Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Mathematic Mishap - #341

Episode Date: September 15, 2015

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Oh, yeah. Welcome to the original podcast. It's time. This week brought to you by audible.com and BrainTree. Thank you to our wonderful sponsors, BrainTree and A audible. Thank you sponsors. I didn't listen to them Maybe Bernie will give us a segue later. Yeah, apparently I suck at them according to every fucking comment Stars podcast that we've been on since you knew left and I did the ad reads I think so I completely fucked up the ad reads for the underwear company, which they didn't sponsor tonight so I'm gonna say their name. But I completely fucked it up tonight so I had to

redo it. Let's introduce. We got some new new faces joining us today. I'm Gus. Wait, are you the new face? I'm the new face. James Williams from Funhouse. I'm Bruce Green. He's the new face from from from from from from and I'm Bernie. And of course I'm Gus. You already said that. I'm Bruce Green from from from from from from from from I'm Bernie and of course I'm Gus. I already said that. I'm James. Well Screen from from House last building and introducing Gus or And introducing just a feature Gus through a good billing everywhere. What is that when they're in the credits when they do the credits for movie The first one's important and then the last one is the next most valuable real estate if it says and yes or

Introducing with their with is another important way to do that. Yeah, you know it's weird It's like it's made season seven of Seinfeld. If you check out season seven of Seinfeld It'll still say and Jason Alexander as George Kastanza and it's like I know I've been watching for seven years Got it. They're bound by law. Do you know that Jason Alexander never won an Emmy for playing George Costanza? I do know that. Yeah. He was nominated, right?

He got beat like seven years in a row by the brother on Frazier. He got beat by the brother on Frazier. And sometimes he got beat by... Somebody clapping? Not even the laughing off screen? David Hyde Pierce. David Hyde Pierce. He's a master of his craft.

He is. Of what? Being Niles? Yeah. That was it what being Niles. Yeah You guys made that uh, we just saw you guys the other week at PAX prime out in Seattle. You guys made that Oh awesome tourist video for us. Yeah, that's our love letter to Denver, Colorado What oh Seattle whatever Yeah, yeah, they're both on the coast. Yeah, I can see why you make the the confusion But which one where's Frazier which one has the Drew Carri show?

That's a that's Seattle. Oh Seattle. No, no, no, that's Cleveland. Oh, right. Right Denver. Oh, Denver, Colorado I'm trying to see how many times that fucker won David Hyde beers. Yeah, fucker. He's watching. He's like awarding actor a record 11 consecutive years. What? Nominating. Nominating. Oh, well, anyone can get nominated. How many times have you won?

He won in 95, 98, 99, and 2004. Yeah, but what's he done lately? Wow, it's a fucking big hit. He was what's his name in Hellboy? Oh, he's a fish guy? Wow. He's a fish guy. Oh, yeah, he's the fish guy.

Also, that was, that was like 10 years ago. That was 10 years ago. That was 10 years ago. No, he's right. That's like 15 years ago. Hellboy's really old. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Why would what would possibly what could you put into a sequel for Hellboy that would throw off the artistic integrity of Hellboy are you a hellboy fan me? Yeah Movies made a lot of money the first one's cool with the second one's garbage, but I don't know about garbage I Don't know great. It's Del Toro like masturbating all the twins in it who the crimson twins the brother and the sister that feel each other's pain Like toe max and Zee mom. What could a power say? It's like double the pain. Yeah, that sucks

Like if they hit the one twin. Yeah, does it not do that to not feel it and the other one does yeah Yeah, okay So they're invulnerable a little bit the other one somewhere like crying their eyes out I don't know so it's the kind of thing or if like one twins having sex, I don't know if the other one's like, what's happening to me? Does that mean that twin can't feel the sex, but then the other one can? I have no idea. So you gotta have sex for your sibling?

Yeah, I was gonna say, if you're having sex for your sibling, then you never come, but they do. You gotta coordinate your come. Hey brother, I'm really horny. Can you go fuck someone for the fight? Absolutely bro. Come on, the arguments with your sibling. You'd be like, fuck, go'm really horny. Can you go fuck someone? Absolutely. Absolutely. Talk to the arguments with your sibling. You'd be like, fuck, go get fucking lame, motherfucker. God, I'd be so mad at that person.

Well, because if you masturbate, then that means they come, but you never do. That sucks. It's the perfect storm of masturbation. Well, it's like a million dollars butt-up. What happens if you both masturbate the same time? The twins. Well, that's the dream right there

I mean that's that's what you that's what you hope for Do you think like a good looking set of twins like let's say there's like those twins We say we like I'm here I find out later. Oh, we were masturbating What were you doing last night? All right, guess I'm here outside of porn. Yeah, how frequently do twins fuck each other? I don't understand Sister and sister brother right never

I'm not right oh country. It's like a person your image of yourself reddit relationships It's more common than you had read it. I tell you if you read the reddit relationships no subreddit Fantastic fantastic reading what have you read it absolutely? I'm curious out let's go peruse reddit relationship see what's on there right now reddit relationships has to be like Reddit personal finance like have you ever seen these were like some guys like I just got $25,000 worth of property in the middle of wherever what should I do with it and someone's like like plant a garden What should I do with it? And someone's like, like, plant a garden. It's all useless advice because it's redditors.

Yeah, it's garbage. Yeah, I don't know. So what's the relationship it's going to be? It's a bunch of fan fiction. I had sex with my twin last night. I saw one on personal finance of the day that was just like this long, like, series of paragraphs. I got to read this.

I read it. No questions. It was just like, I'm in a bad relationship. I'm leaving my husband. We on the house together. We got our kids. I don't know what we do about custody and it went on I had to scroll several times that the end it just stopped What are they asking? So one of the comment is like invest in gold

Precious metals will only increase in value over time What do you got? I mean, I got there's tons of stuff on here. There's a My 30 year old and the person who's saying this is a 30 year old male sister-in-law, married a loser and a consistently impacting my life, please help. Then there's this guy, his wife wants to read a book and suddenly wants to be a surrendered wife. Oh yeah, definitely. Wait, were that concept?

I think it's like a submissive wife, like where maybe you have to tie them to a bed or you know, do something like that. Is that that what it's a rendered wife is she want is she read a book she wants to make a part of our relationship if you don't know it's basically where women give up any control in a relationship there you go they handed all over to the quote man of the house from sexual freedom to financial they don't turn down their partners for sex no matter how they feel they look to the man control finances and make all the decisions basically whenever the man asks for the ones opinion she says whatever you think is best.

Look at what I'm talking about James Williams. He's actually a surrendered husband. I am. He's a surrendered husband. She tells him what to do. It's weird. It's really fun though. The fun thing about it, what you should do is if you're going to become a surrendered

wife or husband, don't tell your significant other. Just start being agreeable, like just start doing everything. Just go, don't get real confused. Right. Because they'll get real confused. Because they'll say, hey, do you want to go to see the new GI Joe movie? There's nothing, and you go absolutely. Absolutely, and they'll go, sums up.

So, he doesn't like GI Joe. Yeah. So, I'm just going to do a search in red relations under twins. Twins. My sister twins. Yeah, twins. And in an autoclipes, you put in T. I get to feel like a lot of it goes twins having sex with each other.

I feel on here that a lot of this stuff is a little bit fabricated to. It's kind of like the pen house for the tumblers. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I hate that about the internet. It's gonna be so cynical. Anytime I read something, I gotta see a source. I have to know this is corroborated. I have to know where else is coming from.

Where's your work-cited page? Right, because everything is just total bullshit. You can type whatever you want. Of course. Oh, I'm an expert in this. I've done this for many years. Pantigarden. It's just just noise.

It's no way to sift out. It's actually valuable. You need a source. I would assume you of all people, just being the very logical man that I know him to actually valuable. You need a source. I mean, like, I would assume you of all people, guys being the very logical man that I know him to be, would always want a source, right? But what was that story that we have an internal, like, chat program, and there's a funhouse channel.

And I think someone paced some dumb ass story. Someone posted the story from CNN that was like, the British Navy has tried to picture what their destroyers will look like in the year 2050 They're gonna have magic technology like all this shit and it was a Joel who plays Myself replies what a fucking worthless In the future stuff's gonna be magical and amazing. It's like who fucking wrote that like who took time out of the day to be like magical and amazing it's like who fucking wrote that like who took time out of the day to be like We're gonna come is reading it probably thought it was so fucking cool He's like, oh man the guys are gonna love this past it in the first response within like 10 seconds Gus had not read the story

Yeah, this is fucking dumb Yeah, I had read the story earlier in the day and I was already mad about that. Oh, that's why that's why Joel pasted it in and I was like Oh, it's like it was in any extra angry because I felt like the story was coming back at me Yeah, like I'd already dismissed it and it's somehow re-risen I have to say though Gus that that is the first time I've ever seen you quit out of a chat ever We drove you out of the funhouse like group chat one time We drove you out of the fun house like group chat one time Yeah, he's left before I quit for comedy. Yeah

It's really tough because this chat program you can leave and then So you can time it comedically and it can be perfect, but you don't get to enjoy it It's the most it's the most just like forgiving comedic move ever because you don't get to relish any of it. Because you leave and you never see what they say. And then everyone laughs, but no one's gonna, you're not gonna see any of that laughter. It's weird. I can see Gus like crossing his arms and just be like, you know, you know, absolutely. But it's interesting like working with you guys, but not sharing an office.

Like having a deal with that, you know, all that space between us. And so I find that I lurk a lot in the chat just to, we've noticed, just to, you know, you guys and your stupid stories that you post that you're just staring at always. That chat room was actually created to discuss surf surfing surfing. And actually, I, because I made it because I figured we should have a place to talk about surfing and surfers and do that. And yeah, so, but people have manipulated it into this weird thing that isn't what I intended it to be what's called hashtag funhouse so why will we talk about surfing I don't know I've it it's said clearly in the description for the room this is about the surf-related topics

it does actually say what do you think is the percentage of surf-related boats in the funhouse probably close to zero probably pretty close to zero. You should clamp down. You start like banning people. Oh, can I ban? I don't know, maybe. You made the group sure go for it.

If people are talking about surfing, ban. Get out of here. That would be great if like, in our own internal chats, we couldn't get our names. You know what I mean? Like someone had to have funhouse underscore. Or fun house team. We just keep making a bunch of channels.

They're about surfing, always about surfing. So I remember when we first brought you guys on, and we were in the planning stages, because it was like two or three weeks before you guys even like came to the air. We went through a lot of different things, like we went through all the different names, like Dude Soup and Fun House and everything. And I remember finding the day we went to go find all the social media names

before we were saying everything. And you guys ended up with Funhouse team for most of the for a lot. Yeah, because we couldn't get There's one there's someone on Twitter who had fun house but hadn't tweeted anything in like a year and a half and It was very unclear. I think we tried to reach out to them and just got like radio silence back Yeah, we then once once the channel launched they started tweeting something from that account So it looked like then they were trying to bait us into taking a boo. We already had fun Well, who would I mean who would have taken fun house with the house spelled like a like German

Why would you do that some festive Germans? Yeah, yeah, one of the craziest things ever ever was when we launched the no There is YouTube commcom slash the know. Somebody has registered that username. So we tried to get in contact with the person, and like you said, radio silence as well. The problem was, it was an active account, and they were actively liking Ristratyth videos, and I never found out who the person was. They just one month ago, so we registered YouTube.com slash know, and that's the channel that we use for the no

But the person who owns the no on YouTube one month ago They liked a Rishuji Tana made an adventure. It's like the only activity because they don't post a lot of videos They just watch stuff and then like stuff and it's like they're actively like liking and watching the videos And we can't get hold of this person. It's enormously frustrating. Maybe they don't speak English. Maybe you should make a video on the know. Why would you think our videos are in? I don't know.

They're like the visuals. I'm like, you should make a video on the know, just directly addressing them. That one dude. But you're gonna try and find it by going youtube.com slash the know. Right. And it's gonna take him back to him. And then he's just gonna be in a cycle.

He's thought of everything, there's no way to him. Yeah, we make an RTA about it Maybe if I mentioned this enough times Jordan will make an RTA about it and then he'll actually see it I'm assuming it's a heat. Did you ever find any twins to talk to you my? I'm here. I'm actually very There's some twins talking to us on Did they sleep here, but did they sleep with their twin? Yeah, they swim with the other twins? One of them says I'm a fraternal twin. No, we aren't screwing each other. Wait a, wait a row in the magic.

That sucks. And then someone else I guess was talking about the twins from Hellboy. Those twins would just get angry jack off fight where they masturbate the most inconvenient time for their sibling. I would do that. I would do that.

I would have done that to my sibling. I absolutely would have done that. Yeah. Would you, would you like, and then just before you stop? Yeah. Like, if my, I got older, brother. So if he was just going on a that. Yeah. Would you like, and then just before you stop? Yeah. Like, if I got older, rather. So if he was just going on a date, like, at the beginning of the day,

I'd be like, I'm just like, this is really fast. Yeah. Let's do this during appetizers. Let's see what happens to him. So I did post a story to our funhouse chat room earlier. And if you guys saw it, Apparently Terence Howard remember him. He has developed a new method of mathematics. It's gonna take the world by storm.

What is he calling it? Teriology? Shit. That's a science, that's not mathematics. No, math is science. All science is math. Sure, okay, whatever. He started this because we've been lied to all our lives.

One times one is not one. Oh boy. One times one is two. Why, how? Why, how? Yeah, all right, I'm with him. So one one is two? One times one.

So one is one. So one is one. Yeah. One set of one is two. Why is, why is, oh, so what's zero times one? It's a zero. I have to look up his reasoning. Yeah, it was absolutely crazy.

I'm sure it makes plenty sense. Terrence Howard has a history of being just totally logical. Yeah, you know, it's funny because he was in the first Ironman He was James Rhodes Rody in the first Iron Man. Yep, then just I mean this is like what don't she don't step in Never heard much about it, but it's apparently because he wanted more money He turned it down. He was like, are you kidding me? I'm Ironman's friend He's like I should get more money. And they're like, get out. We get John Cedol.

Well, John Cedol was actually in the room at the time going like, I'll do it. Like, no problems. Did he win an Oscar? He was nominated. He had won it. I thought he won for a hotel. I were out there to be a panel.

I can't remember the name. I thought Cedol. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no'm sorry. I didn't win. All right. No, didn't he didn't I thought don't cheat a one Don't you to one for hotel or one song one. Yes, but Tarris hard did not win every time someone says hotel or or a Wanda Jason, so don't you that was his most expensive netflix movie? Remember Netflix. You should be DVD's like three at a time Everyone had one that they're like I'm gonna watch this and they keep it and he calculated that hotel or a Wanda cost him 135 dollars. Basically, I might I might have that beat by a friend of mine.

She she rented a disc of a season of Buffy like disc three from season five of Buffy and we were allowed she was very generous enough to share her Netflix with everyone but no one could ever get any of the discs because that one was always out. And so I would check it every three months and it would still be out. It would still be out. And then finally I went to, she owned all the Buffy seasons. Also, she had this one from Netflix and she owned it. And so I asked her about and she was like, she was like, oh, well, I lost mine of that disc. And so I rented it so I could watch it. But then when I went to open the volumes, it wasn't there and she had no idea what it went. But it was like literally like a year and a half that Netflix was like she must be really enjoying

this. He's in five of Buffy. These particular episodes. Yeah. I can't think what the longest one I ever had was, but I'm sure it was something that I swore I was going to watch it and it was like something very high-brown. I just I think for me it was a bridge over a river quiet. Yeah, I think I had that for like a year. I was like I'm gonna watch this. I never watch it. Wouldn't eventually Netflix just forgive you and be like you just take it. You can just have it. You can just click a button and go is lost. Yeah. And those said just they'll say no problem. Oh, no questions asked. Oh, okay. Like, like, if you, if you as long as you

do it, don't do it all the time. But yeah, they can just hit a button. They had buttons or everything. Like I lost the red envelope and they send you another one I lost the little sleeve that it goes in with the mark. Oh, they send you another Yeah, they hit all that worked out to science because I would constantly lose shit And I had to figure that out a science very similar to Terry out I thank you for the segue back to me. I have Terrence Howard's rationale here. Okay, gonna change the world Yeah So he's talking about he's talking about the science of one times one is a quote

How can it equal one if one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect One times one equals two because the square root of four is two So what's the square root of two should be one, but we're told it's two wait wait, we cannot be hold on Hold on a minute. Wow. Let's take through it. Let told it's two. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait because one times itself has no effect. How come one having no effect makes two less valuable? Well hold on a minute, so if one times itself has no effect, meaning it's still one. It doesn't change itself. Well then, but what about two times one?

That's two, right? What about three times one? Hold on. That's three. But if one times one doesn't equal two, that means two has no value. So, okay, I think- That doesn't make any sense.

It does not make any sense. I think I see where his brain got off the highway. Where? And I think I see where his brain got off the highway. And I think I think he's confusing something like Conservation of matter, right? Like that they're like he knows about conservation of matter Well, he may not be calling it that but like I think he's confusing the fact that like one times one He thinks these are entities and thus if you have one of something and you multiply it by one of another something, he, I think he's confusing the fact that you can't just create and destroy about anything. So he's saying that if you multiply, he's taking the word literally. Basically,

he's multiplying one. Yes. Time one, right? You're multiplying it. Yes. That means it's it doesn't understand that when you put the multiply sign it now becomes a Representation of the first number. That's how math works So he doesn't understand the definition of the word multiply or Square root works either well, yeah, get to that part cuz I was trying to fall on there to it means backwards One times one equals to right because the square root of four is to that is half So it's true the square root is four is two. That doesn't make the sense.

That is half. So it's true, the square root of four is two. That's true. But I think he doesn't know what a square root is. He just divided, he thought, oh, they divided by two. So square root of two divided by two again has to be one. So what's the square root of two? Should be one.

Or told it's two. It's not that bad. He doesn't, so either of those two. So he doesn't know what multiply means or square root. He definitely doesn't know what a square root is. He doesn't know what a square root is for sure. Or he took it like two four and then tried to figure out out the pattern was going backwards and didn't go any further I guess was a private square root of eight is four right by us so I guess I guess it was taken from an interview

this is an interview he did was rolling stone and this is another quote he said I guess he said he developed a true universal math quote if Pythagoras was here to see it, he would lose his mind. Einstein to Tesla. Tesla word. He was a shadow. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, there to talk about math. Right. The only way you can make some you need to show them. It's like with children you need to show them with scarves. He understands scars because we always wears a lot of scarves. So if you show them one scarf, right, but then you show them another scarf. That's two scarves. But you have to explain that's not multiplication. That's addition. That's

addition. That's where the problem is. So if he had three scarves, the conservation of scarves, let's hold up the dates. If you have three scarves, and then you multiply that by another scarf, multiplication is just an expression of addition now. You have four, you'd have four, because you do three, and then you got the one here, right? Hey, I agree with Terence. I think he's on this. You got one more quote here from Ter you. This is the last, this is a quote. This is the last century that our children will ever have been taught that one times one is one. They won't have to grow up in ignorance. 20 years from now, they'll know that one times one equals two.

We're about to show in you truth the true universal math and the proof is in the pieces. I have created the pieces and make up the motion of the universe together. What? He's not on so fucking ideas. He's not sitting or something. I don't know. I have created the pieces and make up the motion of the universe together. What? Don't know the situations like this. I like to think because you don't just walk out and start saying this you test it Like you test it with other people that you're socially around. I want to see their faces Yeah, you've been thinking about for 20 and they know that like he's he probably like you know paid for a bunch of food or like he always buys the beers and stuff like that

He's always cool to hang out Terrence is there gonna be like a mathematics event for Terrence Howard where he tells us exactly this and reveals To the world parent okay, I haven't read the Rolling Stone interview. I've only read this this other write-up about it They say that he's been spending 17 hours a day working on this he has patents on it good And he's created his own symbols so no one can steal his ideas So there there are actually like you can prove these theorems with laws of math Matt well, he's got he done that yet. I don't know so I don't know if he's like working on something like he's Building some shit together patting it. He's he's gonna profit from this big time because he's going to literally Multiply all the money he has by one

He's gonna make and he's gonna be super rich. I don't know, man. The square root of two should be one, but it's not. He doesn't know what a square root is. No, he definitely doesn't know what a lot of things are. I'm actually gonna look up the definition of where he's. I think he's just having, I think he just thinks it means to like have something. No, yeah, have to.

Based on what he said there, yes. Do you think after he basically did this interview or whatever, Don Cheetle was in the back, and was like, I can do actual math. I'm finally thinking about the Iron Man thing. They probably like, look, first movie went well, we'll give you $2 million. That has no value.

Yeah, that is zero value. We'll give you $2 million in multiple times one. My salary is $1. So where do you think he's going to be a professor, like Oxford? I think he get it. I'll be a university of Phoenix. It's a full square root of full circle. It says in mathematics, a square root of a number

is a number of y such that y to the second power of squared equals a. In other words, a number of y whose square the result of multiplying the number by itself or y times y. This is result of multiplying the number by itself, or y times y. This is where he got this, by the way. He looked this up and was like, if you multiply y times y, it should be A. Two y?

No, no, that's not right. For example, four and negative four square roots of 16 because four squared equals negative four squared equals 16. Yeah. If you have negative numbers, you're going to blow his equals 16. Yeah damn negative numbers are gonna blow is fucking mine How can you not have a one? What are you saying we go below zero My gosh, so I'm I'm fascinated. I can't wait to hear

Coming where he's gonna talk about this there is there. Is there? I mean, she's gonna reveal it to the world. He's working on it. He's 70 hours a day. It's gonna be, it doubles his work. 11 times one. He'll be all the way up to 34 hours a day. I want to shake the hands of whoever did that interview for Rolling Stone. Yeah. It's like how do you sit there with a straight face and just let someone continue like, okay? It's like the article that writes itself. All you have to do is like, do speech to text. You don't have to do anything.

You don't have to be accused of twisting his words. The word of the word you can do sometimes is just print someone their quote in its entirety and then it's just like watch them derail themselves. Yeah, well for years he's probably been working on this and like you said he's been telling people so everybody's been nodding their head Everybody's been nodding their head at him for a long long time sure Including this reporter sure right does that does he have anybody in his life that tells him the truth?

I feel bad for Terrence Howard But did the mathematical truth? I mean like well just any truth at all. No, I know I feel you as a really big dick I mean, like, well, just any truth at all. No, I know. I feel you. I feel you. There is. There are people in the world that like, they get to a point where just, no, it's not worth it to tell them no.

Because then they will just cut you out of their life. I'm not saying turns out that way. Certainly, certainly some people who get famous enough, it's like the people that surround them, they are invested in just building that person up constantly. And then those, that's how famous people go crazy all the time. You know, it's just, they don't start off crazy. It's just they get in an environment where nobody ever tells them no

or you're fucking idiots, you know. Do you think you could have Terrence Howard on this podcast? I would love to. I'd love to hear a dissertation in Teriology. What's he got? He's done Empire now, isn't he? Yeah, he is.

Apparently, he's doing really well. Yep, they still have much fun. They still have much fun. They're viewers. It's weird for Don Chiddle to come in to take that. Yeah, absolutely. I was always wondering, you know, I just didn't really well. Yep, they still hold their viewers. It's a way for Don Chiddle to come in and take that. Yeah, absolutely. I was always wondering, you know, why does a bubble take the shape of a ball?

Why not a triangle or a square? I figured it out. Is this more Terence Howard? Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, say that again. A bubble take the shape. I'm really trying to follow his logic. I was always wondering, you know, why does a bubble take the shape of a ball?

Why not a triangle or a square? I figured it out He might just be like stoned out of his mind like The next day goes oh man the interview when I say about math When like a lot of people can really upset when celebrities talk about politics Does it upset you the Terrence Howard is talking about mathematics? No, cuz it's fucking funny. Oh my god We got we we how long we we been milking this for? This is awesome because a lot of times like politics,

there's no right or wrong answer. In this case, it's pretty easy. Yeah, this is one of a few situations where you can say, no, you're wrong and you're crazy. And no one can really judge you. And no one can be mad at you for being, for contradicting them because you are in the right, you are literally in the right.

Yes, I like that. But if he proves his theorem correct, he's going to be right. How foolish we're gonna look in five years from now. They're gonna make one of those videos where it's like a hard cut. I was talking about how bullshit Terry Yolod is. And then in five years it'll be like,

thank you for shopping with us, sir. Here are your negative three quarters. Is this change? And he'll be the king of the world. K us, sir. Here are your negative three quarters. Is this change or? Yeah, he'll be the king of the world. Kudos to the New York Daily News for their very subtle headline, which is Terrence Howard might not understand how math works.

Even they are taking a hard line on this. Well, I know maybe not. We're not sure he's on to something. Someone at the end of that interview had to go, well, Terrence, this is very eye opening. Thank you for your time And then they close the door and they just go Do you think that his friends like in order to try to maintain this like they've made and they built like a Square bubble machine in his house. Oh, yeah, like just make square bubbles or triangle bubbles. He said he's figured it out

Triangle bubbles. He said he's figured it out That's a ball a bubble takes a shape of a ball He doesn't know yeah, he doesn't know the definitions of words it turns out at all That's why he keeps saying those other words Like it was what they are. That was fucking crazy. Like, I mean, if someone had like, I guess we were seeing that with the, who's the teenage star now who's going kind of like legitimately going nuts? Well, I mean, this is a bit more serious. Britney Spears is talking about that. No, no, no, no, she goes nuts.

Like, she goes on Twitter and says, my dad, Chris. Oh, my only Cyrus? No, not my only Cyrus. Daniel Vado. Amanda Binds? Am I living in the same house? Oh, yeah, I know. That was like months ago, she went crazy. Yeah, I mean, she goes off meds and like every now and then. Yeah, that was binds. Am I? Oh, that was like months ago. She went crazy.

Yeah, I mean, she goes off meds and like every now and then. Yeah, that was a binds it. Has like genuine like obvious gross problem mental issues that are on display. You know what I mean? Whereas most of the time is like, you know, Britney Spears is shaving her head and in a Hollywood barber shop.

Flash on her beaver and stuff. Yeah, exactly. Like, just seems like odd behavior. That genuine scene, Lee C. I mean, I first can see like this person's behavior is like she's makes, you got a mental issue, right? It's like, it just seems like, uh, behavior. That genuinely sees, I mean, at first you see, like, this person's behavior is like, she's, she's got a mental issues, right? It's like, it's so rare. Like, if someone like starts to decline,

like at what point do you tell them, you know, or do you just kind of like ride it out? If you're like in this entourage for this celebrity, you just like, you just ride it out. I gotta pay off my car and just like try to stick with it. I think you just ride it out. I think that's what, I think that's what happens. I think that's why these people go crazy is because,

like you said, for years and years, all these people around them just saying, yeah, one time is one equals two. Yeah, you're all good. You pay for dinner, right? Yeah, you pay for dinner. All right, one time is one equals two. Yeah, you're not a big two agree.

Like, they're paid to be there and be like, yes, people. Absolutely, absolutely. That was a job. It was a yes man. That'd be awesome. Really? Yeah, it would be great. If I could hang out with Terrence Howard and just tell him, hey, sounds good. Let's take out those balls.

Like let's go outside, pop some balls. The blows of triangle bubbles. Yeah, the blows of triangle. Yeah, you can show me how. Yeah. See how we figure it out. Wow. One of these always amazes me is like when someone like Lindsay Lohan, like just doesn't

come out of her trailer on a movie set. It's like having, you made laser team, which is nowhere near the production level. It's like some of those Lindsey Lohan movies, some of those Disney movies. It's just like, if I felt like I was going to be two minutes late to the set, which they required to be there like an hour early anyway, I felt like I was going to like cost everybody to ton of money and everyone would just be sitting around waiting for me. I just couldn't imagine refusing to come out of my trailer. They don't care. They just they really don't care. The reason they don't care is because they know the show cannot go on

without them. Yep. And and they that was one of those things that I've sort of realized over time working in show business is that there are people that will abuse that and will say well they can't do this without me. So, fuck them. An actor actually turned me on to a thing that people do, which is like when they get so far into a production, they know it's more expensive to replace them than it is to keep them and put up with them. And so they reach a certain point of which,

well, we've got 25% of the movie shot. So, here I come. I'm about to be a complete asshole to everybody else. And it's some of the stories too we heard, heard from some of the people that worked with us on the ladies' team. They're like, we love you guys. It's such a nice set. We're like bitching at each other constantly. And everyone here is so happy and not beating, joking around. It's like, well, what do you usually deal with? And it's like, I don't know, no one to tell specific productions, but people talked about making people or hearing people talk

about it. Being screamed at for like 20 minutes, and they just had to stand there. Like, is it an adult and get screamed at for no reason. Other than the fact that this person's a lunatic, that's screaming at you. And everyone's like, it's just your day in the barrel today. And that's part of the job. Yeah, they can't do the show without them. And so they can do whatever they want.

It's crazy. It's the worst. Only because they have appeared in front of that lens. Yeah, crazy. Do you think the lens makes someone crazy? Well, it's like, you can't replace them. You know, you replace your lighting guy, 50% of the way through and it's like the lights might change a little bit, but they're not going to know is going to know is that that guy is gone.

I mean, look, look at Frank Deribont started walking dead and was like after season one, it was like punt. See you buddy. They didn't do that with anybody to cast, you know. Pretty problem. You know who they can't replace? Yeah. Territory tower. Oh wait. Terrence Howard. As a farmer. Oh wait. The I can replace. Oh okay. Don? You're in.

You want to be part of this? He's one minus one. He's one minus one. What? I love that he also call it teriology. Yeah, that's not a solution. I was going to say that was his term. He came up with that or did they come up with that?

No, he did. That's his. Can I call? Do you think you can call Terrence Howard Terry? He doesn't seem like a Terry. No, he did. That's his, he calls it. Do you think, do you think you can call Terrence Howard Terry? He doesn't seem like, he doesn't seem like a Terry. He doesn't seem like a Terry, he doesn't. So that's weird that he's calling a Terryology.

He can call himself that. You can't call him that. Oh, absolutely. That's not fair. That's not fair. Over under on Terrence Howard Twitter followers. Do you have a Twitter account? Let me, let me read this while you, while you look that up.

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She reads her own autobiography on audible. It's only like, I think it's only like six hours, too. So it's easy to get through it pretty quickly. Cool. All fine choices. Is it Ellen Musk only like, I think it's only like six hours too, so it's easy to get through it pretty quickly. Yeah. All fine choices. Is it Alan Musker, Elon? I thought it was Elon. Elon is Elon. Is it Elon?

I've never heard anybody say it that's like him basically. I'm waiting for him to say his own name. He's an interesting dude. You know, he started, he was one of the founders of PayPal, but like then it was disputed whether he was or wasn't, and he was part of like a couple of different companies where he was ousted as CEO, which kind of like shaped who he was, and like a couple different companies where he was ousted as CEO Which kind of like shaped who he was and like the way he approaches business switches You I think you would actually like it guys because one of the things he does when somebody complains about their job wants a raise

He goes I'll do your job and then like literally does their job for a month and then lets them go and it's like the people say like if Elon Starts doing your job. He will actually do your job. Oh, yeah, you're in trouble. Yeah, you're in big trouble Do you guys remember when PayPal first launched, it used to be x.com? Yeah, he was with x.com. He was like, if you want to send money securely on the internet, use x.com. Like that was their thing.

I think they still own the domain x.com. On letter x.com. The letter x.com. I don't remember that. And like, I think they operate it for like six months to a year as x.com. And then I guess I started catching on, so they switched to PayPal.

I guess to make it more friendly. You should get the biography then. It talks all about that. And it was a... I'm not going to remember the name, it's company, but something like zip-to-global was his other company just before that. And it's just, it's an approach to business and everything else is just crazy. Like, the guy's like apparently just an information sponge. Like, he didn't know anything about rocketry before he started SpaceX and the hired people had sat with them and learned rocket science like just by osmosis being nearby he really likes that letter X by the way yeah yeah that's good I know I got fucked by PayPal too did you I did I I sent money once for this the actually somebody sent me money, so I sent them a camera on eBay and

Still waiting on it all the month. No, all the money got pulled back. Yeah, they took it back They just took it back. They took is that a thing that they they can they can send me money and then take it back What they say the fuck kind of website is that so they sent it over and it was like, oh no like You didn't get the camera and I was like, but I sent the camera and I called PayPal and I was on the phone for a long time. I remember talking to them being like, I sent the camera, I have the tracking information, they're like, well, he took the money back.

And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? You took the money back. He has my camera and now he has my money. And I remember PayPal finally since I yelled at them. So they were like, here's $200. I sold it for $600. Wow, what kind of camera was it? It was just like a sweet,

you know, like one of those cameras with a tape on. Like a camera on the side. I mean like a user defi- Yeah, that's like, yeah, yeah. I'm just like, cool. I used to shoot like dumb videos with my friends, but it was one of those things that I was, this was like the first thing.

My twin sister. It was my, yeah. It was my first foray into business and PayPal fucked me. They fucked me so hard So ever since you know I had a bad experience with PayPal too I can't remember what it was but it was just like some annoying so like completely turned me off to PayPal the first time I used it now is it is another thing is like I used it as like can I put my credit card online and send money? No, I can't okay. I'm never doing that again. Basically, just stay away from it forever after that point. Well, supposedly they've gotten better now

since Ellen Musk left for whatever. But I'm not sure. I stay away from the website ever since that happened, but... Shitty. Well, they were bought by eBay. Yeah, another giving a spun off. Yeah, that's a smart move. I think so.

Yeah, I think ultimately PayPal's, I think worth a lot more than eBay is. I think it's one of those things about like grow by shrinking. Like grow what? Grow by shrinking. Where they've been off. Territology. Businessology. Like where they separate the company to make it smaller to then allow themselves to gain more growth on paper because they've lost money. Oh, okay. So it's like, oh, we don't have all that revenue anymore. We're a smaller company. Now we can, any amount of revenue increases a larger percentage.

I think this is a friend of Terence Howard. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah. One time's on. No, I've been talking to Joel too much. No, she said. When I mentioned Joel earlier, people thought I meant Joel Heyman.

I meant Joel Rubin when I thought about this stupid story. That's a story. A rule at Rupert G. that we have to hire somebody who has a name similar to somebody else who works here It's crazy. I think the moment we hired Clayton who works in our sound department We immediately started a relationship with cold and done so it's like we have Colton and Clayton And I literally have to pause every time I say one of their names because I know I'm gonna fuck it up I haven't yet, but I'm confident it's gonna happen in It's a point of the future. There's four atoms here, right? Four or five?

Yeah, I'm gonna have to. Two of them work into IT department. Yeah, two atoms we're gonna have to. Is there a fourth? Fourth atom. I don't know. Somebody slipping my mind. Today was a crazy thing at the office.

Today was the first time I've ever come to the office and literally the entire parking lot was filled. Like there wasn't a single space. I'm glad you brought this up because I parked in the fire lane because you parked in the fire lane. I did park in the fire. We had an announcement this morning at the meeting that was very explicitly don't park in the fire lane.

Well, that was I walked outside. Your car's in the fucking fire. I just said don't do it and you did it. It's like you took your dick and rubbed it all over that space. Well, I do that all the time anyway, but how? Cust, do you understand what you're saying to logic what you're saying? They told us in the meeting I parked there to go to the fucking meeting. Four hours later it was still there.

Well, I'm grandfathered in it that way. That's true. Right? I have to be. You can't make the rule after the fact and then punish people for breaking it beforehand. Well, you were in the bungalow. I know you walked by your car after the meeting. Maybe.

I didn't know. In my defense, I wasn't paying attention to that part. In my defense. Yeah. Those meetings get kind of long. One of the funny things about the Monday meeting is that Bruce is always on a laptop from LA. It's just like we're a technology company that takes video

and puts it online and we can't talk to you It's okay. Well, it's because it's constantly cutting out because you're internet sucks here. The Wi-Fi is terrible So I'm I know like I'm sitting there eating like food or like you know like spilling something on myself as the meeting Is happening with hundreds of people watching and I don't care because I know you guys can't see it and so I'm you're like all right Bruce what what's happening with the fun house? And as soon as I go, oh, there's that blah, blah, blah, like that, it cuts out. And then everyone like stares at me

and you guys all freeze and I'm just like, this really sucks. Like I wish I was standing next to Bernie as he parked in the fire lane so that I could be with the whole thing. You just record a like a video file, send it, and then we'll just play it. That's a good idea. That's like a speed. When the agent record themselves on the bus.

Then that one idiot moves his hand into his pockets or something. That'd be me. That'd be me. Yeah. You know, your movies are kind of scary. It is. Right. What? Speed people don't know. We're remembering even the specific part about the guy with his hand in the pocket. I think that is. That's probably judging by James age or what I think your age is. That's probably the movie you had on VHS that you came home and watched, or DVD and watched every day after school,

or something like that. I mean, I had HBO as a kid, so that would be the kind of thing where, like, May is speed month on HBO, you know, and they remember when they had little HBO pamphlets, their little squares, whatever was on the front of that pamphlet was gonna be on every day. So I remember our speed specifically. But well, you made a reference to what's eating Gilbert

grape earlier that made us all fall asleep. So we were walking. I'm curious to see if Guffin birdie is in there. So you go right ahead. What is it? Filmed here in the area. That's perfect. That's probably why I was talking.

We were walking through the HEB parking lot. Yeah. Right? And I said this, I said this grocery store, where this chain of grocery stores reminds me- It's a shame the whole thing though. There was like four sentences. It was like, well first of all, it was do you remember what's eating Gilbert Grape? No. Everyone said no. And I said, well anyway, he worked at like a smaller store,

like a mom and pop store. Yes. And then later on out of convenience when like like he just gets shit on that whole movie. What by the way, what he's eating is shit because he's getting shit on through that whole movie. But he out of convenience decides to go to like a Walmart or like a store that almost looks exactly like the storefront for like an HB. And I was like that reminds me of that. And I turn around and it was just

And we're walking so the fact that they fell asleep is pretty impressive So do you guys know has any idea what I'm talking? Do you guys do you remember I know exactly what he's talking about? Oh and somebody sees him in the super store and they're real disappointed They're disappointed him for being at the store. Yeah. Yeah, see yeah I in fact I Rewatched what's eating Gilbert great probably about six months ago. That's the problem. Okay, so Gus is watching old dumb movies. I have a Netflix account. It's like, if there's nothing new, if there's that Netflix original coming out, I've got to watch a dumb old movie. Like what's Eating Gilbert?

The weird thing about me, though. Do you know what I mean? No, I never have, actually. I hear it's good. Leonardo DiCaprio does an excellent turn as a mentally handicapped. That's what I've heard. It's really fucking sad, that performance. It is it is sad But it taught me kind of like when you hear someone do a Sean Connery impression

It taught me how to do an impression of someone with a mental handicap like the longest time Because he's got this is a guy he's like you not go to elementary school You know watching me two rooster's this is how we did it. This is all the performance. You go like I could have drowned it. I could have drowned it. This is two Rooster Tees shows in a row. You're doing the hand things syndrome. I've never seen a mentally handicapped person do this. He did this like touching their fingers and stuff.

He did this on the spot. Don't worry nobody will see that. That will be fine. That will be fine. Revening performance. This is a case where one times one is one. It'll all work be fine. That would be fine. Revening performance. This is a case where one time's one is one. It'll all work out fine. Did he win an Oscar?

Was he nominated for that? He was nominated for that? He was nominated for that? He was Johnny Depp and then then Julia Lewis. What happened to Julia Lewis? I mean, she was awesome. She was in a bunch of great movies. At that point, she started a band. Is that what she did? Yeah, I think she started playing music a lot.

I knew she was a gap ad with the daft punk guys. That's what I first learned about the daft punk guys. Really? Yeah, it had, that was back in 99? Yeah. 2000? Yeah. It was a while ago. Yeah, she came out and she danced with them and stuff like that.

Why are we talking about old dumb shit? We can't be kidding. We're old men. that's what we do. Yeah. Remember when stuff was still good? And before it all sucked. Before, the ideology came in and ruined it all. Before that guy in the bus moved his hand

and ruined it for everybody. Oh, an idiot. It was all good until that point. Remember, do you guys remember what Dennis Hopper referred to Sandra Bullock as? Wildcat. Wildcat. That's right. Oh my gosh

Here was speed what you had to put that movie? I did four it was pre-mature something like it was pre-maturex Yeah, it was because it was one of those movies when the matrix trailer came out and I saw Kiana Reeves was in it I was like, oh my god This would be fucking terrible and Matt dragged me to see the matrix and I was like Sitting theaters movie stars now And I was like, oh, I was like the greatest movie experience of my life because I had such low expectations going into that fucking thing.

Speed was June 94. You remember the trailer to the Matrix? Like the only line I think Kiano has and the whole thing is when he goes, whoa. Yeah, that's the best. I, at the time, you know, Matrix came out, obviously a long time ago. 99.

I was dating a girl at the time and and like she got part of some focus group, and they showed her like movie trailers to get her opinion on him. And one of the trailers they showed her was the Matrix trailer before it came out. And it was like on her home computer, she was watching it, I was standing behind her watching it. And as soon as it was done, I said, that looks like the dumbest movie I've ever seen in my life. That looks so fucking stupid.

So when the Matrix came out, I was like, I'm not gonna watch that piece of shit. It looks terrible. How long did you wait until you saw it? I think everyone loved it the first week, so I saw it by like a second or third week that it was out. You gave it right in, didn't you? I gave in immediately.

I couldn't avoid it. And so my dad took me to see it, because it was rated R, right? Wasn't it rated R? No, no it because it was rated R, right? Wasn't it rated? No, wasn't it? It might have been. I think it was rated R. So my dad took me to see the Matrix and he sat there the whole time and he watched the whole thing and then afterwards I was like, oh, what do you think? He's like, he's like, yeah, it's pretty good.

He's like, I don't know what the Matrix is though. I have no idea. I was like, well, it's like a machine, he's like, didn't get any of that. He's like, but I thought it was a lot of fun. So I appreciate. He's like a 20 minute tutorial. I know, I know. I know. Let me even say what is the Matrix?

Let me explain it to you. Yeah, yeah, it didn't, it didn't click for him, but he took me and I really appreciated that. So he enjoyed it anyway. I'm just, what kind of guys are dead? Is he like a, where are you from originally? I'm from North Carolina originally, but he's a New Yorker.

Oh, okay. Yeah. So he moved down from New York City, but he, I mean, he, I grew up watching wrestling with him and watching movies like that with him, but he would just basically watch them with me not necessarily because he was getting something out of it. He's just because he knew I was interested in that stuff.

Well, so how did you, you East Coast North Carolina or West, I, like, where in North Carolina? Where in North Carolina, yeah, in Charlotte, North Carolina. Okay, so in Charlotte center. That's where Matt's sister Jane went to school. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's a beautiful town, right? Oh, sorry, nevermind, she went to Charleston. Sorry, I'm going to apologize, yeah.

Oh, yeah, Charleston. I was going to say Charleston sound. No, nevermind she went to Charleston. Sorry. Oh, yeah. Charlottes. Oh, yeah. I was gonna say Charlottes. Sounds beautiful. But my dad moved to Asheville in the Western part of the States. Like gorgeous. We used to go there. I always think about going back this time of year because it was like one of the things we don't have in Texas and you guys don't have in Los Angeles is seasons. They just don't exist. And so we have to like travel to see fall colors and travel to see snow if we ever want to do that.

You guys get some snow in California, you can drive like an hour. We can drive like an hour and a half. Yeah. You can't drive an hour and a half. I get to snow in Texas. I didn't just, that's right. That's not happened anywhere at any time of the year. But it's too flat. What's that?

It's too flat here. Does it snow anywhere in Texas? I don't know. Snow sometimes, but it's like, it's like a eighth of an inch. It shuts the whole city down. Yeah, there are no mountains anywhere though. I mean, like, what? I mean, tail in the Rocky Zero over at El Paso, but I mean, Texas takes up half the United States and with, you know what I mean, it's such a wide state. Like when you get, if you drive from Los Angeles and you hit Texas, it's 900 miles at that point to cross Texas. Yeah, it takes,

I think is it a whole day? It's more than a whole day. Yeah, if you're driving from like LA to Austin, half your trip is in Texas. Yeah. It's awful. It's pretty awesome. So someone made us a great Photoshop. I pulled it up on. Yeah. Well, you got it.

That is amazing. So all this Photoshop needs is it needs Terrence Howard's name crossed out and then it should say Don Cheetle. Don't be too bad. It should be a Pissure and Don Cheetle. That's a beat of a mind too. So all this Photoshop needs is it needs Terrence Howard's name crossed out and then it should say don't you That's a beautiful mind Let me see who that did well sang them in proper credit. Thanks to mega KX. You see it's a beautiful mind question mark Why were we're showing stuff and on top of that we have somebody who's actually here tonight Anthony who's here.

He came out to me for the end of season 13 of Red vs. Blue. We did a marathon of all the episodes and showed it, which usually we write Red vs. Blue to be like a feature. So it's usually about 90 minutes, maybe 120 minutes. Fuckin' miles, dude. The season was 189 minutes. So that was over three hours with no intermission. It's like the two towers, right?

Yeah, it was nuts. It was a long time anyway met Anthony at the thing afterwards And he told me he's the guy who animated all those years ago our iPhone 5 argument from Podcast 11 patch do we have that to show which I was correct about After the iPhone 4 we were arguing about the future iPhone 4s. We didn't know so to be called the 4s at the time Let's roll I usually don't like reporting on non-official information, but these days it seems like everything that you've heard about things that's unofficial has turned out to be true. I don't know about that. I don't know about that.

When was the last leak that you heard that wasn't true? Some of the iPhone 5 rumors about design. Is the iPhone 5 out? No, it'll be out soon. Well, there's conflicting ones. So they can't all be right. How are they conflicting? Like different designs, different looks to the phone. One of them says it's going to be the iPhone 6. Yes, one of them says it's going to be the iPhone 6. How did you know? Did you read the article? 4.8. Don't you know me? Like, I'm an idiot. You're just

proving my theory with something they can't possibly be disproven. What? They have different designs. They're not going to release two iPhone 5s that are the same. What is they do? They look totally different. What if they have two different versions of the iPhone 5? They're going to sell like an idiot in about four months. With that, I suppose it's selling an idiot right now.

Not to play Devil's advocate, but how many versions of the iPod do we have? What's that? How many versions of the iPod do we have? That's an excellent question. I mean, we have the... One, because every revision is just revised to one uniform look. The three G, I mean, there's a different color, black and white, but that's it.

So the iPod and the iPod and the iPod and the Nano are the same thing. They're different products. Oh, because they give them different names. I'd say they're both iPhone 5 prototypes. They're not calling them iPhone 5, iPhone 5 Nano, iPhone. iPhone 5, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, that was gonna be Verizon.

I'm writing the same thing. I'm writing the same thing. You're saying that from, you don't know that. I do know that, you don't know. You there was gonna be horizon. I'm saying thing. I'm I'm afraid you're saying that you don't know that I do know that you don't know You're just saying it you're just saying it and you're saying it's not you're just saying it. What is you saying it? I'm me saying I say most of the information that has come out lately that when the actual product comes out It turns out it was true and you're saying that's not true because the iPhone 4.5 didn't do that But the iPhone 5 is a fucking out So you know know that it's gonna be wrong when it comes out because there's difference coming out.

That's speculation! You're speculating! I know it not! Am I speculating? I will say that I did read that one of the rumors is that there's gonna be an iPhone 5 and an iPhone 5 mini. So, they're... You look so scared.

No, that's incorrect. That's your gusset saying that's incorrect. You can read that. I didn't I'm sorry You're he's from the future and you're not on that. I just I haven't a lovely time with you guys I don't want to get sucked into this now anymore to talk about the stupid new Nintendo Guys is ruined it for me About the new Nintendo it's just a silent Matt holo. I forgot he was there. Yeah, I imagine nothing the entire time Smart man love himself out of it talk we were right. We love when you when you first made that so Unfortunately, we don't have the sidecar set up today

So you could say hello, but you can go waved during the credits if you'd like to we were speculating about the future iPhone 4s So I was correct. Yeah, I was gonna say so who who was right? I was correct What are you? What were you right? I don't even know you guys that there was only one type of iPhone coming out He was he was all I was but he's awesome specs. I saw speculation I said I'm a I normally don't read this But I'm gonna read it because everything that's been leaked lately turns out it's been true You know usually specifications like that like the blueprints and stuff are typically correct because they're very hard to forge right Typically they go or like something came from China like they showed a screen or something like that from a

Part that they source and just had not so true No, and you and you said it's not true in retrospect. I'm glad I'm glad to see myself in the kitchen What was not right based on something that had not yet happened? Yeah, what wasn't true? There weren't multiple iPhone 4s is released Yeah there weren't multiple iPhone 4s is released. Can I add something? Yeah. It actually was. Like, look at it coming out, stepping on a cat. Come on in, come on in. Lean in, lean in right on top of guys.

It was the iPhone 5. And they said, was there going to be 2 versions of the iPhone 5? And there was. No, but we were at the time. Look at the date, play it back. What was the date on that? There's something, generally something to let it out of here. How did it turn out?

What was it like? It's told you know what I mean was it's turning about. Look at the 5x. That is something Versions of the iPhone so this one is what was the date. Does anybody could what was that date? Remember it was like Archie podcast 111 111 It's not the beginning of the party podcast one 111 shows to It's 2011 I'm looking up the RT podcast from 111. I still don't know. I don't know. I started. I phone 4s release date, October, 2011. So they were talking about the four we're talking about the

4s in your face. You called it. I'm going to be because that's what we were talking about. He's proven. We were calling it the five. We didn't know they were going gonna call it the 4S. How does it feel to be wrong? What the heck? We've been all that time, man.

We could have had the Fibes dramatic. No, they did it. Hold that, hey. I want to know when you animate this argument, how embarrassing you're gonna make yourself look. I'm just saying sorry. Gus is wrong here. How so? Because Bernie might be right, because they do design those things at least a year ahead of time.

But we were talking specifically about their position. You know what we do? I look at the fucking leaks, comedics. Go ahead. Let's go down the rabbit hole. Let's go. I mean, like, I get what Bernie is saying is that they may have been trying to do the five in the five C long before they were doing the four S.

Gus, they know. I see that. You see what I'm saying? I can see what you're saying. So they know that four S is just going to be this tiny little upgrade and then they're moving on to the next iPhone. Guys, they know, I see that. You see what I'm saying? So they know that 4S is just gonna be this tiny little upgrade and then they're moving on to the next iPhone. I like this.

Can we, can we have you every week instead of burning? I don't think so. Take it easy. It's the fucking iPhone 5. It was the 4S. I mean, the 4S is what released that year, but those comedics may be the 5 and the 5, see? It sounds like you guys are arguing about

two different things here, maybe with problems. Welcome to the Rishi Club. Yeah. I like how, like every 200, 250 episodes, we should just revisit and argue it. So like, they just go back and see this really good idea. See who's right? We had to do that every now and then.

It worked out really well with Salila Page. We should do that again where we have such bad science on the podcast that occasionally we had to bring in, yeah, exactly. We had to bring in a science expert to like go over the last year of stuff that we talked about. And tell us why we're wrong, essentially. I had to make a really long list.

I was like, okay, everything we've gotten wrong, I went to the community, I was like, everything we've gotten wrong, science wise, in the past year, please let me know, I'm gonna write it all down. I was like I just had this really long list of shit And it was like okay, we have an hour and a half. I'm just gonna read things. I know where wrong to you tell me why they're wrong Yeah, it went really well. We're actually never wrong on dude, too. That's true. Yeah, so all the prediction you make are correct Yeah, 10 out of 10 We're upsetting tumblr by yelling.

No. We're not gonna yell anymore. You guys are getting too loud. I'm on Twitter now. If anybody wants to say hello or has anything they want to ask on the Routuea podcast, just tweet us using the hashtag hashtag RT podcast. I'm sorry Tumblr. Everyone likes the other page.

We're really gonna tell a down for Tumblr. No. No, it's not be down after you. No. Double mode, it's not worth it. Okay, yeah, it's not worth it, exactly. You guys speaking of arguing about stuff, you guys cannot leave Half Life 3 alone. Look. Yes, man, I'll leak schematics and everything.

Hold on a minute. We had a story about Half Life 3 that we wanted to talk about. And so we did. It was corroborated, Gus, it had sources. Oh, like sources. And it had sources.

So we reported it. Did it make you upset, buddy? No. Okay. Oh, just I saw you release another one today. Well, no, this was something, this was what's his name, the Nadi Dog developer Neil Druckman said,

Hey, if you give us the license, we'll make half-life three. Are we not allowed to talk about half-life three now? Is that okay? You'll talk about a lot. It's like you got some kind of beef with it. Do you have a beef with it? You're in your initials. Absolutely.

With something that doesn't exist. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Absolute. Absolutely. We said, did you see the argument we just had over something that doesn't exist? That's true. Yeah. No, yeah.

I mean, I, we can still say with, you know, 100% certainty that Half-Life 3 will not be coming out. We can still say that. All the reasons that were in that story that, from your source, who I don't know the source, you guys would not reveal that even to me. I can tell you later, if you'd like. Oh, can you? We talked about AdLength beforehand.

I can tell you later. And I was very excited for the story to come out. And I tell you, I mean, if I was very excited for the story to come out. And I totally agree. I mean, if I was Valve and the rationale that was given in that story, that would make sense to me. I could find myself getting to the point where I make similar decisions. Well, I mean, in terms of the money stuff,

that was all Lawrence. Lawrence put together all those numbers from Super Data. Super Data, right, Lawrence? He's gone. He's drunk. Oh, yeah, he put together all those numbers and it made total sense to to us and that was just Reasoning that Lawrence basically came up with with super data and the other half the story which was the source part of it. Yeah

That was the actual story so it's kind of one of those things that we got the actual story and then we had to sort of reason Your editorial version and then we use you know like people want to hear commentary on it as well Exactly, we use deductive reasoning to sort of be like yeah, that makes total sense Here's why that is you should like nobody's working on it. Yeah, super data right Lawrence? I bet Lawrence had to walk away just because we were talking about parents-hawared magic Yeah, was it the the numbers from the Half-Life 3 story who put this together for us? It was who did okay good good. I wanted to make sure Signing your source, we got sources. I like it.

The thing is, it's funny because it really blows the mind of some people in like the gaming community. Like, our biggest problem wasn't necessarily ever the information presented or our perspective on that information. It was people were angry that we weren't revealing sources. Like that was never going to happen. That's not what you do. Yeah. that we weren't revealing sources. Like that was... It's never gonna happen. That's not what you do. Yeah. It's gaming journalism is so far removed from anything that makes any sort of sense,

that that was the problem that people had with everything, which I thought was interesting. Yeah. I mean, that's not what you do. And when you're reporting stories like that, because you can ruin people's careers. And, you know, that's a big deal. Well, you certainly won't get any other sources. That too. Yeah. That too. You reveal somebody, you're gonna damage

that person's job at the very least. And then there will be no other sources that going forward from there. So sorry, guys, I don't have flex three. Sorry. Do you care at this point? I'd like to play it. I wish it was one, but I mean, it's not the end of the world. There's so many good games out there right now.

I don't have time for already what's being written. It does seem weird though They went to episode two and then just kind of like and stopped like there was no commitment on their part to keep going at all It's just like and especially the way they ended episode two which I don't know There was a boy in the Arctic No, it was uh the dude gets killed the one guy gets killed by the bug I mean like I don't remember the names anymore. Well, I don't remember either The dude gets killed. The one guy gets killed by the bug, grabs him. The dude gets killed. I mean, I don't understand. I don't remember the names anymore.

Well, I don't remember either. I played it so long ago. And I know it was a cliffhanger, but it was kind of one of those things that like it disappeared and I was like, all right, well. You're there with Alex. And I'm gonna talk about Half Life 2 episode 2 spoilers from fucking 20 years ago.

This is like 2009, right? Yeah. We talked, we gave away the twist in the matrix and what's eating Gilbert great anyway somebody gets killed at the end of it and it's it's like what and then and then out and then like oh episode three I'll be out whenever who knows remember you know you know you know you know one of my favorite stories from the matrix was we talked about Terrence Howard and like him not appearing in

the other Iron Man movies, was there was an actor in the Matrix who kind of lost his shit. But he wasn't famous enough for the really put up with it. Remember the guy who was very pivotal in the first movie called his tank and dozer? No, he gets killed, spoiler. And tank survives and actually ends up shocking somebody. Not in the movies after that. And that was because apparently he was just like out there. And like even even like when he didn't cast him in the subsequent movies,

he showed up anyway. And then also showed up to the premieres as well. Really? Yeah. And just like tried to like, you know, hey, I'm tank from the main tank. Everyone must be tank. It's me tank. He's a great character. He was one of my favorite characters in the original major. Yeah, I remember me tank. It's me tank. He's a great character

And he was one of my favorite characters in the original major. You're favorite characters He was one of my favorite. How many favorite characters did you have? I don't see there was Trinity and Morpheus Yeah, you're naming all the characters pernig. I like him. Did you ever read that story? I didn't like the Jill Pantilly only character I thought it was cypher cipher. Yeah, jevory that supposedly the character of switch was supposed to be a character that Switched from male to female all the time like that's why the characters name was switch and that's why they cast like an Androgyne just looking woman for the character not because he was supposed exactly it was supposed to be this character that just Constantly changed your appearance in the matrix. I mean, it's the wachaske's. I was the other dude That was with switch all the time the one who a pop yeah, it was a pop yeah

That was with switch all the time the one who yeah, it was a pop yeah Was that another one of your favorite characters? He's another one of my favorite characters a pop That's not like this Remember that line not like this boy that was good I can't remember a single a pop line. He there's a one point where he goes like he goes. Oh, I'm in a line. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For him it is. If you ask him, it's definitely a line.

Can you imagine being like, I was in the Matrix. I was APOC. Who? Who? It was one of Bernie's favorite characters. I had that line. I'm literally in the script. He's the guy.

I'm the character that they kill to demonstrate how they're gonna kill the other character Literally the purpose of a block How sad is that that's my whole purpose in the film I Mean the other guy was a mouse right mouse Yeah, it's cool. He deems in who designed the women I gotta go watch Matrix man. Yeah, can we just put it on? He deems in who designed the women I gotta go watch Matrix man. Yeah, can we just put it on? He's too busy in right? Yeah, is that he got himself died? That was in the revolution, right? No, no, no, no, no, not the gun machine in the house In the house he basically has those boxes and then he gets blown away Yeah, neat

Real cool. I mean I The Matrix is a good film. You guys you can he demonstrates the other way you can die in the Matrix Yeah, but getting shot a lot Did you guys watch a Jupiter ascending? I just I just watched what you think of Jupiter sending so No, this is when we were gonna go to Seattle. He watched it on the plane ride to Seattle right back back back Okay, but either way play movie. Why are we fury? Oh is it still playing in planes? I saw fearing the theaters really? He wasn't crazy about it. Fuck. I loved it. I thought it was garbage.

But, um, sorry. So, so Lawrence and I have both seen Jupiter as ending. We're really excited for it. And, and then Bruce is like, I, I downloaded him, we're watching on the plane, we're like, all right, well, let's, let's give you the prologue. Sure. And which is our theory about Jupiter as sending,

because it's not good. It's, it's actually terrible. Which is sad because I wanted to like it, but I couldn't at all. But it's basically, I have a theory about it. Have you seen it? I absolutely have. So you know it's horrible, right?

I saw it with my 13-year-old kid, and he was like, oh, yeah, he didn't like it either. Oh, no, yeah, that's too much. So my theory is that it's very much, that's what you said. What's modern day, dude? It's exactly what I'm saying. It's basically, it feels like, which house he's like, we have what you said modern day. It's it's basically it feels like which house He's like we have an idea for a movie

Yeah, it's basically our twist on twilight because we know the last couple movies we've made haven't been super profitable So we're gonna make a profitable like twilight type franchise and so they are like you just give us Half a billion dollars and we'll kick out this trilogy that's gonna be a space trilogy with a handsome lead and like a damsel in distress, but she's also a strong, we just need a half billion dollars. And some studio went, we got 80 million dollars. You can make one movie and they're like, oh boy, oh boy, cause it is watching that movie is like you just read a one movie adaptation

of a 2000 page book trilogy that doesn't exist. It's really weird. So how long ago do you see it? I saw when it was in theaters. Okay, so my favorite part of of jupers and he's asking if you've seen it how long the movie is you tell me how long it's 2 and a half hours how long do you think I only think you remember because you told me I think Lawrence you told me it's like two hours 45 I would say it's like it's like two and a half hours. It's really long. When I finished it on the flight back to Seattle, it said one hour and 58 minutes. Really?

And it was nowhere close to two and a half hours, and that was when the credits had ended. Yeah. Well, hold on. So, if you multiply the times one, no, it's nowhere close to two and a half hours. And that's the sign of a terrible. The toughest part about the movie to me is there's a lot of tough things in that movie.

The toughest thing is the actor's choice who plays the lead villain to play it as like an asmatic kid. It's like I want to take the planets. And I want to crush love is always crying yeah but then he goes and then no destroy the world he's I mean the actors really he's actually really good he was good in the yeah the the movie theory of everything it was a very specific choice and it's one that like just didn't pay off and like nobody like I only think the way he played that part was right before the call to actually go hold on

Yeah, yeah hyper ventilate I'm going to He's like literally has no no air left in his lungs. It's written of all of it. It's true I that movie could have been really awesome if there is at least one point where someone I'm sorry what? Yeah, what was that like you're whispering to yourself and this is a really big room that we're standing in so I couldn't hear what you're saying yeah that was a good movie so you're saying I shouldn't watch that you might actually you might enjoy it but say about me if you I mean like in the sense that it's dumb okay like you might enjoy it because it's dumb and like the visual effects are not so bad. It's like an article written about a future warship.

Yes. Yes. It might Jupiter sending might hold a very special place in cinema history in that it might be the only sci-fi movie that no one has ever cosplayed. I've never seen a Jupiter sending cosplay. I've seen just about everything, but not that. It's just chaining Tatum with slightly pointy ears. Slightly, slightly. And then he sniffs things, and gives them that about,

like, have the whole history. My favorite thing about Jupiter ascending, my favorite thing about Jupiter ascending, is that his character's name is Kane, right? He's Kane, and he's a dog man. Right. And then there's another character whose name is Stinger Yeah, and he's a be man. That's true. What are the other dog men and the other be men named?

Like that they took the only names that you could possibly have as a happy and a half dog man. I don't know I've been talking about juper sending for weeks. Yeah, I've really talked about Jupiter sending, it feels longer. I really tired of it. You did that fury? No. What was it you didn't like about fury? So fury, there's a, okay. What did you like? What's a good movie so recently?

Gotta give us a ray of sunshine here. So like, Ant-Man? I mean, like it's okay. It's like, so you just don't like stuff. No, that's not true. That's not true. I love Mad Max. I don't like it.

He's the one that doesn't like stuff. I typically like stuff. The reason I didn't like Furious, because it hits beat beat for beat every single thing that a war movie should hit okay That's fair and I didn't like that because I was like I thought at some point this movie with Brad Pitt and a good director and good special effects And good actors would give me something other than exactly what I expected I'd never seen a movie about a tank crew That I thought that was really cool. I you know what that was the only thing that I thought was cool is the fact that they were in a tank Yeah, like other than that. It's like oh no your this guy has just came he just come to war I thought that was really cool. You know what, that was the only thing that I thought was cool is the fact that they were in a tank. Yeah. Like other than that, it's like, oh no, this guy has just come to war and he doesn't know how to fight.

You gotta learn how to kill dudes. And then they kill dudes and, oh, one of them dies and that's too bad. Let's move on. Oh, we gotta go and hold up in this place with the people in the house. They're Germans, but they actually do love us. And we had sex there. Yep, that's right. We moved on.

Oh, and now we got a there's a big standoff. We're going to fight a hundred more Germans. There's some moment even in the German house, though, that are like not your typical war movie like the way the American soldiers are portrayed as well. Like the dark side of war and all that. I guess I was never that moment in saving private right. That's true. There was that you know you're right about that.

There was never that moment. But saving private Ryan is a hundred times better movie. moment in saving private right that's true There was that you know you're right about that there was never that moment Well saving private Ryan is a hundred times better movie. Yeah, saving private rides. Oh repeat though That's amazing. Yeah, I mean and that came out you know what 15 20 years ago 98 so yeah You know you miss your song lyrics and you hear about it later that like you completely misunderstood something but it was like really Poignant to you was You know the Tom Hanks character wouldn't give any information about himself right that was a big thing he wouldn't ever tell the guys he told them the new he was a school

teacher and that's all they knew well his last line the movie is earn this they they says to Matt Damon's characters this is earn this like at the very end of the movie and I thought he said, like that's my name Ernest. So I had this thing where I thought, oh he told in his name, right? Yeah, that's very cool. A personal piece of information, like that was a really point, you know, all that thing. And then they found out later it was completely fucking wrong. Of course, my friends realized that they were pretty brutal about it too. Ernest, Ernest P. War.

Ernest goes to war. Someone pointed out to me that like they say his name multiple times in the movie. I thought he was revealing his name at the end of it. Like his real name, it's true name. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to read this out. One of my everyone, this episode of The Rustead Podcast is brought to you by BrainTree. Code for easy online payments. If you're building a mobile app and searching for a simple payment solution,

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I mean, I'll send you some money to bring it. That was like, it's a tip. How about that? Something about, brain tree. It always, it always trips me up. It's always brain tree. I'm very sorry, but I'm glad that I did it right for once. You do?

That's really good. So were they? Did a good job. That's the quality you get. Yeah, yeah. What are you guys doing down here? Why are you in Austin? We are here, I mean, for three days, to shoot as much as we possibly came with you guys. Yeah.

So it's kind of one of those things where we've always wanted to be like doing an RT life or doing the RT podcast or like lots of stuff like that. And you kind of gave him a chance, which was really excited about that. Yeah, this was when you guys initially started, which was back in February. The plan was to get you guys down here on a regular basis, but you guys were getting settled into your new office

and then your new office after that. And then your new office. But then we hit the summer too, and it just became like the event's got in the way after that. So now I think we're in that regular schedule where we'll be doing more and more crossover stuff Absolutely with you guys. It's funny because I remember when you came out the first time and we were like talking about it Not really strategizing but just like thinking ahead you were very much like Slow-burn slow little bits and pieces maybe one person one time

But basically what it amounted to was nothing and then all of us just come out and it will of course the three days do absolutely as much as they can. I remember the one of the big things I was like I was like the big thing we have to do is like the funhouse group and the cheetah group we had to like keep you guys separate for like six months so everyone would be like I just want to see funhouse play cheetah and it's like it's like we'll just we'll just play with that and we'll extend it over my time to have big event in the summer where you guys play each other. It's like no you did like week two That's cuz smite was like hey, we want you guys to play each other and we're like Okay, we'll play them. We're pretty good. Smite. Yeah, I don't know and then they cheated. Oh, did you? No, they cheated. Yeah, they did that they did that ringer's thing with you guys

You okay with that. I'm fine. Yeah, I mean, because we were all pretty bad at it. First of all, you ran out of the room. You were pretty good at that stuff. I knew you were playing a yellow. You yelled at spool. No, that's not true. That was a different thing. Oh, okay, whatever.

Actually, an actual spool yelled at me. Oh, right. But regardless, spool yells. He yelled at me about smite. Yeah. It sounded like that. It sounded like that. That's bullshit.

He was yelling at me. He raised his voice. He raised his voice. It sounded like the villain from Jupiter ascending. Yeah, yeah, it sounded like that bullshit. That's bullshit. He raised his voice. He raised his voice. It sounded like the villain from Jupiter. Yeah, yeah. No, but we were, I mean, like, we all were, we thought we're pretty good at it's might. And then when we lost, we were all sort of been out of shape about that. Like, we're like, that's really weird. We didn't think they'd be good at it's might. And then when it was revealed, they cheated. We were like, oh, we felt like I was a sigh of relief. Yeah, I was. I didn't feel, I was okay. They're the dupes. Because we were like, hey, well, we played our best and we did pretty well against people

who are like the best players here. So, you know, who did you just play as Caleb? It was Rice and you're one of them? Caleb, Rice and you're Chris Martin. Yeah, Chris Martin, try to get a couple of them. Was Barred in there? Oh, the Barred played it. Yeah, maybe four of them.

I don't know. And then Jack played. They're all dead to us, so it doesn't really matter. That's true. I suck the barefoot. Maybe four of them. I don't know. And then Jack played. They're all dead to us. So it doesn't really matter. That's true. I stuck in that game. I know that that just never grabbed me. Hey, are you excited about the opening cinematic that was released for Legends of the Void? Yes. I'm very excited. Are you? I'm incredibly excited about that. I don't even know that was coming out. It's a starcraft to expand. Oh, yeah That's right a protest one. Yeah, right is it all pro toss? Legacy the void what I say well legends the void. Oh, sorry. I said legend. I had mobile on the brain Sorry, yeah legacy of the void. Yeah, it's the the pro-dose campaign for a starcraft

Are you really good at multiplayer starcraft? Oh? I used to be I'm not playing I haven't played a long time. You fucking just we we we talked about it forever. He talked so much shit. I talked a lot of shit. I got my ass handed to me. So I mean it was like a six minute match. It was like it was over so fucking fast. It was like he talked shit for so many months. It's like all right fine. Let's do this. And it was just like over. Just like that's it. It wasn't even like a Zerg rush or anything. It's just like, he had like 10 buildings is basically. I do.

Oh, it's just like, there's no catching up. And it was like, it's got destroyed. What was your highest rank? Oh, I never played rank. I just played my friends. Oh, yeah. You keep it local. That's smart.

Keep it local. Yeah, smart. It was a good rank. It's like, you just feel bad about yourself. Yeah. Oh, I was hoping you got higher from the first rank. No, no, no, no. You were Lord.

I'm only recently getting into ranked play and stuff. I've been doing a lot of ranked at heartstone and trying to get in like, here's what the storm stuff. But I avoid ranked a lot of times. Are you scared? I'm scared. Rocket, I never want to feel bad about myself after playing a video game.

And I feel like ranked games, you always feel bad about yourself when you're video game and I feel like ranked games you always feel bad Almost always. Yeah, almost always. You're right. Yeah, that's true. It's just like you're just sending yourself up to feel bad Miss that white play games. We should start a Rishi D sports team. What we do lose a lot? No, I mean We play oh, oh, I don't know. We don't actually be the players. We could just sponsor a team Just hire a bunch of like ringers, like yes, South Korea. We sponsor a maple smile.

It makes sense. We play a lot of smite, you know, a lot of people here play smite. Is there something unconventional, like unconventional? Unconventional. Like pronouns unconventional. Would it be?

I like to mix it up. Something like Rugby Manager 2015. Oh yeah. Like we just get in there so that we know and I'll see. Nobody's good that can be. It's like we can be the best. You pick a game that doesn't even have multiplayer. Like you wrote a simulator.

Yeah, yeah. Somebody's telling you to point out something really funny about the state of esports right now, which it is catching on and ESPN just hired a director of esports at the network. And it's getting there, right? It's like people are enchanting. This is a big deal.

And the international has a $17 million per person se is that right or 18 million dollar per se Gus Sounds about right sounds right. You guys are the news department, you know, I thought yeah more. It's was a 13 14 million Yeah, it gets really really high Lawrence Lawrence didn't say he like he said he didn't know Nobody deferred by saying something he did know like he'd like it wasn't enough to say I have no clue It's like I don't know but but he deferred by saying something he did know. He was enough to say, I have no clue. It's like, I don't know, but here's what I do know. That's what I like about lunch. Perpetual knowledge, not always the knowledge you want.

That's what I like about lunch. I like about him. Yeah. But in somebody pointed out to me, in somebody who's in esports, it's like that those events are really cool. But like 95% of the events are like in a hotel ballroom. You know, still, it's just like like if there was like the Super Bowl essentially But then everything else was still played on like high school football fused stadiums like that's a state of esports now

Right, well, that's like what else yes is like I think league that's probably the biggest one right and they have that at the Staples Center was it last year or two years ago when I two years ago and and that was a big deal right you had a bunch of kids Watching people play league. Yeah, but it's still nobody knows what this stuff is. And I mean, like, I know what league is. I know what's might is. I know what those games are. And I don't want to watch them. Well, that's the thing too.

It's like even within like the, you know, in gaming, people like specific games and the teams are like, focus on you could focus on a game and then the game is just not like a big esports title. I can't remember back when the what was back when it was not esports title. Like I remember back when the, what was back when it was not esports, it was pro gaming. What's the name of the guy who had like his own brand of keyboards and everything else?

Fatality, that's what we get to forget that. Fatality with a one, right? Instead of an L. And he was playing pain all the time or pain killer. And that was a big esports title or pro gaming title. I'm like, I've never heard of this game. It's like, does anybody play this game? And you know, he was constantly talking about like going into some tournament for painkiller

Like he was paid to play that game all the time and it wasn't cool. No, no It'll catch up at some point like I think the big one right now is and I could start a firestorm by saying it's either Dota or League of Legends, but you know, I mean it seems like those two mobs are the big thing right now But it used to be Call of Duty, you know, I mean what's what's next? I just will hopefully rocket league because I can actually watch people play rocket league all day long. Yeah rocket leagues great Yeah, it's great. I'm gonna have a ton of fun playing that Do y'all play rocket league at all? I thought we were are we doing a tournament? We're gonna try we're gonna try doing Jack wanted to be part of it and Jack had to go to an event

And so he's not here and he was like it wanted to be part of it and Jack had to go to an event and so he's not here and he was like he wanted to be part of it he was like one of the organizers for the Rocket League tournament we're gonna try to do a company-wide rocket league tournament so you guys are gonna come back some of you are gonna come back next week for the laser team premiere or fantastic and so we might try to do that then oh cool yeah that's just gonna be Adam and I Jack will be back as well yeah so I can't be on your team then. Why? I wanna be gone.

Where are you? I'm out of town. You're not going to Fantastic Best for the premiere of this team? I'm gonna be gone. I wanna be out. What are you doing? Just keep it down. I'm on vacation.

Where are you on my team anyway? I don't remember it's me on the same team. You fucking ask if I want to be on your team. Oh geez. You're just using me with Blaine the other hot guy. That's what's happening here. I never asked to be on my team because my team's gonna be me and my kids. Hey, start animating.

I'm gonna pull a female right here. I'm gonna pull a female right here. I'm gonna pull a female right here. I'm my kids. Hey start animating Here comes an email. Oh Gus is gonna prove it go ahead Gus go Actually, be a my team actually we can we can't settle this until what two years from now Episode will come back to it. Yeah See and Jack wanted you two versus two Tournament I want to do three versus three because it's not a standard version of rock I think it's all right. Yeah, there's the there's the email Like who would accidentally deleted it's all never mind or I never existed. I guess it's good Okay, wait read it out loud read it out loud

Get me is you it's not recognizing me. Okay, we are planning. This, me, is you. It's not recognizing me, okay. We are planning, this is me writing to Jack. Okay. We are, we're to Jack and who? You. You. Right, that's a very important detail. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I wrote it to Jack and then BCC to everybody else in the company. That's true, he, because he wrote, I got it too. I wrote, he wrote, we are planning a company why three versus return of it in Rocket League elite next week save the day Tuesday, September 15 Yeah, we need 18 of three players anybody interested. Oh, Gus wrote I'm in I thought you were saying There was thought he was on your team That's embarrassing. Hey, guys. I like you too. Okay. I really do The fucking hand you hit him in the knee like you too. got the I reply.

A GT your whole mind. It's just a new frame. This doesn't matter because he's not gonna be here. That's true. Everything could proceed as usual. Well, no, but Gus is he's offended now. Well, you were an honor team. He's not other people.

Other people came to me asking to be on their team. I was like, no, I can't. I'm sorry, I'm gonna be on Bernie's team. Oh, my laterally, I turned people down. Really, you turned people down? I turned people down. Oh, no He's not offended though because he's not on my team like it's a personal thing and he's like oh one of the beyond Bernie's team He's a fending because he was wrong

That's entirely correct. He's getting that chair right now Stewing because he was wrong. This is the opposite of the iPhone argument Stoing because he was wrong. This is the opposite of the iPhone argument Totally what it is. Wow, so I so hopefully we'll do the Rocket League tournament next week cool So I'll talk to you off the air about when the dates are gone are so we'll figure that out I don't like to say on the I don't say on the air. Yeah, like what days were our homes will be making That's like a bad idea. Yeah, yeah. So try to avoid that if I can. Appreciate it. Yeah. Well, that's an awkward segue. Um, so where are you from, Bruce? Oh, you know, we, uh, I'm from Los Angeles.

So I was, I was actually born in the Valley. That's rare in Los Angeles. It's true. Yeah. Both Adam, Kovac and I are actually both from Los Angeles. Um, and, uh, I lived in Los Angeles and I lived in San Barbara with high school and college there. And then I moved back to LA. So I am a still-cald kid, through and through. Never lived anywhere else? Never lived anywhere else, that is correct.

That's really interesting. I would just stat one time that most people die within 50 miles of where they were born. Most people die. I read that, and I thought that was really sad and pathetic until I realized, oh, I was born like two miles down the road from here You know you might die in like a couple years

You still got some time. You start feeling sick. Just start driving So you're saying that I'm going to be right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, get away Like you know how sometimes when animals know they're gonna die they just go into the woods It's because they don't want to die within 50 Where they were born I mean the fuck out of here. I had I had a cat that did that we had it for 13 years I just like walked away one day. Yeah, like that's it fuck of here. I had a cat that did that. We had it for 13 years and just like walked away one day. Yeah. Like that's it. Fuck you people. I had a cat once that I'm sure it's a courtesy. Yeah. Yeah. I had a cat that kind of did the opposite.

We had this cat for when I was a kid. We had this cat. We had it for a couple of years. I don't know. Three or four years, whatever. it was like an inside-out side cat one day we just gone I was like all right cats dead whatever um cats dead whatever literally like six years later it showed up at a house again I was like what the fuck I thought this cat was dead it was like all right cool cats back it died that night. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It came back. I got you dying my house. He grabbed your shirt and he's like, save me.

Eventually. Yeah, it was Mendoza. Oh my gosh. And then he had the cat. It was like, oh, cool. I always thought this cat was cool. Died that night. How did it die, do you know?

It just went asleep and then just like, did you wake up like you shot that? And it was like, man, there we go. That's cool. Thanks. Asshole. Wow. It was away from my house longer than I was at my house Yeah, what a day. So it just showed back up and you must have like that big moment of a lation I'm going our cat is back. Yep, and you wake up and I say you're starting to play with the cat dead

He's gonna play with the cat slapping around. I want to do a new toy That might be the biggest laugh. I've ever heard of a dead cat getting in Oh That might be the biggest laugh I've ever heard of a dead cat getting at her Gradually you on that great timing. Wow good lord. That's terrible. I Joe the cat disappeared for like two weeks and There was I was I didn't mention it or anything like that because I didn't want people to know that Joe the cat was missing I'm set anybody and we found him after two weeks We just fuck we found the fucker like somebody called us it was unbelievable and

Gab told me during all that time that the same thing happened to, what's the fucking name of the cat? The Ramsey's cat, Jeff's cat, egg. Gavin gives a name to everybody else's, like pets. Like he renamed everybody's pets. Like somebody hasn't done the bunch of the cat, but that cat disappeared for six months and was gone.

And then just one day, you showed up back at the house. Cats are fucked up like that. That must be a cat thing man, right? Yeah, cuz dogs never do that like we moved and so I think Joe the cat our idea was that he was trying to get back to the old house Oh, I get back to his territory wherever and he did go south so I just possible I know you went tell we actually had a GPS collar for him cuz we moved and we were like all prepared for that But the the battery and it died after three days. Oh That's all I'm is that how you knew you went to we actually had a GPS collar for him because we moved and we were like all prepared for that but the The battery and it died it for three days. Oh

Really yeah, oh yeah, Joe had some adventures. You were driving by truck stop and you saw the little collar just lying there He's on the move Hey, are you excited about home slice opening around the corner from here? It'll be, it'll be good. I like you side pies a lot. I've been happy with it. I've been getting that. Home slice.

Home slice. Home slice. Home slice. Home slice. It's so good. What kind of pizza do you guys like? Like style of pizza. Do you care?

Round with toppings on it. Like, this goes pizza like, like, I eat all pizza. Doesn't really. Deep dish for me. All the way. Sure. Sure. Chicago sure call yourself yeah don't go to home so I should hate it's like it's like it's like it's in cross traditional New York style pizza like you know streets of Manhattan but it's like we don't get that in Texas

there's always that myth about it and then I'm gonna lost angels really either didn't lose it's a myth there's a myth about like uh the water in uh New York has some kind of mineral content that makes the bread and the bagels so good arsenic it's like an rancher. What's going to happen?

I just saw another thing about that climate change now. He said an irreversible point where the sea levels are going to raise like one meter in the next 10 years and five over the course of the next 50. You know, what's going to happen to Manhattan in that case? I've got something I like to say when it comes to like all this, you know, talk of climate change and Oh boy. Where the world's going. I like this. It just needs to be good in other like 20 30. I know. I know after that. I don't give a fuck Why could you be dead? It'll it seems to be good for me than once I'm dead. Who the fuck cares? Manhattan can flood fuck it. I don't care. It just needs to be good for a couple more. But you're gonna live in C manhand flood

That'd be kind of cool. No, that'd be pretty good tragic if it happens after I die It doesn't matter. It's not gonna do it all It's not gonna flood. Yeah, it's one meter or five meters. That's not a flood That's more of like just the water comes up a little bit. You gotta walk around the water five meters That's a bad everybody wears galoshes. There's no problem. I mean the subways are would be screwed Yeah, five meters is huge. That's like that's over 15 feet so How what raise the whole city up? Yeah, we just float it. We just start floating Neil Manhattan, right? Neil

Just like Jupiter sending and then you move it all the way up There you go When we've all started and it was just like five of us, I had, I had to do stuff for these guys like all the time, like, like, tell them to pay taxes. I feel like that. I remember I had a call, I had to call and make a life insurance appointment for Jeff, because he had a daughter. And I made him say, you're going to talk to this person my life insurance tomorrow,

they're a block and a half way go there and do it. And then the other thing I did one time, specifically with Gus, not for Gus, but Gus had the funniest bit from it was. The little bit. We had a 401k meeting, whereas you guys are gonna do 401k, but then this is when we had like 12 people in the company. And then I met with the financial advisor first,

and I said, just convince him that 401k's worth at their young guys, they should put away some money, it's important. He goes, I talked to people in this case, I'll talk to technology companies and dot coms or whatever he said at the time, he goes, no big deal, I go, nah, these are artists, you know, understand. He goes, I guess I do this all every day, don't worry about it, I'm fine. I saw the guy I just meet with a guy, so I think it was first and the guy was pale and

I go, how did that go? He goes, well, I sat down with Mr. Sorola and I said, so what is your long term retirement plan? And Mr. Sorola looked at me and said, to diet 40. And then I laughed to worry about running out of money. I mean, that's true. It's perfect.

He said, and then I laughed and it goes, but Mr. Sorola, statistically, people don't diet 40. You'll probably live past 40. What is your plan that if you live past 40? And Mr. Sorola looked at me and said, shotgun. So that was Gus's response before when K-Guy plan that if you live past 40 and Mrs. Rol looked at me and said shot gun.

So that was Gus's response before when K got when he came in. I push it off a couple of years from 40 at this point. Oh, things are looking pretty. Things are looking pretty good. So how long do you think you're going to be around? Yeah, we'll see.

This is what happens though. You once a podcast gets cast when you're younger, you think you think, why would I ever want to be old? But it happens so slowly that then you don't realize it and then you're 89 years old and you're driving in a car to get 50 miles away from where you were born. Yeah you don't get old overnight. No it's like a slow thing we're like yeah. A little by little. Yeah kind of like how you aged that financial advisor

about 30 years in one brief meeting. I'll make you deal right now. Okay. This is the long play. You, me, Matt, Joel and Jeff, we each take a thousand dollars right now and put it in a savings account that we invest. The one who dies last gets it. It's like all of it. The Simpsons episode. Yeah, the hellfish. The hellfish. The hellfish. The man's a, yeah. I'm not gonna tattoo that. Do you want to do it? It's a lot of money. Sure, why not? It to do it? It's a lot of money. Sure, why not? It's a big, that's a lot of money. That's a big bet.

Sure. You think you're not living me? Oh, I live all you guys. You're an asshole, don't you? There's no way. You know what? You know what? We've already established, I got a shotgun.

Let's see. Would you take somebody out of them? Yeah. Thousand bucks? Sure. Thousand bucks of head. That's the deal. That's the deal. It's five grand to start with. You can turn that into something, right?

I'm going to do the math in this. What would you invest in? Detual file? We just let Joel do it. That'd be fine. Terriology. Just multiply it by one every year. Oh my gosh.

We'd be rich. Double. When we grow, we get the square root of our money by the end of it. We were so much. I'll talk to you about it. It seems you want to do it. You were so much. I'll talk to you about it, see if he wants to do it. You talked to Jeff, nobody'll talk to Joel.

What's it taking out his face? I don't know. Oh, my God. All right, well, it's about time to wrap up. We're gonna go. I wish Homeless Life was open. Were you guys gonna eat while you're in town?

I don't know. I think Barbara and Aaron are taking you somewhere, but we don't know where we're going. Why is that so? That's not what, why? Where is like mystery food? I don't know. I don't know. I mean,. Why is that so? What? Why? What is like mystery food?

I don't know. I mean like this is, it's their town. So you guys is town. Where should we go? Yeah, don't, listen, don't, luckily Barbara is going. Don't trust Aaron. Just don't trust Aaron.

Don't trust him. Yeah. I mean, I already don't. Yeah, it's a good call. That's a good call. You gonna get barbeque while you're in town? Maybe. Yeah, you literally don't even care.

Well, we got, I mean like, no, I don't. We're working the whole time. We're here to work with you. So real quick, one last anecdote. I, some people know, but I eat space food for two of my meals a day. What, you soil it? It's not soil.

It's basically soil. It's the same idea. Okay. It's the same idea. And, and so I decided that for this trip, we'd be busy. Maybe I wouldn't have time to go get lunch or have breakfast and we'd be staying in some place.

So I brought to like probably a pound's worth of this powder, light powder. Is it in a bag? In a ziplock bag. Wow. Vacuum sealed, right? And then just put in another bag, another larger bag, and then I just put it in my carry on.

And I like, I want to see if I can do this. And I took it out, no one asked me anything, because I have white skin. I don't care at all. I don't think that I'm blind to drug charges though. Well, I had read on the internet people like, I don't know, like way protein, stuff like that. A lot of times they'll try and confiscate it

or they'll test it or whatever. No, well, it's kind of a dark brown. Could it be a heroin? It could have been arrested then. Black-tired heroin. You know, something we had to cut from social disorder was they had the body bag and he's dragging it down the street and cop stopped him and he says, black and white police crews

are stops and says, is there a body in that bag and Aaron goes, no, and he goes, okay, you're both right. Drown away? He's drove away. We ended up having to cut that bit because we just didn't want to like make the Austin police department look bad over something that really wasn't you know up up you know a dead body situation but it was like so weird

it's a live body totally yeah it's a live body it's always fine all right well thanks for watching everyone uh... we'll see you guys next week bye everybody I'm going to do a little bit of the same thing. I'm going to do a little bit of the same thing. I'm going to do a little bit of the same thing. I'm going to do aer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples? Example.

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