Some More News - SMN: Our New Suburban Surveillance State
Episode Date: May 26, 2022Hi. In today's video, we discuss Ring Doorbells, The Nextdoor app, and how we've unwittingly created our own Big Brother. Please fill out our SURVEY: HTTP://kastmedia.com/survey/ ...We now have a MERCH STORE! Check it out here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/somemorenews Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/some-more-news/id1364825229 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6ebqegozpFt9hY2WJ7TDiA?si=5keGjCe5SxejFN1XkQlZ3w&dl_branch=1 Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/show/even-more-news Stop overpaying for shipping with HTTP://Stamps.com. Sign up with promo code MORENEWS for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Ready to give your brain some TLC? Download Best Fiends FREE today on the App Store or Google Play. That's friends, without the r—Best Fiends. Scribd is offering our listeners 2 months of Scribd for only ninety-nine cents. Go to https://try.scribd.com/morenews/ to get your first two months for less than $1. Source List: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HXzDot327ptWGSA0XEcHtxwlXvxfxhGXxqGo9r0hKs8/edit?usp=sharing Support the show!: http://patreon.com.com/somemorenewsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Um, hello? Did somebody put a doorbell on my office door and also a lock?
Who is it?
Jesus, like, Warmbo, what did you do? There's like six cameras out here, too.
Oh, hi, Mr. Cody. While you were out, Warmbo installed a fancy high-tech security system to protect Mr. Cody
because Warmbo loves Mr. Cody and wants to protect Mr. Cody's face and pants
and face and shoes and skin and...
Oh wow, Mr. Cody just broke the door in half.
Yeah, I got one of those police battering rams
literally for this occasion.
It's just one of many fail safes I've installed
since you knocked me out and tied me to a chair.
Wormbo, where did you get all of this tech?
Wormbo ordered a Ring doorbell security system on Amazon.
Ring? Seriously?
And you installed it and a bunch of cameras in my hallway?
And some other places.
Wormbo was worried that someone could just come into Mr. Cody's home
without Mr. Cody wanting them to come in, silly girl.
Oh, yeah.
You know, we wouldn't want someone coming into my house all of the time unannounced.
Did you say other places?
No.
Okay, Warmbo, I buried a prize in the yard.
Why don't you go dig it up?
Oh wow, Warmbo loves digging and burying stuff.
So, hey everyone.
Sorry I had to see all that,
but I guess we can start the news now.
You know, before I sweep my home for cameras.
And hey, speaking of that,
here's a news quiz for you news kids.
Did you know that as of 2020,
an estimated 20 million US households had a doorbell camera?
Wasn't really a quiz actually, sorry.
It was more like a statement I framed as a question.
But anywho, according to a study conducted
by Strategy Analytics, the Amazon Ring brand accounts
for 40% of those 20 million, which is...
Eight million cameras, while Google's Nest brand accounts
for another 24%.
This includes apparently George Orwell's old house, nice.
The basic premise of these products is pretty simple.
A smart Wi-Fi connected doorbell not only rings like the brand, yeah?
A bell when pressed, but also provides live audio and video feeds.
The companies that sell them market their products by emphasizing features like a two-way audio connection.
So you can talk to the people who come to your door.
Live remote check-ins via the connected app that allow you to monitor deliveries
and even talk to the delivery people without having to actually be home,
and permanent video evidence saved directly to the cloud
in case anything does actually go wrong.
In theory, these devices are supposed to lead
to safer communities, more secure homes,
and less overall crime, acting as both a deterrent
and a way to apprehend perpetrators after the fact.
In theory.
The reality, however, despite whatever podcast ad
you might've heard lazily and mockingly read
by handsome voice news fellows,
is that these doorbell cameras are, you know, bad.
And I'm not just talking about when a puppet
sneaks a bunch into your house.
This new trend is bad in a lot of different
and exciting ways, which we're going to walk you through
right now.
No, wait.
Now.
Ring doorbell sucks actually.
Hi again, it's me.
So just for starters, that stated goal
of these doorbell services helping to make you more secure,
as in the primary reason for them to exist,
is probably a lie.
We'll just get that out of the
way immediately. Ring claims its cameras drastically reduce crime, but the data behind that claim is
shaky and secretive at best, and completely wrong at worst. In early 2015, Ring founder and CEO
Jamie Siminoff approached the non-profit Wilshire Park Association in Los Angeles,
and offered to give hundreds
of neighborhood residents a free Ring doorbell.
But since the company was brand new at the time
and I want to attach a camera that is always on
to your front door is a creepy thing to say,
not many residents took the deal.
And so Ring only ended up installing around 40 cameras,
which is less than hundreds.
Nevertheless, in March 2016,
the company proudly announced
their definitely scientific results.
In Los Angeles, police revealing
a six-month pilot program using the tool
helped reduce burglaries in one neighborhood
by more than 50%.
Good afternoon, everybody,
and thank you for being here.
Compared to the same time the previous year,
that particular neighborhood had a significant reduction
in burglaries, approximately 55%.
Okay, first of all, mix your fucking audio better.
It's not hard.
Probably, do we sound okay?
It's a new space, I don't know.
But heckers, a 50% reduction is pretty good, right?
I mean, just look at that very official graph.
The big arrow, it's pointing down, you see,
proving that crime is down.
That's why the pie chart,
which I guess represents crime levels, is more orange,
because orange is the universal color for less crime.
And you know how whenever we show a reduction over time,
we use pie charts?
And yet amazingly, despite this clearly scientific chart
labeled last year, comma, crime,
Ring refused to supply any actual data
backing up that remarkable claim when asked about it.
However, when the LAPD carried out further analysis
of the Wilshire Park project,
they found only a 21% decrease in crime
compared to the year before.
Even after normalizing the data
with fancy statistical analysis
like long division and witchcraft to account for the surrounding area experiencing an increase in burglaries over the same time, they still only found a 42% reduction compared with other neighborhoods, which I'm pretty sure it's not 55%. So while Ring claims their product has a positive impact on crime rates, the data supporting
them is dubious and vague, and the company is suspiciously tight-lipped when it comes to
providing any more information. Not only that, but even if we grant that Ring's 55% figure is
totally true, the effects don't seem to last. In 2017, Wilshire Park suffered more burglaries
than in any of the previous seven years.
And this is all the evidence we have
that these devices now in 20 million households
do the thing that they claim to do.
I say devices because I'm not just talking about Ring,
even though I'm definitely going to be singling out
Ring cameras specifically.
But everything I'm saying here
is pretty much applicable to Google's Nest Cam
and any other off-brand video doorbell you can find.
The episode's title might be, like, Ring Doorbell Sucks Actually, but that's just so we can
get those sweet, sweet branded SEO clicks, baby.
Come on!
But also, Ring specifically does suck, and boy, we will be talking about why that is
right now?
Yeah, right now?
Yeah, right now. For example, on top of making the cameras
that don't actually work very well,
Ring works directly with hundreds of police departments
across the country.
And if at this point you still need me to explain
why that isn't such a hunky dory thing to do,
you might be watching the wrong show.
Despite marketing themselves as a private security system
meant to help citizens protect themselves,
the company has partnered with over 1800 police departments
since 2018 and counting.
That's a lot.
Too many, one could say.
And when police partner with Ring,
they are required to promote its products
and to allow Ring to approve everything they say
about the company. In exchange, they get access to promote its products and to allow Ring to approve everything they say about the company.
In exchange, they get access
to Ring's Law Enforcement Neighborhood Portal,
an interactive map that allows police
to request camera footage directly from residents
without obtaining a warrant.
Conversely, the company has helped
organize police package theft sting operations,
coached police on how to obtain footage without a warrant,
and allowed them access to anything being posted on their neighbor's app, which we will be
talking about right...
Not actually now, a little later.
It's so bad that in 2020, the House Committee on Oversight and Reform wrote a letter to
the Ring's parent company, otherwise known as fucking Amazon, demanding answers.
The letter reads,
The subcommittee
is seeking more information regarding why cities and law enforcement agencies enter into these
agreements before immediately answering its own question. Continuing, the answer appears to be
that Ring gives them access to a much wider system of surveillance than they could build themselves.
And Ring allows law enforcement access to a network of surveillance cameras on private property
without the expense to taxpayers of having to purchase,
install and monitor those cameras.
Because we did it for them.
You see, it's like 1984 dystopian state
that everyone got to help make.
Big Brother is us?
Seems pretty fucking obvious that cops would absolutely love their own private security
network built from private citizens' home security systems.
It's been said before, but it's pretty fucking wild that in 15 years, we went from that scene
in The Dark Knight where Wayne the Bruce Batman destroys his secret phone tap machine because
it's too powerful to ever be used by anyone, even him, to just everyone agreeing to do exactly that,
but nationwide and with cops, the lesser form of Batman.
And not only does Ring work with these shitty bat folk,
but like with the crime stats,
it's suspiciously conservative
with how much information it gives to the public.
In fact, in documents sent to the police in Illinois,
Ring specifically instructed agencies not to tell the public how the information is shared. sent to the police in Illinois, Ring specifically instructed agencies
not to tell the public how the information is shared.
According to the company,
the user has to agree to share surveillance footage
with police,
and police never have direct access to your device.
However, their privacy policy states
that Ring may provide personal information without notice
in connection with an investigation
of suspected or actual illegal
activity. So the opposite of the other thing they said. And also to establish, exercise,
or defend the company's legal rights. And also when they believe disclosure is necessary or
appropriate to prevent physical or other harm or financial loss. And yes, amazingly, they do define personal information
as including content and related information that is captured and recorded when using our
products and services such as video or audio recordings, live video or audio streams, images,
comments, and data our products collect from their surrounding environments to perform their functions, such as motion,
events, temperature, and ambient light.
In other words, any footage.
So who's allowed to see what, with whose permission,
seems up in the air at absolute best.
What we do know though, is not great.
One investigation into Ring's relationship
with law enforcement found that for over a year,
the company provided police with a map showing
where its video doorbells were installed
down to the fucking street.
So not technically providing specific addresses
of users to cops, but pretty damn close.
Kind of like how if your neighbor took a shit on your roof,
it isn't technically the same as them shitting in your house,
but you would still be mad about it.
You know, like if it slid down your gutter on the driveway,
owning a home would be cool though.
Ring eventually disabled this feature
or at least heavily cut back its specificity,
but not until it had partnered
with at least 335 police departments,
which is, you know,
335 too many police departments
to know exactly where you live.
In emails to a California police department in August 2018,
Ring described a potential feature that would use calls to 911
to automatically activate their video cameras
as something that could exist in the not-so-distant future.
Unsurprisingly, the company received a fair share of pushback
due to the aforementioned egregious violations of privacy
and personal liberties in service
of creating a state-sanctioned surveillance network
within residential neighborhoods, which, you know, gross.
Driveway shit levels of gross.
In response to these criticisms,
Ring released a control center for its app in January 2020
that theoretically allows users to opt out
of receiving video requests
from local police departments.
Of course, this only kind of does what it's supposed to.
And in that letter from the House Committee on Oversight
and Reform we mentioned earlier,
lawmakers actually noted that the feature
doesn't prevent police departments from obtaining videos
from people's doorbells with a warrant,
which seems pretty bad since getting warrants
to violate your rights is one of cops' favorite things to do.
Can't get enough of those rights violations, cops.
Like if you know a cop,
get them some human rights violations for their birthday.
They'll love it.
So wow, this is just like the start of the video.
Just the initial problems that come
with sticking a camera on everyone's front door.
There's still so much more video somehow. Aren't you excited? Just the initial problems that come with sticking a camera on everyone's front door.
There is still so much more video somehow.
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Where were we?
Right!
We were talking about Ring.
And perhaps you were wondering how a spunky little video camera company got tied up in all of these police shenanigans.
Or maybe you weren't.
I'm still going to explain it to you
and you will listen to my words.
Ring's story begins in the far yesteryear of 2012
when previously mentioned CEO, Jamie Simonoff,
created Doorbot, a doorbell that rang directly to your phone.
Simonoff claims he started in a humble garage,
but whether or not that's true or just a cheap grab
with a tech company rags
to riches cliche is unclear.
It seems unlikely that every new invention
could have been created in a garage.
For one, where are all these empty garages?
Do you people not have cars?
But in the grand scheme of things,
it's a pretty small detail.
And besides, I hear Tony Stark built his new invention
in a cave with a box of scraps!
So I guess anything's possible.
Elon Musk invented taking credit for other people's inventions in a cave with a box of scraps. So I guess anything's possible. Elon Musk invented taking credit
for other people's inventions in a garage.
But regardless of its tenuous adjacency to a garage,
Doorbot was not a very good product.
Reviews through August 2014 were pretty terrible,
citing things like poor video quality, inconsistent audio,
and a shitty hold to talk function.
Things were not looking too good for Simonov
and his revolutionary new maybe garage built idea.
And by 2013, he and his company were out of money.
But then everything changed when the fire nation,
I mean, when they went on Shark Tank in 2013
to pitch the idea, it went,
join me and the next time you hear,
it'll be.
Now who wants me first to ring my bell?
Not great, bad actually.
Simonov's pitch suffered from all of the various flaws
and failings of his product,
as well as being unable to decide whether to market
Doorbot as a revolutionary, disruptive new piece of tech,
or as something that could easily be sold in an infomercial.
The aforementioned sharks pointed out
that the product seemed to exist in this purgatory
between expensive and hardwired security systems
and a hackable commercial gimmick.
However, while he walked off the show
without taking an offer, it didn't really matter,
since the real benefit of going on Shark Tank
is the exposure that comes with being
on gimmicky network television.
Just ask our last president.
Yuck, yuck, yuck, fascism.
Hi-ya, hi-ya.
And so one month after the episode aired,
Doorbot raised $1 million in seed funding
from five venture capital firms,
plus another 4.5 million more in 2014,
giving it the capital and staying power to rebrand as Ring.
Writing for Vice in the first of a three-part series
we're about to reference a lot,
tech journalist Carolyn Haskins describes how
when Doorbot became Ring,
the tone of the advertisements shifted dramatically.
Specifically, the focus shifted from convenience
and connecting people to dramatic burglary reactions
starring stock photo robbers and CGI glass shatter effects.
They want you to think this is what a home burglary
looks like, but over 95% of break-ins actually occur
in broad daylight, which is why I invented the Ring
video doorbell.
Who is the they that want you to think this is what
burglaries look like, Jamie?
Big burglary?
All of the Hollywood execs in the pocket of ADT?
The only they is literally you right now in this ad.
As Haskins puts it,
Ring's mission changed for one core reason.
DoorBot sold disruption in the package of a doorbell,
but fear is more powerful than the optimism of disruption.
Damn, someone should really make a comprehensive
and incredibly funny and sexy video essay
about why fear of crime politics are terrible for everyone.
That would be neato.
So Ring quickly began to lean into using fear of crime
as a marketing tactic,
using that half-assed Wilshire Park case study
in official promotional materials
and selling their dubious crime data as hard evidence
in order to worm their way into the law enforcement industry.
In August, 2016, for example,
Ring joined Washington DC's
Private Security Camera Incentive Program,
which allowed residents to get 200 to $500 rebates
on security cameras purchased after a particular date.
Suddenly the company realized there was an untapped,
rapidly growing market of tech services aimed at police.
And so to most effectively capitalize
on people's fear of crime,
they'd need to cozy up to the group
that people associate most closely with crime.
You know, besides criminals,
which actually I would argue cops also are.
So I was right the first time.
All right, and cozy up they did.
In 2018, Ring hosted a private party for police
at the 2018 International Association
of Chiefs of Police Conference in Orlando,
with highlights including an open bar, free Ring cameras,
live music, and an appearance by Shaquille O'Neal,
best known for playing the crime fighter, Steele.
And gosh, oh golly, fuckasorios,
the party and Shaq absolutely worked as intended.
It's almost like cops don't need much convincing
to use invasive tactics or equipment.
In an email to Ring after the 2018 party,
a Havermill Mass police officer told the company
how his buddies went to the Shaq party
and asked where they could get more free Ring swag.
From there, the partnership between law enforcement
and Ring continued to grow into the
monstrosity we've already described. A gross, symbiotic relationship that gave cops access to
incredibly detailed information in return for them shilling for their product. Either implicitly,
like in the case of the company quietly copy editing city official statements on Ring to
remove the words surveillance and security cameras cameras or explicitly, like Ring's agreement with several departments
requiring police to encourage adoption of Ring cameras
and maybe even more importantly, Ring's free app Neighbors.
And actually that's a big depressing segue
into the next big depressing section of this story
because while we've now talked at length
about why giving police officers unfettered access
to your home security system is maybe kind of not so great,
and in fact, terrible, we haven't touched on the other,
and perhaps even more insidious effects
that surveillance tech and fear of crime culture
can have on a community.
The second crucial ingredient, an unholy coupling
like ketchup and ice cream, or eating pickles
by dipping them into a jar of human cum.
Or any cum, really.
Pretty gross and unnecessary stuff, me, from a moment ago.
Come on.
All right, but not as gross as this.
Apps like Neighbors and Nextdoor also suck, actually.
Ah, yes.
Neighbors is Ring's free crime-focused social media app
that, in contrast to the law enforcement neighborhood portal,
which is only allowed to be used
by the very goodest boys in blue,
is open to the public and allows users
to anonymously discuss crime and public safety issues
within their local community.
Again, like with video doorbells themselves,
this is a concept that could theoretically sound
like a good thing if it was proposed in a vacuum
by someone who didn't know anything
about American history, politics, or what a human is.
But when talked about by literally anyone
who knows literally anything about anything,
it becomes immediately problematic
in some pretty serious ways.
And once more, it's taking all of the terrifying aspects
of a paranoid and dystopian future
and outsourcing it to the bafflingly willing public.
For one, Neigh, neighbors and other similar
non-ring affiliated apps like Nextdoor and Citizen
implicitly encourage users to spy
and snitch on their neighbors,
which can lead to exactly the opposite
of the intended effect of making communities feel safer.
I put intended in big sarcastic air quotes there
because of course, as we've already discussed,
the companies making these products have no real investment
in making people feel safer.
And in fact, are banking on their users being paranoid
about crime to boost sales.
And hey, would you look at that?
That's exactly what these products do.
Despite violent crime and property crime
having the lowest rates they've had in decades,
Americans seem to think crime is getting worse,
according to data from both Gallup and Pew Research Center.
And the download analytics for these apps
reflect these fears.
Nextdoor was the ninth most downloaded lifestyle app
in the US on iPhones at the end of April 2019,
while Ring's Neighbors is the 36th most downloaded
social app around the same time,
up from number 115 at launch the year before.
Meanwhile, Citizen was the seventh most downloaded news app
on iOS the same year.
And yes, I said news app,
as in the app that allows you to check
who has been shanked in your immediate vicinity
calls itself news.
You know, kind of like how a dating app is horny news,
I guess. Seems like we shouldn't be counting Citizen as news. You know, kind of like how a dating app is horny news, I guess.
Seems like we shouldn't be counting Citizen as news,
is my point, but of course, that's part of the problem.
The rise of social media and smart technology in general
has absolutely contributed to this attitude
of isolation and suspicion.
But it's also been compounded by the decline
of local actual news, not murder news.
Cuts to and closings of local newspapers
over the past few decades have led to news deserts
throughout the country,
which are areas that no longer have reporters
to cover goings on that aren't on a national scale.
With no locally sourced journalism to rely on
and only the failing New York Times
to provide national news coverage,
social media has stepped in to fill the void
and amplify defensive fear-based responses
in a way that professional ethical local journalism
wouldn't, hopefully.
It's almost as if local news isn't something
that should be outsourced to randos in an app
and was actually something that should have been protected
despite whether or not it makes a profit
and maybe not everything should be valued
based on how much money it makes, but you know.
Anywho, not only do all of these neighborhood watch apps
encourage paranoia and suspicion,
in some cases going so far as to actively encourage
its users to try to report crimes in return for rewards.
And oh look, it's Ring again.
Wow, seems like they're uniquely bad.
Now to give credit to Ring and a totally fair balanced TM,
maybe even CR, but just the tip,
the specific marketing campaign being talked about
in that article was discontinued the same year it rolled out
you know, because it was fucked up.
And still Ring continues to encourage its users
to band together to help stop crime, which I would argue it was fucked up. And still Ring continues to encourage its users to band together to help stop crime,
which I would argue is also fucked up
because of course we haven't even gotten
to one of the worst ways surveillance tech
and neighborhood watch culture can affect communities.
Yeah, sure, partnering with cops to provide immoral
and legally dubious access to private video feeds is bad.
And yeah, sure, encouraging a culture of fear
and isolation towards your neighbors
and community members is also bad, but this is America.
And America wouldn't be complete without that secret sauce
that makes everything about our stupid little country
just a little bit worse.
You know, like dipping a pickle, nevermind.
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There it is, that's the sauce.
As some of you probably guessed,
studies have shown that the paranoia these apps instigate
feed into existing biases and racism
and largely reinforce stereotypes around skin color.
You know, due to the fact that our cultural attitudes
surrounding crime are inextricably tied to race
because of the racism and such.
According to David Waldson, a professor of media
and information at Michigan State University,
there's very deep research saying,
if we hear about or read a crime story,
we're much more likely to identify a black person than a white person as the perpetrator.
One recent Motherboard article found that the majority of people posted as
suspicious on neighbors in a gentrified Brooklyn neighborhood were people of color.
Citizen is also full of comments speculating on the race of people in 911 alerts,
and on Nextdoor, things have gotten so bad
that the app developers have implemented
an anti-racism feature that notifies users
if they try to post something racist.
It's kind of like Clippy.
If Clippy cared a lot about systemic racism
and unjust policing instead of the so-called
grammar mistakes in my poem diary,
their poems, Clippy! Get a life.
However, many anti-racism activists feel that apps
like Nextdoor still aren't doing enough.
Shakira Porter, a member of the advocacy group
Neighbors for Racial Justice said in 2017
that she doesn't think Nextdoor's anti-racism measures,
which include woke Clippy, as well as requiring users
to describe suspicious individuals with two attributes so as to avoid focusing
only on race is enough.
She also just doesn't believe their current data,
which the app has used in the past to prove
that their existing measures
are already making a difference.
While Nextdoor in particular does seem to have taken
more drastic steps than most to address this issue,
maybe it's not a problem that can be fixed
with a few terms of service tweaks,
so much as one that's tied intrinsically to like society,
and therefore the concepts of private surveillance.
For what it's worth,
Porter and Neighbors for Racial Justice
have gone out of their way to say
that they don't think the world would be better off
without Nextdoor altogether,
that the app is a valuable resource for local communities,
and that unfortunately,
the way our society often figures out how to help people
who are marginalized is by deciding what's best for them,
rather than letting them decide for themselves.
These are all important things to keep in mind,
and in fact, it may well be the case that the good next door
and citizen, even neighbors, provide is too important
to be worth just throwing out entirely.
However, it seems obvious that the steps
these companies are currently taking
to address the issues present in their products
are entirely insufficient,
and that the work left to be done
may come at the expense of business interests,
which is a huge problem,
given that we live under an economic system
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despite the knowledge that market forces
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Okay, back to the racism.
Yay!
Before that ball-tingling ad break, we were talking about how Ring, its companion app
Neighbors, and other apps like it, including Citizen and Nextdoor, contribute to an environment
of paranoia that leads to behaviors like racial profiling and exclusion. I really can't stress
enough how much of a problem this is. In the third and final part of her three-part Vice series on
Ring, Carolyn Haskins describes how neighbors posting options implicitly encourage
posting about people you don't trust,
which in practice ends up being racist more often than not.
"'Ring' markets neighbors
as a digital neighborhood watch," Haskins says,
but it also encourages people to think about who belongs
and who is an outsider.
In this way, neighborsbors is not just
a digital neighborhood watch,
it's a digital gated community.
Security cameras, she explains,
carry an aesthetic of suspicion and fear,
since security footage is usually shared
in the context of crime on local news,
and human beings have small and delicious monkey brains
that can only handle one association at a time.
Since local and online news tends to over-represent crimes
committed by people of color,
people of color captured on security cameras
are at an especially high risk
of appearing to be suspicious.
One person appearing suspicious
combined with another person feeling especially paranoid
leads to the suspicious person
having the cops called on them.
And given the well-documented irrefutable fact
that our criminal justice system is chock-a-block
with racial bias, that's not an outcome that ends up
so great for people of color.
And even when you don't involve the shooty boys,
or girls, in blue, in general,
the Nextdoor app has not been a particularly welcoming place
for non-white people, going so far as black users
being silenced
by community moderators when calling out racist posts.
As one woman told The Verge,
"'I don't feel safe at all using it next door for anything.
"'I'm always terrified, thinking,
"'Oh my God, I already know what so-and-so thinks of us.
"'This is a very horrible situation to be in.'"
So basically, you get all the racism
of any online community,
but with the added knowledge that these people
are living right next door, how fun.
It's like a game of werewolf, but with racists,
or mafia with racists, or zombie bite with racists,
whichever version of that kind of game you're familiar with,
with racists.
And that's not even getting into all of the other weird,
bad things that go on with all of these apps
that aren't racist or police related,
but are still, you know, jizz pickly.
Like how in a recent poll,
30% of home sellers admitted to using a hidden camera
to drop in on buyers when their home was on the market.
To be clear, these sellers weren't installing the cameras
with this specific purpose in mind.
In most cases, the sellers reported
having previously installed them for other reasons,
like, well, fear of crime.
But since they already had them,
they decided to drop in on showings
to find out what buyers did or didn't like about the house,
or even to collect information to use in negotiations.
Hey, gross.
Another not explicitly racist,
but still weird and bad example
comes from one of the original intended uses of these cameras, which was to prevent and record package thieves, which can end up leading to bizarre instant karma loops that have homeowners going out of their way to try and lure package thieves so they can trick them on camera to get local news and social media coverage, which of course they get.
I just leave multiple bait boxes full of trash and junk and even my dogs contribute.
That's right, he rigs boxes filled with dog feces, oil and trash.
Then there are the bait boxes attached to a fishing line and air horn.
If you see the videos, it's funny to see how the people get scared and maybe it might make them think twice about, you know, maybe this might not be such a good idea.
Bart says he doesn't even get real packages delivered to his home anymore,
but on the rare occasion he does,
he uses those bait packages as distractions
so thieves don't go after the real package.
This just in, local man needs a better hobby since his divorce.
In a lot of ways, what we're seeing is the real-life equivalent
of the obsession
with dunking on people online.
Because of course, why wouldn't we take
the social dynamics of Twitter
and apply them to our own neighborhoods?
Doesn't that sound...
Swell?
You know how the internet is just a great place
for discourse?
And it really seems like apps like Nextdoor
are designed to take all of the worst online habits we have
and apply them to our literal neighbors,
even at the lowest stakes possible.
Like let's do a hypothetical for a section,
a totally hypothetical situation involving the Nextdoor app
that we'll call Totally Hypothetical Storytime
with Cody L. Johnston.
That's me.
So let's say there's this woman on Nextdoor,
let's call her Shay because that's her name, hypothetically.
And Shay decides to post on Nextdoor
about how her rescued pet squirrel of 14 years
has recently passed away,
and that she's in the market for a new squirrel
with a similar rescue backstory.
The backstory is crucial
when it comes to choosing a pet squirrel.
Not many people know about this, but that is squirrel law. A few days later, a different lady, let's call her Joelle,
which is of course her name, of course, hypothetically, okay, posts about finding an
injured baby squirrel asking for advice. I, as in the royal I, not me specifically, immediately
think about Shay and her quest for a new pet squirrel and go to connect them only to find that several people
have already gotten there before me or before whomever.
Now, at this point you might be thinking,
but wait, isn't it illegal to own a squirrel
as a pet in California?
That is the hypothetical state this takes place in, you see.
Well, don't you worry your teeny, tiny, itty bitty
little head about that for even one more second.
Dave H is on the case,
doing the one thing a random dude on the internet does best,
randomly butting into other people's business.
Dave, which is what we're hypothetically calling this guy
because it's his name,
decides to go out of his way to point out
to as many people as possible
that it's illegal to own squirrels.
At no point does he indicate that he knows Shay or Joelle
or literally anyone involved.
He doesn't seem to be an animal expert or a vet
or a squirrel rights activist.
He's just some guy named Dave,
who desperately needs to make sure everyone knows
that he knows that it's against the law to own squirrels,
a thing that feels both intuitive
and also who gives a fuck.
It's squirrels, you know?
This again, in this hypothetical situation
I have screen grabs of, reaches the point
that other people notice Dave's behavior
and start to make jokes about it in the comment thread,
like, oh, better not let Dave see this,
to which Dave responds very normally
by comparing the crime of taking care of an injured squirrel
with the crimes of riding bikes on sidewalks
and homeless trespassing.
Really showing your weird ass with that last one, huh Dave?
You made up person, you.
When someone else decides to chime in of their own accord
to also point out that it's against the law
to own a squirrel, Dave steps in immediately
to warn him about the evil cancel culture mob
who believe they're above the law
and can do whatever they want.
And of course, the piece de resistance.
In response to someone telling him to shut the fuck up
and leave Shay and Joelle alone
to do their squirrely business,
Dave responds with, okay, boomer,
a move so unbelievably lacking in self-awareness,
I don't even have a joke to make about it.
Look, I know this is just a silly,
meaningless, and totally hypothetical story about squirrels and some guy named Dave,
and it doesn't have any of the weight or impact or systemic injustices of the rest of the stuff
we've been talking about. But boy, it feels like a perfect example of the kind of mentality these
apps and platforms can foster. A mindset where everyone feels entitled to everyone else's business,
where the slightest misstep becomes
an unforgivable transgression,
and problems that could be resolved quickly
and easily in person get blown out of proportion
into huge inter-community conflicts
that make everyone the villain and nobody ends up happy.
Anyway, that was totally hypothetical,
whatever with Cody something.
Look, you all know this is a real thing that happened to me and I guess it's my fault for being on the stupid app,
but I don't care, I was curious, only God can judge me.
Okay, great.
Glad we stopped the show for that story.
Also, I wasn't sure if I was gonna reveal this or not,
but the baby squirrel unfortunately didn't make it, so.
Fuck you, guy named Dave.
So our last example, and maybe the most clear example
of the ways Ring and other video doorbells
can make people act like premium grade dicks
is this story that blew up a few months back
about TikTokers demanding the Amazon workers
delivering their packages dance for them
via their Ring cameras.
And while really any story involving TikTok trends
is harrowing in itself, this dynamic made it
so drivers felt pressured to do whatever the customer said,
lest they receive a bad review or complaint or a night in the box.
Even if that means dancing like an asshole
and then having the video posted online
without your consent, often to the delight of millions.
And boy, imagine having to deliver packages
all fucking day in the hot sun
and being asked to do a fucking jig.
Heck, unless your job specifically involves dancing,
it should be against the law to pressure anyone in any job
to do so much as the hokey goddamn pokey.
But also, this is Ring, which again is owned by Amazon.
Meaning that this cute little act of corporate synergy
is actually just the same big money demon
literally compelling their employees
to dance for their amusement.
After pissing in bottles.
But the other reason I bring up Amazon
is because this makes Ring not just a camera company,
but a node in Amazon's network
of Alexa-enabled smart home devices.
And so, since acquiring Ring in 2018,
Amazon has opened up a whole host
of new privacy concerns for the company,
because of course it has.
It's Amazon, the company that mass marketed
listening devices in your home.
So despite Ring being explicitly marketed as a tool
to make people feel safer in their own homes,
a survey conducted by the Zebra found that 87% of Americans
don't know how their doorbell camera data is being used.
And 93% say they wouldn't buy a doorbell camera
if it collected and sold data about their family.
Despite these misgivings,
Ring is actively sharing its data
with at least five third-party companies other than Amazon,
despite listing only one of those companies
in its privacy notice.
According to a report released
by the Electronic Frontier Foundation in January, 2020,
Ring sells users' time zone, device model,
screen resolution, and unique device identifier to Facebook,
a yet-to-be-determined amount of consumer data to Google,
sensor data related to the magnetometer, gyroscope, and accelerometer
on users' phones to AppsFlyer, a marketing and analytics company,
multiple unique identifiers, IP addresses, device model,
and screen resolutions to Branch,
a deep-linking company that specializes in letting
different apps talk to each other, and users' full names, email addresses, device information,
and app settings to Mixpanel, another analytics company. Only that last one is mentioned anywhere
and rings terms and conditions, and those are only the five EFF could find out about.
There could be even more, even secretier ones we haven't discovered yet.
If you need to pause the video for a second to scream,
or I don't know, hug your mom or something,
I don't blame you.
Your mom is extremely hot after all.
Also, that's some real bummer turds I just laid out.
And it's just a very, very shallow end
of the metaphorical pool of what Harvard professor
Shoshana Zuboff calls surveillance capitalism.
In the introduction to her book,
The Age of Surveillance Capitalism,
you know, the thing I just said
with the age of in front of it,
Zuboff outlines a sociological shift
away from industrial capitalism
and towards a new information-centric mode
of economic production.
Zuboff compares this shift,
which she identifies as beginning in the early 2010s,
to the similar shift toward managerial capitalism that occurred a century earlier
thanks to Henry Ford.
To put it simply, surveillance capitalism
is a mode of production that instead of producing products
from raw material like industrial capitalism,
sees its product as behavioral futures
stripped from the raw data of human experience.
It's close to what they say about sites like Facebook
in that if the product is free, you are the actual product,
or more specifically, your behavior.
Zuboff begins the book by talking about the Aware Home,
an experimental smart home designed by a group
of computer scientists and engineers at Georgia Tech in 2000
that looks both cutting edge and quaintly dated.
So this is our app for controlling the home.
And currently we have installed in the bedroom, actually, a window air conditioner,
several blinds, about five automated blinds in the living room and kitchen area,
cameras around the home, garage door opener down in the basement,
lights controllable through both smart switches and IP-based bulbs,
and smart water heater down in the basement.
An automated garage door, you say?
But I kid, I'm a kidder.
The project was imagined to be a human home symbiosis
with smart tech context aware sensors
and wearable computers constantly adjusting various outputs
to optimize user experience.
Crucially, however, the engineering plan for the project
emphasized trust and personal privacy,
treating the home as an inviolable private domain,
like some kind of, I don't know, house, I guess.
This was important because even at the time,
the scientists working on the project understood
that the work they were doing was going to produce
an entirely new kind of knowledge.
And they worked hard to ensure that the experiment
was designed such that that new knowledge
and the power to use it to improve the occupant's life
would belong exclusively to the occupants.
The aware home was imagined as a simple closed loop
controlled entirely by the users
with no access to outside systems.
Adorable.
Because of course the assumptions of privacy
and individual sovereignty that the project championed
have completely disappeared as tech firms like Google,
Facebook, and Amazon totally skipped over the ethics board
and closed loop experiments phase
and push their smart tech directly to market,
launching us into a new mode of economic production
without much warning or fanfare.
Didn't stop to think if they should, et cetera,
Jeff Goldblum and so forth.
It works like this.
Pretty much any piece of smart technology
also collects usage data originally meant to analyze
those interactions so as to improve the user experience.
Users use the product, which is why we call them users,
and then behavioral data is collected and analyzed.
Improvements are made and the cycle goes around again.
Neat, clean, sexy, and cyclical.
But somewhere along the line,
Google and the other tech companies realized
that all that excess data,
what's labeled as data exhaust, still had value.
Even if it couldn't be used to improve the product directly,
it told the data collector a huge amount of information
about the users,
information that could be used in other ways,
like for example, to improve the specificity
and profitability of ads directed toward the users.
Personalized ads have become so commonplace
that it's wild to think about a time
when our data wasn't being used this way.
But this realization that excess behavioral data
could be used in this manner was revolutionary
and fundamentally shifted
tech companies' relationships with their customers.
Suddenly, the primary purpose of collecting that data
in the first place changed.
Companies like Google no longer wanted
to mine behavioral data to improve service for users,
but to read individual users' minds
and tailor their advertising specifically for them.
Suddenly, these apps and devices were optimized specifically
with the goal of collecting better data at the forefront
rather than improving user experience.
You might enjoy the fact that Facebook now has more
reactions beyond a simple like button,
but in reality, it also allows Facebook to collect
far more specific data each time a user reacts to a post.
We've essentially allowed ourselves to all be part of
one big marketing focus group,
but without consent or the benefit of getting paid for it.
And as Zuboff says,
that this no longer seems astonishing to us
is evidence of the profound psychic numbing
that has inured us to a bold and unprecedented shift
in capitalist methods.
But here's where it ties back to Ring and Nextdoor
and the devices we all have in our pockets.
Because it of course doesn't just stop
at crafting personalized ads for hot sauce
or dental dams or hot sauce dental dams.
Along with using this data to make behavioral predictions,
these companies are also trying
to affect your behavior directly.
It works like this.
In the morning, Google+,
everyone's favorite social media platform,
prioritizes showing you a post that makes you sad
and puts you in that sullen chalupa craving mood. Around midday, Google shows you a few coupon ads for Taco Bell.
Then later that night, Google Maps just happens to put you on a route that takes you past that
glowing white sign. A merciful pink bell cutting through the fog of your chalupa-less day.
Suddenly, you're living moss and didn't even carese, all without any direct human
oversight or decision making. Just an algorithm trying to optimize its profits by quietly
controlling your actions. In other words, instead of just the data, we're now the things being
automated. Zuboff calls this shift instrumentarianism and describes it as a power that
shapes human behavior towards others others ends through the automated medium
of an increasingly ubiquitous computational architecture
of smart networked devices, things, and spaces.
And boy, this wouldn't just have to apply to eateries
as I'm sure you can imagine,
but all sorts of things like, geez, I don't know,
political elections.
In a lot of ways, we're pretty lucky
that all they want is our money,
except for the fact that things like paranoia
and fear absolutely sell.
Specifically, they sell Amazon's Ring cameras,
because again, once Amazon acquired Ring,
they gained access to all the behavioral surplus data
that comes with attaching an always-on camera
to your front door, and even more importantly,
that comes with owning a social media app
that encourages its users to constantly talk
about the day-to-day activities of themselves
and their neighbors in hyper-specific paranoid detail.
Since Ring and neighbors are part
of the Amazon Smart Hub network,
they're connected to Alexa and your Amazon Prime account,
and even your Kindle, if you're the kind of nerd
who still reads books in 2022,
and all that data gets fed into the same algorithm,
which spits out predictive futures
that companies use to quietly control what you do.
It's like, I don't know, the matrix,
except they didn't have to build a big, stupid virtual world
and just use the big, stupid one we already had.
It's hard to even know what to do about all of this.
As Zuboff argues,
one of the dangers of surveillance capitalism
is that because it's so new and so different
from what came before,
it can be hard to fully grasp the enormity
of the situation at hand.
When Henry Ford invented the assembly line
and started to pay his workers $5 a day
so that they could afford to buy the products
he was having them make,
he upended the standard American lifestyle
in a way that would have been impossible
to predict beforehand simply because there would have been impossible to predict
beforehand simply because there would have been
no frame of reference.
"'Surveillance capitalism works the same way,' Zuboff says,
"'meaning that while concepts like monopolies
"'and privacy concerns absolutely apply
"'to companies like Amazon, they very much fall short
"'in identifying the entire scope
"'of the shift we're now facing.
"'So much like the internet as a whole,
"'these changes are very new and unregulated.
No doubt the 2000s and beyond will be historically seen
as both an exciting and tumultuous time on this planet
due to the technological advances we have made
in such a short period.
That's not inherently bad or good.
I mean, just look at this show and the fact that
it could never exist in this form just 20 years ago. It would have to be a zine or at best a series of poorly animated gifs set to loop Sean Connery quotes or some horse shit like that.
Surveillance capitalism is bad, dog!
So there may not be a consensus on what to do about surveillance capitalism or ring or next door,
but the fact that people are talking about it, that we're making this video for an audience on youtube.com,
be sure to subscribe and like and share, is a start.
But more importantly, we need to recognize
that the internet is still very much volatile
and unregulated, and perhaps therefore,
shouldn't be applied to the more sensitive areas
of our lives, no matter how convenient it seems.
In other words, hey,
don't buy a goddamn internet video doorbell,
or if you've already fucked that one up,
get rid of your internet video doorbell.
Even if we set aside the mind-numbing existential threat
posed by surveillance capitalism,
all that other stuff we talked about
at the beginning of the video is bad on its own too.
Remember the racism
and the working closely with cops and stuff?
There's almost no evidence video doorbells
do the thing they purport to do,
but a lot of evidence about obvious,
provably bad side effects.
So like, just use a normal fucking doorbell
or text your friend when you're outside
and then stand at an awkward middle distance
between the driveway and the door
because you're not sure how close is too close to be
when they open the door, like a normal person.
Also, maybe make friends with your neighbors.
I know, very gross and scary thing to do.
I mean, what if you end up with a Dave H-type situation
on your hands?
But, and you're gonna have to trust me here,
it's worth the risk.
As Carolyn Haskins points out,
it's impossible to talk about Ring in a vacuum,
as if Ring is the only home surveillance company
selling fear and promising security in return. Ring is the symptom of a worldview in which crime is an existential threat
and data capturing technology is the solution. For people who subscribe to this worldview,
it doesn't matter that crime rates are actually going down nationwide. The only thing that matters
is that they believe crime is a threat. Haskins quotes Evan Greer, the deputy director of digital activist group
Fight for the Future,
who says that Ring is a product
that's incompatible with a functioning community.
That's a fundamental idea that ties communities together.
Neighbors trust each other and protect each other
and take care of each other.
Ring and products like it rely on a culture of fear,
paranoia and isolation to sell themselves.
A culture that has only worsened
since the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic
and the deterioration of local communities
due to factors like the internet, division,
and a cost of living that continues to rise
at a frightening rate.
The only antidote to that is to be familiar
with your physical reality,
as opposed to relying on some terrifying, uncaring app.
So go outside, touch some grass, pet stranger dogs, meet your neighbors, have a socially
distanced potluck or something.
Are potlucks still hip?
I don't know.
I've been stuck in this little blue room for what feels like years now.
Oh God, how long has it been?
What year is it?
Nah, who cares?
What I'm saying here is that if you really want
to communicate with your neighbors
and keep an eye on your community,
you have to actually do those things in real life
if you want to do that.
Wormbo's back!
Because maybe you value your privacy.
Hi, Wormbo, did you find the prize?
Wormbo found all sorts of prizes and pipes and wires,
buried in Mr. Cody's yard and other yards,
and everyone watched and cheered or screamed
and then a bunch of cars with lights followed
Wombo and so Wombo came back here.
Great, thanks. Let me just, uh...
Yep.
Nothing but posts about a sock demon tearing
up the street and... Did you eat a
squirrel? Wombo eats many squirrels,
silly goat. Okay,
well, Dave H. is gonna have a lot to say
about this, which I will discuss with him
in person!
Can Wormbo come? Actually,
yeah. I think
Wormbo's new friend, Dave H.,
is gonna really love to
meet ya.
Wow, okay, so there are so many cops outside my place right now.
Like, way more than normal.
So, like, a few.
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