supermegashow - EP 281 - Unilog

Episode Date: January 26, 2022

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Thank you, man. I'm sitting across from co-host Ryan McGee. Yep. You know, you boys. I said we're backing black because we're both wearing the same black hoodie. Very good quality hoodie made by, who is this made by? Super Mega Productions Incorporated. Okay, okay, okay.

These aren't released yet though, right? They are, yeah. Are they? Mm-hmm. So like, people can go buy these right now? Yeah. It's the future Mega One. I'm not trying to start the podcast by shilling,

but we got them today for the first time in there. We're YouTubers, baby. Fuck, they feel good. They're soft. YouTubers got a YouTube, you know? Hey! YouTubers got a YouTube, dude. Dude, I'm gonna start a whole channel about how to become a successful YouTuber. I would love to watch that.

Hey, man, remember when Super Mega didn't chill out their merch every five seconds? Pepperidge Farms remembers. I'll wear sunglasses indoors and shit. I'll have some ice around my neck. Put a lot of grease in your hair. Some green stains on my chest. Why the green stains? From the fake gold.

Oh. green stains on my chest why the green stains? from the fake gold oh like from the from the like all like your neck

is it's clear you haven't showered in a while cause the your neck is just completely green and all your fingers

are green from like fake rings the rings I've got I is it happening to me right now actually? so I got this

ring at a thrift store you got a green thumb? well I got this ring at a thrift store last week and it was $12. I know it's not. What's the design on it? Well, it's just a silver.

No, it was just the lighting. I thought for a second maybe there was some green, but it's just a silver ring. It's just a silver ring that's kind of in a curvy shape, but I can already see it's kind of getting dull. I mean, it was $12, and I got it at a thrift store from a little bowl. Age stuff is an aesthetic, right? Yeah, well, I mean, this was probably made two months ago in China. But I could say, like, oh, actually, this is my mom's from the 60s. See, it's like, it's all what you make.

Give it one more week, and it'll be aged-looking enough where I can say it's antique. It could be the most special ring in your life, and you don't even know it yet. It could save your life from a bullet Good man well that that That would mean that the bullet would be hitting my ring finger and blasting off my ring finger Which I guess you could die from that yeah, you think you'd very slowly bleed out I do you think people have died from like losing a pinky and they just bleed out from that? If they're...

Because there's no, like, artery there, but... More so of infection. Yeah. That's, I think. Dude, that's what sucks about olden times is, like, you get, like, the fucking... Flu. You stub your toe and it gets, like, infected, like, a regular, like, infection that everyone gets, like, at least a couple times in their life, like staph infections that you're dead. Or like you like, you know, you're walking around and then your cheap shitty shoes, you know, a sharp rock kind of cuts through it, cuts your foot.

You're not going to be walking on that thing for a bit. No, because that shit gets infected. That shit gets infected. They got to cut it off or you're just going to die. Crazy. Could you imagine being a pilgrim? Dude, being a pilgrim would fucking suck. that shit gets infected they gotta cut it off or you're just gonna die crazy could you imagine being a pilgrim dude being a pilgrim would fucking suck especially the fuck pilgrims man

what have they ever done judge everyone else for their technology they're jealous they have to use their fucking stupid horses they came and they fucking eradicated a beautiful culture of Native Americans cross eyed gumsmacking horses. Stupid fucking stallions.

Fucking shooting their boomsticks off and fucking, Oh, the corn won't grow, it's too cold. Yeah, dumbass. You should have gone to Florida, not fucking Plymouth. Like, it's fucking like two degrees up there. You think you're going to start the new world up there in a fucking icy hellscape? No way, no how. No, of course you all died.

Should have gone down to fucking Myrtle Beach and started America there. Go to Dick's at Myrtle Beach and then after that, visit a wave. Dick's Crab Shack? Yeah. Visit a wave surf shop. Woo! And then do some mini golf because there's a lot of mini golf. No, that's Dave's Crab Shack. I said Dick's. No, no, no.

Dick's Crab Shack is... I thought there was Dave's Crab Shack. I don't know about Dave's, but Dick's is where they're mean to you. Right? Yes. Yeah. Okay, yes. We're talking Crab Shack. I don't know about Dave's, but Dick's is where they're mean to you. Right? Yes. Yeah. Okay, yes. We're talking about the same thing. I'm just talking about the unbelievably excessive amount of mini golf in Myrtle Beach. A lot.

It's great. It's like every three establishments has mini golf, which I... Next time we're in South Carolina, we should go to a Myrtle Beach vlog. I have a very particular putt-putt place that I have such a huge nostalgic pull to in myrtle beach it's like this like like it's not jurassic park but it kind of feels like that it's like jurassic golf or some shit like that probably and there's this like big thick t-rex that would come out of this cliff or this hole or whatever it was scary and big big, and I ran away from it the first time. I want to say that, like, maybe I've been there,

but also it's, like, it's been so long, and I've played a lot of mini golf there, and I remember a lot of cool gimmicks, like Castaway at the Beach in Myrtle Beach, where the dragon comes out of the castle, spits fire. I was a kid, I think. Last time I went was... You can feed the ducks

with the little turn style food pellet machines I think my cousin's parents are like getting divorced so they they sent us all on like

a day trip to Myrtle Beach with some friends they have a hard rock cafe in the shape of a pyramid they do wow Danny Sexbang is gonna play the hard rock cafe at Myrtle Beach

they have the upside down Ripley's Believe It or Not museum I have been there I have been there there's the there's like the hallway where it feels like you're rotating but it's really just the walls. They also have like a sick

go-kart place in Myrtle Beach. It's pretty big. They got it all there, man. Yeah. They got a lot of... Myrtle Beach is gross, though. One of the highest murder rates and one of the highest... I'm pretty sure one of the highest like opiate deaths. That doesn't surprise me. It's Myrtle Beach. There was someone trying... I can't remember who. There was someone surprise me. It's Myrtle Beach. There was someone trying.

There was. I can't remember who. There was someone trying to tell me that Myrtle Beach is awesome. And I was like, what? In what world? Myrtle Beach. Myrtle Beach sucks. I was talking.

So I went on a Layton and Brian Dream Daddy Layton, female Layton. Yeah. I went on their podcast and they brought up Myrtle Beach and I talked about Myrtle Beach a little bit recently. But I was like, just go on Google search Myrtle Beach and then just click the news tab.

Yeah. And then you just scroll down and you're just gonna hear one day ago, 22-year-old woman charged in fatal Myrtle Beach shooting. One day ago, 11 units damaged, two destroyed after 3 alarm fire at

Ocean Lakes Campground in Myrtle Beach it's always just like some fucking awful shit, second suspect arrested in connection to Myrtle Beach murder and I have a lot of nostalgia for Myrtle Beach, you know I still go to Broadway at the beach almost every year as part of like

our family takes like a vacation every year around that area. More so at Sunset Beach. And so we usually take a day and go. And last time we went to the Yomatos. Yomamas. Yum, yum, yum. That's not what I said.

Yeah, dude, I went to Yomamas. That is not what I said. What's that from? Say it again? No, that is not what I said. What's that from? Say it again. No, that is not what I said. I don't know. That sounds so familiar. If I told you the director of the movie, do you think it would help you narrow it down at least?

Quentin Tarantino? Pulp Fiction. No. Is it Django? Django damn it it's when it's like so you want me to treat him like a white man

and then he goes no that's right that's not what I said that's right oh here's a Myrtle Beach article about Horry County

that's where Myrtle Beach is votes to settle major class action lawsuit against opioid distributors I'm gonna kill you Matt Watson what's that from I I don't think that's in a movie my diary good you haven't

read it okay go on you write that I was just saying just a Myrtle Beach thing but um no biggie do you really have that in your diary smalls yeah all right B uh do you have that in your diary huh do you really have that I have big you have that in your diary? Do I have Biggie Smalls in my diary? No, I don't have Biggie Smalls in my diary. You're crazy. Okay. I guess I am. You always be having these weird dreams, you know?

You know, what's reality at some point? You understand? Well, I don't think I have a hard time differentiating reality from my dreams, but I have had that problem before. Oh, okay. So it could crop up again. If I sleep for like two days straight, I'll have that thing where it's like all my dreams feel real. And it takes me a while to get out of that fog of sleeping so long. I don't know why I let myself do that sometimes. It feels awful sleeping.

Like recently I slept. So you'd say that you're not able to really comprehend most things throughout the day. You're just in a state of fog. Well, this was like 36 hours of sleep I got recently where I woke up every few hours,

but I just stayed in bed all day. I slept the whole night and then I slept the whole next night. Your body's like, you need to move your body around. It was awful. I felt like, if I stay in bed for,

I remember I got depressed as fuck. Like it makes you depressed. It makes you anxious. And it makes you just, and the longer you lay in bed, the more tired you get. When I got COVID, I stay, there was like, I would just kind of lay down, like either in like a love seat, you know, with one of those levers that go, or just the chair that goes, spring's up. Lazy boy.

Except it was like, it's more electronic. It goes, or just the chair that goes, spring's up. Lazy boy. Except it was like, it's, it's more electronic. It goes, you know, like that. Or I, and there's,

I, I took a lot of naps too. I just remember laying down so much. I was like, fuck, this feels awful. Like my, I'm so achy and like,

I feel so weak. I like had to go take a walk to like move around and get my body moving or something I hate when you're sick and you have like a fever or something you're laying in bed and like you're achy and like you like usually when you're achy you can rest to alleviate the achiness but not when you're sick it's like you're achy while you're laying down

it's like ahhh and you're hot and like you're heavy you have that heavy feeling like there's like a really warm weighted blanket around you and you're like ahhh not in a comfy way though in like a like you need to get away you're already hot and you have a hot weighted blanket around you when i was uh i visited atlanta when i originally contracted atlantis i i contracted covid in atlanta oh not atlantis uh i wish no no atlantis the resort that you get dropped off at at a carnival cruise like in the

in the like Jamaica where they make a bunch of like basically like slave labor people from the island like work as custodians you can go down a water slide and see sharks

is that the one with the water slide that has like the underwater tube classic dude Atlantis is that sandals I think it's just called Atlantis just Atlantis I remember seeing the commercials

for that on like Nickelodeon but you went to Atlanta and sandals? I think it's just called Atlantis. Just Atlantis. I remember seeing the commercials for that on Nickelodeon. But you went to Atlanta. That's where I contracted it. Was there something else? Just by being achy, you wanted a weighted blanket. Because I was kind of tired. And my friend just put a weighted blanket on me as I was in a chair. And I think I took a 30-minute nap.

I woke up and was like, fuck. Dude, weighted blankets. They're so comfy. They're awesome. The only thing that sucks is just how hot they get for me. I already get like, I already sweat a lot under a regular blanket.

So a weighted blanket is so nice, but then I'll wake up like, it's like I'm in like a little chili. Yeah, but even so, then my face is chili and my body is drenched. It's kind of like I'm inside of like an egg sack, like with a bunch of jelly. That's weird because I have more meat on my body and I feel like I'm so comfortable.

I sweat so much. You're a sweaty boy? Just when I sleep. Sweaty boy. I wake up. I'll go through phases where I'll wake up three times a night just absolutely drenched. I have to flip my pillow over. It was very obvious whose side of the bed yours was. It was always a little bit wet.

A little soaking wet. I've been able to see my outline before. Like I get up and I see like a wet like. That seems like an r slash reddit post. Yeah. Yeah, it really does. And it's the most uncomfortable thing because you just want to go back to sleep, but you can't get comfy because now when you get up and stuff and you're wet, but then it's cold because the sweat is cold, but you're still hot and it feels awful.

I think it might be medication or something that causes it because I have phases where it happens, phases where it doesn't. I don't know. You know, I think it's about time that we get into the meat and potatoes. Talk about the big drama that happened between you and I over Twitter. I figured this was going to come up. So Matt and I had a little spat. We had a little argument. We're good now.

And Matt thought it was appropriate to post it as a tweet. But real talk, funny haha fight. There's nothing funny about it. Yeah, there's nothing. It was serious. I exposed your ass to the world so they could see your true colors, man. And it was recommended to so many people

who have no idea who we are. I don't know what about that tweet because it didn't pop off. It got decent because like... It didn't like pop off. But none of my... It got decent likes, but it didn't like, you know... Well, the thing was none of my... Go viral. None of my tweets ever end up on...

What happened was for some reason it ended up on... You know how Twitter has like the... Not trending. Like this. But not even that. It has like subjects. Twitter has trending, but they also have subjects. Where when you scroll on your timeline, it

figures out subjects you like and it will show you accounts you don't follow. But it picked up that tweet and just put it on, I guess, a topics tab that was shown to hundreds of thousands of people. And I was just incredibly I don't know why, but basically this is the tweet. Let me scroll down real quick. Here. I said, I'm tired of staying silent. And it's Ryan texting me.

It's a screenshot. And it's, he sent me a screenshot of me liking his tweet. And he said, okay. No, no, no, no. You liking someone's response to my tweet. Oh, yeah. I like to reply. I see. I like to reply to your tweet. And you said, OK, jackass.

And then I put a bunch of question marks. I said, why, man? What are you accomplishing here? Hurting my feelings? Congrats, asshole. And then you said without my original hilarious tweet, you wouldn't have got. Oh, I see. I just understood what the conflict was just now. I thought I thought that I liked your tweet and you were saying okay i i like to reply to your tweet but i didn't like the original tweet yes oh okay so yeah you said without my joke without my original just now getting i'm just not okay because this whole time i thought it was regardless it was a it was like it was so there are two sides there are two jokes here without my original hilarious tweet you wouldn't have that garbage to even like respect

where respect is due unless you're afraid i'll ratio you with a it's important emoji where it's the guy covering his mouth like yeah it's the guy covering his mouth i'm gonna post as exposing you i did just that say i'm tired of staying silent that's 15.6 000 likes uh and so many people are so fucking miffed about it, dude. Well, the thing is, it's all the people that don't know who we are saw it. And they're the people that are like, a lot of them are the people that are like, man, I hate e-celebrities. Like, look at this bullshit drama. Like, so they make like high and mighty posts on it about like just we are and, like, how funny it is to see people like us fight and try to be cool. Like, what are these TikTokers? Like, I don't care about this stupid YouTube drama or some shit like that.

They thought it was real. And here, top response, of course, is Ryan replying, saying, typical e-celeb exploiting his friends for clout with a yawning emoji. There's some responses that respond to me like seriously. And I'm doing the yawn emoji. Yeah. I'm going to scroll down and see some of the good responses. No, look up a reply to me. I am.

I am. I'm looking at your thing. There's some guy who was like. Dude, the taco squad said, sorry, who are you? Everyone is doing anything for clout. It's so many dudes that are like a 27-year-old dude that works at a tire shop. He has a smirk on his profile picture. Yeah, with a smirk and his sunglasses.

And he's like, neither of you are e-celebrities i don't know why this was in my notifications i don't know who these people are over text i think all i know is that there's drama i'm clearly missing out on i sent you that on text and it's funny because i checked his follows as a joke into screenshot and send to you because like he follows like it's just the lineup is hilarious it's Ben Shapiro, Carl with a K. Carl Jacobs? Carl Jacobs and then Reddit

like Reddit's official Twitter it's like oh okay. Dude that's the fucking that's the dream team right there and I go down to this person's reply she has a ton of replies just saying same same this showed up on my timeline. I have no idea who they are. Someone said it's sarcastic.

And someone said, no, are you new here? These two have been on each other's throats since 2017. I have no fucking clue who these guys are. Same. Let's see. Just scrolling down and you just, I'm still looking at responses to yours. And it's just still more people. Someone had like, was saying

how Matt Gay is hell for real. When you say, when someone says that their feelings are hurt, you have to take them seriously. And it's like Jesus. How is it not obvious it's a joke? Isn't it obvious, don't you think? But also like, don't you think it's a little bit

on the nose? All you gotta do is go to either one of our profiles too and you'll see that it's like, oh, it's a joke. Isn't it obvious? Don't you think? Don't you think it's a little bit on the nose? All you gotta do is go to either one of our profiles too and you'll see that it's like, oh, it's jokes. Who are either of you guys? The last tweet you put out, I responded with these nuts. Hey, man. That was a little too far. Get out of my notifications. Who are either of you guys?

I'm not in your... I didn't put myself in your notifications. Twitter did. I just love how they have to make a statement about it. Maybe it's also their way of like, I don't know. Are they protesting to Twitter or to us? Us. They're saying like, get out my notifications. It's not our fault.

It's Twitter's fault. Apparently it was a banger because y'all had, here's the thing though. They proved that drama still fucking, all they were doing was like interacting with it because it was like in their thing ooh drama dude it's like on bird it's like on bird app not worth putting your friend down like that i don't have the full story but your petty reply here is telling i think you both should have taken a step back took a breath and talked it out before shaming each other online that's some high school bullshit. Oh, here it is. When someone says their feelings are hurt, you can't

boil this down to banter between friends. Because someone's trying to be like, they're friends. They have a podcast. Like, they're trying to explain to them. And then they're like, that's not any way of talking. That's normal among me and my friends. I'm wondering why any of this matters. I love

reading this. Yep, this pretty much sums up Twitter. At least this was done in good taste and wasn't taken seriously. Right? Why is this recommended for me? I literally just look a cool Deltarune fan art on this app. Okay. Who the fuck are you? I have no clue why I got a notification for this.

So do people get like a notification? Oh, I know what it is. Twitter suggests tweets sometimes in notifications. I have it turned off, but it will like straight up notification on your phone screen where it just shows the tweet. And I guess this tweet must have been shown to thousands of people.

You're both sad people, friends drifting away because their ideals don't match. It's okay though. One of you is going to pass on first. That's who really won the race. Hey, man. For real, LOL. These wannabe-ass MFs. Oh, I'll ratio you like Nibba.

I can't hear you over the pity dick in your mouth. Yo. From Evan. Evan. Calm down, Evan. Came out the gates, man. Firing shots. I just think it was so hilarious

because I can understand the people like, why is this in my recommendeds? But it's, like, the people who were, like, who are these fucking losers, and why are they fighting? It's, like, just calm down. Relax. I can, I guess. Yeah, it looks like it just got frustrated. Yeah, I see people saying they got a notification for this tweet. So it's, like, you don't have that setting turned on. I don't have it. Of course not. It's annoying it's like, you don't have that setting turned on.

I don't have it. Of course not. It's annoying as fuck. No one should ever have that setting turned on. They do it to new, like, it's automatically on with new Twitter users. And I made another Twitter account for something that's not out yet, but it's like, I didn't have that turned off. So I still get notifications for tweets, just random tweets multiple times a day.

And that, you know, this must have been one of those ones that got sent out to a bunch of people. Why was this recommended to me? I'm going to be honest and say I have no clue what is happening. This popped up in my recommend, and I don't follow what's going on here. Can someone tell me what ratio means? My ads were just filled with this shit for like a solid over a day. I didn't, you let me know.

I didn't even, after I tweeted this, I kind of forgot about it. Because I was on the East Coast, so I woke up way earlier than you were, and I was like, what the fuck is going on? And you texted me, you were like, dude, have you seen the responses to our fight? And I was like, no.

And I went and looked, and I was like, whoa. At like 14,000 likes now? I was like, people are pressed. Imagine trying to demand respect from someone for getting respect is earned, not demanded. They should put that on a, hey, you know what I'm going to say? You should put that on a t-shirt. You know, I'm going to put on a fucking t-shirt.

I have no idea who the fuck either of you are. That's valid. Yeah. A lot of people don't know us. Well, I mean, that's okay. We still don't have a million fucking subscribers. The moment we have a million is the minute we get some respect All of these people are going to suddenly reply

In a few months we hit a million They're going to go oh We're going to get emails Do you want to collab Right now we have these pity fucking twitter follows By bigger creators And it's whatever It's fine

I can dig the game. They're putting their investment in something that might be big one day. Right, right. You know, we're so close to that respect line. We are. Super Mega is honestly like a breakout investment. And it's still on the ground floor. That's the thing.

We're close to a million, but we're not there yet, which means that there's still time to get in on this. You can fucking. That 1M? If you guys invest in Super Mega right now, the returns are... Listen, how many other YouTube channels... They all have a million already, right? Get off the Patreon, get off the Spotify, go to YouTube, and subscribe. Well, you don't have to get off the Patreon.

No, well, I mean, open a new tab. Oh, yeah, yeah. Stay subscribed. But the YouTube, that's the thing, man. That's the thing. Everyone else has a million subs. Every fucking, name anyone popular that everyone knows. They have millions of subs. We don't.

We're the only ones still fucking sitting here on the fucking locker room bench twiddling our cock in our hands. We deserve this. So, come on. It's still. Come on, team. People can get in on this now. Come on.

Come on, super mega fans. Let's get on in here come on okay on on three all right or on on one three two one no no on go oh on go three go you start it three two one go team team i just threw team in there for yeah just go cause we're all we're all in this together I don't even know why you recommended to me get your head in the game and I don't even know who y'all are

but stop before you both get cancelled slanty face I'm not I don't know them and I thought they're like till I get my shot that's who I am

that is my plan what I'm just having so much fun like I'm still going down and just like this person typed a lot I don't know them and I thought they're like

famous or something so them fighting each other over the internet and one of them saying something like toxic or something should get them cancelled at least that's how it works with celebrities

and then someone was like they're making fun of those types of celebrities they're actually really great friends in real life and have fake fights all the time in their YouTube videos. Oh, that makes sense.

I just keep going down. Just keep going down. Why is this petty shit appearing in my notifications? I just love how many people interact with it. That's what's funny. To me, funnier than it getting shown to everyone is that Well, it's proof that they're just It's a little bit hypocritical in the action because it's like

it's like, I don't know maybe I'm just of the whole mindset and fuck I swear to god if a thread gets created on god damn rant grumps about me saying this if you don't like it don't watch it I just scroll past it dude that makes no sense

unless it's like it's like hey Activision is caught in this huge fucking sexual harassment thing. Yeah, I'll give it a retweet, you know? Like, Activision sucks. Are you saying that if you don't like it, you're not going to force yourself? Why? If I don't like something, I'm still going to force myself to sit and watch the entire thing. It makes no sense otherwise.

Or if something... I'm not going to spend my time doing something that I'm still gonna force myself to sit and watch the entire thing. It makes no sense otherwise. Or if something... I'm not gonna spend my time doing something that I actually enjoy. I'm gonna put some effort into trying to understand this. Sorry, I'm still going... There's a lot of replies. People on the channel are saying the fake fighting is getting old, but apparently people still fall for it. That's what's funny, you know?

You and I have been making videos on YouTube for over six years now, and it's... but apparently people still fall for it. That's what's funny, you know? You and I have been making videos on YouTube for over six years now, and it's... I mean, the fake goes back before Super Mega Man. We've been doing this for... In fact, actually, recently, you and I put on a Sindago podcast clip, and it was from... It was seven years ago.

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the Sendago podcast. Those episodes are... This goes to both of you. You're still reading responses. I love it, dude. I don't know why I got a notification. The fuck does it matter? Dot, dot, dot, dot. Four dots. All I have to say is friends don't put other friends down for stupid shit.

Bleep out when I said shit because they censored themselves. They put an asterisk. I thought that it would be done by now. The fuck is this trash being shown to me? This is great, man. It goes on for like a full day. Yeah, over a full day. I see a lot of people saying that we're going to be cancelled because of this fight. Do you guys know?

That just shows people don't even know what to cancel people for. They just want to jump on it and do it. They want to see it happen. Jesus Christ, nobody can take an insult anymore. What the hell did I just read? Who are you guys? To a lot of people, this was the first and only time they will ever see us. I know.

And that's what's so fucking funny is like we will forever like if they even if they ever see our faces again. Are you really saying you hurt my feelings when someone is insulting you? What the fuck do you expect them to do? Apologize? This is Joe Biden's America. So he's a liberal. I've never even heard of Matt and Ryan from Super Mega before. This is just more stupid YouTuber drama.

Shake my head. SMH, dude. SMH, man. I got a notification with this bullshit and I don't even know who the fuck you. People are just aggressive, man. Like, no one cares. Get a job. Start a family.

I don't know you or your boy toy you're arguing with. We should get a job and start a family. You don't know you or your boy toy you're arguing with. We should get a job and start a family. You're both sad people. You're both sad friends drifting away because their ideals don't match. It's okay. The one of you is going to pass on first. That's who really won the race. That's when you read.

Yeah. Damn, dude. I'm glad that so many people got involved in this for us. I know. They were very passionate about it. It shows that you need to stop acting like kids and shut up it shows that human compassion really does go beyond a personal connection with someone you're like you can really children just you can really love a stranger you can man and this i got i got to the end the last tweet was the last two were you're like fucking children

grow up and deal with it and then both y'all are dumb as hell so uh i got to the end of all the responses so i i reach the responses to my specific response or that's- No, no, to everything. I just want to thank everybody for caring so much. Yeah. It means a lot that y'all are there for us. Our friendship is better now.

We solved it. That's how relationships grow. You know, a good relationship is not just built on having fun times together. It's built on overcoming challenges and obstacles. So when we run into a roadblock together, something that causes friction or tension or a fight, we work through it. We expose it. To build a house, you might have to chop down your favorite tree.

Exactly. Exactly. And we might, yeah, that makes sense. exactly exactly and we might uh yeah that makes sense and you know you know we might disagree on things but uh we just push it aside overcome it expose it on twitter and move forward uh okay i'm looking at the analytics for this tweet oh shit how many people saw it it popped off 573 000 impressions so 573000 people saw it. 200,000 people engaged with it. 121,000 people opened the thread.

Makes me want to get in like fake fights more. Because it's funny. Should I promote this tweet? How do you put money into it? Yeah, so it promotes it on people's Twitters. So it just starts showing like this. Because you know when you see promoted tweets? And it's just like, it's like an ad that appears, but it's people's Twitters. So it just starts showing like this. Because you know when you see promoted tweets, and it's just like,

it's like an ad that appears, but it's someone's tweet. People would know you spent money on that shit. It's funny as fuck though to me. It's like, we should promote this. Promoted? That's hilarious.

It's just fucking... I didn't even look at the quote retweets. There's only 14. You always know it's good, man, when you go to quote retweets and it says there's like 30, but you can only see three. Yeah. You're like, oh, this is good. That means that there's some nice responses.

I can always tell how controversial a tweet is by the number of quote retweets and then how many you can actually see. Because if you can't see a majority of the quote retweets, then you're like, these kids on private are going crazy right now. Quote retweeting, getting upset. You know what? If y'all got some shit to say, don't be a pussy and make it private. Say it. Say it to my face.

Yeah, our lives are public. Why can't yours be? Right? Bitch. Everyone's life should be public and I think everyone should have everything out there just because we do it. So, I mean, I think that everyone should. We're gonna be in the metaverse soon. Everyone's gonna know everything. Are you excited for the metaverse, bro?

Yeah. No. Looks stupid. Hey. As long as I can grill some meats in the metaverse, maybe. Definitely grill some meats. Grill up some meats with some, oh, what's that good sauce? Sweet Baby Ray's? Sweet Baby Ray's. Yeah.

Sweet Baby Ray's is pretty good, but it's a little sweet for my taste. What is Sweet Baby Ray's? I always have a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's. Sweet Baby Ray's? When I'm cooking my meats. When he announced the whole- My smoked meats, sorry. Smoked meats. Sweet Baby Ray's? I'm cooking my meats. When he announced the whole... It's my smoked meats, sorry. Smoked meats.

Smoking the meats? When Zuckerberg announced the name change to Meta, on the background on his shelf, he had a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's. Of course he did. Little goofster. He knew what he was doing. Of course he did. He's a little uh-oh.

He's a little prankster. I love it. Guess what I'm going to do, honey? Okay, so I'm going to... I'm going to... Yeah. Put the Sweet Baby... You're going to put the Sweet Baby Ray's. So then they can see it. Okay, so I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... Yeah. Put the sweet baby... You're gonna put the sweet baby. So then they can see it.

Okay. Because of the video? Mm-hmm. Yeah, because of the video? Yeah, okay. Yeah, that was funny. Yeah. Remember the smoking the meats?

Well, I'm gonna go... Talk to the camera. What? I'm gonna go talk to the camera. Oh. Okay. Well, I was saying I'm going to go just out. Oh, you don't want to watch?

I might be a little late. Okay, are you going to watch my live stream on the Facebook name? Yeah, I'll have it on the Facebook app. Are you seeing your personal trainer? Yes, yes. Okay. Just a late night session. You know, you got to put in several hours.

You came back sore last time, so don't go too hard this time, sweetheart. Alright, I'm gonna go introduce... Okay, I'm gonna blow you a kiss. Can I just get one on the cheek for good luck? No. Oh, that's okay. There it is. Thank you. Did you catch it? Smoked meat. Okay, bye.

Hey everyone, this is Mark Zuckerberg. That's what happened right before the video. Can you put in a door-closing sound effect too just to seal the deal? Yeah I mean you're editing it so Fuck, you're right, I am editing this one Every time I have to use a door close sound Even if it's like a super serious thing

I use the Minecraft one Because it's such a perfect Actually in one of the tracks on the Super Mega album That we've been working on It's like an audio sketch and there's a part where a door opens And it's the Minecraft And it sounds good And every a door opens and a door closes and we shoot the Minecraft and it sounds good. And every time I show someone that they're like, is that the Minecraft scene?

We recorded that like two years ago, dude. Not two years ago. Oh, fuck yeah. No. We recorded that before COVID, I thought. We recorded the rough draft a year and a half ago, I'd say. So yeah. Time's flying. It is. I think it's been longer than we think i think that

we've been hey now that we got black for a while the book was the big priority like we let's get worked on the album more like let's just have more album day let's try to have one to two album days a week we're both getting like i like right after this podcast i'm rushing home to get streaming set up shit working because you know you that we're back with the Epic SMP. Yeah, baby. So I'm trying to get my stream stuff set up. You've streamed a couple times. Exactly, a couple.

I streamed the first day six and a half hours and yesterday two and a half hours and today I'm going to try to go for three or four. A couple and a few are interchangeable. No, they're not. Shut up, you fucking idiot. No, they're fucking not. I don't know like

where where do you uh i get it there's there's a pair of something i get it i get it i get it but a couple a couple it's a are you saying a couple always means two should always mean two it should but but the way english is used fuck english it's wrong i do say a couple i'm like when i'm referring to three or four things sometimes no way yeah i can't in my brain no way i'll say i say an absolute for me let's say i have um uh let me look around real quick uh that pile of uh toenail clippings of yours right there on the table yeah um there's there's three i can be like there's a couple of toenail clippings right there no there are three there are a few

I know I know I know technically I know you're right I know you are right well I'm not technically right but it's wrong but it's wrong you're right but language changes even if it's incorrect it's all about the fucking

like anthropology what is even if it's incorrect. It's all about the fucking, like, anthropology. What is it where it's like, it's just like the... Fuck these hipsters trying to make slang. I want to go back to olden English, baby. We can't even understand what the fuck they're saying. I read, or I watched this video about, from the 80s, and some of you guys might have heard about this, but it was this famous case about like proof for time travel, which, in my opinion, I think it's obviously a hoax.

But it's this it was a famous case in England where this guy had an old computer, like the type you could just type on, the green text an ibm like old computer in like 1986 or something and he would leave home and when he would come back he would have messages written on there that was like from someone from like the 1600s and uh he's like what the and he showed people and thought it was weird and they kept appearing uh and he was telling people like i'm not doing these they're just appearing on computer. I don't know how these are getting here. But then they had, like, an English professor, like, study it and, like, trace the specific time period of, like, the exact words used. So it was, like, very specific old English. And it was about, like, the town he lived in right there.

And people could look up the, like, trace these people back. And then, like, another person appeared from, like uh 2109 that was sending messages back also typing kind of weird and like a futuristic english type and and the psychic like association of psychics came and investigated it um the sidekick psychics the side the psychic sidekicks came and investigated it. And they were skeptic, but they never could disprove it. The sidekicks sidekicks? I forgot what it's called, but it's a... Yeah, that case is crazy, but the old English that was used was... What the fuck?

It's a different language. I don't understand what any of that means, dude. It's like, it's pretty easy to... Have you heard about the case of the London Bridge? It's falling down? Yeah, dude, I did hear about that. How'd you know I was going to do that to you? Thine bristle and twine.

Is it because I have a little smirk on me when I'm asking? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, listen to this. I hear about the case of the London Bridge. Know what? It's falling down. That's what I wanted. I'll get it out of you one of these days, Matthew Watson.

One of the terrorists is eventually going to bomb the London Bridge and be like, ha ha, see? I am not a terrorist. I am a... Man, you always fucking get me with that, dude. Come on, it's from Iron Man 3, man. What can I say? That exact part? Yeah. That's how it plays out like mr president will you tell me real quick what this uh means i'll

read you a few sentences that he said sentence by sentence tell me if you're able to even decipher this shit from 1520. I'm trying to find it. Hold on. Oh, I thought you had it ready. No, I went to a website. I thought you prepared, Matthew. I did go to a website, but it wasn't... I searched time travel computer old English. Matt Watson. The Dodolston messages.

Okay, now I can pull it up. Now that I know the name. Here we go. One second. Come on. Give it to me. You're so good at that sound, man. No, I don't want to go to the unexplained podcast. I'm sorry, man.

Just give me a second. Found them on Wikipedia. No, that's the article for dodelston let me give me one second you could skip ahead yeah skip ahead wait or did we go to ad break okay is no is that what we said uh no i was saying you could skip ahead but we'll go could we go yes we'll go to ad break right here okay and when we come back the nap portion of the podcast the I'm going to go smoke some weed, and we're about to get super sleepy. We'll be back with the nap segment. This NHL season, get more excitement out of every slap shot with FanDuel,

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Well, it was just about Old English. And I wanted to see if you were able to understand what this means. Can you raise the volume on that? Okay, thank you. Listen to this. True are the nightmares of a person that fears. Safe are the bodies of the silent world.

Turn pretty flower, turn toward the sun. This is like poetry, though. Are they talking about, is it a guy actually just trying to say something? Okay, this is the wrong message I'm reading. Okay, well, I can't read it. So the guy narrates it, but he films his computer screen showing it, like in this video I watched, but he did like an effect

so the edge is blurred so I can't even fucking read it. Forget it. I do love old English, man. What do you think future English will sound like in like 2200? I'm sure there will be spelling differences. Like, you know, you look at older words and see how they're spelled like vine or I beat you up one up.

They put like cup that that's what it is. Like it's going to sound just like weird. Just kind of like a short. Yeah, you'll still tell it's English, but there'll be like parts of it that just like I have no idea what I just meant. Bet. I mean, I think I don't think it's going to change too drastically in our lifetime.

No, not in our lifetime. Are you talking about like hundreds of years? Yeah. Or even like a thousand years? Well, honestly, well, here's the thing is I think language changed so much in the past because it was only evolved by passing on

generations, but now we have right but it would just be passed on by word of mouth so that it was really easy for that to change but now because the internet recordings are preserved so everyone is always listening to and hears what english does sound like i think that because it's so widespread and preserved and available it won't really change that much anymore. Yeah. Drastically. Like how it did in Old English. When clans were about. Yeah.

Our own little clan, man. We gotta start a clan. We're gonna all come up with a language and go have families. Unilog. We'll have our own kind of interpretation of the language or way of saying things. We'll speak unilog, dude. Yeah. It's the language Matt created in high school.

Nice. Advance for a high schooler. Creating a whole freaking language. No, I didn't create the whole language. I started writing a grammar textbook and I made a spreadsheet of vocabulary. And I made like two, three hundred words. Or something like that. I still have it.

I taught myself how to... i'm not gonna lie dude it was it made sense like my goal was i wanted to make like the easiest simplest little like language that the goal was i could talk to a chinese person that's it no the goal was that i could like foreign people can speak to each other without having to learn each other's languages like a chinese dude doesn't have to learn Russian. I can speak to a Chinese person. They both just know a little unilogue and because they can both learn a little unilogue so easy. So then. I had this idea

when I was in high school. I had this idea. What if I could speak to a Chinese man? No. And they laughed at me. You're crazy. I told my best friend at the time, and he laughed at me. But I say today,

And that's unilog? That kind of sounds like unilog, yeah. Does it? No, really. I still remember a little bit. Tell me something. Well, I, like, I was Che. Yeah.

So you say, like, I myself, like Che. R, like to be that verb, was Ma. And to make a verb, all verbs in with A, and to make a verb past tense, you put an N on it. So it's Man. So Man becomes was or were. So like chayman means I was gay. Sure. Yeah. Oh, gay means, I actually don't remember, but choice.

No. Sinful, I think. I think it's sinful. So if I wanted to say I was sinful, I could say che-man-gay. Or I am sinful, che-ma-gay. You know? I mean, there's also a, I forgot, maybe it was a, there was another consonant you would replace the N with to make it future tense.

So I will be gay was like che-mop-gay. I don't remember. But like every single verb ends with an a so to conjugate it you just put the the letter for whatever tense pretty simple did you come up with like because you know how sometimes in a language there are there's different ways of saying something or like there's not a word for something in one language and there is in another for like a feeling well unilog what i had planned was it wasn't going to be like super complex it was just it was it was it was very simple so like

there doesn't need to be a word for every single thing it's mainly just for basic communication where you know it's like i could talk to a china man and wouldn't have to something like that when I'm in a foreign country I don't need to talk about the philosophies of Socrates I need to say where's the fucking bathroom I shit myself so that's exactly what it's for in Unilog would you be able to say I pooped myself

you know what let me pull up the textbook and the document maybe see if I can get any good sentences out of this. The almighty textbook of Unilog? It had a green cover. I remember it. I'll show you, dude. I don't know if I ever showed you when we talked about this on the Sendago podcast with Daniel. Let me see.

He made fun of me. He's like, yeah, dude, Unilog? It's funny. Okay, last modified, May 3rd 2014 Alright Here it is Unilog dictionary Here's the textbook Where's the cover

How do I fucking cover on this Unilog Dude look How to fucking cover on this? Unilog... Dude look! A descriptive grammar of unilog. And it's a star. It's like a textbook I tried to make like a real like fucking like a little textbook. Looks like a yearbook. First edition Here's like explaining more about the unilog language. Jesus. Read some of that.

There are no double letters or silent letters allowing speakers of unilog to be able to spell any word they hear with ease, making spelling errors a thing of the past. The vocabulary is very simple. Words commonly avoid consonant clusters, allowing ease of speaking to most speakers around the world. Most words consist of three to six characters

and follow a single pattern. Nouns will always end in the letter O. Verbs will always end in the letter A. And adjectives will always end in the letter I. The grammar is very basic and simple and follows a subject-verb-object pattern, like English, Spanish, Chinese, Russian, French, and Italian. The only exception to this rule is pronouns

and when nouns are plural. Good luck and have fun learning Unilog. Are there pronouns? Mm-hmm. See, uh... Uh... I'm going down right now to see... Here's the exceptions.

Like, C is always pronounced chuh, like chicken. And X is always pronounced, uh... Chuh. You say chuh, like chicken? Chuh. Chih? C is a ch ch. You say ch like chicken? Ch. Ch? C is a ch. Ch like chicken?

Yeah, so, so. Chuckin? To say, to say I, che, it's C-E. Che. And then X is ch. So X-I-N would be shin. But, but listen to this. Hold on, I'm getting past the vowel sections.

Dude, these are some goofy-ass sounding words. Verbs all in with the letter A. I'm looking for the pronouns. U is Tay. Tayzonde. Chocolate. Dude, I'd love for him to sing that in unilog.

Chocolate pain. He'd be like, Tongo Bay. He's singing it in fucking unilog. It'd be amazing. Che is I, Te is you, J is she, Re is he, and Gore is the third person pronoun. Which is like them, they, them. So yes, you can be non-binary and speak unilog. Why wasn't it designed so everyone?

It doesn't matter. That's actually a good point. Well, I guess when you're talking about people, it's easy to specify. If it's a group of people, you need to say he or she. Not when we're all going to be bald and big-eyed one day. Slits for noses. Small mouths. Teardrop-shaped shit, you know?

Yeah. Here's the verbs, bro. Ma, like I said, to be. To do is be, like I said, to be. To do is bepa. Noma is to eat. Look at this. Tofa is to feel. Aika, to love. Like tofa grace.

Yeah, dude. Tofa grace. Nimana is to need. Gula is to drink. Ohana means family. It does. It does. And it's also a word in Unilog.

Really? That's awesome. It means sexual assault. Oh. But, you know, just different from Lilo and Stitch, but that's fucking Unilog.

Lilo and Stitch is a great movie. I wonder if they're still working on that live action thing they're going to put on Disney+. They're just going to get a little fucking like

Jack Russell Terrier and spray paint him blue to be Stitch. I am excited for Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio. They released like a little teaser with Sylvester Cricket I can't remember. It wasn't Jeremy

It wasn't Jeremy Cricket. Well that's the Cricket's name right? Jimmy Cricket? Sorry, Jimmy Cricket. Jeremy Cricket! Jiminy Cricket. But this dude's name is like Alfonso Sylvester

Is it Sylvester Stallone as a cricket? No. I'm a cricket. I'm a cricket. Pinocchio. Hold up. He introduces himself. I'll allow him to introduce himself. Hold up. Let's look what I do. He's lighting a little...

It's stop motion. A little blunt. Yeah. Oh, it's stop motion. Who are you? He's old Cricket. Sebastian J. Cricket. So do you think his middle name J is for Jiminy?

100%. Sebastian J. Cricket. Do you you think his middle name J is for Jiminy? Yeah, 100%. Sebastian J. Cricket. Do you think that's like his son or something? That's why his dad's name is his middle name? Well, in the trailer later, you find out that he goes, and I lived in the heart of a wooden boy. I can't wait for the whale scene. If they fuck up and don't do the whale scene,

I'm going to be pissed. I forgot the story of Pinocchio, like all the way, except for that his nose gets big when he lies. His nose gets big, he goes to Donkey Island. He goes to a donkey show at Donkey Island. Yeah. He's turned into, well, some of his pals turn into donkeys. And they partake in the donkey show. Yeah.

Super Mega goes to a donkey show. Next vlog. You know, it's a quick drive down to Mexico. It's two hours from here. Could we be on the donkey? On top of it? Not doing anything to it, but like riding it. Sure.

But not like riding it sexually. Yes. Like riding on top of it. Like saddled. Saddled up. Yes. Like giddy up on top of that donkey. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like bull riding. Like hop on top and giddy up. Which also could mean anal sex with the donkey or vaginal sex with the donkey. But we would not be doing anything sexual. We're not doing that.

We're having a good time. We're having a good time. I'm sure the donkey is too to be honest. Yeah. You know? Everyone likes sex. Sex is great.

Everyone loves it. Okay. And that's where we're going to end the nap portion, fellas. Thank you for coming out. Okay. Thanks.

You can validate parking up front. Yeah. It's for like two hours. You guys are good. Yeah. If you need two validation tickets, just tell them that we said you can get it and they'll do it. All right. Thanks, guys.

Yeah. Donkey shows are sweet, though. Let's go to one. Okay. I have been to a ping pong show. A ping pong show? I have been to a ping pong show. A ping pong show? I have been to a ping pong show. A real ping pong show.

Is that where they shoot a ping pong out of their vaginas? Mm-hmm. In Thailand. My cousin and her husband took me to some strip clubs in Thailand to show me the red light district.

I don't want to see no woman laying an egg. Well, she wasn't laying an egg, dude. That's what it looks like. She's popping ping pong balls out her coochie. It was awesome. Like, she has little eggs in egg, dude. That's what it looks like. She's popping ping pong balls at her coochie. It was awesome. Like, she has little eggs in her.

Like a fucking chicken. It was a depressing strip club. We sat all the way in the back because I didn't want to... She just watched like a hot, sweaty person put ping pong balls in their vaginas. There's a stage. Like in the middle. And then queef them out. Oops.

A little poop comes out, dude. What? It just happens during the shows. Oh, their vaginas? There's one like 60-year-old white man that looked just like Jim actually sitting up front with his beer

just kind of like Was he wearing a straw hat? Yeah. Might have been Jim. Jim looks He loves straw hats. Jim looks just like every dude that was in the Ladyboy bars.

But yeah, the guy that looked like Jim was sitting up front and she was popping ping pong balls out and she kind of like moved like her legs so it kind of like rolled down and dropped into his drink. Ew. Yeah.

Did he drink it? Yeah. Oh. He was smiling. Mother fucker, dude. Ew. Right? That's disgusting. And then she pulled needles out of her pussy and then we left. What do you mean she pulled needles out of her pussy? and then we left. What do you mean she pulled needles out of her pussy? She had a string. Yeah.

Like a thread. Yep. And she threaded needles on it. On her vagina? So there were like five needles hanging where the thread was going through the eye of the needle, right? Yeah. And she starts pulling a string out of her pussy, and then the needles come out one by one. And everyone's like, whoa!

It's a real thing. I mean, I guess it is magic. It was magic, for sure. How did she do it? She put needles in her pussy. She just put them in a way where when she pulls the string, it doesn't cut her or poke her. Would you ever put needles in your pussy? For the right price, yeah.

Pussy boy? Yeah, I put it in my boy pussy. Pulling needles needles in your pussy? For the right price, yeah. Pussy boy? Yeah, I'd put it in my boy pussy. Pulling needles out his pussy? Hell, dude, I love pussy. Dude. Can't get enough of it. I love Justin's pussy. That thing is juicy.

Maybe a bit musty. A little bit, but it's bad. A little stanky. There's a little bit of stank there sometimes. Kind of smells like if someone were to dump a crate of mothballs in a cornfield. Yes, the cornfield, that's very specific actually. And I totally like, I, you

know, like I get that. That makes a lot of sense. I don't know how, but I know exactly what you're talking about. It does. It has kind of like earthy, but also like starchy smell that corn has. You know, kind of like dusty hay kind of smell. so earthy because you're around soil well he wipes with hay uh so that's probably why there is that natural and probably

a little stanky because it doesn't do a good job okay so he stopped wiping with bamboo yeah just hay which i actually bet i think hay is actually a step lower than bamboo bamboo is a rod you can at least kind of slide across your ass crack. You just shove it up there, twist it, and pull it out. Hay, on the other hand, is kind of just all over the place. You're not going to get an even wipe. But yeah, Justin needs to clean his pussy. Thing is nasty.

But when it is clean? Fantastic. It's great. This is fucking ridiculous. Justin, he'll never fucking listen he'll never hear this well see that's the thing is he doesn't like our content so he doesn't listen to the podcast well I think he just listens to enough of our voices

like I didn't end a day of editing Game Grumps with ah you know what I'll do I'll catch up on some Game Grumps you didn't? you didn't? that's what I did every day. I did that every day. I went home.

We watched the videos. We're the ones who edited this. We watched the videos all the way through. And the thing is, when we're editing them, we laugh with the funny moments and I don't need to go relive that shit. Yeah, but you watched your load of editing videos.

I'd go home and watch all the ones you edited to support you. Did you not watch all the ones I edited? I watched the videos you edited on Super Mega. Well, I'm not talking about Super Mega. I'm talking about Game Grumps Incorporated. I'd see some of your clips when we had to edit the best ofs. But no, you didn't go and watch the episodes.

Some coins? Dude. Dude, remember that meme? That was, I think, my biggest fuck-up on Game Grumps. Oh, man, we fucked up so much. There are a lot of fuck-ups that we did. We used to fuck up a lot. But it was always like a...

The funny thing is we almost... We never fuck up on Super Mega. Because we actually put care and effort into it. But Game Grumps, I... You know, we purposely were trying to sabotage so people would come watch Super Mega. No, it was always scheduling errors. You know, it'd be like some coins of

dude the classic there's a wikipedia page for that there's some coins incident is there no oh that fucking wikipedia page no i messed up the title imagine like someone on like one of their little fucking subreddits because believe it's so crazy they have multiple subreddits dedicated to like weird like either conspiracy well both are very conspiratorial mainly just ranting

but conspiracies it's just touch touch grass that type of thing yeah you know I'm trying to remember

some of the biggest mistakes I made if you love something sometimes it's best to let it go. You enjoyed it for a while. You don't enjoy it anymore. Don't take the memory.

Just, just. And a lot of people still enjoy it. So, you know, it's like. And that's just. Why are you so bothered by it? It's not even specifically game. That's anything. Just, just why, why, why so much anger?

Yeah. You, you, you are, you are, when you put yourself, why so much anger yeah you you you are you are when you put yourself when you get in these communities you are choosing to surround yourself with negative relax you come on i'll massage your shoulders go on you're choosing to surround yourself with negativity and it really infects you it's it don't go on rank don't post on rank rums tonight don't even visit i won't i won't don't'm sorry. No, I'm talking to the viewer. Oh, I thought you were talking to the viewer. I was planning on posting, but I won't now.

Okay. Hey, hey, you know, maybe you just, just take the night to yourself. Watch a movie, you know, that you're nostalgic about. Play a video game. Maybe some cheese and wine, or maybe even just order some Taco Bell. And if you can't do that that just chill and make a peanut butter and jelly, baby. Try a new hobby. There's infinite hobbies. Peanut butter and jelly with a

glass of milk. Doesn't that sound good? Whoever's driving on their way home right now, make yourself a fucking peanut butter and jelly. Calm down. There are going to be people that listen to this and the second they get home, they're going to make a fucking peanut butter and jelly. Send me your pictures of your peanut butter and jelly. If they look delicious, I'll probably like them. Speaking of gangrums, Barry wants to see them too. Speaking ofram's Berry, we'd love to see those PB&Js too.

Yes. But also remember that he mainly only interacts with people on Twitter. So you have to go at him solely on Twitter and make sure he's... Some PB&Js. He loves his favorite sandwich. We like surprising him, though, so please don't mention that we sent you guys or anything. Remember the peanut butter and sandwich cake

we got him for his birthday that one year? He loved it, dude. And the fucking dude, oh, my God. Like, Barry, if he sees that we sent people to send pictures, then he'll be like, oh, that's nice. But if he thinks that we sent people to send pictures, then he'll be like, oh, that's nice. But if he thinks that people just decided one day their own free will to send him pictures of one of his favorite things, he would be ecstatic. So please go send Barry on Twitter.

What is it? At Razzy? Don't at both of us. Don't at us. Don't mention Super Mega. Just show your sandwiches. Yeah. You know?

No tattling required here. It's going to be that one kid that's like, but, you know,'t know no tattling required here it's gonna be that one kid that's like but you know it's all right you know it's what there's always trolls you know respond to his tweets or like i just want barry to be happy if he if he goes live on twitch respond with a pb and j to you cheer him on maybe just go into his chat and just say pb and j no context just say and he'll be happy about and if a streamer you watch happens to have a pb and j emote and you're subscribed to them like by golly use it i don't know anybody who has that but if someone did i'm sure it exists i mean if if if maybe in a couple days your favorite streamers that have a podcast you listen to

were to suddenly have an emote of a live action picture of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on their Twitch, you could sub to them and then you could go post it in Barry's chat. Yeah. As much as you want.

We're going to have to go talk to the board about that one. Yeah, I'm sure. Setting up our super mega Twitch because we're starting to stream on our own. Yeah, let's talk about streaming. Go follow us on Twitch. M.H. Watson is Matt's. Eli Ryemagee is Ryan's.

He's got the uniform username on all social media. Amazing. I do have Matt H. Watson on Twitch. It's such a jumble of a name. It's like whenever someone tries to say it for the first time it's like I get it I understand

I know what I did, it's not the best but it's what I go, it's what it is now you can probably buy at Ryan McGee off someone too far I don't care I asked the guy with the handle at Matt just to see just to see i

was like hey man like i don't think he really tweeted that much i was like hey would you ever like a few million i said would you ever consider you know like selling this yeah how much was it because i thought it'd be really cool to just get at matt and you know i'd give him a little bit of money for it not like a crazy amount because it's just a Twitter handle. Yeah, but what did he ask for? He goes, considering I've turned down offers of $20,000, it would have to be pretty good. And then I didn't respond. Just like the guy who owns mattwatson.com asked for a minimum of a million dollars. And I was like, are you inept? And I was like, are you inept?

Hey, one day there will be a millionaire Matt Watson. Doesn't exist right now. No. Maybe one day. Wait, wait, wait. The Fisherman. No, no way. No, no, no. Matt Watson, the Extreme Fisherman.

And Matt Watson from Carwow. The Journalist. Matt Watson. A couple of Matt Watson journalists. There's Matt Watson from Carwow. He's pretty popular on YouTube. He has a car channel. Then there's Matt Watson, who was a vlogger that dated a bigger YouTube girl.

And he's the one that Famous Birthdays mixed up my information with his. So on my Famous Birthdays page, it has stuff about my daughter and how I do Spanish lesson vlogs and how I was born in the UK in the 80s and how I dated a famous YouTuber. Okay. That's cute. But the thing was they made a slideshow video for the page with this information. So it's like music and pictures of me with like music playing with these facts like and text on screen so i don't think they ever fixed it but i like it that way so i love that the only other ryan mcgee's the fucking euro millions dude that fuck isn't he

russian i think he was british or whatever eddie eddie he won the euro millions jackpot and then like crashed like three lamborghinis and went to jail and lost all the money. I just love all the pictures you search Ryan McGee was like just that like goofy looking British dude with the big check. And then like immediately like the next picture is just like a completely destroyed Lamborghini like on the side of a road in a ditch.

Props to you Ryan McGee. Yeah shout out Ryan McGee and Matt Watson from Carwow and Matt Watson Extreme Fisherman. And there's actually a dentist in my hometown named Matt Watson. Dennis the Menest? I didn't go to him though. Dennis the Menest? Yeah. Dennis the Menest?

Yeah. I don't like penis the Menest. Menenist? Dennis the Menenist? That's good, man. That's good. I would read that comic strip in the end of the month. That is great, man. That's good. Thanks, man. I would read that comic strip. That is great, dude. I would read that comic strip. Fucking Dennis the Meninist.

That is good. Genius, man. Thanks, man. Fucking genius. I'm sitting here creating fucking brain babies for our company. You might have to make a know, you might have to make a shirt now that is a

Dennis the Minist shirt, but it's Dennis the Mininist. Which if you buy one, one McGee coin, you can get

a free t-shirt. Well, it's not a free t-shirt if you're buying the McGee coin for it, but the McGee coin price does fluctuate quite a bit. The McGee coin has nothing

to do with the t-shirt. Oh. Oh, okay. But if you so happen to buy McGeecgee actually get a free t-shirt right now is a pretty good week to buy mcgee coins the crypto market crash it's it is it is abysmal so while mcgee coin is low i would say it's a good time to please everyone go buy some mcgee coin i really i would really appreciate it honestly in the world for real um We've been in talks with Twitch, seeing if they can integrate McGeeCoin into its API and shit. Just replace the whole BitSense

thing entirely with McGeeCoin. Just McGeeCoin. You were cheered some McGeeCoins. Exactly. Now, is it McGeeCoins, or is it McGeeCoin? McGeeCoins, plural. McGeeCoin, as a general, is like the brand. You don't know, you don't say bitcoins. You say bitcoin.

I know, but like that's how I'm different, you know. Right. Okay. McGee coins. Yeah. Yeah. You can give some McGee coins, but you're using McGee coin. Man, this week my McGee coin portfolio is not doing too hot.

It's down like 30%, but that just means- Just wait till after the podcast drops. Just wait till after the podcast drops. Just wait till after the podcast drops. That's what they say. They say buy the dip. See, when you're an investor and you see the market crash, never get upset.

It just means it's an opportunity to buy more. Exactly, baby. And when it goes up, you're beautiful. And it'll go back up. It always goes up. It always goes back up.

What goes up must come down, but what goes down must go right back up. Exactly. goes up. It always goes back up. What goes up must come down, but what goes down must go right back up. Exactly. Exactly. Except in physics, but definitely McGee coin does. Yes. 100%. And with that, I hope all

of you have a great week. We'll see you next week for episode 282. That's a palindrome episode. Thanks for watching. I hope that everybody gets their fucking crypto wallets full of McGee coin. Yep. Please. Because it's going straight to the moon. Yeah.

You know? Thanks for that, by the way. A little, of course. Thanks for supporting McGee coin. I'm part of r slash McGee coin. It really does mean a lot, like honestly. Oh, I've been talking to people on r slash mcgee coin about like strategies and

okay good good I bet Elon has some I don't know I haven't heard from him in a bit he's still in the the whole the rocket shit and then not even the rocket shit that keeps him busy it's more the court things he's doing right now with the

the whole school zone thing that you know. Well there's that and there's the there's the whole lawsuit against the pharmaceutical companies but only because they

won't allow him to put his penis enlarger serum into the market. Which I disagree with. I'm all for that. It works. He let us try it. It works.

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