supermegashow - EP 275 - These Nuts!

Episode Date: December 15, 2021

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It's not even 266. It's 275. When I see Mega64's podcast pop up and it's like episode 7,225 That's unbelievable. Get out of here. Or Joe Rogan with episode 10,380. It's like, come on, Joe. You know?

They're just soaking it up. They're being a little selfish, you know? Oh yeah. They are. With all the time that they're stealing from people like us. I know. We're on the come come up they forced me to fucking listen in my free time to to him as well and it's really frustrating i'm gonna spend all my free time listening to joe rogan talk about eating elk and boosting his t levels sorry i legitimately was yawning and it's not because i'm fucking tired of doing this i love doing this it's because i am just tired i'm fucking tired of doing this. I love doing this. It's because I am just tired. I'm a tired person.

I'm tired too. We've been, we've been, I don't need, can we, can we just say that? Well, okay.

Yeah, we have, we, we've been work. We've been working out. Yes, we have. How about that?

We won't say why, but we have been like hard working out hard. Ryan and I, um, Ryan, you've been going harder than me. And, uh, I, uh, am about to step it up a notch i just started getting you know easing into it now i'm really gonna pump the iron 2022 matt and ryan it's gonna be a little things gonna be a little different around

here you're gonna see two fucking sexy hunks instead of a scrawny malnourished skeleton and the probably the fattest man on earth. We're just trying to get better health. Yeah. Better health is fucking awesome. You know, we're trying to be better to ourselves. I mean, you're in your mid 20s. I'm in my late 20s. Well, when I look in the mirror, I 25 is the first time I've noticed that when I look in the mirror up close I can actually see signs of aging in my

face as compared to like 3-4 years ago and like I look up close and I'm like at my skin and stuff and everything I'm like yeah I can actually see myself aging and getting older into my 20s and it's freaky you know just wait till your uh I guess it mainly happens

at the end of your 30s there's a huge kind of. And that will hit even harder though. Like you turn ugly. If I don't. Like everyone who's 40 and above is just an ugly motherfucker. Yeah, if you listen to this and you're 40 and above, I'm sorry. That just kind of sucks.

But basically. And if you don't know how jokes work, well, that was one. No, it wasn't. Not from me. Maybe from Ryan. But for me, I'm personally saying, no, you're an ugly fucking human if you're past 40 sorry mom ageist bastard my mom calls me ageist a lot why ageism even a thing yes it is so when i'm ageism in hollywood oh yeah and that yeah in that aspect when i'm when i'm making jokes about old people though are they gonna fucking there's age jism on a a jism a jism there's a jism on um there's a jism the

word jizz comes from jism yeah so but there's a jism there's a jism there's a jism a single jism on the lolita express exactly right why didn't they let older girls on there too i know not fair they didn't let like 50 year old bitches on there well they let steven fucking hawking on there well he's a 50 year old bitch he was a 50 year old bitch now he's stardust from he was always stardust from whence he came star man waiting in the sky his name is stephen hawking and last year he died he's a star did he die last year i don't know it was earlier two ago yeah poor guy i'm dead that's what he said one day the nurse heard from his room dead oh no dead stephen dead he he like he like died with his like tongue on the inside of his

little computer in his mouth just pushing the word dead over and over dead dead i his caretaker that abused him awful dude i wasn't gene simmons abused too by not a caretaker from kiss i can't remember no No, no, I'm sorry. Not Gene Simmons. The singer from Kiss? Who dated like a 14-year-old? With the red curly hair. Who does...

Carrot Top. No! The guy who does yoga and shit. Who does like workouts. Richard Simmons. Richard Simmons. Not Gene Simmons. Very different.

Very different people I'd love to see Richard Simmons like opposite sides of the coin of people I'd love to see Richard Simmons do a Kiss concert and then Gene Simmons do dances like Richard Simmons but was it did something bad happen to Richard Simmons

yeah he was Richard Simmons come on is he dead no he's not dead don't do my man like that people just there were a bunch of conspiracy theories of like what's going on with my man this guy yes that guy

he dances he does dance good he was on an episode of whose line is it anyway that show is great dude whose line is it anyway that show that show is great dude whose line is it anyway anyway richard simmons man is rich oh first search thing is richard simmons okay is he he's 68 years old now and he's in good health but he wants time for himself richard spokesman tommy esty added

he's helped millions of people lose millions of pounds and for 40 years he took of everyone but himself richard's nice guy persona wasn't just a persona you're doing good at reading that speaking of reading we released the book we released the book stick your head into read our book and buy it too too but yeah y'all thought it was some of y'all thought it was a bit. I'm sure most of y'all probably understood. People were like, what? It's not a bit.

But yeah, we released it. The audio books out with Gino Samuel. Gino did an amazing job narrating. God, Gino Samuel. Oh, you guys have heard his fucking rant and rave and speak nothing but the highest of praise about Gino Samuel and his Chris Chan documentary chan documentary series out audio books out soft cover hard cover it's all out there y'all it is it is all officially out there typos and all type god damn it no we we double checked so many times for typos because we didn't have like an ed like an official editor like because we self-published we funded the whole thing ourselves we got it made with your sister and some friends we decided all of like the dimensions and the paper type and

and everything we like we really went hard on making this book everything we wanted and we read through it my sister helped edit and read through it she did a lot of like grammatical stuff to make the book sound better so my sister did help uh write it to an extent with in terms of that. She actually added a couple naughty jokes in there. You know? Never expected my... She's a wonderful writer. She should write super mega fan fiction for a living.

She could get paid. She has been. She's been writing like sexual fan fiction about the two of us. Can she draw? Is she good with art? No, she's not good with art. So she didn't hear the art gene.

Nope, I got that from Dale. But she has good childbearing hips, so that that from Dale. She has good childbearing hips. Yeah, they're good childbearing hips for sure. Maybe if she has a little boy, he might get the gene that goes to the men in my family about being good at art. My grandma was good at art.

Talking about livestock. Is that really like... Man, son, she has nice childbearing hips. Is that just a way of saying nice ass? No. Or is that just like,, she has nice childbearing hips. Is that just a way of saying nice ass? No. Or is that just like, that's good for childbearing. She, she, like you see a really thin person.

Well, that's the reason we're attracted to, like naturally attracted to larger, you know, bodacious breasts. Because it's in us the evolutionary thing where it's like, oh, that's better for childbearing. I want my son to have big breasts like her. I mean, same with big breasts. It can feed more babies. Exactly. So it's like they hold more milk. No, I'm not a fucking pig.

I don't only date women with large chests and big asses because I'm a pig. It's evolutionarily, you know, I'm trying to be better for producing offspring. Hey. It's for horses. All shapes and sizes. Hey. It's for horses. All shapes and sizes. Hey. Only for men. For women,

definitely stick with the curvy hips and stuff. Oh, yeah. But please. If you're not working on your body for at least six hours during the day, I don't want to see you, bitch. Ladies, let's keep it below 100 pounds, okay?

Let's not get too crazy, all right? Let's keep it below, preferably below 80. But for the men, you can be 20 pounds. Be yourself. 20 pounds! 20 fucking pounds? I feel like just a head in a jar. That's just a dude with a head in a jar.

Like the dude that founded 8chan. Yeah. Oh, come on! Wait, what? Is he not 20 pounds? I don't know. I didn't weigh him. You didn't?

How did you weigh him? Picked him up and weighed him. And yeah, 22 pounds. Yeah, but. Fucking like the book. There's a copy of it sitting right here. Maybe we should read another little snippet in case people missed the last episode with Justin where we read a little snippet.

Okay. Super Mega Saves the Troops. Just a random page? Yeah. Super Mega Adventure Book number one. What if it's out of context? It doesn't make sense.

Well, then they'll have to read the book to hear the context. This feels awful. That's the copy that I glued like half the pages together for the photo shoot so that's why you can't read

from the first three chapters. together for the photo shoot so that's why you can't read from the first three chapters give us a little treat mcgee i'll give you a treat trick or treat read my book audiobook though is amazing um and as of this podcast the paperbacks are beginning to ship out you should be getting them momentarily uh and the hardcovers will be shipping out early January because those were still in production. And we actually only had about 3,000 hardcover copies. But the day we sold them out, we were like, you know what? Since they're still in production, it might take a little longer, but let's go ahead and just open up more hard copies and then print them based on how many people buy them so we could fulfill everyone. So read the audio book with the physical and it, you'll have a great time because you get to see the pictures and listen to the

narration with the sound effects and the music we added to the audio book. It's great. I have a little penis. It's it's, I do have a little penis, but I also have a little section in this book. Let's hear it. Feeling optimistic.

Matt turned his gaze to the open sea, watching the ocean fly past. Let's hear it. did, bud. We sure did. The duo sped up. Ryan whistled to the tune of In Da Club by 50 Cents as they stylishly crashed their boat onto a public beach, pulling off two front flips and a corkscrew spin before sticking the landing. The French just stood there, peering out of their droopy eyelids while judging as the French tend to do. Matt and Ryan were a bit confused by the reaction. Usually people applauded their efforts, especially ones so cool and awesome. Ryan, Matt said to get his friend's attention. People stopped clapping whenever America shows up on their shores. Don't mind them, Ryan said. They're just French. Matt grinned a giddy little grin. Well, at least they're not Italians. Everybody laughed, including the French people.

And he was right. Nobody on that beach was Italian, and they were all the better for it. The boy sauntered off, arm in arm, leaving the frogs behind. Beautiful. Beautiful. Yeah. I think that's one of my favorite passages in the book. At least they're not Italians.

They just arm in arm, leaving the frogs behind. It's such an interesting rhythm of a sentence, too. I'm just fucking jerking you off. I'm jerking myself off. I'm jerking you off, too, man. This is a mutual masturbation. I'm fucking proud of this thing.

I'm so proud of this, man. I'm proud of us that we did this. You know what? I want to brag for a second. I am proud of you and I for doing this this this is something we've always wanted to do i didn't ever think we'd actually do it because it's one of those big projects where it's like we always talk about it and like oh they're never gonna actually do that and we fucking did it and it turned out better than we ever expected the quality of it is incredibly insanely high i think it was explained really well by a fan i saw they said it was like one of the most legendary shit posts and like that's all yeah that's really what i wanted it to be is like this because it because it takes a lot some shit posts take a lot of work have you seen some of those some some of those

steven crowder tiktoks i was about to say when ben shapiro's debating yeah but um well i want to i want to we want to write more we want this to be a trilogy we really do we have we already have a lot of the story for the second uh general concept for the third one as well not we don't have the ending planned for the second one yet but we have basically just kind of like what we want to what we want to happen in it there's a big twist halfway through you guys are gonna love it and if you read the epilogue of Super Mega Saves the Troops, you will see exactly where the next book is going.

It's not just a funny little gag. No, it sets it up for the next one. So can you guess where we go in the next book, ladies and gentlemen? We're going somewhere special. Yeah, I don't want to give it away.

I don't want to give it away. But if you read the book, you can see, go grab the e-book. It's $4.99 on Amazon and you can get it on your Kindle or free with Audible

you get your first book free you sign up you get your first book free we're not sponsored right now in a couple episodes but it's only because this benefits us with our business and our book and if you sign up though for Audible you can do it through Amazon Prime I think

you get your first audiobook free and I think you get a credit every month too so if you, though, for Audible, you can do it through like Amazon Prime. I think you get your first audio book free. And I think you get like a credit every month, too. So if you have your credits for Audible, go get our book. It's incredible. Gino Samuel did an incredible job. People are raving about how good he did. And I couldn't agree more. I love him.

And he's he's fantastic, man. He is fantastic. And like here real quick, I can I can find some reviews of the audio book on on Audible. Here's what some people are saying about the audio book. Or actually, no, sorry. Here's what some people are saying about the book in general. I'm going to Amazon dot com. I'm going to Super Mega Saves the Troops, which because of you guys is number one uh in dark comedy when number one new release in dark humor wow thank you guys yeah audiobook is zero dollars with a membership trial um so so listen to this oh and if you buy the uh kindle version on amazon

it says you can add the ebookbook for just $7.47. We were going to make the e-book $3.99. I mean, the audio book. And then it turns out that Amazon does not let you price your own books. They decide for you. It's based on length. Right. So I don't know how much it is.

Like $10. But here we go. We have 73 reviews on Amazon. 4.9 out of 5 stars. And let's see. Let me read a few reviews from some of you guys real quick to give everyone else a little picture. Angela,

verified purchase, said, perfect read for the little American in your life. I've never felt as American as I did while reading this book. It has a special place right next to my grandfather's purple heart on my mantle. Sam said, the most red blooded American a book can get. Sick and tired of being called a Nancy boy by my stepfather,

I decided to take initiative for once in my life and picked up this book. As soon as I opened it on my Fire 7 tablet, 2019, the usually weak screen's brightness flared to cosmically high levels of light, instantly blinding everyone in the tri-state area and knocking me out cold. As I awoke, something felt different. I thought the light had blinded me, but I could still see. By God, I could see. Nothing escaped my eyes. I could make out every hair on President Joseph R. Biden from two states away.

Hell, my eyesight was so good it went around the earth. I could even see my own behind if I squinted hard enough. Astounded yet amazed, I made my way to my stepfather's office to rub in the new alpha feature I had acquired. Slamming the door open with enough force to tear it from its hinges, I found him on the ground sobbing into his pathetic little baby hands. I can't see. Oh God, that light. I can't see, he cried out, his nails beginning to draw blood from his sorry excuse for a face. My superior brain immediately grasped the situation. You go blind, James?

Could your weak little eyes not even handle a little flash? He gasped, realizing I had entered the room. Sam! Oh, thank God! Please, I can't see! Call an ambulance! He sobbed, blood pooling on the floor around his head. I laughed, giving him a loogie.

Sorry, old man. Looks like I'm in charge now, I exclaimed, leaving as quickly as Dale Earnhardt drove, winning his first race in the NASCAR circuit at the Southeastern 500 in 1979. So yeah, I'd recommend this book. That was beautiful. And then the next one I see is I Came. I came so hard.

Oh my God, it was so good and incredible. I wish I had more spunk, but alas, they took it all. Hats off. Let me see if I can find a real review of the book. I think those are going to be the reviews. I don't think anyone's going to sit down and write a book report.

Here's a real review, but it's long. Okay. Is it real? I'll skip around. For a short-term project that was done in a matter of months, Matt and Ryan crushed it. I read it in one day and can't wait to receive my paperback and hardback copies. Also, the illustrators deserve a shout out as well. The pulpy comic style

illustrations went perfectly with the story and the artist killed it. That is true. Shout out to all the fucking artists that worked on this book. Worked their little buns off. Fact. Big shout out to everyone. If you're one of the artists that worked on the book and you're listening to this, DM me on Twitter because I would like to send, Ryan and I would like to send a specialized copy to each one of you.

So we already ordered the books. Yeah, we have the books. We they're on the way right now. We're just going to get them all signed and sent out. But shout out to these artists. First of all, the cover art was by our good friend Shoe Pluck, who incredible. She did the cover art for DTF. She did a really cool Off Candy poster

and then of course, big special thanks to Don who y'all know because he does the channel artist yes, yeah, I'm thanking Don okay, just because y'all are in a little spat doesn't mean whatever, okay, well continue, you know how it gets with girls um, illustrations were by

listen to this, there's at Jordan Decay. Did incredible job. Yurik salad bar. Very, very cool little guy. Well, now a little guy. He's very little. He's probably three, nine.

Don. Oh, he's a four, three. Kibb. Sugar Pine Kibb. Dubner Art. Jimmy Carroll. Niff Yang. Inku San.

Kakaiba Studio. Brain Bugs. Nice Up Dog, who was on the podcast a couple episodes ago, Lex, Great Horn, Gloomy Gonza, Berkley Poulsen, and TheDark101, a.k.a. Cameron Sewell. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. Layton is, he doesn't want the artist to get credit. Also, and Yo Mama. Oh, and is this about how? Can I make this about me now? Yeah, you can make it about you here.

Okay, okay. Food's here. Food's here? Yeah, what did you guys order? I can bring it. Oh, sorry. That's a weird way to say ad reads. Yeah.

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Those the Kris Kringles? Yeah. Nice. Now I'm feeling nice and comfortable. Let those little piggies breathe. My piggies can fucking... Ah, the fresh air. The fresh air.

Wiggle those little things for me. Oh, he wiggling them, John. See this? I'm wiggling my toes. See this? Oh, man. All right. Well, I got something to talk about. Do you like my socks? I'm waiting for my toes. See this? Oh, man. Alright. Well, I got something to talk about.

Do you like my socks? I love your socks. They got fish on them. Yep. Yep. Are they DTF? I think so. Are they like Christmas-y? There's also a bear on them. Oh, it's a bear catching salmon. Hell yeah, it is. That's cute. I love those. Where'd you get them? Went to that sock store finally.

Just got a bunch of interesting socks. Like the one that was like, the one that is famous for being like on City Walk. Not famous, but it's on City Walk. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. They're also in like other malls and stuff too. I'm glad, man. I'm glad you got yourself. I love a good pair of socks.

I recently have been bored and I've just been rocking the black socks. Actually, Ryan, you'll like this Look at what brand I'm wearing And one I'm so proud of you Thank you I got these at Walmart This is amazing This is a big step for me

I'm like a proud Uncle Like a proud boy I mean my views do align with them I just don't like their haircuts uncle. Like a proud boy? You're a proud boy? I mean, my views do align with them. I just don't like their haircuts. Yeah, it's just a little bit too gay. They look a little too homosexual for me.

I want to talk about something, though. I want to talk about last night. Why? Just because I just want to talk about it. Okay. Last night was the very first time I ever went on stage and did music. And I did it with Frank Javsi DJing. Hi, I'm Chris singing along, doing his tracks.

And Jason But Justin doing his tracks too. Very last minute. Chris and Frank were doing a little show in Santa Ana and it was like a vaporwave show and they were practicing at my apartment. Frank was DJing on his little thingy playing some songs and Chris was

jumping around in my studio as if he was on stage like a fucking freak like, oh my grandma's in a casket now. That's one of his songs yeah okay that's actually the first words on his album uh which is a great album but then frank started playing one of my songs and then i was like okay i'll pretend to perform too and i did it like some like a couple of goofballs and then i was like when's this show they're like tomorrow night and i was like

can i come and they're like sure and i was like could i do a song and they were like sure because it seems like a pretty relaxed because i i was having i was having sex no no i was having dinner dinner with with very important clients who are from fox news i mm-hmm hey i respect that. And the Daily Report. Daily Wire. Sorry, sorry. Yeah, the Daily Wire. And some Crowder guy.

I haven't reached out to him. Did you have a good dinner though? Yeah. Ryan couldn't unfortunately make it to our show because it was so last minute announcement. I only announced that I was being a part of it like less than 24 hours before. And I didn't know it existed before, like literally the night before. And Ryan had already made dinner plans with some very important clientele.

Yeah. And I'm glad you did that actually because that's good for us with business. All I'm saying is tucker car you know i don't know tucker c you had dinner with a different tucker brother yeah let's just say that you talked everything nfts women money politics a lot of money talk a lot of women of course yeah we're gonna be going from making two billion dollars each every year like we are currently to making 10 billion dollars each every year fuck yep oh my god dude thank you and it's all from the patreon yeah and i don't think i want to post anything there you know sorry but yeah i it was so much

fun i'd never done music live i've've done, you know, shows with Ryan. I've done the super mega live podcast comedy, goofy junk drawing shit, but I'd never done. Okay, dude. Hey, buddy, that's what I do. I said it was goofy. Goofy's good. Is it? Yeah.

Are you saying what we did wasn't goofy? It sounds like when people walk out of a movie, they ask, how do you like it? And they go, oh, it was fun. It was fun. Goofy is, yeah, goofy can be a positive or a negative. If you say a movie was goofy, then it's like, ugh. You know, kind of goofy. Our comedy is goofy.

See, that works. When something is funny and you describe it as goofy, I think it works. Goofy. Goofy is a good thing to insult. Goofy,ofy's a good thing to insult You fucking goofball You're forgetting who had a solo show Ryan McGoggle's Guess what

No one fucking showed up So I'm glad that you had fun at your fucking concert Well dude I hope you and Justin And Frank and Chris had a really fucking great time buddy I did I had a blast Yeah

Crickets Crickets my man Do you still do it? Do you still do the show? No I wonder if people do that like if no one shows up Like alright let's still do the show I guess it's more practice

But yeah I did all my stuff off of ouch not everything from us but a couple songs and then i did like four i tuned in for like about half an hour i was like on the ride home thanks dude i was so i had you in front of my face while one one we one hand on the wheel one hand on my phone right putting right in front of my face using sound to travel on the highway because you also didn't well like you get a little car so you could see out of your peripheral the road going by so you had to do it so your whole vision was the phone and i really i really appreciate that for real it's very it meant when i saw that you texted me and said that you had seen some of

it it made my heart warm it really did mean a lot to me i'm serious i was like oh my god ryan saw it and we uh yeah i did a couple new songs that aren't out yet. And the crowd was wild. They had such a good energy. I'm sure some people listening right now were there. Maybe some people I talked to after the show. You guys were fucking awesome. I couldn't have imagined a better first show ever. And Justin was even more last minute with it.

Like two hours before the show, it was kind of like, hey, do you want to like do one song or something? And he like i don't know i don't know and then finally he agreed he's like yeah you know i'll do it and he said it wasn't even nervous and he got on stage he had never been on stage before and he was up there being like los angeles makes a fucking noise and he was fucking his stage presence was unbelievable and he did all of his fucking he did all his tracks with chris like depression nap they they did did a new incredibly hard rap song about Crocs that the crowd was going crazy. There was a mosh pit during that one.

They opened up the pit and people fucking punching each other. It was wild. It's fucking Matt Watson. Thanks, Justin. I fucking love you. Thanks, Justin. Hey, put your hands up. Justin, you don't have to scream.

It's a microphone. You can just speak normally. He was incredible. Everyone was. Chris fucking. Chris. Hi, I'm Chris. Bo Twizzle on Twitter.

Has an incredible stage presence. Frank shit his pants, but luckily he was wearing his diaper. No, it was so much fun, though. And I want to thank everyone who came because I came for sure and I just fucking I had a blast and I didn't realize how much of a workout doing music on stage is

I was the only one drenched in sweat see I was fucking I looked like the crypt keeper because I was so sweaty you gotta get your fucking endurance game up but even with my endurance I don't know why I was sweating so much eat more. Eat more.

I need to just eat. Get more energy. Just shove it down my throat. Food is energy. Food is friend. Can I just drink gasoline? That's energy. Food good.

But it was so much fun. And everyone seemed to vibe with the new stuff that's not out yet. And it really encouraged me to release it. And Justin fucking killed his lines. it was just fun we just threw it back and forth chris would do a song i'd do a song frank he told an audience member to shut the fuck up he did yeah justin yeah he got a little there's one part of the show and audience member was like i love you justin and he just lost it i don't know he'd just been having a bad day, maybe. And he fucking.

I think it was because he was interrupting, like, I think a part of the song that Justin really. Boy, it wasn't during the song. It was in between songs. It was kind of quiet. Really? Everyone was cheering. He goes, I love you, Justin. Justin said, what the fuck?

Dude, shut the fuck up, you fucking cunt. And he pulls the guys in the front. Justin fucking slapped him in the ear. Like really hard in the ear, which is not a fun place to be slapped see it sounded a lot less serious when layton told me about it no but you know layton tells things layton always tells stories completely differently he definitely tells a lot of stories he tells a lot of stories man fucking filling my ears with those stories every day um it was it was it was not even bedtime nope i'm like late and save it for fucking bedtime brother how many stories you got brother he has more stories than anyone i've ever met

you know stories are perfect for bedtime yeah have you ever thought of sleep like do you think that like that's what stories were it's just a way to like kind of i guess it soothes some people but like is it also like a way to bore you yeah Yeah. Like a droning white noise. And that's why it's great because Layton's stories put me right to sleep when I hear them. Ah, but again, not bedtime. Not bedtime. So not good. Not good for productivity. Mm-hmm.

But I had a great time jumping around. I got really sweaty, screaming into the mic. I could not hear myself or what anyone else was saying. I could hear you. Well, yeah. And see here's what the thing when i was singing i couldn't hear myself and when i can't hear myself it's a little hard for me to stay on key because i can't really also because chris would sing my songs with me but he would harmonize so he would sing them in a completely different like pitch that would be different from my thing and that would kind of throw me off because he's throwing shade at chris no he did an incredible job because being able to harmonize

with a song on the spot takes some talent. So why couldn't you do it? Why couldn't you harmonize with your own song? Because I had to sing the way it regularly goes. Why? I'd be like, come over whenever you want to. And he'd be like, come over whenever you want to. He'd mix it up

and I'd hear that. But because the speakers are facing out people were having fun regardless i know but this is just shit that you're thinking i couldn't hear myself so i'm not saying everything everyone there was jumping up having a fucking yeah they fucking dropped y'all were great you guys were great and i cannot wait to do more shows i'd love to do a tour sometime next year if i once i have more music but love you all thank you for coming i can't wait to do more. Now. Bye.

How was the Ryan McGoggle show? Huh? I told you no one fucking came. I know, but how was it besides that? I didn't perform. I just sat there, had a few drinks, drove home, blitzed. Of course. I mean, he has a bad knife.

And I'm angry. I'm swerving all over the highway. Road rage. Yeah. Throwing Coke he has a bad knife. And I'm angry. I'm swerving all over the highway. Road rage. Yeah. Throwing Coke cans at passerbys. Hey, what else are you going to do, man? No one shows up to your show. Also, shout out.

If I had a wife. Oh, thank God you don't. That would have been a bad night for her. Good night for you, though, to get some anger out. She would have gotten a fucking earful. She, you know. My she would have gotten a fucking earful she she and you know my face would have been red she would get upset because you know she'd get upset because obviously the you know the violence but it's like you know what she just needs to understand that you just

have to vent and let out some anger sometimes and she's supposed to be there for it so yes you know uh but uh also shout out to apparently there were like 20 30 people that came to get tickets at the door and were turned away because it was a capacity so uh if any of you guys drove from like la or san diego to santa ana for that and couldn't get in apologies you only missed a very historical moment uh that's weird matt matt texted me that you know he said some people couldn't make it in and then cry laughing emoji last night dude no we actually were only at half capacity i just told the promoters like let don't don't let him in don't let him in you did it with

that grin on your face too i said if anyone's if anyone's wearing super mega merch turn them away except if they're hot babes. Be like, oh, capacity just dropped a little bit. One guy went outside to go pee. So now, you know, we can let some hot babes in. Every babe at that show is fucking smoking fine. I'll tell you what. Yeah.

It's fucking honeys there. Damn. Just kidding. The show was all ages, so I can't confidently say every babe was smoking there. Some kid interviewed me. He asked me before the show. A I can't confidently say every babe was smoking there. Some kid interviewed me. He asked me before the show. A kid can't be a babe. So thus a babe.

You're only talking about the babes. Right, right. Which babe means woman over 18. No, it means woman over 35. Yep. And there were a lot of them there. Well, this this kid interviewed me for like his record label. He has with his friends or something.

He's like, can we do an interview after the show? I was like, sure. So after the show, he got out his little iPhone 4 and had his friend film, and he interviewed me and asked me a bunch of meme questions. They say, my name Jeff, correct? Yeah, literally questions exactly like that. Really? Yeah, and there was like 20 people watching. So Crazy Frog's penis, any comment? He asked me

my favorite Dale moment, then he got the crowd to chant, fuck you, Dale, and today's my father's birthday, so. Did you wish him a happy birthday? Not yet. Why not? What do you mean not yet? It's fucking 10. He stays up late? How late uh about this time yeah he didn't call me this year for my birthday did he not i don't maybe he probably did i don't know he doesn't

he's not very good at remembering birthdays and i text him at least happy birthday i can call him right now i can call him right now now. He's going to hate that this is on the podcast. It's for the podcast. He interviewed me, asked me a bunch of meme questions. He asked me a couple serious questions, but then would cut me off with another meme question. But overall, it was fun. But then he asked if I could sign his penis.

And I was like, you're 18? He's like, no, I'm 16. And I found out he was actually 16. So I got interviewed by a 16 year old and memed around. And I did not sign his penis. Good. Because he's. He was trying to set you up.

He was. And it was on camera too. What's this guy's deal? He's probably just going to grow up to be a pedophile. You know, and a racist. Yeah. I just got that vibe from him. He's going to listen to this gonna listen to speak what the fuck

oh my god i was super chill yeah he was so nice to me in person he he was he was nice he was nice he was he was he was uh he looked like a little surfer boy that had a little he had a nice suit on was he little no he was he was average height but his hair was kind of like the you know the dude in the video that's like the key to a perfect bowl cut. Just don't sweat it. It's kind of like that. Uh-uh. Not as bowl cut-ish.

It was more like formed out, but. He had a bowl cut? He had a surfer bowl cut? It kind of was a bowl cut. He was blonde, yeah. Was he big and muscular? I forgot the name of whatever their little record label was, though. Was he wearing a tank top and a swimsuit?

No, he was wearing a fucking suit with a shirt tucked in. A suit? It was a pretty good drip. I did tell him before the show. I was like, I like your drip. Was it like an oversized suit? Or was it like a very well-fitting suit? It was a nice fitting suit. It wasn't like a full suit. It was like a casual suit jacket with some trousers tucked in. So like Yodo dinner party. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can I call my dad? Yeah. Wish him a happy birthday. But he can't know that he's on the podcast. Okay. Because he'd be fucking furious. He'd be pissed. Gotta let him know that I love him and I'm thinking about him. Hey, Matt.

I was sleeping. Oh, I'm sleeping, Matthew. Come on, Dad. But if he doesn't pick up, I could say, I did call you. Yeah, exactly. So this isn't out. Hi, you b******. Who's that?

Oh my God, I called Danny. hi you who's that oh my god i called danny his name is next to my dad's name my phone and i guess i clicked danny danny danny yeah danny whose voice was that uh i'm guessing someone else to do his voicemail so if someone calls it they won't know it's him oh interesting so i could probably bleep out the the first six numbers of his phone number oh my god well i wish that he had picked up because hello dad hey matt i can be your daddy uh okay sorry they're next to each other my phone i guess my big sausage fingers hit that that would have been fucking gold if he picked up here i'm calling dad. Why would Danny ever pick up? He didn't see. He doesn't like me to pick up. You motherfucker. It's not a wig.

Sorry, it's a... If there's another term for it, that's better. It's a hairpiece. A hairpiece. It's a long toupee. Dan's calling me back. Hey, Dan. Hello, Matt Watson.

What's up, dude? How are you, bud? I'm doing fantastic, Danny. I actually called you by accident because, see, it's my dad's like 63rd birthday. And dad is right next to Danny in my phone. So I clicked Danny instead of dad. So if you had picked up, I would have been very like, dad?

I didn't want you to find out this way. Well, now I know and I'm actually very happy about that. But yeah, I hope you're doing great, Dan. I'm actually in the middle of doing something, recording something with Ryan, so I got to get running. But you know what? Happy birthday anyway. Just for whenever

your birthday is, this will count. So if I forget to tell you on your birthday, happy birthday, you can remember that I got it out of the way already. I really appreciate that, man. Thank you so much. Of course, man. Hope you're doing well. I'll talk to you soon. Alright, have a good night. You too. Bye, Ryan. Bye.

Alright. Well, hey! Sorry, I was just pattering my wig. Come on! I'm just kidding, Danny. It's not a wig. It's a hairpiece. Woo! Just imagine.

Feel a little goofy, brother? I feel like I'm on some goofballs right now. Me too. I'm on the goofballs! That's what we should call ourselves. Hey, you finally had the apple pan. I did! The pin pineapple apple pan. And here is review

after these. Did we already do a second ad read? Nope. Let's do it. Okay. After these ads. Wow. I'm blown away every time. Yeah. The ads just, they are something else, man. They're so great. It's something that just, when I hear it, it bright music is so fitting it is it's always so fitting and it's not the same five tracks that i use in every single ad read and it's in there and it's not

the same unfitting five tracks because they were the first tracks i found on youtube audio like passable yeah but um um you we went to the Apple Pan and that finally had it. And so I want to, you got both of the burgers. I got both burgers. There's the hickory burger and the steak burger. That's all they got. I want to hear your review. I loved it.

You didn't get any pie. I know because they have apple, cherry, boysenberry, chocolate, and pecan. Pecan pie is so good. It is really good, but I had already set myself up to be in the mood for apple pie or cherry or boysenberry like some fruit pie and uh they were all out of it and like when you really want like fruit pie and you think of pecan pie it just doesn't you know doesn't hit the same so but i had both burgers your little boy ate it all um you were very proud of me i i ate the whole thing do you have a which one is better and for what reason?

It was hard. It was fucking delicious. Yeah. The bun was interesting because for me, the biggest part of a burger is usually the bun. It's what I like. I like a really soft kind of sticky bun. And these weren't like that. These were almost like a little toasted, right?

Like it's got a little bit of a crunch to it almost, like the bread. And I liked it a lot. I don't know which one i liked more the hickory burger had a really good sauce is the steak burger the one with like the relish yeah that one had like an apple relish on it and it was really good i really like the steak burger a lot that might have been my favorite if i had to go right now and get one i'd get the steak burger i think i always have to get to jack black's favorite restaurant oh deservedly deservedly so. It's delicious. I could eat three of those burgers. I could eat four.

Oh, no. Remember, I ordered Starbucks on the podcast. It's been sitting outside. Oh, shit. Go get it. Go get it. Run, Matt. Run.

I'm running. Matt is currently not running. He lied to everyone. He is walking casually to the front door, just opened it. And we're not even that far from the front door, actually. Where we record the podcast is just a few steps away. So it wasn't even at a brisk pace that he walked. I just want you to know that Matt Watson is not being honest.

And your time, you're being ripped off, okay? This is a scam. I'm back with my Starbucks. What? What? I just found out Layton's apparently gay. What? Yeah. That's a surprise to me. I had no idea.

He should have told us that before we hired him. Anyway. Can you come up on the background, Shaq? Sorry, I have to go air drop Justin a video from the brand new The Guys Get a Christmas Tree 5. Keep them entertained. Guys, get a Christmas tree five. Keep them entertained.

What's up, everyone? Been a while. Things I'm excited for. The new Spider-Man movie. I'm going to see that. Thursday. It's going to be great. Se seeing it a little earlier in the day I'm in the middle of the Halo Infinite campaign

having a decent time do kind of miss the the purposeful direction of a linear story with a variety of open areas like Halo 3 wow

or any like Combat Ev to any of them really and so this open world one is interesting would have been cool to have like different weather or biomes but don't want to act all spoiled i guess because i'm having fun still the multiplayer is is a hoot with friends and even by your mostly big team battle that's where I feel like the sandbox feels the best 4v4 just feels too sweaty although I do it is fun to to sweat with your friends sometimes what else finally took my bike out and what seemed like forever like my my motorcycle so that was good filled up the tank you know with some delicious new gas gasoline as the as the ancient hebrews once uh said just a short ride though. But it was fun nonetheless. Got to try out a new helmet.

Yippee yippee. I'm a little more safe out there. I'm excited to go home. To see my friends. To see my family. It's going to be I'm lifting my arms up and I'm pumping them up and down. I'm going

this is like an excited. I am very excited to see everyone. It's going to be good. But it's crazy that another year has gone by. They go by fast. But hey, I still think a lot is done in a year in terms of like, like what I've been able to accomplish in my ventures. My lemonade stands are

now across the whole fucking United States. Some popping up in China, which is fantastic. The Chinese aren't that big of a fan of my lemonade quite yet, but those stands are classic American. Yeah. What's up, bro? I had to find, I had like four

videos on my phone. It's the piss cam when I went piss in the Home Depot. And Justin's like, I don't think Tucker filmed this part. And I was like, oh, I did. Yeah. So I had to get him the piss cam, but now he has it. How's Justin look? Does he look like a well-spirited?

Does he look ready to attack the day? Nope. He looks like a broken husk of a man. When you talk to him, does he go, oh. He went, I have to edit this video. He did? Is that what he said? He's like, I thought you guys were going to edit this video.

And I said, no, Justin, you're going to edit this video. And then he started crying. Then I walked out. No, he seemed in very high spirits to edit this video and i said no justin you're gonna edit this video and then he started crying when i walked out no he seemed uh in very in very high spirits to edit this video he was just hanging out with his good friend chris who's at the office right now we'll get him on the next episode of the podcast or some shit maybe the episode after i don't know when the christmas one comes out so uh sebo though we'll get him on uh one of the one of the performers from last night the christmas one would be the next one right okay so we'll get him on uh one of the one of the performers from last night the christmas one would be the next one right okay so we'll get him on the one after the christmas yeah fucking fantastic his music is great have you listened to it what dude do you think i listen to people like him i didn't i don't like listening to his music italian yeah he's very italian lives in fucking

brooklyn brooklyn baby one one Italian who's made decent music. He's from fucking Jersey. Yeah, exactly. Can't. Bruce Springsteen? Nope. Fuck off. People get mad when they find out I don't like Bruce Springsteen.

I haven't listened to his solo stuff. I've listened to the stuff that he's done with Justin and Frank. Bruce Springsteen? No Chris Who else would I be talking about? Bruce Springsteen? Why would I be talking about Bruce Cause I was talking about Bruce Springsteen Why would I be talking about Bruce Springsteen Jerry?

You bitch! Yeah dude Frank and Justin did a killer track of Bruce Springsteen Fucking popped off Um but yeah you know Chris is Chris The stuff he did with justin and frank is good but you gotta listen to his solo stuff good no no no it's great but i mean like his solo stuff great his solo stuff is awesome you gotta listen but see no i i didn't mean to tell justin i'm not frank i'm not meaning no no i didn't mean that at all what i'm saying is like

there's that stuff's really good. And if you like it, you should listen to his actual album. Cause it is fucking fire. So it's really good. He makes all his own beats and shit. And they're very, uh,

pots and pans. I kind of like mine a little bit. Yeah. He bangs on pots and pans. He breaks sticks. He, uh, we're like,

you use it like a lot of just like in like interesting sounds, I guess is a good one of those shakers, the eggs. Um, and the only real instrument he has is a glockenspiel. I'll go back and just sing some ouch songs. Do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do-do.

The best song off ouch, you know? Hey, there's this website where I can be myself. Yep, that's the Tumblr song 2015 baby awful that's awful dude it's just cringy to me now because it's like because it's very of that era of like stupid sjws so it's just kind of like 19 year old me hey you know what i was 19 you were like 20 21 21 we were coming up on youtube we were we were with the trends you know different time

hey it paid to be racist i wouldn't say we're racist in that no no no we were we were maybe we're not racist we were we i the criticisms. The criticisms of Tumblr were valid in that. Black SpongeBob? Black SpongeBob. That's a classic sketch which YouTube removed for obvious reasons. Yeah. For hate speech. Well, it wasn't hate speech.

No. They removed it for hate speech. It actually might have been a copyright thing. No, I'm saying it wasn't hate speech. But it might have gotten removed for hate speech. It did get removed. So did our... I don't know what happened to the 100,000 subscriber video on Kids with Problems.

It starts out where you're clipping the grass with the scissors. Oh. And you spit the milk out. And then we go to the Holocaust Museum. There's that classic frame you had. Did you post that frame? I posted it on the channel, I think. Yeah, you posted a little clip of it on the channel.

Wait, I totally forgot. I think it's just called Milk.mp4. That's an upload on our channel. I love shit. I want a shit post on the channel more. There it is. 290,000 views. It's just how it gets all over your upper eyelids. It's like my eyelids.

For me, it's also my lips. Like, it looks like I'm wearing just white lipstick. It looks like you have, like, clown makeup on. Insane. Man. It's called commitment, baby. You can rock any fucking hairstyle, dude. What?

Short hair or long hair. I'm jealous. Okay, I'm watching it in slow-mo trying to actually figure out how it ended up. Listen here, boy. So can you. No, my hair's awful right now, dude. Uh-uh.

It's fucking long and bulky. I gotta, I gotta... That's just your own interpretation of it. No one ever likes their own appearance. When you go to Spider-Man, I'll probably go get a haircut. Actually, I... I wonder if they're open on call

and schedule a haircut right now. I can try to sneak you in. I can, like, dress, like, as..., as I can like add, let's say 300. No, no. I can add like quote unquote 300 pounds to my person, you know, stuff you in the stomach. They're not going to fat shame you. No. You know, that'd be not okay.

I saw this thing where that's how some friends snuck into a movie theater. They actually did that? It worked? It's like a fat suit type deal. What? And they all like intricately were's like a fat suit type deal. What? And they all intricately were like splayed out. What? Yeah.

It actually worked? Yeah. Apparently. I don't know. It could have just been like for a meme. You know, at least once in history, two kids have gotten into an event as two kids in a trench coat.

And that's where that, do you think that's where that originally happened? And it's actually happened. You know it's had to have happened. You know? Who are you calling? Who am I calling? Yeah. Ghostbusters. No, you're not. Yeah, I am. I've got a ghost to have happened. You know? Who are you calling? Who am I calling? Yeah.

Ghost busters. No, you're not. Yeah, I am. I've got a ghost in my house. No, you don't. Ghosts aren't real. I'm trying to get rid of the ghost in the office. Ghosts don't exist.

Why is Ryan so close-minded? Speaking of close-minded, that's my haircut place. They were closed. Wow. I was seeing if I could just get a quick appointment. Because maybe tomorrow. I'll have to bleep something out. Mm-mm.

Okay, they don't say anything in the message. My haircut place ain't too, ain't secret. I go to D's Cuts in Long Beach. Oh, I heard they fucking, in a good way, they fuck people's shit up. They fuck your shit up. I think that's something good. They fuck your shit up. D's Cuts is fucking.

I want to get my shit fucked up You know D's cuts with a Z We told this story On Sonic Mania We didn't tell it on the podcast though Not the podcast Oh my god Ryan tell it

That should be the fucking thumbnail for this week Ladies and gentlemen This is big So y'all remember even back in the beginning of super mega uh-huh i don't know it's probably not before maybe even before but i remember you like talking to the fans like complaining like man you've ryan you've been saying these nuts like like these nuts since i've fucking known you. And this was back in even 2017 you were saying this. This might have even been 2016.

Yeah. Because we've known each other for... A really different decade. Since 2015. Have you been saying... There's going to come a point in the next few years on SuperMega where you can be like, I've been saying these nuts for a decade. These nuts.

These nuts, sorry. But continue. Chad tried to correct me. I remember that on Twitterez Nuts for a decade. Deez Nuts. Deez Nuts, sorry. But continue. Chad tried to correct me. I remember that on Twitter you tried Deez Nuts and I think I responded too. I was like, this guy, come on. He's coming into town in two days, by the way. Oh, really? We'll get him on the podcast.

Okay. He wants to hang out. Fuck yeah. Awesome. Tomorrow, actually. So, Matt, Jason and I are going to the Joji show. And Jason loves Joji. Jason's a big Joji head. Yes.

He's a big filthy Frank head. And so are we. I think I have more of my fan base or whatever revolves around his music since I didn't watch Filthy Frank back in the day. But you did, I know. Right. He did as well. In high school, my friends showed me Filthy Frank and I loved Filthy Frank's videos. And you could tell earlier videos of mine and Super Mega, there's a lot of inspiration from Filthy Frank.

And I just really like those videos. It's actually kind of what got me into making YouTube sketches again and on kids with problems that's kind of why I started up again was because Filthy Frank just looked fun and I was like I want to make videos like you know fun ones um but you didn't never watch Filthy Frank no now looking

back at Filthy Frank I just got into him through Joji the quality is like so low like the like production quality quality that's what makes it i know i know i just never even but when i watched it earlier i never realized that the production quality was that low it's because you don't expect like you remember like you go back to like early smosh you don't think anything of it because you're just like entertained you're like you're more excited that people are doing this shit you're excited that people are being creative and in a certain way successful in about it through watching the

quality go up like when the smosh brothers when the smosh brothers moved into like their house or whatever that dang pink guy yeah yeah dude uh last night real quick before you finish last night, real quick before you finish, last night when we were getting me, Frank. Hold up. I'll let you finish. Hey, Kanye West. Yes. Yay. Before we were getting into my car to drive to Santa Ana for the show and me, Frank, Justin and Chris.

Justin was like, from this point on, we shall be known as the Music Brothers. And I was like, that's the fucking best band name. Hey, what's up? We're the Music Brothers. Brothers is such a funny fuck it's always great adding brothers to the end of something the cum brothers yes all right finish your story though because this is unreal and this might have to be the thumbnail for the podcast actually we're going to see joji justin and i arrive it's at the, which is right near the Staples Center. It's downtown LA.

Yeah. It's cold outside. There's also like an ice rink around. People are ice skating. And Matt says it'll be 14 minutes and that he just took an edible. And I'm like, why did I take this edible?

Well, you wanted to have fun at the JoJo's. Well, it's because my, my original lift, uh, kept getting canceled. Yes.

So finally, while I was waiting because I was waiting so long during that wait is when I remembered I had edibles. So I had half of an edible and I texted Ryan because I know Ryan's a connoisseur of marijuana. And I don't I don't frequently take edibles. But when I do, I want to brag and show off how cool it is that I'm using marijuana. So I said, Daddy just took an edible for the show. Here's proof. Here are the DMs. I'm leaking the DMs.

Okay, put them up. And then you were like, fuck. This is the YouTube version, of course. Right, right, right. And then you were, you said. What? When I said daddy just had an edible. Oh, yes.

I got jealous and I was like, fuck fuck i need to get me some smokies or something so i looked up a dispensary that was close i was like okay it has to be in walking distance there there was it was about 10 minutes walking distance from the staples center so i asked justin like would you be upset if we walk there and walk back i can get i can just get some edibles to enjoy the joji show yeah he threw he threw a tantrum but after he threw a tantrum he began he understood he he gave him a sucker yeah he pieced it out yeah justin threw a little temper tantrum on the ground this time he doesn't it's not always on the ground but this one was on the ground so we we finally walk there we walk to the dispensary show up we're showing the

the entrance person our ids and justin pauses with his id and goes you know i'll wait outside i'm like okay buddy he goes to marijuana scares him yeah he is scared to death of marijuana that boy is frightened by the stare did a number smell the the look of it the taste of the concept of it yeah but yeah dare did fuck that boy up 100 amongst other things yeah amongst us yeah you know hey right come on nice yes uh anyways us so i go there, get the edibles. I'm going over to checkout, like where the register is. And who is over, just standing over there. Just standing. Just, just, it's almost like he came in from the side.

From the heavens. From the heavens. Was Welvin DeGrate. It was literally, it was legitimately Welvin. Welvin DeGrate. And I'm just like, I get starstruck. Of course. And I get the edibles and I go back to checkout and the guy that's running that, he's just standing there next to the register.

And I go, is it okay to take a picture? And it was. Welvin came around the counter, stood there, you know, put up. At first, he wasn't putting up really a smile or anything. But the guy taking the picture, I can't remember exactly. I think he was like, say, biscuits and gravy. It was oatmeal and raisin. I don't know what it is.

Oatmeal and gravy. Yeah, I don't know what it was. Biscuits and raisins. It was something like it was something like that. And like he kind of like well then chuckled and said whatever it

was. Then right afterwards went these nuts. And I was like, I was glowing and I saw the guy like right after he said these nuts. So like the picture that I And I saw the guy like right after he said D's nuts. So like the picture that I am showing on the YouTube version right now. Is that pure happiness. Pure happiness after Welvin said D's nuts.

Under that mask, you got a big ass smile. It's on my Twitter too, but. You should make it the thumbnail for this week's podcast. Just that picture? Yeah, just that picture of you and Welvin. It was crazy how many stars had to align. Right. Because if I hadn't texted Ryan that I had taken

an edible, he wouldn't have walked to the dispensary. Wouldn't have been jealous. If my lift hadn't cancelled, I wouldn't have taken an edible. If Joji wasn't playing on the 9th. Or if we had gone to see him on the 10th because he was doing two shows. That's right. Wouldn't have met Welvin. You know? If you didn't have a crippling, debilitating marijuana

addiction. Exactly. Get some help for that. It wouldn't have. Hey, no, it led me to Welvin. God put marijuana in my life. Legitimately, God put marijuana in my life so I could meet Welvin. You would not have met Welvin if God did not put marijuana in your life. End of story. So it's all worth it. Everything's worth it.

Every little fucking butterfly effect has led in your life has led up to you meeting Welvin. Yes. Everything. My life is done. i've completed my character that was your character hero's journey your your character story is done so the story can continue on without you this character is deceased the story will continue it's crazy dude i cannot fucking believe you met welvin and i'm i'm waiting outside the novo and ryan met up with ryan yet and i see ryan walking up and he goes hey guess who i saw and i'm like who and i'm thinking it's probably one of our friends that we ran into pulls out his phone i look at it and my eyes bulged out of my

head like a fucking pug i was like what what and you got literally, his lips and teeth and tongue formed the words, these nuts. And the vibrations directly from those entered your eardrums and touched your body. Unfortunately, they weren't live photos the dude took. So I don't have, because I would have been able to hear it. Oh. Because it comes with the audio. You know what? I think maybe it's more special that way.

It's only just you got it, man. Yeah. You have that in here now. No, actually, in here. I'm not lying. He did say deez nuts. No, I totally believe him. Like, because that's what the people want.

The people want Welvin to say deez nuts. Got it. God. That was so awesome. And the show was great. The show was great. But was that the high point of your night over the show? Was meeting Welvin?

Yes. It's okay to say that. I think that. It would be for me, too. I was introduced. I remember listening to Nectar, but I guess I didn't connect with the song as much. There were a couple, yeah. Mr. Hollywood that I really liked.

I added that and then Pretty Boy. Mr. Hollywood was one of my favorite ones off Nectar. And so was... It might be my favorite now. I think my favorite's Afterthought, but he didn't do that one live. The one with Benny. I got a very big crush on Benny. She's my celebrity crush.

Is she? Yeah. She's a key. Benny Hanna? She lives in New Zealand. Dude, it's no. It's not Benny Hanna. It's a restaurant. Not a girl. I She lives in New Zealand. Dude, it's no. It's not Binihana. It's a restaurant.

Not a girl. I kind of got a crush on Binny, though. She has a nice voice. They have nice grills. What? Oh, no, dude. You're talking about the fucking Japanese hibachi place? Stop it.

The chain? The chain who the founder of Binihana went to jail for fraud? Stop. And his son is Steve Aoki. Whoa, what did he do to you, buddy? Steve Aoki's his son. What did he do to you, pal? What did he do to me? I'm sorry. Made piss-poor quality hibachi.

Yeah, he did. It's not the best. I tried it once. Puh. Puh. Puh-tah. You think Benny Han is awesome? Fuck you. No, go to a real hibachi place. Miyabi's. Miyabi's. Yamato's. Oh. Are those chains? Or are those just local places in South Carolina? Chains around the South.

Those are delicious. I don't know how far they go, but Miabi's is my favorite. Hey man, you and I should go, just you and me, go out and get some hibachi soon to like celebrate the year, the end of the year. Okay. Hey, I could teen up. Or start of the, start of 2022, we can go out, you and I have a little. We both need the teen up.

Yeah, we got to teen up. Not teenagers. Protein. Protein. We gotta get protein. We're teening up. Hey man, let's get some teen. Bro, I got so much teen this weekend. Holy shit.

What? Yeah, dog. Stop. Stop. He's already dead. Teen up the ass, dog. Stop. Stop, stop. He's already dead. Can't up the ass, bro. But yeah, yeah.

You like the Simpsons meme? What Simpsons meme? Stop, stop. He's already dead, bro. Oh, okay. We got a Simpsons couch in the podcast room now. I didn't see it, actually. Good.

What's the other? Real quick, the other Joji song I really like on the album is uh um penis michael i'm kidding it's not penis michael dude wait nectar real quick i like the song um where is it where is it like you. No one loves me like you do. Everyone, I don't matter now. That one's really good. What's your favorite Joji song? Real quick before we end. I like Worldstar Hip Hop.

Attention. Attention? That's why I was so happy that he played it. Is that one with Diplo? Doom, doom. Gonna kill you just a little bit. I don't actually know that one. Do you know that? It's good.

I listened to that so many times when I was feeling sad back in the day. Joji's good sad music. All right, everybody. Well, thank you for listening to this epic episode of super mega cast uh we got some cool stuff coming up the rest of the year and then 2022 boy howdy uh we got some cool stuff coming your way as well uh so get excited for the wait uh 16 17 18 19 20 get excited for the seventh year of super mega coming up uh in just a bit the seventh year ryan isn't that crazy we're coming up on the seventh year of super mega

right 2016 17 18 19 20 21 yeah seventh year it's coming up ridiculous it's awesome i'm wait seven seventh not seven anniversary but the seventh year okay okay i was like no way wait but we did kind of start no it'll be the sixth anniversary coming up it'll be the seventh year yeah damn we gotta do something special for the first six that's wild man it's going by really fast I remember when Game Grumps hit five and I was like damn like they're old and then when they hit seven I was like damn and now it's like we're already past five also shout out to

whoever was on the fucking game awards like front row with the super mega merch that was awesome they showed them several times zooming in multiple times yeah shout out to whoever that was. We were watching live. We were watching live.

And we saw you live. And we were like, oh, look, it's Super Mega. Whoa. So we did see you. And like. We noticed right away. Before people pointed it out on the subreddit. We saw it like live and we freaked out.

Just know. Yeah, just know. We were watching you live. We noticed you. God, and I'll tell you what. And you looked beautiful. One last thing. Jeff Keighley. That man can give some. God, and I'll tell you what. And you looked beautiful. One last thing. Jeff Keighley.

That man can give some sloppy toppy. I'll tell you what right now. Fucking after the Game Awards. Because we were at, we were next door to the Game Awards at the Joji concert. And afterwards, I met up with him in the parking lot. Gave him a $20 bill. God damn it. He sucked the soul out of me.

He even got up under the foreskin. He did this thing where he put his tongue up between my penis and the foreskin and went around in circles like that. Awesome. Dude, he makes little he like goes He blows raspberries on the dick. Yeah. Well, he does that on my gooch because it tickles and I laugh.

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