supermegashow - EP 276 - The Late Night Van Christmas Special

Episode Date: December 22, 2021

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Hopefully, if their shit's working, their heat. How warm are you, bro? Not warm at all. It's 46 degrees. Or it's 48, but it feels like 46. You can see my breath in this podcast. It'll be colder when we head home to South Carolina. I'm heading home in two days. I was supposed to be heading out today, technically on the 17th, but we got more Super

Mega work to do, so I pushed my flight back a day. But everybody, ladies and gents, welcome back to Super Mega Cast, Snowy Mega Cast, and welcome to another episode where we are doing it in the van and before anything goes too out of control this is a special podcast this is this does not declare that we are going to be doing live action from this point onward because a lot of people got confused the last time we did live action that will be in 2022 the live action the permanent live that's almost done we just need the fucking purple curtains and the lights i i'm i'm waiting on them purple curtains we just need the purple curtains and we need the couch the seats everything we got it all that we got this we got the furniture we just need the the last decorations the logo and the lights and the lights lights, Jackson's handling,

and he's been talking to some professional that's coming in and measuring the room and getting lights set up. But when we're back from, like, our little Christmas holiday break in 2022, early January, that's, like, the I'm going hard on, like, we're not doing anything until this set is done and we're ready to go because i'm ready to get this live action podcast rolling it because it's good it's definitely gonna feel different than what this usually feels like i'm like i am aware there's a camera but it doesn't feel all too different no it's something also that you get used to like right now over time i've

already pretty much forgotten that i'm on camera for a second and i think that the less we like hone in on that there'll be some times where we probably try to do an audio joke but it doesn't really land because we're like oh wait a second you can see us but you you're always like we can black the screen out black the screen out and like when i do this and shoot you in the face right you, no! See? It worked perfectly. I just put away my gun when the screen went black. And for you audio listeners, you had no idea. You had no idea that it wasn't just

a perfectly flawless joke. Yeah. Because the last time we did this, it was for Spooky Megacast where we did it in the van. Spooky Decorations by Leighton. By Leighton. And Leighton also got this set up.

And you guys liked it a lot, but a lot of people were like, oh, wow, they gave up that quick? It's like, no, that was just a special, pretty sure we said it in the episode, it's just a one-off episode. And also kind of just testing the waters for doing a live-action one. But now we are doing this one,

and then there's probably going to be a couple more episodes left of super mega cast where it's um going to be audio only um but definitely before episode 300 we should be full-blown live action is is what i'm guessing i'm i'm hoping so because it's the sets the sets already's already almost done. And also, you know, I wanted this. We've talked a lot about wanting to do the live action podcast. I think it's time we set that conversation aside for now. Move on to something a little more important, a little more important, more important than that. A big congratulations to one of our employees, Jackson

Alexander Tucker Silva. Jackson Alexander Tucker Silva? And if you're wondering, not just Jackson Tucker, no, Jackson Tucker Silva because... Where did the Silva come from, Ryan? His fiance. Fiance?

Yep. That implies that he got engaged. Yeah. So congratulations, Jackson. Congratulations, Jackson. I'm sure there's applause. Yeah, I'm putting some applause sound effects in. And we'll throw some in for Jackson. Jackson, one of our best friends and super mega collaborator.

Decided to take two months off from work to go get engaged in Puerto Rico. He went to Puerto Rico with his girlfriend, Bella. And then I looked on Instagram and they were engaged. Yeah. Which the night before, we were looking for the Elgato capture card to record some Let's Plays.

Which we did record a Let's Play. And we have some good ones on the way. Pokemon? Exactly. Gotta get that good ones on the way. Pokemon? Exactly. Gotta get that soy face on, brother. I cut back and forth, so it showed yours and mine. I have something I want right now. What?

A Korean corndog. A Korean corndog? I ordered some the other night. I ordered them twice, actually. I can't. Like, twice in one week. You ordered some the other night? Yeah.

You can't be eating that shit. Korean corndogs? It's awful for you. I can eat that shit. I'm bulking up's awful for you. I can eat that shit. I'm bulking up. I need calories. That's not going to bulk you up. I need a lot of calories.

I can still do fat and shit. I mean, I guess you do need fat, yeah. You need a lot of protein. I need a lot of teen. How much did you eat today? Not a lot. Well, part of it was half my order didn't arrive. Did you do your 100 push-ups?

No. How many sit-ups are you supposed to do? None. How many pull-ups? None. How many push-ups? you supposed to do? None. How many pull-ups? None. How many push-ups? I'm supposed to be doing, well, we'll get into this later because we haven't said why yet. No, no, no.

So we'll save the exercise talk for when people know the reason for the season. Exactly. And then it'll be an even bigger discussion. Yeah, so. But again, congratulations to Jackson Tucker Silva. He is now engaged and will be getting married and he was like the night before when we were looking for the elgato capture card he i was had him on speakerphone you and i were by ourselves at the office walking around

trying to find it and he's like oh by the way matt uh call me later i got something exciting to talk to you about and i hung up and you looked at me and you were like he's getting married 100 that's what that is i knew it i had this i had this sinking feeling that a man's rights were about to be taken away from him they were about to click the old ball and chain shackle on his leg and now he's taking her last name it's just sad to see to see hey you know what hey goodbye to one of the boys. Hey, man, I'll drink to that. R.I.P. May I never be happily married. No, and I, me too, and I will be married, just not happily.

You know? You okay? You don't like that? It's pure vodka. Wait, where's my Christmas juice? I don't know. Did I bring my Christmas juice? Did you bring your Christmas juice? Did you? Where's your Christmas juice?

No, it's right there. Hold on, I don't want to get lit on fire. Oh, I put the candle out. Whoops. You want me to relight it? No, it's like broken. That's our only bit of warmth in here. I got my Christmas juice. Is this part of you bulking up?

Yeah, this is my special bulking up fluids. So, we ordered BJ's. So what is this? It's a virgin? What? It's a virgin what it's a virgin yeah I haven't stuck my dick in it just yet shut the fuck up it's a what what's the drink it's a motherfucker it's a Shirley Temple

I ordered a Shirley Temple with dinner because I know it's a child's drink but I'm ordering dinner and I was like you know what that sounds kind of good I love how it has the BJ's logo on it too hold that up for the people to see, Matthew. And I thought it would come like a little styrofoam cup, and it's this. It's this fucking... bag of juice.

Whoa, look at that waveform. The top one. Hey. No, no, it's working, but look how weird that sound... Like where the sound goes, like, dips down in the beginning. It's kinda just touching my microphone. I was like, that's an interesting looking waveform. I ain't rarely seen things like that before.

Healthy, good for my muscles and my body. Oh, yeah. And you know what? It's a Shirley Temple, which is a child's drink, which is just Sprite and grenadine. And you know what I really hate about Los Angeles is that... Oh, there goes my mic. The diversity. Well, that's one thing that I really can't stand.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But mainly it's that when you order soda at a restaurant... Or even coffee. Yeah, when you order some pop or some covfefe... Okay. You can taste the LA water through the coffee or the soda. Because you know that they use, they just use like the tap water to make the soda. So yeah, it's just like, even through that I can still taste that like public pool taste.

Because L.A. water to me tastes like a... Maybe it's just, maybe they're just using... Because L.A.'s tap water is very strong. It has a strong flavor to it. Sometimes I'll go to a nice public park. I'll run around a little bit, get myself all sweaty and tired, and I'll go start trying out the water fountains because I'll be thirsty. Worst things ever.

The only thing worse than regular tap water is park water fountains. It tastes like the metal pipes. It just tastes like the pipes. It can't be good at all. It has to be awful. It tastes like the pipes, and it tastes like a lot of chlorine, and it's always very, like, lukewarm, like room temperature. It tastes like pennies.

Pennies, yeah. It tastes like copper, and it also sometimes has that sulfur taste, like eggs. It's an acquired taste. Yeah, you know. I like it because it reminds me of pussy. You know what I'm saying, dude? High five with our feet right there. Your own mommy's pussy.

Hey! Come on, man. Not on the holiday episode. Do you miss your mommy? I do miss my mommy. I haven't seen her since July. Cry about it. Well, I will. Not during the podcast,

but when I go home, I will. Yeah, I know. I usually do. I know you will. Okay, yeah, you do know I will because I'll go home and I'll be really sad. Yeah, I bet. You miss your mom, dude? Yes. You're gonna cry about it. I can see it in your eyes. You have those sad fucking puppy dog eyes

and when you go home, you're gonna cry yourself to sleep about your mother. Because you can't fucking breastfeed on her every single night out in the morning. Are you fucking kidding me, dude? Where's your mic? My mic is... You kicked it out of my face, and now it's pointing away, so you can't even hear my voice regularly. Ryan, please tilt it back to me you have long limbs ryan if i grab it from right there it's gonna make the mic tilt down it's a very finicky sensitive mic okay hold on ryan come on dude do it quicker my voice is not being picked up right now by the

mic very well there we go aim it right at, okay, yeah. Right at the ceiling, buddy. Thanks a lot. You're welcome, dude. I wonder if I still sound good. I mean, you always sound good, brother. Ryan. I was listening to that, we were talking about this on another podcast. I tuned into the live stream and I was thoroughly impressed by, I don't know what the title of the song is. Ah, shocks, bro. I keep forgetting the title. Gassing me up. Thank you. Work it out. Work it out. It's a song that I made that's not out yet that Ryan actually enjoys. So thank you.

That means a lot. That really, you know. I enjoy Joy Margie. Thank you. There's, you know, there's not a lot of, you know, you always flatter me, Ryan. You always make me feel good when you say things to me. But whenever you mention something about, when you say you like my music. I'm not a big music guy.

When you go out of your way to say that you like my music, I got to be fully real with you. Really, it makes me feel a high like no other. You know, other friends could tell me they liked it or whatever. It's like, wow. But when Ryan McGee tells me. Are you just telling me what I want to hear? No.

No. I mean, that's what I want to hear. It's what you say. It feels really, really good. So thank you. Yeah. I honestly do hate that I couldn't be there.

You saw my expression at the Apple Pan where I was like, I didn't know about this fucking show. That, and I saw your expression when the family walked in of different descent there's no reason to mix it up cultures are different for their separate reasons right exactly

whatever you know what when we have when we have like the live action podcast it's going to be a lot easier for people to cut those jokes out of context and just make it just look even worse because we do play it straight like even when we do the audio versions like we play like straight but now you have two white men's faces being like those cultures no but like Christmas decorations around a guy with a what's up Grinch's hoodie I tell you what if we had our own state and they had theirs, that's all I'm saying. A lot of problems solved. Girl complimented the hoodie today. Again?

A different girl, though. You're getting compliments out the wazoo over that hoodie. I was at a dispensary buying some edibles to see the new Spider-Man with. No Welvin this time. No Welvin this time. It was a different dispensary across town. And I was going to get uh some some money from the atm because it was cash only and as i was turning around and walking towards the atm some someone

from behind the register one of the ladies working who was one of those bombshells yeah uh it was hey i love your hoodie oh and i was like i turned around and like, I had a mask on, but I'm bad at socializing. And I should have been like, thanks. But I didn't audibly say anything because then I heard her ask, did he hear me? Then the other goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but you know, then I was super nice afterwards. So she knew that I wasn't like pissed. I thought that was the end of the conversation.

So I was like, you left a lot to be desired. Well, I told you about, did I tell the story about, now, the comments might have to decide, but doesn't the apple pan girl, the story, this is the story for ages. You told me and I saw it firsthand before you even told me. Disclaimer, this isn't me pining after someone in real life. This is her pining after someone in real life named Ryan McGee. This is her coming after me, okay? But tell me this doesn't sound like some fucking bullshit high school love story type shit, right?

Go to the Apple Pan. Which for those who don't know is a wonderful burger place in los angeles jack black's favorite we talked about it before because you had it for the first time and we talked about burgers like i don't know if because we're bulking i don't know if that episode comes out after this one or not that one was 175 or something oh okay yeah yeah so you so if you haven't listened though that's it's a 77 one of the two i think it's 75 this is 76. Maybe. And this is 76. Okay. Well, the girl that, you know, this lass, she works the registers. And I, the first like two, probably two times I went to the Apple Pan, two, three times, I had this shirt on.

Sorry, this hoodie. My favorite hoodie. The What's Up Grinch's hoodie. It is legitimately my favorite hoodie. It's not just any hoodie. The What's Up Grinch's hoodie. It is legitimately my favorite hoodie. It's not just any hoodie. The What's Up Grinches hoodie is the Ryan McGee classic. It used to be black shirt and black gym shorts. Now it's What's Up Grinches.

I do change. You do, man. You evolve. It takes years. There's years in between. I think that we got that from Walmart or Target for a Christmas tree video in the past, like number three or four, maybe. Maybe number three.

I don't remember, but we got the hoodie because it said Jackson bought it. Jackson got it for, I think, number three or four. Out in the store, it says, what's up, Grinches? And it was for a Christmas video. Probably three or four. Which one? And then you just took it home or whatever,

and now it's your go-to hoodie. It's so comfortable. And it looks like it's very comfortable. It's just so heavy, and I feel like I'm just being hugged by it. It's a nice color. It's good on you. Anyways, apple pan lass. So I wear this hoodie, and one day I go, and I'm wearing the hoodie again.

This is probably actually the third or fourth time I've been there. She goes, you're wearing the same hoodie. And I'm like, I am. She's like, you've worn that a few times, haven't you? Come in here. I'm like, I have. It's my favorite hoodie. She's like, okay.

And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. She remembers. She remembers. She sees tons of people a day, too. And then another time I go there, this is with you, maybe my fifth time going to the Apple Pan. What was different that time, Ryan? I wasn't wearing this. Nope.

But I go up to the window, and she's at the cash register, and she goes, oh, I see that you're not wearing your hoodie this time. I'm like, oh, no, I decided to switch things up. You know, I'm playing, we're having some verbal, you know, banter back and forth. Verbal coitus to me. Yeah, of two sentences. But, like, it's this thing where, hey, eventually, like, I'm going to have been going there for 20 years.

No, about five years. I'll become a regular. She'll start noticing, like, how my hoodies are changing. Are those new slides, Mr. McGee? I'm like, you don't have to call me Mr. McGee. You can call me Ryan. Please, it's Ryan from Super Mega. And then she goes,

then she goes, okay, Ryan from Super Mega. I'm like, you know what? Drop the from Super Mega. Just Ryan. And that's where we fall in love. I don't know, to me, it just kind of comes across as like one of those old-fashioned grandfather stories.

How did your grandma work at a movie theater? You know, your grandmother worked at her mom and pop's restaurant. I loved their food, but I loved seeing your mom even more. I started going, not for the food, but just for your grandmother. I'd order the same shake. I'd get sick to my stomach of ordering the same chocolate shake each time, but it was all worth it

just to get a glimpse of your grandma. You know, one of those fucking stories. Yeah, it's like, how did you meet grandma? Well, I had this hoodie, you see. What's up, Grinches? Or what up, Grinches? What was it? It read, what's up, Grinches? And now,, Grinches? What was it? It read, what's up, Grinches?

And you have it, you pull it out of a box. Now this was the most comfortable. I'm like, hold it. Now this was the most comfortable hoodie I'd ever owned in my life. I gotta say, for a Walmart or Target brand hoodie. It's nice. Yeah, but I'm also surprised that the print where it says, What Up Grinches?

Has lasted so many washes. Has retained such quality. Or you just haven't washed it ever. And it's lifted a little bit. Yeah, it's a, that looks like it's like that type of printing method where it's like the plastisol something ink. And now I'm wearing it at the appropriate time so it doesn't look too off. I mean, you wear it in like June and stuff.

I know. It looks good now. But now it's the perfect time to wear it. It just makes you look like a guy who's always in the holiday spirit, you know? Well, I am in the holiday spirit. Me too. And so are our advertisers. Yeah, they are.

So, ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas. We've got a lot of them this week because it's the week before Christmas. Yeah, they are. So, uh, ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas. Uh, we've got a lot of them this week because it's the week before Christmas. Yeah. So, uh, we hope you guys enjoy. We try to make them fun. Um, and you can, you could skip them if you like. Uh, let's just get them over with. Yeah, let's get them over with. But, cause we're doing live

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That was our first ad break. Yeah, it was. Believe it or not. There's going to be five more. We have to remember that there is an hour and 20-something minutes of storage space on the cameras, I believe. I can see the red light is on behind yours, so as soon as that red light goes off, I know that it's... But then it's already too late. It stopped recording by that point.

Right. I'm keeping an eye out. Say hi to them on that camera. I can't read. We know you can't read, Ryan. That's why I had to write the book. Real funny. You know what?

The book makes a great Christmas gift Can you guys shut the fuck up about your book No we're proud of it Fuck off we can go to town about our book For at least a month I would have made it free if I could Because I just want the whole world to read it But you know

If I could buy the world a book It would be Super Mega Saves the Troops. Also, we saw one high schooler, a 16-year-old. I didn't. Matt did. No, I didn't see a high schooler. He met up with him.

Out of Starbucks. Nope, absolutely not. What I'm saying is that on Reddit we saw one of y'all teenagers did a book report on Super Mega Saves the Troops in front of your whole class. You were very brave. You were very, very, very brave, and we commend you for that. Yeah, so we commend you for choosing our book to do a book report on.

And also, in that same vein, anybody else who has to do a book report of a book of their choosing, whether you're in middle school, high school, college, or... Or if you just love writing book reports. Just for fun, for no one else to ever see. This is your chance for people to see them. Well, we'll see it. Go post those online. Put them on Reddit or something.

Add us. We want to read your book reports, your reviews. I would love to, like... I want to see people's genuine reactions of the book. 3,000 words, minimum. Okay. And make sure that it's in MLA format not chicago style whatever the fuck that is we didn't learn that one you're doing a a word count not a page count okay three thousand pages okay

good um man i do you do you remember that feeling of having to write a report yeah writing an essay a report sucked i always procrastinated. Oh, my God. I did, too. The last big time was like senior year, first half of senior year. I just had to get shit done. It's the first time I tried five-hour energy was to stay up to write an essay that I procrastinated with. Yeah. And it worked. It worked? And it kept me up, and I was like, and I wrote it, and it was bullshit, and I probably got a C on it.

Those things do work. Why? They don't taste very good. Those things do work. Well, why? They don't taste very good. The five hours? No, no, no, they don't. They taste kind of like... Chemicals. Chemicals?

There's this... It's like medicine. I can't remember what it's called. There's this medicine that's used to make your balls bigger. And I've been taking it for the past couple years. And there's no limit to how big the testicles can get. It's all just based on your routine of taking it consistently. I've noticed.

Trust me, I've noticed. I could through your pants. Is that why you stopped wearing gym shorts? I mean, I kind of like... Is the hoodie to cover up? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I mean, I of like is the hoodie to cover up? yeah yeah yeah yeah okay I mean I'm not embarrassed

because I'm the one that's like doing this in the first place right so like I'm not like inherently embarrassed I just feel like there is some sort of decorum involved if you are practicing testicle growth to the level and expertise that I am well I'm proud of you

I mean if it makes you happy. I think for me, it's more about the commitment and the determination and it takes drive. Yeah. I've been losing drive lately. You know, SuperMega,

like as much as I love creating content for a children's channel, I do aspire to become a strong man and a part of becoming a strong man having big old fucking nuts yeah i 100% feel you on that dude and if if it weren't for my heart problems i i would take the same medication the palpitations uh the other stuff from the the lasting impact from the cocaine addiction. But if I could, I would take it because, you know, I got tiny little nuts.

Yeah. They're tiny little suckers. Little berries. They are. They're like little berries. It's really twig and berries. Yeah, for real. It's tiny, man.

You got these big ass pine cones. I love them, though. They're cute. Shut up. And I don't mean that in a demeaning way. You're making me blush. There's a difference between cute and hot, right? I got cute little nuts.

Yeah. I got cute balls. They jig a little when you bounce that ass. Yeah, they do. You know what I would do, actually, as a good prank? What? I would get an oversized hoodie where the pocket is around where my nuts are. I'd cut a hole in the hoodie, and I'd pull my nuts through it. So they're inside the hoodie pocket.

Okay. And I'd be like, hey, could you reach into my hoodie pocket and grab my keys real quick? And then someone would reach in, and they'd end up grabbing my nuts. Touch your nuts. Yeah. That's not sexual harassment. That's just a fucking... Not if it's to a stranger.

That's a prank. If it's a stranger, it's not sexual harassment. As long as there's a camera filming, it's a joke, baby. Yeah, exactly. You can only sexually harass somebody that you know personally. So if it's a stranger, it's not, you know, considered sexual harassment. I believe that's a law I read online. So I will be using that to my advantage to make some funny YouTube content.

Remember the back in the days of when YouTube pranks was just sexually harassing. It was either sexually harassing strangers. Or staging sexual harassment. Or doing something borderline incredibly racist in the hood. We made a video on kids with problems. It's probably my favorite one we made on kids with problems. Yeah, Goofs TV. Goofs TV. What up, guys? It's Goofs TV. So Flo Matt. So Flo Ryan. problems it's probably my favorite one we made on kids with problems yeah goofs tv goofs tv

what up guys it's goofs tv so flow matt so flow ryan that's so long that was it was a long time ago and kids with problems are our older channel before super mega we um between syndigo and super mega and when we were doing videos on on kids with problems rest in peace kids with problems uh we made goofs tv because it was right about the time when Ryan and I started making videos just by ourselves. It was the peak of the YouTube prank epidemic. Yeah. I called an epidemic. I mean, they started doing like, they were like fucking Facebook pages and shit.

Mm-hmm. Facebook pages. I mean, the number of interactions that that kind of stuff got was unreal. Like, you know, So flow antonio the man the myth the legend amazing man yeah he uh would receive a million tens and tens and hundreds of millions of of clicks and and visits for his pranks and uh just for stealing content and stuff you do you know what happened to him he moved to korea and he like actually speaks korean yeah or he probably doesn't know it.

I think he learned Korean. Oh, good for him. Or it's just another sham like everything else he's done in his life. Dedication. I respect that. But we got started making our modern era of videos. Man, it sounds so old and nostalgic now. Around the time when the big thing was H3 making fun of prank channels.

Yeah. Remember when he was doing a bunch of stunts? Trying to think of what was... Leafy drama. Leafy. There was Keemstar and Basher. Yep. Basher-verse.

And so many. If we go back and... Memes that were big around the time we started. Here comes Dat Boy. Oh shit, what up? Oh shit, what up? Is that boy? Oh, so many. If we go back and memes that were big around the time we started, you know, here comes Dat Boy. Oh, shit, what up? Oh, shit, what up? Is Dat Boy. Is Dat Boy the frog on the little unicycle?

Oh, man, lots and lots. Triggered. Triggered was a good meme. Triggered's still a meme. Not as big as it was. And it's a lot, it was a little less cringey back then, or at least we thought it was less cringy back then. Classic old Super Mega edit where we make an anti-feminist joke

and then put the triggered picture with a bass-boosted... Was Tobuscus already cancelled when we started, or was he cancelled after we started? Tobuscus was wrongfully accused of a lot of awful things uh i think it was it was after we got started i don't know we started april 12 2016 so what's crazy is is i'm yawning because i'm bored i'm yawning because i'm tired okay no i got you man it's past 2 a.m. now, isn't it? I don't know, man. Do you ever think about with Super Mega, you know, I still feel like we're going strong.

I still love doing it. Like I've said, I love doing it now equally or as much as I ever have, if not more. I enjoy it more. All the shit we fucking did this year we pulled off. You did your first kickflip. Exactly. That was incredible. But, like, on the real, we did fucking several music videos.

We wrote a book. We fucking sponsored a NASCAR. fucking sponsored a nascar um and just like in general like all the other fucking like collaborations that we did this year in terms of like we've been getting a lot of guests on the podcast recently um drunk drawing is always fucking fun mail mail room i'm always surprised whenever i look and see like just like what justin did with one i'm like he just keeps they keep getting like better in my opinion. I love them. I like where we're at a lot right now. I really like where SuperMega's at.

There's still some fine-tuning to do because we just recorded some Let's Plays. Right. Because November, we've discussed. It's a balancing act. It was a bit dry. Trying to figure out what makes us happiest working on the channel. And I think kind of what we're doing to figure out what what makes us happiest working on the channel

and i think kind of what we're doing now with the with the variety of live action if we can just add let's plays like turn up the let's play dial just a little bit sprinkle them in yeah then then then super mega will be especially with those those other shows we want to do in 2022 all of that put in and the live action podcast it's gonna be like the golden era of super mega and i'm so excited and i i just i love doing it and maybe you feel this way but sometimes do you think about like damn we started this in early 2016 and now it's about to be 2022 so many were like i was i was a kid it's like when i started watching y'all after now i'm 22 or something like that and i'm like fuck after my show the other night,

uh, with, with hi, I'm Chris and Frank and Justin. When I was out in the parking lot, uh, talking to the people who came afterwards, uh,

I had multiple people. I had two separate girls tell me, I started watching you guys in middle school and now I'm in my sophomore year of college. That's, and I was like, what? She's like, yeah, I was in eighth grade and now I'm in my sophomore year of college. That's insane. And I was like, what? She's like, yeah, I was in eighth grade and now I'm in my sophomore year of college. And I'm like.

And they still find us. I, it is something I, much love to the people who are new to the podcast or to the channel. Much love. Kisses. Kisses. How, what is it like to essentially have, just grown up and still be involved in the Super Mega community? Because I know I've seen, there has to be people who, like, there are people who grow out of it, of course. Well, the community itself has grown up some, too.

I know people just laughed at that. But what I'm saying is, like, when we started Super Mega, it was Markiplier fans mainly. And the fan base of Super Mega was very, very young. And then we started acquiring more of a bit of an older audience. With the Game Grumps. Right. With much more mature content. And we now mainly, our demographics on YouTube say that it's between like 18 and 27 is like the biggest i'd say it's

like early college yeah like whenever people recognize us out in public it always seems to be like a college student um like young adult and uh we're past that they've they've our age is way past a college student you know doesn't that feel weird though because in my mind i think it's because i didn't finish college college I still feel like a kid You know what I mean? I still feel like a young Immature motherfucker I am immature

We are immature I never want to grow up I'm going to Neverland Super Megaplex is basically Neverland 2.0 That's the frightening thing about aging You're still like For the most part, as the decades go on, like the same

mental fucking thing. And the only thing that's aging is like your skin. Right. And your organs and everything. But like up here, it's not like there's much aging that really goes on after 25. That's the thing. I'm 25 right now, so... It's done. You're done,

baby. Yeah, my cookie's done in the oven basically uh 25 is when your brain stops developing so it's like around then around then you're when your frontal lobe matures so it's like oh so now basically i'm at the point that i'm just gonna stay at and the only thing that's gonna change it is going to be events and and outside stuff like yeah my brain itself is is most likely not going to grow and change anymore so i'm at peak maturity yep um i have found honestly though like from 20 to now like the the number of stupid reckless or irresponsible immature decisions I make is so much lower now. Yeah.

What? What? Why'd you say it like that? What do you mean? I just said, yeah. My frontal lobe is matured, so I make better decisions now. 100%. I can understand the consequences of my actions.

Yours has been matured. You're almost 29. That's right. You know I'm joking. I't I thought you were like does he really think I mean it's not that I wouldn't put it past you it's like I could see your brain saying the wrong number and you not realizing no honestly I don't know if it feels that way to you but after I feel like 26 is kind of the cutoff where everything after 26 it starts getting confusing to remember 27 29 you know like i feel like 26 is kind of the cutoff where everything after 26 it starts getting confusing to remember 27 29 you know like we're like early 20s is so much easier because it almost

feels like the difference is more significant but then when you're up in your like later 20s and 30s it's just very easy to be like 31 32 for me it was 21 exactly voice cracked, and then I just turned it into one big goofy thing, and I wish I hadn't done that, so. But since 21, I feel like time just sped up an increasing amount. I feel like I was kind of, like, years still felt pretty long. Now I have to be reminded how long years are by the by like what we did whether it's like through super mega or my own personal travel i have to go back and be like oh shit that was this year okay okay okay okay you know that one of those types of thoughts well what what what

that's what pulls me back and be like okay you know what i can still do a lot in a year and a year is still a lot of time but it still feels like they fucking fly by yeah they they do and that's what's weird is is 2020 felt like it was so slow because of the pandemic and 2021 it's just to me felt like it's flown by but then there are aspects of the year i think about where i'm like oh that felt like it was forever ago like brand new shirt i was working on the year in review video like january february or so it was april was it april i was working on the review video for 2021 right and yes right something something like that we got it out pretty quick from shooting it but i was just surprised at like oh that was this year that felt like 2020. um nascar was this year when was nascar may may 26th that's right because it was in i came right after my uh beach trip with the family yeah dude went to charlotte met you in charlotte that's right i think i drove i

took my rental from when you did come afterwards i was that was one of the best 24 hours of my entire life i think because it went back to the basics of like, and this isn't to throw any shade or salt, right? But I do like the vibe when it's just you and me going out to places and being able to hang out because that's where I feel like the chemistry of our friendship. So you're saying you're glad Mr. Silva wasn't there.

Yeah. The combination of like our actual friendship so you're saying you're glad Mr. Silva wasn't there yeah the combination of like our actual friendship and then our stage presence together it goes back it feels really good and fluid it's down to the basics

it's down to the core of Super Mega at that point that is just Super Mega that's just you and me doing our thing and we're not acting like when it's just you and me doing our thing and and it we're not acting like when it's just you and me doing these videos we're not acting it's just us fucking having a good time together and filming it and and that's why i love doing it because it's like we're making real memories and actually having a good time it's not like all right let's film then now but we have to about at what point are live action vlogs... At what point are we too old to be doing that shit?

Because at the same time, you see people like Eric Andre, who are decently older than we are, and they do much worse shit in public. They're a greater nuisance in public. I think that that's a limitation you put on yourself. I think that you can... We definitely have to change the aspect. Right, right.

Because you can obviously get away with a lot more dumb shit when you're 21 than when you're 30. You're giving more of a pass. But I think that I would like to keep doing this as long as you want to keep doing it. And as long as the people watching are enjoying it. I love what we've made and I love the community that watches it. We could not have asked for a better community. The fan base is just fucking... You guys are hilarious.

You get our jokes because I felt like at the beginning of super mega, the fan base didn't get our jokes and they were watching us because of our affiliation with people like Markiplier and they watched us, but they didn't actually understand like our humor necessarily. And you would look at the people watching and you're like, why are they like, they don't align with us at all. Why are they like, why do they think we're funny? You're like, why are they watching us? And then we developed over time, people came to us that have the same sense of humor.

And we developed this like real nice, great little community. And we love you guys. And I never want anyone to think that we're like ungrateful. I want everyone to like realize that we love all you guys so much. You guys are the whole reason we're able to do this. 100% super appreciative of the support and just the fact that so many of you have been here since the fucking beginning.

And some of y'all even before that with Syndigo or Kids With Problems, I know that you've had a lot of experiences with people coming up to you saying i've been following since syndigo or kids with problems whenever we do live shows or whenever you see a tweet someone at the show the other night told me that they've been which is crazy to go because a lot of people didn't realize that like sorry layton scared me just walked out of nowhere that the super mega boys were the boys who used to work For Mark Or The

We were the same people Who did Cyndago Uh huh Who did Blonde Boys Right A lot of people are still like Wait Y'all are the ones who did Blonde Boys

Yeah a lot of people don't connect the dots I see people like Y'all were Cyndago You guys were Blonde Boys What's up Layton Oh I'm going home Okay

Layton go home Alright I'll see you then Hasta la vista, baby. All right, bro. Will you go home and feed those cats, brother? We know what feeding the cats means. Yeah, we know what that means.

You can just say it. We know what it means. We know you're going home to bottom. It's all right. Power bottom, nonetheless. Just make sure you're all clean up in there because it comes spilling out. Trust me, Ryan. I've been feeding the cats for a long time.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. He knows what he's doing. Okay. I'm sorry. So when I can't stand up tomorrow, you'll understand that I fed the cats pretty well.

Ooh. Ooh. Those kitties had some fucking meow mix. Hey, man. Pound it. Pound it, bro. Hey, and pound it. Have a wonderful night and sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite.

For real. Because I'm going to be honest, actually. You need to maybe change your clothes when you get into the office. Because the bed bug thing, I see the bites on your arms. And I'm just worried that when you come to the office wearing the clothes that you slept in, that maybe you're bringing the bed bugs. But just make sure, like you've been doing the past few days, the

t-shirt. And it could just be acne. No solid accusations. Just change your clothes when you get to the office. Like outside the front door. They do cling, so it would be easy. They are incredibly good at traveling. I have a dog. One bed bug. I've already had flea problems. I don't need bed bugs.

I thought being in the bubble was good enough. No, you need to... They're sneaky bastards. You should get it checked out because in LA it was cheap. Like $300, you can get rid of bed bugs. Yeah, but health insurance still haven't really figured that one out. Well, health insurance doesn't have anything to do with bed bugs. That's an excuse. Just try figured that one out. Well, health insurance doesn't have anything to do with bed bugs. That's an excuse.

Just try to figure it out. Die tenacious, Earth. Sprinkle some of that around. It actually works. Helps. Well, yeah. After these ads, the gay will be gone. The gay of Christmas past.

You will become the gay of Christmas past. Bye, Layton. Have a good safe drive home. You feed those cats good, bro. See you tomorrow. We're back from some commercials. Have a holly jolly Christmas. It's the best time of the year.

Mistletoes and friendly toes. Has Nathan done that song? I don't know. Have a holly jolly Christmas. You know, I was thinking, man. I was talking to Nathan just the other day. Album is out. No, is it out by now?

It should be out by now. I believe that Nathan's Christmas 4 should be out on our YouTube channel. Check it out. Or available to download on our Patreon along with a bonus track that Nathan prepared for everybody to listen to. I bet you we're not getting a Nathan 4 this year. Think again, losers. How little they've been releasing this whole year. Nathan, we released barely anything in 2020.

2021 has been great. Nathan, I was talking to him and he was telling me He was a little bit worried About 2022 Because he said You know No He doesn't care about COVID In fact he actually Has not been vaccinated

And doesn't wear a mask And that's a whole Entirely separate conversation But Nathan said Good Okay He said I've done so many Christmas songs

For four years in a row He's like How am I He's running out of Christmas songs Essentially Especially with the addition Of Nathan's Christmas You sent him the giant list Of songs that he still Hasn't done songs for four years in a row he's like how am i i'm he's running out of christmas songs essentially especially with the addition of nathan's christmas you sent him the giant list of songs that he still hasn't done that are christmas yeah yeah but but i gotta feel like two or three more albums at least hopefully you know they're good views we get a lot of good i swear to god one if we ever get

streaming on this shit to the moon you know hey man it's gonna be like our own private dogecoin for real nathan though but here's the thing there are a lot more songs but nathan's done all the hits there are a lot of christmas songs but what if i you know he's worried that nathan's christmas five nathan's christmas six seven they'll be just watered down christmas albums because it will be all the ones that no one wants to listen to you know there great Christmas songs everyone loves, like Last Christmas by Wham! or Winter Wonderland. Does he want to write his own songs? He might have to resort to writing his own songs, but the thing is, does anyone really want to listen to

like, Hark the Herodanger? Well, that's even a bad example. Does anyone want to listen to like, Merrily We've Heard on High or whatever that shit? Sing it. I don't know. It's like, I saw three ships come sailing in on christmas day who wants that that's awesome i want to hear nathan sing that okay well i'll let

him know let's reassure him i he still is you guys are still not on talking terms but i i'm trying to work to get that fixed well i did i did the track on the album, but yeah, it's still kind of... The tension's not... Yeah, I mean... It's not where you'd like it. No, I don't think it's where he'd like it either, but... Well, it's his fucking... No, I don't think it's his fault for what happened.

No? Of course you're going to take his side. No, I'm not going to take his side. I'm not taking anyone's side. What I'm saying is I'm glad that you guys were able to record the track before the falling out happened, but what happened is not Nathan's fault. That is not me saying it's your fault. I'm just saying I don't think it's Nathan's fault.

So it's not. Okay. Yep. I just don't want to talk about that. Okay. Are you sure? Yeah. Because we can. I mean, maybe I'm missing something. Maybe I'm like. No, I don't want to talk about that. Okay. Are you sure? Yeah, if we could. Because we can, I mean, maybe I'm missing something.

You know, maybe I'm like. No, I don't think you are. I think if we moved on. Okay. Right? Sure. Just start the conversation. Last time we were doing a podcast in the van,

in the Halloween one. Yeah. If you look, I don't remember what the timestamp is, but maybe if someone wants to go listen and watch that episode, go check it out. One part in the background, you can see like a rat run behind Ryan. There's going to be another rat.

Is there going to be a Christmas rat this year? A little Christmas rat? No, because Leighton put up that Jesus Christ backdrop, so you can't see the fence. I bet you it was a big fat rat. It was a big rat. I noticed it,

but I'm sitting right here. I'm about two feet away from the fence it ran by on outside this window right here. So rats could be running by right here. And they can jump. They can jump like a muck. Yeah, they can. Ooh, is that a ladybug? I see a ladybug outside.

It's a little cold for you, buddy, isn't it? Is it bright red? Hold on, my shadow's in the way. I can't... Hold on. Yeah. It's bright red. Did you hear that sound that my drink bag,

my Christmas juice bag... It sounded like... Listen to this. There was this kid, I remember, in middle school. I don't know how he did it, but he did this thing where he went like... Oh, I knew a kid that did that, too. It was the clearest water drop sound I'd ever heard.

They flicked their chin and go... Yes! I don't know how they do it. And I didn't understand it. went like oh i knew a kid that did that too the clearest water drop sound i'd ever hear yes i don't know how they do it and i didn't understand it i was i remember being so impressed being jealous of the talent now my hair is stuck come on just rip it out after the so after the show uh when i was talking to people, my hair was really sweaty. So I really sweat during that show and like disgustingly sweat. And there's some pictures of me. It's weird because at the time I did not. Yes, in fact, at the time I could not sweat.

I ain't no Prince Andrew. See, I was sweating up a fucking storm. And that's the fucking greatest excuse. I didn't have sex with that underage girl because I couldn't sweat, you know? She said I sweat and I did not sweat. I had a problem where I couldn't sweat. And you see the picture from the night. He has his arm around her and he's sweaty.

Like a pig. Fucking British fucking pig. Fuck Prince Andrew. Fuck the royal family, honestly. Except for the cool ones. Like a pig who smells bacon. He was sweating hard. You don't think Prince Andrew's a pedophile, do you?

No, of course not. Why else would he have his arm around an underage girl? In a photograph with Jeffrey Epstein at Jeffrey Epstein's island. Which was famous for sex trafficking and underage sex with children. But that's just, you know what? To famous politicians and celebrities. Who Prince Andrew is. But that doesn't matter.

After the show, I was, you know, so I sweat really hard during the show. Yeah, you do. I was really fucking, I looked like the Crypt Keeper in a couple pictures. Because just, my hair's just, you know, my sweaty face. You look like a Chucky doll. Yeah, yeah. That's a good way to put it. Especially because my hair is a little bit red now.

Because when I dyed it back to brown from blonde, I didn't realize that... There's a bit of a hint of auburn in there. Yeah. I swear there's some like... The dye didn't show that. I thought it was just brown. But it came out to be a little bit of reddish.

And in certain light when it hits, like in the year in review video, you can see it too. Like it looks like I have a little bit of reddish and in certain light when it hits like in the year in review video you can see it too like it looks like i have a little bit of red to my hair but are you the joker baby yeah who knows what we'll find we'll see baby um yep that's yeah yeah it's the reference but basically i looked over to everyone else on stage and i'm like fuck no one else is sweating. And I was like, what? So it couldn't be because I'm out of shape. Frank usually sweats a good bit. Was he not sweating that much? I didn't see him sweating.

Frank sweats when it's just a regular day outside and it's 50 degrees. You'll look over, and he'll be dripping, leaving a trail on the ground. But he wasn't really sweating. I was. So after the show, I kept having to like push my my hair back and I had uh two or three rings on my hand and my hair was kind of knotting and I ran my hand through and it got stuck like my rings they are tangled my hair and I like it was like this and I couldn't untangle my fucking hand from my hair so it's just stuck like this so uh there's

one picture out there I took with someone where I'm just like standing there like this from my hair. So it was just stuck like this. So, uh, there's one picture out there I took with someone where I'm just like standing there like this and my hair is just fully caught in my hands. And, uh, it's really annoying. I don't know why my hair knots so much. I use Olaplex once a week and I use Olaplex shampoo and conditioner every time I shower, but it's still fucking knots. I don't, I don't, I don't know why. What? Just goofy ass man talking about his hair. Don't look at me like that. Is that not true?

Is it not true that this goofy-ass man talking about his hair? Yeah. Yeah, I'm a goofy-ass man, and I am talking about my hair. Yeah, you are. I'm very self-conscious about it. Why? Because it's gay. You keep changing it.

What's next? I don't keep changing it. I dyed it in 2020 and then I dyed it back at the end of 2021. Thus? I keep changing it. Yeah. And you buzzed it beforehand. I dyed it because... And then you growed it out. I dyed it back to brown

because the comments were so mean. Did you? Mm-hmm. I like the platinum. No, I didn't. It wasn't really. That was only partially why. But I like the platinum, too. I might go back to it someday, but I do like my normal brown.

Are you trying to get back to your regular brown? When it happens. Your lighter brown? No. I'm going to go for a darker brown. This is a darker brown than normal. I know that's a darker brown, but you want to- I like it darker.

Okay. The lighter brown's kind of like an ashy color, and this is more like a rich color. Maybe you should try some, like, blue tips. You know, I actually... While my hair was blonde, I was like... That was a good face you made, brother. Thanks, brother. Maybe people can make it as, like, an emote on the Discord.

When it was blonde, I was like, you know what? This is the only time I can dye it a color if I want. it was bleached still before i dyed it back to brown so i was like i'm gonna do blue or purple for a day but i didn't do it because i was like you should have i photoshopped it and it didn't look good and also i was like i was like i'm gonna look like a fucking idiot come on it would have been fun to have blue hair or something you should just put a big red M in your hair. For Matthew Plyer? Yeah, for Matthew Plyer. I should have done it red.

For Matthew Plyer game. Lord Matthew 777. I was about to do a reference to that. Lord Watson 777. What do you think Wade's doing right now? Besides having sex with his penis. You think whatever time zone Wade's in, he's having sex? Where does he live? Cincinnati?

I don't know. He doesn't live on the West Coast, I don't think. No, he lives in Ohio, I think. Still? I don't know, man. I mean, they're... I would assume, I guess. Markiplier and Wade and Bob's podcast

topped Joe Rogan's podcast for a while. It was number one. So Joe was two and they were one, like on release, because so many people listened to it. And they still do what's distractible? What's it called? Distractible?

Whose podcast? Mark, Bob, and Wade. Oh, I don't know. But, you know, there, you know. Everything that man touches turns to gold. Mm-hmm. Except for our careers. Except for our bank accounts, right? You know? There we man touches turns to gold. Except for our careers. Except for our bank accounts, right?

There we go. Why did Ethan get Unisonis? Why didn't we get Unisonis? We might have gotten in on the ground floor, but that's not when you should get in with YouTubers. Yeah. Maybe for like stocks or like a company. We were just using mark for sex anyways

oh we signed an nda yeah yeah fuck off come on you ever broken an nda no you want to no i'm gonna make you sign an nda and then let you break it i don't want to i don't want to break it i'm gonna make i want i want people to send me games early and i want to be i want to go to movie screenings early, and I want to be pampered. We have signed NDAs before, I guess, for game and movie. I think I signed one when I went to the whole Sonic shit, maybe. Ah.

And then we, I mean... Can you disclose that you signed an NDA? Yeah. Okay. You can be like, yeah, I signed an NDA. Be like, oh, okay. Sea of Thieves has a digital NDA code thing where if you're a part of the Insiders program,

which anyone could be a part of, which is crazy, it's just like, yeah, just sign up. Just link your Xbox account. But you can't talk about this anywhere except for the forums on this thing. They want the leaks. How many times? People are so good.

They really don't leak shit. Yeah. At least from what I see. I mean, our viewers are good about that, too. Like, when we put something on Patreon, I'm like, don't tell people. Or when I put something in the SuperMega Discord, the Patreon Discord, because I like to go in there and tell them a bunch of shit early or show them shit early. And I'm like, don't tell anyone.

I don't hear about it online. Good. Which is nice. They're loyal. Except for that bastard penis Mike. Fuck penis Mike. Penis Mike is on a fucking rampage. You know, he's like Icarus.

Flew too close to the sun. And now, unfortunately, we're going to have to. He's about to fly too close to my fucking fist if he keeps it up. Yep. You know what I'm saying? Too close to my fucking fist if he keeps it up. Yep. You know what I'm saying? Too close to my fucking outlawed brass knuckles. You catch my drift? Yeah, my super mega branded brass knuckles.

The drift that my fist is leaving behind? Straining a penis, Mike's scum, smug, little fucking cunt face. Racist face. He's very racist. Incredibly racist, dude. I can't... I cannot... It was a mistake having him on the podcast.

I didn't know he was, like, that dedicated to that shit, but that's fine. Well, I didn't know he was racist at all when we first... I mean, it's not fine, but it's... No, it's not fine. I'm fine with not being involved with Penis Mike anymore because of those controversies. No, not at all. Nobody should. Especially... It's not their fault.

It's his fault. I didn't know he was a Nazi. You know? Well, I did not see that coming. Hey, there you go. You know? should especially it's not their fault it's his fault i didn't know he was a nazi you know well i did not see that coming hey there you go you know fuck nazis man yeah especially this christmas season fuck nazis can't believe that i can't believe that in 2021 like nazis are still a thing i can't believe it's not butter that is one of the things that constantly blows my mind More so than the Nazi thing It's like how is this not butter This is 100% butter It is butter

It's not butter I think it's just the name What is it I know you can't believe it it's not butter Isn't that wild It's fucking crazy man What time is it right now 2.43 Time fucking crazy man what time is it right now 2 43 yeah time uh to get a watch

see on my my brain's a little fried we have been mine too fucking going hard so yeah sure this one's we're probably very incoherent all over the place i've just we've been we've been going hard the past week because you know the the last two two weeks before we go home for Christmas are the busiest of the year. I always really enjoy those two weeks. They're always very fun. Whenever we do big crunches. There's so much I still have to fucking do. Me too.

I have to clean my place. I have to make sure Lego's set up for when I go hosta la bye bye. You know what I'm saying? You're setting them up. Stitch reference. Yeah. You know, it's some of my fondest memories and times of nostalgia with Super Mega when we do crunch periods. I don't know why.

It's just like I think like all of my stress in my life, like the rest of the stress, like I can't really focus on it that much because I'm focusing on Super Mega so hard and just hanging out with you a lot. So like it feels good. It's going to sound weird. It feels like it's like a weird form of edging. There's this constant, right before the holidays, just constant, like, fuck, fuck, we've got to get this shit out. I have all this done on. Oh, fuck, what do I have to do today?

Oh, fuck, I'm leaving tomorrow. I don't know what I do, I don't know what I'm saying. But then, once I arrive at my friends, usually I visit Gray and Hayden, and then I'll visit family afterwards. When I arrive and visit my friends, and I'm in South Carolina, and I'm just on the South Carolina roads, I'm just like, all is right in the world now.

All that content we've made, all that stuff we've worked on is all done. I need a refresh. People are enjoying it. And that's the most important thing is like working really hard that's what that's what pays off is working really hard and then seeing you guys enjoy it hell yeah seeing the comments and the likes and everything and people actually like finding the shit funny or or good or symptom i love the year in review feeling like sentimental 2020s was not we didn't have as much time for it but 2021 is is is a good one and uh we did a lot this year i love making it feel sentimental because

i always i want to watch them when i'm like 40 or 50 and be like god man i remember these are some funny guys who are they that's you what what it freaks out well I hope everyone's having a good holidays. I hope so. And Merry Christmas to all of you because Christmas is this week. Yep. It's coming up. Yeah. Next podcast will be a post-Christmas podcast.

Post-Christmas podcast. So enjoy that. Love you guys so much. Thank you for the support. 2021 has just been fucking awesome. We are so grateful for all of you. That's my Christmas present is the love that I've received this year from the viewers

and the love that Ryan has taken deep into his heart. Here's my Christmas present. And I'll jerk one of you off. Here, I'll give one too. That's all I'm doing though Oh Not going all the way

Ruined orgasm Depends on them Depends on them They could be an early comer And then just be like Oh no no And they're just sitting there And you're like

They're like Oh You know Like Mike Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle bell rock Jingle bells swing

And jingle bell sing. Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun. Good night everyone from Super Mega. Bye. Merry Christmas. Happy holidays. Matt and Ryan love the holidays and their fans. They

love to make content and film in a van with Justin and Jackson and Silva and Clayton too. Dun dun. Super Mega Rules. Super Mega Time. 2021 was fun, but 2022 will be better for Super Mega fans. Dun dun. better for super mega fans it'll be the best year super mega's ever had so get ready to watch more

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