Rooster Teeth Podcast - The Wrong Way to Open a Cereal Box? - #553

Episode Date: July 16, 2019

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Burnie Burns as they discuss awkward microphone moments, growing up, social stigmas, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And I'm Gus. I liked your thumb. I'm so happy. I've been liking your dad. I'm so happy watching you guys get harassed on Twitter. Gavin and Gus. I wasn't going to call you G. Sorolo for some reason. I got Instagram name.

Instagram name. Instagram name that is correct. Gus was taken by who on Instagram, do you know? Some dude in Mexico. I know. But the question that we asked during Gavner Google, can there be a rainbow at night? Well, color is rainbow at night.

We've been getting inundated. Gustavo Guzman. With information about moonbows. And now every time a moonbow comes up, you're gonna get sent that stuff. Doesn't make sense as a name because it's the rain. Right. It's a sunbow.

It's a sunbow and a moonbow. Right. The best part's not a sunbow and a moonbow. Right. The best part, the best part though, about the moonbow, is when someone tweeted at me the first time, because it was after the RTX podcast episode. Yeah. What we talked about it. I thought the first person who was tweeting me about it

was trying to go moonbow. And just wrote moonbow. It's a moonbow. Instead of moonbow. Like, because that's what you guys say when you throw it. And it's like, that was the cool way to say it. I was kind of a dick to one of those people. You were so hot.

I feel a little bad about it. What'd you do? Someone. That's a big lie. I knew they were getting to you. You should read your tweet. Let me find it. They were getting the gust.

They were, he was starting to. It wasn't that they were getting. It's the phrase. It was the phrasing. I can read the guys tweet because he she delete his tweet really told Twitter he really yeah because it was like out of I don't remember I compare phrases I found my tweet I can paraphrase his if you can't find it he's still looking if. If you look in, there's a screenshot,

so you could probably look in. Your phone, No, in our messages, it's already deleted by then. Okay, so he tweeted, he tweeted us the moon, both thing. He said, Hey, I know this isn't quite a night rainbow,

but there's just moon, both thing. So we can put that in the, not a night rainbow category, along with everything else in the world. Cool. Wow, dude, what's, and he just, he's just telling you something really so repotting.

Yeah, I was like, yeah, it was a little, it was a little hard on that line. So who's out of order, Gavin? He's out of order. Gus is out of order. Gus, Gus is out of order. Gus is mean. We don't know Gus is mean.

He's been mean. Do you want to apologize? Do you want to apologize? No, no, because that's my stick. You're stick. Your stick is like when it's deserved. That guy was just like, oh, no, no, because that's my stick. You stick your stick is like when it's deserved that guy was just like God, can I In case you didn't know I just thought I would provide you with this information and then you should shut in his throat

Fuck you bitch super nice super nice guy. It's even Barbara They asked the question and they were wondering about it. So they look at them They're wondering about this thing. Let me let him know. It's like fuck you So thank you, Neil Anderson. Sorry, I was a bit of an ass. Someone reminded me recently of the conversation we had many years ago when Gavin suddenly in the middle of a conversation said, how many bones were in the human skull?

And then I started trying to answer the question. Hey, say, how many bones were in the head? I don't wanna get into this. I don't wanna get into this. And I tried to answer the question, and as soon as I started trying to answer the question, Gavin went on the fucking attack. We should have a, we should either rename this podcast

or have a segment called Semantics. We're just like two people arguing the same side, just slightly different. So we started to do anything, I started to answer this question. That's the thing. That was how many of you had, and then you were told about the skull.

Oh God, go back and listen to it. Go back, you lose your mind over the course of that podcast. And you make me lose my mind. And like a two minute conversation. That's what always happens. Gavin says something, we turned to him and it's like indulgent. You actually had the best comment in the whole thing.

I know. We were like five arguments deep. I really like five arguments's back and forth. And Gus, you just finally go, Gavin, what is the answer you want us to say? So that you can make your point. Because we knew all the, we all realized at that point,

Gavin was just asking a question to start and he was hoping because he wanted to make a point. That's what it was. What was I trying to get to? You gave up on it. You're so good at that. Asking something in order to get to another subject. Or when you try to explain it, you just confuse yourself.

Yep, but that happens. I mean, a lot of the time it's just, we know that happens. We've seen it over the course of 11 years now. Just the curious point. The odd thing is, listen, I got this hat. Someone's asking me to get in chat where I got my hat. I get my hat, this little star hat. I get it from big head hats or a lammude hat.

It reminds me of that carnival game. You get like a little BB gun and you have to shoot out the star. That's it? That's exactly what that looks like to me. Except it's a red star. The closest to a cartoon character in terms of the way you dress, then anyone I know.

So this is weird. This is getting to be weird at RTX, which was just last weekend, right? Was weekend? Not the one you did yesterday, but the one before. Right, yeah. And those all track of time around RTX. Yeah, it's just gone.

It's like, you don't even realize it's a Sunday, you know? On almost every panel I was on, somebody brought up the fact that I wear the same thing all the time. They just noticed that. It's like, I literally have been wearing the same thing for almost two years. Well, at the crime of the cut up.

I guess that when you see a clip of a podcast, you never know what year it's from. It's the main reason why I actually do it is kind of similar, which is is if I'm ever shooting something, like we had to do kind of pickups or like little stand-up things for the immersion show that we're doing for discovery, I, this is what I wore on my lab coat. So they were like, hey, we got a thing, we need to record something really quick, the audio was bad on it, we need to get, what were you wearing that day? It's like, I never have to answer that question. I'm literally wearing this. Don't worry, I got 70 of these shirts.

I'm available right now to go do that. But these, wearing this. Don't worry, I got 70 of these shirts. I'm available right now to go do that. But then every now and then, somebody will go find these shirts. I'm wearing a black or navy. It's black. Pique. Well, I have navy ones. I'm saying I have like,

sometimes I like to really change it up bar, but I wear the navy one. Psycho-bunny shirt, but it's kind of worth a little polo shirt, but the emblem is small, like a little, like the traditional polo. Yeah. They don't make these shirts anymore. They used to sell, I found them in Nordstrom's like three years ago,

when I was in there buying a suit for something. And which is like, I think that's the only reason I ever go to Nordstrom's is if I have to buy a suit. Yeah, probably. And then I just saw this thing and I was like, oh, buy that. Why don't you just wear, oh much, every day. That's what you do.

And I appreciate that. I don't know why I don't do that. Because then I could just wear random merch. I did wear merch on the immersion shoot. Immersion? Immersion, emerge on the immersion shoot when we were on the boat.

And, and a problem, but you can probably relate to this. Our audio guy Jake was like, not a boat in the wind, in the waves. So the mic's making a bunch of noise. Yeah. And he keeps me to work on my mic, which is fine. You have the most, in the waves. So the mic's making a bunch of noise. Yeah. And he keeps me to work on my mic, which is fine. You have the most trouble with mics too.

I do. Because you're hairy chest. I'm rustling, but he has a much hairier chest than I do, and he doesn't have the problems. So like, of course, he's like a little like a fur belt. You know, condition of tiny circle in the middle of your chest, huh? I shaved so far down now when I have production days, I've gotten away from it, but I used to shave like,

it looked weird, frankly. You just have a strip. Yeah, make like a dip, like a you, a little bit, a little bit, a little bit, and then be that. A quick neck shirt. Exactly, like a V-neck chest hair. It's a good thing.

But he was already pregnant. He was yanking on my collar for my t-shirt. And after like fourth or fifth time of this, I look like I've just got this, like, oh, because it's just stretched out. Yeah, and I just couldn't, I was like, can you just not yank on my collar, please? That is the most like disheveled ugly look.

Dude, when someone's collar is just so stretched out and loose like that, it just makes you look just. Like weird. It's one piece. I think it's the word. And it was like, tensions were high. He wasn't part of the trip. Jake wasn't, he came from a different,

I don't know if I can say where he came from, but he came from a different place to meet us in one of the immersion shoot locations. So we had to deal with all the kinds of cancellations and stuff like that. So he wasn't part of that epic journey over landed New Orleans and then had to take a bus to Destin, Florida.

He wasn't part of that. So already spirits were a little low, but we're all like, hey man, we got one day, we're gonna shoot this stuff, it's great. But it was still like, everyone was just like, you know, getting through the day kind of a thing. And we were all like really professional and really great. And I was just like, every time we could get in,

I'm like sure to live more, I was like, stop doing it. Did you tell him? I won my time bitch. I think I killed him the third time. So we had the third, fourth and fifth time that he did it that I, we were having a discussion about. How did you tell him? Yeah, you won my time, bitch. I think I told him the third time. So we had the third, fourth, and fifth time that he did it that we were having a discussion about. How did you approach it? I don't know.

I first, I hate, can you just not yank my collar, can we go the other way, which is like underneath the shirt? And then after a while, I was just like, he'd approach me and I was like a little girl who shy, just like take my shirt and pull it over with me. You know? I just be like, here, don't fuck with my shirt anymore. I can't take it.

What was your most awkward mic moment? I guess you guys don't really have as many awkward moments because you're dudes and you have nothing really to hide up in here. Always bathroom. Oh yeah. Right? I mean, when you wear a pack and you go to the bathroom but you forgot to tell the audio person.

Yeah, or you're talking shit about someone and you still have your mic turned on. I, you've been talking shit. No. Yeah, I've heard. I was talking shit about someone and you still have your mic turned on. I even talking shit. No. Yeah, I have us talking shit. Me? Audio shit. Give me one of the secrets in that.

Never mind. Do you have your secret file ready? Mike, you should. Mike, can you come out here? Somebody chance to. Mike, jump on here. Mike uses us or Mike's stuff for always open. Who's not kind of shitty here is before the show.

Mike's got a turn on the mic. This is Mike Perl who you may know from playing Walter in the Rishi shorts I'm not really sure why that is that we have one employee playing another employee Walter was in our accounting department, which is I think who you're playing. Yes, Walter the accountant who we happen to have in our accounting department who is in Hardcore monopoly. I don't know why I'm pointing you because you're not in the show. But it was in hardcore, what is the hardcore tabletop?

Is that what we were going to do? Yeah, he was for like two seconds in the room. He brought up the money. Yeah, that's a smart thing. But so let me ask you a question. You're an audio guy. Yeah.

You do field audio as well for like production. A little bit. You do a lot of it seems like a lot of sporting events. I did, that's my side gig that I, because I was in radio for a long time before I came here. So do you like you must hear stuff? The audio guy knows all the secrets, right? Yes. Yes. It's true. It's like being a bartender. It's or you know, or a hairdresser and you hear stuff and you don't repeat it. So is there like a code? Not really. It's not like a doctor like a code? Not really.

It's not like a doctor like a do no harm. Yeah, I try to live by that code. Do you think so? I don't get fired. So I don't want to throw you under the bus here, but it's like there was ever a like a movie and something went wrong and somebody got sued. You should subpoena the audio guy because the audio guy probably knows everything or audio persons. Excuse me.

Yeah, you should subpoena them because they probably know everything that's going on. So like everyone you've ever worked with. I spent a lot of time around sports coaches. Yeah, I know things about their personal life that if I'd ever said it, they would not have a job anymore. Tell us details about their third divorce. No, don't worry about those here.

Well, we're like, you know, things they said about reporters and or dirty things they said when they thought the mic wasn't on. Then nice. Unrelated to your story, I don't know if you've worked with them or not, but that new coach from UT, all the stories I read is like, it's an interesting bunch. Like he had a guy who was like after him,

a guy he used to work with. He like came after him and he was like, they were putting direct messages out and stuff like that. It was like a high school fight. What was the shirt that is wide made? That cool story hook-hung? Yeah, exactly. Cool story hook.

It was like so like, so like, whatever. I've had a call correctly and I probably don't. It was a former assistant coach from his previous job or one of his previous jobs. He was tied in, he worked in Ohio State when, and I can't remember who the coach is there now that it's under fire for something. And he worked there under him as an assistant. I think maybe when he was in Florida and they were, you know, he said a few things about it when he was asking question. I think he was trying to take the high red, but then the other assistant coach came out and said, yeah, I remember you go into the strip club with us here and there. Right. Right. And his life was like cool.

Mike, just to be clear, that what you're talking about is from public accounts like in the news. I did not notice the final information. Yeah. So it's just nuts. But what's the etiquette? Like, if I'm wearing a lovelier, which is the little clip, Mike, we're a pack that broadcast, and I'm wireless, essentially, I always tell the audio person that I'm going

to the bathroom. You can mute it usually. Now I do that. I'll mute it. And just for good measure, I'll plug it from the thing. I feel like, I mean, unless there's some weird kinks going on, they don't want to hear you, Peer Poo.

Plus, also, I'm sure Mike's been in the bathroom while I've used the urinal before. He's probably heard me pee firsthand. He doesn't need to hear me pee via a lot. Yes, I have. Yes, I have. Yes, I have. It's the worst. The truth is, in this building, there's two doors between the app, between where we are

and the bathroom. As soon as you get through that second door, it cuts out the sink. Yeah. That's what I thought. That's what I tell everybody. Do that in the regular room. We do that on the off-hop except. All right, Mike, we appreciate you being a vault of information.

My pleasure. Keeping all those secrets. Thank you. You never have that though, Barb. You say shit talking. What usually happens with me is like, Matt will say, hey, can I talk to you real quick? And I'm like, sure. Let me talk about something like.

Oh, business talk. He needs to fill me in on something a very high level business. And then about 30 seconds of the conversation, I'm like, I'm like, I just point everything I'm like, yeah, check it to everything. I'm just like, yeah. Let's check it to make sure it's off, you know. It's a weird feeling, because it's like wearing a wire. Yeah, so we need to fire Mike. That'd be tough one, see?

He heard it. No, no Derek, Eric wasn't happy about that. What? I had a strange account of the other day. You know, I always have strange accounts with people. I don't know what it is about me. I'm just gonna say a weird is the thing. It may be that I'm weird and I'm awkward, that causes this, but. You got a high-slugging average, that's for people. I don't know what it is about me. I'm just cuz you're weird as hell. It may be that I'm weird and I'm awkward.

That causes this, but. You got a high-slugging average, that's for sure. I do. I just thought about it. I was wearing this shirt and I went to a coffee shop here near the studio. God, she's wearing a very nerdy t-shirt. Is that unique?

It's like, yeah. It's got like a little eight-bit Mario and he's like hitting a coin block and a coin's coming out. It's very fast. It's supposed to be a donkey-cong level. Kinda, with the lock. Is that, are those horizontal stripes?

Are they diagnosed? Or did you just your body's on? I was on. Because that's a diagonal bluffing. Sorry, I'm interrupting your stripes. I just want to be there for a body body. And there's a brist to there, and the brist is in my shirt, and he's like, oh cool, I like your shirt.

A brist is somebody who makes coffee. And so I looked down, I'm not sure we're sure that we're going to see this, so it's like, oh, it's got more on it. Coffee is a caffeinated beverage. That Like, I'm like, oh yeah. Yeah, thank you. Like, I like it too. Like, I said something like, don't you think it's really cool that how Mario is almost like Mickey Mouse now,

or it's like, even if you don't play games, you know, people can identify Mario. And he's like, oh yeah, yeah, I play games though. No, it's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just, I'm just being conversation. He goes, yeah, yeah, I play Mario all the time. I know like Mario goes around, he collects all those rings. Oh no.

And he's pointing at the coin on my shirt. And I'm like, it does look like a ring. And I'm thinking, do I correct him? Because he's being very defensive about how he knows Mario are playing. Yes, Mario also got to go fast. Right. And I was like, um, yeah. You know, Mario collects police teams. Also got to go fast. Right. And I was like, um, yeah.

You know, Mario collects the rings. It is. Yeah, I was gonna say he was testing you, maybe. I don't know. Then I felt really weird. I was like, so I just like kind of stepped to the side and waited for them to finish making my coffee. Like, I didn't want to continue the conversation.

If I had witnessed the first and second response, like the very start of that conversation, I couldn't imagine how it would have gone sour, but somehow it happened with it. I was like, I don't know. Maybe he just forgot the word for coin. Maybe he did stumble. He was like, he collects up the, and you point it on the rings. It does look like a ring on that shirt.

I could see how they would say that. That person would say that. From the original, more or nothing, from Super Mario brother. Man, that's cool. Yeah. Just kind of like a plate What it was looks like a police very awkward conversation. I was like I just I just had to like kind of step away to like stop it and just And the conversation just wait if you'll coffee just like I put it again. I just can't have conversations with human

So we will work with guns for about a decade you guys have been just to write it like nine years. Yeah, eight years for you. So it's eight years from no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, latte God what are you going for with the black of the net? I think so too like his hot I'm gonna say Maricana what you're gonna say to Maricana because I was gonna say an Americano maybe but I'm gonna go off I'm gonna go off a little bit here and I'm gonna say the Gus gets a long black just because he discovered that later in life And now Gus doesn't get along with anything. Gus, what do you get? I'm gonna go. Oh, look at that.

I just have a mind. I had to switch it up because you took mine. Nice to be fair though. I did used to get coffee with Gus. Oh, so you cheated. What do I get? I know what you get. Cause it was just in that video.

Oh shit. It was. You can't play. Latte. Something millennially. A green matcha. Yeah, a tie-dye frappuccino. It had to be something the coffee machine could make.

Very good. What's going on in there? Well, I'm saying that we're not gonna be be making a caramel macchiato with that little thing. I'm not sure you can make that. Well, no, this is something I got blanaget me from Starbucks. Got you. Mugolata. Look at that poker face.

I usually get cold brew. Cold brew. I even watched that video. I even heard that in the last second. I'll get cold brew with a little bit of almond milk or just black coffee. It's just cold coffee or the white cold brew. It's brew, brew cold. Okay.

So they like, they're in that one. Why are you stupid? So they know how it's a different to an iced coffee. They normally brew it cold. Yes, iced coffee, they would have brewed it hot and then put it in the fridge to cool it down. Yeah, it would just be fun to me for saying they brew it cold. But how is it different than a normal coffee

with a brewed cold? He's gonna explain to himself with the thing he was just making. I'm gonna throw up. Oh, God. Yes, normally they heat up the water and push it through the grounds. This, I guess they just, you're cold.

Pressure, I'm assuming, it goes. It's also apparently more concentrated. I think so. The espresso is pressure. There's pushing down on you. That's Starbucks. They all tap there. And they're pushing it on you.

You know, by the way, this fucking sales department in this company has a cold brew tap and they're obviously. Yeah, and it gets refilled like once a week. Fucking broad. Broadcast works harder than any other department in here. Yeah, where's the other department? Where's the old cold brew tap?

We're not cold brew tap. I don't know, that's a great question. That's a great question. That's a great question. Let's just take this. They have a beer keg and the off topic set. Yeah, but we can't have any. You can't have any. You know, what do you mean you can't have it?

You're allowed to. Like, if you go to take something to someone, come and slap you. It's only for off top. But what if we, what if we impure the person who comes and slaps you is Nicholas, the man you're talking to.

Never mind. He slaps himself. So you're the rule enforcer. You're acting like you don't like the rule. I don't like the rule, but I still have the enforcer. It's like being a fucking police officer. What if we, Nicholas is really upset about this. What if we just tell you to relax the rule?

What if the rule but relaxed? Off topic override. It's good for broadcast. But OTO. I think they have a cold brew tap and also a, I want to say rose a, they used to have a rose a tap as well. A tap for roses. Yes.

In the sales office. In the sales office. It's like, that's what caveman in there. What are they doing in there? It's ridiculous. They're drinking, they're drinking cold brew and rose a, it's what they're doing. They're making deals and then they need something to salute to

They either got to get amped up or relax Can you mix the colbru and the rosé? Oh God, that would be so gross. Crozy Here's your strategy. Here's your strategy. I'm gonna give you a strategy for taking out of the off topic Just drink the beer and if anybody notices missing Just real casually go. I think Jeff's drinking again and that way it like totally changes the subject Totally changes the subject everyone will be like oh god forget about the thing and then we got to talk to Jeff So what I would do that I would do works like a charm. Let me read this thing here This is the received podcast is brought to you by stamps calmcom. Back in the day, sending red versus blue DVDs through the mail was a big job and one of

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that had been reported stolen. Is it a rattlesnake? Burbin. Deluxe Whiskey. The canister of blank. I'm gonna say helium. It's three words. Can't word it all.

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and a canister of radioactive powered uranium during a traffic stop of a vehicle that had been reported stolen. I'm gonna say something radioactive, like radioactive waste or something like that. Wait, is it radioactive? I like it. Powdered.

Pouted. radioactive powdered uranium. What even? Okay, here's the problem with that. Don't list those other things. Just list that. That's what they found. Yeah, that's like,

they also found oxygen. Yeah, that's like saying, Chernobyl went off and the vending machine broke. Right? I mean having a rattlesnake is pretty crazy. There's a lot of weird things in there. Chernobyl's like, hey, our nuclear reactor just blew up.

Also, it might rain. There's no further to the beach. This information you just don't need. You just don't need it. It's like, that's the weirdest possible comedy. This traffic stop was also at 11 a.m. Oh my God. What's the appropriate time to have radioactive powder?

I don't know. But you have whiskey, a rattlesnake, a gun, and radioactive. No, earlier than two, yeah. Was it a medium? Like a lead box or something to protect its radioactivity? It was the canister. Because if he's just driving down the road, surely everyone's getting blasted with particles. Uh, it says, the uranium, which gives it can be purchased legally in some states.

Why? Was it not weapons grade? It is unclear why it was in the vehicle or how it was obtained. I don't think uranium on its own is, I mean, correct me if I'm wrong. Why? Was it not weapons grade? It is unclear why it was in the vehicle or how it was obtained. I don't think Uranium on its own is, I mean, correct me if I'm wrong. Is like ultra ultra dangerous? I mean, if you hang around with it for a while maybe, but they have to enrich it to even get it to the point where it can be used in nuclear reactors and then in weapons, right? Right. Right. Like, am I correct in this? That's like all the sanctions you hear about like an Iran nuclear deal. It's like all of the machinery that it takes to

weaponize and refine that Uranium. And is it like the same tier? Like if I reach it to the point where I can power a city, it can also make a bomb out of that. Or do I got to like another? Another tier. Like that's why we have the nuclear reactors that we have in this country. Yeah. Because they can then take the waste and then weaponize that. Really?

Yeah. That's why we never we talked about it. You know, that's why we never, like we talked about it years ago, that's why we never used thorium reactors or something else. It's because we can use the radioactive waste from our nuclear reactors to make warheads. That's why. Yeah.

Really? And don't we use the, how do we have so much spent uranium that we can make bullets out of it? I don't, I think that's like a different, is it? Yeah, I don't know, I don't know anything about that. Anybody in military here? Anybody know, uh, military technology know about spent uranium? Hello FBI. Yes, are you listening? Is this thing on? You know people are gonna people after this podcast or during this podcast and I'm gonna look up ways to buy

radioactive powder it's a good way to get on the list. I Sint only think I hope so. I hope that's a great way to get on the list. I found out how to buy it I shared it with Eric. Eric, the FBI is coming for us. Is there anything you could Google that would automatically put you on a list like in reality? Well, I mean, yeah.

How to kill the president of the United States day. I shared a screenshot with you of something I searched earlier that may put me on a list. Did you? That conversation we had you and I had with Eric. Oh. Yeah. Was that how to make a piece of spare? Did you that conversation we had you and I had with Eric oh How to make a piece this fit

No, that's a different kind of why are we talking about it? Right Kevin I'm teasing all we Happened by the way. I want to Eric says he's cracked it I wish I could be around Eric while he's researching and cracking it Do you know what that search needed I can just do it But we got I have we have Comic Comic Con and there's so much happening. Well, there's no time right now, baby. Yeah. We're all here now.

It's supposed Southern California. There's Comic Con and there's no time, baby. We got Comic Con and earthquakes, man. We're doing something at Comic Con that Gus and Eric both pitched to me that I thought was a joke, but it was not. Is this the thing you're gonna have to do with makeup that Anna was telling me about? No, that's really cool.

That's something else that we're doing with, I think we've mentioned on a podcast for it. Something with a dark crystal. Me and Lindsay are getting transformed into characters from the movie. I don't know if I'm allowed to say who yet. I just wanna say, I think Steve. Oh no, you can't, you can only say what we said

in the bit that we recorded. Okay, so I'm gonna put different characters. I could name two. I know the Gelflings, skexies, what are the old dudes called? The old dudes, like the good guys that are the, hey, if you haven't seen Dark Crystal before, it's on Netflix. It's like a 40 year old movie at this point.

I hate spoiler for you. But the thing that are like, there's light and dark and the skexies are the dark and then the, ooh, ooh, ooh, are the, what are the, what are the, what are the good guys called? The little, the little, they look at goats, I don't know what they, they look like Yoda, but like, nice and teddy bearish, a little bit. Oh, oh, what the fuck are they? Anyway, I'm sure someone's gonna be screaming. I had to say though, even though I can't name that character, that species that's in dark crystal, I have to say I was very nice to Anna because she was telling me the story

and she called it the black crystal and I was like, okay, like I was like, Mario Collectoring. I was like, Mario Collectoring Ring thing. I was like, I don't see it. I know what she means. Just close enough.

Did I even get close enough? People know what you're talking about, you're good, right? You did just step away, you did that in the conversation. But that's the train of thought and then leads you to like spelling words incorrectly in text because you know what you're talking about, you're good, right? And then just step away, get out of the conversation. But that's the train of thought that leads you to like spelling words incorrectly in text, because you know what I mean, right?

And it's good enough. And then suddenly it's like, I hate that. The word what is now just WUT, you know? And. I have a dilemma, thinking of like spelling. If there's someone who's like representing you in a professional capacity, who doesn't know the difference between you're and you're oh? When do you like tell them because like when you're CCed on emails that are

Again representing you in a professional way and the person is using your in the wrong way over and over just tell them Because are they sending it to you or Or are they sending it to like, people that you're negotiating with? Yeah, other people. That's not good. You gotta let your person know. Yeah. All that them go.

Let them know or let them go. It's beautiful. What would you do, Gavin? You just fire someone for spelling the wrong yore. It would say a lot to me about how much they care about that good work, I would say. I would just assume they're moving too fast. The problem is I think this person,

as long as I've known them, has always spelled it wrong. True? In text conversations, it yields. It takes, it takes like a minute to learn it. Yeah, this person's also like in their mid 30s. Yeah, I should have figured out someone at the company. No. And spell checks even to the point now where it'll context have that figured out. Someone at the company. No.

And spell checks even to the point now where it'll contextually figure out if you've got the right one sometimes. Right. And it'll change if to of. Oh God. Or of to if. There was a word I tried to spell the other day.

It was just too let a word like so or something like that. It was a really simple word and it kept telling me, you mean this other word? It's like, no, I really, this is a word. I read that. I'll correct it on a word. That's a word. I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text.

I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text.

I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text.

I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text. I'll send a text. You're like, no, don't capitalize the letters, like, you know what they can do? You know what they can do? They've had it in the iPhone the entire time. The dumb, stupid feature where you shake it to undo. Yeah, how about you shake it and it just incorrects the auto-credit. What if you shake backwards? I would do that. What?

I'm trying to child-davin here. Let the Gavin question. Shake it up and down versus left to right. No, just backwards. Like opposite to what you normally would. I like how like the computers treat language differently than people to because a lot of times when you do like doing dictation, speech to text, you'll be reading. And then it gets to a word that it messes up and you usually messes

up because it takes a syllable from one of the other words around it and thinks you mean that word. But then all of a sudden all the other words don't make any sense whatsoever. It's got the word break. Right. And it's just like, and to the iPhone's perspective, all of a sudden you're saying,

I go here at the sentence and then you just start spouting to the British. Whereas a person you can actually go, oh, I just misheard this one word and like reconstruct everything yourself. What are they gonna add a fucking edit function at Twitter? Hopefully you never. Dude, he's a Kim Kardashian suggested it.

I think he's like, what's he gonna say? I think he Kardashian suggested it. I think he's the same. I think he listened to it. And maybe he'll do it. Within not like of edit indefinitely, but like within the first three minutes of posting a tweet. I agree. Did he delete it and repost it?

No, but that's what you want to do. Everyone's fucking points it out. Yep, only the people who sat in the first three minutes. Which is for some reason, the most people who ever engage with my tweet is when I deleted it. Or that'll be the first few comments. While you're still on Twitter, you'll see that stuff. I just replied to myself with flubbed it.

Oh, so you're not gonna go back and back, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Cause I did, I usually had this tweet and just put my phone down. But what's, I spent it. What's like the classic equivalent of that? Like when you type a tweet and you're like,

hey, hey, hey, hey, and then you hit tweet and you're like, oh, when you read it back to yourself. like hey, hey, hey, hey, and then you hit tweet and you're like When you read it back to yourself like immediately I don't often have people point out my mistakes I usually immediately notice it like like immediately like how do I not see this as I was typing it out right and then I What's the classic equivalent of that though? I can't even think of something that's like that where you like are prepared to do something And then you just fuck it up in the most idiotic way I guess it's like flubbing when you're gonna insult something and then you just fuck it up in the most idiotic way. I guess it's just like flubbing when you're gonna insult someone and then you like, I'm just fluffable, you're yelling at somebody else.

I think if people who like throwing at the first pit to the baseball game and it's like, they just throw the ball like, that's a great one. That's a great one. Yeah, it's like, I'm sure those people have thrown the baseball a million times.

It's like, No, the worst thing ever and I just mentioned to you is when you accidentally spit when you're saying something or like, I feel so embarrassed. I was in the flex space here in the studio No, the worst thing ever, and I just mentioned to you, is when you accidentally spit when you're saying something. Oh, it's not like you're constantly. I felt so embarrassed. I was in the flex space here in the studio, and we were getting makeup done for a merch shoot. And there was a couple of interns there that I was talking to,

and I was making jokes with them and blah, blah, blah, blah. And I laughed. And literally, just like, biggest glob of spit just came out of my mouth. And you can't do anything except going, I just sped all over myself. The hip is for me a lot. I feel like my mouth produces too much drool.

But like, how do you handle that? I just look at it. I'm like, whoop, I drooled. I remember I told a story where it happened to me on a plane, like I had the way to talk to the flight attendant and like a mouthful of spit just fell out on my shirt. I was like, I just spit all over myself. I feel like all you want to do is walk away, but that'd be so weird.

Yeah, if you were laughing and you just go to live your mouth, and then just turn around. Because they were literally talking to me and I went and I was... That was a question. Is it... For any of you, is farting an accidental activity? Or is it always... Not anymore. There's always deliberate. Like... It can happen by accident sometime really I actually deliver it

But sometimes sometimes I always work about doing that gym But catch me by surprise is sometimes I'll think it's gonna be silent and I can get away with it And then it's not oh that's different. I'm talking if you're sitting there in conversation and all of a sudden You just farting up sorry farted. No, you didn't mean to burps will happen to be like that sometimes But I don't think farce ever will. Yeah, it's like an accidental thing. So it depends what you are there, don't it? How so? Well, like for example, in an achievement hunter, if anyone in the room needs to

fought, they'll just come over and do it on me. But that's deliberate. It's deliberate, yeah. But I've said, they would never like just be walking through the room and far and go, I could have used that one on Gavin. Because sometimes, I feel like, yeah, that's probably something I heard in that office. Eric, before we get too far away from this. Yeah.

The local minor league team is the round rock express in Austin. Where do we, what? What can we do to get Gus to throw out the first picket any game? Whatever it takes to do, I will make that happen. We might already have an in at the round rock express so I'll see what I can, I'll see what I can make happen. I just want Gus to throw out the first pitch at the base. Gus, would you do it?

I'm gonna throw a strike. I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna bring some heat. Would you do it? If we wouldn't do the trouble to do it, would you do it? You have to, I mean, I can tell you have to. Absolutely. Oh, it's gonna be great. This will be the greatest day of my life.

It's a busy week, but I'll see what I can do. It does have to be this week. It does have to be this week. I know Comic-Con baby. I know it's coming up. How about now? Has that taken higher priority than pieces, too? I know Comic-Con baby. I know it's coming up. I'm a cow. Has that taken higher priority than pieces, man? I just wanna know.

No, pizza sphere is pretty much ready. So Comic-Con yes has a higher priority at the moment. So it's Comic-Con pizza sphere first pitch. Yeah, we gotta wait till the fall anyway, right? For pizza sphere? For what does my lead team play? For what you're on to play in front of us? For what you're on to play in front of us?

Yeah. Oh yeah, we gotta get on this. Okay. A while ago, is going right on. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we gotta get on this. Okay. Yeah. I wanna go. I thought they offset. No. I wanna go, I tweeted that the gap between Vice City

and when it was set is shorter than the time between Vice City and now. Right. And you said you hate it when time is visualized that way. Yeah. Why? It's a me feel old. Yeah, it does.

Because when Vice City came out, it's like, oh, when you're playing the game, you think that happened so long ago. And then now it's like, it doesn't feel like Vice City was that. I think it was set only 17 years prior to when it came out. Yeah, 19 years or something. Something like 16 or 17 and we're right at the Cusp now as well. So now it's double the amount of time has passed since Vice City was.

Yeah, so if you made Vice City now and set it the same amount of time ago, it would be off the Vice City came up, right, which is scary. We get an old. It's the same with that 70s show. It was like, why were you keeping up with this? Not one bit. So like at all, what would you say?

Vice City, Vice City came out. The game Vice City came out. Time time time. Yes. 16 years after after was supposed to be set Okay came out 16 years at so is a retro game right I think in 1985 and 2001 okay, and now it's been 18 years since 2001 so more time is elapsed between then and now I see okay Okay, got it like I should go I know If they made that I see the explanation I was was they made that 70s show now it'd be like

Close to that 2000s. Yeah, the 2000s. They don't even have a name for that like that the whole decade my My car the odds I've got this thing where the station in my car that is hits from the 80s 90s and today So it hit from 2001 which was almost 20 years ago at this point today. It's like, what are you? Of course, like in 2001, 20 years before that would have been 81. Like you would have just been getting out of disco at that point. Because you said the 2000s were still in the 2000s. And it sucks because we because I grew up in the 2000s kind of kind of. But that my whole life, I think we all grew up in the 2000s. Not all of us. All of us here.

Most soon. What, how old are you? Well, I was alive and I grew up. I think it's growing up. Are you growing up now, Gus? Yes, I am. You're growing up now. I think we're growing up, you mean like being a kid

into a teenager. Oh. Like you're, you're, so wait, if someone said, we're playing semantics. Semantics, like, semantics. You're always growing up until you're dead. But if someone said, Samantha. Samantha, we're playing semantics. Semantics, some antics. You're always growing up until you're dead. But if someone said, when I was growing up,

we used to do this. You wouldn't think, lost week. Yeah. Come on. Come on. Hey, before we get too far away from it, we're trying to have a weaponizing stuff, like weaponizing radiation.

We're going to weaponize a spot. No, have we talked about the little girl that weaponized her bird? Have you guys seen this? No. That's amazing. She taught her bird to attack anyone that she screams at. And it was a tweet that went out.

It was like my niece, no pun intended. It taught her bird to attack anyone she screams at. What's the pun? A tweet. Oh, a tweet went out. I was like, how is niece a pun? Eric, do you have a clip of it? Yeah, right you. Get the audio on it. Yeah, you're okay.

He's gone. How is that? I'm afraid it's big. I'm just like a super villain. It's it's totally like like a little great X-Men power. Yeah. So it's like if you're listening to audio It's this little girl you can find the tweet. I'm sure just Google little bird teaches our little bird Little bird teaches girl how to attack little girl teaches a bird how to attack and

She just screams like at the camera and the bird just like rushes the camera It's already starting to fly though before she starts screaming. I don't know. Yeah, it was pretty instantaneous They haven't done it. They haven't put up another video of her showing this ability. That's the only video? That's the only one they have. They have like, you know, they did that thing

with a tweet with Super Viral. So then they replied to themselves with the promo stuff. You know, there was a really egregious version of that where this woman said, I said woman like in a really egregious version of that where this woman said, I said woman like in a really aggressive way. Woman. This woman was on Twitter and she was pointing out that the influencer era is over

because here was an influencer and was linking to a story. Here's an influencer that has something like two million Twitter followers, excuse me, Instagram followers, she had two million Instagram followers, and she couldn't sell 32 t-shirts. Like a clothing company dropped her deal because she couldn't sell 32 shirts. I saw more about that,

and it's a little misleading because the influencer that they're talking about did like one post promoting it, and that was really it. And it wasn't even her wearing the merch. It was like some models or something like that. And it was very not on brand for what her typical look is. And so I think like if there's an influencer like that who's actually like pushing it regularly, it's different. Whereas like she just kind of put out a post about it. No, I agree. But a lot of people are saying like it's, I can tell you

that almost every video game company I talked to, they are much more interested in streamer streaming their games than just about anything else. More so than like E3 or other video game shows, like if they can get a big streamers to stream their stuff, that's how things are marketed these days. But this woman who made this tweet, she's saying, here's this influencer, ha ha ha, she has two million Twitter followers. God damn, Instagram followers and she can't sell 32 shirts. She just shows the followers don't mean anything. Then her tweet went viral and got a bunch of, so she replied to herself,

hey, just so you know, I write a blog about these kinds of issues all the time, so go visit the site. And then almost like just deliciously ironically made this tweet. And then that thing had like likes that were a thousand or 10,000 of the initial posts. Like it was like, that thing had like likes that were a thousand or ten thousand of the initial posts.

Like it was like, that post had like 50 likes when I saw the other one had like a hundred and eighty thousand or something like that. And it's just like, how can you not be aware that you're calling this person out for this and then immediately trying to cash in on it? Get on it. Yeah. Yeah, it was ridiculous. I got a screenshot of that thing somewhere else to grab that.

I said, but what's the point of where they block people's names out on Twitter and stuff like that? I guess because they don't want people harassing them. Yeah, I've seen some of them, I follow some accounts like that where they don't want their followers to go after them. Yeah, because then their scene is the bad guy, even though that person was harassing them in the first place. But then when you call it out and link the person who did it,

people are just like, oh, you're being a call it out and link the person who did it, people are just like, oh, you're being a bully. You have a bigger following than this person, and now these people are gonna attack that person. It's like, well. Maybe they should have kicked them out. Maybe they shouldn't be mean. Only you, only you can be attacked,

apart from that. That's fine, that's pretty fine. You're one person. Have you heard the Taylor Swift new song, Calm Down? Or is it you need to calm down? Hannah Hart's in that music video. She used to that music video. I fucking freaked out.

Yeah, I missed Totally Misunderstanding because when I saw the clips that Hannah had put up of her being in it, is it the video themed as like a pride? Yeah. Okay, but the song is more so about being an asshole on social media. There is a line in there, no amount of shade has ever made anyone straight or anyone less gay or something like that.

Yeah, I think it's directed at people who are very close-minded and intolerant of other types of lifestyle. I just assumed it was just the way it's that song starts. I seem just like Taylor sort of talking about people. She wakes up at 7 a.m. and people are mad at her already. It's people being outraged. Yeah, that's what it's about. Yeah, or people like dictating how other people should live, essentially.

How cool is that? The handle hurts in the way we're supposed to. I thought it was so cool. That's pretty cool. And I could be completely off. I heard the song maybe twice, so. It might, I guess it feeling it might be two different songs. Like we should look it up to be sure.

But anyway, this song- Like with the lyrics. Yeah, look at the lyrics, Shorth. But it's a new Taylor Swift song. I don't know if it's part of a new Taylor Swift album. I think it is. I really liked 1989. I thought that was a really great album.

And I listened to it. Was that the shake hit off one? Yes, it was. That's the only one I know, I think. New York. blank space. Is on that? Yup.

Yeah, you know that one. Old-eeled, Joseph Kahn's. What is that? Is he in the music video? No, he just made a lot of those videos. Oh, he's the director. I got you. Oh, here, let me get this thing.

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Eating this was this salad. I've started eating... Nice. Immutation meat. Or like fake meat. You ever hear this like beyond meat? Sure, buddy. Yeah. I started like I was like I'm gonna I'm gonna give this shot. See how it is good. It's actually really good. You're very progressive. Why? Why are you why are you doing it? I feel like I heard a lot of people talking about it.

I just want to try. Right and it's like I had the last time I tried you know vegetarian meat or like fake meat patties was a long time ago and I remember it being gross. So I tried it. It's like oh it's come a long way. You're like like black bean burger. No, it's not gonna stop. Oh, I guess it also depends on the place though, because it's like, you could have been like, yeah, I tried meat and it was gross. Let me like purchase and then brought home.

Yeah, but like you could, you could say that about any meat. Yeah. You could have just had a bad piece of meat. Right, but I feel like when it's not meat, like what's a black bean burger or something, they're making it. It's not like, it's a cow that lived and had a unique experience.

Sure. I think what you're saying is that like, if you, for example, first time you tried a burger from a burger restaurant, it was bad. I'm saying you did. I'm saying you did. That could have been your opinion of burgers. You did a big assample size and I tried it one time.

Yeah, exactly. Okay. I tried it and I didn't like it, but I liked it now. I've had a burger and then I've also had sausages. How soon do you think it'll be until it's completely frowned upon to eat meat? I don't know, it's gonna happen at some point. I feel like not within our lifetime.

No, I disagree. And I think it'll be the vector that we don't think. Yeah, I think that we're starting to see a lot more meat consumption take off and we're starting to see the impact that much livestock has on the environment. That is correct. I think it'll be a climate thing.

Is there something like 1800 gallons of water to make a steak or something? I mean, that doesn't even count like the methane produced. Yeah, because it's like you gotta grow the shit they, and they gotta drink. Before station for room. Right. Force cows would be great.

We need to breed force cows. Right. But I mean, that was the time. Right, forced room. Even when I was a mean, that was the time I forced them. Even when I was a kid, it was much more socially acceptable to smoke. And I guess that was because it wasn't banned in public places yet. Yeah, sure. I feel like as soon as that happened, I hardly know anyone who smoked cigarettes. Yep.

When I first moved to Austin in the late 90s, I felt like everyone smoked. It was really weird. Like everywhere you went, it was non-stop. And I felt weird not smoking. And now it's like you never see it. It's like the exact opposite. It was probably a combination of A being banned from establishments and also just more health awareness that people have. And also just like the internet and general people understanding the actual horrors of smoke. Now it was all e-sigs and dabbing. Oh God, what a big. What a like, you can, you can see it from a dab. It's like, oh my God. But if, you know, if you can make something

into a social stigma, that's when it sticks. And I think that'll happen with me in like two decades. I think the best example of that is litter. Like when I was a kid, the litter was not a big deal. Like the people would just, literally, if you're going going down the highway people would throw stuff out of their car Which was cool because it was literally there's a There's a madman episode Where they have a picnic and at the end of the picnic he just takes the blanket and just goes

With all the stuff. I think he's got a beer candy shucks it as far as he can and it was like little stuff I loved about madmen with stuff like that where it's like showed You know the way things used to be is like these little casual things be like holy shit as far as he can. And it was like little stuff I loved about, madmen with stuff like that where it's like showed, you know, the way things used to be, it's like these little casual things, be like, holy shit, they're fighting to throw in their trash or where it's like. I feel like you guys do that.

Let's ring it so the 70s and the stand alone. Like there are some crimes where it's like, nice, you really stuck it to the man on that right. But let's say it's like, come on, dude, pick that up. Exactly right. What are you doing? Right.

It became a social stigma. And I really think it was the pitch-in campaign in the 70s. So if you can make things a social stigma, then they go away. You're seeing those videos of drug addiction is kind of a difference. I've seen a couple of videos like this where there's like a biker who's like biking along the streets and sees people throwing trash out their car window. And he picks it up and throws it back in their car. Yeah.

Like, at them. I don't know if it's one guy or just like there's a bunch of videos like that. Is that breaking the law to throw trash in someone's face if it's this? I guess so. I mean you're returning their property. I mean they could find the person but then charge you with assault. Yeah. I feel like I mean that's kind of cool in theory but it's really not worth getting into trouble over to throw something in someone's face while they're driving. And then we leave it. Texas, all of us live in Texas. Not to dox anybody here, but the-

How dare you. There's that, and let me, Eric. What's the slogan of Texas? Is Domestwa, Texas. Right, where does that come from? That's a litter campaign. That is correct. Eric, I only found that out after I moved here.

Eric is correct, that is a littering campaign. Slugin. Anti-littering. Anti-littering, right? That's a litter, pro litter. Pro litter. That's fuck Texas up. That is a literary, that's a littering campaign slogan anti-littering anti-littering right Pro litter that's fuck Texas. That would have gone as far as the bumper tickets for that one. We're in this great Texas sucks y'all I was like mess is in like mess don't mess with Texas. That's what it was. Yeah That's funny It's mighty reckless to max to mess with Texas. It was the song the fabulous thunder I just thought like Texas trying to be super tough. No, it was the Texas Highway Department that made that one.

Yeah, it's like I'm barrels on litter barrels. Yeah, and but it became this thing like that people always say about Texas, like we actually have some kind of war slogan that I don't know what the people think that is. You know, there's just some kind of slogan that we have of the badger down here. That is the absolute truth of Texas there.

What's that? That is the general attitude of people here. It's like they're mess with us. Well, it's true. Yeah. So, don't fuck with us. What is it like? Which city tried to take the capital?

Well, they like pointed cannons at them or something. A city? Pointy cannons at our capital? Didn't someone try to take Austin, like take the capital away from Austin? Like, like, dig it up off the ground and take it. No, I don't mean the building. I mean, like, it's a new capital. When they try to like take something in away from Austin. Like, like, dig it up off the ground. No, I don't mean the building. I mean, like, it's a new capital. When they try to like take something

in the capital building. I think you might be mixing Texas and Australia. Oh, no, I think you're mixing up the commentake at Canon from the Gonzales battle for Texas independence. In the, hold on, cut independence. Oh, easy. Texas, Mexico is another United States.

How does it say that for Mexico, the people here were an independent country. What are you on about? You're fucking wild. What are you talking about? This was Mexico. No, but Texas became an independent

country after they didn't go to the United States after Texas. Yeah, after the white people stolen and made their own country, they stole it from Mexico. And put them with the residents of Texas. Illegally.

Illegally. You're going to get into that now? Yeah. Illegally. Illegally. You're gonna get into that now? Yeah. Immigrants. Immigrants. It was, it's, it's, they, they illegally settled against the, the law at the time. If you don't have a, do you see the old Mexico from Spain? Listen. And the Aztecs. Listen. Oh, let's stop there. Let's draw, let's draw lines and I'm just talking about the most recent one. Yeah, let's not cross my fucking doorstep. 45% native.

45%. 45%. Yeah, you were about 100% about 400. You're about 40% of the spread you heard. Have you changed subject? Have you guys watched the new season of Shandr things? No, no. No?

I have. Okay. I enjoyed it. What'd you think? I thought it was great. Yeah. Red and season two. We were talking about stuff that's an indication

like the madman thing. Yeah. There's only a spoiler thing. There's a point where they get M&Ms. Yeah. And they're pouring M&Ms in each other's hands and I go, that's wrong. Did you notice that too?

Yeah. What did you notice? There's a color in there. There's a red M&M. Yeah. And I was like, there were no red M&Ms in the middle of the age. Red dye number five. Red dye number two.

I think. Well, it was. But M&Ms were made out of red dye number 40. Yeah. And red dye number two, and maybe number five. Probably the early 90s, right? No. It was actually, I looked it up because I was telling Ashley about it.

It was like 91? No, it was in the 80s, but it was after the 80s were stranger things to set. So it was in 87, 88. And stranger things, 84? Well, they drink a new Coke. So that's 85. 85. Yeah. Okay.

New Coke's a big deal in it. They'll be a time where the gap between when stranger things was set and when it came out. The gap between when red M&Ms came back and when they didn't. Maybe we should clarify what we're talking about. In the 70s, two red dies were shown to be carcinogenic. And I think it was red dye number two, and I don't wanna like, I don't wanna disparage any of the red dyes.

I'm looking it up, carcinogenic red dye. And M&Ms, because people were all afraid of red dyes all of a sudden, M&M had to take the red M&Ms out of the package, and then they put them back into the 80s, after like, a decade of outcry. Red dye three causes cancer in animals, and then red dye 40. Red dye 40, those were what M&Ms were made out of, aren't they?

Three dyes, hold on. Do you think people still have all packets of M&Ms, and they do it, they eat them as a challenge? Well, we have them back now. I mean, like, oh, the original red dye that was used in M&Ms was not carcinogenic, but people unfairly associated it because it was a red dye, they said,

oh, they were labeled as carcinogenic. What was the thing that Michael was gonna drink? It was like some Pepsi. Crystal Pepsi. Crystal Pepsi. No, don't do that. Which I probably would have killed him. 30 years old at this point. Yeah, just 30, 20 years.

It's gone bad. Well, 99, just 32 years. It's gone bad Well 99 yeah, yeah, it was mid 90s stuff, right? That would be 20 because I was born in 89 and I just turned 30 How you doing with that? I've never been more aware of aging until my 30th birthday. Yeah, cuz I'm just like wow I'm officially in my 30s, which means I'll never be in my 20s again. Oh my good time is moving It's moving fast goes It was faster too. So it's a little terrifying, but I'm just changing.

Red 40 contains P. Cresadine, which the US Department of Health and Human Services says is reasonably anticipated to be a human carcendogen. Reasonably anticipated. Bob, right, you, at this point, it's like, it's everything. Again.

Welcome you to, how do you, why don't you just look up an article on red M&Ms? That's my next thing. Okay. That'll give you the lowdown. But when I read, give me the lowdown. We're just continuing 1976 because of confusion and concern over red dye number two, which was banned by federal regulators as a health risk.

Red M&Ms contain dies number three and forty, which are considered safe. For that, you just read it's from 1987, the thing I read is from 2010. Oh, wow. So they even say now that 40 is back. So these in 40 in red, I remember today, can California figure out their messaging about how everything has cancer in it and will cause you cancer?

It's literally everything, right? To the point where it's not on like a lift door. I'm sorry, I didn't know. It's like parking garage. And it was like, Yeah, it's like, does it have to be written and like embossed into everything? Let me take something down, shut up. Because you're Yeah, it's like, does it have to be written and like, embossed into everything? Let me tell you something, Gavin, shut up.

Because you're still, until Brexit happens, you're still part of the fucking EU. And every website on the goddamn planet has had to update the privacy statements and all the cookies things that I still have to play. I'm still accepting cookies. To this date! How am I still accepting them?

Fucking EU is all like, sorry that the EU is looking out for, people get inspired off. Sorry, California is looking out for people getting inspired all four years looking out for people getting cancer Don't worry. I'll accept all your cookies It's it's jarring like spain like oh you want to accept this cookie isn't as bad as you'll get cancer if you touch this Well, you have all your data stolen and then you'll be poor because someone will take your identity from you That's the message is sent because they still we're gonna steal your identity forward and go to a Halloween party?

They're gonna take on your bank account, dude. Just say that wasn't me. Insurance. Insurance. I wanna do that. I wanna go into the bank and be like, that wasn't me. Insurance.

Hey, hey, don't ever worry about being robbed, whatever. You get robbed and it's gonna win me. Insurance, insurance. That's it. It wasn't me. It didn't a car crash. It wasn't me. Insurance. But that shit works on credit cards. If someone nicks it, It didn't a car crash? It wasn't me, insurance.

But that shit works on credit cards, there's some nixit, and they spend, you know, 10 grand on your credit card, you'd be like, I didn't do that, and they'd be like, here's the money back. Now you're defending that, you always criticize that, because we don't have chip in pin, we have chip in signature. That's really stupid. Stupid, because...

That's the same thing, I can't remember that. No one can show it to you, it's stupid. It was stupid. It was stupid. And now you're using that argument. If I took your cod, what could I do with it? Everything. And then I would just say, it wasn't me insurance. It wasn't me.

I'm sure my car was stolen. What was it? No, it wasn't me. It insurance. This is classic Gavin, though. Everything they do in his home country makes perfect sense. And it's fine. Everything they do somewhere else is true. It is. This is classic Gavin though. Everything they do in his home country makes perfect sense. And it's fine. Everything they do somewhere else is awful.

It's not true. And I've told you that I think the weird mix of metric and imperial is very annoying. That is weird. That is weird. But you get all uppity about the metric stuff too. You think we should all be metric, right? I do.

Even for like distances and weights and everything. I think that would be better. I think that would be better. I think it would be better. Fahrenheit is really just, I'm just annoyed at Fahrenheit. But is Fahrenheit? You're like eight. It's not metric, is it? No.

Okay, it's not, no, I'm saying Celsius is not part of the metric. I think it is. Is this space temperature? Yeah. It's 100 degrees degrees. I get that it lines up, but is it part of the metric system? It measures the amount of energy required to keep one kilogram of water.

It's not like a kilodegree. Right. That's a kilodiguals. I appreciate Fahrenheit for indoor temperature. There's a lot of countries that have the metric system also have Celsius. The Celsius scale is part of the metric system, but not SI. It's up new today. There you go. Okay. Make sense. So Celsius, that's the only thing that you're actually metric. Like if I said to this table in front of us, look at that

table in front of us. It's the length of the table in front of you, the width of it. How many meters is that? How many meters? Yeah. That's just over a meter long. You think it's over just over a meter long? The width? No, they're width. They're like the length. That way? That's more than a meter, dude. That's what you said. But, Gus, how many feet is that? Like four and a half.

Yeah. That's the thing. Is that what you measure in feet and if it's younger than a yard? It's 20 and a half yards. Why not? Why wouldn't I do that? I mean, I don't need to go to yards. Who cares if it measures anything in yards? What about you? That's your feet.

That's it. Yards. Fuh. Do you measure your house in square yards? Because it's a little big on the square feet. But you get over square feet. I have a rectangular yard. How many yards along is your car?

It's wrong with you. Gavin, when you say your height, I would say your 5'10", or do you say, I'm almost 2 yards. It's wrong with you. You can't ask him back, because he uses stone. I'm going to do that all the time, I'm like, I'm like, I'm a god in a house.

How many meters? I'm just saying 2 and a half. How many meters? I'm just saying two yards. 1.7. Yeah, I guess so. Do you also use stones for your weight? Why would you save me? Yeah, I used to use stone because it's dominant. We should use metric.

I don't know kilograms. No, but stone, it's like what, 14 pounds stone? What I mean is the same as your, the year is you used, but we have like a yacht. We have a pounder in a stone. How many pounds is 14? Is it 14? It's not a 14 pounds of the stone. Okay. And what is that base not even the stone? The queen's. There was one big stone that they found. She's trying to hatch it. And someone went, oh, about 10 of these. Have we ever had a kidney stuff? Oh God no. No.

I'm just kind of curious. Yeah, I'm not gonna what, but you know, I don't want one. And because there's people, there's, I, kidney so suck because the people who get them seem like they get them all the fucking time. And people who don't get them just don't get them. I think it's a big result of not drinking enough water. Yeah.

I think that's a big, big thing to do with it. Do you drink enough water? No, absolutely not. I see, but you don't get kidney stones. I think I drink an okay amount. It's not as much as I should be, but there's some people who don't drink like any other. For me, the people are also just more like predisposed to it.

We all should get water for the kidney. And they have to drink it all the time. Yeah, you would say? Yeah, see that said, I don't think I drink enough water. I drink a shit load. We drink water in bed, which I've gotten in the habit of doing. Like before best? Like Gavin Talks has talked before about his nighttime routine, I should water in bed, which I've gotten in the habit of doing. Like before best?

Like Gavin talks, has talked before about his nighttime routine and he gets a glass of water for his nightstand, a glass of water for a megs nightstand. Yeah, it's not a glass because the cat will drink it, but it's in a bowl. Okay, cat will drink it. Do you care if you can't drink your water? Yeah, that's disgusting.

I don't feel like it's a bottle. It's like they've made like each other's anus sizzle at the time. So you make, I don't flex of cat aegyness in my morning drink. You would be able to tell. Also, what a ghost shitty if you just leave it open. Not after like a nine. What are the kids' signs?

Well, I'm just gonna get a tail. Also, how dusty is your house if it's getting dark? It's not dusty, it's like it's muckflugging. It's just, it goes all like, gamy tasting and smelling. It gets a skin on it. Sure. You remember when we did the taste test

with the tap water? You listen, Gavin knows, yeah. And you could just smell that it's turned. I feel like I'm the complete opposite of you because I'll get a glass of water and like put it at my bedside table. If I hadn't finished it, also have it the next night. And maybe the next night.

Oh, come on now. I'm with you. It's a water. I'm disgusting. The only thing I won't do is I won't drink out of a styrofoam cup that's been like overnight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I won't drink out of a plastic cup that's been in a hot car.

That's a really specific set of things. Yeah. Like if I have, oh, there's a drink from yesterday. It was a plastic cup. Like from John Budgios or something like that. It's a clear plastic cup, but it's been in my hot car like 150 degrees. I'm like, I'm not drinking out of that. Yeah.

To me, I've just always been taught, don't drink water that's been set still for a long time. Who taught you that? You're like a wild animal. You're like my cat. Yeah. Mush does that. Mush, you got to turn on the faucet and sit there and watch them like drip out of the little, drink out a little drip.

You do. Because he's like, he's spoiled and he won't drink out of his bowl. Or he likes it. Or he gets up on the counter and he meows and walks back and forth. I did this thing the other day. I didn't even think about it because usually I'll get a coffee and I'll sip on it like all day and I'll drink coffee the next day. If it's still there, I'll just heat it back up. Yeah, me too. Because I don't I don't put anything in my coffee. So milk in it though. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. I think it's just milk in it. I can't think of that in my coffee as your explain it. It's just bean juice. It's just that.

But then the other day I got a latte, like a chai tea latte, and had it in the morning, and then I got home from somewhere else that I was out during the day, and I got home, and I continued to sip on it. Oh god.

And Trevor was like, are you drinking your latte from earlier? And I was like, yeah, and he goes, the has, are you drinking your latte from earlier? And I was like, yeah, he goes, the has, doesn't that milk in it? It's been out for like six hours. That's fine then. And I was like, I feel okay.

And you were fine? I've heard that every hour that milk is out of the refrigerator takes a day off of the expiration date. That's just like a little bit. That's a bit of a inconvenience to me, too. I'm sure it's not an exact measurement, but it's either expiration dates. Yeah. This is a date when

bacteria are going to figure out they're going to eat overpower it. Exactly. I get the clock going. That's the rule of thumb. Have you ever turned off a fridge? Yes. I'm sure probably I've unplugged a fridge to move it and like connect the little water thing to the ice maker. I had an empty fridge for a long time, and I was leaving it on, because I was like, it'd probably go gammie if I turned it off.

But then I eventually I was like, I'm just wasting money, apparently, this fridge. I unplugged it, like a week later, it was like black inside. Yeah. Yeah. There was no food in it. It was just like, yeah. The old splashes of like,

oh, something like a tomato leaped there. Oh, so it was like a fungus? There's a mold. Yeah. But it's like all of that stuff is sat in there ready to go. Just being held back by the cold. And then the moment you turn off, it's like, oh yeah.

Unplugged refrigerator is disgusting. Yeah. I'm thinking about just throwing it away. I mean, you can clean it. I'm not that silly. I just don't know if I can do myself out of it. I don't know if I could do it without... I can't.

I can't. I could always throw some on Bernie's face out because he'll hold his neck right here and I'll go. Wait, it's just thinking about a story you're talking about a fridge getting turned off. Anyone here, a George Romero fan? Anybody brought gas? You strike me as a George Romero fan.

So the movie Day of the Dead, I think it was Day of the Dead. Is that the one where the head gets pulled off? Yes, and the guy gets pulled all apart, like in one of the scenes, I'm gonna tell a girl a story here, just heads up to all relationships. Does it involve a jelly ranger?

No, it does not, but I wanna give you warnings in advance of this. So, I think Tom Savini, did he do the makeup and visual effects for Day of the Dead? I know he did it for dawn, but anyway, they figured out that if they got the anatomy internally of a pig is similar to a human, which is why they use, they have kids dissect pigs or medical students dissect pigs first

before they go and work on humans. So they got the guts from a pig and they found a butcher that would sell them pig guts and they got that and they headed for the scene where the guy gets pulled apart and that's what they were going to use and it would be awesome, really cool. And then I forget what it was, it was either a holiday or they lost funding for a week or so and they shut down and they just left the staff page and turned it off and they turned off the refrigerator that had all the pig guts in it

and they came back to it and they had just basically rotted and they decided to use them anyway because they couldn't afford them was so hard to find them to begin with. And the scenes were like, the zombies were like, I'm pretending like they're eating these things and because they couldn't afford them was so hard to find them to begin with. And the scenes were like it's foaming out of that. It's so great. Oh God. Does it serve stroming or whatever it's supposed to be? Yeah.

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But we had a discussion about the proper way to open a box of cereal. Oh, no, I was not here for this. So we have some boxes of cereal here. Okay. So we can all demonstrate. I always saw this. If the box's not the bag or both. We want to go one by one.

Whatever that means to you. Because the box and then there's the bag It was some people fuck up Do you need scissors or knife or anything like that are these the cheapest zeros? We could find at the store do you need do you need oh, thank you Marshmello gyms. That's a knockoff Top of that one so do you need it? Do you need a knife anybody knife scissors anything like that? No, I need a blowtorch can opener. Are doing it one by one or all at the same time? I'll do it at the same time. I compare work Okay, we're gonna do it don't don't peak

We're opening cereal I'm just a box work. No, just open this is gonna pour yourself a bowl of cereal We'll leave it open or we're gonna reseal it like we already poured it we poured our cereal right figure We need to show the audience now Yes, look at this so Gavin looks exactly like mine. It's open like four fists of the way to the other side Yeah, everyone's doing the same thing mine is just a little mine's about two inches at the top the time You get just a little horse out on a on a on a I'm hungry there and then you can also yeah, that's a gate But what you need if that's gonna clog if you go too fast

That's only a how do you go to cereal pieces your part upside down? I bet it'll clog How do you jam your hand into that Barbara? Look at that right if I was really hungry Why are you doing a cereal like that you're fucking monster and then when you're done you just oh Done everyone now you're done eating. I will say this after Gus you have a tear in your lid that's a night. That wasn't me that was already there After after a couple of uses I opened mine all the way up because then I'm just gonna eat with my hands There's a good thing about the little little corner tear you could just pinch and then

It's completely You can do that when it's all open. You gotta like fucking smush it. Not like a fucking animal. Why are you closing the cardboard? What? Why wouldn't you close the cardboard? What does that do? Because if the bag gets open, it's like

extra layer of freshness. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're telling me that if the bag gets open, you're telling me if the bag gets open, the cardboard at the top is what is going to prevent it. It's going to reduce it. Yeah, that's less add-in No, let me take it. Let me take your logic one step further Eric

Why don't you just pull the bag out of the cardboard so the cardboard wait? Why don't you do that because it's easy to stack several cereals next to each other and if you want to stack them on top of each other Closing the lid helps doesn't it? What you rock the Top of you? Yeah. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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Wait, what is it now? It's a marshmallow. Like it says noise to mix. That's not a marshmallow noise. That's like a lucky charm. It's like ASMR. No, the lucky charm is the trademark of the General Mills Corporation. Marshmallow gems is' Hell Country Fair.

So, I have talked about, by the way, is Hell Country Fair, is that like a huge company? Because the HB, is it really? Hell Country Fair is the HB brand. Okay, well that's why I seem they're big because I've been living in the HB territory this entire time, so that's their brand.

Okay, well like what's, what's the, I think, what's a, I'm thinking, what's a Ralph's brand? What's the, do they have a separate brand or is it just Ralph's? There's Ralph's have a store brand there? You're like, I think it's just Ralph's. But HB does have HB brands. Thank you.

But then they've also got Hill Country Fair. Then how do you know that? Because they didn't just have the HB brand stuff. These just have Hill Country Fair. And if you look at it here, it says, I mean, it's distributed by HB. That it here it says I mean it's distributed by a GB That seems weird But I seem to have a shitty if you're a grocery store yourself foods

You can't just pick the ones that do well and then make them as well. That seems kind of shitty to me. Why didn't they sell it in gloss? Go ahead Gloss reusable. Oh, I don't know bring your own gloss and get you cereal from a dispenser like coffee Gonna bring your bullet Yeah, like a nice basin jar kind of thing. If you could dispense that into a glass jar and buy that way, that would save well loads of packaging. So I used to hate bottled water and I specifically hated canned water.

I now have come around a can water because canned water is actually less wasteful because it's harder recycle plastic, a little less harder recycle cardboard. But aluminum is like incredibly recycled. Yeah, aluminum, yeah, super easy. It's like constantly recycled, right? I read a weird stat one time, this is years ago that, 95% of all aluminum in circulation is from recycled sources.

Yeah, I was thinking 93, so it's got to be somewhere around there. It's in the 90s, whatever, it's ridiculously high, but you didn't originally like it out of a can. No, I just thought why would drink water out of a can. But now I like it and I've come around to can beverages because I was leaning towards glass like you were, Gaff. What about cotton, like cardboard?

There's that box water, which has a weird taste to it. Gaff and I just explained why I prefer canned water. I literally so, do you think, based on what I just said, do you think that I would like cardboard water more than canned water? Or do you think I I prefer canned water. I literally so, based on what I just said, do you think that I would like cardboard water more than canned water? Or do you think I'd like canned water? Is it less recyclable?

Yes, the cardboard is less recyclable. I literally just set that. I'm not worried we're doing it. You were just throwing me a little at his point. I'm sure I've done that at 20,000 times. Something I learned recently is that aluminum cans, like coke cans, instead of what we drink out of, aren't just cans.

They're cans and a plastic liner in them. And somebody did an experiment that I saw, I might as soon as I'm ready for, where you can take a aluminum can, you put it in a, and I think drain cleaner and leave it there, and it just dissolves all the aluminum, or the aluminum all reacts, and then it just leaves this plastic bag,

which is the interior lining of a can. Is that something that's sprayed in the inside? I guess so. I don't like that. I want to see how it's made of that. Don't you think we all should know what that is? Because that's what we're actually drinking on it. Right.

Right? And it's like, I wasn't aware there was a lining. Does it say to California have a warning on that? Yeah, it might be an ante. Not like between. Eric, can you pull up this thing like dissolving can? Maybe you just don't want a coke reacting with bare metal. I think the reason I was reading about it,

the reason why they have the plastic liner is to preserve the taste of the beverage. But then really you're drinking out of this plastic bag is what you're, or this plastic lining, that's what you're actually drinking on it. It's like milking Canada. It's like milking Canada, guess. That's exactly what it's like.

I'm all for changing up, all packaging, to make it environmentally friendly and all that stuff. But I hate straws. I hate metal straws and I hate cardboard straws. Oh, I love cardboard straws. Carboha straws are great. Oh, they get great. If you have like a sippy bed,

a sippy bed, like it's something you don't want to chug, like a whiskey or something. By the time you're done with it, the straws like mush in and falling apart, you don't get anything. Yeah, it's like white cardboard you're drinking. And a metal straw, I don't know if you've ever bashed one into your teeth, bloody hurts.

A woman died from one. Wow, how? She fell on it and it went in our eye. I do that. Yeah, it's really dangerous. Well, they're not really dangerous. What a person died. But you could hurt yourself on it.

You can't hurt yourself on a plastic can't hurt yourself on a plastic straw Well, you're trying I mean, why are we banning them? That I mean like a human like jam in the in the head. Yeah, I don't know I don't know how do the sea turtles get them in their nose. How do they do that a lot of cooking? It's really sad. I mean sea turtles move pretty fucking slow, right? How do they get it? So did I get the straw in their nose? How does that happen? Like I get the plastic rings they get it? So how do they get the straw in their nose? How does that happen? Like I get the plastic rings. They get around the fish, the fish or the seals?

The twats. Yeah, they get the ring around it and then they grow and then they can stuck. That I get. I don't get the straw. I don't know what the big deal is. Maybe they're just like breathing too hard. Q to H sent me a how it's made for aluminum cans.

There we go. I'm trying to see if they have a... I think they like make them, they like neck them over multiple modes. How do we, who do we send in broadcast videos we want to play? I just, I just, okay,

you reminded me of this. Did you see there's this little girl? I got to ask her, I'm sorry to interrupt you but I kind of feel like seeing Drinks whiskey through a straw. I was wondering that too. I was wondering that too. What are you,

Drinks whiskey with a straw? What are you doing with your, what's your whiskey coke? If you just sort of jack and coke, it comes with a straw. Who does that? Who drinks the whiskey? It's a bar. I blame the bar, they gave it to me.

They don't use the straw. Right, it's a stir it. Are you using the little one where you're like, like the little tiny one? It's a little black clasp. No, I mean, if there's like three or four of those, I will stuff it up there. You're ridiculous.

There's a three that you get drunker drinking through a straw. Have you ever heard that before? How does that work? I don't know. It's a theory that you get drunk or drinking through a store straw. Have you ever heard that before? How does that work? I don't know. It's like a live sale. I remember. I remember new kids that would drink beer with the store.

Is it because you're drinking it slower? I don't know. I don't know. If someone gives me, I've just realized if someone gives me a cup or drink with a straw in it, I'll probably use it. But if they don't, I'm not like, where's the straw? Right. It's weird.

Let's do milkshake. That's gonna be a straw. Anyway,, sorry Did you say something? Yeah, you're you're reminding me of this with the the plastic Lube and can this girl. Have you guys seen this one? No, she has this amazing amazing magic trick and she's so young I don't know how she does it So watch this. How do you learn allusion that daddy? Right? right? Right? Yeah. Yeah.

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How we keep talking about this? Yeah, I feel like the age I would want kids would be like over 40. Yeah, man. And that point, it's not very safe to have a kid. I know you are able to, it's just not as safe. It's safe for the day, it used to be. But I don't know, like... Get one of them handmaids.

Get the... Those are popular. I keep reading them out. I don't know. I also think I would sooner consider foster kids than having my own kid. But foster adopting. This is two different things.

I think foster for me. Yeah, there's a lot of kids in foster care. There are. That are especially older kids that don't ever get a chance really. So that kind of thing I care more about, I think, than having my own flesh and blood. Yeah, that'd be great.

So how much of it is that you don't want to annihilate your vagina? A big part of it. Yeah, I also think that just, I mean, there's overpopulation and stuff, just because people feel the need to have their own genetic stuff. I think that's something that's very specific to our era of history that's gonna go down and down and down. Like we have just now reached a point where Stad just released where there's more people

over the age of 65 than under the age of five. And it's gonna double in the next 20 years. Wow. Double the amount of people that are over 65. And it's not just people getting older, but longevity as well. I mean, it's kind of an interesting line to draw at 65. You can't really, you know, you can't,

you can tell people, we all know we're born at a certain age. We all don't know what age we're definitely going to die, right? So they got to kind of pick one. So they pick 65 and yeah, there's gonna be double the amount of people over 65. And then there's already some countries, we've talked about this before, there's already some countries entering crisis over that. Like Japan has weighed too many old people for the amount of young people that they have.

Yeah. It's like that's a country that could seeably could not have Japanese people in a couple hundred years. Oh my God. It's interesting. Yeah. And it's like every America is, I think the last time we talked about this in this problem in a truney more, the only group, demographic group in the US that was having kids I think the last time we talked about this, and it's probably not true anymore, the only group, demographic group in the US

that was having kids at a rate equal to sustainability was Hispanics. Woo! We did it! Everyone else was having birth rates were below, which I think it's 2.2 children per family, or per person, and every other ethnicity demographic was below that. What what 2.2? I don't know.

It might be like accidental deaths. Yeah, cover accidental deaths. So if I go, I had a lot of people that had also say that like giving birth after 40s on is not nearly as dangerous. It only like drops a few percentages, I guess, of. Yeah, eat food on his hand. I'm not exactly to eat it. So marshmallow just just represents something.

Barbara, tell me, what does that marshmallow jam represent to you? And I'll see if we can get you a guess. A kite? I thought it was a mountain. It's the moon. It's a moon? It's a triangle with a white. One of these is just a rectangle.

Yeah. But what's the, what's the, what's the, well, they're gems. Triangle gems and, you know. This is clearly a star. What's this? This is a shooting star. Oh, I thought that was an ice cream cone. Oh, which one, what color is that?

No, that would make more sense because it's yellow with the blue tape. That's not even on the box. No, they're not on the box. There's probably going to be like a key on here and there's not the legends missing. No. We have moments with a top. God damn you, he'll country.

We are. So speaking of Japan, I've gotten this, I've gotten this sent to me a few times. Have you seen that hotel at Haneda Airport that has a 737 simulator in the room? Who hasn't seen that? But no, I haven't seen this now. It's a hotel that's attached to the Haneda Airport and it's got a built-in 737 flight simulator and you can you can you can stay the night in that room and you can hire an instructor to teach you how to fly it While you're there. You're like a really bad idea

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and like that's where all the play started. Let me explain this to people. So this is like a small little Japanese hotel room, but then it's got this, it always looks like a kids wallpaper. And that's actually outside? No, no, no, it's just not real. And so that flies the hotel. Yeah. But so it's like a 747 cockpit in the side of the room. Who would sleep in that room?

You just be up all night with the 747 stuff. Yeah, it's like the best video game possible. Like a lady who was locked in the air cannon flight. She's busy getting off the plane. Like stay on the fucking plane. Have fun. Just let you know. You're not the podcast.

No, I need you to bring your bed into the full of right lock position. Was that something you talked about? Less, no, less. I think maybe you're, I think maybe John was on it. Okay. And yeah, lady got, they parted the gate like one in the morning or something.

We let everybody off or maybe they got the stairwell. We're not really sure what the details are, but then they just closed down the plane. She was sleeping because the plane was already late and they just got a plane. She woke up at two in the morning, three in the morning was on a plane by herself out in the middle of the tarmac It was dark. Yeah, they don't do like a check She broke into the cockpit and got a flashlight and flagged on a baggage because she even got the door open

But she's 30 feet above the ground right so she flagged on a baggage handler who got her out of there My god pretty cool, right? Yeah, I feel like I would want to just spend the whole night there. Fuck yeah, I would yeah I took all those little bottles of booze, I don't see like all the secrets. Yeah, free mini bar. Yeah, but great. But how do they not, do the flight attendants not do like a, I think the point was they just missed it.

They just missed it. Yeah, they missed it. I guess. Well, I find that I have a lot of moments, like if I ever watch back one of these podcasts, there'll be a few moments that I just missed in the moment, like just then when I didn't listen to you say that the app called for. There'll be a few moments that I just missed in the moment, like just then when I didn't listen to you say that the half-conferred was

Last week on the off the live one RTX I heard you say on the podcast I Butch at those rules because you were like describing Gavin Ogue and in my head I was just mentally trying to remember all the things so I didn't hear you and put the rules I went back and listen to it. It was hilarious. It was so embarrassing. Like you were nailing it up to a certain point and then fell apart. And then you like, and then put it, give it to Gavin. And then I add it into the quiz. And it was like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's weird, I can see you lose it. Yeah, I lost it. I lost it. And then you caught it, you were like, I bought it. It's like spitting on yourself. You have to call it out.

I lost it. I lost it. I listened to it by like five times. I was laughing. It was, it's the sweet equivalent of like when you go to drop something and then you like keep catching the hands. And then you end up just hitting it across the room. Yeah.

To the point where Phil was like, I don't know all the rules. And then you're just like broken down, it's like, oh, yeah, every single thing. I felt so bad for Phil in that the rules Yeah, you're just like broken down like oh, yeah Every time I feel bad for Phil in that moment too if you trying to explain that like he has no idea what you're talking about I feel now we were gonna play a game. Hey, I I told them yeah, the other thing that we were gonna play a little game But it's really rules the easy like perfect sense when we talk about it. I'ma flirt that Have no shaman, but I've been playing a new game at home. We've been talking about like

Georgia Merrow and all that stuff I like zombie games. I've always liked zombie games I play see if thieves and I talk about see if these but my go-to is always zombie games and open world games So I'm a zombie since the thieves. I've been playing Yeah, there's no skeletons. Yeah, they're undead. Yeah, and even like the sometimes when the Still got some glitchy issues in see these so sometimes when a player responds I respond as a skeleton which is pretty cool. That sounds pretty cool. It was fun right it seems like the powder keg Gus promised me to talk about see if these very long the powder Can't the gun powder keg in see if these seems like it's tailor made for you because you can fuck over your friends so easily

I found one on our boat and then I just found one on our boat. I think Jeremy put it there. So I climbed to the top of the mast. I was trying to put it down. I was just trying to, like, so I could, can you shoot them? You could absolutely shoot. I was trying to put it down so I could climb back down and shoot it.

Put it accidentally just lit the fuse and I was like, Matt, how do you, unlike the, but I blew up all the sails. Yeah, the mast now can break and they fall down Yeah, great nose to go I didn't see any of the destruction because I just died because I was holding it and then I'm when I came back Everything was like I'm gonna give you a tip for the next time you place you these if you want to troll anybody else It'll take some time if you set it up maybe like 20 30 minutes

But if you beat a fort there's a Gunpowder keg that's like three times as strong as a normal gunpowder keg. Like it'll take out an entire ship instantaneously, no matter where you put it on the ship. Like it puts a hole in every possible place just about. Call the stronghold keg. How do you know that your ship is sinking? It goes, it creaks.

Like I'll be stirring my ship and I'll be stirring my ship, go, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr sound when you hear it. It's like a ship of like groaning and it's like the fuck and I go downstairs And it's like but the things half ill war with way steep and water bailing the shit out all of a sudden I had a hole that I'd not a hat I got all the way to the point where it kicks you off the wheel because it's so much Before I realized that it was it has a chime it makes when it's things those little cues They like when you kill somebody even from Like half a mile away,

if you hit them with a lucky sniper shot or a cannon shot, you can hear a sound that says you killed the person and you'll know that when your ship sinks, it goes, boom, like I go, almost like a gong noise. It makes that. So yeah, it makes a noise when somebody gets on the ladder, you hear a little splash of them coming out of the water. So you can hear, you can get attuned to that stuff.

So it's kind of important. I didn't even want to talk hear, you can get a tune to that stuff. It's down to very important. I didn't even want to talk about CFT's. I wanted to talk about CFT's. I wanted to talk about Days Gone, which I had been playing on PS4. My PS4 is really fucking temperamental though. I have it set up so my remote turns it off. Like I just hit a button and boop and everything turns off. And my PS4 every time I turn on ghost,

that was not the right way to shut me down. It's like that was, I have to rebuild everything now. It's not what you said, it's the way you said it. Yeah, exactly. It's like the remote just goes, hey, PS4 shut down. It goes, okay, fine. And then it goes, I don't like the way I got shut down. It's like, what you did it.

The remote just then shut down and you did it yourself. When I use my remote, I can see that, and I tell it to turn off, I can see it's running through a macro. Like it's not, it's like power. I can see it's running through a macro. Like it's not, it's like power. I can see it like pops up the bar, then it goes, that, that, that, that, like over to the, the appropriate power menu, hits it, then pauses, then, that,

like down just to the right or mouth to interrupt someone. So controlling it. Right, so it's like it has a macro saved. It's not just sending it one signal, it's sending it like, is that like a hominy doing? Right, all the exact key presses.

That's my only time in the room. It does it as well. But yours really pisses off your PS4. My, my harmony isn't perfect harmony with my PS4, but it does it did did did it You said yeah, so you also doesn't did it did did it just like You know how many reaches out and pulls the plug it's like it's not possible I think you can piss it off with software right It's it's it acts like I pulled the plug like mid save or something like that like it was freaks out

What's it? It's fucking it with own outlet On the on the strip This power strip search protectors and plugged into that and it's that TV in the wool It's stop it then The the PS4 is in the wall below the TV. Oh, there's your problem below the TV, but in the wall This forest in the wall below the TV. Oh, there's your problem. Below the TV, but in the wall. And not outside the wall.

So I actually had to run a little core and out through the bottom of the TV, because somehow the Xbox controller makes it through the wall, but the PS4 doesn't. Wait, wait. You know what I'm saying? It's that you still have. I'm whole. The new TV just covers the whole. But I thought you got around this whole thing because the thing blocking the signal was the old TV.

Yeah, I don't know why, listen. Come on, you know, still I'm running cable through the wall. It's a little TV like that, like thin wise. It's like that, it's a modern thin TV. The PS4 can't reach through that. What are you talking about? I don't know why. The PS4 controller disconnects all the time.

I will say this. When I put my, if I put my switch behind my television, I use the Joy-Cons, they constantly lose sync. It's like mine's not even in a wall or anything. So if I want to use my switch and Joy-Cons, I have to pull it to the front. Why don't just put a lovely little shelf in front of the TV?

Yeah, is that clean enough? What do you mean? What do you mean? Yeah, I can, oh, then I got a bunch of counsel sitting in my living room. I was being like, I'm not gonna do dishes. It's not clean enough. I'm just putting plates on the floor.

What? No, that's what you're saying. You're saying put the plate on the floor so you'll know where they are. But you're just saying you don't want to own a dishwasher because it takes up space on the floor. No, you're saying that I should not have cabinets because it's too hard.

Semantics. The exactly. Just get a lovely tiny little thing. Lovely. Put your consoles in that so you're right there. You have to trail cables everywhere I have that right now actually from the switch. It's a time that by itself. It's own little you can put other things Lovely thing because you got to put the docs you have to have available You can put a PlayStation on that I could not gonna switch is tiny so I'm just not gonna

I got my system works, but I don't know why the harmony is like, literally doesn't look. What the, what the harmony shuts it off and complains with me. But days gone has been a lot of fun. I will say this, I, I could play games the rest of my life. I never want to play another video game where they have these fucking walk and talk cutscenes. That red dead was full of them. All rockstar games have them. This game is fucking lousy with him.

I was, I was just starting to play it when Michael finished it. And he tweeted about it saying what a great game it was. It got so fucking pan when it came out. I have no idea what I feel under the radar or something. I'm, Gus, I have no idea what. Is that the bike one? Yeah. Yeah, but it's but it's like zombies.

We made fun of it because the called zombies freakers did not allow to call them zombies because for some reason they want to make a zombie game but not call them fucking zombies. I don't understand that logic, but okay, we're gonna run with it. It does something in a zombie game that I've never seen anything else do.

I just recently World War Z, the video game, which is very under the radar game. Did it pretty well, but I gotta say, DezGon is amazing. You can run in these massive hordes of zombies, and it's literally like 300 zombies that are just like. That was the most impressive thing in there, E3D.

Running over the top of each other, and it was like, Well, well, Z was like that, the game. Yeah, World War Z is, yeah, just, but that just came out about the same time as DezGon. Like, and I think that one really, that was like a $40 game, right? Yeah, it was yeah, it was not a full price. It was kind of like

It's the big massive horde you get in world-worsi you get that in an open world in days gone I feel like world-worsi. I feel like they're kind of like scripted events like you're defending an area Yeah, and it's like a horn kind of a horn mode Yeah, this is totally different like you'll be walking around a corner and there's a fucking mass of zombies right there. And then you'll just saw me on this game, by the way. Yeah, and then you'll like just that. Oh, you're like, they didn't see me and when I'm going, oh, and you're like,

shh, and then they just fucking were. Right, I had a moment the other day where I was like, there was a cave and I was like, what is this eating like cave? Like I walked up to his middle of the day, they hibernate here in the day and it says like, I think there might be something there. So I took a pipe bomb and threw it in there and it goes boom, like I walked up to the middle of the day, they hibernate here in the day. And so I was like, I think there might be something there. So I took a pipe bomb and threw it in there and it goes boom.

And I was like, uh, shit. And then another one, and then there was this literally, like rumbling in the cave. And they come out of the darkness. Like the way it handles light is amazing too. Even coming out of a cave, you're blinded for a second because you're coming out in the sunlight. But as they like spilled out in light, it was just a massive rolling port of zombies.

It's really cool. And it's not like, I don't know how to explain it. So it's like you're sitting further in the game, you get really incredible weapons, but you're still like, it's still a fucking nightmare facing down one of these things. It's really incredible. I have a map of glass with it. Let me play it. It's, it is slow though. I got to warn you. It is slow. And I think that's what put a lot of people off. And it's so fucking story heavy. It's really story heavy. Just skip all that stuff honestly. I'm almost done replaying middle gear solid five. So maybe when I'm done with that all. So give me a mix of blast of us and far cry. That's the best way I can

describe that game. I like both of those games. I liked it. Days gone. Play it. All right. It's a lot of time to wrap this up. All right. Thanks everybody for watching.

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