Rooster Teeth Podcast - Who Poisoned the Water in Austin - #515

Episode Date: October 23, 2018

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Jon Risinger, and Burnie Burns as they discuss Austin’s water warning, early voting, allergies, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motor-mouthed outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only on Peacock. Oh, you're... Oh! You're listening to Rooster Teeth Podcast number 515. If you hear something you would like to see from this episode, visit RoosterTeeth.com. Hey, everyone. Stay one of early voting and the government has knowingly and deliberately poisoned our water. Take up. Wake the fuck up people.

That's not a coincidence. This outburst is brought to you by Casper and Ring, who is sponsoring this episode of the Lunatic Rooster Teeth podcast. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm John. I died a dysentery. And I'm Gus. You in the Oregon Trail? Is this news outside of Austin about all the water? It was trending on Twitter. It was. Hashtag Austin water. I think you're the problem. You're one of the bias. You're like, oh, I get all the wool. No, no, no, no, I wasn't like that

I wasn't like that so I get an alert at 610 in the morning that how did you get an alert? Who's that you an alert? Let me think let me think because I didn't know I got an alert because the sound engineer at our other office was like Hey, don't drink the water. Like that's how I learned about it. It was my kids school I kid school today and so I said oh 610 am I was like ah They apparently don't care about my kids the city didn't email me till 4 10 a.m. I was like, ah, my skin, they apparently don't care about my skin. The city didn't email me until 4, 10 p.m. Which is why I'm asking how you got a 6, 10 a.m. I didn't get any notification until,

like other than if it had been work, my housing complex emailed me at one in the afternoon. God, you could have drank so much. So what about you? So you got a fat cat alert at 6, 10 in the morning. Yeah, got my kid's school texting me. So I said, all right, I'm gonna go out to the grocery store and just grab 24 bottles of water.

Just go grab some bottle of water because I do not buy bottle water. I don't keep it in my house. I don't believe in it. In fact, I fought for a long time at Rucheev to not have any kind of, we don't have any bottle of water except for Toge Pochico, which I still kind of, at a hard time saying that.

Push with Toe Pochico. Yeah, that's the Cheeko. That fuck to come out of this mouth. Yeah, I did it. Toe Pochico. Anyway, Toe Pochico. But I so got to Randalls and I do it and I go to the water aisle and it was,

it was Mayhem already. And it was mostly where, I love it. I think there's all the old people who were up early in the morning. So then they all ran out. I was up there really too. I was helping a lot of people put these packs of water. You could just make your own water.

It's so weird. Yeah, Chris, Chris Cokinets sent me the email at, and I saw like at 730 this morning, I was like, oh, I'm just gonna run down the convenience store. I bought two one-liter bottles. I was like, just, just get me started for the day and then I'll like at 7.30 this morning, I was like, oh, I'm just gonna run down the convenience store. I bought two one-liter bottles. I was like, just just get me started for the day and then I'll start boiling water. It takes less time.

The majority of the, like the water I drink during the day, it's- I'm gonna put water in quotes. Well, like the actual, I don't know why I did. It's just like specific water. Like if I, I was gonna say, it's because I drink it through tea. I drink a lot of tea all day long. And so I'm already boiling almost all my water.

I was gonna boil it like two to three. Let's point to what hell's going on. I've had a lot of rain in Austin. There's been flooding not because Austin's not flooding, but it's like upriver. Upriver's flooding. So our lakes are all going up a ton. The lake level's at 144%. All the lake levels.

Everyone's all excited about the lake levels. Guys, I didn't even think about the lake levels until he said that. So the and the problem is that all this rain. I was flooding has brought a bunch of silt into the water filter system. And so, it's slow down the water purification process. So they can't purify it fast enough to meet demand. And they have to keep a minimum amount of water pressure in the system for fire hydrants and for fire suppression. And I was surprised to find that fire hydrants don't have their own

dedicated line because we already have water lines everywhere. So they basically told they let loose water that was not up to their filtration stand. Correct. So there's no as far as I know there's been no evidence of bacteria or anything bad in the water. They just can't guarantee that it's not in there because they haven't. But how fully filled? How clean is the silt? It's probably pretty dirty. It was on the ground. I mean, you're on the city of Austin. You're the mayor. You have total control. What do you do to solve this problem? You

wake up. It's four in the morning. Say, Mr. Mayor, ask an expert. We you have to make a decision. What are we doing? Truck in more water. Truck in for what? What do you mean? Put it in the pipes to give to sell to people. Who's paying for this? So you still let loose the shit. Yeah, you gotta let it loose the water. You gotta be able to put fires out. So you just gotta big budget.

I played some city. You let it run in the red for a couple of years, then it bounces back. People were happy. I say filter the water, let people drink, and tell them no fires. That would be the rule. It's the way easier not to have a fire.

If you have a fire, you're gonna take it. Yeah. Fucker. Like a hose pipe. But you talk about fires. Give you a bunch of bottle of water to the fire fighters. Seems like. Well, there's less people. Give you them Diet Coke and Mentos. It's too fire because the fire hydrants. Right. Let's try and figure the connection of why you tell people no fucker. Come on, stick with us. Hey, John, you know what caused a lot of fires? A bunch of fucking dickheads boiling water in the kitchen. That's gonna cause people to take fire. With my kettle?

Do you have an electric kettle? Yeah. Man, that's cause you're dating a British lady. I'm gonna let your kettle. I'm gonna let your kettle. I'm gonna let your kettle. I'm gonna let your kettle. I'm gonna let your kettle.

I'm gonna let your kettle. I'm gonna let your kettle. I'm gonna let your kettle. I'm gonna let your kettle. I'm gonna let your kettle. I'm gonna let your kettle. I'm gonna let your kettle. I boil dead multiple times. it. I boil it. I boil it multiple times.

Electrical. Yeah. So it stops every time and then you re-boil it. Yeah. But it's that rolling boil, John? That's like a rolling sped up boil. Gav, it's cool thing about the water is that if it goes off and then I hit it again, the boil doesn't go away immediately.

It's still hot. Why is it a three minute rolling boil then, John? Why isn't it two, one minute plus another minute rolling boil? Like, you make you sick. What is it that hard for you to get to three? Did you really struggle on that? Shit. We made it discovery. So as soon as you're doing a boil on a rolling boil,

that's like really, you can only boil on it. Hardly boiling. That's it. It's not a little way to continue it. Boiling is a hundred degrees, right? But when it's like a 1 to 12, what? 2nd to 12. God.

But you know when something boils, it goes up to it's boiling temperature and stays perfectly of that temperature until it's gone. It doesn't like go higher than that and it's not like more boiling. It's just like you don't get like a really frothy, hardy boil. Could it man?

I mean, frothy boil. Is it rolling? No, it's not, not a rolling. You can't get higher than a hundred degree water, too. Two, twelve. You could have put something else in it, right? Or if there was nothing else in it. If there's nothing else. If it was like, still the point of waters,

there's no impurities than it doesn't boil. But you can't take something that has a specific boiling point and then make that thing as a liquid, a higher temperature than... It can't be a hot liquid than its boiling bright. So you can also do every three states at once in the triple point, Kanye, like where it's like a solid, liquid and a gas

at once. What does that? I think you have to fuck with pressure to get that. Pressure is involved with every boy. I mean, what are boils sooner, higher up, don't it? Yes. It does. Pick it on space.

Hey, you want to start a band called frothy boil? You're gonna hire up, don't it? Yes. It does. Pick it on space. Hey, you want to start a band called Frothy Boyle? Frothy Boyle. I mean, I, I mean, I discovered today. So as a result of this shitty water, lots of restaurants are closed, can't get like Starbucks coffee, can't get anything like that because everything required water. I went and got coffee after I got the bottle of water, didn't even think about it. That's a way out.

I said to the people with the holdings, you come to sc scuff and go, she just hear about the boiling water situation, you got a boil water, and the lady behind the counter goes, you mean in Lano? I go, no, now in the city of Austin, you have to boil water as well. She says, oh, well, okay, thanks. And I walked out, I'm like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. So you can't get a lot of restaurants to close the result of it. There's always been this rumor. Chipotle, Gus. There's always been a rumor that homes slice brings their water in from result of it. There's always been this rumor. Chipotle, Gus. There's always been a rumor that homeslice brings their water in from out of town. That's interesting.

All I know, you all cool off of the dirt. So if they can't use Austin water, homeslice could not make pizza today. Homeslice was open making pizza today. Because they have New York water. They have water from somewhere else. Oh, they were just boiling water. So what are you proving?

That or they made the dough yesterday. Let's see if they're open tomorrow. Okay. You guys are. But no other restaurant was open and serving food. No other restaurant went to which which today? I tried to go to Chipotle. Couldn't go.

Try to get it in and out. Couldn't go. They washed the less meal prep guys. Yes. Yay. I have all my food made. I have. But no water apparently. Do you have your teas pre-made?

Huh? Do you have your teas that you drink all day? No, but I actually do have pre-made water. What you want about it? I try to drink a lot of water, but I like to have a little bit of flavor in my water, but I don't want to put sugar because I can defeat the purpose. So I have jugs of water in my fridge that have like fruit in them or cucumbers in them to soak. So

the flavoring can have port lounge. And, and so yeah, I have like giant jugs in my fridge that this morning I poured myself some water because I had water from do you have in any of those jugs cucumbers? Yes. Gross. Gross. So gross. It's so gross. What's what you mean the cucumber? What the covers of disgusting? It's awful. If I am on a hotel, I'm like, oh, they got the water and I see the cucumbers. I'm like, what's the flavor? It trusts me. It's not over like some of the only people who can actually taste what cucumber tastes like and will tell you it's fucking Disgusting. I have berry water as well. So if you want to come over and berry water, you get the berry water.

Do you have a kettle? I'm a good question. Who is this? That guy, you know, he was asking if waffle house was open. Thanks, Chat. We should have found that out. Why don't we care? Why just no one ever killed? So America, you may use his waffle house.

Someone's telling me we couldn't do pancakes today. Got like four conversations going on. Somebody was open today, but couldn't do pancakes. Waterburger, waterburger couldn't do pancakes today. Did you do a survey of something we just driving around? I was in the office. I also what I predicted something that would make me mad and I went back on the office of subreddit to be mad about it and that was I knew there was going to be one thousand fucking photos of different grocery stores and their empty

shelves and or sure not or todayday, at all it was. Trucks with the beds filled with bottles of water. It was a dude last year, there was a weird thing in Austin where we had a gas shortage. That wasn't actually a gas shortage, but it was after Hurricane Harvey. Oh, that's right. We know Houston didn't have a fucking gas shortage.

We had a normal level of gas. Right. But everyone thought there was gonna be a shortage. All of a sudden, we created a shortage. Right. Like, and there was a famous photo of a All of a sudden, created a shortage. Right. And there was a famous photo of a dude filling a rubber-made trash can in the back of his pickup.

We just gave up. And then you couldn't ration, you couldn't have a rational discussion with these people. You'd say, there is no gas shortage. And they'd say, well, why can't I buy gas anymore? It's like, because everyone's buying it right now. And then they'd say, well, then there's a shortage. Like, there's not a fucking shortage.

We have the same amount. We always do. Just you're not, everyone's not filling up their fucking gas tank right now and then they'd say well then there's a shortage like there's not a fucking shortage we have the same amount we always do just you're not everyone's not filling up their fucking gas tank right now yeah or normally we shouldn't we shouldn't ever create panic in that way we shouldn't like the nowhere is equipped for that you know like someone's could start a rumor and kill people with it nothing is built for a hundred percent usage nothing Nothing, not even close. Oh, let's go, I'll be something, hold on. What do you think is? Ooh. What do you think is built for a 100%

in the city that everyone can use on at once? Telephone network assumes probably 10% of the people that can be using it, or using it maximum at any point in time. That way when you go to South by Southwest, you go to ACL or something like that. The network's down, it's not down, it's just overrun because there's too many people trying to use it. Rain guys.

What's you getting this much rain? No, no. Everyone can hear you. If it was raining in Austin, every rain gutter can work. He'd run at 100%. If it was raining everywhere in Austin, every rain gutter could work.

But then that might be a smart of that. You'll rain gutter. That's good. That's good.'t be smarter than that. You'll have a rain gutter. That's good. That's good. I tried. I tried. I didn't know what a Gavin was in his early days. I had a good idea.

I was wondering, you know, one of your early thoughts that comes in your head is like, all right, well, that's my backup. Yeah. I guess I'm using that one. You got promoted. Yeah. What would happen if everybody like used their gas stoves at the same time? Probably probably a pressure would go down.

Dip on pressure, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, probably the pressure would go down. Dip on pressure, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Probably the pressure we got. But like bathrooms in stadium, I mean, not even close. Not even close. Not even close. And there's probably like, like, let's say like Dodger stadiums like 1% at the time of the stadium.

Dodger stadium, there you go. That's right. Correct. Congrats, man. Dodgers going to the world series. I didn't know that. You didn't know that? No, they beat the, uh, I didn't even know the world series was happening right now.

It's a lot of sports in your life today. The basketball reference, I mean, during the, uh, improv club. Yeah. I know sports. I'm a sports boy. Let me, let me be a sports boy. There's your question. Further to my conspiracy here, that's a part like you. That is not a. How is boiling? Oh, Gavin, here, have a beer. I look, they got us this cheer beer that I love so much.

This is Ashley's favorite beer in the world. She would let me talk about it in the podcast. Wouldn't let me talk about it in the podcast because she was busy hoarding it. This is something she actually does hoard. We hoard two things in my house. Follow water and cheer beer. No, shine your cheer beer.

And the other thing you would hoard is Hagen Daz makes a peppermint bark ice cream. And only comes out of Christmas. And if I swear to Christ, as soon, that's good. No, this is good beer. Gust you got one? Beer on. Beer is not good. Have you tried this before?

Oh, what? No. Beer is the one thing is an adult that I've not been able to get used to. Oh, there's like a... It's like cucumber beer. A little bit of peach. A little bit of peach. A little bit of peach. You think cucumber.

Oh, peach. What else do you, y'all do? Highest boiling water, get rid of silk. What's the boiling point of silk? It gets rid of the bacteria, the parasites, the potentially living it. So, you drink in the silk still. But the silk is getting filtered out,

but the other filtration that's not working. Well, also, you don't get a cup of silk when you turn your tap on, do you? I don't know. Apparently today you did early voting a little net in the top. I'm trying to keep it busy. Why? Why? What's all the things? It's you trying to keep you busy trying to find water. We're going to find a water. I mean, you can't do it. I mean, I'm going to tweet this morning that Ted Cruz drank all my water. And some people got really mad asking how the senator could Ted Cruz drank all my water and so people got really mad

Asking how the senator could have possibly drank all my water that it was silt that was causing the problems with Austin's water I was like dude, it's a joke. I don't think that Ted Cruz came and drank all the water in the city of Austin. I don't like Twitter So what you annoyed by that what's going on? It's a drama for this what's going on? I'm supposed to oh you're gonna wreck it. What's going on? What's the poster? Oh, you're gonna wreck it. He's gonna follow the artist. And badly.

Worst unveiling ever! It's tension. You know, I have it on my anymore. It's a cape. Why are we showing that? We're selling it. Yeah, Josh, you weren't in that department. You tell us.

A lot less than I used to. It's a limited edition. If you're watching this live and you're a first member, you can buy it now. Do you want to tell us what it's called, Eric? It is called Salem's Gaze. No, you gotta say it like that. Oh, sorry, one more time. Salem's Gaze. Okay. If you just end with that Z, it's a very different poster. Oh, G. I want to talk a little bit about voting today. Yeah, I voted. Yeah, but it took me an hour.

First, you have Ellie here. Oh, so first, first, I want to point out what a lot of we've been talking about registering to vote, registering to vote, registering to vote up until now. But one thing we want people to realize if they never voted before in the US, if you're not from the US, I'm sorry, this might not pertain to you. In the US, they have election day, which is just here, I don't even know what it is. November 6th, yeah. Yeah.

And so a lot of people think they have to go in November 6th to vote. That is not the case. Not in most states. I don't know how the list, but I'm sure you can find in your area. Most states have early voting, and that is essentially what you hear as election day.

That is the day they report the results. That's essentially the deadline for you to vote. So actually, we voted in Ted. Well, most people, I tried to vote today. I'll get into that in a second, but we voted today. First day of early voting in Austin. And then they poison the water. The government poised the water. Keep us from voting. Ted, pulling the water. At least there's no fluoride. It's just silt. I guess so. You say that Miba. It's in your brain. It goes to your brain. Have you already heard about this? Thanks. Go on your brain.

The guy just died at the, went to the surf park up in Waco. Really? It's an amoeba that lives in central Texas and lives in lake water. And when you jump in the water, it goes up your nose and it goes basically to the center of your brain, like right at your brain. Then and then just start to eat and kills you. And there's nothing they can do about it. How big is this amoeba?

That's a big, you know, that big. What do you mean how big is this amoeba? Why is it like the slug going up, you know? No, it's not. No, it's the amoeba. It's like the tiny amoeba size. You have no idea, it's your world. How does that eat that much brain?

If water gets a gross. It's hunger, it's gross. But how much can it eat? Or is it eating and shitting and your brain? I don't think that's easy a lot to affect you negatively? It's hungry enough to eat one brain So don't don't squirt need tap water up your nose today Oh, yeah, if you're gonna nettie pot you have to use distilled water. You do and not leave your nettie pot

You have to use distilled water also apparently this amoeba goes up people's nose all the fucking time Just some people it eats their brain. So it's completely fucking random. Like some of the, I mean, those are zombies. Some of them are. That's so hard. I thought there was like a specific like trait or something. Yeah, it's Italians. Hey, Ellie, what's going on?

Hi. How are you doing? I'm good, thank you. Yeah, very good. So Ellie has been very active in the campaigning part of the voting process here in America, even though you can't vote. Yes, I can't vote.

So I went to my local pop-up shop for, can I say who, is that a right? I don't care, that's your name. Yeah, for Beto O'Rourke, who's trying to get onto the Senate here in Texas. So I went to the pop-up shop and asked what I could do, and I've been block walking, knocking on people's doors, and it's terrifying.

Is it? Yeah, it's pretty scary. Did you get a negative reaction because you're not from this country? I got a few people being like, why do you even care? Yeah. And I was like, because I can't vote, that's why I care. So what can I do?

Can I still live here? Yeah, right. I've lived it before, yeah. People who might get upset about hearing about Beto in particular. I thought about putting on an accent. I'm not from this country. She can come to do kind of thing.

I tweeted yesterday that people should vote, and I'm sad I can't. Everyone's like, why do you care? You're an idiot. Right, is that a live hit? This is where I live, so I thought I'd try and do something about it. Why are you saying you're an idiot?

And then a bunch of people are like, I'm vote for Trump. Well, I was like, I mean, that's fine, but it's fine. It's not a vote. It's gonna reflect the nation, right? That's also weird rationale because we care about the voting of other countries. Like we make it our business. We've been literally nothing for decades. That's insane. That's not even a joke. But it wasn't about trying

to change anyone's mind at this point. You know, it's not about like knocking on someone's door and being like, this is why you should vote. What I'm gonna vote, it was about trying to change anyone's mind at this point. You know, it's not about like knocking on someone's door and being like, this is why you should vote. What I'm gonna vote, it was about going to people who've already registered to vote and have already said that they're gonna support Beto and just making sure that they know how to vote, when to vote, and kind of building a voting plan with people so that like if they turn up somewhere

and there's an hour long way, you can be like, hey, it's cool, you can do it tomorrow. Right. And there's the whole thing is like, get out the vote. That it's like, make sure that people who have registered and who can vote will go and vote. Because a lot of people, they'll think that it's only November 6th,

and they'll get there and be like, nah, I'm tired. I got a lot of responses saying, it's my right to not vote. And which is, I guess, I was just trying to write that down though. But it's also your right to take a broom handle and shove it right up your arm. It's a great idea. You should probably vote. I mean, what's the right if you have the right to vote? What do you have against

broom handles? It just seems like you could not do that. The broom handles is placed in a broom handles. There's a time and a place for broom handles. Do you guys think you're more invested too because you can't vote in the UK? I mean, I always vote in the UK when I could. It was very important to me. Y'all are allowed to vote. Y'all have a vote. Come on, Arki. You can vote. Yeah, we vote the Queen in every year. Yeah, every year she can't vote. I'm overwhelmed in positive vote. Yeah, everyone votes except for James Buckley. I thought the Queen... You vote for a favorite corgi. Everyone knows that.

I think they got like one letter. I think they're all god. Here's how you're standing of British government. It's God, right? And then God selects the queen of the king or the queen. And then the queen chooses parliament, right? She's like, she's selecting a god vault. She'll make you a government. She's so sure to get this part of that tower. I mean, she chooses probably by just agreeing

with what the people have chosen parliament. Can she nix, can she say no way? Technically, yes, really. Would you? Probably. I was just saying that I did, you know? You might have just been nationwide elected. Like what, you meet the elected prime minister

and you're like, no. It was so, you got to be like, you got to be like, a little more stupid. You got to keep people on their toes. Just do it once, you're like, no. It was so heavy like. You got to keep people on their toes. Just do it once, you're like, you never know. No, but there was that time when they voted for Fox hunting to ban Fox hunting and she was upset about that. So she left the country so that she didn't have to swear

that in as a law. That's so English. She left Charles to do it. What English did he swear it in? Yeah. Avoidance. He's like, he's turning like, one is upset and one is leaving. Really?

Well, she had a note from God saying she didn't have to be there. Like the queen to be passive aggressive, I kind of like it. That's what my mom would have done. She's got a proud. She's got to do the other room. That's another thing that the queen doesn't pull her off anymore. With this whole divine, you know, choosing, she should pull that like that she talked to God directly and was

been able to get whatever she wants out of that, right? It's sweet. Right. She's sweet old grandma, but she could pull this kind of shit. And she wanted to. Yeah, you know what I was thinking about, though, I was thinking about this legitimately. Queen Elizabeth at this point has a shot at being the oldest living World War II veteran, right?

She's the longest-raining British monarch of all time. That's a good one. He's just saying that because a lot of World War Two veterans are dying out when the numbers dwindling. That's the majority of your male as well. So you live shorter? Yeah, so she's on track.

How old is she? 205. 205? She's like that shark they found in ice. That's in the 90s. That's in the metric. She's in her 90s. And she drove a Jeep in the army, right?

Yeah, for the for the UK She was actually spoiled by Queen of England Teresa may wanted to overturn the fox hunting van She that sounds like something to it failed I guess I was like we're surviving with that What if the Queen became the oldest person? That'd be cool. That'd be wicked What if the Queen became the oldest person? That would be cool.

That would be wicked. In the world. In the world, ever. Isn't the oldest American alive lives in Austin, right? Richard Overton. Richard made me think of it, actually. How old is he? 106.

He 800-6, he was only over 2. He was old when he was in World War II. He was an older vet. He's like 30s. Yeah. They had the renamed the street that he lives on, Richard Overton Street. It's pretty cool.

Really? It makes it easier to find them though. Right. Look. There he is. Get it on. He's not always on the street. Does anyone live on their own street?

He does. Like would you live on Ali Main Street? Does he live on the street? If they named it after me. Oh, it'd be a Main Street too. It would be E Main Street. That's amazing. That's amazing.

The E Main Street. So does he. The E-Main Street. Does he live on his own street? What if he lives away? Yeah, right? See, he does. The name is a street that he lives on. He lives on opposite way. He lives on a random street. There is a region of the street.

I don't know. Google Maps has an up-you-down. Google Maps still has the old name on it. What the hell? What is Google Maps now? Nothing. What does Google Maps now up everything in most every jacket? Do you have a kettle? Yes, of course I have a kettle, Gabby. Why doesn't people here have a kettle?

Why doesn't people here have a kettle? Why doesn't people here have a kettle? Why doesn't people know cats? Why doesn't people know cats? I know, I felt quite superior to them. I've got a kettle, but I keep seeing it. Where does the queen go to Pout? Like, what country did she pick?

Where did she go to? Like when she left the country? I think she went to France. That's a good place. It's not that far. She just hopped on the train. Just sit there looking across the channel. Oh, maybe she went up to the battle mall.

I don't know. Bro, just go back. You done? Are you done yet? She went to France to hunt foxes. How have I made my point? If I was the queen, I would have taken the fucking channel across.

I would have gone right to the coast of Normandy. I would have grabbed a fox, looked at England and said, said, said, said, said, said, said, said, that's the story. Wow. Do you think the fucking message to people? Do you think you could swim the English channel? Yes.

Oh, easy, easy, easy. Easy, easy, and die. You take you like, what if you had to fight a shark halfway through? Swimming, you can swim anything. It's like 25 miles or something. But if you like, 25 miles. You just do 25 miles or so. But if you lost 25 miles. He just do the dead man's float.

If you get tired, and then just keep going. How long are he slowly floating? How long would you need to from now to when you swim the channel? He's like 25 miles. It's like 20 or something miles. Yeah. But also like the currents could like I think the longest ever. Yeah, he'd get pulled out.

The guys have to swim like He's one like current out of the miles 21 miles 20 miles 21 miles What's the farthest you think you've ever swam that's like some of a marathon swam Swam is there something the why That's my Other side of the channels where you have to vote it's a boiled Did this voting thing to say yes my answer is unequivocably. I can't believe it.

No, you can't, you can't. If I said swim the channel, January 1st, 2022, do you think you could do it? You think that's enough? How long do we first cold? How long? How long? When is it not cold? All right, swim in the summer.

All right, August 30th. August 30th, and then what are you asking me? Sure. Can you do it on 2022? How long would it take you to swim in? 21 miles. Hour and a half? Okay.

Ah. Ah. Ah. You couldn't run 21 miles. I can't get that easy. Oh, you four and a half tugboat? Can you use a boat? No.

You just swim laps in the boat while it goes. Yeah, you have to swim in the boat. But a bad thing with the boat. The boat's going to have a lap like pool and if for you to do swimming, okay? I would have if he'd have bet me, I would have gotten a boat with a bathtub. It's just you and up in a boat,

in a pool, just start be paddling the entire way. Well, the boat's floating. I think we should make it a bet. It's just what's on your side. Black and red bid on chat says extra life cool. How about this? What's your bet? No, I listen, I want to say one thing

is extra life's coming up. I gave a mandate to everybody, which I know they're going to fucking ignore, but I want to let people know I said it, that we're not allowed to do any stretch goals for extra life, they can't be fulfilled on the livestream. So that there's just a bunch of stuff that like backlogs or whatever, what's up? Well, I have some stuff that can't be fulfilled on the live stream. So that there's just a bunch of stuff that like back logs or whatever, what's up?

Well, I have some stuff that can't be done on the live stream. Pretty simple, like whenever we do a 50-10 Marri-Pi, but we just knock it out like a week old month later. Okay, I think of you though. I think that's on you. I think if you do it before the end of the year, you're in good shape. Nobody's making you do that stretch goal.

Everyone has the responsibility to come with a stretch goal that can be done during the live stream, not this extra stuff later. Because I think over time, what happens is people see the stretch goals as being the actual goals for things? Like they say, oh, we paid for this. No, this is like a bonus thing. We were raising money for a charity.

This is an extra thing we're gonna do and we're gonna do it at some point. But you're like, no, no, no, we all paid money for this one thing. That's not what a stretch goal is. A stretch goal is like a bonus for hitting a tear for what you're actually raising money for. Yeah, it's important to not say stuff for that doing it.

I totally fucking agree with that. I totally fucking, as you can tell, we've been debating this a lot in turn. Speaking of it. I saw the proofs for the calendar today. Did you? They're sitting in the design office right now. They're a lot in the industry. Under lock and B.

Yeah, game time by Ellie's out. Yeah, good timing. Ellie, thank you for joining us. They're a lot more. Under lockin' by. Yeah, game time by Ellie's out. Yeah, good timing. Ellie, thank you for joining us. Thank you so much. And thank you for, uh, vote and if you can't, there's always something you can do. So look it up and-

That's a great, you can buy a cattle. She's a living example of that. Doing her civic duty, even though she's not- Did you get recognized? No, that's the- No.

But this one guy did tell me that like, I should leave immediately and like get back on a plane to England Oh, I was wondering you do explain that that's not what Yeah, one person was like well one person shut the door. I want to try to call the police One person shut the door and then and then was telling me that they were calling like the cool in the cops and that they were gonna Cool eyes to make me go home really and then one person told me that better campaign is supported by child murder And they read that off Facebook. Oh really? And I was like, good day.

Is that going? Is that that? Very good, though. Oh, wow. I should leave now. But yes, if you can't vote, there's always something you can do. Thanks, bye.

And if you doubt they will poison the water where you live. Yes, that's what they've done to us in Austin. Make the frogs turn gay. I don't understand that one. Oh, how is Alex Jones today with the water? Who cares? I don't want to talk about Alex Jones. was Alex Jones today with the water. Who cares? I don't want to talk about Alex Jones. Yeah.

Hey, everyone, this episode of the Rishie Podcast is brought to you by Casper. He's the first to sleep brand that continues to revolutionize its line of products to create an exceptionally comfortable sleep experience one night at a time. Get $50 off select mattresses by visiting Casper.com slash RT and using promo code RT at checkout. Casper's mattresses are designed by humans for humans. The original Casper mattress combines multiple supportive memory foams for a quality sleep surface with just the right sink and just the right bounce.

Casper's readable design helps you sleep cool and regulate your body temperature through the night. Buying Casper is easy. You order online, it's delivered to your door in a compact box and you have free shipping and free returns in the US and Canada. I love my Casper mattress. It's awesome to sleep on, super comfortable.

It's got good sink. It feels great. I wake up feeling amazing. Considering we spend one-third of our life on a mattress, it's so important to truly sleep on a mattress for committing. So our Casper gives you 100 nights to try it out. Get $50 towards select mattresses by visiting Casper.com slash RT using promo code RT at checkout.

Terms and conditions apply that's $50.00 TORTAZELEGMATRICES BYE VIZININCASPER.COM SELES-RT using promo code RT at checkout Thank you, Cásper, for sponsoring this episode of the receipt podcast.

A long time, sponsor of the receipt podcast. Oye, este fin de boya al pueblo y guilleme a preguntar si venías te apuntas? ¿Qué dices? Pero si te pueblos de legísimos? Nada. Mira que fácil.

Primero 7 paradas de metro hasta tochad, y ahí trena a Badajo, luego un taxi. No te lee es, este verano viaja de puerta a puerta y sin complicaciones con Bláblacá. Siempre encontrarás uno cerca, incluso a última hora, de reserva tu próximo viaje, ya. Bláblacá, bláblacá. O-o-g sponsor. Next, get new mattress, right? Do it.

How often he's supposed to get new mattress? I think once every eight years, eight years. I don't know, I'm good still in. Eric, we need to find out to be some information. How often do I buy a new mattress? And what is the boiling point of silt? Um, so I voted on it. I actually ran into a lot of Ristreet employees to place someone to go vote. Oh, yeah. Like people who are there also voting. What would they do? They're just in Pokemon. Yes, they were catching Pokemon. They're all voting to it. They should put out a vote Pokemon that you can only catch if you go and vote. That'll be wicked. Yeah.

Like an unknown. That's a vote. Come on. Votes. But it took about an hour. I think it was the longest line I'd ever seen for early voting. And I think I read that they were on track by 2 p.m. They were on track in Travis County to match the 2016 presidential election, which was record breaking in itself. And this is a typically considered off cycle, it's not a presidential election,

but it's still, there's a lot on the ballot in Travis County right now anyway. Like I know, the big proposition. Everyone's focused on Senator, obviously, that's like making nationwide news, but also my congressman's up. A bunch of local elections for local government, our mayor, city council, then a bunch,

there's like seven propositions or something like that for the city. Whether or not to revoke the nuclear treaty in Europe, oh wait, we don't get to vote on that. No, it just happens on a tone. Jesus Christ. Oh, you're so... How do you wake up in the morning, go?

Yeah, more nooks. I'll do that. I don't. I don't do, go? Yeah, more nooks. I'll do that. I don't. I don't do that. I'll put more nooks. I don't do that. You guys put more nooks over there, we'll put more nooks over here. Just a woe.

I vote on anything as a planet. Yep. No, the toy ring goes. Non-binding resolutions. Yes, we all collectively vote on doing jack shit about climate change. That's the only thing that we vote on. Like at some point, the planet is going to be, I mean, this already like, all the lead is coming together, but the people of the planet should figure out a way to vote on. Like at some point the planet is gonna be, I mean, it's already like, all the leaders coming together,

but the people of the planet should figure out the way to vote on stuff as a planet. Where, where are we gonna do that? The ocean. No. It's the only place I can hold all the people. All right. That's just the lot going on that you have absolutely no

control over and it's scary stuff. It's very scary. So it took you an hour? It took about an hour to get through the line. I was overestimated. Peter Hays just sent me something It's very scary. So took you an hour. I took about an hour to get through the line. I was overestimated Beacuse Peter has just sent me something with my face in a boat. Who knows what that is But you're swimming the channel. Oh

Like a boat um Bernie McBode and you swim the record is seven hours six hours and 55 minutes. That's the fastest ever But you can swim for seven hours It's impossible anybody who has swam the channel has at least swam for that longer or longer. They've been watching it. They've been watching it. You have to wear, this rules as well. You have to wear a cough sleeve wet suit and use goose fat to lube yourself up to get warm in that.

Is that a rule? Well, you can only use goose fat. The two-way rule is 16 hours, 10 minutes. Who's counting that somebody went there and back. Yep. Took a return trip. Philip rush from New Zealand. Philip rush. He's also did it. He did it. Three. He went there back and then back again. It took 28 hours and 21 minutes.

He's just showing off at that point. And I think you have to be fed from a stick. Is it like a hamburger at the end of a stick? I think your like, it's pretty fun. It's like when you said you're on the verge of dying, and you see like a sandwich. I'm just keep going, man. I'm telling you, it's easy. So you overestimate it. That would just be Bernie floating on his back, being fed by a stick.

For seven hours, sign me up. Yeah, that's great. I don't think you can just go and do it, because it's like a really busy shipping lane. So you have to do it officially, and they'll like, mate, help you do it. And there's a boat alongside you. You simulate it.

That's you. Well, like a swimming treadmill. Yeah, they're like, just swim it somewhere else. Same thing. Same distance. No, but I'm out. What would that be? In a swimming pool, how many lengths

back and forth would that be? I'm 20. 100 meters each way. So can you do that? Look at me. You can do the math on that. How many? Well, you could just do the math on that. You can go with the computer. How many? Well, you could just do the math.

And the pool would be a kilometer. So, 21 miles, let's say 34,000 meters. It's 34,000 meters. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, 34 laps in a pool. Oh. You're a fool.

Do we get to eat goose fat while I eat? Because I don't eat the goose fat. Oh, you don't eat. What the police do? You're all over yourself. Why do you need to loom up? You're in the water. Are you feeding him?

No, it's cold. It's insulation. Is it eating? What are we looking at? Yeah, they're talking to the food and drink. They're talking to the food. It's like going to sea world. It looks fun.

And it looks fun. Dude, how boring would it be to be the person in the robot? If I went, if the person in the little orange robot there who's paddling along with the swimmer, I wouldn't even take a robot across the channel. That alone I would brag to my friend. You would have a motorized. I robot across the fucking ecosystem.

It's like, well, weren't you the guy who swam? It's like, yeah, fuck that guy. I fucking robot it the whole way. It's just like, why is one a human achievement in the other just fucking stupid? What about one of those? You're paying ones. Hahaha.

Those ones are terrible. So you said you went to vote and you overestimated what? I'm going to retract my statement. I will not swim the English channel. Oh, you could do it. Give me three years. You could do it. But I'm doing the goose fat thing.

That sounds fun. Don't eat that. Okay. So, and August 30th, 2022, we get to smother you with Goose. Yeah, I'm on board. I'd like to sign up for participating in this challenge. Can you know that I got a party's ago, only two kinds of people get smothered and go to spend me, and also the Oliver and I was just swallowing the seal.

I'll be in the same category without doing all the fucking work. Can we make things to all return here on that date for the goose fat challenge? Eric, set a reminder. Wait, I want food on a stick, Eric. Food on a stick after we lose you. Someone get one of the smallies on a stick and feed it to him. No, I mean, for the day, I don't need to prep or train for this. I just want food on the stick.

What are you going to wear underneath all the goose fat? Are you gonna wear the little... What do you mean, you just made me just made goose fat? That's... As... Where the dancer's felt. I thought you hate being covered in slime and goo, like from MDB all the time.

But yeah, but I like being an athlete, so... We have to make compromises, somehow. It's just you stand there being covered in goose fat, and while we're doing it, you say it, I'm an athlete. That's right. I'm an athlete. How'd you being covered in goose fat and while we're doing it you say I'm an athlete I'm an athlete. How do you get that much goose fat? Like how many geese worth is gonna be on your body? Five how many geese does it take to cover you? Oh, that's a good question. Maybe one good how much how much I'm much fat How much usable fat like square foot? Well, I mean you might eat some

Like square foot. Okay. Well, I mean, you might eat some. It would be... Who I mean, like, when you use a goose, you get all the fat. Like, off you. You use the goose. Let it just make,

do they just kill a goose that fat further me away? I was like, the you phrase doesn't use a goose. I've used a goose today. What are you used to chicken for? That you say. You don't say use, that's not the verb. Some of it is used to, yeah, but you don't use the whole fucking bird

Hey, Sima 143 grams of goose 18.1 grams of fat you somehow always give information that doesn't ever answer my I have to extract a start So how many legs the pool was but is that that just how much fat I gave you the thing? And then he said he was seven ounces of goose. What did you say? 143 grams?

I'm working off of nutrition. Yeah, I was gonna say that sounds like fat. 143 grams of goose has 18 grams of fat. That's like seven, that's like seven ounces about. Somewhere in there. That's over 10% of the goose is fat. You get like, let's call it mounts. Out of every, how much is it?

Over 10% how much is it? That's not bad. That's pretty late. That's about 12.5% fat. So let's say you have a, I don't buy extra goose fat. We'll figure out how to use for it. Just bring enough to loop me up.

It's a 50 pound goose, you get 6.25 pounds. There you go. That's probably enough for a bet. That's probably enough. Just like get a good. Should I cover a delay or start fattening that bitch up? I wouldn't know where to stop. Like could I get a goose by the end of the day? Probably not.

He in Texas. Do you live or dead? What is to be alive? Right? Well, dead one. You just go to the butcher. Right. I can get you a dead goose.

There's there's farms around. You go get one. Wait, there's actually a good life. Just go to the butcher's shop early. There's some geese right over in the park over here and go cut it out over some geese in the park over here that public geese because we said if you had to get a goose bandit day, I know how I was walking around here the other day. Bloody sore bloke catch a pigeon. What first of all, what's a pigeon doing in Austin? Were you by the studio or downtown? There's a bunch of water in Mula.

What does water have to do with pigeons? No, no, that's a bunch of ducks. And people feeding the ducks and then shitload of pigeons. Okay, I'm coming in. And then... Say, I start from none. At least I had a base in the thing we were talking about. You'd like say something and then go into a totally different direction.

I even am down at the pier and all the fucking pitch for a crack. Squishling, stop it or lungs. No, I just watched this, this Indian man die of on a pigeon. They call it and I was like, why was he diving on it? I just wanted to hold the pigeon. It's on app. Mike Tyson used to train his hand speed

by raising pigeons. I heard big. But he's like a 20, 20 thing where he's like, he just really quickly just put every ever seen as a basketball geese goose. No, it's a basketball. They look amazing. Joe, oh, that looks like a soda Westell.

I don't know what it is. It looks like a feather duster. Hold on, let me turn the bright. I don't know, sheep dog goose. If you see. That's weird looking animal. As long as you got a lot of fat, that's all we care about.

We're gonna give a big fat goose. Which is the fattest bird? Penguin probably. Tons of fat. Maybe I love it, pretty good. Penguin, yeah. Penguin's a good call. They got live in 100 day winter.

Man, everything in the Arctic. It's a little baddest bird. Down in Antarctica, everything in those polar regions, just fucking eats everything else. Everything. It's not crazy. And penguins, killer whales,

or eat the seals, nothing gets a break. Can you believe that that's like on offline? In most other biomes, you know, people just leave each other alone. In those biomes, there's like four things. I think Google made the four things in the bio. Killer whale. Killer whale.

In the mushroom biome, there's only mushrooms. Killer whale. Stupid the mushroom pie on this only mishrooms. Killer whale. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Penguin. Albatross. Albatross.

Google right. So let's find the circle of life here. The Albatross East Killer whale. I was telling you we made the full circle there. What is that? Three underpoth? It's four underpoth. Now, Albatross. Yeah. Google is showing that three underpa? It's four underpa? Malbatross?

Yeah. Google is showing me its preference here. It's built in bias. I searched for what is the fattest bird and it returned the 10 most beautiful birds in the world. God, you will doesn't want you to shame. That was just funny. Shame, fattest.

That's a good thing. On the wild birds. I mean, fattest bird, probably there's fag-rob birds that just stuff. That's horrible. That's horrible. Yeah. I mean, but probably there's swan grab buds to just stuff. That's horrible. That's horrible. Yeah. I didn't say we had like a force feed those that those name for that, right?

So they're not saying they're force feeding it. What is the word? Two feeding. Yeah, there's like a term to use for the force feeding of a goose. Yeah. I'm gorgeous. But in that. I think it's banned a lot of places. I was it. It's one of those

things that, uh, and I banned a lot of places. It's one of those things that, and I first I was going on with Shark Thin Soup because of Yang Ming that it's one of those things they don't need to ban it. They just make gavage. They just made it so socially unacceptable. Nobody wants to do it. And so the industry basically dies.

And Shark Thin Soup apparently, Courtney's article I read, most people in China didn't know that shark fin soup that they just cut up the fins off the shark and then it's this really horrible practice to sharks. We also know that and Yaliming did a whole campaign about it and now shark fin soup consumption has dropped significant. It's also almost entirely flavorless isn't it, the fin? I mean, it's a cartilage isn't it? Yeah. Of course. I just want mean, it's a cartilage, isn't it? Yeah. Of course. I just want to eat a chunk of cartilage.

Any instance I've ever seen of someone trying to prove like how bad it is and they've actually like partaken it, that yeah, they reaction away that it's like, it's just terrible. It's not even a good thing. As opposed to like people's reaction to maybe save for a girl. So I tried to go vote and I thought it was going to take me 20 minutes.

I estimated, estimated that would take me 20 minutes. And I gave myself half an hour and I was really kind of about it. I was with Ashley. Ashley makes me late when I go places. I love her. I put up with it. No big deal. It's a little bit late.

So I had to be somewhere at the top of the hour. So got there like 30 minutes till got in line. I might, might make this, might not make it. Then Ashley goes, I'm definitely not gonna make it. I gotta go, she had a dentist appointment. And so she left. And I waited in line. Long story very short, I got all the way

to where they were about to check my ID. And I knew I was, it was like two minutes until the top of the hour. And I knew I was gonna have to get on my phone call and there was nothing I could do about it. Like I pushed to have this call. Somebody was doing me a favor by getting on the phone with me and so I was like, I just can't do it.

Cause I knew if I checked my license, then I would be counted as voting and I wouldn't be able to come back. So I was like, fuck. So I was like literally like probably like three or four minutes away from- So you had to bail. That had bail after 30 minutes.

And I probably like weird cause I had my hoodie on and my sunglasses and all of a sudden I just get to the front and I'm like gone, probably like. Someone thought it was a bunch of kids inside of us. Fucking red flag went up, I'm sure something there. I'm probably like I'm the suspectalist for poison in the water in Austin. The problem with this.

No, it's no said cruise. The problem was this. What was the problem? Everybody goes to vote, right? Everybody goes to vote. No. A lot of people go to vote. Like the children's vote. No, it's a wide cross-section. I had this older lady in Fermi, so? Everybody goes to vote. No. A lot of people go to vote. It's a wide cross-section.

I had this older lady in Fermi, so old, she's old lady. She was old lady. How old was she? I don't know, dude. I have no idea. I can tell you just about everything else about this lady. This lady for 30 minutes didn't stop talking. 30 fucking minutes.

What's she there with someone she knew? No, so she's in front of me in line. And then this course, or somebody in front of her. And I look at, I'll just, I can even just, I'll read you the text that I sent to Ashley of all the shit she talked about. And this is after she got to the point where she was bugging me and she still kept talking.

The big thing was, she, her, I don't read my letter to Ashley. She said, got this old lady in front of me, who by her own admission never leaves the house ever because she's had 14 surgeries. And man, they should really do something to help people like her vote. It's really difficult.

And they don't make it easy in any way. Also, her son lives in Arizona, and he's doing really, really well. And is that a golden retriever? And hey, are there bugs in this bush? Because I'm really allergic to a lot of different things. I think there's bugs in this bush. Now, let me give you all directions to my house. She was getting everyone in the, everyone in shouting distance, direction to house. Now she's telling everyone the history.

She's gonna wanna treat this named after her. No, but she knows the area well. Now she's telling everyone the history of the Pemberton Water Treatment Plant. Don't even know what that is. Some guy in front of her, the guy too in front of me, made the mistake of engaging with her because she was doing that thing where she was talking aloud, like she was just like, you know what I'm saying?

It's like getting lying. And Gavin, you can attest. Normally I'm a very cordial, friendly, I'll talk to whoever. I know more than most people in her had a feeling about this lady, had a feeling. Because I'm a very cordial, friendly, I'll talk to whoever. I know. More than most people in a had a feeling about this lady, had a feeling because we're all sitting there and she said she goes,

oh, I wonder if it's gonna stay this temperature. And then just out to the ether. And it was just enough time. I was on my phone trying to calculate my time to my call and I thought, when she talked to me, I was doing that thing, where was the button to answer her? And it was really short amount of time. She just said it again.

I wonder if it's gonna stay this temperature. I'm like, oh, this lady's fishing for a friend. She's looking for a friend. Oh, man. So I just kinda like, I just don't normally don't do is it's like, not engaging. And the dude in front of her goes, yeah, I don't know if it is.

Dude, that she locked in. As soon as he said, one word to her, she was like, he was in her entire focus. That's amazing. That she doubled down on just not having anybody to talk to, but was just looking for someone to respond. She was like, he was in her entire focus. That's amazing that she doubled down on just not having anybody to talk to, but was just looking for someone to respond. That's amazing. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Also, the house on the corner used to have different sighting us. Oh, I wonder why they changed that. Yeah. They changed the sighting. 30 years. And there's a

much more. But the most important thing is most people don't even know how to grow an avocado. There you go. So if you want even know how to grow an avocado. There you go. So if you want to grow an avocado, I fucking know now you should have invited her on the podcast. Dude, she was a well. It sounds like a podcast. She was a well of information about stuff that I can give a shit about. You should have cared that it's hard for all people to vote. Should be to vote remotely.

100% care about it. It should be able to do it on your tag leave way more difficult to vote than it should be here. 100% 100% they should just attach it to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own.

It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own.

It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could be able to do it on your own. It could in order to do that? The Russians like how do you check an ID

and check the status of people? Only there was a way, like how anyone could log into a bank account, right? There's no way to verify that. Really should be a way to figure this out. There's already solutions to this. How does it look? You can just tie it to your fucking driver's license number.

They require you to have a bank account. I could have a driver's license in a bank account. And they could verify whether or not you have that status. Okay. It was the same way that they verify when you go. Right. There you have to, there's like seven different kinds of identification you can show.

And so you show that identification. That's how it verifies you. You don't like take a like a binier blood or something. So it's, they're already just taking identification as the reason why you're you you. So why can't it just be the same thing electronic? Dude, when I went to go get JD, his learners permit. He didn't have any form of ID.

Yeah, it was fucking impossible. I don't know how most people do it. It was fucking impossible. You'd have like a electric bill with his address on it. I'm like, he's 15 years. Wait, to get your permit, dude, like, actually, I would have all these different forms of identification. The big thing we didn't have was a social security card.

Tell me, fucking people have that. You know, how many people have this? You got it in your filing, you got it in your filing cabinet? Oh, no. Oh, yeah, at home. I had this number and everything, but I just sold security card somewhere. So anyway, so we got everything else.

We had a burst certificate. We had a passport. You had a burst certificate. In it, burst certificate, we had a passport. It was not enough to prove that he was, should we get a driver's license? Or was it basically, we're trying to prove he was a citizen of the US.

Time to get JD over on that. So possible. Possible would say he's a citizen. Of the US, but not of the state. It was, yeah, we got to the point where we could prove his US citizen, then we had to prove his part of the state tax. Yeah, like, like, technically, for alcohol sale, Texas is weird about a lot of stuff. Technically for alcohol sales, only state IDs are allowable. Like, you cannot technically buy, you're not supposed to be able to buy alcohol with a passport. I know because I tried to buy a drink at a

bar once using my passport because I didn't have my license and they would not serve me a beer. But not. Well, someone who only has a passport and has never had any form of a ID. I've bought alcohol. That was right. Normally, most, you'll not get a problem with it.

But every now and then, someone can be a stickler and say, no. Well, then, that makes you question. What happened to this country? How do we fall so far behind? How do we fall? How are we far? How do we fall so far behind in the hacking race? Well, because of the cyber,

because always Russian hackers are fucking up our elections, right? No, I want to hear this. Ruined pub G. My news hackers. Are US hackers fucking stuff up for other people and we think you're about it I mean the head up point I and the you in Europe we've been to that hacking shit like hold in the 80s with the phones and war games Yeah, like back was it the Stuxnet virus was supposedly a US Israel collaboration to take Iranian nuclear reactors or Iranian

Refineries offline like that was the origin of the Stuxen at virus that then it just got modified. You're upset about us falling behind on the hacking, but we're falling behind on like almost every metric there is. Yeah, but this is like a, it's not a manufacturing job, dude. This is behind the education and anything like that. Life expectancy, that's a big one now. I said, life expectancy projections through like 2050. And US is like the power of our passport has also gone down significantly. That's the silt.

It's all a silt. Why is the most valuable pocket? I think currently it's a pan. Like we fall in significantly in that ranking. Yeah, we're under the UK. That's probably going to change the Brexit happens. Maybe so. Thankfully, I can get Italian possible.

I might do that just to stay in the EU in some way. I don't have to like... I'm not going to tell you what. What? How can you get Italian passport? What makes you... My family is Italian. Oh really?

Is this all it takes? You just go in there and say, I mean, people have families and all sorts of different countries. You just go, okay, I live in this country now. Does someone, does someone your family have Italian citizenship? My grandad has, is an Italian man born in Italy as a Italian possible. Okay, so you're looking to the side porcelain. What?

Maybe looked into this. Uh, I've done some prelims. I think it's doable. I just want to be able to, cause, what's the US passport? You live here. Why don't you do that? I can already work here.

I can already, I've done that. You can't work in the UK? No can I can work in the UK he wants to work out to work in Europe okay but off the Brexit I might be difficult so if I have a EU passport still I'm not you gonna break is it gonna happen the Brexit it's going to happen it has to happen it's hard they vote it okay is the way it's the opportunity to go back at this point? No, there can be another vote. They can make another vote.

But I mean, the EU's, I think the EU rights said no. We're holding you to this. And so one way or another, I think they are the UK is pretty much out of time to figure out their exit plan. And at this point, it looks like, because there's, I believe Brexit has to happen in March. They're, I had a point where they where they all everyone should just leave the country. Leave the way. We can do it. It's gonna happen. The UK is going to leave the EU in March and there's going to be no plan. Nothing's going to be set up to regulate travel, trade, any of that stuff. And I think a big sticking point is whether or not they're going to put a wall

between Ireland and Northern Ireland. Really? Yes. Why? Is the generation of wolves. What's going on? There's one of them will be in the EU and the other won't.

Well, I mean, in the EU, in mainland Europe, the on and the EU, but they don't have wolves between them. I trust you. I know, that's one of the sticking points that I read that they are trying to struggle over. And the UK is under some illusion that they have power in this negotiation saying that they're going to try to negotiate a better

exit. And you know, they don't have to give them shit. You just don't have to do a goddamn thing for them. What's going to happen to the British pound? It's worth more than our money right now. You think it'll drop? It is. It's been worth more than a money or anything it'll drop. It is. It's been worth more than a dollar the entire time I've been on. It's been more and just about anything, really, right? Any other big screw.

It would be weird to, like in my head, that's not something that can happen. Like, it would be very weird for me to have a dollar worth more than a pound, but I guess it's entirely plausible. Projection. That's the way it is stuff about growing up and becoming an adult is the stuff that, you know, that was in books and stuff you read as a kid can change. And I like, yeah, it's, history hasn't been a lot of that in my life. History seems pretty cemented when you're being totted in school. Yeah. Because teachers are teaching it. But I mean, I guess like the Berlin wall

came down in my lifetime. That's pretty significant. It's come down a lot, dude. In May, it was $1.42 and now it's $1.30. I think one of the first times I came to the US, maybe around 2005. I can look it up right here. It was like $2 to the pound. I remember when I went and I first met you like an 0, 4 or 05 over there. It was like two, I think it was a little over $2 to the pound. I was like, I was fucking hateless.

I lost everything so expensive. I was like, I think I'm getting a good deal. I think a hamburger is five dollars. No, it's $10. So that explains around why at that time, I loved coming to the US. You hate it going over there. Everything was so fucking expensive. Well, that's we were in the high that I can see is a buck 74. But the thing is, is now because it's been closed for a long time, the UK will price stuff at the exact same amount as the US.

So, like, a video game will be $59.99. Yeah. And in the UK, we'll be $59.99 pounds, which is madness. Everyone else is screaming right now, because they pay like a hundred bucks for just a normal release game, sucks. I remember a game was being like four equid like 39 night and I was two dark teams are 120 bucks now. Less to games that I've looked at there was $120 options on both of them.

There's options. Yes, it's true. You don't have to buy that stuff. Although I gotta say, Sass Creed Odyssey was one of them. Yeah. John, the other one was a little game called Call of Duty. Yeah.

Blobs for about that game. That was a mistake. Ibs for about that game. I was a mistake. Why'd you buy that? You don't like blackout? I was all excited about it. I hadn't played blackout yet. Oh, it's so fun.

I haven't been this excited about Kool-A-Jeece since I was a teenager. I'll just play it and let's play them. How about that? How about that? It's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just I got equipment in my room. Hey, I want to remind everyone this episode of RC podcast is also brought to you by Quip One of the most important things we do for our health every day is to brush our teeth With bottled water if you're in Austin. It's so important that your gums and teeth can affect other parts of your body

Yet so many of us are not brushing them properly Quip is designed to make brushing your teeth more simple affordable and even enjoyable Do you brush for a full two minutes because Because up to 90% of us don't. Quip has a built-in two-minute timer, which pulses every 30 seconds to remind you when to switch sides. Quip is one of the first electric toothbrushes accepted by the American Dental Association, has thousands of verified five-star reviews. Brush heads are automatically delivered on a dentist recommended schedule every three months for just five dollars. My Quip brush is super nice, it's super great to travel with. I love how clean my teeth feel after using it. It's general enough for sensitive gums, but still gets a job done and leaves me with a clean

mouth. That's why I love quip and they're backed by over 20,000 dental professionals. Quip starts at just $25 if you go to get quip.com. Slash Roots Teeth right now, you'll get your first refill pack free with a quip electric toothbrush. That's your first refill pack free at getqip.com slash rooster teeth. Thank you, quip for sponsored received podcasts and for helping people keep their teeth and their mouth clean.

I got a great jackpot for them with us being called rooster teeth. That's the point. It's perfect fit. I had a great dentist appointment and everything went just peachy. And I got blood work done. I'm good. Solid in your mouth. No, not blood work in my mouth. That was too separate thing. Got blood work done.

Would that be weird if they had to draw blood out from your gums? Like instead of just like the vein in your heart. I do it less. I do it less. I'm like in blood. Do you get weirded out by needles? Do you hate? No, everything's happening.

So I have a few of them no I can't say that I do Dennis stuff doesn't look like the feel of them of them in there. It's kind of like a Vibrate a little like we're gonna be looking to freak out just listening to this podcast some people are so afraid of needles I don't pay I think when they pull it out. I think it's so many shots as a kid. I got over that really fast I begin myself shots. Yeah, is it from what you can do? I have to give myself shots. What you can do? I have to give myself shots. Allergy shots.

No shit. I'll get allergy shots three times a week when I was a little kid. So you get over that in a fucking hurry. When you can be a pastor or you allergic? Yeah. I'll look at everything. I was allergic to being alive. I'll get laid-ed in a pole in front of us if it wasn't for modern medicine.

I just would be constantly mucusy and dripping out of my head all the time. I've not grown a lot of those allergies. I had a really bad allergy to grass for many years. I remember that. Which is fucking terrible. Cause when you're like a teenage kid and your parents start expecting you to mow the grass, yeah, they had no sympathy for me.

Well, I think you heard like a group of allergy. Yeah, they were like, they bought me like a dust mask. And like, here you go. Like, that's not gonna help. Wow. I think your first contact with grass came in your routine and sure, all the way to that point in life. Contact with cut grass.

Is that what sets it off? Yeah, that's what that's really bad. Do you think of the first person to eat a nut was the lugee, the nuts that no one would eat nuts? Probably they've seen his poisonous. Cause nuts can just immediately do someone in. But like, you know, not allergies are a much more recent thing, right?

All right. Well, we've evolved a number of times. I feel like when I was a kid, I didn't know anybody with a peanut allergy. Because they were dead probably. I'd never heard of a peanut allergy when I was a kid, but now I feel like that's a big thing. There's a lot of people.

Well, yeah, I have a question. If everybody who had a nut allergy died immediately with the nut allergy, die or is this something that could then crop up again, so you're saying get it done. I'm saying is that an option? Or is it when that puts any out of well I'm asking is our allergies Genetic or is it something that that is just a natural progression? I'm sure the people who haven't had it I

Guess people born with it where it hasn't made itself known yet. Okay, so say, and then they would still have an allergy later in life. Say we had a scan that could tell if you do have or could have an allergy and then anybody who desipositive was killed, does that get rid of the allergy? Well, it might be like recessive. That's my mask. Yeah, I don't know. Okay.

All right. Allergies, genetic. How are allergies, how are they created? How are you trying to start allergies? That's, I'm worried. I looked it up, it took me to a website asking me to answer the question. I'm not, I'm asking you.

What's wrong with websites? It's like revulsion. And now it's telling me about Leonel Messi. Who? Nice. I'm playing FIFA. Did he swing these? He's playing the? Nice. I'm playing FIFA. Did he swing these when the English channel? He could do it.

He could? 20, is it seven hours? I think he could do it in 15. Me? Yeah, I could do it. Could you do it? You wouldn't have put enough cheeseburgers on sticks. Give me three years, I'll do it.

In the 10 to the 10 years, how do you betray? Often hereditary, which means it can be passed down through gene. Also, you can, they're saying Ender Wigan in chat is saying you can't, you can't catch a nut allergy. You can't, but you can develop a severe, more severe reaction. Like you could have basically a very benign allergic reaction to some things early in life. And then all of a sudden develop, just I've always worried about this

with in particular peanuts. If I eat a lot of peanuts in a row, my cheeks right here get flushed a little bit. And it's like, I feel like that's gotten more pronounced over time. And I have to some of that. And I limit that. Or get like a protein flush when I do that.

A protein flush. You get flushed. I make that shit up. Oh yeah, I totally made that up. Okay. I'm growing an allergy to the fake cinnamon flavor. Like, not actual cinnamon powder. Like cinnamon candies? Like a cinnamon tic-tac? Yes. If I eat like two of the artificial cinnamon.

My tongue burns for like four days. Really? And every time I eat one, because sometimes I just like, what's that one off? And I'll do it. And it lasts for like five days. Yes.

It's like worst every time. So eventually, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to And every time I eat one, because sometimes I just like, what's that one off? And I'll do it and it lasts for like five days. It's like worst every time. So eventually, a cinnamon tic tac will burn a hole through my skin.

It's gonna kill you. Yeah. My dad had like severe reactions to any kind of things, anything super spicy. Like he would get like blisters in his mouth essentially from like jalapenos. I've seen there. Yeah, and as his kid I was like, oh shit, we can't eat those things, but I love him.

I mean, not shit all the time. I have to a certain level. If I like jalapenos like my upper echelon, which is like, you didn't do the hot wings challenge. The hot wings challenge and I did not do any ghost pepper shit. I wouldn't do that. And there's no way I'd be out just a fucking snotty mess. Sean Evans like posts every now and then, hey, should I have on Hot Ones?

And you know, people on Twitter are like, oh, you should have Bernie on it. And every time I'm like, I'd say that would be awful. I think I would be awful. People tag me. I just feel like goopy like snotty ass. Why people tag me for that every now and then too. I'm like, man, I don't know if I would do that.

No, I'm not saying I would say no, but it'd be awful. Like that would not be enjoyable. I'd be absolutely good at showing. It's a great show. It probably make good content. Dude, we did this be awful. The guy would not be enjoyable. I'd be absolutely good at showing. It's a great show. It probably made good content. Dude, we did this barbecue show, Barbara and I. Right. We're not putting a barbecue in Brooklyn.

So, but I watched an episode of Hot Ones with Charlize Theron. It's probably one of my favorite fucking videos on the internet. Will you that one we saw in life for that? No. Hot ones? In the hot ones. I think it was at the,

create a summit. He did one like live in front of everyone this year. Yeah, it's a great. From what I understand if we want to remember, uh, the show started where they would go to press junkets and then they were just like, they had a shitty slot at the end of the day. And they were just like, you know, all the celebs are going to be super tired and like answering the same question all day, these press junkets for their movies. So they just brought a fold in cable and came up with this idea to get outwinks. What did they do for veggies?

What did they do for vegetarians? Spicy tofu. They actually, Jeff Goldham had fake ones. Yeah, but it's like grown exponentially the client, the client, the cast of these guys. Cause the early episodes were mostly musicians, but they weren't the most well-known mainstream musicians, but then like he got a couple comedians that people knew.

And then because those people did it, then he could get someone like, you know, when he got like Kevin Hart, that was like a big deal. And so now he's like, Charlie Starrin and Jeff Goldblum and just had Taneisha's Dion and Christine Tegan was on. That kind of thing. Yeah, that's like a... It almost like it's almost a... What's your name? Chris Tegan. It's Yeah, that's like a, Chris Tegan. Chris Tegan.

It's almost a level of like a, one time to say the name. I was like, I'm saying it wrong, but my brain doesn't know it. I have no, her new sprowly Christine, but, well, I have, I have like no recall of names anymore. You talk about peanuts killing you.

I'm just losing all, all retention of names. Yeah. I have no illusions are going gonna ask me to do that show because I mean, they're at that level of essentially like a late night talk show, like a tonight show, like one of the main ones, you know? And yeah, they asked me to do it.

Like the tonight show is your fucking, of course I would do it. Why not, you know? I want to do it with Dan because he still says that he's never had anything spicy. Oh my God. Says that he's avoided it. He's not having everything easy. He's not not spicy. He's not spicy enough. Coming Oh my God. Says the news avoided it. He's not making everything easy.

He's like nothing is spicy. Coming in for extra life. Man, I wish you could take him to meet the man. He might be, ever extra life. That's all I'm going on there, right? Yeah. It's gone. That was a little toothpick, right?

Yeah. That was. Did you ever have it? That was fucking hot. That would ruin you. Jason Seldon, you had fucked him up pretty bad. The first time I had it, I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital. I mean, you were bad. The first time I had it, I thought I was gonna have to go to the hospital. I mean, you were there the first time I had a jalapeno.

You almost killed me. I forgot about that. That was the first time I met Becca. She went in a long time ago. You should get me milk. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Shit.

That was probably 2006. What was this? The first time you ever tried to kill me with a hot pepper. It wasn't a hot pepper, it was a fucking jalapeno. That's pretty hot, if you've never had a jalapeno. The hot pepper rat is a jalapeno. I mean, I feel like the range on the show, what?

A jalapeno can fucking surprise you. You even know what you're getting. You don't. It's a fucking crap shoot and I got one one time where we were eating, my old job was telecom was much a good old boys. So one of the customer events we would do is like instead of like a retreat

to a conference we would tell, they'd go on a hunting trip. I don't hunt, I'm never hunt, I didn't do anything. But I would go long. If you could all boys it up. I would go long, so. Yeah, but we'd be like playing cards and stuff at night in the cabin and we had this bag of raw jalapenos.

We were eating them and whatever. One of our guys was from Arkansas. Why? Cause they're just good. It was like Jesus, it's all just another stuff too. It wasn't just like we were just eating by themselves. You said all you said was there's a bag of jalapenos. It's relevant to the story.

So a guy, we had the guy. Not just that stuff. We had a toy that lied. We had another stuff too. We accused man. And for a girl. That was fat from Motherfords. So this guy was like, whoa, when you put this pepper down and like that, he's from Arkansas.

And it was like, people are giving our time of being from Arkansas. I go, is that a hot pepper? I'll pay you this hot for people in Arkansas. He goes, that's because they got to be one. You guys, you take a bite of that. Tell me what market style. I go, is that a hot pepper? Hallepe just hot for people in our can talk? He goes, I guess I got to say what, but you guys, you take a bite of that. Tell me what you think. I took a bite of it.

Holy shit. I can still remember this day. Like I couldn't catch my breath. It was so fucking bad. It was like, you just never know what the hell I'm helping you. I remember some of our like, suicidally rolling around the floor,

like unable to open my eyes or look at anyone or make any noise. I was like, maybe it would be easier to pass out. But maybe unconsciousness is better than this. Do you have you had one since? I feel like I've had loads of them since I honestly feel like the first one I've had was like 10 times What did you give me what pepper was it was a whole pinion, but was it? Yeah, cuz I've had tons since and they've never come close that I can't think of the last time I've just bitten into jalapeno and now I want to just set a curiosity Yeah, let's get a bag in like, just a bag.

I gotta, I gotta, I'm gonna pitch a show you guys real quick. We interview celebrities about their latest project. I'm feed them silk and write it say, write it, they go to answer the question, we just spray it with mace. We're gonna say that's the whole show. That's it. Let me juice in the eyes like that kind of thing. Different brands of mace.

They spin a wheel and that determines what they get. It's basically the same thing, right? I mean, it's some boys, some of those Scoville units on those things get up to where to like one step below mace. Yeah, but you don't put a pepper in your eye. The true, but he would you take with that?

Would you ever use mace on his food? Like a dressy like yeah, that would be an extra life goal. We get a can of mace and people have to spray it like Bononka. Oh no, no. No. Eric, we need mace. No, we don't, don't buy mace.

What you call it, but what? What is it? Bononka. Oh, it's like a breast spray, sorry. It's just Bononka. Bononka, what does he say? Bononka? Yeah.

I see Bononka. I only know it from Ace gonna spray. I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry.

I was like, I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry.

I was like, I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I'm gonna spray, I was like, I was like, I'm gonna spray, I was like, I'm gonna spray, sorry. I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm gonna spray, I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm gonna spray, I was like, I'm gonna spray, I was He's pretty straight. Kids are so fucking stupid. Do you think people would get more lacy if it was a spray? It was a spray. It was a spray. It was a spray.

It was a spray. And then you can see good. Almost like, if, yeah, I'm sure they would. That's the future. Oh, you can spray on a contact lens. That's the future. Yeah. You know, so we're just thinking about my medicine is that I can't ever get a testosterone

in edible form, but I can get it as a deodorant. Could you get it out of your butt? If it was a spray, why wouldn't people get more people get lazy? If it was a spray, of course they would because it's not surgery. Well, they just lays a surgery. Hey, there is a surgery. Hey, guys, let me go ask a question. Do you think people would get less lazy if they needed to do it with a hammer and a chisel?

Do you think they would do less? I don't know. I was just talking to my eye. Can you imagine that? They're just like, King King King. Do you think they would do less? I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less.

I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less.

I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less.

I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would do less. I don't know, I don't think they would in it. So you're like, that's so cool. You're like, like, squeed out. That's all I can think of right now. This is a little hole. And you're awake for the whole thing. And like, you can feel your eye like bulging. Why can't you just open your eye? No, it's open.

No, but why can't you just do that? Oh, because you're awake. And they got a hold. They got a hold. Well, they do their little work. It sounds like a nightmare. It sounds like torture. They press on your eyes so hard that you can't see out of it. Like it changes the focal length. Oh, we can't see because of the liquid is like bulge.

It's like squish. I still think, oh, eyelids should be black. Like for convenience, like the reason for an eyelid, it being here we go again. Right. It's so you can like,, if a predator, like, comes in front of the light while your eyes are closed, you can be like, what was that? I don't need that anymore, and I wear an eye mask a lot. I want my eyes to be like complete black. What? What if you got your eyelids tattooed black?

Yes, that's what I was thinking. But then I was thinking, when black people close their eyes, is it darker? How would you tell? You can't see through somebody else's eyes. You'd have to do that. No, I know. But maybe if someone, you know, you can get like, it's still a thin layer of skin. I think that's what it is. It's matter.

Yeah, but darker skin absorbs more light. I think it's just the fact that your eye let us so thin. I think it's negligible. No, but if I held a white cloth over your eye and then a black cloth of the same thickness, what is the long-distance? But are the chemicals that are in those cloths the same thing as the chemicals

that make your skin change color? I don't know, pigment is pigment, isn't it? That's why I don't think so. I bet if someone who was black had the skin, what was the shit that Michael Jackson said he had? Where it turns to turn to skin white. If he had... I think it's the same. I think it's just, you're probably, if you are seeing a difference, it would probably be such a minute level of, like, difference. I really wouldn't change it. And I don't know what to say. I'd say it's like,

maybe your eyes are just eyelids are super big. It's like, it's like nothing. I never think about it. I can see my eyes are like, I'm not going to be able to see it. I'm not going to be able to see it. I'm not going to be able to see it.

I'm not going to be able to see it. I'm not going to be able to see it. I'm not going to be able to see it. I'm not going to be able to see it. I'm not going to be able to see it. I'm not going to be able to see it. I'm not going to be able to see it. I'm not going to be able to see it. I'm not going to be able to see it. I'm not that it really wouldn't change it. And I don't know what to say. I'd say it's like, maybe your eyes are just, eyelids are super-canned. It's like, it's like nothing.

It's like, I never think about it. I can see my head. I never think about this ever. You don't? If you think you put a room in this bright, I don't sleep in a room that's bright. Well, I won't even wanna take it that. I'm gonna get you on your head.

And you're not the light? Or if you're a plane, I'm gonna get you on my head. And if I'm a plane, I'm gonna get you on my head. I'm gonna be the light. I'm sleeping with my eyes closed. It's still blocking the sufficient amount. There's no predators walking in front of me

that are just gonna distract me. We want to get sharied. It's not gonna work. It's not gonna work. It's not gonna work. It's not gonna work. No, I'm saying that's why we have thin eyelids. I'm saying, I can sleep in a bright room.

I can sleep like this with my eyes. I can't do that. I'm sleeping in an end point at four hour later, but like this, it's bright. I'm asked, you could buy an eye mask. I'm asking. I'm asking. That's what he used, but you don't, I don't know.

I don't have a problem with it. Maybe if I can, our skin be thick enough that I don't, I can, I can withstand cold and everything like that. I don't have clothes. Why not? Answer the question. It's just not.

That's not going away. But. Why not? Answer the question. It's just not. That hasn't gone away. But it's not gonna go away. It's still seasons, it's still in different climate. So I'm not being hunted by bears every night. And I'm not sleeping on the floor. But the woods, you're not sleeping in an airport every single day. Well, I know.

Yeah. But you can't always make a room dog. You can't be like, hey, get your eyes to 16. You can try to light stuff. You know what But you can't always make a room dog you can't be like hey You know what you can do you can just sleep like this. Oh you can't I do that Lay face down if you got it dude. I'm good at sleeping. Don't fuck with me on that if you're in an airport like this Good lord you spilled an entire beer. Pick it up. Gross.

No, you jerk. That's a good beer too. Do you like that beer? That was really good. Yeah, that's good, right? There's some more here though. Like you. All right.

So Gavin, you're right. It's because of evolution that you can't sleep in an airport. Your answer is not evolved to sleep in an airport properly. How do they make it through time? Okay, so how do they manage to to combat this next time you go you go traveling Just get a sharpie out and just get a little bit of darker All right, that would just have like a shades installed like a cat. You have cats, right? Yeah. They shut their eyes in this weird other eyelid. They have like another eyelid, yeah.

Yeah, it comes in and goes over the top of their eyes. A lot of animals have that. Yeah, when you open their eye, like when they're sleeping. Do you know that Eagles or like a bird's a prey that fly fast? They have flaps of skin that come over their eyes, but they can see through them so that the wind doesn't like dry out their eyes. Then we're stuck when they're trying to fall asleep. Must.

Why wouldn't they have that all the time? Well, because they're not always flying it like 120 miles an hour. If they can see through it, and they protect their eyes, they can't see it's like... It's like it impairs vision to a certain extent. They can see, it's like a thick white eyelid,

but it's white enough to see through. I would be like, if you wore a sheet You can see like if there's something coming but you wouldn't be able to make it out great Okay, but don't they have to see when they're flying really fast? Isn't that when they need to see the best? Probably not believe They're flying towards something Probably in the sky. No, they're gonna catch a prey. They probably open it when they're hungry. They're like, okay, now it's time to go.

Why is this flying around fast for the hell of it? All the time? No, I don't know. That's the answer. That's exactly what I'm talking about. You're probably right. Hey, one of this episode of the received podcast is also brought to you by Ring. Ring's mission is to make neighborhood safer.

I can get it. You might already know about their smart video doorbells and cameras that protect millions of people everywhere. Ring helps you stay connected to your home anywhere in the world. So if there's a package delivery or a surprise visitor, you'll get an alert and you'll be able to see here and speak to them all from your phone. Set only doorbells, they have lights with automatic sensors that also have cameras on them, tons of different products for just about anything you can imagine setting up around your house. As a viewer, you have a special offer on a ring starter kit available right now with a video doorbell and motion activated flood light cam.

I was talking about the starter kit has everything you need to start building a ring of security around your home. Just go to ring.com slash teeth. That's ring.com slash teeth. The ring starter kit can give you peace of mind you need when you're away from home, protect yourself and your home with the Ring starter kit. Get it now at ring.com slash teeth. That's ring.com slash teeth for us. Darder kits special offer. Thank you, Ring. Responsory. This episode received podcasts and making such easy to use convenient products. And that would be a fun segment for the podcast where people send us the Ring footage.

Because that's always entertaining to me. Yeah. Yeah. The fact Ring has a whole ad campaign that's based on like footage from people's doorbells Fucking great scaring people away Somebody fucking all the package Stealing packages I mean that's a that's a big I don't think I've ever used like my cameras to use the speaker because they have the They have like the microphone thing on them. I'm gonna think of it. I'm used to do one

Really cuz they're at your door. The weirdest thing I ever have. I saw a UPS man show up, look at a packet. He was supposed to pick up from my house. He looked at it, then decided to walk away. Yeah, I was gonna say the weird thing. I said it to UPS, I was like, what the fuck? He looked at it.

Why didn't he told to him? He was like, what are you going? I heard him walk away. It's like, oh, because it was a big packet. I was like, I just need to go get a dolly from his truck. But he's gotten his truck and he just drove off. Yeah, the weirdest thing I've seen is of like the people posted of like a delivery person having their package and approaching their house and then turning around

and not delivering it. Like just flat out going, no, you got a bad feeling? Don't know. But like, I like, I, and now it makes me think because I've had a few packages that have been said, been delivered, but they're not, they weren't delivered where they were supposed to go. Get a ring and you'll never wonder anymore.

I actually now want to know. Amazon does this thing I don't like where they, now they sent me pictures of where they put it. And you're like, give feedback on the photo. Like what? I kind of don't like that. I kind of wish I got that because I've had a couple of times where they've said they've delivered it

and it's not where they say it. Okay, let me bitch It's time for Gus to bitch about the US Postal Service. You know I bitch about let's you US Postal Service then Apple US Postal Service How are they still in business? Let's let them fail because they cannot deliver a fucking package You cannot read a couple of numbers and a street and they cannot put a package where it belongs It's so bad that I got a peel box and I thought they don't have to even leave the post office in your house.

It's in there, they can just put it in. They can't do that either. They got a special door to get in your peel box. They marked something that's delivered for me the other day. I went to check my peel box, it wasn't there. What, what, what, what delivers to your service is Amazon news. UPS and their own.

Okay, so it's not USPS. So sometimes what's wrong? So I go up to the door and like, hey, where's my package? And they're like, oh, it says it's delivered. I go, yeah, I checked. It's not there. But we'll check again. But okay, I go to check like, no, it's not there.

There's no key or anything. No, there's no fucking key. I'm talking to you. Like, oh, well, now that happens sometimes, maybe you got put in another box. Like, what do you mean, maybe it got, it's six numbers. Like, yeah, maybe it'll turn up in a couple of days. You should contact whoever you bought that stuff from. The online retail,

let's see if they'll send you another one. It's like it's not their fucking responsibility. You lost it. It was here. I pay for a box because you're so bad at taking it to my house where it's free. I'm paying more and you're still fucking losing it in the building.

So why are you going to make people ship me a UPS? And then they're like, oh, then the audacity to be like, contact the seller. Have them send you another. It's not their fucking fault. Why do they want to fight him as well? Right. And sometimes I'll buy unique things. This case, it wasn't luckily. And then like four days later, it just mysteriously shows up in my box. It's already been opened. I apologize. No, fuck that. Another time. Before I got the PO box.

I put them a nice letter. They delivered something to my house and they marked it as delivered. And I have the fucking camera so I know it wasn't delivered. And I go, hey, I go to the other post, I was like, it wasn't delivered. They go, well, maybe someone stole it from your box and I said, no, I've got a camera. I've got a camera pointed at that box. And the mailman showed up and he had one letter that he put it.

He did not put a package in the mail. I could show you the footage. They're like, well, they've I hate those fucking gamblers. Then they're like, well, we have this print out here of when it was delivered. And the GPS coordinates say it was delivered at your house. I go, well, that's bullshit.

Because it was not. And I can see my neighbors as well. And it wasn't delivered there. And then so I went for like a week with them back and forth escalated it. And finally, they're like, oh yeah, we delivered it to an apartment complex three blocks away from your house.

Ooh. I was like, well, what was this shit about the GPS? Yes, courted it. Like yeah, sometimes it's wrong. Wow. If they had that information, how'd they ever figure out that it was delivered to an apartment complex three blocks away?

Right. You were like, wow. In order to come up with that, you have to have some sort of information that told you that. Right. Where was that information all done? Right. That's a really good that, no. In order to come up with that, you have to have some sort of information that told you that. And so where was that information all the time? Right, that's a really good question, John. They should hire you at the post office

to figure this shit out. I don't wanna go with you in post office. What a fucking shit show. Get your shit to you. And then you tweet USPS help. Like I sent them a DM to try to be nice. I'm not trying to shame them publicly. I sent them a DM.

They don't reply to it. You need, they're making you have to shame them publicly to get a fucking response. That's the way I was talking. There you go to their website, and it says, do not email a postmaster general. I email a postmaster general. That's how I fucking got my package.

I made the mistake of at some point, living on a street that was a name and a letter of which there are multiple streets with different letters. Yeah. Like Smith A, Smith B, so I had, how House number B, right? And you'll get mail for your house number on street. C, D, E, and F, all of them.

But because it's the right number, they just put it in your one. There was a point where I was getting more wrong mail than my own mail, because I'm pretty new here. I don't have a ton of postal mail coming. But I've got a lot of other people's mail coming. And then I don't want to do with it, because it's like, am I gonna go and, what are you wasteful to do?

Go and deliver it, is that right on it? Wrong address, put it back in the box. Yeah, I would just dump it back in the mailbox. Should be wrong address. Then when the person gets it too, they'll see somebody else wrote wrong address and I go, you fucker, that's why this was late. I needed this check.

Look what happened, fucker. Mother fucker, I've got damn fucking post office. You mad? How much money did they lose just, God damn, fucking post office. You mad? How much money did they lose? How much money did the post office lose? We don't have a spake in any of the mad. What are you gonna do? Don't push the button.

Don't, the button's gonna be... You upgrade your own. I found this. You got a postal service reported and net loss for the, for 2017 of $2.7 billion. How do you lose two, how is it you can lose packages and lose $2. billion dollars in a year? Maybe it was in the packages. Maybe it was in the money like they lost their own paychecks. We lost two point seven billion dollars.

I'm gonna I'm gonna send some silt Someone don't buy a US terrorist threat. No, it's a silt took out a water system. That's terror threat. Could you make it across? Could you make it across the English channel before a USPS could? What if you had before the USPS? No, what if you had a USPS? The USPS delivered my goose fat in time. So no, I couldn't do it. Gus, let me just question.

Have you noticed that the iPhone iOS updates when it happens, it always overwrites the tech short cuts? I hate you motherfucker. You're trying to make me mad. Wait, what happened? Every time you update your fucking phone, it puts OM, it makes the shortcut for OMWB on my way.

Oh, I've got shot at the high steam. No, it doesn't. Oh, for me, it does. Every fucking time I have a phone, I have to do my shortcut. Every time. I do a thing where I have a three-letter shortcut to put in my email address. I have two different email address. I have a, I have one for business and I have one for personal.

I think that was a crazy thing for you to say. And over what's it every time? Yeah. The on my way is your favorite. On my way. It's got to be my information mark. Why is it that have a fucking explanation mark? Yeah, I think the better question is I'm on board

with the fact that I hate that it has an exclamation mark, but I don't know why I hate that so much. Is that because it's emoting something that I'm not giving you permission to do? It implies your attitude. Okay. I'm just on my way, that's it. I'm not on my way.

It's just no, no. I'm just on my way there, dude. That's it. Like hey, the few of us start, you're like, I'm on my way. It's like, it's not appropriate. You know, I'm on my way. Are you saying whenever you change phone,

whenever you update the iOS? Are you sure? I'm positive. It just did it to me. I gotta re-put in my email address every time. You always say whenever you get a new phone, you start a new phone. So maybe that's what's doing it.

It's well, upgrading iOS is what I'm saying. I just did it, I listen. But if you upgrade your phone every year, maybe it's then and not when you do the iOS. I didn't upgrade my phone this year and it just did it. I didn't get it, I didn't get the new iOS. Yeah, my sister's my sister. I did it, I did it, I did it about it a couple of weeks ago when it happened again.

A man of my word. By the way, what was this recent iPhone? It doesn't do it automatically. What, what was that? The excess. Who got it, didn't you? I smashed my other one so I was like, oh, it's the 10.

What was different about that phone? Did anything change? It's bigger. I think that you could say, Max was bigger, the other one was just the rest. Resolutions. I think you can do like, you can adjust the depth of feel after you take a photo on the tennis do that in the software

I can't I can't the old one do that. I don't know. I know that they showed that off in the tennis I'm gonna phone do it this point. Yeah, they do everything at this point. It's great The only is like AI stuff can get more predictive Yes, right? We're talking about Siri now is it time to bitch about how fucking shitty Siri is? So let me see question. Google Assistant works pretty well. Yeah, I like Siri works pretty well. I, and I, because I've had both, and I would say I've had way less issues with Google

Assistant. I've used all, I would say what, what is it with between Google Pixel, Samsung Galaxy and the iPhone, like three big hits, maybe like a Huawei or something. Razor's got a phone, but they all do me in different ways. There's no perfect phone. Samsung seems pretty cool to me. What's the least imperfect? That's far.

What's the best one, Kevin? I like how I said it. I like how I said it. I meant to say, I said what I meant and I meant what I said. I don't think there's a way to use one and not miss a few features from the others. What are you missing on like a pixel? Andrew, I need to feature like I message

because they're working on it. I get that SMS happens and that's a normal and that I message is this new added layer, but there's very specific times in which I don't have a carrier signal, but I do have Wi-Fi, and I can't message everyone in my family, because some people have Wi-Fi and some people have Android phones.

And it's like I do a group of texts, it's like, oh, this person doesn't get theirs, because this thing is SMS, and there's no other way to message them. I could go out and go to Google chat or WhatsApp or something like that. They just need a data-driven one. I mean, I hate...

When this Wi-Fi, but you've only got one bar of Wi-Fi, just the bottom little nug of Wi-Fi. Mm-hmm. The phone is completely useless. It doesn't do anything. Switch to the cellular thing. Why is it lingering on the drinks of Wi-Fi? They've advertised in the past that it's supposed to detect.

Doesn't do it! It delivers us in. It does it if you let drop Wi-Fi. It's advertised in the past that it's supposed to detect. Doesn't do it. It's liver Joseph. It does it if you let drop Wi-Fi. It's like, we see mostly Switch. But if Cellular is faster than two bars of Wi-Fi, use that. Right, just send the Wi-Fi to. If I don't have unlimited data. If you send a little message out to a server,

be like, hey, which of these is faster? Oh, that's faster. I'm gonna go that route. Dripling off the end of Wi-Fi is just so annoying. Couple, you want to cut a couple of phone life hacks here? Little hacks? So we can try to catch up in the international hack industry here. So first of all, if you don't have a cell phone signal,

okay, put your phone in airplane mode, because I don't know if it's still the case, but it used to be the case at least that when a phone was searching for a signal, it was sending out a much stronger signal that would need to be battery way faster. Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah, it's worse for you Hmm It's like sending more radiation into a button. Well that and it's eating up your battery, too

That's well. Yeah, yeah So just turn off turn to put on airplay mode if you know you're in an area like in the you go hiking and you climb up Those little gumball walls or whatever the fuck you do the gumball walls Why do they call it? Gumball walls I'm gonna be able to see that gumball walls. Why do they call it gumball walls? They do look like gumball walls. I'm never gonna be able to see that now. It looks like somebody's putting gumball on the wall. No, I've been climbing the gumball and see out.

Yeah. That's what it looks like. Anyway, the other hack is if you're in an area, this is an important one, where you like South by Southwest, ACL, I don't know, a lot of bullies, I don't know what people are doing these days. But I mean, you're in a place where there's a ton of people and you can't get a cell

phone signal, go into your data and turn off like your highest level thing. You can't do that anymore. I can turn off LTE on my phone. Do it. Yeah, but that just turns off data all together. You can't go back to 3G. Like you used to go back to 3G, but you can't do that anymore. What about Edge?

What are you talking about, dummy? Show me. Now I'm curious, too. So you're data options, enable LTE. Go off. Yeah, but then it doesn't do anything. It's like turning yourself into a signal off. Do you still have data?

I still have data. I'm making phone calls here. Like if I'm making a phone call. I'm playing with data. Okay, well, we're talking about data. Is that your fucking hack? Mind your own business over there, Jack. Explain your fucking hack so that we understand it. That's what I said! It just changed your fucking hack halfway through when you realized it explain your fucking hack so that we understand it that's what I said it just changed your fucking

hack halfway through when you realize it was wrong that's what hacking is yeah you gotta move with it you got it you got it you got to be organic that's not flexible that's like disabled off the phone how's that because you can't use it all it's completely disabled before you do that so you're saying you can't call anyone half-a-bold is still better than disabled. How does the calling someone affects? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. No, we're just gonna let him get by.

I'm letting him get by or that. That made sense. That made sense. It made sense. There's all context. All right, this is a bit of a stupid stuff. John, are you an electrical engineer? Do you have a degree in that?

Yes. You do? Yes. So you can answer the question. You can design robots. I totally have an electrical engineer. Well, as a person who's just designing robots then in your spare time, let's say you have and you're making a fucking robot

that all it does is zipper on the floor and vacuum shit up. That's what it does, okay? There's two things that come in the box. There's the fucking robot. And then there's a doc that the robot will drive into and charge and it needs to do that to live. Okay.

Okay. Well, and you got the little hecka. Don't interrupt, okay? Wait, what? You can like, clearly. Don't interrupt. Don't interrupt. Those are the two pieces of the box.

Now, if you're, yes, electrical engineer, you're just trying to do this robot. What is the one thing in the world that the robot should not be able to knock over or push out of the way? What's the one fucking thing? It's robot house. I feel like there's an answer. What the fuck? That you're fishing for. Why in the fuck?

Does the rooma push its dock all over the fucking place? You might have put it against the wall. I do, and it's like it's like, it comes in sideways. Like it's got a vendetta. Like it owes it, what's that thing? That's it, catfeeta. Why is that? What is that?

That's the petfeeta with a rooma With a room that's the room by getting a coffee It's a coffee maker pouring directly on with got silky water that's carbonated right on a Wait that fucking thing how does it push What do you have do you is yours on carpenters yours on tile or wood it's on wood floor in the corner Mine's on wooden the court to you and the fucking thing is it tile or wood. It's on wood floor in the corner. It's on wood floor in the corner. Mine's on wood in the corner too and the fucking thing is it.

It's coming from the side of the corner. It can only dock. You can't push it out of a corner. When you can't push it to the corner too, because when you're going to come out diagonally from the corner. No, it's just going to like this. No, it's like that. Like that.

Like that. But with the wall coming off the left side. Well, it's got to be far enough away from the wall to look around. He's saying that because of the roundness of the room, but it can't be right. But it comes into the wall and goes like, oh, this is a wall and then it drives in perfectly straight. No, no, my guess. The boot pushes it all the way.

Why the fuck is it like a roller? Are you one wood? Yeah, we'll stick it to the floor and I have carpet tape. I'm, I'm, I'm, it's my solution when I get home today from this fucking thing. They should have suction cups. Right, or I'll just a little weight in it that holds it still. It's a ship.

Or a sensor. A sensor. A sensor. A sensor. That, uh, that, uh, tells the verbal where to. We got a terrible thing with an information. A sensor.

A sensor. A sensor. The galactical word. A transformer. I can see when back came to close close yeah, I got to say though my Electronic assistant at home. I won't say the name because it always sets people things off at home Ali x-ray. Yeah, I'll talk right now Alexa

You're doing a great job But when I talked to her she can now control that robot like I can make it stop or go home and stuff like that. You have to have expensive Rumba. But then I could also name the Rumba. Yeah, Jeff for years was like, you have to get a Rumba. I'm not, I'm not getting it, I don't need it. He was, it'll change your life. It'll change your life.

Like five years he told me to get this fucking Rumba. And you know, Jeff doesn't put himself like out there for anything, you know, like vouch for anything. Jeff went ape shit for a while with technology. Like he was really into Dyson for a while. He got the hairdryer and everything. Didn't he? Yeah.

Stupid. I think he pulled the dryer to hair. Did he have an air blade? It's like, how much is it? I wouldn't, anything Dyson is expensive. I'm gonna guess that that hairdryer is 300 bucks. Oh my God. That was like 600.

What are they an air blade for your head? That'd be great. Like the air blade they have in the restrooms, for your head. Yeah, like it just like zips all the hair. 400 bucks. For hair dryer? Yeah, that's a lot.

But Jeff has terrible hair. What's the point of that? What is that? He's spending time on his hair. What's he doing? What? What's the benefit to that head dryer? Is like Fosta?

Oh shit, there's a $500 one. Style your hair. Anyway, told me I had to get a room, but so I finally got a room. I got a room. John in the app gave me options. Soon as I got it to name it. So I named my roombo, Roombart.

I don't know, I just said that was funny. And so every time I tell the assistant, I say, have, have, tell my roombo to stop cleaning. And she goes, okay, do you want me to send room bird home? I just laugh. I laugh every time. I think the stupidest thing. I literally laugh every single time.

I hear the name room bird. Every time. It's been like a year and a half, and I still laugh about it every time. When I got a nest thermostat, I named it Norbert. The nest. So I thought that was funny.

Is everyone thinking that they're really funny? Naming that, like, what? Why did you name it Norbert? Just Norbert the Nest, it was a funny name. Okay, it was just a little bit of a literal. Yeah, just like, I was like, good. But everyone must do that. Yeah, you name your stuff stupid things.

I tell you what, I don't name something stupid is my phone. Head, right? Because of the... It shows up, you know, on a sharing or it shows up on hotspots. I just named it something, Dad. – I think mine's just called iPhone. – Yeah. – I was a VidCon once and I was just on my phone and I was trying to text something

to Tony, but you came up on the adrop and I was like, and I was like, are you on 4'5 and you're like, yeah, and I was like, I think we're right next to each other. I think our rooms were back in the room. – That's not creepy, right? – I was in a meeting over here the other day in the, yeah, and I was like, I think we're right next to each other. I think our rooms were back in the room. That's not creepy, right? I was in a meeting over here the other day in the space over there, and I was having trouble connecting to the Wi-Fi, and it said, you know, enter the password for the Wi-Fi.

I was like, I fucking put this password in before. And then from across through, Maryl looks at me and goes, my computer's asking me if I want to share the Wi-Fi password with you. Yeah, I'm just doing that immediately. That's weird. And then Bernie said,

now mine is asking if I want to share the Wi-Fi password. It's like, how the fuck does it know that we know each other? And that- Contacts I guess? I guess maybe, maybe I'm like, I guess I can do my contacts. That's weird. Yeah, it's weird.

It's like if you go, if you go over to someone's house and you just try and get on their Wi-Fi, they'll know. If you all have an Wi-Fi. Have you ever had an Wi-Fi? I went to a party that I went to and somebody had their Wi-Fi on the wall as a QR code. So you can just like, that was their Wi-Fi information. So here it is, but also here's a QR code if you just want to like, hit it.

But you have a QR app. I think it's built in your camera and your iPhone. Yeah, the iPhone, the camera just built in, does it? QR thing. I've seen that Apple's finally trying to lock down on, there's built in your camera and your iPhone. Yeah, the iPhone, the camera just built in, does it? Got you. QR thing. I've seen that Apple's finally trying to lock down on, there's people on the app store who sell apps for a ridiculous amount of money that already do things

that the base operating system does. No shit, that's great. Like there's people who sell expensive QR code readers. Like your fucking camera does that. You don't need to pay someone $10 to get a goddamn app to do that. But why would they still get money? No, I mean, you just, you don goddamn app to do that. But why would they, they still get money? No, I mean, you just, you wanna exploit people.

Yeah, nobody else can exploit people to Apple Pay. It's a long-term thing. They want people to be using the App Store and trust it, you know. Does anyone think they, no, they can stuff about Android. It's a, I trust Google Play Store a lot less than I trust the App Store. What in terms of like legit app?

Yeah, then again, I've had an iPhone for like 10 years. So I'm, what bad experience you've had on the Google Pixel. Just like a bunch of random shit on there, random stuff. Like I tried to get a hyperlapse for my pixel that I had and it was not the same thing at all. It was hyperlapse was not the same. They just don't have the app on. Nope.

Nope. I am disappointed by the screensaver game on Windows. What I was kid, it's just photos now. I am disappointed by the screensaver game on Windows. When I was a kid, it's just photos now. When I was a kid, I'd be like, oh, Windows 95. Oh, Windows 98, now you've got this sweet, 3D maze screensaver. And at some point, like 20 years ago,

they just stopped making new screensaver. They're back there being cared about energy consumption. We would just let it. I guess now all screens dim. Right, I think it's better communication between the monitor and the computer. Burning was a lot easier to happen. I I guess now all screens dim. Right. And it's better communication between the monitor and the viewer. Burning was a lot easier to happen. But I want to sweet like aquarium screensaver.

It used to be back in the day. You could pay, like you could buy screensaver on a Mac. There was a dark, there was a piece of soft recall after dark. There was like 30 bucks. And all it was with screensaver. That's it.

If you look up like a popular. Yeah. I think anyone who had a Mac probably had. I think that was like promotional stuff. Like if you went on a website, you could be like, hey, Yeah, everyone like I think anyone who had a Mac probably had I think I was like promotional stuff like if you went on a website you could be like Hey, you want to download our screensaver and that's what you would do And if you had you use it because iPhone have the like forced touch backgrounds Have you seen those where it was like for while it was like Inconjecting into water. No. Yeah, and now it's

What is it on this one? I don't know. I don't know. That's the old Oh, yeah, it now it's what is the oldest one? That's the old Savor it's high res man. There was some also had toast in them Yeah, there's a toast show it yeah, yeah, and yeah, they were all settings for that you could determine the quantity of toasters the quantity of toast The amount of char on the toast. It was all like configurable. So you could get your fucking flying toasters exactly how you wanted. Oh yeah, like the current ones for Apple millionaire. I like it. It's like oil and paint. Like you press on it. It's like swirly oil. But they always delete the old ones. Like you can't get the ink in going in the water.

Oh really? It's like why not just add to it? Why don't you show me that after the podcast? I don't know what you're talking about. But they always delete this. There's only of a three. And they always delete the previous year's don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, but they always delete this There's only a three and they always delete the previous he has stopped and it's a rip off cab Should they found out the window your life is hard. Hey somebody's about to be a billionaire from the lottery Let's talk about that in the post. Yeah. All right. I'm fucking billionaire. Thanks Thanks for watching if you're a first member you can hear us talk about that don't drink the water uh vote don't drink water Vote don't drink water. Vote don't drink water. Do you like apples? Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples?

All right, example. Together in Trempathos, Characombs, Characombs are free of Diaz of nothing to do with this podcast. Analyze various unsolved and rooster teeth's cryptic podcast, f*** face. Call to action. Feel free to add something show premise specific, but short. Listen to show name on Apple Spotify or wherever you get podcasts. It's f*** face, a podcast. Subscribe or no. You do yes?