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Episode Date: March 25, 2024

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At the twat Stop, cut it. When you start singing, you know, the music is fading out. It clashes. Who's broadside? Nope, stop. Welcome to another fantastic, original, hilarious, thought-provoking episode of the Super Mega Show. Genius? I forgot to put genius in there.

Whimsicle? That's why we have you. Shocks, dude. The company Genius. Thank you, man. That is my title, actually. If you look at the business documents, the California business documents, I am listed as Genius. Who also has the biggest company, Penis. They wouldn put list that officially rhyming I I don't want you to take that as a

compliment I was just trying to find a silly rhyme because I know that from the first episode people really enjoyed when we oh they loved it dude and when I farted oh dude they when you farted plus when when you when you were rhyming words and then I jumped in and I rhymed a couple words, people went fucking nuts for that. You can see the viewer retention just skyrockets at that moment. Replay, replay, replay, replay, replay. It was crazy, dude. But thank you all for tuning in.

That's right. Thank you. It really means a lot. This is episode three of Super Mega Show. And my name is Little Matthew Watson. And I'm Big Ryan. That's right uh not to be confused with big nick no not big nick he will be a guest on the podcast big ryan and that's not a weight thing and i'm actually big no you're not no i'm tall yeah i'm taller than big nick how tall is big nick you think i don't want to get it wrong i'll look at

i'll look it up real quick that would be very embarrassing if you if you got it wrong and he might actually sue us for that so how tall is and we're not making fun of his height I don't want people to start fucking clamoring over each other to get mad at us god forbid when we made fun of micro penises dude how tall is big Nick well he's 311", but that's not what I was... Guess what day he was born. 9'11"? Yep. Really?

Yeah, Big Nick was born on 9-11-1998. Wow. Oh, he's younger than us? Mm-hmm. He's 25. Dude, that's crazy. That's like we recently found out Mr. Beast is... 24, 25 or some shit? he was born in 98 i always

thought he was like 30 something i thought he was like 35 or some shit like he he no offense to him of course like mr beast i mean he funds this podcast so we can't really say anything we're part of the beast network we're part of the Beast Nation. Yeah. But basically he gave us jobs at the Mr. Beast Chicken Tender Plate. Was it Mr. Beast Burgers, Chicken Nuggets, something like that? Well, I'd hope you would remember the name considering that you're putting shifts in. Well, I wasn't making the food. I was just cleaning the back. Well, the food is left up to me.

I was just cleaning the back. The food is left up to me. And they didn't really give me any direction on how to make the Mr. Beast Burger. So I just kind of was given just a bunch of raw meat and some buns and stuff. I think I did a good job. I think so. I mean, for the visual listeners, you actually sent me a picture of the first burger you ever made at the Mr. Beast Burger. Yeah. So here's Matt's creation. It's a little rare but just a little bit a lot of a lot

of people like their burgers rare so uh i mean i like i like my steaks medium rare and you like a medium medium well well i like them oh just not even no no, no. I like medium, medium well. I did have a medium not too long ago, and it wasn't half bad. I just don't know if I can go. I don't know what I was about to just sling some bullshit. I was about, I don't know if I could go to medium well. But at the same time, I'm a fiend for meat. If you put a medium well steak and it's well seasoned and all that i'm gonna fuck it it's probably delicious oh dude i i mean like as long as it's not like

over done um a medium well steak or a medium steak it's fine by me although i do prefer medium rare i love the juiciness i do tenderness it's good i'm not i'm not much of a rare guy, though. Like a medium rare filet mignon? Mignon? Filet mignon. It is delicious. It's really good. We had some good steak recently. We did.

It was fucking insane. Oh, yeah. Insane in the... Membrane. There we go. More rhyming. I like that. More of a reference,

but it did also rhyme. Yeah. So, is the viewer attention still up? Oh, yeah. we're rhyming. Of course it's up. Y'all still listening? They're definitely listening. Cat, hat, bat, shat.

Splat. What? Splat. Okay, see? Boom. Okay, sorry. Okay. And what did you say?

Like brat. Yeah, brat. Or brat. Well, brat. Cat. No. I said cat in the beginning. Oh, fuck.

Matt. I think we're good on the rhyme Matt Oh how did we How did I not come up with that Isn't it crazy that there's people That just rhyme for a living Songwriters

Yeah Eminem Marshall Mathers Marshall Mathers Which I chastised you In the after hours Which you can go watch On our Patreon Of the last podcast

That you missed out On getting that sweet sweet Marshall Mathers skin they have three separate Eminem skins I know dude I'd maybe you can help me realize what they're referencing listen use I don't really know what era of Eminem each one is referencing so I want to get to that and I want you to kind of explain the what are they okay so there's there's one where he is very short blonde hair. Slim Shady.

Okay, Slim Shady. And Slim Shady. Then they have another one where it's him with like darker hair and he's wearing a suit and a fedora. Okay, that's recent Eminem. That's music to be murdered by. Okay. That's more recent. And then the third outfit that you can get for him is he has short blonde hair hair but he's dressed up as like superhero a superhero

yeah like robin kind of like he has a little mask i forgot what music video that's from but it's from one of his music videos i think uh i don't know i'm not i'm not this guy okay i'm not an m&m expert and you're a slim shady i'm a slim shady expert i'm i'm a Slim Shady expert. I'm a Shady... I'm really trying to think of a word that rhymes. Shady. You can slant rhyme it with like crazy. I'm crazy for Shady. I'm crazy for Shady.

Yeah, okay. You know, good. Thank you for saving me there. Of course. You threw me a fucking life raft. I'm here whenever you need me. At any hour of the night. Except for in between 5 a.m. and 6 a.m.

Okay. Well, that's important. Just not between those hours. Why? I'm not going to get into my private life on the podcast. Well, remember when I popped a tire when I was driving back from Sacramento? Oh, sorry. fire when I was driving back from Sacramento and it was it was it was a little after 5 a.m. and I was you know stuck in the middle of nowhere and it was raining and I was freezing and I really

needed some help because I just needed you to come like pick me up or something because I no one else I knew you were awake but no one else was I mean I saw the call on my phone I had do not disturb on but I still saw the ringer go off. So you called me twice in a row, I saw. But I did choose not to answer it because I was open and honest with you at the beginning of our friendship that anytime you need me, unless it's between the hours of 5 and 6 a.m. And that's important to me, that one hour of the day. I get it, man.

You got to set boundaries. It just kind of sucked. I think I was almost hypothermic. But it's fine. That's in the past. Can we just start disguising things as setting boundaries? Like when Luke's editing the podcast,

I want to set a boundary that, hey, it's just not cool if you don't finish it by Friday. Like you finish the final edit it's just a boundary I'm setting it makes me uncomfortable you don't finish it in one sitting it's just like this is a boundary I'm setting if you don't finish it in one one one go you know I hate uh I hate uh a boundary I'm setting right now is you can't eat spicy food in front of me. It's just a boundary. Just a boundary.

I don't like spicy food and it makes me uncomfortable when other people eat it and enjoy it. And it makes me feel jealous. And it just creates this dichotomy within myself. And I would really feel more comfortable if you could respect my boundary and not eat spicy foods in front of me. Because I can't handle them. And seeing that you can makes me jealous. Listen, man, when we're at the office, man, and you go number two, man,

it's just I got to set a boundary. You can't wipe, okay? Like just please, please don't wipe. That is when I'm setting a boundary right here, okay? Like no wiping. No wiping. All right, okay. No wiping whatsoever and no flushing. That's a boundary. I have to set. All right. Okay. No wiping whatsoever. And no flushing.

That's a boundary. I have to set one more boundary. Okay. You can't come at me in a, you've done this in the past. I don't want you to come at me in an aggressive way if I just happen to leave piss all over the toilet seat. I know that it is, it's something that I did that was wrong and I should have probably cleaned up the mess and I say should have very very strongly there but it does make me uncomfortable when you call me out and it makes me feel bad so I just want to set that

boundary that I don't want you to chastise me for pissing all over the toilet seats at the office. What about shitting on the toilet seat because that's happened twice in the last month. Well, I didn't know you had a problem with that because you've never talked about it with me. But now that I know, I want to set a boundary as well that you also can't bring up when I get a little bit of fecal matter on the brim of the toilet seat. Okay, fair. Fair enough. You got to set boundaries for your mental health. I understand. Boundaries, baby. Boundaries, baby. You know? Boundless boundaries. There you go.

That's maybe the title of this episode? I don't know. No. No. I hate it. I'm setting a boundary right now that cannot be the name of the episode. I'm sorry. I'm setting a boundary.

Is there still banana on the side of this computer from the last episode when you were wiping your hands on the computer? No, and you can't prove it. No, I actually will. Dude, Ryan. What is this, dude? Is that fucking banana,

rotting banana peel just on my side table? They're biodegradable. Throw it in the fucking pot. In the potted plant next to your left. It's a fake plant. It's not gonna,

it's just gonna rot. Well, throw it on the ground. It's biodegradable. That it in the fucking pot. In the potted plant next to your lab. It's a fake plant. It's not going to... It's just going to rot. Well, throw it on the ground. It's biodegradable. That's true. It'll just... It just... How about that?

It's just going to... It's going to dissolve into the carpet. I mean, the carpet's going to look healthier than ever. Yes, it will. Put a sprinkle of little manure on the carpet, you know. Oh, I want to give everybody listening a wonderful update. We are still being blasted with room temperature air. It is still not cool back here.

It feels a little better today. Well, it's cool in the definition that Matt and I are back here recording a podcast. That's true. What's cooler than that? Not much. Two guys being dudes recording a podcast. But what's not cool in the very literal sense of temperature is the podcast room and the Uncle Sleepover slash livestream room. Right.

It's been about two weeks. We did contact the landlord today to inquire to see what's been going on. And he responded with, technician is working. So I just have to hope and pray that the technician is working. Dude, are you? But hold up. Can I just send back technician broken? You'd be very confused.

Are you feeling a little cooler, though? Like, it feels a little cooler in here. Like, I'm noticing it. What if technician is working? Technician worked. The important thing is, hold on. Go check that damn thermostat. The batteries have been changed on it.

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Experience A&W's classic breakfast on now. Dine-in only until 11 a.m. Okay, so it's not working then. We just have, as I said, a little bit of cool air blowing on us. I mean, not cool air. Just room temperature. Just air. Just air, man. You know, we should challenge ourselves, actually, where we should do a podcast where we turn the heat all the way up.

Saw air, man. No, come on. A for effort. A plus for effort? The plus is for the effort? The A is for the effort? Well, the A is how good it was. Well, if we're going by that standard, I'd give you a C plus.

C for how good it was But a plus for the effort I'll try harder I will I mean it's only the third episode I need to warm back into The swing of things Of recording a podcast

I know we haven't recorded podcast I mean we're We're basically new to this No shit What? What's wrong? It's actually I did just notice a problem That I have That I'm going to have to talk to my therapist about.

Is the monitor in the shot again? No, no. It's the fact that the Fortnite item shop refreshes every day at around 5 p.m. Oh, is it 5 now because of daylight savings? Mm-hmm. It's not 4 anymore. No, which gets in the middle of my appointments. So, yeah, in the middle of your therapy,

you're going to have to be a little late, right? I mean, could I just cancel? I could just cancel. Just cancel. Just cancel. Right.

Let me, you don't need to honestly, uh, I told my therapist to get bent and shove it and I've never been happier. I set a boundary with my therapist. I said, no more therapy. Okay. Hold on. This therapy stuff. Not for happier. I set a boundary with my therapist. I said no more therapy. Okay?

Hold on. This therapy stuff, not for me. I actually feel like I need to call my therapist because it's important. Like what if something cool pops in the shop and I'm not the first, like I'm not, I'm not like there. Yeah. No, I understand. You'd feel like you, I mean, it's still gonna, it would still be there technically.

Like after your therapy appointment. But I get what you're saying you know it's like you want to you want to experience it first with everyone else you don't want to feel left out you don't want fomo i was gonna text him but i'll just call it's more it's more professional to call just call them hold on i mean they could bring in like a new fish stick style or something. Hey, Dr. Hey, Ryan, I'm glad you're here for your session. Oh, well, actually, I was just saying that I just realized that the Fortnite item shop refreshes at 5 p.m. every day now

because of the daylight savings time change, and I know that's when our sessions are. And I was just calling to see if I could reschedule because I'm going to have to cancel that appointment. Yeah, that's fine. I think we could reschedule. Now, Ryan, while I have you here on the phone, how are you feeling about the Fortnite item shop being pushed back an hour? I mean, I think that's something that I want to say for the sessions.

I don't want to get into it too much on a public podcast. You sure? I'm here right now. No, I feel you, and I would hope that you're not charging me for this time. No, I am. We're charging by the 15 minutes. Oh, well, I just can't make it today. That's all I wanted to say. But while I have you here, how do you feel about Eminem now being out of the shop?

I heard that your friend Matt missed it. Yeah, I was just talking to him about that. Yeah, he... Do you think you could... What, do you want to take my place today? Take my 5 p.m.? Yeah. Okay, could Matt actually take my place,

take my session, so he could talk to you about the M&M skin no longer being in the item shop? Absolutely, because I'm sure he's distraught. Sweet, I am very distraught. Perfect. He's training his friends over having no computer setup. That's what you said, right? He has no computer setup very distraught his friends over having no uh computer setup that's what you said right he has no computer setup to play fortnite with his friends on

yeah he keeps saying that he'll put up a computer again sorry i don't want to i don't want to i don't want to gossip uh dirt on a public podcast about stuff that should remain in therapy but uh and i seem to remember you talking about some stupid program he kept talking about where his so what didn't you have a program like actually titled like some stupid like something like that like literally it was titled that that's that's what he was talking about okay well um uh yeah um well cool Your therapist sounds like a nice gentleman. I can make the item shop without feeling too stressed. And I know that my buddy Matt is going to get the help he needs to get over the fact that he has now twice missed M&M in an item shop.

It hurts, you know, and it's – I'm mad at myself more than anything. I'm not mad. I'll save it for therapy. Okay? I'll save it for therapy. What? I'll save it for therapy. What are you sipping on over there, man? What's in that cup? You got, dude, you got two drinks, two beverages.

Well, I have a monster, a white monster. Yeah, you're a white monster. Not to be confused with my stepdad. Come on. Was I not supposed to laugh at that? No, no, no, no, no. I was just saying, you made the joke in the middle of me setting it up and then not being able to... I feel like then it shows that you got the joke out first.

I didn't mean to steal your... I didn't know you were going to make the joke. That's why I did it. It's fine. It's fine. But I'm also... The second drink that I have is water to help hydrate me after drinking the monster. Okay. I got a... Over here, me after drinking the monster. Okay.

I got a, over here, I got an orange monster. Orange monster? What, is this Donald Trump? Who has been announced as being the Republican nominee for 2024. Yep. And Biden is the Democratic one, so we got a rematch baby america loves their sequels they they yeah it's this is uh this is trump v biden 2 electric boogaloo the squeak will shipwrecked uh an election where nobody wins yep uh also the laptop has a screensaver came up and

i want to make sure it's still recording audio. Want me to go touch it? Yeah, go touch it. Just throw that down. Still going? Yep. Beautiful. Man, I bet you guys missed that.

Ryan, Jesus fucking Christ, dude. Oh my fucking God. He's checking the laptop, bins over, drops his gym shorts. What? Spreads his ass and just shakes it and his nuts are flopping. No, I didn't. I can't prove it technically, I guess. You can't.

So why are you saying these things to an audience of five million? Just to piss you off. Just to piss you the fuck off. There's got to be one person out there that heard the 5 million comment and just went, okay, you wish, buddy. Do they actually think? I'm going to see something on a website called Reddit. Do they really think they get 5 million viewers?

Shows the egocentrism that's working in the new super mega fantasy factory five million it you know it's kind of along the same lines as a holocaust denier uh people that would would post that kind of stuff it's like five million you know maybe five thousand but i would say yeah that's probably right in line with the with the holocaust denying denying the size of our audience is very similar. It's in line with denying the Holocaust. Yeah. You wouldn't deny the Holocaust, would you?

Never. So why would you deny us of our audience? Exactly. The two are related. Well, no, no, no, no. Our audience is not related to the Holocaust. I'm sure we have. No, didn't the, I was about to say, I'm sure there's, you know, one person out there that,

No, didn't the, I was about to say, I'm sure there's, you know, one person out there that, you know, lived in around that time that survived the Holocaust that got to watch a episode of the Super Megacast. But I thought, like, wasn't it at some point recently, like, the last surviving Holocaust survivor passed away or something? Or no? I don't think so. Maybe I'm making that up. Maybe you're just misleading our audience. Well, now look it up or else or else i'm just i'm just maybe it's like the last nazi guard or something mayhaps uh last known holocaust survivor david wolnerman has died this was september 4th 2023 oldest holocaust survivor turns 112 amid rise in anti-Semitism, January 22nd, 2024.

That doesn't make sense, though, because the Holocaust was in the 40s. No, but I just read two things back-to-back that contradicted each other. One headline says, last known Holocaust survivor has died. Known Holocaust survivor. And the next one is oldest Holocaust survivor turns 112 amid rise in anti-Semitism. I do want to say happy birthday to Rose, who turned 112. Wow. You've seen a lot of the world, and we, can we get some confetti to shout out? I know you're probably watching, Rose, and we appreciate your support.

Thank you, Rose. We really appreciate it, and we'll be sending in some merch your way. Hey, we're sorry about what happened at the Holocaust. Sorry about that. Here's some merch to make your day brighter. Who are these people super mega yes she'd probably love it she you know she's like she's dude she's 112 years old you know it's like she's probably not got not a lot of time left so you know a gift is a gift you know she probably really appreciates uh she she's found a new appreciation in life being the the ripe old age of one hundred and twelve.

And I don't know too many people enjoy ages above one hundred, honestly, or even. Well, I was about to say 90, but my grandmother is over 90 years old and she's still like not not like quick or anything but she gets around she she's she's still some you know some somewhat mobile she's mentally quick as well i i she's she's a wonderful woman and i and i love her very much clicking the sheets as well in fact she's she's such a a a matriarch to our to our family unit that i i i always say that i've told her this too that she's just gonna out outlive us all the whole family she's still gonna be alive when when you're 92 yeah although i i actually don't wish that upon her because that would be very depressing what so like what just watching you all of your family die before you like expecting like oh you know oh all of my grandkids too they're

gone what would happen like maybe this is rose's case you know you're getting older and you pass 100 and you're like damn well any day now i guess next year i i don't think I'll make it to 101 I mean you hit 101 and then you're like wow okay 101 and then you hit like 112

and you're like okay what's going on here cause like there's a there's a there's kind of a I guess a graph of uh

your mental state and your age and some people get get lucky in their in their mental state great song get lucky up all night is that what you're referencing nice um some people get lucky and they get to keep their like mental wherewithal throughout even their 90s um i just talked about my grandmother uh who who's like i it sounds weird. She's still able to have conversation. Like, I don't like I'm talking to that. But like, I know from experience because my other grandmother wasn't as lucky and had dementia.

And so my grandfather before her had dementia. Yeah. before her had dementia. Yeah. And my grand, another one of my grandfathers, he, he like,

I think he fell one day, like out at the grocery store and then just had a physical decline, like a fast, rapid physical decline. Dude, that's what happens when you're old. It's like a lot of people aren't lucky in their old age.

No. So I find it something to celebrate if you're able to not only like at least get up and shuffle around, but, like, have full conversations and talk and laugh. Yeah, this is all your brain is. And remember the past and stuff. Dude, that's the scary thing about being old is you can, like, slip on an ice cube and you're fucked. That's it.

like slip on an ice cube and that's it that's it like because you can no longer walk anymore for that like those months of healing that you would usually get like if if you or i tripped and fell we uh worst case scenario we go to like physical therapy or something for a month or something yeah and it heals and mends but when you're old that shit does not heal or does not mend to the to the ability to where you can use that shit again so if you fall at an old age that's a lot of the times isn't that like a lot of the like what happens yeah it's like there's a fall and then a deterioration from there it's like the fall is uh you know i i've seen it so many times with like friends and stuff where they're, one of their grandparents will, you know, fall, you know, trip going up the stairs or something. And the next thing you know, it's like they break their hip. And usually if you're like super old, a broken

hip is a death sentence. Cause you're just like, you can't move around anymore. And just everything else starts to go, which is really, really crazy because our bodies are so strong. Otherwise, like your body is my back, apparently. Oh, sorry. Except for specifically the the gel in between your spinal column shit. Are you still getting back shots? No, I only remember if you ever listen to me. I only got one back in the day.

You only got back shots once? Mm-hmm. Okay. So you don't listen to me when I talk? Because we've talked about this, and I've said I've only gotten one, and now you're asking if I've only gotten one again, as if you weren't there holding my hand during the first one? Well, how can I forget, dude?

You squeezed my hand until it was fucking purple and i and i told the doctor i want him to give me the shot he's the only one i trust well you know i've never given a shot before so that was uh you giving me back shots at the doctor off at the doctor's office was probably like the most uh like friendship bonding right holding hands oh yeah holding hands giving you back shots one back shot well yeah I don't I don't I didn't mean this one singular back shot yeah I didn't go in for a second back shot well technically it was I did give you multiple back shots because I you know because you wanted me to do it I I missed several times and the doctor

tried to help and say let me let me help guide. And you slapped his hand away and said, if I allow you to guide me, then where was that friendship energy? Exactly. We've always discussed, even in our past Let's Plays and stuff, that you and I have this friendship energy that we can tap into and hone in on, especially in co-op games. It's like a secret power, you know, that no one else has but us i hope there's a i hope uh you know that friendship energy lasts till till we're till we're old and gray i think it will i can't imagine it wouldn't but i i what what at what age do you think even let's say you're mentally fine at what age do you think you're like, okay, I don't want to be here because eventually you physically won't be able to do much

besides sit and watch stuff. I don't know if it's like an age number thing. I think it's more about your health because like you said with your grandma, if you're still quick-witted and I didn't say quick-witted. I mean quick quick witted. Yes. Uh, if you're still quick witted and, uh, you got your health at 95, then, you know, you probably aren't like, Oh, please God any day.

But, uh, if you're, you know, you could be 80 and have horrible health and be like, all right, I'm ready to go. Uh, so I think it's more about like how you're how you are that's that's probably like for me i'll probably reach that point once uh a uh i've outlived if if i end up outliving all my friends uh and b uh probably if my wife you know if my wife dies I'm probably ready after that. There's also a thing where, you know what I'm about to say, is when one significant other dies in a long-lasting old marriage, then the other person kind of loses not the will to live, but they just don't.

One always goes right after. Because at that point, you're old and your kids are living their own lives with their own kids. You probably still communicate and talk and stuff, but what your life was about, what you mainly focused on, and the people that you could connect with that are within that same age range has depleted drastically. What is that about? There has to be some kind of like actual explanation for for why sorry i just made a an astonished face and i'll and i'll update you on why soon but finish okay yeah uh there's got to be like some explanation on why when an old couple when one of them dies the other one always goes my grandpa died like a week after my grandma died my grandma died and then my grandpa was like, okay, I'm dead too. That's what he said. My grandma on my dad's side, the one that ended up getting dementia,

she didn't really show any symptoms or signs until after my grandfather passed. But not just that, she kind of did, and not to get too personal, But not just that, she kind of did, and not to get too personal, but she did kind of become, from my perspective at least, kind of a shell of the energy that she displayed. That's usually what happens. Because them both together, they were always cracking wise with each other and stuff. week or anything after he passed it was it was some years after there was still a very noticeable mental that led to like a physical decline just because it's just like she was always just kind of like thinking about the past that's what it seems she would just sit down and kind of like stare off to like open air and just think a lot more. I guess another thing probably is, you know, you get sick a lot as an old person and when you get, it's like,

oh, next time I get sick, it's like, I don't need to treat it. Like, we don't need to do this whole thing. I can just go, you know? Yeah. But what did you make the face at? Oh, the astonished face. The astonished face.

Since we're talking about old age, I just wanted to get a recap of the ages of the two people that could potentially be leading our country. Oh, yeah, yeah. So we got Donald Trump at 77 years old. Then we have Joseph Biden. Robinette Biden. Robinette Biden at 81 years old. 77 and 80 fucking one.

Has there ever been a presidential race where both of the nominees should be put in a home? Like, I don't think so, because Biden is the oldest president America's ever had. And I think Trump is second oldest. So Trump was the oldest I think until Biden came along There needs to be a fucking cut off There 100% needs to be a cut off It's like 35 to become President and then it needs to cut off

At 70 I think 70 is a good cut off Personally I think it should be cut off around 65 That's what I was going to say But 70 just some people are still pretty, you know, up there. Yeah. And, dude, it's like the people that are in charge of, like, one of the world's superpowers, like, they could be suffering from dementia and having a mental decline. The people that are in charge of nuclear weapons that have the call to launch nuclear weapons without congressional.

So Biden is 81 years old and his birthday is in November. He was born in 1942, to put it into perspective. That's before we dropped the bomb. I know. But so by the time he would get his second term, he would be 82. Right. Which means by the time his term ends he's gonna be 80 fucking six years old almost dude almost 90 and like with trump let me do the same thing i don't oh i know trump's

birthday by heart because it's june 14th because you're a big fan well it's i share a birthday right um i don't know what year he was born. He's 77? Yeah, he's 77. Well, I can't do the math. I don't feel like straining my brain to the point where I become non-vocal. That's what it would take for me to do that math.

We could go non-vocal for a second and both try our hardest, but let's not. But Trump is turning 78 this year year come June. So that means by the end of, if he wins this term, by the end of his next term, he's going to be 82, which is just, again, both of those are insane. Like running a country in your 80s is ridiculous.

It's so crazy. And you know what's crazy is I watched – you can find it on YouTube. I watched a news report about when Biden was elected for the first time as a senator. And it's in black and white. So, like, it's literally before color television. And also, I don't know how much of this is political, but I see people on both sides saying that they're both showing signs of dementia or Alzheimer's. And I don't know how much of that is like a political attack or how much of it is actually like true. But regardless, we shouldn't be boiling it down to two old fucking men.

No, I think To women To old fucking Maybe Okay maybe Because that's fun And beneficial For their mental health And for the country

Sex is beneficial For your mental health I'm scared of it But I mean I don't have any Any data To kind of Prove that

But it is a surge Of dopamine Most of the time When I get some monkey My mood goes from here to here Let me get to you and that monkey let me get to you and that monkey yeah no it goes like that but but like people of biden and trump's age or any politician around there that still has like even talking about the the supreme court justices and shit like that A lot of these People work to an age where Most people are retired

Well well before that Age and not only that usually but I think like Trump and Biden Should be just spending time with their families Should just be chilling at home Uh relaxing with Uh their their their Children and their grandkids or whatever

I don't I don't I don't think they need to be ping-ponged around not like shuffling around ping-pong not knowing what's going on on a day-to-day basis they're both obviously right now very led by kind of extreme just brain deterioration just because they one work in the public eye they're politicians and they're stressed they're old as fuck not like sympathizing with them but just more so saying these people should not be the ones in charge of very serious fucking situations. I don't know if that's a hot take or not, but you're so you're saying the people that are at the age where you show signs of dementia shouldn't be the ones who can make the call to launch nuclear weapons. No.

OK, Ryan. I don't think they should be in charge or in the conversation in making decisions for any kind of geopolitical bullshit that's going on. Yeah, yeah. Dude, you know what would be awesome? If we elected someone young and hip as president, like Daniel Tosh or Rob Dyrdek. Yes. Well, I guess what I'm missing is at least the facade of passion presidents would have about topics. Like, I don't even get that.

Like, I don't get the feeling that Biden or Trump are passionate about any of the, like, kind of the political leanings of their parties. I just, they're a politician, so they're just, well, Trump is more new to the game, I guess, in his young years. He's a businessman. He's a businessman. But they, long story short,

fuck, fuck, fuck. That's my thoughts on this next election. It's gonna be an epic election cycle, ladies and gentlemen. If you thought 2020 was crazy, just wait for the sequel. For some pones, maybe some, get my name out of your mouth, Jack. Keep my name out that fucking mouth. Tell your son to stop doing drugs, bitch. What, is he running against Bill Clinton?

I guess I didn't do that. I did a very bad Trump impression. You tell that little boy of yours to stop smoking crack. Stop smoking crack and boning sex workers, mate. Mate. Well, I think this is as good of any as a time to go to commercial break. Why are you giving me that look? I thought I just went to commercial break.

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Welcome back. Welcome back. Remind me, I'm not using that mic. I'm not. Or we're changing the mic cover on it. Okay, yeah, sure. We can just solidify this as my mic. Yeah, that's your mic. I keep doing this thing where I'm like talking and I'm like moving the mic around.

I should keep it here. I keep that shit locked. I should keep it here so the fans can hear me crystal clear. Crystal clear, my man. Clear in here, by the way. That's a rhyme. Clear in here. I just wanted to say that we're still in our game.

So the retention should still be going up every now and then when you see us rhyme. Listen, man, we're clear and we're here for years. I'm Clareton Clear. So the retention should still be going up every now and then when you see us rhyme. Listen, man, we're clear and we're here for years. I'm Claritin clear. It's the way you said that with like a very straight face. I'm Claritin clear. A doctor telling you that? Like, I've got some bad news. It appears you're Claritin clear.

Is Ellen still Claritin clear? Oh, yeah. Ellitin. I mean, Ellen is. clear? Oh, yeah. Ellitin. I mean... Ellitin! Ellen is... No, actually, dude. If you look at what Ellen looks like nowadays, Ellen looks like she's dealing with some serious allergies.

Well, Ellen has always... I was surprised to hear Ellen's age for the first time. This was probably even a decade ago when I found out how old... Put up a picture of the gorgeous Ellen DeGeneres. Can you believe this is a 66? Okay, it makes sense now. When I was younger, I was a little more flabbergasted because she was always dancing and had blonde hair. Dude, she was dancing like crazy.

So like, you know, 10 years ago and I'm like, she's almost 60. But I guess now 66, it does kind of match. And again, before anyone comes crawling at us, I am not, you know, chastising her for being an old broad. Those were quotes, that old broad, as that's what people might take away from what I'm saying. I'm saying that she's an old Ellen. And she's not very Claritin clear.

No, I'm serious. You know that like picture where it's like, I guess she's been crying. I'm not sure. But it's like her eyes are red. She has like dark circles on her eyes. Like she does not look like she's Claritin clear. 100% looks like, like she looks like she basically just just put her face into like uh just it like a like a container of pollen and just rubbed it around was uh was she a part of

the celebrity sing-along back when it's like well imagine all the people it's easy if you you know my you know my favorite she was my favorite celebrity during that is mark ruffalo's uh inclusion have have you seen mark ruffalo's part let me watch this let me see should we just pull it up yeah but we don't have speakers set up never mind yeah so how about you pull it up or maybe i can find because i don't want you to watch the whole thing to find mark ruffalo mark ruffalo's part is by far the best in this. I think I've talked about it before. I might have shown you.

Hold up one second. Imagine. Why did they do that? Whose idea was that? And like they're all singing in like different keys and shit. Imagine. It was for COVID, right? It was because they were all sad that they couldn't work and it was to boost morale of the world of the working class

we are the world that was that's the modern we are the world dude internet back here sucks i cannot load it hold on i'm i'm scrubbing through it. There you go. 25 celebrities sing Imagine in isolation, creating a moving montage. Okay, I found it. Well, I want... The lead up to Mark Ruffalo is important. Okay. Okay.

Just because... Okay, hold on. Let's see. Imagine no possessions. Pedro Pascal. I wonder if you can. No need for greed and hunger.

Brotherhood of man. He's just like, he's like in one of the worst angles Like obviously in bed And I like I don't have a problem with Mark Ruffalo

Mark Ruffalo seems to be like For great causes Right right He was in recently Poor Things Which I really liked He's the Incredible Hulk In the Marvel movies Replacing Edward Norton

But just Brotherhood of men Like I love that sorry i'm gonna have to watch it one more it's really good dude i really like it it's like he just woke up hung over and saw like his agents like hey mark you got to do this uh just need for greed and hunger it's also kind of quiet where it's like, it's almost like he's trying not to wake up his wife next to him or something. Like she's still asleep and he doesn't want to bother her. Dude, the way he belts it is fucking fantastic.

I love that. But it's actually surprising to see some of the people who did that and didn't like Kind of raise an eyebrow And go Is this tone deaf? Like Will Ferrell's in it Yeah they're pretty tone deaf

Alright Pedro Pascal You know what I like? Sarah Silverman's part She's The whole time She's like looking Off screen

Like she has to read The lyrics Like for this one line She has to sing She's reading these lyrics Like Imagine no possessions And then there's There's so many celebrities the lyrics like for this one line she has to sing she's reading these lyrics like imagine no possessions and then there's there's so many celebrities in that video dude that they're just showing off they like to throw in the sarah paulson is she in it i think so i like sarah

paulson i like her too as i said like i don't have a problem with these with these people, actors. Why didn't they ask us? I don't know. I think, well, okay, I will say that it seems like a lot of people, and by people I mean online content creators slash YouTubers, are starting to break into the mainstream a little bit. Oh, yeah. And we don't need any more evidence of that than Josh Peck being in Oscar-nominated Oppenheimer

and King Bach being in The Walking Dead series. Why? Why did they choose him? My favorite thing with King Bach in The Walking Dead is that he still has his pencil-thin goatee. Like, have you seen a... Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I saw it. It was like first images of King Bach. in The Walking Dead is that he still has his pencil-thin goatee like trim. Like, have you seen a... Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I saw it.

It was like first images of King Badge. He's like wearing a cowboy hat and he looks clean as hell. It doesn't look like they threw dirt on him or anything. Yeah, yeah.

He looks pretty good. Or maybe, you know, he hasn't been in a fight and the community that they're in, they shower a lot. I don't know. I haven't caught up with The Walking Dead

since probably like season five or six or some shit like that and my favorite uh my favorite line from Josh Peck's performance in Oppenheimer uh which he you know he had a pretty pretty you know a big performance in that movie uh my favorite line is when he goes oh man I I look I Look I get it Because I want to preface this By saying I understand His excitement But it was kind of funny

Because I think he released I don't think he was at the Oscars But he released Josh Peck wasn't at the Oscars? Yeah I don't think so Wasn't he nominated for Best Actor for his role In Oppenheimer?

Best Supporting Actor But But Killian Murphy He was like He was like Saying how proud He's like I never thought

I would have been here to be in an Oscar-nominated film. And I'm like, in my head, you know, the little internet voice, the little internet rapscallion in me is like, dude, calm down. Like, I don't see, I don't think, you know,

every extra in Oppenheimer is like, damn, it's good work that we're doing. Good job, team. This is what I'm going to be remembered for. Probably. Maybe he will. That's what Josh Peck, you know, his role in Oppenheimer has completely overwritten Drake and Josh. Or his days with David Dobrik and crew.

Oh, I forgot. He was just kind of attaching himself to everyone and anyone, wasn't he? Not us. Why didn't he attach himself to Super Mega? The Funny Brothers? Is he too good for us? Oh, sorry. What the hell was that?

Oh, this is the one that I'm talking about. I didn't even recognize him. Well, he looks good. Yeah, he's lost a lot of weight, dude. That's why he looks good? No, that's how much I've taken care of his skin. It's just I didn't recognize him. His skin is clear, you know?

He's on that actor regiment now, you know? He's putting lotions on his face. Dude, I got lotion in my eye the other night when I was putting on like a face moisturizer before bed. Holy shit I was I was crying these big old tears I couldn't get it out of my eye because I had it like a big glob on my finger and I was trying to get It under my eye and I just straight up I missed and I poked my eye With the huge glob of lotion while it was wide open Do you ever have those moments where like if you're like I don't put in contacts or anything but like if you are putting on like skin stuff if you're trying to

like maybe even get something out of an eyelash you'll have that moment where it's almost like you just spasm and it's just you like actually just a little bit just poke yourself in the eye for no reason i feel like that's uh i'm lucky i could have been blind by the way and talking about poking people in eyes that could be like the the dark side of of you like dark ryan inside coming out like when i was young i was uh i think this was probably because of the first sam raimi spider-man maybe with the goblin glider and it's like sharp knives and uh spider-man doing a backflip but when i was younger it must have been like middle school or something, I took a kitchen

knife and I laid down. And I was in an action movie and I was like, it was falling in slow motion. I'm like, I'm going to get out of the way. And there was this one point where I felt the tip of the knife touch my eye a little bit. And I freaked out. I was like, fuck. I didn't mean it to get that low. I didn't know it was that close to my eye. little bit and I freaked out I was like fuck like I didn't mean to get that low I

didn't know it was that close to my eye just some stupid dude I thought you would like move out of the way when it's like three inches from your face not when it's literally like millimeters no it's because in those cool movies like stuff stops like right before the eye and I was just kind of making that up but like I every now and then I'll be in bed or I'll just be driving or doing something and that memory will pop into my head of like, damn, that could have been a moment where my dad comes home. And like there's a lot of people that experience this where their kid does something stupid because they're not being watched. And you can't watch your kid all the time. And it's not like I was a baby.

Right. I was, as I said, probably like elementary, middle, whenever. No, no, no. Spider-Man came in around 2001, right? So I was probably in late elementary school at this point. Oh, okay. But I don't think that... I think I...

But I had both of my eyes. Were you in high school? I was not in high school. You can be honest. I wasn't. Was this 11th grade? It wasn't because I wasn't in high school because this is back at my dad's old place.

We had moved by then. Gotcha. Yeah, dude. Like, were you just feeling like you were living on the edge doing that? Like, did it feel badass when the knife was slowly going through you? Like, did it feel cool? Yes. To answer your question, Matthew, it did feel cool.

It felt like, you know, when you're on the playground you're on the playground, it's I did the same thing with like Harry Potter. I didn't bring a knife to the playground. Guys, check this out. But like, you know, when you see Harry Potter fall off his broom kind and he's holding on. He's hanging on, yeah. And you go on to like the monkey bars and you kind of do the same thing where you're like, ah. Yep. You're like shaking your legs and you kind of pretend that you're up like five stories or something. Yeah, I know.

Exactly. It was in the vein of that, except it was a knife, a real knife and coming close to my eye. I just remember that moment of panic when I felt the tip touch my eyeball a little bit. Oh my God, dude. I just like, I can't believe you got it that close. Well, I was just kind of, cause I couldn't, because I couldn't tell that it was like that close. Because like, think about your depth perception at that level.

At some point, it becomes like. You just touched your eye. I did. You just touched your eyeball. I'll do it again. Did you mean to do that? Don't touch your eye. Stop it.

Ew. Can you just pull the whole thing out real quick? Well, for the audio listeners, you just missed Ryan touching his eyeball. Do you think that there's a good angle? Did I get a good angle of me touching my eyeball? Probably, yeah. I think that the camera definitely picked that up. Okay, good.

I did a lot of stupid shit as a kid, too. Like, did you ever do the pass out game where you just hold your breath? Where you go... I told a story about this too Oh and you stand up and blow on your Blow on your thumb Well you start out going You like hyperventilate a lot

Right right you take deep breaths Blow really hard on your thumb and then you pass out Do I do it now? No I've never done it It's bad for your brain I've never done it Apparently it's bad for your brain I could try it real quick and see if it's bad for my brain

So what I read is you're supposed to like Squat down like this I never squatted down I did this like in my chair in class On like two separate occasions Once the second time A scene accidentally was made And I got embarrassed but the first time

Was in an English class And I did it and I remember like waking up From a nap and then it all coming together I was like an english class and i did it and i remember like waking up from a nap and then it all coming together like i was like did it work and my friend was like yeah don't do it matt it's actually not good oh what matt just uh matt just uh bent down hyperventilate a little bit, and then sucked on his thumb. Blew on his thumb. I blew on my thumb. Wow. Okay, I didn't pass out, but I did go blind for a second.

You know when the sparkles? Mm-hmm. Okay, yeah. What you're supposed to do, what I read is- No, you're not supposed to do any of this. You don't want me to give the instructions? No, I don't want anyone to do this. That's why I-

How to deplete oxygen? That's why I prefaced this with saying I did a lot of stupid stuff as a kid well it did it did work i will say it was a little delayed like i blew on my thumb and then it took about two seconds but then all of a sudden it was just like how about you blow on a little something i call god's thumb I put it a holes reference in there play as a place about ratio joke you sucking on my penis yeah and you even you even did that you even did the the you know you put your you put your thumb in place of where your penis would be yep so so it really like even if someone didn't get the joke by hearing it visually they would have been like and I and someone didn't get the joke by hearing it,

visually they would have been like, oh, yeah. And I don't want to disappoint you or anything. When I do this, that is not an accurate representation of the size of my penis. I don't want you to feel like you're getting all of this. That is a lot. When it's, if I were to do a more accurate representation. Yeah. I'm doing it right now Got you

Yeah Okay Well yeah God's Calling your penis God's Oh my god See now every time you watch Holes You're gonna remember that moment.

When he's like, God, stop. Just going to think of your penis. Just going to think of the Ryan McGuinness. That's what I call it. The McGuinness, dude. You know, honestly, instead of Trump and Biden trying to become president, why don't people just sit them down, give them some warm milk and a blankie, and have them watch Holes? And maybe they'd learn a little something or two they'd get along after

that because because there's the theme of uh sigourney weaver's character wasting her whole life and her grandfather wasting his whole life yep looking for this treasure that they never ever really found never and the treasure that they're searching for seems to be acceptance by the masses. I really think politicians, most of them, of course, aren't in it for the good. They're just in it for like... Money, power.

Yeah, they're kind of like a bigger form of streamers in a sense. It's all about like self-congratulatory... Yeah, it's very just ego. Look at this mass that I have Especially for Trump It's just like Look at this fan base that I've accumulated

That I can send like a dog to people Right If they disagree with me Or don't like what I do Exactly That's actually a very good comparison The world became a better place When we stopped having adult conversations

Real quick going back to the McGuinness A lot of of you yeah that maginis a lot a lot of people really in the most recent mail video a lot of people really thought that that was real a lot of people thought that was i wish it was well so what i what i uh basically dude i was sitting here at 4 a.m. I mean, when I watched it the first time, it had already, because like you added that edit late at night before I like watched it before it went live. Because like I had been editing it like probably like earlier that week and then you wanted to do a pass. And during your pass, this is one of the edits you added late at night. This is one of the edits you added late at night And so when I'm watching it live I look and I'm like oh

It's like the same reaction you probably had When I censored you out with your amoebos Yeah Dude it's like So basically no that was not Ryan's real penis When I pull the homemade pocket pussy off It's the way it flops Paired with the

Well you and I really do like Not just like Creating like a fake penis or something. We like adding a little bit of motion. I mean, ever since we were working with Game Grumps and I added that penis on Sonic that flopped around. So actually, it was quite an intricate process how I created this edit. You found a real penis. It's a real penis I found on Google Images. And I went in Photoshop and I, you know, well, it's a penis covering half of the balls.

So I cut the penis out separate from the balls. But then I used like the warp tool basically to make it have different shapes. So, you know, it has the floppy motion. And then I had to use content aware fill to complete the rest of the balls that were missing. Okay. So then what I did was I. Did you separate the shaft and the balls on different layers? Different layers, yeah.

Wait, were the balls on one or did you have each ball on one? No, no, no. Balls were just one. And then I set the anchor point of the penis to the base. So then I could rotate it around. And then I made a couple frames. And then I put it in Premiere. Then I made it small frames and then i put it in premiere then i made it small and i motion tracked it to your groin region uh then i then i put a little bit of a

it looks really good it does look really real it looks very real and i was sitting here at 4 a.m cracking myself up dude i'm sitting here making myself dizzy laughing so hard at this the way it flops and the fucking the sound effect um and then it was only the next day i was like maybe i should have made a sense of that a little bit more because like i guess uh when i'm watching on my computer screen it's pretty big so the pixels look big and i'm like oh yeah but then when you watch on a small phone uh you it's almost like you're squinting your eyes a little bit and you can see, I'm like, oh yeah,

you should have sent it. You got the movement down. The movement was really spot on. I went in the bathroom and I thrust it. It's good to kind of do the old super mega style again. Yeah. Like passing a video back and forth.

It's fun, yeah. I missed it. I did too. That's what we've been doing with recent stuff doing with the with recent stuff with the sketches with uh mail videos and stuff we've just been you know ryan will take us uh uh uh what you'll take a what at it a uh a crack a crack that's what i was looking for i was like a snap no i'll take a crack at it ryan'll take a crack at it and then

he'll uh give me his little hard drive and i'll take a crack at it and then give it back to ryan he'll take a crack at it and then you he'll give me his little hard drive, and I'll take a crack at it, and then give it back to Ryan. He'll take a crack at it, and then somewhere in the process, we might give it to Lil Nelson. He'll take a crack at it, and then he gives it back, and then finalize it, and bada-boom, bada-bing. But Lil Nelson's really only looking for spelling corrections. Yeah, he's a good speller. But that's how super mega videos are made these days.

It's just like the old days. Back to basics. Back to the basics. And we're editing them in the same room we used to edit our old Super Mega videos. That's the craziest part. We also used to edit them from our apartment a lot of the times because we would be editing videos at 2 a.m. that would be going out for 10 a.m. Yes.

Yes, we would. I was going to phone them. And then we'd get up for the next morning to go work on Game Grumps and then spend after Game Grumps working on Super Mega. So we'd really – I do not miss those days, but it was like a – it was a time that I do have nostalgia for. Yeah, same. I mean, it's kind of been a similar grind recently. I've like just – last night was the first night I went to bed before midnight in probably like two months. And it felt nice dude

I fucking slept like a baby uh because I've just been so used to just staying at the office until like three or four or five I always know like once once I look out the window and the sun is up I'm like fuck I need to go home that's when I'm miserable and I can't I know it's gonna I know the next day is ruined yep the moment I hear birds chirping I know the next day is ruined and I'm going to have to work through that next day to push through and then not only that, try later in the day to get my sleep schedule back on track. Can't nap.

No, if you nap, you'll just and I'll sleep past alarms if I stayed up like an all-nighter and then I try to take a nap, set an alarm. That's most of the time when I'm sleeping through alarms is taking a nap after an all-nighter do you ever uh wake up and you're like your alarm's going off and in a dazed confusion like you're not even really conscious you turn your alarm off and go back to sleep because i do that sometimes it's like yeah i guess it's like when i wake up when

i'm deep in rim sleep and i'm so confused i just turn my alarm off and go back to sleep and then i wake up and i've missed my alarm by like over an hour and I'm like what the fuck that rain I place my alarm usually at a place to where I have to like put some effort like I used to probably have those fugue states a smart idea right I used to have those fugue states of sorts when uh when I'd have the phone like under my pillow or like near my head or just kind of like on the bed with me but now if i put it on the far side of my nightstand i typically you know i'm like i have to like actually start searching for it be you know so that's smart

if you have to put in a little more effort it gives you it makes you more aware wakes you up a little bit too well yeah because i have mine on my nightstand, which is inches from my head. So I'll just – so – I just put the mic down so you wouldn't hear anything. No, it's fantastic. Right? What are we at now, like counter-wise? Someone – someone – okay, because we're starting from episode one,

someone better start Keeping a tally From this point on And you gotta separate Matt and I's You haven't done one yet I haven't And the first Toot that Matt will

Will produce for this podcast Will be legend Wait for it Barney Stinson Derry Derry Dude Someone from episode one though I would like to see it count And I would like to see it updated Dairy Dude Someone from episode one though

I would like to see it count And I would like to see it updated And maintained And kept accurate Okay What the fuck Why did you unplug my microphone Yep

It's the Ryan podcast now So To all you ladies. I didn't mean to trip you, brother. You unplugged my mic? Dude. You got it. You got it, bro. You got it, dog.

Am I back? Dude, Ryan, from the last episode, dude, you got two banana stains on this chair. Look at this. One, two. One is like a grease stain and one is like yellow banana fucking... Dude, I let you sit in my chair for one episode. You wipe your banana hands on the computer I made, you get fucking banana all over the chair,

and you leave a rotting banana peel on my table. Stop! I wish that you yanked it, and it just broke the microphone. Like, the cord rips off, but this is still in there. Sparks go flying. They got reason wired, though. Hopefully we don't have problems with these We've already discussed our

Look again since we're just starting this And this is a new set and this is kind of new equipment And stuff that we're dealing with There is a level Of Growing pains There's some growing pains that we're Having to get used to We're gonna have to

Iron out Some wrinkles Kinks Wrinkles yeah Iron out Some kinks No Iron out

There's kinks in the armor You gotta work out The kinks I'm too afraid To say the other thing Yeah Just keep it at kinks In the armor

I just don't want people To cut me out of context Right But it is a saying No it's. Yeah, just keep it a kinks in the armor. I just don't want people to cut me out of context. Right. But it is a saying. No, it is a saying. Like a kink in the armor. Right.

You know. Kink. There, I kind of. There you go. Yes. A kink in the armor. No, hold up one second. Actually, I'm going to go undercover.

You're going undercover? And I want to see, and I'm going to go undercover and ask Luke what that phrase is and see if he's an ally or a non-ally. Let's see. Put him on blast. Okay, so I got this recording right now. Okay. See, proof. Yeah, it's recording, yeah. And I'll be waiting.

Yeah. Hey, proof. Yeah, it's recording, yeah. And I'll be waiting. Yeah. Hey, Luke? Yeah? Trying to think of, like, phrases, like, uh... Iron out some wrinkles or whatever. What's the... There's, like, a, like... Something in the armor.

Stop. Yeah, I fucking voice record. Whatever, dude. Fuck that. Damn it. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Wait, I have a question. What is that phrase where it's like something jacks?

They're like a snack. What are called cracker jack oh i got him i got him i okay all right what's the prognosis well he called me out right away and was like i'm not doing that i was like I was like, fuck. He's like, and your voice recording? And I was like, okay, he caught me. But I got him with a second one that he wasn't expecting. Yeah? I was like, sorry, I'm getting kind of hungry. Do we have any of those? Well, I didn't say this exactly.

People will hear it. I was just like, what's that snack? It's like something Jack's. And you wouldn't believe what he said. Did he say a slur? Mm-hmm. He said the C word. He did.

believe what he said. Did he say a slur? Mm-hmm. He said the C word. He did. So that's an audio recording of our podcast editor saying one of the worst slurs known to man. And just to add insult to injury, here is a little clip of, recorded

in secret, of Luke laughing earnestly at Family Guy. Right now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty. That was Luke watching Family Guy clips and actually laughing. I started recording that once I saw what was going on. But I think this is as good a place as any. I actually just got a voicemail from a debt collector.

Did you really? Yes, I just did. Wait, what? I don't know. Sometimes it's bullshit. Yeah, so they said please call us back, so I'm going to call them back. Fingers crossed. Fingers crossed. You know what? I've been checking my credit report and there's nothing on there. Yeah, that's the thing. I pulled my credit report last week. There's nothing on there that would... I have no debts. It could be bullshit. Well, we will see, won't we?

Yeah, it could be like a medical thing maybe, like a doctor's bill that you forgot to... No, but that shows up on my credit report if it's outstanding. Like, that stuff would show up on my credit report before it would go to a debt collector. Yeah, well, Matt's going to figure out this debt collector thing, which I'm guessing you'll find the resolution to on the After Hours, which is a after show type segment.

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