Some More News - A Quick Convo About Trump Pertaining To Nuclear and EVEN MORE Q's
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hello hello hello hello and welcome back to even more news the first and only news podcast
welcome welcome welcome to to to
The the the third third
Third time time time
I've tried to introduce
The show with you
You know the first one I thought was fun
It was filled with Midsummer Night's Dream
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The second one was fine but then he hit the
Microphone with my hand
But we're
doing it again but we are well met so that's the important part that would be funny to you guys if
you knew the first take of this episode anyway wow hello i'm katie stole oh shit hi katie i'm
cody johnston you sure are cody johnson guys if we're feeling a little loose
a little goofy little lucy goofy it's because we're gearing up for our week off we um we have
we have a week off in fact as you're listening to this we will be on vacation i know you all
think that i've been on vacation for a long time in the world of the show but this coming up week i actually will be sort of on
vacation um so we're recording this now now being the week prior the week prior and um that's what
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the world premiere perhaps of, of some music.
Oh, God.
Yeah, probably.
We'll probably keep it in there.
So this is just like a smorgasbord of stuff for you.
Yeah, if you love the Hot Shapes,
the band that's sweeping the world with your ears.
I mean, that's the name of his band.
The name of the band is called the Hot Shapes.
Yeah, you haven't mentioned that before,
but now it will be sweeping. No, it's out there now. out there now nothing i can do about it can't suck that one in no can't can't un put that take those documents right yeah oh yeah you can't you can't legally seize any of that
okay before we talk about the news, we gotta celebrate some holidays.
Oh.
And, oh boy, is it a day.
August 19th, men's grooming day.
Men, this is the one day of the year that you gotta groom.
Mm-hmm.
Trim, wipe.
Today's the day to wipe.
Go to the store.
Get your dude wipes.
Is that for your face or your butt?
They're butt wipes, but it's like Axe style.
So it's like, dude wipes for your gnarly butt.
Shut up.
That's really how they do it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or is this a joke?
No, I mean, they don't say like, for your butt.
Well, they should. But the or is this a joke no it's i mean they don't say like for your butt but well they should but later late the product is called dude wipes it's they're very funny i uh got one because i thought it was funny uh and when you open them the top it says let her rip
it's just like just like just like be a product's fine. You don't have to do a whole thing about it.
Oh boy.
That's fun.
Also, I think they're probably bad for the environment, but.
Probably.
But also like the wiping your butt is not the grooming that they're talking about.
No, it's not.
That's what, very important to get that.
Yeah.
Get back around here.
Butt wipes is hygiene.
It's not grooming basic basic hygiene basic hygiene
but men's grooming guys you know put some lotion on that face trim that beard you know get a you'll
get yourself a manicure if you're feeling fancy i see jonathan shaking his head you know i have no
no interest in trimming the beard oh It's just another thing to do.
I work from home and see nobody for a reason, you know?
That's right.
Why bother?
I'm sure your wife has something to say about that.
But she's not here, is she?
No, she's not.
She absolutely is not.
But she will be.
I'm going to go apologize to her for saying that right now.
You should have seen the look on his face just beat red
he quickly rethought that yeah so yesterday we recorded yesterday last week we broke the news
that had already been broken that trump's beautiful beautiful home mar-a-lago was raided and documents were seized and then as soon like
within i don't know 20 minutes of the show being over it was then revealed the nature of the
documents that he took illegally and they were nuclear documents the thing that like jonathan
in your notes yesterday i think you included
that we didn't even get to maybe it was an offhand comment of like there's it seems ridiculous that
he would take something nuclear but no he did yeah he did he definitely did it's very it's all
just so funny isn't it um it's the kind of thing that like wait did they did they got him is it an actual we got him situation um
it's funny because like it's the kind of thing where there's a lot of speculation about like he
took these to like sell saudi arabia and stuff like that but i would posit that possibly a more
likely scenario is he took him because he was like oh i'll show this to to my friend Greg, who owns a bunch of car washes in Florida.
Like, you know, like it's just like...
All the guys will think this is so cool.
Yeah, it's just like the Trumpiness of him.
And it's like when he shows
the fake Time magazine cover of him.
It's like, here's my person of the year
Time magazine cover that is fake.
And here's some like top secret nuclear documents that i took and look i'm
very aware that by the time you guys hear this you will have learned 20 new things oh yeah no this is
old news i'm so sorry like we might as well just you're probably like rolling your eyes as you
listen to it but we wanna talk it's just funny we gotta talk yeah he's so mad asking everybody if they're
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to take control of your health and give AG1 a try. Huh? Did you see like the Dana Perino thing,
all the people for like two days who were like, look, unless these are nuclear documents,
I don't see the reason for the raid. And then it turns unless these are nuclear documents i don't see the reason for
the raid and then it turns out they're nuclear documents and it's just 12 hours of silence while
they wait for their marching orders so funny they figured it out though i'm pretty sure they're
they're landing on why did it take the fbi so long to take these documents that's irresponsible of
them so good oh they just can't they can't they can't get over the line our poor dumb old president
didn't know it's not his fault it's the fbi's fault it's so funny um like every step of the
way and this has always been the case but it's uh it's very distilled right now of like oh the news
broke he's the crime guy remember that crime president you elected and wanted and supported him during his many crimes well he's doing crimes again and here's the evidence and it's just like very
very a tight version of like how do we how do we make it okay that he did the crime and they're
gonna land on who you know everybody does it or it's fine it's fine that he did that, actually. Who amongst us hasn't taken nuclear code?
It's so good.
There's a tweet from...
It's like they have nothing.
This person doesn't matter.
It's Eric Erickson, if you're familiar with him.
He's so fucking right.
Yeah, I know.
Eric, both times with the CK.
To give you a little window into who this guy is.
Honestly, fuck his parents.
But it's just uh
it's just this funny it's funny tweet and it's emblematic of everything that they have to do now
the wild swings on twitter are incredible it was about january 6th no no it was only classified
documents only you idiot holy shit he was selling state secrets i knew it twitter makes people
stupid and it's just this this idea of like oh you just always switch like what you're mad about at first it was the insurrection then it was this crime and now
it's this crime and it's just funny like to list off all the reasons and crimes and lies of his
and be like pick a lane yeah there are too many there are too many to pick you just listed a bunch
of them but also he added the no no it was only classified
documents only it just gives the game away to me it's very funny because it's like you added the
word only twice you know that nobody is saying it's only about the documents ask literally anybody
like oh i'll he's a crime guy because of this and this and this and this and this and this and did
this and like and yeah the instructions involved nobody's saying it's
only about this
this is the thing that's happening right now
it's just the floundering is just
entertaining whether or not anything comes
of it I know and I
as of this point
on this Friday afternoon
I don't have much hope
I refuse not yet
that something will come of it.
Yeah, it's one of those things.
It's that obviously that tweet always goes around.
Let's see Donald Trump wriggle his way out of this one.
Oh, he wriggles his way out.
Oh, well, nevertheless.
And but like it's one of it.
This is one of those times.
It's like.
Nevertheless.
I would like to see him wriggle his way out of this one let's see let's see what he does there stealing the nuclear codes
i just didn't even like i i'm still surprised by it there was his statement today where it says
president barack hussein obama kept 33 million pages of documents, much of them classified. How many of them pertained to nuclear?
Word is lots.
I love that.
Word is lots.
It's such a guy.
Word is lots.
I laughed out loud when I read that.
So funny.
But also, he's suggesting that Obama stole nuclear secrets and that that would be bad.
So, yeah.
But if it's bad, I guess I guess it's just going to be that the FBI planted it.
That's what this is going to be. Well, it's they planted it, but also it's bad. But guess I guess it's just going to be that the FBI planted it. That's what this is going to be.
Well, it's they planted it, but also it's bad.
But also I did it and it's fine because everybody.
Yeah, it's right.
It's all of them.
There's no reason to think that it won't work.
That excuse, at least amongst his supporters.
You know, there is no it's it's why I mean, the lesson we've learned time and time again
is that he can say what he wants
and justify however he wants and people will go along with it that want to go along with it
they don't care they don't care if he's a crime a crime guy no they don't it's uh my girlfriend
was i was talking to her uh last night she's saying like the funniest thing that could happen right now is that he dies he'd like trump just dies and for a lot of reasons because like there are like
a few times where like it would be funny if he died from kovat the first time uh be funny if he
he died mid cofefe tweet like that would be like the oh yeah he died in the middle of that tweet
that would have been the real good one but wouldn't that have been amazing but uh this is
another one where it's like no one would believe that like they would.
Everybody would think that like the government.
Yeah, I don't think it would be funny if he died right now.
It would be funny because of that, but not in like a not in a way where it's like, I hope it does, because it would it would destroy.
But also, I don't want him to have that out.
You know, i wouldn't i mean i do think there's plenty of
times when i think in general yeah trump dying would be funny but i really don't want him to
any context die in this maybe not this one we ideally it's like in prison he like yeah
shits himself to death or whatever uh as we've as we've discussed many times slips on a piece
of toilet paper stuck on his foot
as he's coming down some stairs right but there are just a few like moments where like man if he
died right now that would fuck so many things up like right now like exactly right now they'd think
he was alive still or they would think that uh q would say this was all part of the thing All along this was the new plan Hillary did it
The Clintons did it or
He's in fucking Bolivia or whatever
Waiting for the right moment
One or the other
We'll see what do you think is going to happen Katie
What do you think in one week when people
Are listening to this
Hopefully the whole place isn't burning down already
Civil war hasn't started
Where do we
think we'll be at i think i don't i don't think that i have a good enough imagination to answer
that question because it's whatever you say it's like it'll be weird yeah exactly he'll just be
i think that this is just give me more of this give me a good joke answer everybody's gonna be
i failed i failed you volleyed to me and i didn't do it i'm acknowledging to
myself to you to the whole world because the whole world is listening to this podcast right now
that cody lobbed me a setup for a joke and i didn't have it i didn't have it in me it's okay
i didn't plan to record today so in my defense that's right it's you know it's vacation i am
wearing a bathing suit
As soon as
You can afford
To get lobbed something
And just sort of
Look at it
It just
That's exactly
What I did
And then
An arc
And then it hits the dirt
And then it rolls around
I've always been terrible
At volleyball
It's fine
I played for like
One quarter
In middle school
And I kept hitting
The ball backwards
Oh that's not where it's supposed
to go not where it's supposed to go for a quarter yeah you know you're on court i don't know
semester fuck you guys i don't remember um but i did say that i am wearing a bathing suit which i
am because i'm gonna go kayaking as soon as we're done recording this all right all right so what
do you think is gonna happen in the next week news i i think i'm gonna go kayaking for sure
is gonna happen in the next week i mean there's i think there's gonna be at least one more like
violent incident probably right yeah that is actually a real answer i'm sorry that's a real
answer it's just like uh yeah cody loved me this this setup and i like i didn't i didn't do a joke
and like jonathan's like okay what about you I'm like I don't know
it's gonna be like I know
it's hard it's hard to get that's
the real it's like you
like I lob it to
Katie and she watches it hit the ground
and you lob it to me and I like
step in front of it and let it hit my head
um
because I'm not looking forward to it whatever
it is you know it's probably a bad week
for us to be taking off but whatever or he'll uh you know uh we'll get some photos of him like
getting arrested that'd be funny you know he'd do he'd do it he'd do it in a funny way he'd look
funny doing it we probably shouldn't talk about what ifs anymore because everybody at this point
will have known and they're like oh yeah no a bunch of other stuff is gonna like this we're just chatting because we enjoy each other's company i think
he's gonna announce he's running for president yeah soon and then you can't he's gonna be like
you can't arrest me when i'm running for president even though you can but he's gonna be like you
can i'm running i'm the i'm half the president now it's that uh
blue former and future arrest yeah yeah oh it's so good yeah you're right and and that also
is what's so disturbing about i mean if he does or if he doesn't regardless he's gonna declare soon
and yeah he probably will say you can't investigate someone running for president. And a lot of people will believe that.
Just like a lot of people are now going to believe that Obama stole nuclear codes.
Yeah, 33 million documents of nuclear codes.
Now that's just in the lexicon of whatever this is.
Oh, he can say whatever he wants.
And that's what's perhaps, and it's not the most unnerving it is just a very unnerving
part of it and why it's hard to come up with a joke answer because i'm like i honestly don't know
like yeah well you will just keep checking in on his truths and see if he has anything more to say
word is lots this feels like a good time for us to segue into vacation i mean the rest of the show And see if he has anything more to say. Word is, lots.
This feels like a good time for us to segue into vacation.
I mean, the rest of the show.
Yeah.
Word is, agree.
All right.
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First question.
Here we go.
Violet Moon asks, what exactly is the map in the background?
Where did it come from?
Is it just the continents all jumbled up or is there more to it?
Mostly that.
Yeah.
Oh, it's more or less exactly what you said.
It's a jumbled mess of continents.
We wanted, you know, the map in the background, like a news show.
But like wrong.
But not quite.
Yeah, just kind of wrong and wonky and a little, you know, interpretive, I guess.
The first map that we had or the background we had, was it a map?
What was our background?
It was still a map.
It was a map.
Yeah.
It's if you look at the COVID, the COVID episodes and the movie, we have it.
Yeah.
COVID episodes, too.
Really?
Gosh, time is all a mess.
But I got that one off of like
Alibaba or something I was looking for backgrounds and then we had a graphic designer work with us
to design the background and we got a bunch of different versions of it in different like color
schemes and I had them printed up into little tiny small samples per
the direction of our director will and we shot a test against all of them to see which looks best
and this is this is the one that you see that's where we landed i still have the uh the the covid
map or i guess the original yeah series map i have one version of that and the other version
i believe is still in macaulay culkin's garage yeah no the of oh oh of the samples the original
original of the original like the the you mean one half of it uh one of them we didn't get two
well then i got a big a big half of it then because it uh we've used it uh since then yeah well we are
the it's probably got well it was ripping when we retired it to the new backdrop and we are still in
our studio then covid hit and you had what you had available to you but we started shooting over a
webcam which is a smaller um space right i I bet it's... Anyway, I don't know what happened.
Point is, Macaulay Culkin has some of it.
That's the story of our maps.
Macaulay Culkin has some of it.
It's a violet moon.
It's a jumbled up mess of continents.
I think we've spent a lot of time on this question.
Gotta spend a lot of time on something.
Joseph Wilson asks, this is for both Katie and Cody.
Oh.
We assume, but yes, thank you for clarifying.
You're now president and can have five bits of legislation that can pass unhindered.
What do you do?
How about just one?
Universal health care.
I'm sorry.
What is the other?
It's fine.
No, that's a good one.
Free ice cream for Joe Biden specifically.
Oh.
Right now he has to pay. That's true. Mm hmm. He still has to pay. President shouldn't have to pay for ice cream is joe biden specifically oh right now he has to pay that's true
he still has to pay president shouldn't have to pay for ice cream is what i'm saying i think that
would poll really well thank you i agree for joe for joe specifically though not like the president
oh oh oh i mean most people would think it's stupid but joe biden would enjoy it he would
love it i'd get his vote do another queue i'm chasing the brandon vote april hughes asks do you think
the number of supreme court justices should match the number of judicial circuits in this giant
flaming shit bag of a backsliding democracy which i think is 13 i think the number of supreme court
justices should change every day based off of uh like a dice roll or some sort of fun game that
they can play jacks like a russian roulette it's uh well i mean
that's that'll really uh dwindle the numbers um if they do that every day but yeah no actually uh
i'll just say yes russian roulette every single day and you have like a tank of like 20 justices
and every day they each play around and then see how many are left and that's how many there are for that day
i'm really just like not answering these questions genuinely and i apologize the for the other one i
don't know voting stuff probably uh um we're fine i don't know uh i i i'm open to this idea april i
don't know i i i don't have an answer for this i feel like we could do i wasn't asked but i have
an idea go for it go for it what if like if we're gonna keep lifetime appointments then like every
two years like when someone dies you don't get a new one like every present just gets the same
number you come in and you get two and every two years i just add like a couple more and then if like one party is in power for too long they like don't get to add one for a while
i don't know what if like i mean what if it exceeds like is there like a cap it would like
because at some point you're gonna get like 50 justices right yeah no good okay okay i see so
you just want like as many as possible but like with like rules quote rules in place yeah so you keep some of the same rules in place but then you just add
it so much so that they don't feel so powerful and so that they aren't so powerful yeah i mean
if they weren't lifetime appointments that'd be cool that'd be a nice change. Why? Why do we have them till they die?
Well, so, I mean, to more a little more seriously answer the question, more just like more justices makes sense.
I don't know if it would necessarily need to be specifically that number.
That's that's my circuits. But also the Russian blood idea. the russian lead idea so you know yeah the reason i haven't directly answered this is i'm not sure
about the number specific number but i'm very open to the conversation of more supreme court
justices and how that would work on paper reading the way you phrase this i don't know that could
make sense but more specifically yeah i i think the conversation isn't going in that direction
yeah the giant flaming shitbag part of the question really stood out to me and resonated.
Yeah, that's what really, yeah, me too.
Me too.
A secret society of goths asks, did Katie ever have a goth phase?
No.
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
What kind of phases did I have?
I was a theater nerd, you know? At first, I was phases did i have i was a theater nerd you know at first i was
i was a chubby little girl and a theater nerd and awkward and like to climb trees and read books and
wear floppy hats and doc martin shoes and i played soccer and softball and i did student government
and i was voted most spirited in high school that's right it's pretty much the opposite of goth but i've had lots of goth friends oh that counts yeah and halloween's fine with me
classic goth opinion i obviously have lots of goth friends because halloween is fine by me yeah
i support halloween continuing to exist am i invited into your secret society of goths, though?
No.
That person can't answer live,
but I'm going to guess maybe.
No.
Hey.
Okay.
I mean, they clearly support you
in some capacity,
so maybe they'll be like,
all right, fine.
You know, took a pretty big risk
even asking that question.
I'm sure it violates some of the rules of the secret society.
Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't change their name to something a little more conspicuous.
Maybe they did.
Maybe they did.
Maybe the secret society of Goths is called something else.
Yeah.
So we don't know.
Yeah, the hidden club for Goths, I guess.
All right.
Yeah, the hidden club for, I don't know, goths, I guess.
All right.
Orion Usner Kidder asks,
please describe the logistics involved with episodes where you have multiple beard states.
Bushy, trim, mustache, clean shaven, et cetera.
Every time you do it, I start making charts in my head
of how you must have had to plan the filming
around your facial hair.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's how you do it.
Yeah, you kind of laid it out there bushy trim mustache
clean shaven etc you start by shooting all the stuff with the beard yeah then you work your way
back the movie for example we did uh any beard stuff and then old the old man uh because he
still had a beard but you got makeup in there to make it gray and then you trim down and then yeah clean
shaven cody etc so yeah uh it's just sort of written in whatever sequence it needs to be
because of it written that way and then we figure out all right what's first beard stuff um sometimes
it gets complicated i forget uh a recent episode where it was like well we can't do this necessarily
because if i do this then i'll need the beard for this later on or something but his beard does grow back pretty quick it does
yeah so more so more or less it's just sort of yeah uh just like you shaved this morning didn't
you cody i did yes i actually did trim trim i trimmed it yesterday the itchy phase for you
only lasts like 20 minutes the rest of us have to go a whole week oh no it's a bad one
uh it's really not a week it's i would say like a day a day day and a half for itchy phase it's
still lucky yeah i'll take it all right we'll see we'll see what comes of this one robert spramoli
says i've been waiting for this for a while i don't know if you realize this but you very briefly
showcased the largest magic the gathering youtuber on one of your videos
I checked it out it was like it was
in a pip from a video you can check out
the still there yeah
and the question is do any of you
play magic if so what
formats and decks
and I think I know the answer to this but I'm
asking it anyway what do you think my answer
is I mean look I don't want to
stereotype Katie but you already said you're not a goth and we all know goths love magic the gathering so I'm gonna say asking it anyway what do you think my answer is i mean look i don't want to stereotype katie but
you already said you're not a goth and we all know goths love magic the gathering so i'm gonna say
you're in that my dear goth friends never told me no i've never played magic the gathering but
also counterpoint i've never been asked to play magic the gathering oh so he's never asked you
no disgusting probably because he knows that you're not gonna want to
which came first the chicken or the egg guys it starts here i put that it starts with the
question in the chat if you want to see the pip oh good there's a clip okay
it's a comment from tolarian community College on the Some More News movie that says
I wish this were longer
that's a
delightful comment and I agree
and maybe there's a video coming
up soon or that
exists previously that is
longer than the movie
maybe by the time this is out
you'll know what I'm talking about but
that's I remember seeing that comment and using it in that episode and delightful.
Thank you for asking.
I never played Magic the Gathering.
I played briefly the Star Wars customizable card game, which was sort of based off of
magic like those kind of decks.
I tried that when I was young, but couldn't i i didn't couldn't get
into it i couldn't really get into it it was more just like oh i got the cards and there weren't
many people at the time to like play that particular game with i would like go to like a
comic shop and be like he's playing the star wars game so uh so no magic the gathering very limited
star wars the customizable card game.
I bet I still have this card somewhere, actually.
I bet they're worth not a lot.
I kind of want to, I like the question, and it's listed from Jason Pargin.
Is it that one?
Is he a patron?
Or is this someone who has altered their name?
I will know once we read the question.
Based off of his question, I'll know if it's actually Jason.
Great.
So Jason Pargin asks, do you get invited to be on right-wing shows, and do you have a
personal policy about doing them, like to try to reach a new audience?
Like if you were invited to be on Rogan or Crowder's show or that guy who wears the beanie,
would you do it?
I think this is probably really Jason.
Normally his questions are a bit sillier.
Jason's asked us a question before.
Yeah.
I have a general rule about like debate stuff that I don't really like to
participate in.
I've just seen too many online debates where like everything about it is so
unappealing and doesn't seem like it benefits many people except for
whoever's like do like platforming the debate and like there was one it was like i don't know
it's everyone i see it's just the chat is full of like oh plus one to this person they destroyed
that guy and then the other side's like oh yeah they destroyed that guy it's not very productive yeah that said i would consider like a rogan type conversation because he's more thoughtful you were
gonna go on the babylon b podcast we can tell that story yeah so we were invited um to go on
the babylon b podcast after we did that very long cody and david not me video uh video about the
like conservative comedy and how it's kind of sucks and is bad and all these reasons.
One of the employees there reached out to me on Twitter and was like, hey, I saw your video.
I was expecting to like be really mad about it, but you made some points that I actually agree with.
Would you like to come on the podcast?
So Dave and I sort of went back and forth about like, should we do this?
Is it worth it?
So Dave and I sort of went back and forth about like, should we do this?
Is it worth it?
If we do go on, we'd have to make sure to bring up this and this and this to them because like this is very specific publication and their views, you know, are are what they are.
Listeners know what the Babylon B is.
And so we were going to do that with sort of a general plan of like, you know, and we made it clear, like like this isn't a gotcha from from for anybody he like the guy who reached out was just like i just want to talk to you about these things which
i kind of agree with and have like a good conversation about it and we were gonna do it
where we each were able to share the podcast separately so it wasn't like oh they're sharing
the thing and it's their platform or whatever um but then that guy got
let go from the babylon b and everybody else who worked there was not pleased with the video and
did not want us to be on the podcast uninvited he got fired cody uninvited yeah i like to think
that that's why i mean it's probably not why he's doing fine he works for daily wire now yeah he's doing
he's doing i think their children's programming but i think that uh i think that that didn't i
don't think that that had to do with it but i think it was related in the sense that like i
think they didn't want him there probably because he was open to stuff like that right so so yeah i
think in that situation and like i've said before like, like, like Rogan, I'd be fine with because I think he would be open to certain things.
And whereas like Crowder, I don't trust him.
Tim Pool, I don't trust as like a person who would be having a conversation genuinely.
said like i would be more than happy to like meet them privately and like have a conversation have a drink with them or like do something without cameras there because i always feel like especially
with people like crowder if the camera's there they're a different person and they're presenting
in a different way and their goal is different um their his goal uh like i'm not this isn't news
his goal is not to have his mind changed so So I would not want to, like, participate on his platform in a way where he's just like, ah, I'm gonna get you.
You know, but I'd, like, meet with him and be like, hey, man, like, really?
You really think this shit?
Katie, what about you?
Are you going on Shapiro?
No one's invited me on Shapiro.
But would you?
Well, no one's invited me on shapiro but would you well no one's inviting me
me on shapiro either no probably not probably not for similar reasons that i don't think it
would be productive i mean it depends on the person i guess but no especially not even more
so for me because i feel like there's an added layer of misogyny that follow those interactions
and it opens women up to horrible, horrible online attacks.
And that to me isn't worth it.
There is something in me that would want like, you know, you're listening and you're like, I'm pretty sure that I could come back and make some good points.
But it doesn't matter because they're not going to acknowledge your good points.
And I know that I would be opening myself up to be ripped apart.
I guess it depends on the situations.
But me talking to ben shapiro he would
be unbearable and you know and sometimes when i get really mad at someone i tear up it's not
because i'm like sad it's just like my physical reaction i wouldn't want i wouldn't want them to
get the best of me i'd have to be pretty chill and a couple of xanaxes have my nervous system
really well regulated so that i wouldn't let them, you know,
entrap me into some situation. You know what I mean? But yeah, I mean, boy, sometimes you
daydream about it and you think it would be really cathartic. But just like anything,
when you want to try to talk to someone that doesn't want to hear what you have to say,
there's no point. And yeah, I think there's something about like, at least in my in my view, I think that there's something more ultimately like, quote unquote, valuable in.
Oh, I had a private conversation with this person and I kind of changed their mind.
Like we had a real conversation, got to them, and maybe that changes how they present things in the future on their platform.
Yeah. Like it's going to be very combative if like we're there and we're the cameras if you're if you've
got cameras there's no way that they're going to right but if you convince somebody of something
behind the scenes then maybe that will affect their content in the future you know maybe if
it doesn't that sucks but but yeah that's i think the more likely scenario. But I'm not to say never say never.
Maybe there's a situation down the line.
And, you know, but yeah, as of right now, that doesn't sound appealing.
Alex V asks, Cody, when are you going to release music?
We've been waiting.
That's very sweet.
People ask this every time.
And every time I'm like, yeah, we're doing it.
ask this every time and every time i'm like yeah we're doing it uh so soonish i think i i wanted to include this just because a kick in the pants as it were i'll just say i think i'll probably if
everyone's okay with it include a demo or like a scratch version of one of the songs that will be
released by the band yeah in this podcast so at the end of the pod at the end of this even more
cues maybe you'll hear like a kind of okay version of one of our songs we're called the hot shapes
the hot shapes that's the new great love that yeah how many members of the band two it's my
friend from college who was in my college band uh there were four of us in that band
but he played bass and i play guitar and now but like yeah it's just whatever the song uh asks for
i'll play mandolin or guitar or like piano maybe drums maybe um and he'll do like bass and drums
and uh banjo is on one um so yeah it's the two of us
it's funny when we talk about it because we're like and then the band does this like what you
mean me like yeah then you on all the instruments do this together do you have a uh like filming a
get back style documentary about it where you're like willing new songs into existence on a guitar when saving all the zooms we've got all the zooms
recorded to
for our very
haphazard meetings that we have about
in 50 in
50 years a director will have
we're like we we got 80
hours of zoom footage
yeah the hot shapes
it's a way I've
thought like because we do we we whenever we meet it's
like a half hour of like just like talking and stuff and then like music and stuff and i was
like this could be there's a podcast here probably some band meeting thing but we won't actually do
that katie's back i'm back and she loves hearing about cody. Yeah, no, it's pretty cool. I was asking him about it.
Well, I was being asked. It was not like I was saying.
I'm just razzing
you. There's no, like, extra spaces
available in the band, apparently.
Like, they're pretty full up.
Yeah. Also because,
like, being a musician's a requirement,
unfortunately. Right, I mean, I've asked
Cody many times if I could be in his band, but
I don't play an instrument. But, to be be fair he hasn't taught me yet either i what you you live in the
woods now i do live in the woods but only for the last three days to play acoustic guitar i think
harmonica is more likely i uh can give you i can i can teach you harmonica on zoom i can teach you
guitar on zoom i Here's the thing.
I would love to just
give music.
Give me one of your
50 guitars.
I would love to give
music lessons
to people online.
Give me your worst guitar.
I love talking about music.
Give me it, Cody.
Technically,
technically my worst guitar
is my most sentimental guitar.
Yeah.
I also am in
no way serious.
I know we're just
talking now
and I'll get back
to a question in a second.
I'm sorry.
But when I was a freshman in college, I had a roommate who's like musical tastes really
like inspired me and changed a lot of like the music I listen to.
And he played guitar.
So I bought a guitar.
I went to Guitar Center on Sunset Boulevard and bought like a starter guitar and just
like myself chords and stuff like that and uh never took a lesson
and thus never got good but i can play a bunch of songs with very specific easy to play chords yeah
that's right and do a real crappy version of the beginning of blackbird hell yeah to this day
still own that same guitar refuse to get rid of it
natalie goes can we get rid of this i feel like that's not an easy song to learn blackbird yeah
it's actually not it's not hard it's the only finger picking i could possibly do just in terms
of finger picking yeah it's like a good thing that place to start yeah yeah and it's the all
i ever did there's
still time to have a guitar because of maybe one day yeah your life is not only have two people in
the band so you know yeah ever expanding oh we also like one of us lives in chicago and one of
us lives not in chicago so it's i'll i'll pick up the harmonica anyway another question i can't play
i i'll just say i i like playing the harmonica it's very fun
and i like playing with guitar at the same time and stuff it is impossible to play the harmonica
when you have a beard if anyone's listening and they have a beard and they play harmonica
my brother did if you have advice it pulls out it just pulled every single hair out of my
fucking face my brother always had a beard and he always yeah it seemed like and maybe it's the way
my beard grows or something or i need to like uh trim it in a specific way but it rips it out does it hurt
yeah fucking hurts when these get ripped out of my face yeah it's so it's like because you're
like playing and you like it intense and then like the metal i guess that would be similar to
having like a pubic hair ripped out of yeah like if you're playing if you were if you were if if one if one were to play the harmonica with their vaginal area um then it would rip it out i'm
sorry i just was trying to relate i was like i guess like i've got peach fuzz on my face but
you know that doesn't hurt that's okay but that's different than having a i'm sorry i said vaginal
area i'm the one that brought up pubic hair.
That's fine.
Yeah, this has been bad.
This has gone away.
More real term than what I said, so.
What was yours again?
Vaginal area.
Ooh.
Didn't even pronounce it right.
Vaginal area.
Well, I think that vaginal area means something different than vaginal area
there you go boy one you can play the harmonica from the other exactly it's a musical term
another question another question please oh man this should all stay in i'm gonna add yeah
yeah i'm fine with it aep aep schmidt asks what recent news makes you the most hopeful
about our future if anything i'll add i i don't want to say nothing because that's a depressing
answer you know i suppose that mansion is sort of on board i was on board with this plan but
that's a little bit but it doesn't make me feel hopeful because i don't think it's enough
i won't say like a specific story just every once in a while
i see something of like some breakthrough that's very promising yeah in the scientific community
i don't know if hopeful is the right word but in terms of like a recent thing i really loved when
those james webb photos came out and like yeah everyone was kind of excited about it like it
wasn't like there were very few like this is space is dumb.
I fucking love outer space.
And I think people like Elon Musk kind of ruined the mystique of it.
So I really like that.
Just sort of everybody, everybody being wowed by the awe of the vastness of the universe was very uh cool to see again hopeful is not really
the right word but it gave me a little jolt yeah i i love seeing things that make people drop that
drop their cynical yeah you know shells that we've all built for good reason and and that's
a moment of unity i mean there's the news that the second
person has been
seems to be cured of AIDS.
Oh, and there's that
cancer breakthrough
recently too. And there's some
really promising stuff going on with
Alzheimer's treatments.
So that's actually
a great answer, Cody, is the scientific
because that is what continues
to blow my mind and expand our you know our lives like our bodies but also our understanding of
who we are and where we are in the world and i do i don't want to be as completely dismissive
of my first answer as i seem is that i do feel that the tides are changing in terms of people's understanding of the reality of the climate apocalypse.
But it's hard because it's not fast enough and it's not it doesn't feel like enough.
But at least these conversations are being had.
And, you know, the tides are shifting in that space. The growing labor movement, I think, gives me hope to people realizing the collective power that they have is also a sign of hope, I think.
I'll say one thing that I made a new friend in town and was chatting and they invited me to a Democratic fundraising event in august where i could meet
people in the area granted i'm not a democrat really you know and she isn't either just because
the best we can do and they're mostly older but the people here went for this county went for
bernie of course they did in terms of the democratic you know and i was like really
that's not recent news that was news to me that gave me some hope in terms of the democratic you know and i was like really that's not recent news that was news
to me that gave me some hope in terms of where i've just moved yeah bernie's great maybe we
should make him the president like the fact that this community the democrats in this community
went for bernie sanders is a big deal because you know i think a lot of them would probably
identify as modern even, too.
And yet, here we go. There's nothing radical about what
Bernie Sanders stands for. Well, I know, but
that's the... God damn it! But this is what
the media, this is what we're told.
You know? I know. I know.
We have a whole video about it. Sucks.
Yeah.
Alright, one more question?
Yeah, one more. Sure.
It's a silly one. Andrew Wally asks,
who would win, a grizzly bear or a gorilla?
I'm not sure in what.
It doesn't specify what the competition is.
That's true.
Just a fight or a rap battle, a dance off.
If it's just a clean fight, grizzly bear or a gorilla or just a bear?
It says grizzly bear.
Grizzly bear.
Grizzly bears are real big.
I think the bear probably, right?
My instinct is bear.
They got those claws.
Because I don't know.
I would need to, you know, I need to look up like the strength comparison.
But if the strength is comparable, then the grizzly has more weapons.
They didn't name a grizzly glue they named it gorilla
glue that's true that's true you know that's true counterpoint okay so it looks like so bear's
strength without aggression is 2.5 to 4 times stronger than a human gorilla without aggression
is 4 to 9 times stronger but the gorilla does not have the grill right so the grizzly has
natural weapons yeah so i think i would still bet on the grizzly.
Well, he might have his glue.
Yeah.
So like, yeah, what are the animals armed with?
Strength isn't everything.
I can give you the side-by-side comparison here.
Yeah, yeah, read us the stats.
So this, yeah, here's the tail of the tape.
Silverback gorillas, six feet,
standing on their feet 485 pounds
grizzly bears eight feet 800 pounds yeah let's see that speed silverback gorillas 20 miles per
hour grizzly bears 35 miles per hour yeah temperament gorillas mostly docile bears
moderately aggressive moderately what they say. And then Silverback Girl is 15. Tell that to my trash cans.
Two hands,
two feet, four opposable thumbs,
and Grizzly Bear's four feet,
20 toes, 20 claws.
I go bear. I'm going bear.
Bite force,
1300 PSI for gorilla,
1250 for grizzly bear. Yeah, but that doesn't
outweigh all the rest. It doesn't.
Eight feet. I think the opposable thumbs are a big deal if you can give the gorilla
a gun first and this is america i'm sure the gorilla's already got it that's what i mean
trained you know it grabs the grizzly and like yeah well that's the thing about a gorilla a
gorilla is smart i still think that the grizzly has it but who's to say i bet they'd fuck each other up real
bad and i'll tell you what i wouldn't want to be there to witness it yeah no one wants to see that
no one wants to see that someone probably does obviously somebody does even i probably would
be morbidly curious but wouldn't buy a ticket be there yeah anywho i think we did it We'll never know
So I think that's reasonable
Answers
I feel like
Someone's gonna try this at some point right
When everything's deregulated and like yeah we're all
In our little snow piercer
Pods or whatever
Some you know baron
Will organize grizzly gorilla fights
And then you know
Brandon will rise again Brandon will rise again.
Brandon will rise again.
All right, guys, that's it.
It's the weekend.
We're done.
We love you very much, though.
Much, though.
And boy, do we appreciate you, too.
You, too.
Much, though. All the flailing ghosts in the highlands
Seem to warn of a coming threat
You listen what the suited man says
Every autumn vote for the violence
Then sling the bottle
Then ignore the riot
Then wilderness springs
Sing along y'all, get up off your feet
Swim around and play today
And turn to dust
It surely won't be lost
Love us Everyone belongs to a host
Distant daughters dialogue with tyrants
Speak of water streams and rest in the visions of the soil all day
Take a full-on dose of their guidance
You can't keep it down, you throw it up and find out
Now build in this race race Sing along y'all
Get up off the ceiling
Widow down your soul instead
It's worth the loss
To love you won't be long
To love I belong to love