Rooster Teeth Podcast - We Got Nothing Figured Out - #487

Episode Date: April 10, 2018

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Miles Luna, and Burnie Burns as they discuss tourism, snacks, milkmen, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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So I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Miles. It's your boy, Murray. I'm. So, I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Miles. Yeah, it's your boy, Murray. I'm, so I'm wearing, I'm wearing trees. Yeah, beachwood. Beachwood. What?

What? Did you not listen to the ad copy? Fabric was made of wool and animals and shit. Yeah, I'm always, every time there's a meundees read, I'm also have that same experience you do, which is like, oh right, it's made from trees. Beach, birchwood, beachwood.

Beachwood. How do you get a tree that soft? Love. You speak to it gently, you're corrected. By the way, if you ever want to see a great ASMR video, yes, look up cork farmers. I know farmers who I would harvesters. Apparently, what cork is made is it's the bark from a tree and they grow the trees and then they just pull the bark off and it's the bark from a tree, and they grow the trees, and then they just pull the bark off.

And it's the most satisfying crunch, like, so it comes off as Cork. Yeah, I guess so. It just grows as Cork. But also, I thought if you remove the bark from a tree and just left the wood, the secondary xylem, if my zoology, if I were to crack you from day at like my back or botany.

Yeah, or what's that? Zoology or botany? That would have been biology, probably it's not biology. General biology, covers everything. Covers, biology is a study of two things, plants and animals, that's it. That's it, biology. You covered all of it.

But the trees, apparently if you remove the bark from a tree, it kills a tree. But then in Australia, I learned on this trip, the trees don't shed their leaves, they shed their bark, which I'm never, that's fucking weird, but But then in Australia, I learned on this trip, the trees don't shed their leaves, they shed their bark, which I'm never if that's fucking weird, but it's not Australia, so fuck it. Evolution doesn't apply. And then this cork tree's watching them,

it's like they pull the bark off. But maybe most trees die when you do that. I guess not every tree doesn't have. Wait, we're not cork trees. So it comes off in like big lumps, like sheets of it. Because it's so satisfying. It's one of the most satisfying sounds in the planet right before it hits the ground. It's a tree snapping, like sheets of it. Because it's so satisfying. One of the most satisfying sounds in the planet, right before it hits the ground,

it's a tree snapping, like what it falls over, it's like, and all the box is like, I love the like the jingle of keys when you toss them in the air, before they hit anything, before you get that ch, they just kind of like, they have this like a theory.

Do you have a theory on you right now? Nah, they're on the table. Ah. Also, I don't think anybody wants to listen to like, listen to my keys, and welcome on the table. Also, I don't think anybody wants to listen to like, listen to my keys, you didn't welcome to the RC podcast. Gavin had a camera, a test version of something he was working with, which is one of those old school

like medium format cameras. Like, how many pixels? 100 megapixels. 100 megapixels, this camera takes. And it has the most satisfying shutter feel to it. It's like, you can feel it, like, you can feel it, kick, it's like, clunk, clunk, yeah.

It's good, it's pretty cool. It feels so good. The sounds of cameras, that'd be a good channel. Cameras are dope, disposable one, yeah. Hustle blood, cus. You get someone like really experienced, like you cover their eyes, like click cameras. Yeah, they can tell you.

Well on set, it's two. I, I think it'll tell you. Well, on set too. I remember that thing I did for a Blum House. I was the thing with that, where I was that tree witch. We ever saw that, I don't know if you agree. I didn't really talk about it. What are you talking about? I was in a, there was a compilation that Blum House did where Blum House films where they did like

the 12 deadly days of Christmas. And it was different horror story based on Christmas for 12 days straight. And I was in the second one, I believe, which was I was a guy who ran a tree farm, like a Christmas tree lot. That's why you know so much about trees. It's it is.

It's all that's all about you. There's nothing else that I all comes back around. And they had, anyway, the whole, the way the story goes is had to go further and further out to find these trees that were acceptable because, I guess, probably some kind of like climate change. Sure. Metaphor in there.

So, and then my brother wandered too far. He was the one who originally owned a lot. He wanted to far, he got some trees that were guarded by a tree spirit. And then the tree spirit came to the lot. Classic. Following the tree's classic story. Who was your brother?

He's dead, but I'm the show started. Okay. He died the very first part of it. So they didn't have to audition that part. I mean, he was a person that was in it, but I never worked with them. Oh. So he was a real person. Yes.

Okay. I was just wondering if you knew that one. I don't know the name of that one. That's the one I was good. I don't know. I don't know the name of that one. I don't know the name of that one. I don't know the name of that one. I don't know the name of that one the tree spirit though? It was beneath the E.O. Deltora. That's you. It was in this particular production.

But I might be on the idea of a ghost in the story. It's like, which act to play the ghost? That doesn't matter. It's a dead person. Don't even do it with Slimey. You see right through him, who cares? But they had a photographer that was on set there who, and this is, I don't know why I brought this production

in particular, they have these usually on sets. They have a set photographer who takes those behind the scenes stills. And now that we have mirrorless cameras, which don't make much noise or any noise at all, they're great, but even going back a few years, they would have this big box. The camera was in a big box, like a sound dampening box, so they could take photos and it wouldn't disturb like while you're in the middle of a take. So this dude's just walking around the box You know, he's going to do it or whatever and then he's like, hey, let's take your photo And I said you're just looking at the guy holding out like a package to you. You're constantly say what's in the box?

No, I never said that. What's in the box? You said it. I did. I was busy making my biology jokes. They went over much better on that set. I Finally watched brings me Bear the other day. Oh, oh, did you really Kyle Mooney's thing? I can't believe more people haven't seen this film. What is it? Really? Yeah, I thought it was really good.

I thought it was good too. I mean, but you got to be right. I hadn't heard about it at all. Like, I think, uh, the first time I heard about it was my wife watch it on the flight down to Australia for her. I did this on tech Sydney. And she told me I had to watch and I just hadn't gotten around to it. Have you have you all even heard of the film with the fuck you

I bring it speed Kyle moody is one of the group of Beck Bennett Uh in our friend Nick Rutherford who were part of a group called uh Uh good neighbor was their online comedy group and then they all went to go work for Shana live and then a Nick ended up leaving Star alive. He was a writer now Beck Beckman and Kyle Mooney, Kyle Mooney still on the cast, right? I think he is. I went there and full up. What's that? I went to Goodnabe.

Okay. What is that? Is that a place in full up? Is it a place in full up? Yeah. But he's been a big lightweight comment and then he's a big hit. Long curly high play Fallout 4 once.

Glasses, he does the best awkward interviews of anyone I've ever seen. Okay. And then it clues like Zach Galifanakis. Really? His awkward interviews. Have you talked to Christa Mars? Oh, wow.

He reminds me a lot of Christa Marisan, this film, actually. That's really, yeah. Yeah, in the... Briggs Bebear. Briggs Bebear. It's about a television, a children's television show called Briggs Bebear. Okay. And it's like a person in a big bear suit.

Sure, a Barney, if you will. Right, and they go out and have adventures and stuff. And it's about this guy who watches Briggs Bebear who's played by Kyle Mooney. And then through a series of events, what Briggs Bebear ends. And the world is throwing upside down for Kyle Mooney. You know this movie.

Yeah, he lives in a fallout shelter because there's like disease or something that's taken over the world. Yeah. You gotta, you gotta, I would recommend it. It's so odd. I'm just looking at that image that's up on the screen right now and that's doing a lot for me.

If I'm making a point on this. Is that the guy from Hello Ladies? Who the, who the, who the, who the guy on the left? No. That's Kyle Mooney. Who's Kyle Mooney? I can't see his face. I would have thought the moon was Kyle.

Kyle, I'll look up a photo. Anyway, it's really good. It's so literal. It's so literal. And I would highly recommend everyone watch it. It's only like 90 minutes long. Yeah, he's a really ladies. So you really enjoyed it, huh?

Yeah, I was really, really good. So I like odd movies that I like to watch odd movies on home video or on planes. And I just watched one this weekend that I was like, okay, I'm not gonna probably go see these in theaters, but I'll watch it when it gets to home video. I watched the Matt Damon movie downsizing. Oh, yeah, I thought that. That looked really cool.

It's really bizarre. It's really strange. It's not, I don't think it's what you think it is. No. It's a really interesting movie. You saw it? Yeah, I had a screener for that. What do you think? It it looked interesting, man.

I'm a big fan of that director. I really like all of his work. This film did not seem, Alexander Paine. It did not seem like the other films in his catalog. It seemed like it was different. And the marketing for that film was definitely way off the mark. Oh, really? I feel like they kind of led you in one direction

with the trailers and commercials. And then you watch it and it's like that. Is that a bad thing, man? That was the kind of same with that colossal movie. Yeah, I felt like if they had gone with the actual story, I don't know why they did that. It's not like the story has a twist or, I mean, there is one small twist at the beginning,

but it doesn't matter. Like I felt like if they'd gone with the story that they actually tell, it was more gone with the story that they actually tell, it was more interesting than the story that they tried to make you think of the trailer. I remember I saw two different trailers for this film. One of them was like, it's a kooky comedy about a guy that gets shrunk.

And then the other one was like, you know, this is gonna be like a somewhat sad story about like a relationship and how it falls apart and then how you recover afterwards. And it was just like so interesting to see like two completely different takes. Also he's super small. Also, he's 80-bitty times.

Oh, by the way, he's also small. But your name's... But your name's... Problems can be small. But they definitely enjoyed playing with the recontextualizing the size of things. I think a little too much in that film. It's like, oh, look how crazy.

Crackers are huge now. Like, okay, we get it. That was like, that was pretty early on. I can't think of anything that would later. In the trailer, they show them all drinking out of a giant bottle of vodka. I don't remember that. But then that doesn't actually happen in the film.

No, is that the, what's his name? When they get to the place, they have to take the boat. Yeah. Like towards the end of the film. The great actor, he was in a, Inglorious Bastard, he plays the Nazi commander. Oh, Christoph. Oh, is that a thing? Well, is this name? Yeah, yeah, yeah great actor, he was in a, in glorious bastard, he plays the Nazi commander. Oh, Christoph.

Oh, yeah. Well, it's his name, yeah, yeah. Fucking, that guy's great too. So good. He's so great in everything that he's in. And it's like I really couldn't tell, apparently he's playing a Serbian character in this. I don't maybe don't know what the Serbian accent is,

but I just like, that guy just, just one of those actors that choose up the screen whenever he's on. He could read nutrition facts to me, and I'd be like, go on. Yep. Right. And then he was like reading them over the sound of cork being pulled off a tree that might be the idea I'm telling you got to watch this Gavin just can change your life you made fun of me when I told you to watch that Indian guy

Ruben people's heads in his barber shop look with that to get all the way around the world man glad I watched it yeah so you're gonna you're gonna be in the jungles of wherever they harvest cork I'm excited before he is in the future with you're teaming a cork tree. Guys, you take a guess, where do they harvest cork? What's the cork? I'm gonna say some place tropical, I'll say like Borneo, Bolivia, Bermuda, I just wanted to stick with the bees.

What? I love the fucking internet. It lives there. What are the top three court producing countries? And so now we can find out. Number one, who said, and by go again, what's your answer? I said, Borneo. It's like, okay, go ahead.

I said, I said Bolivia. It's Portugal. Oh, Portugal. Europe, the answer was Portugal. What's number two and three? Borneo, no, hold on. Let me see. Portugal too.

Fucking ads on everything. Spain and Italy. Fuck Italy. What me see. Portugal too. F***ing ads on everything. Spain and Italy. F*** Italy. What? Step up your game. Well, they have wines, so it makes sense that they have cogs. That's true.

It's really the most convenient. To the end of glass, right? To the end of glass, right? No, idiot, that's a rude vessel. You've got to get the green one for the wine. You can't use the white or the brown one. Well, it's also on the list, so that makes sense. Right, below Miesia.

And out of your French buzz. It's one of the most satisfying sounds. It's right up there with keys being tossed in the air. Just do it, you sit at home, just French left. Toss them keys. Listen, it'll be over soon, you'll catch them. But surely you can just take keys and just jinkle them in your hand. No, because it's like, the fact that it's free,

there's nothing else, so it's like, you can't end in nothing else is going, yeah, nothing's dampening then. Oh, I just went, do I hear the sound? Yeah, listen, this is for fuck, okay. Here we go. Oh yeah, that's the ancient. It's some conqueror. Wait, I've watched this video, I think I've watched that video before and have the same time like

Fuck that sounds great. Yeah, like is this guys and they peeled whole sheet off. Oh, here we go Here's a dude doing it harvesting court and it's kind of like when you pull that that plastic film off of new like You're selling that but it's way more Or you're selling me. Oh look at oh look at the junk Get in there. there pull it off Right Rip it down Oh, it's crunchy.

That's pretty good. You would love to do that. I would do that all day long. That was sad as well. I would do that all day long. I would do that all day long. Sad as well. I would do that all day long. Sad as well.

I would do that all day long. Sad as well. I would do that all day long. Sad as well. Sad as well. What would you rather do? Rip that off or get sucked off? She's as Christ.

You only pick one. Yeah. Can you get sucked off while you're ripping it off? Well, I bet. Yeah, would it make the experience better if that were playing in the background? I can't see how it can help. Well, then you see that rip dude doing it, and you start to have confusing feelings. Yeah, that's what it is. So the problem I'm gonna answer the question is

that I've never pulled the bark off of a cork tree before. So it's like, if I never, that means I'll never be able to do it. I'll never be able to go with that ax and like hear that wonderful sound in person. I probably get sucked off. That's better. I just went to Korea. I just went to Korea. I got a tour of Samsung and they had their very own anicoic chamber. Really? And I stood in there by myself. Is that like happening for testing phones? Yeah, it's like testing the mic, like the speakers and the mic-ic chamber. Really? And I stood in there by myself. Is that what makes this a happening thing? For testing phones? Yeah, I was testing the mic,

like the speakers and the mic feedback and that. And I just stood in there and it was awesome. It could freak me out after like 30 seconds. Yeah, it does. It sounds something about the lack of sound bouncing around. It gives you the sort of impression that you get when you're on a plane descending and you get like the pressure change.

But there's not actually a pressure change, it's just because there's no sound your ears to get confused And don't you get that from Bose headphones when they produce that alternate sound or the opposite sound or what the fuck that is Anti-sound it is it's like it feels like pressure or something. It feels like it's pressing in Yeah, it was really cool. I could hear my blood and stuff Here heartbeat that freaks me out when I can hear my- I could hear my stomach, I was hungry. Oh, that's the worst. Did you swallow, did you swallow, the wind sound gross?

Swollen was loud, yeah. Yeah, I bet that's fucking disgusting. I didn't have a, I didn't really perform any experiments. Like I wanted to do the balloon pop, but I didn't have any balloons. I just recently learned about something online. I might have talked about this in the podcast before, but I learned, it's just something I've always wondered

about since I was a kid and I thought, I fuck out the internet and I can look this up. I have this thing the podcast before. But I learned, it's just something I've always wondered about since I was a kid. And I thought, I feel like I got the internet out. I can look this up. I have this thing when I shut my eyes really hard, I hear a rumbling in my ears. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And that's a thing.

It's actually a muscle that, I think it's the muscle. I just looked this up. I wondered my whole life, no, I've already forgotten after I've found out. But it's the muscle that, if there's a huge sound, it protects your eardrum and covers it, like, like, ganks it out of the way or something. You know without closing your ears?

Cause I can do it right now. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, the reason I rediscovered it and looked it up was because Ellie can pop her ears without doing anything. She just goes like this and pops her ears. She just makes her eyes wide. She's a scuba diver.

She's a, she's a dive master. And so she's learned apparently it's like, after a certain amount of time, you just learn how to pop your ears just by muscle memory. And she can just pop her ears, whereas I'm like blown in my nose and everything like that. I can do little pops, like I can do the beginning of a yawn,

just like going like that. And it goes like, but I can't do a full like poof pop. And I can't stop doing the rumbly thing. But you can get this whole time. It's a little addictive, right? With a rumbly noise? I still don't. But it also gets like,

diminishing returns on it as well. Do you find it diminishing returns? Like you can make it really rumbly at first, and then it's harder and harder. Your muscle gets weaker, right? Yeah, right. So it is, like, entirely. Well, surely as it pulls the bone

off your head drum lever it's doing, then it's less. But the beginning is because it's still on there. I think it puts it back when it's done. Yeah, it's not. It puts it back. I don't think it moves very far. Well, I don't know the geography of my ear.

I don't need to stop. Well, if you bend your arm, you don't just keep bending it. It does run bend back. We can return to its original position. Well, I know, but if you're holding it out, like if I do this, the movement was at the beginning. Yeah, but then when you stop it just relaxes and goes back.

Yeah, you're saying when you stop and stop, as you stop and stop, or it becomes like- I just just like flexing a muscle. Yeah, I think it's just like, you build it. So if you keep doing it every day, would you have big fat? You just have big muscle. You're like ear kegles, you're like,

you go through kegles. What do you say? Kegles? Do you do that? Do you do kegles? No., you know, the kegels are kegels. What do you say? Kegels? Do you do that? Do you do kegels? No. You know? What's that like there?

The dick bone. It's what you flex your pelvic floor. That's like the stop pissing muscle, isn't it? Stop pissing. Or is a Michael would say the rope, that's the ropes muscle. What? Michael and Michael,

Michael Jeff, what a big long discussion about taking male enhancement pills that would give them better. They would try to see them in production. Yeah, they would try to lengthen their ropes. They wanted ropes. Okay. I'm not a world. You got a lot of water.

You got a lot of water. What a world. Is that what it does? What? You just need water? Water? You can look this up. There's water.

God, I'm gonna Google search this. You take Argonine and lecatin. Sounds like two Pokemon. Just go get your, that's. Argonine, lexin and big jupe, pygium is another one. This three Pokemon. They're all like herbal things

that like combine the ropes, get stronger. It's like yeah. It's the only guys' caribou by the way. Yeah, so stupid. Literally, like, I would not be any less interested in that. How is career? I loved it. It was great. What um how did you think about it? So I'm curious to see if you had the same experience I did. How did you feel about it in relation to interact with people as compared to like Japan? Oh, it's hard to say because I didn't really interact with many people in the public, but It seemed more chill than Japan

With me less like chill Yeah, I feel like in Japan. I was very conscious of disturbing the culture. Oh, oh, I see what you mean But in Korea everyone was just like hey But in Korea, which I think is I think is that hey I felt like it was it was harder to find English speakers in Korea than Japan. I Don't yeah, it's hard because I didn't really sample the locals. Hmm. They teach English in Japanese schools though, too I feel like English gets taught in a lot of schools. You say I don't know if that you would Korea But I know they do in Japan teach it up to a certain grade

I was there one point. I got really scared because my phone went Like the emergency sound. Oh really? I was like, you're in five minutes, South Korea. Look to the message, it was all in Korean. I was like, could I run somewhere? That's when you look around, go, okay everyone else is under a desk.

So, when you scan the horizon, there's no giant reptiles. Shit, that's gotta be a fucking nuclear bomb then. That goes, everyone just stops moving. You're like, I can't, I can't, I can't, down because that's in my room. I came down to the lobby and I was like, anyone know what that thing was?

And they're like, yeah, some two with the low quality of the air today. But I was like, I wouldn't say that's an emergency. No, but you didn't know. Yeah, we're like, I shot off the DMZ. Yeah, you learned, you learned the Korean symbols for pollution. Very, very quickly. You never forget those now.

Yeah. Top three Asian natural disasters. What? Go on. Top 10 anime betrayals. You would get... You got Gennami. Got Genami.

The giant moth. That's Moth. We're talking about Rural. No, giant reptiles, Rural. Kingidora. He's all three of them. He's got three heads in the Lord and the fiction. So you just like, you get complacent. You got mecha Godzilla.

How are y'all on about? Rodan. What the fuck are we talking about? What are we talking about? You know, I mean, it's just seriously earthquake volcano in Asia. He might be a big volcano, right? I think so. I mean, isn't it?

Well, I think I don't know if it's still erupt. That was back in Maldonon. It's a mountain. This doesn't erupt. What's the tsunami? What are we doing? It's like not meteors. No, if a meteor is hitting Earth, where's it going to hit?

I'd say I think Mount Fuji isn't active. No, go on. Look at me knowing stuff. You're on Mount Fuji with me. You should know this stuff. I didn't get the vibe that is a volcano. It, go on. Look at me knowing stuff. You are on Mount Fuji with me. You should know this stuff. I didn't get the vibe that is of volcano. It looked a lot like a mountain.

Okay, now hold on. What gives off a volcano vibe? Hate smoke. So a frying egg on the ground. Gavin and I actually we did something we never do when we went to Japan is we took a guided tour. We went out to Mount Mount. Yeah, it was perfectly fine.

And our tour guide was, she was awesome. I went to Chicago and I got to do a bunch of stuff. It's like second city comedy. I had a pizza pie. Best part, fucking guided river boat tour of architecture. That was my fucking favorite part of the whole trip. Chicago's fucking fascinating. Sometimes you gotta just go all in with the tour stuff.

Well, wait, it's their reason. People ask me a lot of time a time like I'm going to London What should I do and I'm almost like well? I can think of some places, but just hop on yeah hop on a bus I'll put a double deck of bus on the top and just listen and dry around class history's amazing taste I'm not doing though, and I'm not doing this. I'm not going on one of those duck Buses. No fuck those things. Yeah, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Whoa, I've been in the duck. I've been in a duck. You know, I've done?

All right, not in this particular time. What the fuck is there to look at here in Austin? I don't know. Podcast 500, we do it from the lake. We do it from the duck. I'm not doing it. Why? So it's just an example of what this is.

It's this bus that rides around town, but then also the bus is amphibious and can go into the water and become a boat. AKA the coolest fucking vehicle ever. You could be the coolest vehicle, because they give everyone a big duck whistle call thing and then walk around, they drive around town honking their fucking duck call. Bernie, you went on a fucking weak ass duck tour. That sounds lame as shit.

I was not, they would pass my or Congress office all the time. You've never been on the fucking insane. That's been on the duck bus, so you don't know how cool it is. I bet once that whistle's in your hand, you're on the duck, you have the flower. You are the duck. Yeah. Look, look at that, there's nothing with ducks.

Yeah, no, that's lame of shit. There's nothing to look at in Austin. You know why they gave out those fucking duck whistles? Cause there was nothing else to do on that fucking tour. I'll give you jingle keys for the fucking late. This is very scenic. Okay, what on the lake? I love in the photo, they're like coming out like right by the Ramada, like some like little hotel.

And from here you can see the fucking traffic. Look, there's people in the river. Oh no. So I podcast 500 will do from the duck bus and we have intermissions where miles just Sock castically lists great things about Austin like the traffic. I think that'd be a great podcast. No, we're the top Austin Yeah, those assures. Oh god car. I blood is this big one. Blood floods flood rock thrown from bridge over I 35 Mecca hipster. Oh Yeah, like a huge hipster who like you want me to go.

I like knocking over buildings of old after 1999. Big old mecha hipster created by eight people. He makes it all that like you tossed in from the night. He's like his building is taller than the Capitol. You should have been here 10 years ago.

This used to be a music close. And that in the duck plus accident, I say tragedy. That's tragedy waiting to happen. Have you ever heard of the Chili's at 45th in Lamar? That's the only safe place in town. You're talking about places great. I love that Chili's, by the way. I hope that plays stays in business ironically,

even more honorably forever. Kerry and I went to a Chili's, like about a month ago. We were out riding and as a joke, we were like, oh, we should just go to a Chili's. And then we went to a Chili's, like about a month ago. We were out riding and as a joke, we were like, oh, we should just go to a Chili's. And then we went to a Chili's. And then the chili's great. That was what we realized, was that, oh, this isn't a joke.

This is just really, really good fat-ass food. Unless you look at the calories and some of the meals, it's great. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like that's what makes it, what, you don't go to Chili's and they're like, I did good today. No, like you go to fuck yourself up. I looked at what Donald did, the last don't go to Chili's and they're like, I had to good today. No, you go to fuck yourself up.

I looked at what Dan ordered, the last one went to Chili's and I think it was like 2300 calories. That sounds alright. So one meal. I'm gonna pull like Jay Grisparz. Yeah, I don't know. And they still have to take some stuff off. You can't get the awesome blossom,

they don't sell it anymore. What? If people realize I think that one blossom was like 3000 calories and a couple hundred grams of fat. It's not the secret menu dinner of that thing is like solid grease Like if you can make it to the center. It's just awful just one onion, isn't it? Yeah, but it's a big one onion It was ranked the worst appetizer in America by men's health magazine It has

2700 calories. Oh, fuck yeah a scene. It has 2700 calories. Oh, fuck yeah. A hundred and 94 grams of carbs. Yes. 190. That's just energy. 23 grams of fat. Yeah. Yeah. For the winter, thousand, three hundred, sixty milligrams of sodium. That's bad. That one's bad for you. What's the daily recommended amount of sodium?

Isn't it twenty five hundred? Daily. Twenty two thousand and twenty five hundred. Sodium. See, Dan's doing that thing. She Dan got on the military, right? Yeah. And then 2300 milligrams a day. Got it nailed it.

Uh, my real is perfect. No more than is it. Okay, well, on American Heart Association recommends no more than 2300 milligrams a day and an ideal limit of no more than 1500 milligrams a day for most adults. Yeah. Chris. But then 10 minutes later, they put out a study that say dietary sodium has no effect on anything. How is the fuck?

How is it honestly? The two things we've been doing longer than anything. Eating. Eating and sleeping. We still don't have either one figured out. They don't sleep. People can't fucking sleep all the fucking time. Yeah.

They don't know. They're like, I just read this thing where up until 1700 AD, apparently all humans slept in two cycles. Like they've been going over literature and they were specifically quoted Charles Dickens stuff where they talk about he was roused from his first slumber. Like a four hour cycle? Yeah, they would go to sleep at sundown and they would sleep for like four hours,

they'd be up for one to two hours and the time was spent for like doing chores or talking about their dreams, then they would go back to sleep for another three hours. Or like restocking a fire, you know, like stuff that you had to do to live in a pre-industrial society. Can we imagine from what we live in a world

where like around like one in the morning, we all kind of wake up and go, so what's your dream about? What else are you saying? You're weird that we don't know how people slept? Because who cares? 300 years in the years. We don't sleep like that.

I mean, people don't care. I don't give a fuck how someone slept in the 1700s. It has no effect on me at all. What if you fell off the note? They know that though, and you've been doing it wrong. You go back, you can fix it. It's like pooping.

We all poop wrong in the in the west. I'm happy with the way I poop, by the way. You should squat in a hole. No, I'm not squatting. I'm not using a fucking squatty potty. Gus, you're a fucking phony. How could if you don't care about the irrelevant minutia of life? Why the fuck do you have a podcast? No, I care about the relevant minutia of my life. That's irrelevant minutia of some loser who lives 300 years ago. Yeah, he didn't have a podcast. You gonna join the militia I'm gonna lose shut up. You're upset about Charles Dick's going to sleep and are you're looking up fucking blooming

Facts over there awesome blossom. We're not talking about outback signal If they steal that from them There's no original idea anymore outback still has it. I think you can still get up. I had one blooming I'm sorry Outback came up with the blooming onion and then they turned it the awesome. I don't know who came up with it. Chili stole it. Just fucking Google it.

I want an out of them boss. I want to know. No, I think I have a fucking battle royale appetizer. I feel like the reason a lot of people have insomnias because everyone's different, and it's not necessarily in everyone's nature to sleep in one big lump every night, the same place. Could it be something with all the screens

we have in our fucking bedroom? Then what do you have to do with screens though? What? sleep in one big lump every night. The same thing. Could it all be something with all the screens we have in our fucking bedroom? Then we get to get the screens though. What? We're constantly bombarded by like stimulant. Stimulant. I can't fucking talk to him. Stimulants.

But no, but like like stimulation. Hey, don't make me figure out food. It's like the eggs are bad for you. Eat a lot of eggs, fat's bad for you. Eat a lot of fat. Well that was okay. So I ran into the plate. I ran into this yesterday.

So I fucked up my back, which is why I'm sitting all weird today. And I sneezed and I read on Twitter that, so I fucked up my back, which is why I'm sitting all the way today. And I sneezed, did I read on Twitter that you sneezed and threw your back out? Yes. Yes, Gavin. It was invented at Scotty's Steakhouse in Springfield, New Jersey in the 70s.

Oh, bullshit. Popularized by Outback Steakhouse in 88. And then... So Scotty's is IBM. Outback is Microsoft. And then Chili's came along. Outback. Chili's was after.

Yeah. Okay, so what happened to your back? I sneezed. Outback is Microsoft. And then Chili's came along. Outback was after. Yeah. Oh, okay. So what happened to your back? I sneezed. I sneezed and I threw out my back yesterday. I, so fuck off. In December, I almost got into a car accident.

I'm gonna be 28 on the 24th. You'd be 20 on the 24th. If you make it. If I keep my fucking make it, I'm like, yeah. No. Back in December, I almost got into a car accident. I had to slam on the brakes and in doing so like My back sees up sucked. It was really bad. I want to was it from the strain of you like oh shit

Hey, I'm gonna kill this guy. Oh, no, and then yeah, no, I'm sure that man in the street It was a dude on a bike that was just like I can do whatever I want Oh, I think that's like drunks don't get hurt in fatal accidents Oh, cuz they don't give a fuck cuz they don't tense up. They're just like, go to the cab, or like a rag doll. I could, I could see that. Yep. Um, so yeah, that was back in December,

and then I kind of got over it, and then last night I sneezed. Well, I was, it's sadder than that too. I was cooking chili, and I had a can of beans, putting beans in the chili, because yeah, it's great. Fuck off, don't at me.

Um, and I, And I mean, beat, yeah, I put ranch beans in my chili, because it's fucking delicious. Ranch beans. Yeah, dog, ranch, so beans, it's great fuck off. Don't at me. Um, and I mean beat yeah, I put ranch beans in my chili because fucking delicious range. Yeah dog ranch. Oh shit. All right. Is that it with ranch the dressing? No, no, by the way comes with a blooming onion. It's not enough calories.

They give you a fucking like bowl of dip. What could you dip a blooming onion? Oh, sorry. Carlin just. Sorry. Right. So, uh, I sneezed when I'm back dropped the can into the chili. It was splashed with hot chili

and then just like crippled down. Oh, dear! Oh, the floor, it was not great, it was very sad. Before she and I still had some pain killers from the last time I fucked up my back. So I took a bunch of those and just watched a lot of the rings. But I tweeted about this.

I was like, oh, this happened. Blah, blah, blah, blah, joke, whatever. And everybody's like, oh, dude, well, you make sure you get a heating pad. And then the next people are like, whatever you do, don't use heat. You gotta use ice, you gotta ice it. And then I was like, oh, you gotta go to a chiropractor.

Next person, chiropractors are fucking quacks. You go and do yoga. And then someone else like, oh, you just gotta go to, like everybody, it's not that, it's not that it bothers me that you're down. Yeah, I was like, I'm just gonna go, how about I go to a fucking back specialist? How about that?

Sneeze, imagine if you go, shot. Give them CPR. Yeah. So, yeah, no, it's not that, like obviously everybody's just trying to help, but the thing that drives me crazy is how people will speak with such a matter of fact, I know everything turned. That's the thing that always drives me crazy. There's like, because you'll get like, I learned to deal with this just on like video

comments. People will make a comment, maybe it's like a criticism or something, and you'll get like, I learned to deal with this just on like video comments. People will make a comment, maybe it's like a criticism or something, and you go, okay, yeah, that's a fair critique, but you don't wanna listen to them because of the way they set it. And sometimes people will get in there and they'll talk exactly like they know how

like the production process works. Like, oh, this is clearly why this was animated this way. It's like, motherfucker, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but the reason I fucking hate you is because you talk like you do and other stupid people listen to you. That's my biggest fucking problem with it. And that was, yeah, everybody became a fucking doctor last night. And though I appreciate it. What ended up being the solution?

I was right. I fucking iced it because if I, because I was pretty sure it was a muscular thing, which it was. And if you put, yeah, no, a disc, you're supposed to be disc. So if you, if you heat it, that's just gonna make the inflammation worse. So ice, if you have a backwards effect. What are you gonna do, hot and cold for? Like it's framed ankle, so I'm very, keep our toes confused.

I had a bad feeling. I feel like fuck, it's I'm leaving. I can't take this. I barely made it to the show. Because I was coming back from the fucking doctor. Because so yeah, it's a whole thing. I gotta do like physical therapy and shit. But like, I call this morning to set up an appointment

and the lady tells me, I want you to go to four one, something something something medical parkway. And I go, okay, so I get there at two 20 because my apartment's at 230. And I'm like this, done, look, fucking right at all. And I look around and stuff and I call them and they go, oh, you're supposed to be at 14,

something, something, something, medical parkway. That's a long way. In Cedar Park. So I had to drive half an hour up north, went to that place, got there, it's this huge facility. I like hobble in there, get up to the front. She's like, oh yeah, it's the second building, second floor.

I'm like, oh, okay, so I'm like hobbling because I'm now like 15 minutes late. I'm like, please don't cancel the shit. I get up there. She's like, hey, welcome, hey, you made it. I was like, hey, yeah. I'm here for Dr. Michael or something or another and she goes, we don't cancel this shit. I get up there. I'm just like, hey, welcome, there you may. I was like, hey, yeah. I'm here for Dr. Michael, something or another, and she goes, we don't have a Dr. Michael, something or another.

Hold on, let me look this up. Oh, you're supposed to be at ARC, Cedar Park, like, NOW across the one of the East, and I had to go over there, because I get there. I finally get in, the dude sees me, he goes, oh yeah, it's a muscular problem. We'll just give you some of this, some of that, and we're gonna get you some physical therapy uh we'll get you a prescription

and then they fucking forgot about me and I sat in there for 20 minutes so I finally poked out and was like hey and they're like oh you're still here and I drove all the way back here this is going into what I was talking with Gus about before the show starts a friend of mine recently told me I don't think he let yourself be angry often some I'm trying it you're trying out fucking great Fucking great. Yeah, fuck everybody. What happened? Anger's great. So are you angry with us now on the podcast, or did you get angry in the doctor's office?

I'm glad you brought this up. I hate you're gutting on this. No, I was, no fucking angry in the doctor's office. I'm like, who the fuck are you left me in your toilet? No, I was like, hey guys. Are we like, I'm not doing this. What are we doing? And they're like, oh, you're so, I was like, yes.

You told me to wait here. They're like, oh, we'll get on that. I was like, thank you, Pat. So it here. Like, oh, we'll get on that. I was like, thank you, Pat. So that leads more on the aggressive side of passive aggressive. But still, like, the thank you, I think, was sarcastic. Yeah. I'm normally like, oh, always look on the bright side. But recently, I was like, ah, fuck the bright side.

I don't want to look at the bright side right now. Suck my dick. I was in a place where I couldn't throw some anger around at the fact that I wasn't being seen too. Because when I came back from Korea, I got pulled into secondary screening and immigration. That's fun. Oh, because you're not out of phone.

And you're kind of like, man, I hope they let me in the country today. Otherwise, I guess they're good to England. How long did that take? It wasn't too bad. I still made my flight. Is that when they try to aggressively tell you that you're here to ruin the country? Do you have that whole interview? It was actually

less interrogation than I've received just at the normal booth. But usually when I go through, they're like, what are you doing? What is this? What's the rucity? It's blah, blah, blah. Bunch of questions. I'm like, this, this, this. Got it down to a science. I just, I know the correct answers in the quickest way to get through. And this time he was just like, hmm, come with me. And I was like, here we go. You see the answer this very quickly. You didn't ask me a single question. He just was like, come with me immediately. Weird. And I sat in there, bunch of other scared looking people in there. And they just let people through. And I was like, interesting. I think that's the kind of scanner that they use. They like, when you're in there,

they try to see who's got like elevated body temperature. They do that in Korea. There were two thermal cameras as you walk through immigration, checking for fevis. Yeah. It's pretty cool. They started doing that with SARS. Yeah, I think they were in South Korea. They were very vigilant about MERS, Middle Eastern respiratory syndrome. I think they had a small Merz outbreak. And that's why they were very, they're still very unalured about that. Is there one of the three wise men brought to Jesus?

Isn't it? NYRRH, Mer. See, I thought that sounded like a racial slur for Mer people. That would be a dick if that's inappropriate. Fuck, Merz, all of that Atlantis is like, Hey, our word. Oh shit. Oh, yeah, the ridiculous thing. All of that Atlantis is like, hey! That's our word. That's our word. Oh shit.

Oh, here on the roof of this thing. But it's ridiculous that we don't know food or even like an injury. I think we've had this existence, humans have been around for like 200,000 years at this point. We should have some of this shit figured out. Everyone should have some of it figured out. Everyone should sleep whenever they feel like it.

Yes. I think if you tie it at 1 p.m. go to bed, come back, finish you work. I remember I offered, I believe the same thing. I'm a firm believer in apps. I offered carry one time when he's working 80 hours in a row on Ruby like he tends to do. This is like season two. I said he was looking tired and I said, I said he's like dead on his feet.

He said, but he doesn't have time to go home before his next thing he needs to check. I'm like, well, just go to my office. I have a couch, go take a nap in there. And I swear he thought it was like a trick. He's like, he doesn't have time to go home. Before he has next thing he needs to check. I'm like, well, just go to my office, I have a couch, go take a nap in there. And I swear, he thought it was like a trick. He's like, he's testing me. Yeah, I don't like that. I'm like, this is how they fire me.

Go take a nap. I used to nap all the time in the video apartment. We had that couch there, and around like two or three every afternoon, I'd go, I'd lay down for 20 minutes. Is it a nice soft couch? Yeah, and get back up, get back to work. People are like, oh, naps are sign of laces.

Now, that sign of someone working really hard. They just need some rest. Like, I've got just the point. Now that sign of someone working really hard, they just need some rest. Like, I've got to just point, sorry about your ad read. No, no, it's fine. Many times, you're like, Just don't tell an inappropriate story, so I can transition after. Yeah, I've got to just point many times,

but it's like, if I'm editing, especially, where it's like, ah, and my eyes are tired, and I know I'm not making good decisions. Anything I do at this point, I'm probably gonna have to read you. So I'll just call it, yeah, take a nap, come back. Well, let's talk about going to sleep and wake up like a day later. That's also sometimes you'll be in that situation.

You'll be having a problem, you just can't fix. Then you like step away from it for a bit, then you come back like, oh, see, like this is the way to do this. It's such a good fix. Powered out. Powered out. And sleep fix a lot of problems.

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seven days a week. That's how that average is. That is awful. That is a lot of fucking work and dude. I'm not one of those tours, like the one we went on in Japan where it was less about like look to your right. It was more about the country and how it operates. And they said that every man in South Korea does 21 months military service.

And then they were like, guess how many North Korea does? Do you know how many years you have to put in a North Korea? I think it's 10 or something. 10 years. Mandatory. Like 18 to 28 is what's the, I think you have until a certain age to do it. My favorite to get it done before you're like 30. Holy no.

Well in South Korea that was the case. My favorite North Korea fact and all of them are terrible is that they're government-mandated hairstyles. There are 28 hairstyles that you have in North Korea. It's like a crap video game. Yeah, it's like a ship. Like these are the Lego pieces you can choose. Yeah, it's not when you make a man. It's like yeah, hair options. And then for facial hair, it's like, be it or not. That was fascinating. I forget where I saw it. Might have been the

eye documentary, but the the guy who does cataract surgery. And they covered the fake grocery stores that they have. You're just fucking weird spooky. Yeah, there's no cash register or no way to actually buy anything. It's just like all just on display to show like, oh, it's so boundful and most of fake food. Yeah, hashtag fake food. It's fucked up and I hate it. That's what we know. Don't eat fake food. We know that. I assume that you went that. I assume that you went that.

That period of like having the long work week when the country was rebuilding itself and transitioning from, you know, essentially a third world country to, you know, maybe one of the most modern countries in the world. I think that probably took a lot of work after the Korean War to rebuild everything. And start fresh. Well, Germany did it. They don't work at all. Remember to laser prints in Germany?

No, no, fucking the UK English did it. Germany bombed the shit. Bombed London flat basically. So that one milkman. And he'd be fake. He rebuilt everything. Him and Winston Churchill. What everyone had their milk and they were nice and strong

and they were able to rebuild buildings. I miss the milkman. This someone really nice about having fresh new milk. How can we be stopped? We go in a cold mailbox. How much milk over the... Freaking, how much milk? Well, you don't get,

you get like just a pint or something. Really? A visceral. And then tea, and then tea, four or five milk cups of tea. I can eat four different apps that you can stall on your phone where you could get someone deliver a pint of milk to you

every day. Will they be in a delightful outfit? Also, that's only one app that I can recommend to that. That's more expensive, because that person is- Comes with a membership fee. He's not dropping milk off at everyone's house. So you want to be like, you think it adds to society

to have the milkman walking around. Gavin wants a time to get an app. It's a milk truck full of milk. And sometimes juice and various things. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're not giving juice to everyone. Fancy new milkman. Well, if you put the order in for juice,

it'll leave you some juice. Might as well be fucking ordering off Amazon at the point. Why is there no juice separate people? I trust the milkman to know about milk. Because he doesn't know about juice. I want a juice man who has an expert in juice a juiceman wouldn't need it wouldn't be in high demand He'd have a tiny old juice bike. That's what you think what if we had it actually here too that they're both liquids right Like there's no connection between a dairy farm. It's morning liquids

What about more than a coffee man? We make that with the milk You make? No. You don't put milk in coffee? I don't know, but you're missing this. Did you have a strong up? Okay, growing up outside my front door on the porch

was a little square thingy where the milk would slot in, pints the milk. And every morning, that's cold as shit, you'd have some nice cold milk to put in the cereal. You got like four pints of milk a day. Oh, yeah Just held for you could I think we only had two delivered if you're gonna have a party you could plan for yeah I mean I grew up in a house Milk's here. I grew up in a house with my dad would just chug milk from the bottle fuck yeah

Milk milk is not like American weird sugar milk. What do you mean? Well milk is weird? No, it's not It's a weird house When I was messed with. It lost past. It was forever as well. Well, our milk's pasteurized too. But milk loss, but the whole point of a moment is milk doesn't last very long. After a week, it's like, look, I'm like, my first now that expires in June. No, you fucking, no, you fucking don't do. And I show me the picture tonight. Send me the picture tonight. Send me the picture tonight.

The email right now that expires in June. Yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely. We talked about this before. The give it that horizon ultra high pasteurized. Yeah, someone the set that we're gonna drink in like a few months, you just buy that milk, stop buying that milk by regular milk.

All right, where's that? It's a story. I don't know what I'm buying. Right next to the single six of butter. I'm used to skim semi skim to full cream. I don't know what the hell is going on here. I don't know what milk is full cream. Whole milk and 2% is semi skim to full cream. I don't know what the hell is going on here. I don't know what milk is full cream. Whole milk and 2% is semi skimmed.

Yes. And then you go one percent. Yeah. And then there's fat free, which is I don't even know what that is. That's like water. It's like the tap water test we did where you're like getting all these waters and I could smell the one that was good. I can do that with milk.

If you give me American milk, I'll sniff it out. British milk phenomenal. How are we gonna get British milk here for this test? Hold up. You can do that with milk. If you give me American milk, I'll sniff it out. British milk, phenomenal. How are we gonna get British milk here for this test? Hold up, you can't do this should just be able to go to London and just drink milk and be amazed at what this milk tastes like. It's amazing. And my milkman was called Barry.

He had no teeth. Hahaha. Barry milkman. They extract the milk himself. Like the teeth upset the others. Oh, been ridiculous now. Come on. Barry wouldn't do that.

Barry's a stand-up guy. Gavin, can we rewind just a second? You can smell water and know what's good water. No, we did that at the end. We thought he was full of shit, we actually tested him. No, it was gonna be a taste test where I was gonna taste bad tap water. Because tap water here, you don't wanna drink it.

And they were, well, totally fine. Oh, water's fine. No, that's not true. Basically, I got to the point where I didn't even have to taste it to find out the tap water. I just sniffed it. And they were, well, totally fine. All waters fine. No, that's not true. Basically, I got to the point where I didn't even have to taste it to find out the tap water. I just sniffed it. That's not true. Is it, do you guys have weird, like, lay mass abilities like that?

No. I can use my tacos. I can tell you what kind of taco you ordered. If you just give it, give it. That was though, I learned that in high school. Well, you would, what does that mean? You can tell what kind of taco it is. I can tell I was like,

potato, I can choose. People be like, what's this? Wait, from holding it? Yeah, from holding it in the, in the, it's wrapped in, in foil. Well, you could probably just fail the potato lumps. That's what I said, but everybody acted like it was a fucking miracle.

I was like, how are you this dense? It's fucking, this one's chorizo, I can see. I was fondling my taco. You say that now. I do say that now. You can do it through the foil. There's a fucking taco place in Austin.

Maybe it's more than one, but when I go to El Chalito. Yeah, it's all this special. Great one. Ashley loves it. You know, fucking label any of the tacos. So those give you like, if you go to the club, people get like four to six tacos. And then they come out of the bag and you're just like,

all right, let's open each other's tacos up and figure. They got some like me. You would not be able to help. Fucking hate their salsa. You take that back. That black salsa. It's garbage. I'm gonna tell you right now, this is the breakfast taco that surprised us.

Show me. Bill Miller's. They got decent breakfast tacos. Fast food barbeque plays Bill Miller's got bomb ass breakfast tacos. They're building a Rudy's right in the middle of Austin. It's really close to here. Yeah, it's awesome. Because Rudy's is like convenient, except for the fact where we are in Austin. It's really close to here. Yeah, it's awesome. So it really is convenient, except for the fact

where we are in Austin, there's none around. But it is like, really is kind of like the go to barbecue place. Yeah. If you want to do something fast, yeah, but now we're gonna have one super close. Come here, barbecue. Oh, fuck it. They've built that so fast.

Have you been watching? Going up pretty quick. It's crazy. It's gonna be open soon. I'm so excited. I love it, guys. I think they're already pumping Bobbick. You smell out just through the vent

and see if there's nothing cooking inside. Yeah, it's where the old EZs was, like across from Central Market on the market. Oh, EZs. I love EZs. I went into Walmart. I'm sorry, I know. I went into Walmart this weekend.

I actually felt bad about it because I was, we were walking in, she was, what's your problem? Why don't you go to Walmart? Well, this is like the death of all mom and pop retail shops and we're going into fucking Walmart. I go, plus we're modern digital people. If we're gonna sacrifice their souls this way,

we should shop on Amazon. But we walked in and it's like, they were pumping, I have something in there. They had just like, they were making fries and it was like the best smell in the world. And I'm trying to find this fucking kitty. It's like McDonald's I'm sure. Yeah, there was a bird king they had in world. It's kind of fine, it's fucking kidding. It's like McDonald's, I'm sure. Yeah, there's a burking they had in there.

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Yeah, it's so good. And there are macarons there are fucking delicious. They have one called rose. And the best way I'm gonna describe it is it tastes the way a rose smells. I don't know what the fuck that made. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know you're saying.

It was delightful. It wasn't the best. Lavender was the best. But I don't know either. I wanna know what the fuck that phenomenon is. Like eating sleep. Go on. Where's this place?

Lavender makes you sleep. It's over like an airport in Lamar. Yeah. Okay. It's great. What's the difference to the macaron and the macaroon? Is it open every different, super different cookies? Macaron is like the coconut thing that's like all puffy.

It's a big old ball. And macaron is like a little wafer with a little like a jelly thing in the middle. I know I'm talking like this. They're super fucking hard to make. So I thought, okay, I guess I thought a macaron was a macaron. Some I guess I saw a macaron. Some people in chat are saying rose water.

Rose water. That sounds like something you used to make a fucking smell. No, I know, you'd be fine. Yeah, my mother used to wear rose water as a perfume. Like rose and so I can't. The rose is just taste like you're eating your mom. He's so. He's so.

Exactly where I was going with it. It's exactly where I was headed with this conversation. I thought so. I just wanted to beat you to it. Yeah. Thanks for saying all the literal words that we needed. 200... 200...

I'm not as a murderer as a man. 200 years of being. 200 years of being. I'm not as a murderer as a man. We haven't figured out anything about how to eat our own mothers. It's okay, so this is the difference between... How do you speak? A macaron and a macaron.

On this? Yes. Macaroon. I've never had a macaron then. Oh, they're tasty. That's it. That's all I got to say about that. I've got a macaroni. Yes. Macaroni. I've never had a macaroni then. Oh, they're tasty. That's it. That's all I gotta say about that. You got a lot of coconut right? Another beer.

Can you have a macaroni and macaroni? Hmm. Oh. The final. So middle could be macaroni. They used to, they changed all the name of the Girl Scout cookies. And I'm not sure why they did that. Oh, that's one of them are racist.

Oh, the Samoas? Samoas. That's the one. And maybe they tried to like blanket it. They're like, oh, we're just doing a whole revamp one. We gotta get rid of Samoas. But's the one. Maybe they tried to blanket it. They're like, oh, we're just doing a whole revamp one. We gotta get rid of Samoas. What did they rename them to? They didn't rename them.

They did. They did. A bunch of them. Carmel delights. That's what Samoas are called now. Oh, because they used to have two different names. They're different just debuts. And I think they're right.

They're vagaries. Now they're the Central Liesies. This is like, what's the candy that's owned by someone else in the Girl Scouts? So he had a chocolate here in America that's like different. It's owned by Kit Kat. Kit Kat. Yeah, they get all the cool flavors everywhere else.

I still love the chat first Kit Kat. Yeah, the American Kit Kat's like a hushy Kit Kat. It's right. But your pee in, when everywhere else is Nest Lake. Right. We had our friend Takaia from World of War of the Japan come and visit us recently. He brought us a care package.

We had sake Kit Katz. We had the Macha Kit Katz. Those are good. Those are good. The best one? You're gonna not gonna believe me. Wasabi Kit Katz. No, you should agree.

I'm so good. Oh really? The green tea ones are way better. Teach them. I agree. We said, yeah, I did a video with Tony while we stepped down a bunch of Kit Katz and I came to the conclusion that I like a regular Kit Katz. Plus, it's all fucking inferior to Pocky. Pocky's fucking awesome. Pocky's great. I just never Pocky like her fourth convention and I became addicted to Pocky.

Yeah. Why is the love like Pocky's? Like a chance. Oh yeah. You also became addicted for, there was a very brief window where Bernie became addicted to those Ranmu sodas. We got a like push, the marble down. My kids, and he would get them. She's like for everyone in the booth, but he would shake one of them. Yeah.

Like crazy. Oh, you monster. I'd be like a potluck of who. Right, and it's like we wouldn't know and then everyone pushed to their marble down, like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And there's one that's like, boom. It was like a fucking-

Or it wasn't possible to push down sometimes. We were like, I think Pocky is only good because of its thinness and its nibbleness. If you had a fat like corn dog Pocky, it would suck. That'd be great. That's a churro. That is what? You just tried the chocolate covered churro.

What's a churro? A churro is like a deep fried, like cinnamon sugar. Pocky's not cut deep fried on it. It's like a cracker. Gapaki by itself would never sell. Like without the, the, the gubs. Or is that what they did? And Pocky is in, what is Pocky on its own?

Like, what's the name? It's like a sweet, is it sweet? Yeah. It's like a cracker stick. It's sweet. No, we're in the same way that like, kick cereal is sweet. It's like, yeah, it's no frost and flakes, but there's some sweet in the sky.

I would want to try a really long like eight foot pocket stick and a fat corn dog Like pocket stick. Could you make that more? Falling and you're just grib something. This is something that probably Did not have in my head and I just I want to grab it in the UK Did you guys have the like I always grab it's like a plastic package and we pull the film off top It's got four crackers, like long rectangular crackers, a red stick, and then a little vat of what is supposed

to be cheese, but it's like a plastic yellowish thing, and it's amazing. It's all right. Oh, what? Oh, they're so fucking good. Oh, you don't like those? No, I don't know. I was about fucking Dunkerous.

Dunkerous was where it's at. No, the cheese is like that except worse for you because it's just icing and cookies. The Dunkerous are Dunkerous was where it's at. No, the cheese and crack is awesome. It's just like that except worse for you because it's just icing and cookies. Yeah, the Dunkerous are like inspired by those cheese and crack. That's it. Dunkerous is the awesome. What's with the two of this fucking crackers? Is that like a spreading stick?

Yeah, exactly what it is. I think a little square stick. Why, what's that? Because that's on the top. Why is there a big gap? Oh, because it settles. Like when they sprayed it with the machine. Like this one had probably been resting on its side. Oh, that's just, that's just, that's the spreading

stick. You're gonna mold this dip that shit. I would do it because then you want to break your cracker. You get fucking a fucking cheese on it with the stick. You're gonna get all the cheese on one cracker and then you eat the other two crackers plain. I did a similar thing with duckers. I'd eat them because it's just fucking cookies, but that last one, that whole fucking like table table spoon of icing goes on that little guy. Yeah. Teach you how to, you're like, economize as a kid. Yeah.

You gotta break that into quadrants, and then you use it, and then you use it. That's definitely a lesson to be learned there. Yeah. I never broke that into quadrants. Yeah, that's how I did it. You should not fuck it. Well, thing, and then do it.

Have you tried a kind of joy? What? I've been looking at them in the stores here, and I thought it was a kind of surprise, because they're like eggs shaped. But it's actually just weird, like, bueno paste in the stores here and I thought it was a kind of surprise, because they're like eggs shaped. But it's actually just weird, like, bueno paste in the middle with a- This is a bueno paste.

Like a kind of bueno. I don't know if that is. I forgot. Is that like the Cadbury egg middle bit? That gross premake, I hate those. Those are often. And that's annoyingly, like, the only Cadbury chocolate that is sold here is gross premakes.

People love them. We're a past the time of year when they sell him, right? I know you're getting it for cheap. As the kind of joy, it's just like the bueno goop and balls. It's like cocoa crispy. What the fuck is that? I honestly, I opened it up expecting it to be chocolate

and I was like, what am I looking at? Is that not what that is? What? I mean, the ball is chocolate in the balls. But anyway, yeah, you get like a stick with it and you just like that one. You feed yourself. Mm-hmm.

The snack I've never understood and I like it, but I don't understand why I like it. It's seemingly you only ever see it in vending machines or like snack bars and like high school stadium or something like that. It's those packs of six orange crackers that have peanut butter in them. Oh, we can't. We run those here. Yeah, but why is that such a popular snack? It's cheese and peanut butter. You know, you never put cheese and peanut butter together

ever. And you're not a cracker. Let me get the butter sandwich. Let me crack you. It's cheese and peanut butter on the... But still, those are two things I never pair together. What's the cheese? I think there's two different kinds of crackers.

There's the cheese crackers or the peanut butter crackers. The peanut butter crackers don't have cheese. No, no, no, no. I know exactly. So there's two different kinds of crackers. There's the cheese crackers or the peanut butter crackers. The peanut butter crackers don't have cheese. No, no, no, no. I know exactly what you say. So there's the orange cracker. There's the orange cracker that has that gross ass, like, like cheese with shit on it. Right.

And then there's also the orange crackers with the peanut butter. No, I know what you're talking about. No, this isn't the last one. That's what you want. You can put a butter. I thought they only have that with the brown one. People are sure you're doing some weird shit. You give me both of those, I could sniff them out.

Yeah, cheese and peanut, but uh. I feel like the Kebler Elves and the Smurfs would be amazing. What, they're good, but I would never think to pair cheese and peanut butter. I think the Kebler Elves had like wild orgies in the 70s. They like, there's some like, yeah, dude. There's stuff going on there.

Yeah, dude, that tree was rocking, man. It was fucked up. Grill cheese and peanut butter sandwich recipe. Nobody's done that. It weirds me out though when I think about like how there's only one smurf at. I'm not a huge fan of deep diving that particular fictional stuff.

They're all poor easy. I think more than, is it than beans or no beans and chili? Is the discussion about how people eat a grilled cheese. Like what is a grilled cheese to you? What is a grilled cheese? Yeah, just pointed me. Okay, you get two pieces of bread.

You put either butter or coconut oil on the sides. Coconut oil. First of all, you've already fucking loved the good. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it depends on if you want a bougie grilled cheese. If you want to, okay, you want your American grilled cheese. What's your cheese? You put it in this.

If you're making a sharp cheddar, I do a sharp cheddar. It's so wrong, but okay, go ahead. I do a sharp cheddar. Okay. I'll do whatever cheese I own, honestly, but like, I'll go, I love me a sharp cheddar. Like, you can also do like a, get like a, is it like provolone?

No, it's not provolone. It's a white cheese, maybe it's a Swiss. Monster? Monster, yeah, okay, so you do a must cheese, you do a little bit of pesto. Boosh, if he did. Then some coconut and then like, I thought the whole point of the grilled cheese was this.

That's the whole cheese. I'm saying there's a booshy cheese, and then there's your American cheese, and the American cheese, you get a fucking craft single, and you fucking just like, oh, I'm so thankful. You go with it. You deal with it.

And you double up on the cheese. Fuck hey, dude. Absolutely. I'm not bread. You also have to have sliced pickle. And there's some people who can't have grilled cheese without having tomato with it. They have to either tomato soup

or they have to have tomato slices. Now, grilled cheese best friend is a tomato soup, absolutely. You put a little bit of garlic salt too on the outside of that bread. Chef's case, you're in great. How is the pickle different to a girkin? I don't know what a girkin is.

A girkin's like a little pickle. A girkin sounds like a sex move. Because for me, a pickle, I'm sure we've had this pickle conversation. For me, a pickle is, do you do it to something? You pick no stop. Oh, okay, you pick it in. Pickle it on your...

You go to a pickle. So Oh, okay, you pick a whom. Pickle it on your hand. You use a pickle. So to me, a pickle is a pickled snubby cucumber. Right, but to me a girkin is like a specific kind of, you're pickle, what is a pickle? What's a pickle? If you say, I'm in a pickle, what is you saying? If you say, hey, can I get pickles with that? People are gonna assume it's a pickled cucumber.

So it's just sliced normal cucumber? I don't think so. I don't think so. A gourd is a variety of cucumber. The West Indian or burgurkin, which produces a somewhat smaller fruit than the garden cucumber. So to me, a cucumber, right? Thanks for the face, I forgot.

That fucking face. A cucumber to me. The cucumbers I saw in my trays were about this big and they were sort of ridged. The cucumbers I find here, a little chowed noblest. They've got little like growths on the outside and they're like this big. Yeah, so do you not have cucumbers? You have... Snubbers. We have cucumbers. We call those cucumbers and then we call yours English cucumbers. We do? Yeah, I've seen those before. But do they taste different? Yes. Do they smell different?

I hate cucumbers, so I'm not the right person to be answering this. But yeah, from my experience, English cucumbers are typically more mild. That's interesting, because I would already call a cucumber like the mildest vegetable side from sour. No, cucumbers overpower everything. I agree.

You're not a cucumber, anything. If a cucumber touches, I'm the same way. Even if you tensile us, I'm used to make my food. I can taste it. To me, I'm like, I'm like, if a cucumber touches, even a utensil has been used to make my food, I can taste it. To me, you come the overpower. I can detect cucumbers within a 10 foot radius. I'm like, you'll be a hero one day.

We'll find it. 10 pieces of food. I'll wipe cucumber across five of them. You can see this. I can have a little. I'll taste the food. I don't think a bite. Yeah.

There's cucumber anywhere in something all I taste is cucumber. To me, I put just put cucumber and stuff if I fancy a crunch among some soft. I get that, yeah. Like the tuna, I think you'd come back. A little bit of radish, I'm like you're still mad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just add a bit of crunch

because the taste to me isn't overpowering. So maybe that's because I've been in English cucumbers. Maybe. And not your weird show. Oh, dude, I saw the fucking craziest thing. I don't know what reminded me of this. I was just thinking about, I went to Jimmy John's with my kids. Cool.

And actually it wasn't with my kids. I was going for my kids. Okay. They stayed in house. Big difference. They stayed at home, but this is important because I was ordering for my kids. Okay. So I saw Jimmy John's to have the regular size sub and a large sub.

And then they have what they call the giant sub, which is 16 inches long, right? And I thought, oh, my kids like to get, Teddy likes to get what they call a slim one, which is just ham and cheese. And then JD gets a slim five, which is, it's got nothing on it. Kids are like, you know, you know, they don't want to get the cheese. Yeah. It's, you know, it's just got the Italian meat and the cheese. No lettuce or onions and stuff. Like carry order. Like kids. Yeah, exactly. So I said, I said, I said, it'll be funny, bring two giant subhomes to home for that.

And so I ordered, I said, I'll take a slim one giant and slim five giant. And then I go, oh, okay, sure. And he goes, oh, I can't make that. And I go, why not? And he goes,

because I just don't, I don't have like a entry for slims, which are like the kid subs. I can't make them in giant sizes. I go, but they go, so I can make the right size, like half the size. They go, well, can I just order two? And then you just make it like giant size, like, I don't have a button for that. I'm like, I know, can I just buy two of each?

And then you just make it as one big one. And it's like, I like broke this. You said, you said, don't know. Can't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, he's like, he's the kid. Don't know, can't, he's sparked and like smokes. Never mind, can't. Why don't you just get him to, like, make them one by one and then compile them? Because then I just put it together. It's so funny, it's funny to bring home the kid, the giant sub, though, and hand him a giant sub.

If he split in the middle, it's kind of fun. You order one of the other giant sub, we're like, yeah, I'd like to get a giant one of these. Except because you only put like, hand me cheese on it. Yeah, so I was good. I could have gone through that trouble. I was just like, I couldn't be bothered at that point.

And then you, thank you, sir. I've ruined my day. Farewell. You got me, sir, I'm gonna go through this. I was good. I could have gone through that trouble. I was like, I couldn't be bothered at that point. And then you, thank you, sir. I've ruined my day. Farewell. You got me here and couldn't agree with it. I was stuck in there. I would have, I think we could have worked that out. Right. So I saw.

But can I finish this short? I'm not going to tell you that. But it didn't, I was probably one of the reasons why I didn't push it too much as I was so on my head about something that I saw in the parking lot. In the same parking lot as that, Jimmy John's is a grocery store. Okay, and It's gonna be hard to explain. I know the exact parking lot you're talking about. Yeah, it was it was really cool But it seemed to be hard to explain. There's this white SUV going bike and When the white SUV is going by the grocery store

I guess there's kids in there that want to go in the grocery store and going by the grocery store. I guess there's kids in there that wanna go in the grocery store. And it wasn't going like 40 miles an hour, but it was going on a steady clip through the parking lot. Kids just start bailing out of this car. Like it doesn't stop. Like the moms just like, all right,

just like they're playing PUBG, like everybody jump over the school. And they just start bailing out, like tumbling out of the car. One girl, this little blonde girl, literally like her window wasn't even all the way open. She's like, switching out out of the window and she jumps off this SUV, lands on her feet and then does like a roll and then runs into the grocery store. No, no, no. I literally pulled her on the parking lot and I waited because the

person was parking gets out of the dad and I'm like sitting behind his car and I go, what was that? He goes, I don't know, I don't even know. I go, your kids are like action stars. I go, I go, they jumped out of the movie car and he goes, I don't know why they did that. I have no idea. I go, your kids are awesome. He goes, yeah, yeah.

I don't even realize I wasn't making fun of him for his kids. They were fucking incredible. All these kids bailed out of my three kids. I'm pro-dose carrier. He got all these fucking shit-rood fucking going around me. I love you. That's like a GTA way. You hit the button that like kicks everyone out of your personal vehicle

Is that worth rolling down the button? Yeah, that sounds fun. Do you hear me doesn't to me all the time when he's in his flying car I would tumbling out the passenger seat Do you guys read the GTA 5 is now the most profitable entertainment product in history? I thought they already more than any book more than any movie or I know it really a crazy record in like the first month it was out I think it did a billion dollars in the first 72 hours. Like that. Yeah. And it should have been.

I think it includes like across all of like home video and everything. It's a bummer because I feel like it's kept them from making like expansions. Yes. They read dead too. Yeah, but we didn't get any single player DLC for GTA 5. Yeah. No ballad gay Tony. No fucking. They can add a vehicle I want to play it and that's it and that's what it sucks that it works Yeah, like if you think about okay, I've just entered GT online

I want a fully decked out deluxe so you have to then buy a bunker or whatever the thing is that was to store that thing So there's always a building involved and sometimes two buildings and then you upgrade the building so you can modify the vehicle and it's like hundreds of dollars sometimes to obtain the maxed out version of real dollars real dollars. Yeah, maybe not hundreds. It's maybe like 80 or something. It's like the clickbait title. Are you man? People are like, I fucking hate clickbait titles. Like, oh, this is the last day you'll live. It's like, oh, what? That's bullshit. But fucking works. That's why people do it. It sucks. I saw something crazy. I was in Portland a few days ago, and I was in a lift.

I was going to dinner. And so I'm sitting in the back seat, and I'm looking out the window and passing through an intersection. Does it go? I didn't realize by the way, lift is a very confusing name for people in the UK. I was, I was, I was, I was thinking a lot of you.

That's weird. Tell you you were in an elevator. I know I was not. Why did I think that? Yeah. Yeah, my question was, Horazon Overton. And there's a guy walking his dog, and I see him, the guy who's walking the dog, smoking a cigarette.

I'm like, okay, this guy walking the dog, smoking the cigarette. I look at the dog, the dog has the dude's pack of cigarettes in his mouth. Really? Like, the dog is like, he's not chewing it or anything. He's like, very gingerly carrying a pack of cigarettes for a's not chewing it or anything. He's like very gingerly carrying a pack of cigarettes for a guy. I made a paper who's walking him and I'm like, what is happening? I couldn't wait. I like to think that the guy was actually bumming the cigarette off that dog. I couldn't get my phone out. I couldn't take a photo. I was like, that dog was carrying cigarettes.

I'm at that dude. I an Instagram account dedicated just to that dog. You're in fucking Portland, forgot to say. I bet that dude has a problem. It was a such a full screen thing. Was it business thing? Yeah. Really? I never have been to Portland, so I asked. I hadn't been in 11 years, which, and Portland, I guess, is similar to Austin

in that they've probably bulldozed the entire city and rebuilt it in that time. I knock on wood, I haven't traveled at all this year. In fact, I turned down it in like something in Dallas. I haven't traveled at all this year except for Sydney. For RTS Sydney. That's why. And it looks like I will not travel at all until RTS Austin.

Of course, I'm like declining stuff. Like I did this trip to New York that I declined. And there's another cool trip that I had to decline unfortunately, I might have done that one. That was was the Iceland why would you have to travel to Austin? Why would I have trouble to us? He said he doesn't have anything up until yeah, no, no, he's right. I was saying to have not until our chicks London Yeah, I'm thinking all the way through to our Texas a milestone, but you're right I obviously wouldn't have to travel for our to travel you don't get to travel to October or whatever.

That's possible. That'd be so fucking cool. That'd be really cool. That'd be really cool. I think RTX London's in September. Once I get to the summer, then I'll really be adamant about it because the kids will be out of school.

So, you know, I might go somewhere with them as like a vacation, but you have no business travel for this been the longest stretch. Like ever since I stopped the vlog, it's just I, I told myself, as soon as I stopped the vlog, I'm also gonna like turn down all my travel opportunities. And they went away quick too.

It was good. Like I started turning stuff down and the people stopped asking. So, amazing how that works, right? It's like when I stopped going out to meet up with people, never gonna ask anymore. Wonderful. I'm excited to see if I can see it.

I'm gonna get with Jeff the other night and he mentioned that. Did we talk? I think we was talking about it. You mentioned the dinner and I'm not getting if Jeff the other night he mentioned that. Oh, did we talk? I think we talked about it. You mentioned the dinner, and I was adding it invited to that. Because Buckley was going. Right. And it's like, yeah, I guess he's learned his lesson

that you say no enough. Yeah. That's fine. The one that I was at that dinner. Yeah, Jack paid. Jeff and I credit cards don't work anymore. So where's the need of counsel to your credit card? Yeah, if we don't turn our reports, they will lock our accounts. They've been threatening to do

it for two years. They've finally had mine actually probably works as Ali does my reports, but it's probably fine, but I had to leave early. So I just use the excuse. My card doesn't work anyway. We had I get to go through a beer room. My card didn't work. So do you have a fat limit? What's your limit? Company limit. Can you can you put like a million on credit? And MX doesn't have a limit. They're on limit. Yeah. MX does not, but you have to pay it off every month. That's a difference with the American. There's no minimum payment. Correct. You just paid off every month. Yeah. I think they have some that you could do that on, but for the most part, you have to pay it off. It's well, yeah. I'm sure they have a, I'm sure if you don't pay it, they have an astronomical interest rate. What, what looks more boiler,

like walking into Lamborghini and putting on a credit card or just doing it with a briefcase of cash. Briefcase of cash. You know, more baller. Yeah. Yeah. I agree more ball. I would think but you look at your credit card way. I feel like it was credit card. Very true. Yeah. I think it was the credit card. They also charge you, 3% of the price, wouldn't they? Just for the fee. Depending, MX has the highest retail charge.

I think it's somewhere upwards of 4% for MX, which is why people don't take MX sometimes. Oh, it's because the retailers pay it. The retailers typically pay it. Except for like the state, I just recently paid a state fee that I had, and I was had the ability to pay it via credit card. And if I paid via credit card, they were gonna charge me 3% extra to do it.

So they just passed it back to me. When someone in Lamborghini would be almost 10 grand, probably. It would be, no, you're 10 grand. Yeah. Last time I bought a Lamborghini was that. But if you're looking to be baller, it doesn't matter. I imagine it's cheap.

And it doesn't feel like, let's take it on call, please. It'd be like, of course you're credit card reader. What they look at you funny. Do you have chip and pen? Chip and sign. Speaking of dinners and stuff, you know, I mentioned earlier, Takaia came to come visit us.

We like, Matt and Nazar and all of them, we took them out to dinner at some like fancy place downtown that Matt loves. And it was like steakhouse. Or no, it was like Southern comfort food, but like real fancy or some shit. Yeah. And they came out with our meal. Like a nice steak. And I was like this bowl of like Southern comfort food, but like real fancy, here's some shit. Yeah. And they came out with our meal.

Like a nice steak. And there's like this bowl of like this like, almost looks like a cream corn sort of thing is like corn in it and shit. Yeah, okay, cool. I love this thing. I'll just cry. I'll store all sit in there.

And like everybody get their food. I'm like, how cool it's digging. Meetin' the steak. So juicy, so good. I'm gonna go for this cream corn thing. Hmm. That's a little strong. Like, I don't know.

Well, I paid for it, I'm gonna eat it. I don't wanna look like an asshole. The guy that doesn't like a side. So keep eating. I have another spoonful of stuff. I'm like, oh, Jesus, God. This is like a lot. I get two more bites in.

And then I turn to Eddie Reves, who ordered the same thing as me. I go, have you heard that fucking side yet? He looks to me and goes, the dipping sauce? He was just scuffing some spicy. It was like this like light cheese fondue corn dipping sauce for the steak that I was eating by the spoonful of fucking asshole.

I didn't want to say it there because like Matt and the folks are like paid for were there, but I was like, I ruined that. I didn't want to eat anything. Like it was like in, oh, every four of my mouth, it tastes like mayonnaise and cheese corn.

It's what it tasted like. And just like in every like crevice. And then you'd say the shot from the Peppish Acres. It was, I just don't grow. Why am I gonna not be a child? That's the question. What's the fun of life, isn't it?

The fun, to me, the fun of life is, man, that shouldn't have happened to me in my late 20s. It's fun. Yeah, there's not much left in the world for you to learn. Yeah. You guys enjoy these moments while you can. Let's see, we get to meet my age and Gus's age. Then you're like, someone says, hey, that's the dipping sauce.

Go fuck you, this is the way you do it. You know, and? Yeah. I agree. I Yeah. I agree. I'll maintain icons that way. That's it. I have so much to learn. What I'm wondering, when this episode's received podcast

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And then we were, I was filming a video, I was filming with my phone and then everyone else was using their phones as lights, so we could see because it's kind of a dark restaurant. They came in and like interrupted, because I would have felt like if I was aware, they're clearly being ourselves filming something. So I just plunked the food.

Every single time they went on the spiel, so we'd wait like 30 seconds for them to explain all the food and stuff while we were talking. But I was playing a prank on Dan to do with the diamond play button, which I've actually got. I was gonna whip it out. Whip it out. Have you seen this yet? I have to see it. It was not a out. Have you seen this yet? I got a great see it.

It was not a briefcase full of money, I don't care. Well, it's not a briefcase full of diamond. That's cool. Yeah, I think it's hefty. It looks, it looks, honestly, it looks like it's plastic, but it's not, it's metal. Yeah, I played a prank on Dan with it, and you'll see on the video,

I'm gonna put it on the second channel, there's a ton of food interruptions. I might make something of it. I was gonna try and cut around them, but there's just too many. Yeah, I don't even know. They deliver like five plates. Oh, God.

Yeah, it's heavy, right? Which is it, is like 15 pounds? I don't know. The ones in the, the ones in the, the ones in the frame, for the ones we have for, which are a million and a hundred thousand,

those aren't metal in those right those are plastic I see I don't know I never got I never got the the front off they might be metal like behind plastic They just redesign those it's real they have new creator milestone plaques for Hundred and a million because I think the hundred and a million are getting really a lot more common Miles is a coiling it with mine now I always thought these were different too. Like I'm pretty sure these used to be glossy looking. No, you couldn't see, you couldn't see through them before?

I don't think so. But I did have the impression it was plastic before you, I guess I just never picked it up. I never knew what one was like. Because I think you're pretty this thing is now. I really hope that I've beat it. So heavy. I was cleaning it with my mouth the way.

How much is it? It's like 20 pounds, 15 pounds. I literally just slipped that. I mean, did you kill him in with a birdie? I was in a lift earlier. That's cool, dude. Congratulations. That's awesome. Thanks, dude.

Yeah, I thought I'd bring in a shot because it's just gonna sit on my desk at home. I would put it on my desk at work here, but it would get destroyed. Gavin, take it in your hand to hold your arm straight out. Yeah, yeah. He would do it right. He would just get in the mood, but are you ready?

Yeah. Hold on, drop it. Don't drop it. I'm shaking. Oh, I don't know how long it could do that for. It's fucking heavy. That thing is solid, dude. That's awesome.

Congratulations, Gavin. And to Dan as well. And to Dan. Are you okay with saying how you got to, do you have to get a second one for Dan? I am now. He had to, he had to, he had to, he had to buy the second one. He was, he was a little miffed and he had to buy the second one. I wonder if he's, no, I wasn't meant to. Normally I had to pay for your trophies. Like, don't get me wrong. Wasn't miffed. I just always heard an Emmy or something was like 400 bucks.

That is correct. That was more. But you didn't have to buy your first one. No, I don't think you can buy a duplicate of an Emmy or an Oscar. Oh, I would doubt it. And I'll probably never know. But you can find out, I'm sure. But when you get an Emmy, you have to pay for your trophy.

You didn't have to pay for that. They gave you that one free, baby. And the video on the second channel is, well, Dan didn't know I'd got him one of his own So I messed with him a little how did you yeah? That's sweet or maybe not after watching by the way I think waiters actually intentionally interrupt photo shoots now in restaurants That's what I assumed it was because it's like you're not supposed to be so much time

It just takes too much time and they can't turn tables over as fast because everyone's doing a fucking photo shoot If it's a time every goddamn meal That's why they wanted to just go think See a lay here's a job to do the pickle foam shit here. Here's here's my in my defense Foods the greatest thing on this planet. I love it every single time it served to me I'm like I love you, but do you want to tell me every time? Yeah, dude? You read what it was Jesus you read it on the menu. You don't hear it I would have appreciated being told

that my dipping sauce was doing something. That was on the menu. So wait, what side? So what's that? Thank you, are you in? I thought I was eating some sort of boozy-ass cream corn shit. Like, you ordered that.

It just came with the stuff. It was like, because you know how like, okay, you know what, sometimes when you go to a restaurant, maybe it's like a Japanese restaurant or maybe it's just like a fancy boy restaurant. Like, because let me first baseline, I'm like a fast food garbage person, okay?

So I went to this place and it was like, an arugula, something, something, where I didn't understand something, something, all you want to do is an arugula. I was like, steak, arugula, corn. That sounds good. What was the place, can you say? Do you want to say? Fuck, I don't remember. It's like Matt Holam's favorite place, apparently. I don't know if corn. That sounds good. What was the place, can you say? You might say?

Fuck, I don't remember. It's like Matt Hollum's favorite place, apparently. I don't know if that means anything to you. I know this. It's a Southern place, Southern comfort place, downtown. I know it's called. I know it's called. Yeah, I know it's called.

It's good, it's a good place. I love this place. I love this place. I love this place. I love this place. I love this place. I love this place. You're not helping us.

What's the place called? I don't know what that's called. You can help me to say the place. All the main. Fade, fake place. Oh, fix. Fix. Fix. That sounds maybe right. If I XC. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. The biscuits are super good. That's it. Yeah. I see. Let's see. I'm looking at the.

I'm looking at the. I'm looking at the. I'm looking at what. One mile eight. I. Men you fix. Awesome. I, men you fixed, awesome. Oh, I know how you're laughing, like crazy. Did the wait, the wait is Cui in the sauce?

I think God know. Okay. They would have kindly yet firmly asked me to leave. So Miles had, I believe, a dry age ribeye, USDA prime, cornbread and goota fondue. Oh, no. Yeah, good fondue. That's right. Based on what you said. That sounds like what I said, no. Hold on. That's how's right. Based on what you said.

That sounds like what I said, but I feel like you out this right now. I think it's weird that you didn't. Oh, I know what it was. Yeah, no, that's exactly what I ordered. Here's what my brain said. I saw USDA Prime, corn, Gouda. Yeah, okay. I saw corn cheese.

And I was like, yeah, cool, corn cheese. Great. Look, man. I want to point out Arugula was nowhere in that description. It was, it was, it was a example. It was Arugula inspired. Yeah, what's that? What's the, what's the, what's the fancy word for mayonnaise?

A.O.A. Right? Right. Yeah. It's, it's right. Fuck all mayonnaise. I'm getting it. I'm letting myself be a call of mayonnaise.

The first time I went to New Zealand, I was at a restaurant and they had a, the similar thing where they had like a steak on the menu and then it was served with rocket. I was like, rocket. what the fuck is rocket? What? Yeah, rocket. So the waiter comes by and I'm like, he's like, do you have any questions? Go, yeah, what's rocket?

And he goes, you know, rocket. It's rocket. I was like, yeah, what is that? He's like, I don't know. I was like, what is it? It's a Rougula. It just called it rocket. Yeah, we also call it a cilantro is coriander.

Yeah. Well, to be fair, if somebody asks me, what's lettuce, I would say it's lettuce. You say it's green, you either know what it is. You just grab it, but he had no description. Wait, what was this? In Albany and New Zealand. In New Zealand.

Yeah, if someone's, it's whatever you think. If I was in weight troids and I stuck rocket and someone said, what's rocket, I'd be like, yeah, it's all for you to come thing if I was in waitress and I stuck rocket and someone said What's rocket? I'd be like yeah, it's rocket, but you were describing no, I'm with Gavin I'd be like it'd be like I'd be like what's basil? It's an herb. It's a silly name. I could at least say that. Oh, you don't like didn't even know that Right, I don't know and it just said rocket. I just want to what's rocket Yeah, I was picture a buffalo sauce when you said that oh, that's what I was picturing like some kind of spicy hot sauce.

He probably thought my name. If I asked you what basil was, you'd probably be like, what, don't you know what? I don't know, it's basil. Yeah, but if you were saying that, like if you said basil in the United States, like there's obviously there's a language difference there. Despite the fact we're both speaking English.

And it was in a restaurant. It was in a restaurant. They should have known, I guess. Yes, in a restaurant. It was in a restaurant. They should have known, I guess. Yes, in a restaurant. I was there obviously not speaking in a New Zealand accent. But he doesn't know that rocket is regional. Like he doesn't know that so.

How was it my fault? How did this turn on me? Because you're mad at the dude for not listening. I'm the ugly American here. People have to cater to me when I'm in their country. But in this country, you're not explaining shit to them. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm very mysterious. Very mysterious. Next time I go to the place, I'm ordering a bowl of cheese fondue and I'm just going to eat it. That's all I'm going to add. You'll get four bites in and really want to kill yourself.

Really? It's so much. It's good. It's so much. It's really intense. Hey, where are they going to open the home slice pizza pier? They're getting important to everyone. They're getting really close.

Are they? I drive by every now and then. I got to go by on the way home today. I'll go by. I think the whole soon, like they've taken down the fence around the perimeter. There's a construction fence that's down. Jonah Colosi is up my eyes to an epitome in this town. You might already know about it.

Oh yeah. So fucking good. Holy shit. You're just ruined it. I didn't actually never talked about it on the podcast before. This is murky water shearing right now, my friend. Just the ice. Bail, bail, bail, bail, bail.

You ruined it. We can bleed it. We can bleed it. This is murky water she's in right now, my friend. Just the ice. Ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o-ba-o- a loaf of white bread and you cut the top part off and then just cover it with cheese and pepperoni and then that's it. I used to have red pizza. It's like that, dude. I mean, seriously. You ever have red pizza? You need like one of those like, like, palette jacks.

Like bring the pizza out. It is the dentist's pizza I've ever eaten in my life. It's pretty dentist. I think you love it. I think you love it. I love it. I think you love it. I think you love it.

I've used to see the video of the guy pushing one off. No, the back of the truck. Yeah. And he goes really far. So did he try to save it? I think he just, instead of letting go, he just tried to hold on. We should get the clip up, because it's easy. Yeah. But it is the thing I was thinking of

with watching these clips, like you can put this in the same category as the speedboat where they hit the wave and everyone goes like, Oh, I remember that. That's funny video. And then you look at it and you think, that was probably the worst day in every one of those people. I think I remember that.

And the same with this pilot jack dude, phenomenally funny, but it had to have been the worst thing that's ever happened to that guy. He was fine, he got up, I don't know if he was fine. He got up, he could have claiming it. But the distance he got, it was like a human cat pole. It was amazing. Have you seen it?

That's great. I think I have. It sounds vaguely familiar. I don't. Oh, is this it? Uh-oh. Oh, no. How literally it unloaded truck.

Okay. Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, my skin's on it. My skin. Oh, my skin. Oh, my skin.

Oh, my skin. Oh, my skin. Oh, my skin. Oh, my skin. Oh, my skin. Yeah, that's not good. Oh my son's on it. My God. That's face. That he gets up. Oh, that's like go blah. But look what he's on. Look what he's on. He's on his boss like three seconds of life. He tries to save it.

Look at his legs. That's the problem. Oh no. If he was drunk, he would have just gone ragged on. And fine. He's been handed out of his hands. Gonna have to give him a 4.0 on that. I was watching the winner Olympic.

I don't know if everybody talks about this, but back with the Winter Olympics were a thing. I went to a friend's house, we had a viewing party. It was female ice skating or figure skating or something like that. This girl got, and this is not exaggeration. Three seconds into her routine, and I hear everyone go, ooh. Like she fucked up in the first three seconds.

I just don't like, there's something that bumps me out about the Olympics and this is like, I think this is why I don't like professional sports in general, is because when everybody's great, nobody's that great. Like, it's like, but like everyone's doing like incredible amazing things. I, yeah, and I like, I know that, but it's not interesting

because everybody's, it looks like a fucking video game character because this dude can dunk from here. I didn't shoot from there and it's like so I see what you mean It's like how professional bowling isn't fun to watch because really you're just watching for the first person to fuck up Like that's what professional bowling is national treasure You know that Jeff Ramsey was almost a professional baller get the fuck out of here. Yeah, he did not know that yeah He was almost he was really good and bold for a really late into his life Really and just gave up the he. He ruined both, at the call center,

you know, it was a 24 hour call center. Yeah. And when people who worked the shift that got off at midnight, once a week, everyone who got off at midnight would go up to the bowling alley and they'd bowl until Jeff came a lot. Fucking, yeah, with his fucking hand brace and his,

he showed up with that fucking glove and his own ball and he would go and he would join us and he would bowl, but he would be miserable the entire time. Yeah. And like, he it would make it nobody else wanted to bowl anymore. It's like we were having fun being shitty but now Jeff shows up. He's bowling like a 250 and he's miserable and none of us want to play anymore. Very true. That's fucking incredible. He can't do it anymore because he busted up his thumb. I don't think he can bowl anymore. He was just about to go proud. He just fucked it all up.

He didn't lose the scholarship. He had so much fun in your bed. Wow. Until if you ruined it. Wow. I didn't know that. Yeah, fucking Jeff, I forgot about that. I couldn't remember the last time I thought about that.

I've never been good at bowling and I've never much cared. Yeah. Isn't it weird when you forget that like a person exists? Or that? No, no, no, no, but like, no, no, no, you were about like, you just said, you just said, like, I haven't thought about that in so long. Like, you ever like come across a person and you're like,

oh, fuck, I went to high school with you. I knew you for four years. We have that with people we work with at the old call center. It's surprisingly, like people will pop up. I just recently for the 15th anniversary doc went back to my videotapes, had to go out and buy a high eight cam quarter on eBay in order to place them these things.

It's like, I actually have a bunch of stuff I'm gonna send to you, Gus, of the call center stuff. Wow. Yeah, pretty nuts. Yeah, I've never heard of that. I probably haven't set foot in that building over 20 years. What the heck? About 20 years.

Well, this is the old draw set location, like that, where, yeah. Hey, I want to send you guys something to show to Gus, but I can't seem to get on our messaging client. So can I just send you a V email, guys? Okay, I'll do that. I'll do that. I email a tray.

Nobody knows. It's interesting who you forget. If I had to list, like say I'm friends with 500 people on Facebook. Oh, I wouldn't get close to that number. If I had to try and remember who I would get like, maybe 150 and I would forget about. Like what is it?

What is it? Who is the guy that talked about the monkey sphere? Did you not talk about? No. Okay. The monkey sphere might be an author. It's a theory it's like you get a pet monkey and this pet monkey is like trained to do exactly

what you want. Like it's never gonna throw it to poopies. It's never gonna be rowdy. It's gonna do exactly what you want. It's like your monkey butler. Maybe you call them bubbles. Okay. Like the most precious, like's never gonna be rowdy, it's gonna do exactly what you want. It's like your monkey butler. Maybe you call them bubbles. Okay. Like the most precious, like that's gonna be amazing.

That's a life-chart, he's your best fucking friend. Now you get two of them. Dope, I got bubbles and lily over here. Awesome, you got two monkey friends. How many monkeys until you stop giving a shit or get annoyed by how many fucking monkeys you have. I think you're the human in a group of monkeys after a while. I'm just saying, you take something that one of these things is very special to you.

Yeah. And then you get a few more. Like, oh, this is great, but at a certain point, it stops being special. What was it here about employee number 25? I was just saying, I was just saying, you just described your recipe. But no, no, that's where you talk about. It's like you make a lot of friends and it's really hard. Yeah.

Like you literally, you get 500 friends on Facebook because you know 500 people. Maybe they're all lovely, but it's hard to keep track with all those people. I think that was a V-Source 2 video where it was about the maximum amount of friends you can have. And it was like different circles of different friends. And there's like a certain number that most humans can have is a maximum. I thought I'd fucking deleted myself. You did?

Yeah, I never used it and like I would only get messages from people that want a jobs. That's pretty much What it turned into? So this is a little early for RTX advice or for convention advice because we just got through Dumb of Paxies and the convention season has not begin and begin Has not began and began has not began in earnest yet. But one of the pieces of advice I was going to get to people going to conventions is when you see someone there, assume they remember you, never asked the question, do you remember me?

There's no upside to that question. Just assume that they remember you. And if it's someone like, you're going to see Mark Hamill and you saw him last year and you asked him, hey, and you saw him last year and you asked him, hey, do you remember me from last year? It's like, he probably met a thousand people in that same last year convention, in the same convention where you probably met like 20 people.

And by the way, one of them was Mark Hamill. Or you say, like, hi, my name's Joe Schmo, we met at PAX, I was the guy in the onion night costume. Perfect. There you go. Bush. Perfect introduction. And then at the very least, like, oh, I remember that guy. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, but, push, awesome. Perfect introduction. And then at the very least, like, oh, I remember that guy.

Like, yeah, there you go. Yeah, but it's, I don't know, it's a question that people ask on a very regular basis of, do you remember me? And it's like, I remember everybody from R.K.X. because R.K.X was a blast, but I don't remember your name in particular at this moment. I don't know why people,

I never have understood what people want to ask that question. Never understand it. I like, because they'd be cool if they said it. I like it. It'd be cool, because they said yes. I will do a thing where, I try to memorize everyone's, in like one signing, it's 150 people to remember is everybody's name in that signing at one time. It's like a mental exercise that I do to see how many people, I can possibly remember.

It's just so many people to have to remember. I can fuck, I go to a dinner party. By the time you go around a circle, I only know my name. And I don't know why that is. Do you ever do this? You go, you meet someone for the first time. You go, hi, my name is Miles.

And then as they're introducing yourself in your brain, you go, fuck yeah, nailed it. And then you don't listen to what they did. But everybody died. I was like, I was real. I was like, hi, my name is Miles. Uh, who are you? I'm Gavin.

I didn't listen to that. I'm sorry. I was busy thinking about how I nailed it. And then that other person went, fuck dude, me too. I was, while you were talking, I was saying, don't fuck it up, don't fuck it up. It was, it was awesome. It's so real.

I assume most people do that. Cause that's the same. I'm like, I'm Gavin. And what I hear is I'm, and then I sold it, restricts. Yep, don't remember to say, guys, you got that gift that I sent you? We're show gussies.

Oh, fuck this. I mean, what is this? So this is like, this is obviously not in Austin, but this is like Austin drivers in a nutshell. One of my favorite movies, this person wants to get off on the exit, and they miss their exit, but they're like, oh, I'm just gonna try to pull over.

Ah, that truck. Oh, oh, oh. And they're like, oh, well, I'll just keep going here. No big, and then this other truck, it's full jackknife. Yeah, almost that's it. It's like, okay, I made it, I'm good. I made it. Bye everybody.

What a div. Look at this idiot. I mean, why don't people understand the concept of I missed my turn? Right. That's not a thing anymore It's I guess it's maybe the number one most of your fear you think I'm gonna This all the time, but what is going on? You missed it. You missed it. Just go It was potentially killing up put of 10 people like I got to go to the Burger King at Walmart If you ask that person

Hey, what happened on the freeway today? They'd be like, dude, it was crazy. These fucking trucks were like flying all over the place. I couldn't believe it. I got off the freeway and like truck was in one's in the mean. Then I look at my review mirror, one's like flying down sideways. I go underneath of two trucks. Yeah. It's a buggy. This town is nuts. Yeah. People drive like it. Yeah. I would love to just be that is at that Burger King. And then just be with a mic and be like, why? Was that worth it? Was it to get off the exit?

Was it worth it? Did you have it your way? Yeah, I mean, fuck you. Who paid for that truck to be put up the right way? Yeah. Or the guy I got hurt. I mean, a truck hits over going, you know, 60 miles an hour.

I mean, good on the trucks, but try to avoid him. Yeah. I mean, there are some truck drivers who would just be like, I'm not flipping, I'm just gonna hit this guy. That's kind of, I hear that's kind of what you're supposed to do though. There's certain situations where you're just like the best course of action is to just... Uh, that's for animals. Yeah?

Well, that guy was a fucking animal. It's always your instinct to steer away from animals, but that's how people die all the time. Just hit the animal. Well, they say if a Titanic, just hit that iceberg. It would have been sick. Plot right through. No, that's actually one of the things that was such a problem is they turned it the last

second and it scraped a long gash. It's like, yeah, and it's thanks so much. That's the whole length. They hit it. They just rammed it dead on. The damage they theorized would not have been as I think the exact same thing when I'm parking my boat and see if these all the time. Armchair captain.

I know like no one else in this game. Like Cole and Blaine, like the only people that I know the exact same thing when I'm parking my boat and see if these all the time armchair capture Captain fucking love it. I know like no one else in this game like cold me cold and blame like the only people that I know the place I fucking love it and I don't care. I know I'm gonna say it. Yeah, I love it I don't know what what is that game about I it's I find it incredibly relaxing. Yeah, let's just go for it Let's just sum it up like this fuck you who cares why you don't like it screw you. That's why that's why it's a good game It's fuck you. It's got the game gameplay loops are really short and they're not that interesting It's it's one of those things it kind of it's like no man's guy except without all the lying and bullshit and that's right It's a it's a really fun Shalow seat is not a lot of depth there. I'm not saying it's not fun

It's fun about my crap fucking hit a tree Listen to my point my point is that I'm lucky enough to get I get to play my friends all the time it GTA 5 to me online is the same way it's like man This is fun because of the people I'm with exactly. I don't think I do this on my own There's no way I do see a thieves with strangers. Yeah. Oh fuck. No, absolutely not. It's a game That's fun because everyone is talking like a pirate. It'll make you hate every third person you meet basically It's fun. It's a fun game is it I don't know if it's worth six dollars I think maybe you do that $10 games pass

and then, no, I'm not sure. I was shit. I feel like I said that recently on podcast, but I just want to say it again. Apparently, I've really got better. Ah, I saw it all. Because apparently it was, you know, I didn't play it. They ran out of money.

They said, fuck, we had more plans for this game. If we release it now, we'll make all that money back for sure because of the hype around this thing. Will people hate us? Yes. Yes, they will. But we'll then get to finally make the game that we were hoping to make. It was excellent. I mean, I didn't hate it as much as most people.

I thought it was okay. I definitely should have been 60 bucks. I got pissed about the fucking lying about multiplayer. Like that's something to get that's just don't lie to my fucking face. But as far as the game went, I was like, oh, it's just kind of boring. Just like fly around. Yeah. I got it. What is the last new IP that came out

that when it launched, it met or exceeded everyone's expectation? Battlegrounds, Verizon? Battlegrounds, oh, yeah, but there was the early access one where it's like slow build on the mountain. And then Horizon. Horizon's good, Horizon's a good one that did well. People like it.

I really did not give a fuck about that game till it came out. I didn't even, I didn't know. I don't know, I don't know I don't know how to get everyone here was people were like going crazy with the trees like oh robot dinosaurs like that game looks fucking stupid. I don't play that game. Yeah. I'm so glad you finally played it and liked it. I really am. I really liked it like you got a platinum trophy platinum and I read 100% of it after the DLC. If you want to have a laugh yeah go look through the list of achievements for Sea of Thieves. It just shows how ambitious rare was

or deluded they were into how popular this game was gonna be. There is literally an achievement, you'll understand this because you play the game. There's an achievement in the game to turn in a thousand crates of bananas, which I've not from off there. I think there's even one to turn in the 1000 captains, Jess, there's one to turn in the 1000 villainous skulls,

the high level skulls. And it's like, especially like the, it's either creative bananas or creative something. Sure. It's like you run across one of these like once a week. Yeah, no, fuck that. Yeah, and a thousand of the games got like five hours worth of fun gameplay in it.

I feel like currently, and I'm hoping it will go the way of No Man's Sky where they get a lot of the same come from people buying it right now and they'll be able to add more to it. They're, you know, it's like the folks that used to phrase like, oh, it's never evolving game. We're going to continue to add to it and blah, blah. Sometimes that means something and sometimes that doesn't mean shit. I'm hoping it's the former. We'll see what happens. Here we go. Yeah, I see it. It's fucking pretty. It's merchant forage. It's a word of the commendation for 1,000 banana crates delivered on time. Yeah, there's it's on time. So you even have to get the mission to deliver banana crates. It's a merchant for a juror. It's a war to the commendation for 1,000 banana crates delivered on time. Yeah, there's a lot of time.

So you even have to get the mission to deliver banana crates. It's not just getting a banana crate. You got to get the fucking mission and then get a thousand times that that game happened. That game has tapped into a very, I didn't realize I was a low key fear of open water that I realized is maybe a much higher fear than I was aware of. Like now it's like, oh, there's like some stuff. Let's just jump, jump over a board and we'll grab it. And then it's like, oh, did you put down's like some stuff. Let's just jump, jump overboard and we'll grab it.

And then it's like, oh, did you put down the anchor? Oh, the boat's still going and then you're in open water and then you're just scared of everything in all directions. And that's like that episode of King of the Hill. That is, that has gotten me. That reminds me of what I thought it would. Issue I have with Horizon. In that there's like tutorial quest things.

We were like, oh, get three things with the rope trap thing. Oh yeah. We have to have the quest up to do it. Do you? Oh, that's stupid. I don't know about that. Yeah. I never did those quests.

I never did that, not the. I never did the tutorial quest. Well, where it's like shoot the eye of a watcher three times. Yeah. It doesn't count unless you have that up tracking it, you mean? So you can't do two quests at once is what you're saying? I just don't think that should be a quest. That should be like, I do that one back around the way. I said, no, I see exactly what I'm saying. What do you mean, is what you're saying? I just don't think that should be a quest. That's more of a background away.

I said, no, I see exactly what you're saying. What do you mean, so what does it mean? Have it up? You have it at your, that is your active quest. You do, you can't just have it in your quest inventory. I don't remember. I played the game when it launched,

so it's been a year for me. Also, I found out from then that you could be apparently like get power cells or something to get this on the set. But the first one you can miss. Oh yeah, when you go and walk into some of those labs. Yeah, but the first one you can miss. Oh yeah, when you go and walk into some of those labs. Yeah, I found it by accident. I looked out. Yeah, so I don't like that.

I play that. They should now know in video games not to do that. Yeah, that's the first one. I was like, oh, this is two. The second one. Far Cry 5, have you finished the game yet? No, I'm not going to start playing last night. Far Cry 5 is a great game.

And I think there's a lot of people who are, and I'm one of them for sure, people that are responding to the fact that most of the reviews. Far Cry 5 is a great game. And I think there's a lot of people who are, and I'm one of them for sure, people that are responding to the fact that most of the reviews for Far Cry 5 say how poor the narrative is, it's a fantastic narrative. I would almost describe it as important. It's important for gamers. And if you've played Far Cry before, you know there's a lot of different ways

that things can go over the course of the game, even sometimes at the very beginning of the game. Far Cry 5, I fucking loved. I think it's a lot of different ways that things can go over the course of the game, even sometimes at the very beginning of the game. Far Cry 5, I fucking loved. I think it's a fantastic game, but it's amazing to me. They still fuck up the achievements on games that are so refined and Far Cry 5 is an ultra-refined version of Far Cry. It's crazy how they have that format down to a science, and I play to all of them, but in primal.

But some of the achievements that go, that make you play this fucking dope arcade mode format down to a science and I play to all of them, but even primal. But some of the achievements that go, then they make you play this fucking dopey arcade mode that they have and they push on you. Our arcade, yeah. Yeah. And it's like, it's their multiplayer thing and it's just honestly, it's like, it's all like user generated content maps and if they're not, they definitely feel that way. And it takes like, I don't know, it's like, it's, it's not long to get back into a match, but it's, it's repetitive, very repetitive. And it's just like, I don't know, it's not long to get back into a match, but it's repetitive, very repetitive.

And it's just like, I don't wanna play for a crime multiplayer, don't make me play it for achievement, you fucks. I heard what I heard about the narrative was that it goes, it like gets the bottle like the 95 yard line, but it doesn't quite go, like it kind of, the old 95 yard line, that, you know, that old, that good, the pig skin. But like, no, no, like they get it,

they, I heard and I just started playing, so I don't know, but it's the pig skin. But like, no, no, like they get it. They, they, I heard, and I just started playing, so I don't know. But it's like, it was kind of, first and mildly, it was marketed as this. It was marketed as this like, yo, let's have like, we need to face, like we need to be looking at ourselves. America's not as great as you think it is.

There's a lot of problems in this country. But then like, it doesn't quite go there because it doesn't want to piss off. Hit nobody. That's why I think people are taking, you take me look at this. I'm not going to spoil anything by Far Cry 5. People are thinking,

take a look at it as some kind of racial divide in America. And they want to do that because it's usually culture like white supremacists and stuff. And the game specifically does things. So make sure you know it's not about that. And I think by the time you get to the end of it, I believe it is a very important look at Christianity versus modern Christianity, which are two very different things. And the thing that the game rewards you and punishes you for, you realize over time,

really changes the way you think about the game itself. And I do think you have to finish it all the way through. I do love so much. Did you ever play a spec ops align? I don't think I really want to play that. I hear that. It's worth it. Yeah. It's 100% worth it. It came play Spec Ops Align? I don't think I do. I really wanna play that. I hear that. It's worth it. Yeah.

It's 100% worth it. It came out on the Xbox 360 around what I would say is kind of like the height of the Call of Duty modern shooter, like craze, and it is a game that like really kind of, it's not, it's fun, it's fine. Like I think the game plays okay, but the story of that game I think is really interesting because it kind of makes you go like, hey, like, why are we making a game out of this?

Right. Like, why have we decided to trivialize this like very real thing that happens today that is, has like super huge consequences and shit. Yeah. Everyone involved. And like, by the end of the game, it kind of makes you like, oh, the game kind of makes you feel bad for playing it. And I enjoyed that.

I enjoyed that a lot. I think that's interesting as well. I think the decision gets us like the way we go through games and the way we play games, it just becomes routine. And sometimes you have to challenge that. It's like, yeah, why are we doing this? Why are we, why are we acting in this way? That was what got me so interested in near a tomato, but I couldn't get through it.

I keep trying to end this. Oh, it's a pot show. All right, same for the post show. All right. We'll still talk about near a tomato in the post show. Thanks for watching, everybody. We'll see you guys next time. Love you.

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