Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Oral Operation - #338

Episode Date: August 25, 2015

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Hey, look there. They are we'll talk about them more a little later in the podcast Hopefully we can make this podcast. I'm not feeling oh, who do we got? I'm Gus Gavin vibrant Brandon So good. I feel very well. Do you keep the pillow behind you? I don't know the proper etiquette with the chair It's however you want it baby. Yeah, it's an upright. Yeah, it's also I think it's a specific chair It's the coloring behind you. I think that adds to it not the actual color You haven't calibrated that chair. No, I have it. I just I like the couch. It's just being in the chair I get how do you like this couch? I just being on the couch. I feel comfortable. It sucks Yeah, it looks great. It looks like you own Air is over there. It's too late. I'm giving you a solution. Well, I like I never get to see Gavin anymore. So it looks a nice to Gavin

lame I just want to me in the mean the corner I feel so much pressure. No it's like you're fucking you're a king you got your arms at your side looking over your subject So why don't you think you'll make it through this podcast guys? I've got potty problems. What are your potty? You go about it. I've got a badding. It's right now. We recorded a podcast let's play a little while ago and then afterwards like immediately I had to run to the bungalow. Do you think it was just the excitement from that podcast? No, because then again, we were sitting down for like five minutes before we went live.

I was like, I had to run again. Excitement for the podcast. Yeah, we placed bets on like, which minute of the podcast? I'm gonna try to tough it out. I'm hoping that beer will fix it. So we can not play that. Someone gave me this at RTX. I don't know who it was.

I also got one with me on it as well. Got a little king gust on it, so yet he cool. It's like, etched in, It's really cool. I also got this at RTX from I they didn't leave a name with it But it's a little orpendant Yeah, and it's like the most amazing thing ever. I want us to sell this because I would buy this we don't we don't sell any or stuff I don't think you sure someone correct me or songs What? We said she meant her pens We do we saw all your favorite character

Yeah, or is the most fun to voice because it's just like you could go pretty crazy and say the most ridiculous things and it's super cute Like my dick That one day I hope to say that Mostly the first part of a second part. You say seven or eight together. The girl saying yay, maybe. Yeah, maybe. Which is kind of a dremcy too.

So I'm like, a big penis actually shooting out of the office. Yeah. Her going straight down. I was a, or a physical. So I think that's what Lindsay says. Well, I mean, it's a robot. So it can be whatever you want it to be. Why did you look at your watch?

She's a robot. That draw attention to it. Yeah. That's one of those. Watch something with the watch. Yeah, you two were fucking making your phones beep like assholes earlier. Yeah, oh, I lost my phone by that. I mean I left it with you guys. That's a very good feature of the watch Yeah, just being your phone with yeah, but he had walked away from it for like five seconds It's going. I was going to the bathroom and my phone has my key in it So I was like hold crap. I can't get back in it better find out my key card. Oh, it's a any phone case. Yeah, it's in my phone case That's really anti-climatic Seemed like there was like a brewing story

Like Bernie's talked about how he wants to try to figure out how to like get his card his access card and apple pay you heard him talk about this. Oh yeah no cuz it fucks up your phone every time you put it up to get your the card scan which is actually in the sleeve on the case and it thinks you're doing apple pay and it gets all confused. Oh really? Yeah it's like hold your finger down I'm afraid I'm gonna accidentally do that and it's gonna somehow charge me. Every time you open the door your phone's like What I'm doing same thing with the gate to here because I have to do the same thing I Hate I hate this gate. I hate when people go to the gate who don't work here and they just sit at the gate And don't do anything and just wait for it to open while I'm sitting behind them with my key card ready to go

What do you what would you do in that position? Move out of the way I wouldn't park next to the call box if I didn't have they got a dial in. It's people aren't even dialing. They're just waiting there for the gate to open. You think they might have dialed? All right. So which gate is worse? This gate or the one at the old office?

Well, you are the only one who had to deal with the old office gate. Oh, no. I'm not the only one. Everybody did right. Audience, which is your least favorite gate? The old gate. The old gate was fine. The old gate only acted up for me every now and then.

You're the one that did deal with it most of the time. Yeah, there was one time where it was just like going fucking bonkers. And I knew how to fix it usually. Like I go in there, I rip off the like canister and like push some buttons, but it just kept going nuts and opening and closing. It was like this doesn't make sense.

I know how this thing works. Why is it doing this? And I found out it was Michael in his apartment just like hitting the open Button on his remote? I think Michael told that sir on a podcast one time where he was watching you fix the gate from his new apartment Which could see the gate of the old office? Yeah, and every time you'd fix it and it would start closing and you'd walk away He wait just worked close and then he would click it and it would open. I knew someone was doing something because it's a very simple device. He was watching him getting more and more frustrated. It was a Friday night and I might have had plans.

I like to think you know Michael's plans. He was like I was going to sit out here with a beer on my patio. Yeah. I see how long I can keep branded at the office. So we'd brand it all night. There's a lot of people who would do that. I would spend my entire Friday night doing that. What messin' with Brandon? Yeah. It's just, you're very good to mess with. You always give a good reaction. Any day I have things to do and people tell me.

Let's be honest. You know. Oh. Especially in the last month, my girlfriend has been out of town. Well. So I do nothing in Mexico. She's doing all of the visa stuff. Oh yeah.

She's my boyfriend. Yeah, I'm saying, because this, you know. You know what that's like. It sucks. Yes. She's back. I feel weird that we're actually doing a podcast on Monday night. Like, we haven't done, we haven't done a podcast on Monday night. I think like in three weeks, cause we've had a last week, we're pre taped with Felicia Day, then the week before was RTX. The week before was RTX. Wait, the week before was what? No, you didn't. Yeah. Two weeks ago was the 10 X. Wait, the week before was what? No, you didn't?

Yeah, two weeks ago was the 10th. Yeah, yeah. We played for our checks one. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Scary. It does feel kind of unnatural at this point. It's only been two weeks. Yeah, so then three weeks ago was the last time we were here. Fully today was awesome. I thought that podcast went really well. I was really happy with it.

Yeah, she fit in with you guys really well. She was a great guest. Now she tweets me pictures of plane wheels. Oh. Did you see? So someone who actually works at an airport tweeted us a video of that device in action. Yeah. Where's the device? You know how on a jet way that attaches the plane like we walk off like the cover comes and closes. There's like a wheel that like stick comes out and like touches the aircraft. That we Gavin was trying to speculate as to what that wheel does

and you were right. You were dead on first to what that wheel does. And so someone who works on the jet weight sent us that video, totally right, I mean I'm explaining. And at first the video he sent wasn't very clear that what it was doing, but then the second video he starts moving it and then the alarm started going.

But yeah, it levels the thing. That's cool. So every now and then, guys I going up. We had levels of thing. That's cool. Yeah. So every now and then, Gus, I go to you and I'm like, oh, I watched this new episode of Airplane Disasters. I mean, I talk about it a little bit. I've seen probably maybe about 60 episodes or so. And it's to the point where I feel like the next time I fly on a plane,

I kind of want to go talk to the pilot and be like, look, I've seen the shit. If something goes wrong in this flight, come to me. And I can seriously help you out. I'm pretty sure whatever you know the pilot knows. No, well, that's the problem though. It's most of those or a lot of those are pilot air. So you're like, they don't know what to do with the question to get freaked out.

He should leave the cockpit. How do you get you and you'll fix the plane? Yeah, Brandon from a year. You reported earlier, Brandon came in to talk about an episode of air disasters. He's like, oh man. He's like I saw this new one the other day This plane took off and The engine like flew off and the the pilot didn't know what was going on and they stalled and they crashed. I was like Oh, was that American one 91 He goes, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, that's an interesting one.

No, that's not me. I'm taking the scene out. I was like, oh right, right, the maintenance people instead of taking the engine off the pile on, they took the pile on. It's exactly, yeah. And then they cracked and then he realized that he was like, it was like just off the top of my head, I was like, oh yeah, I know that one. The saddest part about that is they had no idea there was something wrong with the plane

because the warning was powered by the engine they lost. And I would know that system. Do you have any like, not rituals, but things you do every time you board a plane or that you're on a plane? I would do like, for good luck. This is something I have to do every time I get on a plane. Do you touch the outside of the plane? I sleep.

I get in and just immediately try to follow. Is that for luck? I want to get off that fucking plane as fast as possible. Do you even do it like on Dallas to Austin? Yeah, I'm just like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, no, as possible. You can do it like on Dallas to Austin Yeah, I don't know No, no ritual. What do you do? I don't have anything. I just watch how many people touch the outside of the plane What it seems like 80% of people boarding a plane. I traveled with Bethany and she does that She touches the outside of the plane and then I think Jordan's weird

Yeah, it's like what what if we find out like you don't want me doing that Yeah, I see my ass who would eat through it like we'd be up at 35,000 feet and we have explosive jeacup operations like touch the plane and I think Jordan swears always looks at the like year the plane was built Hmm, and that's his good luck. It's written on the outside He's like always has to know they use planes for a really good. I don't want to do any of that stuff I don't want to touch the plane. I don't want to know when it was built I don't want to know anything about the plane I don't want to know when it was built. I don't want to know anything about the plane. I don't want to know what it was. No, I don't know anything.

So whenever I travel Jordan, he's like, uh, 2002. And I'm like, shut up. It's a new plane. They're what? What do you where? Do you know? If someone did that, but when they touched it, they look left and right and then kept walking. Like, would you be with someone rubbed Vaseline on the outside of the plane? Of course make it faster You know what it was you'd see like some goop on the outside of the plane What if someone like like the plane? What if you made the plane go fast? Maybe maybe relax we're doing that someone's who is this on Twitter?

Hold that ghost saying that a Brandon your girlfriend's out of town. You're wearing a wrist brace one plus one equals two right? Yeah People are like oh well just use your left hand. It's like a whole new thing. I'm like, I mean, I have a man's hand. It just feels like there's some dude, you know, so it feels like me. So it doesn't feel like someone else

it just feels like a different dude. It feels like a different dude. It feels like somebody else. I'm like, oh, OK, this is interesting. So what do you do? It's more like me. With a tip of my fingers. That's not the sound you want to make when you're doing that.

That's the sound I make. I did the gasoline. Suck my dick. Just go couch surfing. Couch surfing. Let's couch surfing. Do you guys know what couch surfing is? Please explain couch surfing.

What do you sleep on someone's couch? It's when you put something in between the couch cushions, like something squishy, like an apple pie or... Of a giant. That's not a thing. And then you go down stomach first and use it. And you ruin your couch by searing a whole pie all over it? In between the two cushions?

I don't know if you put something in between the cushions or not, but you use the cushions as like... That's way too much for a vagina. I've heard of people shagging like bags of Vaseline that's under that mattress like a sandwich bag of Vaseline you put it under the mattress like a zip one just bang the side of your bed. That's so weird. I've heard that yeah I mean this however people want to do it. Are you afraid that you're gonna catch like the on your mind? Do it. No like it's you know what the whole the you're you're you're either opening the re threat is that right to it. What do you call the opening?

You're being all the whole theory. If you were technically you would catch that on like a sheet like the very like it's sticking out or you told if it if you got in there and it just no trust me tonight. Give it a try. It's your e-thread like protrudes from his belly. No, it doesn't. What's the truth? But if you got any, if you throw it in the right angle, it would pull on it.

Not what would. The bag of a sheet. Yeah, or anything you were rubbing on it, or like into it. And people say the gin is weird. Like, my god. I just don't see, I'd like to see an animation

of what you actually mean there. Like, what is going into your penis, all? Because it's flesh, so it'll stretch. Ah, don't do the go to see thing with your belly. And what do you do it? No, I'm saying it's, it's you're not stretching it. As you're like rubbing against it, there's just going to be the natural friction of whatever it is. Gavin's not circumcised. You have to remember that.

So he might have a different experience. No, but you got, it's like all like like I just hate the hand motions he's doing He's describing a penis. No, with the circumcise you just like you pull it back, right? It's like a totally up exactly surprise Try it tonight. You'll see what I mean you'll come on. I'm not I'm not gonna try that tonight I can't believe that people really do that. This seems like way too much work. Do you think it's way too lazy? It's a different kind of what sleep number you chose What's the skank you sleep number?

Do you think you can go to the mattress store and explain the situation and be like well? Well, it's with the Vaseline My girlfriend's out of town. Why is that sleep number crap? Is that just like they just pump air into it? Yeah, basically. It's like makes it more firm more pressure in there Do you have one of those? Oh? Sopter higher softer or higher firm? Higher is more firm. Let's just leave number. Uh, I think mine is 45 or fifth. No, no, it's higher than that. 65. I think so. Pretty much. If you and S to sort of Get it on, do you change to like a soft. Her so do you have a shag number that's Since I have like my bed can do two different numbers. So she sleeps on a

more firm side and mine's more soft. Usually, if I was on a softer side than Esther, I would never expect that. I'm a pretty princess. I require the softest. I really want you to have a crown just like drop down from the sky onto your head right now. Ding! Pretty princess with. Rupert the gift. Explosive poop. Explosive poop. Did you say you had a poop story? Yeah, pretty pretty good art explosive pop up explosive story yeah uh... uh... i don't know how you came across this but apparently there's this museum in japan and they have a whole exhibit just teaching kids about poop

and there's an actual slide that you go down into that's made like made the shape of a toilet bowl so it's like made to make poop fun and exciting. Wasn't there a simpsons episode like that like where they go through a human body? Oh, was that simpsons? I think so. I think they were basing it on something.

It's like when Maggie's, they think Maggie's a genius. How big would a human have to be for you to fit through it? Like if it was in a, like an amusement slide, you climb in the mouth, like how tall would the, the bloke have to be? Oh, is this the museum here? Oh, see, where a piece of turd on your head? Well, it's like, oh yeah, it is like yellow. I love those hats. I want one of those hats. Oh, you too. That doesn't look like a toilet. Brandon, what are you,

but wait, Brandon has something else pulled up on your head. No, you don't show that one. I mean, can't you, this, it's blurred. It's blurred. Yeah, show it. Why not? So in this article, there's a link to a story on a different exhibit. Oh, my God. And it's about the human body. I like how the things, Alan text you, by the way. We blood the aides because the person's exhaled. Look at the puff of breath coming out of the mouth. Like, this is really comfortable. I was like the a-tiss because it's an a-tiss and they blood the kids eyes to protect his identity What's a chat inside's blurred? That's a Japanese porn thing right like all of that sort of point I know but I'm saying in general like anything

Like buts and and like anything down there has to be blurred maybe it's not blur Yeah, what the who hit a painting looks down there has to be blurred maybe it's not blur maybe that's just that what the who hit a painting looks that's also the exhibit like it's a it's a pixelated curtain that you want it to go out of the tunnel it's like a blush that's gross that's the other is she crying like what is so I saw also that I think there's like a friend where it is somewhere in Japan. There's a like a poop inspired curry place that serves you like curry in what looks like a toilet. It's really disgusting.

Don't they sell mugs also that look like toilets and when you have like hot chocolate or coffee in there and it looks like diarrhea? Gross. I've seen pictures of this before. Did you drink from that? Yeah Funny I'd also put like little marshmallows in it too Floaters will be Pieces of sweet corn. Yeah

It's so weird. I was getting weirded out like whenever I see corn. I'm like when did I eat corn? Your yeah, I'm like I don't remember eating corn. Do you turn around and inspect or do you just happen to see through the... When I go to flush. You just happen to look. Yeah, but are you looking for that? Oh, there's the curry. In the little toilet.

Ew, it actually looks like shits. Oh, god. No, not one curry. No, poop. Poop. Poop. It makes me nauseous. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't start this again. Why'd you bring that up? That's like one of the most like commentate stories ever on Reddit I think right? Or one of the most uploaded ever? Now you gotta get someone else say something, I gotta get the image out of my head. Do you guys upload?

Do you guys upload? Do you guys upload? Do you guys upload stitches? Your Gavin just had his wisdom teeth out the other day. Yeah, I wisdom teeth is hurting. What did they put you under, like fully under or anything? Yeah, they said they were gonna sedate me. I assume that's what that is, right?

Yeah. I don't remember anything of it. They basically put me on oxygen, so I was just like breathing oxygen. I could hear my heart rate, which was high, apparently I was scared. And then they gas me with the laughing gas. Like, do they just change it? Like, you have the mask as pure oxygen?

Yeah. And then like all of a sudden, like, the pink gas comes in and then you're just like, I was like, I was like, They tell you to count back for it. No, no, no, I was just talking to them on the oxygen and then without telling me they just switched on the gas. And I was like, and everything in my ears was like, and I was like, you turn it on, didn't you?

I'm like, you up. And I was just thinking of all these different things. And I think I said, man, people must talk a lot of shit to you while they're strick, gah, that's just what now. Would be funny if you get like, I was on a drip as well, so they just turn that on. Oh, yeah, that's how they administer.

They don't actually give you gas, right? They gas me to put the drip in, and then they turn on the drip. And I was just loopy. I always wanted to, cause I've been under drip and I was loopy I always wanted to like Because I've been under one and a few times I always wanted to be able to get some kind of like mobile system set up to where it could be administered You know wouldn't have to be at a bed and then start running on a track And then you start

And then see how long it takes and how if you're just like a slow fall or if it's just like It's amazing how fast acting that stuff is yeah, yeah, like you think you can fight it. Yeah, but then it's Immediately give up. Do you focus all of your energy on like I'm really gonna fight I'm gonna go for as long as I screw it Immediately it's like give up drugs. Well the the scariest thing to me, you know is we talked about this when I had my My thing years ago was, when they give you like the twilight stuff where you don't fall asleep, you just don't make any memories. Like you're still awake. Weird. I think that's what I was on. Yeah. And it's like with me, like I was just an asshole. It was like unfiltered asshole. It would know memory of it. Like you wake up, in my case, I woke up and my wife's

mad at me. I would be so afraid if I was awake during my procedure and didn't know it. Like just unfearable I would say to someone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm happy that I got put out completely. It's like that. I would rather just be asleep and look disgusting. It's like that old girl, that old video of that girl who's having her wisdom teeth removed. She's like, I want to have sex with Ryan Gosley. Did she talk about, oh, wasn't there a video of a. She's like, I want to have sex with Ryan Gosley. Did she talk about, or wasn't there a video of a girl who's like, I want a big cop? No, no, no. She was like, it was the same girl. She said, she, I want to suck white dick. I mean, to be fair. And then you can, you like, you never see the mom, but you like, see an arm reach out, like, stop that.

Like, she was talking about her doctor too. She was in the room. Yeah, my my doctor so hot what did you say anything after when you woke up there's a video that we took of me afterwards but yeah I don't think I was actually asleep I think I was just so loopy I actually don't have a single memory of any tooth coming out and I have four wisdom teeth removed were they impacted no they're all through one of them was kind of like crooked up against my other tooth, and it was just smacking

into it. So it's gone well. How do you not been to the dentist in like 10 years or something like that before? Yeah. Wow. What a way to start. So whenever, like we talk about, you know, the different types of like wisdom tooth extractions here in the US, I'm always really interested because people in the UK

or people in Europe will always reply and say, like, why do people in America get put out? Like, why do you get knocked out? In Europe or in the UK, it's just like, you just go in and they just pull it out. If you had the option, wouldn't you do that? Yeah, I've been awake, like not lose it, like completely awake for like mouth

Procedures it's it's horribly terrifying. You can't feel you can't feel it, but you can hear it and That's the thing that drives you insane But it's it's uh, it's not like a champagne cool coming out Well, no, so what they had to do is I had like a receding gum line like right here So they had to do a graph so they cut gum from the top of my like man. Oh my god They do that. Yeah, they cut like a long rectangle and then they sewed it here before they did that They had to take out the gum that was there

So they had to like scrape all the existing gum out and then like tape it or like sew it back on at this one place It's like a different color. Oh, it is a different color. Oh my god. And then I had it done a second time on this side. Have you guys ever needed to get a tooth filed down? No. That's the worst because usually you don't feel it but you could hear it and smell it because you...

Oh it burns, yeah. It's grinding down the bone so it like chips away and you smell the burning of your tooth disgusting yeah there was one time they didn't there was no countdown I just fell asleep and woke up and I was like what's going on or still having surgery like oh no you're finished and I was like what like I felt cheated why you wanted to feel it yeah I just wanted to know it was like the whole thing was over and I never got to like, you know what, I don't know. You just want to be like taken throughout that old process. I just felt a little like, not abused but I appreciate it.

What was the first time you ever got like put under? I think it was right, my first knee surgery on my right knee. How old were you? Uh, geez. How old are you in sixth grade? Twelve? Maybe. Yeah, twelve or 13, I think?

Yeah, 12? No, 12. How about you, Kevin? First edgy? No, the first time you were like put under, knocked out. Yeah, when my bowl exploded. All right, so you're older. First and only time was when I got my wisdom teeth out.

Never put under before. I got some, I don't know what the actual name for this type of gas is, but it makes you feel like you've had like a few cocktails So you're just like that's what they call laughing gas or nickname but because I don't isn't laughing gas different. I don't know It's like some like not twilight, but you just feel very like You're cool Yeah, what's up dot What about you guys? I think the first time I was put under was when I had my tonsils out when I was like 10.

But like at 10 and maybe you have the same experience when you're 12, it's like you don't appreciate it or you don't fully understand it. I just wanted to go to Toys R Us after like literally when we're in the car leaving. I want it because I was like I deserve this. I'm having surgery. No, I didn't go. You didn't get to go to Toys R Us. No literally in the car driving back from the hospital. I was like, I want to go to Toys of Us right now. Seems like the perfect opportunity to go. Yeah. Yeah. And have someone else pick out a toy for you because you can't walk.

Yeah. So I had my tozzles out when I was like 10 I think. And a few years ago I went to the doctor probably like three years ago to the doctor here in Austin. And I had a cold or something. So like the doctor was checking me out. He's doctor here in Austin and I had a cold or something. So like the doctor was checking me out and he's like, you know does that thing look in my ear then like gets the tongue to press her, looks down my throat. He's like, well, yeah, your tonsils look fine. And I was like, I had my tonsils removed when I was 10.

And he was, what? So my tonsils were removed when I was 10. And he gets the tongue to press her, like looks again, he was yeah, um, I guess there's like little nubs there or something. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I just like, you're full of shit. You're fucking liar. Because he just bumped me in. I don't know.

I was like, the heat just didn't care. Oh, whoever took your tonsils out, botched it. Yeah, I fucked up a ton. So I don't know what the right answer is. What is a tonsil for? Is that immune system stuff? It's for making you sick. Uh huh. Did you really get ice cream? Or is that tons of four? Is that immune system stuff? For making you sick? Uh huh.

Did you really get ice cream? Or is that just some, you know, I got sherbet. I love sherbet. It's fine. Yeah. But it was not worth it. Not to be confused with the UK version of sherbet, which is powder.

Is it powder? Yeah. What is the UK? I don't know. There was sherbet. Sherbet for you is like cold, right? It's like salt. don't know there was sherbet. She's up a few is like Cold rice like right. It's like salt ice cream. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a sorbet. Yeah, sherbet's just like Sour powder Weird what's that for like for making a drink or something? It's so you can do that

Like a snack do you ditch and then yeah, you like it dips up in it and you can have like a sherbet lemon So you know we have those like dip and stick thing that's like a candy Sticking like and dip in like sugar. Yes sugar a candy stick Like and dip in some like sugar sugar. Yes, yeah Yeah, dip like solid sugar into like powdered sugar stuff's good Important powdered cheveleveo tons But yeah, I'll be like it was not worth it. My throat was on fucking fire for how long? The first day was really bad the second day still really hurt. But the third day was it was better. Maybe it was amplified because you're a kid.

And maybe it was amplified because they didn't take my fucking tonsils. They just opened it up in the round and just screwed around. There you go. I should have had my tonsils out as a kid, but I did. Maybe they took it out, but like they're growing back. Maybe you're some kind of weird superhuman. Oh, is this your first attempt? Shubbit.

That's some Shubbit. Oh, weird. Shubbit sherbet sherbet? Oh, weird sherbet not sherbet It looks fucking gross. I was just also sherbet. Oh, is it? Yeah, maybe I was a sherbet. No, that's beauty Yeah, maybe that's wrong. That's it. There's a difference somewhere Yeah, I'm I'm basically I'm just pretty crabby and like low energy because I haven't even eaten very much You seem like it. You seem crabby to be it's soup and it sucks. I want to bite stuff Would you bleed out of your mouth on Friday? That's me.

I'll drive my tongue. You have the most serene look on your face. I've had swear, I've seen that look at your face before. You have like cartoon hair in that picture too. Well I was wearing a hand hat. They pulled it off. They don't want tooth dust getting in my hand. That's like Jeff in the ball pit.

It has the same look on his face. What's the thing sticking out of your mouth like, Gaws? Yeah. It looks like Tussks. I like it. I like it. I like a really happy walrus.

Yeah. I don't know if you had the same experience when Esther had her wisdom teeth out. You know, they give you the gaws and everything. And they tell you like when to change it and how to change it and everything. And when they were, you know, they explained it to me because Esther was, you know, still recovering from the effects with

the crazy gas. Yeah. And, uh, and so like, I'm like, yeah, yeah, I told, I get it. I understand it. I know how to do this. So we get home and she's like, oh, you know, I want some water. So like, okay, well, we're going to change your bandages out. Nothing prepares you for like exactly how gruesome that, the first time you do that, that process is, it's like, I was like, all right, well, let's just take those out. Oh my god. There's blood everywhere You don't want to freak out. I was I'm like all right a little bit of blood

Gonna get some guys. I'm gonna see what we can do about that Yeah, when I Took the head back a little when I had to change mine for the first time. It was probably the second time we changed them And I pulled them out and uh, they were just like caked in like dark red blood I was like this disgusting and I felt something still on there was like I guess some of it like ripped off or something so I went and like a big lump of just blood it was like just like goopy blood it was like a scam or something yeah like the blood clot or something it went into the sink and I was like oh

poking it it was disgusting did you try talking at all the first day you had it? Yeah, you bleed out you didn't like start bleeding out of your mouth. No, I yeah, I bled a lot through my mouth. Yeah, it's cool, right? Not really cool. Yeah, I know I did that I was thinking I called a friend because you just so out of it and then I was like oh man I'm like bleeding out of my mouth right now. I'm like oh, this looks awesome And then I was like oh man, I'm like bleeding out of my mouth right now. I'm like oh, this looks awesome You're still the lining is also like the creepiest lining ever. How's it? Oh, yeah Well, like I'm not gonna bleed in a cool way any other

You're not gonna get like a cool scar Is a cool thing? No, I guess not I guess's, I guess like it's a controlled way to bleed. What are you talking about? Like it's like in that situation, if I just had surgery and I'm bleeding out of my mouth, I'm like, you know what, I'm okay, this is a normal thing. If I was bleeding this much at a random situation, that would not be good for me. Call an ambulance. Yeah, call an ambulance, but it's like right now, Brandon, this is a controlled bleed. Everything is all right. What the hell is wrong with you?

You don't think it's... Have you ever applied a lot out of something? I can't imagine bleeding like that and being like, it's okay, it's a controlled bleed. It's a tactic. It's like not a... You killed a control room. It's just not a bleed you gotta worry about, but... It is a bleed you gotta worry about. You gotta worry about any bleed.

Yeah, but no, but I mean it's like understandable. Like, yeah, I'm bleeding. I just got, you know, a mouse surgery. All right. What about nose bleed? Those are scary. Oh yeah, that's scary. But that's...

But I don't know what... I don't know why I'm having a little trouble. That doesn't look cool, yeah, then. That's cool. It's like a lot of don't know what I don't know why I'm having a cool. Yeah I'm not in control You're staying in the mirror with the blood dripping down your face like you're so much cool Well, maybe yeah, but you're not you don't know why you have nose bleed that's that's scary But I'm saying if you know why and it's not a big deal You don't have to worry about it and everything's okay. You just enjoy it.

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And he still came in through the grease trap? He came in through the grease trap on the ceiling. Like, I don't know why the grease traps on the ceiling either. Crawls into the convenience store. It's a grease trap. It's like when you fry stuff, you know, all the used oil, it's like where the used oil goes. Why is it a, why they fry and stuff enough convenience?

Maybe they sell like French fries. Yeah, like we're probably like shitty hot dogs. And they went, so after he like eats a sandwich and drinks his juice, he's going to leave. He just realizes that all of the windows are barred. But he's covered in grease, so he tries to like, squeeze out through them and then he gets stuck. I looked at the sea like that moment, he's like, oh, covered in grease.

He got the top of his body, and he was like stuck at his waist. And the cop said that when he showed up, he said he saw the guy like half sticking out, and the guy said, help me, I'm stuck and I need a poop. Oh. Oh, that's a, I guess, is that it? That, I mean, they, this story was in Florida, but it probably looked,

artist, artist interpretation. It looks similar. It probably looks something like that. That is quite a ways a way to go to get a free sandwich. Like, why don't you just break into a subway or something? Or just deal with someone from a convenience store that's open. Yeah. Like his priorities. Like officer, I really got a poop. I got a poop. It's funny. There's another story about a guy who got arrested and he really had a piss.

And he was in the back of a cop car and apparently this happens a lot where guys had to just pee. and he was like super drunk. I got arrested for DWI and the cop just told him just go in your pants. That's just what they do. He's like no, no, no, I don't want to do that. I don't want to mess anything up. So he tried to be considered, I guess, and in the backseat of the cop car, piss outside the window. Just because he's a nice guy, but I guess he couldn't get enough of a powerful stream. So he ended up just pissing all over the side of the cop bar.

I'm surprised that Windows... No, unlike the outside, it's got to completely... I think we have wipers for that. On the side? I would think that Windows on the side of cop carers just wouldn't roll down, or they'd be locked constantly. I think that if they can roll down, they have bars in them. Yeah, I guess so. I thought it was just bars between the Frenzied and the Backseat.

So like, that's a cab. That is stay safe in a cab. Yeah, it's a difference. I don't understand like the disparity in like cab security. Like you get in a cab in Austin and there's pretty much like no barrier between the back seat and the front seat But like you get in a cabin some cities and it's like the driver is encased Yeah, like in a plexiglass container. You have to pay them to like a little slot There's like a little like slot you can exchange stuff through but like even the passenger seat is like blocked off

Is it just by the crime rate of the city? I guess and New York that's what all caps look like. Pretty much, right? Yeah. They all have that plexiglass. It's just insane to me. Like, how different those could be. Look it.

So, could you get through that plexiglass you think? Oh, no. In a way. Really? With what? Like, with just your body? No. Definitely not.

Yeah, you know, you get like a hammer. I don't think so. I mean, it's a think and stop bullets, right? Can it really? I imagine that's why they use it. It'd be pretty worthless if you could still hold a gun up and like, yeah, but if people think that it can stop bullets, you know, case in point. Ricochet against it into your head. Pretty sure. No, bullet. I mean, that would cost that would be really expensive, wouldn't it? Oh, I have no idea. What if we just really think Plexiglass could stop it, right? What if he has shot a lot of the sea legs stuck your hand down and it's got back to that one?

It's a lot of effort to shoot a cab driver. When I was in high school, I took a self-defense class and they teach you, if you're getting in a cab and you're alone, they teach you to sit right behind the driver because it's the hardest place for him to reach around to get you if he's trying to grab at you. Because if you're sitting next to him, obviously it's easy. If you're sitting like a cross for him, it's easy.

So I have a habit of sitting like right behind the driver. Even it's like minimal leg room. Yeah. It's usually the worst seat. They'll creep me out. Yeah. Yeah. If you're, yeah. But ladies and gentlemen about somebody like choking me. What when do you drive cabs?

No, just drive like it. Just anybody in the back seat like behind me. Just your friends in there. Yeah. Like they might choke you. Yeah, like just anybody. It's like, have you ever gotten someone like at a barber shop to actually give you a custom. With a cut. A custom shave? Yeah, or like a. I want to be like a hard razor. Yeah, no, I've never done that. Would you do it? No. Why? I get nervous about that. They'll trim me with the straight razor on the back,

like on my neck, but as far as the full shave, no, I can't do much. I think your Adam's apple is too lumpy. What a good bet. It would get all the nooks. I also get paranoid because you see, I've got this birthmark. I've got a couple of birthmarks like this

that stick out. Oh, yeah. That's a mole. Mole, whatever. So it's like, I'm always paranoid that someone's going to, do you see mole mole whatever So it's like I'm always paranoid that someone's gonna you see it I don't know you're afraid that something that someone's gonna like cut it off. They would accidentally hurt you. Yeah That probably that didn't bleed that it stopped bleeding when you cut a mole. That's what I've heard

Weird like why is it like the blood thing it looks cool the plate. See that's not a controlled bleed Totally I'm gonna control bleed you cut a mole off start bleeding. That's a problem Yeah, that's a problem when you bleed from anywhere. No, not It's just like the platelets can't Form over where a mole I think there's a lot of blood flow there like there's a lot of Vains that go or like a lot of vascular infrastructure. You never get those checked out Yeah, I have had a couple removed before. Oh really?

That's good idea. Yeah, so uh just because couple of removed before. Oh really? That's a good idea. Yeah, so just because, I mean there's nothing like bad with them, but it doesn't hurt to. Yeah, I just know that like it's good to keep them checked out because those are more likely to get cancer. Hey, hey, it's your back. Like if it's on your back. I shouldn't say that because I jinxed you with a shingle.

You absolutely did. I'm not gonna jinx you with that. Oh man, the other speaking of doctor stuff. Last week was it last week? Yeah. I went to the doctor. I've got apnea. So like when I'm asleep, I stop breathing a lot.

And it makes me snore like crazy. So, as you're finally coming to me to go to the doctor to get it checked out. So I go to the doctor and it's like a specialist who treats all this stuff. He said, okay, you know, well, you know, there's a couple of different things we can do. We have first-grift of measure, your apnea. We can do it one of two ways. Does it have to sleep in front of him? I'm going to get to that. The first way is, you know, we can do a sleep study where you go to a facility and like doctors watch you sleep and they hook you up to stuff. he's like, but that's like $3,000 a night.

Whoa! And I was like, what's the other option? It's not covered by health insurance? No, the other option. How do I get that job? So there's like, there's the other option. Well, the other option is we give you like this take home kit and you like hook all these wires up to yourself and you sleep in this get up for three nights and then you bring

the system back to us and we read all the data off of it. And I was like, oh, and how much is that? It was, oh, that's only like 200 bucks. I was like, obviously, I'm going to do that one night. It's been $3,000 a night. It was the worst sleep of my night. Because it's like, what was it? I had this thing around my chest.

It was. Yeah. I also think it also measures like your chest, like expansion, like your breathing rate. I had this like fucking face mask thing that like had little probes. I went up my nose. I had this like thing I had to clip onto my finger. And then you have to like, you have to hook it all up. Then you have to turn it on to like hit record on this machine.

And then the structures are like, go to sleep like you would normally. And it's like you're just there like covered. You're like, no, the fuck do you sleep on your side at all? Not really. Like I could kind of turn a little bit, but it's like for three nights. I was just like, oh, you must have been so cranky. Going to sleep.

Because it was like, there was one position I could sleep in. Doesn't defeat the purpose. If it's like just completely ruining your sleep. Yeah, I don't know. So now having experienced that, would you take the $3,000 option of the lovely night? The thing I started thinking is like, how much more shit do they hook you up with there to justify like the $3,000? It's probably like they probably still put some of the same stuff on you.

Right, I bet it's more. I feel like, I think they just watch. I feel like because they were hooking you up though, that would put you at peace. Like when other people are messing with you and all you have to do is lie there,'d be like oh I'm getting sleepy now. But then you would always think like someone's watching me sleep and that would probably get to you. I feel like that would be difficult for me to fall asleep if I knew people were monitoring me. Oh yeah.

So my eyes have opened or am I drooling? Say nothing was different about your sleep gap except there was a webcam in your ceiling and anyone could watch it. Would you find a hot sleep? Probably. Anyway, go watch it. Would you find it hot sweet? Probably. Anyway, you can watch it. Yeah. It could probably be a good YouTube channel.

That's what's obviously. I mean, the whole point of paying three grand, right, is so you don't have to do all that stuff. They just probably watch you and study you and make awesome videos. But I think they still have to hook up that stuff to get like empirical data. Data data.

Dirt or data that they can measure. Right? Yeah. So the whole thing, like, so all that stuff hooks up to this little machine, it's like this big and you like put it on your nightstand and it's just got like a little SD card in it. And then like when it's done, like you give it to them,

like all right, we're gonna mail the SD card off and they'll analyze it. One was that you did that test. It was not this past weekend but the one before. So you just have to do it. It's probably a day. No, I was hoping that I'd have them by now. Yeah, let you know how How long you were I am so it just measure how long you stopped breathing. Yeah, I think and it also measures like the oxygen level in your blood I think that's what the finger one was for right But yeah, so it's interesting so it's it's awful like having that is

Terrible because sometimes I'll be in a dream Totally normal dream everything's fine. They're like part way through the dream My dream self has trouble breathing Yeah, my dream self like can't breathe I like the idea of you being in this awesome dream and you're like this is going really well in a moment I'm gonna start to choke into death Like in it's awful like imagine like if the kitchen kitchen dream you think it's your real life, right? Like imagine if you're just walking around doing something and all of a sudden it's like you're breathing But like you're not getting anything. It's just like nothing's coming in and then I wake up like gasping

So you can uh, so funny. Yeah, it's fucking hilarious. You can practice Like breathing longer right like if you hold your breath breathing longer, right? Like if you hold your breath, just doing that over and over and over will increase your lung capacity, right? So like over time, you'll be able to do with mindset though. Is it, I think like the state that your brain is in, because some people go to like a meditative state, meditative, and they can breathe, they can stop breathing for like five minutes at a time. So right now if you get to that state you would just stop breathing five minutes Yeah, I think it's just like a lot of practice. It's a brain not to panic Really it's a lot of physical about just practicing. I think that might be involved as well It's not wasting a lot of time. I think you do have to practice. I mean you have to practice like

Expanding your lungs or something. I would do that when I used to go swimming and my friends and I would have contests of who could stand or water the longest Why don't you now? Because I can cheat. I could just breathe through my nose. No, I'm just saying like try to like dump your head in the bucket. When you're just like at your desk, like hold your breath. Because like if you even if you didn't swim, if you could increase your lung capacity and just hold your breath for longer and longer,

decrease your, you know, option of like drowning in the world. Is it actually literal lung capacity? Like are you expanding the lungs? To the point where they can hold more. I don't know if it's dad or like be able to deal with the pressure more but I Mean it would say it would help you out if you're in a situation where you might drown right? This makes sense to everyone else right? If you could hold your breath for longer. Yeah. Yeah, so like why don't you every day practice holding your breath? What are the odds? I'm gonna drown people drown right what are the odds? I'm going

We're also in Texas one in nine. We're not as close to one and I don't like I don't get in the water Like that's not a concern for me. I know so you don't know how to handle yourself if you're in the water Say why did you practice? I don't know how to run out of space either should I fucking Yeah, you're not gonna never accidentally I'm in outer space either should I fucking Pracier yeah, I can never accidentally end up in outer space in the water some people accidentally end up in the water That's all point is an accident. They don't mean to get in there. How I don't know maybe your car falls in Austin where There's a lady is absolutely ridiculous brand. I'm just happy lives around every year Can we look at that who accidentally get in the water? Well, I'm sure some people crash cars up bridge. I'm sure this is a tiny number. I'm kind of with Brandon on this one

I feel like the majority of people who drown don't mean to be in the water like their car You right. They don't want to be in the water at that moment It's not people who are swimming or something like I'm sure a lot of people drown who are swimming or at the lake or whatever The vast majority are people who voluntarily Find yourself in the water and if are people who voluntarily got into the water. Okay, they'll have to say, find yourself in the water. And if I find myself, I can say, in the water, I will let myself sink to the bottom and die because of what the situation is. You know, you'll think about it and you're like, man, if I just would have like expanded

my lung capacity, I would have been okay. And the last thought in your mind is going to be Brandon was right. I can swim. That is the last thought. I can swim. I think I'm an adult. I think if you crash a car, I don't float. There's something about you have to wait until you hit the bottom before you do anything. Because of the pressure. Like you can't open the door

until the car hits the bottom of the the riverbed or the ocean. Yeah, wait for the water to be like equalized between the two or more equalized. Yeah. Oh, what point and what depth do you need to exhale as you're rising? Through the water because that's the thing that would freak me out We have to exhale as you ascend. Yeah, but I mean you know not if you're like 10 feet deep Like a one point what what is the bends? It's when you are really deep under a lot of pressure and you come up too fast Nitrogen bubbles forming your brain. I'm gonna look up

I can probably like paralyze it and fuck look up to you. I think it's probably like paralyzing. It can suck you up. Yeah. I've heard about it. I just didn't know like what was actually happening. This is nitrogen. Nitrogen. Hi, you guys heard on scuba diving.

No, I don't know. I took a scuba diving lessons when I was young. And we only like went in a pool. We never went in an ocean or a lake or whatever. Do you sound like Darth Vader? Yes, we did. Everyone kept doing that joke. And we were everything alone of us. But they told us, don't hold your breath when you're on the tank and when you're underwater because your lungs could explode.

And so that fucked me up. So like while I'm doing the scuba diving, I'm just like, breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out. Because I don't think it's like an actual physical thing where they explode and you die, but Dan, Dan did it in a I think in a wreckage of a ship And he said it was really cool because when you're in inside of the ship you don't know which way is up anymore Yeah, aside from the bubbles is how you know what way you're facing so it just feels like you're flying like weird I would like to try it if I wasn't Terrified of suffocating you remember that video of the the divers going through that

That boat that it sank like They found a boat somewhere off the coast of Africa. I think they there was a boat that it sank like 10 days before something And the divers were going through it to like start salging it Yeah, and it's pitch black and while they're going through they find someone still alive down there Oh my god, I think you're thinking told me about that. Yeah, Yeah, it's like living like you've found an air pocket in the dark in the dark And was it's like in this shit at the bottom of like a lake or something? It was like can you imagine being a diver can fully content Content but imagine being that diver where you're like swimming through a shipwreck

You don't expect to find anyone like me next. Somebody grabs you. I'm crossed. And then you're watching him today. I don't know if you can shit yourself in a scuba suit. But I'm sure that guy figured it out pretty quick. Speaking of which, how are you feeling? I'm feeling okay. The beer's helping me.

I took some medicine also before I came on. Did you? Just to be safe to help me get through it. So how many people do you think die in dive drownings every year? Die of the world? No, in the US. In the US, I think 5,000 people a year, or so.

3,500 fatal unintentional drownings. Yeah, the unintentional drownings is unintentional. It's just unintentional drownings. This thing is an intentional drowning on a licensed murder. Oh, a burning of the center of the sea's and this is a control and prevention. There are unintentional drownings. Unintentional drowning is not the same as someone who didn't intend to be in the list. The center of the season. This is control and prevention. There are unintentional drowning is not

the same as someone who didn't intend to be in the water. Well, it's like voting accidents are the other part of it. It's people who were not on a boat. They are just in the water.

And you get it pretty close on my guess. Eight percent or male. I would guess way higher. In the US. Yeah.

That seems like a little drunk people. Drunk right people who live on the lake. I think it's way higher. In the US? Yeah. That seems like a low number. I mean, there's a lot of drunk people, drunk rich people, I think it's live on the lake. I think it's 10 people a day. Uh, uh, yeah, it'd be somewhere around there. There's still a lot of people. That scares me.

Just don't unintentionally drop. Unintentional drown it's a... I've heard it's quite a good way to go. Really? It's not awful. It's not awful. From people who have drowned. Yeah. and been resuscitated. I thought you're just gonna leave it I said it was a beautiful dream. There's the moment of acceptance where you just like I'm done Lungs fill with water and then you just like

There's a there's a I saw a YouTube clip of this there's a TV show in Australia I think it's called something like Bondy rescue. It's about like lifeguards on body beach in Australia I'm seeing a clip in that with them. Yeah, and there's this yeah, there's this one episode this clip you watch online where They all start freaking out because it's like A dude who's being brought dragged up to shore who's drowned like they pull him on the shore He's he's dead like he's not breathing, his heart's not beating.

He looks a little like blue. Yeah, he's like totally blue. And so like they have to rush a D-Fib out to him and they're doing CPR and like they're doing first aid and they get his heart restarted. And then he starts like coughing up water, like he starts coughing up like tons of water, like holy shit, I couldn't drink that much water

that he's coughing up. And then they cart him off to the hospital, the guy lives, like he was dead, blue, they bring him back to life. And then like a week or two later, he comes, the guy who's still alive, who they brought back to life, comes to the lifeguard house to thank everyone. And they're like, oh, do you want to see the video?

Because you know, cameras, like you want to see the video of us pulling you out of the water? He's like, yeah, he's kind of like laughing. And they show him the video and he's like, that's me, he's like, I'm dead. Like he didn't, I hadn't connected with him. Like to see yourself, like, as a lifeless blue corpse, essentially. Not many people see that, that's insane.

Yeah, he looked super freaked out. Was this the same video where the defibrillator was like a smart one, where they connected it to him and it kind of just did everything for him. Yes. It was like, it was timing stuff and like, nobody, they just hooked him up and just pressed go. And it was just like, yeah, they were like, don't touch him. Don't touch him. Like everyone stopped touching him. Yes. It was like, it was timing stuff. And like nobody, they just hooked him up and just pressed go. And it was just like, yeah, they were like, don't touch him. Don't touch him. Like everyone stopped touching him.

And he was like, like mingled up. There's video of this online. Yeah. It was on the TV show. So yeah. It's kind of gruesome. It's like, like, do you get cast? Knowing that he lives makes it bearable to watch.

Still bad. That's a really fucked up. Yeah. I think they would ever see it without. The defibrillate, it was so cool. Like it was, it would shock him and then measure him and like wait and then shock him again and nobody touched see like screw expanding your long capacity just carry one of those around I think I don't have to just like keep it like connected

several years ago I think the dude who invented those is a automatic external defibrillators yeah he got saved by one and often no way yeah. Yeah, I think there's, you know, there's it's all a lot of places. And I think he had a heart incident at the airport in Austin. And they used the machine he invented, saved him and brought him back to life. Yeah. That is the coolest thing of a gathering.

So you have a app for me. Yeah, I do. Self-55. Hey. If there was a way, because it measures your heart rate, right? Yeah. If there was a way, because it measures your heart rate, right? Yeah. If there was a way to connect that to Twitter,

to where as soon as you died, like it detected no more heart rate, you sent one last tweet. Oh, what a cool one. What a cool one. Well, mine would just be like, I regret nothing. You really regret nothing? B.

Mine would be delete my browser history. Isn't there like hospital or spans that say that? Like you know people have those, I forgot they're actually called. They're like a bracelet that has your medical information on it. And on one side there was someone who posted online that said delete my medical here. Or delete my browser history. Nobody else saw that? Was your focal.

I looked at all the story and everyone was just sitting and silent staring at me. That's your end of punch it up. Hey, punch lines. No, punch lines. Do we could jerk focal, joke over there? No, I was just asking a simple question. It was in a joke.

I think it was a good idea that with the last tweet thing. Yeah. Because as I was about to go under, I looked at my last tweet and I was like, really lame tweet. I was slightly replying to someone that wasn't very funny. So I tweeted, like I looked at my last tweet and I was like, I'm gonna blame tweet, I was just like replying to someone, it wasn't really funny. So I tweeted, this is my last tweet, I died getting my wisdom teeth taken out, super lame. But I think it'd be good to have one of those in the bag.

It's like a will almost. What was Leonard Nemour had a good one, right? You remember that? Oh yeah, it was. I really, I like to publicly say, if I die, can nobody tweet from my account account weird. Why would we? I had people do that all the time. Like it's on Facebook. Like pull-walk a tweet all the time about like pull-walk communities coming out. It's like, oh that's

weird. Wait, wait. Yeah. I'm sure it's like his agent here. Roger Ebert's account but I'm okay with it. It depends on the context. Roger Ebert. Yeah but it's a personal account like that. That's kind of really sketchy to use someone's dead person's account. Yeah. I'm sure someone got ownership of the account when he died. I'm sure it was like. Is his manager or something? And using it for promotional stuff?

Like that's just weird. Yeah. It's bizarre. Yeah, I know. Let her Nemoys was a life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, not preserved except in memory. Far. Wow. Yeah. The part of the game. Could I just steal that one to be my last tweet?

Yeah, that was perfect. Can I just retweet Lunar Nemoys my last tweet? Did he get shot in a space like after he died? Or was that just... That was a... That was Scotty for Mainz, wasn't it? Scotty, yeah. Yeah. I don't know that

That's a common thing anymore. It's expensive right sending stuff to space. Yeah Very expensive. Yeah, I'm really excited about that. You know, we've talked about that to death burning I'm really excited for that Martian movie to that's coming out later this year Based based on the the book that we've talked about ad nauseam at this point. Did I tell you I started watching a lot of people in that movie? True detective, by the way. Oh really? I watched the first episode. Is it good?

Yeah, it's a slow burn. It's slow. It's a slow beginning. But it's funny because I never read or saw anything about that show because I was trying to keep myself very far away from it. I did not know that Matthew McConaughey was in it. Yeah, he's really good. Yeah, I didn't know he was one of the main characters.

Yeah, they're both pretty awesome. Yeah, really. Yeah. It was a show that it got me, it took a couple of episodes, or a few episodes to get me into it. No, because episode one I was hooked by the end, right at the end I was like, yes, I'm all about this show. I'm pretty attractive.

Yeah, but definitely by episode three or so, three or four, that's when you're like, I wasn't seasoned to. Season two kind of disappointed. Season two was very different. Oh, I liked season two. Yeah. A lot of people did not like season two. Interesting.

I thought season two, it did have problems. Season two suffered from the fact that I think there were too many characters and too many like branching storylines that took too long to come together at the end. Like the story became so wide and fractured, it was hard to keep track of everything that was going on in all the pieces because it was so complicated. And when it came together, it was almost rushed

at the very end. Like, oh, well, this stuff's a little too convenient. Like, in order, if they were really gonna branch that far, there should have been like another five episodes to really put all the conclusion together. And I think the setting is just way more relatable. It's just a city as opposed to the first season where it's like rural Louisiana. Season two is not just necessarily a city though.

Season two takes place all over California. A lot of it's based in one city, but there's like going on in lots of places. But it's just like the setting in the first season just seemed like you couldn't name the city Greenly cool, right like indifferent. I watched the trailer to the Martian and I just realized like how into space movies I am at the moment like I love watching space movies on Blu-ray like all big projector are they ever gonna release 4k Blu-ray discs? I Think it's all I think all 4k stuff at this point is like digital delivery. It's not good enough. It's not it's too compressiony. 4K doesn't yet look good in the consumers' hand. It looks good projected at the alamo. Yeah well I mean that's DCPs. I mean that's that's like high quality. Yeah.

Yeah it's not like consumer-like stuff. I just I don't want to buy a 4K TV because I just don't want to see like compression. 4K net 4k net Flick's pretty good. Do you have it? But again, it's like a very limited. I've seen it here We have it in a yeah the comsroom. Oh really? Yeah, I'm not sure It's like a but it's a very limited selection of stuff. Yeah, and you have to pay extra for Yeah, I mean if Marco pull I watch Marco Polo. It's pretty if they put Blu-ray on if they put 4k Blu-rays, and put like an additional like 10 to $15 on their price, they got biome still.

I'm still only into like the lostness. Lostlessness. Yeah, if it's a Blu-ray. If it's a movie I really like, I'll get it on Blu-ray. Yeah. I have plenty of movies on digital, but if it's like one that I'm like really into, or like I'm really impressed with like the cinematography, I have to have it.

Why is that? I do that with interstellar. It looks way interstellar. Yeah, I was just like, half dead. When I was watching it at the iMacs I was like, definitely getting this on Blu-ray. Even if I don't think the movie is incredible, I'm definitely. I just want to watch an experience. It's just the visual quality is so so much better. Them deep blacks, man.

Yeah, it's the blacks where you really like notice it. Which is why in space, in space movies, like it's so key. Yeah, and I'm, I've had very critical eyes as well. Like it was a big part of my job back in the day. It was just like image quality. But streaming a movie like that, you get, you get, you see the compression in like squares and like gray squares. I remember when it was probably shortly after Adam

Baird started. No, no, it was maybe a year after Adam Baird started. You were authoring one of the Blu-rays over in the anix at the old building, and you called me over to see what I thought about like five different compression types you had run there. And so I walked over to Adam Beard, and I looked at them, and I ranked them one to five from best to worst, and it was the correct answer. I was able to pick the highest quality of the lowest quality, and then when I did that,

Adam Beard looks at me and goes, how the fuck can you tell it to me? And you're like, is it not super obvious to you? Yeah. He's like, I can't tell the difference. Oh, between any of those. Also, I just want to point out that Adam Baird since then has gotten glasses. So, maybe I'm not going to do it with it.

Was that like Halo 1, footage 2? Was that like from season one? No, that wasn't season one. I think we were looking at Halo 3 stuff at that time. Yeah, I mean, it's, people feel like there's not a big difference, but if you were to actually put it in front of them, you'd be like, oh yeah, that's way better.

It's just, when I was first reading about 4K, like, I don't know, it was being shot, like maybe a decade ago at this point, it was just starting to see 4K. But in every article that I saw written about it It was that the human I can't tell the difference between 4k and 2k and I was like well, so that was in my mind So and then I saw it I was like everyone's an idiot you can yeah, you can totally see there where you see four times more Four times bigger which you see a K have you seen a yeah like we saw a K at

Anybody yeah, it like blows your fucking shit is crazy. It's it's it's almost hard to look at Yeah, wait till you see okay like 4k You're like this looks pretty good and you see the AK you're like oh my like you would think like oh that's stupid It's just overboard, but it's like it just blows your fucking head off. It's awesome But these are the conversations I love cuz they're gonna sound so dumb and like 15 hits but now we have on your record of it Yeah, but I remember when we went to NAB and we saw those 8K displays, they were still obviously,

this was a couple years ago, so they were still not ready for consumer, it was still prototype stuff and quite finished. So the Sony 8K TV they had was in their booth, but they had built walls around it and darkened the area around it to make it pop even more and make it really stand out. It was all a very controlled environment to make sure that the area around it to make it like pop even more and make it like really stand out. Like it was all like a very controlled environment to make sure that the television looked as good

as it could. It's just weird what all these companies grasp on to to like get ahead of everyone else. Like it was like HD ready for a while and then it was HD and then that everyone was going A per with a refresh rate like I was 240 hertz and every cares about that. No, I want to hit it. Now it's curved. It's like nobody knows really what the consumer wants so they just like look well they figure out a new TV people have been buying new

TV's for years and it's gonna get to the point people already at the point where like I don't need one just a good curve TV so did they give up on that yet I don't know I think that was a gimmick I'm not still a gimmick I mean my goal let's see got a curve TV and so did Bernie I think right yeah I mean it's a little cool It's just I don't think that's the future. No, there's a busy no TV That I think is 1800 bucks. It's like 75 inch TV. Yeah, it's there. It's there 4K TV How can you buy less than 2 grand a 75 inch TV? I know it's massive your own movie theater

Yeah, I don't think they're ever gonna have 4k blu-rays I think if you're gonna get a 4k movie like a hard copy it's gonna be on like you'll buy a USB stick with it And then you just plug that into your your TV, but you could fit a full came movie on a blu-ray on like a a Jewel a I don't know You might not have it might not be very long like you might have to be a short movie no, yeah, it would might not be very long, like you might have to be a short movie. No, yeah, it would, uh, like basically a feature length thing for us gets up to like 28 gigs, but it's a pretty like liberal kind of 50 gigs of storage. I think it's the last 65 or 40.

Yeah. Yeah. It's 48 gigs. Um, but then again, we have a lot of other extra stuff. When nuts guys really know, you could fit it. But then again, we have a lot of other extra stuff. Winnards, guys. Really? That was I could relate. You could fit in. But I'm pretty sure it's going to be all USB.

Like, that's how you'll buy. I don't know. I remember how Titanic was on two VHS tapes. Was it really? Yeah. You remember it too. Oh, yeah. That's fat.

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Plug of lure into a computer. Yeah, I feel like they have in sufficient DRM on that I feel for some reason I feel like USB is not secure. I don't know the secure. It's just way more efficient and practical I mean assuming though the TVs No, I could just play it it could stream it off of it like the big rates are crazy like the bit rate would be fine Playing it off a USB 3 is what I think it's gonna be it's not gonna be USB. I think it's either gonna be And a bigger disc 4k disc or it will be a service where you can download the entire thing first at a really high bit rate, like a hundred gig download onto a device

and then you play it from that. I think that's what Sony does. They have a device you can buy that you hook up to your TV. I don hard drive. Yeah, I don't ever want to stream anything. No. I'm taking a step back. Netflix is cool, but you never watch in the best quality. It's convenient. If it's something you really love, then it's got to be hard. I want to download the entire thing.

I want that with YouTube, too. I want to just download a YouTube video. There's just so much more work to like reauthor all that shit. The crazy thing to me is all the movies already exist, like that you can make in a 4k. Like you essentially have to take the negative or like you know the final film of a movie and then hit scan. And then you have a 4k movie.

Like all the movies. Like I don't know why it's not easier to start watching. It depends on everything. Whether they shot on 16 mil or 35. Oh but what? Yeah. Okay. But I mean like every big movie shoots on 35 Yeah, like what movie or you think in the shoots on 16 that's not like Lockstock and two smoking barrels. All right. Well, not that one then

But it's just like on 16 well the high speed was done 16 my old boss did it. I had a 16 mill Photos on X camera. Did it? It shows me crazy you could just, people will just pay for that right now, but they don't have a system, like, it's just, it's like, it's really expensive to do that. To do the scan? Yeah, because you need a special clean room, like you can't handle the negative, like the original negative of a film,

unless you're in a super clean location with like, people wearing suits and stuff. Not like, dress suits. It's a super fancy, you're required to hide again the frame is massive what is shit loads of hard drives for that stuff too? well they did it at one point at one point right like every movie is a there's a digital file of it

do you think they didn't get it big enough? like do you think it's like oh shit we didn't get it like four we didn't get like a 4k like snap of all of these movies because they exist of all these movies because they exist right all these digital files they already did it once yeah but they did they probably do it in high-end resolution

you don't think so no they probably did it at whatever is most efficient at the time like why would they do that when ten eighty was fine it's true it's like it was the first time doing this like i mean the laser disk dvd and then blu ray but i'm sure a lot of the Blu-ray stuff they just took from yeah, but like at this point like it's like saying Well, why didn't they just scan everything in 32k? No, I'm just saying like what makes you think they did it Well, I didn't scan it at the maximum resolution for that film

Yeah, there's no maximum solution though for film. There's like a chemical process clarity that you can get Like you can't get much more than 4k on the film really I don't know if it's you know like I don't think there's any like way to quantify it like say scan 35 mil a frame at 8k and at 4k I don't think there's much there as much additional you don't think or you know there's not much I'm pretty sure that's like one of those limits where it's like it matches between 35 and 16 is like 4K and HD I can't think his word for it. He knows that shit Yeah I don't know, I remember

They had like a lot of movies in AK at NAB. They seem pretty good. I agree with you though It would be to like watch stuff with as minimal loss Also, this is completely wasted on like 99% of consumers. There it is Everyone I went to see Interstellar with didn't notice the iMac shots. And like we went out and I was like, there's a lot of iMacs in that. That's crazy.

And the people were just like, what do you mean we talked about? I was like, you know, when the frame went from like this, like a widescreen movie to like this, like floor to ceiling movie. And I was like, no, I didn't notice that at all. Seen this. So I can notice it like cuts, hard cuts between shots. I was like no I didn't know that. I've seen this. I've never seen like cuts.

Hard cuts between shots. Yeah Batman was the worst but the... Yeah Batman did that a lot. Super jarring. Yeah. But mostly cool though. Those like super big shots that really cool. Yeah.

Most people don't notice. I agree with you. Would you nice? Absolutely. Man, I got the worst text message in the world. The text message that I think everybody hates I got yesterday. You want to hang out? Was it the one I said? My mom was having computer problems. Oh no. Yeah. And she was like taking... She was like taking pictures of her computer screen with her iPhone that like texting them to me. And I was like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm iPhone that like texting him to me and I was like Yeah, you've got a virus. Oh Really? Yeah, I was like yeah your computer's been fucked up

You need you need to turn it off and unplug it right now I see one of those browser windows that has all the like the Yahoo and Smiley central. Yeah, I feel bad. It's like I could help you and fix this But the virus has disabled your internet connection like you can't even get all you can't get on line So you have to physically go there and why that was like find someone locally who can who can help you My and I was like I got a text I was like and don't let them sell you any hardware that your computer's fine She looks like four hours away be a good son., I got this like at 7 pm last night. That's really far to drive to fix someone's computer.

You could fly. No, I can't. You can't fly. The nearest airport to there is San Antonio. That sucks. That's funny. That sucks. One of my grandparents uses a magnifying glass

to retext in a browser window. And then I think it was either my mom or my dad that's like, you know, you could just go control plus, plus, plus. Or to set the size overall to a browser window. And then I think it was either my mom or my dad that's like, you know, you could just go control plus plus plus. Or just set the size overall to a large pig. They were using a magnifying glass on the screen of the computer to read. And they wanted to see like each individual pixel. Yeah. I wonder if dead pixels drive them crazy at that point.

Green light. It's better she called. Does a story what happened Apollo one time? She was just at work and she got this message, oh, you have a virus in Safari, call this number to fix it. And she didn't want to bug me. So she called and this guy picked up and was like, yeah,

you're working at Mac, you know, your computer's fog. And she's like, oh man, what do I need to do? He's like, all right, well, just give me this information. And she was telling me about this and I was like, this is really, really weird. Like, what, like, what did he do? And she's like she's like well he remote locked my computer and started taking control over it and I was just kind of watching him like change all this stuff like this connect your computer now and she's like yeah he was trying to get trying to get me to buy some like software for it but I was really busy so I couldn't I was like thank God. He probably did it for yeah, I called him back and I was just like hello He's like oh I'm this and this I was like do you work at Apple? He's like well, I mean no no no no no

Do you work at Apple is like no? I had a really bad experience with someone taking over my computer one time It's actually someone you guys might know who I dated when I was very young who I met on the Rupert's site. I do I know who you're talking about Um, is it Ben? No, I don't know many people oneth site. I do, I know who you're talking about. Is it Ben? No, what? I don't know many people on the site. I don't know you around, Ben. I don't know many.

This was like in 2004. Laird? This person was really good. Stop talking. There was something wrong with my computer. And this person who I was dating knew a lot about computers. Through the internet. Through the internet.

Yes. We didn't mean the person eventually though, but and he's like, oh, like, let me get remote access to your computer and I'll go through it and see if you have any viruses or something. And I was like, okay, but it's like two in the morning. So I'm gonna go to bed and if you want to just like, do that while I'm sleeping, he's like, yeah, of course.

I woke up the next morning and he was just like, how could you? And I was like, how can I what? He's like, yeah, of course. I woke up the next morning and he was just like, how could you? I was like, how can I what? He's like, I saw your messages. And I was like, you went through my chat logs He's like, well, they just happened to be going through like I was going through your your things to make sure you had no virus And I saw them and I was like, and you read them. He's like, yeah, I saw you talking to other guys Like you're fucking crazy. So yeah, you So yeah, you didn't actually do anything right? No. If that happens and it turns out the other person did do something, who's in the wrong?

You're in the wrong for snooping. But if you snoop and find out that you're significant in others, like cheating on you, that both awful terrible people. You know what, you're not exonerated? No. Because you didn't have trust. It's both bad, but one you would break up about the other one you probably wouldn't have. Before you're gonna do.

Getting thoughtful. Um, yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah. At least you didn't have a webcam and then watch your sleep like our earlier scenario. That would have been weird. He could have like taken stuff from your computer. He could have saved stuff. He might have. I like downloaded all your computer. He could have saved stuff.

He might have. I downloaded all your shit. I was like, you know. Who these dudes you're talking to? Just other, you were probably one of them, yeah. You home wrecker. Yeah. I'm asking these like, let's webcam.

Here, read the definition of this word. Did she used to do that? I used to find the most disgusting words I could have made her read the definition. Like felching and- So I'd just be like reading it and I'd see Gavin on the other side of Skype being like- What's felching? You'll look at the definition and read it out.

Get it done. You want to recreate it Barbara? You want to read the definition? Yeah, I'll pull it up everywhere. No, I'll let you do a Brandon. You should have to experience this once in your lifetime. So like talking about that, like about finding like snooping through a significant others chat log or whatever, like how fucking crazy is that actually Madison Vellique?

Oh my god. Are they two people have committed suicide? Fuck. And I think it's related to the leaks. It's so fucking crazy. Is it people who were on there? I assume so. I assume so.

Who's like, or people who are cheated on. I would assume one or the other. I don't know why it's directly from that day. Apparently like the website's members was about 90% dude. Yeah, I think I read that too. It's a 90.95% dude. It's the biggest sausage fest. Austin thing I think was one of the top cities for it, but then it was also one of the top cities for single people that were registered for it as well Austin I just want to find love somehow. Yeah, one way or the other It's pretty weird. I think it was also a site too like you can just give them access to your address book And they'll tell you like anyone in your address book is registered That's great

And then some other website has your address book now Yeah, so you have a scared of plugging your phone into foreign objects? Like in a rental car? Because sometimes when you plug it in, the first thing it does is goes downloading contacts. Yeah, what you do? Sometimes also like with silver car, like you rent a car, then it's like, oh, you can Bluetooth sync your phone and that way you can take phone calls on it. And then like the first time I was like, oh yeah, that's cool.

Like I can do hands-free and answer my phone. Then you sync your Bluetooth and then like you say, the first time I was like, oh yeah, that's cool. I can do hands-free and answer my phone. Then you think you're Bluetooth. And like you say, the first thing that's downloading context, then you look at it as every contact you have is on the card. I was like, oh, fuck. If you leave that as that stuck in the car, if you leave, I don't know. Like does everyone just have a way to do that?

Right, yeah, so it's like, I don't do that anymore because I'm just scared that my phone would be stuck there. There needs to be an option in the phone that says Never download can't never download anything when you connect when you divide only allow music only allow Voice what's like when you plug your phone into a new computer? It's like trust or don't trust Yeah, you have to put your passcode in for it to start downloading At least on mine. Yeah, but I some some of the stuff I want to send through the car like music or online. Yeah, but I saw some of the stuff I want to send through the car like music or phone calls. Yeah, but not others. And it's the same with with the plane like when you

charge your phone on a plane. I don't know what it's doing with my phone. There's in it over drive because I want it to charge my phone. Like hand in me the quote. I'm like, no. Do you have you ever been on a plane where you where has USB? Yeah. And if you're listening to a movie and you pause the movie, you just hear kind of like the normal sort of feedback of the plane through your ears But if you plug in your phone you can hear it go like Like it's like this data movement you can hear it when your phone's plugged in and when you unplug the phone it goes away It's weird Some is happening when a phone's plugged into the there's a lightning cable

Do I get filtering? Yeah, okay phones plugged into the there's a lightning cable. I get felching. Okay. Yeah. Different. felching. Read it like you're a fortune. The the definite like keep in mind I had to read this when I was 16. Yeah. Gavin. The act of sucking semen from any human, any human orifice. Why? The act of sucking semen from any human orifice. Example, anus vagina. It can be done with a

drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum. Like a regular straw or a crazy straw. Drinking straw you dipshit. You can have multiple types of drinking straw. This is remembered back for you. Sure does. There's something annoying you're talking about. A lot of plugging your phone in to a plane. There's something annoying. You're talking about it. I'm plugging your phone into a plane. There's something annoying I've seen on some planes where other people are on them. Yeah, I'll look at the bottom which is freshly ejaculated. I don't know if it's I prefer mine aged. It's like you can plug your phone into the entertainment center so you can like play your music or your movies on the screen But have you ever seen that? The trick is or the fucked up thing is it doesn't it's not just like a normal USB port like it's a special weird adapter That that they'll sell you on the plate. Oh

It's like 35 bucks or something. I was like I don't want to do that I don't know. I just a fucking just a fucking USB port. 34 bucks? Yeah. I don't know why. Like because a lot of the time a screen on a plane sucks. Like as people's mucky fingerprints all over it and it's gammie and crap. But your iPad screen is always lovely. So why can't you just stream movies from the plane through the air into your iPad?

Why can't you do that? I've been on some way to do that. You just have on some fly me to do that. Like you just have to connect like Southwest kind of does that where you just have to connect your laptop. Yeah. So on your head. You just have to connect your device to the in flight Wi-Fi and even if you don't buy the Wi-Fi, you can watch television or movies. That's great. That's great. So Southwest does it like fine with like flash or some no not flash because you I don't know They do it somehow, but the summer lines like I think United does it or you have to install a Custom like codec or like a custom like player that plays in your browser and plays the Wii free I don't want to do that. Yeah, it's really like lean amp

Oh, I feel like they could cut down a lot of the weight like under those seats with the entertainment things always like a big Thing that's in the way of your legs. It's like, I guess powering that thing and keeping the movies there and storing it all onto the screen or something. I think that's, is it nowhere the life jacket is? No, it's under your seat. This is under the seat in front.

Right, the earth. That's the life jacket for the person in front. No, it's like, to the side, it's like bulky and it's like vertical like this. You'll see it. I know. I know. I feel like they could get rid of all of those

if there was just one big central streaming hub to each. Yeah, if there's just Wi-Fi. Yeah, just Wi-Fi and like maybe like 10 hard drives. I'm sure everything that's on a plane is there for a reason. Yeah, but I mean it's an ash tray is on a plane. What's the point of that? Yeah, like I think that shit's like all legacy stuff. They just need to tear out. Like the fact that there's a light that says no smoking. Do you think there's just like this community expectation or standard of what's okay to watch on a plane cuz like you can watch game of thrones you're like this is no big deal and then all of a sudden it's like huge sex scene just pops up and it's like you know everybody around you can like see it

but even if someone's like in their underwear or something still feel weird watching it on a plane cuz you're just like oh you man in the movie I'm stuck in underwear on their plane no I am moving in a movie on a plane. Oh, you're just like, oh, you're on a plane. I don't feel bad. Don't look at my damn screen. Oh, I mean, it's just that screen is just for me. If you're watching it, yeah, but how are you? Are you like just plopping it on the seat in front of you? I'll do the thing where like I put my movie in a window and like I'll like drag it to the side and I like to like get back when it's done or somewhere something like I just feel awkward it's normally like sitting in the aisle and

I feel like everyone down the aisle can see yeah let's say you're watching Game of Thrones it's like there's nothing wrong with that and probably the majority of people on that flight watch it but if there's like a nudity scene you're like I swear I'm not like getting excited by this. Well I mean yeah. Would you be annoyed if someone was reading the text that you were writing? Yeah, that would be annoying. Yeah, so just That's one of those screen privacy things. I don't think that they shouldn't be looking at it Yeah, but this if someone was gonna read this the text you'd have to be like immediately next to you

I actually do something that I perceive as nice I always put subtitles on when I'm watching a movie. So that if someone happens to be seeing the screen, they could watch it. No, but then you're encouraging them. Oh, it's nice. You're complaining that they're looking at your screen, but then you're being nice to them. No, I'm not complaining. You're ultimately Canadian. I'm saying I don't so polite. That's why I don't pick movies that I wouldn't want other people to watch with like, why? The people wouldn't judge me for it.

Like, are you trying to watch the Lego movie on flights? Never. I love that. You know how much money you paid for that seat. It's your seat. Just do whatever you want that Yeah, you don't really carry just set up your like I pad with subtitles and put some shitty movie on there And there's someone up behind you I want to look away, but I can't I'm watching Jack and Jill God There was there was that other Adam Sandler movie that came out earlier this year that I'd never heard of until like I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know I want to try the fruit once and it looked terrible and I don't remember anything about it he was also in pixels that came out recently too pixels that movie good I've heard nothing but terrible things about it why you said about that because it looked funny myself I was like this is gonna be entertaining yeah it's got Peter Dinklage in a mullet and Pac-Man biting a Japanese man's arm yeah comedy! Comedy! So fucking awesome. I'm scared when I write this. I actually prefer the screens that are on the back of the seats.

Because whenever I have a laptop or an iPad, you have to look down, because usually you have it on your tray or something on your laptop. So you have to look down, but if it's on the seat, you can just sit in the chair normally and look straight. The screens are so shitty. They're usually fine. Some of them have the anti-stay stuff inside the back. Anti-stair. They're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're't know if you got the point. What if I was like, guys, this is for us. We can keep from here. I'm just a research here, because I'm just looking at it.

So normally, I would love air disasters. I watch that show all the time. And normally, Esther hates it. She's like, how can you want to this? I can't believe it. But I watched one this past weekend that Esther was riveted on. Which one? Like like she absolutely loved it It was the the FedEx 705

It's it was a FedEx flight from Memphis to San Jose where Another FedEx employee like hitched a ride to get on the plane and then he tried to kill everyone on the plane and crash it So it's like he he attacked the pilots and the engine flight engineer with a hammer Oh, I tried to kill them But then they fought him back and then while they were all fighting in the plane, the co-pilot started doing a barrel roll and like diving the plane to try to like keep the attacker off of his feet holy fuck

and then the, so even she fight the guy off and then when they land like they interview like the paramedic who was the first one on the plane, he was like the whole plane was covered in blood, it's like they were footprints on the ceiling oh that's just a blood so what's like they were footprints on the ceiling What what this guy go crazy. He wanted to make it look like a Plane crash so he his family would get life insurance Gotta watch out for those people with those Apparently like if he died in a work related accident his family will get 2.5 million. So he was willing to kill a bunch of people?

Yeah, obviously, like a disturbed individual. Wow. And I'm gonna take it. To get a gun for Christ's sake. Well, he said that the reason his rationale was, the injuries caused by the hammer like that would be almost indistinguishable from a plane crash. So no one would be able to tell what happened.

And he had tried to disable the cockpit voice recorder. So there'd be no indication of what actually went wrong that is so fucked up well there was a remember this there's a disgruntled airline worker who got fired but he still had his credentials so he got on the plane with a gun and he was like you know he shot a couple people and it was like this perfect movie villain ending to the whole plane crash. The attendant came on and talked to the pilot and said there's a problem and the pilot like opened up the main cabin and he was like what's the problem and then the guy with the gun turned to him and said I'm the the problem, and you know, shot him.

But it was like the perfect setup and like, and tagline. Like, if you're the guy, you have to be like, this is fucked up, but I totally nailed it. Got it. This is fucking it. Cause like, they, I mean, they're recording it. They flopped it, if you're like, all right, you're, damn it.

It closed the door, let's do it again. No, no. I, uh, one time I was, I, no. So I've flown a lot, right? We've talked about this a lot. Like I've been on many, many flights. One time I was flying out of Sacramento. And it was a smaller plane. It was like an Embraer. And there were not very many people in the flight.

It was a Sacramento to Austin nonstop. And I remember, I was like, for some reason, I was one of the first people on the plane, and I got in, I sat down, and I saw the flight attendants and the captain and the first officer talking. And I kind of overheard them, and I don't remember exactly what they said, but the flight attendant, the head flight attendant was like, okay, so, you know, I'll take off, you know, whatever, if there's a problem,

you know, the code word, what I'll say over the flight is, you know, I'll say this sentence. And you'll know that something's wrong. The parts I go, okay, got it. I was like, what the fuck was that? Was it? I hear the sentence. I heard this. I don't remember what it is now. You should have memorized the sentence and said it to the flight attendant as you go. What? But I was like, do they always do that?

I've never heard that in the other flight. They probably have some type of code word or code phrase that they use. I'm sure they do. Oklahoma. Yeah, we were, phrase that they use. I'm sure they do. Oklahoma. Yeah, but I'm not they're flying to Oklahoma. But just I never I'd never heard it before. It's like I try to be worried. Is there is there like a threat or some kind of prelimatical About just such a claim for a get on your fun. We had one of those at the supermarket I worked at where there was there was always a sentence that they would read out over the loudspeaker like they would name a fake Employee to go somewhere and everyone would be like oh someone's shoplifting so like all the the beefy looking people

would go to the door trying to because you can never stop anyone from stealing you could just try and deter them and some people knew this like there was a guy who always used this steel stuff used to come in like grab a bottle of whiskey and be like I'm taking it and then we would just be like all right bye you don't call the police as soon as you start to call the police, but it's like, But I mean as soon as you start walking in, you'll be like, oh, shit. I guess like he did it enough times and eventually we stopped learning. Why are you talking not to actually follow people shoplifting outside the store

because then it's you can put yourself in danger as just like an employee of a grocery store or like a tariff? Yeah, we're just told never to do just let anyone, even if anyone like attacked you on a on a check out with an object, wouldn't be a gun probably But the orientation just ends again. It's just hard to give them the most Yeah, somebody walks away and they don't pay you just let them go. Yeah, it's the same thing like at a bank where Or like a bank robber will just show a note like give me all your money. Yeah, it's different like

Someone robbing a bank is different than someone just like casually stealing No, but I mean like in the scenario he was giving, where he's like, he said if someone tries to steal from a cashier. Yeah. So it's relevant, you motherfucker. I didn't hear that. Let's see, you know, a cashier. That was happening.

I didn't hear that. You would see how fucking relevant it was. I'm so far away. I'm used to being on the couch. What if the three of us sit there? That would just be awkward. We need a small couch. This couch sucks.

This is sick of hearing shit. Talked about that couch. It's a nice couch. I think the couch This is sick of hearing shit talked about that couch. It's a nice couch. I think the couch is fine. I only do it because it's a nice one. Look how long it is. You can fit four people on this thing. Yeah, three easily.

So why don't I, you know, come on. The pillows are sitting here. Yeah, the pillows have to replace Brenda. I can't believe I've built with this. Do you think if you hear about it enough, you'll eventually just get a new couch? No, that makes me want to keep this couch more. Gavin, have you ever told you how much I love this couch?

I'm gonna talk to you about this couch all the time. Um, so I feel compelled to talk about how someone's making a lot of noise over there. I feel compelled to talk about the fact that we're gonna be at PAX Prime this weekend. Uh, we're gonna be there the entire show from Friday to Monday. I won't be there Monday, but Bob will be there Monday. I'm gonna be the only person at the booth on Monday. What? Because everyone else flies out on Sunday.

One Monday morning. Because Pax goes to Monday. I don't know why everyone else is leaving early. I'm leaving early because I'm going early. I'm going early. Yeah, it's Pax goes Friday Saturday, Sunday, Monday this year. So what, you're going Thursday? I'm going, I'm going earlier.

He's going for something else. Yeah, I got something else I got to do for this. You're doing business, you're doing business, you're going Thursday? I'm going to even earlier. He's going for something else. Yeah, I got something else I got to do for this. You're doing business. You're doing business. No, I need to shuttle. So come meet Barbara at our booth on Monday. I'll be there standing in way there. We've been waiting like the couple.

All of us before then. And we're also going to, fun house going to be doing Dutsu Live on Saturday at a place they're really close to the convention center. It's walking distance and tickets are still on sales. You can pick some up. They had a thing at the EG Space. They did? They just had it. How was it?

They were there as we could. Those guys are really funny. What do they do on stage? They just do a podcast. They have a, they had gameplay going. They're playing Fallout Shelter, I believe. And they just do like a podcast. They talk about games and other topics and stuff.

It's just like the Dutsu podcast, but. Yeah, exactly. Live. Yeah. It's as funny as Dicks. Look at those are really funny. It makes me mad. James is funny as hell. They're all funny.

They're all way funnier than us. Like I watched your con, and I'm just like, man, that'd be nice to be funny. Yeah, like when they first joined Ristratheath, and they put their first videos out, and I was watching, I was like, those guys are way funnier than us. I was like, the first video they put out,

I was like, that's fucking hilarious. The jigg is out. The funny, I was like,'s fucking hilarious the jigg is funny I was like everyone's gonna know we're phony's now yep he already know that though yeah so go check that out then in non-event related news we have a new podcast we're watching tomorrow sports ball so actually it's like Tuesday so if you're watching the livestream it's tomorrow if you're not it might be out already but it's gonna be Tuesday on the website you can check it out to be a sports related stuff. I've five o'clock PM Correct. Yeah featuring Joel Heyman Jack Patillo and Tyler Coe Bum bum bum who's standing right behind the camera right now. We had a meeting About it a couple weeks ago. We went out for drinks and like food. Joel's crazy. You were in that mean?

Yeah, what did you come to that? a couple weeks ago we went out for drinks and like food. Joel's crazy. You were in that mean? Yeah. What did you constantly say to that mean? It was, I think it was my, I said we should meet. And then Tyler was like, yeah. What did you put forward in that mean? I saw some of your input to that mean. Well now I'm on the spot. You're on the spot.

I'm spotted. I had a lot of input. Oh, you did? Yeah. You're not saying it. I've been involved in the sports stuff for a while. I love when Brandon sports goes on. I've seen you add stuff to other meetings. I'm trying to picture what you would add to that meeting. Sports. Keep going. I think the sports ball logo is my favorite logo.

It looks really good. I haven't seen it. Do we have it? Can we show it? Are we allowed to show it? I don't know. Are they probably going to have it? They have a cute up.

Oh Patrick has it. VAMP! VAMP! VAMP! I think we could show it. Do you not like me chiming in in the Monday morning meetings? I think you're fine. I think you have a lot of important things to say, Brandon. Yeah, you got a lot on.

You got a lot of hands and a lot of pots. You got a lot on. A lot of hands and a lot of pots. Yeah, that's good. I just, you know, I just try and picture you doing stuff. I'm trying to picture you contributing any of your things. It's such a weird dig at Brandon. Yeah, it's not a dig.

I'm just trying to picture you contributing any The most important thing we're talking about is just like having fun because basically the whole show is A whenever we want to talk sports on the podcast and then Bernie and Gus would yell at us to stop talking about No, no, no, no, you're not remembering that correctly We would yell at Jack because you would get Obsessively detailed about it to the level that nobody cares. Jack getting obsessively detailed. So congrats on having him on your first episode. Tyler, I'm really sorry. So yeah, it's just kind of like doing the stuff that we would normally talk about on like outside of the office or in the

office and talk about it on the show. It is. That looks real. That looks like a real thing. Do you know what I like it so much? Why? Look at the balls. Because penis. I gotta say that is way too close to the arsenal emblem though Crystal palace number four The right king's really nice. That is a nice logo. Nice to simul to us know you done good Sports ball. It's gonna be a decent show. It's gonna exist Brandon's gonna contribute. All right, well, we've got to wrap up. So thanks for watching, everybody. We'll hopefully see you guys at PAX this weekend.

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