supermegashow - EP 268 - Magic Man

Episode Date: October 27, 2021

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Well, Ryan, how's it going, buddy? It's going. This is the first time we've ever done this in terms of filming ourselves while doing the podcast. We've never done it. It makes us more awkward when I look at the camera. And when you look at your camera... I'm trying not to look at the camera.

I'm trying to just pretend like it's not there. Yeah. But it's kind of like when you're in a... Act like it's not here. It's a documentary. But you know when, like, you're in public and you make eye contact with someone and then you look away and then you do it again?

And then you're like, alright, don't look. But you can still feel like... Yeah. That's how the camera feels. Like a predator is watching you. Yeah. With beady red eyes. It's evolutionary, you know?

Well, there's a skeleton behind you, too. There is. I don't think you can even see that on the camera, can you? No. If you dug. Oh, yeah, there he is. There he is. Anyway, guys, we are in the van.

Episode 268 of the Super Megacast. 268, baby, and it is spooky mega, baby. It's spooky megacast. It's the spooky megacast this time, though. And this is the first time we've ever filmed it, because, as you guys know, soon we're going to be jumping into it. Jumping into live action most of the time. So we thought, this is not the set.

Yeah, all the time. But this is not the set we're using because we don't have it set up inside. We figured let's go ahead and just do a fun little van podcast for Halloween. Layton did up the place. It looks really nice. It looks great, man. It took him a little bit, you know, because there's a lot of effort that Layton puts into decoration. Like the Haunted House video. I thought he was just goofing off. And I thought he was just fucking wasting our time with his dick in his hands. You know cuz like there's a lot of effort that Layton puts into decoration like say like the haunted house video

I thought he was just goofing off and I thought he was just fucking wasting our time with his dick in his hands masturbating in the van again again, but which I I Don't want to get into it. It's just no it's like if he I wish he used a condom when he did that But yeah, I mean he at least like collects it in a and like a like a candle Yep, so we can burn it away at some point actually it doesn't smell that bad but yeah we're out in the van well his van smells the van smells like his semen but his semen doesn't smell too bad it's a good diet but yeah guys look at this it's uh the first time we're doing it we're testing this out um and i don't i don't feel any more awkward

i mean i feel more like i feel like i want to look at the camera like i feel like it's like calling me but i need to just lost one sorry i was i was oh i couldn't find mine last week is that mine did you have banana berry i did have banana berry it's pretty pretty full too don't smoke kids no maybe i did not have banana berry. That's really good. I think I remember banana berry. That's really good. Because I love my banana flavors. A couple of children out here.

It's like tasting candy. Yeah, we're just taking hogs off of our crack pipes, ladies and gentlemen. See, that's actually the scariest thing about Spooky Megacast. The scariest thing about this episode is that we're using nicotine. I know. One of the most addictive substances on earth. Well, you and I are both addicted right now I am yes I've been continuously vaping since the end of

July or when was great you've been on and off for a bit though yeah I mean you have phases I'll have a couple months on vape I'll have like four or five months like a year without it and then you just me I'm always smoking on something see yeah yeah you do be puffing on that shit. Thank you. What's the most you've ever quit? I remember you quit for a couple months once. Like two or three months back in 2015.

How did it feel? Felt good. I felt like very, very proud of myself. I was proud of you too. Thank you. But don't think that I'm ever... But a very tense situation happened, So I kind of picked it back up Right, right probably just being a baby about it. Mm-hmm. That's what I thought I didn't want to say it

Yeah, also you did stop another time after that. I remember for like like a month two months Maybe I think probably about a month. God damn it. I mean I need to stop it's because what I notice about when I'm back on the old nicotine, the big N, is my face gets more ghastly looking. And, like, I already look pretty sickly all the time. It's just genetics. It's how my sister's the same way. You both look very gaunt. Thank you.

Yeah. You know, I can say it about myself, but you didn't have to really say that. Well, I was just agreeing with you. That's fine. No, it's fine think I don't want to gaslight you make you think that you're crazy you wanna gaslight me make me think I'm handsome no but like the under eye circles and then especially the the skeleton like the I look more like a skeleton with my chinks my chink my cheeks my cheeks get more sunken and umpty dumpty put some little legs and little arms on my head.

Yo, that's awesome. Look at me. For the Super Mega video game, one of the bosses needs to be Humpty Dumpty, and it's your head. Dude, in the next Super Mega book, can we meet Humpty Dumpty? We have so much planned for the next book. The next book, I mean, we already have almost most of it. We don't have the ending yet, but the rest of the book is...

Lieutenant Humptus Dumptus. Lieutenant Humptus Dumptus? Colonel Humptus Dumptus! I like that. There's a Tumblr meme for everyone, right? Yeah. Humptus Dumptus. Humptus Dumptus. Fell off his wampus.

That's epic. How are you this Halloween season? Are you feeling frightened? Are you feeling spooked? You know, I have not gotten that into Halloween this year Yeah, it feels like it's not happening Probably because I'm not a young child Yeah

I'm not anticipating trick-or-treating and getting a bunch of candy I can go and buy candy anytime I want now I mean Because I'm an adult That's true Because Halloween was special because like as a kid You don't How often do you get candy, right right like I would not get it off

to my mom be like come on they wouldn't you're gonna be off the wall you're me bouncing off the wall and now as an adult I totally get that because I wouldn't want a fucking kid to be all hyper and shit you want to just go to fucking bed so I can fuck my husband or wife and on top of that if they can't even get cavities and who's got to pay for the cavities? Well, I'm not a dad. The parents do. And dental shit is expensive as fuck.

It's ridiculous. Yeah. What? Dental shit's expensive. Oh. It's stupid expensive. And, you know, it was a rare commodity as a kid. It was hard to get.

I'd get it every now and then. It was a big occasion when I got candy. My mom came home with it. Did you sneak some cash to school when they were selling the little, when ROTC was selling those chocolate bars? World's Finest. World's Finest. Mine was World's Finest, the caramel filled one.

Yep. So I sold those in school too. You sold those? Yeah. Okay, so what were you with, band or something? No, visual arts. And it was to raise money. That's pretty embarrassing. It wasn't to raise money for fucking anything, actually. What? It never went towards like a school trip or

anything. It had to go towards the school. I guess so, but I mean, you know, most people do it, it's like saving up for the band trip or something. Well, ours didn't. Well, like visual arts kids save it up for. Get us new equipment. Help us pay for this program. A new pack of crayons. Yeah. But, you know what the most bullshit thing was?

And I don't even think this is legal, was in my visual... Urinals in the men's restroom. It was a grade. A grade? Yeah. What do you mean?

Selling the chocolate. It was like a required grade in my visual arts class. That's stupid. For at least one year. Not to where like how much you sold coincided with the grade? Yes, it did. It was like if you... Or if you just run into a bunch of assholes or people who don't have money for chocolate.

Isn't that stupid? It wasn't extra credit either. It forces the parents to pay for a good grade. That's literally paying for a good grade. Remember? So if you can't find people, your family damn well will have to pay for your grade to be decent. Didn't you have to, uh, did you have to buy those boxes of chocolate? They were like little briefcases, remember? And it's cardboard and you open it up and it has all the chocolates, like the chocolate bars. That's how they would have them open. They were good.

Like, they weren't, no, they weren't like good chocolate, but there was something about them that was very like, there'd always be that one kid that sold like seven boxes and it's like, all right, dude, I should have just gone to like Walmart and stood outside. I went door to door in my neighborhood. I don't want them giving her that good Samaritan bullshit. No. Get some chocolate for my, for me, for my grade. I did like those bars. They weren't, it wasn't not high, definitely wasn't world's finest, but they were good. Which ones? World's finest. Oh, you said definitely wasn't world's finest.

I thought you were talking about another chocolate. No, the chocolate, it was world's finest, but it was not the world's finest chocolate. I had a big like Ritter Sport phase when I first moved out here. I remember. And now I'm like, that's just way too much. Yeah, I'm like, that is way too sweet. Yeah, man. I do love milk chocolate.

It's my favorite chocolate. Really? I like dark chocolate. Of course. What's that mean? No, you have the taste of a woman, is all I'm saying. You like red wine, dark chocolate. Women don't like dark chocolate.

What, do you wear an A-cup? Huh? Nancy boy? Yes, I do wear an A cup for your information. You know that and you didn't have to bring it up just to embarrass me. I mean, I already know that. Yeah, okay. Come on. Woo! Come on, man. You slapped my thigh, ladies and gentlemen. I'm getting a little... Stop being a little goofball, dude. I'm getting a little, getting a little nervous. I'm getting a little nervous, too. But yeah, world's finest was, I liked the dark chocolate with the almonds and... If you had almonds, I can handle dark chocolate.

I like there being something sweet-ish. Dark chocolate with nuts is good. Where we went for lunch with Justin today, did you see how much Ritter something they had? Whatever it's called. Ritter Sport. Did you see how much they had? A lot.

They had a whole section of all the different, you know, the square ones. The one who introduced me was like, do this. Because usually I'd have Hershey's or some shit, and all of a sudden he's like check out ritter sports just a lot of chocolate there's a cracker inside it's the best i remember his voice sounded like that he was just such a heavy person yeah i was from all that ritter sport yeah the one that you show me 300 pounds seven feet he was a big boy hundred he was three more than that yeah but i think that uh you showed me the one where it's like the...

Has the cracker inside. It's not a graham cracker. It's like a biscuit. It's like a cracker, buttermilk biscuit, some shit. Yeah, and it was inside of a chocolate square. And it was fucking... I love chocolate, dude. I like chocolate, but I like the chocolate to have a little pizzazz to it.

Oh, yeah. You know? Just straight milk chocolate is good, but also that's the one I can eat the least of. Just because it's like... I'll have one bite and I'm like... like whoa it really coats your mouth yeah that's actually why i like dark chocolate a lot is because milk chocolate really like spreads around your mouth but dark chocolate is uh not like it's a little bit like more like waxy you know i'm talking about and i like that and i also like the slight slight bitterness like i don't like bitter tasting things but dark chocolate

hits the spot and i the, the other day, actually, the place where we got lunch across the street at C's Candies. DeLuca's, by the way, if you ever want to go there. The Glendale guy. It's a nice Italian deli. It's very good. But I went to C's, you know, the nice candy store,

which I never go to candy stores. And I went in and I was like, oh, and I got peanut brittle. I love jelly beans, though. They don't have them there. This is just chocolate. This is a candy store that doesn't have jelly just chocolates when I think of candy store I think of those things and also you can pull them and you can fill bags with any type of jelly bean you

want it fun fact you can actually get any flavor of those jelly beans on Amazon and a one-pound bag for super cheap so if you guys want jelly I would just order like a bunch of pear because pear is my favorite flavor of jelly beans. But I got, I got peanut brittle. I got molasses chips, which are just like, it doesn't taste like molasses, but it's like a kind of like a crunchy,

like almost like hard caramel that has chocolate around it. And then also on top of that, I got, I got maple. You're about to pull out. Matt leaned forward. Pull out my chocolate all melted. Check this out.

I thought you were pulling out a bar of chocolate to surprise me with. Yeah. I want chocolate now that we were talking about it. Hershey's, you know. By the way, since we left so suddenly without, I wanted to give one last little word on jelly beans. One little last suggestion. I think my favorite jelly beans are jelly belly, tropical mix. It's a good, I'm picking my balls. It's a good, um, now the fans can too. Yeah.

You can't see me like jelly belly is what you can get on Amazon. You're going to see me do this. How many, how many, you can't see that low on me, but you can see the audio listeners can't tell when I'm scratching my nuts. We'll see, one of the concerns people had about our podcast switching to video was that it wouldn't be the same anymore. And we'd be focused on visual gags. We're not doing that. Well, we just did. Well, we can point it out. We explained it to the audio.

Well, we talk about you scratching your nuts on the podcast. That is true. It's not like we're going to put like visual. We might have a visual gag here and there, like an edit, but not frequently. And the podcast will still be the same. Just kidding. There's nothing. There was nothing there.

It'll still be the same. Probably not. I don't think so. Good. Good. But Hershey's. Because then people would be upset. Hershey's chocolate.

Someone brought up to me once that it tastes like stomach bile, like when you throw up. And I was like, what? No, it doesn't. And I had it thinking about that. It does. I still like it though. Nothing like Hershey's chocolate in a s'more, though. Classic Hershey's chocolate.

I haven't tried Hershey's with almonds in a s'more. Ooh, that would be good. I actually really like, do you remember going camping with a group of people? Nope. Well, someone would bring a pack of those Hershey's bars for s'mores, and I remember I would just go over there and sneak just one of the whole bars, and I'm like, I'm just having the bar. Dude's bars for s'mores and i remember i would just go over there and sneak just one of the whole bars and like i'm just having the bar dude i like s'mores too you little well i'd i'd do that but it would be in the morning when people were making pancakes and

they'd have a like a bag of nestle chocolate chips and i'd like go over there get a handful of chocolate chips and i just do nothing meets a handful of chocolate chips man i love this oh i'm gonna get it soon for the christ season. My mom makes a trail mix that I like. I ask her to take the raisins out, and then it's perfect. Have I had it? Yeah, it's like just chocolate chips, peanuts, M&Ms, peanut butter chocolate chip type shit. It's just a bunch of salty, sweet, delicious fucking shit.

Fucking shit. It's just shit. Your mom's shit's in a bag. Put some salt on it. I think that salty and sweet is like the best flavor pairing, you know? I love salty and sweet. Or sweet and sour is good, but salty and sweet, like it just hits, you know? Like chocolate with sea salt, that shit hits.

What would you say the two flavors combining when you eat cheese, put some honey on it? It's something sweet. Is cheese still sweet? I would say that's sweet and sour almost. Sweet and sour, okay. Because cheese is... Or like some jelly, dude.

Fucking pepper jelly. Pepper jelly is something else. Peppy, peppy jelly. Pepper jelly changes the cheese eating game. Mm, yes it does. On a Ritz cracker. Pepper jelly on a Ritz cracker with some cream cheese. That is good. Even those, any type of, it's the cheese that steals the show. My two favorite crackers are Ritz and then Club, you know like the rectangular ones?

Mm-hmm. Those are good. Because actually I discovered, I was grocery shopping recently and Target has, um, Target sells like different types of chicken salad and like little tubs. It's like Target brand, which sounds gross, but they have a bunch of different types. They have like a curry one, like a cranberry one, uh, a dill one. So I just bought a bunch and I just bought a bunch of those, uh, club crackers and the Ritz.

And I was like, that's crazy. I'll be editing on my computer. Just fucking eating those crackers. It's delicious. It's really good. One time I went to the store and bought some crackers. Yeah. That's where. I'll be editing on my computer just fucking eating those crackers. It's delicious. It's really good. There's one time I went to the store and bought some crackers. Yeah, that's where we at. Episode 268.

Yeah, so dude, I bought crackers and I ate them. Yeah, I know. You were like, dude, so I bought these. I bought these. They're called club crackers, but I bought a bunch of them. You know the most popular brand of crackers behind Ritz? Dude, I tried this new candy called Skittles. I went to 7-Eleven, bought a bunch of them,

and ate them right there. I mean, that is our podcast to a T. That's always been our podcast. It's just been, like, saying the most mundane shit. Well, it's because the podcast is literally just two best friends talking about whatever the fuck. Two what? Well, okay, two...

Two work partners. Two work acquaintances. You gotta keep up the act for the fans. True. Don't touch me. Two work acquaintances. You gotta keep up the act for the fans. True. Don't touch it. Don't touch it. I love the people that wonder, like, I wonder if they actually hate each other.

There are duos that do not like each other, but they keep it together on camera for, because they understand it's like a business. Or there are duos that are just entertainment duos. Right. Or they started as friends, and then they're just kind of like, mm.

Smosh. Yeah. I'm sorry as friends and then they're just kind of like smash. Yeah. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to like I was just that was just a low blow. I'm sorry. It wasn't a low blow. It's true.

It is true. No, I mean there's duos that we know of that don't particularly Anthony started wearing dresses. Ian wasn't happy about it. So he kicked him out.

That's not public. No. So I'm going to have to cut this out. Yeah, that's fine., so he kicked him out. That's not public. No. So I'm going to have to cut this out. Yeah, that's fine. I thought that was really short-sighted of Ian, you know. But it is, it was 51% of Ian's company,

so he had a major say in it. Yeah. Well, yeah, I know I get that. Anthony only had 49. If I started wearing dresses, would you be okay with it? I would say don't even test it and then we should be fine.

Okay. I would say, I mean, if it's after hours and I come, you know, on my motorcycle, I'm pulling up. Come on your motorcycle. You know, and I find you here and you're trying on a dress. What happens next is not your fault. I'll tell you that. Yeah? Even though I'm the one wearing the dress? It's all the fault of God I'm the one wearing the dress And that dress And the person who made that dress

Or designed that dress I understand that You What would you actually do If like You came by the office late at night And you walked in And I was like

Trying on a dress And putting on makeup I'd be like Yeah dude Just to see if it was a joke at first And be like Yeah You'd either be like

Yeah I thought And then you'd like Be somewhat genuine about it Or you'd be like Yeah dude. You'd either be like, yeah, I thought it. And then you'd like be somewhat genuine about it. Or you'd be like, yeah, dude, I'm going to suck your penis or whatever Matt says. Something along the lines of whatever you would say. But even if you thought I was doing it jokingly, you're still going to go home and be like, but he didn't know I was coming. You know?

Yeah. If I caught you doing that, I would be taken aback because there hasn't been a series of like kind of breadcrumbs leading up to it breadcrumbs of yeah if i if i got you doing that like a you can't count like a pierced ear or well my mother would i remember when i got my southern dad would my ears pierced for the first time i i was really excited about it pierced the gay one did you i pierced both my ears are pierced but I mainly just wear the left one. But I... Is that the...

The left one is the straight one. I would never put, I would never wear just the right. I've never taken this out. Really? Well, I mean, you don't want it to close up, right? I clean it, and I just, you know... And I like the little hoop. Yeah, I...

It's not really a hoop. My big hoops? Yeah. I could wear big hoops. No, I love the tiny little silver ring. That's my favorite. I'll probably always have that until the day I die.

But... And I have my lip ring now. You would actually look really good with a little... Wait, I can't make that... I can't make those gags because visually, I obviously don't have a lip ring now.

The cameras are ruining... They were right. The fans were right. The cameras are ruining the podcast. They're ruining the tone and they're ruining what essentially came to be Super Mega's flavor. Dude, stop. You're going to put ideas in their heads. I am. No, I think...

No more. This suck. Well, okay, here's the thing... I gotta look out for that comment now. They changed. Yeah. Here's my thing, is for the gags, like, we're always going to keep doing the gags where it's like obviously something ridiculous that you can't see. And I would just cut to black for those, because that's a classic Super Mega Edit we used to do a lot.

Oh no, I'm naked. Oh, now I put my clothes back on. It'll cut to black. Because, you know, people watching it... I'm naked again. More people are listening. And most people don't sit and watch the whole... Now I put my clothes back on.

I'm not doing that, Ryan. I'm not cutting to black a bunch. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm naked clothes back on. I'm not doing that, Ryan. I'm not cutting to black a bunch. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm naked again, guys. I'm not doing it. Okay, let me put on my clothes. They're on. They've been on the whole time.

No, I think for visual gags like that where we describe something and obviously you see that that's not true like we've always done, just cut to black for that part. It works. You know what I'm saying yeah Or have it fade to the look the black is a beautiful way that that that cinema masters in Of our past you gotta get Justin do that more cuz that used to be one of my most classic edits and I don't think We do it that much anymore cutting the black and then coming back shortly

Yeah, like for like an awkward moment just should tell him that you know, that's that was there That was a classic super mega stylistic choice. So what's his deal? He doesn't think it's funny or something? He doesn't think we're funny. He doesn't like us. But if I caught you wearing a dress, I think I would be very... I didn't ask. I'm bringing this up just to... never mind. Okay.

Now you have me curious. No, that's fine. What would be your reaction? I'd laugh at first, but then if I found out you were being's fine What would be your reaction I'd laugh at first But then if I found out You were being genuine I would be like Would you give me a hug

Yeah Would you cry a little Going home going Damn all these jokes Have probably made an impact On the way that he's Chosen to Act in his life

Both Both like physically And I'd be kind of sad that Mentally You felt like you had to hide it If it was like If that's what you feel Like your identity is I feel sad that you felt like you had to hide it. If that's what you feel like your identity is,

I feel sad that you felt like you had to hide it from me. That's my feeling. I remember when I started maturing and my friends started coming out, like childhood friends, and when they would come out, I'd be like, fuck. I'd kind of look back at things that I had said

being like a noxious middle schooler or high schooler or something. Oh, yeah. Well, that's not great. Yeah. Not just that, but it does, it does have that sense of like, fuck. Okay. So I was told this probably later because they were like, oh, he's probably gonna make a joke about it or something. I mean, I still would because it's, it's funny as fuck. Oh, of course. Yeah, like it's not natural No, it's not and it's bad for the human population Yeah, and it's just speaking I feel but I feel bad at the time. It's me the devil Leighton just came outside

We're talking about gayness and how it's unnatural one of time in the spotlight what's up Leighton He has marijuana in his hand late. Is this gonna become a thing every video? Where you just walk with a lit joint and come in? No. He's the joint man. Thank you, Layton. We're joint business partners. I can't go on with the rude joke because he brought me some weed. Brought us some weed, sorry.

I'll have a puff. It's Halloween. What? What? What? What's up, Layden? How you doing, bro? I'm good.

Yeah? Well... Can't hear you. Wait, we can... You want me to yell at your... Yell in the direction of your chest? Yeah, yell. Yell towards my chest.

I'm doing great, Matt. You're right over the candle. Oh, good. Don't blow it out. I'm not. All right. I'm going to work something you get one dude what is this 1977 a couple dudes smoking weed in a van what else so wait

you're ordering yeah Justin's a little hungry too he's a grown boy he's facetiming Kelly right now I'll probably just make myself a sandwich or something okay I'm probably just gonna eat when I get home yeah I actually just made myself some pizza bagels. In the really old. They were covered in ice. They were not very good. I'm good laden.

Oh, yeah. Charlie needs some. Yeah. Hit that Charlie bit me. Hit that shit, bro. Damn, suck that. Fuck yeah. Can't see it though.

Yes. Yes, you can. Oh, shit. I bet you can. But yeah, thanks for the weed. I'm good on food. I don't need to order anything. Well.

Podcast viewers, do you guys need anything? Just one more. One more? Just one more. I want to hit one more, but it hasn't hit me yet, and I don't know if it's going to be too strong. No, I think you'll be fine. Is this strong?

It's okay. Yeah, but think about my tolerance. Just a little hit. I'm not a big smoker. I know you're not a big smoker. Something simple. Yeah, that's it. That's all you need. And it's not bad, because it's legal here. I'm going to... smoker. I know you're not a big smoker. Something simple. Yeah, that's it. That's all you need.

And it's not bad because it's legal here. Yeah, it is. Fully legal. Don't be freaked out if you see me taking a few photos or anything. I'll be freaked out. I'll be freaked the fuck out. I saw him outside of my place doing that too. Yeah, it was off work hours.

It was late at night. He put a ladder up to my window. Technically, it was early morning. Technically, it's public property Well technically no My house is not public property From where I'm at on the street You had a ladder up against the side You're still not allowed to take pictures into people's house

That's debatable That's not debatable That's strongly debatable That's not strongly debatable No you can't take pictures inside someone's house That actually is debatable. Strongly debatable. That's not strongly debatable. Strongly debatable. Goes against... No, you can't take pictures inside someone's house. From outside into someone's house spying on them? Are you allowed to take a picture inside someone's house from the outside?

Is there like an explicit law? I'm taking pictures of nature and scenery and your house is just in the way. And you happen to be in the photo. Like when I was taking pictures of that woman's dog and didn't realize she was breastfeeding. You know? Oh, you came up with in the photo. Like when I was taking pictures of that woman's dog and didn't realize she was breastfeeding. You know? Oh, you came up with an excuse finally. Yeah. Okay.

It sounds real. All right. Thanks, Layden. Love you, bro. Peace, bro. I hate fist bumps. Keep cool. What?

I love fist bumps. You hate fist bumps? They're so funny. You don't think they're funny? I'm just bad at dapping people up, so. It's just such a, like a short little. It's such a cool teacher thing. Like, eh like a cool high school teacher an ex of mine once said nugget like like for knuckles and did that to so not to me but to someone else i like that in that moment i was like there's no way this relationship is ever gonna knock it's cool what's

up dude nugget that's good. It genuinely, like, destroyed... Get the fuck out. Get, get, Layton, get. If you don't like that, that's bullshit. Layton, get, get. Run, scram. Psst, psst, psst, get. We're gonna force you to give us some Nucks later.

Yeah, I'm gonna make him Nuck me big time. No. That's it. Hey, Nuck me, man. Yeah, but back to the dress thing. If you were wearing a dress, I would... He's very supportive. I wouldn't tell anyone.

What? Don't worry. No, I wouldn't... I wouldn't even tell Jackson. You wouldn't tell anyone? You'd tell your mom. No, I don't think I would. You don't?

Not my mom. I wouldn't tell any... You wouldn't tell your sister. No. I feel like if there's anyone you would tell, it would be your mom. I wouldn't tell anyone if it could open it up to being like a joke if it was someone that i felt would like genuinely you know like maybe like a girlfriend i could tell but yeah but i wouldn't tell like any of those guys because i'd feel bad about that they make they make fun of me in my

dress well also it's just obviously if you're doing in private that's something that's very personal you and you don't want other people seeing. So, I don't want to go tell the people that work with you. I'll tell Justin, because you guys have something in common at that point. Yeah. But. Well, he likes, well, he cosplays and does cosplay photo shoots. I just like.

I don't know if it's cosplay. I don't know. I'm sure there's some sort of character that he resembles. It just looks like him in drag, which is fine. Nothing wrong with that. It looks great. It looks beautiful. I would like to do drag for a video.

Strong and beautiful. Very strong. Very independent. Very beautiful. Very beautiful. Would you do drag? I want to do a video where we get like a professional. I know you hate makeup, but imagine a professional drag queen coming and doing both of us.

Hey, you know? Doing both of us. Well know doing both of us well I'll subscribe to that as long as I can have a blindfold on because I don't want to look at no makeup mmm would you please do it with me drag because I actually genuinely just want to see actually and this is like I don't hate like like I'm talking about like heavy applied makeup I'm not like oh you're everyday fucking like blush or whatever the fuck people wear normally i don't know why does it bother you you think like what what is it like is it like a physical feeling like i'm just like

it feels like i'm naturally repulsed by it that's the best way i can put it like when i see it i get a little and do you think this like like, is stemmed from something? I don't know. Like, maybe from a childhood you don't remember? I don't know. I think I just don't like, like, a heavy make... I like seeing people's faces. When you can see it caked on, you know,

I don't think anyone really is, like... No, I'm not talking, like, bad applied makeup. I'm talking about, like, it's, like, done up to where it looks like a mask. You know what I mean? Oh, well, I mean, like, like when you do like red carpet makeup. Like, like, I don't know, just like mine looks good right now. Yeah. Yeah. But it's, it's a very off and on. It's like this weird, it's not an, I can't get it to an exact of like what specifically,

but every now and then, yeah. I would love for us to do professional drag. I think it's me putting it on because I can feel it on my right I that is one thing is I got concealer fear on my lips The comments made me so self-conscious about my under eye circles once I feel gross Yeah, the comments made me so self-conscious about my under eye circles once so when I got makeup for it I went to Sephora and I was like Can you help me pick a tone and I put it on under my eyes and it just felt Like I could feel it. Yeah day and I was like, can you help me pick a tone? And I put it on under my eyes and it just felt like I could feel it

all day and I didn't like it. I just embraced my sickliness. Yeah, turns out he had AIDS the whole time. You're beautiful the way you are, sweetheart. Thanks, man. Don't let a man tell you you need all that makeup now. You should smile more too.

Yep. I can see Jackson wearing dresses. And again, if someone's wearing makeup, I'm not physically smile more too. Yep. Yeah, I could see Jackson wearing dresses. And again, no, like if someone's wearing makeup, I'm not like physically repulsed. No, if you're a fan that's ever come up to us in public or at a live show and you're wearing makeup, I got news for you. Ryan was pissed and he was just absolutely disgusted by you. Every time you'd see a viewer with makeup show, I'd be like, that's fucking gross. It's more of like, I don't want it on my person. And so where the heaviness comes in, it's like if someone is wearing bright red lipstick

and they kiss my cheek and it leaves a mark, I don't like that feeling of having to wipe something off and it's smearing and I'm having to like... Yeah, I just don't... It just keeps going. It doesn't stop. It's like, ah! Just like all over everything.

That sounds like a nightmare. I'd paint the town red, eh? Yeah, eh. You know what I'm saying? Nuck it, man. Nuck it. Nuck it. That sounds like a nightmare. I'll paint the town red, eh? Yeah, hey. You know what I'm saying? Hey. Nuck it, man. Nuck it. Nuck it.

Nuck it, brother. Yeah. But, uh... But, yeah. I would like to do drag, though. I think we can get a professional... Like, we could honestly probably get one of the people from RuPaul's Drag Race and... I'll think about it, dude.

Like, it'll be worth it for a video. I don't want to do another video where I'm the only one in makeup. But I just know that I'm going to be uncomfortable. And I don't know if I'm going to be uncomfortable. Ryan, we drink gallon milk. We do things that make us uncomfortable. That's a different uncomfortable. This is more like psychological torture. You're homophobic.

You're transphobic. That's what it is. Just admit it, dude. Makeup doesn't equate to transphobia. Oh, yeah? Tell that to Justin The transgenders don't own the makeup Yeah they don't own

Makeup dude You know I um Why is it when you add the in front of a group Of people it instantly makes it sound like More racist The transgenders the blacks That's when it sounds like The Palestinians across the street.

The Mexicans. Yeah, like... Or like, those Armenians over the way. The Chinese. The Chinese sounds like very like pointed. The Chinese. But like, there's a way to use it very formally, like the Chinese, well usually you'd say like the Chinese government stated it. You'd be like, the Chinese stated it. Like imagine if you were that like... Yeah, so I was in the airport in the Chinese. It was be like, the Chinese stated. Like, imagine if you were that, like... Yeah, so I was in the airport, and the Chinese, there was a group of the Chinese.

And they talked. About what? I don't know. I have no idea. But it seems serious. Cultural differences in China, though, I do know that, like, apparently... You can't fart in public. It's rude. Well, that's what I was going to say, actually. And I was at the airport once waiting for my flight from la to beijing and um there's a group

of adults standing in a circle talking next to me and one of them just and no one even bats an eye and i was like some guy did it on your plane ride too yeah yeah yeah and then when i got to beijing have i ever been asleep on an airplane? Please tell me. And I, yeah, you slept once. No, I know. But while I was sleeping, did I ever let out a fart accidentally? I would have told you that. Okay.

I'm not going to be like, guys, we can't tell Ryan. This is a huge, you would have told me right away. You'd be like, dude. I would have told you right when you wake up, like, dude, you might've just woken me up to tell me the story. I loved on the plane to Japan. We covered you in checks mix. You were asleep and plane to Japan, we covered you in Chex Mix. You were asleep and it was like, we tried to put as many as we can.

And like the flight attendants laughed and shit. And then you woke up and like some fell off and you didn't notice. Shit's funny. I've always had a nightmare. I feel like it'd be a good curb your enthusiasm moment. Where a guy has a wet dream in the middle seat of an airplane. So like, I'd love to write that in like a, a show where it's like a guy wakes up and there's, like, a little old lady and, like, a man next to him. And, like, he can't get up because there's semen in his pants.

Of course not. It's visible on his trousers. He's wearing khaki shorts. Have you ever been scared you fall asleep on an airplane and you're wearing gym shorts and you get a boner? Yeah. Because how do you hide that? Well, like, I mean, there have been times Hiding your boner sometimes just looks like you're touching yourself and that makes it worse. So if someone notices the boner and they look back and you're like this, it's like, he's masturbating. If you're like repositioning yourself, like pulling your pants out like this and you're just kind of like repositioning, imagine someone looks over and sees your cock.

Dude, when I'm- You know, that's not good. I hate- I've been in public before and I get an erection randomly and I need to readjust it so it involves me sticking my hand in my pants to grab my cock and reposition it but like if someone looks over right then it looks like I'm playing with myself and then if they could somehow see it through my pants still so it's like I saw him touch himself and he's erect like you see someone in public touch themselves and notice that they're also erect Especially when it looks like me Ryan, you know, you're gonna be like creepy. Yeah

Imagine if you saw someone like you're a very handsome young man. Thank you. Thank you know this I'm not the heartthrob of super mega, but I am no heartthrob stop dude There's no heartthrob of Stop, dude. There is no heartthrob. Super Mega is the heartthrob. You're known as the fucking heartthrob of Super Mega. As a meme, yes. No, but where do you think the meme came from, Ryan? You see those girls thirsting over you? Where do memes come from? That's like, I feel like an old southern dad just going, you know, stereotypes are there for a reason.

They're born in truth. Memes are there for a reason. You know. There's a little bit of truth behind every meme. Just saying. My thing. I'm quiet during the movie okay dad that sounds like something jim would say yeah it does doesn't it that sounds too like common like that's a that's a out of touch southern father for you or father figure yeah father figure yeah definitely maybe even

an uncle of yours so you may have someone then could even be a significant other and if that's the case you should talk to them about that yeah because you know it's hard to talk to an uncle about that because they're not gonna ever change their mind because that's how uncles be yeah but if it's a significant if your boyfriend says you know it's the loudest person in the restaurant. You know, you're like, hey, maybe let's talk about this. You think they're going to leave the trip? You know, who's he talking about?

Yep. It's one of those classic stereotypes from the South. The Italians, obviously. And if you guys thought of a specific race that wasn't that, then maybe you should rethink about. Re-evaluate your preconceptions. Yeah. It's 2020. it's almost 2022 no time for for for this racial bias two years just just whisked away in an instant call them back yeah thank you covid you know what's weird about so these covid years uh

sounds like a book these covid years these covid years we're gonna look back at once COVID's a memory and uh or more so of a memory than it is now um and we're going to look back in like 40 50 years and be like damn do you remember do you remember 2020 and 2021 when COVID hit I think it's always going to have a negative connotation around it just like always because of like the death and stuff but I mean like how it like that's just impacted everyone in terms of like the people who couldn but i mean like how it like that's just everyone in terms of like the people who couldn't go to work there was that sect of people they're the people who let's say they didn't have a job and they were like stay at home parents or whatever the fuck people do they stream they have they have jobs online they take take care of kids. Something like that. Like, they're home, like, usually 24-7, but now it's like you're forced to be home.

That beginning of, like, the first few weeks when lockdown went into effect for the first time, we'd never seen anything like that, and that was weird. I think it's the fact that you're being forced to is that makes you go stir crazy. Well, that's why people don't want to get the vaccine and wear a mask is because americans love like if you are told what to do and it's also because like i think i think that stigma almost whatever the word would be if not stigma i think it almost comes from like in the fundamentals of america it's like we fought for our freedom like we're you know so i think a lot of people did no I know but I think a lot of people hold on that miss that hold on to that conception

Like still to this day and like that's American. You can't tell me what to do. I'm an American I'm a red-blooded American who fights for his freedom. You know the Chinese have blue blood I don't know press others in my search for freedom and what's right? What would God want? What would Jesus want me to do blow the brains out of this Native American tribe. That's what they thought. Like back then. It's like this... God has called upon us. They really thought that because remember what was it called? Um divine or um... Intervention? No not divine intervention. It was it was the belief that God... Manifest destiny? Was that it? Where God had granted us... like God had granted us that land.

So it's like, it's our God-given right to take this land. And that was a common belief. Like, we came here from Europe, and now God has granted us this land because we've come this far, and He loves us. And He hates Native Americans. You know, actually, according to Mormons, that's why their skin is red. And I think it was, is it in the Bible or also Book of Mormon that like black people that's the Book of Mormon okay it's it's people have a black skin because better musical oh

yeah man I think would we be allowed to make a musical it's actually about just the Book of Mormon it's not comedic and it's called the Book of Mormon and put it on Broadway and it's just, a 10-hour stage play. The Book of Mormon verbatim. How long would the... Let me go on YouTube and look up Book of Mormon, like, reading and see if I can find... Joseph Smith?

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Yeah, I know you guys. How'd you like them? They loved them. Oh, I know. You know what we should do in this one? I should pull this flare right now. This expired Japanese flare. No, don't you fucking dare.

Wouldn't that be a legendary clip, though? No, it would not. You would set a blade. No, but it would be a legendary clip. It would suck for us, but... You might kill one of us. So? People have died from flares before. Young man.

Yeah, idiots have. Okay, that's true. I did a motion to ourselves. We're both're both idiots yeah I am an idiot I I have been there's nothing there's no there's no shame in just being like no there's no shame I'm just frustrated by that because I've been what for years since I was in middle school all I've wanted to do is learn some basic coding so I can make my own game projects not even to release don't learn basic coding even as an idiot no I know but I've been trying and lately I've wanted to do is learn some basic coding so I can make my own game projects. Not even to release. You can still learn basic coding even as an idiot, man. No, I know.

But I've been trying. And lately, I've gotten back into trying to learn the software called Godot. G-O-D-O-T. Godot. Which has its own scripting language. Like Gal Godot. Yeah. And there it is.

So this is the last podcast, actually. Was it the last podcast or was it a conversation? Last podcast or something I edited. Minicast. But basically, I'm trying to learn and it's like one of the easier ones

because it's based off of Python and like, I just, I'm having the hardest time wrapping my brain around programming and making it stick

and it's like, I'm a visual learner so programming's hard. Actually, if any, Not because you're hopped up on meth. Yes,

but, you know yeah just don't please don't bring that up if any of these I'm gonna cut back in if any of these viewers are these viewers if you guys uh if any of you were like big good dough people that know GD script pretty well and would be willing to help me maybe I would I would love to find some of you in the community that can help me out because man i really love we used to not really interact too much with the community but ever since making the patreon discord it's really like fun like like the sea of thieves or the motorcycle section every now and then i was always worried people would be weird and there are some weird people but like overall it's like everyone's really cool

like on the discord that I've talked to. Matt just called you weird. I didn't call it, well, they are, you guys, some of you are, and you know who you are. Some of you don't know who you are. And that's, that's the problem. That's scary. If you know you're weird, that's okay. Now people are thinking too much.

It's like, is it me? Oh yeah, like that one time we made a joke about someone at one of the live shows we met that was like really, like, we did not like and was weird. And like, you know, everyone is going to be like was that me no no it was not you you would know if it's you maybe no you probably don't know actually you're just praying into there like am i wrong what do you think that person knows no yeah so no it's not you guys you know if you're thinking was it me you're too self-aware yes if you think it wasn't me. It's not you guys. They can't know. You know. If you're thinking was it me, you're too self-aware. Yes.

If you're thinking it wasn't me, then it was not you. But now if you're thinking, no, I was chill with them, maybe it is you. Maybe you need to rethink your positive- Maybe you're not aware. Yeah. Maybe you've just absolutely been nasty to yourself in front of two YouTubers. May I take a little bit of that water? Yeah, the marijuana that Layton provided made my mouth very dry.

You know? It got me all talkative, but it made my mouth dry as hell. It's like the type of dryness where even when I have water in my mouth, it still feels dry. That is some good water, boy. That's a tasty water. Sweet. Damn, dude. What?

I love the Pulp Fiction poster you have in your house. Thanks, dude. What? I love the Pulp Fiction poster you have in your house. Thanks, man. Looks really good. Have you seen the other ones? Yes. Other Pulp Fiction posters. They're by different graphic designers, each one. Well, my favorite one you have is the one where, instead of guns, they're holding Pokeballs, and

it says Pokefiction. There's that one, and then I have the one with Rick and Morty. They're in the suits, and then I have the one with Rick and Morty. They're in the seats, and they open up the briefcase, which is really good. And in the briefcase, I had them edit it

so that it's actually Pickle Rick that's been shining the whole time. It's actually pretty sick, I think. Who are you texting? FBI? I'm not texting anyone. I just wanted to look up Rick and Morty Pulp Fiction,

and there it is. There it is. There it is. Except it's, of course, them aiming. Dude, we should get one of these for the office, like a big-ass Pulp Fiction Rick and Morty poster. We should get it painted on one of the walls. Well, they did say we can paint the walls. They did. Dude.

Do you think there's... Wubba Fiction? Bro. Dude, I just want to cover the office. I mean, we've done a good job so far, but I want to keep going and cover the office with more and more of those things. This is a cool little hangout spot now, though.

This is cool. I'm glad that I kept the van and didn't sell it. Well, I didn't really. It's broken, so... Not even a drivable vehicle? Mm-mm. Could you start it? Yes, and I can technically drive it.

One of the tires is flat, isn't it? Maybe. One of the tires looks kind of whoop. Well, it's been sitting here for half a year, if not more. More than half a year. You got this. I remember in a Game Grumps meeting, when you first, you announced to the room that you were starting Van Boys. Did I?

You did. I'm working on a project. to the room that you were starting Van Boys. Did I? You did. You know, I'm working on a project. It's gonna be me and my friends that moved to the Tucker Brothers, and it's called Van Boys, and we're gonna go around. And then Jackson crashed the van. Well, it's because I was so excited for that.

Oh, of course. Like Van Boys was like, you know, my friends just moved out here. I got this cool ass van for them. Gonna do this fun show. We're going to make a podcast. And I was so fucking excited for it. Like, I was very passionate, very stoked.

I got all the usernames, bought the domain name, made a logo, had a huge list of topics to talk about and episode ideas planned out. Did you ever film one? No. Was there ever a plan ever of just filming? There was a plan to get filmed because I only had the van for less than a month before Jackson crashed it. So, we did a test at Jollibee in the parking lot.

You just kind of talked about the food or something? Kind of. Did you record yourself? Yeah, but- So there's a recording, there's a recording- Somewhere. The audio recording, first episode of Vanboy. Video recording.

Because- Video. Vanboy's is a video podcast. So we mounted cameras with suction, but they kept falling off. So it's not really an episode. It's just kind of like testing, like, all right, say something, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. And it was really fucking hot because it was the parking lot. Well, I like this because it stays cool. Did you film it in the van?

Mm-hmm. Okay. I would like to make a permanent show on the channel in this van like some type of van boys type thing like you and i i think we should do a van show i wish because it's a good set because like if i wasn't doing like i would love to just essentially do our vlog stuff except just go a bunch of places in the van van? I think that would be fun. Like in the van or just like in general. Like I think travel vlog shit is really fun.

I love it. See, if this worked, we could do so many cool travel vlogs. Well, you know what maybe we can do? Maybe you and I can save up and as supermen get a new van. Rent a sprinter van. We can sleep in with sleeping bags. Not a sprinter van. Why not?

A little RV like a pop-up camper. Or like a little RV. Some people camp with sprinter. Not a sleep, not a Sprinter van. Why not? A little RV, like a pop-up camper. Or like a little RV. Some people camp with Sprinter vans. Okay, Ryan. What if you and I, the white ones? What if you and I come together

right now over me? That's actually great that we did that at the same time. Wow. That was like exactly at the same time. Knock me, bro.

Hey, come on. Come on, brother. What if, similar to that, like it could be a separate thing from this or replace this where we get a tiny little rv like the type that is all one unit almost like a u-haul size and the back has a little bathroom and a dining room table and a little like couch thing the tiny ones with a little tv and microwave and we made a show in there and we drove it all around and we buy it as super mega together because we put money together it shouldn't be too bad because those are cheap too and we can paint it and customize

it all ourselves the inside get new carpet get we make the movie review wagon and we'll make it a trunk area where a microphone will come out and we'll interview people coming out of the movie what do you think and we'll spoil it in the question that we ask them 2022 is what did you think of the death of superman what like as they're walking into them oh sorry i thought you just got out i would like that though 2022 see my guys the rv phase yeah that'd be fun i'll take a peek at them there's really cool japanese ones that would be cool if we got one of the cool japanese ones because they would be like this in it yeah well this van, like, I do want to make a permanent show on the channel in here. I say that because

like, this van, you get up in the front of it, and you are like, kind of like, you're like, oh shit. Like, if I get into an impact, I'm right there. I looked at the driver's seat and then realized it's not the driver's seat because it's the passenger's seat. I was sitting in the passenger's seat, like, today, and I was like, damn, if I got in a crash, my legs would be

demolished. Oh, no, it's's someone tilted it up all the way probably Layton yeah probably setting up for the camera well no when he sits here and masturbates oh you know he has to sit up perfectly straight when he masturbates um he also has to hold his breath the whole time dangerous dangerous game at least he's not choking himself because that can end poorly. Kill Bill? Mm-hmm. He was so good at rapping, too. It's such a shame. Dude, that was good. Knock that shit. Hey, knock that, man.

What do you think about, like, a van show, though? Because I... Fanboys was my idea and I wanted to make it so bad and never got to. I like the idea of making... I bought this van. I like making other smaller shows,

like Drunk Drawing.ermanent shows are great. Having a podcast, having fun little shows to do. Would you just want to do a podcast type thing? Like just shoot the shit in the van? That's something you and I would have to just workshop, I think. If we actually laid down and were like, let's do something with this van, and then you and I could just workshop something. Because filming out here is fine.

We could do little mini episodes, like maybe 20 minute long ones. And we shoot the shit, maybe it's topic based, but we shoot the shit and then maybe have a recurring segments each episode where it's like, Oh, let's talk about music. Let's talk about movie like specific. It's like, what's your pick of the week? Yeah. Like van, van mans, van man. I'm just going to use, I came up with van boys. I'm just going to take the. I'm doing it. We'll call it Vanboys. B-O-Y-Z. That's what it was. No, it wasn't. No, it was S.

I made a really cool logo, I will say. Do you still have it? Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I want to see this shit. Because I don't remember it. I remember the idea and everything. I just don't remember the logo. Or if you ever showed me the logo. I'm sure you did. Because you usually showed me everything. I forgot. I even hit up Faku. And they said that they would do a sponsorship with us.

Which we should do now as Super Mega. Can we still do that? This is from 2018. But I'm sure. Gotta love them. They're great. Faku. Let's see. Let great Faku Let's see Let's see

Let's see There it is So many nostalgic memories With that brand Yes A lot You know My arm

My arm just Just blocking me I know I'm sorry dude I'm just You can kind of see it In the It's not even comfortable

See there The green one The green and white one It was cool Oh It has a like a like a baseball team vibe. I see that yeah. Did you take that as a diss? Yes I did. What? No I didn't let's uh. Baseball teams are designed very well their colors and their logos it's very baseball you know. Like you think I'm like even though I

was gonna do Van Boys with the Tucker brothers, if we ended up doing it, is that weird? Or, like, it was my idea and I come up with a name and it's my van. Let the audience decide.

What do you guys think? Well, we're still going to, it'll just not be called Van, maybe it'll be called Van Boys, who knows. But it was an idea I was really excited about. Van Man slaps.

Van Man? Van Mans? Van Mans. Van Mans is pretty good. Dude, you watch Van Mans? We can have guests come in the van? Have you seen the new episode of Van Mans? Van Mans Van?

I'm kind of down for Van Mans. Mans in a van. Van Mans. Vancast! Vanmans is not even like Van Mans VanMan's is not even, like, VanMan's. VanCast is so simple and easy, and if we had started our podcast as its own podcast called VanCast, I could see it popular.

Yeah. But we just got stuck with fucking SuperMega. Are we just going to start starting? Start starting? We're going to start new podcasts just at the hopes of one becomes viral. We're going to start a murder mystery podcast yeah and we start a movie podcast a video game podcast a music podcast dude i love the fucking

murder podcast that make it into like this like quirky like let's get into the murder i heard one where it was an intro where the person's talking about it he's like let's get into the murder david briscoe would brutally beat his wife. What do you think about that, Tom? If I ever get murdered. Sounds like a real headache. Imagine you get murdered and someone talks about your death like that. Well, they're never as shitty as that.

I heard one that was. Really? Someone posted a clip of it on Twitter and they were like, if I ever get murdered and this happens, I'm coming back like to kill this person. It was so bad. And I mean, a lot of those, I do like, I love true crime. Like YouTube channels. JCS is one of the ones that we've been talking about a lot recently.

That chapter is great. So good. It's this guy named Mike who makes videos about different murders, but he narrates it and puts so much information in each one and basically just tells the story, it's sorry I was about to say you might have to blur this out and like censor it but I was about to say Robert IDK but is what is what is the what is the actual dude he does not make no no but who's the

dude that's like who's he has like the red background and he's always like, Rob Dyke? Yeah, Rob Dyke. Yeah. I thought he thought, at first I was like, Robert IDK. Very similar. Very similar. Same,

same type of content. I think, I think actually Rob Dyke said he would come on the podcast back in like 2016. Yeah? Yeah. Is he gonna red pill us?

I think he will. Is he, is he like a, based in red pill? I don't know. Oh. You should ask him. Do you get that vibe from him?

He's blue-pilled? He's red-pilled? He's black-pilled. He narrates stuff. That's what I know him from. He has a good voice. He's got the facial hair. His last name's kind of funny.

He does a lot of the smolder. So, he was brutally beaten and murdered. Subscribe. You know what we gotta talk about? No. Keemstar. What about him? He's retiring.

Is he though? He said he released a video today actually announcing it and, well he said yesterday he was gonna put a video up today and he did and it's, I didn't watch it but apparently it's real, he's actually retiring. But mark my words, a year from now when Keemstar's kicking it. I don't think he can stay away. He can't. He loves it's real. He's actually retiring. But mark my words, a year from now when Keem starts kicking it... I don't think he can stay away. He can't. He loves it too much.

Yeah. You know? I think this is just... He wasn't getting too much attention. This puts his name back in the spotlight for a little bit so he gets attention. Artists do this all the time. A lot of artists...

And actors. Who's the actor that always says, like, it's my last movie? And then they come back. Quentin Tarantino. Quentin Tarantino. Quentin Tarantino. Quentin Tostitos. Not him, because he's actually had a planned number of films.

Was it Martin Scorsese? I think he's going to make one after that. This is my last film. Yeah, Scorsese says that. Keemstar slams YouTube mob culture as he retires from drama alert. Wow. I mean, if this is real, then it's... But he's still going to be, like, he doesn't retire from being a...

Here's a news article. Killer Keemstar. Not retiring. Fans say Keemstar's bluffing over a threat to quit YouTube. I think so. Yeah. You know? Maybe a long little con, but...

He might take a little break. Well, if I was Keemstar and I... He might take a trip to Hawaii, enjoy time, enjoy the holidays. Dude, if I was planning... Come back in the new year. If I was planning on taking a break and I was Keemstar. Take a trip to Hawaii. Enjoy time. Enjoy the holidays. Dude, if I was planning back in the new year, if I was planning on taking a break and I was Keemstar, I would just say I'm retiring

because then I get a break. I'm coming back. But also it adds more clicks to it. It gets it bigger instead of just saying because he's scared he'll fade away

if he says I'm taking a break. So he's going to say I'm retiring. You have to be recognized everywhere you go, right? Yes. Carson saw him in a movie theater in Somerville, South Carolina.

He was there for Angry Grandpa's funeral. What? Yeah. Angry Grandpa's funeral? Mm-hmm. Remember Angry Grandpa? Was there a funeral?

Was it titled? He died. Wait, what? Angry Grandpa. The YouTube channel where the guy filmed as like Angry Grandpa was a character.

Oh, I'm thinking of Johnny Knoxville. No. Of whatever. Bad Grandpa. Bad Grandpa. The YouTube channel where the guy filmed as, like, Angry Grandpa was a character. Oh, I'm thinking of Johnny Knoxville. No. Of whatever. Bad Grandpa. Bad Grandpa. Okay, sorry. Yeah, no.

And then he was pissing in the urinal next to one of Carson's friends. Okay. And then he was like, yo, can I get a picture? And then got a picture with Keemstar at the movie theater in Somerville, South Carolina. And Carson didn't? No. Carson didn't. Maybe Carson didn't actually see him.

His friends did. I mean,'t? No. Carson didn't. Maybe Carson didn't actually see him. His friends did. I mean, show him the picture. He was there. But, God, dude, that could have been us. We could have just ran into Keemstar in the bathroom. We would have been best friends.

Best of buddies. You think Keemstar knows about Super Mega? I'm sure he loves it. Uh, well, the one time John Lurie mentioned us was not him. It was when he had

that other dude. Ty Blue? Ty Blue was in Ty Blue Ty Blue remember Ty Blue yep the stand rest in peace what's Ty Blue up to now I'm gonna have to I'm gonna guess something with either esports or something with cryptocurrency or drama could still be doing drama I just feel like those guys like guys like Ty Blue are like like now I'd see like every one of his tweets about cryptocurrency and like, like that type of shit. Let me see. Let me see. Oh my God, Ryan. We have 11 minutes left on this. Guess what Nintendo just announced?

Ad reads? Nintendo just announced that, um, Niantic makes Pokemon Go or making a Pikmin game called Pikmin Bloom, where you can plant and grow them in real life and do some shit with them, coming out in the next few days. Days? On what console? The phone! I saw a picture.

It looks amazing. It looks so cute. Oh, wow. Look at this headline. Elon Musk is on track to become the world's first trillionaire. That's sick. That's disgusting. What?

Is that even possible? Yeah, it is. His net worth went up $36 billion yesterday in one day. So, yes, it's very possible. God damn.

A trillion dollars is unthinkable. A billion's unthinkable. So, the leap between a million to a billion is massive. But the leap between a billion and a trillion, that's so fucked that there's actually able to be trillionaires.

So you can literally just go around the world and like buy everything. Well, he worked for it. He worked for it. No, you don't work for that much money. How much money do you have to have to just like buy everything? Way less than a trillion dollars. Like out of every store everywhere. All cars, all coffee. I think you would have to look at the world,

not GDP. Just everything in your country. How much is, how much money is there on the earth? I mean, we're trillions and trillions of dollars in debt, so... We're never paying that off. It's an imaginary fucking number. Excuse me?

They talked about possibly... They talked about possibly... It's the American way. ...maintaining a trillion dollar coin to pay off the debt. And I'm like, what? Here we go. There is approximately $40 trillion in circulation. I don't know if that's just for money.

So we can't buy everything. So what's the use of a trillion dollars? Listen to this. The United States has 1.2 trillion dollars in circulation. Has what? 1.2 trillion in circulation. And if Elon Musk becomes a trillionaire, he could almost buy everything.

That would mean he has about the exact same amount of money that's in circulation for America. That's fucked. He of money as circulating as that's in circulation for america that's fuck like what like he owns like just as much as like just everyone and the people the people that defend uh billionaires and trillionaires like that it's like they worked for it or or like no you should be able to make that much money like i don't think they actually get how big that number is they're gonna be trillionaires one day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or they'll donate to their fans. Anyone who supported me, I'll give you a million dollars. Imagine your net worth goes up $36 billion in one day.

He could just be giving away a million dollar tips. I mean, that wouldn't work. That's definitely not allowed. You could do it. Give someone a million dollars. I don't think the credit card company would run that. That's what I'm saying. I don't think. So my sister would run that. That's what I'm saying. I don't think.

So my sister. Maybe it's the Elon card. My sister works in finances and she used to work at Wells Fargo. And I asked her, I was like, what would happen if I came in with a billion dollar check? And she'd be like, I'd be like, could I? And she's like, yes, you could technically like they'd have to process it, but he wouldn't go anywhere why not but technically it's like there was they wouldn't reject it like if I brought in a billion dollar check but like if it was coming from a like a trillionaire's account and then all of a sudden like would it go through I I feel like when it's that all of a

sudden like would your account just like a billion but I feel like with money that big there's a lot of... Well, no one would use Wells Fargo for a billion dollars. When people have... We already do for Super Mega. I forgot. Sorry. I use Bank of America because the website's BOFA. Excuse me? BOFA. BOFA what?

These nuts. These nuts. Dude. That was... Playing a little footsie With you Yeah you rubbed My little Yeah I am So I had a couple

Things I wanted to Talk about still On this podcast One was Ethan Nestor A.K.A. Stank Gameplays You know

Got him What is up My stanky crew Smells like Yeast infection What is up My stanky crew? Smells like yeast infection. What is up my stanky crew? He still listens, apparently. Yeah, he does. Because we mentioned recently, he sent us a Snapchat or video or something.

He came here and told me. Oh, that's right. He bullied me. Yeah, that was really weird. He showed me his knuckle sandwich and he said, see this? And I went, you're fishy? He's like, no, no, no, no. that was really weird. He showed me his knuckle sandwich and he said, see this? And I went, you're fishy? He's like, no, no, no, no. My knuckle sandwich.

He showed me a different sandwich. His cock meat sandwich? No. You know he has a pussy. His pussy sandwich? Show me his roast beef sandwich. Oh my God, dude. People never guess that he has a pussy.

No. It's a nice pussy, though. It's really nice. I mean, it's got, the labia is very. But it's beautiful. It's beautiful, yeah. Like, it's very. It's like a fucking, like.

I don't think that a lot of labia means. I think a lot of labia is attractive organic it's like it grew in your garden right flower you know some vaginas are just a slip and some are just like full steam ahead with arby's i like i'm fine with that like a blossoming beautiful i think that the more lippage that's there that's you, you know, that's more to, that's more beauty to observe. Anyway, Ethan's pussy is very beautiful. Yes. But he, his birthday recently passed. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

And he had a little get together, so I went to his house. And he had hired a magician to walk around his house. And you stole his idea. I did because I'm having a Halloween party. With the same magician? At the super mega place of all of us, it is the same magician. So when he shows up. No, because the magician was doing tricks for everyone at the party.

You're just sharing magicians now? Is this how LA works? Is this how magicians get their jobs? Yes, it is. It is just word of mouth, isn't it? People don't have their own personal magicians. It's like, oh, I hope he tells his buddy and he thinks that he can make a joke out of me. He's doing, he did the most incredible car tricks for me I had ever seen in my life.

He did, he kept going, can I show you one more? Last one, I promise. And I was like. Did it always blow your effing mind? Yes. He did, he did one dude where, uh, right in front of me, he did one dude and it was so hot and passionate. But he, uh, I asked him, I was like, are you free on Halloween? He's like, yes. You want to hire me? And I was like, yes. And Ethan will be coming to this party. So unless Ethan, you've decided to cancel,

which in that case, please text me because we have a surprise cake for you. And I need to get the name change to somebody else. It's not a surprise anymore, but it would be very helpful for Matt's finances if we figure that out. It's expensive. It's not a surprise anymore. But it would be very helpful for Matt's finances if we figured that out. Yeah. It's expensive. It's like more than a wedding cake. But the magician

did this one card trick and I got very drunk at this part. Well, I was I had an edible before and I had had a couple of white claws so I was very Is that the one that Ethan Klein showed up to and he was like super fucking like off of the fucking. Pretty sure he was on, pretty and he was like super fucking like yeah off of the fucking pretty sure he was on

pretty sure he was on like a couple vicodin plus probably half a handle of vodka he doesn't get control of that shit he threw up all over ethan's couch no it's very embarrassing and the things he said when he was that intoxicated you know it's like i know people say things when they're drunk sometimes but like the things he was he was saying was like i i didn't expect that to ever come out of age three he's he's defending certain people in high positions yeah which and accusations that have been laid right right and it's just kind of i get it i get it people like have their difference of opinion right it's just it's mainly there's a limit especially when you're loudly expressing it to a bunch of people who are just trying to celebrate a birthday party

especially that the stuff this time about like how he thinks Epstein is yeah yeah anyway um anyway uh sorry yeah but the magician was showing me a magic trick and I and I had I was drunk at this point I see the light when it'll go okay I was drunk at this point but I see the light when it'll go off. Okay. I was drunk at this point. But we got to end it before it goes off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm drunk and high. I'm a little cross-faded at this party as, you know, adults do at parties.

And he has someone else like, pick a card, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, now Matthew. And he fans the cards out to me, not showing the other people. And he's like, do any of these cards stand out to you? Did one stand out to you? There only one that i was actually visible the rest were only like partially visible but there was one that

was visible and my drunk ass thought he was like pick the card so i was like this one and he's like are you sure there's not a card that really stands out to you and And I was like, this one. And he goes, no, you fucking idiot! Fuck you! Did he say that actually? So we do it again. He's like, try it one more time, and I pick the wrong one. And he's like, fuck you! Fuck you! I ruined his trick.

But then I did. And you invited this man to perform magic. I'm going to be paying this man to perform magic at this house. Does he still have a beef? No, it was like a joking fuck you. It wasn't like a pure rage, but it was, I mean, having a magician say fuck you to me over his card trick. His card tricks were unbelievable. Unbelievable. I'm happy to hear it. And just like magic, let's pause the camera to get another SD card,

and I'll come back and I'll tell you more about this magician. All right. Who you will see on Halloween. You better not bail. You and Justin are coming. Yes. To me and Hunter's party. We are, we are.

Me and Meat Canyon's party. We are, we are, we are. Yeah? Yes. When does it start? Okay. Seven, eight, whatever. Okay.

It's probably not going to be too much of like a party More just like A get together Friends, drinks A gathering Yeah Of the juggalos Except for Christian I'll be here waiting

Feel free to, I mean Entertain while I'm gone Entertain? Add a couple minutes to the podcast Help a brother out Okay You know? Okay

Let me, Let me just... Yeah, he's going inside. So I have... Okay, so it's Ryan time. I'm still playing Sea of Thieves. You know, I'm having a great time doing it. And I'm getting more

into PvP. So that's exciting. I haven't seen Dune. Unfortunately. I know a lot of people have told so that's exciting I haven't seen Dune unfortunately I know a lot of people are have told me and recommended that I see and what not only that I see it but that I pay attention and and take it in and watch it but I have not Um... I have to pee. We're back!

We're back. I got another SD card for the camera. It filled up faster than it said it would. So, um... Also, I'm curious, how do you guys feel about the sound quality of... Stop it, Ryan. You're whispering something. Justin! What are you doing here? I thought you were still in North Dakota! Justin's big arm.

Ryan, I hate the sound of you whispering, man, if I'm being honest. It gives me like a... Please go on with the podcast. Stop! I hate it! It makes me enraged! Why? It kind of gives me the... Stop it! Stop! Stop! I'm gonna kill you. My little cutie.'m going to kill you.

My little cutie. I'm going to kill you. I'm curious as. My little. My special little guy. My special little man. I'm actually pretty curious as to what. Because this is the first podcast we're doing with Labs. Labs.

Instead of. What's up, Layden? What you doing? Besides interrupting the podcast What is that? He has an inflatable puffed marshmallow We only have 12 minutes of battery So we're going to wrap this up

Let me know what you guys think Did you finish your thoughts? I'm doing it right now What do you guys think about doing the podcast with these mics? How's the quality? You were telling something about a candy man or something. What? Earlier?

I don't know. I said nothing about a candy man. I'm sure you're like, I'm going to get back to it. The magician. The magician. See, the candy man? Yeah, Ethan had a candy man at his birthday party, dude. It's awesome.

He's handing out candy to everyone. You know exactly what I meant. Candy man. It was someone magical. The magician. Yeah. Well, a candy man's pretty magical, much um he had a pee pee poo poo man in his party dude uh but basically he did your face see that's good because now people in the

live action they'll be able to see like our facial expressions too in our earnestness when we say things like i love our fans um but basically he did this card trick where it was like he had me just pick a card look at it put it back and then he handed the deck of cards to like three different people to shuffle in front of them put it back and then fanned the cards and was like pick one and it was my same card and then i was like how'd you do that and he's like they're all the same card oh and he goes so he gives away his secret no but then he goes oh wait a second and he flips it and they're all different he's good man his name was mark damn fishbowl yeah mark fishbowl he's great at magic he actually left the party right before i got there unfortunately i almost saw markiplier for the first time in five years yeah are you dodging

markiplier no i'm not he was dodging me he heard matt was coming he had to bounce he's like oh shit i gotta get the fuck out of here well there can't be two Alphas at one party. I know. But, yeah. Happy Halloween, everybody. I know this Spooky Mega has less uploads because we're not doing Let's Plays. We're gonna have, I think, at least one. Maybe. We'll see.

We'll see. No promises. But we love you guys. We hope that you enjoy this special edition Spooky Mega cast. It's really awesome. Thank you. Thank you for sending out lately. Are we bowing our heads?

Yeah, we're gonna nod and um i guess uh we'll see you guys in the next one go check out patreon for exclusive spooky mega content and just we have mini casts uh every week or so which are just exclusive mini pot did you just hit your head on the van justin justin just hit his head, he did hit his head. You good? Justin, you're in the way of the camera. You're in front of the fucking camera, Justin. Hello. I- you- they can't see me! Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs

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