supermegashow - EP 267 - Leighton VS Zuckerberg

Episode Date: October 20, 2021

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Or help you compare quotes from multiple pros and connect instantly. Which means you can take care of just about any home project in just a few taps. Because when it comes to getting the most out of your home, you can do this when you Angie that. Download the free Angie mobile app today or visit Angie.com. That's A-N-G-I dot com. Hi, diddly-ho, neighborinosinos That's right we are in the van again The smoke alarm Still hasn't been fixed It is still going off And there's yard work today but it's Tuesday

So It's different neighbors yard work So if you hear in the background Like for instance there's an airplane going over right now You get the full natural You get to really imagine you're at the superplex with your boys Super megaplex In a van so this is

you thought it was going to be a spin off episode this is actually going to be like uh what do they call it a small era a short era of the podcast also the next episode I'm pretty sure the next episode is spooky mega cast the next

one or the one after but uh whichever one is also gonna actually i'm pretty sure the podcast is probably gonna be in the van for the next few honestly because i want to we want to do spooky mega cast in here with cameras and candles and shit i i really like recording here to be honest it's a cool vibe it is it is a nice vibe we spent so much money on that set and now it's like, phooey. We just invite people into talking in a van. Go get in a broken car. Go get in a broken car. Sit out.

Have the windows open. Big ass lizard just ran by. Yeah, William Osmond was in here the other day. Sucking and fucking. He was. He was sucking and fucking good. Mostly sucking. Then Crank Gameplays was in here too. Checking it out. I love this van, dude. I really do.

Whose hair is this? That's a long... Oh, that might be yours. Long and brown. Like my poos? What woman? Like my poops? Oh, come on, man. Come on, take it easy, dude. Hey, man, come on. We just started the podcast.

Like my sludge? Stop, dude. The advertisers are going to fucking pull out ASAP if you do that shit. I'm looking at the dent in the ceiling from last episode. You could see right where you punched. Right here? Yeah. I could try to even it out.

You just took the value of my van down. I think it goes up. Yeah, famous YouTuber Ryan McGee. I mean, with the two cigarette holes, I feel like... How did... That's not a cigarette hole. That's one of these that fell off. See how there's the three...

There's no equivalent. These two are here, but there's no equivalent on that side. No, I know. The thing fell off, like the cap. This? Yeah. It looks pretty black right there, is all I'm saying. But it's...

See the indentation around it? right there is all I'm saying. But see the indentation around it? It's because someone, uh, a tinier fist than mine punched a baby. Broken? Baby in his car seat fucking got furious. Put his cigarette out

and then punched the ceiling. Where's the cigarette hole? On the seat? That's like the classic, like, movie, like, someone falls asleep with a cigarette and it falls and just like, perfect, sir, it goes through the seat and it's like the classic movie, like someone falls asleep with a cigarette and it falls and just like, perfect sir, it goes through the seat and it's like, I wonder what year that is. I meant to mention this last time we were recording in the van. There's something so dangerous in here that I noticed through the podcast and I didn't

say anything. This is a flare. Oh, yeah. It expired. It's from 2011. It's like one of the flares that you like pull and shoots out the flames and shit expired april 2015 um so if this is in here with like heat we should test this or an animal that's trying to pride it like a raccoon we should honestly save this and like like save this for a special occasion,

like the end of this year's year interview, and try it out. I wonder if it would still work. I mean, it's six, almost seven years expired. Fuck it, you know, it's a flare. We might need some help. It's not going to blow up in my hand. Well, also, we're in California. It's pretty illegal to use.

Yeah, the fucking SWAT team gonna come kick my door down? No, but someone's gonna come check out who lit up that flare. And I'll just say it wasn't me. Hey, it's like smoke everywhere. Like, my front yard has a massive, like, burnt patch in it. For some reason, they put a dye pack in it.

I'm just covered red. Honestly, I know I heard it, but it wasn't me. I did hear a sound though. It wasn't me. Classic. She even caught me on camera. But it wasn't me. Hey man, all you got to do is say it wasn't me.

It wasn't me. Hey man, it wasn't me, dog. 267 though. Yeah, crazy, right? I can't believe it. I know. 267. And y'all are here too, listening to our voices.

To anyone that's listening to this episode, Super Megacast episode 267, who's been here listening from episode one, I want to give my sincerest condolences. Yeah. Round of applause. You guys, like that's,

I can't imagine. But like a sad kind of somber applause. Yeah. Congrats. I can't imagine. But like a sad kind of somber applause. Yeah, like, congrats. I can't imagine listening to the same two jackasses for that many years. I mean, that's why we could only be at Gangrams for about three years. I know. Couldn't listen to their voices anymore.

God damn. And also the political takes Dan had off camera were just, they were still recorded. Revolting. Yeah, disgusting. Not even toting. Yeah. Disgusting. Not even to say the least. Disgusting is like an understatement for the things he would say. He just didn't understand certain things were human rights issues and not just a rights. And not even issues. Certain things are just human rights.

Yeah. Like that, like things that no one else is debating as a, as a human right or not, but he, you know, but that's just Dan, you know,

he, he's from a much older generation at the end of the day. Like there's nothing behind that. Yeah. But I mean, I, you know, I think that early onset dementia and Alzheimer's can make people get more

vitriolic and yeah. So that angry. Yeah. My, my, like my friend's grandpa had had Alzheimer's and a black nurse came in to treat him and he said get that bad word

out of here. He was an old dude so maybe he's like that was the Alzheimer's but really he was just racist. Yeah. That has to come from somewhere. Yeah, his brain. i think i think when you say things like that ryan that comes from the soul of him the demons in this room right now the deep

um does your demon know a lawyer that was good we're talking about the jcs criminal psychology video where they uh he analy he analyzes Nicholas Cruz, the Parkland shooter, like the interrogation footage where he's like pretending to be crazy to try to get like an insanity thing. But it's, he just breaks down how he's not doing a good job of it. And the interrogator does such a good job of just kind of like handling him

and fucking with like feed into it a little bit and then like kind of scoff it off later. Yeah. Cause Nicholas Cruz was like, no, the demons told me to do it. It's like the demons have a lawyer. Yeah. I like, well, feed into it a little bit and then like kind of scoff it off later yeah because nicholas cruz was like the demons told me to do it it's like the demons have a lawyer yeah i like well he said it when he was being arrested and when the cop was just like shut up oh yeah yeah yeah he's like the voices and he's like shut up i know just i love the cop said that that was so funny to me i replayed that part of the clip when i heard that i was like did the cops say that yeah um I'll also

Nicholas Cruz fucking ruined uh a Mac DeMarco song I like Salad Days which is a very famous Mac DeMarco song and uh it's like the one of the most famous ones he he played that in his headphones while he was shooting well he didn't even know the the name of the the artist so I don't know if I know it's not like he had a strong connection to it but just just just knowing though like while that bloody massacre is happening like in his ears that's what it's just it's very it's a weird juxtaposition i wonder how mac demarco felt about that i mean that would fuck me up like if someone was listening to ouch while committing a a mass genocide it's great music for that yeah well um as happy of a conversation as that was i got my monkey yeah you did you know if we want to take the conversation i mean we i can

we can go into mass murders no we can we can let's let's put a bookmark in the mass okay and then move on to the motorcycling. Okay. You got your monkey. I did. Finally. I know. You've been so excited for this. And I can't wait because I'm going to try to find a shop to get it more done up because I want it to be goofy.

I want it to be a little goofy. It's already goofy. It's a small little thing. Someone that hasn't listened to previous episodes thinks you're talking about a real monkey. I'm going to take you shopping at a done up. Nails done. Hair done. He's going to look's what he's gonna look beautiful he's gonna be have you named him i mean i think monkey i'm just gonna call him monkey monkey hey monkey my monkey what a what a great name for a for a bike i know honda monkey sounds like a little jetsons mobile

when i get up and going. I heard you coming down the street earlier and it's, it, I was like, I know for a fact that's Ryan. I was wearing a, I took a trip and I was wearing a Hooters hoodie with a, with a translucent red backpack and a dirt bike helmet and goggles.

Were all my toys still in the backpack? No. Oh, you took them out? Yeah. Your, your toys are in a cauldron in the Let's Play room. Damn it. Yeah, because I'd seen you on the motorcycle.

That's such a weird, odd sentence. Your toys are in the cauldron in the Let's Play room. I put them there before I got on my monkey. To take a trip to 7-Eleven to grab some cold brew and vanilla latte. I mean, it's all... Pete's vanilla latte. How do you feel about Pete's, bro? It's good i mean i got this you got me this uh starbucks cold brew black on sweet and he's pretty good starbucks cold

brew i'm gonna start misprint i'm gonna put the enunciation on the wrong parts of all my words from now on see like that's what's confusing about english before you get back to your monkey is at least like languages like spanish they put the accent mark so you know which part of the word is like the enunciated you know like jose it's not jose yeah uh but english doesn't what i call them pedro i think so i didn't say pablo I said Pedro. I think it was Pablo. I think it was Pedro, dude. Our buddy Jose.

Ryan has met him like once or twice. And he's my friend that did We Sell Drugs with that video. It was like over a holiday call or something. Yeah, you were like, you literally. I was like, tell Pedro I said that. No, it's when he called me about his wedding. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Pedro's getting married. I'm like, who? Jose. I miss Jose. I'm never going to call him Jose. I'm always just going to be Pedro. During Christmas break this year, you should come crash at the beach house. I'll do one of those things. Jose can come crash with us.

Okay. He can come with us too Well he's married He's married to I don't know if this is We've talked about it It's just crazy because he's married to Like my first girlfriend technically It wasn't like a serious relationship

I guess it was like You're young You like me I guess I like you too, type of thing. Her little sister is one of my best friends is now married to completely coincidentally. Like someone who I like would go over to their house and talk with and like, we'd play like games and stuff. And the girl that you dated, her husband is a guy that I worked at Chick-fil-A with coincidentally. And well, he was also in youth group. And we grew up in different cities, different parts of the state.

So the fact that that all came together, who she always told me was like a brother to her. Interesting. Interesting. Last time I was in Charleston, I went out and got drinks with them, with Jose and the little sister of your ex-girlfriend. Yeah. She's very sweet.

She is very sweet. I don't know how she matured or what type of person she grew up to be, but from my recollection, she was hyper, but straight and narrow Christian. Yeah, she's very Christian. She's still very Christian. Yeah. So is Jose. They're very evangelical.

But she's very polite. She's very... Her father's a very military dad. I still have his jacket. I wonder if I should return it. If you sit in the middle now, he's not going to know what the fuck. He's like, what?

What is this? He gave it to me and I thought it was very nice. It was shortly before we broke up. Yeah, but a gift is a gift. You can't take a gift back after you give it. Yeah, it's in my dad's attic. It's like a camo jacket. Maybe I should get it and maybe i should start wearing it and be like now i have a story to this it's pretty cool now that is a cool story i like you gave it to me trying to build a connection and then uh hoping to get you into the military which

almost worked then his daughter started uh never mind started sucking and fucking all over the fucking town. She sucked off every fucking kid in the youth group. Unbeknownst to me. You were the one that didn't get sucked. Well, there was someone in the youth group that was sucking everyone off. It just wasn't one of the fellows. No, that's not. He didn't suck anyone off.

He just had child porn on his computer. On his hard drive, yeah. Why not on the soft drive? You know what I'm saying? Well, that's why you don't put porn on the soft drive. Yeah, because it's going to get you hard. Exactly. I actually, I tried it once.

I got a USB drive. What did you try? No, no, no, no, no, no. Not, okay, separate, separate topic. I tried once putting porn on a flash drive. And I was like, what if I just save all the porn I like and I put it on a flash drive? And then that's like my safe, secure,

like porn viewing device. I did that with movies that I torrented. Oh, I did it with pornography. Torrented. And what I didn't realize, what I stopped doing that quickly because I had a sesh, right? I'd clicked through a lot of the pictures

and GIFs and videos. And what I didn't realize is that even after you unplug the USB drive, it will show in your recent files on your computer, like just the names at least. And like the icons, even though you click in, it says it can't find it. But like I got on my computer and there was like someone there with me and I'm trying to find, so then I go to the recent files and it was just all like just the most grotesque names of and i was like oh shit so yeah that it's you know it's no fun you know having your pornographic history leaked no it's happened to me many times well i i make mine public i post it to my Instagram story Instagram story yeah

it's in your highlights just every time you watch porn you screenshot your browsing history and put it up you know I would be so embarrassed to ever not because what I'm looking at is taboo necessarily but because the porn titles are so fucking like weird

they make it like it'll be a video of two people having sex. Yeah. And that's basically it. But the title makes it seem a lot like more like perverted like brother fucks sleeping sister when it's just like a home video of people fucking. Yeah. It's just like she sucks them off and then they fuck

and the title is just like stupid slut chokes on cock. What do you think? I don't like studio lit porn. I don't like studio. I need the amateur shit, man. Yeah, same. Same, same, same. Now, I know someone that can only get off to the studio stuff. Really?

It's so fake and weird. Dude, I remember I used to be too guilty, like feel guilty looking at porn when I was a little Christian boy back in like middle school and early high school. So I was like, oh, I can read erotic fan fiction and that's fine. So I would just like land bad on my Nintendo DSi and just, that's where, I, I can read erotic fan fiction, and that's fine. So I would just, like, land bad on my Nintendo DSi and just... That's where... I remember I started looking at porn on my Nintendo DSi because it could play GIFs. So I found, like...

For me, it was my desktop, and then I moved to my PSP. Or the Wii. PSP was awful, though. I did view porn on my Nintendo Wii once after my parents went to bed, and I was terrified because if they came upstairs and opened the door, it's on the TV. my Nintendo Wii once after my parents went to bed. And I was terrified because because if they came upstairs and opened the door, it's on the TV.

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that will make you come in less than 40 seconds? It's always got, it's like, it'll be like a 3D animation of like two characters fucking. And it's like the computer voice. Are their asses like made out of jello? What the fuck was that? I don't know. I heard something.

Who goes there? It's the gardener. He's like, I know that ad. Hey, alone? What? Want to play a free porn game that'll make you cum in less than 40 seconds? You won't last 10 seconds playing, reading the super mega book. Well, if people love porn ads, do you think they like regular ads?

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Or it's something I have to pay for, which I don't, you know, really care for. I just want to see what I want to see. I don't want to see this, this ad of this fake chat room, this fake Omegle type chat room. I don't want these girls telling me that they want to cheat on their husbands with me. That's sinful. And then never be able to accomplish that task.

You know, I think... Putrid. I could never use those services mainly because I would feel like I would need a connection. Because in my head, it's like what she's saying is just to make money and she doesn't actually find me sexy. She's just

saying this and that kills my boner right there. I need a woman who pays attention to me. That says, Matthew, you are sexy. You're hot. I'm attracted to you. And I'm Matthew, you are sexy. You're hot. I'm attracted to you. And I'm coming because you are hot. I want you to be inside of me.

Yeah. See, then I might splooge. Then I'm like, whoa, you want me to be in there? This isn't just like a... Yeah, if you tip five more tokens, I really want you inside me. Really? You know, like the fucking... Three more tokens to go.

Specific sound effect. Each token is $100. Yeah dollars yeah dude but she'll notice she'll probably want to suck your dick if you donate more tokens that is true i should tell them that they look really good you looked you look really good in that video i'm gonna go into those like porn chat rooms with the girls where you tip them and i'm not gonna be sexual i'm just gonna be a nice guy and be like, you look so dashing. You know, I'm not here to degrade you like these other men are. Yeah. Well, I'm not, I don't have any tokens donate, but I just want to let you know that you look beautiful today. You look, you don't need to be doing this. You could just send the pictures to me. And it's like, you don't have, I don't, I don't see why you have to be doing this. You,

you, you should be looking for a real... You deserve a real connection. You deserve someone who listens to you and all your problems. Usually those women do have real connections because it's just work. Yeah. And then they have a boyfriend outside of that. Or a GF.

Poor guy. Would you ever be able to date like a hardcore porn star, you think? No. I don't think I'd... Like, nothing against those people. It's just, I i think it's a me personally it's a me problem that's what it is i i wouldn't like the idea of my partner

sucking and fucking left and right yeah man no no no you know shout out to all you sex workers though you guys keep working on that sex all right all the honeys is what we will be what we coined the term in that let's play series honeys all the fine-ass honeys, the super mega fans who do pornography. The super mega only fans? Yeah. All the honeys out there. Which there are a few honeys out there. There's probably at least 20 honeys out there.

Yeah. 20 honeys making monies. Making monies, but not through honey. No. Well, actually, probably yes, if they use the plug-in. Do they pay for this episode? I don't know. Even if they didn't, I'm still going to say that honey is a great service.

Dude, because of cuck. Now I always use it when I order Postmates on desktop, and it always saves me money. Cuck, cuck, cuck. I'm not a fucking cuck. Yeah, you are, bro. You're cucking it up. We know someone that's a cuck. You're cucking it up big time.

We know someone that's like an extreme cuck. We just don't know who. If I just take a wild guess, I'm going to say just Jackson. Jackson, yep. See, the thing that we both came to that immediately says something. I know, right? Couldn't you see Jackson like in the corner of a room in like a office chair? With like a wine, like a...

Filming his wife just being railed. With a hand crank to have the film go i could see that i could see carson being there filming but jackson just carson's filming naked laying down on a bed and carson would have a go with jackson's wife and jackson would be like that's fine speaking of cuck stuff we got well first jackson would be taken aback but then he wouldn't want to say anything because he thinks it would be awkward yeah and and and we we have something coming soon hopefully before the end of the year most likely early next year but we have a fantastic little music video sketch thing that we've been working on oh Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That has to do with the subject matter. Everyone I've shown it to said it's their favorite thing

we've done. Good. Just listening to the record. I love it because it's more it does lean into more of a sketch. It'll be on the album but it's like not song. It's more of a comedy sketch. It's like a skit that's on the album. A rhythmic comedy

sketch. It goes to a beat. But it'll be on the album as a skit. The album is after Spooky Mega. We're going to dive straight back into it now. But the book is done. Well, the book's done, but we still are waiting to receive

physical copies because there are certain types of materials and prints. I think it'll be here Thursday. I think so. He said Wednesday or Thursday. Yeah, but I always expect the latest, so I'm always surprised if it gets here early. Me too. But holding it,

we've seen videos and pictures, but now we're going to hold it and choose which style we're going to go. I think I already know which style we're going to go with. I like the off-white. I do too, even though it's more expensive to produce yeah i like it a lot more i like it see we could cheap out and use the white paper but i like the off-white paper the natural white paper slightly off-white it's not like completely off-white yeah it's like a like a

um like a beige or like just like a natural kind of like aged paper color um we're making sure that we're getting like the best quality paper and print and everything in this book it's gonna be fucking fantastic the binding's nice it's special type of binding i think is what he said the cover is is a soft touch matte uh which was what we wanted yeah like i like it looks really nice smooth especially with that fucking beautiful artwork done by the amazing Shoeplock. Yep. Which we have not revealed the cover of the book yet, but we'll be dropping a trailer shortly enough.

Whenever we get the book, we're going to kind of make a trailer off of that. Yeah. I'm so stoked. I want to get the art cover. I think some people think it's still a bit. A lot of people think it's a bit. And they think that me saying this is like, oh, here it is. This is the bit.

No, we wrote a 265 page book i think is what it is something well with added like is that including like glossary and all last time i checked yeah or sorry table of contents last time i checked yes except i didn't notice something with the printing when he sent the video flipping through the book because our manufacturer is in the uk well we needed to add an extra page because it was yeah all the pages were offset so like every page we formatted it so very chapters always start on the right page and uh like acts and stuff start on the right page and it was flipped so like everything was starting on the left page and also the top headers were misaligned. So we're getting it all fixed up. And I think an older version of the cover was...

Yeah, an older version was used. Not the version that I sent updated. But I'm so excited. Like we said, it's coming a lot sooner than you guys think. We're teasing it, but we're trying a new drop strategy with this. And also, if you're in the LA area, keep your eyes peeled. Yeah. In November.

That's all I'll say. Ha ha. Ha ha. We got a blimp. I spoiled it. I love blimps. Dude, I've been watching videos about blimps lately. About blumps.

Hey, man. Come here. I'll have a blumper too. Dude, plumper and dumper. Unless she gives you a blumper. You know what I'm saying? Blumper, too. Dude, plumper and dumper. Unless she gives you a blumper. You know what I'm saying? Blumper and dumper. Then she's a comper.

Keeper. A com dumpster. Dude, blimps... Blimps are... The algorithm on my YouTube... So, on my personal YouTube channel, it just keeps suggesting... Blump videos?

What's going on? What does that say? It's just Windows security virus and threat protection. Fuck off. Anyways. Yeah, I keep getting blimp videos. I never searched blimp. It just keeps suggesting horror disaster videos about blimps.

Like narrated stories about a British blimp that crashed into the ocean. The top three most nerve-wracking blimp destructions of all time. There's only like eight blimps in the world now, right? This disaster was started by none other than Mark Fishbach. Dude, I have a picture on my phone that like, it's like a screenshot of a news article. It's fake, but it's just like the time of how like how Markiplier was tragically like shot to death on like in 2017. Sean McLaughlin couldn't take the torment any longer. It seems like the narrative from his games

were spreading into his reality. That's what happens, man. When people like Jacksepticeye play these violent video games, they end up committing violent acts in real life. He truly wanted to free Free Guy. He believed that Blue Shirt Guy was real and tried to go inside his computer. I watched that scene last night for the first time.

Who is this Blue Shirt Guy? Yeah, Jackson came over for the first time in a while and we had a couple trulys. He put that scene on and i'd never seen it it's like pokey main and pokey main farts in it she goes yeah she goes blue shirt guy and then she farts it's such a weird thing to include but and she eats her own poop yeah i like i see what they were going for but like the execution just came off so out of place. I had to put down my popcorn, personally.

Well, especially because you had mixed your Milk Duds with it, and then it just... My Milk Duds? You're a bunch of crunch. Thank you. But you had some Milk Duds in there, don't lie. Okay, well... There was some left over in the cup next to it. They didn't clean the theater thoroughly, so... There was some under the seat.

Okay, also, Jackson went on my Twitter last night. He sat on my computer. I saw. I was wondering if that was actually what happened. No, it looked like an intoxicated tweet. Because he... Jackson is the master of typos. And the master of disguise.

Yes. He doesn't want people to know that, though. But basically, any SuperMega tweet with a typo, which is very common, that's Jackson. And you know that Jackson tweeted this cause it, it says bought dormer NFTs. He tried to type some and it came out as D O M R NFTs, lowercase T. And so it looks like I was bragging about buying NFTs while intoxicated.

And then I saw so many people in the plaza that are like, dude, I thought you were better than this. Like people legitimately getting upset with me. And I was like, thank you, Jackson. Dude, if this is true, I'm just I'm disappointed. I'm let down. See, this is why I rarely post.

I'm not going to get in hot water with all the honeys. OK, I'm going to tweet out Ryan. Ryan just bought 10 NFTs. Do it. You won't. Max Moffo has a lot of NFTs. What the fuck? Wait, what?

Frank. Frank Javsi spotify just deleted his account what that your account is engaged on authorized use of the spotify service i saw are you reading the frank thing i'm reading wait did it take his shit off of spotify hold up i'm gonna look up No his profile's still here Yeah Maybe just his Frank gets fucked over by the The music industry First fucking God damn it dude This song's really good

It's got Hi I'm Chris It's in this month's playlist Or this quarter's I put it in too Dude you're gonna get copyrighted from Frank. So, I was trying to tell you recently,

hi, I'm Chris, the guy on that track. He just made an album you should listen to. I think you'd like it. It's, it's,

it's so good. I just met him on Twitter recently and we started talking on Discord. He's, I found out about him because he was making songs with Justin and Frank. Um,

but he just released, uh, played Minecraft with him a little bit in a server. He's cool. He's really cool. Um, I, I,

we had a discord call while he was in the car with his dad and his dad was talking about like, cause his dad's driving cause he broke his leg. Um, and his dad was making jokes, but I'm in sex with his mom. So, well, I got to play Minecraft with his mom. Well, I got to play Minecraft with him. I didn't get to play Minecraft with him

so that kind of sucks for me, but his album's really good. It's called Ceebo Let Go and I suggest everyone go check it out on Spotify. Put a lot of, you can tell Ceebo Green? Yeah. Why was he gold in that one picture? You know what I'm talking about? Yes, I do. He was at an award show or some shit. Dude, if we ever go to an award

show, we have to just completely do it all. Go as the Blue Man Group? That'd be great. Damn, dude. I forgot that we had the chance to work with them. Did we? Remember? I put that video of me going to the Blue Man Group show

with the Drake song, which got removed. Thank you, Drake. Because Drake's a little bitch when it comes to his music being posted on Twitter. He's a little pussy. He's a little pussy boy. He's a little pussy boy.

Drake, the type of fella to get your videos removed from Twitter. I'm hard. And then... That's it? And then he'd be polishing his nails. Hey, hey, hey. I wish you laughed at that It's like a seagull

Or a pelican Why? Because they Are not white They just don't Fortunately get the same privileges That you and I have It's just an unfortunate situation

I do feel for them. There's a bit of guilt there. I will not lie. I will not lie. How about that cryptocurrency? It's great to be white. Huh? Cryptocurrency? So what's the deal with this dog coin? Last time I...

Get off the stage, jackass. You're not funny anymore. You has been. All those old comedians just make their shtick now just about cancel culture. That's their whole shtick. Like Chappelle. I heard his recent stand-up was just more preachy

than stand-up. I watched clips of it on Twitter, the clips people were mad about. He was just making a lot of trans jokes. i don't actually remember what he said cool nice i know i think it's i thought it was pretty funny personally um but dave i mean dave chapelle's always pushed the envelope with saying hot takes correct takes of course but yeah uh hot takes you know same same with Norm MacDonald, who RIP, RIP and peace,

Norm. That's crazy. He had cancer. Even like 10 years ago, another secret, another one of our idols that passed somewhat recently, Trevor Moore, which passed unexpectedly in a,

tried to suck his own penis. And I think he broke his neck or something. That's just really tragic that's off-putting Layton the way you skirted in here my heart fluttered for a bit but not in excitement in a different type of excitement I was fearful

no that's why I said not that type of excitement we don't get boners when we see men well not always you have a food app open are you asking uh if we want food why would yeah i'm very uh you know yeah yeah ryan really gets these things i'm like jimmy neutron i dissect a situation once it happens i'm like boy genius what's going on here we got like a sixth sense to these things i do yeah he does wow um yeah but i always have

to remind layton whenever we order food of like hey where's the food and then it'll have been delivered no no no no it's almost delivered or it's being delivered yeah but if you remember it's like literally since it i i do sense it yeah you're pretty good it's like sixth sense of like it's about that time ryan will just be like hey what about food and then i'll look at the app app and then it'll say that it's being delivered. And then last night we heard a little knock at the door. Yeah. Hasvarian is out front with your meal.

The names of some of the Uber guys in LA, like Uber Eats drivers, are awesome. I used to think a bunch of people's names was Diamond for a few days. Oh, because it has the diamond status. I was like, I'm being picked up by a large man named diamond. My favorite thing about Uber and stuff is you just gave away your status. Oh wait, no, no, no. That's their status. That's their status.

You can, you can actually click on their profile picture and see the full resolution version, like uncropped. And there's so many. You can screen cap it. Yeah. I have a bunch saved on my phone. Because they always take it in their car, because you know it's like when they sign up for the app. It's like when they're in their car,

and it's just like, you've got to take it right now. They're like, oh, okay. Okay, what's everyone's Uber score? Mine's pretty bad. Uber on the app? Yeah. I haven't used Uber in so long. You should pull that up.

What if you use Uber Eats? Oh, really? Fuck, let me see. Uber's score is, like, all? Fuck. Let me see. Uber scores like all the same. Um, let me see mine. Oh, okay. I'm 4.91. Damn.

I'm a 4.91 as well. Damn it. I'm a 4.89. Mine actually just went down a few points the other day. I tip considerably. Part of me feels like this 8.9 comes from when I would like buy Ubers for like me and a few other people and it's just like no it's not even about the tip i'm saying like me like i'll i'll get ubers and

then some some people act up like chad yeah or someone chad and you mean markiplier or markiplier chad chad pretending to be markiplier in the Uber, talking to the poor Indian Uber driver. You're a peasant. You're a peasant. I was like, oh my God, dude. We're sitting in the backseat just dying of embarrassment. I'm like, of course my Uber. I'm like, Chad, do this with your own fucking Uber account.

I don't know why. I'm so baffled. Why would someone ever rate me low on Uber? Because I get in the car. I'm quiet. I don't say anything. I'm always out there. I never make them wait. I never make them wait and I'm super polite.

Why do you keep saying that I do this? Because you do this. You make them wait sometimes. No, I don't. You do though. Layton's doing that smile where he's been caught. He knows. Okay, so I've never just left them

hanging if they when they show up I'll hit the little be right there button yeah because you go ding and then you have to pack and like hurry up I'm usually packing beforehand Layton's packing all the time though come on fist bump packing some fudge

that's such a grrr fudge pack Just all fist bumped. That's such a gross. What is? Fudge packer. Yeah, that's fucking disgusting. That's great. It's so gross. Sounds like a Ghostbusters villain. Fudge packer is the type of thing to give anal sex a bad, you know.

Fudge packer. You fucking fudge packer. Giving it a bad name. You're just packing some fudge. The Philadelphia fudge packers. There it is. Fudge packer is just such a, it's a good, it's a good, is it a, do you call it a slur? Is that a slur?

Fudge Packer? No. Or just a. I mean, I guess, yeah. Just a name? Is that, is that hate speech? You fucking Fudge Packer. I mean, it has the like resonance and the like the sharpness of, of a slur.

It's homophobic for sure. It's not homophobic. It's homoerotically. Because when I think about packing fudge... You get turned on. For those who don't know what fudge packing is, isn't it like when you come in a dude's ass and he shits it out?

No, I think fudge packing would be like... To me, I would imagine it's like if someone has a lot of poop. It has to do with butt sex. You get like a poopy penis. I don't know how much... Can we hear, Leighton? Yeah, we can hear. What about a dirty Sanchez? Do you remember all these old terms to do with butt sex you get like a poopy penis i don't know how much can we hear layton yeah we

can hear what about a dirty sanchez that's do you remember all these old terms from like yeah urban dictionary dirty sanchez is isn't it when you get like some poop on your upper lip like a mustache yeah from eating ass there's there's from eating you know you going to eat some ass no of course not everyone's eating a little ass you're about to eat some ass? No, of course not. Everyone's eating a little ass. You're about to eat some ass. If someone says they haven't eaten ass, they're lying. The act of packing someone's shit right up their back passage by means of a good stiff cock.

By Shifty Bob on July 3rd, 2003. Thanks, Bob. The art of a man taking it in the rear from another man. This is how the Tootsie Roll was invented. Also from 2003 the packing of chocolate or peanut butter fudge into a box okay well there's a yeah and the guy's last name that posted that is sanchez coincidence wait uh oh i found a ton of uh like 420 super mega mart stickers inside yeah okay i didn't know about oh really i found uh i found a few um of the pride pins nice oh i haven't seen the pride pin in person

nascar hats that look they have uh like leather straps oh wow speaking of the pride pins by the way uh we never like update anyone that money we did donate all the 101 so don't think we just pocketed it went to went to the Trevor Project. You can ask them. Because you're gay. Because you're gay, we raised the money for our employee, Leighton. Because then we don't have to pay him.

I mean, I could be the Trevor Project. Benefiting me. It's going directly into the gays' hands. It's going straight into... I wish that's how they framed it. And it goes straight into the hands of the gays yeah here's some gays getting some money just a they put just a video compilation i'm handing gays a 20 bill hey i mean zucks uh and in the uh oh yeah snack yeah i want i want are you allowed to talk about it yet or do you have to wait until

you get your let me check to see if my here split split my microphone with me i i actually wanted layton to talk about this do you know about this the zuck bucks yeah the lawsuit i'll let layton tell the story take my mic so uh basically uh a few years ago i had a friend that worked uh for uh basically they worked for this like company and their job was to work for Facebook and We kind of figured it out. It's basically like it's like a company that Facebook owned and then It's happened a lot through like leaks and then whenever face people come out and like whistleblow about Facebook They like shut down the company or they blame that company. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, cuz they're like, oh no, no, no No, that's a private contract. I make some for super mega little shell corpse yeah shell corporations who take the fall for things we

should i mean that's super mega mart um but yeah it's for money laundering but hey cut it out ryan yeah uh so yeah back to the topic um so yeah i had a friend that just said he's like hey if you're looking to move to california he's like here's like i could get friend that just said, he's like, Hey, if you're looking to move to California, he's like, here's like, I could get you a job here. And he's like, he already told me he didn't really work much. You got me, Matt. Matt, uh, has his, uh, has his, uh, that's not his thumb, dude. What the fuck? Oh, that's his penis.

Wow. That's right. That's a small cock. That's a calcium buildup. Not a female, yeah but yeah you should it works like a foreskin so but continue it works as an average sized penis yeah i don't think it's like what um yeah so uh pretty much yeah i moved to uh i moved to face well moved to california started this job and uh it was instantly from the get-go like really weird

um it was all the people that worked there were just random people of all ages and they treated it as it felt very much like school um there was you just had people coming in and telling about like rules and things and then once your job really started um they like went over that like you got one meal a day catered from a local restaurant um and then they every four had like kitchens anything you wanted so it was a pretty um oh jackson's calling me is he gonna be on the podcast too should i uh wow a lot of guests today yeah jackson you're on the podcast. Should I call Justin? Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, Matt's gonna call Justin real quick. Now we got

all five of us on the cast. And I'll call my mom. Okay. Hold on. Call little Justin. Dude, Justin's just a typical fuckboy Yeah, he's gotta put on his character real quick Hey, honey Hey, mom, you're on the podcast with

Me, Leighton, Matt, Jackson And potentially Justin Justin's not answering Wait Hello? Yep, Justin did answer his phone, mom What's up, Justin? You're on the podcast with me, Matt,

Leighton, Jackson, and my mom. Oh, hello, everybody. Hey, dude. What's up? How you doing? Justin, how's it going, man? I'm just chilling. I'm editing a haunted house video right now as we speak. Hey, Justin.

Hey, buddy. They all say, hey, Mom. Hey, Justin. Hi, Ryan's mom. Hey, Matt. Hi, Ryan. Hey. Who am I forgetting? Jackson. Hey, honey. They all say, hey, mom. Hey, Justin. Hi, Ryan's mom. Hey, Matt. Hi, Ryan. Hey. Who am I forgetting? Jackson. Hey, honey. Hey.

What you up to? I'm watching TikTok. Nice. I love that show. Yeah. I love, there's a certain couple I like, so I watch them all the time. The Da Vinci brothers. Interesting. Oh, yeah. What's up, Bob? Watching's watching Nikocado Avocado.

We just decided to get a bunch of people that we love onto the podcast. You know? Aww, that's so sweet. Well, where's your mom, Matt? That's a good question. No, she passed away. Did you not hear? Uh-huh. Where's Anne?

She's six feet under. I called Justin on my phone. I can call Ann. I don't know what she's up to right now though. She might be watching TikTok too. She might be busy throwing some glizzy if you know what I'm saying. She might be, that's right. I have no idea what you just said.

I hope it wasn't crude. It was very crude, Mom. It was very oral. He was talking about oral sex In a very degrading way Oh great Yeah But anyways mom I love you

And I hope you have a good rest of your day I love you Justin Nice meeting you Bye Did you just hang up on Justin? No, Justin hung up on me. What? I think he got annoyed.

Oh, well. Oh, damn. I feel like I could tell from his tone. He stops talking. He was mid-masturbating and we just interrupted it. He was like, they just interrupt my life. My perfect, beautiful little life. I saw Justin driving.

I saw a car that said, nothing but diesel. Nothing but diesel? Yeah. Jackson, what's up? We're listening to Leighton's little Facebook story right now. Oh, well, I hate to interrupt. I'm just driving my big rig down the road. I'm about to be able to stop

over by the Plex. I'm almost done with the run. I want to see if you guys could move your cars before I get there so I can pull into the parking lot it's just Ryan's I'll have to move that how far out are you?

I'm about 10 minutes out so you got a minute so we want to just take another ad break and then we'll come back and finish Layton's story so Ryan can go move his car so Jackson can park his big rig please enjoy these sponsored messages That support our podcast

And we'll come back with Layton's Facebook story It's really good actually It's crazy I couldn't believe it Let's go to ads Bye Jackson I gotta go piss We'll see you in a minute

I'm going to pass the mic back to you And I want you to continue your little Facebook story. Little Facebook story. Just a little story. Tiny little stories for a tiny little man. I've never seen gays drink Gatorade. Who knows? They might.

Definitely not Powerade. That's a tweet I saw. Really? It's a tweet I saw on Twitter where someone was doing the Trump. Love these socks, man. You like these socks? These are really nice socks. Thanks, man. it's just a tweet i saw on twitter where like someone was like doing like the trump love these socks matt you like these these are really nice socks thanks man i mean they just say yes queen that's not really original well i think they look good yeah i mean i was just a compliment on how i think this one says slay on the right anyways yeah story facebook so basically yeah they set

you up and in the beginning it's very clear that like they're trying to cushion you they're trying to give you like all this like food they're trying to give you like a fun relaxed work environment and everyone is overly like positive like the people that you meet and um it's really like then you just once like you start the job and you realize that you're looking for uh we were literally just like training a system to look for bad things that's like the best way you can put it like AI so

also just so I mean this is allegedly I guess what is it can we put it that way Zup can you know you're saying it not the Super Mega Cast. They got bigger fish to fry. I mean this is one of the

biggest podcasts in the world. You know Zuck be listening. Well it is on the comedy charts. Hey. Do you think we're at least in the top 500 podcasts of all time right now? We are. If you go to. Of every like worldwide. I mean if you go to Spotify's comedy page. Not just English

but worldwide. You come up pretty. ahead of uh h3 podcast correct yeah but that's because the live action stuff is on um youtube i could see our numbers starting to drop on spotify once we do the live action podcast a lot of people are still going to listen to audio you're you're they they wanted to be comfy but you're training an algorithm to detect naughty videos yeah well it wasn't just naughty videos it was just like um violence and child porn stuff like that yeah yeah yeah because it's like basically outside of america most countries and things like just a lot of places don't have uh cellular reception that covers everywhere. And so Wi-Fi is way more common. So using WhatsApp and Facebook Messenger and Facebook, that's what most people use because you can call people within Facebook Messenger. You can you can text. So I mean, mass murders

have been and murders in general have been committed on Facebook. Exactly. So that's what I was looking at. And so there's like me and all the people in my building did that for a living and we were looking at all this terrible stuff uh and so we were told that we had to try that they wanted us to go through like i think it was like close to they ideally they wanted us to hit like 700 to a thousand profiles a day that you would review. And that's like looking through personal stuff. You would find conservative men cheating on their wives with men. So common. Yeah.

That's how Leighton actually got some of his hookups. Hey, I mean, I was dipping my pen in the company ink, you know, as they say. I heard that the South Carolina scene on Grindr is very interesting. Not just on Grindr, but like the gay, like certain gay circles. You know, you can just download Grindr and change the location. It'll just be a lot of older southern men. Yeah. It's because in the south, homosexuality

is so these guys repressed it their whole lives that it gets to such a crazy level. These guys are bisexual. So you're watching gay porn at Facebook. So we're watching any type of gay porn. But yeah, It's just disgusting with everything that you'd see in there.

Well, that was cool. You wouldn't see anything. You would just see the worst of the worst of anything, typically. We would be finding people that would be filming themselves committing a murder and

then they would be excited about that and then share it with a friend. People do that a lot. I've seen like people will like film themselves killing someone in Brazil and then put it on Facebook. Yeah. I saw like one of the worst ones that I saw was these guys had a white girl in like a rainforest. And she was like.

It's a matter of color. And what's up? Is her life more important because she's white? Well, no, I'm just saying that. It was like clearly it was like, I mean, it seemed like it was a tourist. Yeah. It seemed like a tourist or it was human trafficking, but, um, she's like screaming.

And then this guy just picks up a machete and just like hits her in the neck with it. And then it pretty much cuts off her head. There's like barely anything like left over. And then she's like falling to the ground and then he like hits her one more time and then uh it was like just literally like a butter like it went through so quickly and he just picked up her head is this an advertisement for the machete uh in the a that's pretty clean i mean he could have done better um martel videos those machetes are dull but what two chops yeah i mean this it was fucking nuts um i saw a lot of crazy that like broke into a house and filmed

multiple guys filming, just killing a whole family. That was in America, too. So, stuff like that. But basically... No, that doesn't happen in America, Leighton. You're right. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

It was in a shuttle. Mississippi. Am I right, guys? Mississippi is a third world country. So, yeah, like outside of that type of stuff that we were looking at, things started to get really weird because they started taking us to these conference rooms where you would meet with these like it's kind of like a grief counselor or uh um it'd be these people that would try to walk you through your feelings that you're having about looking at innocent people dying and like terrible things and they try to like minimize it to just like a little mishap at work so we had these two ladies that were back-to-back teammates they did everything together and when we'd go into this like room there was two cameras that would be on and so i really started

to think that we were being filmed for a tv show because this was the only place that i knew of that had cameras because since we were jackson uh-oh hope he crashes the u-haul why is he not backing in it's jackson i would not trust jackson driving any large vehicle we're sitting in one that he's crashed so that's right um so yeah okay so um these these two people uh sit us down and there's like maybe 20 people on my team and they start going over they're like so so you guys you just started here and they're like let's say're like, so you guys, you just started here. And they're like, let's say that like, you know, you're on the clock, you're working, you get across a profile.

And then, oh my goodness, you just saw someone get murdered or you just saw some child pornography. And that's something nobody wants to see. And so, you know, what do you kind of do? That's whenever you take a break. And then like the other girl would hop in and be like, that's right. Have a cup of milk. So they're like, what do you kind of do? That's whenever you take a break. And then like the other girl would hop in and be like, that's right.

Have a cup of milk. So they're like, she's right. And so you get bummed out sometimes. I know I get bummed out. And so what do you do? You got to find your jam. And so you got to find your jam. Like a headphone advertiser.

Find your jam. So like every little bit of time, like they're like, so a couple hours go by. You see something gross. find your jam so like every little bit of time like they're like so a couple hours go by you see something gross find your jam that's 15 minutes of your time so is it read a book go on a walk and then she's like and i know me personally i pinterest you can't stop me from getting on these pinterest boards and then the other girl would butt in like she's right she's always pinning stuff and there is literally they would feed off of each other and were they on strings it felt like yeah that's why we thought we were being filmed for tv because they were so you know strings on me except for these uh ads that we did early in the podcast you know let's just replay them right now just start doing like

hey jackson jackson's in the front seat hey just like jesus um fuck yeah he's in the front seat. Just like Jesus. He's in my front seat. And in my rear end. That's right. What's the worst thing you saw? You mean content-wise? What was the most disturbing? Probably the people getting murdered.

In their home or the machine girl? Yeah, because those ones are the most vivid that I can remember like when it happened, I did have to walk away from my desk because that was like that was awful. But I didn't have my Pinterest board active, so I couldn't get into my jam. Yeah. Actually, it sounds like you have the faint heart of a woman. I do. Well, it's gay, Ryan. Exactly.

I can't. I was going to say I can't change that but that's we all know that's not true you can change it and actually we're gonna require you in 2022 to change that if you still want to keep working here if conversion therapy as long as conversion therapy is a part of the insurance

so all of this stuff happens so what really started to happen like as these ladies are talking to us about the, uh, finding your jam. And after that, like we met with them often and we just started to feel that things were kind of fake there. Cause there were genuinely no rules. Uh, I spent maybe 45 minutes a day actually working at most. Um, I never hit my quota. I was there for four months until I quit and moved to another business. Um, cause I couldn't handle the weird shit anymore. Cause even just 45 minutes was a lot. Um, so it, things got really crazy whenever, uh, one day I was, uh, just hanging out at my desk talking to somebody and then out of nowhere, we just smell poop. And it it's like it's kind of like

rancid too and you super megaplex or oh facebook oh you want to talk about the facebook story i'm gonna talk about super megaplex the whole time oh my god sorry i'm mixing places up um so yeah we're yeah the serial pooper yes i told I told you about this. But this isn't what the... Were the Zuckers from the poop? The Zuckers are because of the content we were looking at, because people have PTSD from it. This poop is like a bottle episode. You got a settlement.

I got a settlement. The Zuckers are a settlement. Yes, which is why. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For a class action lawsuit. Yeah. And I mean, cool. got a settlement the zuck the zuck box are a settlement yes which is yeah yeah yeah um for a class action lawsuit yeah and i mean cool but um yeah things i think it was like the since like what started happening amongst employees there was really the like the biggest takeaway because the uh the whole pooping incident of a serial pooper was uh the highlight of my job there

uh you loved it it was like a fun little mystery i it genuinely was because uh like i said is there an office podcast about it the serial pooper no i don't think anyone there talked about it um so everyone was complicit um yeah i think i think i think it was an inside job i think multiple people were involved um we really won't know um really that's the lawsuit i'm waiting for but you think they would poop in the bathroom take it out with a napkin and place it somewhere and not just drop trowel and poop yeah so you're basically the first one happened the first one is we were all just sitting at our desks and we just started smelling

poop and then we uh hear a little bit after that that there was a pooping incident that happened on the floor above us and it was so bad that we could smell it on my floor and uh what had happened was what we find out is is that this culprit went into the bathroom and pooped into a piece of paper and folded it over like uh like a little hot dog hot dog style like he had a little clutch purse in their hands and then they walked out of the bathroom. Little hallway. Like I said, we're looking at people's private information on Facebook that have

all their information. Allegedly. So there's no cameras in the building. Like there's no cameras around the computers. So this person walked with poop and a piece of paper without being on film and then puts it in an industrial size shredder and turns it on. And that's whenever it like it hits their floor and people are freaking out.

And then it kind of like comes and leaks into our floor and it pretty much clears out our building. The staff, like apparently people were like we heard like people were puking and stuff upstairs. The maintenance guys had to just they said they wouldn't even clean it they just unplugged it and wheeled it out and put it on the street and they were just like it's they wouldn't even touch it and uh it things got a little spicy after that we started doing team meetings they were saying people seem disgruntled they're not finding finding their jam. They shouldn't be taking out... Especially with poop being flung into paper shredders. You could say shit hit the fan. Hey!

Shit hit the shred. Are you guys really not finding your jam? I know you just had to watch a video of a family get murdered and watch some child porn and then smell poop, but you gotta find your jam. Maybe play some Alicia Keys in your headphones. Yeah, so say your jam is pooping in a shredder. That's not cool here do that

jam at home get another work jam um but yeah so we we met about it uh i kept suggesting that it was an i literally like was suggesting it was an inside job uh just to fuck with my team lead um but after that maybe a week later we were all having dinner and it was late in the evening. I worked an evening shift. Again, we started smelling poop. And we instantly sprung into action. Already knew what was happening. But this time it wasn't a shredder. This time... It was in Layton's pants?

This time the bastard pooped in my own pants. I hope we find him one day. It's always the place you least expect it. But yeah, so this time the cocky bastard just pooped on the floor next to the kitchen on my floor.

And someone stepped in it and it was like in the carpet. So it was like not going anywhere and human shit yeah and they kind of walked like they had to have like walked other places um before realizing it so it was it it was horrible like it genuinely was like a disgusting but very very funny experience because we knew it was just mad people that hated their job that had a lot of free time because we weren't being filmed like there was no cameras except for in the conference room where we met the uh that's the only time we had cameras on us was whenever we would have the two ladies that would be the uh the jam counselors so um

basically yeah i worked there and then i quit well thank you for that facebook story that was riveting i can't wait for now you guys know if i die in the next like week or go missing um it's documented yeah i mean now you know now they're gonna have to hold off though because like it's too i wait at least three months to make it look inconspicuous. Right. What's the guy that worked at Area 51? Bob Lazar. I'm the Bob Lazar of the Facebook story thing now. Hell yeah. Wait till I tell you guys about my work with the Clinton Foundation.

There's a lot of poop involved in that one, too. Awful lot of poop in the Clinton. Cool. Well, we're going to wrap up the podcast. Food? We'll figure it out after the podcast. All right. All right.

That was a nice little bottle episode called Layton Stories. Story time with Layton. You know what I'm saying? Little Mr. Stollard coming in and spitting some straight facts. You know, that Facebook story got me sad. I think I'm going to have to make myself happy and maybe turn on my monkey and sit on it and laugh like a little school

girl. Dude, go get your fucking monkey and giggle like a school girl. We already have a microphone set up. We have to ride it to the office. We have a microphone set up right next to Ryan's in the driveway. Go ahead and click the 48V button. Alright, there it is. It's recording, I see. The waveform's started the driveway. Go ahead and click the 48V button. All right, there it is.

It's recording, I see. Yep, the waveform has started. Go start up that monkey, brother. It's picking it up. Ryan's about to bring his monkey over for you all to listen. Ryan is going to get his keys. So in the meantime, we actually have a very special message from a Mexican YouTuber, Ricky Tafoya. I went to college with him. We knew each other. We were good friends. And now he's a large Mexican YouTuber. And I asked him if he wanted to say anything on the podcast.

So here's a message from Ricky real quick and enjoy. Que pedo, señor Mateo? Como esta? Y el señor Ryan? Quien sabe quien chingo esta en el podcast ahorita? Espero que este muy bien. Yo estoy aquí en la Ciudad de México post trabajando, freelanceando, güey, aquí en el YouTube, en el Twitch, en el Twitter, esas pendejadas que no me dejan dormir y que me tienen bien estresado. Tú sabes cómo es este pedo, ¿no?

Cuando le caen a la CDMX, güey, llevo un chingo invitándote y dices, ay, no puede que la chingada. Y yo también le quiero caer a Los Ángeles a grabar algo, mamón. Pero, pues, ya irá el tiempo, ¿no? Que hagan la caga, güey, tienen su casa, se puede dormir en el sillón Se puede dormir en mi cama, nos damos unos besotes Acá bien rico, te llevo el sócaro Te llevo el xochimilco, donde quieras, cabrón

Y te doy comida, güey, la comida acá Está bien deliciosa, pero está bien grasosa y bien picante Güey, no creo que ustedes la aguanten porque, pues, la neta Perdón, pero son muy débiles porque Te la comes, güey, se hace un efecto bien cabrón En tu estómago y lo sacas acá Súper líquido, güey, es explosivo ese pedo, es como lava Pero pues ya tú sabes si te la comes, güey, se hace un efecto bien cabrón en tu estómago y lo sacas acá súper líquido, güey, es explosivo ese pedo, es como lava, pero pues ya tú sabes si te la quieres aguantar. Entonces, pues te mando un abrazote, güey, y un besote en el yo-yo y nos vemos cuando, pues cuando el

universo quiera. Chido, guam. Let's see what this thing's all about. Oh, he's wheeling it over. Oh, there it is. Nice. Woo! You going to start that bad boy up? Hell yeah. What a beautiful bike, man. Thanks, man.

Banana yellow. Hell yeah. Oh, the key's going in. Here we go. Here we go. Ooh. Can you see the later points at that? yeah i can nice angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well i absolutely love this because you know

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