supermegashow - EP 277 - What's In A Name?

Episode Date: December 29, 2021

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What's that face? My trainer texted me after I sent him the list Of the food you've been eating? Holy mother of God! Exclamation point, exclamation point, ha ha ha ha ha This is one of the worst lists I've ever seen in my life. Oh my god no way

no fucking way no worries man no wonder why you can't gain weight your body was trying to be alive you need to fucking eat more dude yeah you need to why don't you eat a salad Dude. Yeah, you need to. Why don't you eat a salad? Yeah, she'll take a salad. She'll take a salad. Oh, that's so good.

It's not, though, but it's hilarious. But it's not. I'm going to take my little shoesy woozies off at the beginning of this episode because I'm wearing these Nike Blazers and I really love this pair of shoes but they're high tops which is a fucking ordeal to lace up and put on and take off. These shoes take, I have to like unlace them just to put them on and then unlace them to take them off and it's my favorite pair of shoes I have right now but it's just kind of annoying so I don't wear them

that often. I like just being able to slip shoes on and slip them off. I'm just wearing I'm just wearing the Pumas you got me. Ooh, he's got the McGee Classics. I've been wearing these. Those ain't the McGee Classics. If you haven't been noticing. I have.

You have been wearing them. They're my new favorite thing. They're like my go-to right now. I'm glad you like them, dude. They're great. They stay on my foot. I was nervous that you weren't going to like those. I was buying myself some Pumas.

How could I not like these? I saw a pair of black sandals puma sandals that i was like oh you know what i wonder if ryan would like these they kind of seem his style so i got them and it's an upgrade from the slides right your heel stays exactly you got your it's not fucking i like lifting out of the shoe i like them so much as a as a gift idea i told my own father because they're like we need gift ideas buddy and i'm like i don't know um like some socks we got to give you more than that buddy i'm like okay uh so like a nice pair of sandals what kind and i sent him a picture of these and i'm like things that look like this

he's like okay but i didn't keep the puma logo because i don't want them going and getting pumas yeah puma's sick though you know and my mom's doing the same thing my father's never asked once but my mom always says what is uh what do you want for christmas i need to know what do you want what do you want what do you want and i'm like i don't know i don't really want anything she's like no that's not acceptable what do you want acceptable like i'm like i don't want anything i just like i get to see you on the holidays right yeah i really don't care about getting gifts. That's what I tell Ann.

I like seeing her on the holidays. Are you coming to Christmas dinner? Well, it's a feast for me. You'll be coming after Christmas dinner, right? Oh, hell yeah, brother. But basically, you know, oh, this is after Christmas. So you already came to Christmas dinner. All over that turkey.

Yeah, I did, baby. Little honey glazed ham, catch my drift. Little honey glazed Ann, if you catch my drift. Yeah, I did, baby. Little honey glazed ham. Catch my drift. Little honey glazed and if you catch my drift. Yeah, I'll take some thighs. Sorry, mom. Maybe a few breasts. Sorry. You know what I'm saying?

Motorboat that pussy. Ew. What? Motorboating a pussy. That's gross to you. I get a weird vibe from it. Yeah, but that would probably like imagining it. It gives me it's like a like a very like i i could imagine doing that and then like that ruining the mood you know what i mean fellas if you want to uh make a girl come in five seconds no fucking way

that's the sound you make when you're like... How's that, baby? I'm coming! Squirts all in your face. Do you think anyone's ever died from a squirt? Like a guy's eating a female out, and she squirts straight down his throat and he chokes to death? No. You can't choke on water.

Yes, you can. Not to death. Yes, you can. Tell that to people who drown, Ryan. Well, that's like, that's like, this is a different circumstance. You're saying like some girls just like, if it's a consistent stream of water and they're not allowed to fucking breathe, then yes. But I couldn't imagine a actually I have seen this one video of this dude and he just keeps coming.

And he's coming so much. And his balls are massive. And he's coming so goddamn much. I've seen that video. It feels like it takes him five minutes to get the whole load out. I don't think that's real. There's no way that's real. It's where his balls are really swollen. It's like man hasn't come in 40 years and he's like oh oh and it's like there's no way that's like, man hasn't come in 40 years. And he's like, oh! There's no way that's real.

You can't come that much. Well, maybe if you take Semen X. Which we're sponsored by. You guys want to blow bigger loads? Go to SemenX.com slash SuperMega. You know what I'm talking about, right? The ad where it's like the cup with the semen? Yes. Fellas! Come on. talking about right the ad where it's like the like the cup with the semen yes fellas come on

play a free porn game that will make you come in 40 seconds yeah you know what i'm talking about we had this exact conversation like i think a few podcasts ago so it's like the same guys it's what what are we not gonna like it's the reference the same thing you know 3D girl. Exactly. Yep. And actually, depending on what type of porn you're watching, they switch it up, I've noticed, to fit whatever category you're watching. Well, speaking of porn, there's a new furry movie coming out that people are excited for.

Remember Zootopia? Zootopia was the last. Like, damn, that fox looks sexy. Yeah, she got me a little horny. No, not Hopper. Hopper the rabbit, yeah. I mean, she looking good. I mean, come on, she fine. When they made the character model,

they probably did make a pussy. Yeah. Hopper is old enough to be a police officer, so. Oh, she's of legal age. I'm not worried about that. There's this new movie called the bad guys and i want you just look it up the bad guys creative name yeah i know look at the and people are like wow they look so sexy one of them's a spider so i'm not sure that's what they're talking about

i think they're talking about the wolf everyone's everyone's blowing loads about the wolf uh hold on you know wi-fi is very bad in here come on dude okay Everyone's blowing loads about The Wolf. Hold on. Wi-Fi is very bad in here. Come on, dude. Okay. This is a furry movie? It's one that furries are getting excited about. Where's The Wolf?

Hold on. It's loading. The image is really low quality. Oh, I like the spider character. Much like Zootopia wasn't about furries. That's why I brought up Zootopia. It's a movie that intrigues the furry population. Oh, yeah.

I see this wolf. Do you think he looks particularly sexy? No. He's a cartoon character. Okay. I was just asking. Oh, it's based on a book. Interesting.

Okay. Spirit. Did not know that. I like the style that they went for in the trailer. The animation style looks fun. They're Did not know that. I like the style that they went for in the trailer. The animation style looks fun. They're making another spirit movie. That's not a way to describe it. They're making a what?

Another spirit movie. A horse movie? Spirit Riding Free. Yeah, spirit. They just had one that released like last year. I thought. Maybe this one did come out. I just see Spirit Riding Free and the bad guys releasing and then dot, dot, dot.

I don't want to click on it but I like the style of the bad guys though. I like the cartoon style. It's pretty cool. I love how this is like fucking three weeks after this trailer came out. Almost a full month. Well I'd never heard of it. No I mean like by the time this comes out. Oh yeah

because we're recording this one early because you know we're going home for the holidays so we're backlogging some podcast episodes. And one thing that I want to try playing, speaking of furries, is Lex. Games with my heart. Lex, when she was staying with me, with Dawn, she's a furry. And she was telling me about this game she used to play. And I think it's like a furry MMO called Furcadia.

And she said that we have to play Furcadia. And also like to maybe get her in some of the episodes, like via Discord. I would love to do that. She could help us. Yeah, no, she knows it really well. So she could help us. I'm trying to see what Furcadia looks like to see if this. I think Furcadia would be awesome.

I got a lot of respect for furries not the ones that shit in diapers and uh you know do that stuff but the other ones are oh this looks sick yeah dude we're gonna have to play for katia people take put a lot of work into those suits dude we gotta play this it's like furry runescape. Sorry, Matt's like showing me across a room on his phone. I'm coming over here. I'm coming here, buddy. Oh. What?

This looks awesome. This looks crazy. And we can like talk to people. Are those furries? Yeah. So you're just animals. You're not furries. No, no.

These are birds flying. Oh. No, it is a furry game. Okay. You know what? When we furries. No, no, these are birds flying. Oh. No, it is a furry game. Okay. You know what? When we get on, oh, dude, look, yeah, you can, like, make your fucking sexy character. What's the sexiest animated animal character in your mind? Maybe it's, like, the hippopotamus from Madagascar.

She, I like them big. I like them chunky. Let's play for Katie. Remember that? Yeah, I do. What was that from then? Madagascar. Which one?

The second one. How'd you know? Your eyes widened. You didn't know. You were guessing. I guessed. They made three, right? It's the big hippopotamus.

You know, some kid went home and jerked off to that hippopotamus. Bryan Cranston's in the third one. He is? He plays a tiger or something. Plays a liger, bro. He goes, Jesse, I'm a tiger. Jesse, I'm in Madagascar 3. Jesse, I'm in Madagascar 3.

I can't commit today. They've cast me in the third Madagascar movie. Mr. White, I think that's too public of an image. Bitch. Alex the fucking lion. Classic video right there. But the furry game, let's like tell fans when we get on. So during our Let's Plays, we can have a bunch of fans following us around.

Yeah, a bunch of furry fans. People will be playing. Like a big furry parade. Real furries will be playing just like chill. And then they'll see a fucking massive like mosh of people like walking around. And they'll join in on the fun because they're going to be like, what's going on? Well, they know it's award winning YouTubers, Matt Watson and Ryan McGee. So we haven't actually won any awards, but we are award winning in my book.

The YouTube plaques look like trophies. Those are awards actually. We were awarded them. They're awards. The 100,000 plaques. For accomplishments. Hey, guess what we're going to get in 2022? We're going to get the big gold one. The million one? The million bedillion one? I cannot wait for that dude. That's going to feel so surreal when you and I

open that because that's something that I've dreamed of since we started day one on Super Mega. Imagine there's going to come a time when we might be opened that because that's something that I've, I've dreamed of since we started day one on super mega, like imagine there's going to come a time when we, we might be able to get that gold plaque. We might hit a million one day. And it always seemed like such a farfetched dream, but it's coming up,

you know, just about 60,000 subs away right now. I think it just feels like those, those, those, those dreams where you're just on that long, never ending hallway, trying to reach the open door with the light at the end,

you know, whatever the fuck. Our, uh, yeah, our growth has always been slow. That's what it feels like. I'm like,

are we, are we not at a million yet? How close are we? Oh, we're pretty far, but apparently we're still growing. We have a very, very slow,

slow, consistent growth. Well, I wonder why. Yeah, we, we know. Yeah. We do like four to 10,000 subs a month, I wonder why. Yeah, we know. Yeah.

We do like four to 10,000 subs a month, which is pretty low, you know, because the Super Mega fan base is pretty, pretty powerful. Yeah. But I don't think that. You just showed me the. The girl shaking the bells. She's so aggressive with it, dude. Jesus, bro.

Right? Ryan told me about it. He's like, dude, this Amazon ad I keep seeing on Twitter, like, it's this girl shaking these bells aggressively. And she is fucking, it's like she's boxing, dude. She's been there for like a month. Shaking them bells. She must be tired.

It's like when you're playing Wii boxing and you're just fucking like furiously just like, but yeah. But she seems happy too it's like this weird like mix of like she's aggressive but happy and also christmas it's like so many things the algorithm does not promote us to a lot of new viewers why not um because if you look at our views it's almost all subscribers um no i know no i know what it means, but I mean, what's the reason? For not being promoted in the algorithm? Yes.

You know, it's God's choice, man. God works in mysterious ways. We go on trending every now and then. Yeah, Fortune Cookies was like 13 or 12. Drunk Drawing every now and then gets on trending? I'm very excited for 2022 with the shit that will get on trending. We have another sketch that we're dropping soon, by the way. Yes, but that's probably not coming out until after.

Yeah, that's coming out after the holiday. We're just saving it for January because December we have a lot of Christmas uploads and we don't want to blow our load. And don't start this fucking shit. Sorry. There's this big fucking sketch that's releasing that's going to topple everything. It's a fun little short little fucking sketch.

Because people were, with the drunk drawing with Hunter, some people were like, I'm really disappointed that you guys hyped this up for months and then it was only 14 minutes. And it's like we didn't hype it up like that. We were just saying we were excited for it. And I got really fucking drunk, which I did.

And you threw up afterwards in this room. There's a stain on the carpet from some of the puke right there. I see it. Really? Yeah, a little bit. A little bit got on the carpet. I thought I got it all in the bucket. About that much got on the carpet.

Shit. I cleaned it up for you, though. Thanks, man. That's now welcome to my world. It's the first time I've ever seen you get sick from alcohol. I was Jackson fucking. The piss bottle was was pure liquor. Yeah.

Just pure fucking liquor. And the more drunk you get, the less you taste the liquor. I pre-gamed with two fucking very strong rum and cokes. Jack and cokes. Jack and Cokes. Did you? Yeah. Yeah, when Hunter's around, Hunter always like... He pushes alcohol on people.

Like Leighton pushes weed. Hunter's like, oh, oh, we got to go get some Coke Zero and some whiskey. That boy always is yearning for his Coke Zero and some whiskey. And he's fucking mixing it up like... It's actually a better flavor. No, it's not. It's disgusting. Like Coke Zero tastes the exact same to me as diet coke which tastes like ass diet coke is no better for you just because it doesn't have sugar it has fucking fake sugar in it

it's awful still don't don't buy it as it gives you cancer what i would hate dude at chick-fil-a when someone would get their like five-year-old daughter a Diet Coke. Oh. I'm like, that's why. Like, it was always those moms, like the pageant moms. Like, they don't want their kid to get fat,

so. Nothing better than like going to CC's and getting one of those like red cups. The red plastic cups. Yeah. And then just getting like

just a bunch, like some ice and then Coke and then as you're eating your pizza, we should make those. Washing it down with Coke. We should make a,

like a lunch set where it's like a tray and then one of those clear cups. A burger place I really like in LA called Burger Lords did that where they sold trays with their logo and then the clear brown cups. Like the plastic ones with their logo on it.

It's one of my favorite cups. I remember one time I went to that place and this guy held the door for me and goes, Welcome to the Burger lords Matt Watson and I was like thanks man and then he walked away freaked me out freaking me the frick out

they got good vegan burgers there I'm in the mood for some burgers are you? I got one in the kitchen I haven't touched yet from five guys no you need to eat that I'm going to eat it I'm just going to wait until after the podcast when my appetite might be a little more stimulated. God, apple pan is so good. Apple pan is delicious, man.

We got to go back. We do. January, take me. Okay. Or, you know, I was thinking about staying in South Carolina for New Year's, but I also contemplated

you're coming back like around the 30th, 29th, something like that. Somewhere around there. I only bought a one-way ticket because a round trip was like 800 bucks and I was like,

fuck, that's expensive. I bought a one-way because a round trip was like 800 bucks and I was like fuck that's expensive I bought a one way ticket too to paradise but what was that I was doing some back oh okay I like it it sounded really good but I was thinking about if you want to

maybe coming back early and just you and I just hanging out just the two of us for New Year's Eve no big party no big get together just ordering some not getting fucking smashed just fucking we order some food hang out at your place watch the ball drop smoke some weed sit in your backyard smoke a little joint maybe just an edible even talk about life talk about the the new year coming up and the fresh start i'd love that if you want to i'm'm down. Because the other plan was the Tucker brothers were like in South Carolina, like they wanted to rent an Airbnb and have a partay for New Year's.

But I kind of just want to go chill with my boy Ryan. Oh, wow. You know, they invited they invited you. Yeah, I can't believe it. That's crazy. I thought they were trying to distance themselves from you ever since they got into that controversy. Well, they're trying. Oh, come on.

They're trying. They're trying. But you can't get rid of me that easy. Yeah. You know? Also, I don't know if I've ever formally announced this. I'm not part of Lazy Eye anymore. What?

Lazy Eye was a little something I started for fun. That's the only reason I was supporting it. I'm supporting it for Harrison and Carson I'm not dude yeah but Lazy Eye I left just cause it you know creative differences where are the let's plays I needed to focus on the let's plays

more but I still looking back did you record any yes we have recorded some let's plays I'm very happy with the music videos I directed with Lazy Eye and now it's Harrison and Carson's thing, so... I'm in Let's Plays. No, Let's Plays I do. Lazy Eye presents Let's Plays.

Doing the part of a fan screaming and berating you. On Reddit? On the podcast. We just brought one off the street. All right, can we get him out of here? Sure, sure. Hey, you can just walk out that door. Yeah, that door right there.

Yeah, he's a little upset. We've recorded Let's Plays, okay? We have. I don't know how many have come out at this point because we're mainly doing Christmas videos. None have come out. One. One has. Maybe one.

Sites Adventure 4 should be out. At least one has come out. You know, I saw on Reddit someone was like, Are they going to play Sites Adventure 4? And someone just said, No. Guess what, bitches? Think again.

And it's the best Scythe's Adventure game by far. I think. No, okay. I wouldn't. Okay. I still think the third one's my favorite. Me too. Actually, yes.

The fourth one's still very good. And I really enjoyed it. And it's still a marvel of what he's able to do just as like a essentially a one man team it's innovative i think i think that four because you know when when things make a four usually it's no good like four is the one where sometimes three is even where it gets bad but a lot of the times four is like the nail in the coffin for most series because not a lot of movies get a fourth and when they do you can tell it's usually like oh they're just milking this now yeah but brandon gaming company whipped up sights adventure 4 first four and uh he changed he fucking changed the whole thing up it's fresh

it's brand new it's always fresh it's always he always learns something new and applies that he puts in a lot of fucking hard work and effort. So if you're interested, he has four of those games up there. Psych Adventure. He's on Itch.io. Yeah, Brandon Gaming Company. He's this guy, this kid who lives in Georgia.

He's not a kid. He's a few years younger than us, but he lives in Georgia, and he programmed his own games, made the music, wrote the story, and it's an epic biblical tale where you answer Bible trivia. You traverse a crazy world with bad guys. You use different tools like we put on a hat that makes us jump higher.

Yeah, we got some magic slippers. Mm-hmm. That make us run faster. You got a sword and a shield. It's awesome, guys, for real. So I would suggest if you're bored, go check out those games because they're legitimately cool and fun. And you'll learn something about the Bible.

And the first game has a theme song he made with vocals. And it's like, Learn about the Bible, have a lot of fun, Sight's Adventure. It's awesome. And it gets stuck in my head all the time. So go check out Brandon Gaming Company.

He's a dapper-ass dude. And I actually would love to see anyone watching. If you guys could start, if you do Let's Plays or people could try to learn how to speed run. Sites Adventure?

Yes. Try to do a Sites Adventure speed run. I would love, we will legitimately watch those if you upload them. I would 100% watch those. We'll retweet it and shit too,

probably maybe. But if it takes you an hour, you know. Yeah, it took us an hour to beat Scythe's Adventure. I mean, we found Scythe's Adventure just on Itch.io and we looked up like Jesus or something and nobody had seen this yet. It was just like a little undiscovered page and we're like, dude, this looks fucking awesome.

And we played it and do you remember how blown away we were? We were so blown away that we decided to send it out as just one full package instead of multiple episodes. We were going to do a series. I'm like, no, this is too rare. So I'm so glad. And it's been the same way for each one. And the fourth one should, we wanted to get it out before Christmas.

So it's probably out now. The date we have set right now is the 23rd. That's when we want it to release. And this comes out the week after that. 27. If it's not out out classic super mega, but it will be coming out soon. If not,

and if it is out, go watch it. Actually get with your friends, watch all four sites, adventure, let's plays in a row. And it will actually be a fucking awesome journey. We should put it in one video.

That's a long ass fucking time. It's about four hours. We should compile into one video and upload it. Like the full sites adventure saga. Who would be interested in that? Put your phones in the air. Put your fucking hands up. Put your phones up.

Oh. Turn your flashlights on. Let me. Jump up and down. Let me actually message Brandon and say, are you planning five? Because if four is. I thought two was the last one. Then I thought three was the last one then i thought three was the last one and now

four ended in a way where it's i don't i'm not gonna spoil anything but in a way where it could be the ending or it could open up to another one it's either or he he had a perfect fourth one yeah i think the fourth one definitely feels like an aside it's a pre prequel. It is a prequel, but it's a memory of a prequel. It actually takes place in 2023. I have to move my car for Layton. Layton, stop parking in the driveway. That's for the CEOs. And we have to keep moving our cars.

And you also park halfway in the driveway. So we can't park two cars sometimes. You're not allowed to park in the driveway anymore. Okay. You abuse your right. Well, to be fair, he is here always before us.

So no, I don't care. He's going to have to ask the neighbors if they'll lend him one of their parking space. Don't say it's only the one time. There's one time that I parked halfway because I didn't know you guys were going to be here. Cause I was popping in to grab my camera.

Even when I'm by myself late and I pull all the fucking way up. I was popping in for three hours to pick up the camera. It was Alex. Alex? Alex! All right, we're going to go to ad break. We're going to hear some commercials. You guys are going to freaking love them.

And Ryan's going to go move his car for Leighton. And we'll see you after the break. Beep! And Ryan's going to go move his car for Leighton. And we'll see you after the break. Beep. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs, projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small.

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that's a-n-g-i.com wow wow wow those were some good ad reads I don't know what accent that was I knew you were going to be like I don't know what that was like could you try to place that I would say eastern European somewhere there is no worse

feeling in the entire world than when you're doing an accent in front of people like you do an accent and you immediately realize it's awful. Because it's like, um... Oi, mate. Like, what's just bad? Off to the dunnies, mate.

Christian Senf is the worst person ever in accents. Roy needs a dunnies, mate. I've never heard someone do worse accents. Oh, bruv. I'm just kidding, Christian. I know you're listening, so they're fantastic. Is he listening? well he's like I haven't listened to you guys in a couple months

and the other day I put on your podcast and the first thing I listened to was you guys talking shit about me I was like he's like of all of them I chose that one but Christian your accents are amazing and they're so endearing you should keep doing them

you should just do them publicly on a stage. Christian has a great Chinese accent, and I think that he should start doing that more and more every day. Can you give me a little of what it sounds like? No, I can call him and ask, though. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that cool? Yeah. Let's go ahead and call Christian up and see if he can do his...

You guys know Christian. We've talked about him a lot. He's a childhood friend of mine who lives out in LA Ryan knows him I like to bully him a lot ever since middle school let's call Christian Senf also he streams on Twitch and he's a 3D

designer and he makes really cool art he makes really cool art I say cute because the designs are actually cute he's really good at Blender now he used to suck balls But Yeah

No I've streamed with Christian before too Minecraft He's a Hey what's up man Hey Christian how you doing man I'm alright Uh

What's good with you Not much I'm just recording the podcast with Ryan right now So I got you on speakerphone On the microphone Just to let you know Um We were just wanting to hear that

famous Chinese accent you do what's up and morning to you how you doing that's Watson, you mean that Chinese accent yeah well no Christian, okay Christian stop playing coy that was Scottish or something

that was Irish or something oh really, that was something or something that was Irish or something oh really oh that was something Christian give us your best British accent my best British accent oh it's happy morning to you

Matt Watson how are you it's so good to see you you never call anymore I'm pretty pretty sure

that's Scottish pretty sure that was Scottish one of the two or Irish who knows with those two. Nigerian. Nigerian?

Okay. Wait a second. I gotta get into character for that one. He's got his makeup on. Oh, hello, Matt Watson. How are you? I haven't heard from you in so long. Christian, you're a little...

Christian, you little goofball. That's me. Yeah? Is that what you're looking for? That's exactly what I was looking for. That's exactly what I was looking for. We're just actually going to find someone doing a horribly racist impression

and put it in and make it sound like it was you. But that's Christian Siddhoff, everybody. Christian, wait. What's your Instagram for people to check out your 3D art? That is Christian underscore X-E-N-F. Christian Zenf with an X.

Alright, thank you, Christian. Let's hang out soon. Thank you, man. I'll see you in Charleston for Christmas. I will. I'll see you there too, bud. And Ryan, I better see you. Maybe. You should come down to Charleston for a day. I would like. And Ryan, I better see you. Maybe. You should come down to Charleston for a day. I would like to.

I think I will have time. After Christmas? Yeah, after Christmas. Okay, after Christmas. I can come after Christmas. I don't know if I'm still going to stay for New Year's, Christian. Oh, no. I might be coming back to spend it with my brother, Ryan.

No, now he's making a dick-sucking motion. We're not doing that. Wink, wink. You're not doing that. Wink wink. Who knows, Christian? Who knows? Alright, well, I'll catch you later, dude. Hey, wait, Christian, one more thing. Yo, mama. Fucked him up,

bro. Thank you for doing that for me. Of course. Thank you for doing that for me. English is weird. Thank you for doing that for me of course thank you for doing that for me english is weird thank you for doing that for me well the one that always gets me weird is like have and had it's like i have to eat why do you say have there i have to because because you own the like you have like you're owning the like desire to, or like action. Two separate words, I'm guessing. I have to eat.

I had to eat. Like you're saying you're possessing the action that needed to be done. You're possessing the action of eating. I have to eat. Makes no sense. You know, you Buffalo, Buffalo,

Buffalo. Do you know that's a real sentence? Is seven times Buffalo, Buffalo. I don't think that that's bullshit. That's not a real sentence. Uh huh. Will Smith,

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Will Smith Will Smith Will Smith Will Smith Will Smith Will Smith Will Smith Will Smith Will Smith Will Smith Will Smith but will will smith smith will smith who knows does not sound like a name anymore will smith will smith it's my that's my mantra do you think his uh my mantra his his ancient cousins were were like his his ancestors yeah i like calling them ancient that's a better term for ancestors ancient cousins. That's better. That's a better term for ancestors. Ancient cousins. That's what they are. Yeah, he was my ancient cousin.

That's what they are, dude. Ulysses S. Grant was my ancient cousin. But do you ever... I forgot what train I was going on. Did you smoke a little marijuana before the podcast? Just a little bit. Ooh, bad boy. I'm not bad for it.

No, you're good. Yeah. It's the gateway drug, Ryan. Come bad for it. No, you're good. Yeah. It's the gateway drug, Ryan. Come on. Next, you're going to be doing heroin. But you were saying,

do you think Will Smith's ancient cousins, do you think his last name is anything like Smith? Does it have anything to do with like smithing?

Yeah, probably. Because probably way back in his lineage, there was an ancient cousin who was a Smith, a blacksmith. What are other examples of that? Hey, Will Smith smith a blacksmith what are other examples

of that hey will smith technically is a blacksmith or it's like they're no it's like the last name is like a direct it directly miller what they do you know someone who who mills okay uh there's so many i can't think of right now like what are the most uh common last names dude um uh hold on let me look up common last names because there's there's so many baker cook oh yep baker and cook do you think that's really where it comes down idiot you were the baker fred the baker so i guess i'm fred baker i not i don't know where names like how long in my family have been names been going on you know smith jones i don't know where names like how long in my family have names been going on you know Smith Jones I don't know what Jones is no we're being stupid that's like getting on the track

of like the dude who invented orange juice's name is Steven Orange Juice no no people did like Smith like they were called by like like when they made someone had to in my family had to create the name at one point you know yeah someone had to create Watson my family, had to create the name at one point, you know? Yeah. Someone had to create Watson.

I'm just Hernandez. What does Watson mean? Let's look up our last names, man. Watson. I'm going to look up. Okay, you look up Watson. I'll look up mine. McGee meaning?

Son of Walter is what Watson means. Walter. As a native Irish name, McGee is derived from the Gaelic Mag Oda or Son of Hugh, while others of the name in Ireland are ultimately of Scottish origin. Experience McGee, McGee come from a Gaelic. Yeah, it does. McGee does come from a Gaelic. Come on.

Oh, the name means fire. So of fire mcgee means son of fire i guess because it says hold up hue a very popular i thought it was just some guy named hue i was like son of hue i was like okay but no hue in gaelic means fire. Or some shit like that. Hugh means fire? Hugh means fire. Alright. H-U-G-H means fire, so. Really?

Son of fire. Mag-al-da. Mag-al-da. Is that Gaelic? How would you pronounce it? M-A-G space A-O-D-H-A. A-O-D-H. Mag-al-da?

Mag-al-da. Mag-al-da. McGee. Mag Alda. Mag Alda. Mag Alda. McGee. All right. I'm trying to find. All right. I'm on a house of names dot com. And let's let's see what it says.

Oh, wow. There's one of the coat of arms. One of the Google things is. Is McGee a girl name? Is McGee a black name? Why would someone name someone McGee? I wish that was your first name. Hey, McGee a girl name? Is McGee a black name? Why would someone name someone McGee? I wish that was your first name. Hey, McGee. McGee, McGee.

What's up, McGee? Please name your son McGee, so it's McGee, McGee. Hey, McGee, McGee. And the middle name is McGee. People always do McGee. Aaron Hansen would still do McGee. Worked with him for years. Well, I spell his wife's name wrong still, so.

All right right let's hear about watson watson is an ancient anglo-saxon name that derived from what which is a diminutive form of walter this old german name which literally means mighty army was introduced into england during the reign of edward theessor. What the fuck is Edward the Confessor? Watson means mighty army? Yeah. Walter, no, Walter does. Walter means mighty army. And Watson means son of Walter.

So son of the mighty army? I don't know. Yeah, basically. The surname also features the suffix son, which superseded other patronymic suffixes. That's interesting. Watson just means son of... Watson. The name also features the suffix son, which superseded other patronymic suffixes. This is too many big words. Watson just means son of.

Watson. Son of who again? Walter. Walter. Watson Walter. Walter White. Oh, look at this. I'll read a little bit more.

Walt Whitman. Oh, Walter. Walter. Walter. Walter. You're going to suck this cock, Walter. Mike, listen. Mike, I'll do anything. Oh, Mike, please don't come suck this cock, Walter. Mike, listen. Mike, I'll do anything.

Mike, please don't come on my face this time. I don't know, Walt. You've been a bad, bad boy. Mike! You were supposed to cook, Walter. Jesse, Gus is going to suck my cock. He already came on me, bitch. What do you want me to do?

Oh, listen to this. Someone animate that. Animate the other time we did that. It was better. Yeah, it was much better. That was more like a callback. The surname Watson was first found in the county of Rutland, where they were lords of the manor of Rockingham from ancient times.

This was home to a castle was erected by William. What? So wait, let me see what Ryan means. And I can figure out what myed by William. What? So wait, let me see what Ryan means and I can figure out what my whole name means. Looks like 1392 is the first time Watson appeared in text. Dude,

I'm a little king. I forgot that Ryan means little king. And I mean powerful army. Mighty army and little king. Well, let me see what my first name means. Yeah, see what your first name means. Pretty sure it means gift from God. Okay, so we can all agree with. Gift from God army and little King. Well, let me see what my first name is. Yeah. See what your first name means. Pretty sure it means gift from God. Okay. So we can all agree with gift from God and the little King.

Let me see what my middle name means. There's a variation of my last name. That's Mack Waddy, M A C capital W A T T I E. Matthew McWaddy would be an awesome fucking name. Early notable Watson's. Please, please,

please, please, please. Watson migration to the United States. An attempt to escape the chaos experience in England. Many English families boarded overcrowded and diseased ships sailing for the shores of North America. And that's where Watsons came from.

Dude, my middle name is literally a declaration of my faith in Christianity. Like a declaration of faith? or Elias or Elijah. Well, there are forms of Elijah, but Elijah means the Lord is my God, but can also be interpreted in the other forms of the strong Lord or Jehovah is God. Jah. Elijah.

Dude. So the Lord is my, so I'm little King. The Lord is my God, son of fire. That's sick fire That's awesome That's me John Watson was on the fucking Mayflower

Is he an ancestor of yours? Maybe Watson's a pretty common name Watson Watson I really want to do that video Where we try to do a meet up with people Adventures of what's up Holmes That's what that's from You ever see that? I really want to do that video where we try to do a meet up with people our names. Huh?

Ventures of what's up homes. That's what that's from. You ever see that? You did. You showed me that years ago. It's a classic, dude. I remember watching that over and over again when I was a little, when I was a little tyke. Dude, Watson settlers in the United States in the 18th century.

Ann Watson, who landed in Pennsylvania in 1776. Yeah, I like the pencil hervania. Come on, man. Like, really? That's just like... Come on. Very witty. I agree. It's not very witty. Watson's in Australia?

New Zealand? I'm just trying to find if they have like the West Indies? What are the West Indies? Are those islands? The West Indies? I don't West Indies? Are those islands? The West Indies? I don't know. Are those like the Maldives? How am I supposed to know?

Am I on the notable Watson list? No. Historical events for the Watson family. Air New Zealand flight 901. Miss Isabel Watson, New Zealand passenger from Mount Albert North Island New Zealand Was aboard Air New Zealand flight 901 for an Antarctic sightseeing flight When it flew into

Mount Erebus She died in the crash I know about that And another Woman Named Katarine Katarine Watson Was on that flight

That was crazy It was Katarina? No just Katarine Oh okay There was Wait Flight TWA 800.

Miss Jill Watson was aboard. From JFK to Da Vinci Airport. Died in Rome in a plane crash. Holy farts, dude. Halifax explosion. God damn. Ship sinking, ship sinking, ship sinking, ship sinking. Lady of the Lake.

Yeah, another ship. But a lot of Watsons have drowned in ship sinkings. Oh my God. There was some Watsons on the USS Arizona. Is that the one that fucking like tipped over and blew up? Damn, dude. Well, that's pretty crazy that multiple Watsons have died in multiple plane crashes. I know about the one that flew into Mount Erebus.

I watched a video on it. I mean, it's such a common last name so many people have already existed i mean odds are why are you taking this away from me a few of them were gonna die in plane crashes matt they were flying to antarctica to do like a sightseeing thing and visibility went out and they started going the wrong direction and they didn't realize it probably because they needed glasses knowing your lineage come on man come on and they they thought the wrong direction and they didn't realize it. Probably because they needed glasses knowing your lineage. Come on, man. Come on. And they thought they were way up in the air, but their thing was fucked up and they were actually really low and then flew into the side of a mountain. And the wreckage is still there.

Everything is still there because they couldn't retrieve it because it's Antarctica. Hey, you see something? Just look at that. It's fucking great. I want to read uh let me see what my first name means matthew i thought that you already just looked that well i know i didn't look it up i just remember i think it's gift from god gift of god uh yeah the name matthew

stems from hebrew matthew matthew which means gift of yahweh matthew itself simply means gift okay so gift what is the personality of the name matthew and your middle name is roger Matthew itself simply means gift. Okay. So gift. What is the personality of the name Matthew? And your middle name is Roger. Mm-hmm. Matthew is a name that evokes logical reasoning, Ryan. You're possibly intelligent, intuitive, graceful, and even psychic. So that's pretty cool, right?

Is Matthew a real name? Nope. Ryan name? right is matthew a real name nope uh ryan name so you said your name means little king that's cute man middle name just means the lord is my god and then last name is son of fire derived also derived from the irish surname o ryan o rRyan. O-O-O-Ryan McGee. Well, Ryan used to be reserved for boys. Yeah, he is. Ryan's fucking reserved for boys. That's right.

It's not, though. There are girls named Ryan now. Yeah, it has recently become a popular gender-neutral option. Any girls named Ryan? Any girls named Matthew out there? There was a girl in my youth group named Ryan. She was like... Yeah, you.

You were looking in the mirror. Come on, ryan she was like yeah you you were looking in the mirror come on dude she was like three four years older than i damn really yeah it was an older ryan so she had the name before i which which isn't cool she's a woman okay there are females named matthew so i met a girl named matth night. Yes, you read that right. Is that a Reddit post? No, it's a... You wouldn't believe what I just ran into. It's on a name forum. So this woman walks up to me and tells me that her husband gave birth to two healthy young twins.

Oh, and, uh, yeah, and the husband's wife has a penis so he sucks his wife's penis oh that sounds normal to you okay oh man maybe mars isn't looking so bad after all oh that's right why do you think elon's trying to go there this is a moon this is a normal sentence in 2022 ryan i sucked my girlfriend's penis. You were doing that at my house. You're going to be one of those conservative guys. So riddle me this. So now I can just suck my girlfriend's penis?

Hey, you've always been able to suck your girlfriend's penis. I'd suck my girlfriend's penis if she had one. So I'm sorry. My boyfriend's on his period. He's bleeding out of his vagina. His vagina and her penis. Hey, my girlfriend put her penis into her boyfriend's vagina. Yeah.

Does that make a lot of sense? This is a joke for those who can't tell when things are jokes. Picture that as being like Tucker Carlson being launched to Mars and ranting that stuff as he's slowly disappearing into the ethos. He's yelling over a megaphone as it's going off space. Yeah.

Her penis? Yeah. Her penis, dude. Honestly, it sounds like a Stephen Crowder stand-up routine, what we just did. Oh, so you could say, her penis, or what? That does sound like a Steven Crowder thing. Put a little black face on and you've got a perfect comedy sketch.

Yeah, this is Anne's penis. Hmm? Huh? You said her penis. I said, yes, this is Anne's penis. Yours. Right? You're saying that yours belongs to Anne.

My penis belongs to Anne. Do you think any couples do like some weird thing where they they like share like they say that the polygamy theirs no no they say that the penis is there like so they say oh 100 in our vagina oh yeah it's like i'm just so close i'm part of you this is i feel like usually it's probably obsessive in one particular so either it's like their penis and it's like i still get to keep my vagina or no no i'm not talking about uh trans stuff i'm talking about no i know that but i'm saying it's like i feel like people like that usually that that that would do that would have the personality type of being very jealous and being very possessive yeah and usually people who are that

way have certain rules for their significant other that they then do not apply to themselves. Thus creating the whole, this is our penis, but this is my vagina. I see Jackson and Bella doing that. Yeah. This is our penis. This is our vagina. No, no, this is my vagina. No, it's our vagina.

I can use it how I please. This is our penis. I can use it how I please. This is our penis. Yes. Yeah. That's Jackson after he gets married and takes his girlfriend's last name. It's our penis. Justin knows a fantastic Jackson impression. He's gonna put a ring on his penis. Bell's gotta put a ring on that

penis soon. If you like it, then you should've put a ring on the penis. Nice, man. Ryan McGoggle's. Classic Beyonce song. Sorry, Ryan McGoggle's type beat. Piancé. Nice, man. Ryan McGogles. Classic Beyonce song. Sorry, Ryan McGogles type beat. P-once. P-once. Ad reads.

Back from the ad reads. P-once. Still got penises on the mind. And can never give him up. That sounds like a poem, like a really deep poem or song title. Her penis. Her penis was on my mind today. I've been thinking about my girlfriend's

penis hey man let me just throw this out there i saw the reflection of her penis staring at me as i lived my life there's nothing wrong with her penis i'll tell you that right now dude if my girlfriend had a penis i would be sucking that thing off if what if my girlfriend had a penis i'd be sucking the skin off that meat. Well, I'm lucky. 50% of my girlfriends have penises. Really? Yep.

Damn, dude. I like to keep it even. Did you add some more? No. More to the roster? The roster's growing. Because last time I checked. So I got the roster for the girlfriends and I got the boyfriends.

And then I got the wives. Then I got the sister wives. And then I got the husbands. then I got the sister wives, and then I got the husbands. You got the brother husbands, too? Those are all the brother husbands. Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah.

I wonder who, like, in the Mormon faith, which, there's got to be one person. Do they have a roster of, like, everyone they're married to? Do they have a little schedule? Like, oh, god damn. They do have a schedule. Whose anniversary is it? I watched Sister Wives. when they're married to do they have a little schedule like oh god damn they do have a schedule whose anniversary is it i watched sister wives i watched the first uh episode on tlc and it's actually a great show it just like follows this mormon dad and his three wives and they're bringing in a fourth and he they they built a so a lot of mormons like in salt lake city and stuff they

have built special houses that are for polygamy. So it's basically multiple houses into one separated by doors. So it's all just one house. But, you know, they have multiple kitchens. So like basically like one floor is its own house. Another one is, you know. Yeah, I've seen some where they're in the same subdivision where it's like one. It's just like a walk down to the other house. Yeah.

And the guy was talking about he has like schedule, like time between them where it's like, oh, today I'm hanging out with this wife. Do they hang out? Do the wives hang out? Are they allowed to? They're best friends. Okay. Yeah.

They all hang out together. Yeah. He pumps me good. And he pumps me good. So what do you think about his penis? Oh. Love it. That Mormon cock hit different.

What does he say? So does he tell you to do the strap-on thing what nothing never mind never mind never mind hey honey so uh lisa yeah it just leads it no i feel like there would be unbelievable amounts of jealousy and drama and they have foursomes and shit do they have like group sex no they don't what how you have multiple wives and not have and you ain't gonna make a make out now picture me this saying this on a mic in front of like a like a huge auditorium of people who's not gonna have sex with them let's go oh the baby the baby that's you in the front the baby i cannot hear the words the baby anymore uh like not? Michael Jackson's talking about his son in an interview.

He's like, I wanted to show them DaBaby. And I'm like, yeah, it's DaBaby. And I showed them DaBaby. DaBaby? What a good rapper. Michael Jackson showed them DaBaby? He's homophobic, though. DaBaby is?

Yeah. What rapper isn't homophobic? Boozy. Lil Boozy. He's not homophobic at all. He sucks penis. He does. He's probably the most homophobic rapper I've ever seen he said some awful truly awful terrible shit publicly on

twitter and no not debate the baby also said boozy little boozy said some boozy real bad shit he likes throwing around the f word publicly fuck not that one the other one freak yeah fool and um yeah he was really mad at little nas x uh and called him uh for being yeah eminem called tyler a you know what he did the classic argument where it's like you're like you know like you're putting your sexuality onto all these kids it's like the fuck are you talking about putting your sex on TV and you can see tits. It's like sexuality is already in the media. Turn on the TV and what do you see? Tits! Nothing but tits. Oceans of tits as far as the eye can see.

Oh, and next thing you know in 2025, turn on the TV and you're going to see her penis. Oh. Already have. I wish this episode could be called Her Penis. You know? It just, we can't put penis in the well we did for one episode penis mike yeah but that didn't go well did it with penis mike yeah thank god we didn't actually get a mom we just i had to use text his audio didn't record so i had to use text to speech

why you say thank god we didn't get a mom because uh some of the stuff he was saying was just awful. Some of it was racist, but some of it was just kind of borderline, just regular conversation. He made some borderline, though. You know? Yeah. It just really sounded like he had just regurgitated a lot of JonTron talking points. Yeah. TronJon.

Well, I mean, he's in college. He's learning. Yeah, he's learning. He's learning. To be a little incel. I was a little bitch in college. Yeah? It's great. My beliefs and just views and everything have shifted so much from the time I was like 19 to 25. You used to hold up signs on the side of the roads.

No gays allowed in front of your church. No, that was one of the things. Still a big change, though. Just kidding. It was a joke. Still a big change. I have, one time I was in Columbia and I was driving. And outside the

state house i saw a protest going on i was like oh god what is it this time it was for sir against circumcision a bunch of protesters with like like our body our choice like for circumcision like science saying like foreskin stuff i'm like who's that passionate about fucking foreskin that they go to the state guys we're organizing we're gonna go to the fucking state house i mean it is kind of weird that genital mutilation is like i do agree it's very acceptable and just a norm well you can thank fucking abraham for that or whoever the fuck cut his son's it's mutilation it is mutilation 100 just cutting off some of the penis. Actually, when you're a baby, they don't

numb you or anything. They just do it. Because you won't remember. That's fucked, though. So at one point, I was probably like... At one point, I was like... Ah! Ah! My top! Ah! But, you know, I actually, like, if I had a kid,

I wouldn't get them circumcisedised I would wait until they're older and ask them if they want it I'd do it myself with my teeth like when you're trying to open like a pack of Skittles and you can't open it but basically dude circumcision is

what the hell was that man is me making fun of you nerd making me sound like the guy that plays Ray Romano's brother on everybody hates raymond but he's a chad he is hey raymond i'm very god raymond's parents they were always causing a ruckus you know raymond come on raymond you can't do that you can't raymond you stop raymoning raymond you gotta stop all this Raymonding. You keep Raymonding, Raymond. Raymond.

He's Raymonding again. Baby, I can't stop Raymonding. Just try tomorrow. Stop Raymonding and maybe we can get back to the Raymond. Stop Raymonding, Raymond. Good night. Come on, Raymond. You got to get back to the Raymond.

This Raymonding is getting in the way of the Raymond. Why you look so tired? Well, I woke up in the middle of the night and Raymond was Raymonding again. That's Raymond. Don't. But circumcision is weird. I do agree. I just I just could never bring myself to of all the things like to get to go go protest like outside the state house there's a lot

i feel like there's more pressing issues baby penis like racism i used to think circumcision was they just cut the head of the penis off it was like like a like no no not cut it off but it was like the head of the penis was like a lego piece you could like slide off and then underneath it was just like smooth with a hole that is very interesting i thought that's what it was until like i was 20. I didn't really think much about it. I didn't, I didn't see a penis that looked too different from mine until like much

later in life. Probably like around like, like late high school. I still remember my first black penis. I was, uh, in elementary school. Gad Zooks.

At the, that's a black penis. Uh, stand at the urinal next to it i'm not gonna say i was about to say his name i'm like he probably well he won't hear it but no point but he's standing next to me we're sharing a beautiful piss and i look over and saw his penis and you know it's a little black penis and he looks over at mine and goes oh that boy's got a white wiener and he yelled it out loud and started laughing so that was my you did but you did have a white i did and he did have a black penis yeah

well why is mine a wiener and his is a penis i think we we both know yeah we do but yeah i remember i remember that kid well he got me in detention once i was very mad because i did a lot of special it was called special uh, where during lunch you could sign up for like arts programs at the school. So during lunch, instead of going to the cafeteria and, and recess, you would go to like a music class, like choir or art class and work on projects with like a special area teacher. And I was doing special areas four out of the five days a week because I was so talented and smart. of the five days a week because I was so talented and smart and the one day a week where I could go to the cafeteria my friends this kid

tattled on me for something really stupid and I had to sit in detention during my only lunch of the week I remember brought a gun to school yeah it wasn't loaded a kid brought a grenade to my high school once yeah like from the what is it the fucking the what is it called the store where they sell a bunch of like grenades and jackets it was his dad's because his dad was in station the middle east and he brought it to show off to some people and this one kid that really didn't like him might have been a racial thing even when told the principal and it's the same day that incident at my school happened where the young man lit himself on fire i never saw a gun at school except for the on the like the officers like the what they had a special name resource resource officers but a lot of kids love showing off knives in school knives were big do you remember like kids

like probably oh yeah like middle school It was like super popular For like a kid to be like Look what I got You tell them They are in trouble I mean I even had a pocket knife At school? I might have brought it to school once

I did it by accident once And I freaked out I was like just showing my friends I'm like look what I got I put it in my backpack And I was paranoid all day Because I had it in my pocket I guess And I kind of want to start sparing

It's more for like I would just like Fuck around And like carve the bark Off of some sticks and shit I wish I could get really nice knives i love like a pocket knife you know yeah like a we should get we should sell super mega pocket knives machetes super mega machetes you know what's funny um super mega make me laugh joker but basically you know what i'm saying with a with a pocket knife i kind of want to start carrying one around just cause we're in LA

it might just be smart you know like when you're in LA walking down the street and if they disarm you then they can use it against you oh I'll always have it duct taped in my hand open ready to go just like I always have a condom on my penis cause I never know when I'm

gonna have sex you never know when you're gonna bust well sometimes I do bust randomly. Like a nice premature bust. Like, there is that condition where people can't stop. Who's ringing our doorbell? I heard that. Is it my... I ordered food, Matthew.

You want to go check? But there is that condition where people can't stop climaxing. And I watched a documentary probably AT&T but they're following this dude around who keeps coming all day and he falls on the ground and he's like yeah I'll do it

if it's them well it wasn't AT&T I know it smells nice in here Carson Tucker carries a pocket knife everywhere he goes it's a very Carson thing you know podcast we gotta have a candle going so nice i know it smells nice in here carson tucker carries a pocket knife everywhere he goes does he it's very carson thing you know yeah you want to you want to fight you want to throw down old man i can picture him challenging like an older gentleman in like a wheelchair yeah you bitch flashes his wheelchair tires bitch Pushes him with his foot. Check out my music videos. He's a talented artist. He is.

But, you know. I like when he paints. Yeah, I I'm saying, I like when Tucker fucking paints. Tucker's paintings. Oh my god. Everything Tucker does is a fucking just masterpiece. Hey, we should commission like an oil painting from Tucker for the office. Would he do it, you think? Yeah. We should just get a really nice portrait of the both of us together you know don't put that in your mouth ryan

you think about where that's been and okay he put the microphone in his mouth yeah i was bored and this thing man the you're bored talking to me yep you're kind of boring me talk to me about something fun um uh I saw a video last night where someone is in downtown LA some random guy comes up and just killed him with a knife and stole his backpack this happened yesterday? no uh this happened a while ago like November maybe

I think and they posted it on twitter was this on a naughty subreddit? no the police posted it on twitter they posted it on twitter? they're like any information is a $50,000 reward. Dude just walks up, I don't even know if you knew him, and fucking goes... In downtown LA? Mm-hmm. They're just walking.

He was like sitting on a bench. Fuck that, dude. I know. Isn't that crazy? You never know when someone's going to come up and just fucking take your life. Getting stabbed sounds like a horrible way to die. Apparently it hurts yeah i didn't think you'd even feel it but apparently it's the one of the feeling it's really cold you can like feel the cold of the steel oh you know speaking of which

fuck luca magnota is that how you say it i don't know i don't know how to pronounce it. You know, you know, I'm talking about the, these nuts guy. Yeah. Um, dude, imagine if Weldon went to jail for murder, would you support capital punishment of Weldon? The great. No,

I only support lowercase punishment. I would say at least keep them in a glass box for all of us. Here. One final thing in the podcast. If he's in jail, it's the first public jail where everyone can go see him. Well then! Actually, no, I take that back. That's a fucked up human zoo scenario. But it would be great if he did commit a horrible crime.

Yeah, it would be great if he did. If he committed a horrible crime, who cares? He like killed a bunch, slaughtered a bunch of innocent people. He's out in public. Right. I want to end the podcast with a controversial subject, Ryan. Okay. Death penalty.

Okay. Yes or no. Like, well, how do you feel about the death penalty? Capital punishment. Here's the thing. There is a, there is a part of my head that's like, there are some people that are so far beyond the revenge. Like you, you want.

And then there's that revenge where it's like you're just like, get this person out of society for good. They they they had their shot. Right. They took someone else out. They took whatever happened. Usually it's a pirated super mega saves the troops. It's it comes down to like taking someone's life. I'm like, I get so infuriated. it's it's it's a lot of um emotional charge here i feel about the death penalty is of

course like i see certain crimes and i'm like that person deserves the death penalty but i don't think the government should be allowed to kill somebody because that's just kind of scary like yeah it's like we can legally kill this guy the government can do that so i don't i think that's just kind of scary. Like when you, it's like we can legally kill this guy. The government can do that. So I don't, I think that's a little too powerful for a government to do. What I was going to say is like, I, I like,

I feel that when it comes, it's most of like my trust in the justice system. I don't trust like there's a 100% way. There's some cases, the justice system at all. There's, there's some cases where there are a lot of cases where the right person goes away right but there are and you hear about and they crop up every now and then and a lot of times you don't but there are a lot of cases where they don't get the right

person and someone that's innocent is either gets on death row and it or just gets in to jail for life so purely on that basis it's like as much as that like revenge factor right right you got to take the like emotional part out of it i just don't think that the government should be allowed to kill somebody right yeah that is a slippery slope itself yeah but we're also like then you're talking about giving the everyday man which we already do give the power to some extent in some states a little too much power to be able to just kill people and like get away with it right right we just got to smoke a little a little reefer and live in peace some mushrooms probably love if every single person on earth did mushrooms the world would be a much sweeter place some people are off the get-go not

right though right right they're not given a good yeah yeah a good head start i think some people it's their condition they grow up and some people they're just fucked already like genetically something's wrong in their brain taking a life is absolutely like insane concept when you think reprehensible it's like disgusting it is and one thing that like oh such like... It's such a bitch move. Little pussy. Coward. You don't have to catch that shit. Yeah, and that's a big ass mosquito though.

Yeah. Oh, isn't that funny we're talking about? I'm taking a life by killing that mosquito. You didn't kill that mosquito though. I would never. But you didn't. He got away. Did you see it over there?

No, he flew away from you and then he flew over there and now I don't know where he's back and then he's gone he's gonna fucking bite me but yeah last thing um it's it's crazy how much that that creates like a a ripple effect and uh just one loss means a lot like one it's again it comes down to one person's decisions in certain circumstances. And then that can just cause a ripple effect into just a whole sea of people. Yeah. A whole sea of thieves. Especially like when you start getting into the whole like when celebrities pass.

Right. Tragically or whether it's just old age. I mean, it's always tragic, but I mean, tragically and more of a suddenly. Right, right. And you know, a lot of people like do the thing where they're like, I forgive the killer of my daughter. Yeah. I don't think I could ever forgive someone

if they like killed you or if they killed a family member. I'm not that forgiving. I'm not that nice of a person. I might be able to find peace at some point. No, I'd have to find personal peace within myself. I'd have to find personal peace, but I don't think forgiving them would. I'd always remember what they did. I would have a burning hot white rage for someone that...

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