Rooster Teeth Podcast - We're Not Excited About Star Wars - #519

Episode Date: November 20, 2018

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Chris Demarais, and Burnie Burns as they discuss the Gus calendar, the Star Wars movies, circumcision, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm Gus. I'm, I'm, I'm good. I'm Dylan. I'm Chris. I'm Bernie sitting in for Gavin. We imagine Gavin will be here. He'll be here any moment. He normally he makes it just in the nick of time.

He's acting achievements, I believe, the most. And that's what he's doing. He's got many things that he hunts. You watching November's? My appearance. People love November's. How are you, how are you though? How are you dealing with it?

You jealous? They can't. They're supposed to have August. And you got canceled. And now I see November's. I see, I see where they are. One of the fans suggested they have Christmas for December.

Tribune July. No, that was Barbara. They suggested July. Oh, which I think is both offensive to Barbara. But she'd also appreciate that was Barbara. They suggested July. Which I think is both offensive to Barbara. But she'd also appreciate that as well because it's a good pun. It's a really good pun. Yeah. And offensive definitely. It's got the pun. It's kind of punch she can make, but other people can't make. I'm just gonna assume that the random internet poster was also Jewish.

Probably not. It's okay. Probably not. Speaking of posters, how's your gardening going? What? We got this thing. Oh yeah, that's not a poster, that's a calendar. You got a calendar. Are you jealous? Speaking of my jealousy of November,

and so you jealous on my calendar? I'm not at all jealous. I have a great admiration for you in that calendar. I have wanted to make that thing for 10 years. And we put it into the first goal so that we would have to make it. And then we got it done. Gus is sexy calendar.

Gus, I mean, it came out and nobody told me it was coming out. I found out after it launched. Yeah, I got a slack like that after. Like, hey, by the way, the calendar launched this morning. Like what? So you were you were on the either the email chain or the text message chain with me where I brought that up. Yeah.

Wouldn't this be the kind of thing that'd be good to let us know that this is out? We have a pocket, I could have done the exact same thing I did just now last Monday. We would have mentioned it. We've already talked about it before. People were, although this is kind of better than the the Tiki glasses.

Oh, look who's running it. Oh, it's done. The Peter pattern of British feet. Nice move. Wow, that was a good move. Now it was a good move, getting in. Shit, you're fine, you're fine. You're actually just started like five seconds ago.

Did you? No, 10 minutes. Yeah, but I would, I mean, we talked about the T-Class forever because it's not that we're coming out imminently but then they got stuck in customs. And people got mad at us. It's kind of nice to have this

to solve this and just pop up. Yep. But they're very limited. Yes, they're very limited. So if you want to limit it, I'm already ordered eight. And get a soul month when they go up the value in the future. 200,000 is still limited. Yeah. It doesn't necessarily mean we only made a few. Got to do like a Patreon star now.

You got, you know, we can talk about this now. The June one, it's a mechanic, and it's like at Gus' Garage. That's a good photo of you, dude. That's an actual real place. There's like Gus' Garage. No, hold that photo, hold the photo. I was just gonna give you a hand.

You should have used that for promotional stuff. That's a really good photo of you. Some of these are kind of tongue in cheek. A little bit. That one. You can't tell where your leg hair ends and the rug begins. Hey, it's just one for. It's just a shadow there.

It's one for, yes. I feel a lot better if you said that about my chest hair. I mean, there's that too. I mean, there's a lot of why? I feel like it's more masculine. You want to have more chest hair than leg hair? I think there's a more insecure about my chest hair. Like, I know I have a lot of leg hair.

It's your leg hair to be feminine. I'm more insecure about my leg hair, but that know I have a lot of leg hair. Leg hair to be feminine. I'm more insecure about my leg hair, but I don't have any chest hair to be insecure about. So yeah, see, that's the thing. Like my chest hair came in late. So it's like I'm still, I still feel like you've got to be that way. Chris, you took your shirt off for a thing we shot today.

Yeah. Get a change. I noticed you got like a, you feel like one or two new hairs. There. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I know them all by name at this point.

Have you named it? Well, initially I only had the one. It was chest or the chest hair? Yeah, chest or yeah, like I know them all by name at this point. I mean, I'm not well initially I only had the one it was chest or the chest hair. Yeah, chest or the chest hair, but now that it's got a whole family of like eight or Wait, at least I come out of your ears and everything like that. I haven't had to deal with that like too much nose hair At least I don't think you guys tell me I'm noticed. Okay. It looks good. Like nose hair ear hair What is what is something you want to tell me that you can't? I've got a clipper. You do? The right ear end in there?

No, it's hair and fur that ear hair. How do they make those so they don't cut the inside? I don't know. I was really scared the first time I used it. So I was convinced that it was going to like snag me or do something. No, it was great. Been using it for 35 years now.

But you need nose hair. Yeah, that's why I only trim out the little bit that sticks out at the end. Yeah. Because it gets confused with the mustache. It's like, why is my mustache really long only right there out of the nostril? Is it? Can you get your nose hair tangled in your mustache hair?

Is that a thing? Is that happened? Nose hair tangled like braided? Yeah. Could you, could you get them like welded together towards the I don't know about welding? Well, you know, I mean, you're like tangled like a, uh, uh, like a dread, like a dread. I'm so weird because know, I mean, you're like tangled like a dread like a dread

like a dread because this I had the weirdest bit of trivia come up this weekend. Teddy has convinced me to start playing Destiny 2 on the PC because the original Destiny was not available on PC. I know this game came out a long time ago by year here. Now, somebody just asked me for something that they need right away and they're not gonna get it for at least an hour and a half. Feel mad about that. I still may ask me on text messaging.

The original Destiny couldn't play on PC. You could play it on PS4 and you could play it on Xbox. But I believe it had extra missions on the PS4. Yeah, I think it also do a PS3 and Xbox 360. It's kind of the new exclusive. Like it's not exclusive, but there's extra stuff for a certain platform. Time exclusive. Is that what it is? Yeah, I think it came to Xbox 360. It's kind of the new exclusive, like it's not exclusive, but there's extra stuff for a certain platform.

Time exclusive. Is that what it is? Yeah, I think it came to Xbox eventually. I don't think we got that stuff. I think there's like a whole strike that Xbox never got. Because that's where I played it. Anyway, they made Destiny 2.

And all this time, I hadn't played Destiny 2. I thought that they were gonna make it like, you know, Destiny's kind of like an MMO, not really, but kind of in that vein of being in MMO, with leveling up and everything and opening areas and everything. Destiny 2, they just, you don't open up a new area, just it's a new game.

It's like you just start over from scratch with the character and you start over in a new territory. Yeah. I thought I would have all the stuff from the first one. I thought it'd be like World of Warcraft, I guess. Like they add a new zone and then you go to the zone and do that. So Xbox got it a year later.

I learned that a couple of months actually before. I started playing it, but I played it this weekend and I had a lot of fun. I had blast with Teddy playing through probably the first two destinations on Destiny 2. What are all the planets you can go through? So far, gone to Earth to the European Dead Zone, gone to Titan. The European Dead Zone.

That's a moon of... Chipa, I mean? Post-Brexit, you can. A little Saturn. Saturn. Can I chore the Titan's turf, I don't know. Oh, it's a planet Saturn, isn't it? Yeah.

I don't even get the worst boiler book game. It's a year and a half old now, or how a world Destiny 2 is. Anyway, it had a lot of fun. Teddy was telling year and a half old now. Our whole destiny, too. It's anyway, had a lot of fun. Teddy was telling me the weapon he wants to get is called a rat king. And so I explained to him what a rat king was. Yeah. That going back to your thing, a rat king is like, when there's so many rats on a ship that their tails get intertwined and braided. And they end up dying because this is like this big mass of rats.

And they're all pulling different directions. They're not pulling different directions trying to get away, but it's like a grave mind. Yeah, grave mind. Yeah, like, like, when enough flood comes together and they mush, control the. Did you ever see that YouTube video of the Squirrel King? No.

A guy found a squirrel king like on a sidewalk. Well, I've also heard the rackings are not real. Oh, no, I think they're real. That Squirrel King was definitely real. Was it? It was twitching in a way you don't think an animal should twitch. Yeah, because it's trying to go in different directions. They're not born that way.

No, I think this was all a bunch of young squirrels that were in a very tight space. Because I'm surprised it's not more conjoined litters of stuff that's born. And you see this, what a racking comes from? I just assumed that's what it was. I didn't realize they got tangled off for they were born.

But imagine like a litter of eight kittens that were just one. Contain? Oh, that's the perfect thing. Oh, oh. How did they get that big? Is that they just travel around like that? So you think they started off like in a little,

in the litter together and then ended up like this? Yeah, I think that's the speculation. So whoever's, there's a happy end, whoever was filming it, like, I was able to take them somewhere and they were able to untangle them. You cut off a squirrel's tail, what happens? Like I mean, I know it hurts, like hell.

You got seven years of bad luck. No, but really, is it like the squirrel is the cat balanced anymore? No, I think it becomes two squirrels. It grows back, one grows the tail, the tail grows a full body for a squirrel can't balance anymore? No, I think it becomes two squirrels. It grows back. One grows the tail, the tail grows a full body for a squirrel, like a flat worm. Why do they cut dog tails off?

I think that means for aesthetic. That's aesthetic, yeah. Yeah, that's a little too. They clip their ears, they stand up straight. But that's not like a prank, huh? And Americans, they clip the penis of humans. That is true, they also do that, which is getting a little disgusting, little slizz-ice.

I can't believe it's a common thing, and then it's defended. It won't be. It's like, it's genital mutilation. It is. And then everyone gives the same, that's like this propaganda, where it's not only it's healthier,

it's better for you, it's better for you, it's not. It's cleaner, and then they quote like the US health organization, which is just full of lies. Like if you look elsewhere, it's like, oh, that website's lying. Yeah. There was for a while in Austin,

there was a group that was putting up signs around town that said stopgin' and mutilation that like protect the four skins. Yeah. Where were they putting those up? I saw them in the triangle. Like what by like the grocery store? Which is the most important. I think it was by the Kalamari. Where do they think that up? I saw them in the triangle. Like what by like the grocery store? Which is the mouth.

I think it was by the Kalamari. Where do they think they're taking for it? They're like telling a story right there. It's like when you talked about like we should all stop dolphin poaching. Or whatever you said, we should all just stop dolphin poaching. Don't do it, guys. Do you get how many four skins do you think have been consumed in Kalmar? Wait, what?

Kalmar is squid. That's what that means. You got little rings, aren't you? Zero. You're gonna go with zero. Zero, you're gonna go with zero. You have a lot? No.

No one snuck one in. Yeah. How would someone get a four skin, Gavin? That's a rabbi? I don't know. A rabbi by day and an Italian chef by night? I mean, what is this? What are you gonna do with all these four skins?

Throw them in with the, where do they go? With the gumbo? Is there some sort of big skewer that they just keep adding for? Where do you get your four skins go? Oh God. Okay, what would you get? It's like a medical waste.

A million dollars, but you have to eat a four skin cabab where it's just like a stick. It's loaded up with like 50 and then you just, do you get to pick whose four skins are? No. All of your best friends. I'd be like, you know, do you get to pick whose four scores there? No. All of your best friends. I don't know, that'd be like a plate of fingernails.

I wouldn't mind. It's a million dollars. For a million dollars. Would you even play to fingernails for a million dollars? How big of a plate? I don't know. Is it like 50 finger-pomisons? I would do it.

How many? Parmesan. Sure. You can have Parmesan. No, I don't want that. I'm thinking of a waiter or crack in pepper, fresh pepper over the top of the... Fresh pepper, the respect for your fingernails.

I do, you play. Millie books. It is a million bucks. Yeah. As long as you've got a fingernail, it's great. That would be a weird shit. Like, feel like a shit at teeth. What if, what if, what if you fuck you up on the inside?

It would. What if you get ground drafts into a nice powder? And then do what? Snort it. Make it like a drink. Yeah, you could drink it. Just chug it. Powdered fingernails chug off Chris. Well, it'd be way better than chewing fingernails. Worming nails. Calcium. What are they? Is it melanin? Is it hardened melanin? So kind of wears that fancy doctor when you need, not here this week. She went off to think her con. Carroton.

Carroton. Mm-hmm. Okay. Is that what she was hit for? Yes. Yeah, she came here for that and then she was... Wait, that's the real thing? A think her con?

Yes. That's an invention. Gavin, I mean, I can't Chris, we got to send you to think her con. Good lord. Gavin is actually our representative to think her con. I couldn't go. My shoe got moved right on top of it, so I was real bummed. I was going to go I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

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I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm going to go to the ground point. We can't wait to see it. Has all of your videos? Some of them aren't. Some of them aren't? They're not colorful. I mean, he said I can't wait to see it. And I said, as with all of your videos. Thanks, Gus.

I think I've seen pretty much all the Slomo guys videos. I'm pretty sure I have. I have seen most of them. I don't think I've seen the Slomo 2 show. I don't think I've seen that. There's not so many like eight videos on it, but they're all prima. I did like the photo you put up on Instagram

this week. Give me my calendar, Kat. Like we're gonna rack down. Look like a skunk king. Anything special in your calendar? Then you want people to like your birthdays in there, right? Is it? I don't know what we ended up with.

There's like some outtakes in the end also. So if 12 months isn't enough, there's more. There's more. Oh my god, the pies one. Yeah. This is one of my favorites. The water bottle one, but it didn't fit thematically with everything else. like some outtakes in the end also. So if 12 months isn't enough, there's more. I'm gonna know the pies one. This is one of my favorites. The water bottle one, but it didn't fit thematically with everything else. You can see like this other off camera. The problem with that one specifically was that it you needed to see you in the sports setting.

Oh, right. Before that make for it to make sense. So I can tell a story now that this is out. Sure, but when we were shooting, so you can know there's like that football one I just showed. We were, we had to shoot that at a high school football field out in Austin. So we went to the proper channels and we rented out this football stadium,

high school football stadium, football in Texas is huge. So this high school has a fucking huge stadium and we paid to rent it out and we were shooting in it. And I think it was like the first day of school, or the first week of school, like students were just coming back. And for some reason, we went like, right school was letting out.

So we're in there, and we're taking all these photos. And there's no students in the stadium. The football team's practicing off to the side, and they're leaving up to go to the locker room. And... No young minds were hurt. I guess since it's the end of the day, like people start showing up to the stadium

to try to work out, like running around the track and stuff or running up and down the field, but since we have the whole field, rent if they're not supposed to do that. So there's someone from the school who's there telling people, you can't be here, sorry, you know, it's read it out,

you have to leave. And we really don't care. The people aren't bothering us, so it doesn't matter, but the school officials doing their job. So thank you. I'm really glad that you was there doing that. But this is one dude who starts jogging,

and he gets most of the way through a lap and gets close to us in a school officials lap. He starts getting close to us. And like I said, we're shooting, and he walks up to us, he goes, hey, what are you guys doing? And of course, we're all like, we're shooting. Everyone's busy, we're not down time. It's not between setups.

Like we're actively in a setup. We're actually shooting so everyone's kind of ignoring him. And he starts, he gets, starts walking closer. Like, what are you guys doing? What are you guys, are you all filming something? And everyone's just kind of ignoring him. Then he starts getting closer. He's like, what's up?

What are you guys doing here? So I was like, oh, we're just doing a photo shoot right now. Oh, and he gets closer. What's a photo shoot for? We're just shooting some photos, and then the school officials like, sir, you need to leave. Back off, sir.

Like, they, they, they, they, Is it a high school kid? No, it's like an adult. An adult? Yeah, it's after school. So the school officials like, sir, you need to leave. They've rented a, they've, I don't know.

They've, they've rented the whole stadium, and he goes, I'm just asking them what they're doing. Yeah. And she goes, well, you know, they're, what are you doing in a high school, buddy? Yeah, they're, they're working. They're shooting. You need to leave because I just want to know what they're doing. And we're like, we're shooting. We're just someone just says, we're just shooting a calendar because, oh, yeah, we're kind of calendar. And then the specials like, sorry, you just, you got to go. You just, I just want to know what's going on. It's like, what do we have to do? Like, why would that guy feel if he was at his desk at work

and someone just walks in and goes, what are you doing? Right, why is he, why is he like the gatekeeper, right? Why is he having to go to know? Right, why are you? Everyone has to stop, put down the camera, like, what was every, okay, come on. Let's tell you the story of Rooster Teeth. Let's fill you in on 15 years of history,

and why we're making this fucking calendar right now, your piece of shit. All right, point of view. I would love if you just dropped straight out current to the point, 15 years ago, and just ran him through the whole thing, what do you just want for now? I can't imagine the audacity of not just

being like, like everyone else, like, oh, okay, see ya, bye. So what the fuck is this asshole? I didn't tell the story before, because it's kind of like a half story. I'm not really involved with it. But I had a similar thing happen when I was coming back from the vacation I was just on.

We were going to board the plane and not American you board in groups. Group one is always first class. Group two is executive platinum, blah, blah, blah, blah, all the way down, all the way to like group eight, right? But the thing that always happens is people just jam into the gate. Like there's these little ribbons for the stanchions

that lead you up to where they register your ticket, scan it, but people just stand at the end of those and just completely block everything up. And then people, when you get announced for the group, you got to basically one-of-a-chance that when your group is announced that there's gonna be somebody blocking your way because they're in a later group. And I saw this

thing that happened and it was, he did it to two people, I was thinking, oh my God, because I was walking that direction. I was in group two and he was standing there and group one had already boarded and then group two and this woman was trying to work her way through the crowd and I was behind her, behind actually somebody else who was then behind her. She gets up and this guy just won't get out of the way and she goes, excuse me, sir, I need to bore you. He goes, what group are you in? And she goes, I'm in group two. They just called it. He goes, you're in group two? Huh. You're really in group two. And she's like, yeah, I'm in group two. And she basically showed him his thing. He goes, okay, and he lets her, like, get out of

everybody. He's just, then he hasn't, then he asked the person, like next to, right in front of me, he said, he said, what group you in, he said, I'm in group two as well. And I was thinking,

I hope this fucking guy asked me what group I'm in. I really hope it, but he didn't, for some reason, he just gave up by the time. What would you have to do? What would you have to do?

I would have said, go fuck yourself. I honestly, I had enough time to work up and be like, because he was already slowing me down, cause he's in the way, but it's this guy who's like, what the fuck, what do you think you're in charge of everything?

You're actually the person causing the problem and getting in the fucking way. Right. This is going slower because of what you're doing. Yeah, but he just didn't want anybody doing what he was doing to him. Did I hit you? Yeah, I'm just like, oh, if you're not in this group,

you should be behind me, you know, I say, one of the reasons I don't like flying Southwest. No, Southwest has that down pat. You do not have that problem in Southwest. You'll almost do. You'll almost do that because you board in big chunks of groups like you have tickets like zero through 250, however many seats are on the fucking plane. And that's the number you get and you board

In that order, but you line up in groups of five and within that group of five people are always like eyeball on each other's tickets Like if you're in the 60 to 64 group and your number 61 But you're in the back of that group like even that little five person group you be always see people like eyeball and to see like what your actual number is Oh, I just said I'm like I just say I whenever I fly something I'm like, I'm 52. What are you? All right, cool. I'm right here. It doesn't matter to me.

On that. It's like it's five people. What's what's going to happen? I just want to avoid the staring. I just say it. Can I ask you a question? This is where I'm, it's the air travel portion of our podcast here. Go. Go go in flight.

Is it gone? That was an American thing. I don't know. Oh, cause you're in the United, right? The internet that they have on the planes was go go internet. Go go in flight. It's super gouge. It's a dowge in the ass.

It was, well listen, it's like 52 bucks a month. You could get a subscription to it by the month and they're still charging, it was like, it was 40 bucks a month, is what I was paying for it, cause it worked out. It's either like 15 bucks a flight or it was $40 a month, is what I was paying for, because it worked out, it seemed like $15 a flight, or it's $40 a month.

And if you take three flights, which is really a tripping a half somewhere and you need internet, then it checks out, Gavin, the math checks out on it. But now it's like half the planes, again, I don't have this fucking service. Like a different service?

They got AA in flight. They got the American Airlines one. I've never done an internet on a flight. But then they get on some other ones, and it's go-go. So it's like, whoa, I bet. They get a, American Airlines one. I've never done internet on a flight. But then they get on some other ones, it's go-go. So it's like, what, I bet. Who's the real hero? I bet you can use go-go log in on that website. I've tried, doesn't work.

The product is facing out, go-go. They're facing it out, right? Yeah. So, cancel that, cancel that shit. And the new one just not have, it's even gougier because the new one, it doesn't have a monthly subscription. You basically just have to pay like 15 bucks a flight or like, it's like 15 bucks for the whole flight or 12 bucks for one hour.

Or like 1500 bucks for a year or something. Oh, yeah, that'd be horrible. So you never, you've never used the internet on a plane. No, no, no. What are you doing on a plane, Chris? I watch a movie or a, what if there's no screen? Then I'll listen to podcasts or I'll stare Forward that's one of the creepiest things that Jeremy told me is that on a plane. He doesn't like to do anything

You just stare straight ahead. He'll put on music and he'll just look at the chair Unbelievable, it's like serial killer stuff. I would rather just It's like serial killer stuff. I would rather just send you nothing than watch free entertainment. I once watched the movie so bad on a flight that I turned it off and just stared at the seat back because that was better than watching the movie. I did that with an e-dressing part movie.

Oh, really? Yeah, I hate it. No, I don't get it. I don't get it like when they go, why do they at the end of every single Jurassic Park movie, they solve the problem of the dinosaurs. And they got to stop doing that because then at the beginning of every other movie, they got to come up with some ridiculous excuse why the dinosaurs are back or why they have to go encounter the dinosaurs again. At the end of the first movie, they just left them and blow up all the dinosaurs.

No, we're right. The second one they left him as well. And in this one, the last one, now there's a volcano going off and now they have to go back. Honestly, watching the latest one, I wanted a new meteor to wipe out the weather. Yeah, I was impressed by how bad it was. It's not even like, the one before

was kind of like a fun reboot. Looking back on it, it was so much better than the new one. But it's not also not that good. It's not the new one. It's entertaining. It's like missing every single mark. And then they would try and bring in like a, oh, that's a reference to the first one.

And it's just like, oh, you just wrecking the first one for me. You're like bringing back characters and turning them into pieces of shit and making it like less cool to me. Yeah. If it's canon, I mean, obviously you can ignore the new movies, but I was like, this is just waste gash.

Also, they always, like, they established in the very first movie that everyone knows that the Tyranosaurus Rex is the most fearsome of all the dinosaurs, but wait, there are these things called velociraptors, which you might not know about, and they hunt in packs, and they're actually way more ferocious. Ever since that fucking movie, they've got gotta come up with a more dangerous fucking dinosaur

every time, like hybrids of raptors now in T-Rexes. There's like, I don't know, like a fucking raptor that went to college or something like that at the end. It's like every time they've gotta up the stakes as to what the bad ass monster is. And you can like green light people with it and it's not enough to suddenly get a hunt of them. Where's what's stupid about the new, all right, so they have like,

they have a raptor that's, we've trained this raptor to attack whatever we point this laser gun at. So we point this laser gun at a person, and it'll attack them. But first, they have to point and shoot them with a gun to get the raptor to attack. Why did you shoot them with the gun?

Why do you need, why do you need an intermediary? Can't you just get laser? Could you just shoot them with the laser gun? That's my whole aim, so I'm going to put gunpoint and then filling out a form and having the bullets set ship to them. It's like for insurance purposes, they didn't kill you, the Raptor.

The Raptor did. They just pointed a gun at you and fired at you. And then the Raptor killed you. It's like, also, you give me a laser pointer. I can make my cat attack anything. Also, they do is auction, right? And they're trying to plug this dinosaur

with like a prototype. But I think it, it goes for really cheap, or like what's sounding for really cheap. It was like five million bucks. But five million bucks, which is like a jeep sword. But for a one of a kind, part of a dinosaur. Yeah, I feel like it'd be more than like a really fast bugatti.

Maybe what maybe the deal is all the rich people in the movie had seen the Jurassic Park movies. And they know there's a better dinosaur coming later. Like there's always a bigger, better dinosaur that's coming. Like you could one in this sort of black and yellow and it was like super duper smart raptor. It was, they'd already genetically engineered a dinosaur in the previous film and then they're like,

wait, wait, wait, this time we're genetically engineering. We just did that. I mean, it's the same with everything. It's like every style was maybe it's a big a bowl that kills on the planet. That's so true. Like the planet was the last one. It's like just move on to a different thing.

I realized with Jurassic Park, they kind of got to stick with the dinosaur theme, but dinosaurs are dangerous enough on their own. Like even the first one, the one that the spit and weigh-nights face. Like, let's see some more of those. That was cool. A lot of the dinosaurs.

Yeah, let's see some little scary dinosaurs. You wanna scare people, make dinosaurs look the way they really look like chickens, big chickens. Like feathers and stuff. On the way back from- That's so disappointing to go back in time? It's you fucking just giant birds everywhere. On my way back from Singapore recently, I could, you can kind of see it

what everyone's watching. You just lean back. You can see the people either side of you. There was like a hundred movies. I was watching the original Jurassic Park. I looked to my left. Someone else was watching the original Jurassic Park. And the guy on my right was watching the new Jurassic Park.

Really? There's like a hundred movies. I mean, the guy on my right was watching the new Jurassic Park. It's like 100 movies. I mean, the three of us I can see are watching dinosaur. The first one was 92. Was that the first one? 94, 94, I think. 94, let's see what, it's been 24. 24, 24, 25 years?

24. Holds up, it's good. Yeah, I mean, that moment when the T-Rex chomps the lawyer, I was very confused in the theater. I thought I thought this was a Disney movie I literally knew nothing about Jurassic Park and I was like I just said oh that's fun kids And no the dinosaurs are gonna scare them and all the stuff and then if I can just go There are just moments there are moments in that movie that I Feel like it's amazing. They got written that way like when the T-Rex is like it's flip the car and it's

Spinning the car and they're like is like, it's flipped the car and it's spinning the car and they're like hiding on the other side of the car. It's such a weird thing to write. When you think the T-Rex could have just swatted the car and it could have exploded to write that it rolls over and then spins around and fills with mud. Seems like so cool to me that that's how it is

and that's how they make it look. It's so good at action. It was really good at action. What do you think of that? That was in the book. Was it a Michael Crite? I think it was. Well, okay, that makes sense.

But because it's like, it's an interesting way to write that calamity. I never would have thought. It's also a way to demonstrate the scale of this thing and the power of it. It's just like casually bats around a car, SUV. I'd be like, is there makes me think of like a cat toying with something?

Yeah. To my favorite thing, they'll buy far, about Jurassic Park and the universe of that franchise is that, you know, in the first one, they come across the sick triceratops. Yeah. Right? It's like the source on its tongue, whatever. Yeah, and they can't figure out what's wrong with the indication of something wrong in

the park is this triceratops. It's sick. Well, it's just a really cool model that they built or you know, pump it. I don't know what the right word I'm nails leaning on it. Yeah, yeah, but there's a shot behind this e-shot where Steve and Spielberg like kneels down and poses with the triceratops and Occasionally that goes around on social media like Facebook of someone saying look at this beautiful animal that this guy killed and it's posing next to. And people get so fucking furious about it. They're so mad and they're like boycott his movies

and all this, like, dude, it's clearly a triceratops. He made them all extreme. Ha ha ha. Whoever did that is a genius. He just upset people. Do you think it was sick, just so they didn't have to make a mechanical triceratops that could stand up?

I don't know. I'm sure it's a lot easier to make one that just lies on its side. Yeah, they just have to have a balloon that inflates. Yeah, I will say though, there's an economy to that shit that I don't understand. Like the Titanic. There it is right there.

That monster. We get this awful person, they killed this glorious animal, noble animal. In chat, Cooler Dino says that I think that Michael Critein was bitten by a theme park as a child. Oh, because of what? He has a lot of theme park. Does he?

No, airplane stuff too, does he? Michael Critein? But Z's. Z's for sure. It's kind of virus. It's a book good for Jurassic Park. I don't know. I liked it when I read it. It's been a long time long time so I read air frame and what's the other one I read was the outbreak and drama The string is he's in a drama string. Mm-hmm. What's he been around? He has a lot of fucking books dude

He's like Stephen King Fucking pump an alley a book's ear. How does John Hammond get from the helicopter to their fridge so quickly? Did he sprint wait? What are you doing at the beginning of the movie where the helicopter to land And it's like I cover the boat's our shit, and then he's just like Oh, yeah, I thought last time I had the exact same thing with you I've get into the fridge. Yeah, it just holds us to what fridge He's like taking a campaign out of fridge pops this champagne as they walk in he's like it's a celebration Oh, right, That is weird.

He got like bolted into their house. They cut a scene. They cut a scene. It wasn't... They must have. They gave us a wheelchair. Like they exactly suddenly, they're on a train. And they're going nuts.

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That was too personal. You were like right in their face. We did it, we've done it like that in the past. Eric just wanted to try it again. Okay. Get like an extra five bucks that way. Give me five bucks. How is Eric able to convince you to try new things?

I'm always willing to try new things. You are a fucking liar. I just ask them. Yeah. Eric, have I ever said no? I'm always saying no. You always say yes. I'm only a fucking shepherd.

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No. I watched a franchise that's a great franchise. I can't tell you. Plus a theorist. Anything about the plane recently? I thought you were in my way. At plane. No. I watched a franchise that's a great franchise. I can't tell you. It's a theorist. Anything about the previous movies, except that I want to watch the next one. Harry Potter. Mission Impossible.

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You see the thing come down and go through his face. It's gross. It's disgusting. It's a weird trap, too. It's a very, like, it's a trap, right? Like the elevator goes up and the thing goes to, and goes down. I assume it's like the catchment for the lift, right?

I can't remember. It's a long time ago. It was like, that was also like 25 years ago. It was just like the top of the elevator in case. I might have written 92 or something. No. Not a six. Did he do those all this time?

No, he did. He picked up at a certain point. Yeah, I think the first one was, I wanna say, no, it wasn't Michael Mann. It was a shit, I'll look at him. But Mission Impossible fallout. Great, it's in the weird window where it's on planes, but it's not on home video yet.

So I saw it on a plane, but I had my headphones, I was like, ah, great, let's go home and watch it. I wanna watch this Mission Impossible Fall Out. Do you put on movies without listening to it? Who, did I do what? You said you didn't have sound. I didn't have my headphones, so I said I'll watch it at home.

Then I go home, I look it up, and it's nowhere available. So the next time I got on a plane, which I had to go to LA, which was like six hours a day. It was like three or four days later, yeah. And 96 directed by Brian Dupalma. Oh, the Brian Dupalma, that is correct. And yeah, so I watched it, loved it, fucking great. So you got to masks.

Tom Cruise's running. That's not a lot of the movie. He runs a shitload. There's some metric. There's a way to evaluate how well Tom Cruise movies do and they're based on how far he runs in a movie. Like if they said something like if he runs over a mile, the equivalent of a mile or three quarters of a mile,

on screen, the movie is guaranteed to make over $500 million or something like that. So we're about to be phrasing all those metrics, but there is a study that someone did of how far Tom Cruise runs. I think we've run tomatoes at that. Did they? It's a fucking, I love shit like so what about what about a movie where he doesn't run it all like The movie where he doesn't run at all is Valkyrie Which is his worst performing movie whoa what about Trumpic Thunder? I don't think he runs very much in rain man

I could be yeah, he's done running rain man. It doesn't run a little bit. It doesn't run in What about what's that movie with the lawyer a few good men? Rain man, it doesn't run a little bit. It doesn't run in, what about what's that movie with the lawyer? A few good men, but he didn't run there. Maybe he does. He's in court. He's a military. Maybe he's just like, they always have to see the military where everyone's jogging.

Oh shit, he has a jogging scene. Why do they do that in every military movie? It's like military people remind you that they just, they keep in shape. Discipline. Although I do love the jogging scene at the beginning of winter soldier for Captain America. Where is this running laps? He keeps passing the beginning of winter soldier. He. For Captain America. Where is this running laps? He keeps passing the... On your left hand.

Yeah. On your right. He does not run in magnolia, lines for lambs, tropic thunder or velkery. Hmm. What's the, what's the lambs one? No idea. No idea.

Lines for lambs. tropic thunder is pretty... I feel like that movie wouldn't be made if it was being made today. No. That movie would not be made today. It's amazing how recently you could make that movie wouldn't be made if it was being made today. No, that movie would not be made today. It's amazing how recently you could make that movie. And now it just...

I remember being like, wow. Yeah, it was, it pushed the envelope. You know, specifically the Robert Downey Jr. And Ben's face here. And Ben's still at two. Which are, oh, yeah, because he does, yeah, he plays the mentally disabled guy. Was it simple jack? Simple jack.

Yeah, both of those are just like, yeah, that's true. disabled guy. Was it simple jack? Simple jack. Yeah, like both of those are just like, yeah, that's true. What's his name, got in trouble for that? Right? Sean White got in trouble for that, right? He did a Halloween costume of simple jack. Yeah.

And it was not like a poor taste costume. It's also like five years old. It's like, you know, like on trouble for now. He did, yeah, he did it just now. He did the simple jack thing, which was like, why would you go back in time and pick that one to go like? I'm a people just want to, you know, they want to be upset about that today.

So they dig back to me. Yeah, I feel like. No, no, he did it recently, but it's off a movie that was like 10 years old. Yeah, I've been seeing this costume was from five years ago. He did it this year. He did this year off of like a 10 year old movie, which was kind of weird.

No, I don't guess it is, but it's also some movie. A situational awareness man, you gotta be aware what's going on around you, you know. Can't, I'm not surprised. The car is not surprised, did he caught Flack for that? I do think it's kind of ridiculous that that's an actual character played by another actor. That actor never caught any Flack for it, but then he does it. I'm sure he did, it just wasn't ridiculous that that's an actual character played by another actor, that actor never caught any flack for it, but then he does.

I'm sure he did, it just wasn't to that level. Yeah. Like force guy, he's gonna do force guy, he can do force gum today, right? Yeah. Force gum. Force gum. Force gum. But he's also, I feel like he's just a, he's, he's, that's, force gum, also doesn't make

fun of it. Yeah. Very true. And neither does anyone play plays someone is mentally handicapped It's not usually in a comedy Yeah, so I feel like it's much more acceptable. Yeah, but you're right. I don't think you made today I definitely don't think Robert got a junior would play that part today not not in the post Ironman world He's got you's gonna ride that marble thing for as long as the same year as Ironman I think Well, I mean even so I don't even think when they made Iron Man, they knew how big

that was going to turn out to be. Like even when he got hired to play Tony Stark, they didn't want him. The studio didn't want him. So I think John Favreau went to bad for him. And he did the first movie for like hundreds of thousands of dollars. I want to say it was a very low fee. Yeah. But then I kind of left him in a lurch when all of a sudden it was enormously

popular, then they were signing him out of the franchise and then the cinematic universe. And he was in a position to say, I would like to be executive producer of all these movies you're going to make didn't. Well, machine guy make more than him in the first movie. No, I think he didn't come back for the second movie. And he was replaced by Don Cheatle because he said he should make more than Robert Downey Jr. Oh, I think that's what that I thought he actually made. Terrence Howard, right? Yeah. Yeah. He wanted to make the guy that can't add. Yeah. Well, he can add. He just adds the truth. That one plus

what is it? One plus one one can equals one times one is two Wait, what? You know when you have one of something but you've actually got two How can one times one be one it can't be because it's multiplication so one times one is two He had this whole like system for math that he tried to explain the interview and it sounds like a Manifesto like somebody who lives in a cabin and Just off the rails. Yeah, if we would call it, Teriology.

Is that a what? Something like that. Instead of something like something Terry Cruz think. But yeah, but he missed out too. He came off hustle and flow. That was hustle and flow. Right before that.

And so then he was cast as a roadie in Iron Man. And then he even looks at the suit in that movie. It doesn't even go next time. I mean, he doesn't get you to do all the same actually. Well, we're the suit. Same character does. Don't you? I think Karen, yeah. Yeah. Who's the, uh, who else was who else was replaced in Marvel when somebody else replaced? How can I just kind of disappeared? Terence. Damn. He just disappeared. He was there. Oh, yeah, he wasn't in the last movie. Why not? Well, him and Ant-Man were both not in it. But I guess Ant-Man only had one film before.

There was a line of dialogue that once things started, he'd up with the Avengers that because they had families, they were both basically under house arrest and playing it cool because they didn't want to put their families in jeopardy. That's what they said. And Hawkeye in the cinematic universe, he does have this whole like family unit. That's a big part of the series. And it's largely useless. But they just shoot they just bow and arrow. He got some good bips in the first Avengers.

He got some good hits in. He was actually pretty good in Thor too, if I recall. Like that's when he first made his debut. He was in Thor. Like he was up on a crane waiting to ambush Thor. Forget about that. I think he called him Eagle Eye or something like that as a codename or something, I forget what it was.

Eagle's nest. So I only saw that movie once and I think it was like right when it came out. My buddy Ed, when I was growing up, his favorite Marvel character was Hawkeye and I never fucking understood it. Never. Was it the comics,

was it like a purple uniform? Was your friend like really in an archery or something? Yeah, I don't know, was he like a weirdo underdog guy where he's like rooting for him for like, he like saw himself in Hawkeye. Everybody had like, yeah, and like my brother really liked Moon Knight.

I never heard of that. He also like Colossus, which is such a weird of all the X-Men to like the most. He liked Colossus. Does Hawkeye have a power? Like he has like really quick reactions. is such a weird of all the X-Men to like the most. He like colossus. Does Hulk I have a power? Like he has a really quick reaction. I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, but yeah. Or like what she's saying is like, she can fight? Yeah, she can fight like a spider. She's like, the whole guy does stuff where he's like,

but he doesn't ever spy, she just fights. The whole guy does a thing in Avengers where he's like, bit, bit, bit, and then he just goes like, pfff, behind his head. And I was like, can he, so you have spiders things like, how do you do that? Did he hear that? I got a mirror on the,

he's well-strained. A good, a good archer wouldn't ever be so confident as to go, God, him. You probably, life or death, you probably want to see. You probably want to turn around. So, he's got to fit in. He's hanging out with fucking Hulk. I'd say, he's got to have some kind of flared to make him stand out.

I don't understand at all in the movies, though what that Scarlet Witch is doing. I don't know what she's up to. She's doing like this. But what is that? They never really explain what it is. No, they did, right? They say she's weird. That's like the extent they get into it in like age of Ultron.

She's weird. I think they're describing like quick silver Scarlet Witch and say he's fast and she's weird. I feel like, that's all they're gonna give. I never, also, until the last movie, movie I think or maybe the one right before that. I never knew that Scarlet Witch, one of the Avengers essentially, is one of the Olsen sisters. Yeah. The Olsen twins. The Olsen older sister. Yeah. So now she's like. What is the Beth Olsen? She's like way more famous now than the Olsen twins.

Would you, I would say so. Yeah. I mean, did you ever see Wind River? Wind River? It's a movie. Did Tom Cruise run it? I'm sitting there. I'm sitting there. Jeremy Render and Elizabeth Olsen in it. Huh.

Okay, I guess not. It's good. It's depressing. Same people who directs did a Hiller High Water, which is also good in depressing. I'm seeing a pattern here. Do you like depressing movies? I guess so.

Do you prefer, would you like a movie that's depressing but not good? Just sad. A bad depressing movie? No, I think I would hate that. Okay. Do you have a movie in mind for me? What about movie where Tom Cruise gets both of his legs blown off and tries to run? Everyone saying, everyone saying younger sister in chat.

Oh, she's the younger sister of the old sister. That is very upset. I hear you. We read it. We got it. We corrected that. Sorry, we'd like to issue a retraction on our previous statement. What sister of the old friend. That is very upset. I hear you, we read it. We got it. We corrected that. Sorry, we'd like to issue a retraction on our previous statement. What if both the old twin,

which is older or worse than twins? What? What if the other olds and twins showed up in the old way? We would do that. All of the disappointed, they killed Quicksilver so fast in the Avengers series. They don't want to keep him

because he's over in the X-Men movie. He's better in the X-Men movie. He's way better in the X-Men movie. He's better. He also got killed in a way where being fast would have saved his life Huh, he would he jumped in front of the bullets to save Hawkeye and the least I should have shoved him out the way is that I jumped in front of him That too first and also in the X-Men quick silver. He like moves the bullets. Yeah, just Move everything around. He's quick silver. He's the one person who could have survived that don't know shit about infinity war two

I don't know anything about it No, or how it ends don't even know from the comics how that story goes assuming Because they're making all these other movies like Panther and Spider-Man They're gonna get the people back somehow some of the people that are on everything else from this point is a prequel That's possible. I don't think so. No, I probably really doubt it. I think they're gonna get a back It would be great if in that getting them back thing if they just like added quick silver in there like he's just back like and nobody mentions it's not like they somehow like fuck up and they bring back a extra person they bring back quick silver. I would they bring back the X-Men quick silver.

Into the Marvels. Maybe he ran so fast he left his body behind. He let his possible. He ran out of his own skin. Yeah. And now he's just running without his body and it'll come back. Collect. He'll do a lap and come back into it. Yeah. Like Superman. Just run back in time. And the earth spins backwards. Maybe that's how it do it. Superman comes from the other universe. He spins the earth back. How disappointing would you be if we get all the way to the end of Infinity War two? They still haven't beaten Thanos and Superman shows up and beats up the house.

And that's it shows up like with his mustache. Yeah. That doesn't bug me. I've seen that. It wasn't that bad. I've seen that movie a couple of times now. It doesn't bug me in the fucking least. I would not even know about it. If everyone is so fucking. It was crazy. That movie was not great, but it didn't deserve as much hate as it got. Justice League?

It also makes me wonder though. The problems I have with it still stand up. What footage did they originally use with him as Superman? Because he looks weird the whole movie. Maybe they went back and added weird lip stuff to make it match. Can't even get out. They like had to fuck up his lip a little.

You can't mess with the mouth. It's like the worst thing to mess with. Oh, so I would have, you know, honestly, I wouldn't have in that first scene, if it's mainly the, is it the first scene when he comes out and who's fighting with them? The first scene's like that, a livestream thing, like that Facebook live or whatever.

Yeah. No, I'm saying the first scene, he's in, but he's in the world at the beginning. Yeah, yeah, he's in, but he's in the world at the beginning. Yeah, yeah, he's in that. He's in the world with people. They're interviewing him. Oh, right. Right.

Anyway, I would have given him a full beard because Superman's had a beard before. He had a beard in the first one, didn't he? When? When Superman flew around the earth. Superman and beard's pretty cool. And it went back in time. Did time go backwards on Mars as well? So do you think we got out of sync with Mars? So are Martians in the future now? Martians are in the future in the Superman universe.

Because we went back like an hour. It's a dumbest plot point in a real movie ever. That's really bad. Oh, there's really bad. There was someone who cut him flying backwards around the earth and then just everyone dying and exploding and like the land Cracking in half. There was a thread on red at the other day about how bad and stupid Superman 3 was Which one was that? It's Richard prior someone with Richard prior. Is that the robot one? Yeah The computer makes the robot and he makes the diamond at the end bite Yeah, I think people underestimate and forget how bad that one was. Super-Sumain 3?

Yeah. That's one way all the change goes into someone's bank account, like all the rounding ups. Yeah. Oh, I thought that was, I thought that was, office space. Or did they steal it from office space from... The rounding stuff.

They might steal it from, Super-Sumain 3, that's what it was. Like that was the first to have that scam. Super-Sumain 4 was pretty bad too, that was the nuclear, nuclear Superman. Did it throw all the nuclear weapons was the first to have that scam. Superman 4 was pretty bad too. That was the nuclear superman. Yeah. The nuclear superman. Did it throw all the nuclear weapons into the sun?

Was that it? Yeah, it was. It was like, they wanted to have Bizarro, but they just decided to like combine Bizarro with like Hulk Hogan, whatever that other villain was. Did that make the sun go back? Was in time when he throw nukes at it. Yeah, now Mars is super ahead. They're like, they're pissed off about it. Two things. I want to talk about the guy who is trying to get rid of daylight savings

time in Texas, but also earlier did you say you were talking about Matt earlier? Oh, we're okay, a couple of things. Talk about the Matt thing, talk about daylight savings time. But Superman 2 also gets a lot of credit for being a great superhero movie. That fucking movie goes off the rail in the last like 10, 15 minutes. Superman just like starts making up powers that he has. Like do you remember the throw the chest and he throws the S like a giant net. And it becomes like plastic wrap. Right.

And then he starts like making multiples of himself and everything like that. It's maybe in some comic he had that power, but that's not. He's just moving really fast. He's just moving up with those. Because the suit is a made suit. It's not like He's moving really fast. He's getting up with those. He's getting up with those. Because the suit is a made suit. It's not like part of his powers. Right, though, he pulls off the S and he throws it. Does he get it back or does he just put that in there?

I think it stays there, but he just like, it's like a layer of this. Well, in the newer ones, the suit is what they were way under their power armor. Yeah. The second one, I think was the one that was directed by the director who got... It was half directed by someone who got fired and then half directed by someone else.

And they're like, scrap most of the movie, but kept... That's like, film. But that's just sleep was that. Oh, was it? Yeah, I guess that's the thing. I guess that's the... I guess that's the one that's been eaten to go over... For, uh, what's his name? Solo, they're having a solo too.

I had a whole thing with Margot Kitter and how she was loyal to the director that got fired so Actually refused to be in the rest of it so she's hardly in Superman 2. It's all messed that movie. I don't remember much about it though. Yeah Here it is Chris. Have you never seen him throw the logo? No Oh, he comes get the logo Mush He's like a kite. Who knows? And then it's gone.

Even Lewis Lane is like, what is that? Yeah, it's not just making shit up at the end of that movie. The rest of the movie's really, really fucking good though. Really good. But, Superman 2, Superman 2 is good. Is it? With a fan zone?

In general, Zod, that's got Terence Stampin' it. You mentioned Terence Stampin' earlier. Yeah. Terence Stamp? That is Terence Stamp. He's a halo but I was talking with Matt too. And the only thing I was saying with Matt was that Infinity War 2 is coming out in May. That's like right around the corner. It's like six months away at this point.

Yeah. I didn't know it was that close. That was gonna be like next Christmas. I think if the timeline hole holds correct based on the previous movie we should be getting a trailer soon like December I think. Right. Yeah. Probably should start showed up at Christmas movies. So whatever Disney's strangle hold on Christmas is this. What plot device will bring them all back in your prediction? Okay. Here's what I think. But do predictions, count as spoilers? Because I think my predictions are pretty fucking accurate. predictions, count as spoilers, because I think my predictions are pretty fucking accurate. So my prediction is based on who's alive now.

There has to be a reason for every person to be alive. I think Tony Stark and I think Captain America are gonna be critical to whatever happens. I think it was just who I was getting paid the most. Or the Avengers that are left. Like we don't know if Hawkeye went, or if he's hanging around. They shouldn't let us know what's going on with him.

He's just at home. We know Amy, it's okay. Yes. We know Amy, maybe. Well, he's not, what do you know? We're okay. He's not okay, but he's in the quantum zone, but he didn't disappear with the Thanos thing. That thing.

Here's what I think. I think that they've layered in some things through the movies. They give you hints as about what's about to happen. And it's gonna sound, I'm gonna come up with the strangest one. I'll mention the strangest one, just because I don't wanna bring up too much of this. I'll write my theories down

and we can see later if they were right. But Rocket, Raccoon is still alive. We're just rocket. I guess it's not called Rocket, Raccoon. He's still alive and he has an obsession with body parts and technology. Like the eye and the arm. Exactly right.

And it's like this running joke, right? The gauntlet at the end of Infinity War was destroyed or something, it was like after he did the snap, it was completely melted and something like that. Indicates to me that in order to solve the problem, they need to make the gauntlet again or repair the gauntlet in some way. And I think that's why rocket is still alive.

In particular, rocket is there to replace the gauntlet. or repair the gauntlet in some way. And I think that's why rocket is still alive. In particular, rocket is there to replace the gauntlet. So they can fix the problem. I think, go ahead. That, like, you can't destroy matter, right? You can only just rearrange it, move it around. You can't get rid of anything. Can't be created or destroyed. So it dissipated all the, all the adventures

that fell apart into little bits. Ant-Man is gonna go around the quantum zone and find little nugs of all the other Avengers and he's gonna build them again, but they're all gonna be meshed together and there's just gonna be one giant dead Avenger that comes back and is like and he's gonna win the movie. It looks like the toxic Avenger from a trauma movie. All right, toxic Avenger. That's, it's been there right in front of us

the entire time, Gavin. There it is. All right, Chris, what's gonna happen? I thought, I had the same ideas you Gavin. That's, well, they're introducing, I didn't, in Captain Marvel, they're introducing the Cree. Yeah. And there is a Cree who has all the powers of the Fantastic Four. What is it? What is that guy? And I know that's why they don't need the Fantastic Super Scrolls.

That's a super scroll. So they don't need the Fantastic Four because they have scroll. That's like saving. But I don't know if they can use that. They obviously can't introduce that character because they don't own the fantastic four. But it's a captain and a fantastic four. Fox. But then they, they're now together. I mean, Marvel owns it.

They're licensed. But no, didn't they acquire them? Aren't they together now? Time Warner, yeah. In there. Oh, I think who acquired them? Am I thinking this wrong? I think you're right.

It's Wolverine in this universe. Doesn't doesn't mean the licensing agreements expire when they do that. So Disney has 20th Century Fox. You are correct. But he's in the Marvel cinema. He's in Marvel. He's not in the cinematic universe. Wolverine.

No, but it would have been wicked. Or Deadpool. If Wolverine was one of the ones who got vaporized if would his skeleton just be hanging there? Would his adamantium just be like, but will his skin left? That would look wicked. Yeah, Disney acquired them.

Disney acquired Fox. Disney owns Marvel. And Disney also on Star Wars, maybe Luke Skywalker was still. So he said that Christian? Okay, but Luke Skywalker was in the past. Chris, you're different from the scrolls, right? I got two things mixed up. The Cree were in Guardians of the Galaxy.

Yeah, right. So the scrolls, that's who I was thinking of. The... Ron and the Acues are the Cree. Ron and the Acues are the guy who originally had the purple gem, right? He was in the... He was the guy in the enemy in Guardians. The first Guardians?

Yeah, he couldn't. He put it in the hammer and he could barely handle one of the infinity stones. And then it ended up with what was the Nova Corps. And I actually thought at the end of the Easter egg at the end of the Avengers of Infinity War, when it showed the Captain Marvel symbol, I thought it was actually the Nova symbol. I thought they were bringing the character Nova in.

And no, it's Captain Marvel. I think it's said about Captain Marvel. The trailer didn't do anything for me, but the movies have all been so good lately. I'm sure it'll be fine. I'm just feeling I'm genuinely surprised that people can keep up with the intricacies of this plot. Like, it's really complicated. The great thing about when you go like, if you watched Infinity War at the Alamo, they like cut together summaries of the previous

movies. If you go like before the movie starts, you like, okay, right, that happened, this happened. This is all that's going on. It's very, and you're talking about the Novakor, the Veda, I don't remember any of that. Yeah, that was all Guardians. I mean, Guardians, the, but it doesn't matter because all of that got

10K of off camera in Infinity War. Yeah. The plot to Guardians 2, specific. Both plots for Gart, especially the first one, I could not tell you what exactly happened. I was just like, well, that's how I'm gonna make you even possible movies, but you'll still go see the next one. Yeah, I was like that was fun What who what who how well mission impossible? Someone's a mole. They think it's Ethan Every time

It's gotta be this Ethan's finally gone rogue Time it's for real. You never have mission impossible where they're like They made a genetic dinosaur. Like everyone, that would be great if they just mush those two together. And then it's like, we don't need to worry about having a plot for two different movies. Let's make it the same fucking movie. Let me read this. And I'm not sure if this episode of the RISC podcast is also brought to you by StitchFix.

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And to Chris' point, I think that that is the going to be the dropping off point for a lot of people in the Marvel cinematic universe. I think a lot of people are going to feel that big conclude like audience members. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. What's the other not? It's it's a like box office or just people's enthusiasm for it. I can't remember keep saying that Marvel fatigue is about to be about to set in, even though he just finished what, five avatars. He's only, he's only done two more. Okay.

Then if those two do well, he'll do two more. Okay. I will say this, going into Infinity War prior to that, I was always like with Marvel. I was like, they're fun. I'm not actually invested in the stories. Yeah. And then leaving Infinity War prior to that, I was always like with Marvel, I was like, they're fun, I'm not actually invested in the story. Yeah. And then leaving Infinity War, I was invested. I'm so excited about Infinity War too.

I'm so excited. They're very hard to binge as well, for some reason. Like if you want to prepare for the next Marvel movie by watching all of the other ones in order, it's rough. You hit a stinker every now and then. Yeah. And it's also, you just get tired of action. What's worse?

Iron Man 2, Iron Man 3. Three. No, two. Which one was two? Three was the- The man for it. Oh, right. I think three was worse.

At least three was like, she's in the garage with the kid. Yeah, too much of that. Yeah. There's like, there's no Iron Man 2, like 45 minutes of that movie. And then there's way too much Iron Man 2 in that movie. There's got like every suit comes out. Yeah.

And then he blows them all up and everything like that. Homecoming's good. And then they also had that huge mystery I could the Mandarin as the villain in all of the trailers. I didn't like that the first time I saw it, but I was okay with it later. But I really didn't like it. And they also set up the Mandarin in the first movie.

Yeah. But they didn't pay that off. And they've been paid off in this weird way with Ben Kingsley There's some people who really like that and also I didn't understand the fucking villain in Iron Man 3 Guy Pierce was like made of lava And he had all these people that were like made of lava They don't have the enemy made of lava. I feel like they'll flare up the Like what was the enemy in in suicide squad? I never saw it. It was

I'm really proud that I can say that. Never saw it either. Yeah. I saw it. I can't tell you. It was like a thing that could like shoot out. It'd make everything go like, it was also in Chantris, right? Oh, bloody Delavine.

Yeah. I don't like watching stuff that she's, you know, really? Don't know why. I don't know why she just rose me the wrong way. I watched some sci-fi thing with her. I think it was because of Valerian. What was that? Valerian, it was Valerian.

That movie is just toilet. The movie's just all over the place. To me, that movie's very much like Fifth Element though. No, it misses every good thing the Fifth Element did. Okay. I'm not a big fan of Fifth Element. I'm one of the few people who will be critical of that movie. I feel like Fifth Element is goofy enough to be like,

it's pretty fun. I feel like people over, I mean, I listen, Matrix was a hugely popular movie. People could talk about how great Fifth Element was. I'm like, how can you talk about Fifth Element when the Matrix is right fucking there? Do you know the one very interesting fact about Fifth Element

that you can't say about many other movies? They're Gary Olman. Gary Olman's in a lot of movies. The protagonist and the antagonist never meet. They don't have a single scene together. Wait, wait, wait. The antagonist and the protagonist never meet Bruce Willis never interacts with Gary Olman in anyway. Wow. At one point they like pass by each other like one leaves the scene in the other enters, but they don't ever Have any contact with each other. I'm asking dumb question. Do Luke and Vader ever meet in Star Wars? Yeah. What?

In the first one? Yeah. Vader's chasing Luke. No, in the whole franchise, Chris. Vader's chasing Luke in the trench. Yeah, and it does an interaction, I would say. And he also, he's like, he's a Luke. And he's a Luke.

Yeah, but it's like face to face. Like, they're acknowledging each other in the story. Right. They get close. So, what's the strong with this one. I'm not sure. They have a, even mentioned each other in fifth element. I'm not even sure they're aware of each other. It's like you're just fighting your own personal battle against this like larger backdrop. Do you read Mark Hamill's suggestion that he made for Jedi? What? After because it was so popular, the big hook Empire Shrikes back with Vader and Luke's relationship

You're talking around a spoiler. I guess I am. I was you can tell I was doing that So Mark Campbell suggested George Lucas that they make Boba Fett his mother What? Yeah, even Mark Campbell's like and he didn't take my terrible idea But I did make that suggestion. I was very, very convinced that would be a good thing to do. Because when I was a fat, that Boba Fett was his mother. Yeah. Was Boba Fett meant to be a female character?

I don't know. I mean, I guess the question was special have already come out. So no, no, no. Why does he take off his helmet? And well, but he's, I guess it could have been a voice. It's very much. He also taught me to be a pirate

and the Christmas special. They also read it as voice anyway, didn't they? That weird. I've never seen have been a voice. It's very much. He also taught me the pirate and the Christmas special. They also read it. It's voice anyway. Didn't they? That weird? I've never seen a person. You know, it's always content for decades and I just never watched it. Well, they kind of scrubbed that. They tried to use it. They, it was difficult to find and it's also in tear. It's impressively bad. Yeah, man. That's probably one of those like pre-internet things where it's just,

you can just take it away and people don't have it. It's interesting that Star Wars fatigue kicked in before Marvel fatigue. It was last j-less jad I think you walked out of that movie and I mean- No, no, I'm saying broadly. Regardless of whether you like last jad or not, I don't think you walked away being like I really can't wait to see the next one. That- this is the first Star Wars movie and I'm like I'm- I'll probably go see it. Probably. What do you want coming out of the next one? This one? No, next one. That this is the first Star Wars movie where I'm like, I'll probably go see it. Probably.

Is it one coming out of the next one? No, next one. I don't even know. Because the hot solo, like, I like solo. Solo is fun and all, but it's like last Jedi, I left that theater being like, I'm not excited about Star Wars right now.

Solo is the best prequel. And there's five prequels at this point. There's as many prequels as non prequels, depending on how you look at it. I remember hating Rogue One the most, didn't like it, but I did think it had the best Star Wars scene in any movie. What's that?

Just a Vaterbit. Oh, that was fucking great. Like to me, that's cool that anything that happens in any other movie, but I don't like the movie as a whole. That's really cool. It's like one minute of just amazing cinema. Vaderness. God, so good.

I like, I like Rogue One fine. That's that great scene with the robot where like they shoot the other robot that looks like the good one. You walks up, he goes, did you know that wasn't me? There's some good moments. It was some good moments. It was like an okay movie to me. Some good, funny moments. But I don't know. But style like so a better.

Do you like so a little better than Rogue One? I probably liked them the same. I might have liked Rogue One better. And did you like all of them better than episodes one, two, three? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See, stuff, you know, I, listen, growing up, I was not a fan I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I like 12 when that came out. And it was just one of those things where it's like,

yeah, they make these movies for kids and I'm not the kid I was when I saw the first start. Yeah, I think I was six or seven when Jedi came out. For you? Yeah. I like Solo because one of the effects in Solo was inspired by a slow-mo guys video. Oh, yeah, that was really cool. What was that? What? I did, I did like an underwater explosion video where it's like, and they used it as reference to make an effect. For Rogue One, for Solo. For Solo.

For Rogue One. It was on the train chase, right? Yeah. I haven't seen it. I haven't watched it since they told me. How do you know it was, they told you that? Yeah, they emailed me. Like, can we use this as like a part of the presentation?

I was like, hell yeah. Absolutely. Thanks for letting me know. Gelo credit in there? No. I don't think so. There's like a billion credits on these movies now. You can't get credit on a movie unless you will

like pay to work on it. I've done with the Marvel Aftercredits stuff. I'm not doing it anymore. Put my foot down. Not sitting through all that stuff. I sit through the first bit. I've just sat through enough movies that don't have a post credit sequence now. We're unlike I don't really care Movie theaters can't like that because it's just people hanging out in the theater. They want to clean up

They're like they want you to leave. Yeah, what's so different to a movie being 10 minutes longer? sure that a lot bothered by it Hmm, I don't know turn times are a big deal Means like a airplane you take like a a six hour flight somewhere that airplane lands, they want to turn it around within 30, 40 minutes if they can. It's a big deal. Well, yeah, just sitting on it. That's how Southwest makes all their money.

They can turn the plane around so fast. Turn around so fast. So fast. Why can Southwest do that? It's just the way that they board. They will get people off the plane and on the plane because they don't care in quality. Can we argue about daylight civics? Let me think about that for a second. Make sure you have a go on the plane because they don't care. Quality. Can we argue about daylight savings? Let me think about that for a second.

Make sure you have a little more. Have we gone to the whole list now? Did we cover? No, I just, he's got some about daylight savings and I can't wait. Oh no, daylight savings. There's been a bill introduced in the Texas state legislature to get rid of daylight savings time. Do it.

In Texas. That's going to make it worse. It will, it will make it worse. No, I saw. Some places don't have it. Right. But we live in Texas. I don't give a fuck about whether or not the make it worse. It will make it worse. No, I saw some places don't have it. Right, but we live in Texas. I don't give a fuck about whether or not the absorb it in Phoenix. But it's less work for you to change the clock.

No, first of all, first of all, we all recognize we don't need it. But the problem is, I'm kind of dumb. I like when it gets dark earlier. And I know most people don't like that. But that's just, that's where you live. if you live much further north, it'd be a complete effort to story. Of course, it's where I live. No, I know. But why would it be just you lived in other places? Yeah, I have. Okay. So surely it was even DACA and the night lost it even longer. I'm just saying I like when it gets dark

earlier. It's still get stuck earlier there. I like that Some place doesn't get dark and isn't that the purpose of it is to reduce energy costs Wait, what how does it reduce energy? I thought it was for farmers if people are active You aren't active in these hours in you know, then you don't need to run heating and air conditioning. It depends on the time of year But I thought it was an hour of the children. Yeah, it was farmers too. I don't have to take the hour and put it at the time of year. But I thought it was an hour. I thought it was an hour for the children. Yeah, it was farmers too. I don't have a clue. They don't take the hour and put it at the beginning of the day.

Gavin? We do. We do. It's exactly what we do. Yeah, but you don't actually have any more time. You're more daylight hours. But the daylight is still the exact same. How is it possible? You don't get more light.

How is it possible that Gavin has presented daylight saving time in such a way that I'm arguing for daylight I know I know I fucking hate daylight I hate it. I hate it. He starts talking like this fucking Lucifer thing Because you said you like it when it's dark and Leah wait to Charlie what what well you tell me what doesn't Can one state get rid of daylight savings? One state has? They already have. Which state? Arizona.

Arizona doesn't have it. Yeah, that's why I said Phoenix. Okay, I thought you just said just a city. No, no, no, no. I thought you just a city of Phoenix. I was like, that's more confusing. You know, one city. I mean, there are some places where they'll have like the time zone, this 15 minutes or

half an hour different from the one that they had that don't they? Yeah, that's brilliant. That's lunacy. Yeah. Pure lunacy. Why isn had that don't they? Yeah, that's really a that's lunacy. Yeah, pure lunacy. Why isn't that just universal time or in Texas where El Paso isn't a different time zone than the rest of the fucking state. Why does El Paso get to be in a different time zone? Is it?

It is. It's in mountain time. The rest of the fucking state is essential. The rest of the state just east of El Paso central just move the fucking line. Central just move the fucking line. Here's why the fucking line is because El Paso's doing business with all those other places that are right there like Albuquerque They're not coming over to fucking awesome. That's a nine hour drive. You build a wall. Keep those new Mexicans out Why don't we just give El Paso to new man. It's right between old Mexico and New Mexico

It's all place to be in man. It's right there. By mid-Nexico. Yeah. Old El Paso. Yep. The little Paso. I went down to the Alamo. I saw the Alamo yesterday I was there. Are we here? We've never seen it before.

Oh God, Gus, do you really want to, I've seen it before. It's also way smaller than I remember. Is this like a tiny? But you'll have to pull it. Does it every school kid in Texas have to go to the Alamo? No, I mean, that's a bit of a far trip for me in Houston. I feel like an hour and a half. I feel like every person I know who went to, like middle school in Texas, I'll take a feel. I think all of our parents took us to the fucking Alamo? No, I mean, that's a bit of a far trip for me in Houston. But I've been like an hour and a half. I feel like every person I know who went to,

like middle school in Texas, I'll take a few. I think all of our parents just took us to the fucking Alamo. Where is it? Sanstano. Okay. You never know Plaza. Why are we? All right, so this is really fucking stupid. Yeah, it's really fucking stupid. There's no reason to go to the Alamo. I want to be clear before I start this. I love my girlfriend. I love my fiancee. She's amazing. I like, I like really, I like her too much. I can attest.. She's amazing. I like her too much.

I can attest, she's very good. I like her a ton. There's two things that she really likes that are seasonal that come out this time of year. We've talked about one on the podcast, the beer. Cheer beer. Cheer beer, what's the other one? You know?

No. It is Hagen-Daz peppermint bark ice cream. Okay. Okay. I limited edition only comes out once a year. You can buy it, keep it in a freezer or what, yeah, there. That's what we've done in the past. These fucking liars at Hagen Daz, they say it's out.

They even have a little store locator where you can locate stores. I've been to fucking every fucking store in Austin trying to find this Hagen Daz ice cream. Find a Hagen Daz shop, like an ice cream shop, down in San Antonio, right next to the Alamo. We call down there, they have peppermint bark ice cream in stock. So we drove down to San Antonio and got five quarts for Ashley to stockpile for the rest of the year.

Just stockpile for a couple of weeks until you can find it here in town. That's just it. We went all the, this Gus, this is like such a big part of my life. Can I get out of this? She, we looked all last year and it never, never came out. Does the Tesla make it that far? Yes, we did have to stop at San Marcos, but when the ice cream got super-challoty while you're charging.

I get it, now you're seeing inside my brain, it brought cooler down so that it wouldn't melt. And also, we did all of our charging on the way down, not the way back up. I really gotta try this ice cream. Yeah, well you're not taking any of ours because it's fucking precious. I have to just go to the alamo.

And you can ask him. Listen, this is like, I know people have been sending me sticks of shit that's not butter, Gus, and I know you get them too. Hey, hey, you were right, wasn't that your right thing that was about your life? Like, I asked 500, I was right, sticks of shit. They sent me sticks of things that aren't butter.

Say, look, I found a single-peed butter, and it's like a stick of maple spread, or garlic spread. And they're like, aha, here it is, Bernie, it's like, that's not fucking butter, it's not butter. Speaking of sticks of shit, I learned something interesting today. That's gotta be really interesting to stick a shit, what's up?

Wombats are the only mammal that shit out cubes. Oh, challenge accepted. And they will, they'll shit out cubes and they as they're sitting them they stack them and the higher the stack the more the potentially more attractive it is to me. So you're saying somewhere a one bat has shattered tower of pimps. Yes. Oh shit. Oh shit. I think mammals that are not marsupials. There they are. Oh, they the towers falling over. Um, they have like, you know, can be mammals,

can they have a rectangular anus? No, they have a round anus. So how do they do it? They're intestines at the last second shape it as before before it comes out. Oh, we all do that. Right, except we all do round. Yeah, I shit a toe blur. Right. We all agreed on round. Fucking one bats over here. Next level, all do that. Right, except we all do round. Yeah, I shit a toad. Right. We all agreed on round fucking wall bats over here. Next level

the Cuban it. I shit pyramids. Well, that's right. That was a toad. Right. Toad. I was not pyramid. Why is that attractive? Why is that an attractive feature in a wall bat? It's a makes that sexy skill. sexy. Why is it sexy? Well, that's anything about being sexy. It says that it's attractive to me. Oh really? Yeah, that it is that stack stack of cube poop means you can get food. It's all resources. You got a big stack of cube shit. You can you're eating well. Some happens. Well lots of lots of fiber. I feel like what's the best like dude, Wombats get together like, stack shit together, so it makes it look like, and like, look, you take the shit stack on Tuesday.

I feel like the most- Yeah, I feel like the most girl coming over. Impressive shit would be like one of those pasta cranks that makes like sheets. And then you can make like shit out of shits. Like, shit in ribbons. Shit in ribbons would be the most impressive. Yeah.

Like shit, mailing it out. It's funny how it's different. Like, I stack shit all the time. I don't know when to wrap it for us. Like, it's usually the bigger the stack of shit that I make that no woman likes it. While we're on the subject though, even though we're talking about wombat cube shit,

while we're on the subject, people sending us photos of things that are butter. I'm sick of those. I'm right. Stop sending me photos of anything. The other thing that happens, Gus, and you got tagged him one recently, is people will just be listening to the podcast and just start talking to me about something that's on the podcast

they're listening to. And I'm a region example of somebody just wrote me, this is from... It's like a midstream, they're in the middle of an old podcast, you're not having this conversation. What podcast are we on right now? What is this? It's this recording. Five? Yeah. Five. Yeah. Five 19. At Surolla at Bernie.

This is from Austin Johnson. I'm watching episode 434 of the podcast. It's like two years. It's like a hundred episodes, two years ago. So Gavin, this is someone saying your conversation had two years ago. I know it happened a while ago, but I just wanted to let you know that you can buy the washing pedestal with just a dryer and it'll still work. The full washer isn't needed.

What the fuck is that? What's the matter? I don't remember that. What are we talking about the bung door? Oh, who the fuck are those? I don't know that washer that has like the normal washer and then the little drawer washer under it. I didn't, I didn't want to spend any time trying to figure out

what the fuck he was talking about. You were away. Imagine somebody like just picking up a conversation with you after two years. That was all the time. No, context, nothing. I'm listening to Pogas 313. Gavin's right, it was Brown.

I was like, oh, what are we talking about? I don't remember. It's so much context. I'm just like saving these when they come in and just read them. And Steve, we can figure out what the fuck we're talking about. We were talking about the Bung door, where you can, you can bung in more clothes. That was two years ago. And I don't know why you can't just cut your own bung door.

Because the water never comes all the way to the top of the circle. What is a bung door? Sorry. It's the whole, it's like a flap in the front of a washing machine where if you've forgotten to put something in, you can just open the flap and throw it in. They have a thing. They have a thing with it. It's called a bung door.

I didn't even know there was a thing. It's not called a bung door. I just, I didn't know what it is. I don't think that's what to Bungal. I didn't even know there was a thing. It's not cool to Bungal. I just, I didn't know what they did. I was just saying, I don't think that's what he's talking about. We asked you if you could just buy the drawer without the rest of the washing machine. You can buy the washing pedestal with just a dryer and it will still work.

The full washer's not needed. Yeah, just the little compartment, the little bottom compartment. The Bungal is on the laundry machine, though. The washing machine's on the dryer. This is like a separate pedestal that the washing machine sits on. And that's also a washing machine. It's like, dryer. This is like a separate pedestal that the washing machine sits on. And it's also a washing machine.

It's like it goes this way. Exactly. Wait, yeah, I'm pretty sure that was the same. It was in the same conversation as the bundle. It was. Two years from now, someone's gonna be referencing this stupid fucking conversation. They're gonna be letting us know what we were talking about. It's trying the other way.

You guys were talking about, we should make a game out of it. We should make a game out of it. I've always wanted to make a game where we just, like, you find that you try and guess the context of all of it. Did you place someone their own voice and then talking about something? You're like, what are you talking about here? Eric, have you heard this idea?

This is actually a really good idea. No, but I'm writing it down right now. You're a liar. We went to bloody Heymaker and I told you this idea. Oh, I do, I remember going to Heymaker. I remember this idea. We play a do. I remember going to Heymaker. I remember this idea. We play a clip from the podcast of us talking, like Chris, it would be a clip of you saying something,

and then we cut it off, and then you have to tell us what were you talking about at that point in time, with no context whatsoever. I would be terrible at this game. I can't even do it whenever I'm talking about a podcast I'm on right now. I've tested this on you. It was in LA like three years ago,

but I played you a clip where you said something like, oh, I don't eat it unless it comes out of a tube. And I was like, what are you talking about? You know, I have no idea. No, I don't remember the, the problem there. I don't know if it's a problem or not, but I've noticed too. It's like, when I don't remember that I talked about something. So I mentioned it again like a year and a half later, but I tell the exact same way. That's kind of a little bit scary to me that like my brain still works it out to where I actually say it.

What you say, emphasis. I feel like if your brain is made to certain connections, they're always there. So you tell a part of it and then it reminds you of like, oh, and then this happened. And then you end up just going the same journey through your brain. You know, that's right there Gavin is why I have trouble listening to old podcasts

that I'm on, because Gavin will say something, and then Gus will reply to him when I was thinking, oh, I would have been funny if I said this to Gavin, off that. And then 10 seconds later, I say it to Gavin. But I didn't remember seeing it. My brain is making those same connections. That used to happen with me, where I would predict,

I would be like, oh, I should have said that. And then I say it. But now, if I hear an old podcast, I just think, man, I was much funny about that. Yeah. And to turn my hear myself up like, God, that was really funny. Yeah, I was like, man, I was quite quick.

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with Count Chocula, Frank and Barry, Boo Barry. Do you have a bunch to shoot out? What about the sugar monster? The sugar monster? Well, it's a sugar monster from sugar puffs. Now, that's sugar bear. Only those three.

What? Sugar monster? The sugar monster? Sugar bear. Yeah Now that's sugar bear. Only those three sugar. What? What? The sugar most of? Sugar bear. Yeah, we're sugar bear. We have the frog for sugar smacks, what's his name? And then we got the sugar bear. Ribbis?

Still make sugar puffs. Sugar bear, what sugar bear? Sugar puffs. Sugar bear. I don't even know what sugar puffs are. That is not a real cereal. Sugar puffs. I don't know what it is.

I don't see them anyway. I think they closed the coffee. They didn't have a song. They didn't have a song? They didn't have a guys. I can't get enough of that golden crisp. Can someone get up the sugar. The last day was a big like my pit looking Boston. He was giant and yellow. Well, like gold sugar bear from sugar pops sugar pops. Sugar pops. Sugar.

Well, the comments are not sugar puffs. There was the the sugar bear had super golden crisp. So we're talking about the same thing. Let me see his picture. Then he had the cocoa monkey. Yeah, like a sweater. Oh, yeah, that's too. I don't know about the hem.

Then he had a tiny, a tiger. Tony the tiger. Golden crisp. Ah, there's a buddy sugar monster. I don't know what that is. A sugar puffs dude. I don't know how to. I'm sorry, the honey monster.

I messed it up. He's the honey monster. That's terrifying. I don't wanna eat that. Honey monster. Why was it called honey puffs? I'm getting the 90s all wrong. It's been a long time. Is that a British serial? I thought there was a soccer promotion at the bottom of it, so yeah, yeah, that was definitely English You can tell if the soccer ball has football on the honey monster

See as a super golden crisp. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how saying Even says play sugar bear adventure games on back of box. I had a kind of a Kind of a scary moment as a parent this weekend where it's not actually scary I was trying to figure out what to make Teddy for breakfast and I said I Said he's so fucking picky and I said, you know what? I got all this stuff here. Let me just make you some cinnamon toast and he says what is cinnamon toast? And I'm gonna just, you know what, I got all this stuff here. Let me just make you some cinnamon toast. And he says, what is cinnamon toast? And I'm like, cinnamon toast. And J2 goes like the cereal.

Cinnamon toast crunch. It's like that. You're gonna make that as like a cereal. And I'm like, no, no, I'm gonna make you cinnamon toast. I guess I just never have made my kid cinnamon toast in their whole life. That is scary. It is a little bit, right?

We're just kind of skipped over that. It's like a sarcasticly broken. Cinnamon toast just toast with cinnamon on it. With a little bit of butter. Butter, cinnamon and sugar. But from a stick. Butter from wood. Yes.

Could be your pack of sticks. It could be a tub. Well, a pack of sticks. Stop buying sticks. It's not the fifties. I have a tray that sits next to my range, the stovetop. Yeah. Stovetop, stovetop, stovetop.

Hobb. He sits there and it's like a little little little little little ceramic ditch. You'll be out of the fridge. I keep one stick out at all. Like it's really really. But didn't it go bad? No, how not?

So it's a myth. Yeah, you can keep it like in a like in a as long as it's in like in a dark place, you're fine. You can also be bacon raw out of the package. What? It's a cured meat product.

I don't believe that. You can eat it. I would. It's like prosciutto. You eat it, will you eat it? Have you ever eaten prosciutto? It's pretty stringy, it's hard. Have you ever had prosciutto?

That's just been bacon. Nah. It's Italian thin bacon, but yeah. Yeah, but it's not. You get uncured bacon, wouldn't you? That. Would you eat it? So if I went to HV and bought you bacon, you would just eat one

russia of bacon. I would not do that now. You can't sound so gross. It'd be a little slime all over. I would eat raw ground beef, but I'm one of the only people I know that'll do that. I would do that. A bit of tartar. Ground beef.

Okay. You ever go down one of those rabbit holes and like red it. You have to be careful. You need to be based on eating until 20. I just want to be careful. Some bacon is not actually cured. Like you can say it. You can get uncured bacon.

So there is some bacon that has like smoke flavor. Don't fucking eat that bacon. That has to be cooked. Don't eat any bacon. Unless you're cured. Don't eat any bacon. We're not suggesting anyone do anything with their lives or anything like that.

This is not advice. Don't even eat cooked bacon. We're talking about us. I want to give some advice. Stupid idiots. I want to give not advice. Don't even eat, go talk. We're talking about us. Yeah, I want to give some advice. Stupid idiots. I want to give good advice. Don't circumcise a baby. That's good advice. Don't touch baby dick.

What about the adults? Don't snip the penis. You know lots of people watching the baby. Well, I know, but they think about it. They live completely full lives. They think they do. It's really dangerous actually. people like kids bleed out from it No, no one's it people died from circumstances multiple

Yeah, great deal your blood just goes straight down to the dick and right out multiple America's every a die from circumcision Can you it's just there's no a absolutely no benefit other than I guess American 1.3% of all. It's not true. I'm not speaking in favor of circumcision, but that's not true. What's not true? The, in general, in general, women have a higher incidence

of sexually transmitted diseases because of just the environment of the vagina versus the penis. What do you say? In uncircumcized penis, it's actually lower incidence of STIs. So I'm not protection. It's not true.

Still not protection. I'm gonna look down at it. Why, that I was telling you about, that's bullshit. I don't think that's true. I think it's true. It's on the American like government's website. Every other country's website will tell you that.

1.3% of all male neonatal deaths are from circumcision's a 1.3% of all male new natal deaths are from circumcision related 1.3% I'm not speaking about her circumcision. I'm just saying what she's saying is not true. It's true. Wait, your thing isn't true. What would you say if your baby died of circumcision? You think I'm saying, you're saying there's no benefit whatsoever. There's one small benefit. That's and I'm saying what you're saying is wrong. Where are you getting the information from? For my, I was a sexual health peer advisor in college. In America.

In America, where you fucking live. I know, but it doesn't mean that my penis is American and the rest of the world knows that it's no better. American. You're penis American. I'm just a question about Britain. So I actually found the exact article Gavin's talking about and the exact study you're talking about.

Yes. The US uses this study, but the UK disputes it saying, Not just the UK. I'm not looking at the NHS website. The UK disputes it saying that the study of the US references was carried out in Uganda and they had no oversight over the study itself and they don't know whether or not that would work.

So do the study again, UK, you fucking racist, do it. You're gonna get to throw it out because it's from Uganda. Yeah, they don't know that they can start in public scientific principle. There are benefits to circumcision. Yeah, there's benefits to racism too. When it goes, when there's a problem with the penis,

like if there's an issue with it, then you circumcise to relieve that issue. Like, you find most, what's the thing where it shuts off? Fomo? No, Fimosis? No, you're right. The thing where it seals and you can't get it out and it's like too tight, you circumcise it then.

It's like an appendix. When it goes wrong, you get it out. Right, right. There's no need to get it out on birth. You're arguing pro and anti-circumcision with me. I'm telling you, I'm not arguing with a favor of circumcision. You're trying to set me up with some kind of like,

you know, circumcised like a straw man over here. Everyone, I feel like everyone here is very open-minded, except when it comes to that. Everyone just accepts it. Like, yeah, you do that. Like, why? Yeah, but like people now be like, yeah, I'll do my kid when it's born.

It's like, yeah, but there's no, there's absolutely no. I don't know. I don't know. The biggest reason is I want to match, I want my kid when it's born. It's like, can't, but there's no, there's absolutely no. I don't know. I don't know. The biggest reason is I want to match, I want my kid to match me. That was a plot point on ER. Go on. I remember that vaguely from watching it as a childhood,

that was a plot point on ER because a guy, some, one of the guys had his kid circumcised without his permission because his wife wanted it and he got upset. Oh. I don't know. Anyway, here's the deal. If I had a kid, I don't think I would do it. No, yeah.

But you wouldn't match your kid? I'd fall with thinka. Yeah, what? I don't care. Because that's to me is the biggest thing was like, oh, I can't have a penis that looks different to my kids. Hey, I think that's kind of weird. I'd be, I'd be, it's dangerous.

Is there slight risk there that something could happen? I don't want, the 1% of babies who died. I mean, that's like to be like, yeah, doomed and because I circumcised them. But also, I don't know, someone wants to do it. They could always do it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Like, if it's like a, you can always get circumcised. If you decide you can always get circumcised if you decide you want to get circumcised, if that's what, that's what, but you can't go back. Like the thing is, it's the parent who decides, so if the two parents have a kid and the kid dies because they didn't feed it, like died from malnourishment, dehydration, whatever, those parents would go to prison.

Yeah. If the parent decided to circumcise a kid and it died, it's not the same, but it's like, it's still that's for religious practice. For a lot of people. Yeah, I mean, there's a ton of religious shit that doesn't make sense. Yeah, and a lot of religious stuff that can kill you too.

Well, but are they doing, the doctor, this is the one who does it, right? How do they do it? I don't think the doctor has responsibility, though, does he? For the botched circumcision? All right. I don't know how it works. I just I just feel like it's pointless risk. There's no benefit. And as of 2007 circumcision rates in the United States have fallen to their lowest number in decades.

They're 55%. So the majority still. The still the majority. So the Selmer brothers did a really funny short. I was gonna bring them up because one of them is one of them isn't one of them is circumcised and one of them is not. And I believe the older one is circumcised. Yes, the Miriachi. Oh, they're all the side of the road. And then all of a sudden, it like stops that one. And it goes into this thing where they're interviewing their parents about why they only circumcised one of them. Wait, what? Yeah, it's fascinating. It's really it's great. It's really great. You know, I was just wondering too. I should look it up, but the Z. It's really it's great. It's really great. You know, I was wondering too I should look it up

But uh the zellers their movie damsel that was out earlier this year It should be out on like some kind of streaming your home video at this point, right? I'm sure got to be it close I think I picked up by magnolia Looking it up Pretty sure I saw that last winter in LA Yeah, I feel I wanna Must be with this here. Uh, let's see June 2018. Is that what it came out? Yeah, that's what I feel I want to say was this year. Let's see June 2018. Is that what it came out?

Yeah, that's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing to be. I do not see any way to watch it currently. Oh, you're watching out on Amazon Prime. Great. Go watch Damsel. Prime video, I'm sorry, I'm Prime Video. What do you think?

Like Amazon, you should watch it on Amazon website? You might have to pay for it as opposed to be. You do have to pay for you to be a prime member to watch it. Primes never free. What do you have set with me about? You might not be a movie you can watch for free as a prime member. You might have to pay for it. You have to pay for stuff. Why would you be on Amazon Prime then?

That's why I said Prime Video. No, the prime in the case I can watch it. No, no, you can still rent it on Prime for money. Yeah. But if I have a prime membership, don't only get all that shit for free. Maybe it's cheaper. No, no, no. Maybe cheaper than if I already had Prime?

Maybe you get a discount for having Prime. Fucking hell, I'll log in at fucking Amazon. God, fucking damn it. I don't- It's not what I think is too many of those damn Amazon thingy talky thingies, it likes this. Are there too many where? There's too many of them.

There's too many different kinds. You get the little thing or the cube or the cube is it like a fire TV thing? You can rent it for $4.99. If I have prime? Regardless of your prime status. There's one with a screen, there's a bigger one with a screen. Yeah, one's with a screen's no good.

There's like a circle screen and the big square screen. Uh huh. I think the square one is called the show I think echo show. Why is it? Echoes are sound. How do you how do you show a sound? Teleconference you can drop in to like another part of the house like what's up? Why don't they I? Hate the future. Oh, dude. You hate the future. I got something I love in the future now. I got walkie-talkie with Ashley You got a walkie-talkie in here on got Waki Taki with Ashley. You got a Waki Taki in here?

On my face. See if she applies. How's it? Oh, Ashley, this is Bernie on the podcast over. I love you. So Steve, she comes back. Well, the first one takes a second. Well, this be like,

I don't see if she can do it. I feel like this is like. What are you saying? I was just saying that I love you, and you're my favorite person ever. I love you too. Oh, see that's sweet. I get this little affirmation.

So I talk to Ashley all the time on our watch. Bring guys cream. And yeah, I know. It's actually we use it in the store more than anything else. What are you? Where are you? By the frozen food. It's convenient, but I don't know who it's weird. Is my significant other?

I don't know if I'd give anybody access to that. No, I don't, I wouldn't imagine. Yeah, you fuckers, what do you want? You all would screw with me all the time. It's weird too, because I remember whenever texting became a thing. I was like, why would someone text, didn't it easier to just call someone to have a conversation?

But then now it's weird that you call people, because like, oh, you just text them. Text them, it's so much easier to just text them. Why would I get on the phone? And now we're going back to like, oh, well, it's easier just to like, walkie talkie someone. I gotta say, I've turned the corner in so much of that stuff, just like you,

where they introduced MMS, and I'm like, what is the MMS? They much of that stuff, just like you, where when they introduce MMS, and I'm like, what is the MMS? They made a big deal about it when it came to iPhone. It's like, oh, well, you can send pictures and videos in text as well. I'm like, who the fuck's gonna do that? You send someone a photo in the middle of a text? Who does that shit?

And now it's like most of my texts that I send are just stupid fucking images of one thing or another or videos. And so also, I feel like I shouldn't admit this, but I've come around on emojis. Emojis like communicate. What about Bitmojis? Fuck you in that thing, dude.

You're gonna come around. You're gonna come around. No, no, he's not like Bitmoji. No, I'll get out of here. It's too ironic. You can totally convey whatever you want. It's way better than emojis. It's so much easier than trying to come up

with a actual response to something. If you have many things, do you have to, like the emojis I use are just like, one of these, yeah, we're one of these. Well that's for these. Was that, was the, they just white power now or something? You can't do that anymore. All right, when you do this,

it's like the hour of what point that change, but it's still an emoji. Yeah. I hope that everyone knows that whenever I do that, I don't mean white power. It's wrong with you. Why'd you make that your thing? It's like, do you remember that time we looked at his Twitter feed and it was just an absolute nightmare of bitmode you? I see it's not the case anymore. It's still maybe. What's a good Christmas gift? What's coming out? Red Dead Redemption 2.

That's a good one. You pop up for Fallout 76. I haven't yet. I'm so touched it. I see that fucking fallout boy that is a fallout boy. I was just a member of the guy. Fallaway. The band. No, the fucking mascot for fallout. Oh, oh Boy, but boy, but boy, boy, boy, boy. Thank you

Thank you. Uh, boy, these but there's just some of that massive vault boy. Have you seen it? Is that what that is? I've passed you a couple of times like what the fuck is this fucking thing? Stray Gantick. It's like six feet tall. You complaining. No, I just think it's true. you know what I learned recently? What's that? A giant bail of hay, like one that's like this big, is only $50. Yeah, it's great. It's just, it's just, it's just cowpeed. No, I know, but it's just the size of it. You could get like nine of them shipped to someone. Why?

To screw with them. You could spend $5 million to screw with someone? I'm not gonna do that. I'm saying it would be really easy to, for like a bunch of people to ship in and sell. Glitter miles of hay. No. That's evil. I'm not gonna do that. I'm saying it'd be really easy to, for like a bunch of people to chip in and set on my nails of, hey, no. That's evil. It's at that part of the book. Glitter bombs are evil.

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