Rooster Teeth Podcast - The RT Podcast’s 10th Anniversary - #522

Episode Date: December 11, 2018

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Burnie Burns as they discuss ten years of the podcast, bets, YouTube Rewind, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The pistachios were no longer going to be red. They didn't tell anybody and they thought we wouldn't fucking notice. Stasios read any more somebody made a choice the pistachios were no longer gonna be read They didn't tell anybody and they thought we wouldn't fucking notice right to you by burrow Casper and square space when the fuck were Red they were always red when we read I remember red Patric Patrick were We're red you piss off Patrick said he forgot about it. See that's what they were hoping for. They were hoping to everyone would. What is that paid?

Were they red? When did that happen? You've never seen red pistachios? No. No. Yeah, they were red forever. The inside? The inside part?

Well, they would just die them. And then the red would sometimes get on the nut on the inside a little bit too. They go, repostatio. Oh, the shell. That looks like Photoshop. You've never seen that before. No. Look, you're part of the problem.

You're in a cover. Yeah, why did they die? Hey, and I'm a complete on Google. Don't read past that. Dying the shell, red or green covers up stains. I really hate myself with stains on. Dying my pants red. As a woman, don't do that.

So Trevor, for a reason we won't talk about, had a black light today, and he was walking around like shining it on people's clothes, I left the room, because I didn't wanna know if I had any weird things on my clothes. I'm gonna really think you've accidentally come on your jeans. No, I don't think that's one of this, but who knows, just like,

Maybe someone else came on his jeans. You don't know. I'm not with my jeans 24 hours a day, but if someone came and jerked it and on my top of my jeans, then I wasn't looking. What, hey everyone, this is a 10th anniversary of the podcast, did you know that? Imagine, yeah, if someone broke into your house, on my top of my jeans. And I wasn't looking. What, hey everyone, just attend that in the first few of the podcast, did you know that?

Imagine, yeah, imagine someone broke into your house, came on your jeans and left. And the only way you find out is by just signing up black, like, what the fuck is that? You're like, go back and review security footage of this some dude whacking it on your jeans. And you're into that, you just go to a retail store and just take him into the little room with you

and knock one out on it. Go on. Then you're good? There was a girl I went to a con with. I could have bought pre-pricum jeans. She's a guest. Like how some of pre-worn in. Yeah, go ahead.

This girl I was talking to is a guest at a lot of cons. She has voice acting and she apparently received gifts very often from fans, but one gift she received in particular, not quite sure how she found out, but her husband discovered that there was Seaman on it. How?

I don't know if he had a black light or... How did you know it was Seaman from a black light? Could be anything ultra-violet reflected. I don't know how she figured it out. But she was telling the story. She can't say what it was. Like I'm sure hot sauce would show up under a black light. I think it was like a doll, like a stuffed animal.

What if you just hot sauce? Blow jobs would be a lot more fun. So pistachios used to be largely imported from other countries mainly the Middle East. And the way pistachios were harvested there, it would leave stains because they weren't immediately hold. So to try to hide the stains, they would die the pistachios. Now almost all pistachios, 98% pistachios are grown domestically in the United States. So, and we harvest them differently,

so there's no staining that they're trying to hide. Who cares if that shells are stained? I don't understand. I didn't. Peanuts just look like they just got dragged through the mud. Yeah, yeah. They're on peanut. And Jeff eats those boiled peanuts.

He also eats circus peanuts. Yeah, he eats circus peanuts too, which are like styrofoam that's flavored like banana for some reason. I don't know why they made the peanut shaped candy taste like banana, but that's what it tastes like. If you live in a part of the world where people eat boiled peanuts, you're a fucking lunatic.

Actually, I think everyone you know is a lunatic. Oil peanuts are good, I think. They're off nothing over there. So what are they? They're just peanuts that are boiled instead of roasted? Yeah, but they're mushy. Yeah, they're like squished wet nuts. But not like a full squish, like it's a squish

and they get part, yeah, it's just like, it's the parcel squish. It's the worst. Good. That was my nickname in high school. Partial squish. Yeah, I mean, you know, where they, where the name peanut comes from,

because they're like peas a little bit. It's like, oh yeah. And they're like nuts at all. They're always like in a like a little cup with it's all like dingy water. It's gross. What kind of thing are you buying? What do you mean to come in?

They haven't like convenience source gas stations when you're driving. You wouldn't take a shot of nut water. I wouldn't take a shot of nut water. What if it was hot sauce? On any level, I wouldn't take a shot of nut water. Would you take a shot of nut water? Sure. I'd show up on a black light. I think the...

I think the... I'm getting it on your jeans. Was it the Brazil nut? They had to stop selling because the shell was poisonous to people. I think cashews are poisonous in their original state. Yeah, I don't think you can buy Brazil nuts with the shell. I get to use the shell on the waitress

and then there was like a big recoil on sheld Brazil nuts. Also, it's not like everything that's a nut, not necessarily a nut. Cashews not really a nut. It was like, we just kind of lump it in there. Peanuts aren't nuts either. But it's like, yeah, it's okay.

What is it then? Seed? Lagume? Peanuts are legume. Lagume. Cashews feel always feel like a treat. Like whenever you get a bag of mixed nuts and there's cashews in there, I always go true.

Cause they're like a hundred percent fat. Yeah, they don't. You know what else is like that? Macadamie nuts, those there. I always go true. Cause they're like a hundred percent fat. Yeah, that's not. You know, it also is like that. Macadamia nuts, those things. Oh, so good. The guy who plays York in red versus blue and originally was played a character named Dexter in Matt and I's first name. Sean Dugan.

Oh, yeah. Matt went to Hawaii with his family. He came back. He brought back a bunch of Macadamia nuts at coffee for some reason. And then Sean Dugan came over and he ate like two jars straight just like of macadamia nuts. And we calculated it. It was the recommended daily fat intake.

He ate enough to last him about 12 days. Wow. We calculated that we did. Did he have a heart attack? He missed the map. Last night I was at Walgreens. You're close to the studio. And I saw, I was walking through the candy aisle and I saw they had

Reese's peanut butter cups. It was two cups that weighed a total of one pound. Oh, I believe. So it was two eight ounce Reese's peanut butter cups and each one, I was like, did they print the nutrition information on the back of this? And I looked and they only print, they say that it's one sixteenth of a serving, so basically one ounce. It's like if you extrapolate that to eat the whole cup, it was like 1,400 calories if you ate one of those cups.

They shouldn't do that anymore. They should just tell you everything. Like a whole package is this. Yeah, like a box of cereals not one serving, although sometimes for me it is, but they should put on most things, especially I think anything that has sugar in it, just basically like the whole thing is this.

My favorite thing is miniweets because it says the serving size based on how many biscuits it is. So it's like 22 biscuits, I think is 200 calories or whatever. So whenever I'm doing it, I'm accounts that many weeks. I do. I always have 22. Do you really? Yeah. Give yourself an extra. Don't we have those in the cereal thing here? It's like one of the cereals available in the year. Yeah, yeah, we do. We talk in many ways or frosted many ways. Frosted many ways.

Who's just many weeks? I don't think those even exist. I don't think so. They're just like tiny shreddies. Shreddies. Shreddies. I, uh, frosted shreddies. Well, we were down to, uh, using one for the first time.

I had to eat wheat a bit. I love wheat a bit. I can love that. It's so good. It's like a big biscuit. They put milk in it. I have to eat them so quickly. Yeah, they get pretty sloppy, very soggy.

Yeah. I was severely constipated in London. And the doctor told me to get some wheat banks. They made you shit. Yeah, no, they didn't. Is that what was wrong with you and Arctux wanted? There was other things wrong, but that you were constipated. It was too the point where I actually got like an infection and like felt woozy and I remember you

were fucking sick temperature from being backed up. There's some other colonic issues. I'm experiencing. I have to get a colonoscopy. You really? Yeah. Good like they're gonna shove a camera up my butt. And look around. I gotta do that because of my age. I'm supposed to go do that. It's gonna be available for first. I'm working for first members watch that. We're gonna do together. I'm gonna do it like a couple some massage and do it together. Like that same kind of thing.

Well it's funny because the doctor who was telling me that I should get one or rather like set up the appointment for me, she was like, we might as well also go down. Your throat is well to check that out while we're doing it. Since you'll be under anyways, you'll find this doctor. And Trevor's like, I hope they use a different tube. And I was like, close.

Come on. No, they just start with the mouth and they can use the same tube on the other end. Yeah. That's why they got that way. Would you even care if someone livestreamed the inside of your butthole? Like, it's not like anyone. It's very personal. Yeah, but it's not like someone can see it, but it's not hot or anything.

You know, you know, I just find any video about butthole and stream that and be like, look, it's my colon husk. You know what else isn't hot, me shitting, but I don't want people to watch that. It's real. It's a weird, different point. Just because it's not hot. I mean, I don't want people to see it. See, go on it.

You go on in for your, have you got it scheduled yet? Yeah, it's this month. See, I was a weird thing because I- Very Christmas. I'm supposed to get a colon on us, can be. You know, my gift to myself. I just get it scheduled yet? Yeah, it's this month. See, I was a weird thing, because I'm supposed to get a colonoscopy. You know, my gift to myself. I was supposed to get it this year for the first time. For the first start.

But I actually was, because I have a history of colon cancer in my family, I was trying to get it earlier. And I think I've told this on the podcast before, but I had this whole conversation with my doctor saying, hey, I'm about 38, so I think I should get a colonoscopy. And he's like, no, you shouldn't really, we don't recommend you start that 245. And I was like, oh, well, I have a history of it in my family.

He goes, but still not until 45, I go, yeah, just think I kind of want one. And then he started like back away from me. Like I was trying to convince him to give me a colonoscopy. Like I was working too hard for it. And it could tell he was getting like, you know. Yeah, the fact that the doctor recommended

I get one means like they're actually concerned. Yeah. Which is like, she's like, it could be something simple, that could just be like treatable. Mm-hmm. Or it could be worse. So she's like, usually for someone who's 29 I wouldn't recommend a colonoscopy, but she's like, for safe measure. But you're pretty hot.

So they want to see up that ass. Would you let me give you one? You had me or Barb, you're looking at me but barb the colonoscopy me me me Would you like me to go on a glove? I don't want you looking at my butt. I wouldn't look I'd feel But I just check the prostate well now I'm in no, so not a colonoscopy a prostate exam Yeah, I don't you know the difference No, but I don't I don't want the the camera going up you. I just want to No, the difference. No, no.

But I don't want the camera going up you. I just want to cut the prostate. Feel his ass. Well, I'm not even starting to start by feeling your own prostate when you wash your blood hole. How about that? How about that is step one? Can I feel my own prostate?

How about I come over to your house and I just accidentally back up towards you and you stick your finger up my butt? Because that's how that happened to your cat, right? I bet you could. And that your story, that you stick it to, that you picked up a cat. And it, my butt went on my finger.

Never happens to anybody ever. No, I mean, his, his, and butts and fingers, that's never been true, ever, ever, ever. The story makes me seem like my whole thing went up. It was really just like, the tip, just touched the aides, this is about as far as it went. Uh, okay.

There was nothing on it. There was nothing on it. It wasn't knuckles deep up a cat. What I guess was pre-video days of the internet, there was a big long discussion about FARC and it was a text discussion about whether or not a cat can sit on the countertop and the kitchen because then it does this butthole touch the countertop and people are saying it absolutely would. And then people are saying no.

And then the guy who originally posed posed the question, someone suggests to him, why don't you get some lipstick like your wife's lipstick, put it on the cat's butt, and then see if it leaves a little like a little kiss on the countertop. And? He 100% went and did it, and he said, yeah, I gave a little smudge. The poor thing.

He didn't just have it sit on glass and just look underneath. He had to put your lipstick on the head so that he could be, if someone trevv used your lipstick. I can't. I would not be happy. You know, you know, thousand dollars. You know what else is touching the counter at that point?

The fucking cat's feet that have been in cat shit. It's cat dirt shit. You know what? I figured out why you're so upset about like feet and washing hands and everything. It's because your hands are so gross. I was just listening to a podcast from years ago and you were talking about giving a keyboard to somebody

and you had to clean it because your keyboard was so gross. Yeah, my hands are gross. Before you gave it to somebody else. What a great segue talking about old podcasts. Oh, I would do it. We have a little game that got put together. Oh, it was made? Yes.

Where, I don't know who exactly went through it. Let me take a look. I might have a minute on my notes here. Someone went through, Ariel Mayer went through, she helped, and helped to get some clips, and Eric worked on this as well. I think Patrick did. To, to, to, I feel like he's avoiding me.

He's out today. He's out. He's a worldographer. They collected some clips of things that we've said in the past on the podcast, and they're gonna play it back for us out of context. And we have to try to figure out what the hell we were talking about. Okay.

So just start with the person who you're going to hear. Like if we hear Gavin, Gavin's got to tell us first. Sure. And some of these I think are people who aren't on tonight as well. Oh, that we have to guess what the context was. Yeah. Oh, I don't care about that. There's ones.

Yeah. So if here was a nice little way to look back after 10 years of podcast. So do we have those up Patrick? How many decades is that? Two decades. So we went down and saw like all the little nerds and stuff. Went down and found all the little nerds. I mean, any convention we've invented. You're in that chair. So it has to be like within the last. I have the episode number here if you're curious That was really what three hundred seven four fifty. Oh, that's not long ago a year ago a little over a year ago

I went down a saw all the little nerds Was it was it oh, I know what this is was you waiting in line for the prequels? May I feel like a midnight launch or else let's together and you supposed to guess? I know is it. So I'm not going to say anything. But here's my guess. You were at the midnight launch for some popular title. Mm-hmm. Barbara? Does that include video games or are you talking about movies? It's time for my video game specifically,

but you're going to go and movies you're doing. Yeah, I'm going to say like a people in line for some movie screening. Yeah, you were at like a VIP section of a place people in line for some movie screening. Yeah, you were at like a VIP section of a place and then you went down to all the people that you look down on. All the people that you, you know, you're unhumbly looked down upon.

Yeah. From my ivory tower looking down, I believe that's actually from when I went and revisited Math Camp. Oh. I don't remember that conversation. Do we have more context on that? Who do we have?

It's not believe me that Math Camp existed. So she went with me. Is it still a Math Camp? Why would you try to prove that to your wife? She's always like, I was like the director of the Math Camp. You can't fuck things up. Emailed me, he wants to, you know, I'm going to go down and catch up.

I was like, do you want to go? She said, yes. Because I think it was finally like, all right, that's a really fun flip. So that reminds me of another bit too, because behind you, we're back in the live podcast, by the way, this is so good for audio listeners. They have random audio pumped in.

That there was on the shelf behind you was a carton of milk. They threw it away. I was gonna drink your extra life, they chuped it. I think one of them explode was about to explode. So you decant it nicely into a container and put it back. And then the other one I think was actually used in. The other one was used in last year's extra life. No.

Miles Franket. Oh, what's it? All right, was it from two years ago? Yeah. Whoops. Well, two years is like just over a year. I mean, we're, and we just did extra life. Did you say two years is just over a year? No, I think it was three years ago. Yeah. Whoops. Well, two years is like just over a year. I mean, we're, and we just did an extra life.

Did you say two years is just over a year? No, I think it was two years ago. It was just over a year, just have a cross over two extra life. No, I'm saying from this extra life that just left. I know that last extra life was a year ago. Right, but wouldn't we have done it a whole year before that? No.

Yes. No, he didn't say, he didn't think it was a year old when Miles drank it, did you? Yeah, it was, Oh, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no It was a month old milk that wasn't refrigerated. Okay. Why did miles drink it? I think it was that was the one that was labeled for that year. I think it's when they had cereal. So let's get some new milk Because I'm not gonna let this go. I'm not gonna let this rest here 22 new milk will drink it next extra life. Okay We'll get some milk. We'll get some more milk. Don't get spit into a container. Do we have another clip? Sitting there going going, I got broke, I'm completely free. Wait, wait, wait, I can't,

what? I was sitting there saying, I got broke, I'm going to complain with me. I broke, I'm going to complain with you. That's real podcast number one, 10 years ago. Wow. Yeah, I was just sitting there saying, I got broke and complain with me.

I, the only person I would say that about is you, Gus, and you'd be a little kid, I can't even imagine what that is. I have no idea. Definitely. I was like 10 years ago. Definitely. That doesn't hold up.

You can't hold up. That doesn't hold up. Yeah, I know, I can't hold up the Oscars. Can't, can't, can't delete that tweet. Maybe you were playing some sort of Mexican video game. I come from complete. This before guacamole came out. Oh, maybe you were playing the Sims and you made a Mexican.

Maybe you were in Mexico and trying to get people to play soccer with you. Okay, I'll go with that one. What's yours, Gus? It was the guy with the car battery hookup at the bars. That's a good one for back then. This bar game we'd play with, it's shock us. Feel like you have a- Copper rods. Very high advantage.

I don't know, I have no idea. I feel like I should have a little bit more. You do what I have. It's just like a little, a little list of titles. That's it. Come on, come play with me. What is it? You do this for your own personal redemption.

That's what I think. Personal redemption. I don't know what I'm being redeemed from. I would be remnant of that that I haven't finished, I haven't got a thousand points on Assassin's Creed yet. I will. No, you won't? what I'm being redeemed from. I would be redeemed like that I haven't finished, I haven't got a thousand points since hasn't screened yet. I will. No, you won't. No statue of limitations on getting it. No, you won't. No, you won't. I know you won't. And since creating just just cause, where's that? I let you borrow it. I haven't seen it since.

It's in the, it's in the case with all the other games. Where's that? Just sitting there. We're going like a broon. Completely. Where's that case? It's quite close. It was about a video game. Yeah, it's a Cuban game, right? So there you go. So you're doing the voice of a video game. Yeah, what's his name? Rico? Rico? Yeah, Rico.

God, just cause four just came out. That's crazy. Yeah. He's so fucking excited about it. Ten years, four games. That's pretty fast. Was it the first just Cuzz? Yeah. Remember when we said, the other day, I was like, when Jeff was on here, I kept throwing like old sings from like the early drunk tank days of the podcast.

And I remember, I remember I got home that just cause was about to come out and we used to call it just Cuzz. What? What do you blame that game? Just Cuzz. No, but what are you blame? Just Cuzz.

Who's on first? There you go. Exactly. All right, we'll do one more here. All right, I like this man. No, I do all right. Yeah, let's do it I came from a small town so I didn't I didn't know what big city shits look like So I can clearly go into like You clearly go into the rest the public restroom in a convention I'm gonna say I'm gonna say that was just shit like all up the rest of the public restroom in a convention center. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna say, and I think that was just shit, like all up the back of the toilet seat. I'm gonna say you're in New York City and went into some like public bathroom, like at a restaurant or something, and so I'm huge, dumping the toilet. Fucking ideal, it's about. I know I do either, but I'm totally guessing. What podcast is that from? 432.

Okay. It must have, I'm trying to say, I know guys, when did he leave Eagle Pass, Texas? That's when he went to Rice. Yeah. So, it must have was so I'm trying to take I know guys when did he leave Eagle pass Texas? That's when you went to rice. Yeah, so Something at rice where you saw the Houston just a lot of shit in Houston. There is maybe with an Astros game. Oh Something like that. I'm okay. Let's see what it is. What is it? I felt like it was a wake-up call Like when I was younger and when I first turned well, I guess when I first moved to Austin I like started going out to bars downtown. And I came from a small town. So I didn't know what big city shits look like.

I didn't know the context. Even that I would play put that as the clue in the game for what the context is. It would be like, well, let's say what was I about to say? Yeah. I guess. Well, it's well, let's say that conversation. But what it was I about to say, yeah, I guess. Well, it's to tell me what episode that is. That's episode 432, big city shits. Big city shits. So somebody who's live and can hear this, try to look up episode 432 and tell us what it's about.

That's why Eric didn't come to work today, because that clip sucked. That's why he knew it. His high clip was good. The context was missing. Well, that's the fucking clip, Gavin. So what's the other criteria for it? It was a really good standalone clip.

Okay. The explanation was bad. The answer was bad. What's the next one? In the middle of the meeting, when he does this, I'm like, listening, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, and then I go, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

God, that's fairly recent, too. That haircut is I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go.

I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go.

I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. Is that just about you? I'm a thing, God, something, like I'm gonna text or something that made me laugh. I'm imagining that you're in a meeting and you were falling asleep, but someone told

a joke and you pretended to laugh, but like woke up at the same time. So you did. I think it's just one of you two sent me. Gavin or Barb sent me loves in a meeting. That would be funny. That would make sense. And I'm not supposed to laugh when I'm like, what is it doing? Do you want to guess? I have no idea. All right, let's see what it is.

I will say that we have an employee here that he hasn't been on the podcast yet, but it's David Eddings ahead of our publishing at the Rishi Games. And previously, he's worked at many places and I think the thing that he has gained the most notoriety for is that he's the voice of clap trap and he now works at Rishi Games.

And he's got a lot of work to do with it. And previously, he's worked at many places. And I think the thing that he has gained the most notoriety for is that he's the voice of clap trap. And he now works at Rishi. And he, but I love he got up at a meeting and he gave the best intro for himself ever, which he said, Hey, my name is David. I know me from this. You might know me from that. The rest of you know me from swiping left. And I just thought it was such a fun fucking joke. And I left. I was like in the middle of a meeting when he does this. And I was like, listen, uh, uh, uh, uh, and then I go, that would have been our, uh, that would have been our offsite meeting.

That would have deferred one of our, yeah, that's enough. So you definitely would have been there, Barb. I don't remember that. I don't remember him saying that. It was, it was funny, Joe. Two years ago. Yeah. What do you first came to saying that. It was. It was funny, Joe. Two years ago? Yeah, when he first came to work for us. Yeah. It was that three years. You all should have had funny interests. When I first met you.

None of you did. I'm sorry, I wasn't quick enough. 20 years ago? Yeah. Years was funny. 21 years ago. I beat you in a video game, you got mad at me. You've been mad at me ever since.

I always assumed it was because I beat you in debt or alive too. Why didn't you rub a rematch? Well, we did immediately, and he perfected me like right after. But why don't you rub a rematch? Well, we did immediately and he perfected me like right after. But why don't we have a rematch? Bernie's trying to tell me a couple of times. He tried to also say that he could beat me at Starcraft.

And I got so sick of hearing him talk shit that I bought it and installed it at the computers at the beauty apartment. And I think the game was over within 10 minutes. In your defense. You're right. It might have been super cheap move. Super cheap.

Zerg rush. It was garbage. He's got it in his strategy. It's garbage. He was just like all he destroyed me. It was not even funny. How fast he beat me in Starcraft. It was pretty pathetic. It's, listen.

It's the only thing I got. Is it any of you who gave me Starcraft? Yeah. We do. All right. We done with that. No, next one. Is there another one? We have, we have a lot still.

We'll do one more. Do you have any for me and Gavin? Are there any with Barbara Gavin? They're lucky. I'm sure you know. We've been on the podcast a few times. Yeah. We'll explore, kill a mouse or something.

Have fun. Kill a mouse. We don't have a job. I mean, what does a dog do? Dog does stuff. You have a dog does pointless stuff. Like catching a bull. Dog.

That was a lot. I think the longer they are, the better. Yeah. So, your cat's lazy? Did you have a, when did you get your first cat? When did you get me? 2014.

So that looks like you could've been around 2014. No, I don't think that was that. And you were saying you were disappointed appointed to me lazy and doesn't do in anything. Doesn't do anything. Maybe. I'm wearing a day five shirt. No, that was season one day five shirt. It looked like the old couch here. It did not look like it was annex. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think it was the annex. Don't know. Don't know.

We were talking about Barb's colonoscopy. That's what it was like. I mean, we were talking about like, I think we should- I thought you were- I think you were upset about your capping lazy. Someone, yeah. Someone's giving you shit about your cat. Having a cat versus having a dog.

All right. Let's see. What is it? Maybe we saw the motion camera footage where the cats don't move all day long. What do you want a cat to do? Just anything, it's like, does a cat really just exist to eat so that it can sleep for another fucking day?

Yeah. That's what it does. What do you think a lion would do if it didn't have to hunt? They would just eat, shag and sleep. I know, they just sleep. That's it. They're not like, you sleepin' it's great. Go explore, go kill a mouse, there's some fun.

They're gonna kill a mouse. You don't have a job. Go explore, go kill a mouse. There's some fun. I'm gonna kill a mouse. You don't have a job. I mean, what does a dog do? Dog does stuff. You have a dog does pointless stuff. Like catching a bull. Dog's a pain. Dog does stuff.

Right. The conversation we were running with cats do all day. When I was spurred that conversation, cause I remember this one time we talked about a video of a guy did a time lapse of his cats. And they just didn't do anything all day. They moved with the sunbeam.

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Yeah. It was a little bit of warning. Gavin, Gavin had his junk out. Does an astronaut need to take his possible to space? They have to come to customs on the way home. I remember that Neil Armstrong had declared stuff that he brought back from the mud. From space?

There's the entry form into the US, from US customs for Neil Armstrong. What was his answer? If it's not from the like rocks and dirt, yeah. But it's ship or car or plane though. It's not like a tick box for. I think they have a special one made. What's, also don't forget, don't forget,

they're not landing in the US, they're landing in the ocean. Well that's what I was saying. I was like, so did they need that passport, just in case they land somewhere in another country and they don't have a passport. Didn't they say like, who was it? That I forget who it was. I was reading an article about this recently

that when like one of the first tests when they had someone orbiting the earth, they weren't sure, I think it might have been Maybe it was near Armstrong when it was one of those early astronauts. They were orbiting in orbit there city He was John Glennon. Okay. Oh, that when they were orbiting they weren't sure exactly where they were gonna land when they came back in So they gave him a stack of cards that said Hello, I come in I'm a stranger. I'm lost. I come in peace Please take me to your leader in like 20 different languages, because they weren't sure they said he might land on some remote Pacific Island,

and they may not be able to get to him immediately. Damn. You might not just be like, you might land anywhere on Earth. Be terrifying. Well, the Suiis capsules, the ones that they send people up in now, those traditionally, I think they still might, they have a gun in them. I think it's a three shot revolver. Or isn't it like a shotgun or something? Something, but it's for the cosmonauts to be able to fight bears if they land like in

northern Russia. I thought you were going to see something a lot darker. Oh, they know they're not going to survive. They also have instructions on the outside on how to open the capsule in case Like they land somewhere and it's just like a random civilian happens to find it and needs to help get them out Fuckin healthy. Did you ever see that? Talk about operating exit rose Weirdest movies that came out in the last two years. It was kind of that's the customs customs declaration form that the new Armstrong coming in right cargo moon rock and moon dust samples They come NASA just take care of that be like all right customs. We got this

NASA, aren't you us? The government if Neil what if what if what he brought back if there was Moon rocks dust samples and then there was something that's had a black bar over it like they left that whatever that one is off Oh, what if it's over $10,000 US? Yeah, it's moon rocks in over 200 black bar over it, like they left that, whatever that one is off. Oh, what if it was over $10,000 US? Yeah, it's moon rocks in over 200, eight land egg in my habit, man. The flight routing says,

Cape Kennedy, moon, Honolulu. I'm like, that's just, that's just someone really wanted to fill out a funny for. There's no need for that. Is that what they landed? I guess I must have. I don't know, I guess it was the Atlantic. I don't know why, I guess,

because they take off near the Atlantic. Yeah. So, what if they just have to pick your target? True. I guess I must have. I don't know, I guess it was the Atlantic. I don't know why, I guess, because they take off near the Atlantic. So what if they just have to pick your target? True. Why don't they just have the caps to be a boat? Gavin, I mean, why not? They should just give up and hire you as their engineer. It is a spaceship.

It's true. It could be a warship too. Just need a little pup put on the back. Why don't they just have the, whatever, the space shuttle, whatever deploy one of those slides and everybody can just slide down back here to make a really long inflatable slide and they jump off your high heels.

I'm just gonna get giant human shapes, silly straw. Just slip and slide. Or just like let it stay in orbit and perish you. Why not that? It's a lot of junk in the ocean from us dropping capsules into it so that do take that possible. I don't know, that's a good question. in the ocean from us dropping capsules and doing it. So they do take that passport? I don't know, that's a good question. Maybe they did someone on the ground holster passport for them?

Maybe they'd bring like a photocopy? I don't know. I think you're magic trying to travel with a fucking photocopy of a passport. The reason I ask is that they could land in any country, but also I assume they're very conscious of all the weight that they're taking out. And a bunch of passports is not insignificant when you're using that much fuel. I think Ash are started stowing away stuff that they could then sell, right? Wasn't that a full thing?

Someone got in trouble for that. I know in Apollo 13, that was a whole bit, with I think Kevin Bacon's character. Yeah. And then did someone like sneak food onto an orbiter at one point? I want to say like a baloney sandwich. Yeah, it's something like a sandwich or a chili dog or something. They got in trouble because they didn't know how it would behave in space. If it would break up into small pieces that would get into the instruments.

Yeah, chili everywhere. If there's the opportunity tomorrow to go to space, to go to the moon, take off, you do the full space travel. Would you guys take it? You go through all the training and everything, do? Yeah. John Young smuggled a corn beef sandwich in the space. That's what it was. Yeah.

Corn beef. I mean, what corn beef is to be honest with you? What makes beef corn to beef? You put corn outside, isn't just the beef with the shit around the edge? That's for strummy. Oh, I don't know. I don't know what corn to beef is

Is it actually is corn involved in anyway? Is corn grown beef? I feel like we're distracting ourselves from the red pistachio stuff around the edge like that's corn Beef is there corn involved? What kind of beef is I'm lost in this now in the weeds of corn beef so Barbara? Who would we go to the moon if we had a chance? I was gonna give up on the question, but I'm bringing it back. Thank you. No, I wouldn't. Yeah, I wouldn't wait.

But now we know this corn bean sandwich. So I'm gonna change your answer at all. How much did Neil Armstrong get paid for his moon mission? I could say the Richard Garry had paid about 30 million bucks to go up with the Russian space program. He was on the podcast and we talked about it. And he had to have surgery on his liver before he could qualify to go

because they did like a full scan of him. This front memory here, and I'm probably paraphrasing getting something wrong, but he had like a nodule on his liver and they were like, that could cause a problem. It's not a problem, but in space it could cause a problem. Yeah. So he had to go and have like proactive surgery to remain

just nodule. Yeah. Fuck dude. The term comes from the treatment of the meat with large grained rock salt, also called corn of salt. Wow. Never heard of it. Do you ever get corn of salt?

Well, I don't make corn be very often. So corn of salt. Thank you. That's cool. Anything else on the outside? Look. It's from a salt. Well, it's just like if you're that amount of crusted salt on the outside, that's. Anything. It's sold on the outside. Look. What's from a soul?

Well, it's just like, if you're that amount of crusted salt on the outside, that's pretty salty. It is. It's good though. It's pretty salty. It is. Do you like salt on your rim? From our readers?

Two years you're gonna be listening to me do that on a context. It's pretty salty. That is a dumb name though. You might as well say this like onion beef. It's a dumb name. We go onions and stuff. Yeah.

It's salted beef. But they call it corn beef for some reason. It's like a dill pickle. How much dill is involved? Like not, right? It's just a pickle. Yeah, right. There's a cucumber. Okay, shit.

Some vinegar. That's just his name. Like, is there any undilled pickles? It's not a dill pickle. It's a dill pickle. It's a dill pickle. But I assume that means that they put dill in it. No. It's just the

Is it just the kind of pickle? I thought it was like a cherry tomorrow. They don't take a tomorrow. I'm cherry 11 It's gonna be gonna see me know the cherry on top. I'm like, Dill tomato. Thanks Gavin. I Don't think they have a deal a load of brain name. No, it's a sort of a type of pickle Or type of cucumber. It's like if I if I take whatever the thing is and pickle it, it becomes a dill pickle. But if I shave it up, it becomes dill. Well, it becomes a dill pickle.

Dill's like a little herb. No, it's just a type of herb. Well, it's old cucumber, right? Yes. A dill, a pickle doesn't grow. Pickled cucumber flavor to the dill. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is exactly right.

So it's not like a cherry tomato. I've never tasted the dill. And if they took the dill out, the dill lobby's making a lot of money from that. Dude, all that other, they're forcing you put dill and dill pickles. I'm gonna say, you're making a big deal about this. Ah, nice.

That was a solid point. That's good. So what other types of pickle are there? Coat your? Yeah, I don't know. Coat your pickle, sweet pickles are gross. Two pickles are bread and butter, gross. What's wrong with people?

They eat those. Pick what onion is the best? No, they're not. No. Pantich pickles are gross. Two pickles are bread and butter, gross. What's wrong with people? That they eat those. Pickle, what onion is the best? No, they're not. No. Pitches are good. I hate that. I hate sweet pickles and I hate those bread and butter pickles. Get the shit out of here.

I think they're different. I don't know. They're just thick and gross. Sweet pickles. So do they dispense the dill? Go ahead. Would dispense and gill. Through like a dill hall.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I mean, Gus, you got any guns you want to do? I can't deal with it. Oh, what's not saying? No, it was a variation on Barbara. I'm not doing one. So I said I can't. I do what I say. We were talking earlier about what's up. What did I do? So his favorite pickle? What? Dill, Dill office was that?

What was the most favorite pickle? What? Del-del-office-what's that for? What's that for? What's that for? Wasn't it gonna be a pickle's favorite dinosaur? I don't know. Carry on. What was that talking about?

What was that talking about? It was a really great joke. It goes really well. What was it for? What were we talking about? Oh, Barbara's messed up a rectum. Uh, when we were talking about that earlier, and Barbara's got a go for a colonoscopy,

we talked about how you had to miss a day of RTX London. I trust you, one of the night events. One of the night events. It wasn't even a full day. But do you remember? It was like in 16 years of doing this stuff, we had never like, I couldn't recall a time when we never canceled an appearance of any kind.

It was like a big discussion. We were like, Barbara, just go. She's like, no, I can stay. I'm gonna stay. I'm like, Barbara, you're clearly very ill. You should leave and go. Not feel bad about it. People have to cancel some time.

I wasn't going to, but there was a clinic within the convention center that I went to first before going to urgent care because I was feeling terrible the whole day. And the doctor there was like, you know, all these symptoms combined, plus you have a fever. That makes me worried,

because that could be an infection. If I had no fever, I probably would've been okay to deal with it, but she was the one who told me to go to urgent care. And if she hadn't done that, I probably would've still gone to the VIP party. Yeah. Yeah.

No, but I felt terrible about it. Like I just read some, was that Elton John just canceled like 20 concerts or something like that. I read the outrage afterwards, and it was just like That's a suck. I mean if you bought tickets and you were hoping to go, but he's a person Perth people get sick here, you know, and he's an older dude now

Have you seen the cool really cool commercial with Alton John? Yeah, the gift commercial. Yeah, that's really what is that What is that store in the UK? They make that like their Christmas commercial every year people look forward to Lois that was it was John Lewis commercial. Yeah, there's a good one man You know if you haven't seen it, we shouldn't spoil it for you, you should go watch it. Waitress is a part of John Lewis. Is that true? Yeah.

I just have a discount card at John Lewis. How long did you work at Waitress? Almost three years. It's a long time. Is it you work with Dan there or did you make some of Dan some other way? Okay. What are you doing?

I knew he realized Dan worked at Waitress also. That's how you came from. Was he fruit and veg like you or was at waitros also. So in front of his friends, was he Putin veg like you or was something? Nah, he was. For real. He was like fresh foods. Other than keeping him in the back, like in the freezer, like he wouldn't come out to talk to the customers.

No, he was on a much shittiest section for veg was the bomb. I forget what led me on this path, but I went back and watched the very first ever. So I'm like, I was video with the soccer ball. Yeah. And it was just like, or it's actually where you did the intro and you slapped it, but that one.

And I had to record all of that in slow motion together, but yeah, all the lead up and everything. Guys, look like fucking babies, man. It's crazy. True. I don't know what my 20s, though. Yeah, it's like, I was 72, probably. Yeah, eight years ago about, man, that's eight years ago.

Yeah, eight years ago. Look, it's, to me honestly, some of guys feels like it's been around longer than that, even, but pretty long time. Pretty nuts. Yeah. You're in the meeting today, and Barbara's talking about how she discovered

her issues when she was 14 years old. Same. Yeah, pretty nuts. I discovered everyone else 25. I've all been in my life. That's 25. That's the thing, too, is like like we were introducing we had some visitors today And we were introducing the new people to company and then we got to Gus and Matt and I were talking about Gus

And I was I didn't point it out But I was thinking time is like I remember Gus used to be like the baby of the group. Yeah, it was a young one 28 You were 25. Wow. Now it's like I'm still the baby Not the mama Now it's like, I'm still the baby. Not the mama. I was getting it. I was getting it. I was getting it.

I was getting it. I was getting it. It is weird to think about that, like people like me and Gavin are older than you guys were when you started to rooster to you. Yeah, you're probably older than I was when I first met you. Definitely, yeah. I mean, you're 27 or 27. I was about that.

I was 30. I was 30. Because I was born in 73 and then we started in 2003. Yeah, and I'm gonna be 30 You're gonna be 30. He's a year 30 right? Are you three? Yeah, so you're the age when we met again I joined the community that when I was 15. Do you think I almost deleted your account? And so this year on my birthday when I turned 30 I would have been with Rochis for half my life I thought somebody was a sabotaging like all the little you know

nerdy teenagers on our website and posing as this blonde girl their age. And I was like, this is clearly a fake account. I love Brad Ross's blue. Well, there were some of our posting videos. There were definitely fake accounts. Yeah. Yeah, man, I was going back trying to remember

some of the early accounts. There were like one really like crazy fake account that fooled pretty much every single person on the site for a long time. That was one of those times, right? Dude, but it was a hot girl. Yes, my ride is text, right? There was another one I'm thinking of. You think of the one who posed as a dead person or something like that?

I don't remember the fold back story. Oh, God. We were the first time of the past. We were the first time of the past. Be skeptical about people and how they present themselves online and social media like, oh, I'm sick and send me money. We're like, we're not cynical. We've just been down this road where we've guided people

in a certain direction and then it turns out it was phony. Max wants to say, Doc, something. You think he's dark bowler? He's a photographer. He's been around for. No, I know what you're talking about. There's like the word dark is in there. Like Doc fail. This is a great time to's been around for... No, I know what you're talking about. The word dark is in there. Like, dark fails.

This is a great time to talk about the new community site, beta, which is now live. That's right. What a great segue. Yeah. Bring it back. Our community beta is live. And I think we're opening it up to more people

as time goes on. But if you're in there, check it out. Get feedback, post around, try out the groups. Say hello to me. Start a career. I'm very low. Now many people know this, the first ever Ask an Injury videos were posted on the Ruchki forums. Yep.

First lemma guy was posted in my journal on that. Yeah. Look at what we've launched. Mega franchises. We've helped those people get started. That's why when people ask me like, how do you know, how do you start YouTube channel? I'm very appreciative that I had, even though it was a much, much smaller audience than now, I had a little place to put my first video. Yeah. The first video got like 500 views that, like the day I put it up, which you can't do that

if you just press new account. No, it's hard. I'm joking. Yeah. So little communities like that are great, you know, and it's a, the worst thing to be talking about a lot because it was very formative for us. I'm glad we're back to the point where we have, you know, this is the beginnings of the beta of the community site, but go check it out. Get on it. Anybody can get on it, right? If they're joined up for the website.

I believe so. Well, let's find out. They will be able to soon. I thought Jackie and Chat earlier, I'm sure she'll hype up. Yeah, but it's definitely something very different than what people are gonna be used to. But I think starting off simple is the way to go rather than trying to do everything we wanna do at once

and it not working well. Yep, I agree. So yeah, really happy with it. Good. Yeah. Good. Check it out. How long till you're 50?

About a little over nine years. Why? Do you think I'll still know you're 50? You'll be alive and kicking at 50. Yeah, just don't know me. Why wouldn't you don't me? You know me all my 30s. It's true.

The Avengers trailer was underwhelming. I felt like it's a trailer. I want to change subjects. Don't you feel like it was? I felt like it was a weird tone to take. Like it didn't. I don't know how you follow that movie up with anything. I think it had to be in a sense underwhelming

to not give away too much. Dude, if I was them, I would have fucking waited and said the trailer for the next Avengers movie or Infinity War 2 would everyone call it. That's going to be on Captain Marvel. Like that's the only place you can see it. Remember that is that what was that Adam Sandler movie was the water boy. They put the episode one trailer for Star Wars on it was number one of the box office. The water boy and meet Joe Black, I think, with the two films. Got it. Meet Joe Black. It sure wasn't Marty Joe Young. I'm pretty sure it was Meet Joe Black.

It was Meet Joe Black 99, which is the movie. I could see you going to move. Yeah, it would have been right. We thought, you know, in your early days when you're starting out, the plot for Meet Joe Black, which is a, you know, it's a pretty common concept of the Grim Reaper's death as a person, but that's what our movie in college was about, the schedule.

And so we were upset with them because they thought they stole our idea. Is that the movie where Brad Pitt gets hit by two cars? Yes. Which seemed, that was an amazing visual effect at the time. That's the only thing I remember from that movie is hit by a car and he flings through the egg

and hit by another car. Well, every now and then you see like that gift posted online, I can see people share it. And then yeah, and I see, and they come and say, oh my God, every now and then you see like that gift posted on online, I can see you'll share it. And then yeah, and I see, and they come, it's like, oh my god, is that real? What the hell is that? It's like, just meet Joe Black.

It's just fucking, a fucking film guys. Come down, you know what? You're not watching the light. Yeah. So I know. And I'm sure she has a very robust career, but arguably not at the level of Brad Pitt. I always think about this when I think about movies like

meet Joe Black, or top Gun, things like that, with Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. And you're like, oh, that was like 20, 30 years ago. And now they're in this and now they're in that. And I always think about their female lead. And it's like, you just, it's just like, it's such a shorter window of time for women in that like, in that career.

It's like, do you remember who the female lead in me Joe Black was? No. I think the thing is this is clear for Lonnie, right? Am I right? Clear for Lonnie? I don't know who that is. I feel like a lot of those generational movies, women really only played love interests

and that was really the basis of their role. Yeah. They were I guess like very irreplaceable But did you get a equivalent of that like will when there's a female lead like I guess like sex in the city She had a clear for long. Yeah, mr. Bigg was she on a Kevin Smith thing clear for a long. What she dogma right after that? She was in oh she was in the rock Was this yes she's in the rock she's in a bunch of stuff all at once right? Me three men. Yeah, she looked like Mallrath she was in mallrath before me Joe black. Okay, so you had dark hair and light eyes

if I recall correctly Okay So anyway, I'm always that's always interesting to me is like because when I'm watching something and it's like I Can't help but do it Amazon does the fucking coolest thing on their thing. Have you watched Marvelous Miss Mazzle yet? No, everyone tells me I love it. You would love it. Yeah. They're correct. You would love it. It's a great show, but they do a really cool thing on that service on Amazon Prime video when and who knows how much money cost to develop this. When they pause, like you pause, I'm watching Marvelism in the Macyl,

it on the pause screen, it's like you can hit play to play again, back up, go forward, whatever you wanna do there. But then also there's a row of pictures and it's the name of every person in the scene and their head shot and then whatever song is playing at the time. Google's been doing that for a long time. I think Amazon took that idea from Google.

Where do they do it on? Android devices? Yeah, if you Google Play Store? Really? Yeah. Okay. Well, they say that you can tap on anyone. I'm surprised that it adds when you post.

That's brilliant. Brilliant. You know, it is great about that feature. Is every time I watch any sort of television show or movie with my parents, my mom is always like, oh, that's so-and-so who's also in this movie and this? I'm like, I don't. I don't. Well, it's so-and-so who's also in this movie? And this, I'm like, I don't. I don't. Well, it's great.

It's a great justification for why Amazon has owned IMDB for so long. Yeah. It's like they have all of that data. They can just cross-reference it and sell more shit. Yeah. That'll no longer be a waiting game to guess who plays who. What you're saying about the female lead, one of the ones that I'm very surprised by considering the success of the movies and who was it in,

is the female opposite to Ben Stiller and meet the parents, like his wife. Who was that? She had. I've never seen her or anything else, but she's in all these huge box office hits, but then doesn't seem to do anything, aside from those movies.

I'm just not his wife, right? Is he married an actress? He married the woman who was born from Marsha Brady in the Brady Bunch movie. If I recall correctly. We need the fisher, right? Satellar Fisher? No. God, who is that?

Yeah, I know who you're talking about. No, she has blonde hair. She's very, I don't want to say plain looking. Because like her, it's her Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson, right? Isn't that the other character in me? And Rob Benzenera. And Rob Benzenera, Wilson, right? Isn't that the other character in me? And Rob Ben Sinerah. And Rob Ben Sinerah, right, right. Yeah.

It is. Which act, which act? Terry Polo. Terry Polo, is that her? She plays Pamela. Yeah. Yeah, she's been in. Arrival?

Arrival's fucking good. Is she in that? She wasn't in arrival. Was she? There's a couple different arrivals. The Arrival. Is it the Charlie Sheen one? This is the Charlie Sheen one.

Okay. That's a little bit different. They're not arrival. The arrival. It's apparently a movie called Little Falkers. Did you guys meet? Yeah. I had no idea.

I knew there was apparently more than the Falkers. Yeah, because then they had Robert Gineiro and then I believe then they met the Falkers and it was just a hot woman. Yeah. Barbara Strison. Barbara Strison.ers. And it was just a hot woman. Yeah, it was Bette Midler. Barbara Streisand.

Barbara Streisand. That's who it was. Yeah. Barbara. Good casting. Good casting for his parents. His parents were fucking crazy. They began with Jerry Stillers.

The George Kistans dad. His actual Benz does really well. Dad. Yeah. His George Kistans dad on sign fell. He's got some of the funniest fucking scenes. So good. Does he ever know?eld. What a fuck. He's got some of the funniest fucking scenes. God, so good. Does he ever not yell in that shirt?

No, apparently I've, if you ever want to have a great time, go watch the outtakes from any season of Seinfeld. When he's felt like fall onto the thing. Julie Louise Drifest cannot make it through a fucking scene. She laughs at everything. And Michael Richards is amazing because he just, he could tell he gets so upset,

but he cracks everybody else up, and he has to keep doing his bits. It's over and over again. It's over and over again. It's over and over again. It's over and over again. It's over and over again. It's over and over again.

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It's over and over again. It's over and over again. It's over and over again. It's over and over again. It's over and over again. It's over and over again. It's over and over again. It's over and over again. It's over and over again. It's over and over again's one bit where they're all cracking each other up and he just goes, you killed me. At some point, I'll get to my line.

I will get it. You have a line at some point. And it's just like, apparently he's like a very professional actor, even though he comes across as this big doofus, you know. I mean, imagine you've been on set all fucking day, like I just, I just wanna take my thing. I just wanna pull my thing.

I just wanna say my line. I wanna be done. I wanna go home. And to give a really good delivery and just have everyone laugh and have to do it again. And some of his performances are so energetic. Like he's flying all around the room, and falling down and they laugh.

He's like, go do it again now. I gave that 100. I got to do it again. I got to do my fake a seizure, whatever, you know, whatever his bit was for that day. And it's kind of equally frustrating that there's a live audience right there. And it's like they're probably cracking up.

It's like, I want, you know, you want that energy. Did they really get rid of the live audience? I don't know. No. I think they showed Seinfeld going up and warming up the live audience there. What's worse, being in the middle of like something really funny and having a gole cut or a really emotional scene and then calling cut while you're trying to be in there? Well, I think the emotional scenes, the motion from the scene carries over to the people's reactions. I think that's what happened at Christian bail Oh, yeah, yeah, because I mean, you know Barb you've been in movies the people who you know They come and they set up the sets and they you know set up the props and costumes and then they work on the lights for an hour

And you're just sitting there waiting and waiting and waiting as an actor. And then if you have a really powerful scene, they're like, okay, it's all set up. Guys, we're almost such a time, go, go. You have 30 seconds. Everyone else has an hour, but you have 30 seconds to do your job and be perfect. And it's the one thing that people are gonna,

really like criticize. So go, go, go. And then, you know, if that happens and the Christian bail sees a guy wiggling a light in the background, he's like, get the fuck away from here. Get out of the show. I'm ready to go. background, he's like, get fuck away. Yeah. Get out of the shot.

I'm ready to go. Yeah. It's like, ball. I think he's character in that scene. I think he was crying about a friend of his who died. Yeah. And then they were like, You have to hit two in certain places.

We got to do it again. He's like, fucking hell dude. That happened to me in a blood fest. There was a really emotional scene where I wanted to like, actually be crying in the scene. And so for about maybe 15, 20 minutes before I knew we were going to be rolling, I just like, sat alone and started thinking about stuff, just trying to get myself really sad. And while that was happening, like, nobody was talking to me because I knew I was trying to get into this mode. And then after we filmed the scene, everyone's just like, you do okay, you okay? I was like,

no, I'm good now. Like, it's over. Like, let's get back to it. Oh, yeah. It's like, when sports sports when someone's got no hit or going, nobody talks to them. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Also my favorite traditions in baseball. Yeah, I almost said American baseball. What was my favorite traditions Japanese baseball?

One of my favorite traditions in baseball is when somebody comes up and they have their first score, first points in a major league game and everyone ignores them. Like just when they come back to the dugout and everyone's just like, like, there's a great gift of that guy like pretending to high five everyone then high five himself. Why do they? Why do they do that? It's something they just did is for fun one time and it just became this big tradition. And then of course, after like a minute, they all just like pile on the guy, you know, congratulate him and stuff.

But it's like, if it actually in a weird way it shows they care because they noticed it was your first score and then they always sit there and do nothing. Thanks for some funny videos now. Yeah, there's some really great outtakes. Yeah. I wanna read this. I don't remember when this episode receipt podcast

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Oh, yeah. What is this? It's like ignoring him. They're ignoring him and he's like, I feel like that's me at parties. That looks, that reminds me of Blaine so much. Yeah, so, so awesome. I think Blaine, I shouldn't say this if he's like, I feel like that's me at parties. That looks, that reminds me of Blaine so much. Yeah, so, so awesome. I think Blaine, I shouldn't say this if he's here.

He's not here. I think he's much funnier than it used to be. He's pretty funny. He's really funny now. I think he was always funny, but now he's just like owning his funny. Have you seen him on the spot recently? He's been fucking killing it.

Cool. Yeah, he was a Blaine bot. Yeah, he's been taking on different characters with different, so I'm just saying if I've seen on the spot. Yeah, I'm sorry, I should have killing it. Cool. Yeah, he was a blame bot. Yeah, he's like, he's been taking on different characters with different- So this is me if I've seen it on the spot? Yeah, I'm sorry, I should have known better. He was a, yeah, he was that caveman. He was the driving force behind the caveman

when we did the creative story. He did like a wizard one and the Clayton, the double character, he did. He's been killing it, yeah. He's a really funny dude. Despite what everyone says, good job, Blaine. Yeah, he definitely did not blame it. If you could fire someone at this company, who would you pick?

Hmm, Tyler Coe. What? The hawk. It's a rip. Nothing's nothing. If we could fire someone at this company, who would you fire? Ooh. Who would I fire?

I feel like I can't legitimately answer this question. Yeah, that was way too soon. Although I got, I got like I can't legitimately answer this question. I can't. That was way too soon. Although I did, I got, I got a little miffed at somebody, a little bit. She's hard to get miffed at, but I got a little miffed at her. Oh, camping this weekend. Huh. And I took my bus, which is great. I got it registered in everything.

And you took the cat. And I took my cat, took the mish. Mish. And I took him to go camping. And it was pretty cold. So he spent most of his time in the bus by the little stove. What, what a fucking diva. What?

What a fucking diva. Yeah, he knows. I'll do a sleepover. He sees the Instagram likes. He knows his value. He's just capitalizing on it. Anyway, posted a photo of me with the cat by the fire, the campfire, and I had him tucked into my, I had actually two hoodies on.

And I'm tucked in had actually two hoodies on, and I'm tucked in between the two hoodies. And you said, a little head poking out, and I was like hanging out with my cat. It was this little photo I posted on Instagram. Let's even guess who it was. So somebody came back and everyone was like, oh, cute, cute, cute, cute. And then somebody wrote me, you shouldn't have your cat out in the cold, take him inside. Very angry emoji face, like this. Someone here at the company. Who would do that? Someone here? Yeah.

Someone who cares about cats. Yes, but it wouldn't be Hannah because Hannah's not aggressive. Yeah, Hannah's not that aggressive, but yeah, that's a good call because what do we lose? Oh, that's the picture. That's a weird one. Looks like you're breaking you're not doing a

heist with that cat. I know, right? He was all by the love. He was great. He got a little scared the next day though out the day line. I'm not sure we're not sure why. He was just like sitting there like looking around.

So I heard it a little bit more. Sophie. He was Sophie nailed it. Yeah. Yeah, you nailed it. He made a aggressive. She's aggressive. She's aggressive emoji.

He's nippy. Yeah. I was like, Sassy is the word. I was like, Sophie is nippy. He's sassy, Sophie. So you take your advice that you take the cat back and say I was like, so be sassy, so be. So you take your advice that you take the cat back

and say, you know, shut the fuck up, so fee. Cause I mean, hard not to give so fee hell back, you know. And so I was like, I don't think I can even hung out with so fee. She was in my vlog like a bunch. Yeah. Cause we were traveling so much. And then I just feel like I just do less of that with so fee. I feel like we had a time period where we were doing a lot of PR travel. I think we were catching up on some of that with Sophie. I feel like we had a time period

where we were doing a lot of PR travel. I think we were catching up on some of that stuff. Because we were always super shitty about promoting ourselves. We were just, we weren't good at it. We were like, we were like the Canada of media companies. We did it like kind of passively. We did merchandise, right?

Yeah. You know, and stuff like that. And we said, well, that's it. And I remember the arguments of, well, we don't need to do a lot of marketing because our shows are free. That is the marketing for the companies. Like we have just these really funny videos or, you know, cool animated things. And that's what advertises our company. We don't need to go out and do this other stuff.

I think this is like close to 10 years before we actually started thinking about marketing or anything like that. So the same time you start this podcast. No, what? About 10 years ago, it was 10 years in. You know, this is actually dumb posted a photo of his trip to Austin. And he saw us recording the first one. I saw, I saw you retweet at that or something.

Me giving Jeff shit about. I don't think I was doing it in this clip. Me giving you somewhere. Jeff shit about, and I think I was doing it in this clip before. Yeah, the bet. Giving him shit about the bet. It's funny, because I stuck with that for a while because I was just listening to the podcast where Jack had to pay me for a bet.

He owed me 80 bucks and I took 80 bucks from Jack. That must have hurt him. Yeah. And he said, he bet me something Joel Wooden or Wooden do. He bet me that Joel wouldn't go to Australia. And then Joel was there and he's like, well, give me, you know, I get a cut. I'm like, no, fuck no.

What's, you know, I'm going to pay back for your plane ticket going to Australia. But I was calling out Jeff and that one too for not paying his bets. Like that was probably like two years later. I don't know if I ever won a bet with you guys. Really? Yeah, which is weird because you bet shit all the time. I've lost it one. I've lost it a lot. I've been won a bet with you guys. Really? Yeah, which is weird, because you bet shit all the time. I've lost a lot. I've lost a lot.

I've been cheating myself. One of the few bets I won was when Michael owed me $100, but he got you to draw penises all over them. Oh yeah. Making the money almost entirely useless. Yeah. This was sick of the bank. I think I spent it.

I spent one of them on one of those bathroom attendance Oh, I think if it's a podcast I was looking to I'll look at the podcast because it's in my podcast app Yeah, you know when you go to somewhere and for some reason they put a book of the bathroom and he's like And you used a hundred dollar bill for that. No, I wasn't in a hunt. It was like a bunch of 20's Oh, you used a $20 bill. Well, why else about it? I've given to some like Don't know if you're using going to play audio from another podcast. Okay. You could also go to an ATM and deposit that into. It wasn't a huge problem for me. That wasn't it. I'm going to play it now.

Barb talking was not me. I'm sorry. I just wanted to go to the airport. Okay. So yes, podcast 140. And in it, you actually talk about Gavin, who is this little smidge that was still in England. And you had made a series of bets with him a hundred pounds at a time, and Gavin racked up like $2,100 in bets with you and that you just went,

by I'm leaving, I'm going back to the US. What a bug. So you owe Gavin 21 hundred. I think I owed you, what's my 21 hundred quit? I think I owe you 100 quit. I don't think I owe you 21 hundred quit. Did you have a playup? No.

The quit is in bad shape right now It is I like it. There is a bet that I won with you. I'm not listening to it. Excuse me. I'm trying to find this clip It was for five dollars and this was when we were filming mdb and we were just sitting on the couch and I was drinking a bottle of water and Gavin said I I'll bet you five dollars that you won't pour water into that cap and spill it on your jeans. And I said, okay, and it was just the most uneventful thing ever. Did I then just go? All right.

Yeah, uneventful. Yeah, very uneventful, but I got five dollars. There was no dilemma, it was just free of drama. It'd be basically just should have given five dollars. Can I play this clip? Do you see what you're talking about? I know exactly what we're talking about that being said I pay off my bets That's what you have your you have your money. I'm like some people we know who don't pay power

That's the upset about Jeff's When I was in my sweet sweet international travel when I was in London with Gavin I kept making bets with him I kept making hundred pound bets with him and by the end of it he was like yeah, I'm up 200 pounds 200 that's great. I'll pay later It was it was about and then he was like, yeah, I'm up 200 pounds. You're gonna get 200 pounds. That's great. I'll be later. I'm just gonna have to get a little bit of your book. What did you do? You're gonna get a little bit of bedding? I knew what it was. It was about, um,

Kira Knightley being in Star Wars. And then it went, and then we doubled or nothing bit for the release date of the Super Nintendo, or something like that. It was like a video game console, like when it came out. Don't ever bed against death. That's my recommendation.

You are my 200 quid. You do. Can we give you 200 dollars? Yes. Double nothing, double nothing right now. No, fuck no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I got in that hole at the beginning with.

Get it. Oh, there you go. No, you can create the $200 before that. Just a nap. That's so, that's what happened. Did you see, now the EU is saying that the UK I'm going to go into dollars before that. That's so, that's so funny. What happened? Did you see, now the EU is saying that the UK can cancel Brexit? Oh, really?

Is there gonna be a second referendum? I don't know. Oh my god, they met a money, we already spent on it. So you some a cancel in the vote? Was that today or, yeah, it was today? She canceled the, oh, you mean like the agreement? Right, like the vote in the Parliament Man, I'm glad I've been uninit all of these last few years because damn

I remember the first time I went when I met you it was almost two to one. Yeah I'm pissed off everywhere I win Is everything was so fucking expensive like oh this is only five pounds oh wait? That's the worst part about bar.... The worst part about it is when Merck's creating the currency is getting close to it. If you did it, when the currency is getting close enough, they'll just price stuff the same. It's like an iPad will be like $400.

And 400 pounds is like, that's such a rip off for England. It's heavy. Not right now. Well, it is. A quarter percent markup for being, you know, the greatest civilization in the world, right? It's never cheaper.

They never charge less pounds. No, why would they charge less pounds more? Right, right. Because it pounds worth more. Right. They would never charge like 300 pounds instead of 400 dollars. No, they would. When there's a big enough gap, like a $400 will be like a $350.

Really? Yeah. But when they get close, they price them the same as a nightmare. Is Brexit going to happen or not? I didn't vote for it. Why are you asking me? What is it going to happen? It's a remain.

What's going to happen now? It's a problem. That's why the pound is where it is at a buck 25. It's no one fucking knows. How is it this bad at declaring independence? Like every other country in the world has declared independence from the UK. So they have a lot of experience of knowing how that works.

And when it's their turn, they're like, oh, like me, we're going on, I don't know. Imagine if the fucking Patriots were like, they ran onto the ship's grab the tea, went to chuck it overboard, went, psyched, and put it back down. That's the equivalent of what's going on in Brexit. So Peter H. has the update. They can revoke the invocation only by either another vote or by parliamentary vote, but the UK government would have to vote down the deal,

vote out Theresa May, put in a remain government to do it. It's almost no chance of that happening. And also, they didn't win by that much either. I think it was 52%. It was really close. Wanted to leave. And that's that same discussion of what your team needs

to go to the playoffs in like two games left. So like if Kansas City loses, if these two other ones tie and Theresa May has voted out then we'll be the wild for the MMC It barely passed and it turns out that almost every promise that was made about it was a lie Enough enough votes were based on a lie printed on the side of a bus Then there are enough people who voted for that alone that actually swung the whole thing Mm-hmm, and then and then when it came they were like made the lie got appointed to positions to help oversee the process And then left because they saw how difficult it was like the next day they're on TV being like well

Obviously we can't actually do that immediately. That's gonna take a couple of decades. It's like, all right, well, thanks for that. We voted for President based on the fact that a woman might have written an email. That's really, that was a year and a half of his emails. There's a lot of, there could be something in the emails. We don't know, but what we don't know is, yeah. We'll never know because they're gone, they're private. Because they're gone.

If it's such a security threat, what do we do to get these emails? Right? I mean, it's like, they're obviously very fucking secure because we don't have these goddamn emails that change the course of our country. It's probably hard to send to our friends like, I'll let you watch Walking Dead, fucking lame.

Yeah. Accidentally replying all to company. Yeah, do you know the piece that says just to be red? It's her forwarding stuff from me, Bump's world. Sendin' gifts to her grandmother. What you think? I have a question. And I don't know much about the process,

but if there was some meddling involved in the election, and that is how- Like news? If there is, I'm not making a- In our election? In our election. At this point, where Trump won. And there was discovered to be meddling, and he won based off of that.

What would happen? Nothing. Nothing. Everything that gets discovered, when it's, as soon as it's discovered, doesn't matter. He could be, listen, we can find out Donald Trump was born in Senegal and it wouldn't matter at this point.

People like, so what? He's been in America long enough, that's fine. But it just mean like all the decisions that he is made as president, nothing would happen to those decisions. No, no. Because ultimately the way it's supposed to work is that it's like the checks and balances.

Like he's not supposed to be able to put anything in a place without the assistance of the legislative framework. Different trade war. What's the executive order that I said the way it's supposed to work? Okay. Doesn't an executive order just he signs whatever the next president can change an executive order? Yes.

An executive order can just undo another executive order. All I'm saying is If you have Congress in your favor, especially the House, if you line up with that, nothing will happen. Just really nothing will happen. And the problem is if you have it where there's a disparity,

it seems like all of you have spent their time trying to fight or trying to get the person out of office. I saw James Cooley, I guess, gave a talk the other day. Maybe it was over the weekend somewhere in New York.

And he was talking about Donald Trump, about our president. And he was saying that, you know, he does, obviously he doesn't know anything about the Mueller investigation. He doesn't know what's going on there. But he said that he hopes that anything that stems from that does not happen until after 2020, and that Americans need to vote Donald Trump out

through a normal election. He said that he does not want to see an impeachment done while he's in office because then his supporters will feel like there's an ill, that's illegitimate or that it's like a coup of some type. And I was like, I can see the value in that. I can see the value in having to go to the poll and actually vote him out. Gabby, there definitely is too. And I don't know, Komi fan. You know, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's ousted, if it actually gets fully impeached and convicted and then is ousted from office, that would be a nightmare. But you're talking about something that's never happened, right?

It's never happened. No one's ever been removed. But no one's impeached, but not found guilty. Correct. That's the way that works. Correct. He was technically he was impeached, but remained in office because he was not found guilty. I wonder how much tax pay a money and impeachment costs.

It, listen, here's the thing. Less than a Brexit. Here's probably less than a Brexit. People don't like whatever we talk about politics in general, and that's the problem with politics now is that it's got us all pitted against one another. I think we all agree the same thing that all these people in Washington

are just a bunch of fucking parasite losers, honestly. They just suck away money. They give themselves healthcare. We all don't like them for different reasons, but we all definitely don't like them, you know? I mean, there's a handful of exceptions, but even people who have super powerful senators are like, I fucking hate this guy, but he's...

The Trump partially got elected on the drain, the swamp, tag. And that's not happening. No. That is definitely not happening. He immediately walked that away. Like, I think as soon as he got elected, it's like, oh, it's just a chant.

I said once or twice, if he would picked up on it. I remember, where was a kid? I would eat red pistachios. And we would talk about campaign promises and checklists of it was a big deal whether or not a person who ran for office, fulfilled the promises they made while they were running for office. They're talking about first 100 days and then first year.

Yeah. And I'm not saying it's just Trump. I'm saying that seems like that has just gone away. You know, and it's like, I mean, the big things for the last election were drain the swamp and then also build a wall and make Mexico pay for it. Now we're not even saying that Mexico is going to pay for the wall. That's not even. Well, I mean, anybody knew that that wasn't going to happen to begin with.

We have, but he just so if you, if he, is it okay to say something and make a declaration, if everyone knows it's not true, it's interesting. Is that an okay thing to go in a Mars? There you go. You're the next Elon Musk going to Mars. You should have a lie jaw on his desk, I think. I'm okay. What?

I'm sure you would have to fill it? He would. He'd have to put the air in. He emptied because he doesn't think he lies. What's that? The empty. A lie jar is a bad thing because you're like, you lied, did you put money in? Yeah. He's like, you just get a like a running tab in your head. I feel like there's a bunch that I agree to agree with, but I just wish you would tell more truth. I just wish the truth was more important than it is in everything. Like no one gives a shit about the truth and it's really annoying.

Yeah. Yeah, but you know, a lot of people who are in situations, they feel like they know the situation. So it's like they, instead of going through the full explanation of why it's okay to do it, they just say it just didn't happen. You know what I mean? It's like they want to get to that end result

to the dishes. I also hate the phrase my truth Is that it was out of phrase now? We're like that's my truth. It's like you're busy the truth. Yeah. Well No, it's my truth like alternative facts and shit like that. It's like there's only one thing that took place Yeah, well, there's only like a thing that took place Something's either true or not happened it one way or you know There's no versions of the truth. Yeah, we have, that's a bit of a very, very quick evolution. It's a pinion.

From a pinion, we should analyze our information to now it's just basically don't believe anything and if you believe anything, you're a sucker. And that's kind of a scary place to be in. But when I see videos of like, you know, real-time facial mapping, you know, where they can remap somebody's face and make them say whatever they might. Can't believe what you see anymore, you know? He's fucking movie companies. I just tweeted about this.

These are term live actions. Sonic the Hedgehog live action. The live-king live action. I know. It's just like, what is that word? You know, it's clearly not live action. It's just live action doesn't mean very realistic CG. It means live action. It means not hand drawn. Right. But I mean, but I mean, it's actual. That picks things like saying toy stories live action there.

It would be. Yeah. It's just not as realistic live action. Can't wait for live action Toy Story 4. We saw the teaser the other day. Yeah. Tom Hanks dressed as Woody. I don't know. Underwhelming Toy Story 4. We saw the teaser the other day. Yeah. Tom Hanks dressed as Woody. I haven't read this.

Was it underwhelming? Toy Story four? We I know yet. Did they put out a teaser for it? Didn't they? No, I thought the teaser was fine. You okay with that? Yeah.

It's the teaser. It's like the all the toys are holding hands and then there's like a sport in the middle. It's like a song and they're all just going. You see this? Underwhelming. Yeah, I'll talk about a second to reach this first.

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So thanks for showing us your sites. And thanks for your Squarespace for sponsoring this episode of the RuestriTV podcast. So it's basically just a teaser. It's just like a minute long. And it's just like all the toys are holding hands looking at each other. And then the camera's like panning around between all of them. And then it gets to like a sport that has like Googley eyes and like feet taped onto it.

And the sport just says like, I shouldn't be. I don't belong here. I don't belong here. Yeah. And then everything goes to chaos. Yeah. Doesn't show anything. I don't know what it's going to be about. I'm guessing it won't involve Andy or any of the original human characters.

Sid Phillips. Or maybe it'll be like the new member of the old, the toys were given to spoiler for the end of Toy Story 3. Oh, toys were given to that other little girl. Little girl, yeah. What if Andy's dead? It's like a hardcore, like super realistic gritty reboot. And he's addicted to heroin. Yeah. And he's dropped out of college and dies and the. He's using Buzz Lighters to fall in.

The toys have to, the toys have to bury him. Yeah, be awesome. I think very good. Yeah, they have to get him to dig themselves down into the coffin. Because they know of a choice. They they smuggle themselves to Cuba in his body. Jesus my god, so they can get revenge on the drug dealers who yeah, who or the drug manufacturers who killed that with their own. Yeah, that's right. So million dollars, but love money. And take the money. There's one person in your life who you see on a regular basis that whenever they're in your presence, you have the toy story effect

where you like get paralyzed and you collapse on the floor. Like every time you had that person is around. So you get to pick a person or is it a random person? It just be somebody who's consistent in your life, but it's random just like it could be Trevor, Mike, Meg, you know, or it could be your mom. How would I get anything done if it's Meg? Well, it doesn't say, you guys, the risk you have to take. Oh, okay.

I don't know if I could take it if it was, it was random like that. Would you rather have me like Andy Blanchard? Because then he would just explode. It's not. I think you'd just show up and sit in your office all day where you're done. Do they use that? Do they, like, are they aware?

While they're all like, rack up. They've got to be, right? Yeah, yeah, just like in his stuff. They listen. Yeah. Oh, so creepy. It's just like, and so, it's so weird. It's like, you get hit by like a sudden wave of a hit

and it's intentional or just like gets hit by a sudden wave of Rehipno. And is it intentional or just like the, does the, and you get close. And they're all like, and then they pass out. No, they can move. They just choose to be par. Yeah.

Is that what it is? Because they, they all came to life in front of Sid. That is true. They chose to come to life in front of Sid. I think they just have to be. Man, just they say you want to rewatch it. Like the whole story story sequence,

because I forgot about that. That's a creepy part. His head spins around. Yeah. Yeah. Who's gonna voice Mr. Potato? Oh, is that Rikl's dead? Yeah, Don Rikl's dead.

Yeah, so is the guy to see a dog. Gator, no, oh the dog, yeah. Yeah. What's his name? Vern Haverne guy. Didn't he die a long time ago? He was a little farty. They's his name? Vern, Hey Vern guy. Didn't he die a long time ago? To Farney? They got died a long time ago.

I know. Yeah. I mean, like after the first one. That's my point. Is it? They replaced him so long that there's been more movies without him than there were with him. That's not true.

That's not true. That's not true. Jim Varney, right? Jim Varney? Yeah. I love the end of it. I think he had recorded some of his Toy Story 3 stuff when he died.

Toy Story 2, by the way, long fucking time ago. Long time ago. What, decade ago? B.A. It's one time. Did you say the live action Toy Story? Jim Varney died in 2000. 2000.

That was it. So Toy Story was in the 90s. he did toy story one and two there you go So he's a bunch of movies they did one so he's in my answer your question They clearly replaced Jim Varney with springy dog. What's his name fucking flink dog? Like he yeah, slinky they replaced him so Don Rickles who by the way is an American comedic legend But they'll still find a way to replace it. There's a version of Clark is this voice of Slinky Dog. There's a version of Toy Story that is live action. There's you got Jeff Fox,

where they've been so awful. And what is that? Someone just reshot Toy Story, like a fan film that is shot for shot the movie with real toys. No shit, like stop action. No, just like they know maybe some stop motion. It's not much. So much.

I meant, yeah, but a lot of it's just like, you know, like on string and drag behind a truck and stuff. It's the most effort I've ever seen go into something that wasn't sold. The whole movie. The whole thing. There was a brilliant idea that somebody had years ago where they reshot Star Wars, but they gave everybody

six seconds of it. And people just made your only responsibility was you had to make six seconds of it. And people just made your only responsibility was you had to make six seconds of start of a style you want. Well, you were signed, I think if you signed it for the product, you were signed this. So every six seconds it keeps changing like styles. And like some people learn cardboard, sometimes it's animated.

And it's just, it's the same audio. I think so. I wanna say, I think so. Sometimes it has little kids. You know, it's a great idea. What's the record of that? What's the a great idea. What's an easy one? When I would want the, I wish I remember this one was a kid when they get in the trash compactor and the eyeball comes out. I don't know. Some of what that just scared the shit.

I'm what is the most boring six seconds is that was. The part where the medicorians get explained. Yeah, episode one. Oh, episode one would be like a conversation about tax or something. Oh, yeah. Maybe like that scene where they do the big long exposition about the final battle, about the Death Star trench and all that, with all those shitty graphics. I gotta give them credit, though.

They stuck with it. They stuck with the shitty graphics. Oh, actually, in episode one, you know, the bit where in the fight towards the end, they're waiting for the things to... Oh, you didn't look at each other. It's got six seconds of just waiting like this. That would episode one?

The red barriers. Yeah. But that was like, that was them coming up with something. Like, we need to separate Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan in a way that they'll be separated. And there could have been a million ways to do that. And they chose this one really specific way with these red gates.

But I mean, people understood it, so I guess it didn't. I didn't realize that that didn't kill Dothmull. Oh. Yeah, because he comes back. Because he has like spider legs. He's in rebels, right? I think we made a joke about that.

I wanted the early podcasts That he comes back and he's got robot legs. Yeah, and sure enough that ended up happening in cannon. Did you get paid for that? What's that? No, we didn't get paid for that. No It's the weight of my meat Joe black money in my Darth Moly spider legs money What is the movie that had some inspiration from a slow guys video in it? Blade Runner, solo. Solo. What was the thing they were inspired by?

Underwater explosion. Underwater explosion. But I was, the thing is I was told that after the movie came out and I didn't remember the part in the movie. It was when the mountain blows up. Yeah. When they're doing the train heist. That's a big explosion.

Are you credit it all in like the... No, I mean, I didn't work on it. I just, they were just inspired by it. And I thanked me for it. So I was like, oh, that's great. That's awesome. Thank you. I heard a history.

Did they really? That's fucking cool. I've had that happen a lot where it's like, people will tweet me stuff, and it'll be like slow motion related thing. And they'll be like, ah, you know, I can, I think this is inspired by your stuff. And I'm always like, well, I mean, you know, I'm not, I don't like slow motion related thing. Yeah. And they'll be like, I think this is inspired by your stuff. And I'm always like, well, I mean, I don't own slow motion.

Everyone has slow motion ideas. But then I also would get emails from people who actually were inspired. That was that OK go music video. Yeah. And the lead guy in OK go email me was very heavily inspired by your stuff. Thanks a lot.

I was like, he doesn't have to send me that email. No. I'm blown away that he sent it. It was just such a nice thing to receive. Yeah, what was the video? I don't know the name of the song, but it's like the whole thing is in slow mode. The whole thing happens really fast and real time.

Is there something with paint? Yeah, yeah. And like a flip book and the one moment. Yes. They're their music video with the triumphant. But they're the king favorite. All their music videos are amazing. Fucking good. They like the vomit coming off. I that came with it. All their music videos are amazing. Fucking good.

The helmet coming. Honestly, I don't know how they keep making them because they're all so creative. And after the first one, at least the first one I saw was the Trenosa one. Trenosa, yeah. And then there was the, when the morning comes with the big, rude, goldbird machine

that goes on for fucking ever with the ends in the paint cannons. Yeah, yeah. And then, you know, and then there was the band one, they just, they keep like topping themselves. I don't know how they do it. Not even really topping themselves, but like they managed to hit the same bar.

Like they just really impressed. It is, yeah. I feel like that's just the best thing about the music video industry. I would agree. It was kind of like a dying thing before YouTube brought them back. Yeah.

I don't really really care about music videos anymore. To me, they're proof you make good music video. I mean, it's like, I had never heard of OKGO before they started putting out these YouTube music videos and it's like, it's the reason why I know all their songs. Yeah, I have their songs on my iPod just iPod. I find it. Just because of the videos. Yeah, it's cool.

I think it was a good outlet for that video format. I think it was dead. Nobody was putting it on TV anymore. It's definitely like a good bite-sized thing. It's a good video. It's the right length to watch online. I have a question. What is Vivo? What? Oh, the music network? What does that company provide that is stopping artists to start bloating their own videos? I don't know. Why is it all vivo? Or it used to be, I feel like some people are doing it themselves. Could have been a right thing when nobody gave a shit about YouTube and they snapped up all the rights.

Music license. Yeah, I assume that was a very successful business, but I don't really know what they did. I mean, there's a lot of like that. Like, X-Men is not coming back to Marvel for five years or something like that. It takes a while for these people to expire. Yeah, there was like that during the Game Awards, there was a trailer for a Marvel game that had Wolverine and it was like a I was like, oh, that's where they got a

Like a next man into like into the Avengers universe in this in this video game Which I guess is different on video games and compared to yeah, well different licensing Once again, it's like probably something snapped up. It was a lot easier to get the license for Marvel superheroes, for video games than it was for movies. So Vivo is a joint venture among three major record companies. That's why I probably wouldn't use it. Universal Music Group, Sony Music Entertainment and EMI. That play.

Biggest count on YouTube by far, in terms of views. First status being deprecated. Deprecated, really? Mm-hmm. Well, because they're all starting their own platforms. Didn't the Avengers trailer get the most views within a 20-barrel period than any other video? It's a for a trailer, I think.

It's what the the final part was. The final part was the latest video was viewed. Oh, thank you next. Thank you next. It slowed down YouTube's commenting system. There were so many people commenting on it that like YouTube had to tweet and and said it was because of thank you next. So we were commenting on it. That like YouTube had to tweet and said it was because of thank you next.

So we were commenting on it. I enjoyed that music video a lot because it plays up a lot of old movies that were some of my favorites growing up. A lot of mean girls in there. Just very stuff like that. Big fan, she knows her audience. My favorite video is the YouTuber you want.

Holy cow, you see this here? What was your favorite part? Did you see this here? Yeah, I did. Wow. What is it up to now? How many disc, like seven million dyslexia? So what was that with it? Did they just miss the mock? The first one I wasn't in. People are just, man, you dodged the bullet, dude. It was really, um, and I was the first time I just haven't had time to go and shoot it. Yeah. Now you dodged the bullet. I don't know. I uploaded four days ago currently at 7.7 million dislikes. I think people are just using it to express their dissatisfaction with YouTube.

I didn't understand why some people were in it. Like, I know that Will Smith vlogs now but it was annoying to see him start off. Start off that man. I instantly was like, I don't wanna watch this now. Yeah, but he's probably the biggest person on YouTube this year who hasn't only been doing it before.

I guess he was, you know, he's obviously already a celebrity, but he has been doing a ton of content. You know, it's one of those things about rewind is, and I thought about this to you when you started doing rewind, is people who are specifically YouTubers, they put a lot of that platform.

And something that's like, you have to think about when you choose to do those things, is that there is some kind of end to that or there's some other side of that. Like, oh, it's cool to do this, but then there's gonna come a time three or four years down the road where YouTube doesn't want you to do it.

And they get to decide whether or not your relevant audience to do that. And you've spent all that time building your audience. You gotta be careful about like handing that over to other people, you know? It is cool to do that stuff. I'm sure if, you know, if somebody had come along and said, hey, do you guys wanna do rewind?

We probably would have said yes and not passed up, but at the same time, it's like, I'm glad on this side of the equation, I'm not sitting around waiting for YouTube to not put me in it, you know? Because I'm glad on this side of the equation, I'm not sitting around waiting for YouTube to not put me in it. You know? Because I'm sure there's lots of people every year. It's like that one year that phone doesn't ring and it's one more fucking thing that

person's got to think about, you know, is the fact that, oh, now I'm not only fucking YouTube, rewind video. That's what happened to Gavin. He just doesn't want to admit it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no relevant. I couldn't shake it. But dude, you dodged a bullet this year. Honestly, that thing is like, people are just, I think people, I think we're seeing a definite backlash against the YouTube influencer culture. It's a shame really because that video is only supposed to be like a celebration. It's not really got an agenda. It's just like, hey, it kind of had an agenda this year. What was it? I didn't see it.

It was like, they were all talking, there was like a portion of the deal where they were all talking about something like as if they were being interviewed. They do that, they do that now, they stop in the middle of it. Which is a weird kind of flow to it. Like usually it's like a big music video, which I love.

I know that Lanham was pissed that none of the Fortnite YouTubers were in it. They did a whole thing on Fortnite. You can't use it in it? Well, then just a Twitch streamer. Like he's, YouTube is a secondary thing. Fortnite. Ninja was in it. Ninja's in it. Well, Ninja's a Twitch streamer. He's YouTube is a secondary thing. Yeah.

Like the biggest YouTube only Fortnite people were in it. He should be. Let's see what you fucked up. Yeah, let's see what you fucked up. Yeah, cuz they had a whole Fortnite section in the video. I'm not saying Ninja's, no, no, no. He's presence is low.

I got 20 million subs. But I could say I watched two minutes of it and I didn't recognize a single person other than Will Smith. So I feel like I'm very out of touch with YouTube these days. I see. I didn't watch very much, but I watched like 20 seconds. I don't know. I'm done.

Even last year, I didn't have time to go into a shoot either. I had to like send in footage because I couldn't make the shoot date. Was you doing the floss? No, I don't remember. I think I just dived in front of a green sheet. You're a... The 2013 one was I think the coolest one. Like seeing you and Dan get so heavily featured in that one was...

Oh my God, that was awesome. That was the WinnieWade-Go one. Yeah. Yeah, and I get a team. 2013? Yeah. I know. Because we brought our Phantom, they seemed like,

oh, sweet, we get free, the Slomer, whatever. But because it was Slomer, the amount of screen time we got was nuts. I watched the edit, I was like, we're like, we've got the most seconds of anyone. I just seen, it's like flash, and then they're off screen in like two seconds and you're just like,

hmm, I think if the footage had been even slow, we would have lasted longer. The thing about it too is, I learned an interesting fact that because of with Gavin when they shot that and I learned and I've seen this since is that Gavin pointed out that people always when they're big thing about shooting anything is the schedule and the day and stuff gets moved back and move back. Apparently the slow-mo shots always get moved back here is this is

what they always push them to the end. But slomo, especially for that high speed, needs a lot of light. So you can't wait until the sun's going down to film this stuff and Gavin keeps bringing this up and bringing this up. But I've seen that ever since then. It's like, people always push it because it's a specialty shot.

We'll just save it till the end and things like that. And in real time, it doesn't take hardly any time at all. Nothing. So usually people like, oh, we just stick down on the end of it. It's like, yeah, you need the light that you've got now. Right. We got you.

I remember you were like, you were helping like remind them that. Yeah. You were getting on the case to be like, you need to shoot this now. Who's that? I think it was the company that was doing it that year was the company that Evan

or programming director came from. Paul, like, yeah, yeah, Paul, I think I think that's where Evan was before. Where should he get some point? That's like a, what does the Foxy, I think, was that's where Evan was before Where should you get at some point? That's like what does the Foxy? I think was that year What is the Fox say? Yeah, but they had to like switch out the side song from that rewind so they read up they like sneakily replace the phone really yeah The not the Fox that was 2013 damn crazy. It doesn't seem like that long ago

No, yeah, cuz I guess we weren't even in stage five. We moved in to stage five in 2014. Fuck. Is that coming up on five years? Damn, dude. Where's time go? Doesn't seem like I've been here the majority of time. I've been here a few days, but I guess like, yes. So I'll buy a long shot.

If we're coming up on five years, and the podcast that we're going off for 10-something, half of our podcasts, we're done here. Yeah, that's so strange. What do you say we need to move again? Yeah, we just half of our podcasts were done here. Yeah, that's so strange. We need to move again. Yeah, we need to find a new location. We'll go to that side of the stage. We'll go over there.

I had a funny thing happen today. I went into a room at the company that I've never been in before, and it was full of people I've never seen before. No, really? And I worked. Which room was it? I don't want to say. Oh, I'll tell you what.

That's good. What? Yeah, I was just like someone sent me in there to because that might be where I think was. Yeah. And I went in there and I was like, oh my gosh, I don't know what this room does. Maybe, were they not, were they reaching employees?

Yeah, okay. So yeah, between YouTube though, YouTube made all the premium content, which includes laser team, they made it all free now. So you can watch all of it. So you've never seen it before and you want a chance to go see it for free, you can go see it for free. I mean, everything is now free in future.

I believe so, I believe so. I have YouTube read though and I haven't watched any of their premium stuff. YouTube premium. Like, Cobra, oh, right, YouTube premium. Cobra Kai, and did you watch that? I still haven't watched it.

Apparently it's a really good show. Yeah, so I had to find some time to go watch it. But I think, I think, pay someone on reading is that they're moving away from that premium model. And I think that YouTube in the next couple of years is gonna be maybe a return to form of what it's been. Because the premium, it's arguably a mess right now.

The premium benefit was just primarily then ad free. And you can download. Oh, and then offline, okay. Yeah, it's one of those things. It's like, I read this discussion in regards to Rooush Yutthala, like with first, feel like his first worth it. I watch a ton of content. I participate in a lot of different sites going all the way back to like the late 90s

of like being a home start runner fan, being on FARC, you know, those kinds of things. And whenever I paid for a subscription for something, and this includes YouTube today, because I pay for YouTube every month, it's like, you're like, well, as YouTube read or YouTube premium, is it worth it? And my answer's always the same, it's always like, YouTube's worth it. Like, I watch YouTube so much, $10 a month,

to watch YouTube is worth it to me. It's like, that service is worth it, regardless of whatever the pro feature is. Like, I don't use YouTube music or any of that stuff. I do like occasionally the fact that when I see somebody else watching it and it add pops up, then I remember, oh yeah, I used to have ads on this and now I don't.

Or the best feature that I enjoy the most is downloading videos in the app to then play later. But to me, it's like, it's 10 bucks a month. It's like, I get so much value on YouTube. But to me, it's like, it's 10 bucks a month, it's like, I get so much value on YouTube. Just in general, it's like, it's like, it's already a fucking steal at 10 bucks a month. Definitely. But you should still sign up for first before you do.

The moral of the story is, first is absolutely worth it. For premium. That's the question, that's always answer when the P.O.S. gives, is it worth it? It's like, well, is the thing worth it? Yeah, kind of base level? I'm always happy just to support, well, I'll keep it it to a base level? I'm always happy just to support what occupies my time.

Yeah. So if it's, so if it cures boredom on a plane, I'm so happy to pay for that. Yeah. And it's like, if I can contribute 10 bucks a month and it keeps going, then that's enough for me. And people can out download Root Sheets videos if they're first member off of the app for offline viewing. Yeah. And you can swipe the thing and it skips. It's kept in seconds, Even though it's backwards.

You think it's backwards? Just a lot of debate over that. Yeah. It's because I'm used to tapping the side of the screen that I want. It depends on if you think of it as sliding the bar forward or backwards or sliding the screen. It's backwards for like two minutes and then you're like,

I'm used to it now. But to me when I first used it, I was like, why is this the wrong way? Travis is the exact same thing. He's up with, with, yeah, it's fine. It looks great. And you can watch us live every Monday night at 5 p.m. on the podcast.

Also where they could watch us on Thursday is our live holiday extravaganza. That's gonna be fun. That we're doing Thursday at 6 p.m. central live. We're on Christmas holiday extravaganza live. Extravaganza has a lot of fucking azy. Extravac, dot, dot, dot. That's a lot.

I think it's actually called spectacular in our branding. I think so too. But it's a, it's gonna be live for everyone on RoosterTeeth.com. Yeah, so if you go to RoosterTeeth.com, you'll be able to see it for free there. And then I think I've got to go through a little short little window on first on demand.

And then free to watch on Rishi.com. We have no plans that I don't think to put this on YouTube. There's some real one right now, maybe. There's some really funny stuff in there. I'm excited to see how people react to it. I am too. I watched some of the, you know, we have some little bits,

some people like the intro's pre-recorded and stuff like that. Don't wanna get too much into it, but I watched the final versions of all that thing. I'm super happy about it. And my personal's have been a fucking blast for that. Yeah, we had a lot of fun. Yeah, we even performed the whole show for an internal employee test audience.

And then sure enough, you were like, what's good, did you like the best? Or here? I was like, what is this thing back on? Please laugh, please laugh, please laugh. It's pretty good. It's fun, we're having fun with it. Yeah. All right, what's time to wrap up? like the best. What is it? Please love. Please love. It's pretty good. It's fun. It's just we're having fun with it. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. What's time to wrap up? Is it? Yeah. Come watch the Ruchif holiday. Shave again. spectacular. spectacular.

Was that all of this? Or costella? What time? Thursday 6 p.m. Central. She got it. 6 p.m. Central. Yep. All right.

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