Son of a Boy Dad - BALL TALK | Son of a Boy Dad #249

Episode Date: November 7, 2024

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Hey son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music. I don't know, dude. I have nothing to talk about. I just have been watching the lecturing coverage. I haven't watched anything today. We'll find something I bet. I'm still looking for something.

Loves was over, still, still underground. Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is November 6th. And democracy is dead. Democracy has fallen once again. That wasn't the only thing that was falling. I was falling to my knees just being like, no! Classic. Been there.

Who hasn't? I know, right? There are litneys of people who are just going into their car and filming themselves screaming at the top of their lungs. Classic, been there. Who hasn't? I know, right? There are litanies of people who are just going into their car and filming themselves screaming at the top of their lungs. I actually haven't seen a ton of stuff. I haven't really been on social media a lot today, but I haven't seen- Me neither.

I saw a ton of people calling for a revote. Really? And then I saw people saying that the Russians rigged the election, but I guess this time towards Trump. Oh, really? Well, was it rigged towards Trump the first time or was it when the when they were saying that the Russians rigged the election were they saying that it was they rigged it for Trump or against Trump? I think they just did it

for fun. Just they're just fucking around. Yeah they're just doing it for shits and giggles. Showing how much control they had. What a great time. Yeah. Now finally no one will ever talk about politics again. Yeah, I keep on seeing those tweets I don't really get the ones where people are like fine. I get back to bar. No more tweets about politics for four years Do people not remember 2016 to 2020 was literally like the election every week every there was an election every day Yeah, couldn't stop tweeting about politics and putting it in your face. Yeah, literally in the streets Yeah, if you walked around New York City today, you would have no idea that democracy is crumble before our eyes tweeting about politics and putting it in your face. Yeah. Literally on the streets. Yeah. If you walked around New York City today, you would have no idea that democracy has crumbled before

our eyes. It's pretty quiet on the streets today. Yeah. Did you notice that? Maybe people are silently mourning democracy. I think people are silently celebrating. I mean, at a certain point, when are we going to admit that there's way more people that are Trump supporters than is led on to the public? The silent majority? Dude, I mean, he won it by a fucking, it wasn't like it was a close battle. He didn't win New York though. It's true. That is true.

He didn't win New York City. You didn't win New York State either. Yeah, I know. But I mean, if you look at the map, it's... You talking about statin? The whole state is red except for New York City. Yeah but the trees can't vote bro. Yeah I know exactly but I'm just saying. I don't fucking know. I'm just happy that the dudes walking around with marathon fucking medals are

now in the back in our rear view mirror. Why are people walking around with marathon medals on Monday? The marathon was on Sunday, no? I guess you just want to show it off, right? I saw dozens of people with a medal on Monday. Do you get free coffee or something like that? Probably. You ever see someone with like a hospital band and then they just rock it for like the rest of their life?

Mantis? Yeah, yeah. Or like a festival. Yeah, Bonnaroo? Yeah. Either you go to a Bonnaroo or the NICU and you fucking rock your shit for the rest of your life. Exactly, I mean dude, the marathon,

I can't be mad about that. Why wearing it the next day? Brother, if I'm running 26.2, I'm gonna rock that medal as long as I can. That's a hard task to accomplish. It's gonna be stinking on your neck. Yeah, exactly. I don't think that that's why you run the marathon though.

Is it for everyone else? Is it so you can put the bumper sticker on or is it so you can fucking have... Obviously it's for everyone else. No one's running the marathon because they like want to feel good about themselves. They want people to look at them and go, you're a hero. They go, what you did was so brave. We don't have any dark nights running the marathon. Hell no. I think there has to be some people who...

I would run the marathon. Me personally, I would run it and I'd say, don't even give me the medal. I don't need that. I would run the marathon. I don't need any external motivation. I'd be like, don't even give me a number. I would just run onto the course and run with them. I just run a marathon in upstate the same day.

Yeah. It's like, I'm not a big crowds guy. Silently. Yeah. Just guess it. I'd probably go over about 10 miles. Yeah. 36.6. I accidentally did 40 again. Yeah. Just guess it. I probably go over about 10 miles. I accidentally did 40 again. Fuck. I hate when this happens. Whatever. I won't know. We'll ever know.

That's what's respectable about it. I can't believe the marathon is a thing. And then you see the videos of all the the last people crossing the line. The fat, the old, the blind. I think people just finished today. There's people who are just wrapping up right now. Yeah, that would be me probably. Yeah. I cannot imagine running that long. I can't either.

Francis thinks that he could do it in no time. My grapple with my fucking body composition is going to be a fucking lifelong struggle for me. But there's no marathoning my way out of it. No, there really isn't. And also, the fact that my fat brothers and sisters are finishing the marathon, albeit two days later, that shows that you can do a marathon

and still not have your body composition fixed. That's true, but I still think it is. I think even if you walked, like I walked six miles yesterday, my, I can barely walk today. My right hip is like out of the socket. Like walking 26 miles is still a hard task. I'm picturing you like one of the dudes who have like an intense leg day at the gym and like two other buff dudes are like carrying them and your legs are knocking into each other because you walked six miles. I biked here and then I got off the bike

and I started walking to the office and it was like, dude, literally my right leg is fucked. I saw that you were going up the stairs backwards. I didn't know. I have ballisters all over my feet. This is literally, I walked for two hours. Six miles. I mean, I guess 20 miles or 20 minute mile is about right for walking.

Was it for a leisure or just to clear your head? Clear my head. I heard that's what men are supposed to do. Yeah. Go for a nice walk. Hands in pockets? Of course. No, you know what I actually do?

Weirdly, I walk with my, a lot of times I'll catch myself walking with my hands behind my back. Like an old Asian man. Yeah Like all the time like you're browsing for books at the library exactly like that is super hunched forward Hands locked behind my back. That's probably your body being desperate to have your shoulder blades touch for once Oh, yeah, that's true. Your shoulder blades are probably like East and West Germany during the Cold War. Like there's a fucking wall between them. You're a fucking spiky spine. They're far as hell away from each other. You ever have one of these things? The Listerine strips? Yeah. Let me get a live taste

test of one of those. Strong as hell. They're strong but also the texture of them is so unnatural that you have to think that these are gonna stay in your body until long after you're gone. There's going to be, we're going to be digging up excavating bodies at cemeteries and there's going to be no bones left, but just a Listerine. Listerines. Just a perfect Listerine square.

It's going to throw the ancestors, the ancient Egyptians for a loop when they come back and find us. Big time. I'll fuck with them. I bought them yesterday on my walk. Dude, so I actually think it's like, you know, when you like have a pack of Doritos and you get one that's like the flavor, the one that's got all the flavor on it. I think the Listerines like, I don't think they're all the same level of strength. I think you get them and you're like what the fuck well this one tastes like menthol yeah or like a new port yeah one that I have tasted like I do they just crushed up

every single mint on earth and injected it into my mouth oh you're such an unnatural thick flavor yeah I don't know what like in theory I guess this makes sense but I like them, that's just. I like them. Huh? I like them. I was like addicted to them at one point. Really? Just couldn't stop hoppin' them. Cause you know, it's kinda like eye drops.

Like you know when you, you know how some people get addicted to eye drops. Or like how Jake Marsh got addicted to Afrin. Exactly, like that, yeah. You know that? No, I didn't know that. He got addicted to Afrin because his voice was nasally and whenever he would call a game,

he would want to get his voice out of his nose. That's the nose spray? Yeah. Yeah, people get addicted to that. That and eye drops are like weirdly, a ton of people are addicted to them. Yeah, he's super addicted to Afrin. Yeah.

And that's why he had to quit Barstool because they found him fucking. They found him 10 Afrin bottles deep at noon. Underneath his desk, fucking curled up with a litter of Afrin bottles surrounding him. Just hammering Afrin bottles deep at noon. Underneath his desk, fucking curled up with a litter of Afrin bottles surrounding him. Just hammering Afrin. But the strips, they can't do what they say they do. You know, you put them on your tongue

because your tongue is obviously the stinkiest part of your body. Stinkier than the butthole or the balls. Just because everything that goes in and out of there. You know what I mean? Well, yeah, I mean, dude, once you get a taste of like fresh breath and then you start picking up a reputation,

people are like, that guy's breath smells great. So now you have a status that you have to maintain constantly. You got to constantly just be popping Listerines. You're just a victim of close talkers. Yeah, exactly. People are just coming up super close to talk to you just so they can get a taste of your minty fresh breath.

Yeah. It is. Word spread. Dude, if you have really good breath, word spread. Word spread fast. Quick. Really fast. Way faster than stinky breath. Stinky breath. People are in denial. Yeah.

They don't want to know that you have stinky breath. They all must have been, must have caught them on a bad day or something. Was it me? It might have been me. Start wearing a mask again just in case it's you with the stinky breath. Dude, I saw you see that you keep on seeing that video of those like high school kids at the football game all wearing like the shy-sties. With the stinky breaths? No, but they're all wearing like shy-sties.

You haven't seen it now? And then like they're walking into the game and then you just hear like an older dude being on take the masks off, masks off now. But in the video, they're all wearing shy-sties and then there's just one dude wearing like a black beanie with a COVID mask. And I was like, damn, you know that kid was like the one kid who couldn't swing the shy-sie. So he had to just go makeshift with the COVID mask.

I wonder if that was mom not letting him out of the house in his shy-sie or if he just couldn't put together the funds for a nice fresh shy-sie. Dude, shy-iestys are expensive. How much do you think a MSRP of a shiesty is? 32 bucks? Probably around 30 or 40. Really?

I wanna say my shiesty cost me around 40. Really? But it's a thick one. I just got my shiesty at the stand outside where they sell Diet Cokes and Mentoses, and it was like 15 bucks there, but it was probably a certified pre-owned shiesty. Yeah, refurbished for sure.

It had another man's breath on it. Yeah, absolutely. Just coating the mouth of it. Had another ring of slobber around it. Someone else's Listerine dangling from it. Disgusting. Gross. Mouth to mouth is absolutely nasty.

Unless it's with a dog. Dogs have obviously the cleanest mouths. Yeah, of course. You ever realize that? They just eat shit all day. Yeah, and somehow it's super clean. Yeah. You ever realize how the Life Saver, the rings, rings the white ones and we have them down in the lobby at barstool

How they make your breath smell way worse? Yep, I have noticed that it's terrible. It makes my breath smell I don't even know what the what it would be what I would call makes it smell like elbow pain You know what I mean? It makes us smell like eight aches, you know It's kind of get it pain. You know what I mean? It makes it smell like aches. You know, it just has a... I kinda get it, but I know what you mean. It makes my breath taste like stale. Like a sick breath. Yeah.

Like a sick morning breath. Exactly. Like soup or something, like an old soup that you found under your bed or something like that. There's something nasty about the lifesavers. It just is fucking, it's disgusting, but somehow there's a pack of 2,000 of them. And that must be Ebony, our door woman,

just being like, you white people have stinky breaths. Get it under control, you fucking white pigs. Is that a thing that white folk have stinky breath? I know it's white people's hair smells like ham. Really? That's crazy, mine smells like coconuts. Yeah, right, dude. Or like a wet dog, probably.

No, I use a great arrangement of shampoos and products. I promise you my hair does not smell like ham. You wanna get a whiff? All right, all right. You don't have to, but I'm just saying. Just take it with your hand. Offer's on the table. Like how you take a fart and like throw it.

You could get a whiff at any moment if you want, and I promise you, you're not gonna get a ham. If anything you might get a fine steak. Steak cooked to perfection with a perfect layer of pepper on top. Old meat is not nice. Old meat smelling hair. Old meat. This is the freshest meat there is. Yeah but it's been coming I don't know. I want to believe you I've been using Harry's me, too Harry's is incredible through the sense I have two body washes that I'll like make my own concoction of yeah stone and like forest or something like that Yeah, and I'll be like a mixologist pouring a little bit of them into a hand fucking

My cheeks like home alone. Yeah's amazing. Both bears are cheeks. Yeah, I gotta smell that hair of yours, brother. We'll think about it. You watched that Bucks Chiefs game? Yeah. You did? Yeah. Great game, been dying to talk about it.

Bro, once Francis is gonna be back next week and we're not gonna be able to talk about ball anymore. I know, well let's look at next weekend's slate then. We got to get it in while we can. Let's do a ball preview show. Should we put in our bets? Yeah, we could try. Let's say where we're leaning. Let's break down the games. Thursday night game. You'll be able to watch this tonight on Amazon Prime.

Our new partner, Bangles Ravens. I mean, it doesn't get much better than that, does it? For a Thursday night game? That's incredible. That's God shining down on us. I just got a little shiver down my spine. Yeah, exactly. I thought I got a whiff of some honey baked ham.

You see Deontay Johnson went to the Ravens? I've been trying to trade you him in fashion. I know, I was looking and then I was looking at, dude, Ramon just averages too many points. You see Deontay Johnson went to the Ravens? I've been trying to trade you him in fantasy. I know, I was looking and then I was looking at Ramon, dude Ramon just averages too many points. Well which of your running backs would you part with? And now I got none. Well you said you're trying to bolster your receivers. I am, but I don't think I want to let go of any of my running backs. My running backs are too good.

Well who are you, who you give up? I got Joe Mixon, never giving him up. Literally the last player I would give up. Mixon and Cook? James Cook, Mixon never giving him up. I know literally the last player I would give up mixing and cook James Cook never gonna give him up Ramondre Stevenson can't give him up and Chubba Hubbard and Chubba Hubbard who's just I mean occasionally He'll pop off for a 60-point game. Yeah, so I can't give him up, bro You can't give up any of your guys now. Don't you realize that you have to give something to get something? Yeah, but you're just not giving me any really good offers Deontay Johnson was intriguing of your guys? No. Don't you realize that you have to give something to get something? Yeah, but you're just not giving me any really good offers. Deontay Johnson was intriguing. I was intrigued by that offer. I thought about accepting it. I got to see how he performs.

How about Deontay Johnson and Kelsey? Because I don't know, because Dalvin Cook got traded to the Ravens last year and then he got one snap the rest of the season. What about for Kelsey? Because you got Otten. Someone tried to clown me for saying you should stack Otten and Mayfield. I did. I know it was genius. And I won by 10 points. Someone tried to clown me. They're like saying that I don't know ball. No, that's a ball knowing move. That was a genius stack. So, dude, Bakerfield to Otten, Baker Mayfield to Otten, orgasmic. I screamed when it happened. Orgasmic stack. Screamed dude. You put the text message where it all popped up on the screen all simultaneously. Yeah. Well I mean I just knew people were doubting

me. Doubting us. Me. I mean dude how much longer are people going to be able to say that I don't know ball when I'm just I'm pretty much spot on with my predictions every single week. Well make your call in this Thursday night game. Bangles plus six. So Ravens minus six over 53 and a half. Oof. That's a lot of points. Yeah, that's a tough one.

I mean, I'm going to go Bangles plus six for sure. Bangles plus six, division game. The Bangles are hot. Yeah, I don't see how the Bangles wouldn't cover that. That would be, I mean, they how the bangles wouldn't cover that though be criminal They'd have to have a really bad game Derek Henry for two pretty much a getting Derek Henry for two is what at this point minus 200 probably Could definitely see flowers sneaking into the end zone at some point big time and

I don't know who do you think's going that I'm with you. Let's go bangles, but I'm not going bangles I don't know if the bangles are gonna be a little cuz I don't know if the mangos can win the game Yeah, plus they have six points to mess with yeah I know that's when you said you said I'm gonna go bangles you gotta say I'm gonna go bangles to cover to cover Let's see. Yeah, that's our pick for the show. That's our show wide pig ride with us. Yeah, that's such a boring pick I hate when they do what do you mean? That's like when you watch ESPN and they give out their picks and they're like, I'm gonna go with the Chiefs to beat the Panthers. And it's like, well, who is that for? Well, we're picking the underdog.

What do you mean? This isn't boring. This is exciting. Yeah, but people want people want like a 12 leg parlay from us. They don't want a straight back. Okay, well put it together. We're at this is that's the first leg of the parlay. That's a fucking patience Jesus Christ, then we have Giants Panthers international game in Munich Munich yeah, really yeah That's odd odd placement is Munich like a poppin city now. Oh now What? It's better than London Munich is where Hitler's from

Is he I thought he was Austrian. No, I'm thinking of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Munich is where the Nazi Party started. Really? Yeah. Brother, I'd listen to the rise and fall of the Third Reich for two hours yesterday. You did? Yeah. That's what you did on your walk? Yes. Why are you burying the lead? What'd you find out? Not much. I found out they were talking about when he wrote Mein Kampf in prison and then when he got out and it wasn't like a major success at first. Like it only got, I want to say like maybe 9,000. It sold like 9,000 downloads. It sold like 9,000 copies around 9,000 5,000 to 10,000 for the first like three years. That's pretty good yeah, then there was like one year where then it just like popped off and it sold like 10 million copies in one year called classic

Yeah and then it started becoming a point in Germany where it was so popular that like you would just like the most common gift you Would give someone be like a copy of mine comp and everyone had a copy. They would give it out and they would hand it out in schools. Everyone had it. And then they were saying that it's not a very good book. It's not like a very digestible book. So it was so popular and most of the people that had it never read it. And they were saying that like if people just read the book, they could have just, they could have prevented the Holocaust completely. That's crazy that nobody just...

Just like most of the people that had it never read it. That's kind of like the Rise and Fall of the Third Reich for me. Yeah. I just have the book on shelf and I don't read it. If I really cracked into it, I'd realize that they're just, they're smirching Hitler's good name. Yeah. But the fact that they're saying it's not well written

in that book sounds like a little bit too much editorializing for me. They probably explained it better. Dude, when you listen to a book like that, you're kind of just trying to retain one bit of information every 35 minutes. Yeah. You just go, okay, I can remember that.

I mean, I listened to the book for over an hour until they got to the Mein Kampf thing, and then I started listening when they started talking about Mein Kampf and the sales. That was when I first started retaining information. The fact that they were giving it out like Harry Potter books is crazy. Yeah, it was like the Bible.

Seriously, that's what they compared it to. They said they compared it to the Bible for Germany. Really? Yeah. King Hitler version. Yeah. Hitler's version. Yeah. Hitler's version. Yeah. Like Taylor Swift. Exactly. Like Taylor Swift. Mein Kampf Hitler's version. It's because the dirty publishing company wasn't giving him his rights. I know. Yeah. Every time I go hang out with my dad, he's always telling me exactly how fucking Hitler came to power. Yeah. He's a history buff.

I don't know. He just tapped in on Hitler, on the H-man. I think that that's just dudes like a little bit of Hitler. He was basically saying that after World War I, that all of Europe was like, you owe us reparations. And then everybody in Europe got broke during the Great Depression. They were out of money and they were like, hey, make Germany give us some of the money. And Germany was like, well broke. And they took the little money that Germany had. Then Hitler was like, we can't stand for this.

We need to make Germany great again. I think that's when the book popped off is when Germany was like super broke because the book started getting sold for like, what is their currency? Not rubles, not shekels. Like croons? Croons, Kroners, that's Denmark and Iceland.

I don't know, I don't think, I don't know. Someone's furious, someone's screaming at their fucking phone right now. Someone's freaking the fuck out right now. We'll find, we'll get to the bottom of this. We don't want to be slowed down by this little bit of misinformation that we're going to feed you guys. We've got to get everybody right. Okay, well it says Euro, but that just can't be true. Yeah, they were on the Euro back then. Let's look up Germany currency in 1930. 30. Let's go to 1930. Yeah, it's like 30. The Reichmark rich mark the nice mark Oh

Deutschmark, it's gotta be a door to itch mark. Well, it's an R Once the R is a D Too much politics for me, bro too much politics. We the ours is out of it, bro Regardless we're gonna get to the yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. So did they say anything about Giants or Panthers in the book? No, they didn't, but I could see that game going either way to be honest. No, it's going to be the Giants. Giants are six and a half point favorites.

Brother. In Germany? As someone who's been hammering the Panthers to cover, I'm going Panthers to cover. All right, Panthers to cover. We're in. Bangles Panthers. This is going to be animalistic. Ah, but also they just did lose Deontay Johnson. I didn't think about that. Who needs Deontay Johnson?

Deontay Johnson, he's all right. He's pretty good. I just keep seeing that clip of him when he's, you know how like when you catch a ball on the sidelines, you're supposed to like touch your feet, drag your feet. Yeah. And he just, he lifts his feet up and goes out back first and just like completely,

it's like the polar opposite of what you're supposed to do. Are you sure that that wasn't Jonathan Mingo? I don't know. I think that was Jonathan Mingo. It might have been Jonathan Mingo. But he got traded as well. They just traded two of their best receivers. Yeah, well that seems to be like what they do, right?

Yeah. They get stud players and then get rid of them. They have Xavier LeGette still, the rookie. Patriots didn't make a single trade. I'm not surprised. I am. What are they gonna buy? Dude, what a fucking joke of a team. Mayo needs to get, I mean he's dogshit. You see Mayo? You see Mayo talking about uh talking about the trade deadline? Yeah but he's just like, it's a lot of hype. It's a lot, it's like dude we were, you don't do anything. Why don't,

we don't do anything that all the good teams do what are they the Patriots? Are they should sell if anything it's trying I try to get like a wide receiver or something Well, no trade Ramon Dre get her mind right to a team. That's gonna win Yeah, be it and get us a wide receiver to trade Ramon Dre for a third round pick or something, bro I want to win this year. I want you're not gonna you want to win this year I want to win the Super Bowl this year. Should we get to this Patriots Bears game? Yeah. Because we're already talking about them? Patriots. Money line. No. Where is it? It's in Chicago. Yeah. Bears are floundering. The Bears are gonna win that game. What's the spread? Give me the spread. Six and a half.

What's the spread? Give me the spread. Six and a half. Hmm. Pats. We like dogs on this show. I mean, this is the worst parlay of all time. Why? We might go over three. Oh, let's do the total in this game then. 38 and a half. Over, for sure. Over. I'm gonna go over 38 and a half. Okay. We're going over. That's a lock. Okay. What's the weather that day? Uh it says cloudy with a chance of meatballs. Right. May plays great in meatballs. May Williams. Oh my God. Williams May. Two rookies facing off. Right. It's going to be an instant classic. Niners bucks. Niners bucks, bro.

I think McCaffrey's coming back. I don't know, man. I wasn't expecting these games to be that hard to judge. Why are they all super close games? Minus five and a half. Niners are favored by five and a half. All right, go Bucks spread. Bucks to cover the five and a half.

Bucks are a great team. Baker Mayfield's the truth. He's the truth. And we got Otten, we got Cotton. Yeah, we got Otten, but we literally don't have a single other person. Rashad White. Rashad White, that other running back.

Bucky Irving. Yeah, Bucky Irving's good. And then Shepard's been playing good. Shepard? From the Giants. Now he's on there. I'm not familiar. Oh, he was, you must not have watched Ball one Monday night.

I watched the whole game. I thought you wanted to talk about the game. I was just watching K-Dot in every play. We gotta start breaking down tape, honestly. I know, we should. We should go to Titan U next year. That would be sick. If Busting with the Boys doesn't come back.

Yeah, they'll send us. Did you see that fucker Bussin' With The Boys got thanked by Dana White? I was watching at 2.30 in the morning or 3 in the morning, whatever that happened. You stayed up the whole thing. Of course, bro. That's crazy.

I was lights out by 11. If the Republic's gonna crumble, bro, I wanna have a front row seat. But that was Leo on my couch. Yeah. Oh, fuck. That is insane. I mean, if I saw that live, I would have been shocked.

It was crazy. He was just getting everybody to talk. Trump was just being like, he was trying to get people to talk. And there were some people that were like, no. He was probably exhausted because Elon had been sucking him off for the last three hours. I think Elon must have been bombed. Why? Did he speak?

No, but yeah, I don't know. He didn't speak, but Dana White did. He was like, Bryson DeChambeau's here. The US Open champ. And then he wasn't on stage, so he held everything up for five minutes until he got onto the stage. Damn. It was just preposterous. They just had random people coming out to talk. Apparently, Kamala just spoke. She did?

Yeah. What'd she say? She quit. She said, you can't fire me. I quit. And Tim Waltz said, you said, look, guys, we're going into OT. We're not the favorited team here. We lost the coin toss. Best play for us to run right now, the pick six play. Yeah. Now is the perfect time to dial up the pick six play. Do you see people with the Coach Waltz posters?

No, that's amazing though. So funny. I'm gonna get a Waltz jersey. You should have been that for Halloween. I know, Coach Waltz. Coach Waltz, I mean, you kind of like, you dress like a coach already. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

In the most complimentary way possible. You like these pants? Yeah, those are actually your best pants of the year. I know. And I just finally, I just picked up my laundry today. Finally got them cleaned. They reek. They stunk of fish for the last couple weeks.

Your stinky fish. Yeah. I had to put them in a backpack because they were so smelly. And then I kept forgetting to bring them to the laundry. Now the backpack smells. Well, I don't care if the backpack smells like fish. It's my fishing backpack. That makes sense. Yeah. But backpacks can retain a smell sometimes.

That is true. Like I left the... What the... Where the... I wonder where the fuck I was. I had to... I went like away for for the weekend and packed food for my dog and then left the dog food in a backpack in the parking lot. And my car smelled for a fucking month, dude. Really? We got a deep clean.

We had a fucking, we were sprinkling lye all over the car like there was a dead body. Going baking soda everywhere. I rewatched that episode of The Wire when they try to cover up the dead body smell. I've never seen it. There was nothing that I could do to get this disgusting smell out of the car. Offer them some dog food that had turned, but it was in a backpack and we had to throw

the backpack out. It was my fishing backpack. Yeah, that's a bummer. Well, you know, you can always get another fishing backpack. I know, but now I haven't had my fishing backpack the last couple of times. I've casted rod. 49ers against the Bucks, we already covered Falcons against the Saints. Falcons four point favorite.

Oh, Falcons. Falcons to cover the four. Yeah. Even though it's inter-divisional matchup, Saints just fought. Saints new coach though, sometimes when you get a new coach, teams, but they also got rid of Latimore, Olave's brain is scrambled. Yup. And they fucking have lost seven games in a row. Yeah, it's a fact. Okay, we're riding with the Falcons to cover the four Broncos and against

the Chiefs Chiefs minus eight over under 41 and a half. What's the what's the over 41 and a half and the over under 41 and a half in case you're wondering. I can't bet for the Chiefs I refuse to. And I just feel like there has to be a game here coming up soon where they're going to lose. Well, what about just to cover that eight then? The Broncos to cover the eight. It is in Kansas City.

But then that just feels like a dumb bet. So should we bet too? Like that Bo Nix is gonna cover against the Chiefs at home. I mean Baker did, Baker just did. Bro, Baker's the goat. Bo Nix is a rookie quarterback. Didn't you just hate on Baker Mayfield

two weeks ago or something? No, I was saying that Baker Mayfield's the swaggiest white boy in the NFL. You said that? Yes. Baker Mayfield is literally, he's actually probably my favorite quarterback to watch. Really? I love him.

Because he's so swaggy? He's so swaggy. Should I call Che and tell him that right now? No, but I'll pass the message along to Che. I think Che knows. I think I've talked to Che about my love for Baker. Are you sure I shouldn't call him right now? Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Fair enough. So what's our call on this game? Over the 41 and a half or under the 41 and a half? I mean, the Broncos defense is very good, but they got gashed this past week. Yeah, they got smoked. But they're five and four. Five and four is pretty good, bro. Sean Payton has a voice. Have they beat any good teams though? Of course they have, bro. Let's go through their schedule. Win against the Bucs! Bo Nicks already beat him. Win against the Jets. Win against the Raiders. Win against the Saints. Win against the Panthers.

Okay, they... Yeah, all right. Never mind. They lost. They've beaten exclusively terrible teams except for the Bucs. Except for the Bucs. But it was also week one. No, no. They beat the... bucks. But it was also week one. No, no. They beat the, that was week three. First win of the season. Really? Yes, bro. Is it time to bet on Knicks? Transit property.

What does it change our odds to if we do bet on Knicks? I'm not putting together the whole parlay. You're not? I thought you've been tallying it up this whole time. You want me to put together a whole art? You're not gonna take the bet that we're building for our team? I was gonna listen back to the episode and see what we did right, see what we did wrong. Like I do every single time.

You weren't gonna pull up the episode and listen to this? What, bro? All right, let me out. You want me to actually put it together? Thursday night football, Bengals. Say something while I construct this fucking masterpiece. NFL. I don't have a ton to say.

Oh, what did we say? What did we say, Giants, Panthers? We said Panthers. We said Panthers to cover, right? Yep. Falcon Saints, we said Saints. Broncos, Chiefs. I think we had Broncos, right? Plus eight.

Plus eight. Maybe we could do a little, let's do an alternate spread. And let's go plus ten and a half. You're such a fucking sharp, I love it, bro. Where, how do I get, can I get the alternate spread today? It might be too early Then take it at plus eight that means that there that means they're gonna try and make it closer All right, we'll take the Broncos up plus eight And what do we say for Bears

Patriots plus six? No, no, they're over. Okay, okay. This is fucking genius. Bills at Colts. Bills. Money line? They're minus three and a half.

Money line is only minus 192. Get pretty even. I do minus three and a half. Minus three and a half. I love this so far. Vikings, this is the pick them pod too. This is like a pick them but them instead of. Pick them. Pick them. Yeah. We pick, we see the games and we pick them.

People are probably expecting us to go into like a 45 minute rant about Trump and Kamala. We're just going through the slate for Sunday It's like Duke said we can get back to talking ball. Yeah, this is a refresher Honestly, there's a lot of podcasts gonna be talking about politics this week. Not us We're gonna craft a parlay for 45 minutes straight and for $45 to it Okay Vikings at Jags Vikings Vikings at about minus four. Mmm at Jags. Vikings. Vikings in about minus four. At Jags. Let's just go Vikings Moneyline. Why are you doing these Moneylines? Because the Jags I feel like

are having a little bit of a comeback right now. They competed well against the birds. Because of a phantom fumble call. Yeah but they did it, they almost beat the birds. However the birds are way worse than the Vikings. Yeah, yeah the birds are way worse than the Vikings. No I didn't mean to correct myself, I was completely right about that. You're such a goof. You are majorly goof. I mean how many times are we gonna see the same play of Saquon Barkley jumping backwards? Like we get it. It was cool the first 6,000 times I saw it. And it'll be cool for the next 600,000. It would have been cool if he did that

and then like ran for a touchdown. But it's like, come on now. He gained one extra yard by doing that. He already had the first down, he didn't even need to do it. Bro, get your weight up. I'm just saying to Saquon, like if you keep doing like finicky bullshit like that,

you're gonna get hurt. You're gonna jeopardize your team season So why don't we just do Chiefs money line then if we're not gonna do the I don't want to bet on that I don't want to bet it's gonna be I don't want to I don't want to have to root for the Chiefs if we're Gonna be pussies though I don't want to have to root for the Chiefs But I also don't think that the Broncos are good enough to beat the Chiefs So I don't want to have to root for the Chiefs

And I also don't want to get mad when the Broncos inevitably lose to the Chiefs I think Trevor Lawrence was a little bit hurt last week as well though. So you want the Vikings money line? Yeah. Minus 198. Okay. Goofy, but I'm riding with you. Steelers versus commanders.

Dude, what are these games are all good games. I know. We got a hell of a slate. Steelers commanders? Where is it? Steelers commanders at Washington. Three points spread. Steelers are plus three, but they're minus one 18, which makes you think that you're getting a little bit less value. What's the over under? 45 and a half. Hammer it. Which

one? Hammer the over. What? The Steelers defense is good. All right, fuck it. Fuck it. Doesn't matter. Terry McLauren's down there somewhere, bro. And the commander's defense sucks. But they did just add Latimore from the Saints. You like that trade? I love that trade. The third rounder? Yeah. A third and fourth maybe? That's an honest trade. And that's good value that the Saints got. Yeah. All right. What else? 49ers bucks.

Who did we have? I think we had the over. Or no, do we have? Over 5 and 1 half? I don't think we decided on that, did we? Should we take the bucks to cover the 5 and 1 half? Yeah, take the bucks to cover. OK, Titans against the Chargers.

That's our four o'clock slate. Should we just keep it to the one o'clock slate? Hell no. Dude, I do every game. You wanna go every game. Yeah, you wanna go every game. And I could bet these straight. Right now we're at plus 26,000.

All right, not bad. I'll take those odds. Titans at Chargers. Titans at Chargers. Skip. Skip that one altogether, because that could go anyway. Really? Yeah. Chargers are 7.5 point favorites. Skip it still? Skip it. Skip it. Skip it. Skip it. Skip it. Over-under is 39.5. Skip it. 39. Skip it. Jets, Cardinals. Basically a pick-em. Over under is 39 and a half. Skip it. 39. Skip it.

Jets, Cardinals, basically a pick them. Did the Jets, have the Jets found it? Are the Jets frauds? What do you think? Jets. You're going Jets? No, Cardinals, Cardinals, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No but I don't know, I really don't know.

What's the over under? 46. Hammer over. I kind't know, I really don't know. What's the over under? 46. Hammer over. I kinda like the under on that one. No, bro, we can't be rooting for the, we can't put, all right, whatever, I mean, it's really whatever you want. I kinda like the under a lot.

What? Yeah. You don't think there's gonna be a shootout between Kyler and fucking? I don't think the cardinals are that good. So then why don't we bet on the Jets? Because I think the Cardinals are that good so then why don't we bet on the Jets because I think the Cardinals are good enough yeah let's go Jets go Jets oh it's gonna wind up it's gonna be in the Cardinals and it's gonna end up being under I mean under I like that under

alright I'll go I'll go the under no no Jets alright the under sucks though especially in this game. Yeah. That's definitely going to go over. All right. All right. All right. Don't bet the under then.

Don't go. This game alone. Now go jets money. We just leave this game alone. Now I'm doubling down jets money line jets. I mean they're they're a one point favorite. So money line. Yeah, I guess.

So money about the same. Where is that game? Cardinals. All right. I like it. Yeah. Go jets money line. Eagles at Cowboys. So Moneyline? Yeah, I guess. It's about the same. Where is that game? Cardinals. I like it. Yeah, Go Jets, Moneyline. Eagles at Cowboys. Eagles to cover.

What's this, Brad? Seven. Cover. Cowboys suck. And the Eagles are better than the Vikings. Lions at Texans. That's the night game. Lions. Minus three and a half. Lions minus three and a half. I love it. What's the over under 49? Yeah, smack it. Both of them run it up.

49 is a lot of points and also the Texans don't have any of their receivers right now. Okay, I'll take it I'll take that part off. All right. What's the Monday game? Dolphins at Rams It's gonna be the Rams it's gotta be the Rams Maybe we'll cash out Rams if we've made it to Monday, maybe we'll All right, what are our odds for 15 bucks? It's plus 339,743.

All right, what does it mean? What if you put 15 in, how much are we getting paid? 15, we would pay out 50,000. 50? Yeah. Holy shit, what do do? We do we do something wrong? It's usually never that high Usually it's like 13 games out a thousand we picked every game Yeah hammer it you guys want 15 on it 15 15 15 15 you're gonna put 45 on it or that'd be 60 60 60 we'll win 200,000 fuck I don't see a world where this I mean I don't see a world where it loses

to be honest I'm putting a hundred on it. Yeah, fuck it. Is that even gonna let you put a hundred on it? A hundred with 339,000. But you guys are all in for 15. All right. Or what? We're all in for 25. Yeah, we're all going for 25. That's a hell of a bet.

I don't see, this might be the last episode of the podcast, honestly. Yeah. We might be taking a little bit of a break after this one. All right, bets in. 13 pick parlay, plus 339,000. What are we picking? Were you lying to me about the odds or something?

No, you can look at it if you want. 13 picks for plus 300,000 is insane. There's really no under, we don't have anything that's plus anything. It's all minus like a hundred. We're sharp, dude. This could be our week. This could be our ticket out of here. Yeah.

This could be our raise. And then we'll put through- we'll put the $300,000 on the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl, double our money. Yeah. We'll put it on black. Yeah. Or red if it's the Chiefs. We'll take the train to- we'll take the train to Jersey, put it on black. Yeah. Well, red if it's the key. We'll take the train to Jersey, hammer it on the online roulette.

Go to the online roulette and like the bathroom of the train. We don't even pay for our train ticket. Just lock ourselves in the bathroom, get to Jersey, do the online roulette. Just hammer it on the path. Lose everything on the path and then just get on another train back get busted for trying to not pay for the train imagine that train ride back on the path after losing $300,000. It would be kind of funny though because it wouldn't even be like we didn't we never really had the money it's like we already like we just lost it's not like we

it's not like we just deposited $300,000 and get it all. Yeah, we would just lose a hundred bucks. Yeah, yeah. We would just continue life as normal. Yeah, like when Hubs lost that Yankees bet, that was a $50,000 bet. Yeah, that was, we would think it was 40K. Yeah, 40K. That's so crazy.

And he just had to be like, whoa, and it was on that Grand Slam. Yeah. How shitty was that? It'sastating. That's so shitty. He handled it like much more of an adult than I would have. I think it's because it's not. It's one thing if you if you deposit forty thousand dollars and you lose. It's another thing if you if you win forty thousand dollars

and then you bet that and you lose. But it still feels nasty. Yeah. He still could have had forty thousand dollars. Well, no, because he had to win the bet to get the money. Right. Yeah. Yeah. And then he would have had $40,000 if you won that bet. I wouldn't have done it on a close game Yeah, I would have done it on a game that won. I would have done it on a sport that it's not It could go either way. I would have done it on like a hockey game That was like with a team that was like minus 400. Oh

Easy winner. Yeah, but then you only win like a 10,000. You don't win the 40,000. Oh, you don't win the 40,000? No, you win the 10,000. You win your winnings. You only win your winnings. Yeah. Still would have done that.

Still definitely would have done that. Wouldn't have bet on the Yankees, game one. Then I would have taken the 10,000 that I won and put it on the Chiefs. Yeah, yeah. Dude, the Chiefs right now, that's like investing in like a Roth IRA. Your money will slowly compound year to year. I don't think I'm, am I allowed to say that?

That might've been a no-no. No, it's fun. I mean, it depends on what people's implications and understandings of Roth IRAs are. Yeah, that's true. We would need to get Nate in here to talk about it. Yeah, that is true. We'd have to. We would need to get Nate in here to talk about it. Yeah that is true. We'd have to. We'd have to get Nate in here. The dog, the dog still in charge. Honestly no one's in this office more than me and you. I know.

We fucking grind in here. It is pretty late it's like 6 p.m. I know because we grind. We should go I've been taking pictures whenever no one's in the office. Yeah. I'm grinding. What happened? Why did they remove your song? Your ZBD? That wasn't mine. Bro, we saw your name on the Spotify credits. Don't be foolish now. What are you talking about?

Your diss track, bro. That was not mine. That was Dave and Josh. That was Dave and Josh track bro. That was not mine. That was Dave and Josh. Sure. That was Dave and Josh bro. And if you try to get me to fuck up this NDA. And Gilly never wrote for Wayne. When I first found Dave and Josh on the wobbity wobbity flow. They're not fucking up my NDAs bro.

I didn't know you signed one. Come on bro. Shit I forgot. I knew that shit was in your DNA. Bars. That's a bar from the song. It is? Yes.

Really? I think it was in Josh's verse. Yeah you probably wrote it then. I wrote Josh's verse yeah. I used chat GBT. Chat NDA. Yeah I don't know why. I don't know why they took down Dave and Josh's song that I wasn't involved with. But I'm happy for them though that they got some fucking

bars off. It was a great song. It's been stuck in my head all day. I don't really remember it right now. Say some of it. I just did the NDNA DNA. NDNA, mRNA. MDMA. The MDA vaccine.

M-D-M-A vaccine. That whole shit, bro. The vaccine shit. What was going on in Philly last night? I heard that there was some voter fraud going down. Yeah. Trump said they were sending law enforcement. Stop the count.

The local DA, did you see his message before the election? He was like, don't F with us. If you come around here and F with us and try to F around with this election, don't F with us. Is that a big thing? Oh, because Pennsylvania is such a big state. I think it's because the, I don't know. But he was like, if any malicious try to come down here,

in the back of my head, I'm thinking, what he's doing right now is illegal, because we are allowed to per our founding fathers have a well armed militia. That's part of what it's all about. Charleston White told us that if you call your gang a militia then they can't disband you because it's constitutionally protected to have a militia. Interesting. Are you a New York citizen? I don't know. Or are you, like do you have like a New York license. Are you a New York citizen? I don't know. Or are you, like do you have like a New York license

or do you have like a Philly license? Pennsylvania. You have Pennsylvania license? So I could have did some voter fraud. Did you vote? Of course. Did you, so you voted for Pennsylvania? No, no.

Now? I voted in New York. Well, I voted in both. I was gonna say, it's gotta feel pretty bad ass. Like voting in Pennsylvania must feel way cooler than it's got to feel pretty badass. Like voting in Pennsylvania must feel way cooler than it is like voting in New York or Massachusetts. Voting in New York or Massachusetts, you're just standing in line for no reason. Just to ride the line. Yeah, but like Pennsylvania it's like

this actually matters. Yeah, Pennsylvania everybody's fucking well taken care of in the line. And Georgia. And Michigan. And Michigan and North Carolina. And Virginia. And Virginia Virginia and Virginia if we want to just list swings I didn't know Virginia was a swing state until last night yeah the clips I'd expect it to be blue what What was so funny about that? You said it in the look on your face afterwards. I know, I'm busting balls. Hang on guys, let's take a second and talk about Harry's. And I'm not talking about Harry, my friend right here, and his ham smelling butt. But actually I'm talking about Harry's, the fine, fine, fine products that will make you a little bit cleaner and make you smell

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Huh? Oh, we didn't talk about your bike video. Dude, the amount of people that hit me up and they were like, dude, you're supposed to ride the bike. Yeah, I was being a good citizen and I was not biking into the, there's a direction. In New York City, there's bike lanes. You're supposed to bike in the direction

that the lane is facing. There's an arrow and it says go this way so that all the traffic moves the same way. Most streets in New York City are one way streets. When I bike to the office, I bike to 26th, and then I walk the bike to 27th, and I park the bike there. Why don't you just give up your social security number, bro,

if you're gonna tell us exactly where you're fucking parking your city bike, bro. I don't give a shit if people know where I park my city bike. There's probably people that listen to the podcast who have used the same city bike as me. Yeah, it's probably smell like your ham hair. Yeah, probably my ham ass. My ass probably smells like ham.

I don't know about my hair. Yeah, your ass does smell like ham. But yeah, people keep on hitting me up about it. And then like a lot of people, I didn't watch the full video. And I don't even really know what the video was about. I guess it was about like security during the election. And I don't even really know what the video was about. I guess it was about security during the election and people were replying, being like,

fucking liberal pussy. And I was like, they thought I was just clipping out a random CBS clip and posting it on my Instagram story. Not that you were the subject of it. Not that I was in the video. Do you remember as they shot it? I remember exactly. There was a big black dude standing with a camera.

Jesus Christ. But I always see that and I always just assume it's nothing. So I just like walked by. Yeah. Because that's his first amendment protected activity. Yeah. You're allowed to film in public. You can film anything the eye can see.

Yeah. They can't trespass your eyes. Exactly. What's your badge number? They need reasonable articulable suspicion of a crime. Yeah. Exactly. Is suspicious a misdemeanor or a felony?

Exactly. That kind of shit. And so when, who sent you the clip? How did you know that it was? Some dude who works for CBS. Really? Some editor. He was like, dude, I was just editing footage

and I just, I think that's what he said. I don't want to like get him in trouble, but. Yeah, I'm sure this would get him in trouble. Well, cause he was like. Election interference. Let me see if he said what he said. trouble. But yeah, I'm sure this would get him in trouble. Well, cause he was like election interference. Let me see if he said what he said. Yeah, he works at a news station. TBS. And he said you disappeared in 1.5 seconds of sidewalk B roll in a story. I think this could be huge for you. I was pretty, I was like, can I, can you send me it? And then he sent me

it and then he was like, I could also send you the raw footage, but I think I might get in trouble for that. And I was like, yeah, don't do that. Well, what would the difference of the raw footage be? He's just giving me B roll that CBS owns. Yeah. But like, what would, what would it look like? It would be out of context and just would look like you walking down the street. I guess that's true. Yeah. I guess there's really no need for me to have the raw B roll.

What would you benefit from that? I was mean mugged in the photo, in the video too. See how pissed I looked. You were New York businessman. And everyone was like, was this after the bike crash? A lot of people were asking that too. Yeah, you're just taking your bike for a walk. Yeah.

You just take your bike out at 27th street and walk it down to 22nd Street and re-dock it. A lot of people being like, you're spending all that money on bikes. You're supposed to ride them. That's probably why you were so sore after your six mile walk yesterday. Because I was walking a bike the whole way. Walked a bike the entire time. That'll be so fucking impressive. It's probably hard. Yeah. I walked the bike the entire time.

That'll be so fucking impressive. It's probably hard. Yeah. You think you could stand for 48 hours for a hundred million dollars? Yes, absolutely. Like you're two feet planted in one place. No. No?

No. Not for a hundred million dollars? I would have to squat. Dude, if I stand still for 15 minutes, like if I go to like a, if I go like on a tour at like a museum, you'll see me squatting in the back of the crowd. Is that an Asian guy over there?

Yeah, I need to stretch my knees. Yeah, I feel that. But for a hundred million dollars, you get unlimited knee stretches in. That is true. It would be hard though. Standing is so hard. It is.

Standing burns a lot of calories. Yeah, dude. I mean walking burns a lot of calories. I mean you should have seen my Fitbit yesterday off the fucking, oh yeah, rocking the bit again as well. What? Yep. Let me get one.

Shit's turning around in my life, brother. I know. I've been so proud of you getting on the straight and narrow. Or I should say the gay and narrow for you. Come on now. No, seriously. No need to be rude. No, no, seriously.

Jason Kelsey said we're saying it again. Yeah, we're allowed to say gay again. Those tweets. I mean, dude, how much of a loser do you have to be like, guess what? Trump's back in office. We're allowed to say gay and retard again. It's like, dude, that's, it's not funny when you guys do it like it was it's funny when you're not supposed to say it And it's also not funny in that context. Yeah, no not at all. It's like it makes the whole thing not fun

Yeah, it's funny when Shane Gillis says it on stage. That's when it's funny and then most other scenarios now They're ruining it for him. Yeah now he probably can't even say it It's not funny when there's like just dudes on Twitter who like I called someone in my office a retard today. I called my baby a gay retard. Yeah. This is my new baby and then the birth certificate just says like gay retard. Nine. What's the date? 11, 11, 6, 24. We're saying retard. We're naming our kids. Sorry Libs. We're naming our kids. Sorry Libs. Does this one piss you off?

Now I'll have to say it every day. Now I'll make my liberal blue haired teacher call my kid a gay retard. Checkmate. What's the matter? I'm not allowed to call my child by his name. Oh sorry, they them's name. Oh my God. Checkmating.

Checkmating. Nothing like checkmating. Nothing like it. I think it'll quiet down though I think everything's gonna quiet down Same I also don't even know I gotta get a whole new hobby I know cuz I can't shitpost anymore. Have you been shitposting? Oh my god, bro Relentlessly shitposting burn Yeah? You got some burners? I have burners, I have meme factories, I rip memes, I flip memes, I dip memes, I skip memes sometimes, then I come back to them.

I gotta get back into meme flipping. You could. I mean, you could be great at it. But also, the internet might have passed you by. That's true. I'm having a hard... Well, actually, no. I took one of those brain rot exams on Instagram Reels the other day.

I went five for six. What was it? Just, I took one of those brain rot exams on Instagram reels the other day, I went five for six. What was it? Just, they just give you like brain rot. They just say like skibbity toilet. Yeah, they say like which came first, Kwandan Dingle or some other shit, and then I like knew all of them. Are you familiar with Kwandan Dingle

of the TikTok Riz Party? Do you guys know what I'm talking about? Oh my God, dude. I almost spit out that coke. That was so hard. Do you know Quan Don Dingle? That would have hurt me so bad to swallow that, that Diet Coke, that sweet Diet Coke while I was laughing like that.

What's Quan Don Dingle? There's a, I was laughing like that. What's Kwon Dandingo? There's a, there was this like party, there's this like middle school party that happened where I guess they had like a film crew there and they filmed a group of these dudes singing that song that's like, I'll do the impossible. Go, go, go, go. And it's like five sweaty teenage boys. And just like, it was like cringey. Honor roll. Yeah, it was like, and they're looking right at the camera, like wrapping into the camera, and they're covered in sweat,

and they're wearing dress shirts, because they're at a formal dance for school. And people just dissected it. It's like still, I still get tweets all the time, and they'll be like, the big dude in the crew, they refer to him as the alpha and then like Quan Don Dingle is this like Indian bro who's like doing that he's doing the uh the floss dance and there's like so many so many posts of him doing it and then there's like yeah I don't know people just like dissected the video a ton but I gotta look up Quan Don Dingle I got a look up Kwon Don Dingle. I Think that's his name Kwon Don Dingle songs Kwon Don Dingle meme

Yeah, Turkish Kwon Don Dingle So did you get it right on this? Yeah, they asked what came first, Quandon Dingle or, oh wait, no. Quandale Dingle? Quandale Dingle and it's, you gotta do Turkish, I think. What the fuck? Quandorondo on Quandale Dingle had to be related somehow. I guess, yeah. How to become Riz Master with Turkish Quandale Dingle.

Oh, he's not flossing. He's doing the Lil Uzi I Just Wanna Rock. I think he switches it up a lot. He started his redemption arc as well. On the second side of the band, he shows the group leader with his moves. He's more comfortable being in the front now. However, Kwandale is not the highlight of this clip. Instead, it's the kid behind him trying to fit in. The third shows Kwandale further back in the crowd

while the group leader stays at the front. However, it's important to note that while he may be... Oh my God, this goes on for so long. Yeah. And there's like, I would do, if they put out like a Netflix documentary about it with that voice narrating it, I would watch the whole thing. Yeah.

It's amazing. With the intense ass music, just zooming in on Quandale Dingle. Yeah. It's got to be crazy to be Quandale Dingle. And like, you just got to go to school every day and everyone's in on Quandale Dingle. Yeah. What else is there? It's gotta be crazy to be Quandale Dingle, and you just gotta go to school every day and everyone's like, Quandale. You know they just call him Quandale now. Or Dingle. Or Dingle.

Which is even worse. Dingle's worse. Quandale, it's like, his Indian parents are probably like, why are they calling you Quandale? And he's probably excited about it because it's a nice black man's name. Yeah. But Dingle. Dingle's a rough one. That sounds Dangle a nasty like a white drill sergeant yeah the Alphas gotta be pretty pumped though did they show the Alpha yeah the Alpha the Alpha was doing like

I think he did the Pat McAfee show he did he was doing a bunch of interviews after oh my god no I don't think he actually didn't do the Pat McAfee show but he was he was doing a lot of interviews after oh my god No, I don't think he actually didn't do the Pat McAfee show But I believe that he was doing a lot of interviews I was gonna be so embarrassed I didn't know that Quandale Dingle's alpha had already done the Pat McAfee show I was literally gonna feel like Francis whenever we talk about something that happened on front page news I know dude Frank Francis did when Francis claims that he doesn't know ball it enrages me cuz I know he watches ball Yeah, he doesn't want ball it enrages me because I know he watches ball. Yeah. He

doesn't want to talk about it. I think he's trying to like maintain this like mysterious attitude where he like I don't watch football. Yeah he like opens up a book but like cuts a hole in the book so he can look through it and fucking watch ball. Just peeking over the top of the book. Yeah. Staring a martini but looking in the reflection so he could see the fourth quarter of the Panthers-Falcons game. As the Panthers covered the spread. Yes. But his high society friends won't recognize him. I know. As a ball watcher. What do we, our first pick was the was the Bengals to cover. Yes. Okay. So that'll be a good one. That comes, and this comes out tomorrow. If Bengals cover, we cash out. You think? No, it's life changing money.

But I mean, dude, you put a hundred bucks down. I mean, if we get to like 50% of hit and the payouts like 150 grand. I've got cash out of anything. You never cash out. I don't cash out, but for this one, I mean, one of the chances of us hitting where $33,000 a pop is gonna be how much ahead?

I mean, dude, I hit a 12 leg parlay. $33,000 a pop is going to be how much ahead? I mean, dude, I hit a 12-leg parlay. $80,000 each. That's crazy. It's literally a salary. That's my whole salary. Don't try and fit in with us, brother. That's all of our whole salaries. That is not your salary?

That's each one of our whole salaries. That's your bonus. I have a freaking freaking wish bro. What else was on the brain rock quiz? Quindale Dingle? Where, what state did, what state did baby Uh, baby Gronk Riz up Lizzy Donnin. Louisiana. Ohio, bro. Please. Please. Everyone knows that, that no, I think Livy Riz up baby Gronk in Ohio.

Baby Gronk might Riz up Lizzy in, in Louisiana. At LSU. Yeah, you might be right about that. I don't fucking know. I don't really know either. Sounds like you do. Sounds like you're tapped in. I know to an extent. I don't really know either. Sounds like you do. Sounds like you're tapped in. I know to an extent.

I know exactly. Well you said you got five out of six on this. I went five for six. What didn't you get? I don't remember. It was some shit I'd never heard of. You must have gone back to study. I was bummed that I didn't get them all.

83% is basically a C. Yeah. It's not a good end, not a good results. Yeah, but there's not enough wiggle room for you to, I mean there's no A in there unless you get it perfect. Yeah, that is true. We need to find, we need longer brain rot quizzes. Yeah, we need like a Kahoot.

You don't know, do you know what Kahoot is? No. You guys use Kahoot? Yeah, there's like, Kahoot was always the best. In school, there was like, it would be like Jeopardy kind of, but like we'd all be like, we have to like pull out our laptops in high school and they'd be like open up

Kahoot and then there's like the teacher has like a code and you have to like enter it in and then you pretty much just like, it's like Jeopardy, like you just play, but like everyone has to answer on their laptop. And then like the winner is projected on the projector. We're about to see this on the Yak next week. Absolutely. I was shocked that they haven't done it. That they don't have Kahoot up. It was great, but like then some kid would make his username like fucking... Quandon Dingle. Quandale Dingle fucked the teacher,

whatever the teacher's name is. Yeah. Like they'd make it something like terrible and then the teacher would be like, all right, laptop's down. We're not, we just won't play, we'll read instead. We'll read. That would happen.

That would happen all the time. Couldn't you one by one figure out who did it? No, cuz it would just be like you heard it would be like 30 people in the class Yeah, but one by one you could be like, okay, whose username is this? I Think people would just like they'd just log in as another as their name or would they be like I am Spartacus I am Kwan Dale. Yeah. Yeah, we throw in the jerseys down. I am Fuck the teacher. Everybodying the jerseys down. I am Kwan Dale, Dingle Fuck the Teacher. Everybody just stands up and show solidarity.

Much respect to Kwan Dale, Dingle Fuck the Teacher. I'd kill to be back in that. Just banging out cahoots in school. It was so fun. We gotta get back on cahoots. It was never fun when you would lose though. Like when you'd be like the loser of the class. They would broadcast that?

It would be the whole, all the results of like every single ranking. That's like coming last in a Peloton. Yeah, but a lot of people would, like there would be a lot of ties, so it would be like 15 people would like tie for last. That's like coming last in an Orange Theory class. Yeah.

Yeah, I gotta get on the Peloton, I've never done that, but yeah. It sounds fun as hell. Does it though? It sounds fun as hell if you're someone who's like already in really good shape Did you have you ever seen when like JJ watt is on it? And he's like burns like eight thousand calories

And then he'll come in like sixth in the class out of like 30 people really and he's like who are the five people that? Are you harder than me? I'm a pro athlete, and I just burned like unlimited calories. I burn my body weight It's probably people that are actual bikers. But there's that many bikers in fucking Peloton classes? The real bikers aren't even outside anymore. Definitely not the real. Real bikers are walking their bikes. Yeah, exactly.

Now the real bikers definitely have, they definitely have that shit. Have you ever seen those like at home, like stationary bikes, but it's an actual bike. Fixed wheel or whatever. Yeah, and it's on the thing that you're actually biking. Yes. That shit's sick.

That's sick. That's definitely what they're using. That's the real bikers. Yeah. None of this palaton bullshit. None of this hot instructor fucking sexualizing herself so you can try and bike harder. I also can't really get in.

Maybe retain some semen. I know, seriously. You know what? I can't get into the fucking, the screen the screen with a like, take a deep breath and take a, take a big breath of that fresh New Zealand air. And you're like, I'm in a Marriott right now. I'm looking at a wall. I'm looking at a concrete wall.

What are you talking about? I'm having a hard time believing that I'm in New Zealand right now. There's a mom letting her kid play with the bouncy ball. Yeah. It's a soccer ball. Yeah. And he just kicked it into my back five times. I don't feel like I'm in Auckland.

Have I told that story about when I was in Providence, Rhode Island, and I worked out at the hotel gym and they had a Peloton and I did it, but the Peloton looks out to the pool where all of the kids are swimming. I guess you don't need the wifi. So I guess I'm not gonna need the wifi. I know, but it's, but dude, I'm literally just I'm just like biking

away like out of breath just staring at these kids like cannonballing into the pool as this fucking thing plays out loud being like take a deep breath of that fresh New Zealand air. That's amazing. That's so fucking funny. You're not fooling me. I mean I guess a pool is better than some of these gyms are in the fucking basement. Yeah, it was. I mean it's in the basement. Oh, is it an indoor gym or indoor pool? Indoor pool. That's fucking brutal.

Devastating. Yeah, it's rough. But I think we got a winner on our hands. That bet? Yeah, I think so. We're going to be just fine. How about us adding Francis to the top billing and then him just refusing to come in? I asked him if he wanted to do remote today,

but he said that he's too busy. He was at Dave's house. Yeah, why is he at Dave's house? I think they were just hanging. They're just hanging. I think that he was pretending to not like bets while making his new old-fashioned recipe, while making Negron's for Dave on his deck

Pretending that he is not actually a fucking absolute shark has Dave tweeted all about the election Yes, I haven't seen I haven't seen dude because you don't see shit that you follow anymore on Twitter Yeah, now the top thing is just Some random Elon tweet. Yeah, or like quotes from Elon on Rogan. Yeah. It's all I get. He's just pushing himself, which I respect. That's like you on the Peloton. It is like me on the Peloton. You push yourself hard or so. Where we at on time? We're good right? Yeah we're probably good. Definitely good. So I have to move my Minneapolis dates to January 9th

perfect Bloomington because What? Can't it's Tomorrow or I guess it's today the day this comes out I will not be there because my mind has decided to attack me That's what happened over and over and beat me down To the point that I am having panic attacks every single day. So I have to reschedule that a little too much transparency for them for my taste.

I don't want to go into a whole thing, but yeah, I am not going to be there this weekend. Unfortunately, my mind's telling me no. It has been a not a good week for me, but my body. My body. My body is also telling me no. My body is telling me no. My mind and my body are telling me to not leave my apartment right now. Is it a wonder that you're even here on a site? I texted you. I said you want to do remote and you said get your ass into the office. You said we can. Now I definitely should have left. I'm happy I left my apartment. It's always good to like take a step I'm only at

4,000 steps today, so I'm gonna have to get 6,000 before I go home. I don't want to hurt nobody This is my life now But I got something I must go All right, and he's singing for No, not in the mood too depressed. I'm on the beta blockers right now and they're not working at all You think it's probably why you've been ignoring me the whole time. Have I been ignoring you? No as a beta Very funny joke to Kwon Do Rondo joke Yeah, I got prescribed beta blockers, which I guess just make it so your heart rate can't spike

But I think I'm pretty confident that I can break through it. What's your resting heart rate? Dude, right now, right now I'm at 70. But like I took them last night. I was at like, dude, I was getting into the fifties. I was like, I might need to take less of this. Really? Yeah, it's literally it's just low blood pressure medicine.

And you're just taking it at all times? Well, they said I could take it before I do shit before I have like. I'm at 51 right now. Really? Yeah. That's crazy. So I'm 70. I'm 70 with beta blockers. I was on stage on Friday and I'm pretty sure I reached 300. I just hit a 50 natty. That's like unhealthy. No, it's not. 50? That's healthy.

That's a healthy heart. But like 50 is like when I'm asleep. Yeah, I'm a calm guy. That's crazy. I need you to inject some of that into me. Maybe we can do like a fucking blood transfusion or something. A fecal transplant. Yeah. I need to shit into some of that into me. Maybe we can do like a fucking blood transfusion or something. A fecal transplant. Yeah.

I need to shit into your ham ass. Yeah. My ham ass. What are you going to get into this weekend? I got to, my nephew's getting baptized. So I'll probably do church down in PA this weekend. Hell yeah. Yeah, getting mobile.

Yeah, I got to get mobile, see what other pastors are talking about. It's good. It's always good to hear different. Pop punk in Ole Miss this weekend as well. Oh, really? Oh, shit. It's a big game that weekend too, right?

Yeah. This weekend? Or is it like Brandon and all them going down for college game day? Yeah. Portnoy's presence is going to be at the show. That's sick. Probably have him sing his new John Church's song.

I don't know if you need any beta blockers, bro. Because you're up. Might get a little nervous for that one. If I took a beta blocker, my heart rate would be at zero. Yeah, it doesn't really do much. I guess it just makes it, because when I have panic attacks, it's all physical. So like my hands go numb and then I get really sweaty

and then I get tunnel vision and then I freak out completely. And I guess it makes it so that you don't feel the physical symptoms of anxiety. And it's just happening in your mind. And it just happens in your mind instead. Interesting. And are you sure you don't want to go to Minneapolis or wherever the fuck this weekend? I had a panic attack Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. You're on a streak?

Yeah. Have you had one today? No. And I didn't have one yesterday. Or wait, it was one today? No. And I didn't have one yesterday. Or wait, it was yesterday Tuesday? Yeah. I didn't have one yesterday. So Friday, Saturday, Monday. Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. So you had a little long weekend of panic attacks. I had a long weekend, which it's, you know, what can you do? A holiday. Yeah. The opposite of a holiday. Well, I have like a panic disorder. So when I get one, then they just start stacking. Yeah. And then you just can't get out of the cycle

until you up your medicine and start walking six miles a day. Is that what it's gonna take? A bunch of walking? It's gonna take a bunch of walking. And I went to the doctor today. I went in with a fucking grocery list of medicine. They didn't give me any of the goodies.

I was going in Valium, Xanax, Ativan, throw some OxyCon in there for all I care. I'll get you some. Yeah, yeah, I might get you up later. We should go to Mexico just us guys. They didn't give me any of it. Really? They only gave me, they upped my Zoloft prescription

and they gave me beta blockers. Zoloft will do it though. No. It's not enough? Eh, it'll be fine. I'll be alright. What do you need from the from the people? Nothing. Space, caring, understanding? No, I don't I don't need anything. I do feel bad about canceling Bloomington. I didn't I didn't want to do that at all but... You didn't want to do Bloomington at

all? No, I did I did want to do Bloomington. I didn't want to cancel it at all but I thought that I was gonna feel a lot better by now so I didn't want to cancel it at all, but I thought that I was gonna feel a lot better by now So I didn't cancel it this week, and then I don't it's interesting how clinically you can look at your panic attacks Yeah, probably cuz I'm on beta blockers right now You're gonna be like that I talk about that on the fucking show No, I just don't want people to think that I I wanted to explain it I want people to think that I'm just bailing last minute because I feel like I don't really cancel road dates that often. Unlike some of us.

Yeah, that's not what you told me. You told me that you were fucking sick about the election. No, I was also worried about that. I was also, cause I texted my manager and he actually ended up not saying that. I thought he was going to be like, like, what the election got to you. I didn't feel a single thing from the other. I wasn't like laying in bed being like,

Trump won again. So, just my mind. Just some grace from the people, that's all we ask. Where is my mind? See, now you're singing. Yeah. What's that? What song is that?

The Pixies, I think, right? Oh, nice. Is that the, who sings that song? Isn't it? Maybe you're the one. Pixies, yeah. That lady. Shouldn't have, you know, second guess myself.

Yeah. Cause you're smart. Cause you've been doing enough of the whatever. I'm too smart. Yeah. That's why my mind starts to attack me. Right. Cause your mind's going a million miles a minute. Honestly, maybe that's what's, maybe that's what you need to separate from the jewel. Brother. I've cut out. If I'm not, I'm two days, no coffee, no caffeine at all. Just water. You know how boring that is? It's terrible.

It's disgusting. You wake up in the morning. You start resenting water. Like I said, I'm showering and I'm like, get this shit off of me. Someone blow some Joule on me. Yeah. Can we install some cold brew into my pipe

so I can get showered in some caffeine? A lot of people have said, maybe it's the jewel. They're fools. With two U's. With two U's. It could be the jewel, but I don't think it is. F-U-U-L. I think it's, uh, I think it's, uh, not moving my body enough and eating like dog shit.

Yeah. Didn't Trump say like, uh, that's how you beat depression. He's like, get busy. Yeah, it is. The devil's the idle mind is the devil's playground bro. Trouble. Yeah. That's from, uh, the music man. You want to take that? Nope. It's the devil calling. Oh, it's Bo. Yeah. Take it. Now, when you tell people that you're having panic attacks, everyone calls you just to make sure that you haven't killed yourself every like 15 minutes. What's up, bro? What are you doing?

Let me get a surrounding shot of where you are right now. Is that a pad on that wall behind you? No? Do me a favor, unscrew your scissors. Separate the two of them and throw one of them out your front window and one of them out your back window. Videotape yourself throwing out all the sharp objects in your house. Do me a favor, I just sent you a belt sander.

Make sure there's no corners on even your cabinets. I don't even want you to be able to spike your head off. I got a guy coming by to take your shoelaces from all your shoes. We're just gonna get you in some Velcros for the time being. We're gonna just wrap you up in a cocoon so you can't pre-rip your sheets into a noose.

There's the least that we could do for you, brother. The straight jacket's because we just think you're a straight guy. You're just straight. All right. All right. All right. Well, we will see you guys on Monday. Goodbye.

Or Tuesday, goodbye. Where is my mind? Close was over I was only falling one way Till you came around I was only falling one way I was only falling one way Days were drifting For, for was I So, so then you listen Now, I come alive

I was only falling one way Fetish to your eye Did you realize No one can take me alive I was only falling one way See you just a distant light Feel the fast movement of light Call it just a memory Take my hand and you can see I'm Oh Finished to your end Did you realize

No one could take me alive