Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Last Time Gus Cried? - #510

Episode Date: September 18, 2018

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Oh, they didn't do the thing. They were gonna do me and then they were gonna do you. You stepped in. I know, Gus and then Bernie. Oh, because I'm the last one. We're gonna start over again., I'm not on the podcast today But I thought I would hang out on the side for seconds There's something I forgot to mention on the podcast last week. Does anyone have anything right out of the gate? Because I don't want to do rail co-op. Apparently you do so. No, no you go for it

You guys saw this article about the former Cosby show actor who was shamed for having a job. Oh, Jerry, do you know this? Oh, it wasn't like a, a Traitor Joe's. I was a copy. Oh, oh, he was back in groceries. I believe at Traitor Joe's. I think that's what it was. And a bunch of media outlets in the first, you know, the first cycle of this little news thing,

they all reported like, oh my gosh, can you believe actor, where is he now? Actor on hard times or whatever? And it was just like, but the immediate reaction from the public on my social media was like, the fuck is wrong with you? Why is this guy as a job?

Trying to make a living. Yeah. Also like, don't act, like isn't it a false idea that actors get paid these ridiculous amounts of money? Like if you're just on some show years and years ago, you're not a millionaire. You was on the Cosby show, which is obviously no longer on the air.

So I think those funds dried up. They're going, that's indication money. Yeah, that's not coming back. Probably not. That one's probably not coming back. Yeah. I just feel like it's an over exaggerated idea that every single person in show business and TV is

You know multi-millionaires. It's like this to work You have to show like you constantly work to get the next job. Yeah, which show gonna take a increase in technology But I think the Cosby library the Cosby show we get quantum computing on it has such an enormous value to it because it's there And they produce it for a number of years You can reboot it and just digitally replace Bill Cosby with Alf. I would like that. I would like that.

I would think if you do Bing Crosby, then you just make it the Crosby show. That's it, this is one letter. Right, it's like- The kids will love that one. Yeah, it's totally the same show. You guys, what was it? Do you remember years ago?

I can't remember what it was. Was it Elvis or I remember they used dead celebrity, they used their image inserted into a modern commercial. It was a Coke commercial, I want to say. Was it singing in the rain? Yeah, they did something with Audrey Hepburn too, I think. But I think the first one is the one you're talking about. It was Gene Kelly.

Yeah, thank you. I'm Fred Astaire, I'm sorry. I was, I was, let's say Gene Hackman. No, it was going to be way to fuck off. It was, I knew it was wrong. you. I'm Fred Astaire, I'm sorry. I was, let's say Gene Hackman. No, it was gonna be way the fuck off. It was, I knew it was Fred Astaire. It was like the first time that they had to do that. It was like the first time that they

had to do that. See, Nick, it's in the rain. Yeah, but remember what a hubbub that was? It seems like now, eh! Like that thing seems more common place now. Well, I think that set the precedent for you have to pay these estates and, you know, for figuring out what the rights are

and who gets paid in order to sign off on stuff like that. It's feel like that's super creepy. When I'm dead, what am I gonna do? I don't want people putting me in commercials and stuff like that. That seems weird. What's crazy too, because what was the most coke? So that was around when he was alive.

But theoretically you could die and you could then be used as an endorsement for something that didn't exist while you were alive. Yeah, that seems strange. They use my likeness to endorse something after I'm dead. They better just use my animated corpse. You're lawyer. Like what? They hook up strings? Yeah, we can a Bernie's style. They don't need to do that. I'm pretty sure at some point in the very near future, we're gonna see entirely digital stars. We're gonna, like to, Max Andrew.

I mean, we're already seeing it. Max Andrew, come on here. Come on, here. By the way, not 100% digital. That's a dude in a prosthetic. It's like a, there's an Instagram account. He was digital in the show. A girl.

Oh, that's completely general. She looks really human. And so she had something like, I might see that mountain alone. She look human, so she had something like, I'm gonna see that movie some more. She looked human. So she's like, Gus, she was not, not quite. I was kidding, guys, she didn't look human. I went and I saw 2001 last week,

they were playing the theater at the Alamo Village. And you mentioned how much movie, think about it. And if you haven't seen that movie in a long time, how is only like half that movie? Well, it's only on the back half of that movie in a long time, hell is only like half that movie. Hell is only on the back half of that film. The first half of the film is really slow. I think it's like 30 minutes before the first line of dialogue is spoken.

And the movie is only two and a half hours, but I guess it was really long for the time. So while we were playing at the Alamo, there was an intermission. So like on screen, it says intermission. And then the lights come up and like, oh, that's where I could save an intermission. And when the lights came up, I realized I was in a row with a family. There was a mother and a father and there's three kids. And the three kids were all like tweens. You know, they weren't quite teenagers yet.

And the lights came up and I heard one of the kids lean over to the father and say, this is the most boring movie in the world. And the other kid, like another kid leaned over it and interjected, was like, I never realized science could be so boring So like the mother got up with them and like left with all three kids and that just just sitting there waiting for the Intermittent they didn't come back. They were gone. Oh, man They left well they might the kids might not know what an intermission was Well, let's go back in the theater and finish watching the movie.

Like, we just finished the lights went up and they're like, nope, that's an intermission. When have you ever seen an intermission in anything else? Any other movie? I guess like, they're going to a play or something, which those kids probably hadn't. Yeah, the hateful way.

But that was a special screening. Okay. I think I see an intermission in my screening of hateful ways. Did you go to the original, like the big film one? Yeah, me too. Yeah. Who was it that smashed the guitar in that movie? Was Kurt Russell?

That was Kurt Russell. Yeah. Yeah, they had a, some was playing a guitar and they had a guitar from like the 1800s. Like a very rare guitar. There's only a few left in the world and there's a scene where they smash it, but they obviously had a prop so they could play so he smashed it. He grabbed the wrong one or during the wrong take, grabbed it and smashed it.

And so there's an actress in the foreground. Who's the actress in that? Jennifer Jason Lee. Jennifer Jason Lee, thank you very much. I'm kind of terrible with names. You can see her reaction because she knows and her reaction is like a genuine reaction dim smashing this super rare guitar.

Holy shit. Yeah, they were supposed to get up to the point of the smash. I think they're supposed to cut. Then they were going to go in and take the the stand-in guitar, but no one told Kurt Russell. Did he have to pay for it? Like, how does that work? I'm just a Russell, dude. You're not, we can send him an invoice. Yeah. Yeah. Get out of here. Yeah. It was a 145-year-old guitar. Oh my God. That's what that means. Bag and groceries that Trader Joe. You just know that somebody like cared for that for decades. Oh yeah. It was it was on loan from a museum. Oh.

We should do a movie with the Mona Lisa and smash the real Mona Lisa. It even worse. It was a one of a kind guitar. It was one of a kind. It was one of a kind. Zero of a. I mean, it still is, right? Yeah. It's in pieces. Thousand of one kind. Wow, that of a kind. Zero of a nut. I mean, it still is, right? It's in pieces. That was the end of one kind. Wow, that sucks, dude. That sucks. Yeah.

You know, but it's funny, because that guitar, honestly, would have existed for probably another couple hundred years in a museum. Nobody would know about it, but the fact that this actor picked it up and managed it. Now everybody knows about the guitar. Well, now there's a record of it. Like you can see it in the movie. Now it's just a planet Hollywood. You up and managed it. Now everybody knows about the guitar. Well now there's a record of it, like you can see it in the movie.

Right. Now it's just a planet Hollywood. You can go see it. It's a story. Is it still a planet Hollywood? I don't know. I feel like there probably has to be at least one in Japan or something, right?

You see, you know, in Vegas. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like a casino always smells like a sewer. A lot of people. I don't think I've ever been by Bernie. I'll miss you. See you in London.

I mean, now that we're back, I'm sure you're here. This podcast is pre-taped. I don't think we said that. We're not live. Oh, right. We should have said that. We're most of us are not only half of us are in London.

Half of us. Bernie saw the pizza. Is it home slice? Yeah, it's home slice. It is home slice. We got here on time. Thank you. That story reminded me, you bring up the Instagram account of the potential fake person. Did you ever hear this theory that Avril Lavigne died? Oh yeah. Yeah. And that there's like a fake person pretending to be Avril Lavigne.

Yes. Who is perpetuating that? It's turned out as a joke, right? And I think so, but then it turned into like some crazy conspiracy theory. That happened so. Because her appearance changed dramatically. Yeah, at one point, right? Certain things about her personality and stuff changed as a whole. So I'm disease.

I think that happens. I think so. Every now and then, like, it happened with Paul McCartney with the Beatles. Like, people claiming that Paul McCartney died and there was a replacement Paul McCartney. I don't know. The one that had the, if you played Revolution number nine,

backwards it said, turn me on Dead Man and that created this whole myth that part of them is that. There was also that photo of Melania Trump coming off of a. Oh, where she had a doppelganger. Where it looked like a completely different person. Like the face was different, but she was in the same clothes.

So people thought like someone else was on the plane like a doppelganger or some type of body double. Quinoa Madala. It was Kira Knightley. That was who it was. Smilani about with a very clinched jaw. Yeah. No, I don't know why that is that people always want to look for a weird conspiracy theory,

like even where there is none. Like who? Why would they hide if something happened to Avril Lavigne? Is there like some person who stands to make a ton of money by Avril Lavigne still being alive? Maybe, or like maybe Avril Lavigne herself isn't dead, but hired someone to be her? I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe she just doesn't, like, have you ever seen the movie Megamind? No, I never saw it. Well, the superhero in that movie fakes his own death because he just like, does it want to be, just want to do it anymore? Hmm, there could be a thing too where it's like if a musician, like a famous musician,

it was really popular back in like, back in the day or something, but they'd fallen on hard times and their music wasn't selling anymore, so they faked their own death so that their music sales will skyrocket, so that they can still enjoy the money while they're still alive. Yeah, but they're the money while they're still alive. Yeah, but they're not faking they're still alive though. Yeah, yeah, that's the opposite. Okay, yeah, no, mine. Yeah, two pucks occur. That was another one.

Yeah, Makavelli. Then the Elvis, people refused to believe Elvis was dead for a long time. Yeah, I mean, we saw him in Vegas. Yeah, that's true. He was in Vegas. He was there, he was fully there. He was in Vegas and Atlantic City and New York, at some point, all at the same time, weirdly enough.

He's been all over. Are there any conspiracy theorists that you do believe in? Uh, I think that the moon has made a cheese and they just won't tell us. Mm. That's the cheese industry doesn't want the bottom falling out of their cheese. You know who the spokesperson for cheese is, Avril Avine. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm going to say Jesus.

Oh, God, Jesus. Right here, you're going to say Gus. Yeah. No, are there any you believe in? It's going to sound terrible, but when I was younger and there was this documentary that got released on YouTube called Loose Change. I got the 911 attacks. There was a brief period of time

where I was like, oh my God, this is all a conspiracy theory. I thought Loose Change was awful. I guess you were real. I was very impressionable. When I watched that, I think I was like 13, 14 maybe. Nothing, well, not nothing. Few things make me feel as old as whenever September 11th

comes around and I read like post on Reddit or people talking about it. They're like, yeah, I remember it. I was in fifth grade. I was like, what the fuck? I was 23, I was working, I was at my job. I was in high school, freshman in high school, and I remember my friend came up to me,

it was like, did you hear, someone blew up the government? Like that's what they, they like, that's what how they described it. Like someone blew up the government. Well, when you're that young, it's hard to really see what happened. It was just like something had happened.

I was in the seventh grade, and I remember they called the, they're doing the thing I said. Oh, they're in school. Talk about how young we were. Yeah, I was in the seventh grade, I remember they called the way they're doing the thing. I said, they're in school. Talk about how you were. Yeah, I was in the seventh grade. I remember they called the sixth, seventh, and eighth graders into the gymnasium to like tell them all what happened. Because like, I guess we were the older kids at the school, so they felt like we could handle it. No, like if you want parents to come pick you up. And I was just confused.

They're like, okay, and you're Canadian. Yeah, but also I went to a private Jewish school. So I think there's a little bit of kind of worry that we might be a target for something just because you're a private school and you never know it. Yeah, people didn't know. And I think, like I said, I was already an adult. So I felt like I had a different perspective on it

than kids who were at the time. And the thing that always strikes me, the thing that makes me remember the day, the most is when if you watch, like a clip or you watch the segment from the Howard Stern show when it happened on that day, where it's like, it's just a normal Howard Stern show, then almost in the here something like, oh, that's weird. Then it's like, do we make fun of this? Was it an accident? Then as they find out more, it's like, it becomes more and more serious. It's like, oh, shit. No, like something crazy just happened. Oh, it's really alive. Yeah.

Yeah, it's really interesting to see like, because you think of a Stern show and you think of one thing and it just totally goes in a different direction. I was never into the Stern show. Same. Yeah, I was never, I listened to some. And especially in the early days of the podcast, I mean, I was never I listened to some and especially in the early days of the podcast I listened more because I was always curious as to how Someone could produce so much content on a daily basis and it's like what is he doing to make his show and how is he do it after so many years? I don't get those people who who do podcasts or radio shows every single day like I listened to

93.7 in the morning sometimes, which is like, deadly and bob. And they get up at like four in the morning every day to start to show it probably 530 or 6, and they talk for three or four hours, and they do it every day. Yeah. Do they play music? No. Oh. Well, they have like commercial breaks and stuff like that, but in fact, when they've done it for a long time, because the morning of September 11th, when my alarm went off when it's a lot of answer, yeah, for a long time because the morning of September 11th when my alarm went off

It was a radio alarm. It was 9 to 3.7. It was Dudley and Bob really when my radio alarm went off I heard them. They were like Appears a small play and like a cessin of fluid into the tower and I turned it off and I was like that's weird And in my head I thought it was the UT tower and the apartment I was living in at the time I had a balcony where I could see where UT was so I went out to my balcony and I looked at the campus and I was like Tower's fine. What the fuck they're talking about? Oh wow.

And then I tried to use the internet, but like all the websites were down there. Yeah, CNN just had like four bullets. Yeah, America under attack. Yeah, it was like every website was just overloaded. I couldn't load anything. Well, that sucks. My internet's down.

Like I didn't find out until I went to work. Wow. That's so weird. I got a phone call on my landline. I remember telling me to wake up and turn on the TV. Should I turn down my 19 inch CRT, like all those memories really dates it. 2001 does not seem like that long ago, but it's so long ago. So long ago. I don't know. I think I like people who are born 2000 are now in college, and that to me is so weird. But back to the Howard Stern thing, that's where I first learned

what a Sivian was. Oh. It was from the Howard Stern. Oh that's where I first learned what a Sivian was, was from the Howard Stern show. Oh yeah. How did you learn about that Barbara? As a very curious child, I would often look at clips on the internet that were not safe for work and that I probably shouldn't be watching and that's a I found a clip of some porn star using that thing. And I was like, yeah, the movie private parts, like didn't they have it? They've been re-enacted it. For some reason I thought Barbara was gonna say,

that's where you learned what queeping was. That was the thing in the mind right away. I watched Howard Stern show on TV as a kid because it was sort of like, raunchy stuff. It was, yeah. It was like a lot of nudity, but it was all censored, but you know, as a kid.

You knew what was going on. Yeah, yeah. You could fill in the blank. And there was a lot of like, talk about sex and stuff. And I was just, yeah, I was like, this is like, you're allowed to watch it. It's like, you're allowed to watch it. It's like, you're allowed to watch it at the same time.

Did you ever watch Love Line on MTV? Yeah, I watched that too. I was on that when I was like, what? That's what I was saying. Yeah, I had a call, like I called in. I said, like, when night I came home, I was a little drunk and I submitted a question on their website and they called me like six months later

and they were like, do you wanna be on the show and ask your question? And so, what was your question? I had read about some device that like creates a vacuum on your boobs and actually generates a breast tissue. And I just, like it it was just the most obvious thing that I could think of to ask them to bait them

and to putting me on the show. And what's it called and where I can you buy it? I think it's called a brava. And it probably doesn't exist anymore. A what? A brava. Brava. Brava. But yeah, they just, they basically told me that it was a fake article or an ad that was disguised

as an article. Yeah. I'd read about it in a magazine. It was a legit article that they were very dismissive of me. fake article or an ad that was disguised as an article. I'd read about it in a magazine. It was a legit article that they were very dismissive of me. But what I didn't anticipate was how many people in my school watched that show. Oh, God. You know, I'm from a really small town.

So when it said Becca 17 and Karezo Springstexes, they knew exactly who it was. So then I stayed like my geometry teacher called me on. Yeah, god. Oh my god. No, he'll be funny. Do you think you could find that clip? I've tried.

I'm looking right now. I'm trying to seriously serve him. So I remember I had it on VHS for a long time, and it disappeared, the tape disappeared. I don't know what happened to it. But love line was a nightly show. So there's a shit ton of content out there to the point that I think people don't care to archive it. Yeah. All I found is a listing of the article, I know of the episode name, like

guest host date and some database. We have to find that. Yeah. I can't find it. I think it was it was in the year in the year 2000. Man. So today we're pre-taping the Apple presentation with the new iPhones just wrapped up a little while ago. They use a word, they repeatedly use a word in their press conferences that drives me crazy. Beautiful, uncaroled. Uncompromised. Uncompromised, yeah.

How can a phone be uncompromising? Like what does that mean? Like it's such a garbage word, it's such a garbage word to describe a piece of technology. It sounds fancy, that's why they use it. It's like, if it sees you in a back alley, is it gonna knife you? Like, the phone is uncompromising.

I think, I mean, it's just saying they didn't make any compromise. No, no, no, they don't say they didn't make compromises. They say the phone is uncompromising. Well, I mean, isn't it uncompromising? It's not gonna compromise with you It is what it is No communication whatsoever Yeah, I don't know. It's just a whole bunch of yeah, that's a platter dude. That's a nice one Yeah, it's just and then the whole thing just like it's a bunch of shit. I mean, are you gonna get one now? No? I don't you're not gonna get any one now.

I did not see anything in that presentation that made me think that's better than mine. Even the uncompromising phone? I think they even described my phone as uncompromising last year. Last year probably. Now it compromises with I-Wave 12. I was laughing at the name so,

now it's the iPhone XS. No, they didn't go with that after all, right? They did. Oh, you're right. XS and XS Max. XS technically, and XS Max. I, they didn't go with that after all, right? They did. Oh, XS and XS Max. 10s technically and 10s max. I thought they said X. They said 10. Okay. Well, just and then the 10 are 10 are. Yeah. The 10 are is like the regular. I don't know why they everything they ever fully explained it rent super retina. Who knows? It's like the lower, I think the lower, like the cheaper model. It's not confusing now, because you used to be like three, four, five set.

You know, like, now it's like at S and R's and two R, P. Well, they really screwed themselves because they skipped nine entirely. Well, they still could go back to nine. Although I guess at this point, they would have done like an 8S or something, right? They only did iPhone 10. They got rid, so they didn't announce any new touch ID phone.

It's all Face ID stuff. Yep. What's 11 gonna be? Is it just gonna be 11? You think everything is gonna be like some Roman number. Maybe the little girl for strange things. You're gonna get one of those. You're gonna be the only Bobby Brat X plus one S LT.

It's like, do that, when they start over again. Like once they hit the double digits, they have to like, re, like, ah, iPhone one. Yeah. New iPhone one. There's some companies that just fucked that up. Like, I always think also about Microsoft with the Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox One.

What's the next one? I mean, come on guys, have some consistency. Try. Xbox box. I don't know. X cube. Well, PlayStation's the only one that's ever had any consistency in their hardware releases, right?

Right, but at least Nintendo doesn't number things necessarily. Except it's 64. Yeah, but that was describing the hardware, which was important at that time. It was the 3D. I mean, at 360, I wouldn't call that number. That was, I feel like that's more of a turn, yeah.

You're saying the one. I mean, it's obviously not the first Xbox. Right. Isn't that a do you think there's gonna be a new Xbox this year? This year, no, no. Yeah, these are. No, they would have been out of set E3.

No, that's true. Yeah, maybe 2020. What do you think it's gonna be called? I don't know. Early prediction. They're gonna call it original Xbox. No, they're gonna call it PlayStation 6 Xbox 64. The Xbox PlayStation 6. I get Erick dropped them and he said they were okay, but they're not are these the ones you dropped? I Didn't I didn't drop any

They're all fine. I like this microphone now. You don't have to yell. I like that. Yeah, I like that. He's got a mic. The safety open. So, how long were you out, Becca? Almost four months. It's long time.

Yeah, I took an extra month or so to spend more time at home, but I kind of came back to work a month ago, working from home. Yeah. This is my first full week back in the office. That's cool, man. How does it feel? It's pretty good. It's a lot easier the second time around, yeah.

We're ready to ditch those stupid kids. Yeah, I mean, it just, it's weird. I feel like I came out of a coma for the most part. Like everything has changed around here. Yeah, there's a new couch. There is? I can't sing. Yeah, last time I was on the...

You did it. There's a new couch. Yeah, it used to be black. weren't you on this last week too. Yeah, I didn't paint inches of couch. Yeah, clearly. There's a moment charger on your side too. I think. What is a phone charger? Yeah. Wow. But in my world, nothing changed. It was the same shit different day. And that was to say, it's like a time traveling. Yeah, I feel like I fell into a black hole.

But the baby. Yep. I need. Oh, yeah. Congrats on the kid. Thank you. She's a good baby. She looks exactly like you.

Yeah, it's really weird. It's kind of creepy. Not in a bad way. And like, it's just, yeah, sometimes I look down on her. It's like looking in a mirror. Pretty cool. 30 years ago. How old's a Clementine now? She'll be four next month. Okay, so it's like looking in a mirror. Pretty cool. 30 years ago. How old's Clementine now?

She'll be four next month. Okay, so it's like four year difference between them. Yeah, three and a half. Three and a half. Exactly. That's good. It's a good amount of age difference. That's about how far apart my brother and I are.

Does your brother have any age problems between you and your brother? No, I kind of never saw him as a peer. I always felt like he was a lot younger than me because the way our birthdays fell, he was four years behind me in school. But that was really the only thing. I think that if that's the worst thing,

you look down on him. Yeah, exactly. He will always be a baby, even though he's 33 years old. Yeah. Yeah, my sister was also four years younger than me. It was the same thing. We were not really ever in the same school like She I guess we were in the same elementary school for a year or two before I left and like they kept the really small kids

Like on the other end of the school I never saw Yeah, we would never share to campus until I took my victory lap at UT And he was a freshman and I was an extra senior also last week for the podcast Gavin was saying that he was gonna have guests come watch the podcast and so this up chairs. And people came in with him and I was like, oh, like who are you bringing? And he's like, oh, this is my sister.

And I was like, what? What's her name? Liv, Livy. The people in the booth are saying what? The no one knows that? That was Gavin's sister and her boyfriend who are visiting. And I'm just like, you're so proud. He had no idea.

I knew he had a brother. I knew he had a brother. Yeah, he has a brother and a sister. There's a sister. Sister. I know. Hopefully one was wise to hide. You're a furious whisperer in the booth right now. I know that.

I had no idea. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Would you guys have given them more special treatment if you knew it was related to Gavin, maybe. Maybe, probably. When you talk him at Mike, does it go into the recording?

Can you put it on? Yeah. Yeah, it's hot. It's red hot. This feels like the voice of God. No, no, it's bad Eric. No, it's just Eric. Oh, also it's bad Eric now and good Eric works at the know.

Oh, okay. Oh, he's my boss. Neutral Eric. That's not existent Eric. We really deal with people in this building. Okay. There's also Eric Cherry Oh, yeah, and then probably another Eric that we don't know what's the most common name at Rupert's teeth? Is it Eric? I think it's like Patrick Patrick or John or What there are a lot of John's does a lot of Patrick's to yes, some of the John's have no age

Yeah, I think he's the only one with no eight. Okay. Yeah, he's the weird one. Why does it have no age. Yeah, it's like writing. I think he's the only one with no age. Okay. Yeah, he's the weird one. But why does it have an age? So, oh, no, wait, John and the designer, that's him. John, that's him. He's no age too. So the name Jonathan has no age, except that's the T. Oh, that's him.

But the name, standalone name John has an age. There are two different names. One's a nickname. One's a full name. Yeah, so John Reisinger And that's his birth name John. Oh, he's birthday. No, I think he's a Jonathan. I thought it was I'll ask him right now Okay, I think I'm pretty sure his name is just John That's possible to yeah anything I mean they're saying that I'm saying the one back is John or Jonathan. Say like birth name or like legal name.

I'm just gonna ask that. Is your name John or Jonathan? We'll see if he replies. I think he's busy right now. He's busy, it's birthday today on the day we're recording this special John. Special special John. No, no, you can never treat it.

I, since I don't want anyone going out of their way for me on my birthday, I don't go out of my way for anybody on their birthday. I'm getting increasingly anti-birthday, the older I get. Like, I don't want, I don't want the attention. It doesn't matter. And I knew when I sat down a lunch, I sat next to Barbara and John, I knew this is birthday. I intentionally didn't say anything about it. Not even like, hey, man, happy birthday. No, nothing.

No. I like intentionally, I'm getting away from telling people happy birthday, just because it gets too overwhelming for me. Yeah. So much to keep up on. I used to check Facebook. I really like, who do I need to talk to now? I see it.

It's John, J.O. Okay. You're all right. I used to get paranoid about like forgetting to wish people happy birthday and then I would message them a day or two later and be like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. And they're like, okay, so much to do. But then I know there's some people who get very sensitive. Some people are supers, but like to me, I'm just like, I'm so sorry. And they're like, it's good. It's so good to know. But then I know there's some people who get very sensitive. Some people are super,

but like to me, I'm just like, I don't know. I don't, I don't remember anyone's birthday. Like that's like across the board. I remember your sister's birthday. July 7th. Holy shit. Oh, because that's my birthday. That's right.

Okay. I was like, there's some reason you remember, but I was like. Yours is January, 19th or 18th? 18th. 18th, yeah. I also like, there's some reason you remember, but I was. This is January, 19th or 18th? 18th, 18th. How I was gonna remember Gus is always 222 because it's my anniversary with Michael. I remember burnings because it's my birthday. Yours.

Yeah, birthdays are weird. It's just like, it's the only, I guess what it stems from is you didn't do anything. You just managed to not die for another year. And when you're young, it's like, big fucking deal. Yeah. You know, you're more likely to die when you're young. It's pretty easy to die when you're little.

So I mean, you want to use a certain age, like adulthood. It's like, yeah, I mean, you're probably going to be around for a couple more decades. To me, the, the, there's like your 21st birthday, which is that's a fun one. That's like the best good, the last good one. And then 25, well, 25 you can rent cars for cheaper. That's a party.

And then, but 35 is great because then you can run for president. Oh, yeah. So that's because a lot of people are doing that. Just, yeah. Are you gonna run for president, Chris? Of the H.O.I. Oh, I, well, that's, yeah, well, that's, that's how I get into politics. I start with the H.O.A. Oh, well, that's, yeah, well, that's, that's how I get into politics. I start with the H.O.A.

I start with the H.O.A. Then we'll work way out. See, I tried to convince Chris to run for president of his H.O.A. 21 is nothing in Canada. Oh, yeah, it's 19 and some provinces are in 18 and some places. Yeah, but yeah, 21 is like a nothing birthday. So you don't like go out and party on 21st. Go across the United States to party.

I think like maybe because the US has such an influence on our culture, like it's still kind of like an exciting birthday because you think of 21 is like you're now an adult, even though like that was 18 for most of us, 18 or 19. Yeah. I feel like 25 is a bigger birthday in my mind because that's like you're officially in your mid 20s.

You could rent a car now I think. Yeah, your insurance also goes down. Yeah. Yeah. I assume everyone I was in college and the year that like everyone turned 21, like you had to go out and drink so much because every other week someone was turning 21. And I think I think on 6th Street on your 21st birthday you get like free shots or something. So it was like a big deal. Everyone had to go out and get really drunk and whatever. And it was just like, you got exhausting.

And it was like always trying to make a big deal about it. And like. It's funny how that changes so quickly. Yeah. Like, it saw something on Reddit. It was like some meme, so I'm posted. And it said, when I was younger, I used to try to sneak out of my house to go to parties.

And now I try to sneak out of parties to go back to parties, and now I try to sneak out of parties to go back to my house. Yeah, that's exactly it. I did one time, this is a drunken thing. I remember I was with a friend, and they vomited in a bag, and then for whatever reason, I was like, I'm gonna say this and put it in the freezer.

Oh no, he's a Chris. Chris, so you can have your 21st vomit in the freezer. I never knew you were so sentimental. Yeah, so I like put a bag of vomit in his freezer or your freezer. Did he bring it out on his 22nd birthday and eat like wedding cake? I don't remember, I don't even think I like it. Followed it up. Probably woke up. Oh, do you think maybe one day he just looked in his freezer and was like, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his was like a weird, it was like a, I don't know like an award or something like, oh, you did it.

You got so drunk that you bought me. Oh my God. It's really unhealthy and bad for you. You can do it. There's someone who once tweeted at a bunch of us at Rooster, you're like, oh, it's going to be my 21st birthday in a few days. Where do you think I should go to get blackout drunk? Like, what's your recommendation?

And I just responded, my recommendation is don't get blackout drunk. Like that is not a goal you want to achieve. And I never understood that mentality of like, I just want to go get fucking wasted and not remember anything. I think I've done it like once in my life when I was really having a bad day. Yeah, you know.

I think it's usually it's escape, right? Like you want to forget stuff. Mm-hmm. Not a good excuse. Or you're raising money for charity and want to make cheese. Usually it's escape, right? Like you wanna forget stuff. Not a good excuse. Or you're raising money for charity and wanna make cheese. And that too. You know, and go, I crept up on you though. I don't think you sought that out.

You can go on your, you can go either way. I was having a time during that extra life trying to get you to stop drinking and stop getting other people to drink. That's the problem. When people tell me not to do something, I'm gonna do it. And then when I'm already intoxicated,

it gets even worse. Like a challenge. Yeah. It wasn't even that like you guys would spin the wheel and it landed on. Everyone takes three shots. And I was like, how about, how about everyone do just one shot? How about three people do one shot instead of one person

to three shots? And you're like, no! And you grab the bottle and start shoving it. It was not the best decision. Not at all. I was for the best decision, not at all. It was for charity is a good cause. Yeah. Yeah, there's a wing of the children's hospital

and I'm named after a Rister T, which is the cheese master, cheese domain. Oh, no, God, no. The cheese domain. Man, when's the last time you, so back in, I say it all the time, we grew up in towns really close to each other, like small towns out in the border. When's the last time you, so back in, I say it all the time, we grew up in towns really close to each other, like small towns out in the border.

When's the last time you were down there? I was down there in June. Wait, no, wait. I didn't go to Carizo, but I went to Concan in July. Okay, it's like out closer to Valde. Yeah. Or you can Concan, can you say? Yeah, we have a house there.

Oh, okay. You know, it's like the. Concan's like the Riviera of the Southwest, right? There's like 10 houses there. No, there are 10 houses can you say? Yeah, we have a house there. You know, it's like the... Concan's like... The Riviera of the Southwest, right? There's like 10 houses there. No, there are 10 houses there. Yeah, okay. I'm gonna make it like in the war and con. So yeah, I went for my birthday speaking of,

just because I wanted to get away from everyone and have some peace and quiet for a weekend. It's nice out there. Yeah. It's really, really scenic. Because I've never taken a vacation like that where you just go to some cottage or like a cabin or something in the middle of nowhere and just spend time there.

I've done work retreat things to work on something and then go to an Airbnb or a cottage or something and just lock in and not leave for four or five days. I imagine that would be really fun. I mean, we were working like a lot. So, but it was like very cathartic and a weird way. Yeah. Yeah. Like, hey, we have a job. We're not leaving this place until we're not like. Yeah. I did something similar, but kind of the opposite. And I'm gonna tell you what that is right after I read this thing right here.

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So, what I did was it was before iPhones existed, before you could travel around the world with your cell phone, I just went to Japan. I was like, I want to go somewhere where I don't speak the language and I wanna go somewhere where my phone doesn't work and where no one can find me. And so I just went to Japan for a while. That would be terrifying.

I don't think I could go to Japan or any other foreign country without my phone because I feel like that is such a good source of information and like you could just Google how to get somewhere, what trains to change. The trains are so much easier when you have a phone. I mean, I was thinking about that while traveling solo, because you guys were like,

oh, how are you gonna survive? It's like, with your phone, it'll like tell you what, it will tell you what to do. And also, like, you have to look up how to say something or even like to translate a sign, whatever it is. How did you do that? You figured out, if you need to, you'll figure it out. People did it before, before smartphone.

Was there just like enough people that you encountered that also spoke English? I figured you should speak. No, I really didn't speak very much for two weeks. That was kind of the point. Like I wanted to get away. Like I didn't want to talk to anyone. I didn't.

Where in Japan did you go? Tokyo. Okay. So I mean, you can get by, okay. I really want to go to Japan at some point. I don't know if I'm going to make it out this year, but it's like definitely on my bucket list. Man, I'm so jealous Miles and.

I know, that's so much fun. And that's one of the reasons why it looks, I'm watching their trip and seeing all the places they're going, like the big cities, but also the little places with in Tokyo or Japan. Do you see the thing with all the deer? The deer, yeah. Did they go to Nara?

I don't know, but they were. Oh man, I got mulled by a deer there, a bit me. That deer are so conditioned to be fed by humans that they start chopping it aggressive. One head-butted miles in the ass. And in the photo, it looks like it's sticking, it's tongue out, as it's head-butting him. Let me see if I can find that.

It wants to add us. That site is so awesome. There's a temple there that is like the largest wooden structure in the world. It's a world heritage site. But I mean, you go in, photos don't do a justice. It's so Indiana Jones. Like there's this wooden statue of the Buddha and it's fucking huge. Yeah, it's just one of the coolest places I've ever been.

I really want to go there. But I don't know if it's kind of a place that Gus, you've been there before. You've guys, you've been there. Is it a trip that you would recommend taking with like a group? No, no. No. Like a smaller group, like just Michael and I went

and we were able to cover a lot of ground. Okay. And I just, I don't like traveling with groups in general because it seems like you always end up waiting. I feel like a group of four is my ideal travel? A lot of times also when you end up with a group, you don't do anything that anyone wants to do. You kind of like settle on like a median thing. You always compromise.

Yeah. Oh, this is the... Yeah, if you scroll to the next photo, there's like a close-up of that deer's head. I think it is. I don't know, I feel like it's with four people you've could figure things out a little bit easier and you have more people to talk to you in a place where no one else speaks English. I don't know, I feel like with two people, I might get, I don't know, a part to figure things out.

Well, also, I think the other upside, of course, I'm going to advocate for a smaller group because that's what I always would. I think the other benefit to going with a small group is you're less insulated in your group that you have to interact with the people and you have to see what's going on. You can't fall back on, oh, I'm just going to communicate and get by with these people that I'm with. It's true. I went to the mountain. It's not really a mountain.

Not a lot, right? Yeah. Because I heard they had all these raccoons and I went to the, they had this mountain, it's not really a mountain. Not a lot of road. Yeah, and because I heard they had all these like raccoons and I went to go like, I'm sick of this. Yeah, well they had like really friendly raccoons. Yeah, and but I think I went at night and I brought chips and I was like trying to catch raccoons, but like, that's why people go to Canada. I mean,

that is, I think that right there is the most crisp thing you've ever said or done. I don't know, was it trying to catch raccoons or was it the time you tried to freeze pew? It could go one way or the other. Yeah, but I didn't see any, so I didn't like see any raccoons. That was like my, that was the most disappointing I did while I was having.

So the most disappointing thing you did in Canada was not get rabies. Well, I wasn't trying to get rabies. Well, I wasn't trying to get ready. Well, yeah, I mean, I just wanted to get ready. Do you think any raccoons are like, like, friendly house raccoons? They're all just going to like, they're all people. There are pictures of this where they're like, people hanging out with raccoons. It was a Google search people.

I lived in Montreal most of my life. I've never hung out with a raccoons. I just, I heard that it was a thing. So I got some boss some chips and it went up. And I was like, no raccoons that I saw. Did you leave a trail? I didn't do a trail thing. I was looking for the raccoon.

Did you go that like look at it at the top? Yeah, I did. And I was like, there are too many people there for raccoons. Well, no, I don't know. There's no pictures of people hanging out with raccoons. I'm just, well, on Yelp, I saw it. I have some raccoons making sure it's inside. What else did you do in Montreal? I just, well, on Yelp, I saw it. That's the raccoon fake newsroom site. What else did you do in Montreal?

I meant to give you recommendations and I completely forgot. Oh, I don't know. You went to Montreal too, Becca, like, yeah, what were you there? I was there like last week. Oh, I went, it's been exactly a year ago. It's where I made a baby.

You made a baby? That's what you used to do. That's what you used to do. That's exactly where it was. Oh man, that's interesting. So you could you know. Where was it? In a house on.

Roo-scent, something. How did you get a square mouth area? That's so interesting. You could pinpoint that was it. That was the baby moment. That's right. Yeah. Oh god.

What's that? Why didn't do anything as the... Is that a piece of cutter? Why is this here? It's a piece. Why was it next to me and why did it fall? Ah, the booby trap. Bernie was here.

Yeah, that's Bernie's. Yeah, he's gonna put it over here. Does that feel like an accomplishment? We're like, oh, I went on vacation, I made a baby. I feel like all the data's there. And I feel like you'd be interested in like all of the data. I feel the most ridiculous database approach to conception. Like, it's just, yeah. Did you have all those apps to track, like, when you were fertile and everything? Oh, yeah. Pete on these sticks, like three times a day and, uh, it charted my temperature.

So was it like, oh, shit, we got to go right now like it's time. Yeah. Yeah. I mentioned that's a fun time to be in a relationship when you're trying to make a baby. It takes all the fun out of sex. Does it really? Yeah, I become so routine. I guess because it's like at 315 today, let's go time. It's like rolls around. It's like as quickly as possible. Please. Yeah. We have a window between yeah 315 and 316. Go, go, go, go, go. Man, Esther sent me this article earlier,

speaking of making babies. This 45-year-old man lost his virginity because he waited so long because he was born without a penis. Oh, I think I heard you talking about this earlier Yeah, so he had to get a bionic penis Installed into his body so that he could finally have sex for the first time and like a kindle or He had testicles. So I guess it was like some genetic condition So it was just like like are you rethra? I, they don't, I want to know more, did you steal it? Or like, how does it work?

Go on. With a, well, a bionic. I mean, is there some, a bion, well, is there a way? Did it like shoot, I mean, what, you're having, how does it work? I assume that all of his internal organs and everything, like everything was there, there was just no external. Shaft, yeah,, shaft for that.

So could he like, just sprayed peenches? Yeah, so I was saying like, could he, could he ejaculate? Because if you had testicles and everything else, but just nothing to shoot it out, or like to stimulate the shooting of... Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, that's an interesting one. Yeah, I don't know.

So he had sex with his bionic penis at 45. Yes, he Who? Who's the lucky girl? Okay. And so it's just it's crazy that you can do that. It's a it costs the surgery costs maybe from the UK the surgery costs 50,000 pounds. Wow. All right, best purchasing ever made. I think that's probably worth it. They had to take skin off of his arm to cover it. So it looks like a robot neck. It looks like a forearm skin. You look very good. And they set that.

When he first had it installed or implanted that he had to walk around with a new reaction for 10 days So going through puberty essentially. Just to make sure that it worked. Oh, hit. Are you sure he walked around? Because I'm sure it was pretty light headed after a while. Then it said, uh, he had to, he had to test out the function every morning and night and leave it direct for 20 minutes. So yeah, like being a teenager. So when you're in that situation, I yeah, like being a teenager, yeah. So when you're in that situation,

I imagine you get to choose how big you want it. If he, he describes it as ridiculously big. Well, I've been in a good mood. I've been in a good mood. I've been in a good mood. I've been in a good mood. I've been in a good mood. I've been in a good mood.

Well, also after 45 years of not having anything, God, that must be so strange to all of a sudden, like after 45 years of life now have this piece of you that was missing. Yeah. So I have to assume there's no sensation. Like there are no nerve endings in his bionic dog. Yeah, I guess. Well, I mean, how else would he, how would you get it?

You just engage the words out of arm. Maybe about a pump. Is it like a button and you're like erect? So there's a, there's an image explaining it, but the text is all really small. Let's see. Skin and muscle is taken from the left arm and a vein in the right leg. The skin is wrapped around the vein in a tube. Surgeons mold of the flesh in the shape of a penis and attached to the body.

Inside the new penis is a penile implant. This is comprised of a saline reservoir, a cylinder that runs the length of the penis and a pump and Released valve that's inside the scrotum. The implant allows the user to pump saline fluid that is kept in the reservoir another cylinder once fully pumped the penis will be hard enough for sexual intercourse So it's filled with saline for so theoretically You could have one installed anywhere correct Yes, right. I mean, I'm just saying like if you had 50,000 pounds and you're Theoretically, you could have one installed anywhere, correct? Yes. Right. I mean, I'm just saying, like, if you had 50,000 pounds and you're like, need it,

and you wanted one, where would you get it? Didn't we have this conversation or y'all had it on another podcast like the worst place to have a vagina? I think. Oh, well, but this is like, you get to choose where you want to. Podcast 500, I think we talked about that. Where's the best and worst place to have the vagina. Where is the best place to have a penis an extra one? Or just let's say you didn't have yours Where would you and you put it anywhere on your body? Well, I think I put it where I'm talking about additional I wouldn't want it if I only if I didn't have any penis. I wouldn't be like yeah, give me one on my cheek

65,000 dollars by the way 65, you know? I'm gonna want one more. No, no additional. Yeah. $65,000, by the way. $65,000. Where would you put it? Um, hand. Well, pardon me. Well, this is permanent, by the way. Permanent.

This is where it's gonna live. What about one like on your butt? Like, you have like backwards sex. Is it just right next to your real penis? No, like backwards sex. Or like two. What a girl to like piggyback you? Yeah, or you have like, you were thrusting,

but you're thrusting Ford and backwards with the same pie. You're taking the whole thing. You get a dick, nice you get a dick. Yeah, like you could, you have to go behind you and in front of you. Yeah, one behind and one in front, and you're like, I mean, I like that.

I feel like I would really, I would not want to be the girl behind you. Just for an ass, man. You don't want an ass dick? Not particularly. When you go to the bathroom, you have to make sure it doesn't dip into the water. It's a whole ordeal, dude. Yeah. I guess everywhere you sit too.

If you get, you're like, I'm like, I set on my dick. Which one? Which one for y'all? Ball bearing citizens. Have you ever shit on your balls? No. Like what if you,

I've never been asked of that either. Normally, I feel like women ask you, like if you sit on your balls. Yeah. But I've never been asked if I show my Normally, I feel like women ask you, like, if you sit on your balls, but I've never been asked if I show my balls. I just have a list. It's a... No. Just because I feel like,

as you get older, your balls hang into the toilet. But it's not. And if you ever have diarrhea, I guess if it's like... It's like over spray. Sprays, maybe. No. Like, I've seen toilets where there's just like,

I'm trying to pick... On the rim of a toilet, there's someone who had a very violent. And like a W, where there's nothing here. Yeah. I mean, like a hole through a wall, where you run. The only thing I can imagine is if someone pooped and the splash, the splashage got up on their balls,

but I don't think like shitting on the balls. I mean, I'm trying to. Plus also like, I don't know, I feel like your balls, they don't always hang, right? Like sometimes they kind of come up, you know, depending on the temperature. But I guess when you get real, when you get older and they sag a little more. Yeah, but even then there's, there, let's ask Bernie, is he still around?

Or if you're Zach Anner. Maybe Zach has shit on his balls. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I guess if you were trying to, you could. Is that a challenge? Yeah. I've never seen that picture of that pig that shit on his balls. Cause I guess pig balls are like right under the butt.

No. He just has a little turgid on him. It's pretty funny. Oh, gross. Okay, I got looked at it. No, pigs. Pig shit. That's a Google search.

Didn't, yeah, didn't Zach make a joke one time that like when he goes to the bathroom, his balls are in the toilet water. I don't, I mean, then... Why did you make me look to himself? Is there like a variety of images? No, it's the same image all the time, and I can't unsee that. But, Piggas were a big, as a huge ball. That's part of the problem. Don't look that up.

Place, if you value yourself, don't look that up. You're like, oh, where's the linked up? No. Where's the... Where's the linked up? No, no, no. Where's the bet double and toddler there? That's a kink dump. Man, I was, I know it's asking you about going back to Karees earlier. I went to Eagle Pass recently for the first time in many years. And I forgot what a fucking shit hole.

And it's like better now than it was when you lived there too. Yeah, like I was there and I was like, I could finally start to put my finger on what's wrong with that town. And it's a town where people have just given up. Oh yeah. And people just don't do not give a fuck. I was at a restaurant and I was there and someone that I was with had a question.

It's like, it's the kind of restaurant where you go up to the counter and there's a menu and you tell the person at the counter what you want and they call a number. It's kind of like talk about it, right? And we go up there and the person on with says, you know, it sees that there's something on the menu says chef salad and the person on with says, Oh, what's in the chef salad? The person who's working behind the register turns around looks at the menu and just says chef salad. So the person behind the counter goes, yeah, I don't know. The person on with says, well, it don't know. And the person would say,

well, it just like, does it have me? Like, is there ham in it or anything? And the guy behind the counter was like, yeah, I don't know. It's a salad. Like no attempt to find out, no, no, nothing. It's like, oh, okay, yeah, right. Then later that day, we went down. There was a group of us.

We went down, there's a casino there. We went down to the casino. And we were sitting in the restaurant and there's like a bar right there. And one of the guys I was like, oh, I'm going to get something to drink. So the waiter comes by and the guy that I'm with is Hispanic, his family is from Mexico. The waiter's also Mexican, almost everyone down there's Mexican. And the guy I'm with tells the waiter, I want Eradura, Tequila, and Soda. And the waiter's like, what?

Eradura, Tequila, and Soda. What? The guy I'm with goes, all right, just give me Tequila and Soda. And the waiter says, coca Pepsi. We got to win one. Just give me Tequila and Club Soda with three wedges of wine.

So he just seems Soda meant like, oh, what type of soda pop? Yeah, it's like, yeah, no one cares. And then it took 25 minutes for that to come out. Every time we go out to eat down there, I have a nervous breakdown. Because it takes like an hour and a half to get your food and everyone's okay with it.

Yeah, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just a slow lifestyle. No one cares. Yeah. Like nobody cares. And nobody has any real restaurant experience. So yeah, they cook it at home. I would think it would be like smaller towns,

people are more polite and friendly and wanting to be more welcoming of people. But maybe that's just the idea in my head. No, man, people know if you're not from there, they will stare at you. It's not a very welcoming place. Oh, I used to get pulled over every time I went home, just because it's like a new car in town.

Oh, yeah, it's still do get pulled over like every third time or so, really? Mm-hmm. Because I don't have a license plate on the front of my car, and they always. And that's my other time about that, yeah. When I had a first, for the first time, I was something weird happening around the way back

from Eagle Pass this time. So when you're down on the border, when you're leaving the border, there's immigration checkpoints. Normally like about 15, 20 miles outside of town on the highway. It was raining pretty bad when I was leaving. And I got to the immigration checkpoint. And there's normally a stop sign. There was a go sign.

There was no one working there. And it was a green octagon. And it said, go in white letters. Did you take a picture of it? No, because it happened so fast. I pulled up and there was no go sign. There was no one working there, and it was a green octagon, and it then went white letters. Did you take a picture of it? No, because it happened so fast, I pulled up, and there was no one there, and it just said go. I was like, oh shit, I don't know. I talked about that at RTX, right?

Yeah, it was like, there was like, there was a go sign. I saw a go sign. Oh my god, so it exists. Yes. Wow. And I was like, that's really weird. You never see the immigration checkpoint unmanned. Yeah, so did you see, this was like a couple of months ago,

they were putting up immigration checkpoints in the north, like along the Canadian border. And everyone was freaking out. They're like, 10 made sales is happening. And I was like, God, I grew up with that. That's not strange to me. Yeah. They would pop, set up shop and just stop cars going by.

I'm going to talk a little about my ass, but I think there's like this weird, extra judiciary zone that exists along 30 miles of the international border, where you're, you have less rights to deny search and seizure of your property. And I think that's, it's like using that law is why they can set up checkpoints close to the border for immigration purposes in the United States. I remember when I moved here, I was on a work visa, and I was convinced that I was gonna have to bring my documentation with me wherever I went,

even if I was just like driving to the grocery store, cause I was like, what if someone pulls me over and asks to see like my papers? My papers. And then I was like, they're probably not gonna do that and even though they could. They could. So I don't drive around with them,

but there was a time when I first meet Joss and where they were in my car for the first like two months. Yeah, you're probably not gonna eat that. It's gonna be okay. Yeah, but yeah, it's grown a lot. It's totally different. I drove through Carizo for briefly. Fun stuff.

Did you take your car? No. No. Cause there's no. Well, you were asking me. That's how I was talking to you about it. Yeah, there's no like fast chargers down there. No. No. Because there's no. Well, you were asking me. That's how I was talking to you about it. Yeah. There's no like fast chargers down there. Yeah. There's that slow. I stopped by that place in Newval day. Mm-hmm. That has like a slow charger. But

yeah, I asked the woman who was working there. There I saw like I had a meal there. And I asked her, so does anyone ever use her Tesla charger out there? Mm-hmm. And she goes, no, I never seen anyone use it before. Like the, whatever service provides it, I guess you can comment on different locations. And I saw that some guy was like, this worked. It was great. Baba, blah, blah. But there was only one, one guy's use it.

But yeah, we did the math. If we got to my parent's house and plugged in the car into a normal outlet as soon as we got there, we would have enough to get back home after 48, straight hours of charging at a trickle speed. Yeah, for most places, you don't worry about it, but down there, there's a weird pocket where there's nothing. Yeah, it'll get better soon.

There will be that one in Dilly, and then I think they're going to be doing more along I-35. But for now, yes, no. That's one place you do not wanna be stranded with an electric car. How's that gas car working out for you, Chris? It's gasoline. Maybe you have our gas.

I still have a gas gasoline car. My steering wheel, I think, is coming off. What? Yeah, how'd you cover that? It's really loose. Like when you steer? Are you rolling it out? No, it you steer it, I'm rolling it out, yeah. No, it's in like when I turn, it like, it turns,

and then I, it's like, I have to keep turning before it starts turning. And it clicks. Turn, it turns, which you have to keep turning. Yeah, I've been like, you turn it, and then you have to turn it extra bit just to get it to start turning. So it's like loose, it's like, it spins a lot

while you turn it. That sounds pretty different. I'm gonna look in there. It sounds like driving in the 50s. Like in the movies, you're like, yeah, you know how like, yeah, a lot while you turn it. That sounds pretty different. I'm gonna look into it. It sounds like driving in the 50s. Like in the movies, you're like, yeah, you know how like, yeah, in any time you see a person fake driving poorly in a movie where they're like, yeah, that's what I do all the time.

Yeah, you should get that check like now. I'm going to you. I'm going to you. No, no, no, I know. That's like, it was on my to-do list for today. Okay. Yeah, because that's like, if there's one thing I don't want to fail

while I'm driving, it's my steering wheel. Yeah, I'm gonna get that with ya. Where are you gonna take it? I don't know, I haven't looked into that part yet. So you're like taking care of it, you mean you were gonna start investigating? There's some jiffy loops and stuff, you know, I am sure. I think it's just like a loose thing, a loose bolt.

Oh, I'll see. Who knows? Yeah. A loose bolt. So you don't consider yourself like a car person, a loose bolt. Oh, I'll see. Who knows? Yeah. A loose bolt. So you don't consider yourself like a car person. You don't want to like take the dash off and try to investigate it on your own. Do you see that Steven's septic tried to replace this steering wheel?

I saw this on Instagram. Oh my God. Get like a carbon fiber steering wheel and fucked it up. He like took it all apart and couldn't get it back together. So he's just driving around with this steering wheel with all these wires hanging out. Some shit that I do not like, even if I think I could figure it out, I'm still like, I'm going to gonna lot of professional take care of this. Yeah.

Car stuff, any type of like electrical stuff, plumbing stuff. I'm like, I don't wanna fuck that up. Yeah. Yeah, electricity, I would say scary. It's like, it's invisible and it can kill you. Yeah. Yeah, I don't wanna mess with that. Just like me.

It's uncompromising. Yeah. You had to compromise with lightning. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. No compromising there. Man, I saw there was a, what do they call it, a poll that was done. I think it was a Harris poll. And they were gauging people's favorite restaurants in the United States. Like James? Oh, I like, for example, Best Burger restaurant as voted on by the people in this poll was five guys. I help best coffee shop was crispy cream. Okay. Best Mexican restaurants Taco Bell. So it's a bit of the best Mexican restaurant in the United States is Taco Bell. It said that in most of the US Taco Bell probably is the best Mexican food around

or the only Mexican food around in some places. You know, they got stuff like nacho fries, mad girl, any nacho fries all the time. Grandmothers to make it. Although you did grow up near the home of the nacho where it was in a minute. The Doritos, Locos, Taco, what is it? Yeah, that's what it is.

Like a spicy Doritos shell. It's actually pretty good. Me and Bernie went to go get those when we were at the old office. Did you try the chicken shell one? No. I never tried that. Tony wouldn't picked up a lot of those one day.

And they're pretty good. Is it like cooked chicken? It's like super, super thin. Hammered shell. And it's the shell. And bread and fried. Like chicken fried chicken. What shell?

I've been trying to find, this, don't judge me, but I've been trying to find frozen pizzas that have unusual crusts. So it's like sometimes you can find frozen pizzas that have like cauliflower crust. And one time I was at the store and I saw this frozen pizza head,

it said like something on the box caught my eye and I looked at it and it said that the crust was made entirely out of chicken. And I was like, well now I have to try that. Okay. So I bought it and I took it on with this frozen pizza, you put it in just like any other piece, you put it in the oven and let it heat up, then you eat it and it was fucking gross. It was so disgusting.

Was it hammered in? It was pretty thin. I guess they must have taken chicken meat or material and processed it and made it super thin and tried to make it in the pizza crust. I mean, that's it. It was pretty much. Yeah, texture, not good.

It was gross. So if you ever see a chicken crust pizza, do not eat that. Yeah, Google is to get a picture. But when I was in New York City this last week, we went to a place called Quality Italian. And one of their specialties there is a chicken Parmesan pizza. Fall of the Italian? Quality. Quality Italian in New York City, chicken Parmesan pizza. It is, it comes out and it's like, it looks exactly like a pizza.

Like it's got cheese cut into slices and everything like that. But there's no crust or tomato sauce or anything like that. It's just like a chicken parmesan. This looks amazing. And so it's like chicken on the bottom, but it's like the, yeah, big chicken. Is that it? Yeah, my God. And then like whatever a chicken parmesan has, it's amazing.

Does it have like a crispy bottom? Yeah, it's brown. So like it's just chicken on the bottom, but it's crispy. Oh, that sounds good. It was pretty good, delicious. So if you're just chicken on the bottom, but it's crispy. Oh, that sounds good. It was pretty good. Delicious. So if you're ever in New York City, go to Quality of Time and try that.

I wanna eat that. Just. So good. You were just in New York, yeah. You could have told me. Oh, I was there. I was there before you. You were like at the airport at the same time, I think.

Yeah, I was arriving and you were leaving. Yeah. It's a 14 inch slab of chicken parm. Hmm. So good. You shared, obviously. Or not. I wouldn't.

Yeah. Oh, that was so good. I love weird stuff. I feel like sometimes places go a little crazy with it. Like, Gordo's, I think, is an interesting concept, but for the most part, it's like stuff I wouldn't want to eat. Oh, the donut? Yeah.

It makes you feel bad about eating there, but it's good. It's good, yeah I wouldn't wanna eat. Oh, the donut. Yeah. It makes you feel bad about eating there, but it's good. It's good, yeah. That burger, that donut burger, so good. But, it's just not something I would ever like seek out. I think, like if I'm there, I'm in there, I'm like, okay, sure, maybe. But like a chicken parm pizza, like that.

Oh yeah, I think I would seek that out. All right, any of you going to New York Comic Con? No. Yeah, okay. Too bad, I was gonna say we could go get some chicken parm pizza. Why? We make one. Good. A dad will be nearly as good as the one that they make there. We have some pizza projects in the works for the podcast. We do. Maybe that's why the cutters over there. What are we gonna debut that pizza project? I think a prototype has been worked on.

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Oh, cool. There you go. It's a nice skyline. Thanks for showing your sights. And for letting us know what that Atlanta skyline looks like. Yeah. I learned something today. Yeah.

You're a minute, Lana. I guess we went to Atlanta for the immersion. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. I don't even like, I don't know. That's like not even on my radar places I've been. Yeah, we weren't necessarily in Atlanta.

It was like an hour out of the length. I mean, I know, cause me and Brandon went up for like, You guys were directing that. Yeah, and we, so we went up like the weekend before and we were there for like about a week, but you guys I think were just up there for like a day. Oh God, no, we were there like two days, two days. Yeah, I don't remember anything about that trip. I remember. All up there for like a day. Oh God, now we were there like two or three days. I don't remember anything about that trip.

All I remember is filming that immersion. I remember I was sick and Bernie was sick. I think between takes like I was laying down on the floor because I felt so bad. Yeah. I remember we had to wait. There was like a place where we were having everybody wait like the casting crew.

And it was like a place above the track, so you could sit down into the track. And I remember having to wait there for hours. And it was just like a very long day. And it was hot, it was really hot, maybe. It was starting to get hot. I think it was like in April, when we went, April, yeah. We also did the podcast.

Oh yeah. I remember that, yeah. Some milestone. Do you remember which milestone? Hi. Is it video? It was for the 10th anniversary of our shoot, yeah. Some milestone. Yeah. Do you remember which milestone? It's video. Was it for the 10th anniversary of your year? Yeah, that's right. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it was like, so is April 2013. Yes. Damn. So it's always weird, the difference between like directing something and acting and something, because when you're acting, you're like, oh, you wait around a whole lot. Yeah, and directing, like go go.

There's never enough time. I always need, you always want more, like one more hour. What do you prefer? I mean, I like directing is more fulfilling. It's also a lot more stressful. Acting is more fun. Yeah. Yeah.

I guess that's true. Speaking of making people do stuff, have you seen those videos where people have developed like AI that can make people dance? Yes. What? So it's like you remember there was Berkeley, right? Yeah, there was that controversy with like deep fakes last year where like they could superimpose people's faces realistically into like photos where they weren't.

Well, this like, or video, this is like taking video of a dancer and like capturing the movement and then applying it to a photo of someone who isn't dancing. So it looks like they could take a photo of you and make it look like you're doing all the dance moves. Yeah. The two I saw, one was like a pop and lock routine

and one was ballet, like very lock routine and one was ballet. Like very elaborate and like spinning ballet. It uses your body and everything too, like not your face. And so it's you you upload a picture. Oh, here's an example. So the source video is in the upper left. And so the person on the right is the target. They didn't actually do this dance. Whoa, but they're just using a photo of that person. Yeah. You see a little like little. So this one's really good. The ballet went funny because they're just using a photo of that person. Yeah. You see a little like, little, so this one's really good. The ballet went funny because they're spinning so much that the head just stops turning at one point.

Yeah. Exercise style. So I mean, obviously, it's so creepy. It's not perfect. You see it breaks sometimes, but in short bursts, it's actually really good. It looks like that person is doing it 100%. Like you would never see that for the most part

and be like, oh, that's fake. You would think like, oh, no, that person's actually dead. Yeah, just like a weird video glitch or something like that. Yeah, especially watching it online you think it's a compression or something. I really want to learn how to shuffle dance. Well, you don't have to now.

I know, yeah, I could just put myself on a dancer. But I don't know how I discovered this. I think it, like I started seeing on Instagram all of a sudden shuffle dancing, which is like rave dancing, where people like, it's like the run and man, but more intense. People like glide around and do this incredible dance. It's my goal of mine to learn how to do that.

But I'm really uncoordinated. I will do that with you, Barbara. You want to learncoordinated. So I'll do that with you, Barbara. You wanna learn how shoulder-ass is made? I'll do that with you. I feel like you learn like piece by piece, right? Like you learn one little body movement and then like find another one. The running man dance.

I think that's like the first introductory step that you learn, but the way people could just dance to every beat and every possible song and make it look good, I envy those people. And I wanna learn how to do it. Even though there's no situation where I actually dance in my life other than if I got downtown once a year. RTX, Barbara Dance Party.

You're versatile, oh God. Oh, so then the other thing that I saw related to deep fakes and putting people in positions that they really aren't in is not America starting a service where you can upload photos of yourself and have yourself digitally inserted into porn. No. What? Why is that a good idea?

Which raises a lot of questions about like how can you prove that it's you and that you consent to that or and that they're willing to take money and profit off of that. It's really, really bizarre. So it's a website, not America. They're just going to, they're going to, so the headline that I read was, not America wants to monetize deep fake porn. Yeah, I don't know. That feels kind of weird. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen people, like, I wonder what the market is, right? Yeah. Oh, I bet it's a big market.

Yeah, I feel like the evil intent of that far outweighs people just needing that extra step to get there and stuff. I think, yeah. And it's a lot more, I think the market for that would be way more people uploading pictures of other people. Right, that's the problem. Not themselves. I would think it would be people who wanted to see certain celebrities.

Right, it's like you have to... Or like attempt to blackmail people. Yeah, how do you clear image rights and consent to that kind of stuff? I don't know how you approach that. Here's you have to upload a government. Right, on a piece of paper. My name is John, I need porn. Or upload like a government ID or something

to prove that it's actually you. Yeah. Ugh. That's what like amateur porn sites do. So I guess that's good for the goose. I requested Instagram verification the other day. It's like in the settings. I did too.

And you have to upload a copy of like a government ID. And I was like, I was like, do I really want to do this? It made me really like think about it. Yeah, I got declined. Oh, you did? You did? Y'all are elite. How long did it take?

Pretty quick, like three or four days. They said I didn't meet the requirements. All I want to do is just have links in my story. So it's all I want. What are the requirements then? I want to do is just have links in my story. So it's all I want. What are the requirements then? I never. They don't describe, it's just like, you need to be someone notable public figure.

Yeah, I think that's all it says. I'll get to read the exact information. Like Twitter is much more explicit, and you can provide links to like prove that you're a person. There's none of that on Instagram. It's just a binary link. I never even applied. I just, one day in head it.

We had a, that was, we had a connection in Instagram, and we picked out a few people who were active. People who were more active on Instagram. Sloting. A verified badge is a check that appears next to an Instagram account, saying indicate that the account is the authentic presence

of a notable public figure, celebrity, global brand, or entity it represents. Submitting a request for verification that's not guaranteed, your account will be verified. Yeah. Is it like Twitter where like, if you apply, you can't apply again until a certain period of time. I think it said I could apply again at some point in the future. I haven't tried out.

If it's like shut down, let me see. Yeah, when we had that person, that connection from Instagram come through. I wasn't using Instagram yet. I regret not I'm not trying to get them to I'm going to talk about it and we were like Gus has Instagram, but he doesn't use it Yeah, I was just kind of squatting. Lately Twitter's been fucking everything up so much I'm kind of getting over it. They changed their API access for third-party apps

So that now like third-party apps Aren't as useful as they used to be, and the Twitter apps terrible, I almost never use it. So it's like, why would I use a platform that makes it difficult to use it? Where do you, to ask? It's in settings and then request verification.

Yeah, I can do it again, it's not disabled for me. How do weird things, someone said to me a while ago. You might not have it, you are verified. On a date. It was a different account. Sorry, what? It's a random story, but I had a weird thing someone said to me on a date.

It was the first time someone had gone on a Tinder date or something like that. And then I was like, oh, well, what made me be the person that you were like wanted to go out with? And they said, or like she made the comment about like, oh, you know, I was like, oh, well, what made me be the person that you were like wanted to go out with? And they said, or like she made the comment about like, oh, you know, I was like, I was pretty sure you weren't a sociopath or a serial killer or anything. And I said, why? And then they said, that was funny. They said, well, most sociopaths are charming. And you're not charming enough to be associated. So I felt okay.

Wow. I thought you were going to say something like she saw your account was verified. Yeah, I thought that's her. I was going to run them. Wow. Because you're not sure. Oh my God.

So the date went well. Yeah. No, it was fine. But I just I can see her again. Oh, oh, you charm her enough. Oh, no, oh, I've calmed you. It was at better or worse than your date with the three or with the old women. Oh, that was awful.

That was a really bad date. I had one on a date where I told it to talk about and always open, but I give the short version as date was already drunk when I showed up and she had befriended a bunch of old ladies who were at the bar. So then they were like, spectating the date. And then at some point, one of the old ladies started talking about orphans and then my date started crying. Oh my God.

And then she started talking about her parents and then they both ended up just crying together like, and I like a, like a, I'm going to console you. And then I was just like, were you late? No. She probably got there early. Yeah. I mean, I understand like having a drink to like make yourself feel more comfortable.

Yeah. But getting drunk before a date. What I think was one of those things that she was out drinking and then was like, oh, come have a drink. You know, I was just like for the moment. I'm out drinking with these old ladies. Yeah. Join me.

Anyway, it was a really bad date because it was just a lot of crying that I was not like for the moment day. I'm not drinking with these old ladies. Don't join me. Anyway, it was a really bad day because it was just a lot of crying that I was not a part of. Not that I wanted to be a part of the crying. You should just start crying to be part of it. No, I couldn't cry. Oh, you also don't cry. I don't cry.

I mean, I could try, but I could fake it. I don't know. Once the last time you cried? It's, I don't know, like, I think I've cried once in like six years. Seven years. Wow. Damn. What were you guys? I think this God, this is so fucking dorky. I remember the last time I cried.

What was it? It was at the end of Return of the King when I saw it for the first time in the theater. That was a long time ago. That was way more than six years ago, was it? 16 or 17 years ago. Oh my God. It's the last time you cried. That's awesome.

Hi five. I'm going to be back. I'm going to be back. I'm going to be back. was a long time ago. That was a lot, that's way more than six years ago, was it? 16 or 17 years ago? Oh my God. It's the last time you cried. That's awesome. High five. Not only I'm not crying, but also crying here. Wow.

I'm crying here. God. I cried like, I was going to the West with you. Oh, she's even in the behind. I think I cry every day. There was a period of my life, but it's always bad. Yeah. I cry when I feel any emotion in excess.

Me too. I always think I always like well up or get choked up a lot. So you just don't feel emotions. Yeah. Thank you. I've just adopted the gastrobotic way of life. It's uncompromising. That should be the title of this podcast. Podcast what is it? 509? Uncompromising. That should be the title of this podcast.

Podcast what is it? 509? Uncompromising. I'm uncompromising. No compromises here. Oh, man. Oh, did you all see that weird thing that motorcycle race where one of the racers reached out and grabbed the brakes on another motorcycle? No, what?

What? Not allowed to do that, are you? Two guys were racing and they're really close to each other and the guy on the right just reached over and pumped the brakes on the motorcycle to the left. You have to flip off. You have to be spun out. No, they just slowed the guy down because I guess it's the right hand. What is that?

That's the rear tire. Front tire? Oh, shit. No, the guy did not flip or anything. Yeah. That seems like it. That's cheating. Was it a street race? No, it was like a professional race

It was like a I don't know I don't know with like a moto, too Are there any rules against tampering with other people's? I'm sure I'm there. He got he got in trouble here It is band for life the fuck So I was like a pump he doesn't even like hold it down Then you see I mean it's obviously like professional racers. Yeah So he I guess It looks like Nick is banned for life losing control. Wow Bad decision. Yeah, I mean that's crazy like you said it I mean you could have hurt like that guy gonna lost control

You know how fast they're going. Yeah yeah I kind of like flipped over the bike and fucked himself up mm-hmm yeah that's that's fucking terrible people are people are awful yeah yeah especially like in a professional setting where it's like you know that you've like worked up to this point and you should respect other people who are also like in this competition with you. And also it's going to be seen. Like, yeah, this is a camera recording. I have a vent. What are you thinking?

That's so stupid. Yeah, I can't believe what people are awful. Unless there was a rate, unless that was like the rules of the race where there are no rules. Oh, oh, that says asking straight racing. Yeah, like where it's like, yeah. Anything goes as long as you win.

Yeah. And you had a talk about voice all the time. Yeah, like where it's right now. Anything goes as long as you win. Yeah. And you had to talk him out of voice all the time. Hey, I'm Batman. Yeah. In which case, that would be like really clever. Oh yeah, if there are no rules. I think clever. It would be.

It would be cool. They would be like, wow, how innovative. I think the most innovative thing would be just like, just take a tree branch and someone's spoked like we're in the wheel. That's true. I still want to know if anything happened to you in New York City, like anything exciting.

No. Just the way you answered that question makes me so intrigued. No, I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I caught up with some friends who live in New York and did, you know, how long were you in New York just a week and just Friday Saturday Sunday? Didn't go to any Sex shops or Did you buy a smoothie at the airport?

It has a smirk on his face. I know Okay, really what you got you said you got to just got to keep asking him mundane questions and a little limino false And spring it. I stayed. You see any boobs? Does he boobs? Maybe. Oh, that's a yes. That's a mundane question, but. Yeah.

How many boobs did you see? I don't know. I don't keep. I don't know. I don't know. You don't know? No, I mean, I know. But I'm not going to count., but I'm not gonna count.

Or I'm not gonna like, it's tell. Chris doesn't, doesn't, what's it called? Kiss and tell? He doesn't, he doesn't. So the maybe is now a yes, definitely. Like if I, if I tell stories, I'll tell like, a story's like, like in the, in the past. You're right, New York's on the past.

Yeah, like whenever it's like, oh yeah, there's just one time where while like where this happens to refresh Yeah So ask me again in a year okay Okay, remember if we can pop that down podcast podcast five 61 yep Are titled it now Christmas New York trip. It's not really that good. I I don't know. You're the one who built it up, dude. I know she did. It's only cause last week I asked you if anything happened in New York and you went, no.

Nothing happened. Yeah, there's a face. Okay. Do you play poker, Chris? I mean, not professional, I don't know what you mean. Cause you have like so many times, I feel like you do not have a poker face at all. Or maybe that's like his trick.

You think it's a tell. I'll play poker. You'll play poker. So Gus and I have a friend who's like becoming a pro poker player. And I think it's pretty fascinating. He told me that I should give it a try. Yeah. I don't know.

Has he made a lot of money? Not a lot of, but he's starting to get to a point where he's starting to make money. Essentially, yeah, he changed career. So he stopped what he was doing and decided he wanted to give this a try. Interesting. And it's been interesting keeping up with that.

Like I kind of imagine going all in on a change like that. Yeah, he plays online a lot. He said, okay, like that's his practice and then he goes to, you know, this for big tournaments. It just seems like, there, I mean, there's just like, I'd be a lot of people who say they win a lot of money

but they don't tell you about all the money they lose. You know what I mean? Like, oh yeah, I'm a professional poker player. They didn't talk about like, oh yeah, I just also lost 20,000. I think it's also like when people make content online, like you see the people who've really made it or you see people who like stream or put out content consistently and this, you know, there's

a big gap. There's a lot of people who don't, who don't make it, who don't ever really make money off of it. I still remember when we were, the first time I went to Vegas, first and only time, I was with you Gus and Alan. And I got like addicted to playing crafts because you guys taught me how to do it. And it was just like the easiest game to play. If you're just playing it simply with like the past line and whatever, there was a guy there.

I ended up staying at a table for like a couple hours and there was a guy there who was just betting like $10,000 at a time. Oh. There's like what kind of lifestyle do you have? Or just like, yeah, $10,000. Oh yeah. I don't know if he was winning or losing or what,

it was just throwing money around like crazy. First time I went to Vegas, I was with Gus too. Me too. That's a weird. I've been in Vegas with Gus twice. And the first time you went with Gus. Yeah, like Gus, Angel, and I, and Esther, a few other friends of theirs.

I'll went there. Nice. I think there and a few other friends of theirs all went there nice. I think I think there was a story recently you're talking about like the guy putting like $10,000 at a time. I'm trying to find it here but I think that there was a guy, yeah here it is, who was in, he was somewhere, he was at a casino for a poker tournament and it was between the poker tournament, he was at a casino for a poker tournament. And it was between the poker tournament, he was like killing time, getting a drink and playing video poker, and he hit a royal flush and won like $250,000

on a video poker machine. Wow. $250,000. I think so, yeah, let's see. Yeah, he says, oh, here's his tweet. I was so pissed about busting the $10,000 tournament last night. I to let off some steam and here he is like with the the royal flush and like the machines just God you pay tax on that though in the States correct. Yeah. Oh, no, it became $200,000 After that and it was $200,000 not $250,000. I saw a guy. Yeah, there it is jackpot pay $200,000

I saw a guy hit a royal flush once at the Bellagio on a video poker machine. I was just standing next to the guy at a bar waiting to get a drink and he just like clapped twice and he said yes, and he called the bartender over and they look and they go, all right, we got a we got a call security and security over. And like they took, they took him aside and like security opens the machine up to like start printing off logs. I guess to make sure he didn't fuck with the machine. Wow. Holy shit. Yeah. So it happens. I don't think it happens very often. No, go gamble away all your money and Vegas. And I think like if you, if you're going to win like that guy who wants to, I think you have to bet like 20 bucks a hand Yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta put some money in damn

I'm in a Vegas in a while I haven't been since my wedding. I'm really dying to go back Well, I haven't been back since I think we did a big group trip like three or four years ago We were supposed to go on a group trip to Vegas Yeah, but then we ended up doing one like a couple months later. I thought it was in it before. I thought you went to one before that. Or maybe it was the one before that.

Maybe it was like we had a group and we're doing another group trip. Yeah. I don't know. I remember that. I remember that. It was the one however, like there's an RTA about it where it's like Kyle lost his wallet and got really angry and. Oh, that was like miles and Aaron. Yeah. Like Kyle lost his wallet and got really angry and

That was like miles and Aaron yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a big group of us. I don't think I was on No, I was definitely out there. That was a fun trip There's a fun trip. All right, it's being a fun trips. Let's let's it's been a fun trip Let's wrap this up. Oh, what? Arizona Circle is coming out this week looking into the future. It's also Fun House week. Fun House week. You guys are doing like a live stream. Yeah, so yeah, mean Blaine are going to go out to LA and that we're going to do like a live stream with Fun House and a couple of things. Arizona Circle has not been released yet. This will be the premiere September 19th. Yeah, overseas first. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. You excited? Yeah. It's gonna be really fun. Yeah. It's really good. I had nothing to do with it.

I'm really proud of it. I haven't seen it yet. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's really it's it's great. It's really fun. Can't wait to see. All right. Well watch Arizona Circle. And hopefully you had fun at our text London. Cheerio! Good. Bye. Bye. Subscribe to showtoy newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples? Example. Together in Trempathos, Characombs, Characombs are free of Diaz of nothing to do with this podcast. Analyze various unsolved and rooster teeth's cryptic podcast, f**k face.

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