Rooster Teeth Podcast - Who's Burnie Always Ready to Fight? - #497

Episode Date: June 19, 2018

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John, you're the host of a show. I'm Barbara. I'm John as well. And I'm Gus also as well. So, no, we got all the John's out of the way and on the spot. You can't be in that one. That was by the way great. That was really great.

I love to see people doing stuff like that. We should explain John Hosea show called on the spot. I do. We just gone through a metamorphosis in the last season. It's gone through a change and It was correct for wrong was Barbara well Allegiance John John John John John John the entire cash showed up dressed as John and did not tell me they were doing it And I did not see it until 30 seconds before we went live even John was dressed as John that day. I was I just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just go. Yeah, I guess which I thought made it even funny to you guys that I wasn't dressed like you, but it infuriated me to no end that it was so easy to dress up as me. It's nice. You're like a cartoon character. I'm a caricature just a walking caricature. Well, I mean, it's like you have a very well-defined style then. I do. You have a look and people can point to it and be like, here's what happened. And I think I've already seen this starting to happen with you.

Is they will send you now, they meaning the population at large. We'll send you photos of any dude with a mustache and long hair. I already get that. Say, it's you. It's you. I already get that. I get constantly being told someone sees me in public. All right, stop.

Yeah, that's awesome. It's a it's a weirdest that I make the best John. It is a little bit. You have the cheekbones. Yeah, and the blue eyes. Pull it off. Also, it's weird that it seem barbed and mustache seems somehow more appropriate than seen Chris

with facial hair. Well, far more unlikely that Chris to Maris would grow facial hair. Chris looks like John's Italian cousin. Like I don't know if we can pull that up again, but to me he's like Jimmy Reisinger. Is that the Italian cousin? It's because he had the ponytail, but like the ponytail going on instead of like the man bunners and like that. Yeah, they're all pretty great, but yeah, I get sent pictures

all the time of I look like you are they racist, but it can't be. But yeah, I get sent pictures all the time of, I look like people are they pretty good. It's not as huge racist, but it can't be. No, so you can't be racist to me. You can't. Somehow it seems like it is stuff, somehow we cross that line. Shame on all of you. I actually wanted to do that bit,

like the first time I was on the hell episode, but we didn't get our act together in time. So when I was on with Max, Christian Josh, I was like, I really wanna do this bit where we all dress up as John. I was John. Is that something you're like doing, I really want to do this bit where we all dress up as John. I was John. Is that something you're like doing, like dressing up with people that you're working with?

Because you did that thing with a, with Steven Sopcich. Yeah, I'm kind of realizing I like dressing up as a guy for comedic sake. Go ahead. Maybe I'm discovering something about myself, who knows. Did something awake in you?

But it's weird though, because the two guys I've dressed up as, everyone has said that I pulled it off really well. There's something one I thought you did really well? It's because you've picked two effeminate dudes with slim body. Yeah, you make a good point. I don't know if I'd make a good Bernie. No, no, right.

You got it. Josh Flanagan, that'd be a tough one to block there. We don't have the budget for that much. So, what a point something. Yeah. So, I said, we have these Japanese teas. My chance, a great example. So, Gus has one of, sorry if you're listening to the audio podcast, this is. That's a great example. So Gus has one of, sorry if you're listening to the audio

podcast, this is gonna be a visual joke. So he has this Japanese tea that comes in our drink cooler here at work. It seems like a product placement. Because you walk around with them, that's like a tea and a coffee. Who comes in our drink cooler? That's a guy.

You seem healthy. And it seems healthy as long as you keep the label on, but if you take the label off, then it looks like I'm carrying around a vial of my own piss and you're very unhealthy. Yeah. I'm very unhealthy. You need to drink our water. What is it? What is that? You're fucking workout feed. What's that? Right. I work out so my pee doesn't get all cloudy. Yeah. There think there's a question you get when you work out too much. If you do enough squats, then the pee stays clear. It's how it works.

No. Listen to me. There's a condition back, fuck somebody with God, you sweat out too much of the clear liquid. So then there's less clear liquid to make pee. Why do you think I'm hydrating right now? This is a public service announcement. Not for our audience.

I've never, once heard that we're working out too much, makes your pee yellow. No, it shuts your kid is down You get robbed rob doses or do you have no? This what's it called? Rob dosis no one is no one is the broadcast crew when was last time you guys were out to Rob dose a sometime in a Google Did you mean Rob dosia?

Did you have maybe I did maybe I did Google? Nope, that's a plant. If I work out in my CrossFit, look at her in colors. CrossFit, my P is orange. It's gonna come back, it's gonna work. So happy that's in your full search is now. Brown urine three days later on the fitness reddit, dark P after exercise.

It's like too much protein powder, something. It's a cascading effect in your body. We're, Rabdo, right? Yeah, but it's short. Rabdo is short for something. It's short for, How is that?

Are you a video? It's short for gains. Are they doing extra A in there? No, it's RHA, right? Yeah, RHA. For a hot. I know what I'm talking about. Don't talk about.

Rabdo is my Olysis. How's your wrap up? What's going on, Bernie? Rabdo, my Olysis. It's a condition in which damage skeletal muscle I don't talk about it. Don't talk about it. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. How's your wrap up? It's going burning. It's going burning. It's going burning. It's going burning. It's going burning.

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what is that? Are you carrying around a container, are you going to pee? Did you really eat this with my pee? It looks like that. I mean, the thing is that people don't know this, but right before we went live, you were off sets somewhere and the shadows doing something and then you come back holding this like hot, coming in hot. So I thought you were just like peeing in a bottle offset, maybe.

Coming in hot, huh? But I always, I heard, and I shouldn't even tell a story because I can't tell it any further, but I heard an amazing idea for a movie that I just thought is fucking amazing. I'll tell you guys afterwards. What a great story. It's not my idea.

It's a great idea. So I can't tell. Listen, I'm just being honest. I'm being honest. I'm telling you, you told me it's a great idea. I told you. I'm backing you. You told me, I'm just backing you up.

I'm just always ready to fight. I'm getting the fight. I'm getting like crossfire here for no reason. Crossfire. That's a crossfire. That was direct fire. I was aiming at you. One more set.

I think you were mad at them and just kind of spilled over under me spill fire. Sorry. It's my Oasis that I have that's got me on edge man. I read all two muscles are breaking down. I read an awful headline Did you say you get a little muscles are breaking down? That's what it's okay? I read an awful headlight speaking of health problems. I read an awful headline the other week before we went to E3 Yep I read an awful headline the other week before we went to E3. Yep. Three tourists confirmed as first global cases of super gonorrhea after I'm protected sex in Southeast Asia. Southeast Asia was especially Thailand I want to believe. I don't know.

I want to go from gonorrhea to super gonorrhea. I know what it is. You know what it is? It's they can't fight it with anything. That's a thing now. Cifalist and gonorrhea are making a huge comeback. Oh good. Yeah, they've been doing CrossFit.

They're working on that. They have resistance now to all major antibiotic treatments. Awesome. So there are some specific strains of it. Well, I know they changed the STD term to STI because infections can be treated. So would these now be actual STDs? I mean, I think you could treat it, but I think,

I don't, there's some differentiation between disease and infection. That's why they changed the STI. Does that work? Yeah, I've never understood that. Maybe they're trying to change people's attitudes towards STD. Infection sounds a lot nicer than disease.

Yeah, a little bit. Because infection, you're like, oh, it's like a cold. Yeah, like I have infection. Supermix I'm disease. Supermix it sounds way worse. Yeah, or really cool. Like a supergunneria. Who wants a fuck?

Nobody. Yeah, no one raised their hands on that. It would be really great if they worked out into the plot of a new Superman movie though. Like they got to take them down somehow and they give them Super Connery. That's the only thing they can knock on. $1,000,000.

Let's write this out. How are we giving Superman Super Connery? Send Lois Lane to Thailand. Where was it George? I figured it was Thailand. Southeast Asia, she has to do a big report. She comes back, some happens. She gets really horny down there with all the research

she's doing. So I could Thailand, right? Yeah. What? Thailand's a wild place.'t, so I could Thailand, dude. Yeah. What? Thailand's a wild place. OK. Singapore's not a wild place. Does Thailand make you more?

Singapore's a place that's out of rule for everything. Everything makes me horny. So mom and dad, I know you're watching. Great. How long have you been in your new relationship? Is it okay? I even say new? Yeah, you can say new.

Actually, as of the 16th, technically, the 17th, because we had our first kiss December 17th, like at midnight, past midnight, six months. There's way more information than anyone should know about when their relationship started and what not. That's too much. We had our first kiss at the night. That's too much.

The company part. It was the carpeting part, yeah. Yeah, I recognize the date as the company party. Yeah, it was. It was the past midnight mistakes were made. but yeah, I was just thinking about that because as of this weekend, it was six months exactly. What a great segue from Supergoneria to uh, I mean, I was really it was seamless. Well, we did go there through barbers never ending horniness is where how we ride that location. Always happy to open the door to that. So is the company party is that,

I don't say this. I don't know, what are you saying? I don't say this. I mean, the company party this year was, if I may say so. It was okay. I think last year's party was better. Last year was the masquerade one.

I don't know who's sitting over there. So I'm like staring straight ahead while I'm talking about this. I think you're good. Yeah. I don't think any of them are here. No events team over there. So I'm like staring straight ahead while I'm talking about this. I think you're good. Yeah. I don't think any of them are here. No events team over there. So do you feel bad that you met your boyfriend, you know,

but you hooked up with your boy, that's the wrong word too. Anyway, that you guys established your relationship and kind of an okay party. Well, it's better to have a better party. It was actually technically after the party that we established because a bunch of us went to Handelbar, which is a bar in Austin, close by to the venue we were at after the party. It was actually technically after the party that we established because a bunch of us went to handle bar, which is a bar in Austin, close by to the venue we were at after the party because I think the party ended at like 11 or something. It was earlier, I remember. And we ended up talking more at handle bar. And at that point, it was not the party anymore. Who was the like, how did

this start? Like who like gave the first signal, the thizer? Besides Jon. Jon gives the signal to fucking everybody. It was six months and one day ago. It was, well, I was one who initiated going over to talk to him, because I noticed he was at the party alone. And I didn't know that he was single until that night. So. How does that come up?

Hey, I'm single, by the way. No, well, I was just like, oh, are you not here with anybody? And then I found out through actually West that he was now single. Okay. And he loaded in the network. Drug Barbara made no wasted time. Really?

So we're talking hours later. You're. Oh, I mean, I don't think it was that day. I don't know, but. Well, you're kissing him at the end of the party. Was it at the party that you find out? No, oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. It was at the party I found out. I know what you're talking about

I'm talking you here very whole some anniversary here. Yeah, we guys smooched after the party. Smooch Probably broke a lot of company rules. I would think all right Bernie. It's admissible. They are I think I think I think rules about that I don't know if you have rules. Yeah, the rule is very simple day whoever you want never break up Ever please for the love of God. Just relationships are fine. Like in breakups, so just like drag everybody else in. And it's too much. I mean, you'll work in different departments,

so you're okay. Yeah. There's no like seniority or... Yeah, no one's each other's boss. It's awesome. Yeah, no one works in the same department. I honestly, like other than when we do on the spot together, I don't think I really interact with Trevor at work.

On the spot brings people together. Oh, yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, kind of the way like Frankenstein brought the villagers together. No other. That's the same way.

Hey, whatever we got to do to motivate. Whatever you got to do. I was at the party alone. No one came up to talk to me and be like, can't wear you alone. I spoke to you. No, I'm pretty sure you didn't at the party. I was busy. I didn't hurt Trevor with single. And on the market. There was a very small time.

We never make moves, dude. I know. And he already got picked up. And I lost my opportunity. You have to get in there while the getting was good. Yeah, it was actually West is actually a big reason why we got together that night. Because I didn't know he was single until West was just like, You have to get in there while the getting was good. Yeah, it was actually West is actually a big reason why we got together that night.

Because I didn't know he was single until West was just like, you know, he's single now. And I was like, I'm a talk to him because I'm drunk. West and alcohol. Yeah. That's what it takes to date Trevor. The best way man. Who are you drinking? Good.

I appreciate the wing man. But you love being a weak man. You're a great wing man, Bernie. drinking. Good. I appreciate the wingman. Little, you love being a wingman. You're a great wingman, Bernie. Yeah. Thank you. You're also a good, like, uh, uh, setter-upper? What's the word? Matchmaker.

Matchmaker, that's the one. Yeah. I think it's actually a past time of yours. A little bit. I remember when I'm not, I'm not criticizing it at all. I appreciate it, but it's something I've noticed. Barber's a good wingmanman too, because I was single when Barber's single, so we ended up like going out

like at bars and stuff like that. Yeah, it's a couple years ago. And so when you meet someone, I don't know if you know that you're not, Barber, if I may, is sometimes intimidating to other women. Like Barber being there, I'll glam up and everything. And then- Trying to make a face.

What is? She's trying to make a face. But then the thing that happens is, we start talking to somebody, they say, oh, your girlfriend, they'll say, you said my lovely daughter, they say your girlfriend, like they float that like, you know,

that they're, they'll question market the end, then apply like dot, dot, dot. And I go, oh no, no, that's just, she's my friend, we were worked together, but then it's like, oh no, I fucking hate her. It's a big fight.

But it is, no, that's just my friend. We were working together. But then it's like, I fucking hate her. It's a good fight. But it is honestly, the pretty woman around is a weird stamp of approval for dudes. What's like, you know what I mean? I get that. We were talking about someone we knew where their previous girl from a super hot. And it was like, so we knew they were gonna date somebody else super hot, sure enough they did.

Or just like they, it's gonna sound weird, but that like gonna date somebody else super hot sure enough they did or just like they It's gonna sound weird but that like if someone who is super hot and potentially shallow potentially not Was into them there had to be some good qualities to that person there. We got to see this is it It's like a way that's terrible way of saying it but like I want to point something out when you and Barbara Go out in public if people will pose you the question like like the dot, dot, dot, trying to feel out if she's your girlfriend or not. Doesn't happen that often. That is not the experience I had with you. Wait, what was ours?

If you remember, we went to that restaurant downtown that one time. I went there with you and Bethany. Then you two walked away to go sit at the table and I was going to get you guys your drink at the bar. And there was a guy sitting at the bar. He watched Barbara and Beth and he walked away then turned it looked at me and went Got a colored expensive ones with you don't you? Wow, do you remember that? Why is that the assumption here? It's more a commentary on Gus than you two right now

Much more a commentary. Yeah, it was a weird horrible compliment You know weird way to you. Yeah, expensive, you know? Yeah, we're classy. We like nice things and expensive things. He said you, it just felt like you look like a rich guy. You could really like a rich guy. Before the nice girls. Okay. Yeah, not at all the same.

How many, how many lady friends do you have that get mistaken as hired help? Me? I've never had, I've been fortunate enough to never have any lady friends in my company mistaken as ladies of the night. Ladies of the night. Yeah.

Do you and I, I think, and a couple of people went out when we were both single? Yeah. I win woman for you maybe? Maybe not. I think you've tried. Yeah. You've tried.

Yeah. I tried. I'm you've tried. Yeah. You've tried. Yeah. I tried. I'm very awkward in a cold, open kind of experience of like just meeting someone at a bar like I think. I'm just, it's not something I'm very good at. Really? Yeah. Let's see, that's a part of, I think that makes me like the wingman stuff is like it's

to chat people up and then go, which route, you know? And that came over here. That is a more ideal experience for me is when I can have someone who like, drops in your lap, yeah, go figure. Thank you. Yeah, everyone prefers that. Yeah, well, I'm saying it's just Gavin

is a fucking king of that. Gavin? Yeah, when Gavin saw, I've literally seen conversations where a woman will walk up to Gavin and say, like, not we're dating now, but basically, like, pay you, we're dating now. And he's like, okay, I mean, if you've ever seen a thing where Gavin approached a woman and like, worked on it and made something happen.

Not in the fucking 15 years I've known. No, never. I can't picture that. No. Yeah, it's fascinating. It's fascinating. And he does perfectly fine. Yeah, yeah, a little too well.

Mm-hmm. I agree. When's Megan wise up? Be like, what's going on here? Yeah, really? She likes. Yeah, she could do a lot better than Gavin. I do and I saw something so funny.

And I don't know if we can look it up or go out. But the Italian go on keeper for the World Cup team looks like Trevor and Gavin had a baby. going in, go on. Go on. Keeper for the World Cup team. Looks like Trevor and Gavin had a baby. It's imagine Gavin, but with Trevor's hair, basically, it's really bizarre. And it's one of those things where anybody else looks at the picture and will say, I'm absolutely wrong, but I guarantee this guy, like, something about him, he looks just like Gavin and Trevor.

I'm still, my mind is still blown of that, it's like a magazine cover with some woman who looks like a cross between me and Ashley. I look at that every now and then because it's my camera roll and it freaks me the fuck out. Because usually when people send me a photo, it's the same way we were talking about before, where we're like, yeah, just some... Not the best picture, because the hair, but...

This is, oh. Is anybody else watching the World Cup? Or am I the only one? I don't even know what's happening. Wow. I thought this was qualifying round. Something, what is this? I was watching the Overwatch League stage finals last night.

Does that count? No, that's the World Cup. At all. We're sports boys. We're not the famous sports boys. Okay. Okay. You're an esports boy.

I'm an esports boy. That's great. I read a story that you know, you're up to call Overwatch Footwatch. The while they were practicing South Korea played Sweden That's great. I read a story that you know you're up to call Overwatch footwatch The while they were practicing the South Korea played Sweden this morning and they were practicing and they you know They played like friendly games before they the actual match together the South Korean coach Determined that Europeans have a hard time telling their players apart. So he had all their players switch Jersey So that they wouldn't know who was good at what dude. That's awesome

That's hilarious. That's fucking crazy. Is that legal? I during the friendly. Yeah, it was like scrimmages, so it didn't count. Oh, that's funny. There's unofficial games. So people in favor certain players. Right, so the Swedes would think that the person with one name was good at something,

but really with someone else. Sure. Yeah, that makes sense. That is, that is amazing. That's great. It's good strategy. Dude, they're still ended up losing. Let's talk hockey for's good strategy. Dude, so far, they're still in the blue scene.

Let's talk hockey for a second. You saw hockey for a second. Let's talk it for a second. The capitals won. The Stanley Cup, right? Washington capitals. And the crazy thing was the Las Vegas Golden Knights were in the Stanley Cup as a new team.

Like this was their first season as a team. Listen, I don't follow hockey. I read this because the caps put out a statement. Is that correct that this was the first season of the Golden Knights? I don't know. I believe so, yeah. Yeah, it was, I think it was.

Thank you, sports people over there. Thank you. It's so fun. I look at this, they were all staring straight ahead and dead silence. I was like, I got something wrong there. I know, you're good, you're good. Why would I know what's going on with hockey?

It's just news, it's just news. I don't follow. I bet you can tell me those pop. I don't catch if the day. I don't watch hockey at all, but I know that. And like one of the players had never won the cup. And he's old. You're good.

You're good. No, it's a Russian name. He's Gorskowski. And he's missing T. And it was really funny. He's Gorskowski, that was it. Also a girl flashed her boobs during the, no, yeah, when they were skating around with a cup over the heads.

And he had all the team following him. The girl flashed her boobs and they lost the rest of the team. Like it was like ducklings. Like, you know, in like the wily coyote when they paint the line and they change the way and everything just follows that. It's exactly what that looked like. Suddenly he's by himself with a cup. I was just at the class.

Well distracted. Yeah. Where do we go, Pocky? Because Barb is a hockey fan. She's a center fan. Yeah, centers are a mess. How do they, what is their team name? Ottawa Senators.

Senators? Yeah, it's like Roman Senator. Yeah, it's got like, as in a political. Yeah, they get all of their elected representatives and they have to field a professional hockey team Like a centurion cool call yourself the centurions don't call yourself the senators. I think it might be the Canadian word for it Who knows the Canadian work for Things it's senator with a you in there for some reason while we're sitting on t-names. There's also the Montreal Canadians

Yeah, there's also the Montreal Canadians. Yeah, that's also bad. Edmonton Oilers. Oh man, that makes me upset every time I hear about the Oilers. Because my team I followed growing up in American football was the Houston Oilers and then they just fucking went away. They shipped them off, they sold them to Tennessee

and they took the name with them and then Houston got another team. So, it's kind of the sea oilers. No, there's a Tennessee Titans now, but. They were the Tennessee oilers for one season, right? I think there were. I think there were. Yeah, maybe throwback stuff every now and then

when they throw back days in the NFL, they bring out the old school oilers uniforms, like, fuck you. Well, in response to the Canadians, there is one football team called the Texans. Yeah, I guess it's something that teams do. The funniest one to me has always been the Toronto Maple Leafs though. What?

It's just like, it's just the maple, like you're naming your team after a type of leaf. It's like, it's so funny to me. I don't know. It's like if you had like a sports league with kindergarteners, like one of them would be the maple. What the maple leaf? The maple leaf. Like, oh, that's adorable. Where's the pine cone?

There's the angels. Yeah, but it just, when you're name a team in Canada, It's a maple leaf. It's like, oh, that's adorable. Where's the pine cone? There's the angels. Yeah, but angels. Well, your name and team in Canada is like maple leaf. It's just like one of the beavers. Yeah, or the syrups. Yeah, where the Canadians make fun of you for having a wippy sounding team name. Kind of in trouble. I guess.

For like if we, you know, name the Washington hockey team, the Washington flags. Yeah. Well, I mean, just to compare it, in the NBA, we had what the Washington bullets and then they became the wizards. They had to become the wizards because they didn't want that association with the, with bullets. What do I, what do I, associate that change with Michael Jordan? Was he like a investor in the wizards after he played there briefly?

Yeah. Was that what it was? Like, with the play form when they were the bullets and They maybe they changed the wizards Right before he came on There was a writer on that time. Yeah, was that post baseball? Yeah, thanks Patrick I only knew that he played baseball because of space jam That's the only reason I knew Michael Jordan played baseball. I'm still never seen space jam. What? I'm still never seen space jam. What? What? I'm a, I'm a, I'm a,

Can you throw this podcast? I'm older than you guys. I don't know if you know that. Oh, fucking care. I watched things that I was too old for. How old are you when you saw space jam? I don't know. Yeah.

I feel like I can. I'd be 40 now when I want you to space jam. Come out. I want to say like late 90s. It's like 98. I feel like way about Kingdom Hearts because we had to cover that a lot during E3 this week. And Kingdom Hearts always just felt like a kids game to me

because it's all Disney stuff. So the album was gonna play that when I was 20. When do you think ours come out? What, I was like in my 20s. Yeah, that's how I miss Pokemon. Pokemon came out when it was like my first semester of college. My one of my two semesters of college, and it was like I was too busy with that.

And I just Pokemon happened, and then I wasn't playing video games. We should watch stage jam together. All right, I don't know why. and I just Pokemon happened and then I wasn't playing video games. We should watch stage jam together. All right, I don't know why. Well, plus when you're in college, you can't really afford a Game Boy and we're going to ask your parents for a Game Boy in college. Probably not going to happen. We're busy asking for food to eat, you know, or money to eat food, I should say.

Man, I had a great meal time when I was in college. I would eat a pint of ice cream with every meal. I wanted to see if I could get fat. That was my plan. And did you? I got a bit of a belly, but not huge, not crazy big. You're amazing. I called it my blue belly.

He would also call his sisters or write them an email and ridicule them because tell them he was eating ice cream for dinner because he's an adult and adults can do that. Yeah, I would call him. I'd be like, Hey, you know what I mean for dinner ice cream. I was like, you're younger. Yeah, I'm just going home. How much younger are they than you? 12 years.

Oh, wow. Okay. So they're like 40 now. Oh, okay. Oh, Jesus. Dude, he's, he's your age. Why would you be pretty young? He's actually younger than Bernie.

Yeah. He's just trying to like, he's the baby of the group. Yeah, I was going to say he's your age. Why would you be pretty young? He's actually younger than Bernie. Yeah. Who see, he's just trying to like, he's the baby of the group. Yeah, I was gonna say he's the youngest of. Look at the cute little baby. The nice thing about getting older though is all your friends, like you think you're all different ages. You're not.

God, when we started, merge together. When we started, I thought you were all the same age. We're all the same age. I thought Jeff was younger than me. He's basically the same age. We're the same age now as far as I don't consider him. Two years younger than me, which is like 0.5% of our age at this point. So what's the bigger differential when you're younger?

I know. It's what it is. It's this also life experience escalates. I was just talking to my kids about this because Teddy was, oh, Teddy's got braces. And he's three or four days in and he's like, my teeth hurt. I can't stand this. And it's like, you know, we can have your nine. We're going to remember you have him. And then two years teeth hurt, I can't stand this. And it's like, in a week and a half, you're not even going to remember you have him. And then two years from now, you'll be so happy

or 18 months from now when you're all done, you'll be so happy off straight teeth and everything. So it's just like, I was trying to say, think about yourself four years ago when you were nine. Does that anything you did when you were nine matter? Do you wish you didn't spend more time like playing piano or something like that? When you look back, look back at stuff, it's like, that's the way to look at it. So like, I know it's really important to you because it's going on right now,

but think about your future self. That's also why you shouldn't eat a pint of ice cream with every single meal. Also that, think about your future self. It was a delicious experiment. Okay, real quick. We'll see you when we know Gus. Quick quiz, John, Barbara.

Bernie, what is Gus' favorite ice cream? Why would I know? I know. This is the easy one. It's podcast, chocolate chip. Well, don't look at him because don't give me answer Barbara. I got my poker face on. I'm gonna say Rocky Road. Man, I go off the beaten pad and you like a pistachio here. Run raising Gus is old school old school. Oh man. He's calling me old again. Where's the fucking same age? We go over this. I always say your your name is Gus and you're married to Esther. Gus and Esther are that you guys should be 90.

Yeah, my long with those names. I'm gonna guess. You said chocolate chip. Yeah. Oh, man. Mint chocolate chip. Rocky road nailed it. Is it really? Yeah. So fucking basic. Totally guess. So fucking basic. Rocky road. Come on. What is your exotic ice cream that you love? I hate not like the statue and room reason and all that. Yeah. So fucking basic. Totally guess something. So fucking basic. Rocky Road, come on. That's what you do.

What is your exotic ice cream that you love? I hate not like the dash you and Roman reason and all that. No, I want to hear his amazing cool ice cream that he loves. Yeah, what's your favorite? Blood. Yes, the hot hot hot hot hot. It's hot. It's frozen blood.

Blood ice cream. I like specifically Ben and Jerry's Choco Chip Cookie dough ice cream. Ooh, that's good. My favorite ice cream is Choco Chip Cookie dough. Is it really? Yes, it's coming in common. Mint Choco Chip. That's a good one.

Favorite. It's so refreshing. I love it. That would be my second favorite. I like mint Choco Chip. Also, a drumsticks. I know it's not like an ice cream flavor, but drumsticks are so fucking good.

Man, for the taste. But somebody figured out that it's I've got Cornedos. I'm going to London again. Woo. You can't get Cornedo here? I don't think so. And I think I've found him here, but they're not the right flavor.

They have different flavors. What are Cornedos? Cornedos are basically European drumsticks. Also, everyone from Europe and then for Australia for Magnums will tell you the wrong, or whatever. Everybody tells us their candy is wrong here. Like Gaffo goes on and on about the chocolate. I will say our chocolate is not as good here.

It's garbage. It's very bad. The true. I brought 45 pounds of chocolate back from overseas once. What is wrong with everybody? I took an empty suitcase just to fill it with chocolate and bring it back. Dude, that's trafficking.

You can get like felony for this. I wasn to fill it with chocolate and bring it back. That's trafficking. You can get, like, felony for this. I wasn't distributing it. I was eating it. Yeah, I'm reporting you. I'm going to need to confiscate your chocolate. It's all gone, I ate it.

I've had that conversation though about, like, growing up, especially in media, it was always the joke that, that, specifically, British cuisine is inferior to Americans and even like is tasteless and that kind of thing. But any experience, that was the joke. But any experience I've had with British cuisine or how they do stuff has been like, oh, this is upgrading stuff.

Like even down to like how they make their scrambled eggs or how they make their bread. And this breakfast is like, that's like one of my favorite meals of all time. Yeah, but what do you get? Cause that covers a lot of territory. I don't want that fucking tomato with my breakfast. I'm with you dude.

That tomato is not belong on that plate. I think it's beans too. Yeah, the beans are on the fence. Oh no, the beans in toast is the best thing in the world. They get everything. Beans in toast. It's so good. I mean, I got to spend Christmas with riots family this year.

So I got to have an English Christmas in the countryside and her dad one morning made in the Afold English. And it might be one of the most memorable experiences in my entire life. So good. Who was knocking out? What was in it? The beans and it. Yeah, it did.

Did you get blood pudding? No, he had, well, it wasn't blood pudding, it was a black pudding. And it's an old blood. You said blood ice cream was your favorite. Yes, I love it. Take it off that blood pudding. But yeah, had their bacon,

one of the call like rashes bacon and eggs and tomatoes and mushrooms and a cup of tea. Mushroom? Chicken eggs? Yes. Okay. Make sure it's a different country. No, steak eggs.

You call me, you call me a guard. I didn't know what to answer that because no one ever says the term chicken eggs when you are ordering food or anything. So I think, yes, it was chicken eggs. Do we eat other eggs? Do we eat other eggs? Do we eat ostrich eggs? Do we eat other eggs?

Do we eat ostrich eggs? Do you don't eat ostrich eggs? Do you? You can. I feel like I've seen people eat them, but I feel like it's just. Let's get an Oscar chicken, make a huge omelet on the podcast. Ooh, yeah. Eric can make it happen. Yeah, podcast 500. It's the car set shit. Get it here now. I want to see a film, a video of Eric trying to take an egg away from an ostrich.

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Where's that? Where's Glen Afrik brewery? I don't see it, dude. I can't. Bernie just won't go to the website. I'll find out. The last one we're on is Alex Yule. That's cool design, dude. I'm going to the website. I'll find out the last one where I am is Alex you all

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I could have sworn I saw a guy who's driving while on meth the other day. I don't know what I'm gonna do. That's a very specific call out. He was like, I don't know, the way he was like, he was on Lamar and he was gonna turn onto Canig, so he was in the left turn lane, but then all of a sudden he decided he didn't want to be in that lane, so he shot out across all the lanes of traffic to the far right lane, but he went too far, so

he over corrected and then like, swirved back into the left lane, and then realized he wanted to be back in the other one, then like, swirved erratically back into the right lane, so like, I need to pass this guy, it's obviously fucking, it's eight in the morning by the way. I passed this guy, and I look at it and he's like, like picking at his face, and. So like, I need to pass this guy's guys, obviously, fuck it's eight in the morning, by the way. I passed this guy and I look at it and he's like like picking at his face. Oh, wow. And I'm like, that guy's on something. I need to put a lot of distance between us. And but luckily he turned off to like some side street is like, maybe that guy probably hasn't slept a little in a couple of days. Or he's like still drunk or something

from the night before. That's another dangerous thing that a lot of people don't realize is that drunk drivers like an after-night of like saturday or friday There's still drunk drivers in the morning because people are like still drunk into the morning No, that makes sense. Yeah, I mean we have our bars here Close at two obviously you can still drink at home if you want to But yeah, I mean I've I'm sorry to admit that I've sometimes gotten so drunk that I wake up and I'm still drunk. Usually it's not after a full night's sleep. Whenever that has happened,

it's only having a couple of times, I think it's terrible feeling. Yeah. It's a really terrible feeling. I would rather wake up hung over there. You know, I read something the other day about how the alcohol interacts with your body and you know, you think about how like the morning after

you got drinking, if you've been drunk, like you feel like you're sweating it out or it's coming out of your pores and you can smell it. Yeah. That's not actually the case. That's not what's happening. What's happening is the alcohol, you know, centered your blood stream,

which is why you have your blood alcohol content. But what you're smelling is actually the alcohol interacting with the air in your lungs. Since your blood gets oxygenated in the lungs. Yeah. And it's coming out of your lungs in your breath, which is why they use breathalyzer to test how drunk you are, because you can't hype that because it's the alcohol content in your blood. Oh, I just assumed it was like residual alcohol in your mouth.

Yeah, that's what I always thought to you. But it's just it's actually from the oxygen in your lungs. Yeah, gross. Yeah, it's really gross to think about that. Like your blood is exposed to the air. And that's where that smells coming from. No, past. I always heard the, I don't know if I see him in some myth where if you get really drunk, you're like, oh, I'll just pee, I'll pee it out and feel better. It's like, no, you're just taking out the dilution of peeing out like the water and essentially getting more drunk. You're making your concentration of alcohol on your body higher by doing that. I was always here with people saying, they puke and then they feel like they're better. It's a very unhealthy habit in general.

And it's crazy how much everyone engages in this, like basically... You're poisoning. Poisoning yourself. I went through this like this like this, but good luck with your brewery. Yes. Oh, that business takes off for you, buddy. No, but I see I grew up not being around

any sort of culture that was based around alcohol and then it wasn't until I got into my 20s that I was like, oh, I can do alcohol now. I guess I'll try it out. I can do alcohol. Yeah. Do alcohol please. do alcohol now. I guess I'll try it out. I can do alcohol. Yeah. Do alcohol please. One alcohol please.

Yes. And then, I kept trying to, you know, for lack of a better way of putting it, getting into it and enjoying it somehow. And then, you know, you get into the Austin atmosphere. And it's very much, you know, there's a lot of bars and that's how people like to go out and do stuff. And then if you date, that's what people like to do a lot.

And if you go to parties, that's people do a lot. And I've just come full circle where I'm just like, I don't like alcohol. I don't really like the flavor. I don't like the taste when I started working on my health. I did research on what it does to your body when you did. I was like, well, that's counterintuitive to everything else.

I'm doing it in my life. So like at best, when we go to parties and I just wanna like not stand out like a total sore thumb, like Max makes fun of me and asks if I want my Bathka Spritzer because that's got the least of like, caloric like content and that kind of thing. But to be honest, I never ever, ever want to drink alcohol.

I've never had a craving to drink alcohol. I never, it's just something that I don't care for. Talk about this all the time, but I think the only times I really drink now are at Rooster Chief. Oh, we have work. I'll usually have a beer, maybe one beer on the podcast and I'm feeling like it.

And then always open. We just, we have drinks that Texas makes for us. I'm looking at the chat here on the Rooster Chief website and Peter Hay says he gives better Quinn Drunk. Oh, really? No, that's the thing that I've always pointed out that this is prior to me coming to the conclusion that I don't want to drink alcohol really anymore was that I have to be 100% sober every time I do on the spot because one person has to drive that train wreck.

Good Lord. And I tried to drink during early shows, because it's like what we do. And it's it is a way to loosen up. It is a way to loosen up when I find that does help. But it would I found that like it ruined the episodes when I was a little bit of a crutch. Yeah. And it's unpredictable. That's the worst part. Yeah. Well, since doing since taking those improv classes, I feel honestly better when I don't drink doing on the spot. Yeah. So feel like more alert and you and aware of like where I'm going with a story or a character or whatever it is.

I've seen those improv classes have worked out really well. I think so too. This is the second time we've done on the history of the company. Yeah. Which is really interesting because everyone's super-annuished this time. I kind of had the first time we did it.

I kind of had to make people do it. And they were very, they were, but they got into it. Once we started, we got into it. They got into it. But then I did not want to do it at first. My second phase for that's ever taken what that was. Stand up. Yeah. So after we finished the improv and everyone was happy and on a roll, I said, okay, now here's the next thing we're going to do.

We're going to take like a stand up class. And at the end of it, we're all going to do five minutes at an open mic. And this is like eight of us, nine, maybe ten of us in the group. And I literally had people and I believe Gus was one of them came up to me and said if you make me do this, I will quit this. I don't think I said anything. I went that far. You're like, you're like, no way. I want to do it. No. No. No, stand up was like that was a line for so many people terrified of that. And yet we just we just had standup for like five or six people from the company. A lot of the fun house people and Nick Serpino who's doing a comedy thing on his own. And then Jeff got up, had like three or four good jokes in there. I haven't heard it yet.

I haven't seen them do it either. But to me, standup is way more terrifying than improv. I had thoughts of becoming a standup comic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, when I was going through relational issues in California, I was trying to think of what to do to mix up my life. And that was part what led to me getting a job here

at Roost teeth, but one of them was I adore stand-up comics and I adore the craft of stand-up comedy and so I started looking into it. And then it was around that time, like even Mike Bribiglia's special came out the sleepwalk with me, that is his story of how he became a stand-up comic. And it was inspiring.

And so I started writing down notes and just writing down bits and jokes and that kind of thing. And I had a bunch. And then- What kind of comic would you be like a self-deprecating or? Yeah, it was a mixture of self-deprecation and observational comedy and that kind of thing

I hadn't really figured it out and obviously it takes a long time. Why do you do it? I don't know I think it was a little bit of like have a now. I'm saying why you do it now. I mean, I could do it now I mean yes, you could I could um, it's I mean just like guys talk about it's it's a scary thing to do And it's it's a guaranteed rejection is what stand-up comedy is. It is guaranteed ridicule. There is not a single set of comic that's just been like, yeah, every single time I've ever gone up on the mic, it's been perfect. It's like, no.

Every performance is like that though. Correct, semi? Yeah. Anybody watch crashing that Pete Homeshow and HBO? No. It's really interesting. It's semi-autobiographical about the way he got started and to stand up.

And it's really interesting to watch. And you talk about like, not every performance is good. And like it's his starting and his learning process and seeing like, oh yeah, there's a lot of bad comedy. I mean, that's what, that's like a thing that a lot of standard comics love to share with each other when they're around each other is share like their worst bombing stories, because they all have them.

Like, Pat Naswald and Bribiglia, and all these guys in Bobernermann. See, to me, that's what's terrifying about it is because you have a prepared set and jokes. So bombing, it's just like that way. It's a prepared set of things that you think are funny and you think will be received as humorous.

Yeah. And so it's just like when we make a short or anything or write a movie, you think people are going to like that. You hope and you hope that your performance will do it. But it doesn't, there's no guarantee with any entertainment that you're going to succeed. Yeah. The first thing we stand up for out of the crowd though,

is you can have that same set of jokes. It kills one night. Yeah. You know, a different crowd depending on what the other comics were that night. Yeah. You know, you can just like run into a crowd that just hate your stuff. Or just a big crowd that just doesn't feel like laughing. Yeah.

I don't know why this may be think about it, but I saw a presentation that pen Gillette, maybe it's the performance aspect. I saw a presentation that pen Gillette gave a couple of years ago. And it was him and Randy Pitchford, which was a weird pairing, but they talked about doing it from your box. Well, yeah, they talked about doing close up magic, you know, like street magic style stuff where you go up to someone and you go through

and do a trick and you impress them, hopefully. But what Pendulate said was, oftentimes when the street magician comes up to you and says like pick a card any card or like starts a bit with you, they don't know what bit they're gonna do. That's why at the top they don't say, I'm gonna guess your card or I'm gonna do this.

It's like, depending on what you pick and depending on how it goes, it's like a multiple choice branching thing. Oh, wow. And it's like the whole thing's a process. And ultimately, you end up somewhere on one of them, but when you start the magician has no idea what trick they're about to do.

And it's really interesting to me where that's a lot more adaptive than like coming up with a set, it's a lot more like, okay, we're just gonna, we're gonna go on this experience together. And then ultimately we'll end up somewhere that hopefully you enjoy. Well, there's some comments that are that way. And there's some people that I do like,

I would say if you watched Kevin Smith when he used to do his little tours. Yep. And he would go and his tours were not predetermined things. He would go up on the stage and ask people just to ask questions. And sometimes he would answer the question, sometimes he answered the question

with like a five minute story. One of his specials, he got one question and made an hour long special out of it and then it answered any more questions. And that was it. It was amazing to watch. And whatever you want to say about his films or whatever he's done in the past,

or anything like that, if you're a critic of him, you watch his one man shows, and it's amazing to watch someone be able to just carry a show like that. He's a very natural orator. Yeah. He's amazing. He was like, it's whole second grade. He said, little tour and I was thinking, those things were big.

No, they were just thousands of theaters, you know, 1500 people would show up to watch him. Yeah. A night with Kevin Smith have, they were called correctly. All it was. And he didn't have, he didn't have stand-up bits, he would just do it. I've always thought that you would make a really good stand-up comic, because you're a really good storyteller.

Done it twice. And the first time I kind of like threw myself into it was kind of funny live too. They had me do the host, and they said, just come out and introduce stuff and everything. And I said, well, how about if I do like traditional hosting, I'll do like a seven minute monologue at the top. And Greg goes, would you do that?

That'd be great. It's like, I'd never done anything like that before. You did that thing in Vegas? So I came out and did the seven minutes. And killed it. Yeah. That was fun. Yeah, that was a lot of, that was a,

it was nice to be able to have my first experience doing stand-up comedy be for essentially a home crowd. Like, I knew that audience and I made jokes just for them. You know, poked a little fun at IGN which they took and you know what I mean. And what was the thing that you were talking about? Yeah. When we did the game,

was the game spot game stop the manager's thing? Well, that's like a lot of my hosting stuff is like speeches that are funny, you know what I mean? Or you know, that you were asking of like jokes we're gonna land or not. Like you were asking me and ask you like, do you think this will work? That kind of thing.

So yeah, you're a crafting jokes into there. Taylor, because that was five hours, like in between stuff and everything. Yeah, that was back and forth. So yeah, that was a, it was fun though. That was a very fun trip. I guess I had a ton of work to do on that one as well. Yeah, we worked the entire event and did little interstitials. Maybe the best hotel room I've ever stayed in.

Which hotel was it? Which hotel were you guys in? No, it's because it's those two hotels that are like share a center part. And I can't remember which one I was in. The beach in the Palazzo? Yeah. And you guys are the main area in the Palazzo.

We were in the Palazzo. I was in the Venetian. It's the same hotel. It is. It's totally, totally different. Now I walked into their room because we recorded a game of throwing thing. And I was like, this is basically my room with just different colors. You know, it was like when you're at the character selection screen of like smashing, it's like, I want red curvy. That's what it was.

We were in Vegas for, it was like dice awards. I think that was the first time I was ever in Vegas and I guess Ruchitis put us up in a hotel and they put me in the Mandarin Oriental. I think that was the nicest hotel room I've ever been in. When I walked into the room, music started playing and the curtains opened by the walls. Yeah, that was me at the Pilateso. When I opened up everything opened up and it started.

It welcomed me. It was amazing. Because this is also, I think, two or three years into working at Ruchitis, so I didn't get to travel a lot yet. And so experiencing that, I was like, oh my God, I want to travel all the time now. It has that hotel,

also has that butler's closet. Oh yeah. You could open like a little cubby from inside your room. You could hang close, you want to clean and then close that door. And then they could open that door from outside without coming into your room. It's great.

Well, yeah, far from, I mean, I think you deserve it. I don't know if you've heard, but you're an expensive one. So I had my own fat loose closet. So one of the things that Ellie and I wanted to do, I wanted to do for the vlog was when we traveled somewhere, there was a period of time in the Australian trip. somewhere. There was a period of time in the Australian trip. We ended up going to go scuba diving because that's Ellie certified in scuba diving. But when we stayed in hotel, I always wanted to do this thing where I was going to have Ellie go find a local laundromat and wash her clothes and say how much it took us to do it. And then I was going to take all of my clothes

and turn them into the hotel laundry on the little checklist you get and say wash them and see how much would it cost to wash your clothes through the hotel laundry service. I imagine a load would be like over a hundred bucks. Yeah, no shirts like 15 bucks for a shirt to be laundered or it's like 25. It's the most overpriced thing in the world. You're almost bitter off just buying a new shirt. Yeah, yeah, you are. Yeah, next time you're in a hotel, go in the closet,

see if they have a laundry list and look at the prices of what they'll charge you to do. And you got to wait a day to get it back, too. It's also, I think they give you like a bag that's about this big. And he's like, well, I'm supposed to put in here, my underwear, that's it. Please watch my panties for me.

$20. Traveling tip, if you're a gentleman, you're going on a trip and you have a formal event. One of the things to be like, your button downs can be a pain in the ass. When you get in there, you got an iron. I'm at the hotel iron in your room, which by the way, I don't know what the fuck people are doing

with their irons and their hotel rooms. Cooking math. They've battles with them, what are they doing? Every time I get to an iron in a hotel, it's like someone has used it as like a boat anchor for two years, and then they put it back at the top of the closet. But if you ever get your shirts dry cleaned

or if you're gonna be packing, going to this formal event, go get your shirt dry cleaned and tell them you want it boxed, not hung up. And they will actually, it's the way that dry cleaners will deliver stuff you folded in in a box so that you can just pack it and it comes out.

Boop, you're gonna go. You don't need to like iron the seams out or anything? I've been doing that from my old boss. It was traveling salesman. I'm gonna be traveling with the suit to kind of funny proms, so I need to like iron the seams out or anything? Learn that from my old boss, it was Travis salesman. I'm going to be traveling with the suit to kind of funny proms. So I need to, oh, are you going? Yeah. What is that?

Me too. Coming up. June 30th. Yeah. I would go, but it's right after VidCon did it. I just did E3. Yeah. This is the last E3 I'm doing.

I'm putting my foot down right now. Guys listening? Ready? I think the person you told me. Tell Ashley in about eight months. I'm very told. I'm trying, I'm trying to bring it up now, because it's like, it's not as hurtful when I, when I say it, when it happens. I don't know. She'd rather hear it on the podcast if you say you're never doing E3 again.

Well, so it's here. It's just say, I'll come around. It's rough, but it's challenging. It's like, it's, it's a really challenging week to get through. Three of you guys were there, like co-hosting this whole week or that whole week. But I like it. I do too. It's like I'll complain about it. I'll complain about it, but it's definitely different than all the stuff we do. You got to be ready. I saw you, I think it was when Jeff had his pop-up store party.

And you were like, I've been talking for 10 hours today. Yeah, I'm going to tell 10 hours today. Yeah. Oh my god, like fuck. I'm gonna tell that story about you and Eric. We're gonna run into you guys at that party. I rent, I walked into that party with Jeff and the first people we run into were Barbara and Eric Duncan, who's, you know, heads up our marketing. And so we're talking with them and I think one of us asked,

I think I asked Eric, like, what are you doing here? You know, where are you at? He was like, oh, you know, marketing got to oversee the pop-up store and everything. He's like, okay, that makes sense. Then Beth and you walked up, she's like, I just took a photo. I'm going to post it online. What's the hashtag I should use here? And you both go, I don't know. I go, great job. You two, I'm knocking it out in the park. We two are really killing it here tonight. Travel from Austin. Let me, Johnny on the spot. So we had some great social media coverage.

Hashtag, hashtag. Sure. Hashtag. Sure. Did I get so disappointed? I was gonna wear in the podcast today. And I bought it. Okay, so I went to Mighty Fine, the hamburger place,

which is owned by the, which go I went there yesterday. I was wild go. Actually, I was wild go. Actually, it was gonna go there yesterday, but we got a kind of a late start for Father's Day. So where you wanna eat. And you guys, I'm looking at everybody here

for anybody who acknowledge what I'm saying, but you guys never been through this. Father's Day, people can say, hey, where do you wanna go to eat? You say, I wanna eat here. And everyone's like, yeah, no. You're like, okay, so we'll go eat somewhere else where we're gonna go.

Mine just go where I say to go. Is it? Yeah. But your kids are, that's the point where where they like negotiate with you at all on that stuff See my kids are still too young for that right maybe are they maybe they respect me? I think my kids respect you when they strike me too The but I I wanted to go to modify but they were closed already or they were gonna close in like 20 minutes And just like yeah, let's's not doing Sunday night. Yeah. So we went to home slice instead, which the new one, the new one.

The new one's nice. It is nice. Yeah. It is nice. Where's the new one? Right around here. It's like a beer. Yeah, it's right across the freeway from here.

Yeah. So I had like airport in 53rd basically. Yeah. Oh, wow. Very close. Super close. You know where drink well is? Yep. Just a little bit closer to the office from drink well.

Awesome. You like a block down. Yeah. Yeah, I went well is? Yep. Just a little bit closer to the office from drink well. Awesome. Like a block down. Yeah. Yeah, I went there the other day, the place. God, it's, it's good. They have like the Sicilian pizza there, which they don't have at the other location. I got what I, a couple, I, slices of Sicilian, I got their normal slices, I ate part of an Italian

sub and I had the cheesecake. I had everything. It's so good. We there with just Esther. Yeah. So you guys like pounded off food. Yeah, I'm everything. It's so good. We there with just Esther. So you guys like pounded off. Yeah, I'm gonna dig out. Does it come to your mind? I wanna eat everything.

I was like, I just wanna try everything. If you were blindfolded and given two slices of pizza, one from home slice here and one from home slice on Congress. I don't think I can tell the difference. You'll be able to do it. No, that's good. No, that's good. It means they're consistent.

Yeah, I thought that it would suffer a period. It wouldn't be quite the same for some reason, but no, they nailed it. It's exactly the same. So the pizza place where you normally get pizza for the podcast, when we do get pizza, is literally, I don't know why it's me who gets the pizza. I have not gotten the pizza in years.

These guys throw you under the bus all the time. It's not me, I don't go get the fucking pizza. It's me. So you're saying right now. You're okay from now on Because it's closer if we get home slice every time. I'm absolutely I used to pick up homes like all the time when we were down in Ruffal, the NATO when I did get the pizza. So we make a log of that Is it official unless until I think Peter has to make a gif about it before it's official air We'll see Peter Hayes. By the way,

it's official. While we are talking about E3 coverage, Peter Hayes was amazing during that entire thing. Because first of all, he's eight hours away from, yeah, from LA. In Ireland is eight hours away. Is it Greenwich mean time in Ireland or is it minus one? I believe it's GMT. Let's assume it's eight hours. He's eight hours away.

He watched all of our coverage. He was omnipresent during that and was constantly making gifts and making extra content. And it was so freaking awesome. Yep. We must have shown probably a dozen of his gifts on the streams. Yeah.

And then of course he made that incredible wrap up video. You're showing singing. Samuel Irvin and Chat is asking, if you finished your mighty fine story, was it just that you went to home slice instead? No, that's not it. Okay, thank you. Who was it? Samuel Irvin. Thank you, sure Irvin and Chat is asking if you finished your mighty fine story. Was it just that you went to home slice and stuff? Nope, that's not it. Okay, thank you. Who was it?

Samuel Irvin. Thank you, Samuel Irvin. So I went to mighty fine and they have t-shirts for sale there. And mighty fine is owned by the same people that own Rudy's and they both have that hand washing station where you get the sticker. They make a shirt that's just the sticker. It's just as I have clean hands.

It's a big thing. And it's a lie. It's so cool. What do you mean it's a lie. It's just as I have clean hands to big thing. It's a lie This so cool. What do you mean it's a lie because you don't always have clean hands when you wear that shirt? You know, he's having a sticker either But you can go the stickers at least at the station. Yeah, but they don't police it They don't make you only take the sticker after you wash your hands. What is this a contract? It's a lie It's a lie. It's just a cute shirt. You're being disingenuated. If I wear a remote shirt I'm not in the fucking remote, dude. I just like the shirt.

But does the shirt say I'm in the remote? What's that? Does the shirt say I'm in the remote? It's implied. No, no, no. Your shirt says I have clean hands. It is a declaration that is a lie. Yeah, if your shirt said I like clean hands.

Dude, everybody wears the I voted stickers, but we never vote. I go just go get the sticker and leave. You know, that's what everybody does that, right? I don't do everybody wears the I voted stickers, but we never vote. I go just go get the sticker and leave I've already done that right talking about something that is lying as a relation to what your other thing is lying I should wear a point out the audience if I can't ever finish the stories because fucking John keeps interrupting I like the yo vote stickers So I bought the I have clean hands thing, because I thought, we like that. We get the sticker, it's funny.

So I thought I wear on the podcast and some people would get what it is. Some people won't. The fucking I have clean hands on the back. It's not on the front. Don't they have one? It's a little mighty fine logo here. Oh, on the check.

And then on the back, the whole back of it is the I have clean hands thing. Just wear the backwards. Yeah, I thought about doing that. And I actually thought of all people you would point it out. That was wearing a shirt back. You know what you should do. You wear backwards and then wear a collar shirt underneath

with the collars over the neckline, so you can't tell. Or just cut the collar out. I'm like, I'm gonna do it in the collar out. That much. Just get a collar out. Cut the collar out. Cut the collar out. It's your little shoulder.

It'd be nice. Or just get the sticker. Be way easier if they just made a better shirt, I think. Yeah. That's one of my pet peeves. I know it's like such a first world problem. But when you like a better shirt, I think. Yeah, that's one of my pet peeves. I know it's like such a first world problem, but when you like a shirt, you're shopping for shirts in the store,

and you see, oh, this is a really cool graphic, and then you pick it up and it turns out it's on the back. Yeah. What the fuck at point? Tony's in the design, Tony's in charge of our merch now. Like, he likes the back thing and thinks that that's like, that's how we should be doing my graphic. It's cool if we weren't always facing forward on shows. Yeah.

Like I'm gentle. We're going to selfie culture now. Like people are going to take photos with the shirt. I mean, honestly, that's what it is. So it should be flim. He's taking selfies now. What? You take it selfie. You get the Instagram account, you're taking selfies and stuff. It's fine. They're not really selfie. I don't think I have a single selfie on my Instagram account. We can't usually get an action though, right? He's gonna tell you his own generation.

I think I'm getting mad because people misuse the word selfie all the time. People think selfie is a photo of themself, but that's not true. A selfie is a photo you take of yourself. Yes, someone's like, hey, could you get a selfie? I'm like, sure. And they're like, here, can you take, and that's just like the, or they'll get somebody, we take a selfie of this.

They'll hand it to me. It takes a selfie of us. That's like what? And then the person always ends up, if it's you, Barbara, ends up taking a bunch of selfies of themselves and then takes a photo of us. Gus has one photo of himself on his Instagram and it's a picture of him that I see about your took.

Yeah, clearly can't be a selfie, unless you're really good. You can see both my hands. You can. Could be a timer. You could be like this click that's another argument is a selfie on a timer a selfie There's a So poor I don't think it is. I think you have to be holding it to where it to be a selfie selfie near is a selfie Yeah, but you're you're holding it. I'm saying there's all the sources. There's all variations here They count got you got so excited about that.

That's healthy with an Android's a selfie. Yeah. Whoa. Calm down. Is it a selfie if you take like a film camera do this and then yes, get it developed. Yes. I don't think so.

I'm going to sell portrait. That's what I wouldn't call that a selfie. Why? What about with those like instant polaroids? Yeah, because you see it pretty soon. So it's all about time. I'm pretty slow. You get it.

There's no speed involved in the naming of a selfie. That's sloppy. I think Slowfi is a great PR agent for a Rister T. Slowfi's awesome. Slowfi. She's, uh, she was asking me to do something just recently, some, uh, industry event. And I feel so bad for so because it's like, it's just by our nature, and I know Jeff does as well.

I guess I don't know if you do it as well, but I basically make her ask like five or six times before. I say yes, but I always say, you know I'm gonna do this, if you tell me, I'm just trying to figure out if I should be going to this thing or not. Right. You know, because I can't, I have no vetting process.

I've been to a lot of events where I'm like, what the fuck am I here? You know what I mean? I'd rather be doing vetting process. I've been to a lot of events where I'm like, what the fuck am I here? You know what I mean? I'd rather be doing anything but this. I'm talking to an audience that sometimes with these conferences is people to show up. It's like, I know people really don't care about this. Yeah.

And they're just here. You know, some events, you can just feel that in the air. I recently got invited to speak at like some conference for like data centers. And I was like, man, I haven't worked in 19 years. Like talking about cloud infrastructure and stuff. Like, you got the wrong like, man, I haven't worked in 19 years, like talking about cloud infrastructure and stuff. Like you got the wrong guy, man, I don't do that stuff anymore.

Absolutely should have gone to do it. That had been amazing. Yeah. I make shit up. Not the right person. It's like, let's check this out. I'm gonna show you Amazon. Here we go, check this out.

You can load stuff up. We're gonna have cloud as a service on the blockchain. It's like just trying to string together as many buzzwords as possible. There was something that somebody said was the ultimate 2018 event. And it was somebody, I think it was Dennis Rodman on TV talking about Kim Jong Un and saying and using wearing a MAGA hat and it's pushing his cryptocurrency. There's like a marijuana cryptocurrency like potcoin or something.

What's in it? Marijuana currency. I'm trying to actually has like the first one like that. She made the first cryptocurrency for the cannabis industry in California. Did a whole vlog with her. Yeah. Jessica.

I don't know, she had a currency too. Yeah, she's a cryptocurrency. She had the business. What? Potcoin was the one Dennis Rodman. Her's Paragon. So, fucked Dennis Rodman. Fancy your name?

Brought you by potcoin. No, not real. He was was ahead of the North Korea curve. Man, he was hanging out in North Korea before it was cool. Is that a curve you want to be ahead of? Nope, I don't think so. Is that a curve? I just read that Kim Jong-un has a higher approval already in the US than Nancy Pelosi does.

That's rough. What has happened? What has happened? What has happened? I don't know. What is going on? How is that even possible? What's the, I don't know. What is going on? How is it even possible? Are you is it what's the

You're the Korean household now. What is your what's the atmosphere there? Can you talk about it? I'd rather not really okay Sure, I can give you my opinion. I don't want to give other people's I feel like I feel like yeah I probably should have asked the lead into your world. I'd rather not got you got y'all I can get my opinion, but I'd rather not give other people. You thought you were so at the DMT. Oh, no, no, I wasn't asking for it. That's a bit of a... I'm just amazed that that would bleed into even just, you know...

I will help get you out of this. I get myself out of this for asking that question by saying that we... I'm one of our friends just recently had a 30th birthday. Yes. Gavin free. And so nothing really, like, nothing happened. 30th is a big milestone. So I was like, geez, no, he's doing anything.

So I thought, Well, it's also Gavin. It is true. Doesn't give a fuck. Well, I guess so. But it's a 30th birthday. It's a big milestone. Yeah, yeah.

Older shit now. And so I thought, okay, I'll gather a small group of people, go out for a really nice dinner, and I'll host the thing. So I put together this list of people that I want to go. And it was like, it was tough, because it room only fits like 15 people. And also the place is fucking expensive.

And I just don't want to go crazy. So there's this list of everyone Gavin's known for the longest period of time, is like how I tried to go through and do it. And we finally came up with the list. Send it out invitations, ask people to RSVP. Look at that. The only person who has an RSVP to the party is guess who?

Gavin. Gavin. Even I RSVP'd. Even you did. Did you see my note? You did. Gus' note was, yeah, I guess. Did you send the invitation to Gavin or to make?

I sent it to Gavin. That's why I sent it. I'm not upset by this law. I think it's funny. I'm thinking about turning him away at the door. You know what's very funny? If he doesn't show up, if he forgets about it, and it's just us there they're celebrating his birthday.

To be fair, Gavin has been very grateful. He's like, I, he's like, thank you for doing this. I can't believe that you're gonna do this for me. Oh, that's very nice. Yeah, that's great. It's more effort than he would put in himself. Gavin? Yeah.

Especially, like, he mentioned to do that for me. I would be like, no. Yeah, he wouldn't have been doing it for himself for God's sake. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to read this. I want to remind everyone this episode of Sheet Podcast is also brought to you by Honey.

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this podcast. And like, I went out and tried them and they're like tag the brand. And you want to be like, Hey, we got one. We got something. It was me. Normally the brands were pretty on top of that. They are always replying. But it's pretty cool to be like, hey, I did something good for you. Yeah. Greg Miller was calling me out on Twitter the other day. He was claiming that I got all my me undies for free.

I was like, what? I sent him an invoice for something that I bought. I was like, look, I still pay for him. I still buy. You have a bag of me undies right now. Yeah. Oh, okay. I gotta pay him up. Yeah. How much underwear do you have?

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Probably. No shit. That's not a lot. That's not a lot. But I do laundry every week. I, a lot. But I do laundry every week. I just like, I don't do laundry. I do. Never want to have more than two weeks of clothing.

Never, ever, ever. But you do. I do because I have like suits and stuff that I have to wear. I can't wear that every other Friday or suit. I guess good, but then like socks underwear t-shirts, jeans. I just have enough to like, I got my ball hole replaced. No ball hole. I just worry about traveling.

I'm ball hole free. I got all new jeans. When we go on extended trips, the work, I just worry about like not having enough stuff. That's it. Yeah. I don't want to do the fucking $15 short hotel laundry. I'm done. I'm done. Done, Stena Airbnb's. Done. What?

Done with it. I posted a picture of mine. It's just like, they're all, there's two stay in Airbnb's. Done. Done with it. What's wrong with Airbnb's? I posted a picture of mine. It's just like, they're all, there's two kinds of Airbnb's. There's somebody's house, and then you go to somebody's house. And real people live there. And so it's a house.

Oh, I know it's talking about it. But now there's so many of these that they're all, like these new real estate developers, or this whatever this new classification is, where they buy these places on spec usually condos, and then put the bare amount of furniture possible in them. Maxing out how many people they could sleep in those places. Yeah, they say like, oh, this sleeps eight.

It's like there's two bedrooms. It's like, well, yeah, there's bathtub zone. Can you just throw orgy it up? Yeah. Or you can sleep in this. You can get up. Yeah. So this is the picture of the Airbnb.

I said that Airbnb is the perfect service if you've ever dreamed of living in an IKEA showroom that's half empty. Yeah. Well, that was like, we, I mean, look at that. That could be, you put a yellow line in the floor. That's an IKEA. Yeah, but like essentially, it's nice. What do you really need saying in Airbnb?

You got a whole kitchen, you got furniture, you got. I'm saying a hotel's better. I agree. I don't mind Airbnb's, but I was one of the last people to show up for E3 because I couldn't get there until Sunday night. And everyone was already settled in, but apparently we had overbooked our Airbnb. No, no. See, that's the other zone where I'm doing the Airbnb. We were totally booked and they just called us back go, oh yeah, we messed up. And they didn't have the reservations. So they put actually, and I way

far away from everybody else. And they put John in a hotel. Yeah. So I got to go to a hotel and I like hotel because the automation of everything, you know, your room is clean up every single day. I like it. It had a gym. So you also can't, well, I'm not saying can't, but you have some form of guarantee when you book at a hotel, whereas Airbnb, they're people. So they could fuck you over. Yeah, yeah Hensley.

Yeah. And it's like never a sure bet. Running that way more often than you, like showing up at a hotel and they're like, yeah, we know a reservation. You got a scan for the hidden cameras, you got to unplug all of them. There was a time, there was a hotel, you know, Marina Del Rey, which is right by the full screen offices in LA. And it's where Matt likes to stay.

I've tried to stay there. It took me three times staying there to actually get a room there. Like one time the reservation got canceled 24 hours in advance. That's how I showed up and they're like, yeah, we don't have your room. But to their credit, when I showed up and they said, we don't have your room and I had a reservation,

they went out of their way to make sure I had a combination. They booked another hotel for me for the night. They arranged a car service to take me between the two places. It was like, it was a big fucking deal to them. Yeah. They screwed up. Whereas opposed to an airline, I mean, I saw a fucking Delta flight. I think I can't sold when I was coming back from a,

what if I dealt with Seattle? I just went to Seattle recently. And it was an entire plane full of people crowded around one airline representative, gate agent who was like explaining to them. And I just heard overheard snippets like, well, where are we going to stay tonight? It's like, well, you have to make your own accommodations. Well, are you guys gonna pay for that?

No, that's not part of what we're offering. And it was just like, you could tell it was about to get super heated, right? Yeah, I get traveling anxiety just for getting to things on time for some reason it's something that really gets me worried. Like I don't mind the flying part, I don't care about anything like that

or security, anything like that, but it's mostly just the schedule that it'll line up, which is why ideally it's always like, you know, you do nonstop flights and that kind of thing. And I couldn't get a nonstop flight to E3 on Sunday night when I could leave, so I had to go to Dallas and then get to LA. And so I had one connecting flight and we landed in Dallas and I was like, Oh, good, we're on time.

I'm fine. Nothing can go wrong. We landed and we got in line to get to our, that little, you know, the place where they let you out of the plane. What's that part? The gate? The gate. The jet weight.

The jet weight. And they said, oh, there's a plane in front of us and they'll be out in a couple of minutes and we'll be up there. I was like, okay, cool. I have an hour until I get to my next flight. Oh, God. We were there for 40 minutes.

Yeah. And you feel like taking away. Right. And I saw it like, it was like, I think it was like, oh, it's been 10 minutes, I'm still fine. And then we get to like 20, 30 and I'm like, okay, we gotta get off soon. And then we,

because I was even in the back of the plane. So I was like, well, I gotta get off once people stand up and we're like that. So yeah, I had to book it to my next flight. You just shove people. But that's, that's, I, you joke that. Like some people would actually have that. I'm not joking.

Just be joking. Just run through it down. Yeah, just run through the other. You use the cart. Yeah, that's you do. That takes too much. That's too much. I just say loud enough.

Connecting, I have a connecting flight. Excuse me, sorry. Like John Reisinger coming through. John Reisinger, yeah, yell that out. I'll see all that one. No, I get what you mean though. So kind of a hidden part of the amazing race when I was on it was was you jockey for a position on the fucking plane, like trying to change your seats.

Like when you book your tickets, if someone else ends up in your same flight, you wanna get like two or three rows ahead of them. So they get, I mean, two or three rows is like minutes, you know, and then the other thing too is that, right is where about to land. You, I would always try to grab the flight attendants to be like, hey, where can we just move up?

And you got the way the structure of the show works, you have to do everything for yourself and for your camera and audio guy. So we need to get any favor you're asking for, it involves four people, not two people. So it's like, I ask, can we move up the like, right by the door, there's like four seats right there,

can we move up there? You know, and then of course, the other teams, do you do stuff and they're like, yeah, like you're like, you're cadding up on your seat. But it's a big deal, dude. That seat position was always a big deal. And then we get to customs and get locked up anyway. So Trevor had an issue on a flight he was on.

They were flying back. I believe it was through Dallas, but they're playing kept getting delayed and delayed and delayed to the point where they were not even taking off by the time the other flight was connecting. So most of the people on that trip got re-boked on a later flight. But then they landed and it was the same thing where there was another plane at their gate so they couldn't dock, whatever it's called. And they were sitting on the tarmac, I think, for 45, 50 minutes.

And while that was happening, the other plane that they were booked on also took off. And so, man, really, he was on the plane, so he was like, couldn't figure it out. So I was on hold with American Airlines trying to reach them on hold for probably about an hour. Yeah, I just wanted to get him home that night. He'd been away for a while. A lot of bad weather. What's going on? I think there was bad weather, a bunch of delays.

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how much do you like the friendly request over DMs versus everything else you must deal with? Yeah. Of like, hey, Jackass, why am I sitting here doing this? You know, it's like, that's, we got to be 90% of their workload. It's just people who have exploded online. That's who was, I was a, I was a, when that day that, uh, I hop, did the I hop thing.

I don't want to talk about that. Right. We talked about it last. Okay. No, I'm saying that that day that happened wanna talk about that. Right. We talked about it last time. Okay. No, I'm saying that that day that happened, a ton of other chains made funny tweets about me like that. Like, pancake king. Right.

And I think that's actually who I was trying to look up was that Andy, I was trying with Andy and he told me about someone's funny tweet and so I tried to go find it. And I couldn't find the tweet immediately. So I was like, maybe it was an under tweets and replies, which is the other column in your app. And I was just scrolling through their tweets and replies for like, birching. It might have been Wendy's. And it was just them responding to complaints. Like a ton, just every hour, like I scrolled and I was like,

one hour ago. And I kept scrolling and I was like one hour ago, and I kept scrolls like two hours ago, and that's just all their Twitter feed is. If people complain about fucking hamburgers and got the M20, a lot of people get online to just be mad. They like to be mad online. And being, you know, they don't realize a person,

it's just, it's Wendy's, right? Yeah. It's not somebody's job to respond to that stuff. Also, I think everyone should have to work in fast food at some point in their life because you get yelled at all the time. Like people just like.

Any customer service. Fast, go ahead and think of it. People just have no patience. Like, oh, this took 45 seconds. I hate you. I work at a call center. I mean, we got that too. And we were working at the dial up call center.

It's like, you all had a 15 minute outage. I want to refund for that time you were down. It's like, okay, you're paying 1995 a month for your internet. I'm gonna divide that by 30 days. I'm gonna divide that by 24 hours. Now I'm gonna multiply that by 0.25 because it's a quarter hour.

Where do you want your like, five cent check sent to you? Yeah. I worked at a Burger King in a movie theater, which I'm sure most people who watch the podcast know. But that's the worst because you're dealing with people who expect fast food, even though it's a different type of location, plus they're usually late for their movie.

So they're like hungry, rushed, angry, and just expecting fast service because it's fast food where it's like, I'm the only person working here right now. That's the other thing too, it's like they staffed down on everything all the time. I got in a discussion with people about IHOP, it's like, what are they doing this? The rebrand is like, nobody goes to IHOP, nobody goes.

That's why they're doing it. Just like, what's the last time you talked about IHOP? Yeah, and it's working. My kids have like zero sophistication in their palate, especially Teddy. So, but I have discovered it is one of the places that everyone in my family will eat is IHOP. So, I eat at IHOP on a regular basis,

and often weekday nights we go to eat at IHOP sometimes, and it is like just empty. It's, there's more employees than there are customers. And then I go on Sunday morning with them and it's a three hour wait. So, I can understand why they kind of moved away from the breakfast identity. By the way, burgers have always been on the menu always.

They're just raising awareness of that. They're not getting rid of pancakes, right? No. I also don't think that they're gonna keep it as I hob. I think it's just not. No, it's just a stunt. It's a stunt. They gotta stop putting cream cheese and stuff.

They're putting cream cheese. They could have cream cheese stuffed coffee. They would probably make that. I think if you'd got a way to do that. I don't know if they have a lot of cream cheese stuff. Oh my putting cream cheese. They could have cream cheese stuffed coffee. They would probably make that. I think if you got a way to do that. They have a lot of cream cheese stuffed. Oh, everything stuffed. They have French toast stuffed with cream cheese. It's like everything. That's amazing. It is. It is. They need to stop it, though. So you don't have to eat it. You don't have to order that. You do. Please. What am I doing over here? What did you say that they were out eating? You were like, if you put food in front of me, I will eat it to to until it's gone. Well, it will eat it to, until it's gone.

I eat food until it's gone. That's the problem on set is the food never goes away. It's like replenished. I hate that. I hate too. I hate to. I hate to. I hate to.

I hate to. I hate to. I hate to. I hate to. I hate to. I hate to. I hate to. I hate to.

I hate to. I hate to. I hate to. I hate constantly getting something. Yeah. I knew I knew at E3 there'd be interesting food situations as far as like not a lot of healthy opportunities for food and I'm trying to you know reach a goal for fit for RTX and so I didn't want E3 just be that an example or excuse to like ruin that. So, when last time I was in LA, James had shown me another food supplement that kind of thing, there's like a meal replacement drink. And so I got some of that, and I bagged a bunch of it up to put,

to take with me to LA. And so I had all these Ziploc bags of this powder. And I- Oh, weren't in like containers. No, because I figured like a just a giant container would be like, you have to like put things in smaller bags. I was thinking airport.

What color was the powder? It's like a, like a tan. So look kinda white? Yeah, well, I put it in my bag with like probably like, eight of these things. Yeah, but- And here's actually where it went weird. And I'm sure it has to do with a bit

of this good old fashioned white privilege was that I went through the TSA pre-check and that probably helped as well. But I put my bag through and I got through before my bag and I looked back and I was wondering if I was gonna get through without it being checked. And it goes through and you can see the x-ray guide just looking at the screen, just trying to figure it out. And he looks over at me like waiting for me.

He's like, what is that? And I said, it's meal replacement stuff. So I don't get fat when I travel. He said, okay. And he just let it go through and took it, which is great because I wasn't held up. But then in hindsight, I'm like, that should be a time you should check when a dude is taking a bunch of powder through TSA. Like it'd be a really bad way of smuggling drugs, but still. and the dude is taking a bunch of powder through TSA.

Like it'd be a really bad way of smuggling drugs, but still, they don't expect it. Yeah, that might be the best way. But it's always been that way. Like you can't, the seriousness of TSA and like you can't joke around and stuff. The guy Gus and I used to work for back at the call center, he was a lifetime rodeo guy.

And he started off in his career in his younger days doing that thing where they let a bull loose. He rides his horse up next to it jumps off his horse, lands on the bull's neck and then like twists it over and like knocks over bulldogging is what he did. But apparently when you do that, the way you slow the bull down is by just dragging your feet sideways.

So he literally just like his knees are gone. Like he just tours knees out. So then he moved on to what's called team roping where you stay on your horse. He ropes the horns or his partner ropes the horns. And then I still to this day don't understand how a human being can do this. The other person ropes the cows back legs. And I tried to have him explain it to me one time like how the fuck do you rope? A cows back legs

You wrote where they're gonna be yeah, he says you just basically like you throw it in front of it like a trap and then pull it up Yeah, and it's like that's crazy humans are amazing. It's that they can do But he he was going to I think national finals for team roping or something some event he had to a travel to was buddy, and this must have been in the 70s. And he said they way they transport ropes. The ropes is they want to separate them from everything else so they have cans and they put them in cans. But they basically just like,

line the rope into the can and put it in there. But it ends up going up and down like this. Sure enough, they get to security and the guys looking at it and he turns it around and it's like this can, it's all these lines. And he turns it around to his buddy and goes, Hey, pal, he gets buddy. What is this? What is this thing here? And he's like, Oh, that's dynamite jail for three days. They missed her event. They pulled them out a lot of people with me jail for three days straight. Yeah, who's in the 70s? But I guess stuff was getting blown up like pan-emplates and stuff in the 70s, but yeah, they don't fuck around with that.

They never have is the best case scenario for that joke. He just, he just thinks he's being funny. You know, seriously, what is that? Like what is he expected? The guy goes, ah, funny. It gives him the can. That's the best case scenario. Right.

Yeah, that person thought you were funny. The worst case scenario is what happened. Yeah, what's jail? Probably could have been worse. Yes. Yeah, not a, not a lot of more than three days in jail. happened. Yeah, what you're saying? Probably could have been worse. Yes. Yeah. More than three days in jail. Yeah.

You brought up working on movies there and you reminded me of something that happened at E3 that I would love to tell a story about. It involves Elise Williams. Um, so we The sunshine of my life. Sunshine of everyone's life. Elise is it.

I started the fun house. We were with them for a weekend. Yeah, they were in there. Yeah. They're trying to think it's a win to see a lease. Yeah, they were out there. Yeah. So we all went to a mixer, one of the nights there,

that I think we were throwing. And we showed up and I was hanging out with her and Josh Flanagan and James and everybody. And we're at a party, and like I said earlier, I don't really like to drink. So parties are really kind of a point for me. I don't really like to drink. And the food there wasn't any food that I wanted to eat.

And so I was just prepared for a night of like, you know, socializing, but everyone else was like taking part of stuff. But someone floated the idea of, I think it was the least floated idea of like, and maybe wanna go see her editor, maybe wanna go see a movie. And I, yeah, that night, and I perked up so excited

because A, it gets me out of a party and B, gives me something to do that night that I love doing, we just go in the movies, especially with friends. I go to movies by myself a lot, and I like that, but it's also super fun to go with friends sometimes. And I hadn't seen her editor,

and I was gonna have time to see it, and I was super excited about seeing that one, so I was like, yes, let's go do it. Once I said yes, and Josh also was like, yeah, I wanna go to. And once we had like, say we're gonna do it. At least kept backtracking. He's like, no, no, we don't need to go.

It's like she turned the Canadian up to 11. And was like, no, no, no, we shouldn't go. And she was so worried about James. And he's like, well, I'll just go home and take care of Benson. And she's like, no, no, I should go home with you. She's being super weird. But she wanted to go see the movies. She wanted us to do what suggested it. But once we all committed to it Benson. And she's like, no, no, I should go home with you. She's being super weird. But she wanted to go see the movies. She wanted us to do what suggested it.

But once we all committed to it, she was very much like, no, no, no, no, no, she was like, worried that James, we have said that she's gonna abandon him and that kind of thing. James couldn't give a fuck about it. They live in LA. I know. And he didn't want it.

And he'd already seen the movie. They already seen it. She wanted to see it again. And he was like, I don't want to see it again. So just go. It's fine. And so finally, got her to verbally commit to it. So I quickly, you know, use Vandango, because we had a regal just down the street

from where we were, and I bought three tickets, and I was like, wow, bought tickets, we gotta go. And she's like, okay, so we go. So we went and saw the movie, everything like that. And it was great. And before we went and saw the movie, we went into it, she was like, hey, can I just then, then move you money for the ticket?

I was like, no, no, it's fine. I love going to the movies. I want to, I want to buy you guys tickets. It's not a big deal. And so I was like, it's on me. She would not let it go. She kept asking like, you know, I don't know, I need to pay. I was like, no, no, stop.

Well, I could put myself right now in a Lisa's mind where she is the one who suggested the movie. You're the one who bought the tickets and like left a party to go do that. She was probably doing the, you're probably going podcast. You're probably gonna bring it up. Yeah. No, she felt the ultimate guilt right here. Right, but I let her off by saying no, I want to go see this movie and I'm so happy to buy you guys tickets.

It's, it's, it's, it's my pleasure. Oh, I'm actually probably not like that. E3 ends, we get back and I get a text from release saying, hey, what's your Venmo? I mean, I want to be able to send you and I said, you're not paying me for this. Hey, John, take the fucking money. I didn't want you at this point now I'm being combative and I'm like, no, you're being kind of a jerk, but not thinking the money.

Well, it is like a 10 bucks and you're a jerk. It ended in there because three days later, I get a ping on my phone. James Williams sent you $17. Really? You should just press this coin. You're just changing, I had interacted before in Venmo and so he he just she just got you James you should donate it to the worst

possible you should donate it to the NRA in her name be and you like that's what you get for giving me the money I don't know that would be me being mean to at least and I can't be mean to it's never send you money again if you say not to but I'm hearing you'll take money from a man huh hmm but not you know what send you money again if you say not to. But I'm here and you'll take money from a man, huh? But not, you just want to win. If we're giving up to page on, what is that?

You can also press, I think you could decline. I got, I was about to do that and I was, I just wanted this to end because I, I just, I didn't want to have this interaction more. So I just kept, I didn't even like, I just texted her holy crap woman. And she just sent back a hard emoji. And I was like, okay, I don okay, I could have made her feel bad

and I didn't want to. But now that I'm never gonna go anywhere with you because you make things difficult. How do I make things difficult? Your mortal enemies. By looking at the tickets and buying them and then also getting the car that we all took to the theater. It's kind of a creepy move.

There's no winning. And I wish I would challenge, by the way, at least while I was being the sweetest person in the world, because I think I went to hereditary with the sweetest person in the world. Actually, we'll not go see horror movies. She doesn't want anything to be with horror, anything, whatsoever.

In fact, I knew she was being super nice to me on Father's Day because I will go up before everybody else. And I just thought, I'm gonna play a little bit of the state of the K2. And so she sat with me I'm gonna play a little bit of state of the K2. And so she sat with me and asked me a bunch of questions about state of the K2. Mike, just, no, you're not into this in any way. You just mean super nice because it's a holiday.

And she would not go see her redditory with me in LA. So I ended up going on a movie date with Adam Ellis. And going to a horror movie with Adam Ellis is fucking great. Because it's a giant Viking who's like, probably the gentlest soul on the planet. And it's a is fucking great. Because the giant Viking who's like, probably the gentlest soul on the planet, and it's a scary fucking movie. The whole time he's like, he won't play scary video games.

This is great, it was great. This is what was extra nerving about my experience for the territory, it's a great movie, and it's very scary. It's extra scary when the person sitting next to you has seen the movie, so knows what's coming and still at certain points the movie is looking down. And not wanting to see what's happening.

I'm like, what are you doing? You know it's gonna happen. Wait, is it that bad? You don't want to see it again. Who did that? Elise? Really? Oh, you calling her out.

Yeah, damn Elise. She's probably counting the money. She's supposed to give it to you. She's doing it. Oh, very, very good. I love that. She had her head lowered and guilt and shame. That's what's in the lower than it. I won't see her out of here. I see what he's doing. Oh, very, very good. I love that. I'm with you. She had her head lowered and gilt and shame.

That's what's in the lower than that. I won't see her edit here. I'll see scary movies. Like I saw a quiet place. Yeah. I've seen, I saw it. That's thriller. That's not horror.

That's not horror. That's not horror. That's not horror. That's not horror. I was starting to think I was disconnected from modern horror because I didn't think her editor was as good as everyone is making it out to me. Yeah. And I also, I know I'm in the minority on this.

And I keep saying this every time I talk about this movie, but I didn't understand the fascination with Get Out. From a social perspective, totally get it. But as a horror movie, I felt it was. I thought it was, so you know, I loved it. Would you call it a horror movie? Yeah. Was Gary and everything?

There was tension and emotional thriller. It was thriller. I put those as thriller more. Although I did get very horror-esque at the end because it gets very like physical and intense and that kind of thing. But what I was saying was with horror movies, I could do jump scares, I could do kind of like

that kind of scary-ness. But hereditary, the second I saw the trailer, I was like, I can't do this. No. Because it makes you feel uneasy. That's so good. And that's where I draw the line, I was like, I can't do this. No. Because it makes you feel uneasy. That's so good. And that's where I draw the line. I think it was so good.

I just like, when it makes me feel just sick and like just. Like leaving a party with a friend and then having them buy your movie ticket. Oh, just so uneasy. Good, so tough. How has this turned around? Not enough. It was weird like in the second act of hereditary

when all the characters start offering to Venmo each other. That was weird. That's a solution to all their problems. I've heard about that. But then one character wouldn't fucking take it so everything went to shit. All that person thought it was the least as a person to horror film. I get what you're saying, Barb, it reminded me a lot of the horror movies I grew up with. Like 70s horror was like mortifying.

It was horrifying. Like it was so like a mental mind fuck. Like the shining is a good example of that. It's just, it's not so much about a dude killing people than acts. As his horrible like creepy mental adventure, you know what I mean? I mean, there's parts of 2001 I feel like feel like a horror movie.

Oh, definitely. Stuff that's early sci-fi too was like really disturbing is the word. It's disturbing, yeah. It's disturbing. The right there is very disturbing, yeah, the you guys afraid of clicks now Or no No, if you heard that in your in your apartment by yourself Yeah, how quickly I heard anything in my

No, yeah, I'd be shitting my pants very quickly. Yeah, Didn't 2001 just have a anniversary? Aren't they doing like a re-release? Or we had like 2018 so it's 17 years Sorry, they were like the 50 50 year anniversary of the release of 2001 Dude, we're in the we're in the The path at this point of You had up towards 50 years of Star Wars dude. Yeah 2001 came on on 60. He has spent 50 years for Star Wars. You okay? They're Bernie dude 50. That's too much. No, you were just like I I'm just 10 I can pop my knuckles been pulling me figures out like this. Yeah, I can do it. Oh

Dead yeah, they're doing okay. Who is this? Sad panda bird says they're doing a 70 millimeter rerelease in theaters of 2001 Yeah, I Yeah, I want to do that. Fuck out of that. It was like a remastered one or what? I don't know. I'm actually know 70 millimeter must be must be. It's only has to be. Yeah, could be. But yeah, I mean, some of that stuff. Some of us that was really creepy like when they're having the conversation in the other room, so how can't hear them? Yeah, you can see like, it's just silent. Yeah, just like back and forth and back and forth and just like understanding what's going on. I mean, I definitely think the horror aspects of it at the time that the other room, so Hal can't hear them, you can see like, it's just silent. Yeah. It's like back and forth and back and forth and just like understanding what's going on. I mean, I definitely think the horror aspects of it

at the time that it came out like a computer that could kill people was, it's just definitely horror elements to it, you know? Kubrick knew how to do suspense. Yeah, he knew how to do it. I was shining, scarred me, because I saw it way too young and that is a scary ass movie.

Although it worked out your favor when you went and saw a recent movie because it used part of the shining set in it. And that was fucking amazing. But if you didn't know the shining, I wonder if that portion of the movie would have been lost on people. Probably, I mean, I'd never seen the shining.

Oh, you saw a movie? That's a lot of movie. And was it lost on you? I only knew because I was with Trevor and he was mentioning that it was from the shining. And he's like, okay, I get that. But that's a movie that... Well, he was also freaking out because he was a, I guess, a big fan of the shining. And it's like, okay, I get that. But that's a movie that... Well, he was also freaking out

because he was a, I guess, a big fan of the shining. And so instantly recognized. That's reference the movie is what that was. Yeah. It's reference the movie. Yeah. But there were elements in it like, hey, I'm gonna go to this room

and everybody's laughing in our audience because they don't go to that room. But that wouldn't be a big deal to anybody else, you know? Also, those little girls, dude, that still freaks me out to this day. I just like, I just saw somebody that friends and college, he dressed up like those little girls and I would be like, that's not good. Get away from me. Well, that was like the time we were downtown.

And there was a zombie walk, but there was no like pre-indication that there was going to be a zombie walk. So I look out the preindication that there was gonna be a zombie walk So I look out the fucking window and there's a bunch of zombies walking down the road in the middle of Austin and we were on like right on Congress road Like you're like you're not speakers announcing that just to be safe. Yeah, it's like that's exactly what that would look like You know these are not real zombies go about your day planned. Yeah, man I just not gonna shit yet. Just have brains out on a planner and be like, look, they're not attacking. That's all zombies in the brains.

That's a thing that was started with, that's not a real thing. I like how he said he is. That's what zombies are real things. Oh, my God. You're pregnant, I'm not a judge. You know that, Jack, you don't know that. You don't know that.

All right. Should we mention how we all got announced for RTX London? RTX London, yes. Today, when is that September 15th and 16th? Yes. Yes. All right. Should we mention how we all got announced for RTX London? RTX London, yes. Today? Who is that? September 15th and 16th? Yes. See, yes.

And, oh, there it is. Tada, September, yeah, 15th and 16th. All four of us are going. Yeah. We'll take it to RTX London. And this is also going to be there. Yeah. Yeah.

And more people. And of course. And more people will bring themselves. We have RTX Austin coming up as well. August 3rd to 5th. Yeah. The home event as it were. Going to announce more people going to RKX London, or is this it?

I don't know. I don't know. OK. It's possible. I am enough. But yeah, first, Austin, then London. Come to my mind. Make sure you've been mode, John, the price of your ticket,

your badge to RKX London. I also say really quickly, one of the things I got to do when I was up in LA. I didn't get to go to the mixer that you guys were talking about because at the last minute, one of our distinguished alumni from Rishuji, Mr. Nathan Zelner, found out that I was in LA and they were having the premiere for their new movie, Damsel. And it was a, it's a great movie. It's a Western Western it stars Robert Pattinson and it is a surprisingly I don't know if it was intentional a surprisingly very modern story for but it's in their quirky funny

Weird way that the Zelda's always making everything but it's really great. So if you get a chance If damsel ends up in your town make sure you take a chance to go see it in the theaters because it's really fun. Yes All right, well, thanks for watching, everybody. We'll see you guys next week. Bye. Bye. Music Do you like apples? Example. Together in Trempit hosts.

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