supermegashow - EP 266 - Podcast In A Van

Episode Date: October 13, 2021

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But we are in a van right now. Yeah. Special van edition. Yes. We're recording this episode in our backyard of the Super Megaplex in my old van. My old broken van. A lot of the doors and windowslex in my old van, my old broken van. A lot of the doors and windows open. Yeah, for the breeze.

Because we're like, this will be cool. Let's try doing a podcast in the van. And also because we filmed a video last night. We weren't allowed in the Super Megaplex for a bit. We weren't allowed. But now the smoke alarm is broken and is going off 24-7 for no reason. And you can hear it from the podcast room. So we're like, well, let's just take the whole thing outside, you know?

And so this is a lovely experience. Can y'all even tell? Probably. We're using different mics. Yeah, you can probably tell a little bit. I think, I hope it sounds okay. I hope it's not too loud or too too clippy or whatever but

I'm sure we sound beautiful as beautiful as ever this is the experimentation of Super Mega that everyone loves because well because you know our old podcast room

the one that we moved into when we moved into the Plex we're done using that now it's been cleared out and we're swapping things that's going to be the new mail room and we're setting up the what's's going to be the new mailroom. And we're setting up the, what's honestly been holding us back right now from setting up the podcast set for the live action version is just the fucking furniture hasn't shown up yet.

And it should be here like any day now because it said four to eight weeks when I bought it. And I got an email the other day that was like, it's on the way. Ooh, listen to that wind. It's a windy day in LA today. Good. We need that breeze in this, in this hot van. Yeah. That's nice. Before this back window was open. It was, I was like, maybe this is, this doesn't feel nice. It's, it feels pretty good. And right, right now this van usually becomes like a mini bake oven. Yeah. If you're in here on any regular day, which I wanted to film more stuff in here. I thought it'd be cool to do a show in here or something.

Well, that's what it was originally meant for. I originally bought this fan to do like a live action podcast with the Tucker brothers and called Van Boys. But that dream was laid down on the ground with its arms tied behind its back. And then someone came up with a big rusty blade. That throat. Was that when Jackson crashed into the back of a taxi driver?

Taxicab, yeah. And then the old man in the taxi was like, oh, I'm hurt. I thought it was a woman that was like, oh, my neck. I think it was an old man in the back that was like, ah. You know what's funny about that is i was like fuck man this sucks for multiple reasons for the van being unusable now and on unfixable as far someone in the comments that works with these said that if it's the frame that's fucked up which it is then it's like unfixable or it's just not even worth it carson wants to buy this yeah carson tucker wants to buy

this and try to fix it is Because no one will repair it. No one will touch this with a 10-foot pole. Yeah, right now it's a 12-foot pole. I figured while it's sitting back here, we might as well use it. Or a 15-foot pole? Maybe a 15-foot pole. That might be enough. I don't know.

I don't know. Okay, maybe 15. Not 12, but somewhere between 12 and 15. Yeah, not 13, though. I feel like 14 and 15 is a bad luck number, so no. I think at most 15, honestly. Minimum. Yeah. I love this van, though. I feel like 14 and 15 is a bad luck number. I think at most 15, honestly. Minimum. Yeah.

I love this van, though. It's so cool. It's a 1991 Mitsubishi Delica from Japan, and it spent its entire life being driven around Japan. So the steering wheel's on it. And now it ended up here. In the backyard of some YouTubers. I was telling Will that it's just like this if

you like just charted this van's life it would be like a pixar movie yeah like like a really sad one by the way i want to know the history like so many stories have unfolded in this van you know there's cigarette holes so this van has ashtrays in it because back in the 90s there's cigarette holes people were fucking in here i'm sure people fucked in here. I'm sure that maybe a Japanese family had this back in the mid-90s before I was even conceived. This van has seen a lot of... Isn't it weird that this exact van was driving around Japan for 25 years? And then it ended up broken down in the backyard of an influencer's house.

Yeah, in California. House studio. Yeah. Mansion, more like. I remember... It was more open, maybe. Ethan came over yesterday, Crank Gameplays, and he was like,

dude, it would be so weird to live here. Just because the layout of our office, it's not like a regular house. It's weird. We've discussed this before. It doesn't feel like a house. It's a weird tunneling system. It feels like a We've discussed this before. It doesn't feel like a house. There's like this weird tunneling system. It feels like a bunch of tunnels. Like, you know those

tunnels in France that are underground that people get lost in? The catacombs? Yeah. It feels like our house are the catacombs of Super Mega. It does. The house is just long. You can get lost pretty easy. Wait, where was this? You'll open up a door expecting another room. It's just a big

closet. Dude, and have you ever noticed you'll open up a like a door expecting like another room it's just a big closet dude and have you ever noticed uh there is like an electrical panel in the so in the new podcast room which used to be where we shot male videos and drunk drawing there's an electrical panel on the wall and that panel is for um like the system that was already set up in the house before we moved in and it's for the, uh, security camera television with the CRT TVs and also the speaker system that goes around the house. You open that thing up, dude. And it's like a rat's nest of just open wires. And like, it looks like the biggest fire hazard I've ever seen in my life. Um, the system's so outdated too. If there's like, when

we moved in several of the rooms had CRT TVs mounted up and on the ceiling for security camera purposes. And I was like, why do you, why in the master bedroom is there a CRT TV for watching the security camera? It seems like some kind of saw. That's like a drug Lord, like a drug Lord might have that. Yeah. Like, like watch his like front gates to see if like someone breaks in, you got to find

out where they are. Holt. Yeah, dude. Holt. Holt, citizen. There's little cameras up in the rooms and a lot of the rooms still. Like old ass thin cameras. And they're not connected to anything. Hopefully. Yeah, because I have jerked off in the

Let's Play room before. And there's a camera in there. And so if that thing is going somewhere, then there is footage of me jerking off somewhere. In the Let's Play room, no less? Yeah. Oh, God. That'd be embarrassing, dude.

Well, I pulled up some porn on the big-ass TV. You catch me jerking off in the Let's Play room. I've actually had access on my phone this whole time. I'm waiting for the day you piss me off so I can reveal, Ryan McGee masturbates in the Let's Play room. Ryan McGee tries to get anal beads out of his butt In the let's play room Like a full log of shit comes out And you like pick it up and throw it in the trash

And like just kind of wipe off the couch They're barbed Oh mosquito there's a mosquito in here Kill it Nope it's right there in front of you Did you get it Did you See that blood

Oh So I injured it. I might have fallen on the seat. That's someone else's blood, isn't it? Yeah, or an animal's blood. That is gross. What if that animal's blood has AIDS? Oh, then I have AIDS.

I like doing the podcast in different locations, though. Like, it's fun moving it around. I know the audio quality changes every time we do this, but I think it's fun moving it around. We did this shit all the time. We went to Japan. We recorded the podcast on our phones. We did the same when we went to the airport. We did a 30-minute podcast in the airport.

We walked around the Orlando airport. Yep. Yeah. We were just walking to the car, going through security and stuff. Did we go through security on the podcast? I don't remember. I just remember the podcast existed as we were walking up to the airport, whether we

kept in security or not. I can't remember. I feel like we were sitting down at the gate and still doing it. Yeah, but I like doing it all around. It's fun. It changes up the vibe and the atmosphere and honestly, it's really fucking nice out today. We're going to go

film a live action video after this. It's going to be so epic. For Spooky Mega. Yeah, man. But this van, back of this van, it's like the whole interior is carpeted, like the ceiling, the walls have drapes, and the hills have eyes.

And the seats, I'm sure these seats have never been cleaned. I just wonder what history is in these seats, man. We'll never know, and that's the beautiful thing. You know, we'll never know. I love that there's ashtrays back here just because it's like, yeah, you can smoke in here. I mean, people used to smoke on airplanes. That's so funny. Like not too long ago. I mean, yeah, a long time ago, like in the 70s, right? Yeah. Like our parents could fly on an airplane. People would be smoking. We lived in that age where we started to, we got a taste of it. Then we slowly started to see like smoking sections disappear from restaurants to where there's now no smoking.

I remember one of the big ones was like Texas Roadhouse in our area. It was like, yeah, they're no longer going to have a smoking section. You could just throw your cigarettes on the ground. That's going to be the death of them. It wasn't, but. I remember the last, my last memory of a smoking section of the restaurant was I went to this restaurant called Gilligan's. Dude.

Do you remember Gilligan's? Yes. I don't know if that's like a chain or like a South Carolina thing, or I don't know if that's national. I feel like it's a chain. Yeah. Well, I don't know if it's like a national chain or like just a smaller. No, no, no.

Just like a smaller. It was like a, like a seafood. It was kind of like a Captain D's. Yeah. Captain D's like knockoff, similar type restaurant. And I remember my last memory of smoking section was walking in, and they asked, do you want smoking or non-smoking? And my parents, of course, said non-smoking.

And then I remember sitting down, but we were near the smoking section, so you could just smell cigarettes. Yep. And I totally forgot about the time you could go into restaurants and just, you could smoke a cigarette. People just smoked in offices. Probably people smoked like I'm sure people still smoke on the subway. Yeah.

So like as bad as smoking is for something about smoking inside that like the smell of smoking inside is like different from smoking outside. I can't describe it. And it's like such a nostalgic, comforting smell smell for me even though neither of my parents smoked or maybe they did when i was too young to remember and that's why i have a nostalgic connection to it my mom would like when i was younger my my memory is just kind of like if my mom would like be having a cigarette she was like driving me to like whether it was school or just somewhere so that's where i think i built up uh most of my uh lust for cigarettes your lust for that wacky you know you know what if i could i'd put every

ounce of wacky tobacco on a rocket ship and send it straight to the moon me too man it's direct quote along with nicotine yeah nicotine is is a bad bad thing although apparently i can't remember if this was like an actual legitimate talking point, but it's like nicotine in a certain way or a certain dose

or whatever is actually healthy for you. It's that they combine it with cigarettes to make an addictive, I can't remember. They always say that, it's like, yeah,

if you drink wine every day, it's good for you. Yeah, so like I never know what to like believe or like, who's pushing these thoughts? Who is paying people to say these things to me, Matthew? Marlboro.

I want to know. Marlboro. Camel. Dr. Camel and Mr. Marlboro. They get together and they scheme. They're like, what lies can we push upon Ryan McGee today? The Paul Mall twins never get invited. And they, you know, that upsets them. That hurts their

feelings. And then Mr. Virginia Slim. Senor Slim. I'm Senor Slim. See, they invite me on holidays and special occasions, but to the regular meetings, no. Would I show up? Probably not, but I think it's the thought that sets the precedent.

Professor Backwoods. Professor Backwoods. It's like a really soft-spoken, well-mannered... What is this, like the Sinister Six? Dude, I love the idea of every cigarette company being owned by a cartoon villain. It's like Mr. Peanut-looking motherfucker. Mr. Marlboro. The Paul Maltwins is my favorite. That's fucking hilarious. The Paul Maltwins is my favorite. That's fucking hilarious.

The Paul Maltwins. And is the American Spirit one just like a Native American chief? I guess. The real American. And he always goes, how? He's the ghost of a Native American

because it's American spirits. And then he goes, what makes the red man red? And you're like, all right, that's all he says in the movie. Yeah. And that's why they stopped inviting him. Yeah. But I mean,, that's all he says in the movie. Yep. And that's why

they stopped inviting him. Yeah, but I mean, he's just a big fan of the movie Peter Pan regardless of its racial implications. Right. You can see past it

as the art that it was at the time. Yeah. Which is very, very brave. Yeah, you know what? You could separate the art from the racists.

Yeah. And you know what I, what are some other, Dr. Newport? Dr. Newport. Dr. Pleasure? Dr. Ple Yeah. And you know what I, what are some other, Dr. Newport? Dr. Newport. Dr. Pleasure. Dr. Pleasure. Do you remember seeing the, like, I mean, we're also old enough to remember cigarette ads, not on TV.

My mom said they used to just do them on TV. But I was, when I was back home in South Carolina in July, I was going through my late grandmother's attic, and I found a bunch of newspapers that were... Thongs. Dude, no, man. I found my grandmother's soiled thongs from 2002. They still stank to high heavens. But basically, I was looking through

to see if there's anything cool that I wanted to steal and then pawn without my family's knowledge. Of course. And I found the coolest thing was not the fine china, but the newspaper it was wrapped in. Because I just started taking all the newspaper off and I was like, oh my God. It was all from like 2004 and 2005. So I like flattened it all out. I brought it back, all the newspaper with me.

So I have it at my home. And I want to do something with it. You like have it on like a fucking cork board with like strings of different colors going. Well, it's sick because I have a page that's the movie reviews for like the movies that are out in the theaters. And it has 40-year-old virgin. It has Crash. It has Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. It has like all like these big movies that we remember.

And news clippings of a crime of a deranged elderly woman pissing in front of children. Yeah. Well, I don't want to link that directly to my grandma because I don't want fans to. Some people keep trophies of their crimes is all I'm saying. So maybe those newspaper clippings. I get why you would want to keep a trophy of your crime. You committed a heinous act and got away with it. Yeah.

You know? Until your trophies are discovered. You can't, you can't like brag about it to people, but you can like to yourself, to your own ego, brag about it. Yeah.

I am, I am powerful and smart in this instance where I took advantage of someone's kindness. Yes. And now I have their tooth in my pocket.

Yeah. I carry it around. Good for me. Yeah. See this old, see this old man walking up here what would happen if i just decked him in the back of his skull and sent him to the ground that happened in charleston i mean that happened in a lot of remember when the knockout game was new york too yeah that's what i'm yeah referencing and charleston these teens came up and just punched this old man on the street. I think he died. Because, you know, surprisingly, if you're 80 years old and get punched in the face really hard and then fall into concrete. They're just kids playing some games.

Kids will be kids, man. You got tabletopped in high school. Come on. We got to bring back tabletopping, man. That's like. But like on the solid, like concrete. Oh, I got tabletopped in like seventh grade at school onto concrete once. This kid, we were walking, we were like in line for lunch.

And this little fucker named Ethan Hansen. Ethan Hansen? Ethan Hansen, yeah. No relation to Juan Aaron. Not related to Juan Aaron, okay. Him and his little buddy Patrick Page decided to, yeah, that's right. I'm calling out their full names. Shit. Their houses get burned down.

No, I was friends with these guys, but like they tabletop me on this. I was standing on the sidewalk and I it was one of the tabletops for like I don't just fall back like my feet go up in the air. And I just remembered fucking smacking my hands down on the pavement like my elbows. And I remember it was so like, I wanted to cry. It's like, where you're holding back that like hot burning in your chest of like, fuck, fuck. Yeah. It hurts so fucking bad, dude.

I still remember to this day how bad it hurt. Table topping is just, see, you're lucky, Ryan. I can't table top you because I could get hurt. Because I'm frail and you're like. Saying I'm so heavy. No, I'm not saying that you're heavy. I would crush you. I would turn your, I would turn your bones into dust. No, that's not what I'm frail. And you're like. Saying I'm so heavy. No, I'm not saying that you're heavy. I would crush you. I would turn your bones into dust. No, that's not what I'm not saying.

Upon putting pressure upon their feeble form. I'm just saying you are a muscular, like heftier man. I wouldn't say muscular. I would keep the hefty out. I wouldn't say muscular. I don't have too much muscle. Well, just scientifically, if you fell onto me, it would hurt. I have more weight, yeah.

Yeah. Well, just scientifically, if you fell onto me, it would hurt. I have more weight, yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, you could tabletop me and get a good laugh out of it. Yeah. I feel like if we started tabletopping Jackson. Timber, you know what I'm saying?

I feel like if we started tabletopping Jackson, he might get a little too... Hits the back of his head on desks and like breaks glasses and shit. Sorry. Hey, Jackson, don't, don't, uh, don't, don't. Like, it's just like a loud, just. Oh, that's a good sound effect, dude. It's a fucking good ass, like, hitting your head on something, smacking. God, it feels good outside. Damn, it feels good to be a gangster, dude.

It does feel good to be a gangster. I'll tell you that right now. A wankster. A white gangster. Yeah, what's up with a wankster? That sounds like an early 2000s comedy joke thing. Like from a scary movie type movie where it's like, yeah, we're the wangsters.

The what? The white gangsters. We need some representation up in this biatch. That actually has to already be, like they're speaking very white like that, and they're the wangsters and don't understand what it sounds like. Simon Rex had a role like that kind of like in Scary Movie 3 remember he was doing like the Eminem

role which he's in a new movie coming out for A24 where he plays like a porn star or something really trying to have a normal life which please if you do porn your life is anything but normal and you don't deserve to have a normal life I

someone try and just describe the last like three minutes of the podcast their friend like yeah so this podcast like listen to this and it's just off the words always random random sounds like that of course it's too fun it's too fun man that sound i do it by myself same like i'll be at home by myself doing dishes and i'm like oops if someone like now on the sidewalk is like, you know when people obviously you're like, okay, you're taking up three-fourths of the sidewalk and I'm one person, like I just need to get by. Like no one, none of the group moves over.

That ever happens, right? When I go by, like kind of in their ear, I'll... Because like... So it helps my ego because I won in that situation. That's your prize you're taking from it. Exactly. That's your trophy. It's like I might as well make something annoying funny.

I mean, you're taking a laugh from it. I think that's so funny, just walking by people that are very stern and macho and won't make room. And then it's like the response is not, hey bro it's like because they're not gonna call it out they're gonna be like what did that guy just fart it's like he made a noise i think did he i think he made i think that was in their brains like yeah i don't know never mind it was it was too high up to be his ass but why would he do that that just no one would no one would logically do that like no grown man would walk by and make a fart sound in my ear. We should make a video tutorial on how to do that because people always ask how we do that sound.

And really all I can say is that practice makes perfect. Sorry. Oops. My favorite is to do it and then immediately be like, oops. Oh, sorry. That was so real to jump up of the book i love in the in the our video painting how to paint a chinese dragon uh when you like squirt out the chinese and it's like you're like oops hey yeah i don't know why that made me laugh so hard i really like when we do videos like that i know they're always it's like that video and the, um. Kangaroo Jack.

Kangaroo Jack, I think, is widely accepted and loved. But I'm talking about the videos that, like, either people love it or hate it type of deal. Almost like the holiday sermon one, too. Where it's like people are like, this just went on too long. I don't get it. I mean, whatever. I just didn't find it funny. Well, you know, they haven't read the comedy books. Yeah, that's true.

We did read comedy books. Yeah. So we might know a thing or their comedy books. Yeah, that's true. We did read comedy books. Yeah. So we might know a thing or two about comedy. A little thing about comedy. Yeah, exactly. I love the Chinese Dragon video. Huh?

It was just, we just like came to the office like, you want to shoot something? So we were like, what if we just do a horrible tutorial but like make the thumbnail

and frame it like it's real? You said at one point though, like it was looking pretty decent. In the beginning, like at first I was like, whoa. At what point do you think it, it was looking pretty decent. In the beginning, like, at first, I was like, whoa. At what point do you think it went downhill? Was it the addition of his facial features?

Was it the shape of the head? Like, at first, you thought I was going with another shape, and all of a sudden, you saw what I was. Yeah, I think it was that. I was like, wow, this is, I mean, Ryan, you're not a bad artist at all. I mean, you show me the stuff you've been drawing on your iPad. I'll be it, racially insensitive. Really good drawings.

I'm just a freedom of expression. Right. No, and I understand that. It was, they're really good drawings. Thank you. For real though, the shit you showed me, I was like surprised. I was like, whoa, you can draw. Thank you.

You've gotten a lot better too. I think maybe the aesthetic of a child drawing is also very like nice to people. They're like, aw. It is. It's very endearing. I wouldn't say your shit looks like a child's drawing, though. It's better than that. I don't know. Look at the Power Rangers Austin Powers. Dude, I bought

those fucking Ringo Starr prints. Your drawings are better than Ringo Starr's expensive art pieces. I like the look he went with. I do love the Ringo Starr prints, and the reason I bought them was I love them

and there's only a limited number of them ever and they're all autographed. And I'm buying them because they fit the theme of my house, but also I think it's cool to own them, but also, it's an investment. I say that to justify it to myself. But, you know, when he passes,

he's 81. You're an art collector, dude. I'm an art curator now. You don't have to be into, like, old Egyptian bullshit. Yeah, But, you know, when he passes, he's 81. You're an art collector, dude. Yeah, I'm an art curator now. You don't have to be into, like, old Egyptian bullshit. Yeah, I don't need that old stupid Victorian or Egyptian or fucking old scriptures, manuscripts. No, I... You want Ringo

Starr's Microsoft Paint artwork. From 2005. That's going to be worth a lot of money one day after he fucking dies i actually don't know i mean it it has to right yes like when he dies that's signed by him then he can definitely never make any more that's true and you know your baby has a ghost artist i just bought your baby so i have five pieces uh i bought uh some of the cheaper ones that i liked but then you know i said you know? I already committed this far.

I'm just going to get your baby. Cause that's the most famous one. Everyone knows. And it was more expensive, but I think that one will be the best investment. And when they're up in your place, they'll look beautiful. Yeah.

They're going to look cool. So I'll enjoy them on my walls for a while. And then after he kicks the bucket, which will be in 2023. Okay. Um, got this planned out, you know,

basically they'll take a few years after that for it to, you want it to build. You want it, you want to sit on it. I'm hanging on for like 20 years. Okay. Good, good out. You know, basically. It'll take a few years after that for it to, you want it to build, you want to, you want to sit on it. I'm hanging on for like 20 years. Okay, good, good, good, good, good. 20, 25 years. Okay, good. It's just like, it's just like my retirement plan. Yeah. You know, I, when I, when I opened up the package from the mail and I looked at them, I was like, wow, no going back now. I, these are mine. And, And, you know, it's like sometimes you and I are like, why aren't we rich like other YouTubers? Like, why? And then I'm like, probably because we waste money on stupid shit like that.

Yeah. But we also make money with ad reads, Matthew. Yeah, so let's go ahead and go to sponsor break. Listen to that win. We're going to go to sponsor break, and when we're back, we'll talk about some cool stuff. Also, your phone is underneath the seat. I don't know if you know. Ryan's good luck.

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Ryan's good luck. Ryan's good luck. Well, and the Miyazaki heist. I guess it's not my good luck. I was just around someone who was having better luck. Because there were two instances that were very awesome in terms of like I was in awe. Straight awe. So Tess visited and we went to Joy, which is a Taiwanese place.

And we went there. Delicious restaurant. It's on east side of LA. If you're ever in LA, go check out Joy. They have the best fucking like rice bowls and noodles. I had some Dan Dan noodles which were delicious. I always get the pork, the minced pork on rice with the egg. Ooh, I have

to try that next time. They have really good wine too. Well, we go up to the, cause you order at like the cash register. Right. And the dude looks at us and goes, you both white and we're like yeah free meal on us and i went oh that's so great no that's not actually um why through second i was like no uh that restaurant's in a very white area test was like how are you and the dude was like i'm doing awesome she's like that's great this is my favorite restaurant and i'm visiting here and i'm so i haven't been here in two years and She's like, that's great. This is my favorite restaurant, and I'm visiting here,

and I haven't been here in two years. And the dude was like, that's awesome. So we ordered, and he's like, it's on the house. And so we just had the whole meal for free. So that was spectacular. But then, something that may seem more spectacular to other people, but this, to me, is amazing. Again, I went to round one with Tess and Tucker.

Carlson? No, Prescott. And a few other friends and kiddos. No kiddos, no kids actually. Kids? You brought children to the arcade? No, there were children to the arcade, but I wasn't hanging out with them. Just Ryan Walker and the group of black school kids? Yeah, I just want them to have a good time.

Like pranking, like pantsing elderly men. It's like, it's very, it actually is very innocent. Like you just want these kids to have a good time, but it's like, Ryan, you can't do this, dude. But after round one. Came round two. We go to Denny's.

The famous Denny's, in fact, that we used to go to all the time after rock climbing with Markiplier at 7 a.m. Oh, yeah. You could still see how big my muscles got but uh so we get there and I'm in the mood for some milk I really am craving some milk I I ask the waitress I want your tallest glass or your tallest glass of milk. And she went, okay. She comes back in like five minutes with a huge like metal cup,

like a, just like a mini cauldron essentially. That's what they make the milkshakes in? Yeah, they make the milkshakes and the smoothies in. Those are tall. Filled to the brim with milk. Like it's probably like a fourth of a gallon maybe or something like that. It was a lot of milk.

A lot of milk. And so throughout my just hangout and meal, I chug down this milk. And I finish it all. I finish the milk. You drank the milk? I drink it up. And the waitress comes, and she seems very impressed by the fact that I just downed some milk. Most people would be.

Yeah, because no one else ordered milk. I was the only one that ordered a glass of milk, which is surprising. You didn't just down milk. You downed a lot of milk. Yeah. You know? And after that, guess what? What?

It was free. What? It was on the house. On the house. I got the milk for free, Matthew. Isn't that, like, just great luck? Isn't that amazing? Dude, that is honestly that is honestly like,

and this is all in the same day. Uh, no, these were on separate days, but this was like still probably like within a few days of each other. Damn dude. I know. That's awesome. And then there's more. Yeah. There, well, there's not more regarding that, but there's just like another story, I guess that's kind of connected in that, uh, it's this friend, Ben, I met through Tess cause we all went to the national history museum together. And Ben mentioned that there's an Academy museum that we didn't get to go to. And so later on, Ben and I team up and we head to the Academy museum specifically to go to their Miyazaki exhibit.

Yeah. They got that in town right now. It's, it's, I'm going to go soon. I gotaki exhibit. Yeah, they got that in town right now. I'm going to go soon. I got tickets already. Well, we didn't know. It's very hard to get there. We didn't know that you needed tickets. It sells out real fast.

So we get there, and we go get, like, the pink wristbands where it's like, you're good with COVID, you showed your vaccination card. But there's another wristband you have to get to go in, like, to see the exhibits in the museum. And they're like, oh, oh sorry we're sold out today is there any way we can like you know pay right here like do you know like people don't show up she's like well we're open all day so we can't really keep track of that the best you can do is like go online blah blah blah and so now we're like fuck we're all the way here and we don't get to see this Miyazaki exhibit because we were stupid to kind of understand that you need to buy tickets, I guess. I just think when you go to a museum, I'm just like, oh, I just walk in.

You can just buy tickets there at least. Yeah. This is popular. It's really, it's kind of hard to get tickets too. I got tickets for like more than two weeks from now already with some friends. So I'm excited for that. They're like 25 bucks a pop or something like 15, 25, something like that.

My friend bought them. So, okay. Well, we start walking away. We're, we're, we're,

we're walking towards the Jordan Peterson car museum. That's, that's, that, I mean, that's a good way to spend the day too. And we're like, we're gonna, I guess we'll just go look at some cars.

We'll go look at some warthogs and, and Tron bikes and some old Mercedes Benz. Um, but then Ben stopped in his tracks, stomped his feet and went, no, he exclaimed, we got to at least try. So we go back and he asks one of the people working, is there any way we can just go in? She's like, yeah, there's a gift shop and there's a coffee shop, there's a lobby area, you can just go around in there. You just can't go to the exhibits. You can go out on the terrace even. So we do that. And we just kind of like kind of slink up a few flights of stairs and we see that, you know, the Miyazaki exhibit, there's a line for it because they're letting people in in clusters.

And we kind of like walk around a bit, get ourselves familiarized. And we're like putting our hands in our pockets to kind of hide the fact we don't have like the proper wristband at all. So we slink in line later to get into the Miyazaki thing. And guess what? They ushered us right in. They didn't, they didn't, they weren't really checking the wrist that well. And I won't name any names, but they need to really work on that yeah you can name some employee names okay um uh emily you get you get in for free and then like the way you repaid is like yeah that was just poor service though you know she should have been doing her

job but i go in and i experience the whole exhibit and i like take some pic you're not supposed to i didn't know it at the time but you you're breaking every rule. I'm breaking every rule. I'm like, I took a picture, which my wrist is obviously in like viewpoint where they're like, and there's no bracelet. Yeah. There's no bracelet for the exhibit. And so I just, I guess I got lucky or they're just like, ah, it doesn't matter. They don't actually, the people working there don't care. They're like, oh, who cares? Like, let them, let them go and see the exhibit. I don't personally care. Type of mentality. One person though was looking at me and I was getting kind of nervous because. That worked there? Yeah. And he was like wearing like a, like a walkie

talkie type get up or he looked like security. He had his arms like in it just like this and whatever this security guard position. And and he was wearing some night a nice fit so i just he was he was working for the museum and i i'm like oh fuck my my wrist is out he sees this he sees me also just he's like paying a little bit attention to me and i'm like i'm getting nervous and i'm walking past him he goes hey and i'm like my heart races right right? I'm sweating. Yeah. Are you Ryan? I go, yeah. He's like, I love your stuff, man. I'm like, oh, thank you very much.

And I'm like, whew. But unfortunately, you have to leave. Yeah. I got a, I just, it was, I don't think I've done something like that in a long time where I'm like, oh, I guess I'm going to go sneak in. I mean, it's the stupidest thing. You're a rebellious teenager. Yeah, I snuck into a Miyazaki exhibit. That's how people do these things, man.

It's the thrill. But it was a good time afterwards. We went to Kazunari, which is a great hand roll place. I've never been. I've heard you talk about it for years, though. I love it. Damn, I gotta go get some of that shit, dude. Some of those hand rolls.

Something kind of similar, a little bit happened to me last week. I was driving to the office and I was like, I need a damn McDonald's hamburger. So I went to... Did you slam your fist down? I need a damn McDonald's... Wait. Whoa. Look how much dust comes out of the seat when you do that. I need a damn McDonald's fucking hamburger.

Dinted the fucking ceiling. Yeah. Well, I mean... Yeah, well, I mean, the van's broken. Dude dude that's history that i added to this added history to it jackson added his a lot of history to it and you added your little thing he uh he he put it up for extinction yeah he i mean he ended the the it's endangered we don't know if it's true an act yeah big act he ended like act two in this poor thing's life. But anyways, I was like, yeah, let me get a two-cheeseburger meal, ha ha ha, and a shit ton

of ketchup. So I order, and I go to the drive-thru window, and I hand the guy my card, and I just hear, what the fuck? And I was like, what's going on in there? And he's like, Matt Watson! Wait, where was this? At McDonald's. And I was like, oh, hey, dude, what's up? He's like, I listen to your podcast!

So, McDonald's employee, if you're listening to this, that's not what happened. I heard him scream, what the fuck? And then, uh... Yeah, well, you can't defend yourself. This is our podcast. Ha ha! Ha ha! I saw Jackson just open the... Probably because he's like, I heard someone scream

Matt's name. Yeah. Because you did yell that pretty loud. I did. It definitely peaked the audio. And our neighbors are wondering who Matt Watson is now, and they're going to look him up, and we're going to start hearing your music. Oh, dude. That would be so awesome.

That would be so rad if our Armenian neighbors started playing my music. This shit really bops. This is good. Can we do that? Is that in a poo situation? I mean, we've done a lot for the Armenian community. Yeah. I think Can we do that? Is that in a poo situation? I mean, we've done a lot for the Armenian community. I think we've earned that.

In fact, the Armenian government loves us. They watch SuperMega consistently. They would pay for our trip, but COVID ruined it. So, I mean, if the ministry of foreign affairs of Armenia loves SuperMega that much, I think we can do it. Look how much when you smack, look think we can do an Armenian accent. They understand the, yeah, yeah.

Look how much when you smack, look at all the dust that comes out. Oh, it's, look, it's like gritty all over my hand. That's like three decades of dead skin and, oh, it's dusty. I started watching Squid Game recently. Oh, I haven't started it yet. I'm on episode six. I was going to start it this week. I just finished episode six. I started the first like five minutes.

You were eating and you didn't want to pretend. I was like, I don't want to do subtitles right now. And I don't want to watch Dubbed because I'm not a noob. I prefer Subbed. Yeah, me too. Not to be like, I prefer Subbed, but I don't know. I like to hear the actors that were meant for the movie, I guess. Everyone's freaking out about Squid Game,

and the pictures I've seen from it, like the gigantic doll and stuff, it looks really cool. I think it's really fun. The themes are super on the nose. I don't think it's trying to hide that. It's about a reality show. I think it's just a fun kind of show. So it's a reality...

Kind of show. It's about a reality show where, like, you can win a ton of money, but you can actually die. Oh, okay. I love that idea. But it's, like, preying upon people who don't have anywhere else to turn to,

who are, like, you know, financially unstable. Oh, that's a really good idea. There's this whole... It's like The Hunger Games or Battle Royale, except this does set itself apart through both the aesthetic and I also think of the story structure. I mean, it is going through one game at a time, but I like the different A and B subplots that they're adding.

Is it intense? It can get intense, but I don't know. You and I have seen pretty fucked up movies. Oh, you killed people. Yeah. So it doesn't ever phase me. To get phased by something. I guess I need to get to know a character first because also the violence in this is I wouldn't say cartoonish, but it's not all that visceral.

I saw a guy fall through. It's not like Green Room. You know, in Green Room, when something happens, you're just like, oh, like wincing. And this one, it's more like, oh no. Yeah. That type of reaction. Yeah. I want to, I'll start watching it this week. You know,

I can't, I can't stand, you know, seeing everyone talk about Squid Game on Twitter and I don't know what they're talking about. I'm trying to just get shit done,

like watch it all before I see a, I haven't been spoiled at all yet. And I have seven, eight, and nine. I have three more episodes to get oh

it's only nine episodes is it like a completed show or like it's just this just season one I think it's a just a completed mini-series apparently I don't know I haven't finished it at the same time I heard this somewhere I don't know if this is accurate but it's it's it's it's it's uh the most like streamed thing on Netflix ever. Yeah. Apparently. Them Koreans, right?

Yeah, them Koreans. Them Koreans, all right. They know how to make some good shit. They do, man.

Parasite? Parasite was just, I haven't watched that movie in a while. I need to go back and watch it. That movie's so good. I can watch that movie

over and over. I've already seen it like three times, I think, and I could continue to watch it again. Why's Layton coming outside? What are you doing? Are you smoking weed?

Stay back, Layton. You can't hear him right now, but... Still can't hear him, probably. He said, why did you say that? You're making me look bad. Stupid dog. You made me look bad stupid dog i'm fucking bawling also i'm continuing uh i'm on season three of uh seinfeld right now you've been you've been going at it because everyone's been suggesting it but there was just uh you've never seen it

no there was just a night where Tess put it on. We also went to some other people's place, and we just kind of all watched fucking, thank you, Leighton, Seinfeld. And now I'm watching it. Because for me, I might have said this in the last one, I like watching it because it feels like a play. I miss that kind of play mentality of a live studio audience, people remembering their lines with a set where you would like watching a musical or a play.

It's super charming. The guy that did the bass lines for Seinfeld, like the do-do-do-do, and all that shit, he's set for life because he gets royalty checks for those bass lines nonstop. He also set it up in a way where it has to be custom per episode. Oh yeah, so every single episode's a different track technically.

Watch out. So instead of just getting paid one time and getting consistent royalties, he had to make songs per episode. Genius. Also, sorry to interrupt you guys, are you guys good to do a photo shoot tomorrow morning for the new merch? Yeah, sure.

Alright, I found a studio that we're gonna book. Okay, book a studio. Some merch shoots? Hell yeah. Okay, cool. Nice. Hell yeah, man. Okay.

Oh, yeah, let's take advantage of the studio while we... Actually, I have a couple ideas. Okay. We're going to do four hours. Shoot's going to take us two, two and a half. All right, yeah, let's do it. Is there a green screen? Or is it just a white studio? I can bring the one that I

just bought, and I'm bringing our new backdrop. Okay, nice. Okay, sounds good. Cool. I've already taken care of it. Yo mama! Ryan, shut up. You're going to let your employee speak to you that way, Ryan? I'm just going to let him fucking cool off. Thanks for the marijuana, Leighton. You're welcome. It was welcome. Look at us California

stoners. Well, this van, I've said, it has ashtrays in it. This van is the perfect hot boxing van because the seats face each other. Yeah, it's from the 90s, so it has ashtrays. And the seats face each other. There's curtains. You close the curtains, open up the ashtrays, put some string lights in here with some music,

and it's like the perfect smoke to eat with my mom in here. There's a lot of cocaine residue still in here. some music and it's like the perfect I smoked weed with my mom in here stop don't want to talk about that some crack rocks on the ground yeah once we finish we gotta finish the pod what time is it?

5 minutes or so what time is it? fuck man cool cool cool cool minutes or so. Okay. What time is it? 2.01. Fuck, man. Okay. We'll get Jackson said we'll make it work. Okay. We're charging stuff, right? Cool, cool, cool. Cool. Ladies and gentlemen, that was Leighton Stollard. Stollard?

Stollard? It's Stollard or Stollard? Did he respond? He's paused. Stoll or Stah? Oh. What, you want me to pronounce it? Is it Stollard or Stollard? Stollard. Stoll or Sta? Oh. What, you want me to pronounce it? Is it Stollard or Stollard?

Stollard. Stollard. Okay. I think it's German. I don't know. Ooh. Ooh, dude. Community alert?

Yeah, citizen alert. Report of... Oh, dude. There's an armed robbery at the TJ Maxx down the street. Oh, shit. You want to go check it out? Yes. We should make that our channel.

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Okay, no, for real. Art supplies are expensive. You can resell those. TJ Maxx, what, you're going to get some graphic tees? Give me all the kids' graphic tees. Yeah, give me the Minecraft ones. Yeah, Lego too. I don't imagine the Minecraft ones. Yeah. Lego, too. You know, I don't imagine TJ Maxx has that much cash on hand.

What's that? What are those fucking characters that are, like, they're not Mega Bloks. They're also not Playmobil. Those fucking Playmobil. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I used to, every year for Christmas, do the advent calendar sets. Awful. They look, they're getting a movie, too. They had a movie,

I think. Oh, it already happened. Yeah. Oh. People worked hard on it. Jim Gaffigan was in it. Really?

Yeah. Playmobil is classic though, you know? They, they. No, see, you know what?

I play, I was a real man. I played with Tess, okay? Tess? No, Hess. Hess.

I, I, I would get, I'd ask for the Hess truck each year for Christmas. And sometimes I'd get it. Because my friend. Dude, I love Hess trucks. My friend collected.

He had a Hess truck collection. I was like, whoa. So I was like, mom, I want a Hess truck. She's like, Matthew, those are expensive and you're not going to play with it. And I was like, no, I will. And then I got it and I did play with it some. And then it sat in my closet. I just loved it because, like, they put so much detail into those Hess trucks.

Yeah, dude. I remember I had one that was like. Those Tess trucks. There was a Hess. Now you got me saying it. There was a Hess truck. I didn't know. It's because you're thinking of Hess truck, and it just comes out as, like, Tress or Tess.

Hess truck. I had one that was, like, it had clear windows on the side, and on the inside there was a motorcycle. And you could open the back and pull the motorcycle out and wind it up, and it would go. Oh, that one was good. And it lit up. Like, I, I, god damn, those were so cool, man. Hess trucks were, were truly, like, that's such a 1950s toy that stuck around. Are they still, do they still do them?

Oh, I'm sure. I mean, I'm sure they do. They just, I'm sure their sales aren't super. Great. They might still be amazing, though. I want to see what the most, I remember one of those, uh,

like thing, you know, uh, one of the combinations of words that confuse my brain for some reason. I always sometimes say toynkos instead of cointos. There's a couple I do too all the time. I'm trying to fucking remember the one I always do. What's the most you ever lost on a toynkos?

It just sounds like it. Toynkos works still. It sounds more fluid. It's words that have like a... Like harsh consonants similarly. I'm seeing what the 2021... Here it is. All right, there's like an RV camper.

Oh, it's a 2021 mini collection. Ooh, there's a... There's similar to the motorcycle one. There's one with windows that has two cars inside. And an oil tanker. Oh, man, we should get some Hess trucks, man, for the fucking... Just so we can play around on downtime. Just two grown men like, all right, we're Jackson and Layton, you guys good?

Hess break. And then you and I go in and shut the door to the other room, like lock the door, and you can just be like... You cut me off! That was a green light, jackass. I remember... Dude, I kind of always want to do like a show on the channel video series where we just play with toys. You cut me off! That was a green light, jackass. I remember, dude, I kind of always want to do a show on the channel video series where you just play with toys. Like army men. Yeah.

And just Hot Wheels cars. Wow, so this is what the channel is now? Dude, I remember those Hot Wheels tracks being so flimsy. Like they would move and you'd be, sometimes the cars would just go flying off the tracks. Yeah, they didn't use the most durable plastic for those. Well, it was cool because you could set it up like Roller Coaster Tycoon, because in that game you could just launch, like, create ramps and launch people, like, to their deaths. We can play that on the channel. I'm down.

I've never played it, and it looks fun. I played mostly Roller Co coaster tycoon 3 with like the water park expansion pack i would love to start a super great water slides oh i know damn i'd love to play that i uh hold on oh fuck the laptop is like in the sun and baking hot we'll just call it like super mega park and then that would be a good series just us making a we haven't done any let's plays in quite a while I'm down for it like cause that's a chill

let's play it sucks because we switched up our schedule to upload like we don't wanna like have to like force ourselves to make content

cause we don't enjoy doing that we're also coming back from and then right when we started like getting into the schedule you know

like two and a half weeks where we couldn't film anything because of COVID, it just looks like we were like, oh, yeah, we're changing our schedule. And then we're just gone. Yeah. So hiatus is over now. We filmed something yesterday. We're filming things today.

We're doing the podcast today. We have some live action. We're sorry we missed the Q&A on the Patreon. That was just because we weren't together. Next time we'll just do it over discord or something this month yeah on patreon so uh oh but one of the things is um okay we haven't we haven't done like a let's play series in a while i was thinking last night actually how badly i want to do some american trucks um i'll get back to that yeah and see if we can get pull ourselves out of debt. Yeah.

Or even try something like how many episodes is it right now? 20 something. And we're still in debt. We've only been out of debt slightly for a little bit. We could never keep it.

I mean, that series is so much fun. We should get back into it. I'm down. I would love to. Did you hear the smoke alarm? Yep. I heard that too.

Oh well. What was I gonna say? That's why we're not recording in there. We're talking about... You gonna say how beautiful I look today in my new sequined dress? I didn't want to... I didn't know if you wanted people to know about it, but yeah, the sequined dress is breathtaking. Thank you. It's the best word to describe it.

You like the sapphire necklace too? Are those real? Yep. Well, except for this one fell out so I had to just get I had to get that fixed real quick.

Patreon money? Yeah. Yeah. Nice, man. I recently got Oh, also look at my teeth. Did you seriously Dude, are those diamond?

Yep. You put diamond teeth in? Fuck yeah. I'll munch through anything now. Damn, dude. You know I'll munch through anything now damn dude you know i'll munch through anything yeah i know you day i know you much so even without those teeth you do everything uh yeah with the patreon money recently um i just i just i just put a bunch of it uh illegally in cryptocurrency okay good yeah so i've bought my 20th bike now 20, you know what that means

to celebrate you gotta get 20 more you're right, I'll double it, we'll see how much we're making on Patreon I get to throw a pearl at you for every bike you have it's good luck a giant pearl I just be careful, I don't want to slip on them again to quote, Supermega saves the troops

pearls the size of basketballs dude that fuck Matt it's the troops. Pearls the size of basketballs. Dude, that... Fuck, Matt. Matt. It's coming up. No, there's that, but like, the fucking... I don't know if we're going to keep this in.

Just the sheer panic of this, but the fucking audiobook. This week, let's... I'm soy-facing right now. We have a lot of auditions. We have like over 100 auditions in our email. We just got to go check those out. Yeah, we should go through them together.

Okay. But... Yeah to go check those out. We should go through them together. I'm so excited. I know some of you are sick of us talking about it, but the book is closer than you think. We haven't announced a release date yet, and we're doing that on purpose because we kind of want it to be like, oh my God, it's coming out that soon. Also, we just heard from the manufacturer

that something about the hardcovers is going to take a little bit longer so we had to push the date back slightly um because otherwise we'd have to release the hardcover separately like on a different day and we would like for it all to come out at once so had to push that but all i'll say is the book is it's we can it's done smell it well we're supposed to get our own We're going to get the first physical copies. Maybe by the end of this week. Oh shit, okay.

Let me actually see what he said. I thought he was like the 24th or something. Or maybe I'm getting that wrong. He said by the end of this week he would have Oh, okay. In our hands? He might have it or either that or it's Let me see if he said anything

Beep beep! He said this Sorry, hold on This is embarrassing, Matthew Wait, dude. What? I'm waiting Waiting! We'll be sent out to you then. You should have it Wednesday the 20th

Okay. On this upcoming Friday he has it and he'll film both copies up close but it has to ship to us from the UK I'm gonna hold it dude that's

I keep having dreams about it where you and I finally open it up and we were holding our first book and it feels so good I'm gonna like take it home and read it it's I

I'm so excited for the book hey keep your eyes peeled also around better than Tolkien yes it's better than Tolkien dude better than I'm so excited for the book. Hey, keep your eyes peeled also around... Better than Tolkien? Yes, it's better than Tolkien, dude. Better than... Tolkien was a homo, bro.

Better than Christopher Paolini? What did he write? Aragon, Eldest, Brissinger. Yeah. Who's the guy that wrote the fucking mouse books? What? Where, like, the mice were... Redwall?

Where the mice were, like, little knights? Oh, I don't know. Very popular book series, and it was a ton of books. What? Where, like, the mice were... Redwall? Where the mice were, like, little knights. Oh, I don't know. Very popular book series, and it was a ton of books. What about, um... Dav Pilkey? Yes. From Captain Underpants. Why would you name your kid Dav?

Ricky... Ricky Ricotta's... Ricotta's... Mighty Robota. I read that one for a little bit. It wasn't bad. I loved that one. I just always, always like Captain Underpants

to like hit the sweet spot. Like when I found out that he was going up against boogers. Oh my God, man. My favorite design of a villain, and I used to draw it all the time, I did too. was the toilet.

Dude, I used to. I love the big mighty like toilet 2000, whatever it's called. Oh, well, I kind of want to go back and read Captain Underpants books. When the boogers one came out, with Professor Pee Pee, Poo Poo Pants, whatever his's called. Oh, well, I kind of want to go back and recap another pants books. When, when the boogers one came out, uh, with,

with Professor Pee Pee, Poo Poo Pants, whatever his name was, uh, I, oh my God, I love the character design. I wonder how much

things like that influenced, like, well, as a kid, you're like, this, this covers purple with like green,

like, oh, I got so excited. All I wanted to see was, I just wanted to go to the back of the book and see like what the next one was yeah for some reason i get so excited at that kind of thing so that's why in like a lot of my old youtube videos i'd always wait to film the next one to release it so i could be like on the next episode i just love teasers you remember the villain who her hair turned into hands and what did she give everyone wedgies or was she doing hand jobs,

but she didn't let them finish. They were elementary school, but okay. Well, yeah. And that's why she gave the staff, the Jan, all the janitors.

That's why she was a villain, dude. She was breaking the law. Did you know that nuns or like caretakers used to like give the, the youngins hand jobs to help them fall asleep? What? Yeah. What are you talking about? That's a fact.

Is it a fact? Yeah. It was commonplace.? That's a fact I've read. Is it a fact? Yeah. It was commonplace. I'm going to look. Matthew. Isn't that weird? I'm going to have to look this up. Damn, why wasn't I born in 1850, right?

So I'm going to look up 1850. No, I don't know if it was 1850. Here, I'll just, I'm going to look up. Well, I don't want to search handjob and kid in the same search. I'm just showing nun's hand. Okay, that just pulls up porn links. I don't think it's nun handjob. Nun handjob and kid in the same search. I'm just sewing nuns hand... Okay, that just pulls up porn links. Not nun. I don't think it's... Nun handjob. Nun handjob. It's gonna be like...

Here, old time... Nanny. I think the nannies. Old time nanny handjob. Handjob. Don't show me porn. I wanna... Is it true that 17 nannies gave handjobs? Hold up. These things still go on.

My grandmother, born in 1880s in the USA, was raised by an old German nanny who used masturbation to quiet down the children at bedtime. What? My mother and her sister were raised by the same nanny. My mother gave me... Suppositories to make me empty my bowel on schedule before bedtime, so no dirty diapers at...

What? That's really weird. But this just seems like a crazy lunatic. This doesn't seem like a normal person. My doctor helped me masturbate. Is this normal? Are nurses ever required to give handjobs as part of a medical procedure?

Ow! Things changes, ideas change, concept change very fast. 1977, the cartoon film Wizards was a huge success with a lot of sexy and gruesome scenes based in the Disney Studios, made in the Black Cauldron that was much more tame. Unfortunately, the cartoon film Wizards was a huge success with a lot of sexy and gruesome scenes based in the Disney Studios made in the Black Cauldron

that was much more tame. Unfortunately, things changed in 1984. Oh, that movie was scary. PG-13 rating, even with, what were you talking about? Ryan.

This is, what the fuck? You want to hear a funny story about Louis the 14th? Oh, yeah? And his nanny. The very young Louis, aged about two,

was being very awkward. His nanny tried to persuade him to be a good little boy and behave, but initially without success. Then, like many a nanny until well into the 20th century, she masturbated him. Except that it was in full view of the court. The boy's mood changed quickly and soon he was smiling. Okay, I don't want to read the rest of that. During Victorian times, 1837 to 1901, these two practices were fairly usual in England and probably elsewhere, too.

At bedtime, young boys under 10 years old would regularly have been given handjobs by the matron, governess. See, but this is answered by, like, some dude online. Dude, but the dudes that are answering it are, like, really, like, into, like, the idea. They're like, oh, but it didn't stop there. It's fucking weird.

Let me look up old nanny handjob on X and XX. That popped up. Okay. Dude, that guy looks like fucking Jackson a little bit. Or like an older me. Dude, it looks like he's giving her a handjob. Yeah, it looks like... Ooh.

All right. This looks awesome, dude. Should we just go watch this inside? Wait, no, check this out, dude. it looks like ooh alright this looks awesome should we uh should we just go watch this inside wait nah check this out dude that's

that's bad then you're not alone you're with me you're with a friend you're with a buddy it's gonna I'm not I'm not gonna come in 40 seconds

I'm gonna come in 20 dude look at the opening for this porn it's a cartoon of a grandma what's it oldnanny.com. The best granny and mature porn. Was that from like 2001?

That's great. That's a very smooth hand job. Well, I was trying to get to the nanny because she looks like she had one foot in the grave already, but are you alone? Beep. Play a free porn game that'll make you cum in 40 seconds. Is that a challenge?

Yeah, it is. Super Mega plays the porn challenge. Who can cum the fastest? You know. I'd win. Nuh-uh. I cum fast. Dude, I have premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction.

I can cum in under a second. Wanna see it again? Hey, dude, remember? I can cum around the world in a second. Wanna see it again? Wanna see it again? Dude, remember you come around the world in a second want to see it again want to see it again dude i was i so i i was i i so i so i would so so i was i was watching um science videos last night because if i every time i take an edible i just go down youtube rabbit holes and i get really into stuff that normally i'd be like, that's cool. But I'm like, I watched like safari videos the other night of like, I watched a bunch of monkey videos. But last night I watched a bunch about the Chicxulub.

What are those? Crater. It's the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. Oh, shit. I watched a bunch of videos about it. And like, there's like like, simulations of real time where you can watch for, like, 10 minutes as it approaches. So this happened, like, so this would happen, like, 2,000 years ago.

Yeah, 2,000 years ago. Yeah. But I got really into that. But then what was I, I was watching some weird shit about, yeah, I watched some weird shit about space and, like, multiple universes. And it blew my mind to the point where, like, I, like, got scared because it just dawned on me like how that could happen to us no not that that could happen to us that like there's

expanse expansiveness and like dimensions beyond like we don't understand and then like it just because i i guess like humans you you tend to be like, I have like control over my life. But then you realize there's all these other crazy deep things that we all. For me, it's just you feel small. Because like when I think about like if aliens landed on Earth when dinosaurs were around, it would be this hostile planet with all these fucking beasts. And now it's like, you know, still there are a bunch of like ravenous motherfuckers out there. But it's just because we're out. We're assholes.

Hey, shout out to the Earth. I know. 75% of all life went extinct, and it still came back. Like, there was a time where, like, this, the, like, Earth was like something out of what you would get in a science fiction movie or something.

It's just a planet out there in space that was covered in lizards. Just with these beasts and just giant, like... Isn't that cool? These fucking sea creatures that would swallow you whole. Turn you into mincemeat. I really think, like, obviously, I've said this before, obviously there's no way to say with 100% certainty, but I would say 99.9 to the millionth degree that there is billions of intelligent civilizations out there just because of the scale.

They just don't like us? We're not invited to the fucking dodgeball tournament? The intergalactic dodgeball tournament. Coach wouldn't put me in, man. Zebulon wouldn't put me in. You play for your galaxy. But basically, you think about like, you know, conditions for life are hard, but for billions and trillions and trillions and trillions of stars, trillions of galaxies, each galaxy is full of trillions of stars,

each star has planets. Like, there's other things out. Like, you can see on Earth, life can survive in extremely hostile conditions. Yeah. Like, tardigrades can survive in space. Are those microscopic things? What are the microscopic things that live in magma? They look like guinea pigs

little fucking guinea pigs they can survive in space not anteaters there's like a mole yeah yeah those things are like insane because they can survive like radiation but basically it's fucking like there's I feel like

just in the Milky Way alone there's like billions of other planets of life. Just, like, just based on the number. Yeah, it just, like, took a while. Like, what's the probability that there's going to be, like, one, like, very dominant species? Because we became the dominant species on the planet. Yeah. I think that, like, how you were saying there's that

like we were just a planet in space covered in like beasts and like millions of different life forms and like I think there's more of those out there

with like beasts on them and intelligent civilizations because like we can't there's no way we're the only

in the entire fucking universe wouldn't it be crazy though if we were just like kind of like the I don't think this but if we were just like kind of like the i don't think this but if we were just the exception exception the only yeah well statistically the chances of of life is i think it's in the trillions or something it's crazy so it's like

it's weird to think about like we are existing and also for like the span of the entire universe like the time length until the universe is done essentially like we can only life can only exist like for a billionth of a billionth of a billionth of a billionth of a second or something like uh or percent i mean so like when to think about we're born to have consciousness and in a time where, uh, society is this advanced and like, like that's so rare, you know, like that's,

that's cool that we get to like experience it. Cause like plants don't get to, they don't get to think. I think about that sometimes from like, man, I'm, I'm kind of like, I could just be,

as you describe it, sometimes a computer program just running on survival. Yeah. I feel like that's what like non, non-sentient things are like. Like bugs. Yeah. It's just like a computer program running and executing commands based on different reactions.

I really think that it's just cool, though, that, like, I think the existential thing that makes me freak out all the time is I'm like, wait, I'm conscious. How did I, like, become conscious? And then also, like, why why me like why why am I why were you chosen to be human like like like the the ability I think becoming human like is so rare I guess winning the lottery at being the dominant species on a planet we did it fast too yeah too. Yeah. We did it so fast.

We're brutal sons of bitches. We did. We're mean. Like, we humans evolved specifically, like, at an unbelievable pace compared to other species. I would say we're a very kind of, like... Primates. Yeah, we're a very, like, tribal and hostile planet, I would feel,

compared to other places. I wonder if there's a planet out there, I mean, I'm sure there is statistically, I wonder if there's a planet out there that has, like, a super intelligent, like, like,

species that's, like, they can, like, levitate and use their mindsets, because they're so advanced, and they have perfect harmony and peace. See, this is what happens when Leighton gives us weed in the middle of the podcast. It goes from talking about

Mr. Marlboro. I've been watching Seinfeld recently. I'm on season three. Leighton's a bad influence. George, do you see him? He's always peddling marijuana to you. It's like he wants you to just not be when you're working. When I say stop, he goes,

Ryan. And then he has the balls he gets in, he goes, Ryan. And then he has the balls to call me an addict. Yeah. Because I like taking crack. Behind your back, too. Yeah. All the time. I know.

I mean, he calls you an addict as well, Ryan. Yeah, but I'm not. Well, I'm not either. I just like crack. I am an addict. I am addicted to nicotine. Hey. Yeah, hell yeah, dude.

I'm addicted to a good time, more like. Hey, man, I'm addicted to having fun. Hey. Yeah, hell yeah, dude. I'm addicted to a good time, more like. Hey, man, I'm addicted to having fun. Hey, put her there. Fist bump. Hey. Bro fist. They tried to send me to rehab. Oh, did we put a bro fist in the book?

I think I did at one point. We did. There is a bro fist in the book. Good, good, good. I think it's at the end. Okay. I think it's near the end. Okay.

There's Bill. You mad, bro? near the end okay um there's bill you mad bro we got the illustrators did such a good job oh it's beautiful they're all credited in the book too like on the images and also we have special links and stuff it's all in the in the back there's like a glossary of all the of each artist with like the ones they did some people did like five illustrations yeah some people just did one um i mean that was all mainly from the podcast, like people listening and then reaching out that were like, hey,

I can do some art. And you guys fucking killed it. It was really cool getting to work with the community to make one of our biggest projects. Which, the audiobook as well. We need to finish going through the auditions for the audio book.

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