Rooster Teeth Podcast - Will Gus get Botulism? - #611

Episode Date: August 25, 2020

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Maybe, well, I mean, it doesn't, it's hard to see with the headphones, but the sides aren't long enough to go in, so they just whisper out at the sides. It's a look though. I don't know which, which, which edge of the headphones are they supposed, is the top bone is supposed to poke out. Is it front of the back? The front, or a moment, I get it out of the back? The front or am I gonna get it out of the back? Because at the moment, my head's split down the middle.

Well, like, co-holed the back. Make a bun, like, if you put the headphones on and then make a bun over the headphone thing, so it just has like a headband in between it. That's definitely the correct way to do it. That's next week, that's what we do. So then you go to take off your headphones but they're stuck in your hair.

Garry, do you ever get it? You just sleep with them. You just keep them. They're just part of your life. You just always have headphones on. Always be a headphone and ABH. And then make sure they're not on backwards. Make sure they're not on backwards. I guess a little bit of housekeeping before we get to deep into the podcast. We have someone cracking open a cold one. We have a special segment at the end of the podcast this week. We, Gavin and I were lucky to do an interview with Steve O. We got a chance to talk with him. So stay tuned at the end of the podcast. We'll have that here. So just letting you all know right now. So you don't, you don't like

leave us. You don't. Do you think there's people here who don't know who Steve. Oh is there's no way That seems impossible. He's an I don't know. I feel like our I mean we have a wide a range of people in our audience Especially in ages, so I wonder if like people maybe a little younger don't know jackass or Steve. Oh Or that whole group while they will soon enough though, or that whole group, well, they will soon enough. But he's like, we, we, we, we like one of those people who has just one name. Yeah, we talked about that in the discussion. Yeah, like Beyonce. Yeah, that's I think I said Madonna, because I'm an old cross the old man.

And that was my primo reference. But yeah, like Beyonce is the kids would say. I, I, I, I said this in the thing, but I grew up watching him. And I remember specifically when he specifically, when he went off the high dive wearing stilts, I remember just thinking to myself, that is the most dangerous thing I've ever seen in my life. And it was at the time. I mean, obviously people have done crazy a shit

on the internet, because it's easy to get access to that stuff now, but that was a nuts stunt. The chat is just catching up with us talking about Steve. And literally it's half and half of yo, that's so cool and who? He was one of the people on Jackass, which was an old show on empty. He's done way more sense and he did a bunch of other TV shows. And we talk about some of his past projects in the interview. You should check it out. Maybe Google him and you'll learn what a Steve O'Hase.

I ask your parents. And a Steve O'Hase. Yeah, it was super cool to get to talk to him. And really, really, I think it turned out really interesting. So stay tuned. That is coming later. Don't want to spoil too much about that. So podcasts this week.

So we had a game that we had queued up last week that we wanted to play, but we didn't get to it. I'm hoping that we have time to get to it this week. Should we just do it right now? Let's just do it right now, right? I was gonna eat the pickles, but I guess why we... Let's hear it. All right, buddy.

I know. Pickles game, hearing about Chris's holiday vacation, but I know pickles game hearing about Chris's Holiday vacation, which I'm sure some stuff happen. There's there's three different options. We have here I'm gonna you point at you this no you get botulism. So have you had any yet, Gus? No, it smells good. It smells like pickles. So this is the first fork first reaction, huh? I don't want to get my hands all like pickle juicy. What is that in the middle? Looks like a pickle. Did you make these guss?

I made these pickles. Is that thing to keep the pickles submerged? Who is that? I'll show you. It's so that they didn't float up to the top. I put the top of a G-fuel canister in there. That's not looking familiar. To keep on all the way down. There was a stone on top of a G fuel canister in there.

I thought it looked familiar. To keep it all weight down. There was a stone on top of it too, but I think the stone fell off, so I must be at the bottom of the jar somewhere. Did it also die that thing yellowish green or was it that color before? It was that color already.

Okay, I'm gonna start. You're gonna start the the newest G fuel flavor. Pickle juice. Has a texture. It's a little soggy. It's out of crisp as I would have hoped. It doesn't have the same flavor. I guess because it's not vinegar.

It's a salt water. I did a like a salt water, Brian, which is the old way making pickles. It doesn't taste like a pickle I've ever had before. It definitely has like a deal flavor, but it's missing that the vinegar aspect. Isn't that what you didn't include vinegar, right? And there was the ability to include it

and you just chose not to. That's what you're taking from this is that the ingredient you didn't put in isn't there. But I'm just putting out how it's different. It doesn't, like even though it's a salt water or like a brine picklingling it doesn't taste like super salty It doesn't taste that different than a normal pickle just no vinegar aspect I mean I put a dill and garlic in there. So I mean it tastes like a pickle

I would normally it's just it's closer to a pickle or a cucumber in taste It's definitely a pickle if it was a if it tasted like a cucumber I would spit it out immediately he wouldn't have finished the whole thing and it tasted anything like a cucumber I hate cucumbers. It's actually really good I'm not allowed I just take you if it tasted anything like the cucumber. I hate cucumbers. It's actually really good. I'm not gonna lie. That tastes too pickle. I feel like, let me think of a statement though. If you hate cucumbers,

if you like pickles, you don't hate cucumbers. I think that's a rule. They taste totally different. You can't argue with me. You cannot tell me that a pickle tastes like a cucumber. You're a fool if you think pickles taste like you. I think Trevor likes cucumber, but doesn't like pickle. Is that true? Yeah, I mean, I'm not big on a pickled cucumber. You're full if you think pickle tastes like you. I think Trevor likes cucumber, but doesn't like pickle. Yeah, I mean, I'm not big on a pickle

cucumber. I like a cucumber. But still it's the same thing. Can you you can pickle everything, right? You can pick a lots of things. Barbara asked me to pickle a banana for her. How did that do? I haven't done it yet. So I was waiting to eat these pickles first to see how it turned out. So Chris You weren't here when I first talked about the pickles, but the people in the community kept telling me that the big danger Is that if you didn't sanitize everything properly that you can give yourself botulism? So that's why I'm eating the pickle now to make sure that it's safe And I know how to do this before I start pickling and making things for other people

Okay, and you a certain E-dye is a makes you shit yourself to death like pretty much yeah, and uh like it's a shitty death literally I was told it was not always fatal Yeah, I think you can if you have like you can overcome it, but I don't want to go to the hospital as a different to disin Dissentary I think this is Terry's from not getting enough fruit. Right. I thought that was also shitting yourself to death.

I don't. Let's see. Bautulas get dysentery. Bautulas is a rare but serious illness caused by a toxin that attacks the bodies and herbs. Symptoms of bautulas and usually start with weakness of the muscles that control the eyes, face, mouth, and throat. Oh, like, there's so much that's so different to shit.

Yes, sir. This weakness, disease. Yeah, this weakness may spread to the neck, arms, torso, and legs. Botulism can also weaken the muscles involved in breathing, which can lead to difficulty breathing and even death. If I had read that before I hit the pickle, I wouldn't have eaten the pickle. I'm going to be honest with you., I wouldn't have eaten the pickle. I'm gonna be honest with you. You're just gonna get the shit.

I'm not gonna let you go. I thought it worked, I would still go out. I'm not gonna let you go out. You followed instructions though. Like I feel like you'll be okay. Right, like you'd have to probably mess it up pretty bad in order to get botulism. Yeah, we'll see.

I would think- I appreciate the voter confidence, so Barbara. I think you did it right. I think Gus, you're very, I think, meticulous in terms of things that you try and little experiments that you take on. So I don't think that you're going to do anything wrong in the process unless the instructions you were following

were faulted. Yeah, no, no, no. I said Chris is thinking of scurvy. Well, scurvy. And that the same thing as dysentery. No, scurvy is a vitamin C deficiency. But I can never remember what is scurvy and rickets. Is it the same thing? It's like it's like old ship illnesses, isn't it? Like people see would just say we get that yeah. Rickets is the D deficiency. I thought this in terrier is kind of like food poisoning, but to the extreme.

I think you're right. That's what I was thinking of. Yeah, it's cause for non-doctor's guests about illnesses. Shigella bacteria or an amoeba, this in terrier is often spread through contaminated food or water. A key symptom is bloody diarrhea. There may also be abdominal pain, cramps, fever, and malaise. Prompt medical care is needed for bloody diarrhea, just as a heads-up to anybody listening who might have bloody diarrhea. Now you know. When you're bloody diarrhea, get a check out. Please don't.

Well, yeah, it's for Chris. I'm curious. You asked if I made those pickles. Have you not noticed for the last two weeks? I keep pointing out that I was making pickles on the shelf behind me over here? No, I had this the first time here. I heard about any pickles. I was out last week. Oh, you were out last week. But the week before every bit of content I was in, I had pickles right here on the shelf. Oh, I must have missed it. Mm-hmm.

We're also asking for us to be observant, which is a lot to ask these days. That's that. Although, I guess we are looking, you still get each other on the same backgrounds in everything we do. So if you did have something new, we should notice it. So I'm counteracting my own point.

Yeah, but how often do you even bother looking at everyone else? I don't look at you guys. I know what they look like. Do you just make your confidence screen the entire thing on VMIX? but how often do you even bother looking at everyone else? I don't look at you guys. I know what they look like. Do you just make your confidence screen the entire thing on V-Mix? That would be really funny, I should. I do put it up myself, but I also just realized

I had the chat completely covering just Bob's side. Oh, cool. Hey, there you are, wonderful screen. Yeah, I'm moving now. Now it's just covering some of us. I, I've been so, I've been missing traveling so much and I've been so my eyes real twitchy. I don't know why that the other day I was, I was so bored that I started browsing through YouTube videos on my TV and I found a 90 minute YouTube video where it's someone that

just walks around the streets of Seoul in the rain. And he doesn't talk or say anything. He just walks around with like a camera on. So it's like a walking simulator. Like you're in Seoul, walking, walking around in the rain for 90 minutes. And for like, I was flipping through stuff. I was like, I don't want to watch this. I don't want to watch this. And I put that on and I sat there for 90 minutes. And for, like, I was flipping through stuff. I was like, I don't wanna watch this. I don't wanna watch this and I put that on

and I sat there for 90 minutes watching someone to walk over. That was like, that was really enthralling. That was really entertaining. I'm happy I watched that. That happens to me. Like a 360 one? No, no, it's just like in the direction he's going.

You have no control over it. Still must be pretty relaxing now. Yeah. I traveled, I went to Dallas. When? When traveled. I went to Dallas. When? I was in Dallas. Huh? Last week, yeah, to visit my brother.

And this is like the first time I'm really traveled, but my brother has a bunch of dogs. And so I decided to take a booger. See how a booger gets played, play friends. How do you do that? What do play friends. How do you mean? What do you mean? How do you do? I mean, like, how do you do with the other guys?

Well, good with the other dogs. I left Friday night, you know, like right after we finished that meeting that we had on Friday. And I packed up and left. And then I'm like, well, maybe 45 minutes to Dallas, maybe an hour and boogers whining in the back seat. And I'm like, okay, maybe I'll pull over, you know, maybe I should go to the bathroom. And then as I'm like, I'm like, driving, looking for an exit with a gas station and also not just here like liquid spewing.

Oh no, oh no, he's peeing. It wasn't pee. I was gonna say probably wasn't pee. It was diarrhea. No, he just, he diarrheaed all over the backseat. To the point where you could hear it flowing. I'm like, do you have an out of seats in your car? Yes. Remind me to never get an out of seats in your car? Yes.

Remind me to never get in the back seat of your car. But, but so then, so then I'm like, I'm trying to, because he's like dancing in it, because he's like, what do I do? What do I do? Because he's also like got a leash thing. So he can't move, he doesn't have a lot of maneuverability, but he's in off tour, he's like freaking out,

he's jumping in, he's moving around as much as he can. He's splashing around in it. Yeah, and then I'm trying to like hold him away from it, and then I'm also like trying to get to an exit. So I pull in and I jump out of the car and I get him out of the car and I time to a post, and then I just like, the gas station I go to is closed. And I'm just running around in circles like, what do I do? There's so much shit there shit everywhere

It's what I don't have anything with the the stores close where I get paper towels And I'm just like I really I just like circle my car for a while I did have like a like a seat cover for dogs so like I was able to like Wrap some of it up and shove it into a bag Did you throw that out immediately or no no no I needed it what so and So I'm like trying to clean up the poop and boogers like whining and then all of a sudden

He like like trots over to me and it's like staring at me all proud and like look over and he chewed through his leash because he was so like freaking out about all the shit and me freaking out about, he was covered in shit, there was just shit everywhere. And he was really proud of himself too because he was like, oh, the word about it boss I chewed through that thing that was keeping me away.

And he's like, just like proud as can be like he's totally fine now. I mean, he's covered in poop and so am I. And so is your car. Yeah. But yeah, I would have been freaking out. I would have just been flustered beyond belief. Well, I ran around the car a bunch. Like, was he just like stressed out from the from being tied up in the car? Um, I think so. I think he just doesn't I mean, I know he doesn't like car rides. And that was the longest drive he's probably been on, right? Probably. I mean, as far as I know, because I'd never gone anywhere. I mean, this is like, for this I've gone, you know, and it was just straight to Dallas to my

brother's house, who's also like in quarantine. But yeah, so I ended up cleaning him up as best I could and then putting a blanket down and then going back to my house and then like, I couldn't get through a way that seat cover, cause that'd go the next day. Your house in Dallas, right? No, I went to Austin. You came back to Austin. I drove back.

I could not drive in that. You were 45 minutes away from Dallas. No, no, no, no, no, I was 45 minutes went to Austin. You came back to Austin. I drove back. I could not drive in that. You were 55 minutes away from Dallas. No, no, no, no, no, I was 45 minutes out of Austin. Oh, I thought you said, I was a way. You just turned around and didn't go? Well, not that, not dude, dude, there's so much shit. Like, I wasn't gonna drive for like three hours like that.

And then I would have said, Buggers absolutely Chris's dog, and I could not agree with you more. Then in chat, the white yaks said, do not make this into an RTA. Yeah. Well, agreed. I mean, he, yeah, there's a lot of poop.

I mean, and he, he, so yeah, I had to just go clean up and he was fine the next time. When I drove to Dallas on the way he did. He I do think he gets our sick car sick because he did vomit a lot on the way back. Like he vomited twice. Yeah. So I think he just doesn't like hers. Yeah, he wasn't bad.

He didn't seem that upset about the bomb it might be a no cost or dog. I mean, the kind of short distances. Did you gag? Did you worry about throwing up yourself? Not when he threw up because I didn't that wasn't that bad. But the power probably the poo the poo was pretty bad because it was just like overpowering. Yeah. God, man, every time I think maybe now's a time to get a dog. I hear a story like this and I just go, maybe not.

Well, yeah, I mean, it's better than a baby. They are like the Zyndishit, you know. I think I will say I wouldn't get a dog before I got a baby. Yeah. I mean, it's still better than not having, let me be if you do have to deal with a mountain of shit, you still get all the positive points of a pet. Yeah, sure.

Yeah, like the dog's not always shitting in your car. I know, but it's only the ones, only the ones. It's extra work and things to worry about that I don't necessarily have the bandwidth for right now. I have a picture I have a picture of him from when like at the gas station where he chewed through his leash and he looks so happy He he looks so embarrassed like you can't believe you're telling this story about him right now Well, are you mocking him by making him wear a seat belt color?

What see oh no, no, he already had that I'm gonna hear how much can I can I I want to show you this picture. Oh man. Um how do I share it? It's it's I don't know I'll send it. I'll send it. You can send it to Eric. I like Chris is falling apart. I have to step in. You can send it to me. Put it in discord, you can do that. That is just you look So that this is you can't tell how much shit You can't I've already wiped some of the shit off of them at that point in that picture. Oh, do I wait don't put Don't you just see a happy dog? I wanted to see the cottage. Oh No out of all people who want to see the carnage you Gavin

He doesn't really happy. Oh, where did this get said? He's a good boy. What? He put it in the general channel. Oh, God. Oh, is it a party podcast? Oh, yeah.

Is it, is it, is it lame I made an Instagram for, for a burger? No. No, lots of people were still living in 2009. Okay. What is lame is that you have your stream behind you, loser. My what behind me? You're streaming it. I gotta have something like who, look at that doggy. Who just keeps this streaming on hand? I don't know. Are we now gonna cut to

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I was playing Microsoft Flight Simulator and I, you you know there's that hurricane that's hitting out in Louisiana and I thought I wonder if I can fly through the hurricane. So I took off from the New Orleans airport and I flew through the hurricane. Look at you. So is there in the game. The hurricane is there in the winds. Aren't there potentially now two hurricanes coming in to like almost the same location? Yes. Can they cancel each other out? If one spins clockwise and the other counterclockwise, yeah. But I don't think that's the case, right? No, I'm Oh, you're joking. I don't know. The same direction. I just fell for it. I fell for it so quickly, Gus. I just trust you're joke. I don't know. The same direction. I just fell for I fell for it so quickly, Gus.

I just trust you too much. I think I read. Go ahead. I'm just going to say like that's the thing. If you're bullshitting, you just got to say it quickly and confidently. And everyone will believe it. It's like, oh, yeah. Of course, if you said that, just I read that there was some early studies to get rid of

hurricanes. They were planning on dropping nukes into them. Yes, I've read that before. Well, that was a transition that Trump had blow up a hurricane. Yes. But I think that the energy of even like a hundred megaton nuke would still not be as much energy as a hurricane. I was something I was trying to look recently.

This is something I had looked up that I wanted to talk about in the podcast a couple of months ago, but I didn't write down the specifics. I'm gonna go off the top of my head here, but I was thinking about hurricanes as you do. And I started to wonder, what happened, oh, I remember,

like after Hamilton came out, this is when I was, I remember, after Hamilton came out, this is when I was thinking about it, after Hamilton came out on Disney Plus, I watched it, and early in Hamilton, he talks about growing up and hurricane coming through and destroying the town he lived in, and it made me start wondering, what did hurricane tracking used to be like,

before satellites, how much advance-worn do people have that a hurricane was coming? Because you think about it, like satellites are a fairly recent thing being able to look at whether on that scale. So if I'm remembering right, going off top of my head, I think that like accurate hurricane tracking didn't start until like the mid 60s. And in the mid 60 60s they could predict the hurricane movement out to like one day. And it wasn't until like the early 80s that they could do three days. And then it wasn't until like the year 2000 that they could do seven day forecast for hurricane path. It's like it's still a relatively new thing that we can predict with any kind of accuracy

where a hurricane's going to go. I guess now with a satellite, you can see them forming and you know that they're out there, but to be able to track and predict where they're going to go is still like a really new science. And for me, it's like something I'd always taken for granted. It's like, oh, well, yeah, there's a hurricane coming. They told us and we need to get out of here. But it's like, within my lifetime, like the amount of days that we have to track it as doubled. That is actually crazy. But also now, obviously, we have even more ability to put them because the president can actually predict where they're

going based on no satellite information whatsoever. It's true. Where he just draws it on a map. And then that's the truth. Yeah. Easy. What screw science? Let's just do that.

Yeah, you were you're seeing bar like that double hurricanes crazy. Everyone keeps saying it's like a once in a lifetime thing or unprecedented to have two different hurricanes. I saw Communities spot. Yeah, not to make light of something like that, but I saw Someone making a really funny joke online about how they like clipped that piece of news about the two hurricanes coming in. And they're just like, man, I strive to be like 2020. It's like, all right, here, I'm putting in all my effort. And guess what, I'm going to keep top in myself. I'm going to keep top in myself to make things worse and worse and worse.

Just when you think about enough, you know, guess what, here's the thing. 2020 is like, when you've played a video game for too long and then you just start using a bunch of cheat codes all at once because it's like the end of the game. And you just like fire everything. I saw someone they posted a like a meteorological map of North America and it shows like all the fires in California, like the Western half of the United States, all in fire. The two hurricanes coming up through the Gulf and they captioned it something like, uh, when you leave Sim City and, uh, running and you forget to pause it when you leave the room.

Yep. Thank you. What are the, where's their big robots that could attack like alien robots could attack in Sim City? Yeah, I think I think in Sim City 2000, at least you could trigger. What's that? Like aliens or big robots? Yeah, Godzilla too, I think at one point. Yeah. There's also you have for big robots? You get Godzilla too, I think, at one point. Yeah.

There's also, I woke up this morning too, so I get news on my phone, and I woke up to a headline about how they, it's either a meteor in asteroid coming towards Earth. And I was like, what the fuck? And then I read through the article, and it's like, yeah, you know, scientists predict that it'll be this size by the time,

it won't even make it through the atmosphere, it'll crumble. And I'm like, why the fuck know, scientists predict that it'll be this size by the time it won't even make it through the atmosphere. It'll crumble. And I'm like, why the fuck are you using this headline to be like, Hey, are you already scared? Well, guess what? Here's something to scare you even more to get you to click it. Yeah, get you to read it. But just like, fuck, what a that really freaked me out. So just like, Oh, great. Now there's a thing hurling towards Earth. Well, the hurricanes are coming in and things are on fire and people are dying. Wow. How big, how big, how wide does an asteroid have to be to the point where it's like

global annihilation about this? I don't think it's probably not that big. Well, wasn't the one that took out the dinosaurs not as big as people thought it would have been to wipe out the entirety of the dinosaur population. It just hits really hard. Huh? Is that it? Yeah, it's just like the energy that it's carrying.

It's equivalent to like a new-kill-lia. What? To dropping to you, basically. That's much bigger. I'm trying to see if I can figure out how big it is. You killed Barbara. I just love when Gavin like confuses himself mid sentence. It's my favorite favorite thing in this. Why did I say new colliglia? What? You can be present in the United States. Man. Are you looking up how big it was? Gu said yeah I'm trying to figure how big it was or how big of an

Astero an asteroid needs to be to uh so when they say it only has it 0.09 or something percent chance of hitting us why Why do they not know exactly where it's gonna go? Why does this why is this still a chance? I don't know shouldn't it be like yes or no at this point? I don't know anymore. It's like hurricanes. Yeah. So it's hurricane Marco and hurricane Laura. Yeah. They're getting married. They're gonna make a little hurricane baby. It would have been if one of those cold in that mine. I was gonna say one of them's called polo I so I googled I know this is very touching on Gavin or Google, but I googled how big You guys guess what any of the top searches are for that

How big is an average penis how big can t. He's get Nope, and nope. Chris, how big and till it hurts? What's that mean? I don't know. All right, well, this search is maybe affected by the fact that I'm in Austin, but how big is an acre? How big is Texas?

How big is the iPhone 11? How big is Texas? How big is the iPhone 11? How big is shrimp? Is my favorite one. What's the result to how big is shrimp? What's it that up? How big? 1.5 to three inches. What's the biggest shrimp? Is that the biggest shrimp? Three inches. I guess so. Biggest shrimp ever. Is it ever? It's a big. Yeah, but prawns aren't. Are prawns shrimp? Yeah, why not? There's some. There's a pretty big shrimp. Guys, when I order a prawn cocktail in England and I order a shrimp cocktail here, I get the same thing.

I guess it's delicious versus shrimp. I guess it's delicious versus shrimp. Now because I Google that, my first query for how many comes up is how many shrimp and a pond. I don't even know what that means. Is that a term? It was a pond. It was a pond, a unit of measurements. I also like the fact someone Googles that.

How many shrimp and a pond? Shrimp and prawn have different anatomies. Bollocks. What's the difference? Prons have branching. God damn, who's fucking calling me? I'm doing, I'm doing a podcast. Prons have branching gills, claws on three pairs of their legs,

and second pinches that are larger than their front ones. Prons lack the distinct bend in their bodies that are seen with shrimp and each of their body segments overlaps the one behind it in succession. Shrimp on the other hand have plate-like gills and claws on two pairs of their legs. Their front pinches are typically the largest. Additionally shrimp have a distinct bend in their bodies and the second segments overlap the first and third seconds Could you could you pickle a shrimp?

Sure, I'm gonna look it up pickled shrimp. That would probably be nasty as fuck Southern style pickled shrimp The pickle shrimp you pickle Barbara banana don't pick a shrimp. You pick Barbara banana. You pick me a shrimp. Yeah, I'm gonna list Chris go for it Chris Kevin asked for a pickle Snickers. Oh That's not good It's on my list here. I love my pickle experiments to come We kind of got away from it. I want to I want to play the game that That that we came up with you just

Triple prawn. It's not shrimp or prawn. That is not the game man. Can we play that next? We can see if I can do shrimp or prawn next just show us pictures. And we have to guess if we're looking at a shrimp or a prawn, but you already know that they have larger front Pinchers and three segmented legs or something. We already forgot. And they're fair between 1.5 and 3 inches. See, look at the picture. It's the pictures that we look at. Because we know the description.

But if we look at pictures, it would be a lot harder, I think. I'm going to need a nice graphic fish rim pull pro. Well, here's the thing. Right now, I only have the graphic that we have for this game. And it's a little game we call Guess the MPAA rating. Wow. Oh, wow. Wow. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow.

That was what an incredible intro. I want to call it. The bucket still had French in half of it. Well, sometimes people are busy. And things have to happen to just get intros made. Can I use that one we are on this one. I'm sorry. Barbara, what was that one more time?

I just wanted to see it one more time, because I'm pretty sure you used Comic Sans as the fun. And I just wanted to clear it. Shane, can we roll that one more time? I'm going to get a clear. Shane, can we roll that one more time? Yep. Yeah.

Yeah. So this is a game we call mpa. Guess the mpa rating. We talked about it a couple of weeks ago and said, you know what, some movies have weird MPa ratings. I don't have any lower thirds for this. I don't have anything real fancy. I just want you guys to guess MPa ratings for different movies.

I'll give you a movie and give you the year it came out. And you tell me what you think it's rated for our international audience. Should we go over the United States MPa ratings? Uh, yeah. The lowest rating, which would be general audiences, would be G. Perennial guidance is the second lowest rating, and that would be PG.

The next rating would be PG-13, which is Perennial guidance for children under the age of 13. Then we have R, which is restricted. No one under the age of 17 without an adult or a guardian. 17, I thought it was 18. It is 17. And then we have NC 17, which or X, however you want to qualify or classify that.

And it means this movie's fucking hot, bro. Well, it's an NC like no children. Yeah, I think so. And no children under 17. It's no, it's no children period even with Company men. Yeah exactly. It's just no children period no one under 17 It means hey man. This is too hot. You gotta see how fucking hot this is Yeah, yeah, luckily we have the internet now

So it's really not that big of a deal if something is rated and see 17 You can just Google it and see all the parts You want to see anyway so it's a matter You can't wear out a tape anymore. Your friend's dad's house The first movie Ice age one came out in the year 2001 what is the MPA rating for ice age one? It's the movie with the little rat monster Romano's the mammoth. Yeah. I love that.

I love that. That's gonna be so intense, intense scenes of animal fear. It's a G. It's an animated movie for kids. There could still be a PG anime in movie. I remember that movie and I remember loving it. I remember it from a bunch of rabbit.

PG. That's gonna be PG. G. Okay. We have Chris Barbara and Gavin all saying PG and Gus saying G the answer is PG Pickle that Gus Play with his nuts the whole time. Oh Just say that

podcast The next movie from the year 1982 Poltergeist on our research team podcast, the next movie from the year 1982, poltergeist, poltergeist from 1982. What do you think the MPAA rating of poltergeist was? People were all like, I'm just gonna say PG for every single movie you mentioned. People were a lot tougher back then. Where's it though?

I think you're tougher now. Yeah, I always say a story about American kids just watching whatever. Like it's really weird that Gus is the oldest one here and going. Everyone was tougher when I was. I'm gonna say PG 13, I think PG 13. Okay, so we have. I'm going gonna say G. Gus is gonna say G for Walter, guys.

But ice age PG. I said G for ice age. Yep, and it was PG though. But because people are pussy's now, I'm going for PG, Bucks standard PG. Okay, and Chris is also saying PG and Barbara saying PG 13. Yeah, the answer for Waltertergeist 1982 is PG. It is PG.

Can you believe that? Well, I did learn from Gus, I think, that Red Dawn was the first PG 13. How about that? Is it PG because it's Poltergeist? So that's been before. Yeah, it's rated PG for Poltergeist. They said this is too perfect. We can't rate it R. It's not called Rolltergeist. That's been before. Yeah, it's rated PG for Poltergeist. They said this is too perfect. We can't rate it R. It's not called Roltergeist. Poltergeist is PG. Right.

Yeah, totally next. The next movie from 2010. Kings speech. Kings speech from 2010. R. R. I was also going to guess R, but now I kind of just want to go against the great and I'll go PG 13 for that one. Okay. Who hasn't guessed everyone said our except for bar one. Wow. Okay. Okay.

And the answer to the game's speech 2010 it is our it's because he said fuck a lot in that one. So those vanity are it's because he said fuck a lot in that once thing. He says like bloody piss shit, shit, shit. Oh, that's going to be that's going to be me later with the botulism. Oh, a polka guy. Same rate. I mean, low rating. I mean, yeah, crazy, right? Next from 2008, just two years before the King's speech, the dark night, 2008, the dark night, 2008, the dark night. Black dark night PG 13 PG 13.

PG 13. Yeah. Everyone saying PG 13 is PG 13 is. Oh, oh, God said it. Cool. It is PG 13. Yeah. Can you believe it? Can you believe it? It should have been our probably? Yeah, that's all for a best got it Yeah, everyone got that one congratulations next two years before the dark night snakes on a plane Our PG 13 Oh R I don't think you can say a heavy MF in a PG 13 You can do it once I think you get one F in a PG 13

I thought I thought it was an F you get but not MF. I think he gets a lot of a lot of F's right in that movie Also, that's like titties out his bits getting bit dicks and tits and stuff But he does say mother fucking twice in that line right because he's motherfucking snakes off my mother fucking plane Yeah, that's your two so does that mean this podcast and I rated are because fucking twice in that line, right? Get these motherfucking snakes off my mother fucking plane. Yeah, that's you too. So does that mean this podcast is not rated R because you just said that twice? Oh, no, it's like called, it's like called,

it's like called Americans Pussies. It's still rated PG for Poltergeist. So snakes on a plane, Chris, you're saying PG 13 everyone else is saying R, is that right? I guess I'll, yeah, I guess I'll stick with that. Okay, the answer is R! And it is exactly for that reason.

You can't say mother fucker. Can you believe that? I think, did they say they wanted to change that line to try to get it to PG-13, but Samuel Jackson didn't want to. Yeah, so the reason you wanted to do that movie was for that line. Yeah, a big reason that they wanted it R is that they pushed for it to be R. They actually wanted to have the R rating

because it was a B movie and they wanted people to kind of go and experience that B movie. That makes sense. So that makes sense to me. So I only have a couple left. So bear with me here. From 1989, all dogs go to heaven. Peasy dogs dying are.

I didn't know that movie. Peasy, I don't know that movie either. Really, you guys don't know that movie? You don't know all dogs go to heaven't know that movie either. Really, you guys don't know that movie? You don't know all the likes going to heaven? Can I have a brief synopsis? I think it's Bert Reynolds and Dom Deloise as dogs who die and come back. Is that kind of the long, short of 18?

I've been to like, save a little girl. 13. They've saved a little girl. It's an animated movie. It's like a cartoon movie. Yeah. Oh, really? G a cartoon movie. Yeah. Oh really. Oh, G PG 13 PG. Chris, what do you think PG PG? Okay. And Gavin is the other one who got it right at G.

It is rated G, which is crazy because it scared the shit out of me when I was a kid without even seeing it. I think I think I'm I think I'm 100% still by the way. I think you've done done very well. Let me see. Yes, you are. you're running the table on this Gavin you could be in the mpa and we would never know I don't know that's incredible I stayed early on that we've gotten more harsh with ratings and more sensitive to things that I made a movie from 89 was rated G but an animated movie from the 2000s ice age is rated PG someG. Something to think about. I bet the MPA just saw that it was anime in and thought, that's for kids.

Yep. And not even watch it. It is scary. Like, there's a scene where they're like, they go to hell or something. I don't know. They scare the shabby around the kid. It was fucking crazy.

Next up, I only have two more. From 1968, planet of the apes, the original O Rihanna. Planet of the apes. Oh, Rihanna. Yeah, that's how you say in Spanish. You can ask us. PG-33. P-8. Yeah.

P-G-N. Is there anything really bad in that movie? G. I'm going to go G. Okay. Now can you just say damn 30 Apes. Mm-hmm. Oh, that is true.

That is true. It was damn considered a naughty word for children back then. This was 1968, so you tell me. PG. Oh, what's 68? I'm gonna say G. Gus, you're gonna say PG? G.

Okay, Gus, you're gonna say G? G. G. Okay, Gus is saying G. Chris, you said PG? PG, PG. Gavin, you said PG. PG, PG. Gavin, you said G and Barbara said PG 13. I've said PG 13, but it is 68, so it's probably PG, but I'm just gonna stick to 13. Okay, the answer,

plan of the episode, 1968 is G. Gavin is successfully running the table. This is the very last one. What? Oh, no, the pressure's up. This is all up to Gavin. Don't blow it. Everyone's watching you. Your hair is like very last one. What? Oh, no, another pressure's up. This is all up to Gavin. Don't blow it. Everyone's watching you.

Your hair is like that on purpose. And everyone sees what you look like. And they're going to know if you mess this up. From 1975, Jaws. Jaws, 1975. What is the MPA rating? PG, PG, PG. I wanna say PG, even though that's like,

there's goons in it. There's goons in it. There's coming off and tits. There's nudity. And a fricking leg comes off and that shock blows up. Spoil. I wanna say PG.

PG. PG. Barbara. Yeah, I mean, it's probably PG, but I'm still gonna stick with PG 13 just for Fensies. Okay. There's no chance in me winning So why not right Chris you said PG I might be 13, wouldn't it? Oh wait, can we get a close up on Gavin? Gavin we just just close on Gavin it came out in 1975. You named all the things. You named all these things. You said PG and then you named all the stuff that was in this movie. Violence, nudity and exploding shark. It's gonna be PG. It's gonna be PG because it's say if it is PG, that's insanity. That's a

That's a messed up movie PG PG PG The answer to jaws 1975 and if Gavin has run the table on guess the NPA a rating the new game Sweeping the Rooster T-Tations It is PG and Gavin has done it. Incredible. Wow. Gavin, the existing that I didn't even grow up with. I'll just also throw up. Show us your award that you got, Gavin.

Yeah, show us an award. Thank you. Wow. The winning PGE was the name of this movie. It's a shrimp pull-up star. The game show. Thank you to all my other testers. The name was the game, and we can show the graphic one more time.

Is guess the MPA a rating? Oh, I think. All right, the next week, Shrimple Prawn. I don't want to play Shrimple Prawn. What do you mean? It's just such a good game, Eric. I'm just going to be just. You should throw a crawfish in there too, just to fuck with us.

Well, okay, Shrimple Prawn. Shrimp or Prawn, I'm writing it down. You know what my favorite game is? What? Is when you have a close up of someone's face, just their face, and you have to guess if it's a drummer or porn. A drummer? Because usually if someone's part like, they're like, you know, doing a, or like musician

or porn. Well, I like that. Yeah. I might just go look at some drummer pictures after Yeah. I might just go look at some drummer pictures after this. I might just go look at some porn. Might. Look up some drummer porn. This episode of her sheet podcast is brought to you by Full Sail University.

And to talk about it, I've got Chris with me. Chris, come in Chris. Yes. So, so what are you doing? You're up to something in typical Chris fashion. I went back to school. I went back to school to learn how to animate or sculpt 3D animation stuff. Do you use your hands a lot?

Is that what you learned right there? Well, not my real hands, but my digital hands. So Full Sail created this program for me and Blaine and Elise and James from Funhouse where we went back to school and we got taught by Full Sail University professor and then also then got like tutored by an actual like Full Sail university students on how to do like animate. But the sculpting part. The sculpting part of animators. So did you create your own characters and stuff? Yeah.

So we each had to do each other. And so I had to make Elise, but we did it in Ruby style. So I made Ruby Elise. Oh, interesting. I was thinking you would have like Rodney Dangerfield from the back to school But I guess that makes a little more sense And believe it or not I'm a pretty good little and a sculptor. Are we learned how to do yeah? Or do we get to see what you did? Oh, yes

Oh, yes, you get to see the entire process, the entire process from from a big ball of digital clay to the beautiful like end result of what you imagine these hands with this mouse could make a Lisa space. So obviously, you know, you just had a very quick overview of the course, but I feel compelled to mention that people who do go to Full Sail have gone on to work on many projects, you know, all the time, work on video games, movies, all kinds of things. They've worked on the Mandalorian, Scoob, Ghost of Tsushima, so all kinds of things that our audience is familiar with, they probably were helped produce by a full-sale people in addition to Ruby Elise,

which is your own creation. Yeah, which is my creation, which I might spend off into its own show. But yeah, I mean, that's the thing. We worked with actual full-sale students. And I mean, well, one, they are a lot better than us. But I mean, well, I mean, the thing with the full sale, they have full computer animation and game art,

spatula or degree programs. And they actually have like fast track programs so you can actually get your degree in a accelerated format. So you can actually get into working faster and not spend a million years at school. But yeah, no, it was fun. It made me want to a million years at school. But yeah, no, it's fun. It made me wanna go actually back to school.

I take a full, full sale class. Well, I can tell you, Chris, if you wanna go back to school or if any of our audits is interested, or they can find out more about these 3D animation programs and how to get started by going to fullsale.edu slash back to school, get all kinds of information about it, and the full back to school series starring Fun House,

or it kicks off with Fun House on August 28th, and then Rochis first episode comes out September 3rd, so keep it out for those shows, and you'll see the process that Chris went through to make Ruby Elise, and I'm sure that Blaine and James went through as well, it wasn't just you two. But yeah, again, go to fullsale.edu slashbackschool to learn more and get started. Yeah, well, is there any is there any a K porn?

Oh God, now I gotta look it up. Like, at what point is it just too much information? Is there any like 70 millimeter I max porn? There's gotta be someone has. What was the I watching in the theater? What's his face? Who what that that like actor who? What's this he has like the suspenders?

Pee we herman Pee we herman. Thank you. I don't know how you got it from my very vague description But he wasn't he caught watching porn in a movie theater. Yeah, yeah description, but he wasn't he caught watching porn in a movie theater. Yeah, because he said the whole point of the place. No, I know, but it was the whole point like it wasn't watching it like in the back secretly. He was watching it on the screen, but I guess because he was like a kids. I thought his knob was out. Yeah, he got arrested for indecent exposure because he had his his dick out, but I I I've never I don't know what you do people not all have their dick out at a listen. He was he was he was targeted and he was he got fucked over by that whole thing.

Sounds like you did. I mean, that wasn't a lot of ways to watch. Pulling that right? Correct. There was supposed there are videos on the internet that claim to be 8k porn. I don't have an 8k display, so I can't tell you. There was a video on Netflix that I wanted you guys to watch that I think got taken down because I couldn't find it anymore,

but there was a movie on Netflix called Love, which if you're going to look it up, I don't know if it'll be the right one, but if you do find it of your discretion is advised, but it just starts off with these two people who are completely naked. And this guy is like big ass limp dick is just out. And the woman is just like stroking it, but they're both lying on their sides. And it goes on for like two and a half minutes. NC 17. That wasn't even me, that was Shane. He killed that one, that was great. That was great. So just, stuff on Netflix have to go through the MPAA?

I don't know, but that's what I was so shocked about. I was like, people just have access to Netflix of all ages. And something like this seems very inappropriate. There wasn't really much. I think you have different accounts for kids. There's like TV channels that are just like. True. Women with tits out and all that.

Anyone could find that anyway. That's true. I mean, I remember, I used to, like, there was a passcode for like the TV to just to watch certain channels. Got a hold of that. I was spied on a parent got it and then like, could watch all the radio and stuff. That was great. It was like a mental snapshot of the code. Yeah, like.

Yeah, that was great. Once you got access, once you had the code, man, that was a good summer. So apparently that movie came out in 2015 and it's rated around the world. It's pretty much rated everywhere 18 plus. But in the US, it just got released on Netflix and they just gave it a TVMA. Because I guess it didn't go through the cinema. Oh, so the TV ratings are different. Yes.

Because the MPAA self-polices with the ratings, that's a motor picture association of America. TV rating, I don't know who the fuck comes up with TV ratings, that's not the MPAA though. Who makes that? I don't even know all the TV ring. I don't know who the fuck comes up with TV ratings. That's not the MPAA though. Who makes I don't even know the TV ones. TVMA TVY10 fuck. Maybe I'm thinking of games that were teen. TV I feel like in England if it was a little bit I feel like in England, if it was a little bit Riscay, it'd be like, I just shove it on after 9pm. Just Play whatever What a shit right

Hmm I can't find them. I don't fucking know. I never pay attention to that shit. It doesn't matter to me I'm an adult. I want whatever the fuck I want Could I ask you guys a question? Yeah, I kind of used this podcast as a way to settle debates between Trevor and I, like, and sometimes it doesn't go in my favor, like the chocolate milk debate. Yeah.

So yesterday, we made dinner and Trevor's like, oh, could you pass me a spoon? And we have silverware that is different sizes. We have larger versus smaller, depending on what you want to use. And I said, oh, what size spoon do you want? And he goes regular size. And I was like, well, we have the small spoons

and the big spoons. And he goes, she's giving me the normal size one. And I was like, there is normal size. There is a small and a big. And he was like, well, one of them is a normal size. And one of them is a small. Or one of them is like a big spoon. I forgot. I was going to point out that there's already a system in place with teaspoons,

tablespoons, they will have names. Yeah, that's a good argument. Yeah, like, just pull it by the name. I would also say that the normal spoon is the big spoon. If I was gonna just like you put it on a bucket. I would also agree. You are insane. He spoon is the normal spoon. He said the smaller spoon was the the normal spoon. Yes, that is correct. That's the spoon. That's the story.

Well, that's what that was my argument. I was like, well, if you're having soup or cereal, you'll probably want the bigger spoon. But if you're have, like, I don't know what the smaller spoon would even be. The small spoon is only for like stirring stuff or for ice cream. No, I disagree with the secret. Slowly eating ice cream, so you save it.

Soup, you would use a soup spoon, which is a different type of spoon. Wow, we don't have a different type of spoon. It's like, if you took a spear and just use the bottom and haul it out. Yeah, Barbara, I'm putting a image in a discord. Is this what they look like? What do you want me to go get them so you could see? Yes, please. Okay, hold please. I got to go run to my kitchen. I have to see these. I would say, you know, you got your teaspoons, your table spoons, your super spoons, and maybe like a big serving spoon.

Yeah, typically I think that's it. The teaspoon. The teaspoon is the default go to I use that for tea for like getting stirring shit and getting tea bags out. Yeah, it's for liquids and The table spoon is for solids. So soup is a liquid to use, the small one for soup. No, no, no. It's even says it's a teaspoon and a tablespoon. The teaspoon is for stirring tea. The table spoon is for putting on a table. Storing tables?

Storing tables? You're not going to turn it over directly to your Chris. All right, let's see then, Barbara. Come here. Here are the spoons. They look pretty similar. Yeah. The one in barber's right hand is the normal spoon. That is the normal spoon. That is the default spoon. I disagree. I would much more frequently use the big spoon. No. I never use the big

spoon. The big spoons for big mouth monsters. What do you mean never use the big spoon? Serial. No, the little spoon. I used a little spoon to eat my cereal mouth monsters. What do you mean never use the big spoon about cereal? No, the little spoon. I used a little spoon to eat my cereal this morning. What? No, you got like one frosted flake on a fricking spoon? No, I got like 20 Cheerio's, motherfucker. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

This is, see this is the thing. I'll go for the smaller spoon if I want to eat slower. You may be the bigger spoon if I want to get more in my mouth. No, the little spoon every time. No, it's big spoon. Why? Why use a little spoon to eat with?

If you, if you, if this is like a dainty little yoga, that's when I would use a small one or sterente because if it's food from a meal like dinner, eat them, use the big spoon. I'm not a monster. I don't need to fill my mouth with food on every spoonful. I can put a little bit in my mouth and savor it How about that? I'm gonna dog I'm Based down in my bowl and I'm not just eating if I if I'm having a nice and big mouth full of frosties

It's going in the tablespoon. I'm sucking that down with as much milk as possible. It's all going in It's delicious. I can polish off cereal like three minutes. Yes, because you don't want your Charter. You don't want your seat to get soggy. It'll get soggy if you You've got to go for speed and if you see a lot of Gabbings, if you got wisp on the go, you don't want to be chipping away with a tiny Spoon is falling in every way. You need nice big mouthfuls before Don't get this kiss. Here's my issue though. That's why I say smaller big if like which spoon do you want? Smaller the bigger one because if you say the normal speed and that's up to Interpretation which which was the normal spoon to Trevor

Yes, the Human being Monster team team Trevor I would honestly say you are both fools For even having to argue about it Trevor and I, you're just a fucking name. Trevor and I are probably the two smartest people you know and we agree on this. I'm just saying. That is true. You guys are both very smart. Some some cereal is huge, like

massive. How do you eat more than one on a teaspoon? Like what cereal is huge? What's cereal are you eating? Like what Massive how do you eat more than one on a teaspoon like what cereals? Like what are those uh like Like many many weathe There are key weathe are many weathe that's many weathe are like many weathe Weathe are perfect on the little on the little spoon you get one at a time Some of them you don't want a time you want like four or five at a time for the maximum flavor Animal one at a time, you want like four or five at a time for the maximum flavor. Hannibal one at a time. Okay, if you have say you eat in a Kit Kat, right?

Do you just chip off like millimeters worth of Kit Kat at a time? Do you get full satisfaction or do you need to bite like half of Kit Kat finger off? I mean, the US, I'm in the US. I eat half an inch at a time. Look at the size of shredded wheat. Look at the side. I'm gonna put it in the display. I know how big shredded wheat is, dude. You're gonna size of shredded wheat. Look at the side. I'm gonna put it in the display. I know how big shredded wheat is, dude. You're gonna picture it's you. A table

smooth side helping you there, either. Where is this? Help me at all. Look how big they are. I'm looking at this picture. There's you. Okay, you know how to eat those, right? Like you put water and you rip it apart with the spoon. You don't eat the whole thing at once. No, when you eat shredded wheat, what are you talking about? What's the whole thing in your mouth? You cut them, you take...

No, I'm in half of the mix, but I know you eat it. Yeah, that's like similar to how you attack a wheat mix. But, God, did you say you put water on them? Did I say water? I just saw what I meant. You mean milk? Oh, okay. Okay. Well, either way, it's not like a weird British American divide here. It's

cool to fricking tea, but to see what's the tea. No, come out. I'm out. Don't feel bad on the one who's like to put water on cereal. Do we? We don't have the ability to do polls anymore? I'm trying

to watch chat to see what people agree with, and it really seems to be split. People should leave us a comment on the Ristis site, and we'll go through. And I'll try to count up as many as I can before next podcast, and we'll come back, and I'll give you the results. So essentially the debate is which one would you consider

the normal spoon, or would you just be like me and say it's smaller big? Right, So we need to know which one is normal. Right. We need to wrap up. We got a we got a we got to see we got to cut over to that stevo interview. It's not done. We got to let people know. So show them one more time, Barbara. Okay. So is it the one, is it that one in Barbara's right hand, or is it the bigger one in Barbara's left hand, which is the normal spoon? I love Gus, I love that you're saying which hand it's in.

It doesn't matter that you're saying which hand it's in. People are gonna go the one on the right, which is going to fuck everybody up either way. Okay, the small spoon or the big spoon, which is the normal spoon. Wow, easy to say that, huh? Okay, we gotta go. Stay tuned, we're gonna show that

Steve O'Innerview right now. He did. Thanks for watching everybody. Bye. Bye. Hey everyone, welcome to this supplemental bonus content for the RST podcast. Got two familiar faces you see every week.

It's Gus and Gavin. And another, I'm sure very familiar face, familiar faces you see every week. It's Gus and Gavin. And another, I'm sure, very familiar face. You don't see every week with us. We got a Steve-O joining us. How's it going Steve? Steve-O? Steve? I'm very well. Thank you. Yeah, call me whatever you want, man. I don't mind a bit. We'll call you by your your your full name. Steve-O. Well technically my full name is Steve, spent with a pH middle name, Gilchrist, last name, Glover. I actually remember watching the,

I think it was the audio commentary for the first Jackass movie and you introduced yourself like that. I remember being blown away that I was a full name. I was like, I can't believe I didn't know his name. It's crazy. Right. Yeah, you one would assume that, oh, you know, plays into a first

initial somewhere, but it really doesn't. It just came from drunk people screaming at keg parties sort of eggly on while I did did dumb stuff. Well, it's like iconic, right? There's not many people in the world who have like, who go by one name. It's like, that's you.'s you you got it set you know it's like you're up there with like Madonna I don't know that I'm up there with Madonna but you know it was something I agonized over a great deal and I recall Very well. I was in jail in 1996 I was serving a 10-day jail sentence

for my second DUI arrest. And shoot, I don't even know if I was legal aged and drinking. I was actually 21 at that time. But in any case, I'm in this big sort of, I did look like a certain gymnasium, like just this big huge gymnasium room filled with bunk beds with all the prisoners. And I was able to procure a pencil and a bunch

of loose leaf paper. And I thought, okay, while I'm in here, while I'm in jail, I'm gonna begin to write my memoirs. Right. And the first thing I wrote was they call me Steve O. But I'm thinking about switching back to Steve Glover because I've kind of begun a career now. And I'm not sure if I want a nickname when I'm famous. When I was

was I really because I wanted to be a stunt performer. I had this this vision. Everybody felt sorry for me for committing to the plan, but it occurred to me that to be a professional entertainer with the name Steve O, that it might undermine me. You know, like people aren't, I've got this group renamed, people won't take me seriously.

And I just wasn't sure, even though I was Steve Oh, but then I ended up doing my first show on stage in front of hundreds of people and the 700 people it was a show for a radio station and I built myself as Steve Oh the alcoholic gymnast and my act was to shotgun I shotgun like nine years in a row and then did shitty acrobatics. And the more I drank, the crowd got into it, the crowd was chanting Steve, oh, Steve, oh. And when I heard him screamer, my name, I thought, you know, if I said my name was Steve, there would be no chanting. Nobody will ever fucking scream Steve. And I decided to commit at that point That's it. I'm Steve O for real for it's official and in hindsight

I'm such a good idea because having a memorable name like a short easy to remember name That's just kind of grouply if you look at the guys who have name recognition on jack as russian The most name recognition like bam you know Johnny and I didn't nobody who uses the name on their driver's license has the most name recognition so and hindsight I think I did very well with that in jackass it was it was one of the names to remember because I didn't necessarily know how to pronounce some of the other names like I didn't have it I didn't figure out how to pronounce my jr or like errands last name but stevo is always like everyone knows how to

Steve right Thank you and it and by the way Gavin it's great to see your brother. It's You know you're a guy who I've always really admired and Respected dude. I love what you've done same dude That day when you the day when you just came to my house and we did some slow mo fire breathing backflips. Two days.

Two days. Yeah. I can't believe how long it's been. It's been almost five years now at this point, right? Yeah. I want to say that was November 2015. 2015. Yeah, I remember having just a ridiculous grin on my face throughout that video because obviously grew up watching

Jackass, but I was also like trying to concentrate on trying to make a good video But I just have this dumb grin because I'm stood next to Steve Because you didn't you didn't on the first day you came you didn't bring anyone I was assuming you would like have a team or like some people with you But it was just like you and me just shooting Just sure it's great. Yeah, I didn't bring anybody the second day either. Did I you brought Scott the second day? Oh About that okay. Yes got random The star Yeah, there's a fantastic experience. I remember feeling a little bit like man I've been here. It came out so great. I gave it to those guys for their channel like

bit like man, that video came out so great. I gave it to those guys for their channel, like, ah, it got way more viewership on your channel than it ever would have gotten on mine. And so it was a real favor that you did to me in an honor. And then for my first stand-up comedy special, you kindly licensed the footage to me for, you know, to include in there. That was really nice of you too. Hell yeah. And I actually, well, I feel like I think I text you a few months ago saying that your YouTube channel is like the best channel on YouTube because hey, you have all these great stories, just the insane stories that most people will never have. But also, you have footage of almost all of it but you can tell a story from like sometime in the 90s it's like and here's the clip of it and it

just fits so well it's like the best form of storytelling it's not reenactment so anything it's just like and here's that exact moment because i have everything filled it's great what do you thank you so much man you know this whole journey for me in comedy at first it was a real departure from what I'm known for. Now I'm going to become a standup comic and I gave it hell, I really went for it, I got that first special and it was good but I figured it out along the way that if I do standup where it's multimedia and I can actually edit footage into the standup, then now I've really got something going.

So I just put out this new special, which I found a home for all kinds of footage that would never be allowed on YouTube. I mean, terribly filthy stuff that even Netflix won't go anywhere near. And I just let it ride, man. I made the most explicit, just frankly, fucked up comedy special telling these just x-rated stories and like all this is crazy stuff. And what's special about it is that you're seeing the footage actually, the footage of the stories that I'm telling in this standover, Tans, was so excited about it. And that's why I duct tape myself to the billboard last week.

So, yeah, and dear, I just can't, I can't say enough about how psyched I am on the way this special came out and how grateful I am that the whole jackass gang got together for it so everyone of the guys, of course except Ryan, but everyone of the guys is in it and um fuck dude I went for it dude I went for it man I got skin grafts on 15% of my body doing one of the stuff I filmed filmed for. Now, have from the fire angels. But yeah, so many cases of skin hanging on fire.

God. Yeah, dude, such a crazy story man. That's the that's the closer of the special. And that's why I was so excited to talk to you. So I can let everybody know at steveau.com. Because it's the only place I can show it. If you can see this fun, you can see this absurd multimedia special for which I broke so many laws.

I love what you're doing with it. You know, like you said, if you go to stevo.com, like you can you're handling it directly, right? Like you're it's like a direct connection you have with the audience. You know, if they want to see it, they come straight to your website. There's a trailer on there you can watch. You can see a little bit of the things you've talked about. Some of the stuff in that trailer, including the painted on bicycle shorts.

So it's a really, like you said, it's really graphic. Not something you would ever see on Netflix. Right. For sure. Yeah. I encourage everybody to get over there and check out the trailer because, uh, yeah, me do. You have to click. Yes, I am over 18 years old there and check out the trailer because yeah me do you have to click yes

I am over 18 years old in order to view the trailer Like a porn set for the trailer Just for the trailer it is a porn site. I was gonna say when you go to buy it It even says that by by purchasing it. I certify that I am over 18 years old Yeah, so it's actually available to get now. Yeah, it's totally available right now. I encourage everybody to check it out. I'm so thrilled with it. I'm absolutely thrilled with it,

but let's not bog everybody down with me promoting my stuff. Let's let you know I pass it over to you guys to steer the ship. Let's get into it to talk a little bit more about the start for a second, but what a great way to promote it, you know, duct taping yourself to the billboard because that news went everywhere. And as soon as I heard that this was happening, I was like, what's he doing?

And I was like, oh, I think he's got a special coming out. That makes total sense. It's like, everyone wants to share that story. Everyone wants to share that, you know, those images that you duct taped up there. And then it's like, well, why did he do? Oh, okay. Well, that makes total sense.

Well, thank you. I had a strong feeling that that was going to be effective. And it really kind of came organically because the opening sequence of the project it's one of these billboard trucks that you see driving around Las Vegas. And I got one with a billboard promoting the special. I had the entire jackass cast duct tape me to the billboard on the truck and hit baseball as I mean. And then you watch this billboard truck drive hundreds of miles from LA to Denver with me duct tape to the side going down my highway. I mean, the links that we went to shoot that opening sequence, I gotta say I'm really proud of it

because it's like not even 60 seconds of footage that represents that journey. And the amount of money that I spent and the laws that I broke, the risks that I took, the hospital bills I occurred, the criminal fines, legal fees, just the production budget and the promotion, you know, preparing to get it out was like $300,000, man. If you count hospital bills, lawyer fees, criminal fines, restitution, then it's arguably

closer to a half a million. So I've never spent more money on anything I've ever done in my entire life and I don't regret a fucking penny of it I don't I don't regret one penny of it. It came out even better than I then I hoped it would How much work actually goes into going back through all of your old Because by the looks of you had like hundreds of tapes. Did you have to like employ someone to get all that in order? It's into the thousands and to, I mean, I have a general sent, you know, for all the drugs I did, for how much I've hit my head, It's really surprising how, you know, my memory is better than one might imagine.

I have a pretty good sense of what was captured on film over the years, but then at the same time, as we digitize, we've got this little deck that you take the old mini DV tapes, you put it in and digitize the footage, and that. We kind of systematically just digitize all the time because there's so much we'll never get through it all. And in doing so, it's not uncommon that things would,

wow, I mean, shoot, I can't remember that. I didn't realize that was on film. So it's a tough balance between telling stories and putting stuff out because there have been indicators, you know, instances where we put out this story of the video of telling some story and then later discover, oh my god, look at this, we could have had that in there. But for the most part, I think we got it all right. So yeah, it's kept and keep track on how much there is. they're having times when people say Oh, dude, you should have a movie about you, you know, and I always say it'd be a little bit pointless to make a movie about me when everything's on

fucking video already. There's not like a little bit of a letdown, but in any case. So dudes, this is slow mo guys. Just keep going, huh? not like a little bit of a letdown but but in any case so dudes in slow-mo guys just keep going huh it's a it's a little bit harder at the moment because Dan lives in the UK and because of COVID we can't really get together so I've been doing some solo ones but yeah we're still we're still churning them out do you ever feel like man I'm fucking trapped in slow motion like you know, do you ever have like and like man like I Want to make videos about something other than slow motion and do you ever do that? Yeah, I feel like I get that lot where it's like so I do a lot of video game stuff with Rucy-Teeve

So that that outlets fine. Obviously. I've got the slow-mo stuff, but uh, yeah, you know, it's it is a Niche really so I do have to stay within those realms because usually if you change what you do on a channel If I just made a video that we had nothing to do with slow motion, I doubt it would get any views But I do still enjoy it because we don't we don't make a ton of videos I hope that doesn't come up as a criticism or a negative problem because it's so fucking great what you do I'm such a genuine fan. It's just that I think more of a curiosity, you know? Yeah, I mean, there is still still stuff where it's like, like, like with your special, there is a lot of stuff I can't do because it's on YouTube, like a more extreme stuff, like our stuff is even our stunts are like

very tame in the grand scheme of all stunts. Even even like the one we did with you, that was demonetized just because of how dangerous it was, but you know, still absolutely worth absolutely worth doing. I did get away. Did the backflip get demonetized from the subsequent one where we set my head on fire? Yeah, the backflip one eventually got demonetized because it's like, yeah, it's not. I mean, it're a professional you don't you just does this is a professional But I guess they just don't want to a kid finding it necessarily But still what is in my it's in my top five videos that I've ever made just because of Just because of the fun we had to do it. It's such a chill there. Are you in the awesome? Yeah, all of you guys are you in the same studio? No, I'm in my spare bedroom

Yeah, all of you guys are you in the same studio? No, I'm in my spare bedroom And I don't know where we're dabbing it right now Yeah, I'm in my office, but usually we we'll work together, right? Okay. Yeah, I suppose that Joe Rogan is moving to Austin Yeah, I don't know when that's happening. I suppose we pretty soon that he's moving his podcast down here, and I think some other Comic podcasters were also talking about making the move as well. I'm curious to see how that's gonna effect like the comedy scene or even the podcasting scene Here in Austin like if that has a kind of like magnetism to it or not, but we'll see I mean we've been here. We've been podcasting here for so long now. It's we've been doing our podcast for 12 years now this December will be 12's, we've been doing our podcast for 12 years. Now this December will be 12 years

that we've been doing it. So, yeah, it's been a really long time. Holy cow, I didn't even call the Rooster Teeth podcast the whole time. Well, we called it the drunk tank at first, like for the first 100 episodes or so, but of course we couldn't get any advertisers. So we renamed it the Rooster Teeth podcast

and then we were able to get some average. Same thing, like Gavin's talking about with monetization and demonetization. Same kind of shit different platform. You guys have been podcasting longer than Joe Rogan. It's crazy. Maybe, but like I've known Gavin forever like when do we meet Gavin? How old are you when we met? You were like 15? Something like that. Yeah. Yeah. I was a big fan of Rucity for their online content back in the day. So I eventually finagled it so I could move to Austin and work with them and I I started to slumber guys in order to help me get a visa to do that Nice. That's how I've been involved so on but you just Steve. I don't you have a you're like half British, right? Or you have like a bunch of passports because you're technically I do I was born in England so I'm British I have a British passport my mom was born in Canada so I have a Canadian passport

my father was born in the States so I have an American passport three total I wonder how you get fourth you can marry right how you think while we're talking about podcasting to I would like to point out that I have Steve O's Wild Ride. I'm new to the bandwagon of podcasting. I'm actually putting up my 20th episode. Do you like podcasting? I do, man.

I do like podcasting. I've found the experience to be so different than I expected. Initially, it was just a few or a sense of dread that I was going to have to ask people, will you do my podcast? When that's been such an annoying question to me. I really resisted it for that reason. I didn't want to have to ask people to come on my podcast. That was why the only way I could bring myself to do it was to buy this Class B motor home, which affords me the ability to drive the studio to the guest and make it more convenient for them. Whatever wherever you want will bring the studio to you. And that's why it's called Wild Ride because it's literally a ride.

And yeah, so I thought that it would be, you know, that the booking is anxiety inducing. It does, but I thought it would be, you know, like a lot of work that that was going to be this obligation. I thought it would be worth it because you know I would expand my audience somehow or really get more engagement from from my audience and in reality the way it turned out from the first podcast I discovered that I was just so fucking bad at it you know like with just the you know and I came to realize that it's not a lot of work but I

genuinely enjoyed doing it but that I need so much help in this you know that I now have you in podcasting as an exercise in just improving my communication skills you know I'm grateful for that too. Yeah, back in the day when we first started, I was our one man podcast department. I'd have to, you know, ground up all the guests, I do all the audio editing, post it all. And it was such a giant pain in the ass. I can't imagine like jumping into that all over again.

Yeah, now we have a department, we got, you know, our producers on the line who are helping not doing all that stuff. We go, I'm eternally grateful to them. Cause can't imagine, like, you're doing right now, just like being like, I want to do a podcast and starting up and just being like, all right, here we go. Like, like, how do you even begin to approach that nowadays? But I like the way you're approaching it with, you know, making your own studio and an RV and driving around. I've been, I've been thinking about renting an RV and driving around and doing something like that. I can't tell you how much I love this thing. I just can't tell you. Now initially I bought

this little camper van like literally like a little tiny minivan and we would podcast while driving around. We would have suction cups in the windows which placed the microphone right in between our face and an airbag. So if we got in any accident, like boom, the microphone would just go straight through our skull. It was so bad. And the idea of trying to have a conversation and while being distracting by driving, let alone if for any reason the guest is like offended or or for any other reason needs to cut a short like, oh, okay, let me just drive you back. You know, I just don't like that. Yeah, that would be really, really awkward and kid nappy, you know.

So, so that was and it was an important test run to figure it out, you know, to discover that that didn't work and so then I realized that I had to get a bigger RV and and it actually Happened that I got into tattooing. I became like an apprentice underneath the professional tattoo artist and I really was enjoying tattooing so I thought let me get a larger van like an actual class BRV and I'll use it as a traveling tattoo shop and podcast studio and I mean dude whenever I'm not podcasting and we haven't really gotten the tattoo thing going because of COVID. But do I use this thing so much, man?

I'm crazy about it. I just, I look at my calendar, just looking longing for three days that I can just fuck off and go. You know, I think that's like the ultimate way to, uh, to travel right now, especially with COVID and like not being able to interact with people. It's like you got your own, like little kitchen in there. You got your own bathroom with people. It's like you got your own like little kitchen in there. You got your own bathroom in there. It's like you can just go wherever you want. You you want to stop somewhere. Just pull over, go to sleep, take a dump, whatever you want to do, you know, but you're totally, you're totally self-sufficient.

Completely, man, completely. I remember like and I got, I got this thing in January. And so I mean, the end of January, I got it. And like a month after that was the shutdown. And so I was just loving it, dude. I'd go out in the middle of nowhere. I took a picture with the RV, and like everyone's like, oh, dude, you just want to stay at home.

And I'm like, fuck, face, I am at home, dude. It's my motor home'm like fuck face. I am at home, dude I fuck you Yeah, how about this COVID thing it turns out that I tested positive for the antibodies and I have no idea when I ever So you had it that at some point That's great. Well, I see that you had no symptoms Yeah, none I had no inkling that never once I feel even slightly sick, I was shocked to learn that I have the antibodies.

But now I get to be a real hero to go and donate plasma to help a convalescent people. That's cool. I didn't think about getting the antibody test, just to see as well. Like in your case, you wouldn't know. I've been thinking about getting it just for the hell of it. Like maybe I got it and I didn't have any idea, but of course, of course, I don't have it. Apparently it's 40% of people of them COVID are asymptomatic.

So damn near half of everybody is I know and it makes it really difficult. I mean the whole situation is difficult and like just wanted it's not just a health crisis man it is a like it is a real monkey ranch to every every bit of the fucking world as we know it man so yeah it's rough dude it's rough dude. It's really rough. That's why we're on the right side. We still have the internet. Yeah, we can still talk with you this way. I think that was probably about to say the exact. Sure. Yeah. Right. And it worked out pretty pretty well for me. I mean, as soon as the lockdown happened, I think God, I have podcasting to keep me busy. Like it's really been a big thing

for the during this pandemic. Like I've got my RV and I can go on trips, I can podcast, I've got my YouTube channel has been really helpful. And then finally, I was able to set up this distribution for my new comedy special especially on my website. So I'm peddling filth. Maybe what is all done with we should collab

on a slowmo tattoo or something. Is it like, I do love that. I do love that. I see those like, the needles go flying in. Yeah, I've just finished a pitch for an actual tattoo show, which would have me drive cross country tattooing people along the way and getting into the road trip show. It'll be in stunt show. It'll be a tattoo show. I'm really excited about this pitch, but I'm sure that the pathway would take across the country brings us through Texas.

So absolutely, that would be an absolutely fantastic stop along the way to hook up with you guys. And where's Waco, too? Because I wanted to go to that wave pole and surf. Waco's just worth of Austin. What, 100 miles north of Austin? Totally worth it to me to drive that 100 miles. It's crazy how Texas is so, so big.

Like I just learned that El Paso is closer to San Diego than some other city and Texas. Probably went like to Houston or something. Yeah. Yeah, it's such right. There's a real fuck you sign when you're driving on I-10 when you're coming into Texas from the east, when you're coming in via Louisiana on I-10. There's a sign that says like Houston, 100 miles or whatever, and then El Paso, 1000 miles. You know,

it's like, you know, they just put that sign there. Nobody who's driving in at that point is like I wonder how far it'll pass always for me. It's just like a fuck you that's how far you have to go and get out of the stage. So great. So quick question just because out of curiosity but you guys clearly have a multi-cam system going. Are you editing it in real time? Where you're not even going to worry about which angles get chosen for the final cut? Or are you gonna go ahead and recut it all together after the fact? That's a question for our producer. I think they do have the capability to do some cutting,

but I think for the most part, they try to keep it line cut. Like if we can keep it like this, you know, it's a little editorial, as you know, we can get a much quicker turnaround. I think they try to keep it like this in a slow editorial as you know we can get a much quicker turnaround. I think they try to keep it like this if possible. We usually do always record our individual audio so that we can clean up moments where we're talking all over each other because of shitty internet connection stuff like that. Yeah videos usually just pretty on the fly.

Right okay yeah I mean that's crucial. Yeah I have separate audio tracks but I'm interested in the multi-camp because I've got another little sort of a pet project which we just started working on yesterday, which is called Stevo's Game Room. And we actually set up a multi-camp system to document a ping pong battle last night. And I'm gonna be hosting this magical event.

It's called the celebrity ping pong championship of the entire world. And it's actually something that's been going on for some time. And I have defended my title of celebrity ping pong champion of the entire world. I believe in three times I've, I took the title from the comedian Adam Ray. Then I defended the title against the rapper machine gun Kelly. Then I defended the title again against the the workaholics star Blake Anderson. And it's gone. I haven't been challenged. And. We're going to be doing that in my ass now. So, so multi cam is sent and I and as we did the gamer multi cam, I started wondering. It makes sense to do multi cam while we record the podcast in the van. Let's say for on zoom.

You know that could that save us editing time later? It sounds like the answer is yes. All right, well, I wouldn't go and wrap things up. I want to say big thank you to Steve O for taking time to talk with us. And just a reminder, his comedy special is out. You can go to stevo.com. Definitely check out the trailer. You can buy it and screen the special right now. Yeah, please go to stevo dot com because I spent so much

goddamn money on it. I think it's so fucking good. I think it's so good and it's so filthy and I just appreciate you guys for helping me promote that. And also when we first started you said something about like we'll talk for 15 minutes and clearly we've been talking for way longer. No, yeah.

If I kept you longer than I should have apologies, but it was a, it was generally a treat to talk to you guys. No, no, no, no, it's a, it's a, it's a, our honor. Yeah, I've been a fan since I watched you front flip off a diving board wearing still stress as a clown. That's what I'm about. 14 years old probably. I appreciate so much. I'm sure it can stand a great deal of editing but I think we've made some interesting podcast content here.

I assume I shouldn't watch your special while I'm eating. I probably should have it after then. That's right. Unless you want to shed some pounds, maybe watch it before dinner. It's a little ford to die for you. Yeah, you know, if like so many of us, you've put on the COVID-19. That was a good question. All right, well, thanks so much, Steve. Thanks everyone for watching. Sure like by the Steve O'Connor. Yeah, for sure.

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