it out. So our second runner up for the feed is Eli Green, the green lobster. Well, all that's left is our grand prize winner. Come on, get to your ingest. Hurry up, grand prize winner. I wanna know what the scorpion does. I remembered what my note was, my mind resetting.

Have you ever had to reset your mind? Because I think you should explain what you're talking about because I think you were talking about this before the podcast. And I couldn't remember what mind reset taps meant. You had notes yourself on your phone. Yeah, and sometimes I can talk, I remember what I was talking about.

And it was mind reset note. What, mind reset? What? Taps. Like hot and cold. Mind reset taps. Okay, why is it? Well, I was just stood, I was about to brush my teeth

and my brain broke and I was like, I don't remember which one's hot and which one's cold. That's happened even though it's like the same time. I was like, stood there, I was like, no, I'm gonna have to reset my mind. I had to walk out my bathroom and come back in and be like, oh, there we go. But the context.

Why don't you just test it? I just don't know. No, your mind, you can get on the wrong track Why don't you just test it? I know, it's just obvious annoying. No, your mind, you can get on the wrong track in your brain and to fix it, you just gotta get away from it. I'd autopilot it in and I was just like, I became aware again at the tap and I was like, now I'm gonna have to come in again.

You're fucking me up. This is gonna fuck me up next time. I'm gonna tap my ass so hot. I associate, I associate. No, that's not cool. Much as hot. I've sat down. Don't do it.

I guess I associate the first glance I have when I look have when I walk into the bathroom, I'm gonna go for that tap. I know I'm about to do, I'm gonna go for that one. And I just didn't do that when I walked in and I do the same with light switches. I'm like, nah, I'm gonna need to walk up to this light switch again to remember what they will do. Dude, when a light switch does, I got light switches in my house, I'm going through and fixing stuff.

I hate light switches that you can't figure out what they do. I've got two. That's just the worst. I have no idea what this does. And I've got one that doesn can't figure out what they do. I've got two. That's just the worst. I have no idea what this does. And I've got one that doesn't work unless another one is in a certain position. Yeah. Why is that one there?

Do you guys have, oh, that's like a three-way switch that's installed wrong? Do you have like a row of switches where you'll never remember which one does what? Oh, yeah. Like you know, this one turns on a light. That one turns on a light. This one turns on a light.

But you'd never remember which light it turned on. Oh, yeah. I have a bank of six and I'm like, every night before I go to sleep, I'm like, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt, tt I do have also a clapper in my living room. Do you see what we were talking about home automation recently? I am. It's great. These guys use hue bulbs and you use hue bulbs. No, you don't I don't anymore. I don't use hue bulbs. Why not? Because I used to have lamps and now I just have like good ceiling lighting, but it would be too expensive to take you to expensive. So I only have three. You also always have to keep the light switches on. Yeah, okay with that. Yeah. But somebody else comes along, does know that turns it off,

and then you're like yelling at your lamps, basically. For this, I have people over. Yeah, that's your point. He will pay for this. Good Lord. What do I do to deserve this? Barbara, please. But if you use, if you use,

can we have a shot call? Instead of replacing the bulbs, if you replace the switches in the wall, you don't have to worry about that. Cause it's just like it turns it on when they're off, turns them off when they're on, that's it. Cause you don't give a shit. Wait, in the wall, you don't have to worry about that. Because it turns it on when they're off, turns them off when they're on, that's it. Because you don't give a shit. Wait, in the switch.

Yeah, you can play switch in the wall with a voice activated or an Alexa operated switch. Yeah, you were talking about that recently, I think. Yeah, I was just coming back around another reason why you should do it. I wanted that. Yeah, I should do it. But I had to think where there was a switch in my house that was just, it was just wrong. It was, I should try to explain this the best I can. So I'm standing indoors, okay?

And on my right is the door, okay? And on my left is the room, and I'm facing the switch. The switch on the left turns the light on outside. And the switch on the right turns on the lights in the room. It seems to me that switch closest to the outside door or should turn on the lights outside. I got so sick of mixing it up constantly that I hit the breaker, got the Switches out of the wall, flipped them over and put them back in

so that they would be in the right orientation. How do you do that? Now I keep fucking it up because I was used to it the other way. So that's one of those things in a house. It's where eventually I'm gonna do something about this. But what caused you to finally be like, now is when I'm gonna fix this.

I have, because I'm traveling so much, like when I get to the house, I just like, I'm getting this shit done. But the big thing for me is not having art on the walls. I didn't have like stuff on the walls, and I've been there a year, and I'm like, I gotta get stuff on the fucking wall. You're not a house for a year?

No, I'm in over there a year. Oh, over. Just moved in, may have 2000 2000 and whatever last year was. 15. They're getting more upset by the week guys noises. From... Rear. So, the big thing that I do is I make to-do lists like a mother fucker. Where? On your phone?

Yes. I have an application that I use that I use for my notes for the podcast. Unnamed. And I have it unnamed. And I use it for notes for other stuff as well. And like, if I have ideas for scripts and dialogue and stuff. And then I use it also for to-do lists. And I fucking rock to-do lists. I'm awesome at it.

I am. I'm great at it. I always write notes on my phone and then never look at them again. I always think like, oh, reference this later or like I make a shopping list on my phone. What did you write to talk about on this part? I never write anything to talk about. I'll get the worst is I'll make the most of the time when I'm drunk. I'm gonna look at it sober.

I'll be like, what the fuck does this mean? I always do it to be nice to people when they tell me about something. You're like, have you read this book or seen this movie? It's like, oh, what's it called? Let me look it up. And I type it in my notes and then I forget do it to be nice to people when they tell me about something you like Oh, have you read the book or seen this movie? It's like oh, what's it called? Let me look it up and I type it in my notes and I forget about it I I Just to pretend to be nice you might as well just write far-bar read Yeah, pretty much I have problem when I'm writing none of you guys write scripts

But you you spent a lot of time with something does write scripts you did you read a reverse of blue script I write my script for this podcast one of of the things I'm writing right now. One of the things. Wait, there it is, decimal. It's improv. The one of the things that I do is I'll often, when I'm in the middle of like a writing binge, I say things out loud to see how they sound.

I just do that. I also find this gonna sound weird. I also find it's way easier to write a script. I have one in my office. I don't have ever seen it. I have a little mirror. An animator's used a mirror too when they're doing facial animation. They'll look at it and do this.

I'll do that and I'll say dialogue to a mirror to see how it sounds. It makes it feel like more connected. See how it's. I'm like testing it out. I don't know how it's said. It just, it works for me. So you're looking at it right now.

But I sound like a fucking crazy person. I'm just like, and sometimes I'll say things like five or six times. Do you make yourself do different voices? Yes. Or like different inflections and stuff like that. Or like try to find a better word for. Oh, but, go through.

Yeah. Yeah, giggity. I go through stuff and I do that. And I sound like a fucking lunatic when I do that. And I recognize that I sound like a lunatic. Does someone might be walking past your office and you're just like, stop it Henry. Yeah. It's like that's not where and you're just like, stop it Henry. Yeah.

It's like that's not where that goes. That's not where that goes. Come on, that's not where that goes. Do you also do speech to text for a lot of scripts? I do that too, but then I just assume that people are just like, okay, with that. You are typoing like a crazy bitch recently on text.

Why was that? I don't know what was happened in that day. I felt like I was having a stroke. Every word I typed to him was a typo. I was like, actually, text to me Every word I typed to him was a typo. I was like, bap, bap, bap, bap. Ashley texted me recently and I could tell she was doing or speech to text for it. Let me find it for you guys.

Why doesn't the... The thing except K is a word. Like it's not a word, but everyone says K. Like, all right. It was like, oh it was like, it's not a correct, nothing. It all corrected a word with capital letter at the beginning, which is obviously a proper name.

And it corrected it to something just totally ridiculous. Like, some kind of, really close a turn and auto correct off on my phone. Ah, you need to do that. So, we went to LA recently for the crunch time premiere and Ashley texted me, what hotel are you books at for tonight? But for a spelt FOUR?

And then I was like, sweet speech to text, bro. And then I tell her what hotel we're staying at and she goes, indie dokey. Indie dokey. You know what I wish? I wish when you did a text to speech on a message, it made a little icon. I've said that before, but it seems like a real obvious.

Just like a microphone icon that says, oh, they did text to speech. So I know that like when you really hated not read it. What do they mean? But if you're like, oh, the computer just hurt her wrong So I know that like when you read it, what do they mean? But if you're like, oh, the computer just hurt it wrong, your brain does a different correction than it does for. If you figure out what it's supposed to be.

Yeah, you try to figure it out. Yeah, how was the crunch time prem thing? Real fast grand prize winner is foe, mo mo mo JJ. Wow. Mo mo mo mo JJ. Yeah. So you won by knowing that the scorpion poisons every mushroom it passes. Oh, that's what it does

It doesn't do like a funky dance or anything like that Or it does not go like this fuck you Coss that would be really awkward to fit flipped you off The French time premier was amazing. I guess yeah, you guys were not there. We were filming a we were gonna lovely episode of a show called immersion. I know I immersion. I merged. I was in New York. I was actually a They talked to me about doing the first member only cut of it like now they do like different Liebrot's for it. I was gonna be doing it, but I had to go for a motion. Yeah, yeah, Christian. Come here. It sucks It's a it's a good problem to have where we're constantly

Working on so many things now at the company, there's so many productions going. You feel like you're missing out on stuff while you're working on something else. It's like, I'm doing this and it's like, I know something cool is going on right around the corner and I want to go do that too. That's why I get yelled at for missing achievement all the time. It's like, yeah, I'm not home with my thumb in my last one working on other research things. I'm still working on stuff.

I'm good, oh. In different production. But no, the premiere was really cool. The majority of the crunch time cast was there. A lot of different, like, I guess, influencers you would call them. We're there as well, tweeting about it. Fans showed up as well.

What influences? I usually not like the word influencer, but now I realize it's like a way that you can say web celebrity without people going. Slept. Yeah. Because it's like, we recognize that like web celebrities, the people that watch them, know them and love them, nobody else knows them. So the word influencers now like this. It makes a middle ground. I'm glad that the first two episodes of cringe time are finally out there for people to watch for everybody if you go to our YouTube channel

or our website you can watch them for free. Both two episodes. Yeah, first two episodes. Because I think I have the two episodes to Reading the comments, I think people finally understand what we were saying before about the trailer, so about how it's difficult to try to put that concept into a one minute. Yeah, I saw a few comments that were just like, I finally understand why the trailers were the way they were, because if you do any more, you give away so many parts of the show. What I love about it is that this is part of the featured production group that developed and produced Crunch Time. And I love how far that group has come because the first show that the featured production

group did was RTS. And then the second thing we did was laser team. And then the third thing was Crunch was laser team and then the third thing was Crunch time actually was produced before day five and day five was last week So it's like you're just watching like everything we learn is that feature production It's making me super excited about laser team two is like all this like snowball effect of like all these skills And all these things we've learned from all these massive productions. It's just getting better and better and better You know the point where it's like to me It's like I'm there be some people who don't realize

that crunch time was produced before day five, and it'll see what's in the next evolution. I think before day five even started. We made a very conscious decision to put out crunch time after day five, because the audience knew about day five, and honestly, it's like the rejection level for RTS, which was the first thing that that group did,

was just like, we were like, okay, this is something that doesn't have a lot of received personalities in it, and Crunch Time has also has less received personalities in it, so we swapped them out, really to just kind of make it easier on the audience, more than anything else. And I think having some of those guys around on various shows leading up to Crunch Time helped people

become familiar with it. But they're all fucking funny. They're all so funny. And they have a great chemistry. And Kurt, Kurt, man. Everybody loves Kurt. I can't be on the spot with him or anything with him. He's just too funny.

Yeah, Jesse's got some pilot now for a network TV show. Jesse Hodgitz. Yeah, she's like the lead in the show that she's developing. She's hilarious as well. Like, awesome. Oh my God, that whole cast is just amazing. Really awesome. We have a, we did a Q&A at the screening as well that we've uploaded in full on our website

is if people want to check that out. It's really funny. Nick takes his shirt off at one point. Fucking lunatic. And we also meet Nick's brother who, by the way, is basically his twin. No shit. Yeah, it's his older brother and they look identical. Nick's the kind of guy too, where it's like,

if he swapped out with his twin one day, like it just didn't tell anybody, I would not be surprised at all. I think if the controller wants to go onto the Ruchitith Facebook page, we have an album of photos. There, I think there's a picture of Nick and his older brother.

Older brother? Yeah. Yeah, I just said they just put out the million dollars butt episode that had me and Kirk ennicking it. Dude, they really stepped up the production level. Yeah, we were looking at it in approvals and I was like, this is fucking dope. What did they call the little monster again?

Stinker. Little stinker. That was fun. There was a whole like, you know, there's a lot we obviously have to cut out in the game part of million dollars butt, the conversation at the beginning, which is basically what the card game is based on, is that like riffing conversation, there was so much about the stinker,

like just talking about it, and like Nick just kept saying the word stinker over and over again, and you could actually see the point in which I pick it up, I go, is it the same stinker every day? Like, we all picked up, just calling this thing the little stinker.

It's crazy, those episodes end up being like four minutes, but I would say each scenario is like a 20 minute discussion. It is. We talked for a very long time, and so that means like an episode's worth is about an hour. Yeah. Yeah, but you're interesting to what maybe one day release just one entire conversation about one scenario.

Well, we do play throughs on Facebook with the game, and it's kind of like that, but the ones we do on the livestreams on Facebook, I actually haven't participated in one yet, have you? Yeah, at some point we should do that, because it's a lot of people who aren't on the show that do the livestreams, so we should come up. I actually can't get it.

I can't get it. I went over to SourceFed while I was in LA. You can't, you should announce that. Are you sure? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm going to go ahead and scare the sh**. Her eyes got the size of dinner plates. And we played million dollars, but with them.

Oh, bad ass. For a Source fed nurse place. So that should be out soon. There's somebody who's associated with the source of a family who might be coming down to film some million dollars about with us. Buddy. So I've got that picture of Nick and his brother.

Yeah, let's see it. That's his older brother in front of him. How cool. Their identity. His brother is Freddie Mercury. Yeah. That's him. They call themselves the brother ferds.

The brother ferds, that's fucking funny. You's it. That's it. They call themselves the brother ferds. The brother ferds, that's fucking funny. You love that. Good to know we have a spa. Just in case. Just in case, yeah. Chris, I'm seasick. Can I go back on some of how crazy I sound when I do dialogue? I learned something recently, which is one of the things

you talk about, you'd lead notes on your phone. Yeah. And you would never go back and check them. Something I had that was readily available to me that I would use and then forget that I had used it. And then every now and then I would go through and like go through the whole archive of it was my old truck had in the visor,

it had a button that was record and then you record a memo to yourself. And then you go back and play it later. And there's a lot of recordings in that thing from like my kids and all that stuff, but then there's also just me doing dialogue, like just like talking and doing dialogue. Is it audio only?

To it, yeah, it's just audio only. But I donated that truck essentially, when I owned the company, I donated that truck to the company and it became a production vehicle. And people have been listening to those notes and thinking they're like, notes I'm leaving to myself like a fucking crazy person. And it was dialogue that I was writing for like random ships.

Like it goes back as far as- Why did you kill her? I don't know what. Exactly, like that kind of shit. And nobody said anything to me about it. And it goes way back. It goes back to, I was most of the dialogue in there

is for a show that you probably haven't heard like the name of forever called Avertism. And I was, I think about that show all the time. I was writing the dialogue for a show we were gonna work on called Avertism. It's what the mural that we had, the big blue mural, that was gonna be a big set piece in Avertism. We just never got around to making that show.

And you were talking about that in like the mid 2000s, probably. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I mean, we got that set piece for the Congress office. Well, I haven't had that truck since 2005, 2007, or something like that. Like, I haven't had that blue truck in forever. It's not my other truck, not the gray truck,

the blue truck. Yeah. So I think I think I got rid of that truck before I left the tech support company. So was Teddy born at that point? Yeah, maybe. Yeah, Teddy's 11. So was it a story on an SD card or something? No, I don't know, it's just in the visor.

It's probably just integrated there. Yeah, it's integrated. Who knows? It's like internal memory. I don't upgrade it. Oh, the battery doesn't die on it. Like, according to the get its power from. I hope it does. I don't go. Let me know. I'll get recordings from the kids and stuff like that. I'll pull it off there. You have to have an argument with your ex-wife

and just sneakily hit record. One of the things I love in there, so the one that Patrick specifically brought up to me was the character that I was writing for. No, Pat Mat. Pat Mathews. From live action. He was talking about how I left a note in there

and he'd said, yeah, you were talking about divorcing your wife. I'm like, what are you talking about? I didn't own that truck when I got divorced. He goes, yeah, you were saying something like, my wife said I took the best years of her life from her. So I got to remember to divorce her before she takes the best years of mine, which was a dialogue bit from that character and advertisement. It's a guy who's got like an ex wife and then then a new wife and it's like constantly is back and forth that Why don't listen to that like an invasion of privacy a little bit. I mean, yeah A little bit I've driven that truck many times. I've never hit those buttons. Yeah, it's just it's weird But it's like how do you even access them? I should play you

On top reach up a hit play. Well, I did like you have the stereo and stuff so I don't know It's in the visor. It's a to record. I didn't know It's like right now, but it's like three buttons for it. It doesn't know listen This is not a typical thing to have in a car. It's a way. Yeah, I never heard of this in my life for reminders Yeah, it's basically you take a little voice memos But I would use it I'd be driving down the road or if someone hits you you can read that license plate And I would think of something for dialogue and I would hit record and I do it That's what I would do handy. I think a lot of dialogue in cars That's what I would do. Handy. I think a lot of dialogue and cars.

That's what I'm trying to do. So we'll take it all, we'll take all the audio and release it as a big podcast of your years gone by. My lunacy. It doesn't sound like a set. It's always great conversation. What if you said something really racist? I could have said, I could have said,

I could have said, I could have said, it was dialogue. I could have said something really racist on there. I really, I definitely could have. I should go listen to it and see. What should you go listen? You should probably do like that stuff. I should have said something really racist on there. I really I definitely could have I should go listen to it And see if you'll listen. You should probably do like that stuff I should they should probably do you know how do you film that a car fucking jack? All right, just get a big magnet

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It's a long time to go away from Lindsay. So. Should be fun. I've never been there. So. We've missed a pretty important topic that might cause an argument. All right, let's all go on one Lindsay. Should be fun. I've never been there. So we've missed a pretty important topic that might cause an argument. All right, so let's all go on one second. Put a pin in that.

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There is a link below, you can click on it and you get a 30 day free child. And you can see it. And then when Bernie Post had journal in the future, you can respond to it and help us remember a story that we forgot about. I always like seeing tweets where people are like, I'm watching my first live one. It's good. It's a nice moment. Okay, what what what what what's going to cause a fight?

Could I guess? Yes. The new iPhone. Yes. Damn, Barbara, you are on fire tonight. I just like I know Gavin real well. Okay. I was going to lick your hand. Are you pissed about the headphone jack being gone? No, don't care. You can you see why people are pissed there? No. All right. I think it's overblown because they give you a pair of earbuds in there that connect via lightning and if you still want to use your old one they give you a fucking adapter. But I have a question. What if you let's say you're on a plane and your phone is dead or dying and you want to charge it and listen to music.

They have a dongle for that. They do. They do. It's massive. They don't have a little cord, and then a breakout box with two light hits. It's not as so dumb. Also, I use Bluetooth headphones. Well, not everyone is a fucking...

Also, if you're... That's going to be a time when you've forgotten your headphones, it's like, oh, let me run to the best by machine and quickly buy some. The best by machine is gonna have them. The best by machine will absolutely have them. I just I hate it. Or I'll just buy more blue teeth. I like being able to use whatever headphones I want. There's an adapter for that. Without carrying 18 pieces of advice. How often does that happen? That's very specific scenario you just described where this is a problem. How often has that happened?

I'm going to be flying back from LA right now. Why was your phone so dead? That's on you. Because my flight was at 6 p.m. and I was at full screen all day. You've been charging during the day. It's going to suck poor planning. It's going to suck poor planning. It's going to suck poor planning.

It's going to suck poor planning. It's going to suck poor planning. It's going to suck poor planning. It's going to suck poor planning. It's going to suck poor planning. It's going to suck poor planning. It's going to suck poor planning. It's going to suck poor planning. It's going to suck poor planning. It's going to suck poor planning. It's going to suck poor planning. It's going to suck poor planning. had to charge and listen at the same time. You never have like a mofie or something while you're listening or anything?

I do, but it's not because I need it. I just have, it's my case that I always have on. And then with the apple case, you could still do it anyway, because it's a lightning pass through. What do you mean? Because the apple case charges it like a mofie. Yeah, but I can't use them otherwise.

It's still having a plus. Right, well, I'm saying for me, you asked if it ever happens to me and I'm telling you what happens to me, Gavin. I just don't understand why they're causing our heat to be pissed off that you can't plug in headphones. Oh, wait, it's gonna happen. Why? Why? Though, like, how much space were they actually saving by removing the head? They were able to make it water resistant and add the better camera with motion stabilization.

They already had motion. Fucking burn. They have a second camera though. So here, let me play devil's advocate a little bit if I may. better camera with motion stabilization. They already had motion. Fucking burn. They have a second camera though. So here, let me play devil's advocate a little bit if I may. Because I, I, up until this, they released this thing, I was totally ready to jump ship on Apple, get completely out of the ecosystem. I even have a look at this.

I even have a new notebook. With no stickers on it, I need to get travel smart, get some more stickers. But the thing, this is so pathetic. This is absolutely pathetic. Do you know the reason why I'm staying with an iPhone? It's because I travel so much, I need to be able to text people while I'm on a plane. And I just can't do that with a non-i-message phone.

And I also can't text anybody who doesn't have i-message. Can you just WhatsApp that? It's a data service. Nobody fucking has that that I know Nobody's got it. I can use Google hangouts to I can also use fucking aim Nobody's got that shit Which this company uses every fucking day, but I don't use slack I tend to avoid it because it's a gigantic piece of fucking shit

It's just who gives a shit about it And phone in my pocket. What's the most important about a slap? That I can tell you. It's great. It has improved communication at this company. 10 seconds. What is wrong with Slack? You both keep saying so.

Only you all three with Slack. That's the right thing. I want to talk to someone. I type their name in the search bar, and I see them pop up. I hit Enter, and it goes away. You have to click their name in person. Why? To make sure you're clicking on the right person. It came up. It's there. It's the one that is why you hate slack

I told you this would cause an argument. You're right Gavin my internet's down So it's not launching but I just I just initiated a direct message with you by typing Gavin and then Not from that screen from like the the screen the chat screen Not from like direct messages. Okay from where that search search you're searching Well, it's like going to Google to call me your sir. Yeah, you're right here. This is the list of people That's an extra clip. Why is there a search by it's a click? It's the same number of clicks It's like I don't know on the search bar or you click on the plus sign the search for them The conversation doesn't different sign. That's the search for them. Just a search within the conversation.

That's a different feature. That's like, That's why it's search and not message. I can't stop following. You're right. That's why it's labeled different. When I search in search, it brings up contacts. And then you hit enter on one of the goers.

I can't, I'm fucking internet's down. So I can't make fun of you right now further. Slack is amazing. Anyway, so the the headphone jack, I mean, I guess I'll, it won't bother me too much, but there are a lot of like external things that work with that headphone jack. Like, I use mics that plug into that.

What am I gonna plug into? That's true. The adapter, like what? Should, or you have to buy like a new Lightning mic or something like that. Lightning mic. Did you see that picture that has been tweeted out a couple of times of... It's that scene from Titanic of Jack and Rose on the ship,

and they're like iPhone 6, and then iPhone 7, it's just Rose. Nah. Because it's without Jack. Oh. Don't get it from your desk. Exactly. It's a really bad idea. People are really up in arms over it, and it's just not going to be a problem.

It'll be fine, I'm sure, but I just... Apple, and it's just not going to be a lot of things. It'll be fine, I'm sure, but I just... Apple, Twi, Dulles, I'm just... Just a different thing. You know what I was saying earlier? Apple historically has a history of doing this. They got rid of serial ports and parallel ports on the old colorful Macs in order to move to all USB, but USB was an open standard.

This lightning approach is just, I think it's fucking garbage. I think we talked about it speculated, before the phone came out, I was hoping they would have USB-C as the standard adapter. Of course, they didn't fucking do that because they want to keep their goddamn lightning. It's gonna make people need two sets of headphones. Like usually, I go on a plane with one pair of headphones.

We watch this on my phone, cool. I unplug that, plug it into a plane. Oh, I can't, because it's a lightning cable. Yeah, I'm gonna plug it into. My Bluetooth headphones also have mini stereo. So that's what I use on a plane. Bluetooth for my phone, they went on to plug into the plane, mini stereo for the plane.

But I can't do that with the Apple lightning headphones. Bluetooth. Okay, I don't have Bluetooth headphones. What do you want from it? I'm saying you can with these, with these headphones. Yeah, with buying more stuff, yeah, sure. Doesn't Bluetooth turn your back on? But it's one set of headphones that fixes the problem you're talking about.

What is in perspective for you, Gus, and hopefully the way that you can understand it, is that the iPhone was the most ubiquitous consumer device in history, like everybody had a fucking iPhone for years. Then was the iPhone 5, they switched to the lightning port, right? Yeah. How many years was it when you went to hotels and they had an alarm clock on the desk

and it had the old I-Pond still to the city? Still to the city. They were everywhere. Hotels just went all in and got those. Now, I can't fucking charge my iPhone in any hotel because first of all, they never put a fucking plug by the bed, I don't know why, and the clock that's sitting on the desk,

which I don't even know how it's power because there's no plugs. There's, it's got a fucking iPhone 4 doc in it always Oh, I always see a new one. A lightning one? Yeah, you're seeing nice hotels. Since they've introduced the lightning port, I think I've only seen one hotel ever that had a lightning dock Right. Instead of like, you'll connect.

So you can see how it's good. We are broke, but that was less annoying because that was one proprietary connected to another one. This is like the standard for all audio that's going away. And audio sounds better over analog anyway. Yeah, I mean, I don't get it. I'm already using Bluetooth headphones, so I really don't care. I like wireless. I don't, I'm not suffering from that regard.

My former father-in-law, Jordan's dad, he like sat me down and had me listen to fucking vinyl records. It was the worst afternoon of my life. I was just like, he's like, see how the highs and the lows, I don't see it, I just don't care. I just like, music quality is completely wasted on me. But if I was up to me, I would record all my MP3s like 96 KBBPS.

We should have a listen off for you. Have you listened to stuff via analog, lightning, and blue. I like a taste test, but for you. I've never tested it. I bet I could do it, though. I mean, I sniffed out your sheet. We found our episode 400, hook our special event. I sniffed out your dirty water in the taste test.

You did sniff it. This isn't their like one more food thing we were gonna do. There's a stator, ice cream. So, from my journal, the topics people want us the most like recover that we got away from is why is Jeff can kill himself? And the other thing is somebody wants to know more about the surface book that I was talking about this thing.

But a lot of people want to know what Jeff's gonna kill himself. He was just gonna watch the last episode of Off Topic. The first 20 minutes are just the most depressing thing you'll ever seen your life. He just messes his life. It's just, but it's just like the presentation of a word he talks about killing himself.

It's just like, it's very fucking funny. It's really funny. And so that's what you're talking about. So just go watch the last episode of Off Topic. Is that about top the snaps and half? It is, watch this. Are you ready? Are you ready?

Are you ready? Are you breaking right now? There we go. That's great. All right, watch this. Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Break story now. There we go. That's great. All right, bring it. Oh my god. And then it goes, now it's a touchpad. Hey, or you can like put it on backwards and then flip it over.

Do you have a use it in tablet? Nope. But I do touch the screen all the time. Like, I just tap on stuff. Like, if I want to activate that window, I tap on stuff all the time. That seems like something you would not like. Do you not hate it when people touch your monitor? I'm not, I touch my monitors constantly.

I'm always like, even if I have a cinema display, I'm like, what is that? Then I hate myself for doing it. For doing it. For no reason, either. Now I have a reason to touch it. But you guys have seen me meetings. I have like a cleaning thing that I clean it like twice a day.

I've seen you do a job. You just deleted somebody's account on the site. Barbara, good job. Press the garbage can icon. I want to re-warm one more thing here. The most of the script I was talking about just to finish up on what people, topics, people want to hear about, that was a script called Avertism.

It's not done yet. I mean, it's not done yet. We haven't made it. It's like just sitting there. It's like a project we haven't developed. Developed about the same time we started doing break room. Wasn't it probably- Pretty raunchy.

Yeah, it was very offensive. It was like when he said would you have something racist on there, I'm like, maybe I would. Maybe I would. He said the racist. You're saying it's not advertised friendly. It is not. That's the point of the show. They make like, I don't wanna give away the plot

for the show, but it's a really good device. You know, who knows? I mean, maybe we're getting around this stuff. We finally made day five, you know. It's a lot of fun to do. I like to make breakthrough before we make anything else. Well, all those ideas that have been around for a long time are finally happening.

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Gavin just texted me. While you were doing that ad read because I was checking my phone, what did you text me, Gavin? Bitch. That's very nice. A text of bitch. One time Gavin wrote something very obscene on my hand in a sharpie when we were at a party.

Oh, what are you, what are you right? I can't say it. You can, it's the podcast. No, I can't. Really? The other fan can't say. Well, I was clearly writing something that she wouldn't want anyone to read.

Like, were you not paying attention as he was writing it? Like, you weren't looking? I just sometimes like Gavin just do shit. And you have the trust. And I abuse it constantly. Constantly. We had these,

were you wearing a baby the whole time? Yeah. Yeah. It's being of observant. No. Yeah, the entire time. Yeah, it had a little tough to pair coming out the front there. No, cricket over there.

Maybe. That's cricket sent to us. It's cricket time of year. One of the things we got when we moved in the Congress office was we got these shitty, I can't, I'm amazed that they still exist to this day. Blue lamps. Red IKEA lockers, we got them.

Oh yeah, those are from the Congress office. Yeah, and those are back over around the corner. Now there's now back all over there. Was it Jeff who had to run into them at full speed? I don't know, and I think. It was a cens sensor chart, right? And one of the helmets on the top fell on it. Yeah, yeah.

We did a, but we did a short where we had these gold letters or we had gold letters for some reason that were sticking on letters. And we'd use most of them. We let a few left. And I was like trying to make words that I, you know, whatever letters I had left was like, what can I do with this?

So on Jeff's locker on the inside, when you opened it, I just, with the letters I had left, the only thing I'd spell was wet cunt. And I'd say, oh, is that why it says wet cunt? I never knew that was what. And I thought it would embarrass Jeff. He never took it off, like five years. He would open that locker every day.

Of course not. And he would have his text time for a while. That you would not embarrass Jeff. I never knew that was the reason. Yeah, that's why. I just stuck it on his locker, because those were the only letters. There's a couple of other letters like X and a cube,

but I can't do that. Yeah, those are worthless letters. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it was really good food, but one of the things they had on the menu, like I was looking for a, for a bev. And they, they, they had a drink that they described as unfiltered chunky rice beer. Unfiltered chunky, that sounds pretty good. I was like, super solid. Yes, I'm gonna try that. It's for you.

A cup of pew. It was, it was, it was not a good texture. Oh, but the taste, it was good. It was like 100% food stuff that I drink. It's like just great, great, great. Shunky. You're just fucking chew your way to drunkenness. What did you have today?

Soil or something? Soil. Soil. Soil. That's actually, I would say, the more popular brand of those food replacement things. Can you have a little white bottle, right? I got a thing called coffeeest. Once again, I go to the sales office. I was just about to order some of. Once again, I go to the sales office.

I was just about to order some of this stuff online. I go on the sales office, I think I fucking ate boxes of this stuff. Just sitting in the sales office, like please take them, they keep sending us this stuff. If you can take some, please take a box. Just like as samples or stuff. Or just whatever, it's like,

and it's like, I'm always wondering, what are we missing out on Gavin? I always see these other YouTube people, they like have fucking mail day with their opening all these packages and shit. It's like somehow that stuff just like never makes its way to me. I just like I wonder what I'm doing wrong Maybe they butt it when it arrives. Yeah, they just like yeah, I'll take this I Did I had a funny thing where I? I was happy that we finished

all of the Obligations or commitments I should say for the laser team crowdfunding campaign. Michael's game time came out yesterday, on the website, it'll probably be out on YouTube, I guess today, on Monday. And that was the last thing. So that got us to 100% on our report card. I was super happy about that.

So went to make myself a drink, and I went to go make myself a makers in Coke, didn't have any makers. So I had a bottle of Jack Daniels, I had an open, I picked it up and I go, oh, there's a note attached to this. And it was a note from a guy named Derek C21, I believe, he's on the website, Derek with a CK, D-E-R-C-K, C21, and uh... D-E-R-C-K.

D-E-R-C-K. Yeah, we're at Derek. Derek, Derek, D-E-R-T-C-K. C-T-R-T long, yeah. No, it's good, it's good. We're fun. And then I got it, I go, I didn't know this was given to me by a fan. And so I read the note, and it was from RTX 2014.

It was actually congratulating me on the end of the Laser Team crowdfunding campaign. I was drinking it to celebrate the end of the thing. but it's like that's how little I drink it my house Gus I had a bottle of Jack Daniels. I've been sitting there for two years from before we shot laser team completely unopened That's crazy pretty nuts, right? Yeah, yeah I even wrote him on his profile on the site and I said I literally just got around to opening the bottle of Jack Daniels He gave me thank you so much for the the lovely note The nearest bond I don't know. I looked at it yesterday. I did a thing recently where I around to opening the bottle of Jack Anel's E.G. Thank you so much for the lovely note. The hero's bond? I don't know.

I looked at it yesterday. I did a thing recently where I, because I take pictures of everything I'm sent, even if I can't keep it. So I'll like, I'll still have it digitally. And I took a picture, I had a picture of the first thing that I ever got sent since I moved back to the US. And it was the queen, the solar queen that waived.

And it came with a little note. Oh, the one that just goes like this. Yeah, it was like very early 2012. And I was like, I'm gonna tweet this. And I link the person who tweeted to me, they were like, oh my God, I completely forgot about that. I didn't remember sending it to me. Because that's what I was like,

blown away that I still had. So you were in 2012, or something like that? Yeah. And I didn't actually tweet it at the time. I forgot, I forgot to thank the person for sending it to me. So I was basically just four years late on the thank you. I have a question for you.

So you and I have both been here for five years, Ish, almost, in February. Well, next year, I will, yeah. Does it feel like more or less time that you've actually been employed here for you? I feel like I've been here less time. I should make a look at those photos with you guys that we took outside of the Congress office. Yeah. Oh! That was a delayed reaction. Yeah, that's the first time I met Gavin.

Miles was tweeting that behind the scenes of the on the Halo 2. That's so weird to me. He like he freaked out about it. I'm just like it's just a video from 10 years ago. That's all it is. Longer than 10 years. Is it Halo 2? Yeah. Halo 3 is probably 10 years ago. That's all it is. Longer than 10 years. Is it? Hello to you. Yeah. Halo three is probably 10 years ago. I think you look the most different Gus out of everyone. I've gotten better with age. I'd say you look the most identical to everyone. What? That's sad. That's the least changes, what you mean? Yeah. Yeah. What did I say? The most identical to everyone? That's not what I mean. Yeah, that's not at all. Yeah, that was at the, that was before the, the beauty apartment. So I had to have been a long time ago.

Whoa. Yeah, because that was that though, that was it, we were still in the spare bedroom. So I must have been Oh four. Anyway, he's, he's not. He agrees. I first came in 2006 to hang out. So, the decade. It's crazy. It's a good decade. It's a good decade.

That was when you wrote on the mirror at Acon. Do you remember that? No. Everyone on the mirror? We shared a room. And you left before I did and you wrote by Gavino with soap on the mirror. I forgot about that. Yeah, I did do that. I have to fuck with you a lot.

I remember when we went to a Pax East. It was right up to your hide. So I guess you were here in February and this was March or April. And you hadn't been like on camera yet, I guess a lot. So they gave you a camera to film behind the scenes at Pax and like walk around Pax to do things. Brandon did, yeah.

Yeah. And like, I don't think you were getting recognized very often and you weren't actually in the booth meeting people, you were just sent to go film at packs. We just invited Gavin to set up the booth. Yeah, me too. Back in the day. Yeah, Brandon sent me in, he sent me to film the panel.

Yeah. So I was on the stage, but I was just filming it. And that was the panel where Monty punched a lemon Was it yeah It was oh my god. Yeah, it was for every 12 oh Was that the one it was earlier than that. I mean this one I'm talking about was 2012 and I think that was also the one where that dude took his show off Great pals. Oh, here's that video. How'd you panel go to a pack, so it's done.

Yeah, I do not look the same. You know what it looks like? You know what that photo looks like? I can see your Adam's eye. You know what it looks like? It looks like if Ruchitif became important on like a global level and they made like an exhibit in a museum, that would be you.

Like that, that's how wrong they got you. It's a joke. What is that? Burns. Look at that handsome devil. Warn his onion creek golf club. Yeah, I just have a beard now. You just have more of a beard. That might have been the first video I have a saw of you in real life. Of me? Yeah. Um, okay. I saw a guy in the Apple Switch thing. Ah, yeah. Well, you're kind of in that in the outtakes.

But I saw you on Skype. Yeah At like two in the morning. Do you remember that thing you did? I don't remember anything for the Halo 3 Legendary But where you like push Jeff you know, we go to kiss and then I smack him in the face. Did you actually spit on him? Yeah, when I pushed him into the video game because you flopped in his face and then shot and he like grabs it and pulls it That's one of my favorite videos. I don't think we told them we were gonna. I was gonna push him It looked like you properly I nailed it right in his face. There was not faith

That was 100% full on Spit I've had spitting in his face with throw him off guard and then I shove them as hard as I could Do you ever spit on people and attack them anymore? Is that like in your pasta, Elena? It's so bad. No, that's what I was back in the days when he would put his toe in people's burritos. Yeah, and they would fucking clip their fingernails into the desks that I paid for.

So how old were you in that video we just showed? 26? Dude, I was 30. So you are younger than I am now. That's crazy. That's meant. You're the same. Nope, You're younger than I am 27 now For God am I 27? That is filth. We could have been hanging you could have been hanging out with that guy

We are now So crazy. I used to hang out with you a lot. No, I don't I never see you. Is it because you don't share your hide? Yeah, you don't even share a building anymore. We never have lunch You're supposed to come over today and you fucking ditched me. It's true I was. Why do I get invited? Bitch. You can come over. Oh yeah. Oh, I can.

I'll show you what I was going to show her. I got my mat and I have a weekly lunch together on Tuesdays. And tomorrow might be the first time we do it in about six weeks. We're supposed to do it every week too busy. What's that? Yeah, so one of us out of town or matches phenomenally busy. So spit on him and shove him. Spit on home.

That's dangerous. Is that online everywhere? Anyway. Well, why is that dangerous business? Spit on Matt? Matt's scrappy. Oh yeah. What do you get your headlocked?

I don't know. I've never known Matt to be in a fight, the entire time I'm known him. I don't know. It would be cool. I've been a long time. I had a great time today. I got to invite my friend from high school, Darren Henley, a guy I talked about it.

I'm gonna probably put it in the vlog. He's a guy who he bought me my first video camera I borrowed. Back when it was like a video 8 camera and it was like for what the? For what the? Just like for me to shoot movies on. We could juck in office of it no uh... i don't know if i uh... i don't know if i'm a liberty to say but bill but uh... darren had a there had a lot of money at a young age

uh... and he was very like like accommodating to his friends probably more so than he should have been and you know that the video cameras and uh... so he while he loaned me the money he did buy me a video camera and i'll start changing i had to be well he didn't buy it he bought the fucking camera and i did jerk him off but i had to pay back the money he didn't buy me a video camera. So the story changes. I had to be, well, he didn't buy it. He bought the fucking camera and I did jerk him off, but I had to pay him back the money. So he bought it for me, but that was when we were in college, but I've known him since I was like a freshman in high school. I've known him for a very long time.

In the video, we tried to calculate how long it had been and we stopped. It was still was like, so what are you going to buy him? So I treated him to something a lot of fun, which was a yes, Barbara, hand job. And I wasn't on camera on purpose. I brought him over to stage two. And we played John L.A.'s team quarterback together. We hadn't played the I used to go every day after high school with him. We'd go to the West Oak small and we would play John L.A.'s team quarterback. And somebody on Twitter, all right, who listed the podcast got hold of me on Twitter told me there was a listing and I bought the John L. W. Team.

It's fucking body cabinets over in stage. How much have you been looking for that for years? It was $1,400 including shipping. Wow. Maybe $1,600, $1,600. $1,600. She put in a D.D. on machine. It was, it was, yeah, so it, but it's just these massive.

It's huge. It was worth every penny just to be sitting there with my buddy, Darin from high school and we're playing, we played like an entire game, which takes forever because it's just what like just said they're eat quarters from you the entire time. And I said they're playing the whole thing. And we had a blast today. It was so great. It was so awesome. I'm so happy. It's really cool. I should thank the person who found it for me. I will be sure to take the next time. What?

Why didn't he come watch the podcast? Oh, I don't know, because he's got a family. He went home and he went to home and familyed. Wait, Zee, live here? Darren, yeah, he lives in Austin. We went to UT together. He's probably one of the reasons I went to UT. One of the last time you saw him.

My college buddies were just in town. We got a buddy of mine. There's like six of us, we all still hang out together. I didn't get to hang out with anybody this weekend because I was at the home store runner concert and then I went to PAX as well. But they all in town. So jealous of you.

The Notre Dame concert. Notre Dame concert. Notre Dame football game versus UT. They're big. They're my football buddies. Like if they come in town, Jeff comes in town, Jeff Landis. He spells his name, J-E-T-M-E-G-E-O-F. Okay.

No second F. So like, it's so funny because the whole like Griff, Griffith, you know, like people miss Bill Griffith with two Fs. I've known a Jeff and a Jeff with one F, my whole life. And they're both Jeffery. You also know a Jeff, that's J-E-F. Oh, I do know a Jeff, that's J-E-F. Yeah, the guy who runs Amplifier.

Yeah. But it's so funny because, because I said to Jeff Ramsey, I was like, Jeff Fink, it's really going back in time. You know you're watching the old fucking Hill of the Hill, you know. I had Jeff Fink on the brain. I Jeff Ramsey, I was like, I got a friend,

he's coming in town, his name is also Jeff, but he spells it, G-E-O-F, one F. And he goes, golf? I'm like, I'm not a dude. It's like that's a little thing, your name. It's like, he like totally scoffed at my friend who, he's a jobter of it. Yeah, like, I'm not a dude. It's like that's how people think your name. It's like, he totally scoffed at my friend who... He dropped at it?

Yeah, Jeff, and Jeff, my buddy, he's a doctor. He was a guy doing the pre-med school when I was pre-med for, you know, four half years in my life or four years in my life. So when you hang out with, you just give each other wedgies and stuff, do you just do like school stuff? What do you do with Dan?

Besides, suck each other off. I mean, we went in friends at school. Totally different. Totally different. I don't have any school friends. So what kind of school, what's six, what's four more is that when you were wedging each other constantly?

I just guys, I know from college, we just hang out. So what do you like a bro and like a bro house, bro? Fra? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was like, I was in the world's worst fraternity. Like it was just like, we got kicked off campus because it's, okay, when I went to school, there was, I always wanted to like turn to Patrick

whenever I talk about something happened in the 90s. And Patrick, you could back me up on this. There was a period in the 90s where it was extraordinarily politically correct. And everything went super political correct for about three or four years. That's exactly the time that I went to college. And now we're back around to that again,

but back then we actually called it political correctness because it didn't have a negative term from it. I think that period of time is when political correctness got a negative connotation to it. I mean, being politically correct is not a negative term. You know, it's like you're being correct. But now it's like, oh, you're being so PC. They only to the point where they made movies to it. I mean, being politically correct is not a negative term. You know, it's like you're being correct. But now it's like, oh, you're being so PC. They, I mean, to the point where they made movies about it,

John Favreau has a movie called PCU that he was in. And I don't know about that movie, Jesus. Yeah, and it's like, it was a big deal. It was like people were signing contracts to have sex. You had to have like consent forms before you would get in a bed with somebody. Like all of a sudden, it was like, it was like, it was like a, it was like a, it was a way swing

to the PC side of things and then things swing way back to the left. And now I would argue they swung even harder back. So you were just signed to say you want to shag? Yeah, they were forged that. There were, there were colleges that had that. Wouldn't we better have like a sex pin that no one else knows?

You know, let's talk about that. The worst thing that's ever happening in my life is the fact that we now have chip reading credit card machines in America. You've done it wrong. I fucking hate these things. You've done it wrong, though. These chip reading cards readers, they've gotta go.

Why? They're not yours. You never know which one to use. They're still worse. You just, it's always pinnig. You've got the good talk now. You can't have it so that a signature goes away, chip and pin, but you did chip and sign, which completely annihilated why even use the dude?

Why bother I would be happy if it was just that. It's not that. It's the oh here swipe no chip then chip Then sign don't sign there sign this piece of paper. It's like I went to a restaurant We just fucking standardized how people use credit cards in this country every time I go to a fucking thing You two like tape some goddamn piece of it off. We don't do it that way We need your fucking ballpoint signature here. It's bullshit. I went to a restaurant the other day and When it was time to pay the waitress brought me the terminal to the table Where's this was in New York and I put the the chip in and Complete the transaction

$140 then there's an error on the transaction. It's for your $140 dollar. Then there's an error on the screen. It says, please swipe card. I was like, oh, she's like, oh, it does that sometimes. So I take it out, I swipe it, go through the process again. Then it says error. He's like, oh yeah, sometimes this terminal does that. Hold on, let me look at the other one.

Go slow. I'm gonna hold the floor. You pay for dinner three times. And she's like, here is the receipt print. She's like, look, you can see, you know, it didn't go through and then she goes and then goes, it's another one. And then the chip works on that floor. You pay for dinner three times. And she's like, here is the receipt print tag. She's like, look, you can see, you know, it didn't go through and then she goes and then goes, it's another one. And then the chip works on that one.

You need the pin bit. That's the important part. We just stand there. So we just chip everywhere or whatever. No, no, I mean, it's too late now. It's too late. And you see, it will be, it will be contactless and phones. Whenever I can, it's too late.

By the way, I read an interesting conspiracy theory about the lack of the earphone jack on the iPhone 7. It's not interesting. It's a stupid conspiracy theory. Oh, is it? I think it is. I want to hear that. I want to judge. That you can no longer use square or stripe. You can't put those peripherals into swipe cards in it. That's what we mentioned earlier. So you have to go through Apple Pay. Oh, I'm sorry. If that was brought up. You'll be able to, um, they'll have a lightning version of it or they'll have. Yeah, Bluetooth or Bluetooth. I just hope that it works the exact same way. Well, you know how when you tug out the headphones and it pauses what you'll listen to. When I ever tug it out, somebody buys me a video camera. In fact, the chip reader for Square, I believe, is Bluetooth.

What? Sorry, I'm by stupid joke. What were you saying? It was not stupid. Thanks. The chip reader for Square is already a Bluetooth device. So it doesn't matter. The right, the whole chip thing done. Get it away. I also have another problem where my fuck

every time you buy something online and they call you and they're like, this is a fraudulent purchase. Did you buy something from Amazon? That's very unlike you. You only buy something in Amazon once every fucking day. So, I go, yes. Once a day, bro. Clear this thing.

Clear this thing. It's good. And then one time they one time, we had this fraudulent charge. They called me because I bought a bunch of stuff. I think I talked about this on the last podcast. And they said, oh, you also have a charge here from Nepal. And I'm like, Nepal, the country, and I'm like, yes, are you in Nepal? And I'm like, no, I'm not.

I go, I don't recognize that. I was trying to rack my brain. I thought maybe I bought something at Etsy. That the person was shipping it from Nepal, but Etsy charges directly as Etsy on your bill. So I'm like, no, this is mine. What do they do? They fucking cancel my credit card

and issue a new number to me. How much was it full? Which is, like, I've already been through this math. It was 50 bucks. I spent more than $50 of my time. Now, finding out all the places where I had the old fucking credit card number in like automatic billing and all the other shit and getting rid of it

And then I have a second credit card, which I was relying on that same thing three days later new for a credit card coming in Was there a place you use it where it was stolen like the number was stolen? I wish I knew I go fight them. I did use it on Etsy like four times remember that bottle opener that the whistle bottle opener that I had Come on that blintholome I don't imagine you shopping on Etsy. I like Etsy, man. Etsy's good for kids. I like unique stuff.

The gift's for you, bud. I like unique things. Like, I think Etsy has unique stuff on it. I've gotten some stuff on Etsy that's fucking garbage. You should tell Aaron. I'm like, what? Oh, just like lamps are like, and it looks like some guy, some guy like literally didn't even know how to use, like a miter saw, and just like cut are like and it looks like some guy like literally didn't even know how to use

like a miter saw and just like cut this lamp and it's like glued together and like some nails and nails coming through the other side. Don't you look at their reviews and stuff with these sellers? They have reviews on Etsy? Yeah. Yeah, I look at them a lot. Why do you call that a lamp on Etsy? I, uh, I'm going to talk about something else.

Okay, for the lamp. I saw an awful story speaking of buying stuff. Speaking of buying stuff. I saw this awful story the other day. Can we pull up the image to show them? Is somebody using a chipperator? Someone complained to IKEA in Norway that they bought this stool at IKEA and they were sitting on it in the shower, washing themselves

when one of their balls went to one of the holes and got stuck on the bottom I guess he said the warm water made his ball expand or something and that he was just sitting there stuck on the stool in his shower That is a fucking delicate operation. You can't see but I'm actually covering my balls out of like solidarity That is dangerous. If he doesn't if he loses blood flow He can lose a ball like to let me describe what you're Those you listening to the I the Ikea podcast. So listen to the audio podcast It's of course a shitty European shower which by the way fucking catch up in shower Yeah, look at that that looks like you're in a fucking RV some people have small bathrooms I know some build a higher

I know And it basically looks like a red it's just a red circle with some holes punched in it His eight moments where it's a button you try not to jack it I can't recommend it that he either remove the stool from the shower or put a towel over it before he sits on it again Yeah, good to fucking call. The neighbors, I just heard this. Ah! Ah! Ah!

That guy was fine. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Do you think he got it from the stool? How do you think you do that? You're reaching under, right?

Because you're reaching under the stool blind. What do you mean why are you reaching under? Because you gotta push the ball. Does your balls hang in there? You're under the stool and you're just feeling around That would have been painful, but I imagine that felt really cool now like the stretch bull It would have been all like oh

God I'll just imagine some fucking you ask you're like Significant other for help and they just come in Just go The oh that seems so awful the English translation. I'll read here Sitting there and noticing the accident. I bent down to see what the fuck happened I realized the little nutter has got stuck Little nutter

This is apparently the hot water costs another regions to expand and then quote, the water turned cold by itself so I started freezing. The water got cold. Even more cold in my mother lost smile when I married her daughter. Oh this guy is a fucking creator right there. Okay get to the point. That guy didn't say that. When you get Barbara I'm gonna describe some of you happens with testicles.

This is when you get in cold water. I can't just screw it on those like this. Just go to go. Because it wants to keep your balls close to your body. Why do I get cold? Yeah, because it's trying to keep your balls warm so they get the sperm only living like certain temperature. Yeah, yeah. So when the cold water started, it would have started to retract.

That would have been like, if it's retracting faster than it's shrinking, then you're building pressure. Oh man, forget about it. What's it closest you've come to doing something like that? I was going to say Connor Hughes on Twitter. He's at Conorrea said, I have that chair in my apartment. I will never look at it the same again. What's the IKEA name for that chair? Oh, I don't know. It's a stoof and hey Jeff finally got back to me. He says he's not going to kill himself. And he says the gemologist thing. He definitely remembers it.

All right, I'm sorry. You both are incorrect. That was unapologized. My wife has never been a gemologist. She was taking a gemology course. That may be the case. People have listened to this podcast. I mean, are you saying you know my wife better than me? I mean, what the fuck are you saying honestly here? A story that you told.

No, you might have lied. No, I didn't. What if we pull up? That was so fast that they pulled up the camera what if we pull up the video proof of you talking about this please pull it up and please if you don't what if we pull it up and we film your face as you listen to it do you guys see that video burning I know you saw this someone cut a video together of you explaining the cow counting story that's a saying four years ago yeah well the reason I got the John L. Wake quarterback

machine was I totally cheated because I've been looking at eBay for years and things. So I mentioned it on like a platform podcast, hoping that someone would find it. Somebody was listening to the podcast from like five weeks prior. They heard that they go, oh, I wonder if that thing's on eBay. They looked it up, which I've done a billion times.

Yeah. A listing had just started five minutes before she looked it up. And so she sent it to me. I probably bought the thing seven minutes after the listing went on. Wow. Because I bought it instantaneously. Just because she happened to be listening to that podcast.

I probably typed in the amount, seven minutes after it went up, and then it takes me like five minutes to click on and purchase that big. I was just like, and actually, he was like, you've been looking for this thing for eight years. Buy the fucking thing.

I'm like, I can't do it. I do that with like equipment that I want to buy. If I want to buy a new camera, I'll think about it for this thing for eight years. Buy the fucking thing, I'm like, I can't do it. I do that with equipment that I wanna buy. If I wanna buy a new camera, I'll think about it for like three or four years. Yeah. But even still, the moment where you click buy is like, yeah. That's like three grand.

I think you're making money from, I'm not gonna make money from a general with quarterback machine, but. You take a tar, TX, a tar, a people with a quarter to play it. Yeah. You make your money back slowly. But the cow counting story was,

they were calling me out for telling a story literally 200 podcasts ago and I told the story again, which is what I'm like. And you focus, I'm upset with you too. Cause I asked before I told the story, I said, have I told the story before? He goes, I don't know if you've told the podcast, you, Barbara, you go, no, the story about Greg Keneer,

I've never heard that before. You'll know how that is. I say no to that. You were like, no. And the whole time you reacted to the story, I'm like, wow, I've never heard the story. I see that video video the guy made you're having the exact same reaction you would heard the story and didn't even remember the fucking story He has the exact exact same reaction what I remember vaguely the story me the story I don't remember the details I was but did you see you?

Yes, a pop you said the exact same thing though. I'm the same person Oh yeah, it's a part. You said the exact same thing though. I'm the same person. You said how it's so cool how like one decision could make that. I saw it in the same way that I did, but the thing is a lot of people binge the podcasts that will listen through all of them in the span of months.

For us, each one is a week apart and it spans multiple years. It's impossible to remember what was said on them and what was said often. Here's the thing. Imagine trying to determine like if you're sitting around with your friends friends like imagine trying to remember every conversation you've had with your friend Yeah, at their house, but not your house, right? And also like say I've watched the office. I watched the office years ago I'm watching it again now. It's making me laugh again. I don't remember it all right funny again. It's still funny

All right, well it's about time to wrap this up. It's open a beer. Yeah, we got a post show still. Oh, well, it's been a few people. People have asked what my fraternity did to get kicked off campus. Oh. What happened was, and this is, I'm not making light

of a new, tragedy in anyone's life, but a guy went to a keg party, and he got drunk at a keg party. He was probably 20, college students tend to drink, even though they're not a wage go fuck it, go fuck it, go fuck it, go fuck it, go fuck it, go fuck it. He got very, very, very, very, very, very drunk. He went to the UT campus and he climbed up a,

you know, the fountain with all the horses in it. Yes. He got up on top of the front horse's head, all the front jumped off into the fucking fountain. Oh crap. Which is about six inches deep and he paralyzed himself. And so him and his family sued the fraternity, so the ruling was fraternities could no longer have

keg parties, that was their big determination. We all had to get this thing called, it was called FIPG, I think it was like fraternal insurance protection group or something like that. And we all had to buy, it was an enormous amount of money. We had like the animal house frat basically. I mean, our house was falling down on time.

I have to show you, we shot our movie, The Schedule There. I used it as like the projects. Like it was just like so rundown. And we couldn't afford the insurance. And also it was like everyone else on campus, all any other organization could hold a keg party, just fraternities couldn't. We had to do everything in Can Beer,

which was like 10 times as much. We had to card people, we had to give out wristbands and all this stuff. It came like super over because one guy had his horrible accident granted, but you know, it's like, you know, people have accidents when they do things when they're drunk. That happens. And it's not that.

Everybody else is fault. Did they have a guy's movement back? I don't know. I don't ever know what happened to the guy. I do know guys that were sued though over it. I knew, I knew, no guys that like, I didn't know them personally, but they were friends of friends and they were good.

How did they sued them? They friends of friends and they were good. They were in college and they're getting sued for hundreds of thousands of not millions of dollars, you know, because they threw a party and I got too drunk and jumped into a fountain. Nobody pushed him in the fountain or anything like that. He's got his drink too much and had an accident. And anyway, so our fraternity was like, ah, we're not going to do that. We're going to have kick parties anyway. So they kicked us off campus, basically.

Yeah. I heard it. They were like, beat it. I'll have to kick this off campus, basically. Make sense? Yeah, I've heard it. I'm gonna be like, beat it. I also wanna mention a lot of people are asking me about the shirt. This is gonna be in the store next week. I have my very first clothing line in the Ruchee store,

starting September 22nd. So it's this shirt and three other shirts. So you and Jeff have clothing lines. When am I getting mine? Well, here's what I said, I said that's a Catholic. I shut myself in the foot. Cause Gavin's line is all Ruchee's clothes I said, I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said So the other one's to give a brief look. It's another t-shirt. And there's a sweater since it's getting cold.

Stop it. And then this one is available in both men's and women's cut. Tanked up. It says, sun's out, puns out. You're going to see how much I have a hot screen. I'm going to have a laugh from off screen. You know, it's only interesting.

The feedback we've gotten on those is that guys are asking, will these be available in guy cuts? Yeah, which is the complete- Is it funny how that's turned? What women have been asking for for years in our store? Yeah, I would buy a, Suns Out Punds Out in a heartbeat. I think that's a great shirt.

We'll face Bernie. I can't find the story of that, but if you want to look at the fountain, the guy jumped off of to get a feel for it. It's called Little Field Fountain, and it's on the University of Texas. And it still feel for it. It's called Little Field Fountain. It's on the University of Texas. And it still has the horses and stuff?

Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, they didn't change the fountain. Yeah, notice they didn't blame the fountain. Okay. Well, thanks for watching, everybody. We'll see you guys next week. Yes.

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