supermegashow - EP 272 - Chilling w/ bbno$

Episode Date: November 24, 2021

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Yo, it's Baby No Money on the Super Megacast. Because he raps. Yes. Okay. Welcome to the Super Megacast. Thanks, guys. We're going to start talking now about something. Because we actually just started without introducing you, so we recorded this later in the podcast.

Nope, let's just start talking about something random. No, I used to have this, like, two weird door closet in my bedroom. And every time I, or not every time, but sometimes I'd wake up and that shit would be open. Oh, fuck that. And, like, I know I closed it. And I was like, I mean mean maybe i sleepwalk but like my when i was growing up my mom got me the the bunk bed and then i had the gaming the gaming shit down that's all underneath the bunk bed but like i would have to walk down these crazy ass stairs

and like i don't think i opened it but vacuum effect see i got freaked out as a kid from ghosts because i had this storage closet in my room that went like, there was like an attic that was part of my room and the door would like slowly open on its own and I'd scream and then I realized it's the vacuum effect because it would be like my mom shutting her door down the hall and then like it would make that door open.

That happens with one of my doors too. It is creepy because it just goes... Freaky, freaky. But then all of a sudden I always pay attention to when the air conditioning turns on. Oh, dude, when the AC turns on in my house, all the doors that are shut go... And it sounds like someone's trying to open it. I got locks on my doors now, though. Yeah, I think front door and back door, there's a draft.

But the front door was so... There was leaking air through it. And it would be like... Whenever the wind would be really loud. and it would be like, meh, whenever the wind would be really loud and it'd be like so unbelievably annoying and scary. I, like I don't necessarily, okay,

we have a pretty solid, he has a very solid stance on ghosts. I'm like kind of in between where it's like, I don't believe in them, but I don't not believe. Well, I don't, I can't say for a fact or for 100 but it's my

belief that i just don't think that the way and at least the way they're they they you know like casper or like these spirits that like go and haunt places like i don't know i can't get behind that yeah i i don't i don't because ever go down like the paranormal activity youtube train and like just watch all that shit i did i had a i had i'll go through like bouts you know where you get like interested in like where it's like the real videos it's probably gonna happen again in like a year or two years i do that a lot youtube starts recommending ghost videos to me i used to go on slash x on 4chan way back in the day when I was a 4chan browser shit's creepy 4chan is hectic

I never went on like poll or anything so I do now as an adult and I get all of my world beliefs and views from there but X was like the paranormal board and there were a lot of weird creepy things all the YouTube videos I watch now all the channels are mainly for the most part it's just about

like creepy shit because i just follow all these they make like 10 minute video essays about different like creepy incidents like i watched one last night by this guy called barely sociable about this plane that disappeared like over the caribbean and the last thing the pilots were saying was that there was like some huge like ball of light in front of them that was like moving around and making them have to like veer off course and when they never got found i like creepy shit like that i mean yeah i can do for some creepy shit should we be watching some creepy shit tonight i mean oh i watched this movie you guys watch scary movies i'm not a fan i don't wait like scary movie like the the movie scary movies no no movies or the no not like actually I'm a big baby when it comes to horror.

Yeah, there was this... I do get excited when I am watching a good horror movie. Yeah. That kind of makes me like... I like psychological thrillers more than like slasher films. What about like... Have you guys seen like Hereditary? Yeah.

Yeah. I really like Hereditary. That movie is nuts. Like it's not like jump scare, but it like it's like biting your nails that's the type of that and it also just makes you like there's several times in that movie where like my stomach dropped and i'm like this is just like this is awful like i just feel bad yeah the fucking smash cut to the the head yeah i was in theaters and i was like oh my god well like they sell that on a shirt now this brand i like they collabed with Hereditary,

like an official collab, and one of the shirts is that screenshot. For me, it's Tony Collette's performance, like when she's walking out of the house in the morning to go to work, and it's the morning after. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a good actress. Just like that shit.

Oh, yeah. It's just like awful, you know? It makes you feel bad. Ugh! And then, a good actress just like that shit like oh yeah yeah it's just like awful yeah it's like damn it's like bad and then and then oh when uh they just sit on it yeah it doesn't it doesn't cut when she's like in the room yeah and he wakes up oh oh my god i was like i was like no he's really good at like the the imagery in that movie and the, like the, the way they directed, uh, certain scenes, just,

they knew how to be unsettling, but also just kind of make you feel for the characters too. Cause it wasn't all just like, Oh, this is, they felt relatable. Yeah. Like everyone talks about it,

but like the, one of the best scenes is the, like the argument scene at the dinner table. Because it's so fucking intense. That's the scariest because it's the most real. And the most effective stuff in that movie is a mother telling her son that she wishes he was never born. You're just like, fuck! It's just these situations that you shouldn't be witnessing, but you are.

And you feel bad about it. Yeah, the Naked Brothers band kid was actually really good in that. Yeah. You know? You know the... What is his name? Nat? Or Nick Wolf?

Not Nick Wolf. Nat. It's Nat. I think it's Nat Wolf or something. What was the brother's name? I don't remember. I think it was Nat. Nat?

What was the other one? The Naked Brothers. He was one of the Naked Brothers. Yeah, but there's two brothers. I don't know the other one it was Nat. Nat? What was the other one? The Naked Brother. He was one of the Naked Brothers. Yeah, but there's two brothers. I don't know the other one, dude. The other one was in the live-action Death Note movie that sucked. Oh, yeah. It's really bad. I watched like ten minutes and turned it off.

But the younger ones, so the younger one became more epic. Yeah. A little more epic. I know a lot of big horror fans that don't like Hereditary. Like, oh, it sucked. I liked it it i wasn't a fan of the ending i i liked the ending the ending was fine yeah it's kind of creepy i think i think it's better than like a like a fast ending it's like expected because you didn't really

expect that yeah i mean like i mean i i do like i don't hate it i just it's it's one of those things where you you're watching the movie and it comes to the end and sometimes it clicks and sometimes it doesn't uh like recently I saw Last Night in Soho and no spoilers but like the ending with that like didn't click where most of the movie was like okay it was kind of repetitive though in in certain parts but it's an Edgar Wright film so like there was a lot of fun style to it of of course. When I saw Midsommar, I could tell that it was definitely directed by the same guy who did Hereditary

because it followed a lot of the same beats, I thought, with the ending, I feel like, was kind of similar in a way. I haven't seen it, but my brother said it's awful. It has another one of those moments where it's just like, ugh, it makes you feel bad towards the beginning. I think the start of that movie yeah it while hereditary it was a slow not it was kind of a slow

burn to get to that climactic point like there was a build-up uh to build the tension in this one in in uh midsummer the the movie starts off yeah like That's the crux of it because that's the characters. That's where the themes are developed is through the experience trauma in the beginning. Wasn't it during that scene when that 7.0 earthquake hit LA and you were in theaters? I was at the Arclight and I was in the bottom theater, the basement theaters or whatever. You were underground during a 7.0 earthquake. dark light and I was in the, the bottom theater, the basement theaters or whatever, you know, and all of a sudden like you were underground during a 7.0 earthquake. And I remember that,

uh, what was it? It was like during the opening scene and I know you haven't seen it right. Midsummer. Okay. So the opening scene, there's like this, uh,

the score that's very like, it's like, it's like a traumatic event happens. Okay. Yeah. And I thought that it was people stop, like people were stomping their feet and clapping their hands. People are excited for mid something. I,

I, I turn around and I'm looking around to be like, yeah, we're all, we're all, no one's doing anything. People are just looking around like confused like me. And I'm like,

wait, what's going on? All of a sudden I look around and then people are starting to like or, like, sit back down, get up and sit back. They're, like, trying to figure out if they should leave or not. I'm like, oh, shit, this is an earthquake. Because I've had that in movies before where I feel it, and I'm like, is that an earthquake? But it's just, like, from another theater, like, a loud booming. So I was also at a movie theater when that earthquake happened.

You were seeing Toy Story 4. 4, yeah. I was looking at the touchscreen to buy tickets. At the Americana. I was also at a movie theater when that earthquake happened. You were seeing Toy Story 4. Yeah, I was looking at the touch screen to buy tickets. At the Americana. I was. And I was looking to buy tickets for Toy Story 4. And all of a sudden, I just thought I got vertigo really bad. And I was like, what the?

And then I looked up and I realized everyone was running out. And then the chandelier was swinging around. Jackson was at the same theater I was. So everyone was like, what the fuck? They evacuated it. But then they brought everyone back in and restarted the movie

did you get a free ticket no I have never felt an earthquake yet unfortunately really you guys get a lot out here right

it's been a bit since I've felt one I haven't felt one in over a year for me it might be a year and a half to two years maybe two years

since I've felt one I have been confident in feeling one I think I've felt one since the big ones on 4th of July and the day after. Because there was like a 8am on 4th of July

a year before this one there was a 7 point something at the epicenter. So I didn't actually feel like a 7.0. Because when you think 7.0 it's like... But the scale is like exponential. So like an 8 is massively different from a seven.

But I remember I woke up, it was like 8 a.m. And I thought that like someone was in my room, like trying to wake me up by like shaking my bed. And I looked around, I saw like my blinds like tap in the window. And then the next day, that's when the next 7.0 was at the movies. So they were like right after each other. We're going to get the big one eventually. That 9.0. There's that podcast, The Big One.

Yeah. I think it's a podcast or it's a radio show where it's like a podcast about or something about prepping for the big one. Yeah. Well, once the big one hits, if it does hit, unfortunately, really hard, doesn't that, what's that volcano? Yellowstone, right? Yeah, up in wyoming yeah is it wyoming yeah yellowstone's in wyoming yosemite is here what's that ginormous one that's like a huge volcano yellowstone and that'll cause an extinction event if it yeah it'll

like even like as far away as like la will have like feet of ash yeah like everyone will die we'll go into like one of those winters where it covers up the sun and then all plant life dies. It could happen in our lifetime. It would not be fun if it did. I think most people would die. It would explode.

I watched a video about it. It would explode like a fucking hundred square mile radius out of the earth. Jesus. And it's going to eventually happen. It's happened before yeah um so every time i see like things online where it's like it's super overdue right it i apparently but with these things it's like it's overdue but the time span is like either one year like 10 million

years we're thinking in the grand scheme of like billions and millions of years of like this fucking rock just existing. So the chances of it happening. What are like a few hundred thousand years to it? Yeah. And then the chances of it happening in like the 80 something years you're around is very slim. But I asked Frankie McDonald on Twitter once what if he knew anything when the big one was coming to L.A. Because that guy has predicted earthquakes like to a T. And what did he knew anything when the big one was coming to LA. Because that guy has predicted earthquakes, like, to a T. And what did he say?

He said he has no information as of yet. Oh, shit. I told him to keep me updated so we're safe. Yesterday he said that there's a big asteroid coming to Earth in December. Oh, did he just see the trailer for the Leo and Jennifer Lawrence movie? What was it called? Don't Look Up? Yeah, something like that.

No, but there is an asteroid passing by in December, but it won't hit us. He did say the world will end in 2029 from this. This sounds scary. In 2029, there's a massive asteroid called Apophis. It's the closest call to an asteroid and the number one thing on the list of possibly dangerous

objects to Earth. And it's like 2 point something percent chance of hitting Earth which is actually really, really high because if it just changes course. When you think about 2 percent. Even if it clipped Earth. Well, they think that even like half a percent out of 100 percent for hitting Earth is like high.

So I don't want any percent of it. I mean, Elon should make some gun to blow that shit up. Or we're fucked, dude. 2% is ridiculously high. Yeah, it's like 2 point something. And it's so far away. But literally, if it just slightly changes course, it would smack Earth. And the one that took out the dinosaurs was like, I think like nine kilometers.

Let me look up. Also, just the name Apophis, like A-P-O-P. Let me. Someone gives you a pill and says this will make you the sexiest you've ever been. But there's a 2% chance that you'll die. There's a 2.7 chance that you die. Will you, do you take that pill? Dude, I'll pass.

It'll give you the voice of Markiplier. Baby, no. pills it'll pass it'll give you the voice of markiplier i feel like i feel like taking risk like that it's not a bad thing but like why die why even like run the chance of dying because like no matter no matter how ugly you are life is still beautiful at least right hey you know about me hey mama i'm bop you like a bee, yeah. Okay, how about this then? You know, some guy says, here, here's the best gum that you'll ever have in your life. It's rice flavored. It's rice flavored.

It's rice gum. Oh, no, dude. And it's rice with buffalo sauce on it flavored. Yes. But you have a 2.7 chance of dying if you eat it. Do you eat the rice? The same buffalo sauce.

You just changed pill to rice with buffalo sauce. Well, I made it a worse option. I would rather take a pill than eat that, so I'm probably not going to eat that buffalo rice gum. Okay. The guy said it was the best gum Okay. It's just the best gum.

The guy said it was the best gum ever. If it's the best gum ever, If it's the best gum ever, then... Like, no gum has ever... Wait, is it flavored? How fast do you die? It's flavored like rice, but with buffalo sauce drizzled on it.

On the gum? Is there buffalo sauce on the gum? No, that's just the flavor. But for some reason, even though that doesn't sound appetizing, it is the best gum in the world. So, okay, how fast do you die? Immediate.

Is it like an instant death? When you eat, like, if you do have that 2.7% or a giant voice that goes, you're gonna die, and then you die within like five seconds. That would suck, those last few seconds. Ah, fuck, ah, fuck. I would immediately spit,

all right, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I could probably crank one out in less than five seconds. I mean, on a good day. On a good day. In the words of Johnny Knoxville, you can produce sperm with a softie. You just got to go quick. How miserable he was in that moment.

Yeah, at the sperm clinic. Yeah. Because he's like, yeah, I just had to. Because they're all fucking with them. They're like kicking the door. Well, no one got there right outside and like messing with me. I wouldn't be able to fucking bust. No, definitely not.

You have to be in the right vibe, right? In the right setting. We do want to go to a, I want to do a video where Ryan and I go to one of those like male vitality clinics and compare like testosterone levels and like sperm counts and see who's more manly. I mean, why don't we do that today today you want to go get your sperm checked i do i feel like sometimes i mean we'd all have to go to a clinic and go into separate rooms and jerk off into a little tub they provide you pornography though do they dude i'm kind of down my phone you

could maybe maybe like the testosterone and like hormones would be increased if you're like watching porn or decreased. I don't think that makes a difference, but perhaps. I don't know. I feel like naturally I don't have a lot of testosterone. But I feel like you do because you're very masculine. And you've been able to grow facial hair for years. You're a hairy guy.

I don't really grow that much hair. I'm not the hairiest dude. I have hair. Yeah, but you have a good amount of chest hair and stuff. Your body is pumping out testosterone. Do you think hair is a determining factor of testosterone? I think so. I don't know. I think these are just physical attributes.

These aren't... Well, you need testosterone to grow facial hair and shit. And I see... Over here, you've got some testosterone. I I see over here you've got some testosterone. I can see it. I definitely got some testosterone. You're dripping it. I can smell it. I don't know.

I don't really know the science behind everything. But I know if you start working out, which you're going to, you've got to start lifting. And then when you deadlift, it actually releases testosterone in your body when you deadlift. Hell yeah. You're going to get hair on your ball sack, dude. Finally. Finally, dude. You might get more than one chest hair.

Imagine if... Wait, do you see that? It's my one chest hair. Oh, you literally don't have any chest hair. Do you see that one right there? It's kind of dope. Yeah. You should grow it out really long and then braid it.

Oh, I've tried. And people have pulled it out as a joke. And I'm like, come on, man. It comes back. But I have nipple hair and then that one chest hair. Yeah, the nip hair is typical. Yeah, it's just kind of like right around my areolas. There's still areolas on men, right?

Yes. Okay. My areola. That's funny. I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me? Classic. Come on.

By the way, speaking of nipples, we never introduced our guest because we just kind of jumped in. Maybe no nipples. Maybe no nipples, baby. Maybe a couple of nipples, we never introduced our guest because we just kind of jumped in. Baby no nipples. Baby no nipples, baby. Maybe a couple hair nipples, dude. Famous rapper Baby No Nipples is here on the podcast. We're a bit into the podcast. Yeah. We just had a good time talking and vibing.

Yeah, I was going to say we could record a thing to throw at the beginning. We can do it right now. We can leave it in the podcast. And they can hear it twice. And yeah, so this will be the, congratulations. This is the second, well, you're not going to hear it. You're about to hear it. You've already heard it, but this is.

Yo. It's Baby No Money. On the Super Mega Cast. Because he raps. Yes. Okay. Welcome to the Super Mega Cast. Thanks he raps. Yes. Okay. Welcome to the Super Mega Cast. Thanks, guys.

We're going to start talking now about something. Because we actually just started without introducing you, so we recorded this later in the podcast. Nope. Let's just start talking about something random. It's just going to cut into the horror movie. Oh, well, I'm glad that people could listen to that. And you know what else they probably want to listen to?

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No, you're not a supporter only if you're in you have to be in like the real grind set to sit through ad reads because you're supporting the homies your real five brain hours dude just like i'll actually sometimes on a podcast i'll re-listen to the ads like two or three times just because it's like it's i go right to the ads i see that yellow that yellow dot on my timeline i click right on i mean i don't even listen to the podcast i just listen to the ads we should make the population just the ads. I see that yellow dot on my timeline and I click right on there. I mean, I don't even listen to the podcast. I just listen to the ads. They're the best part. They're the compilation of just the ads.

From every single podcast. It's the same script, just with different music. Or sometimes the same fucking music. What if you guys just changed your whole, like, Super Mega just had another subsection of just doing ads? Yeah, that's pretty much what it is now. I mean, it is the season what it is now. I mean,

it is the season, right? Yeah, I mean, they've been fucking throwing us a ton more ads because it's a... Like, November and December, they fucking ramp it up. Christmas, dude.

You gotta make the quota. That is when all the fucking ads come through. So, listeners, we apologize for the increase in ads, but guess what?

You could skip them. It's Santa's fault. Yeah. Santa, you know, has been fucking shoveling the ads down our throats. Let me see what we actually got this week. My phone is blowing up. I don't understand. Oh, shit.

It's blowing up. They're like, dude, are you hanging out with Super Mega? I just went Platinum in Canada for Edamame. What? That's cool. Congrats. That's cool. Holy fuck. I mean, it truthfully doesn't really make

a difference. What you need is platinum in America. That's where it's like, oh yeah, my cock is huge. Yeah, but still though, you just went platinum in general. Yeah, it's cool. It's, I remember on the podcast. Most people can't fathom ever getting to that point.

I can't imagine ever having a hit that like getting to that point. Like just started. I can't imagine ever having a hit that goes platinum. I mean. It's a recent hit too. Dude, but like you, that's what you think. Like when I first started making music, like I was just fucking around. I mean like as you should. I don't think you should go into doing anything without and expect it to work. How is this going to get us out there?

Yeah. And I was like, you know, I was like sweating in my room after 16 hours of studying at university and like you know off Adderall and I was like writing music and like that's just like I did it for fun and then it now works and it's like it's so crazy how that shit just happens

I just you know what made you like get traction for the first time um did you used to like just post to SoundCloud and stuff What made you get traction for the first time? Did you used to just post to SoundCloud and stuff? Yeah, I just post music weekly. I would drop a song every single week. Man, my stomach's going crazy.

I heard that. I'm not hungry. It's just like... Someone's telling you to kiss kiss? Tom Tom, I need kissy kiss. No, but I just wrote music all the time and the people who were listening to my music it just like progressively

got better and better and better every time so people were more excited with every release and like you know five followers this week

ten followers next week twenty followers it's just like a snowball effect I was about that did it feel like a snowball effect oh 100% like at what point

do you feel like that escalated and like a snowball effect oh 100 like what what at what point do you feel like that escalated and like it was just like holy shit probably when we shout it out stopping oh yeah probably 100 okay um that was easy fuck you have what like 14 15 million monthly listeners now on spotify you know it's interesting because i feel like monthly listeners doesn't actually mean anything because you can have a ginormous record right and like that record is getting streamed x amount of times weekly and that equates to monthly listeners the monthly listeners are individual accounts listening yeah that's what I was told so that's like 14 15 million people a month just on Spotify yeah but it doesn't mean anything because those people aren't going to come to your shows not necessarily all of them those people aren't going to you know buy your mirrors those people aren't going to come to your shows. Not necessarily all of them.

Those people aren't going to, you know, buy your mirrors. Those people aren't going to like actually support your new song. They just fuck with that song. So it's interesting because like now artistry is like less about the artist and more about just songs that go viral on TikTok. Yeah. So it's not as personable because back then it was all radio and all appearances and like now it's just like oh you're the la la la went dumb dumb crazy mode fuck fuck crazy on tiktok and it has like 800 million streams but like most of those people thought you know like y2k was

doing the vocals on that song and i was like damn like that was me oh but but like so so people don't really understand what's going on all the time. But, I mean, I still have a career, and I love it. It's just, it's interesting, because, like, even my dad, he always looks at the monthly listeners, he's like, but I'm like, the followers is what you should be looking at. I will say it's incredibly impressive, though, regardless. I mean, I don't understand why people really listen to my music,

but it, yeah, I don't get it. It's really good. It is catchy, but it is just goofy. And I mean, that's, it's, it's charming. I mean, it, I don't know if that's the best way to put it. It's like, it's, it's appealing. It's like, uh, it's fun. The first song that was like recommended to me, cause I found you a bit later on in 2018 was Moves.

Oh, it was a classic. Yeah. So like that, that's the first, and I just remember like it was put on, put on in 2018 was moves that was a classic yeah so like that that's the first and i just remember like it was put on put on in my recommended and i was like oh this is just like i like like kind of funky and goofy sounding kind of music too like where and it like it just i was it was a nice experience driving to work it was wonderful it's yeah it's interesting i feel like i my music is a little bit different from every like the normal not normal but like what what's popular and i'm glad

that i'm able to like you know reconstruct my perspective of what popular music is and just throw it in a different genre and just like kind of and it goes up and i'm like you know like edamame blowing up that's sick i didn't expect to ever have another big song. I remember when you and I shot that Off Candy video, you were like, oh, sweet. Rich Brian just like, like, like we're just talking and we're going to do a song. I was like, oh, cool, man. And then I saw Edamame come out and Edamame fucking, that's one of those songs. Like it's stuck in my head for like days.

Just the fucking rhythm of it. And it's stuck in my head when I woke up this morning. Dude, I feel like house music, everyone raps on halftime beats. It's so boring. Literally, that is what pop music is now. It's like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Rather than like boonts, boonts, boonts.

That's just so much more fun and upbeat. I'm bad at descriptors, but it's like funky. It's like, it's really groovy. Yeah. I think what's cool about like the current era of music is that like, I was thinking about this last night when I was watching the movie Airplane for the first time, which was made in 1980. And I was thinking about back then, if you were a musician,

it's like, if you did something like weird like I feel like it's harder to it wouldn't be as normal but now it's like anyone can make funk or even like someone can make disco and it's like oh cool like people just there's so much diversity of music that's like available now and

people can kind of just like make whatever they want and that's like that's what's so cool about the internet to me I sound like a fucking boomer that's what's so cool about the internet to me i sound like a fucking boomer like that's what's so cool about the internet no but it really is just that like anyone can make music now where before you had to have like a fucking record deal and but now anyone can make music anyone can make like their own movie it's it's cool it's that's exactly right like it's it's not just music it goes to like i mean everything even video games like what was it stardew valley was made by one person and it's not just music. It goes to, like, I mean, even video games. Like, what was it? Stardew Valley was made by one person, and it's, like, one of the most successful games on Steam. That is crazy.

My sister is not the most proficient gamer, but she loves Stardew Valley. Yeah. Stardew Valley's fun as fuck. Yeah. It was actually the first Let's Play we ever did, but we got it lost. Oh, yeah. Remember? We didn't know how to really like record it right so it got

fucked up every single time and we named our character jesus h christ or some shit i remember it was probably a really shitty let's play it's one of our first but yeah man it's it's it's super cool uh that like you have like all these fucking hits that fucking slap dude you know I'd love to slap your pink ass it is amazing seeing and I'm sure you get this a lot but it's like how with every release

it's like fuck he's not running out of like steam like do you feel like there's expectation with everything or do you go into it a little more free flowing or are you like, are you hard on yourself in that way? I mean, I'm definitely,

you, if you're, if you're not hard on yourself, you'll get complete, not complacent, but you'll just get boring. I mean, like obviously I want to improve myself and I want,

I want the, the progression of the baby, no money brand and like my live show to become more immersive and, and like, but it's like, it's really difficult doing that i really like the the new kind of like indie rock shit you were doing yeah what's what's the new song you did i i didn't i remember that i did help herself it's like yeah fast up yeah like that was the minecraft concert yeah yeah yeah the minecraft concert was a movie

man because when i when i clicked on the music video for help herself I uh I was expecting like another another another rap another rapist track and uh I was like oh pleasantly surprised you got a good voice yeah it was like the first time I've ever made a song like that like just full singing the whole way through kind of thing and uh yeah it's not bad I I it's just interesting I like I just I'm so blessed to do what I do, you know? I'm sure you guys feel that every day sometimes. Oh, yeah. It's definitely like a very lucky position of privilege.

Oh, absolutely. Because it's very fortunate, and we're very aware of that position. I always like, when people are like, man, how do you become this? I'm like, yes, hard like man how do you become this I'm like yes like hard work was necessary like to some extent but like most of it is luck a lot of it's like like dude like I would say like 90 something percent luck because like there are so many people that I think of that while I did work hard have worked harder than me and then like that I know that like haven't achieved

what they wanted to it's like a witch's brew of luck talent and luck talent and connections you have to be willing to be opportunistic is what I'm saying

I'm like I'm a gamer at heart and I just love sitting at home playing video games. So like me going to meet new people, it's always like, I'm like, oh, that's me. I have to like, I have to psych myself up. I was nervous driving here this morning. Like I, I, I get very nervous before, uh, meeting people for the first time, but, um, just like big, bigger social things. Yeah, I don't have it like super bad.

And I know that you have more social anxiety. And when I do experience it, it sucks. So I hate that. But the thing is, is like, I realized everyone has that. Yeah, that's the thing. Like literally, especially most people who do like YouTube or this or this or that, like creative entertainment, it like, every single person is in the same fucking boat. Unless you're just, like, a crazy person.

Yeah, like a sociopath. Yeah, you have to be, like, and I just, like. But they're out there in this industry, too. Oh, there's a lot. I mean, I'm not, like, a sociopath, but, like, just, like, shitty people. Yeah. That, like, take advantage of others, regardless of if it's like like a mental disorder through sociopathy

this type of industry attracts that like whether it's online videos or music or film it's like this type of industry does attract that type of person your career is about yourself so you are kind of conditioned to think about yourself constantly

like as a brand how am I selling myself? So some people get super wrapped up in it and kind of not lose themselves, but things that shouldn't take priority take priority, I guess. But there are more cool people than not. I mean, it's not a diamond in the rough to find like a cool person. No, so many people are so cool that we've met doing this. They're like, there's a small, I'd say a small handful of people that are just not cool. Yeah. And when I say not cool, I don't mean like they have braces, glasses, fucking not six feet tall, you know, wearing fucking Skechers.

I mean, I feel like Skechers are low-key coming back. They are, yeah. But no, I totally feel you. I feel like, and also like the higher you get in the food chain type thing, they get more hectic in my opinion. But then, you know, I've heard through the grapevine that Post Malone is like the dopest dude of all time. I've heard that too. He doesn't even want to like make music. He just plays video games and just drinks Bud Light and shit. That's what I've heard that too. He doesn't even want to make music. He just plays video games and just drinks Bud Light

and shit. That's what I've heard. Leighton, the guy that works here, he used to be one of his photographers on tour so he would go with him on tour and click them. Click little pics. What games do you play? Like currently? Yeah. I mean I am like He's playing with my feelings.

I'm playing with the feelings. I mean yeah, I downloaded the Halo Infinite, but I haven't been able to play it because I only have a laptop here, so it's miserable. But I was playing Splitgate for a bit. I played COD pretty much my whole gaming life. Have you played Vanguard yet? No, I heard it's Dog Duty.

It's like they had Modern Warfare's uh speed and amped it up and it feels ridiculous it feels like insane like it feels like a joke sometimes i mean i've been told well one activision is just i was okay yo i was i talked to my manager i was like yo what if i just go and delete everything on my social media and go crazy start trying just outing Blizzard Activision and just being like I need to take this fucking company over because they're fucking everything up and it's like dude I'm a huge fan of Blizzard games

I've played WoW and Diablo like my whole fucking life I got into Diablo I was never I played World of Warcraft for like a little bit I bought Diablo to play with Markiplier because when we lived with him, he was like, buy this, try it. And I did and then I never played it.

And did you do like the whole Overwatch train too and stuff like that? Overwatch not as much, but I played probably- You're like a classic Blizzard head. I probably played World of Warcraft like a year out of my life, like game time wise.

Like one character I have about 135 days played. That's something. It's a lot. It honestly pains me. I have a really good friend, Antonio, and it pains both of us to watch Blizzard fall apart. And it's like, yeah, they're being clowns, but it's just like, why fucking clown a whole company

and just keep your games good? Like, stop fucking going for the microtransactions. Just, like, listen to your community. And, like, Asmongold is the most vocal about keeping the game good. And, like, no one listens to him. And it's just like, bro, like, anyone could be running this company better. It's, like, not to that extent. But I had this similar feeling when valve started just not releasing games

and like really releasing much because it was, there's always that joke of like, they never released the third game, but like I was really into like the left for dead series. I love that. So far. I've always been waiting for like that actual left for dead three. And I know back for blood came out,

but like, it doesn't, it doesn't feel like it. No, it's just like that for dead with Dead 3 and I know Back 4 Blood came out but like it doesn't doesn't feel like it no it's just like Left 4 Dead with the boys man yes that shit is

so much fun it was an arcade shooter that you could play with friends online like you know you go to an arcade and they have those zombie shooters

which are always impossible to play I don't understand how people are good at that shit it's just it's impossible it's literally like

programmed for you to lose I suck at video games already, so the ones where you have to throw in an actual physical component, like aiming a like a real gun I'm holding, yeah. I'm sure those games make sure it's like we're gonna make you spend at least $5 or $10

if you want to get through this whole thing. I love watching you play Left 4 Dead. It's fun. Left 4 Dead 2, I like the melee weapons and stuff. I just felt like if I go back and play it, there's way too many special infected spawning at once. And it feels like

I like the vibe. The flow of the first one, I think, was the best. Oh, man. Just late nights, whispering, parents downstairs, and you gotta be like,

boys, boys, over here, over here. I'm down, I'm down. Get me up, get me up. I got in trouble with Halo 3. I remember how excited i was for that game i would wake up early on school days just so i could play a few rounds of i did that with animal dude i did that with diablo diablo 2 that was that game time for it yeah that game put me on to

that game okay so i have like a an uncle who lives in beirut and we were we moved out because my parents were getting like a renovation or some shit and we went to my grandparents and he brought diablo diablo 2 and i was four years old at this time like right when it came out and my brother and sister and i were all playing it and i played barbarian got the highest level out of brother and sister and my brother and sister like both five years older than me and i just like at that moment my life just fell off I was just like officially a gamer immediately and I just like fell in love with Diablo I remember like begging my mom for it for my birthday and my ninth birthday and it was it's just that yeah it's

been my childhood it's like uh it's so crazy well that's the same because like I guess I wonder if like because I'm an only child I have like stepbrother and stepson, but I rarely saw them growing up, and I rarely see them now. So in encompassing, I just kind of, I wouldn't go out and play by myself. I'm not going to go play with myself outside. It's probably good. Maybe I did. Go play with yourself outside. But so like video games were like i'm

gonna go have some fun and i know a lot of kids you know experience that that's what video games are but like i guess i had a lot more time to do that i didn't have like a distraction of a sibling right or you know before you were a certain age you would have to ask your it would be by your parents schedule where they could drive you to your friend's house and stuff like that and that's why xbox live was so big because that really brought you a lot of people together i uh great i wish that you see like i'm i'm not as into you know games and i i it's funny because i've always wished i was more into it you game though i do i do get excited about them, a certain way. No, I do love video games.

I just don't dedicate as much time to them as I want. For us, I'm sure it's probably a hobby. I do it every day. Yeah, yeah. And I want to do it. I love it. But it's like, growing up, my parents did not, like... The stigma was way different. I didn't get video like growing up my parents did not like the stigma was way different

I didn't get video games growing up yeah cause like I remember when I was going through not university like high school

or when I was just younger I was homeschooled my mom would like disconnect the internet type thing cause back then it wasn't it was like

you should be outside doing things you should be working out you should be doing this cause those were the avenues of like go outside it's a beautiful day well i'm in my room like with the lights off playing video games but look at it now like people are making thousands of

dollars being gamers and like they didn't expect that no one expected i asked i asked my parents that of like did you like when when y'all be like go play outside i'm like did you expect i'd like actually just make a living off of playing it you're never gonna make money playing video games no yeah no honestly like why would i i'm like to be fair why would you and it's beautiful because i dude i mean gamers nowadays are just way too good at the games like for instance fortnite you see like 12 to 14 year old kids that are just so crap i had to get off i had to get off because like there's that skill gap is way too high. It's a really really difficult

game. I don't think I wish there was a more popular game that wasn't as difficult but I feel like all like really really high skill cap games are getting like popular because there's a skill cap. Yeah. It's like like Splitgate. I don't know if you guys have you tried Splitgate? I heard it's people have always said it's like Halo with Portal

Yeah. But it's like it's really really high skill cap and it's great and i i don't know i i was never really much of a halo gamer but i want to give halo infinite a try because suppose you can do like 12 people in one lobby yeah well it's like 12 v 12 like that sounds bad you've been enjoying it i i've i've put a i've probably about 40 something hours into it so far all right when it come out like last week 15th yeah i'm loving it but like i can only play quick play which is 4v4 with friends i know otherwise it's like people don't focus on objective everyone's scattered everyone's just killing each other yeah because like in 4v4 you have to work as a team yeah you just have to

with big team battle you know there's squads and stuff people kind of go out it's best to stick with people but you can kind of go lone wolf and like try to sneak around

and stuff so I do like the 12v12 big team it's I've been enjoying it I think it feels good too because I switched over to mouse and keyboard

about two-ish years ago and I love it. I play, like, Sea of Thieves, Call of Duty. I'm definitely better with mouse and keyboard. Any FPS. I suck with controller. Unless you're, like, Nick Merckx, like, I feel like 199.99%

of keyboard players are better. I just, my, one reason I don't get into these games, like Halo and stuff, is because I'm just so bad. I'm so bad at these games, and I know if I played them more I'd get better, but it't get into these games like Halo and stuff is because I'm just so bad I'm so bad at these games and I know if I played them more I'd get better But it's like I like almost can't have fun just because I just can't get better and everyone else is better I think we could have fun with Halo because it's just like let's go get in this vehicle and drive around Yeah, and I had a lot of fun with PUBG and like also you can play I think I play Halo with controller

Like I tried it with mouse and keyboard and I did for a bit and it you can turn around faster and that feels a whole lot better but it's just something about the controller when i played it again there's something that like clicks it's so smooth i don't know if it's because i used to play it back in the day gotcha yeah if it's because i played it like back in the day with a controller and that's why it like gels so well nostalgia or if like if it's nostalgia based or if it I think it plays

equally as comfortable with mouse and keyboard or controller I couldn't say the same for Call of Duty or Sea of Thieves or something like that Call of Duty

Modern Warfare 2 was that and then World at was it World at War and then the fourth what was the fourth oh

Modern Warfare that was the one where I entered in the multiplayer because Call of Duty my first one was 2 I did play Black Ops 2 a lot so that was a COD game I actually played a lot it was good but I don't think it was as good as the 4, 5, and 6

oh ok Modern Warfare 2 is COD 6. Okay. I look at them as just like... I can't do the math of like which one was 6, 7. Yeah.

Wait. Black Ops 2 is the one with the zombie one with like the barn and the bus and everything, right? Yes. Okay, yeah.

That's the one I play. That's with transit. That's like 9, right? Because... I really like that game. I don't know. But... Yeah, COD is a good game. It really always has been a good game. COD is a good game.

It really always has been a good game. It has good game feel, too. I feel. And the sound design is... It's just like, at this point, how many CODs are there? Like 12? Stop milking it. Make something new. But I think...

There's no point. They have the games as a service system now which everyone's doing even Halo they're gonna fall down the path that happened to Guitar Hero

and they stopped making Guitar Hero and Rock Band maybe because they it was just so big that's true there's eSports

there was not really money being made off of Guitar Hero in terms of eSports and shit Call of Duty it's huge can you imagine

eSports Guitar Hero I think a Duty, it's huge. Can you imagine eSports, Guitar Hero? I think a game company that's doing it super, super well is Riot. I think League of Legends won one of the biggest games of all time. Number two, Valorant. Really, really good game. And then their tertiary games are also really fun.

But what they just did with Arcane is brilliant. This is the Netflix show? It's the Netflix brilliant because I don't know if you, this is the Netflix. It's the Netflix series. I haven't seen it. It's one. It's really,

really good. Um, I'm actually a really big fan, not only because I've been playing league since like beta, but it's, they're introducing so much lower that wasn't, it was like made for the TV show. But what's interesting is like,

I know that they're working on an MMO, so what they're going to do is just have all this lore and have, like, a real, real big picture of what's going on and then introduce this MMO, and then they're just going to win. And I just think, even for what they did with this TV show, it's, like, it's big budget, like, real, real game production type shit, so.

They're really, like, going everywhere right now. Oh, as they should. In terms of, like, their media. You can tell when it's, like, real game production type shit. They're really, like, going everywhere right now. Oh, as they should. You can tell when it's, like, when game developers and a team has more passion than desire to make money, they do insane music videos for these things. Yeah. Like, they, like, the animations

on point. League of Legends, Riot is crazy. Like, so, one of my managers, Richard, he manages the guy who did all the scoring for Arcane. They have music festivals in China. They have music festivals in India. They make

a massive thing. Even this Arcane thing, I got invited to go. It was a bunch of free food and a bunch of free drinks so I was like okay obviously but they had like a live performance there this whole warehouse was fully decked in like the set and it was like

why isn't Blizzard and Activision doing this shit I was gonna mention there was a point I remember Blizzard was known for like when they put out like a trailer for their game It was like this is a movie quality animation like they they they it's like a studio studio worked on this like it's not just like a like a 30-second

Thing like a short trailer like it felt like a short film the TF2 shorts they used to release I used to Val's to those like shit is fucking TF2 shorts they used to release. I used to watch those. That shit is sick. The fucking TF2 shorts was like Pixar quality. That shit was awesome. TF2, a great game. A really, really good game. That game was like the first game of tilting that I felt real. I got tilted like crazy. I was so bad at it.

I was too. Yeah, it's a difficult game. And Counter-Strike, I tried playing a lot of, and I was also very bad at it. Well, it's one of those games where the mechanics are simple but i was better that's what kind of creates that skill gap of like people finding loopholes within like not even loopholes just finding the meta yeah of like uh i know in cs go and then in valorant or is it like Peeker's Advantage and stuff like that became

I think popular through those games well it's interesting cause like I feel like sometimes finding the loopholes and like finding how to min-max and finding like the meta kind of ruins games cause when I used to play World of Warcraft I was so

immersed in the game itself and I was just like I was in love with the whole game, and I had no idea what the hell was really going on, but now when WoW Classic came back, like for instance there was this boss fight, I think Magdatharion or some shit, I can't remember, but

it would take about 30 to 40 minutes back in the day without being able to min-max and now this this this guild in I don't know Europe cleared it in like 13 seconds And it's like they just know everything about the game and they it kind of ruins the fun and playability Because everyone is such a pumper. It makes it samey where you were usually that's what I like about Halo It feels like every match is different. Yeah where usually, that's what I like about Halo, it feels like every match is

different, whereas if a meta is discovered matches usually go the same, where it's like this is the power weapon that everyone's going to go after What's a meta? The meta is like the way to play the game, so like if there's a

buff, which they make a weapon more powerful, maybe the meta will be using that weapon because your DPS damage per second would be much higher you ever play League of Legends? no so League of Legends you have like a person in the middle

but it's a super meta game you have to play it like this pretty much but you have one person that shoots long distance magic in the middle one person that's tanky up top, and then two people and then a jungle. You can't really play the game at a high level without doing that, but when you first

start playing the game, at least back in the day to level up to 30 to play against other people in ranked games, it would just be people aimlessly doing shit. I feel like it kind of ruins the game in itself because you don't really get to experience like different play methods

but like that is the game that's why I like I've played like one actual match of League but I think I mostly had fun with ARAMs when I played it ARAM is super fun it's just Zerg my old apartment that I used to live in

like a professional League team moved in and they all like shared this one is super fun. It's just Zerg. My old apartment that I used to live in a professional league team moved in and they all shared this one. It was on the same floor as me and they got the corner unit that was pretty big and they all shared it. I could hear the gamer words all the time.

It was just the N word coming through the vent almost every day. Could you really? They were all Korean. And they all just moved in. And I'd always, they always wore, like, just the full, like, gamer getup. Like, with, like, the, like, league hoodie and, like, the slides. And then, like, Gucci pants. Like, really expensive shit.

Because they made a lot of money. And they were pretty big. I didn't know who they were. But Ross recognized them when he saw them. But basically. You lived next to Cloud9. I don't know who they were, but Ross recognized them when he saw them. But basically... You lived next to Cloud9. I don't know who it was. But basically, I would just always see them in the hall and I'd always see them getting Uber Eats and shit, but they were a professional league team. Taking Adderall and just sitting down. They clearly had a lot of money.

I wish I was just naturally cracked at every game I played. I have to I have a couple I there's this kid that I actually went to high school with and this was like 20 2011 2012 and he was challenger like three seasons in a row like number three on the challenger and no one really knew about him in my school yeah and then like word got out and like bro it was so funny because at that time most people who were playing league i was like most people in my high school who gamed which was like most of most of the boys in my high school yeah and we were all we were all like holy shit like we gotta get carried bro we gotta get

carried and like he was a god man we played some people just clicks some people just get it like there's there's a one of my friends, Michael, we play, uh, I used to play call of, like I played modern warfare with his game sense. Wasn't is, is just insane.

He just has like naturally good game sense where maybe it's cause I'm playing when I'm high or I'm just like, not always like, it's not my, it's probably just not my game. I'm not that good at it, but it's like, he'll,

he just kind of knows where people will be at a given time. Crazy. He's like, we'll be playing Search and Destroy. And it's like 1v1 down at the end. Someone's trying to defuse. He's defending it. He'll just look up at one. He'll be like, he's going to be up there in three.

He'll throw a C4, check it. And then sometimes he'll get a kill. Sometimes he won't, but whenever he does, it's like, damn. He just knows spots where people will camp or go first to overlook the area. And the thing that's cool also, too, is if you're good at a shooter, it translates. It definitely, certainly translates. For instance, when I started doing all like the twitch I did a ton of twitch streaming and uh I I had like another team help me out and they were just giving me

pointers and whatnot and my friend Sam who owns the company that I like was working with is undeniably the best modern like Warframe player I've ever seen like we played Warzone and we played three games Hayley and I and Hayley's my girlfriend and we got carried all three times and he he cracked 30 he dropped 30 bombs every single game warzone in warzone dude i get lucky if i drop like like two or three kills oh 100 100 like i'm not that good at that game but like I've never seen anyone play that game so aggressively, and, like... It's like a robot. They know what to do and where to go. Yeah, they know exactly what to do, and he was like, he would go to, like, the box to

go get the shit, and he would just exclusively get UAV so he could find people and kill them. I had a friend who was, like, in high school who was unbelievable at COD, and I'd go over to his house and watch him play, and he would get in. And I remember like, he'd get like,

Moabs, right? Is that? Moabs? That sounds familiar. Mother of all bombs. It's like, you get like so many kills in a row and then you... There's a nuke.

You can get a nuke. Yeah, he'd get like 25. There probably is a Moab, but like, my brain isn't recollecting. He'd be like, you want to see me get 25 kills in a row? Watch. And he would just do, do, do, do. It was insane.

Probably go to Nuketown and just fucking clear people out. Nuketown is a dope map. He had one of those classic Call of Duty gamer tags. It was MILF and cookies. Oh, that's classic. That's a good one. Yeah. And then you put weird hyphens in it, too, and it changes the color.

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was like, I'm an advocate of ad reads. Okay. I'm an ad-vacate. Hey, come on. He's an ad head, reads. I'm an advocate. He's an ad head, man. Do you mind if I take my turn to tinkle?

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All right. Hey, guys. oh that's true I probably already have a lot of cancer dude yeah I'll talk to myself alright so uh hey guys um I guess I'll talk about video games too uh I've been playing Pokemon Brilliant Diamond uh I just beat the first gym last night I actually got a Switch Lite um because I have a regular Nintendo

Switch but I really like the way the Switch Lite looks and I got the blue one and I don't really connect it to the tv much so i kind of just wanted like a compact version of the switch that's just just handheld um it doesn't feel like the joy cons are always going to come off and like it's really really i actually really like it and the buttons are more mashable than the switch the switch they're very clicky, but on the Switch Lite, they're more soft. Also, Nintendo sucks because you can't transfer stuff via microSD card to another Switch, so I

saved all my save data and everything onto a microSD card, put it into my new Switch, and it was like, uh, you have to format this. Hey, Jackson. I'm just talking to myself. Well, I was like, oh, who's he talking to? Uh, just just, well, I'm talking to the audience, but just myself. You can, you can. Yeah, Jackson. I'm just talking to myself. Well, I was like, oh, who's he talking to? Just, well, I'm talking to the audience, but just myself.

Until Ryan comes back. Well, Ryan's pooping. Is he taking a shit? I saw him go in the bathroom. I think he's just peeing. I just did a Twitter space on our Twitter. Did you? Yeah, for like 30 minutes it was just the Mama Say, Mama Sama, Ma Kusa. Really? Yeah, for 30 minutes. We had like 1,300 viewers. It was great.

They're really pushing spaces on Twitter. They won't stop. I get the appeal, though. It's pretty fun. I've jumped into one one time. Is it? Yeah, I jumped into one. I didn't know, though,

if I jump into one, it notifies all my followers that I joined. Yeah. So I joined a really small one once and like that I, you know, was just like, oh, I'm going to jump into this with someone I know. And then just all of a sudden. Matt Watson from Super Mega?

Yeah, I was like, whoop, and then I dipped. Dude, your toilet just flushed three times on me. Is that a usual thing? Is that some Burbank? Which toilet? This one? Yeah. Right in there?

It flushed three times? Yeah. No, that's never happened to me. Well. I don't know about that. Some L.A No. That's never happened to me. Well. Some LA shit, dude. Only in LA. We got toilets that flush three times. Dude, that's the thing. You gotta move out to LA

because we got toilets that do that shit three times. Oh, I forgot that nut. Hold on. Nut, bro. Always nut. Well, see you later, Jackson. See ya. You later, Jackson. Have a good podcast. See you. You too, bro.

Can I get you guys anything? Drink, some wine, some coffee? I'm good. How about a million dollars? One. Let me get the Super Mega checkbook. Okay. What would you guys do?

I mean, what would you guys do with a million dollars right now? If you had to spend it today. Oh, I have to spend it. If I had a million dollars, I have to spend it. Today. I'd give it to the homeless. Yeah, honestly. No, i'm just kidding bro i'd like i'd like set my parents up and then i'd like get my friends a bunch of cool shit i get some cool shit for myself and then i don't know what i'd do with the rest i'd have to

find some if i didn't have time i'd be and i'm like running to like a store and i'm running out of time or else it's gonna be taken i'll probably start throwing it yeah Jesse Pinkman style I would I would give a lot to my friends and my family and then I probably give like half to friends and family and then with the extra 500k uh

sit and think real hard I buy a house you buy a house with 500k no not in LA so so never mind actually I would uh you could buy a whole block ink. No, not in LA. So never mind, actually. You could buy a whole block in Detroit. Yeah, or just basically anywhere that's not LA or New York or San Fran. Yeah, honestly. I'd buy myself a brand new Chevy.

Ford F-150. Yeah. They're expensive, dude. Trucks are very expensive. They're usually over 100k. They use, dude. Trucks are very expensive. They're usually over like 100K. They use a lot of gas and are extremely expensive, but I guess you pay for utility. The Ford... What's it called?

The Lightning? The Lightning. The Ford Lightning coming out. Going up against the Tesla truck. Is it just called the Tesla truck? Yeah. Is it? Cybertruck?

Yeah. Oh truck? Yeah. Oh, cyber truck. Supposedly, like, hella people blow up in their Teslas. What? Wait, not the Tesla. They just while driving. No, no, no.

No, no, no. Like, so essentially, like, if because some of the parts are so irreplaceable. Oh, it's the battery? Well, no, that too. But like, if you have like a fender bender, like you have to like junk the whole car type thing because there's no parts on the market, so people can't really repair it.

And then second of all, supposedly, I was told through the grapevine that hella Teslas just explode. Just while driving? Yeah, people just die. And that news just gets buried like crazy. I bet Tesla has a really good PR team that is like, because every time there's a big Tesla wreck where someone dies, you see it in the news and everyone criticizes Tesla

when it has to do with the self-driving shit. So I bet they have a PR team that just fucking scours that. It is crazy because when was the last time there was like, not an industrial revolution, but like a automobile revolution, you know, like this is the first time in several, several years that like there's a new car on the market.

Yeah. And it's nuts. Cause it's, it's blowing away all the other cars, sales and everything. It's like, it's the sicko mode. Well, he also kept it was, I forgot what the term was sales and everything. It's like, it's sicko mode. Well,

he also kept it was, I forgot what the term was. Open. So he, he made it so that like, he wasn't just gonna be like, I'm the only one that can make these cars. He,

he allowed other people to kind of look at like open patent or something like that. I think it's open patent. I mean, so people probably, that makes sense. I, cause usually,

I mean, I'm not trying to like, you know, thanks Elon. I hate it. But when you, when you, when, people probably that makes sense i because usually i mean i'm not trying to like you know thanks elon i hate but when you when you when you do think of why there wasn't much progress in terms of electric cars it was because of companies essentially doing that patenting like a small company or someone who just came up with something just burying it not thanks bye also not to mention like uh a lot of um big players like don't want electric cars become a thing because of the oil industry so a lot of you know there's a lot of

lobbyists and a lot of people that push for it because we're running out we could use fucking everyone could be using electric cars right now uh like cheaper than gasoline but gas like what a lot of the gas companies do is they'll literally buy patents off someone will come up with a really good energy saving like idea that they could use in a car or a home or something and then like bp will approach them with so much money they can't say no and then buy the patent and then just like kind of just throw it away i mean it, it makes sense, man. It's a capitalistic world that we live in. You're sponsored by Chevron, right?

Chevron and Tesla and all the big, big business money. Hey, that's, you know, the B in baby no money stands for business. Big business. Big business, no money. Because you just care about the companies. You don't care about the money. Well, you care about their money, but not your money. You want to help them make money. You want to help the corporations

make as much as possible. That's very noble of you. It's not bad. But it's crazy when you talk about increasing gas prices and they don't want to use gas. I don't know if you've have seen some of the news, but, like, from where I'm from in Vancouver, B.C.,

like, we got destroyed by a storm, like, a natural disaster type thing. Yeah, you showed me the other night the floods. Yeah, it's ridiculous. And now, yeah, I showed you, I told you that people can't even buy gas. Because, like, there's no import of gas because all the ways to get into Vancouver are just destroyed. So, like, people literally can't drive what was it just rain like that like really heavy rain i don't really know snow melted or because like my parents didn't weren't as affected so like my point of contact wasn't really like

the most viable but it seemed like it was like tons of wind and tons of rain. And like, that just, like supposedly it rained the same amount in a total, in a year and a day. Yeah. I didn't hear about it. That's just outrageous. No, I didn't hear shit about it. Vancouver died. Everyone. I mean.

I did hear about Pete Davidson going down the silly slide with Kim Kardashian. They're officially dating now. Nice. I care. This is awesome. Is that facetious? No. I do care.

I do care about Kim Kardashian. I went out for dinner with them last week. I love the Kardashians. They're very sweet. Rob? The sweetest people. The OJ guy? Simpson?

No. Well, yes, OJ Simpson, but... Their come up is so interesting. Yeah, it is. That's one way to put it. And Kylie Jenner, the first self-made billionaire. Dude, I can't believe people were donating money to help make her the first, like,

like, youngest billionaire. And it was like, she has to hit this goal, guys. And they're donating money to her to help her, like, hit the fucking... It's ridiculous, dude. I don't... I'm not a fan. Of the Kardashians? You want to go on record saying that are you sure i'm armenian dude i'm really i'm not a fan dude oh yeah okay

yeah okay yeah i mean i feel like you know wait does your last name end with i-a-n yeah gamuchan or gamuchan i mean like honestly like they're all successful like good for them but like i just think that the the why why why is like the why are the kardashians like what people you know look up to why is that pop culture why are they royalty for america i don't actually know what any of them like what like why can't like um like a human rights activist be like the most cool person in the world? Leonardo DiCaprio. Kindle is. Have you not seen the Pepsi commercial?

Wait, who? Kindle? The Pepsi commercials? Or Kylie? Which one was it? It was the Pepsi commercial. I know what you're talking about. She is an activist.

Where she's smiling. She gets the police officers a Pepsi. I want to buy the world a Pepsi. But I mean, I guess it's like, the human rights activists people aren't going to be doing famous commercials and shit. They're busy. They're busy saving the world. People just always want

people love having like almost like a royal family to look into their lives and watch. That's why. Because you believe you can aspire to eventually, maybe, even through luck, eventually just land at the throne

of being like a Kardashian. Kardashians are the closest thing to a royal family we have. I think it all... It has to stem from, of course, greed, but not jealousy. What's the word? Envy, I guess? Well, everyone wants to live vicariously through other people, right?

And like, for instance, like look at Lil Pump's career. I loved his come up. I was like, this is entertainment. This is purest form of entertainment. And all I have to do is just open up Twitter and he's shooting a gun saying, Scatta! And it's like, it's just. I'm going to be bad.

Is Lil Pump the, is he the one with Kanye in the big suit? Yeah. Okay, okay. In the Roblox outfit. I really like that music video. Well, that song is amazing. I know people are like, what is... We're kind of...

I couldn't tell if people were laughing at it. Like, really? Kanye released this? I liked it. I thought it was goofy and fun. And I was with it. But it's like... You know, people want to just live vicariously through people i like you know i just i literally just said that but like i don't know how else to explain it it's just it it really is like

this is the streamer why streamers are also popular hey youtubers hey man vloggers vloggers vloggers and poggers. People live vicariously through you. Yeah, dude. And I live vicariously through the vlog squad. Take that back. Yeah, people do like living vicariously through other people. And I think that's why, I mean, that's why so many kids like watching people like Logan Paul, right? Because he's doing all this crazy stuff.

He's finding dead bodies. And that's awesome. You know, kids want to find dead bodies. Right? So it's like, they want to throw a flaming mattress into an empty swimming pool and jump on top of a news van and go running through Japan throwing fish at people.

You know who makes good content though? Who? Jake Paul. No, Channel 5. Yes, he does. Incredible content. I'm not the biggest fan of Jake Paul. What? Yeah.

Dude, he's a friend of Super Mega. Are you sure you want to go on record saying that? He funds 50% of Super Mega. Damn, respect. Oh, so now you like him? Yeah, I love him. He walks. There was a video with him.

I think it was with Cody Ko where it felt like he was like, like Cody Coe said some shit about him. And then he showed up to like this haircut podcast thing that he was doing like to confront him. Like Jake Paul just shows up and it was like super awkward. I have to, I'm going to find the video. Have you seen the video? If it's not Cody Coe, then I am so sorry.

When Keemstar goes on the Aiden Ross stream and just like ruins the vibe. Yeah, I think the video's just called Keemstar Kills the Vibe. And it's like Aiden Ross and all these people hanging out and Keemstar walks in and it's like so fucking uncomfortable.

Sorry. It's okay. Scoot over. Who was it? How to get a free... Hold up. Oh, was it? Hold up get a free... Hold up. Oh, was it?

Hold up. I think I found it. Because it's like this haircut, dude. Trying to get snipped up, dude. Yeah. I got to get a haircut this week. A little fade? Yeah, I got a haircut. My hair's fucking shaggy.

It's nice, dude. It's long. My hair hasn't been this long since middle school. I think it looks great, bro. Thank you. I just got to get it cleaned up. Yeah, it's this right here. I think that's great, bro. Thank you. I just got to get it cleaned up. Yeah, it's this right here. I think that's a good answer.

All right, dude. Well, it was good to have you here. Thanks for having me. I got one last surprise. They don't like it. Is this a haircut podcast? Like in terms of...

I'll f***ing kill this kid if he tries anything bad. Who's here? Your favorite YouTuber. Are you serious? Here he is. Come in the ice there, dude. You don't care about... You're terrible as shit. Your favorite YouTuber. Are you serious? Yeah! Come in the ice there, dude. You don't care about kids.

You're a real kid. I don't like cyber bullies. Damn, the claps. Yeah, that's great. And they threw the Marys on, dude. If you're having another party, can I come back? You can do that, bro. Can I bring Cody to the party?

Oh, no. He can't come. Okay. Whatever. I don't care. As long as I can go. Dude, Cody's been living his best there, bro. Can I bring Cody to the party? Oh, no. He can't come. Okay. Whatever. I don't care. As long as I can go. Dude, Cody's been living his best life, man. Hey, everybody.

Yeah, it's just, like, such a weird, like, he bullied kids. He didn't know how to confront them. Now that he's a boxer, he loves confrontation. Yeah. Also, like, a very important editing tip is when you put something like clapping over a clip, make sure it, you can't hear what people are saying. It's probably because it was so fucking awkward. Like just like with nothing, just like,

Hey, yeah. What you bully kids that they had to just put like clapping. So it's like, Oh yeah, something to keep it, keep it going. We should do that for our podcast. So it's not awkward clapping the whole time.

It's like in, in like when they're, I'm sure they still do it. The roast on Comedy Central. I remember when Mike the Situation took stage and just the utter silence after each joke. It was just like. Really? I was like, please just, like, can Comedy Central just put in fake claps for me to feel better?

Because it was just. What'd he say? He was, it was about, here, you know what? Please here you know what this is gonna be a fun little clip show i'm gonna show i i really want to do the roast of super mega and we get we get a lot of other online people to come say some hard truths i feel like i feel like they like they'd be really good burns and then i'd be like and then i'd go home and be like it I hope this isn't a meme video. Edits. Blowing up. Why is he Trump in the back?

That looks like an edit. The best part is she married you for love. Yup. She loves money. And they just start booing him. Oh my God, dude. I remember seeing that.

I feel like a road, getting roasted, like, I'm used to getting roasted. All my friends have roasted me since day one. I feel like it's healthy to just playfully roast your friends.

You gotta roast the boys. Oh, 100%. Yeah, spit roasting. If you don't, for instance, if you don't take criticism well, you just will fail. Especially if you're doing comedy. Also, if you're just like... Oh, especially if you're doing comedy. If someone, I don't know, I've come across so many people who are just like, whenever you try to joke

with them like that, they just end up pouting or taking it seriously. Dude, we've met so many people in comedy that like, can dish it out, but like the second the joke's about them, they get like, they get like pissy. And it's like, dude, you have to like, you have to be able to take a joke about yourself, especially if you do comedy. Especially like our, what we do. We don't take people seriously a lot of the time. So why would we expect people to take us seriously, especially since what we do is epic.

Serious. Super serious. It's a serious profession. It's like, why in comedy are you like, this is serious, okay? You have to respect my comedy chops. Well, when it comes to joking about me, I'll make some jokes about you, but the second you make a joke where I'm the punchline,

I'm going to get pissed, and I'm going to make it awkward in every interaction we have. I'm going to remember. I'm going to remember. I'm going to keep it up here. So just remember that. You want to name names? Yeah, I will.

Huh? Let's name names. Okay. And that's who can't take jokes about themselves. Patreon, you can hear the uncensored one. I'm lying. Just so people go subscribe to the Patreon. Oh, shit.

Okay, awesome. I didn't actually say anyone. I just put a B. And then just throw some ad break in there. No, we only have two. I mean, we can have another ad. No, let's take another ad break. Right now. Really? Yeah.

I know he wanted... Really? Yeah. Yeah, one more. A third ad break? Yeah, come on, right now. Okay. A 30-second ad break.

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in doing it so go ahead try some cigarettes and uh bb no money approves it's approved got him got him saying yes it's approved dude your hair looks sick yeah i i asked for like a two on the side and she just went 0.5 all the way up. Shit. All the way up. Woo. It's a rap song. Yeah. I love rap music. Yeah, me too, man. I love the hippin' and hoppin' that the grooviness of the beats provide me. Yeah, it's very groovy.

I love. Trying to sound like a 1950s. Mom. Maybe 1970s. I'm a rapist, man. Mom. What's the joke there buddy huh how many times have people like I bet I could find somebody on twitter

when something like that happens they're like why did Ryan blow up like that no not that people take that so serious sometimes where they be like okay Ryan's like just kind of an asshole he obviously knew what the joke was but like why does he have to blow up on Matt like that it's like

that's the joke that's the joke is that I got mad over people definitely read into things really really yes they fucking make them real idiots real hard on the internet John Tron Punch Susie and people just really just read into shit

like so intently and people just like coming up with their own like little narratives yeah it's like people just like watching drama and trying to figure out

puzzle pieces and put them together when I get so annoyed when I see like people online that like think they've like

strung a theory together that I know about and I'm like that is just completely wrong just complete bullshit I mean sometimes with my lyrics've like strung a theory together that I know about and I'm like that is just completely wrong just complete bullshit I mean sometimes with my lyrics too like there's a song it's called three more and I say

three three three three three that's a twelve I'll think I'll take it but funny enough I thought I was legitimately saying four threes but I said five threes and then there was like a massive formula and like reasoning behind like my poetry in in the comment section i was like bro no that just didn't happen like i just fucked up yeah i just fucked up and i honestly thought

this is what i was doing and it's like it's so interesting that people can like interpret things so unbelievably differently it's always more intricate than it actually ever is. It's just like they really go above and beyond. I have never seen someone get like a drama like a YouTuber drama theory correct. It's always so much more blown up than what the real situation is.

Because people just like enjoy watching other people's drama and guessing. Well people love drama that's like. They love it, man. They just live for it. I thought of this idea with Gravy, for instance, like, we would have an EP or an album ready, and then we'd just

super beef. And like, that would because we're really tight online, and we're really good friends, but like, why not just fake a bunch of beef? And then people would go crazy, and that's just like promotion. It's just like the Kanye... It's like the Kanye Drake shit. Like I'm sure that they like don't. Denzel Curry did that.

Didn't they? Who? Didn't Denzel Curry and Kenny Beats getting like this, like everyone thought it was real. I remember thinking it was real when I saw it. I was like, they had beef really. I don't remember.

Maybe it was a Vince Staples. It was fake beef. Cause they did a project together, but there was like two days where they were beefing and like posting texts and stuff. And it looked really real. Um, and I fuck jesus christ that's sick i don't remember if it was denzel i think it was denzel this is not sick if it was real but i doubt it was real no it wasn't it was because they were they dropped a song together yeah like uh it's weird that people find like i was i don't know who i was talking to this recently, but like people care way more for like beef than they care way for more for

like comedy, you know? Like, and it's like, why? Cause it's like, I feel like, cause it's fun.

It makes you feel like you're on the inside. It makes you feel like you're in part of something, I guess. Yeah. Beef is like, it, it, it's like,

it like keeps you like hooked. Also for a lot of people, I do feel like it is a selfaggrandizing to an extent of like shit they fucked up. I mean imagine being a kid and like a sibling or one of your friends gets in trouble you're just like oh.

We'll send Ryan McGee to the principal's office. You know when my stepdad Jim and my mom would punch each other and yell throughout the house I would sometimes put my ears, like I'd go to the stairwell and just like listen to be like, oh I

gotta get the scoop, what are they saying? And I usually would be like, you selfish stupid bitch! You know, something funny like that. He's always goofing off. I know, he's always so fucking, it's hilarious. Dark. No, it's beautiful. Loving I think is the word you meant.

I mean, like dark and beautiful, right? Yeah, yeah. Because you can only call your wife a bitch. You can't call a woman on the street a bitch. That's rude. No. But your wife? Absolutely.

That's acceptable. And I used to, when my parents would fight, I remember I'd go and I'd put a cup against the wall, like in a cartoon. I would listen. I would write down everything they were saying and really just keep like a big log of it and then use those things against my parents

when they got me, when I got in trouble. You just leave notes about like quotes and it's like, I remember saying that but did someone hear us? There's a Map of the Middle episode where Dewey writes like a whole like school play based on his parents fighting and then it's like all the horrible stuff they fight about and then like they go to the performance uh where he's like about to put the

whole thing on and the episode ends right there but i used to prank you know what my parents probably partially one of the reasons they got divorced was because i was i like doing pranks on my parents where uh when i was like a freshman in college I went out and I bought like a big tube of Vagisil for like vagina infection and I just left it like on the like when you first walked

into my house it's like a foyer or foyer however you say and there was like a little table like picture frames and stuff and I just left a thing of just Vagisil there and I table like picture frames and stuff and i just left a a thing of just vagisil there uh and i my mom called me and she's like matthew did you did you did you leave that there i was like what she's like the vagisil i was like no she's like did you buy vagisil i was like no i think dad

bought that and she's like dude your father bought that damn like he's and i was like is he trying to tell you something and she's like really he bought that i was like i think i didn't buy it so she's like interesting okay and then uh she hung up she probably thought like your dad was buying that for like another woman or some shit i wanted her to think that my dad was trying to like tell her something like like just leaving it out like come on try that stuff uh i probably caused a rift in their in their marriage i did a lot of pranks like that trust me they didn't need any help there yeah i'll tell you that right there actually christmas morning my uh brother-in-law and my sister who were married i bought a fake positive pregnancy test online and I put it in an envelope

and I said to mom and dad from Sam and Chase and I put it under the tree. Holy shit. And they didn't have an idea either. So my dad opened it and he like- You're such a little shit. I know, because they didn't know either. So they didn't know what it was.

When was this? What? When was this? This was like three, four years ago. Oh no, dude. And my dad looks at it and then just like immediately looks up at her husband with this like crazy look. And he has no idea what's going on. He's like, what?

Dude, I can feel the tension. I can just feel the tension. Coming from the boy who pantsed his sister on stage. I didn't pants my sister. I lifted her dress up. Oh, yeah. It's the opposite, bro. In elementary school?

Yeah. Oh, no. She was doing a presentation at a science fair in front of a whole crowd, and I was behind her, and I went, whoop. Oh. You've consistently just been a little shit. What would you do to your mom? You have stories of shit you'd pull on your i uh i took ketchup packets and i folded them in half and i put them under her toilet from captain

underpants and then in the middle of the night she like got up to use the bathroom and just like exploded all over the back of her legs and thighs oh you're such a little shit i know dude i i don't do that anymore but like also one time i took you know the little poppers you throw like I put like 20 of them under the toilet seat and like gently pressed it so the middle of the night I just hear oh yeah I was a little shit also I did the uh you're definitely the type of guy to get like

well my dad and then spit all the bubbles at people my dad taught me all those all those pranks because like my neighbor was your dad reading Captain Underpants probably dude I reading Captain Underpants? Probably, dude. Captain Underpants is great. My dad's out here reading Captain Underpants and buying women Vagisil.

When they had the Doctor Octopus kind of woman where her hair gave people veggies. That was it, right? My favorite one to draw was the giant toilet with the spikes on his shoulders. I was like, that's so cool. It's a giant toilet with like the like the spikes on his shoulders. I was I was like that's so cool.

Yeah. It's a giant toilet. What's the writer doing or like the. Dav Pilkey. Yeah. What's he doing nowadays. I think he has a new

series he's making. Yeah. There's a. That shit was like the coolest. I remember my mom would get me them and I'd be like oh.

Kevin Underpants. Did you ever read. What is it. Something. Something from Uranus. It was like a book about butts. That wasn't by him. My butt.

No, it wasn't by him. It was like zombie butts from Uranus. Yes. And in third grade. They had a sequel or some shit. It got super serious. In third grade, I was in class and teacher was asking, what books do we want to read as a class?

And I raised my hand and I said Zombie Buzz from Uranus Did you get in trouble for that? She was very upset and she told my mom because my mom was a teacher But did you prove that it was a real book? Or did she know it was a real book and she just She was just trying to be annoying

for sure She reads that book daily It's a book for kids I was a little shit And you were shitting in Uranus annoying for sure she knew she reads that book daily it's a book for kids i was a little shit so and you were shitting in uranus i was and honestly the cringiest that's not the word the cringiest memory from from school for me was in that class and it was i've told you this but it was the day before christmas break and like the bell was about to ring. And we all, the class had like a little like pizza party

for Christmas. And, you know, I'd seen it in movies. So I was like, I'm going to try it. So like I raised my hand and she's like, yes, Matthew. And it was all quiet. And I was just like, you better not pout.

You better not cry. And I just started, I mean, everyone else started singing along. But like looking back, like I just, I can't believe I did that. else started singing along, but like looking back, like I just, I can't believe I did that. When was the elementary? Third grade.

Okay. Okay. But I tried to sing like my best. I mean. But since everyone joined, I mean, it's not really that cringy. You kind of started it.

If no one joined and just looked at you, that would have been bad. I think it'd be cringier to do in like high school. Or like if two people joined and then stopped when nobody else did.

It's still you. Like clapping at a concert. You get for like three claps, everyone does it, and then it's like... It kind of fades out. Oh, no. Or the fucking... That's a classic. Dude, people always speed up.

They start going too fast. Dude, people are so not in sync. Especially, like, for instance, at my shows, when I, like, get people to get hands up and then go over and stuff, people are like... Like, just follow me. Just follow, like, I'm sure you do, like, a little motion. Yeah, a little motion.

It's like you can be their barometer. I just love the, uh... It makes me so mad when everyone is like clapping to a beat and it just slowly, like they start getting too fast. And then I feel like

because some people are getting fast, other people want to like keep up so they get faster. And it just progressively gets faster. Be on a step team.

I saw, we should all do that. Ooh, we should make our own stomp tap dancing is dope I've never I've never tried to learn I took lessons

so Matt would have a head start have you ever tried I there was like a tap dancing I was in like Boy Scouts and my mom she was like the leader they have tap dancing

and Boy Scouts no no no but like they brought they do have everything the tap dancing badge but they have my mom ended up like getting someone to come

show us how to tap dance. It was kind of cool, but definitely nothing for me. But definitely dope. I don't know if I'd have the coordination to do that shit. No way. It's like saying I could never do the drums. Because the foot pedal, it kills me. You have to be drumming early on to get that coordination and just have it locked.

I can do drums, which is three three different rhythms at once but i cannot do even simple piano yeah which is just too like i just i guess piano's really but like you really need to know like chords you need to understand like i don't know anything about music theory like super super well but like rhythmically like i i my mom got me my mom got me onto an African drum called the djembe super early on. And I would just slap the drum. Just literally just slapping a drum. I took a steel drum class one summer when I was a kid. And I learned a whole song that I played on stage.

I still remember that song. Just that over yeah but I yeah I just saw I saw you live at your LA show fantastic and then at the young bass show this weekend I saw you go and you performed at a mommy and I you have such a good stage presence and getting the crowd hyped up you do a lot of that shit i see at rap shows where it's like one two one two and you're like jumping it's interesting because like usually the dj should do that but like i've got i've gotten so used to just like doing it myself because it really does great energy it really does work weirdly enough i don't understand why like people

in a in a setting at a concert show setting that are so conditioned to be like, oh, the drop is coming, the drop is coming. Because it's like the point of excitement, right? It's like, oh! Yeah. It might come a little bit when you hear it. Can I get a phone call, dude? Should I answer it?

Go ahead, yeah. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Who is it? Hello? This call is from Canada Border Services Agency. Oh, shit.

The reason behind this call is that Canada Border Services Agency has seized a parcel under your name, which was shipped through Canada Post using your identity. Oh, fuck. The parcel contained illegal components. There is an arrest warrant already issued under your name. Talk to an officer from Canada Border Services Agency.

Please press 1 and hold the line. I don't know if you should press 1. Talk to him. Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line. You'll be transferred to the next available agent. Fuck that. That, like, actually went to something else.

Yeah, it's scammers. Because, like, you press 1, and you'll talk to someone who's pretending to be, like, a border agent, and they tell you, like, I need your information. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Your credit card. You need to prove to me that you're who you are. How the fuck do people fall for that shit? I mean, like, I... your information. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Your credit card. You need to prove to me that you're who you are. How the fuck do people fall for that shit? I mean, like, I...

So much. They fall for it so much. You say it's old people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's also a lot of gullible people out there. Dude, like, even, like, at least try to... Why don't you just do... If someone did the first...

Dude. If someone did the first thing, like, like, the introduction, if someone was personally doing that, I feel like I would have fallen way harder. But like, did you order drugs? No. From the deep web? They're not going to send

a fucking voice, like an automated voice. Illegal stuff was found. No, the police don't call you to tell you that you have a warrant out for your arrest. They just pull the fuck up. Yeah.

Hey, Alex, we have a warrant for your arrest. So, uh, people are so gullible. For instance, fucking yesterday was the anniversary of jfk's assassination and massive that's why the video was posted on reddit a massive crowd of

q anon people came because they believed that uh jfk was going to come back showing he actually wasn't dead and uh what he was going to appoint like he was like how biden was going to step down fucking rabbit holes and then he was going to appoint tra. How do people fall into these fucking rabbit holes? I don't understand. And then he was going to appoint Trump as his VP. Like, literally, people, a lot of people showed up yesterday because they actually thought JFK was coming back. And he was going to, like, take power and appoint Trump as his VP. Like, from the dead or he's been in hiding? He's been in hiding. He didn't actually die. Because he was, like, he was against the government from the jump.

Yeah. Dude, like, all these conspiracy theory people and, like, these people that, like, believe in this shit. I guess they just have nothing better to do. I remember my dad, not even that long ago, I just remember he was like, You think we lost the Vietnam War? And I was like... To be fair, I had no idea who won or lost in the first episode of the podcast. That is true, but also...

Where I was like, we won? We in the first episode of the podcast. That is true, but also... Where I was like, we won? We maybe won? Oh, I do remember. But also, you just didn't know about the history. For me, the Vietnam was always just like a war we fought. With some good music. It was just a war we fought somewhere else,

and some, oh yeah, some killer music. There were helicopters. People with hats. Yeah. yeah popping out of holes in the ground big explosions and and palm trees and yeah that's that's kind of like yeah it was forest gump is essentially like what vietnam was like that's my history dude i really i recently watched forest gump that movie is so good. Dude, I fucking love that movie. I can watch that movie. That's one of those things I can always re-watch.

Yeah, it's so goddamn good. It makes me cry. Piss in it. You can eat it sometimes. You can sound with it. You can stick it up your urethra. You can douche with it. You can use shrimp for just about anything.

Use some shrimp water to douche with. We bounced all over the place with this one. Talked about video games. We did. Talked about politics. Like some cucks. Like the cucks we are. This is one of our longest podcasts.

I have to edit it today. It's one of them. I gotta edit it today. Right now, I know it's gonna get cut down when you go and edit it and stuff, but right now it's at a one minute and almost 40, sorry, one hour and 43 minutes. Oh, wow. One minute and 43 minutes. One whole minute? 43 minutes.

Almost two. And, hey, with all those ads, you know, if they really pack in, maybe with 20 ads we can hit that two hours. I want more than 20. I know Alex wants more than 20. Yeah, but go ahead and plug yourself. Let want more than 20. I know Alex wants more than 20. Yeah, but go ahead and plug yourself. Let's hear these plugs.

It's that time of the podcast. I'm Baby No Money, and you guys can find my shit on globally, anywhere, pretty much. If you type in BBNO dollar sign, it's not Bubba Nos, it's Baby No Money.

I used to think it was BBNOS. Dude, everyone, people, I literally got a tweet this morning. Someone tweeted at me saying, you know, it's interesting. I never knew that Baby No Money was Baby No Money. I thought it was BBNOS. That's what I thought. I was like, oh, like it's not that complicated. Because if you actually listen to my music, there's a baby no money take in it all the time.

And it's like this girl going, oh, baby no money. Also, your Twitter handles, what, BB no moolah? So for a while I was like, oh, is the dollar sign moolah instead of money? Yeah. Well, it's just because, like, moolah. You need to make a song, like, called, like, my name. My name is. Yeah.

Well, I have this song. And the hook is, it's like, baby no money. My name is. Well, yeah. Well, I have this song and it, the hook is, it's like baby no money, get down money. It's just like, I'm finally using my name properly in the song. I think, but yeah,

I mean, you're like the next M&M. So who? Oh, Marshall Mathers. Yeah. Sorry. I only know him as a friend.

The third. Yeah. So go, go check out Alex's music. BB, no dollar sign. Fantastic musician. A friend of the court, as I would say. Very epic, supportive.

Go in the links in the description. You're going to blow up after this one. Yeah, dude. You better be ready. You better blow up. But thank you guys for listening. We'll be back next week with episode 273. Damn, that's crazy.

I know, right? It's wild. Is it weekly? Mm-hmm. Oh, wow. Yeah, we do it every week. So we're bad about posting shit on time.

We used to not do it. Like, we had a big period where we didn't do the podcast for a very long time near the beginning, like 2016, 2017. We just did it when we felt like it.

Yeah, but now it's every single week. So this is 272. Thank you for coming on this one like 2016, 2017. We just did it when we felt like it. Yeah, but now it's every single week. So this is 272. Thank you for coming on this one. Thanks, guys. I appreciate it. Now let's go get some fucking food. Let's go get some fucking grub, dude.

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