Son of a Boy Dad - New Jacket | Son of a Boy Dad #247

Episode Date: October 31, 2024

New Jacket | Son of a Boy Dad #247 -- Adam Ferrone, Harry Settel & Francis Ellis chat -- Ad: Head to https://DrinkCann.com and use code SON30 for 30% off your order of Cann and get free shipping. -- Follow us on our socials: https://linktr.ee/sonofaboydad -- Merch: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/son-of-a-boy-dad -- SUBSCRIBE TO THE YOUTUBE #SonOfABoyDad #BarstoolSportsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Back in the saddle. Are we good to go? All right. All right, we good to go? All right. All righty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is October 30th and we are here live from HQ3. All Hallows Eve Eve. Halloween's Eve. Halloween's Eve Eve. Are you guys going to get up to any trouble tonight? Oh, it's Mischief night tonight. Yeah, this is the night to get into trouble. I was thinking about some lewd conduct maybe. Something like or grand larceny,

but probably something lewd. I've got a couple of murders on my mind for the night of mischief. Whom? Random acts or you have targets? A little bit of this, a little bit of that. People who did naughty things before in their life, like in Dexter or people that you personally hate? Haven't decided. You willy nilly ass murderer. You're fucking thinking like a murderer,

but Francis is dressed like a killer. Look at this fucking jacket. Look at that collar pop. Yeah, why do you have that on? It's new. You got another court case you got to go to? Gaslighting the cop. I wanted to, I'm so excited about it that I have to wear it.

How much was it? How many bands did that cost you? I'm not excited about it that I have to wear it. How much was it? How many bands did that cost you? I'm not going to tell you what it cost. Brother. The comment section will have it. The MSRP on that thing, stat, and I bet it's the GDP of a small business. It was expensive. It was 56.

It was expensive. It's from a French company that is called Hermes. Do you know Hermes. Do you know Hermes? I'm not familiar. They call him Harry Hermes. Yeah, they call you Airball. Airball.

Air-mez, you don't pronounce the H. Oh, fuck. So it's Airball. Airy-set-air. Airy-settle, yeah. Air Jordan. It looks fucking great. Ity settle, yeah. Air Jordan. It looks fucking great. It looks expensive as hell.

Let's guess what it costs. I think $3,000. Yeah, I'm going to go $2,500. I made a purchase as well today. Not quite as expensive as your $3,000 jacket, but. I mean, you're not even close. Really? It's $8,000? No, less mean it's you're not even close. Really? Is it 8,000? Oh, okay. Good. I thought you were gonna say it was like 10. Less than eight, but way more than three.

Oh really? That's ridiculous. I know. I know. Listen, this was- Well now I understand why you're wearing it. You gotta wear that thing every day. Exactly. Wear that thing in a haunt. It's at 75 degrees outside right now. You know what I'm going to do? Here's the thing. I bought it like probably a month ago, maybe a month, maybe two months ago. And I've been waiting for it to get cold enough for me

to justify wearing it. And it's not even yet. It won't. You jumped the gun. So finally I said, I can't do this anymore. I have to start wearing the coat because of how expensive it was. Yeah, you might have to move up North. Like winter isn't- You literally might have to relocate your life.

To justify the coat. To have the coat. That's right. That's right. I saw Francis in the gym this morning with some lululemon shorts on and just the coat. Because he wanted to put on over it. He just wanted to wear it. He was on the squat rack. Overhead presses are hard. Howling this 80% wool, 20% polyamide. There's room to grow into it, but you couldn't even tell if you had the arm definition because the arms are so naturally structured. You could tell the quality of the fabric. Oh yeah.

Well, let's just read some stats here. Oh, you've got stats. That's always nice when your jacket comes with a stat sheet. When it comes with pink slips. When it comes with a deed. What the fuck's that? It's probably illegal to set on fire. It says, made in Italy, assembled in the Google offices of Menlo Park, California.

Wow. I didn't know they had Google offices. They had a tailor in the Google office? What's the app? I meant to say Apple. Yeah. I mean, I took this off of a mannequin. It was wearing it.

Oh really? It was the last one. The other two that they were allocated had been sold. When did you, where were you when you bought it? I was in a very dark place. No, but physically. Physically where were you? Oh. Oh, so you bought it in America. I was going through hell. I was in hell when I bought it. You bought it in America. I bought it on the Upper East Side at Hermes. Oh, that's when you told us a story about going to that fancy store in the Upper East

Side. I don't even remember telling the story. No, no, that was the Manolo Blahnik story. I bought shoes at Manolo and then I walked across the street. And you said you bought it because you felt like they didn't think that you could afford it. Did I say that? Yeah, you said something like that.

No, I bought it because I needed something to take my mind off of how sad I was. You ever do that? You ever think you're stuck in life? Yeah, occasionally I'll buy a candy bar. Yes. Something that's not going to financially ruin me. That's why you're dressed like you work for the Patriots children's team.

Look, I just got off the train from Boston. Is that a Sports Illustrated logo on the jacket? Pretty sick jacket. What is it? How many years of subscriptions do you need to have in order to earn that coat? 75. Yeah. No, that's one trip to L Train Vintage.

No, I got this on Depop last year. But they used to send it out for just like, you could just buy, but get like $12 worth of Sports Illustrated and they would send you that. Yeah. That's a classic piece. That's a great jacket. Good piece. I definitely had some Eagle Sports Illustrated jackets that I just threw out. I didn't make the investment. I didn't see the investment, like much like the coat. That's an investment. Your chocolate bar gets you how much enjoyment? Seven seconds. He just forgot about the last six months of his life. As soon as I put this on this morning, I thought things are going to be okay. When I take it off, I don't feel that way.

No, it's like the invisibility cloak in Harry Potter. Reverse though. Reverse. But the shirt and pants combo, that is more of a court outfit. Let's do a little full, because I got to take it off. I'm hot. There's so much of a difference in the way you're about to look with the jacket on and then to without it.

Well, because right now you look like the fucking, you look like Denzel and American Gangster when they're like, what's that? Where'd you get that? Who's that guy? What a background check on Ellis. Yeah. Why does he have that fucking jacket? But then you take it off. Then he throws it in the fire.

He throws it in the fire. You could throw it in the virtual fire over there. He takes it off and he looks like he works at Dunder Mifflin. You'll notice that he didn't just place the jacket down anywhere. He places it on his leather chair that he has in the corner. That's what we call a drape. A drape. A draped it. Drizzy drape. Drizzy drape.

So I mean it looks it looks presentable but it's you need to have the base layer so you can put the jacket on top of it. Did you try out a more casual base layer and you said this isn't cutting it and then you went full courthouse? What today? Yeah. Oh you're talking about this? Yeah. Under the coat. Like, what did you have this idea for that under the coat originally, or were you planning on just wearing the coat with something else on top? I don't think that's a coat that you can rock a t-shirt. You can't wear a t-shirt. I'll start a fire. Yeah, but you could wear like a sweater.

Yeah, but that's hot. It needs to be colder. It's hot. It's 75 degrees outside. What's the most casual thing that you could wear with that coat? You can, you can wear, you know, what cool people do is they'll wear yoga wear, athleisure wear under a coat like that. And that is cool. That's like what like NHL players do. I think Biz would do some slick shit like that. That's cool. I like that. That's a cool move. Wrench absolutely dangling, bud.

Yeah. Sweaties. Oh, he's got a hammer on him. Doesn't he? Be fully honest. Gray sweaties and the hammer's out. Have you worn it naked? No, no.

You haven't? That'd be the first thing I did. Throw that thing on in the full nude. Ski goggles, penis out. Yeah. Penis hanging. Uber eats immediately. Hair slick back, supreme headband.

Yeah. Ski goggles, peace dangling. No, not even ski goggles. Fucking the Apple VR headset. You just have your hands up. The Ray-Bans meta glasses. And you're just live streaming hands free of your penis in that coat. It's how I'd wear it.

If you spend that much on it, you could get a motorcycle. It's embarrassing how warm it is out because I was wearing it up and down the street today and I thought, God damn, I look weirdly like a homeless person. Now, but I would say Cause they can wear those coats in the summer. They wear them in the summer. Yeah. They run cold. I don't know how they turn their sweat glands off, but they do. Yeah, they run cold. Yeah.

Well, because the old homeless dudes used to wear three-piece suits and they'd be wearing a three-piece suit in like 300 degrees outside. They'll catch a chill in February and they carry it all the way into July. I don't know how they do that. It's impressive. Yeah. They're built for the outside and I think they do cauterize the sweat glands. If anyone knows men's fashion, I don't love my shoes, my shoe choices. I'm wearing sort of a work pant here with this cool corduroy shirt. The coat's obviously a home run. I

don't love the shoes. The shoes are a double play ball though. I'm wearing Vans. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to wear with the rest of this ensemble. Well, the coat's obviously a home run, so no need to comment on the coat. And obviously we have a very productive pant on. It's a worst kind of stuff. It's a steady, it's a blue, it's a single.

It's a single right up the middle. It's a pant that you would go and get dirty in. God help me if someone presents a soldering opportunity on the way home. Need to put on one of those fucking face masks with the UV lens and do some metal forging. What are you going to do with the shoe though? I don't know and I'm not thrilled about it. I can see you in some sambas. You know who told me that?

Some white sambas? You're not wrong about that. You're not wrong about that, the white sambas. Well, do you have a guy for him? Like how could he get so? I got a guy in Cleveland that could hook you up. But in a very specific size. I don't think they have any white sambas in Cleveland

anymore. I think they're all out of the white zombies. Why don't you go Stan Smith's? I just, I feel like I need something that's a little almost clunkier, chunkier. Polo makes a great white flat shoe like that. Yeah, but I, I know that the chunky shoe is kind of on the way out now. All those Balenciaga ridiculous shoes that they, people liked. So there's a big difference between a normal chunky shoe and then the chunkiest shoe ever made what's owed the polo one somewhat chunky the polo one is somewhat chunky like a similar chunk to rones shoe was he wearing

Jordans that right or donks or something what are those these are Jordans yeah um dunks who do you want to say? Jordan. I said Jordan's first. Why don't you get a nice pair of pandas? The panda dunks. That's a, sorry, that's kind of an inside ball joke. What are pandas? Pandas are the most hated shoe among the sneaker head community.

Every sneaker head community, they'll go up and go. Oh, the black and white dunks? Yeah. They'll be like, what's the worst shoe? And they go, pandas. Which honestly, I don't understand why. I just kind of went along with it. It shows how the sneakerhead community will not

think for themselves. They're like a very, very standard looking shoe. Basic girls wear them all the time. I actually don't dislike them at all. But if they do videos where they go up and they ask all these kids at the sneaker conventions and all of them say pandas. It's the runaway world.

Why can't they, like if there was a true like counterculture of the sneaker community, like people would hipster wear the pandas. Yeah. But they're all, everybody just hive minds to this is the worst shoe and this is the best shoe. What they need is they need like yay to make an appearance in the pandas. But he would never do that because he's an Adidas man. Yeah.

Is he? I thought he just settled the lawsuit. I think he's still in the throes of a lawsuit about calling them... He's all good with Adidas now. Oh, they're settled up? There's no more legal issues. What did he say about them? I don't know. Is it Jewish?

Something Jewish? Something with the Jews. Jewish type of thing? They have Jewish management or something? I don't follow those kinds of things. Jewish, Jews. Just Jews and Jews. I don't follow. those kinds of things. Juiced. Those kinds of things. Any time that... I actually have that as a keyword filter

in my Twitter and everything. If that comes up, I don't show it. Unless it's in all capitals with an exclamation point. In which case. Sign me the fuck up. What did you buy, Seth? Well, yeah, so we went, we had the Boston show last night, last show of the Out of Order running shows.

And then we took the train back this morning, long train. You took the train from Boston? From Boston, yeah. And I watched the Barry Sanders documentary on my phone. That's a pretty good one, I like that one. Great doc. Yeah, it's on Amazon, right? Yeah.

Yep. Phenomenal doc. What was the climax of it? I don't know. The doc? I guess when he ran for 2,000 yards in one season. It's hard to have a climax in a sports documentary when they don't win the championship.

Yeah, I agree. And they actually are pretty bad consistently. Well, the team was bad. The team was terrible. What was the? Barry Sanders is running for 2,000 yards in a season, and they're like 5 and 11. Yeah, that's brutal.

People just wouldn't pass the ball. That's why I don't love sports documentaries. I need to climax. I need to work towards something. I was just talking about, I was sitting next to fights, and I was saying that that's actually the only documentaries that I've been enjoying lately. I love them. I love I'm

having a very hard time getting into like the true crime docs or even like even the sports documentaries where it's like a sports doc like the untolds aren't even really doing it for me anymore. I like I don't want to see a sports documentary about someone who's really good and wins. I don't want to see a sports documentary where it's like vaguely about sports but then also about a player who like killed his entire family That's not really doing it for me anymore. I just don't really care about this What about this one about the starting five guys the basketball? Yeah, that one's that one good. I haven't watched that Yeah, I started that I did see a clip on Instagram, which I would assume is from that of Jimmy Butler's wine cellar

Oh, he has to have a fucking buddy tomb down there Instagram, which I would assume is from that of Jimmy Butler's wine cellar. Oh, he has to have a fucking tomb down there. You cannot imagine the expense of his wine. He has magnums of Patrus, which are, I think, seven, $8,000. And he has them in magnums. And a whole wall of them. Wrapped in condoms. Walls of them. That's crazy Magnet walls of magnums of petruses. Yeah

Jesus Christ you do the math a little bit and you say well even even with the amount of money that he's bringing in This still feels like irresponsible spending Is it a collector's item? Will they appreciate it like your coat? In theory, yeah. In theory, he could sell them at auction over time and if it ages well. They are an investment. Yeah. Especially when you go with the magnum. The magnums are harder to find. They're hard to find. Especially if you're pretending to be a sommelier, like in that movie Somme, where the dude just... Can't say I'm familiar with Somme. Oh, it's a... that's a documentary with a climax. You want to talk about a documentary with a climax? Is it about sports, though?

Uh, the sport of wine selling. And wine tasting, yeah. I think there's some sport to that. There's competition, there's people who get... There's a test. There's a big test. Yeah, so I watched the Barry Sanders doc. Phenomenal.

Oh, because I finished the Red Sox doc last night. How was that? Great. Isn't that the same as the 30 for 30 though? Yeah, but it's a lot more in detail. The 30 for 30 is only like an hour and a half long. Yeah, I know. This is three hours. Okay, I'll watch it again because I was a lot that was such a seminal moment of my sports fandom. Yeah. As a New Englander, as a Mainer, I remember exactly where I was watching every one of those games. Yeah. No, you weren't alive yet.

No, I remember it vividly. You were five. It was very close to, it was only a couple of years after 9-11. And I remember I personally was still getting over that. And then I remember, I remember sitting, I remember sitting in the living room with my parents and I looked at them. I was three at the time, but I looked at them and I said, the country needs this.

I said, not only do the Red Sox need this, the whole country needs this. Yeah. Well, you would think that if anything, that would have been the Yankees winning. No, down in Philly, we were all like, I hope the fucking Red Sox win. The country needed a comeback. We need this. Yeah. They needed a comeback.

Sea to Shining Sea. Reverse the curse. Fine Bin Laden, etc. Etc. It was LinkedIn. But so I watched that and then I watched the Barry Sanders doc and then I bought a fishing rod. New piece? New piece. Not too pricey. How much? Oh, it was like 250 bucks. But then I won $600 on Blackjack on the train. We got to Jersey and I opened up DraftKings and they had the casino. Wait, you took the train?

Through Jersey. It goes from Connecticut and through Jersey. What? Well, how does that not make sense to you guys? Because New Jersey is south west of New York. What are you talking about? Right? Don't we get, we went through Jersey. No, just Connecticut.

No? Okay. Connecticut. By the way, do you hear how you said that? I did and I was wrong. You, not, it was so much confidence that you got mean. I got mean. I did get mean and now I am quite embarrassed now.

You became mean to us. I'll be fully honest, my body temperature did raise a couple degrees when I realized I was wrong. How did you guys not get this? Because it's wrong. Wait, dude, I could see how it would work. If you were coming from where? New England? Yeah.

I thought you went in over and then came back down around. If you come along the coast and shoot out the back penis of Connecticut, you could go right through New York for a second and then do south through New Jersey. Yeah. In a sense, you could go- But why wouldn't you go through Stanford? No, I'm fucking bugging.

I'm trying to help you too much. You could go into New Jersey and then turn the train around and come backwards. You're right. That could have happened. Yeah, they could boomerang it. They could do it in the least efficient way possible. Look, I'm ready to move on. I've said I've made my peace with the situation.

I want you to learn from these moments. I said I was wrong. So that you approach future moments of high conviction with a little bit more grace. Yeah, but that's not how it works. You don't understand what it's like because when you're swinging constantly and sometimes you're wrong, but when you are right, and you come in with that level of confidence, it feels so much better watching you guys be wrong,

than rather me being like, you're right, I was right. Fine, then if that's true, we get to relish the moments where you have the conviction and are wrong, and you don't get to say we have to move on. Because I'm expected to be wrong constantly, so it doesn't change anything for you guys. Your expectation is so low. We're win probabilities in the gutter.

So when you've got to win, everybody throws you a parade. I think that's fair. But yeah, so I made the money back right away. How much was the rod? $250. $250. Oh. So you should have bought a second one.

I could have bought a second rod. Or a more expensive one. Yeah, so I just found out about the whole DraftKings casino thing and it's not legal here, but I'd every time I it's legal in Connecticut, Jersey and Philly. Suddenly you have dates in East Rutherford this weekend. The whole tour changed. I played for like 15 minutes and then I won and I logged off. I said, that's enough for me.

He's going to be at Monmouth this weekend. Um, and I made, I part, I purchased enough for me. He's going to be at Monmouth this weekend. And I made, I purchased my rod before that. So I was coming in with a purpose. I was curious about the states in which sports gambling is not yet legalized. Like California, Texas. Well there's 10 states remaining. Which ones?

California is one of them. Um, Minnesota is one. Texas, Florida? Those are the only two blue states. That's a surprise. Minnesota's very surprising. The other eight are Alabama, Louisiana, Texas, I mean Georgia. Is Florida one of them? Um...

Ah, I think. I'm not sure. I'm pretty sure it is. Dang. Let me check. Let me check. I'm sort of sure it is. I don't want to be wrong. What correlation are you drawing? Yeah. Especially now that the wrong police are in saying this is that it's, it's always odd for me to kind of see geographically where I guess laws are determined, you know, based on, like, I don't know, I somehow I associate sports gambling by and large with like

Southern football and, you know, guys and all that. And... It's actually very liberal. It's a very liberal activity. It's the chosen activity of social justice warriors everywhere. All the big libs are gambling at all times. Correct. It is, the apps aren't legal in Florida. I see. It's hard to tell because if you look up is sports gambling legal in certain states, it always says, sometimes it says yes, but then like the apps aren't legal. It's only legal at casinos.

Yeah. So it's hard to tell. The hard rock casino. Hard rock. We gotta get a fuckin' trip down there, stay in the top of that guitar. Oh yeah. I'd love to stay in the guitar.

I've never seen a hotel that has commercials like the fuckin' hard rock guitar hotel. There's just commercials on regular TV, like on like ABC for it, for a hotel. What is the, wasn't there, isn't there another cool hotel? The Bass Pro Shops pyramid. Oh, is that the one that's out? It's a hotel now?

I thought there was a hotel. I think you're thinking of the Luxor in Las Vegas. There's also a pyramid. Oh, I think there's, I think that's not a hotel. That's a sort of a place where you can go for big sporting events, right? The Luxor? No, that's like a suicide hotel. What's the big pyramid thing in Vegas?

Isn't that a place that you- I think that's all, maybe that's in, is that in Memphis or something? Oh, you're right. What is that? Maybe it's a Bass Pro Shop. It's in Memphis. And it's what, a hotel?

It is. Bass Pro Shops at the pyramid. Hotel. Hotel. Oh, no, hotel overlooks Bass Pro Shops. Ah, Bass Pro,ops at the pyramid hotel hotel hotel overlooks Bass Pro Shops mmm Like something happened with like Billy didn't Billy stay there and like PFT Reserved him like the couples suite or something and he got into his room and it was like rose petals everywhere. I

Think that happened like a couple years ago. Hmm. I'm not sure RIP to Billy's dad. I know that's sad. That's fucking sucks. Shout out to Billy. Shout out to Billy. Yeah. Friend of the program. Friend of the program. Shout out to Billy. I haven't seen my parents in a long time and it makes me really sad. You should see them. Yeah why don't you just go home? Because right now I need to make sure that I'm here to wear my coat. That coat would kill in Maine.

Maybe like, Holy shit, the mayor is in town. They wouldn't get it. Now they wouldn't get it there. Now I love Maine. Shout out Maine, but there is no Hermes store in Maine. That's for sure. Now they'd be like, wow. What outlet do you get that at?

Did you buy that at the coach outlet in Freeport? No. Maine's a big outlet state. It takes a big man to wear a luxury item that doesn't have the logo of the luxury brand on the outside of it. I'm no logo guy. You wouldn't wear a coat covered in like Gs or like the Louis Vuitton sign or something like that? No, I wouldn't. Look, my whole mentality is this. If you know, you know. And if you don't know, you don't deserve to know. If you know, you listen to the podcast. If you know that that code is Hermes, you and I are going to have a lot in common. And if you don't know that that code is Hermes, I don't really think you deserve to talk to me.

Saying the logo is the same thing as wearing the logo though. Oh, but I wouldn't tell people. I would just, if I saw somebody that knew that the coat was Hermes, we would walk by each other and there'd be a very, very subtle head nod. You're telling us in confidence. This is in confidence.

Well, you guys are my friends. Yeah, this is in confidence. Yeah, this isn't to, I didn't need anyone to know. Well, you wore it for the show. I was a little chilly earlier. Yeah. I caught a chill. Dude, we were, it was like 50 degrees in Boston,

then we were getting into New York and the conductor comes over and he goes, it is 75 degrees in New York. This is actually 75? I don't know why I'm looking at my watch. Is it 75? I'm surprised your watch doesn't have a fucking thermostat on it. 74 right now. But look, Sas, here's the point.

By 7 PM, it'll be 66. And that is freezing. That's chilly, brother, man. 66 is always the time where I like to bring out my $8,000 code. OK, let's easy on that. It's not that much. You deserve it. You had a long, hard week shooting a TV show. Sas, given it. You had a long, hard week shooting a TV show.

Says, given a long, hard week staying at the mansion, staying at the palace. Inexpensive your clothes are, I can tell that you've never been through the hardships that I've been through. Brother, you don't understand how expensive my clothes are. This is vintage gear. How much was the top piece?

Top piece, $35. Sweatpants, probably $40. Shoes, 35 sweatpants, probably 40. Oh, shoes, a hundred, socks, four, $4 for I think 24 pairs. Neuralink chip, $200,000. My point being when you experience true, true devastation, go up to fifth Avenue, go up to, you know, park Avenue. It's the last, go to Bergdorf's. Yeah. I can't think of a place I'd rather from there and bring your

credit card. No, you go to Bergdorf's and they'd be like, deliveries around back, bro. Yeah. and they'd be like, delivery's around back, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They'd hit the button under the desk. Oh my god, I totally forgot to tell.

I told Francis, dude, I got hit biking by a door dash, dude. Yeah, on Monday night. Fucking dude, crazy. Are you OK? Yeah. Sas was working his side job for Uber Eats, and they headed at each other. They t-bound you.

Dude, it was brutal. What was their angle of entry on you? Behind. Caught me totally off guard. Never been expected to get, I've never expected to get hit from behind. A bike, dude. Bike from behind?

Took me out from behind. A bike hit your bike or your own foot? Dude, a bike hit my bike from behind. Tell the story. Alright, so I'm leaving the stand. I'm going home to do Mooc's stream. And I'm going on that busy street right off of Union Square. We're like the corner of that Best Buy.

It's a very busy road. And I'm in the bike lane, and there's a car that's parallel parked on the left side of the bike lane, and it starts inching out. And there's cars zipping by me on the right side. So I'm like, all right, I got to slow down because there's no, I have no way to get around this car without having to go into traffic. So I start slowing down and then the Uber Eats dude, I got to slow down because there's no I have no way to get around this car without having to go into traffic So I start slowing down and the uber eats dude I mean these guys they go fucking 75 miles per hour. He tries he sees me slowing down So he's like, oh, I'm so much faster than this fucking prick on the city bike I'm gonna just go around him little does he know there's nowhere to go around to so he cuts

He starts cutting around me and then he sees that there's a car pulling out in front of us. And then he just decides to just take himself directly into me. So like his front wheel hit my back wheel and then they locked onto each other. Like dogs. Like dogs. The, the wheels got like docking. Like if you docked a penis to a penis. Yeah.

And you just skidded. Dude, we just slowly hit the ground and I was just going, ah, ah, ah. And then we just slowly started tipping towards the ground. And then we got up and we screamed at each other. In two different languages. In different languages. What did you say to him? I mean, dude, I've never yelled like that at anybody.

What did you say? I was right in his face. What the fuck is your problem? Are you out of your fucking minds? Why are you riding my fucking ass? I did say that. I said that. I don't know what else I said,

but I know I said, why are you riding my fucking ass? Riding my fucking ass. Not riding up my ass. No. Oh, he was riding my ass. Yeah, he's riding his. He was riding on my fucking ass. That riding up my ass. No. Oh, he was riding my ass. Yeah, he was riding yours. He was riding on my fucking ass.

That's so funny. What was he saying? I don't know. He was speaking English. But he was pissed at you? He was like, I think he was kind of apologizing at first and then he saw how mad I was and then he went back on offense.

People have to know that the people on, the Uber Eats drivers on those bikes are sitting side saddle on their bike dude and they're revving an engine not pedaling. They don't pedal once. They just have their legs over like a lady riding on the back of a horse and they ride they ride in the bike lane like the bike lane is only meant for people who are delivering food. No genuinely like everyone else is an inconvenience. So it's like you're on a bike dude the city the city, they, and they think that the silver city

bikes don't go fast. So they try and pass you and then you're just going the same speed. I've I'm picturing you though, sitting with it and like the lowest possible setting, like it's a low rider on the Venice boardwalk. Just like my body, I keep my swarming, swerving in and out of lane.

I'm a very safe biker. Seat at six. I'm always, when I, when I caught around, I'm always, I check behind me, I'm always making sure that there's no one around me. Francis, you're seat at eight, right? What are we talking, the height? Yeah.

I don't actually know. Francis is definitely like, he has to bring like an extension. You definitely got a size of 20. I don't know why we made this, you know, made this hurtful. That's not a bad thing, it makes you go faster. Oh, it's ass, you can just hear from the tone. No, I meant because you're a big person.

Thank you. You probably can't bike with the coat. I did it this morning. It probably is in the wind like Batman's. Aren't you worried about it getting caught up in the chains? I was worried. So I sat on it. I sat on it.

I thought about bundling up and putting it in the front basket, but that seemed like overkill. People come in those front baskets. I've on it. I thought about bundling up and putting it in the front basket, but that seemed like overkill. People come in those front baskets. I've heard that. I've busted in a couple of those. Sometimes on the cobblestone. Can't help yourself.

Yeah, we yelled at each other for probably 45 seconds. And then I looked around and there was like 40 people watching, stopped. Did anyone come up and be like, are you okay, dude? No, but it was like a scene. I mean, dude, we were on a busy road, this sidewalks packed, and then all of a sudden we just both fucking yard sale, lay out in the center of the road.

My cars had to stop and go around. Your jewel dumped out into traffic? No, I kept my jewel. I think I pulled my jewel out immediately and hit it as the second I got up. I took a big puff. You fucking like tucked and rolled with like, it was like a newborn.

Yeah. And then just threw your shoulder out to protect yourself and break your fall so your jewel didn't get busted. Yeah. And then I just, I saw everyone looking and then I got up and I biked home and I was furious for like five minutes. And then I started laughing at about 10 minutes.

What the fuck are you all looking at? Yeah. Go about your fucking day. Losing it on the crowd. Back to work, people. Or someone get his information. Show's over. Can you be a witness?

You saw he hit me. Well, what else was the guy supposed to do? Go into traffic or just not go so fast? Just not go so fast and try and pass me and also just slow down. But again, it's they don't slow down because their hands are like 15 feet away from the brakes. I don't understand what is harder about just riding the bike as a bike is intended. Why do they have to have their legs hung over on both sides?

Like they're like in a fucking music video? It's cooler. It's way cooler. Like they're ghost riding in a music video. I think the issue is that those guys are so in a hurry because they know that they have to get the food to people hot and on time or they'll get bad ratings or bad tips or whatever. Well, you know what?

You probably get bad ratings when you crash your bike and then the food spills all over the street. Yeah. I mean, they tossed a salad in their big heated backpack. Yeah. It might've worked really well. People might've loved the salad because of how rumbled it was down the street. Did he spill anything? Dude, I'm sure his bike was fully tipped over on the ground. We had to both stand up and get our bikes off the ground. I saw, the worst thing I ever saw, I told you about this, was that coming across the Manhattan Bridge,

I saw two guys that had hit each other and they were both food delivery guys. And one was, had had, there was a full trail of blood and it was from his face. Yeah. And his face here had swollen up as if there was a grapefruit inside of his own cheekbone. And there were two EMTs that had parked an ambulance at the foot of the bridge, right

around where that graffiti always is. And they were walking up the bridge. They were walking all the way with a medical bag. That's so brutal. You've got to just take yourself down the bridge. It's stuck with me. It's stuck with me and it still gives me a little bit of queasiness. Well, you know what the problem with the bridge is that they have the bike lane

that's completely away from the cars. And then there's like, do the Uber Eats students on mopeds go on the bike lane? And there's a sign that says no mopeds. Well, dude, it's a fucking motorcycle. I am so glad that you are talking the way that you are, because I have been the guy that abides by signs and rules. Oh, yeah. I complain about it, and I try to enforce it to some degree.

And everyone's like, oh, you're the fucking hall monitor. This kid reminded everyone that homework was happening in class or whatever. And you are starting to come to that side. I I've been on that side I like law and order first day on the bike I like bike life this podcast is bike like dude I mean I'm not trying to die on the bike because I'm a fucking motorcycle yeah you need to wear a helmet both of you I'm gonna get you guys helmets soon we'll see where I have mine and I know it doesn't look cool.

I don't care. I need a guardian cap. I'm going to get a guardian cap. I'm going to be like two on that. Yeah. For sure. Riding around with a massive helmet. Look like a Macy's Day parade float. Someone, I told you this too. One time I almost got hit by a car and there was a parking cop, a traffic cop who was like riding a ticket for a car. And I almost got hit by this car because I turned left and I had headphones in, which I know, I get it, very irresponsible. And I've never worn them since.

Really? While biking. No, you can't wear headphones to fucking bike, especially these noise canceling ones. Are you out of your mind? Oh, I don't have earbuds. Oh, I'm in a whole different world. I feel like I'm gonna fucking- Well, you got arrested for it.

I called Rone yesterday and he picked up the call while he was on his bike. Oh, I talked to Bo on the phone on biking almost every time. I had the earphones in, hands free. Yeah. I almost got hit by this car and the woman saw the whole thing and I took the headphones out and she goes,

someone's gonna miss you. And that stuck with me. That's on site if someone says that shit to me. It's also, yeah, very presumptuous. She doesn't know how many people I've alienated in my life. She doesn't know how alone I am. I thought that they meant someone's gonna miss seeing you. No, they're gonna miss me when I'm dead. No, they're going to miss me when I'm dead.

You're thinking they're going to miss me when I'm gone? Yeah. I don't think that's what she meant. I think she meant you're mad. That's absolutely what she meant. The way she said it, it was very motherly. It was very like, I don't know, she just seemed like she. She came with a bar?

Yeah. Yeah. Someone's going to miss you. Either way, I think my biking days might be coming to an end. The community is toxic. I'm in the city bike Reddit Either way, I think my biking days might be coming to an end. It's just, dude, the community is toxic. I'm in the city bike Reddit. It's toxic as fuck. What are they saying over there?

It's just unnecessary racism towards the Uber Eats guys, which I get to an extent. That's you right now. No, look, I had problems with one of them. And I will say some of them have a little bit of an attitude problem, but I'm not saying we have to ban all of them. I'm saying maybe like, let's just use just voter ID voter ID.

Let's build a fucking wall. I texted my friends after I said, let's build two walls. Just one above ground. One underground first one. After I got hit, I went for a second. I did go full Republican Trump. And then I took a deep breath and I did go full Republican, Trump. And then I took a deep breath and I said,

let me get back to my sports gambling liberal ways. I said, let me go back to go liberal. I'm gonna go play a couple of blackjack hands. Yeah, exactly. Let me bike to Jersey real quick. Let me bike through the Holland tunnel to play a little roulette. Cool. Cool down a bit.

Did you see Jon Stewart's bit about Tony Hinchcliffe's joke at the Trump rally? He said he thought he was funny. Yeah, really? Yeah It John Stewart another win for comedy John Stewart's funny. Is he yeah, you know think John Stewart's funny now, not really He's funny unless he asked me to do anything for him ever then in that case. Yes, just right funny Is he mm-hmm? Is he funny now because he defended Tony Hinchcliffe or was he funny before that? No he's always been funny dude. Yeah. He's fucking, doesn't really matter, I don't think it really matters, you know he's one of those guys. Just one of those guys. He went on, who did he go,

oh he went on Colbert and was like yeah it, it was obviously made in the lab. And like, uh, like in 2011 or 10 years before Stewart did that. Go watch, uh, Chappelle's speech about John Stewart, um, at the Mark Twain awards where he wins it. I'll have to check it out. I'll watch all those. I apologize to Stewart. I wasn't familiar. I love the Mark Twain speeches.

Yeah, they're good. I watch all those. I apologize to Stuart. I wasn't familiar. I love the Mark Twain speeches that they give because they tell back stories about each other. And Chappelle talks about how early, early on in his career, he wrote Half Baked and he called a bunch of celebrities and they needed a celebrity lift and Jon Stewart was the only one who said he would do it. And it gave the film a little bit of a, you know, validity or something like that. Well, that's nice. That's going to be us. That's going to be us writing for you at the Twain Awards. Once Tire Season 2 comes out. Tire Season 2, we're going to be fucking singing Francis's praises.

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I don't know. Probably 20-25. They're going to be filming for a while longer and then it takes a long time to edit. Probably 2025. I'm going to go April. It's going to be my guess. April 25? Yeah. It was cool.

Very different production this time. Now, because the first time we did it was not on Netflix yet. So it was kind of bootstrapped. Now, this time. Explosions. Trailers. I had my own trailer. That's pretty sick.

And there were three different tiers of trailers. What tier were you in? Second tier? The first day, I was in the bottom tier, which was kind of just almost like a cubicle. And I was there with, I was sharing, it was a trailer that had, I don't know, five compartments in it. And I had to share, you know, there were five doors and the other actors that were in that trailer

were actors that had one line in the show. But then the next day I got moved up and I was sharing one of the principal actors trailers and I had my own bathroom, big flat screen TV, air conditioning. What did you, how did you get moved up? You had good behavior the first day? I don't really know why they did that.

I think they just- They're probably like, this L.O. Scott's gonna be a big star. Get him a bigger trailer. I think the first day- Let's invest in him now. Those three trailers were taken by people who had, you know, more whatever. Did you actually, do you actually hang out in the trailer a lot or is that more just for show?

Yeah, you do. What kind of chair are we talking about? Hard chair? No, they had a leather couch in the nice one. Oh yeah. I won't lie. I was pretty stoked. It had your character's name on it.

Whose? Torpedoes, Macanudos? No, no, you had to stay in the pocket. You never knew when they were going to call you. You're a character. You know what they call where the trailers are? They call it base camp. Base camp.

And then there's a trailer for just the hair and makeup people. And you go in there and they say, HMU wants you. Hair and makeup? So you go into hair and makeup and by the day two, they know you and they know your name and you're telling jokes and riffing. And they're just primping. They put one of those, like, barber cloaks on you, and they're primping and spraying and doing your makeup

and all that. You should have showed up in your own and already in makeup. Like, I did it at my house. Just blush, a ton of eyeliner. I didn't wear any makeup in season one. There was none. A little blush. We had no makeup in season one.

Damn, you're gonna look incredible. I think it's gonna look really good. I know you were chatting it up with the makeup girls. I know you were winning them over. They were awesome. Everyone had these super thick Philly accents. Do you want a water? Yeah, water. That was what I kept hearing. And then, Yeah, water. That was what I kept hearing. And then, OK, break for lunch. Any divas on set? No, everyone. In fact, I remember the crew specifically

saying that everyone was remarkably nice to work with. There's got to be one. Give us top diva. If you can't spot the diva, bro. It's you. If you can't stop the diva, you're the diva. I didn't have my coat with me. There's got to be one diva.

I don't. Someone who got a little mouthy with the makeup. HMU. Or just like knock them out of the way. Is that enough fucking blush, bitch? Jesus Christ. Let me do it. Yeah.

Someone snapped? No, I didn't see it. I didn't see any of that. That's good. Well, we won't hear about that until the Mark Twain Awards. A little backstory. But that's how I got the best performance out of him. It was fun. I was very in character the whole time.

What did that entail? I'm not going to say I was method acting, but in between scenes, I didn't want to not talk the way that I had been. Because then I felt like it would be hard to get back into character. Makes sense. And it's like a place where it's okay for you to do that. If you do that anywhere else, people would be like, what the fuck is this dude's deal? But if you're doing it on set, that's like such common practice.

Yeah. Yeah. Was everybody else doing the same? Nope. Everyone else didn't seem to have that problem, but. The same energy? Mm-hmm. It must've been so fucking fun. It was awesome.

Yeah, you must've had a blast. That's so exciting. It was really, really fun. When did you get back? Last night. Oh, nice. What was the best meal you had down there? Sorry to cut you off.

On set, you mean? I'm sure that was more cafeteria style. That was like big catered food, but some of it was pretty good. But just in general, while you were down at the food? You know, I kept going to that place, Honey Grow. Honey Grow? You ever had that? No. Noodles? It's ever had that? No. It's noodles. It's

stir fry. Stir fry. And I had it three nights in a row. I was staying in this condo complex that had no character or personality or decorations of any kind. I don't really know how to describe it. It felt like an army base for a country that doesn't really worry about being attacked. What does that mean? They just don't allocate any funds to their defense. Yeah, like Iceland? Yeah. Yeah. How is it like an army base?

Everything was exactly the same. All the units looked exactly the same all the units were looked exactly the same I couldn't even find my my unit because I there the signage was so I just keep on picturing the Olympic Village And just you saying bolts fucking yeah consensually not not as French sprinter How many people were working on the show a lot hundreds? Hundreds? No. Thousands? Sure. Tens of thousands? That's a lot of people. 50?

50 to 70, maybe? 50-ish? I don't know. Any hooligans go down on set? Like maybe someone yelling Mayday? Shenanigans. One of the microphones. You're talking about shenanigans.

Any shenanigans? One thing that was funny was that occasionally someone would come in thinking it was a real tire shop. Oh, really? Yeah. And since you were method acting, you probably had to fucking change their tires. Yeah.

Someone would have to be like, no, sorry, this isn't a real tire shop. And they'd be like, what is it? He's like, no, I see the tires right there. I just want those on the car. Yeah. Surely one of these guys can help me put these tires on my car. No, just like, the guy, you in the full body suit,

can you just help me put this on the car? Yeah. So they'd have to like kick them out. And then people would be like, how did that happen? How did that person get through? Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. But it happened a couple of times.

I think it, yeah. What did, what was there to get through? Oh, I was outside and a deaf person came up and asked me if it was a tire shop. He was like, what's going on in there? That surely is not what he said. Well, he said it. And I had my earbuds in, so I took them out.

Deaf on deaf. And I heard the way he was speaking, because I initially had responded, because I thought he was just like, what is that? And I was like, oh, we're shooting a TV show. And then he asked me another question. So I took the earbuds out. And that was when I realized he was deaf. And I all of a sudden, very quickly started enunciating my words so clearly because I knew he was reading my lips. And I felt good about that. Because when you meet a deaf person, that is how you sort of meet them in the middle. By over enunciating. By talking.

By speaking in a very clear way and slowly. That is not the middle. By over enunciating. By talking. By speaking in a very clear way. Yeah. With and slowly. That is not the middle though. No? I think it's just like 20% our way and they still have to come 80% of the way. You know what's lucky for deaf people is that I already speak very slowly and I already enunciate very well. It was his lucky day that he met me. It is. Instead of someone like mumbly. If I hit him with the rapper voice, they'd have no idea what I was talking about. That's right. The deaf community must hate Gardini. I've been told that the deaf community loves this podcast in particular for the stories that I tell. Because we put out crazy braille. We put out braille transcripts for the people to watch.

They only put captions on for when you two are speaking. Really? And I, they- Just enunciate. They show video of Francis. Yeah. Because you enunciate so fucking perfectly. Dude, so we did the podcast on Sunday, remote,

and Rhone's audio was dog shit, horse shit, bottom of the barrel audio. Mine? Yeah, yours. How? Why are you trying to throw me under the bus? That's crazy. I'm just making it known what the problem was.

I did exactly what you told me. Yeah, but you used an iPad instead of the iPhone, which we can't do ever again. I just need to get a microphone for my house. It shouldn't be that hard. So I was editing the audio and I was using Audition and I wasn't really getting where I was trying to. And then I was like, I wonder if there's like an AI, an AI option here. So I found Adobe has this like beta that they're working on called, it's called like Adobe Podcast and you can enhance the audio and it works

really well. But the problem is it also tries to enhance background noise if there's too much background noise. So it'll, it'll play it'll be like the audio, like your voice will be very crisp. But then like when you're not talking, they'll randomly be a flare up of like attempted to be enhanced, nothing audio, and it sounds like a Korean person who was who was possessed by the devil himself so I had to go through lost his soul each individual audio clip and edit those parts out took a very long time and then I guess I missed one

and then people were not happy and they said that it actually scared them a lot when it came over because it sounds horrifying because Cause you put me through the Korean filter. Yes. It sounds insane. So I guess at like 17 minutes in on the episode, randomly you just start hearing the voice of a, I'll play it. It sounds insane. It's horrifying, dude. The first thing that you need to know. No, it's not even, it's literally just mumbles. Let me find it.

I think it was at 16. It's crazy, like you get excited about the AI things that are available, but like once you look back at them, it's like, oh, this actually sounds fucking insane. Like there was an AI filter we used on a Pat Bev clip one time, we're like, oh, this is sick. We're gonna make all choppy video look like this. And then I look back and it looks like NBA 2k 2008 NBA 2k8. There's always some fucking boxy as shit. But last week we were doing, me and Jesky were fucking around with

some, you put a vocal in and you can make it sound like fucking Travis Scott or like Rihanna. Really? I wish that you could just, can you just make an episode of the podcast, Isolator Vocals and just make it Beyonce, Jay-Z, and Diddy talking about sex trafficking or something like that? Very easily too.

Yeah, we gotta do that. All right, let's see. Trying to find it. Oh, here we go. Scream at each other, but they were, Let's see. Trying to find it. Oh, here we go. No, that's not it. This is a good exercise. I'm glad we're doing this. This is good to get to the bottom of this. And it also sucks too because all of the listeners actually have already heard it.

It's also just one of those things that if you were planning to do this today, you should have queued it up before the podcast. Well, I wasn't planning on doing anything. Wait, I have something queued up. I have something queued up. My friend sent me this Reddit post and my friend Tom sent me this Reddit post. It's r slash UC Santa Barbara. And the post says, seriously, where can I masturbate?

And the post is, I'm a freshman at the Santa Rosa dorms and one of my roommates is an international student who just skips class and plays League of Legends in our room for a literal minimum of 16 hours a day. He even gets his groceries delivered and eats his meals at his desk. And so he literally never leaves the room for more than five minutes, 10 minutes

if he decides to shower that day aside from my room there there's The only other I could the only other place I could masturbate is the shared bathrooms But nothing on the nutting on the public shower floor seems disgusting and heinous It's been three weeks at this point and I literally can feel a pressure inside of my pubic region whenever I sit down. Does anyone know a place I can go to masturbate? Seriously. And what were people saying? I mean, he just sent me the clip, but was there were people replying with like options to where to go? I assume that they're just saying nut in the shower. I that's what yeah.

Yeah. But that it was sent to him. Sounds like he doesn't want it bad enough. If you got a nut, you find somewhere to nut. Dude, I've never had a pressure in my pubis. No. After three weeks, you had to go, they forced you to nut in the shower. That made me think, oh, if only I could go somewhere. But it was my college group chat and they brought up a story that our dorm room floor,

they had to like put like printed out signs on the wall saying please stop nutting in the showers. Yeah, that happened at a- Because it's clogging the drain. Yeah. It's clogging the drain. I love that. I think that happens at a lot of big schools.

How do they know? How do they know that that's what's going on? Cause it's probably been happening for hundreds of years at colleges. So why don't they just improve the coming ass pipes? I don't know. They're probably hoping that people will just stop doing it. We didn't have that problem.

At Harvard? No. No. I mean, you guys probably had jerk off fucking pods in your dorm room. I think, yeah, I don't know if it was because our pipe infrastructure was superior or because people were just too focused on getting ahead

that they didn't have time to masturbate. Everybody's just getting ahead. Yeah. Or they were banging all the chicks from the local colleges. No, it definitely seemed in retention. There was this truck that there was like a van. Wellesley was an all-girls school that was half an hour, 45 minutes from Harvard. Yeah.

Absolutely. all girls school that was half an hour, 45 minutes from Harvard. And they had a truck that would drive them to Harvard, I think. And on the way to Harvard, they called it, the girls called it the bang bus. And on the way home, they called it the victory van. The girls called it that? Disgusting. That's foul of them. The bang bus? Because they were taking the bus in to go bang Harvard. Apparently. Disgusting. That's foul of them. The Bang Bus? Because they were taking the bus in to go bang Harvard? Apparently. Just treating them like objects, treating the men like objects at Harvard.

Isn't that what happens in the social network? Like they just have a bunch of girls like that from the local girls just get like dropped off at the study groups or whatever they're called? No, at the final clubs. The final clubs? That's right. Damn. That's pretty pimp. Who do they hire as a driver do you think it's just an

off-duty school bus driver it's a question probably just a pledge yeah what do they call them pledges at the finals clubs or are they like punches punches why even worse because you punch the final clubs it's like you get punched and then you you get punched means you get invited. A letter comes under your door. They slide under your door. They slide a letter under your door. You open the letter and each round, there's four rounds.

To the household of Francis Ellis. I know he fist pumped like Tiger Woods. He was just like, shh. I got punched by seven of the eight. Damn. Yeah. You must have been top prospect on campus. No.

The one missing the one must have pissed you off. I knew it did piss me off because the president of our club had been punched by all eight and he said he was the last person that got that. To go all eight? Who got invited by all eight. To go in for eight. Yeah. How do you know?

How does he know that? I don't know. There's no way that he knew. He just asked everybody else. But he was the only person I knew and he was three years older than me. Well, old chap, I was the last one to get punched by all eight. Yeah. Do they drop it off with an owl? Like an owl drops off the letter?

No, but it's handwritten in cursive and it's like nice letterhead. Damn. I know you got it framed. And it's cool. It shows up under your door. That's sick. And then- I'd love to get punched.

I know. And then after each successive event, you get another letter if you're invited to the second round. Have you guys been booed at all this year? I'm sorry? Booed? I haven't. Probably.

Yeah? Do you guys have kids in your buildings? Do you guys have to put out candy? Yes. What are you talking about? Booed is like getting punched. But for civilians. Boot? Yeah, when I was a kid, that became a thing

where like you would get, like someone would like drop off a big bucket of candy or something with like a letter and say like, you got boot. And you'd be like, who did it? No, that happened in our building. Yeah, really? Yeah. You get boot.

Yeah. You've never heard of that? No, because I'm sure you're not telling a real thing. I promise you I am. Ghosting. This is a real thing? Yeah. What's the point?

It's just having fun with your friends when you're a child. Just drop it off a big bucket of candy. A whole thing of candy? Like a Halloween candy. As if you got someone, but it's actually just a nice thing to do? Yeah. Fair enough. And then you do it. It's like ding-dong ditching, but it's actually just a nice thing to do. Yeah. Fair enough.

And then you like, you do it. It's like ding-dong ditching, but it's like acceptable. Cause then you open your door and instead of. Turns the whole thing on his head. Yeah. Oh, that's recursive. He left this candy on my doorstep. These kids these days.

I like that. They never saw Jon Stewart, but they fucking, they'll ghost you or boo your ass or spook you. Yeah. I'm probably going to try and get into some activities tonight. Egging, TP. I'm gonna TP the Empire State Building. Just throw it at the lowest floor. Just bounces right off.

There's nothing to drape at all? Yeah, there's really no way to TP buildings in New York. They're all too big. You need a helicopter. Yeah, that would be awesome. They should do that. Helicopter TP tours? Yeah, they should TP the Empire State Building.

Because I would die from like a projectile TP torch? Yeah, they should TP the Empire State Building. Because it would die from like a projectile toilet paper. That's true. They say when toilet paper falls from the height of the Empire State Building, it comes down like a meteor hitting the Earth. It comes down like a nuclear weapon. It's just a mushroom cloud. Have you guys been watching the Red Bull

mountain biking thing? I have not, no. Were they on the course with the jumps. I've seen it and they're going Straight downhill. Yeah, and doing backflips. Yeah, it's sick I think that might be the single craziest thing that I've ever seen more than base jumping with wingsuits More than any extreme Red Bulls got some crazy ones That dude, that one seems like the margin of error is an inch and if you get it wrong, your body is going to break in half.

Yeah. Red Bull's got some weird, dude, they did the fucking, the one the dude jumped from space. Cool, but. And landed in a net? I don't, yeah, again, that one's crazy. The one... he didn't land in the net though. The guy that jumped from space.

No, I think he parachuted and then landed in a net, didn't he? I think he had like rockets on where he could land himself on a SpaceX platform. Got it. You guys are... your memories are combining like three different stunts. Hmm. That might be possible. But these guys will have a bicycle spoke through their sternum.

Well, they just fall off a mountain if they, if they swerve. Yeah. They're falling off a mountain. You know what's a fun Red Bull one is when they do like the ski races or like, but it's, but they're on skates. Have you ever seen that? And they go around like this circuit of like jumps and it's all ice. It's a whole ice trap. I think they have one of those in Fenway really no that was skiing in Fenway

They're really cool. I would explode my knees. I think it would be fun as hell It's cool, but I wouldn't be able to handle it I'd want to try it going on a jump on skates forget it just landing on your fucking knees going so fast Well, you don't you land on a downward slope. It doesn't really hurt your knees. That's not true. There's no way that's true. It's exactly true. No, no, no. Have you ever gone on a jump on skis? Yes. And you land on the downward slope. You still feel it. I know, but you still feel it. It's not gradual. It's extremely gradual. No, dude. You're talking about if the jump is built perfectly. Yeah, and they are built perfectly. No, not always. Especially not ice and skates.

You don't think that the Red Bull team is building them perfectly? Have you guys both ski jumped before? Yeah. I have. Dozens of times. I was on the freestyle team. What?

Where? In high school. In Maine, yeah. What? There's a massive difference between landing on flag round and landing on the downward slope. That's true. The slope is actually a lot of times steeper than the actual jump.

The slope is like a 90 degree angle. No it's not. Dude, I mean it's- You're talking about 90, well 90 degrees perpendicular, so I don't even know what that means. You're talking about like 45 degrees. Yes, obviously I was exaggerating with 90 degrees, but it's extremely steep. Well 90 degrees wouldn but it's extremely steep. It's so steep that if you don't go over the jump

and you just try and go, you go around the jump and you go over the knuckle, you'll catch air because of how steep the drop off is. On the big ones, and those are the ones that are really well made. Yes. But I don't think that a lot of the ice skating jumps are well made. I have a feeling they probably are. And also they're not going off like huge jumps.

The jumps aren't even that big. We have to pull this up. We need to pull up a visual. Have you guys seen the Red Bull thing where they run up the greased pole? Oh yeah, that's a blast. That one's fucking rules. That's a fun one.

Love that one. That one's just guys. That's more my speed. I haven't ski jumped, but I would run down the fucking pole and just smoke my nuts like America's funniest home videos. I haven't done, I want to make it clear, I haven't done like the Olympic ski jumping,

the one where they put your feet out like that. Just like leaning forward with your fucking perfect posture. No I've done the ones where you just go off and then maybe you like twist your feet once, like do something flashy with the skates or with the skis. Yeah, like you grab the bottom ski. I've done those. You're in the air for like 0.5 seconds. I look like Napoleon.

So here we go. This is one of them. This is it, Red Bull crash dice 2017. They have armor on. And I've heard that, you know, the courses have actually gotten less gradual on the landings since then. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Well, the guy who was building all the courses died. Oh, okay. So there you go. Look. Oh yeah, that's gradual. No, no, it's, it's not.

That's not gradual at all. I mean, if it were. Those aren't jumps. They're not even going off jumps right now. There's a jump. That was a jump. Oh, that's a fucking. That is, that, I mean, if it were jumps, they're not even going off jumps right now. There's a jump. That was a jump. Oh, that's a fucking that is, that, I mean, it couldn't be more gradual. That was a steep hill. They go up. They're not even feeling that impact when they're landing. Oh, they're feeling it. All of these guys do acupuncture.

They're given bags of crushed ice from the course to ice their knees. Do you guys think that when someone does a half pipe when they're skateboarding, that every time they land, they're feeling intense impact in their knees? I think that they have to probably take a tour at all shot and fucking sit out for a couple jumps. That's right. There's no ligaments.

There's no, what's it, cartilage left. Why do you think they wear knee guards, dude? Tony Hawk's knees. So that when they land, they don't hurt their knees. Yeah, right. Well, via friction. I'm going to meet you in the middle here on this one, Sass. Okay?

It's better than if it were flat. It is so much better. But there's still impact. There's still a lot of impact. No. You're not right about this, actually. I was fucking with you for a minute, but you're not right. I am right.

No, because I used to ski and you know. He was on the freestyle team. I used to ski too. We had jackets. We had jackets. I was on the ski team as well. I was also on the ski team. You didn't have jackets though.

You guys were all wearing your own jackets from home with like a little penny or like a number on your shirt. Dude, I had to wear the fucking skin tight uniform. That's racing. I know what I'm just saying. Like I skied as well. I know that's free. Style. But I did. I used to be good at freestyle skiing. I used to do what you skied on like vocals and you had the knee guards. I had our Mondas. You are modest. I had our modest and full tilt boots, bro. But she is not a joke.

He was dressed like Peter Breast Street. Look at this shit, look at me, I'm fucking, look at that rail that I'm hitting in this. Is that you? Yes. Actually? Yes. I used to ski a lot.

And I'm telling you that gradually. What the heck, when did you do that, when I was really young, you would hit rails. Yes. I don't know why that's so crazy. The fact that you both of you have just this intense skiing experience. Well, when you go up in New England, everyone goes skiing in the winter. Clearly, the mountains Sass skied at had better jump landing builders than mine. I promise you, whatever mountain I skied at was not even close to as good of a mountain as whatever mountain you skied at. I grew up skiing at Shawnee Peak. Maybe it was. In Lakes region of Casco, Maine.

I assumed that you were skiing at Sunday River and Stowe. Even Sunday River is not that great. No, I didn't. Sunday River is great. It's OK. It's unbelievable. You need to get back out there. Sunday River's got to be one of the best mountains.

Sugarloaf was the good mountain in Maine. Sugarloaf is great too, but Sunday River's got to be one of the best mountains in New England. Sunday River, it doesn't hold a candle to Sugarloaf or even Killington. Oh, Killington's great. Or I would even say Stratton. What about Tremont?

Or Freeport? Trom-Blonde? Trom-Blonde. That's up in Montreal. Manolo Blahnik. Those, Trom-Blonde is really cold. I was hitting jumps in Telluride. A couple years ago. Were you?

Yeah, with Peters. I thought you said you didn't even ski out there. Oh, he was in Breck. No, when I went to, when I went to, I went up to Telluride for one years ago. Yeah, with Peters. I thought you said you didn't even ski out there. Oh, he was in Breck. No, when I went to Telluride for one day, and we went skiing. Telluride's my favorite mountain to ski. Favorite place. Favorite place.

Great park set up there. Is this what it's like, Rone, when you guys talk about football for me? No, I ski. No, it's not, because you watch football. Not really. You do. And then for some reason, when we talk football, you just decide that you don't know anything

about football, even though you watch football. I don't really watch that much football. I just, I watch highlights so that I can contribute to the conversation and pretend. What do you do on Sundays? I don't know. I go outside. He lays in his fucking ice bath. You just find someone's front porch to read a dystopian novel.

Yeah, that's it. I did try to decompress a little. Did you finish 84? No, no, I started it on, no, I wasn't going to take the book, but I will get myself a copy. So you're going to have to get your own copy of 84. I got to revisit 84. All I remember was big TV screens.

Yeah, Big Brother. And Big Brother watching you, obviously, as a theme. Yep. Yep. Yep. They fucking nailed it. He hit the nail on the head, man. We're fucking living in it. Saw it coming. Saw it coming. That's facts. The fucking future, man. Tell you what, bro. And that's going to be what Sire, Sire Season 2 is like. The fucking future. A piece of literature so resonant that it won't even be appreciated until 60 years from now. I like that. I like that. That's how I feel. a piece of literature so resonant that it won't even be appreciated until 60 years from now.

I like that. I like that. That's how I feel. I think you got to hope that it's appreciated now, right? No, no. For the sake of the show. Until you die. Hoping it's not like a Freaks and Geeks run where people don't start liking it until 80

years after it came out. Yes. Did nobody like Freaks and Geeks when it came out? It wasn't canceled after a year? It got canceled after season two, right? Or, yeah, maybe two years. Was it two seasons or came out? It got canceled after season 2, right? Or yeah, maybe 2 years. Was it 2 seasons or 1 season?

Might have been 1 season. Great show though. One season, that's it? It was either 1 or 2, I don't remember. But then Franco and Rogan broke up. They don't even talk anymore. I know, it's sad. I wonder if they'll...

No, bro. That's like all in the news this week. Was it? Yeah, was it? Yeah, Franco's going on saying that Seth Rogen doesn't talk to him anymore But it was because he was accused of being a it was me too. Yeah, it was me too. Yeah, but now people are like mad at Rogan For not being for not Seth. Yeah, they're mad at Seth now, but you know, Joe Oh, no, no one's ever been that Yeah. They're mad at Seth now. Not Joe. Not Joe. Well, no.

No one's ever been mad at Joe. No one's ever been mad at Joe. OK. How can you get mad at that face? They are calling Joe a diva for not going to do Kamala's. And they're like, she's the vice president. She's busy. Yeah.

Not to do to not have her on? No, he offered. He's offered to have her on multiple times. But they said that their requirements are, it's going to be one hour. And he has to fly to them to do it and he was like I felt the best way for this to happen is that she comes to Austin and we don't have a time limit and we just have a normal conversation. I mean we're the same way

like we're not gonna go on the road and just have like some like have like sagalow on the road yeah like we're gonna have him in the home base yeah well that's the only way it's gonna work where I'm in my comfort. I know. Well, it's just, yes, it's just a fantasy fact. I got to be in my happy place if you want the mind to be working properly. You want the me that I am. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. You can get like 50% maybe on the road. 40%. I actually think it's a bad look for Kamala to be like, I'm not doing it unless it's by these requirements. If Trump, I feel

like it once Trump did it, like you have to do it. It's not like, it's not, it's not just like any podcast either. It's a huge podcast. No, I know. Just to me, it looks like she's only, it would look that she was only doing it because he did it. Yeah, I mean, I guess if they're confident that she could win without doing it.

Well, he did that MrBeast video. And I was like, why isn't she buried alive? Trump did a MrBeast video? Yeah. Damn. He got buried alive for 48 hours but he had to guess when the 48 hours were up so he didn't get the money if he went out before the 48 hours. Yeah yeah and there were other presidential candidates that were also out in the woods but they didn't know if anyone was actually ringing the bell or not. I mean Trump's really making the rounds he's doing a

D to D in Ross's stream. Yes. I think he's doing kaisen out he did With Kim. Yeah, he did my Myron and he did freshen fit I saw really yeah, he was on freshen fit. That's huge He did that toy review show that kid. Yeah, I saw that I saw him on he was on with snico I saw him on with snico. Yeah, he flashed a nine, he flashed a piece. They're flaming Sneak-O. For which part? For he...

When he pulled out the 20 bands? Because I think Sneak-O is Haitian, right? I know, he's Muslim. I think he's from... Or maybe he's from Haiti, maybe? I think he's from Haiti. But he's like a racist racist fucking misogynistic super alt-right Twitch streamer. And then when people started saying that the Haitians were eating

animals in Ohio, he started posting photos of his country being like, wait till they find out about the motherland, like the disrespect. And he's like, dude, this is what you've been doing to everyone else for your entire career. And now he's like, uh, I guess he's like banned from like all streaming platforms. I heard they banned Fousey as well. Fousey has been banned from every streaming platform like 15 times, but he just got banned from kick this week. I think really getting banned from one of those, you got to do something really bad. He said he couldn't remember the last two days, but now he realizes the

damage he's done and this is payback for this key talk. Fousey on kick. Yeah. Fousey got kicked off a kick. Fucking Sneak-O and Jelker. Sneak-O and Jelker. West Jelker. That sounds like a, like a morning show from San Diego in 1992. Sneak-O and Jelker. West Jelker over here. That sounds like a morning show from San Diego in 1992.

It's Nico and Jelker in the mornings. Sick. All right. Well, uh- Has that been an hour? Definitely, right? Jesus Christ, I'm flys with them with my fucking bros. I haven't even fucking cracked a playbook yet.

It's good to be back. I like being in this room and doing this podcast here. Oh, yeah. Much better than the fucking hotel room we had to do it in. We got to do it up. I actually didn't think that was bad. I think the only reason that was bad was because everyone was exhausted.

Yeah. No, I was fresh as a daisy. That was the most tired I've ever been. Ha ha ha. Genuinely. Why? That whole day was just like torture. Really? Because I saw you had your prime. I saw you had a Stanley full of prime. Not enough. A big ass water bottle full of prime. Apparently Lunchly is getting sued. I see lunchly getting killed

everywhere. For their moldy cheese. Poor fucking Lunch fucking lunch. breaks my heart for the bros over at lunch. So bad. They're saying that mr. B's completely ruined his career with lunch. They're really trying to take down mr. Beast, which is pretty crazy. It's pretty brutal that like no matter who you are and what you do, he's exclusively altruistic and is like trying to do a business venture and they're like fuck this dude. His whole career has been built on being like I'm giving all these people money, I'm

helping out my friends and then now they're like I guess like his group chat leaked and he had like racist memes in it and they're like some lady online is like I sent this to the FBI. What are they going to do? Yeah. Be like yeah he sent memes that were on Reddit to his friends. What kind of racist memes? How racist? Who gives a shit? How racist? They're memes. It's memes. Yeah. And he sent them to his, like they're in a group chat. Yeah I guess so.

Were they, they weren't sexist though right? God no. As long as it was not a monster race. It was, if it was sexist, I'd be sick to my stomach. But if it was fucking racist. A lot of people were like hitting me up being like, cannot wait to hear you boys talk about Hinge Cliff. I don't have a single thing to say. I don't really understand why comedians are piling on against him. Against Hinge Cliff?

And saying like, and saying mean stuff online about him. I just think, I don't know. I think it's because his show is built around making fun of comedians who aren't good at stand up. Yeah, but I guess just for me, it's like, if you're a true comedian, then why would you ever ever? Say anything publicly online about a comedian making a joke Period it's as black and white to me is that yeah, it's very I mean, it's I wouldn't say it is similar to the Shane stuff at all

because His was at a political rally and chains was at a podcast But it is similar with everyone piling on. I just don't get it. And being like, well, I've actually always hated him. I don't know why, I don't know why every, it's just, yeah, people like, oh, finally we can take him down. I don't know, I don't get it. I don't, I don't, like, I could, I would never,

I can not like someone's act. I'll talk shit about them to other comedians, whatever privately. I'm not like saying I'm fucking some righteous dude, but I'm not gonna go online and be like, I can't believe you told that joke, that was in poor taste. What are you fucking talking about? Shut up.

Yeah, it's also, you find out it's in poor taste when the joke doesn't work. Yeah. It's also not really a very good business plan. Like you're not gonna start selling tickets because you hate other comedians. Dude, it pisses me off. It just pisses me off.

And then it's gonna be like, oh, this guy, I want to go see this guy. He hates all of my least favorites as well. Because, exactly. Like then they're not gonna protect you. And you will do it unless you have made the decision that you're a clean comic. But if you get good enough and you get big enough,

you're gonna say a joke that's gonna go poorly and then the world will come for you. And I think the comedians, I don't know, should fucking look out for each other. That's how I feel. I don't think that anyone should do stand up at political rallies, not even just because it's not his fault. They asked him to do it. They asked him to come. What's he supposed to do? Get up there and talk about politics.

Yeah. That's not who he is. He's a comic. He's a fucking edgy roast comic. Yeah. I think it's probably, they probably saw the success of his set at the Brady roast and probably thought like, let's replicate this. Yeah. and they probably didn't even tell him what this is what we're looking for. Yeah. They probably weren't even like, hey, we want you to stay away from this. We want you to do this.

We want you to do that. They probably just said like, yeah, come on, do some remarks. Yeah, it's a pretty impossible environment to do stand up in. Terrifying. You think he got a bag? Yeah.

Probably. What are we talking boys? 400 well, they said that the they said that the They said that when law Lizzo did the Democratic Convention, she got 2.3 million So I probably got 2.5. I Just don't know how long did he talk for like 10 minutes. So we probably got like 4.8 Probably a couple of my coats. Yeah, he got to two Francis coats and two million on top of that and I mean, that's that's good work and his I mean, it's probably good for his business. I don't know I don't have a strong opinion on it. No, that's my thing

I don't really have an opinion that you also just said that and then we just talked about it for 15 minutes Yeah, that was pretty surface level. I have a strong opinion on it. No, that's my thing. I don't really have an opinion at all. You also just said that, and then we just talked about it for 15 minutes. Yeah, that was pretty surface level. I had a strong opinion. Observations. I did. Your opinion was, I'll just talk shit on him behind his back. No, I mean, look, I've met Tony Hinchcliffe. He's always been really nice to me.

Now you're issuing a full statement. I like him. I genuinely like the guy. I do. I don't. And I also just find him a nice guy now. He issuing a full statement. I like him. I genuinely like the guy I do. I don't. And I also just find the most honest guy now should be able to push the boundaries. I, I, I'll say this, like, I don't know. Sorry to the people of Puerto Rico. I didn't think that joke was that bad. Yeah. I don't, that, I mean, dude, I listened to the whole, I watched the whole 10 minutes. That's like the least offensive. I mean, I'm not saying none of the jokes personally offended me, but like,

if there was gonna be one to pick from, that would not have been the one. Yeah. But you could also say that you could make that joke about any island. Yeah. Like Australia. Right.

I think that people are evaluating it as words that were said at a political event instead of, you know, if he had said that on Kill Tony or even at the roast Tom Brady, I don't know that anyone's picking that joke out as a problem. So whatever, it is the time and place thing. I think the defense people were making was that it wasn't like the comedy, like the defense of being like this was jokes, lighten up its jokes, kind of goes away when you're at a political rally. Then don't invite the comedian to the political rally.

That's why I said I don't think comedians should be doing political rallies. I'll tell you what, if I got invited to a rally and I went, I could very well see myself doing a joke like that. Yeah. And getting in trouble for it. Yeah. And I don't know. You should.

It would do great things for the podcast. I would actually love if that was you up there. Yeah, I mean, I'm not I'm nowhere near in the stratosphere of Tony Hinchcliffe, but I can see how that happened. Yeah. And I'm annoyed specifically not at the broader public, but at comedians for having a problem with it.

That is what I have an issue with. Yeah. I just think it's dumb to... Yeah, I agree. I think it's dumb to talk like, I don't know, unless someone did something to you personally. I would die to see you do the U-Haul bit at the Democratic National Convention. They'd love it. I think that they might go crazy for the U-Haul bit because it's clean and it's personal and

everyone can relate totally Just doing stand-up. I think Francis you would write a great speech for a political convention. Well With with some jokes, I don't know. I Tend to say things that I'm not supposed to say But isn't that the point? Not always my fucking push the is to try to be funny. That is my point. Be an edge-lord?

Not to just make people unhappy or offended. I don't want that. All right. All right. We'll see you guys next week. I'm going to be in Bloomington, Minnesota next weekend. Please come get tickets to that. I am

begging you thank you we'll see you guys next week I need to Connecticut Rowan's gonna be in Connecticut coming to see that on Friday you don't need it he doesn't any more people you guys that's not true it's gonna be like 10,000 people there don't fucking say that why are you saying that right now the amount of people that are actively going to my Minnesota shows are the amount of people that are gonna be on stage for your show. That's not true, bro. I'm a weightless for his tickets.

No, that's not true. So Minnesota, let's hammer this one home. We need help. Let's start buying tickets for Minnesota. I'm gonna be playing in front of a mirror. This is gonna be bad. I need your help come to come to New Haven Connecticut on Friday pop punk is performing costume contest cash prize it will be fun I guarantee it sass will be biking up Francis is gonna be dressed as a fucking whole-ass

Dracula with that coat on. Did you see my outfit for the Halloween party? We did we already talked about it. Oh you did? Yeah Chucky. Yeah. Yeah my outfit for the Halloween party? We did, we already talked about it. Oh you did? Yeah, Chucky. Yeah. Yeah. All right, that's it. Oh you did?

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