supermegashow - EP 270 - Sticky Babes

Episode Date: November 10, 2021

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Penis, penis, penis, penis. Yeah, okay. Welcome, everyone. No, I'm not starting with that. Okay. I don't know, Matt. I told Matt to start the podcast with something funny, and that's what he chose to do. That's not.

You're lying. And now he got up. I don't know what he's doing now. I'm making sure the audio is all good. I don't know what he's doing now. Yeah? Well, the podcast started, buddy. It's episode 270. 270, baby. 270. That's like,

think about 10 episodes of our podcast. Now, multiply that by 27. Holy shit, you add a zero. Yep. Oh my god. 270? That's some of my finest math skills is like, oh, just multiply by 10, just add a zero at the end of

the number. We're known for our math solving ability. Yes, very well. Very well. I mean, even back earlier to the channel, we're known for our history, like our knowledge on history. On most topics. Politics most topics. Politics, science.

Definitely politics. You know, it's... Sorry, Tucker walked by the door and distracted me. That's right, not a Tucker brother. Tucker himself. The Tucker. Short hair Tucker. The short hair saga of Tucker. He looks like a little French schoolboy now.

So, he cut his hair short. We've been working on some stuff with Tucker. You're in your bleached hair saga? I am. I don't know when I'll go back to brown. I like it. I just like this hairstyle of it long and I push it back. Because I don't know if it's this long, if it'll still look good when it's brown.

But who knows? I might cut it short again. I've been more tempted lately to cut it short and go back to brown, like Japan vlog style hair. It would be interesting to see with long brown hair. I know, I'm kind of curious. Well, I could just dye this brown. Oh my God. Oh my God, it's Joe Biden.

Joe, Joe. Joe Biden, okay, Joe. Okay, thanks. He's wishing us luck. Oh shit, he's falling asleep. Oh, oh, he's falling asleep. Oh, he's falling. He's having a stroke. He's in a fetal position.

Is he moving? No, he's dead. No, he can't. Is he breathing? No. Well, you couldn't tell even if he was. I think he coughed a little. He might just have COVID.

Oh, he hit the whip. So he came back from that strong. So COVID is just like, it's not, it's like a bitch. It's like, it's like, it's like the flu for bitches.

Right. That was it. For those wondering, Justin walked up outside the podcast room door and he had a massive Joe Biden, uh, face mask on from the Halloween, uh, haunted house video where Layton and Jackson

set up a magnificent little haunted house. I know, dude. And we didn't use lav mics, so the audio was shit. You're right. We didn't. And, um... It was just the way you said it, and you were, like, focusing on something else. Yeah, because

the McAfee antivirus shit popped up, and I'm like... I do the same thing. I get because the McAfee antivirus shit popped up. I do the same thing. I get distracted. I'm like, I have to fix that. He's dead. We don't need to. Stop reminding me of the antivirus shit.

It's because we got these fucking ThinkPads. We could have used company money to get like. Why are we still using ThinkPads to record the podcast? We could have gotten nice laptops to do all this audio shit. And for some reason we got like high school like media lab think pads you go to any other like kind of like decent

sized podcasters set up and I can guarantee they're probably not using a think pad I like how like for the size of our podcast and everything we're fucking using a think pad and like wires are all like everywhere

and shit with with anime boobie stickers you know well we're sitting in the new podcast set right now which will be the one with live action so this is the audio pretty much of how it's gonna like the audio quality yeah um pretty much the same and okay a lot of people were up in arms, I saw, and were confused. The live action podcast was just a test for Halloween. We just did something fun for Halloween. And that wasn't even like an official test because that's not on the set. No, that was just kind of like something fun to do for Spooky Megacast. And so it's still audio for now, we do still plan on they gave up that quick

oh they did one episode and gave up that quick classic super meta no no we weren't on the set I know a lot of people were like oh I'm digging this van vibe just fix the audio and I do like the van but not I don't think for like our podcast not for the main podcast

I mean it's pretty cool. It is. We could make it the main podcast, but... We can make it a show, too. I would like to make it a show. Van Mans. Mm-hmm. Here, I had an idea for a podcast-style show.

It's like 20 minutes of just conversation, but it's each episode you and I eat and review a different canned food. So it's van in a can. Van can, man. When I was a young lad, I used to love going into the pantry at my dad's place. There would be a can of tuna. I'd be like, mmm. I'd just get a fork, rip that sucker open.

See, most kids have stories like this, but it's like a cookie jar. It's like they'd be like in the pantry, like, there'd be these cookies. There'd be an aluminum can of tuna fish, starlight or whatever it's called. Starbright, something like that.

First tuna I see tonight. No, yeah, I know what you're talking about. And yet, not Starkist, Star, it's got the little tuna I see tonight. No, yeah, I know what you're talking about. And yet, not star kissed, star. It's got the little tuna guy on it. I mean, tuna is good. High levels of mercury, though. Yeah. So that's what makes it taste so good.

It is good. MSG is what makes Chinese food taste so good. Mercury is what makes tuna taste so good. You know? Did you have like a little guilty pleasure snack where you're just like, looking back, you're like, hmm. Like, looking back?

I'm just like, you wouldn't expect like a small child to just be excited for a can of tuna. Stick a fork in that sucker and just... I would sometimes... Yes, yes! I would sometimes eat two cans. Two cans of tuna?

Two cans of tuna. Oh, two can McGee. I wouldn't mix it with anything. It would just be the tuna in the can. Two cans of tuna. Two cans of tuna. Oh, two can McGee. I wouldn't mix it with anything. It would just be the tuna in the can. Two can McGee. Not even on bread. I like Beanie Weenies a lot. Look, Beanie Weenie.

What are Beanie Weenies? Well, I would eat them when I went camping or hiking with my dad. It's like a, it's canned, you know, you pop that sucker open, it's beans with little like cut up hot dog in it. Sounds gross. I think you would love it. Oh, really? It sounds like a Ryan McGee snack. Let me try to think if would love it oh really it sounds like a ryan mcgee snack

let me try to think if i had any like uh things i ate like that dude one time i saw on the sausages i did love vienna sausages i saw encourage the cowardly dog like muriel was cooking like plums with sour cream in the oven and obviously it was like just supposed to be nasty or something but i thought it was a real recipe so i did it and i put plums in the oven and then i put them in a bowl with sour cream and i ate them wasn't bad but it wasn't good it couldn't have been good like it had i would say i mean you maybe made like a yogurt oh dude i did the same thing because on uh i don't remember what show it was on pbs kids uh Someone was eating pancakes and they put butter on top, but my dumb ass thought that they had put like American cheese on top.

So I got like the frozen Eggo pancakes. That doesn't sound like it would be too bad. And I ate it with cheese on top. Sounds like you probably were like, this is fine, but nothing I'd buy. Yeah, because when you think about it, pancakes just kind of like bread. For me, like I know people love their blueberry pancakes and their chocolate chip pancakes. I also like bread for me like i know people love their blueberry pancakes and their chocolate chip pancakes i also like chocolate chip pancakes i'm not i'm not throwing any shade

i still think the best pancake is just regular buttermilk pancake there's a little bit of butter on top and then syrup that still is like you're talking but for syrup you're talking like authentic syrup or like that aunt Jemima shit? Like a Canadian airport maple syrup. Okay, so it's like the real maple syrup. That stuff is such a different taste from that Miss Buttersworth. Oh, it's not Aunt Jemima anymore. Who is it? They killed her.

They killed her by firing squad. Who is it now? It's like something mill. It's like Old Mill butter or old mill syrup something what old mill syrup butter like i don't i don't remember what they changed it to but you know we should have made like did any of those like conservative channels do like a video like an outrage video about like aunt jemima canceled. I'm going to look it up. I'm going to look up Ben Shapiro, Aunt Jemima.

So you've probably had pancakes, right? And what do you put on those? Syrup, if I'm assuming correctly, right? You put syrup on your pancakes. And what is the most famous brand of syrup? That's right. Aunt Jemima. But now, according to the left, we cannot even uh have aunt jemima that is the new person on

the on the chopping block being canceled today that's right aunt jemima i'm gonna just look up aunt jemima see i'm not i'm not really uh if you had to take one to the sack though ryan aunt jemima or miss buttersworth if you had to fuck one? I'd say Miss Buttersworth. I was about to say Miss Buttersworth. Because, like, I mean, you've seen the shape of that bottle. She's got a wide ass. Oh, my God, yeah.

She's got a real sticky. And, like, the inside of her is syrup, bro. So when you stick your penis up in there, you're going to get a little syrup on that thing. Yeah, it's still going to be tight, but it's going to be sweet. So when you're done and you're cleaning off your penis by sucking yourself off you can get the taste the syrup see in my head the butter her syrup is like that's mrs buttersworth and the vessel is like like her like body and everything oh would she be like see-throughs it okay so if i'm fucking miss buttersworth yeah she's she's Mrs. Buttersworth.

But what I'm saying, her syrup is like the organism, like the brain. Right, right. Her insides. It can grip onto things. It can climb up walls if it wanted to. But it's contained in the Mrs. Buttersworth figure. Well, the one that you're fucking, is she human? But it's filled with the syrup.

Does she look like human that's filled with syrup, or is she actually clear, like plastic type? She looks clear, but she feels like a person. Damn. All right. But she's filled to the brim with syrup. And when I go inside, the syrup can grip onto me. Oh, yeah.

You know what I'm saying? That fucking Mrs. Buttersworth grip, and it's like her pussy juice. These are good ideas people need to draw. Yeah, honestly, like me and Ryan having a threesome with Mrs. Buttersworth. I didn't say that.

You don't want a threesome? I don't want to have a threesome with Mrs. Buttersworth. I don't want to share Mrs. Buttersworth. Okay, I'll have Aunt Jemima then. Maybe Ryan and I, like, tag teaming in the same motel room with Aunt Jemima and Miss Buttersworth. Switch! Like musical chairs. Switch!

We have songs set up. Uh-oh. Yeah, dude. It's one of the motel rooms with two beds. I'm on one with Aunt Jemima. You're on the other with Miss Buttersworth. Yeah. Yeah.

There's two twins? Two twin beds. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, they look like twins, and so do we, man. That would be a fucking sticky night. You know? You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Pretty sweet night as well. Like syrup. Right. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, sucking on Aunt Jemima's nipples. Yep.

Putting a little syrup on that shit. Like, she's laying down and I'm kind of like drizzling syrup from like. Isn't Aunt Jemima a real person? Not anymore. They canceled her, Ryan. But like drizzling syrup on her lips? But the woman in the old commercials. I know she was used, it's just like she was the face of it.

I know it's not, you know what I mean? Did she make the syrup? I don't think so. No, I don't think Aunt Jemima made the syrup. I think Aunt Jemima is just a character that the marketing company made. Jemima. Maybe. Oh, baby, you're Jemima. Was there a woman named Aunt Jemima. Maybe. Oh, baby,

you're Jemima. Was there a woman named Aunt Jemima that made this syrup? What I want to do is, you know, I want to drizzle a little syrup from her lips down around her nipples and then down to the basin of the pussy. So then I can be kissing her and then licking that syrup as I go. And then go around the nipples and then keep licking that syrup

off Aunt Jemima's belly. All the until I get to the the vaginal the vaginal opening um it uh yeah you know is that so I'm watching an an an Aunt Jemima commercial Aunt Jemima it's called what's it called now Old Mill Aunt Jemima Pearl Mill's called, what's it called now? Old Mill. Aunt Jemima. Pearl Milling Company. That's what it says now. Okay, let me, people also search for Uncle Remus. Mr. Peanut. All right.

I'm looking up the history of Aunt Jemima. Let's see. Okay, so she was... Likely based on the enslaved mammy archetype. Oh. Nancy Green was a former slave nanny cook activist and the first of many African-American models and performers hired to promote a corporate trademark as Aunt Jemima.

The Aunt Jemima recipe was not her recipe, but she became the advertising world's first living trademark. From slave to corporate slave. You know? That's a glow-up. Quaker Oats owns them, too. Who's that fucking dumbass on the Quaker Oats thing? This guy, dude? Oh, yeah! You know?

That's a guy that probably founded it, you think? Dude, Quakers are weird, man. That's probably what. Dude, guess what company owns Quaker? I hope the dude still wears that to this day. That's probably what. Dude, guess what company owns Quaker? I hope the dude still wears that to this day. He's probably been dead for like 200 years. No way. Guess what company owns Quaker?

Oh, it's who? Pepsi. What? Pepsi owns Quaker since 2001. Good for Pepsi. Isn't that weird? Pepsi making moves, dude. Yeah, I'm the CEO of Quaker. I've seen Pepsi in certain regal theaters, believe it or not.

Pepsi, I mean, Pepsi owns a lot. A lot of drinks you would never guess. AMC has that Coke Icy, though. Yeah, man. I mean, a Pepsi Icy would not be the same. I'm not splitting a Coke Icy with Aunt Jemima. Dude, after you and I are done screaming and creaming, we all lay in the, like, I'm in my bed with Aunt Jemima.

We're all smoking cigarettes. All smoking cigarettes. French cigarettes. Yeah, the long ones. And we put on the little CRT TV. Maybe watch, I don't know, Miami Vice. Okay. Or put something on, some old reruns.

Just whatever's on TV. Maybe watch some episodes of C or you know bearing the big blue house that yeah that would be fantastic and uh every now and then the signal gets bad so one of us has to get up and adjust the bang one of us is just bangs on the tv the other adjusts and then when you turn around and come back to bed i'm in bed with miss buttersworth and i'm kissing on and you're like oh oh dude my. My mouth is open. I'm going with my hands on my head. So then

you climb into bed with Aunt Jemima and then it starts all over again. But she's asleep. So I'm like, fuck. And I'm sitting over there in the corner with my arms crossed because you're having all the fun. And Aunt Jemima is sleeping peacefully being locked to bed by your moves with mrs buttersworth see my friend my friend ryan

needs a little pussy so what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna go over i'm gonna slap aunt jemima and say wake up and then ryan can engage in water on her throw a little boiling water on her hot water challenge y'all i saw a video yesterday that would look like, it was just like the worst thing ever. It's, it's, this guy was woken up. He's like peacefully sleeping on the couch and his friends pour a thing of ice water on him and rip his blanket off. And that would, I mean, that would suck. But I need, I need to show you like how, how down bad this, this man ends up from this. Send me the video.

On Instagram, okay? Send me the video. On Instagram, okay? Send me through the DMs, bro. Hold on. The internet in here is not the best. I have one bar. There it is. It was posted by Herpes, which is owned by the rapper Ugly God. I'm gonna send it on Instagram. DMs. Do it, bro. Just watch

that with the sound on. Okay. It's awful dude oh what the fuck oh my god like wouldn't that suck I can like feel the panic he was in just massive fight or flight mode. Just primal, right?

Because like he slips like three times. Because your brains just like wake up, pay attention, like figure out what's going on. Because it's like, am I about to be eaten by a predator? It's so funny how our brains still operate on like big tigers in the woods. Big cats, dude. They're scary. Big cats are fucking wild. Big cats are still terrifying.

Yeah. Dude, if I'm on a hike and I see a mountain lion fuck that dude mountain lions are cute like little babies I saw this woman that she had found two mountain lion cubs so she like took them into her house to like raise them as pets I'm like that's not a good idea

they're really cute though you've seen that footage India maybe and there's like the guy walking down the trail india maybe and there's like a people are walking like down a trail it's night vision and you just see how close tigers are just like hunting around them no that's fucking freaky have you ever seen the video from india where like the tigers in india right yeah yeah and bears and lions are there oh my are there bears in india probably indian bear yeah there's there bears in India? Probably. The Indian bear? Yeah, there's probably bears in India. Twinks too.

Have you seen the video of like when the Jaguar is like loose in the Indian town and everyone's like running screaming and it's fucking like scaling walls and... There are a lot of bears. What about that video? It got big this year where it's like the guy, he was like going for like a morning jog and he runs into the mountain lion that has the cubs. So she's like stalking him and he's walking backwards filming. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And he's just like, stop.

He's like, go be with your babies. Go. And she stalks him. And the scariest part is when she does that shit where she's like, and like jumps forward. My biggest thing, like the thing that makes my heart race is the fact that he's walking backwards. And it's like, you know, if he trips. He can't turn his back. He can't even trip.

If he falls backwards, fucked. Weakness. Dead. And he can't bend down to grab a rock. Because if he gets low, then that's an opportunity to strike. What do you do in that situation? He'd just walk backwards. I'd be filming.

And make noise. I'd just be doing the classic. Make sure it's on Facebook Live. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's actually a good idea. I would probably go live on Instagram and be like, hey, guys. So if something happens to me, everyone knows.

And all of our wonderful viewers would hear me screaming and being ripped apart. And then. Ah! Ah! Help! viewers would hear me screaming and being and then and then that would be one of those like famous videos that everyone talks about on like reddit and shit it's like oh yeah I haven't I don't watch the video dude it's bad it's bad video where Matt Watson gets killed by a mountain lion you're still alive and you walk on your knuckles but yeah dude like I have no legs so i'm just like like walking on my people live like that i don't think anyone walks on their knuckles ryan some people walk on their hands

with no legs some people have no legs yeah i know some people have no legs but i don't think anyone walks around like some people do like a fucking like sport character some people what do you mean i think they would have like a wheelchair or something they're not gonna just be like well i'm not saying they're not going to just be like, I'm not saying they're going around. I'm saying like in their house or apartment or something. Oh yeah. Dude,

you don't be sick if you had no legs and your house was just a bunch of like George of the jungle ropes. You're just like swinging around and jumping and grabbing onto other ones. Like, that's how you get to the kitchen. That's how I would, that's how I would do it. Yeah.

I'd be swinging around. I'd be fucking that trampolines on the floor to get into my chair in the dining room I let go of the rope, I hit the trampoline I bounce, I do like a little spin and I land in my chair and then I have my Aunt Jemima a bowl of Aunt Jemima syrup

you know what's a really cute animal which I didn't realize was so cute I had an edible last night and I was going down one of my usual Wikipedia dives. Don't say adult feral possums. No. Baby possums are cute. David, remember David? Little guy you found?

Oh my god. So cute. But, um, dingoes. I was just reading stuff about Australia. Yeah. Oh, dingoes have the big ears. Dingoes are cute. Big ears, right?

They look like Shibas, dude. Yeah. Are they the oneses have the big ears. Dingoes are cute. They look like Shibas, dude. Are they the ones with the big ass ears? No. Maybe you think of hyenas. Dude, look at what dingo puppies look like. Like, would you ever guess that this is like an aggressive fucking like, uh, look at that. So

cute. Little dingo puppy. They, like, they look just like, uh, they look kind of like Shibas. God, they're adorable. Also, just the fact that they're called dingo puppy they like they look just like uh they look kind of like shibas god they're adorable also just the fact that they're called dingoes is so fucking i don't know they just yeah they just look like fucking look at these stray puppy turns out to be rare dingo they're not domesticated oh see like i've seen pictures of these oh my god with their big ass ears yeah yeah yeah they're pretty man like they Oh my god, look at this little guy. With their big ass ears. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're pretty, man. They're very pretty dogs.

Look at that shit. Will they kill you? If they're in a pack. Dude, people get attacked by stray... People die from stray dog attacks every day. Just like stray... Someone dies due to a stray dog attack every day. In the world, maybe. Yeah. Probably not. I'm going to look a stray dog attack every day in the world.

Maybe. Yeah. Probably not. I'm going to look up stray dog deaths. Look at this. How are these dingoes? Like the carnivorous, ferocious beast? Death. So fucking cute.

Death. Oh, he's yawning. By dog a year. Death by dog. Fatal dog attacks in the United States the death deaths of about 30 to 50 people in the u.s each year okay so now you know the number of i feel like places like india or like south america where there's a lot of wild dogs running around so i said you know the whole world so that's already like 30 to 50 taken just from the united states there's still canada you

know yeah mexico well texas and a lot of third world countries just dogs run around everywhere 50 taken just from the United States. There's still Canada, you know? Yeah. Mexico. Well, you know. In a lot of third world countries, just dogs run around everywhere. Like when I was in Jamaica, there would just be packs of dogs running around in the street, like just mutts. And I'm sure that at some point, you know, they get a little hungry and they get into a pack. And I saw, I found a video once from like like like the Middle East of two stray dogs like having sex and his dick got caught in the

I was not searching this his dick's like stuck in the in the girl dog and it like to something like Indian dudes filming like excitedly I just found this because I was randomly searching shit with Jackson on YouTube and I saw the thumbnail I was like what the fuck is that? What happens?

He gets out. Okay, good. You know. My man was packing. He just had a long, stretchy penis. Nice. Long, stretchy dog penis. That's awesome.

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No, that, what is it? I can't do the zombie noise from Minecraft. I can't do it either. That was perfect. Thanks, man. That was perfect right there. Thank you. That was it.

You think so? Did you see my face light up? Yeah. I don't think I could do it again. That was, that was. I don't want to try. I think, lightning in a bottle, right? I was about to say lightning in a bottle, bottle right Do you want to put them side by side And maybe it wasn't as close as you thought

Here is Steve's followed by Ryan's Alright so I don't know how close they were But It sounded good to you in the moment It sounded like I got excited man I got very excited And what I'm more excited about is that the cyst on my face is flaring up again.

The one on my left cheek, which if you guys remember, older Super Mega like in the E3 video. And yeah, E3, the 2019 E3 video. Noob dude had a massive cyst on his face which works great for the character but I just had developed like a there's something about this part of my face that just develops a bad reaction and I had to get it surgically removed

and now it's coming back so I can't wait to have a bigger scar and like for the next few months just look like I'm just like even more ill cause I have like a lesion on my fucking face if there's any time to bring back Noob Dude, it's now. That's true. It's true. Well, we do want to

bring back Noob Dude. We do, but E3 isn't happening for another six months. Yeah. Six, seven months. But we already have, we do have some stuff filmed for E3 2022. So just keep that on there until then. Okay. Don't go see anyone about it. Okay. Like it just gets fucking Well, do you remember I sent you the pictures and stuff of the night that, yeah, and it was Until then. Okay. Don't go see anyone about it. Okay. Like, it just gets fucked up.

Well, do you remember I sent you the pictures and stuff of the night that... Yeah, and it was gross. It popped? Because I remember when you sent that to me, you were like, sorry, I know this might be gross, but... And then, like, it looked like a horror movie. Well, like, the spray of blood that went across my mirror. Yeah. Like, I squeezed it, and it went...

Like, it was fucking... I've never experienced anything like that. I know that's not good, but it feels so good when it happens. I squeezed it and it went, like it was fucking, I've never experienced anything like that. That's not good, but it feels so good when it happens. I shouldn't have. That release of pressure. I popped it yesterday. I'm like,

I shouldn't do this. It's cystic acne. So it's like basically just a zit that is like cystic. And it's like, I know because it's going to scar worse if I do that, but it's like, when you feel it, it's like you can't. I know. It's like, I know because it's going to scar worse if I do that. But it's like, when you feel it, it's like you can't.

I know. It's like cumming, dude. It feels. It's like a little bubble. You got to pop it. I know. I know. And like, you're not supposed to pop zit.

You're supposed to just let them go away. And I'm like, that's no fun. No, it's not. But I've been putting the acne, like hydrocolloid patches on it like every day. So it's like, you know know how do you find those work those were great for me and i love you keep them on all day and you take it off and you can like see like what it kind of like collected it's gross for the like you can get them at cvs they're the little like sticky clear uh circles that you put on like when you're developing is it and it just

kind of nixes it awesome i love those things they're so satisfying i like the uh the blackhead strips oh yeah and you yeah that's awesome it was so sad i was introduced to those in high school by my crush fucking great you peel them slow them and you look at them it's amazing i i also uh you know why this is happening no i feel like in a recent podcast or video or something i was like well if you have acne you're just ugly sorry that's just i i remember god has cursed you i remember doing some joke like that and now the good lord has been like well matthew uh let's uh pump the brakes a little bit because here you go. So, sorry, I was fixing the mic.

It's all right, man. You don't have to apologize to me. I'm sorry, dude. Don't apologize. I know I let you down. Stop apologizing, man. I don't let you down. You never have to apologize to me about anything. Ooh, ooh.

Hold up. I just want to see if there's anything to be excited about. Where's my phone? Mainly because I have the, remember the countdown app? There's always anything to be excited about. Where's my phone? Mainly because I have the countdown app. There's always something to be excited about, Ryan. Two days. Two days until the new GTA Trilogy remaster.

I'm excited for that. I'm going to get it on Switch. Halo Infinite releases in 29 days. Oh, really? Spider-Man No Way Home is 38 days away. Jackass Forever is 87 days away. Which means my birthday is 88 days away. Not from the release of the podcast, but from when we recorded it. Because what's

today? November 9th? Tuesday, November 9th and it's 1.07pm. Yeah, uh, fuck. I am excited for Jackass Forever. Part of me is a little nervous that it's just not going to be... It's going to be fun. It's going to be people hurting themselves, you know. Part of me is nervous it just won't be that, a boret 2 situation see that so i'm trying not to

hype it up too much the problem is there that like jackass is just just essentially watching youtube videos you know of like friends goofing around there's never like a story that they have to adhere to or there's never like any sort of blatant political ideology behind uh i like telling of the story there's no there's no politics there's no it's just guys hurting it is it's just people just fucking idiots hurting themselves it's great i dubs recently uh i was on a zoom call for something maybe me and Ryan might be doing at some point in 2022. I don't know. I don't want to reveal anything.

But iDubbbz was like, Matt, when people ask me what your content is, how do you describe what you make? And then iDubbbz described SuperMega as PG jackass. Okay. I was like, okay. Jackass, but PG. I wouldn't say it's pg see maybe like were you offended were you offended i was i was furious i said idubs you fucking did you speak up did you defend our name oh yeah i did you want to excuse me sir epic meal time was on the zoom call and i'm not going to be embarrassed in front of Epic Mealtime. No. No, I'm not going to let Ian do that to us. Fuck that, dude.

No way. Never. Harley, Epic Mealtime, he has to see us in the best of light. Yeah. Forever. That's like the most important person for my reputation. For me, it's

Cinnamon Toast Ken. That's pretty high up on my list. I have to be in his good graces yeah can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast Ken crunch can you it's obvious everyone can see it it's in your butthole yeah

my second highest after epic meal time actually above epic meal time there's a couple there's epic Lloyd yes epic Lloyd is up there epic Lloyd 777 yeah but then the highest for me is wings of redemption

how I'm seen in Jordan's eyes we all now that you, everything's like we have guests and all and we have a big group. Right. We should get back together and rewatch the Wings of Redemption. Down the rabbit hole. Down the rabbit hole because that shit was awesome. We watched like 30 minutes of it.

That shit was good. I told you, dude, that channel is incredible. Dude, especially especially when they did the modern warfare like thing and you saw where they were on the map and like he did oh dude i've been trying to get you to watch down the rabbit hole for so long it's like it's the best i think it's like the best channel on youtube he only uploads like twice a year now because he puts so much work into him i'm down to re-watch it yeah justin really wants to maybe uh i mean i'm maybe even today if you want to get together with everyone and we can we might be even watch it here you might be watching the first ramey spider-man tonight because we have to watch all three of them before everyone leaves okay so

that's that's fair yeah you're hosting quite a bit of people right now uh yes kelly layton not not not gayly no well maybe he maybe he's gay. I don't know. He's straight. He's straight. And then... Straighten? Justin. Gaten and Straighten. Justin, Kelly, Leighton, Ryan.

Lego. Lego, yeah. All under one roof. And I don't have anyone with me right now, but starting tomorrow, guess who's coming to crash at my place for 10 days? Donald. Oh, thank you for having me, Matt. I'm so excited to be in the States

Oh my god I forgot my pants on the plane Don like in his whitey tighties Oh no At like the baggage claim His yellow stained whitey tighties I forgot my pants And like the plane's already left Oh no

He's been messaging me so much Like freaking out I hope I did everything correct. What if my hand's so sticky? I get to America and they turn me back. So, I mean, flying from Germany to LA is like across the whole world. Matthew, I was trying to brush my teeth and I accidentally clogged the toilet. Don, how'd you, what?

I can't wait to have him on the podcast, dude. He actually, his flight takes off in six hours. So he better be all packed. He better. And then Joe is coming to stay with me on Thursday with Don. Joe Mama? He used to go by Brain Foam on Twitter. Joe Mama?

Not Joe Mama. He changed his handle. It's a... To what? It's a... Joe Mama? No, stop, dude. It's Joe underscore AQQ. He's a really good artist? It's a... At Joe Mama? No, stop, dude. It's Joe underscore AQQ.

He's a really good artist, good friend of mine. He's coming. He's a game developer. I actually don't even know what he looks like, but he's coming to stay with me in my house. I found him because he was a super mega fan that made some really cool fan art of you and me kissing. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. Yeah.

A lot of people come to the Super Megaplex. You know? And Don, Don's going to be on Drunk Drawing. Joe's really funny. I'd have Joe on Drunk Drawing. But he's not popular enough. Yeah. But Don on Drunk Drawing, definitely on drunk drawing definitely oh yeah see i don't

want to just keep doing repeats of old ones but family guy part two would be pretty good is that what don wants to well i just want to dress don up as peter griffin if we don't dress don up as peter griffin that's a huge missed opportunity did you already tell him you want to dress him up as peter griffin i thought it would be hilarious no we just like gave him a costume and said hey we're all wearing costumes. And this is, we bought yours. Yes, let's do that.

And see if he notices that it's Peter Griffin. None of us should dress up except Don. I know, but we all say we have costumes. Let's see what Don's, oh, he just messaged me.

He said, okay, okay, gotcha. So he asked me, he said, do you know how to get a one month SIM card with internet in America? And he asked me that a while back do you know how to get a one month SIM card with Internet in America? And he asked me that a while back.

And Jackson told me to respond with like, yeah, I'm the I'm the I'm the master of that. So I said that and then forgot to tell him I was joking. So now he's right today. Like, how do I get the SIM card? And I was like, oh, I told him I was like, dude, I don't know. Look up LAX International Terminal SIM card. He's like, OK, OK, gotcha. I'm all set.

Flight is in about seven hours. See you tomorrow, bud. And then I said, so excited to see you. And he said, yeah, yeah, go have fun. I'm probably going to gorge myself with food. So he also asked me like, where are the con dogs? He wanted some like pants, like American size pants, like bigger pants, because European size are small.

And he's like asking me for recommendations pants like bigger pants because european size are small and he's like asking me for recommendations on like bigger pants and i was like don i how i don't i'm the worst person to ask for that you know like you you think you think i know that shit i'm just excited to fucking see don again man it's been so long last time i saw him he was gorging himself on some corn dogs, bro. Really? He loves corn dogs. Was he just like... Like the ones that you put in the freezer and just put in the microwave? Oh, that's right! I thought you were making a joke, but he really... I forgot. He had like

four of them at once. Yeah. Like, he loves corn dogs. Okay, I'm gonna go shopping tomorrow because we're not coming into Plex tomorrow, right? No. So I need to clean my place for Don and go shopping for food for him. What time does he get in? He's like, I'm getting in at a good time.

4.30. I'm like, that's the worst time, Don. On a Wednesday? Yeah. I'm like, dude. Are you just Ubering him? Yeah. When I got Hunter from the airport,

he was at like 3. And it took me three hours to get there and come back from lax so don like because don's gonna have to go through customs too which means that by the time he's done and ready to like leave the airport it'll be like 5 5 30 you know probably like 5 30 which is no i'm not no way so don was like are you gonna pick me up or should I Uber I was like Don I'm sorry but like you're gonna Uber did the pass okay Joe's coming at 2am so I'm fine with picking him up then cause that's a quick drive but

I had to pick up Kelly and our friend Layton uh on separate days like back to back I hate picking people up from LAX. And it was at around 8 and like 9.30. And holy fuck, LAX is just like unbelievably packed.

Like at those times. Really? Yeah. I wonder why. It was insane. I wonder why at that time. I guess maybe because people are like, oh, I'm not going to get like,

I mean, I guess it's a popular flight time. I love red eyes i've just been in traffic a lot recently and i'm like i just want to chill and be home i would rather take a a route that takes longer to get to my destination if it means i can actually be driving exactly like if it's like a shorter route but it's just like stop and go traffic i hate it by the time i get to my destination I'm just so like mentally worn out from like having to pay attention to like everything going on on the road.

The fucking three hour trip with Hunter. I was fucking exhausted. I bet. It took me through the weirdest fucking route around LA on the way back to like places I'd never been before. Three hours? Yeah.

Wait, what? Three hours to get there and then come back. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I left from here to get Hunter from LAX and then drive Hunter back here to the office. And that took three hours. See, the drive to Vegas is fine. It's long, but you're like on the highway

the whole time just going. Vegas is a cool drive too. That highway is, what is it, 15, I think? Mm-hmm. 15's really cool. Something like that. It's 15 or 10. The one to Phoenix is 10. And then this one is 15. But this is like that it's 15 or 10 uh the one to phoenix is 10 and then this

one is 15 but this is like it's cool there's like there's cool shit along and there's the like the colorful rocks there's like the abandoned water park i should film a music video there um the classic road stop that's like in the middle like the big one i forget what it's called it's like this place there's it has like a fat like probably a bunch of fast food attachments and it's like in the middle, like the big one. I forget what it's called. It's like this place. It has like a fat, like probably a bunch of fast food attachments. And it's like a big convenience store. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's that place outside of Vegas that has the roller coaster. I want to go back to Vegas, man.

Me too. I've been just like, I stayed up last night, you know, after everyone was tucked in. And I just played Blackjack by myself. Really? I'm like, it's just been fun. On what did you play it on? I have a deck of cards. Oh, like with real cards?

Yeah. Dude, you know what you should do? What? Like video poker and video Blackjack, where you're just in a room and you select your stuff, and it's a real camera with a real person. I can wear a top hat and a tux. They don't see you. So you couldn't if you wanted.

But it's just like... Then why do I need a camera? You don't need a camera. So the camera's the dealer? Yeah, it's on the dealer. And it's a high quality camera. And there's all the different games. There's Baccarat, Baccarat, whatever.

There's craps. And you use real money. I'm a blackjack man. And you make money on it. So you and I should do a Let's Play where we play one of those. or at whatever there's like craps like we should and use real money i'm a blackjack man and you make you make money on it so i was you and i should do like a let's play where we play one of those and it's a it's a real camera of somebody i watch those for asmr sometimes because they're uh they're very relaxing so they they speak very quietly like check this out let me let me let me pull you up what it looks like you place your. It's a really cool system. You place bets.

This, that, this, that. Look at this, dude. This is what it looks like. This game is called... I forgot. But see, you got all your controls. You place your bets. You know? Oh, shit. Multi-camera. And then it shows the other people.

And it's like computer... Yeah yeah but i want a shirtless man instead of a woman in a small wet red dress we can i mean i'm sure you can get a shirtless man there's men that do it too they're like a shirtless man with a bow tie i'll look that up i'll look at puffy nipples shirtless man video uh puffy nipples blackjack puffy nipples puffy nipples there you go Puffy nipples. Blackjack. Puffy nipples. Puffy nipples.

There you go. Let's see what comes up. Let's see. First result is... These girls have a plan. Deep trouble, free Maverick movies. And it looks like it's maybe like a short film. Yeah, this looks awful. I don't know why this came up so this this is the first result when you type in what shirtless man video blackjack puffy nipples

okay here's one free the male nipples 2 000 views four years ago let's see what this one is it's a guy streaming he's got his shirt on button is he playing halo what is he playing 2,000 views four years ago. Let's see what this one is. It's a guy streaming. He's got his shirt on buttons. Is he playing Halo? What is he playing? No, he's playing Doom. I don't know what this is.

It's called Free the Male Nipples. You know? Jackson found a really good channel yesterday in the office. Format 24? No, no, no! Oh! Ooh, the Preston and Steve livestream. Dude, I love just going, like, sorting by newest, man.

Okay, dude, Claybro uploaded AMC stock Q&A and analysis Tuesday. You know what I'm saying? This looks awful, whatever this is. Not that guy. You know what doesn't look awful? Some more ads, right? Is that what you're going to say? Yeah.

I can predict it now. Well, it's because, you know know I ask a question out of nowhere you know it's kind of you're someone rummaging in the kitchen it sounds like someone's playing with little uh

like tiles like little what do you think's going on little marbles I bet Jackson's playing with his marbles again can you see Jackson getting really into marbles

do you mind if I uh pee and then we can I have to piss so bad I was gonna ask you finish the podcast yeah let's, uh, take a little break, take a little five.

Yeah, we go, we take a little five. You guys can enjoy your favorite part of the podcast, the ad reads, and, uh, we will be back in a minute. Nah, not gonna finish that kiss. You'll have to wait till after the ad reads. Ooh, okay. Hi, can I take your order, please?

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to we and we get into some we do some bitching we do some uh moaning some moaning some groaning we uh we did a really my favorite bit was the one we did recently in the van that i wish was in the main podcast but was a little too risque maybe the the walter white the racist walter white yeah the racist walter white yeah that was pretty good um and the and social justice jesse say that three times fast social justice jesse social justice jesse social justice jesse i'm a rapper ryan sheep you follow you just follow orders it was like always like degrading no matter what you can't win no no way it's kind of cold outside no it's not okay that's That's like Christian, dude. In Japan?

Yeah, dude. When I was in Japan with Christian, he just kept, for the sake of argument, just kept like, I don't know, Christian always does this weird devil's advocate thing where he'll take a side that he doesn't even care about. It's like, why? There's no point in taking this side especially when he's drunk uh like him and jackson harrison got in this huge heated debate once over like uh a game i don't remember what game it was maybe a cyberpunk or something and christian was saying like his opinion on something but he hadn't even played the game and they're

like christian you haven't even played it and he's like yeah but i saw on Twitter that... Basically, in Japan, I'd be like, ooh, it's chilly today. He'd be like, eh, it's okay. You'll be fine. I know I'll be fine. Like he thinks you're just complaining. Yeah. I guess you are complaining.

That wasn't a complaint. Were you nagging him? It's an observation. I'd say, ooh, it's chilly today. That's an observation. I'd be a complaint. You'll live. Yeah, yeah.

It'll be an observation, or it'd be a complaint if I'm say, ooh, it's chilly today. That's an observation. I'd be a complaint. You'll live. Yeah, yeah. It'll be an observation or it'd be a complaint if I'm like, dude, I'm so cold, man. Can we go somewhere else where it's not as cold? Or it's just like, ooh, I can feel the sun. That's why I wore a t-shirt today. That's fine. I shouldn't have gone out shirtless. You're right. Do we have to stop somewhere?

When are we? Oh, you know, it's funny too. No. You just reminded me of Layton. I didn't know this, but he was at my house and we're ordering Taco Bell. And I think I had to unlock my phone like three separate times because he just kept letting it lock. And it took him over like 15 minutes just to order his stuff. And he said that you get mad at him for it.

And I was like, when you hand him your phone, he just like, he just like, granted he was really drunk. So I know what happens when he's not drunk even, but it was, it was at least 10, 15 minutes.

And he'll, he'll deny that. It was like, no, no, it wasn't like, no, it wasn't. But like And he'll deny that No it wasn't No it wasn't You'll give him the phone for the order

And he'll just have your phone hostage For 10-15 minutes Not ordering And it's fine, maybe it's good I can't check my phone Maybe it's for the better Can't check those social medias When you give someone your phone to order food

Usually it's like, you'd like it back soon. Yeah, it's like you order now. This is your moment to order. You know, having to unlock it that many times. Order and then everything's fine. Yeah. He'd kill me if he heard me say this. I know, but he said that you said that.

And he's like, you and Ryan always say this. I'm like, I didn't even know this was like a latent stereotype. Yeah. And now. Taking your phone hostage when you give it to him to order food. But now that you've put that in my head, like now that I know that. Sometimes I'm like, hey, let's go, buddy. I have to hurry him up.

This should be the new rule. If the phone locks while he has it, his order's done. Yeah, his order's done. It's done. It's done. New rule. It's like, all right. Well, he's like, I didn't get anything yet it's like you had ample time dude he's like looking

at like the same two options because we were having we were like talking and he's just like holding it like going through options he's like yeah so like anyway oh can you unlock it he's like i beat his goofy ass for it yeah he's gonna listen to this good he listens to every episode still good you know it's kind of shitty

Jackson doesn't you know yeah doesn't listen to the podcast or watch the Let's Plays even I mean you think he'd be grateful you know

I mean we do pay him in super mega bucks so which is a good crypto yeah and and uh you know it's unlimited which means that the the value is no ceiling baby right that means it's just uh we just have no idea how that shit works so it's like yeah it's super uh super fucking like rare it's crypto uh super mega bucks is the only way we pay our employees they had the option of do you want crypto or do you want gift cards well what did you say we get to choose well i i pay myself in crypto so do you yeah we we use the super mega box yeah i'm just i'm just making sure you didn't go with the gift card no i didn't go with the gift Well, I pay myself in crypto. So do you. We use the super mega bucks.

I'm just making sure you didn't go with the gift cards. No, I didn't go with the gift cards because that's a scam. Yeah. I know. They're not even real gift cards. The customer service support is real. It's just always kind of like hold and waiting. What we do with the gift cards, guys, this is really smart.

So Justin gets paid in gift cards because he doesn't know how crypto works. Mostly we're transitioning from acorns, so we'll still throw him a few of those. Yeah, he's got a big acorn collection. No, actually he went through a bunch. He burned through a lot of them pretty quick. Who knows what that boy's spending his acorns on. I have no idea.

But see, here's how we're actually not paying Justin, but he thinks he's getting paid. Now listen closely, ladies and gentlemen. So we find out like what Justin's least favorite restaurant is and then just get him gift cards to that. So he's not going to spend it, but there's actually no money on the gift cards, but he'll never know. He'll just, he'll think that he's gotten paid via the gift card. There's no money on it. You know, pretty smart, right?

That's actually like if you have someone that like you have to get a gift for and you don't really like and don't want to spend money just get a gift card to somewhere you know they're not going to go and be like yeah this is a hundred dollars and they'll be like wow use it though the one time they're like on the side like having a road trip and it's in their wallet for some fucking reason or in their glove compartment my mom used to get me gift cards it's like uh like people wear gloves all the time or some shit what the glove box the glove compartment used to be was it just for gloves oh it's a good point it because for me it's more like documents literally no it's a glove maybe back in the

olden days that's where like it'd be cold and they'd need the the little box for gloves you know we've come a long way. We have. We have. I was thinking about that last night. With someone 200 years ago, like who was on their deathbed essentially. So they still lived like, I guess essentially like 250 or whatever. 250?

No, no, no. Like they lived 250 years ago because they're, I'm saying they've experienced a lot. Right. And all of a sudden, they appear here out of nowhere. How would they, would they go insane? Would they be able to like cope? Do you think they'd be able to learn some sort of how to get through this new age? I've seen Bill and Ted.

Okay. And if it played anything out like that, then it would be awesome. Yeah, I guess it wouldn't even be culture shock. It'd be everything shock. Yeah. I mean, things still generally work the same. You get used to it. But you have no money.

Okay, let's not get into specifics. Let's just say you get to keep all your fucking money whatever or well actually the money might be worth more because it'll be like antique money you know yeah so i i don't i think that they would adapt eventually but it would honestly they'd probably like once the shock of it's over they'd be really happy because think about basically we've just made life so much more convenient. Like everything is based around getting the most kind of like convenient thing. So it's like, you know, heaters and cars and everything.

It's like, it's all for more convenience. Right. So you don't have the benefit of like having grown up and learn, learning most of these things through like, uh, just seeing it right right because like back then dude um let's say you live in fucking russia like and it's russia's freezing cold or even can't we'll use like minnesota as an example like the winter's they're super fucking cold um and with before electricity and shit like for heat you had to just like light a fire in like your furnace or something and then and then like imagine how cold it was at night when a fridge

was literally going to the store and getting a big fucking block of ice to put in it yeah yeah that's all it was and then um you can like with permafrost you can like keep stuff all year up and like up up in the northern territories. But that would have sucked, dude. Like how did anybody live in Siberia in like the 1800s? Like why? Well, I mean, I guess you can't just like leave, right? But why?

Because they were built different, dude. Then you see a bunch of Siberians doing like a TikTok dance. We built different in the snow. And they're like drinking vodka. That's why they drink so much. It keeps you warm, you know? Remember when you had a sip of the Hennessy and you were like, whoa. There's this thing I saw where it's like in colder vessels. In like colder, I guess, in areas of colder climate,

they'll have baby carriages and kind of leave them outside for a bit so they get accustomed to cold weather. Really? I don't know if that was just some bullshit that i saw i thought i saw on like reddit somewhere it was funny did you put the baby out yep he's out all right get him in the morning hey if i'm if i'm speaking non-facts i apologize i uh i i guess you do I guess you do. I guess you are used to it. If you grow up in that environment, like it's just, you're used to the cold.

Like Igor, no, what the fuck is his name? The movie? No. The John Cusack movie? Not that or the album. The John Cusack album? Featuring Tyler?

Dude, Igor's awful. The movie? Yeah. Yeah. It's bad. I saw it i saw my seventh grade math teacher yeah i don't know you still don't know quite remember why yeah it was on a saturday too so it was like on the weekend it wasn't even like a field trip it's like when my it's like the time my youth pastor and his and his like film student buddy who was like much younger than him like came over just came over to your house when your parents aren't there i still can't get over that like you called you called

your mom and asked right if they could come over to like help you make a video come on you know and your mom's like yeah yeah you can have your youth pastor over he can make you an intro where you're holding a lightsaber really oh yeah sound like Kramer. Oh, yeah. But like, I just like, I can't believe your mom was like, yeah, he can come over while no one's home. My dad. Your dad? My dad and my stepmom. Oh, so this wasn't Cecile.

No. Which it was weird because everybody from the church lived so far away. Because this was in like, more of the Irmoo he brought he brought the the other youth pastor right there from no you don't even bleep his name out too you fuck are you protecting a pedophile i'm not protecting him i just don't want to like you can just look up like i don't i don't want people to like pull up pictures and then go to my church and find a bunch of people. I got you. I'll bleep it. Better.

Bleeped it because I said Ryan McGee. Justin. I said Justin. But lag. Bootleg. Bootleg. Justin bootleg. I just love that that happened though.

It's like, hey, can my adult youth pastor, I know I'm in middle school. Can my adult youth pastor come over with his film buddy? I was probably a freshman in high school. I've seen the video. You're not I'm in middle school can my adult youth pastor come over with his film buddy I was probably a freshman in high school I've seen the video you're not a freshman in high school you were definitely in like sixth grade okay yeah I was pretty young you're like freshman I mean you're like sixth grade like you

are young Ryan McGee not even like later middle school like that's early middle school I watched it we watched it the other day because we watched our Texas live show opener and it starts out with the Rhino Hazard Productions thing. That's when I had that bowl cut. Yeah. I love how I put on some sort of robe thing, but I'm just wearing a red t-shirt underneath and shorts.

Honestly, it's a like, granted that they didn't molest you, it's a really good intro. It's actually surprisingly good for a youth pastor and his film buddy. Yeah. It's pretty cool. I think we need to start. I shot a music video where I was the main character for our youth group. Do you still have that anywhere? I don't know.

You gotta try to find that stuff. I can't find it. It's nowhere. I can find it. I could show you something. It's unlisted on one of my old, old YouTube channels, and it's. Because I didn't upload it. It was my youth pastor.

And the film dude. Could you find him on Facebook maybe and see if he still has it? I doubt he would still have it. Maybe he would. Maybe he'd know where it would be. I made a rap song about the periodic table. And my 7th grade science teacher played it apparently every single year. I think I tried to reach out to my old youth pastor he just didn't uh respond hold on or maybe he did

hold on i just want to see i i reached out to mine and we got lunch actually and you know it was cool he didn't bring up god or religion once which was very respectable You're not friends on Facebook. Did my man unfriend me? After he found Super Mega. He might have. Dude. That's not very Christian of him, though, to unfriend you. No.

Especially someone that he cared about. I know, dude. He left. He stopped being our youth pastor right around the time that I was having all these thoughts and maybe I'm having doubts on religion. You made him question his faith and then his life just fell apart. I made him question his sexuality. God, this kid is just... He goes home at night and just watches the Rhino Hazard video on loop.

There's something about this boy. Bleep that out too. Oh, is that his name? I think that's his wife's name. Oh. Was his wife's name. After, you know, the divorce. Yeah, but.

No, because we used to be friends. My youth pastor. Hold up, I'm going to. I was close with him. I'm going to ask my, I'm going to call my mom real quick. Can we get down to the bottom of this? Let's get, let's get to the bottom of this shit with cecile she's gonna love to hear my voice it's been a while yeah i haven't talked to my mom in a while either it's all for content she doesn't answer

i'll call her she usually oh see hello hey mom How are you? I'm good. What's up? We're on the podcast, by the way. Okay. What are you up to? Are you having a good day? I am. I'm just getting ready to feed the babies. Good, good, good. Yeah, what's up?

She had more? Yeah. So you remember, okay, you're going to have to bleep the names out. You're going to have to bleep the names out. But you remember remember are you still can you check to see if like you're you were friends with him on facebook right yeah i think i still am because i thought i was but i went to check and i'm not his friend anymore so i think he removed me as a friend at some point in the past you remember when you changed

your facebook no but like i that wasn't I changed my Facebook in like high school. I still have like, oh, that was around the time that the breakup happened. Yes. With your pastor. But I remember checking his Facebook like since all of that, you know, since you guys broke up. I don't know. I think you got a whole new Facebook. Let me check.

I think I still am friends with him. Yeah, I still am. How's he doing? I was just wondering how he's doing since I couldn't check up on him. Well, he last posted something back in July. It looked like he was on a boat on the lake somewhere. Can you send me a pic? I want to see how much he's aged.

Does he look the same? Well, I can only see the back of him. Okay. Is he cheeked up? What does that mean? What does cheeked up mean?

It means that his ass looks nice in what he's wearing. No, no. Cecile got the strap. Let me see. That's. What? Oh, I'm trying to find his photos. Hang on.

There's bad service in the podcast room. Oh, here's one. Good God, that's from 2016 oh can you also check to see how someone else is doing for me sure I'm not friends with him well he's dead mom

wait he's dead? that's right he is I forgot I forgot about that. Yeah. Okay, so I only see one recent picture of ****. The last time ****. ****. Sorry.

She better be sorry. What was his wife's name, Ryan? Wasn't it **** or some ****? Yeah, I think I'm friends with ****. Maybe she's got it. You have a lot of bleeping to do, Matt. Yeah. You got to do, Matt. Yeah. You gotta...

Hang on. I want to show you what he looks... I want to show you my youth pastor, and I want you to describe what he looks like. You know? Okay. Tell your mom to stop saying the names. Stop saying the names.

Thank you. Okay, I'm not going to say the name. I'm going to send you a pic of he and his wife right now hang on okay sorry about her dude hey man it's okay i'm looking at my old youth pastor we're still friends he seems young yeah he would i mean i was really close to him he was actually a very like big part of my like uh high school and middle school like adolescencecence. Like he actually was very positive, like not even like not even religion, like religion aside, like as a mentor, he was great. And I respect him through just text.

Oh, I got him. I got him. I don't even know if his wife is on Facebook anymore because she's not tagged. And when I tried to pull her up. Oh, I don't, I don't, I don. Oh, I don't need to see his wife. I just wanted to see him. Here's his uncle. Well, thank you, Mom, for the reconnaissance. All right, honey.

I love you. Love you, too. Have a good rest of your day. I will. Bye. Bye. Bye. I'll call you later.

Oops. I accidentally cut her off. Oh, yeah, dude. Why did he... He's got the cool sunglasses on. Yeah, they're like lime green. Why did he unfriend you, man? You think it's because you're living in sin now?

Maybe my mom's right. At the time of that breakup, which was around the time he left, I did... Adam is a friend right now. I thought I added him as a friend in the past just to see and maybe he never responded. Do it. I don't want to. Come on, man. No.

I think that if he is still the same I remember him to be, he would be very disappointed in where I am. Because you're successful? Because of the type of things I say and do. That's stupid, though, because it's like you live in your dream and you're successful. You should be happy. But for him, it would be like at the cost of my innocence and he failed you yeah my he would look at that and go i shouldn't have left but the money was so good at this other church i shouldn't have left ryan but my guy my ex was pissed when he left. Who was? Jose's whatever.

Her. Pedro? Pedro's. He was pissed? Yeah, I mean, I remember we had a couple big people leave the church throughout, and it was always a big deal. I was real upset when my guy that ran the youth group left towards the end of mine and went to another church. Same thing. You know, us Super Mega Boys running them off.

Oh, shit. I forgot we have that meeting in Beverly Hills. Oh, fuck. Should we just take the... Plane? You want to take the plane? Yeah, I'm sorry to cut you off, but we just actually have to make this one. Okay, yeah, no, no, no, we totally fucking forgot. Okay. Yeah, let's take the plane.

But we can switch to the black box. Yeah, let's finish it in totally fucking forgot. Okay. Yeah, let's take the plane. But we can switch to the black box. Yeah, let's finish it in the black box. Okay. Hey, guys. We have... We're just cutting back in now. The skies are pretty clear. About 15 minutes into our flight, we've taken off the ground, and we're going to Beverly

Hills to have a fun little meeting, and it's a nice day. Nope. Okay. Hold on. What's that? Just a little... What's that going on? Hold on one second. and it's it's a nice day. No, okay. Hold on. What's that? Just a little Why is that going on? Hold on one second. The sticks kind of stuck Bank angle. Bank angle. We're banking though. I know I know. Pull up. Pull up. I know. Pull up.

Get air traffic on. I'm trying. See if we can. Is it? Air traffic. I'm looking around. I don't see a landing without it. Oh fuck. I can't. I can't. I'm going down Ryan. I'm going down. Fuck. Fuck. I can't. I can't. I don't want to. We're going down, Ryan. We're going down. Fuck! Fuck! Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs, projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain.

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