supermegashow - EP 280 - Harry Potter and The Epic Let's Players

Episode Date: January 19, 2022

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and I click it, and I like these guys but the fucking you know, it's too much Well, we're just bagging on some classic radio dj shit yeah dude we got it we need to rebrand the podcast fully to be fully like radio dj style with like like the fucking what are they called they called boomers what are they called the uh the like little the jockeys the mic jockeys no no the it's the name of like the... Sound effects?

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Yep. So it's time to stop the podcast momentarily and make sure the recording computer has enough space. Yep. And we'll be right back. Yep. It's another rock and roll weekend. Okay, we cleared some space. Space has been cleared.

And we are back. Back in action, baby. You know? Almost face a crisis. Like the Looney Tunes, we're back in action. Was that the Looney Tunes movie? The one with Brendan Fraser.

What was that movie? Which is awesome. And Steve Martin. I always confuse Steve Martin and Martin Lawrence, even though they're nothing alike. One is pale white and his hair is white. Like, completely, like, as white as it goes.

And then the other is... Is an actor. Yeah. Because Steve Martin's an artiste. I do love Steve Martin, man. Steve Martin is... I'm going to be very sad when he dies, because when I was... The Jerk is one of my favorite, like, old school comedy movies. I was introduced to him through Cheaper he dies because when I was, The Jerk is one of my favorite like old school comedy movies.

I was introduced to him through Cheaper by the Dozen. Oh yeah. And then I saw Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Oh yeah. With Jon Favreau. And I was like, this is a dirty movie. Yeah. This movie says fuck.

There's that classic scene with the, what do you call them? The flight ladies? The flight ladies? No, the the like stewardesses no it wasn't a stewardess it was like a desk person oh the oh like that just the the ladies that work at the desk or the boys book flights oh boys oh men i i'm not boys but you know my mom calls me sexist because um i refer to women or like i say girl instead of woman a lot but we say the boys i know i say well exactly and i say like dude and i'm and like you know there will be i refer to somebody my age like usually as as as girls so like, if you and I are talking and I'm talking about something happening, like, yeah, this girl came up to me, blah, blah, blah. That implies, like, to me, that implies that that's someone my age.

Usually you would say, well, I mean, guy, girl, they're there to say. Yeah, and I say guy. But if I say this woman came up to me, then it sounds, like, that to me just sounds like I'm talking about, like, someone in, like, their 50s or 60s. So my mom calls me sexist for that. She's like, they're women, Matt, not girls. Man, woman, guy,

girl. I use them all, bro. I say dude, dudette, bro, brochacho. You can say whatever. Yeah, man. You can call women dudes. I do call women dudes. I do too. And bro. Dude. I say bro and dude a lot. I say dude a lot. I've always been a big dude guy.

Did it start out as a bit for us too? Like us saying bro and dude. Yeah. Like bro. Bro kind of started out as, it's one of those things where it was a meme. Like bro. And then now it's in my vocabulary. I say bro a lot.

Good. And you do too. You said to me the other day over text. I did. And I say dude. I've said dude first. I say man a lot. I say man a lot. I say man a lot.

But I never say thing. Sure thing, woman. You know? And no one says woman. Like. Sure thing, woman. Okay, lady. Lady sounds like dismissive.

Like lady. You know? Because lady is always used when it's like, hey, whatever, lady. You know? Lady is used more dismissively. I honestly think it's because your mom is withering. And so she is jealous of all the pretty flowers she sees in the field on a day-to-day basis when she goes on her, I don't know,.2 mile walks with her cane.

Well, I wouldn't be calling her girl. I'd call her woman. Exactly. And I think that's what upsets her. That's what it is. She's like, why are you calling this 26-year-old girl, but you're calling me woman? You can't. Look in the mirror, Mom.

Look in the mirror. That's all. She's gonna be, her feelings are gonna be real hurt if she listens to this. Uh, we're just speaking facts. I know. And Mom, guess what? Facts don't care about your feelings. Sorry. Yep. Seriously, we're sorry. We're sorry that facts don't care about your feelings. Yeah, it's a shame, honestly. And mom, guess what? Facts don't care about your feelings. Sorry. Yep. Seriously, we're sorry. We're sorry that facts don't care about your feelings.

Yeah, it's a shame, honestly. I wish it wasn't so. I wish... Say it ain't so. I will not go. Turn the lights off. Carry me home. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na- na, na. Dude, I had a little Blink-182 phase recently, like a resurgence. I, like, the first, it was, like, January 2nd, actually. I went for a drive to clear my head, and I just listened to a bunch of old Blink-182. Ooh. Like, that song, Stay Together for the Kids. I like listening to a lot of, like, nostalgic stuff.

In one of my, like, workout playlistslists I have shawty's like a melody in my head and I'm like running to it it just like brings me back to a time where like simpler times simpler times where I was just as stupid but not as responsible

you know what I mean your eyes weren't as open to the cruelties of the world of the world how how how mean the world can be to me I thought I thought bad things happened to other people but no bad things can happen to me I guess you know I get paranoid sometimes when I used to go on

those subreddits with like r slash watch people die and shit I'd be like because for me it's like these people had no idea like a tree was gonna like fucking fall right on them that's because of high winds it's like or a car someone's not looking a car jumps a fucking curb and mows down someone on like a sidewalk or some shit we had jesus we had to sign something recently which we can't talk about yet but you and i had to sign something and one of the there was like a clause that like the only way like the contract could be terminated it had like a list of things that could like terminate the contract and one of them was an

act of god yep that's an act of god yes like i don't know how you can define an act of god but like you know it when you see it it's like struck by lightning a tree falling how fucking what are the odds of getting struck by lightning that's got to be the like that that sucks to die that way the guy it happened to a guy like two or three times or some shit like that. A lot of people survive it. They get cool ass tattoos.

Yeah, dude. They get fucking like, like Harry Potter scars but on their whole body. You know? They do. It's cause the electricity fucking goes through you

and scars you. Well, Harry Potter was saved by love. Yeah. Is that what it was? Mm-hmm. His mother's love. Mm. That's what it was? Mm-hmm. His mother's love.

Mm. That's what counteracted the spell, because her love was a protection spell around him. Right? Am I, Potterheads, am I right about that? Hey, guys, it's Matt. I'm cutting in from later in the podcast to say coming up are some Harry Potter spoilers,

so make sure if you don't want any Harry Potter spoilers, you skip ahead. Come on, Potterheads. Come on, Potterheads. Come on, Potterheads. You gotta, I think, I think I get what's going on. Was Harry a horcrux himself? Stop, dude. That's a big spoiler.

Yes. Oh, oh, okay. Well, I mean, okay, Harry Potter has been finished for like 15 years. Yeah. If you don't know the ending. No, it has, it has it. Okay, when did, when did the final book come out? The final movie came out in 2012.

I remember because I was a senior when I saw it. So a decade since the movie came out. To the premiere. But the final book, I did go to that in theaters. I remember that. I love Harry Potter, man. Harry Potter's amazing, man. The final book came out in 2007.

I never read the books. I've read like the first and the third one. That's all I've read. I read the first... I think I read the first three. I just read the books. I've read like the first and the third one. That's all I've read. I read the first, I think I read the first three. I just like the movies. The movies are awesome. The movies are always like, because for me as a kid, the reason I liked them so much is they were fun and exciting and it was cool to enter this world. Because when you're a kid, your imagination, when you go to a movie, it's like you are actually kind of visiting another place.

It's really cool. What the child imagination is like. Right. And, um, as well, it was, it just kind of, uh, they aged with me. So I felt like, oh, they're kind of maturing with me. And as a, as a, as a young boy who doesn't, who gets scared easily and doesn't like horror, didn't like horror movies that much. They were kind of like mini horror movies for me because they had like jump scares and scenes that were kind of scary for young children i like a three-headed

dog barking or a book that randomly you open it and it no the book like you open it and just go oh that yeah screaming book from the first one wasn't also a book that was like yeah that was in the fuck i can't remember which one that was. Goblet of Fire. Yeah, when he starts out in that fucking house or whatever. I watched Goblet of Fire recently. I went... Actually, Hollywood Forever Cemetery. They do... We should go.

They do movies where they... The ending of that one is such a downer. It really is. But did you leave and you're just like, hmm. That's the My Boy one, right? Yeah. My boy! Because it ends and it's like, the student has died, Voldemort's back. And then everyone's just're just like, hmm. That's the My Boy one, right? My Boy! The student has died, Voldemort's back.

And then everyone's just kind of like, well, I guess we'll come back next year. Bye. Yeah, it's a downer. But it gets me very excited for the next one. Yeah. You know, Hollywood Forever Cemetery, though, they do this event where they have a huge lawn and you can go with a blanket and lay down

I think I'm spirited away at this thing yeah it was on a lawn and I think it was at a cemetery and I watched spirited away in Hollywood yeah yeah yeah it's probably that yeah

I went and saw Goblet of Fire there a couple months ago so they have a bunch of like food trucks and a bunch of porta potties if you gotta take a drop of deuce

during the movie it was really fun it was Harry Potter yeah and you enjoyed it and they let you drink in there too you like Harryry potter i love harry potter would you say it's like a hit would you say it's a defining nostalgic itch for you at all i not in terms of defining your character but your nostalgia yes but but for a different reason okay because my sister was

obsessed with harry potter like that was like her favorite thing and i was she was reading the books and i was too young to or i wasn't too young i just didn't read them uh back then and uh busy reading the dictionary exactly i was actually reading the encyclopedia every single encyclopedia um but she was into it so i remember harry potter like from my sister's excitement for it she like dressed it would she get remember Harry Potter, like from my sister's excitement for it. Would she like dress it? Would she get like scarves? And like, I don't think so,

but some people dressed up for the premiere. Oh, a lot of people did. A lot of people cosplayed. A lot of people, when I, when I went to the Hollywood forever cemetery, a lot of people dressed up.

Okay. Call them fucking losers, uh, behind their backs because they were like, you're a grown ass. You're a grown ass person. What are you doing? I get the whole thing where it's like,

it's embarrassing. You're an adult and you're into Harry Potter. And it's like, it's fun. Who gives a fuck? Like, you're a grown-ass person. What are you doing? I get the whole thing where it's like, it's embarrassing, you're an adult, and you're into Harry Potter. It's fun. Who gives a fuck? Like, why is there an age limit to have fun? And I get it. It's because, like, and we kind of do it, too.

You know, we're all guilty of it, but, you know, you want to seem above something at some point because it makes you feel better, right? It makes you feel like, ooh, I am more learned in what is good and what is bad. Here's how I would see it. I wouldn't go to a Harry Potter movie dressed up if I was by myself, but if I went with

friends and they wanted to do it too, I would do it for sure. It'd be very fun. And there's nothing wrong with going by yourself and getting dressed up. No, no, no, totally. I'm saying from my personal preference, I wouldn't want to do that I'd feel uncomfortable but that's always done at like con I feel like in general though like I remember people were kind of like annoyed

with like others being interested in like being older and being interested in Harry Potter and how it's cringe but I see more of it as kind of like the same type of community that you see at conventions and yes there is there are a lot of there's a lot of community that you see at conventions. And yes, there are a lot of, there's a lot of cringe to be had at conventions. There's a lot of cringe in any fan base.

Any fandom. Look at you, Meg heads. But I just, I feel like it's more about camaraderie. It's like, it's like the same reason your parents took you to church or like you made you go to youth group. It's to socialize and because you have like interests and you know at that time it was god but now it's it's it's it's wizards and hogwarts and right and dobby and all that fucking shit she's a good house elf you know i don't be you've given to be close let people like what they want to like you know as long as it's not hurting no one or you're not being, like, there's a line, I think.

Like, you can be really into something. It's like, who cares if you're really, you know, into Super Mega? When you start writing fan fiction about me and Ryan raping each other, then there might be a line that's being crossed there. But, you know what I mean? Like, if you like something, like it. Who cares? You've given dobby head oh i am free

curse you you dirty elf that's him wiping his mouth and then i told you to warn me oh dude dobby fucking i my god i mean how am i i mean we could say harry potter spoilers right you're talking about when dobby's his demise yeah shit was sad yeah we're talking about harry potter you know spoilers if you haven't seen it i'm sorry but you should i guess there's at least one person that's like reading the books for the first time right now and they're pissed here you know i'll record this and put this earlier. Hey guys, it's Matt. I'm cutting in from later in the podcast to say coming up are some Harry Potter spoilers.

So make sure if you don't want any Harry Potter spoilers, you skip ahead. A little sound clip you can use to transition. Do I need to do another one? Did you transition it? Just one more for fun. Yesterday I was asleep on the couch because, you know, I'm asleep on the couch out, uh,

because, you know, I'm trying to... My trainer told me to stop caffeine for a month, and... So, you don't want to talk about dead Dobby? No, no, let's talk about dead Dobby. I'll... Yeah, it was very sad. Okay. I just wanted to make...

Because you wanted to say something about dead Dobby. Oh, I just said it just made me so fucking sad. Yeah. That was sad? Them taking, taking like a, like a gliding shot over all the major dead characters and like a 10 second shot and you going, Oh, okay.

I guess they're dead for good. Oh, they're dead too. Wait, when did they do that? Like in the, in the last movie, it's like after like one of the first battles,

the camera's like going through and you're seeing like all who have like, does Neville die? Perished. No, Neville, Neville's awesome. He fucking like. Does Neville die? Perished. No. Neville's awesome. He fucking slices Nagini's head off. Ooh. The snake.

Yeah. Yeah. Who is a horcrux. Oh. Herself. Dude, so I don't. It's been so long since I've seen them that I don't remember any of this stuff. Which, you know, that's good.

That means I can go watch them again. Ask me any question. But that means I can watch them again and they'll be fresh. Yeah. Except I've seen Goblet of Fire like twice go watch them again. Ask me any question. But that means I can watch them again and they'll be fresh. Yeah. Except I've seen Goblet of Fire like twice in the last year. But the other ones. The third one is typically people's like, oh, that's where the series turned to where it's like, okay, this will be remembered.

This is great. The first two are classics because Christopher Columbus just has that vibe about his movies. You know, like Home Alone vibe. It's like kind of like family friendly very one he's good at kind of directing the perspective of he's good at directing kids and directing the perspective of how wondrous and cool this universe would be to kids he's good at colonization too yes but i really really really i kind of want to reread harry potter like i kind of want to start from the first one and because you know my fucking attention span is so like reading as an adult as a man is not very easy for me because i just you know we've been we've been conditioned for our attention spans

to be you know with tiktok and you know it's just boom boom boom i have a question for you yeah i have an answer for you do you think there's some sort of for you yeah i have an answer for you do you think there's some sort of stance one must take in terms of buying the books or reading the books or whatever support like buying the blu-rays watching the movie all of that going to the hogwarts land at universal do you think there's a there's a point where it's it's not i'm trying to like word this well or carefully i get but jake joe jk rowling um she has uh made some transphobic statements in the past and she has not backpedaled at all. She keeps digging a grave for herself. She's also

She just doesn't have to say anything. She just doesn't need to say anything. Do you think that in any way that that connection mars one's ability to support her in a morally in a good moral way? You what i mean like is is it

is it moral to support like uh i guess the same question would be and i don't have an answer but it's like uh the guy who wrote ender's game it's a it's a great sci-fi novel. I forget his name. I'm sorry, but he's a fucking racist. So it's like, can you still enjoy an art piece given that the proceeds and in general the name are attached to such a controversial figure? I think that at the end of the day, it comes down to one's personal morals. Like, well, here's the thing. It's like J.K. Rowling said a bunch of transphobic shit, but I still love Harry Potter. And the way I see it is certain things are so big that it's almost like even though the person that made it

has done something bad, certain franchises are so big that it's almost like the creator might be transphobic but it's like the the whole franchise is so big that it's almost not even hers anymore does that make sense i get it's it's like if you're a smaller author and it was a smaller series then yeah i'd be like oh i don't want to support that but it's because it's such a big franchise and it's it's like almost separated from her and what she says is awful so essentially you're kind of like death of death of the author in a sense where um do you see anyone trying to boycott harry potter no no but i i see like threads talking about it every now and then and i yeah i think it's an interesting it is because it's like it's it's um oh i was i

was gonna mention something because i had something directly linked off of what you were saying michael jackson is another example it wasn't about michael jackson but think about like what once something in this case michael jackson's music becomes so popular so big that almost it's like oh sorry yeah you're death of the Artist where the person's work is so big that it more and so collectively belongs to the world, I guess, or society. And it's like they can't ruin it by, I guess, their bullshit. Because, you know, there's the argument of like separating the art from the artist. And I think that you can't always do that in a lot of cases like Chris Brown yeah um he just made such bad music that I couldn't yeah that's why uh no

but definitely like my like I love Michael Jackson's music and they still play it on the radio they still it's like even though you know he was accused of all that stuff like it seems like it's his music's like separated from from him and all that uh and it seems like harry potter's the same way when a franchise gets like so big like i think if uh if um uh george lucas came out and was like yeah uh don't really like black people too much. Like Star Wars would still go on and people wouldn't boycott it because it's such a big franchise. But if Star Wars was a small television series that had a popular fan base, wasn't that big, then people would not watch it anymore. There's something weird when something's that big, it almost is its own entity away from the artist. Yeah.

You know? It's just interesting. It is interesting. It's, it's very interesting. Cause a lot. Have you ever had to stop supporting an artist you really liked because of something?

Yeah. What would that be? Um, I'm trying to remember there, there were some like, there's definitely. If you feel comfortable sharing. I'm trying to remember specifically,

but there's definitely like artists that I really liked that like I had to stop listening to. And for two reasons. One, for like the moral reason. But two, it just like it didn't feel right after that. I couldn't enjoy it the same knowing that they're a piece of shit. I'm trying to think of an example. Like if somebody comes out as a rapist,, then I can't listen to their music anymore. Or enjoy their jokes or whatever anymore.

I said comes out as a rapist as if it's coming out as gay. Like, mom, dad, I'm a rapist. Oh my god. Yeah. Son, we love you no matter what. Son, we've known. Son, we've known since you were a little boy we've known since you got accepted to sigma stupid psi or whatever the fuck they call it uh i can't think

of a specific example right now but there's definitely artists that i've you know had to and this isn't like cancel culture bullshit it's like this is it it ruins your ability to enjoy the art itself because the person like like for example like i can't really enjoy this is kind it's it's kind of similar but like i can't enjoy jared leto's performances in anything because i only see jared leto the douchebag cultist cultist actor dude. Right. Oh, yeah, that's exactly. Like, there's this new, like, trailer. That's why I'm with Tom Cruise.

Where it's, like, Morpheus. And it just looks so bad. Tom Cruise is, it's such a weird case because, like, whatever movie he's in, it's, he's not playing, like, he is playing a character, but it's like, it's Tom Cruise. It's the fact that it's Tom Cruise. Like, in Tropic Thunder like the reason that like Gross Lessman was such

like an iconic character was because it was played by Tom Cruise of all people yeah yeah I just rewatched that a couple weeks ago

Less Grossman baby and fucking Matthew McConaughey's character he's a fucking potty dude that movie is is in that version that you saw

did they have a scene where Matthew McConaughey was flipping through Playboys and saw boobies? Yep. Damn it! That's not the theatrical release. I watched it on Amazon Prime. I own it. They only put out like...

I don't know why, but they added certain scenes and the director's cut for a long time was like the only cut, or is probably the only cut you can purchase on a physical copy. I can't like the the the theatrical cut had shorter. Some scenes were cut shorter and they didn't have that scene. They like they added some stuff.

Kirk Lazarus is so fun. Like at the end when he's in the helicopter and he has, like, a tear in his eyes. Fucking so funny. Like, I... Wait a second. Do you see the boobs? I don't remember, actually. Because I think he flips through it, but you don't... It doesn't show anything, but in the, like, director's cut version, he's flipping through it.

Then it cuts to a close-up of the page. Okay, I don't notice that stuff. I'm sorry. Cut that out. Yeah. I mean, you're editing this one. Oh, yeah. Matt, cut it out.

But that is a fun... Definitely could not be made today. No. I wonder if the pendulum will swing back and that stuff will be... Like, that type of humor that's so offensive will be allowed again. I mean, quote-unquote offensive humor

is still allowed. Yeah, it's still loud but i mean like like you're not gonna see people like that do that anymore like you're not gonna see robert downey jr do blackface in a movie or which was insane because he was coming off of iron man from that oh yeah so it was like jesus oh whoa worked. Yeah, a lot of people were upset about that and the simple Jack stuff, you know, with Ben Stiller's. I feel like the simple Jack stuff was a little more, quote unquote, problematic than Robert Downey Jr.'s blackface. Because in universe and in character, the whole point of like him being in blackface is to show the kind of self absorption of artists and how they and he gets called out by the actually black

like guy in the platoon yeah so it's like there is like a message with it I guess Al Pacino? Yes Al Pacino's booty sweat? I love the pussy I love the booty sweat dude booty sweat pop an ass open so good yeah so there was like kind of a message with that I love the booty sweat, dude. Booty sweat. Pop an ass open. So good.

Yeah. So there was like kind of a message with that. But the simple jack stuff was just, I guess, making fun of people. No, say it. Ad reads. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people

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Like Zoolander is one of the best comedy movies ever, in my opinion. Like the first Zoolander. The only role where he, like, stood out to me, because, like, I usually typically don't... It's not that I don't like Ben Stiller. I just am not enamored or I'm not ever, like, impressed. He's not, like, a star focus of, like, something that I like, I guess, about a movie. But he steals the show in dodgeball he's great in dodgeball i haven't seen dodgeball do you know that dodgeball's so good

i've never seen it von come on vince von is is a dude he is a dude he's a dude man he was in cell block yeah i only saw the ending of that movie i need to fucking and on your recommendation i watched the whole thing thinking you had watched the no I'd only seen the ending but but the ending I walked in I liked I liked what I saw a lot Yeah, the endings awesome Final yeah, we can't say it but because that is that is a more relevant recent movie. Yeah wedding crashers Well, I haven't seen it in like seven eight years I just remember watching it at a sleepover growing up and then the boobs in his face. Oh, shit.

It's not actually. No, it's a stunt. It's not actually. Isla? Isla? No, it's a body double of. Yeah. Isla Fisher?

Isla? Isla Fisher? I don't know how you say it. Isla Fisher? Isla Fisher? Who's she married to again? Borat? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. She's married to a. Sashala Fisher. Isla Fisher. Who's she married to again? Borat. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That's right. She's married to a Sacha Baron Cohen. Man. I I love Sacha Baron Cohen is a very big

inspiration to me in terms of like comedic stuff. I ever since Borat. Yeah. Borat to kind of I think I kind of ruined it for myself a little because I hyped it up to myself so so so much. Yeah. Itat 2 kind of, I think I kind of ruined it for myself a little bit because I hyped

it up to myself so, so, so much that it would have been impossible to live up to. It was just too, I think Borat 1 was good because it was nuanced and Borat 2 was a little bit just too on the nose. It was too heavy handed. And not to say that Borat in general is heavy-handed in general with like what he does but like the second one i feel like was the heavy-handed in terms of them forcing a plot yes really forcing the plot the first one it was so loose because it was like the pam anderson shit and just like him going across america it was like a very loose plot but this one it was it felt very structured so they had to fit the

the stunts within the plot I guess it felt like they it was it just felt more forced yeah and I like Sacha Baron Cohen's like activism and stuff it just felt like it felt it kind of I feel like um the political plot line in Borat 2 kind

of took away from Borat a little bit you know it made it more focused on like Donald Trump orange and less of in Borat 2 kind of took away from Borat a little bit you know it made it more focused on like Donald Trump orange and less of like Borat you know being Borat and I didn't like the fact there was a woman in the movie she took a big focus of it yeah dude

they replaced a wonderful character with a woman disgusting Azamat you can't replace Azamat Bogatov with a woman. Disgusting. Azamat, you can't replace Azamat Bagatov with a woman. Not Azamat Bagatov, dude. Who did they replace? What do you mean? No, no.

That's what I'm, I was agreeing with you. Oh, yeah. I thought you were saying like, no, not him. No, no, no. I was agreeing with you. No, Sacha Baron Cohen is very, very funny. Very, very, Bruno is one of my all-time faves a very uh sasha baron cohen is just one of the greatest comedians ever yeah i think so too in my opinion he's he's one of the

greats for what he's given us yeah and i like his activism too like his political activism it just it the borat i don't know that's what i'm trying to do. I'm not, I'm trying not to hype up Jackass 4. See, I think it's, it's hard not, I know it's like not, you're just going to watch people hurt themselves. You know,

they're not trying to force a plot or any like message. Like Jackass is literally just a bunch of like idiots hurting themselves. And I don't mean like, they're not stupid. I mean, you have to, you have to, idiots in

terms of only idiots would would do shit like this if you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough yeah i love the jackass franchise and we're gonna go see it for my birthday yes we are comes out february 4th my 26th birthday is february 5th uh i'm very very excited for that though it has a lot of people i like and actually like so they add in more members to, like, the Jackass crew. And one of them is a guy that I followed on Instagram forever. Zach Hill, I think is his name. The big guy with the curly hair and the glasses. He, I followed him ages ago because he did.

His at is Zachass because he was inspired by Jackass in a Jackass style stunts by himself on his Instagram. And I guess he got a lot of traction and they actually got him as part of the crew. And he's done some shit that I'm like, dude, oh my God. Like he's done some shit that just... Like what?

Just like too far with the pain. A lot of stuff with his nuts. If I'm not mistaken, he did like he jumped into I think he did like a bike thing into cactuses like where he like landed on a bed of cactuses and they were like all in him

the cactus shit sucks and then there's also Jasper from Odd Future Jasper? hey it's Jasper not even a rapper only on this track to make my racks grow faster but yeah I love Jasper and he's he's part of Jackass now I wonder how that happened like that's just like interesting and there's a there's I think there's a girl there's a woman um Eric

Andre's in it Tyler the Creator's in it yeah they Machine Gun Kelly your favorite my fave my man yeah so have you listened to his any of his recent stuff music yeah

yeah what do you think of it it's not bad okay I like you like his classic stuff more I actually don't really know any of his classic stuff

neither do I but he made that like he had a recent song he dropped like last year that was kind of like pop punk I liked wasn't bad I just love his interviews He had a recent song he dropped last year that was kind of like pop punk I liked. It wasn't bad.

I just love his interviews. Man, I ain't waiting until she's 18, dawg. Dude, he's a father now. He's learned. Is he a father? He's grown. I think so. Damn.

He's a horny motherfucker. He's with a... I got a DM yesterday from some... Transformers Megan Fox. Yeah. This girl DMed me yesterday and said, motherfucker he's with uh i got i got a dm yesterday from transformers uh megan fox yeah this girl dm me yesterday and said you look like dollar store machine gun kelly and i was so tempted to respond because i had a really good response loaded up but i wasn't gonna do that what was it what was the i don't want to say it it's mean okay okay never mind i'll tell you afterwards okay but it was it was epic were you about to bully someone well she was bullying me true true true yeah Yeah, I understand.

If I retaliate, it's not bullying. There's nothing wrong with clapping back. It's self-defense. You know what I'm saying? Clapping back is okay. The court would rule in self-defense. Whoa. What the hell?

What? Sorry, it's open Instagram. And the first thing I saw is Brockhampton posted a thing saying, Brockhampton's upcoming shows at the O2 Academy Brixton in London and at Coachella will be our final performances as a group. All other tour dates are canceled, effective immediately. Refunds will be given. Following these four performances, we will be taking an indefinite hiatus as a group. Thank you for the last eight years.

RIP Schlockhampton, you know what I know what i'm saying i guess they're breaking up well they they announced a while ago that they were doing they they were gonna finish but damn i wonder why they probably fight a lot with each other they probably you know you know punching each other and screaming and kissing on each other i don't know i feel like bro Brockhampton probably has a lot of drama internally. They've always had a lot of drama. Yeah. Because they all lived in a house together, and I feel like that would have been the most...

Anytime there's something like that, like a content house, it's just toxic. I've never heard of a content house that went well. Are you forgetting about kids with problems in markiplier game and yeah uh actually you're right you know what i i take that back that's the only time it went and syndigo syndigo kids with problems in markiplier game yeah dude okay i take it back i take it back everything was perfect about that but every other time i've seen a content house there's there's just it's just a bad idea

in concept it's a great idea it's like oh we live together we're always making content we're all making money together we're having fun no it's an awful idea it always seems kind of like a pyramid you know what I mean

a pyramid of like someone's at the top someone's at the top and then there are other people that depending on how successful they get from this one person you know that's where they are or how much they're featured in videos here is a piece of advice i will offer that my sister told me uh when i was leaving high school and you know i thought she was just like but now looking back it was uh don't don't live with your best friends uh because you know it it it it can

work but it can also like uh strain relationships yeah i'm sick of each other i've lived with many best friends and i've lived with you you did and uh like basically i i was miserable every day living with you i absolutely hated it um no i i liked living with you but every day living with you. I absolutely hated it. No. No, I liked living with you. But like living with, moving in like a bunch of best friends together in a house, it's fun, but it will create problems. So just know that, you know,

just for all you little kids going off to college and stuff. I just like being alone. I love living by myself. I love having my own little space. And Ron and I moved out from each other not because, you know, anything like that. We just wanted our own places. Yeah. Lisa was about to come up and it's like, hey, you know. We've been in this place two years.

What if we had our own places? Because the whole idea was like, and if it scares us or if we can't really pull through with like rent, we can always come back and like, you know, try this out again. But it was like, are we at the point to where we can always come back and like you know try this out again but it was like dude can are we at the point to where we can like have our own places now yeah we were what was a very exciting thought because neither of us had ever done that and it's like oh well we're adults

now we can like oh my god what if i have my own place like that was something that that just felt uh like it was a big step forward and like growing up that and then also i got a car my first car right after that i got a honda civic because you were using my oh oh yeah you're using my fiat for yeah i was i dude i would zip around that thing was fun just any parking spot any of them you could just also like merging on highways super easy oh if someone didn't want to let you in you're like too bad i'm getting in i know because all you do is all all the fiat does is like rotate into the parking position it's a tiny ass car it was it was i liked that car i missed that car got slammed into twice and no damage on the back i was yeah that one time i was in the car with you and that

guy slammed into the back of us that drunk dude who like called his mafia lawyer to come yeah dude he just had dudes just show up all of a sudden he like made a call and then these dudes just appeared I know it's so weird and uh he's obviously inebriated oh yeah I don't think we called we didn't call the cops no

I guess we didn't need to cause we don't want damage I don't want to be wrapped up in that shit I don't care I don't care especially there's no damage it's like it's just a headache to deal with this guy let the guy drive to because we didn't want to be wrapped up in that shit. I don't care. No, I don't care. Especially if there's no damage. It's like, that's just a headache to deal with. This guy, let the guy drive drunk. Like, I don't want to. I don't want to. He's in a school zone.

If he makes any problems, I'm sure they'll solve it. It was nighttime. Yeah. You know, who cares if he's in a school zone drunk? Was it nighttime? It was nighttime, yeah. I thought it was like sunset. I felt like there was still some daylight.

I remember there still being some daylight. There might have been a little daylight. I remember it being like. I don't remember it being pitch black i remember it being like 9 p.m or something hmm well i just can't believe your car took not even a scratch from that no like we got smacked into like both of us like our heads like we got like a little like i got rear-ended on the highway like a few years ago and still nothing i was like okay little things there's like a little scuff and i wiped it off i was like okay cool oh man i got uh so i got i you know i i sold my old used honda civic to my buddy christian and then i got a new honda civic uh earlier last year and within the first

two weeks i had it i was like okay i have to, you know, this car is, I really like it. I really like this car. I've always wanted, like, a newer Honda Civic. I love it. I got to, you know, be very careful with it. And I pulled into my garage, and I wasn't pulled up enough, and I put the garage door down. And the little metal piece at the bottom, the bottom of my garage door is like a little metal, like, L piece. Yeah. And it went and just, the back just, eh, scraped straight down.

And it peeled the paint completely off. So I covered it up with a I'd rather be fishing sticker. But still it's like And I have that crack in my windshield too. A lot of people in the Christmas tree The guys get a Christmas tree five Are like Matt's freaking out about like the

Ryan getting the grease on his ceiling But he has a massive crack in his windshield. It gets bigger and bigger. It is getting bigger. I have to get it replaced. I don't I was parked outside the Super Plaga Super Pl Plaga Max one day and I just come outside and that crack was in my windshield.

No idea how it got there. I'm guessing like a, like a, someone was like, my guess is there were people doing yard work. You know who we should call to solve this mystery? Who? What's up, Holmes? Who's that? What's up, Holmes? He's off on the trail again trying to tail him.

I don't know what that is, bro. What, son? What, son? That's me. None of that? No, I don't- what is that from, dude? It's What's Up Holmes. What the fuck is What's Up Holmes, bro? What do you mean?

What is that? I've mentioned What's Up Holmes before. I don't think you have. I have. You're lying to me. Are you looking it up? Yeah. Find anything? I'm just saying we should hire What's Up Holmes. I think he could solve this

mystery. That's not a thing. Yes, it is. I can't find anything. Why are you lying? What are you doing, dude? I found this picture, dude. It's like a really short cholo. Oh, did you make me watch this?

Yeah, no, no, no. You made me watch this a couple years ago. You showed this to me. Watson, that's me. Elementary Watson. Dude, I used to be obsessed with this. Yeah, you showed that to me years ago, I remember. It's 14 years ago.

Wow. It's weird looking at YouTube upload dates now and seeing like 12 years. I know. Like, when I go to my old channel, 4x24, and I see stuff, I'm like, wow, that's over a decade old. It's getting old. It's weird, it's weird, like, now being conscious of like... Where'd your fucking water go? I got mine.

Isn't it weird being conscious now of like a decade? Because up until recently, it's like a decade, you know, you didn't really understand like the length of a decade because you were too young. But now it's like, oh, I can remember back being like mature at this time. Yeah. Like when I was 16, I can remember. It's like I remember things when I was 16, and now I'm coming up on a decade of that. I was 17.

About to be. I would say 18, almost 10 years ago. Yeah. You're turning 28 this year, right? Mm-hmm. Woo. How's it feel? An old man.

I'm turning 26 in a few weeks. I think I relaxed into it. I kind of panicked a bit, like 26 and 27. Like, oh, fuck. And now I'm just kind in a few weeks. I think, like, I relaxed into it. I kind of panicked a bit, like, 26 and 27. Like, oh, fuck. And now I'm just kind of like, eh. And I think I'm kind of excited for 30s because I heard it's a lot more chill. I'm excited for 30s, honestly. I've never, like, panicked about age or, like, worried about age.

But I did. I worry about the moment of death. Yeah. A couple months ago, I had, like, a little, like, crisis about age where I was, like, it just randomly i was like 25 i'm 25 i'm 25 and i was like what what the fuck happened to my my early 20s like wait it's where it's gone and i freaked out and like i'd look up close in the mirror and be like is that a wrinkle i seem like wrinkles my skin fuck i'm aging and i would just like freak out like

that even though it's ridiculous um so i told my mom that i told my mom that and she's like, I'm not listening to any of this. She's once again jealous of your youth. Yep, exactly. Because you're trying to vent to her about your mental struggles with aging. Sorry I don't have to wear those fucking big HD sunglasses when I go outside, mom. But yeah, I'm 26. Every year feels a little bit older. Like, well, that's the stupidest thing I've ever said it obviously, but like every year,

like the age feels a little bit more. Cause like when I turned 21, that doesn't feel like it's older and adult. It still feels young. Same with 22, 25 was the first age that felt like a, cause you're like in your twenties. Yeah. And now 26 feels even more old and I'm going to look back and be like, man, I're like in your 20s. Yeah, and now 26 feels even more old. And I'm going to look back and be like, man, I wish I could be 26 again.

For me, it's just like, I'm mainly like, damn, it was a long time ago where all my nostalgia was. Like when I used to fucking watch Rugrats, CatDog, or Barney VHS tapes back on like a tube television and feel the static with my hand

or like press my face on the side of the screen. Put your hair up to it and then, I remember right when I would, my thing back with our old CRT TVs, you turn it on and go,

and I put your head up to it and all your hair goes to it and sticks. You hear like the static. Man, I love CRT TVs. Also, accidentally fucking up VHS tapes,

getting the tape all fucked up and not knowing how to I did that with my Rugrats movie It was an orange VHS And I did it because it had the penis videos You wanna talk about penis videos? Ad for the peanuts Commercial

You wanna talk about peanuts videos? The guy says penis And a future version of that replaced him With another shot where he's like You wanna talk about peanuts videos that dude did on purpose you can see it on his face he said did he have a smirk on him everybody just I've talked about this

before but for those who haven't heard this on my old Rugrats VHS there was a commercial before the movie for peanuts like Charlie Brown and this guy goes you want to talk about peanuts videos but he fucking says penis he says you want to talk about Peanuts videos? But he fucking says penis. He says he wants to

talk about penis videos. And I replayed that part so many times. I called all my friends on our landline and held it up to the TV like, listen to this. And I replayed it so much

that I fucked up the VHS and I had to take it, take apart the VCR to get it out. And my parents were very upset. And now if I play that part of the VHS back, it's just like like it's all staticky because i just fucking ruined it oh i have this one memory of when i was a kid i had these like little dinosaur toys i would play with

and it came with like fake boulders like really small boulders probably the size of like your pinky nail in terms of like just like how big they were and then picture like a little pebble of circumference and i like stuck those things in my nose sorry i guess i'm gonna go pee cinemasker podcast talked about it too no dude come back you want to talk about penis videos dude fucking says penis. You still in the middle of your piss session? No, I'm done. I'm obviously not over a toilet pissing. Are you gonna confirm that you are now? I've just been drinking some water, you know? I'm hydrated. Hi Layton. Ryan's face is blue.

Black and blue. The black's because of the paint. The blue's because I'm upset. Why are you upset? Because this fucker's over here watching Joe Rogan in the office. Clayton, why are you watching fucking Joe Rogan in our office? You're not allowed to watch Joe Rogan. He's poisoning your brain, dude. I don't subscribe to those facts. He's been watching JonTron too.

Obviously. Welcome back, JonTron fans. What's up, JonTron stans? I'm a bit of a Tron head. Oh, yeah. I'm a bit of a Tron head myself. Dude, when he makes that bird do a voice. Yes.

Yes. Yes. My, oh, my. voice yes yes yes uh my oh my ah when he when he uh debates for in favor of a white ethnostate yes yes that is not what he said john tron fans like he just said why is it not okay for whites to stay to themselves and to preserve their heritage and their whiteness my my dude was was using uh eugenics uh if it's okay if it's okay for other people then how come it's not okay for us like you just have to have a complete lack of historical understanding i also don't think anyone have that opinion anyone is saying that

they are okay with someone being forced to marry someone of the same race so that they can continue their genetic line we need more white babies there are certain cases we're gonna be a minority bro there are cases where i could understand where like it's like you you like you find someone more attractive too because they have somewhat of a similar outlook on life based on your upbringing or whatever the fuck. Like, I could understand that, but, like, you don't have to be like, I'm going to preserve my race. Yeah, like, that's, it's, like, that's it's like that's so dumb. It's it's fucking the weirdest like tribal Mindset well, it's racist But I need the white race to stand up and make sure that they only sleep with other whites so we can preserve our white

We're gonna be a minority by 2042. We're getting more tan and tan. Have you seen those? I don't like it. Have you seen those pictures of what people are gonna look like in 20 years? Yes! They're gray! They're all olive colored. No! No! I'm gonna miss the whites. Man, I will miss those whites. Trust me, they're not going anywhere.

Also, like, the whole thing about, like, whites becoming a minority in the US, it's like, who cares? Like, why is that, like, a scary thought? Am I gonna get put in, like, the whole thing about, like, whites becoming a minority in the U.S., it's like, who cares? Like, why is that, like, a scary thought? Am I going to get put in, like, a labor camp? Because the whites own the United States. Damn right. Matt, how would you feel if, I don't know, a bunch of white people whited out Africa? How would I feel about that yeah um we already did yeah that's what i'm about to say why did it up a lot there's a bunch of territories hence uh

rhodesia yeah per se cool cool cool i love uh uh stripping high five white people and and and pillaging in a in a country and then ruining their future so awesome High five, white people. And pillaging in a country and ruining their future. So awesome. The war on white people has to stop, dude. Is it a crime to be white? Oh, I'm a straight white man. Is that such a crime? The tribes were mean to each other before we even got there.

That's that argument where it's like, well, you know, the Indians were killing each other before we got here. It's like, OK, and that that justifies like exterminating a fucking race of people and taking their land. How? That's what they were doing to each other. Yeah, well, you guys wouldn't be able to sit here and have your little podcast if we hadn't done that. You're right. Thanks, Christopher. Thanks, Chris.

Well, it's not Chris's. Well, it's not thanks to him. He started it. No. Was Christopher Columbus Spanish? Yeah. Yeah. He's from Spain.

He spoke Espanol from Barcelona. Yeah. Barcelona. Barcelona. Why do they say it like that? Barcelona? Come on, Spaniards. It's Barcelona.

You know, little known fact. He died with a hard cock. Really? Yep. Very rare. But he died with a hard cock. Why? I don't know. You just did? I can't ask him. Well, you could if you pray hard cock. Really? Yep. Very rare, but he died with a hard cock. Why? I don't know.

You just did? I can't ask him. Well, you could if you pray hard enough. But they mummified him so you can see his erect penis to this day in a museum.

Seriously? They didn't mummify Christopher Columbus? No, they didn't mummify Christopher Columbus. Okay. You said, like, I always know when you're joking,

but that one you said with, like, the confidence of, like, oh, that's, like, a weird little-known fact. Yeah. You know know they have kept uh someone's like a historical figures uh what's his face he was uh uh like a ruler um not not vlad the impaler uh um it's such a big penis we just have to keep it was huge i i've seen a preserved penis in, like, Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum. Let me see whose it was.

The world's only museum. Oh, dude, wait. There's a penis museum? Rasputin's penis. It was Rasputin. Okay, Rasputin. I love Rasputin. Let's see what it looks like.

Well, I've seen Norbit, dude. I love Rasputin. I mean, that's a big-ass cock, dude. Look how big that thing is. Yeah, he fucking, he was packing some shmeet. Why did they preserve that fucking cock? Like, of all the... Why?

I didn't know Russian people had big pee-pees. Yeah, man. But apparently there is a penis museum. So if you'd ever be interested in taking a trip... In Iceland, a man has collected 283 preserved penises from 93 species of animals, including Homo sapiens. Ooh.

That's a... How do you get into that? Yeah, collect penises. You know, some people collect baseball cards. I collect, you know, the shaft of beasts,

of several beasts. Shaft of beasts. You must collect the shaft of beasts. Collect three shaft of beasts. And several beasts. Shaft of beast. You must collect the shaft of beast. Collect three shaft of beast. And bring them to me. And I'll put them together and make you a weapon. A suitable weapon. The Super Mega game,

in the Super Mega RPG, there needs to be shaft of beast. If we had a Super Mega RPG, I would love to write it. That would be fun. It'd essentially be like writing a book. Oh, dude, we should just get RPG Maker and you and I should just make like a super mega RPG I would love to write it that would be fun it'd essentially be like writing a oh dude we should just get RPG Maker and you and I should just make

Just the Two of Us a super mega RPG Just the Two of Us I'll make the art you can make some art too we'll write it and make it we can make games if we try Just the Two of Us

Just the Two of Us I've been listening to a little bit of old Will Smith too parents just don't understand that type of Will Smith? Yeah, the like, get jiggy with it, y'all know, summertime. Summer, summer, summertime. I do, I have a soft spot for old Will Smith.

I used to listen to him when I went to my mom with, like, I went to my mom with my mom to the gym, and I had this bright blue and white CD player that would play Will Smith's CD while working out. Bright blue and white are the colors of the Big Willie style album. It was like light sky blue, like Carolina blue almost. Carolina blue? North Carolina. Oh, like Tar Heels? Yeah. Man, I North Carolina? Oh. Like Tar Heels? Yeah. Man, I'll tell you what. I saw the coach of the

Tar Heels once at a farmer's market. My mom was... Did you say hey? No, my mom pointed him out. This was before you were famous. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So he wouldn't have known. He wouldn't have interacted. But now he would. Now I've got that checkmark. He's probably a big fan. You know what we can do, Ryan? You and I can go down to

Melrose and there's that mural of the angel wings that influencers take a picture in front of. But you can't take a – not just anyone can take a picture in front of this mural. You have to be verified or have, I think, 20,000 followers. What if I show up there like at 3 a.m.? Well, there's a security guard there. 24-7? Probably not 24-7. That's what I thought.

But, you know, we could go and take a picture in front of it. We've earned it. You have to be verified or you have to have a certain – Probably not 24-7. That's what I thought. But, you know, we could go and take a picture in front of it. We've earned it. You have to be verified or you have to have a certain number? Yeah, there's a security guard that checks if you're either verified on social media or you have like 10 or 20,000 followers or something. I don't remember the exact number. Is this like a part of the art? Yeah, it's on Melrose.

I'm trying to say something. Melrose is the most like fake,, pretentious fucking place. Welcome to LA, baby. Yeah. That's like when you think of influencers, it's Melrose. In fact, I saw billboards on Melrose for some service that's like, grow your followers, double your views. Buy this book written by two YouTubers. Yeah, it's all fucking bullshit.

We should, honestly, you and I should do a Supermega video where we make almost like an MTV show about the influencer lifestyle. And we'll go down to Melrose, get dressed up, and we'll interview other influencers we see on the street. Honestly, it'd be so easy to, like, if we tell them that we're doing a show, they'd just be like, oh, yeah, what's up, dude? And they would totally make an ass of themselves, and we should do that. Yeah, okay. We could get you all decked out and some drip you

know i love getting decked out yeah you and i should have a little melrose video day we go and just if we got tucker with his big alexa tell them we're a camera crew i'm like yeah we're shooting a show for uh for steven spielberg about influence steven spielberg's doing a movie about influencers so he's so we're um we're doing like uh like recasting we're going out and we're getting like people like how they're dressed how they talk so can we tell us a little bit about your your social influence dude like we should do that and just can we have like half sheets of paper where they sign like a fake it like mda dude so like it feels more official yeah no we can easily make it like have someone carry a boom mic with us and like a

reflector so it really looks like a t-shirt all you have to do is compliment someone just be like oh shit nice shirt and be like oh thanks do you mind if uh we're are you are you are you an influencer yo how many followers you got dog uh about 30 000 billion what we need to do though is that day we need to re like brand our social media profiles so it looks like that really cringy influencer so we can show them our profile like you know i gotta have the uh the fit it like the snapback that's just sitting like gently on top of my head like and it's sideways like jacob sartorius would do yeah he's still making music dude good good for

him i guess i have more monthly listeners on spotify than jacob ooh ooh matt watson matt watson big yo dude suck it jacob and i could say that because he's over 18 now my phone just buzzed justin justin's calling? Yo, is Little Dawn making a thumbnail for Sight's Adventure 4 yet? Do we never get a thumbnail made for it? I asked him. Let me... After the podcast, I'll hit him up. Everyone's been wanting us to play that,

and I don't know if it's out yet. I don't know what day. We have it on the calendar. We're trying to be more organized this year. So we have like a... Sticky notes up on a calendar to show when uploads are going up. Yep. And we got like a whole like work app that we put all of our like stuff on and we can

move stuff around and see it. And you know, it's a new year. So we're going to try these things and eventually fall off of them. Yep. Yeah. Not upload a lot. But that's what y'all are here for. At least we're honest. Yeah. Speaking of which, we got to post. Yep. Yeah. Not upload a lot. But that's what y'all are here for. At least we're honest.

Yeah. Speaking of which, we got to post to Patreon. Yeah. Also, I don't want to spoil too much, but Patreon, we got a little something special coming very soon for all patrons. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You know what I'm saying yeah you know what I'm saying stop that's too much

but yeah we got something special coming for you patrons something that Jackson has been working effortlessly to set up look what was in my passport it's a beautiful picture of me and Ryan you hated it I didn't hate it I love this picture you kept saying how much I didn't look enthused. Well, you don't look enthused.

I look excited to be with my friend, Matt. I have a big-ass smile on my face, my arms around you, and you look like you're like a celebrity. A simple happy man. That has a really annoying fan that came up and took a picture while he was at dinner. Well, I have a really annoying friend next to me, but I would never treat you like a fan, Matthew. The hell, dude? You're one of my biggest. I am one of your biggest fans, Ryan.

Friends. Biggest friend? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I am one of your biggest friends, too. I'm your best friend, ever. Am I your tallest friend? Do I know anyone taller than you? No, Luke. Oh, God, bleep out his fucking last name. Hold up, I wonder if I can

call him. Yeah, call him, dude. He'd hate that. He'd hate that. Why, why dude he came and stayed with us this type of shit back when we lived in Markiplier yeah true he came and crashed with us that was awesome I love Luke I don't know if I'll answer we just gotta call people bro yeah I like never call him

Ryan is everything okay? yeah he's I assume he's not gonna pick up cause we're both really bad at responding and all that other shit I know how to end the podcast by the way how? your call has been forwarded to an honest damn it Luke I kinda just wanna dial a random number How? Damn it Luke. I kinda just want to dial a random number and see if they would help me in the podcast.

Okay. So I just typed a random one. See if it goes to anything. Maybe not. Because sometimes the numbers don't exist. It says calling but nothing's happening. Let me try a different number. I'm going to try one from Charleston, 843. Let's try this, bro.

There we go. Shitty internet. Yeah. Connection in general. Who? Hey, what's up? Who is this? I don't even know.

Oh, this is Matt. I'm just on a podcast right now, and I was wondering if you'd help me end it. This is who? Matt. Matt. Matt Watson from YouTube. Okay. I'm going to go right now. I don't know who this is.

Oh, okay. Well, could you help me end this podcast? No, thank you. Okay. Well, have a good day. Well, could you help me end this podcast? No, thank you. Okay, well, have a good day. Well, we can't end the podcast. She was no help. Looks like we have to do it ourselves again. I was really hoping she'd help me out there.

Yeah, well, anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed this episode. There, of course, will be another episode next week. And you can you know watch the other stuff that's coming out on our channel we did backlog a good bit of let's plays you have fun with that we got a mail cup video coming out by the way yeah by the way uh in the sonic mania series which go watch by the way it's a five episode series with justin where uh justin beat sonic mania while we goofed off uh we made the joke that's like this is the last let's play ever and i've been getting so many dms and tweets like is made the joke that this is the last Let's Play ever.

And I've been getting so many DMs and tweets like, is it really the last? No, it's not the last Let's Play. It's like we've talked about Pokemon and all this other shit. We have so much more on the way right now. We have a whole WarioWare series coming out. Oh, shit. I should give someone a shout out real quick.

It's only because, so I was playing Sea of Thieves last night. Sea of Thieves. Yeah. And I ran into this other pirate who was also a solo slooper, which means you play the game by yourself on one ship. And he turned out to not be toxic and mean. He's very nice. We ended up teaming up and going after other people.

And I had a good time, and he was just very nice. And he turned out to be a streamer. Oh! You know, he has 202 followers. Okay. Yeah, so he's getting up there. It's L-E-G-A-T-E Kronos. K-R-O-N-O-S.

Legate? I don't know. Legate? But don't know. Legate? But he was super awesome. So, yeah, that's about it. I was just very appreciative of his kindness because I had just two sessions previously just been attacked by a fully stacked galleon,

attacked by a fully stacked brig, and I was solo, and it's never fun. That's no fun at all. Unless you try to make it fun but usually you just get donked on well shout out to that guy yeah he was he was very nice and made and and made my night yeah that's great man you know the kindness of a stranger goes a long way apparently he's been streaming for like six years or something he was he played sea of thieves since day one wow he has the day one sniper rifle check this guy out guys does he does he know sea of thieves since day one wow he has the day one sniper rifle go check this guy out guys does he does he know that you you stream and do youtube and everything

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