supermegashow - EP 282 - Solving the Hardest Riddle

Episode Date: February 2, 2022

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Yeah, it's episode 282. That's a palindrome, baby. 282. Okay, because we were thinking about scheduling and seeing if we were going to flip-flop because we're recording another podcast tomorrow. With a special guest. Do you want to flip-flop him? No, I just was unaware of the actual decision that was made. Yeah, okay, we'll just do them regularly so we have more time to get decision that was made. Yeah, okay.

We'll just do them regularly so we have more time to get the other one out. Yeah, next week's a real special guest. This week is just the only special guest is the Holy Spirit sitting between me and Ryan on the couch right now. Apparently people like the episodes with just you and I. They find it to be, like sometimes when we get guests, like when we get a string of guests on, like let's say a few podcasts in a row or every other podcast. They're like, let's take a break from the guests. They just want the boys. I just want to be with the boys.

Well, luckily, guys, today you get you get just the boys. And next week you'll get the boys with another boy who you will all be very excited to hear. But this week, just the boys, you know, mom and dad aren't home. Nope. We're going to be on our worst behavior. We're going to be doing some stuff we're going to regret. But they gave me the car keys. For emergencies.

Emergencies. Yeah. And they left $15 cash on the counter. I might have to go to 7-Eleven. Uh-oh. In case we need to order pizza or something But I don't know that might have to be used for a pack of smokes at 7-eleven who knows Mm-hmm this charges 7-eleven. Oh, I got a few Gatorades because we were dehydrated. Oh, we needed our electrolytes mom I got some milk. I got us some some bottles of milk

What's you say mom you always want us to be drinking our milk so go big and strong? of milk. Mom, you always want us to be drinking our milk, so go big and strong. Is that you sucking on a nipple? No. I was just doing that at mom. I was going It's not necessarily a kiss. It's just like a lip smack. So you're I was about

for some reason in my head it was corn-dogging. What is it called when What is it called when you're cat-calling? That's what it's called. Yo, those guys are corn-dogging that girl over there. Hey, baby. Mommy. They're corn-dogging me.

I love seeing construction workers corn-dogging girls on New York City streets. Oh, I gotta love it. Oh, man. We got some... What? I was just about to say, you know, I got catcalled. Really? Mm-hmm.

You got corndogged? Yeah, I got corndogged. What happened? Well, it was this, like, older woman. Sorry, I was just gonna lead into your mom joke. Okay, okay, okay. You can't even do it. I was gonna tell a story, like, that was interesting, and I was like...

And I asked her what her name was, and she said it was Ann Watts. It was going to end like that. Yeah, that would have been good, though. Yeah, it would have been. Did you just give up, or did you just end up accidentally laughing a little bit? I ended up accidentally. Okay. Because even if my face shows a little bit, I just have to give up, because it's like-

I'm looking at you with these- You and I are both good at picking up the most minute tells. Oh, we know. So, it's hard to pull one off on each other more so than like other people sometimes. People always wonder if certain things are a bit but when I, when you and I do a tweet there's never any question on if it's a bit or not. Like I can, there might be a few seconds where you've thrown off the trail but ultimately ultimately, just the tiniest little detail, that's a bit. He's doing a bit.

And you know it with me, too. So, unfortunately. We still get each other from time to time. Every now and then, yeah. Every now and then. The bit doing skills is definitely something that you and I have picked up off each other. So we know each other's tactics. We know each other's weak spots. We talked about it on the last podcast. It caused a big kerfuffle

Yeah, the crack smoking? No, the Twitter stuff. Oh Yeah, but that one should have been obvious Like I don't know to some people I guess who don't know you they just see like check like little check marks And they're like what are check marks and they're like, what? Check marks fighting? I haven't heard of these check marks. It's like that type of shit. People hate check marks on Twitter.

I'm glad to be one of those. You and I are two of those check marks that people can hate if they want. You know what's exciting? What? Trevor's coming in today. Ah, fuck. What time is he coming in? 8.30.

That's when he's going to be at my place. Fuck. You're not picking him up from LAX? No, dude. I said, fuck that, Trevor. Not during rush hour traffic? No, man. Get yourself a little fucking Uber, dude. You know?

I'm sure Schlatt pays you enough. Go get an Uber. I'm not picking you up from LAX. He sounds like he doesn't care about the Minecraft server. Trevor? Yeah. He definitely doesn't. You know, it's kind of disappointing.

I thought this would be a second chance for him you know the first epic SMB he botched so poorly or so not poorly so massively yeah and the second one like I'm still having fun on it I love to get on it's

definitely like chill and I really enjoy every time I go on there and stream sometimes I don't stream and I get on there yeah I've done that too super nice but it's definitely like chill and I really enjoy every time I go on there and stream. Sometimes I don't stream and I get on there. Yeah, I've done that too. Super nice. But it's just like I'm going to – so I had a collection of a bunch of fish from that aquaculture mod. And re-downloading the mod or something like that, I don't know what happened, but it made all of my fish that I collected originally disappear.

Really? I had probably hundreds of fish. Really? And it's all Trevor's fault because he keeps updating the server. He keeps asking people to drag more, like delete the mods, drag more mods in.

It's throwing people off. You know what it was? I bet that it saved the fish data in that mod folder and then you deleted it to put the new one in. Ridiculous. Trevor is...

I should have... Honestly, I'm just disappointed in him. Yeah, yeah. You know, it's just very disappointing. We should talk about that when he's here. Like, we should take him out to dinner and just kind of, like, sit him down and be like, hey, we're kind of really disappointed

in the direction you took this... Honestly, we could get him on episode after next, and maybe we could take him out to dinner this week and covertly record our dinner conversation about it. Just to make sure if he says anything that we legally, um, well, we can't actually record. Wait, can we record people illegally? Yeah, you can.

No, wait, that doesn't make sense. Can we record people without their express consent? Can you record people illegally? Can you legally record people illegally? Can you record people without their express consent? How do journalists do it? I think if it's in a public place, yeah. Like, you know, journalists always go to like cafes. I'm sure it's a state thing too, right?

Or maybe it doesn't exist like public property. Journalists do it and they take them out to places like Starbucks and record them saying like, yeah, so Hillary Clinton's got a big fat clit. The whole world's going to find out.

And then they leak it to the press. The world has to know. It was huge. Hillary. Hillary? No, show us the clit. She's trying to distract us. She doesn't.

She's hiding the clit. She's hiding. It's a big old clit. Donald wants you to believe that I've got an enlarged clitoris. She does. We've all heard the tape, Hillary. No, I don't need to show everyone. Just show everyone. Show it, Hillary.

If you don't have a large clit, you could just, in this right now, show it and no one will be asking. Donald, how about you show your tax returns? Oh! How about you show the clit, Hillary? I wish that, like... That was great. I wish that...

I wish... I hope 2024 is Trump and Hillary again I saw rumors that that was what it was gonna be and I'm like no one's gonna let that happen we haven't like added like a decent fucking election in a long time in terms of getting someone

in office that represents at least the voice of the country for the most part well it's kind of hard to do that for represents at least the voice of the country, for the most part, well. It's kind of hard to do that for some reason. I don't know why. The day this country went down the fucking toilet was January 20th, 2009. The day George Bush and Dick Cheney left office.

Fuck. Everything changed after that. We ended up going to war in the Middle East. Yep. Just, we had the fucking attacks in New York. Like, everything fucking just went down after that. We ended up going to war in the Middle East. Yep. Just, we had the fucking attacks in New York. Like, everything fucking

just went down after that. Pisses me off, man. Dude, Dick Cheney is so awesome. We had attacks in New York before 2009. Not when Bush was president. No,

like, yeah, you're right. There were some attempts, but, second Obama took office. That's when, that's when things started.

Did you see who he invited to the White House? Psy? Yeah. Yeah. And guess what? Psy has some lyrics where he sings about killing Yankees. Ooh. Ooh.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm not really digging this Obama character. Would you invite Hitler to the White House? No, but I'm sure Obama would have. Yep. And actually, I'm sure Biden probably has the ghost of Hitler on his fucking guest list right now. Because he's going to become a ghost soon.

Uh-huh. He's just trying to secure a nice spot now. That's not a threat. That's more of like, that's like Biden is very old. Hey, Super Mega saves the troops. The forward does say Joe Biden, 1940, whatever. He's not doing a second term. 2022.

No, no way, right? No, Biden's not doing a second term. Trust me. Well, that could also be taken as a threat. See, I hate that I can't say it's like, oh, the current president will not be having a second term. Trust me. Why should so why should we trust you specifically? Do you know something that we don't?

No, I'm just saying trust, trust, hey, trust, trust the Super Mega Boys on this one. What does that mean? Joseph R. Biden will not be taking a second term office. This is very serious, Matthew. I want you to realize this. This is very serious. Well, I hope the Secret Service shows up at the doors of the Super Megaplex to ask us a few questions.

We're here at, we're, we're, we're here at our headquarters and I'm asking you questions this isn't a bit gonna have to fly from DC to California to find out okay how far actually could we go until we actually get a visit from the secret service right

because I'm sure honestly I don't want to fucking test the waters dude since Trump you could say anything about the president they don't give a fuck remember it used to be like remember how serious they used to take it where it's like if you said like the president's gay it's like dude stop stop stop but now it's like cover your phone you could you could do like Kathy Kathy Griffith Griffin whatever fucking name is she can hold up a picture of well she can't. She hasn't been able to do much.

Because of that? Yes. As a direct response. I mean, people weren't really paying attention too much beforehand at that point. I think the highs in her career had mostly passed. You know... Not to be rude, but that's how I see it. I didn't like her since I was a kid because as a big Christian, I remember my parents telling me about,

she went up on stage to accept an award and someone was like, do you want to thank anyone? You know, thank like your parents, God. And she's like, she said, fuck God, I did this myself. So ever since I was a little boy, I never liked that bitch. That's a good power statement. I like that. Fuck God, I did this myself. I mean, yeah. She did.

She was very successful. As a woman in the world of comedy, it's very difficult to work your way up. At that time, specifically, too? Or any time, really. And then she threw it all away with her little fucking Donald Trump joke, which scared the hell out of Barron Trump, you know? He was screaming in front of the television, throwing his Legos around. That was not

cool, Kathy. To be fair, it, like, if anyone, if any one of my friends did that, I would have been like, that was probably not the right call. Oh, especially. I think everyone's in agreement that what she did was kind of like, what's the joke?

It was just like... Like we get what you're trying to say. I despise Donald Trump myself, but the decapitated head thing on national TV, like it just feels too. Was it Twitter or was it national TV? Barron saw it. So I thought it was a Twitter post. Oh, it might have been a Twitter post then.

Regardless. Oh, it was a Twitter post. You're right. But regardless, it's like it just feels too try hard, like too edgy. Yeah. It's like no one. No one thought like her team was like, Kathy, maybe you shouldn't, you know, I get, I get no one, you know, like we don't like Donald Trump either, but you know.

I mean, to be realistic, it's probably because her team was a bunch of idiots. But she's working around a bunch of yes people. She had this idea and nobody could say no. We're talking about it years later though. But at the same time, like, you're right. We are talking about it years later. And it's a statement. It is a statement.

And it's a very... Terrifying the president's autistic son is a statement? I was just saying, it's a thing. It is. It's its own thing that exists now but what i'm wondering is i think it's still like how far can you go still today like today in 2022 what can you say like what what's the farthest you could push it before because you know the secret service will visit you if if you legitimately push it far enough you're gonna knock on your door from some some some men in black or uh like

what if i put a threat like on biden right now like what if i said something like if you publicly on yeah like like what if i said like i will do everything within my power to make sure that to make sure that I consensually will make Biden cheat on his wife and then I will publicly release it and cancel the president. I think you probably have to say something more along the lines of... I'll release the sex tapes. That might be... With her permission as well. With both of their permission.

The reason they don't want that to be released, though, is because Biden's actually packing a hog in there. And they don't want people to know that because his people don't want him to be reelected. And they're like, if people know he's got a big cock, you'd have to probably say something more along the lines of like, you'd be okay if MS-13 took the president in the back of, you know, out in the outback, the desert, you know, the boonies, and cut his head off and pulled his heart out through his neck hole. Probably something like that. Okay, Kathy Griffin. Hey, I was giving you an example.

I'm not trying to emulate Kathy Griffin over here. And I'm talking about President Biden, not President Trump, dumbass. I would never say something like that about Donald Trump. Our freedom fighter. You know, he fought in a war psych he dodged it didn't he say he he did but then no he he had bone spurs oops so stop stop saying he dodged it he had a medical condition dumbass biden fought in the vietnam war he was out there in the fucking deltas shooting ak-47s yeah and you see how he came back yeah good grief you know i uh i've kind of wanted to go off to war myself yeah seems very peaceful and relaxing kind of like riding a bike you know how you... You can lose yourself in war.

Dude, you and I would have had so much fun in Vietnam. Just walking around deserts. In Vietnam? Oh, sorry. You would have had fun in Iraq. I was expecting you to say Iraq. Well, I'm just saying the most brotherly time of war seems like Vietnam. I wouldn't want to be in the Vietnam War at all, even with you.

I don't want to be... But we'd have some fun. No, I don't want to fall in a hole and get like get pierced by shit-covered sticks and just be lying there. Not even for your fucking homeland? No, I'll get blown in half on the front lines.

Hell. I'll take an arrow to the knee. You know? hell I'll take an arrow to the knee you know you know what I'm saying yeah that's good see I had to do that because I know Matt just he can't help himself come on

I'm trying to talk about war it's one of your favorite memes right it is my favorite meme Come on. Jesus, man. It gets me. I'm trying to talk about war and stuff here. It's one of your favorite memes, right? It is my favorite meme. It is my favorite meme. You know my weakness, man. Now, audience, don't take that information and abuse it. I'm not going to be able to stop laughing from here to Kingdom Come.

Okay? If the fans start sending you that shit, that would be too much. Don't go sending me arrow to the meme knees. I mean arrow to the knee memes. Nice one, dumbass. I'm so kerfuffled just from you saying it once. But Vietnam would have been fun for you and me. No, fuck Vietnam.

Yeah, dude, you and I would have been fucking... Fuck Vietnam. Fuck the country? Fuck the country, Vietnam, and the Vietnamese people? No, no, no. They have a rich culture, Ryan. No, fuck the Vietnam War. Why?

Because it sucked. Why are you acting like we fucking went and blew a bunch of shit up and lost? We did! I've changed a lot from my first... I didn't use to... Are you... Back from the first podcast, I know. Are you in fifth grade, dude?

As a 27-year-old. Now as a 27-year-old, I do understand the outcome of the Vietnam War. Yep. It's okay, dude. Wait, that was in understand the outcome of the Vietnam War yup it's okay dude that was in the first episode of the podcast and you didn't well to be fair I just did I say who won the Vietnam War

and you didn't know that's nothing on you I think that's more just to show the South Carolina education system well they never taught the vietnam war as we lost they kind of just avoided that part like the ending they kind of talked about how like it wrapped up but they never were like yeah we lost and it didn't quite work out they were like you know we just pulled troops and uh went home it's like they never they never really say

what happened i remember specifically what i always heard was that at least in school what i was taught was that we had a rough time out in vietnam because it was it was terrain that we weren't used to they were good at uh using the environment against us and all that and we had to pull out because of that yeah Yeah, I mean, that's true. And that is a losing. That is what... We did lose. Well, that was also the first war

that, like, America stopped being behind. Because before, it's like, yeah, go get them! And then Vietnam, because... Because it was embarrassing. And it was the first war that people could actually see. Like, it was televised

and they could see what's going on. And, you know, all their boys getting sent off and killed. And they're like, why are we fighting this war they could see what's going on and you know all their boys getting sent off and killed and they're like why are what why are we fighting this war and it just keeps going on and then you get all those fucking hippies yeah out out on the the front lawn of the white house spitting on our troops spitting on our fucking troops when they come home from war disgusting ptsd and like in shock that does suck honestly baby killer i get the i do get thewar sentiment, but it also, I will say, had to suck to be those guys that like, basically just got- There's some people that are psychopaths in any military.

Well, yeah, but I mean a lot, I have a feeling a lot of the guys that went over to Vietnam were, was there a draft? There was a draft. Mhm. Yeah, they were drafted, they didn't want to go over there, and they obviously didn't have a fun time over in vietnam uh you know they probably was vietnam a draft yeah okay that's what trump dodged i mean no he didn't he had bone spurs but yeah i'm just saying i think if we could go back in time you and me in vietnam would have been some fun stories one of us we would have both died who would i would have died first you you're good at whole you're good at sticking out i'd fucking first day you're in mass, we would have both died. Who would have, I would have died first. You're good at sticking out. I'd fucking first day. I'm bigger in mass.

Those traps would have been set off quicker with me. You would have been like quick on your feet. The nets would have been The spears would go flying past you. The poison darts. The turrets. And then fucking airstrikes that are automatically

sensed by the trap you stepped on we like carpet bombed them and it just we did so much like brutal shit I mean they like it's war everyone did brutal shit

but it's like we tried our damnedest to fuck that country up and we had the resources they had none of. Oh yeah. We had napalm, we had planes. We're flying around in big helicopters and shit. I mean, they knew the Viet Cong, like, they know the jungle, they know

how to, you know. Welcome to the jungle! Yeah. It's all fun and games! We got everything you want! You know? That song's pretty good. ACD No, not ACDC. Pretty good.

It's great. It's one of the best rock and roll songs ever made. It's not ACDC. It's Guns N' Roses. Guns N' Roses. And Vietnam actually

my dad was just a little too young. He was actually in the army at the time and he would have gotten sent off if he was like two years older. There might not have been a Matt Watson. Nope. His parents fucked at just the right time

to create him. If they had fucked a little bit sooner and conceived, Dale Watson at like 55 maybe. So your dad must have had friends who were older than him that were drafted. My dad didn't have any friends. No, but when my dad was in the military in Alaska, at his...

His draft date, was it 17 or 18? I want to say 17, but I feel like it's 18. It's 18 now. Picture yourself 17 or 18 being drafted to war. Well, they made it out to be badass back then. People were like, oh, this is going to be fucking awesome. Some people were. A lot of people knew it was a death sentence.

A lot of it was like, like in movies, it portrays it as like, I see this as like an honorable thing. Yeah. And then the mother's like, because they don't know if they're gonna see them again. I'd see it as an honorable thing if I was going to fight for something that like genuinely I was. Freedom. No. If I went to like, if we were going to like free like people that were enslaved or something or i kind of did that in world war ii without knowing you know yeah i mean it wasn't our

intention oh hey they got people over here in in camps should we just let them okay yeah i mean every like it wasn't just america every like it was help from a lot of people. Yeah. Hitler was kind of gay, in my opinion. Yep. That's my, that's just my two cents on it. But basically,

like, if I got drafted to Vietnam back in the day, like, I told my dad this and he got really mad at me. I was like, I would've, I would've run.

Like, I would've gone to Canada or something. What? And he was like, really, like, he was like,

that's cowardly. I raised a pussy? I'm not gonna go fucking kill people and be killed or, if I survive, be fucked up and not enjoy my life for the rest of my life for some stupid you know like politician war that's dumb i'm not gonna i only have one life i'm not gonna use it for that be driving down like a desert road and then all of a sudden just like roll over uh what is it called like a like mine? An IUD. An IUD. IUD. That's what girls put in their pussy.

It's IED, roadside bomb. What about a UTI, what's that? UTI? Yeah. It's urinary tract infection. Nice. That's not a device used in war. Do you have one of those?

A UTI? No. Have you ever had a UTI? No. Can't say I have. I don't think I have either. You're supposed to pee after sex to prevent that. If you don't pee after sex, you get a UTI pretty easy.

Especially women. So, women, ladies, make sure you're spraying that piss out of your pussy when you're done getting that... That would mean I'd have to pee like 10 times a day. Well, yeah. It's, you know. With all the honeys? Oh, there's honeys everywhere, man.

All over the plex. There's always honeys. I mean, there's a couple honeys in the living room right now. Flicking the bean, thinking about Matt and Ryan. Hell yeah. They're out there reading Super Mega Saves the Troops to each other and just coming. Just squirting all over the carpet. Yeah.

Hey, man, that's one thing that spills on the carpet that I don't mind oh shit I just remembered sorry this is great conversation and I'm enthralled but

have we updated people that Wanda's back or or Wanda or the mini Wanda some other Wanda 3 maybe Wanda 3 maybe

Wanda 2 who knows which one I haven't seen her yet but Ryan got in the office before me the other day I saw her she was here earlier today as well Wanda the dove that has come you want to go check right now just to see

and we'll get some ad reads while you guys can listen to ad reads while we check on Wanda and you guys can think about war and stuff like that and have a good time Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know,

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Only Ryan's seen her twice. But she's back just early, really early. Usually it's March or April she's back. But end of January and she's here. It's the last day of January right now. Oh, you look comfy. I'm so comfy right now. But she needs to get her little ass back here and lay some eggs.

I think she's coming back just to scope it out. Like, yep, this is where I'll do it. And now she's out getting fucked right now by other doves to come back and lay some eggs. I saw her. I scared her off accidentally the first time I saw her. When you saw her, what did you think? Like, immediately, you were like, huh? Yeah, I was so excited.

Yeah. I was, because she always comes back every year to lay eggs. This is, what, the third year? Mm-hmm. This is the third or fourth? Third. Third, I think. Yeah.

Let me go find this picture real quick because you... How long does it take to get fucked, you know? Well, I don't know, but I'm assuming that as a... Are these dudes being choosy? Got some choosy birds at me? Oh, she's cute, man. Yeah, this one looks new. She looks young.

And it's early usually it's March right? March or April she could come again or she could be like taking a break here and then going some other way and then coming back again she could just be coming back for old maybe she just stopped in for some nostalgia

this is the house I grew up in and she's back we'll keep you guys updated. That's one of my favorite reoccurring things about the Super Megaplex is the nest that Wanda and her family come to take over every year and make new baby doves. I just remember how fucking stupid they look. The babies that are sitting there.

I almost stepped on one that one time. Yeah. That was so close. It had fallen out of the nest. That would have ruined my week. Yeah. Because I would have remembered the crunch and like... Oh, fuck me, dude.

You would just keep thinking about it. I was so close. Well... So close. It's because it had fallen out of the nest and had made its way over in front of the door. Yep. But we got it with...

Who picked it up? You or Leighton? I think Leighton picked it up. So, okay, so it actually has been definitely less than a year because Leighton was working here already. And we put him back in the nest, and then she came back and nurtured him. Bitch came back the very next year.

Yeah, it's Wanda. She comes back the very next year. Bitch came back, thought she was a goner, but Wanda came back. What a disgusting song, man. She never stayed, oh what? I don't know. What a disgusting song. Who was that?

Uncle Cracker? Huckleberry. Huckleberry? Are you making names up or is that really? Buck Cherry. Oh, Buck Cherry. It's not Buck Cherry. Buck Cherry has that song that's like

uh my dick nope that's not buck cherry has some very nice songs like song tonight uh just look up the came back i don't think it's buck cherry if it is i'll fucking suck my own cherry i'm thinking of crazy bitch theory of a dead man bitch yeah oh the bitch came back thought she was a goner but the bitch came back yep i was thinking of uh the other bitch song what other bitch song the one crazy bitch but you fuck so good that's that's that's fuck oh the one they wrote about your mom or that's come on man give me something for that no no just give me a little something yeah buck cherry did crazy bitch really yeah i thought buck cherry was more pure you fuck so good i'm on top of it when i dream i'm doing you all night scratches all down my back to keep you bright on

stop man you're always getting me with that. You know? I can't help myself. Yeah, no. You can, and I like it. Hey, buddy. Yeah? When's the last time you were on the Epic SMP? Friday. Saturday, I was busy all day.

I was helping a friend set up for a party. When are you getting on next, huh? Sunday. Yesterday, Sunday. Slept until about noon, and then I went out to get some food in Monterey Park. Enjoy your day, of course. I enjoyed my day. Today is Monday, January 31st, 2022 and I would like to...

Trevor's coming tonight, so I need to focus on getting my place ready because it's a little messy right now. But I would like to try to get on at some point. Maybe when Trevor gets in, we'll get on together. On my stream. If not, I'll be doing it tomorrow after our guest leaves. He's not here for long.

No, he's here all day. From 6 a.m. until 9 p.m. And then he just goes back? I thought he was here for a couple days. No, he's here tomorrow. And then, well, we're going to see him again on Friday, right? No, but he's here here for a bit. L.A.?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Why is he only staying with here for a bit. L.A.? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Why is he only staying with you for a day? Oh, Trevor? Yeah. Oh, no, no, no.

Trevor's here until the day after my birthday. Who were we talking about? I thought we were talking about next week's guest on the podcast. Oh, no. I was talking about... I thought we were still talking about Trevor. We were. I don't know where I got confused.

I got confused. I got confused along the way. Because you said he's only staying for a day. And I was like, Trevor's only staying for a day? Everyone's... Here's a hint for next week's guest. Hey, Ryan, jump down and say some gay shit. I'm gay. Hey, that's a good hint.

It's a great hint. It's a great hint for next week's guest but you know what man I'm gonna tell you something you need to tell me something? is it something important? no no I'll tell you after the podcast what?

I'm gay but you know going back to the Vietnam War real quick there's always about the Vietnam War with you it's always about the fucking Vietnam War

this guy just can't stop talking about it There is a movie that is coming out I don't know when I think it probably got pushed because of COVID Okay I got my phone out I'm ready to look it up It's my favorite book I read in high school Incredible book

It's these memoirs from the Vietnam War You told me about this book before The things they carried Yes okay please Every time I want to read it Vietnam War. You told me about this book before. The Things They Carried. Yes. Okay. Please. I want to read. Every time I want to read it, but like. I have it if you want to borrow it.

It's so good. You would really like it. I want to read it. It's just a bunch of stories from these guys. I just never get a link for it. So I'm like, we talk about it and then I don't. I'll bring you the book. Okay. I got a cover.

I got a copy that's like from an old library. It's called Memoirs. It's called The Things They Carried. Oh, sorry. That's like from an old library memoirs. It's called the the things they carried. Oh, but the movie rendition has a Pete Davidson as well Hardy. Yeah, Tom Hardy Pete Davidson, and I'm just wondering when that's coming out I think it is in my show can that role actually though because like playing like a dude in the Vietnam War like it like if he plays an asshole

Pete Davidson if Pete Davidson plays like a man relax what he has AIDS don't go so hard on him no but like if he plays an asshole Ty plays like I guess a silent type Bill will play kind of like a let me look at the cast a scared person it's a good Tom Hardy will be the main character. Who is the main character? I don't know. I mean, Tom Hardy's in it. I would suspect him. Is Jay Boruchel in that,

or am I just confusing that with Tropic Thunder? What? Is Jay Boruchel in this movie? No, no, no, no. Okay, yeah, Ty Sheridan, Angus Cloud. Who's Angus Cloud? Tom Hardy, Pete Davidson. Bill Skarsgård.

Bill Skarsgård. Ashton Sanders. Pennywise? Yeah, dude. Pennywise? Clown Smile How do you do that smile? Show the audience, show everyone They're gonna be in the fucking bush

Down low in the bush with their guns And he's gonna be like, dude, do the smile Oh, the guy that played Sharon Teenage Sharon in Moonlight Is one of the characters in it You know, Matt Since we're talking of, I want to bring this up. When does this come out, though? I want to talk about it a little bit.

I want to talk about Chicken Run, Dawn of the Nugget, set for 2023 release. Whoa, I had to beep that. What? Chicken Run, Dawn of the Nugget. Ryan, come on man you can't be saying that shit fuck off okay yeah Chicken Run Dawn of the Nugget

it's not Chicken Run 2 it's Dawn of the Nugget is it still stop motion or are they doing like 3D yeah it's still stop motion I believe um and it uses a few of the past voice actors,

uh, but a major kind of unfortunate thing is, you know, fuck Mel Gibson. You know, I can understand why they wouldn't want him to reprise his role. Mel Gibson was in chicken run. Yeah.

I haven't seen that movie in like over 10, 15 years, some shit like that. So I really don't remember who was in it, but I didn't know. He played Rocky. The rooster? Not in it. The stunt rooster?

He played Rocky? Yeah. Mel Gibson was in Rocky. Mel Gibson. And Julia Sawala, I can't pronounce her name. She voiced Ginger. She's the main character, but they replaced her voice actress. Why would they do that?

And I don't understand why. She sounds fine. there's like recordings of her trying out lines like now which was she still available for the role yes she was confused of why she wasn't like so she didn't turn it down or anything no i don't know why did they do that i don't know they got fandy newton in there now which just Just... They're around the same age. It's not like an age thing. I don't know. Maybe it's a name thing, like a recognition. It's always about that.

Weird. Some of the other actors that were in it are still in it. You know, dude... Of the side characters. The side hens. Oh, yeah. The side hens, baby. Hey, Ryan, if a rooster lays an egg perfectly on the top of a roof, which way does it roll, left or right?

Roosters don't lay eggs. That's right. Brother? Man, you're a smart little cookie, you know that? I feel like that's a brain teaser for, like, someone in elementary school. It is. It is. Okay.

Here's the 90 best riddles for kids that aren't too confusing. You think we'll be able to... Oh, no. See, you have the answers in front of you, though. No, I'm not looking. I'm only scrolling up enough to see the riddle. Okay.

What begins with T, finishes with T, and has T in it? So I'm not seeing the answer either. I'm trying to figure it out. so I'm not seeing the answer either I'm trying to figure it out uh what begins with t ends with t and has t in it t like the drink oh a teapot okay okay you bought me for dinner but never eat me what am I a plate cutlery okay I mean you don't buy those at dinner you buy them for dinner uh you don't buy wait oh like i i've i've pictured it like going out for some reason ryan if you took two

apples from a pile of three apples how many apples would you have if i took two apples from a pile of three apples. From a pile of three apples. If I take, if there are three apples and I take two apples away from that, how many, what's the question? If you took two apples from a pile of three apples, how many apples would you have? I would have two. The one apple you took. Alright, that one doesn't make sense to me either. I would have two apples. No, it says the one apple you took. Well, how does that make sense? If you took two apples. Say it again, say it again. If you took two apples from a pile of three apples, how many apples would you have? And they said the one apple you took. If you took two apples.

Should we, should we. That doesn't make sense. Should we call Jackson, see if he can do it? I mean, he has a college degree. Yeah, maybe. He double majored in, like, HR and international business. Should I call him or should I yell for him? Jackson!

Jackson! This motherfucker. Call him, dude. I feel like he has a degree, so... Hey, what kind of vegetables are the most fun at parties? Come on man Fungi Hey, what's the richest nut?

You don't answer I hear him moving stuff around in the other room He's blowing you off, man. He's fucking with you, man. He's totally fucking with you, dude. He has no respect for you. Okay, Jackson's here. Hold up. Jackson, why are you wearing no shoes in the office, man? Here's the mic.

Why are you barefoot? You're going to have to bend down a little bit. Not that he's not used to it. This is perfect. Hey, welcome on the Super Megacast, Jackson. It's been a hot minute since we had you. We gotta do an episode with you soon. It's been a while since we've just done a Jackson episode.

You're just gonna say this counts as it? Yeah, featuring Jackson Tucker. I'll get Don on the thumbnail. We wanna see if, one, you can solve this, and then if not, or if you can, either way, make sense of it for us. Because we... It's a list of riddles that... The horse's name was Friday. Fuck. And then if not, or if you can, either way, make sense of it for us. Because we... It's a list of riddles that... The horse's name was Friday.

Fuck. You got it. It's the 90 best riddles for kids that aren't too confusing. Best riddles for babies. All right, for kids. So we went down. Okay. This is number three.

If you took two apples from a pile of three apples, how many apples would you have? Do I own the pile of apples I took them from? I don't know. I'm going to say two. The answer is the one apple you took. How does that make sense? If you took two apples from a pile of three apples, how many apples would you have? And the answer is the one apple you took.

Why does it make sense? How does that make any fucking sense? Listen, I... Going to college, I have a different understanding for these kind of things than you guys might. The one apple makes sense, but... How? I don't have time to explain it to you guys. No, Jackson, you put that degree to use, man.

You paid so much money for it, you might as well put it to use. I'd love to hear it. So if there's two apples... There's three apples. You might think that... Well, man. You paid so much money for it. You might as well put it to use. I'd love to hear it. So if there's two apples. Yeah. There's three apples. You might think that, well, yes, but you take two. Right. I took two apples.

If I'm very hungry, I might eat one of those apples right when I take them. And then I'm left with only one apple. You didn't say anything about eating an apple. Nothing about, the only context is if you took two apples. It makes no fucking sense. Okay. It literally, it makes no, it's a typo. If you took two apples from a pile of fucking sense. It's a typo. If you took two

apples from a pile of three apples, how many apples would you have? Answer. The one apple you took. That doesn't make any fucking sense. I think they combined it with people who answer one and then the two that you took. I'm going to search this online and see if I can... Is it a book?

No, it's a website. I was hoping it was a book so we could write into the publishing company. If you take two apples away from three apples, you have one left. Yeah, you have one left, but they said... There's one left, but then you... That makes sense. If it said how many apples

are left... That's what I'm saying. I think they combined the two answers, obviously. If you took two apples, how many apples would you have? Even if it said how many apples are there, you would still be three. Well, exactly. There's a bunch of different answers you can get depending on how you word it. But their answer

doesn't make any sense, the wording. The one apple that you didn't take. Or the one apple you took. I feel like whoever this website just wrote this is just a fuck with people. Jackson, riddle me this. What is the richest nut? What. What is the richest nut? What?

What is the richest nut? Deez. Put it there, man. That's the real answer. It's Mr. Peanut. It's a cashew. No, it's Mr. Peanut. He is a rich nut.

He has the monocle, the hat. Oh, he's rich as fuck. Well, he died, so I guess baby peanut got in the will. They fucking killed him, dude. They fucking killed him. Why did they do that? They took him out to an alley and shot him. Took him out around back and shotgunned him in the back of his shell.

But then they didn't, did they ever bring back Mr. Peanut? What happened to Baby Nut? No, Baby Nut became a teenager, and I guess they just turned him into an adult at some point. Something happened with COVID where they're like, yeah, we should probably hurry this stuff up. This is too depressing. Why did they, like, why? That is such a funny story. Suicide rates skyrocketed after they killed Mr. Peanut during COVID.

They had a flaming car crash, too, which was the best thing. It was just like. Didn't he fall to his death? I thought he was in a car. It was off a cliff. Like, I thought the car fell off a cliff. Maybe he just fell. They killed Mr. Peanut in, like, a really gruesome way.

Pushed him over the edge. And then they had to get rid of her ass. No, wait, she's still around. They had to get rid of Aunt Jemima. No, they got rid of, oh, yeah. Buttersworth is still here. Aunt Jemima's the one that they canceled. They killed her.

Wow, really? So they finally have some- They said because the name's racist, we're going to kill Aunt Jemima? We finally have some- That one makes sense. We have black female representation finally, and they have to get rid of it? Explain that to me. Listen, Matt, I support you 100% in this vendetta to get back Mrs. Butterworth.

Sorry, Aunt Jemima. Aunt Jemima. And tell me this, Jackson, what kind of beer won't get you drunk? This one's actually pretty easy. Alcohol-free beer. That is correct. The answer was root beer, but alcohol-free beer is more of a correct answer, I think. Yeah, well, what can I say?

They didn't expect the mixologist to come in here, did they? Yeah, they had no idea there was going to be a goddamn bartender up in here. Alright, give me another. I'm liking these. Hey, Ryan, see if you can get this one for Jackson. What kind of poultry is always going... This one's funny. It's kind of sexist. What kind of poultry is always going... Oh, this one's funny. It's kind of sexist. What kind of poultry is always going to the bathroom?

A chick. Chick peas. What? Why not just a chick? A chick is such a better answer for that. Girls always be going to the bathroom. Women do be peeing. Hey, why did the citrus tree go to the hospital?

To get to the other... To get his covine booster. A covine. I combined COVID and vaccine into covine. Covine. Why? Weren't you glad he didn't die? I don't know. Lemonade. He had lemonade. That's why he went to the hospital. He had lemonade? No no it just says lemon aid

he went to go get lemon aid that's stupid you cut me slice me dice me and all the while you cry what am I that's the yep that's like not even a pun hey what kind of what kind of apples do computers prefer

wait what macintosh that's right Hey, what kind of apples do computers prefer? Wait, what? Macintosh? That's right. Hey, what has many ears but cannot hear? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Does corn have ears? Yeah, it's corn.

I was like, it's a corn or potato. Yeah. Well, thank you, Jackson, for helping us solve that. Yeah, thank you. It was an easy one. Can people in the comments explain this one please on YouTube I think they're wrong I think they're wrong too but if maybe there's some I mean there's people that

listen that are like neuro biologists so I thought you were about to say divergent I thought you were going to say that too I was like well that's everyone listening there are like hey come on Jackson divergent. I thought he was going to say that too. I was like... Well, that's everyone listening. Yeah. Hey, come on, Jackson. Whoa.

What did... Oh, that one's too easy. I'm a bird, a person, and a fruit. What am I? This is easy. Robin? No. Red robins? There's no fruit called Robin. Robin apples? What? Robin apples? There's no fruit called Robin. Robin apples? What?

Robin apples? It's a kiwi. Whose name is kiwi? There's a kiwi bird, kiwi fruit, and then kiwi means someone from New Zealand. Oh. They call New Zealanders kiwis. I don't know why. Yum.

Red robins dude well you said food not fruit I'm red or green and grow on a vine I'm dried to make raisins and squeezed to make wine what am I

say that again I'm red or green and grow on a vine just grapes yeah so why so they I don't understand this

like that some of them are just like that's just a question yes that's not even a riddle that's just like what do I make wine question. That's not even a riddle. What do I make wine with? What's wine made out of?

Graves. What are raisins made out of? When I'm ripe, I'm green. When you eat me, I'm red. And when you spit me out, I'm black. What am I? I actually... I don't know. A watermelon.

Oh. I'm trying to see if I can find a good one for you. If two is a company And 3 is a crowd What are 4 and 5 Bigger numbers No 9

Nice Yeah get it After a train crashed every single person died Who survived Say it one more time After a train crashed every single person died Who survived survived? One more time. After a train crashed, every single person died. Who survived?

No one. All the couples. Every single person died. Oh, okay. That one's pretty good. That one is pretty good. I gotta give him props on that one. I just don't understand that Apple one still. Yeah, that Apple one is a big miss.

Dude, some of these are awful. It flew over my brain. He has a college degree. It flew over his. Yeah. We dropped out of college, so maybe, you know, we're YouTubers. It might make sense. Who's the smartest person we know?

Brian Wecht. He has a PhD in fucking relative strength physics theory shit. Would he answer this question for you? You want to ask him? If you called him? He has a PhD in fucking theoretical physics, I think. Well, I have a PhD in horribleness. Come on, man.

Well, after these ad breaks, we're going to call Ninja Brian. And he might answer. We'll see. See ya. Hey, guys. We're going to call N-word Brian. Ninja Brian. Yeah, sorry.

Because he's the smartest person we probably know. He actually one time asked me to join this. I saw him doing this, like, puzzle website where it's, like, trivia each day. And I was like, oh, that looks like a lot of fun. I want to play and he's like okay i can invite you it's invite only but like you have to take it seriously because like it it like reflects on me because it's like this thing that like college professors do and it's this shit so he added me to it and i fucked it up dude oh no this is the hardest fucking questions i've ever done in my life i was like oh why did I think I could do this? It'll be like, the question will be about like, does it tell other people what you said?

I think it did. And it just shows my score. And I'm like, oh, geez. It was bad. But Siri, call inward Brian. Hold on. Siri, call inward Brian Calling inward Brian Mobile

I gotta get to the bottom of this apple riddle Yeah This is stupid as fuck man And he's gonna be a big help Yeah Cause he's older Wiser Learn learned he's out of a sectomy has he so he's not thinking about oh what's up brian what's going on not much man not much uh i'm here with ryan we're on our podcast at the moment hey brian hi ryan say I did. I said hi first. He was responding to my hi.

I'm sorry. Well, we have a riddle that is from a list titled the 90 best riddles for kids that aren't too confusing. And this stumped us. And we were trying to, we're like, who's the smartest person we know? And we're like, Brian, he has a PhD in like food commerce or something. And maybe it is bullshit we're trying to figure out if it is bullshit what the answer or my degree the answer okay got it okay ready ready brian yes if you took two apples from a pile of three apples

how many apples would you have well i, I'm going to say two. Right. Because you took two apples. Exactly. And it's asking how many you have. And you took two, which means you have them. The answer is the one apple you took. What? Yeah. No. No, no. Riddle. It's number three. If you took two apples

from a pile of three apples, how many apples would you have? Answer. The one apple you took. That doesn't make any fucking sense that's complete bullshit okay we're just making sure that we're not like missing something obvious because we had jackson come in here and you know he has a double major like college degree and he he couldn't figure it out so you know we're like let's call the guy with the phd what's it what's it what's it in uh uh theoretical physics industrial relations oh okay i don't know how i confused those two but Call the guy with the PhD. What's it in? Theoretical physics? Industrial relations. Oh, okay.

I don't know how I confused those two, but... Yeah, I was just... And now, think about it. Can you think of how this could make sense, maybe? Say it again. It's the one you have. If you took two apples from a pile of three apples, how many apples would you have? And the answer is the one apple you took two apples from a pile of three apples, how many apples would you have? And the answer is the one apple you took.

It says you took two apples. Wait, have? Like in have? Nope. Like in have? That's what I'm thinking. Because some of the other ones are are as easy as like I grow on a vine and I'm purple. And it's like grapes. But then that's not a riddle.

That's a math question. It's just a question. Yeah, this isn't even a riddle, man. Yeah, Audrey would be able to get this one right. Yeah, I don't understand this. This is not a hard question unless you guys found it hard. But the answer as stated is complete bullshit. Yeah, unless you guys found it hard. But the answer, as stated, is complete bullshit.

Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Good. Now we have a source. We have an intelligent intellectual that has confirmed it, so we're smart. Before I end the call, Brian, I'll give you one brand new riddle we haven't done yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, great. Yes, challenge me.

Really make me work for it. What answer can you never answer to? Or no, sorry. I fucked that up. What answer can you never answer yes to? I think it means to say what question. This list is fucked, I think. What question can you never answer yes to?

What question can you never answer yes to? What question can you never answer yes to? Let's see. Is, uh, can you not answer this question? Unfortunately, Brian, the answer was, are you asleep yet? You can answer with no. I was going for a... Oh, I get it. Yeah, you can't answer yes.

It makes sense. Yeah, well, this list is stupid. So what's your source on these? Is this just something on the internet, or did you buy a book? No, it's on fatherly.com, and it's titled, The 90 Best Riddles for Kids That Aren't Too Confusing. Riddles aren't just for Batman villains or weirdos. Literally all kids love riddles.

Here's a bunch that are perfect for kids, but hard enough to still be fun. Because you guys know all those Batman villains that love riddles, all of those villains. Yeah. Just the one. Yeah. And also,

also it says literally all kids love riddles. That's, that's objective. Well, they like riddles when the answers aren't complete bullshit. Exactly. Exactly. Well, thank, thank you when the answers aren't complete bullshit. Exactly. Exactly. Well, thank you for that, man.

Can I tell you a riddle, a joke I wrote for Audrey? Oh, yeah. Yeah, we'd love to. We'd love to hear it. All right. What's green and strong? The Hulk. I mean, that's one answer, yes, but I'm looking for something different.

Okay. Spinach. No. Mussel sprouts. Mussel sprouts. That's good. That's good. I was thinking Popeye for some reason.

I was thinking of the Jolly Green Giant. But the Hulk works. The Hulk definitely works. You're not wrong about that. I'm not saying you're wrong about it. Okay, good. Well, that's pretty funny. I like that one.

Thank you. That's what I was going for. That's really good. Well, that's pretty funny. I like that one. Thank you. That's what I was going for. That's really good. Mussel sprouts. It makes me think of this dish my mother used to cook where it was just raw mussels and Brussels sprouts, and it was delicious. That actually sounds pretty great. Yeah, it's great.

It's fantastic. I'll have to cook it for you sometime. But thank you so much for helping us out with that one. And we wish you nothing but the best from here at Super Mega Productions Incorporated. And I hope you have a great day. Yeah, same to you guys. All the success in the world. Thank you.

All of it? All of it. Damn. Thanks, Brian. Thanks, man. Have a great day. You too, bud. Bye.

What a nice guy. I know. So it is bullshit. It's bullshit, yeah. Like, that doesn't make any sense to me. Like, this Apple riddle just is abs... Well, I think that they're just stupid. I think they're fucking stupid, because I read that next...

I just found a random one, and it had a typo in it, too. It was, what answer can you never answer no to? It's like, I think it's what question can you never answer. It's, you know, it's stupid. It's fucking stupid, dude. But, like, who can't, like, someone had to make it. And I searched the riddle online too. It wasn't like made by a bot.

No. Someone made it. You know what? That website. I'll tell you who made it. It's an article. Which means there's a writer. What? It says by fatherly. That's the website. Do they not give a writer's credit? Tell me a damn website wrote this? You tell me a damn website wrote this?

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice? Go to about on fatherly. Is it like a blog run by like one person? We're about to find out, dude. What the hell is this website? What is this Squarespace bullshit? Parenting. They have parenting advice.

About us. Here. It's loading. Yeah. Fatherly is the leading digital media brand for dads. Our mission is to empower men to raise great kids and lead more fulfilling adult lives.

From original video series and deep dive reports to podcasts and events, Fatherly offers original reporting, expert parenting advice, and hard-won insights into a challenging but profoundly rewarding stage of life.

Hell yeah. Okay, so it's no names attached at all? Staff bios, here we go. Dude, this dude has a fucking Dungeons & Dragons name. Ty? His name is Ty, but it's spelled T-Y-G-H-E. Ty Trimble. Man, Ty Trimble, I bet he wrote that. Matt Barrickle. Amy Carafin.

Why do women work for a father website? That's unbelievable. They're not fathers. No, they're not fathers, and they never will be. When do babies drop to one nap? There's nothing funny about scaring kids with Instagram filters. Why not? Okay, well, I'm about to tell you. Parents are using social filters to frighten kids and make them cry.

It's not cool. A new TikTok trend is causing toddlers to freak out as they watch their parents' faces morph into horses. Parents are filming their children's reaction to observing the transformation as it happens in real time on a phone screen and posting the videos for social clout. The children's reactions are often extreme, including frightened to tears. It's an odd form of entertainment, if that's even the right word. A better word would be traumatic. I mean, it is horrifying because a kid actually in that moment sees that. You know how your imagination would just run wild as a kid

yeah yeah for sure oh well yeah who cares man i just think it's funny yeah no i scare them kids i got scared as a kid i'm fine you should tell your kids that you ate all their halloween candy and film it it's all gone now stupid cunt my least favorite video of sorry not my least but one of my least favorite videos to watch is the one where this girl has like a pet bug that are in her stupid

oh the dragonfly that guy's a sociopath that guy's a psychopath dude I found his youtube channel once he has the look in his face that is like legit like this man is psycho like he looks crazy the video we're talking about though is is he has a dragonfly landing like that's on his tongue and his little niece is like is that her pet or is that just like she likes bugs she found it and it's like her pet and she's and then he just starts eating it with a creepy smile on his face and she's crying chewing

it with his like teeth showing yeah but I found his channel and he does, he did like pickup videos where he like walks up to women on the street at night trying to like, like there's one where it's like a girl crying on the sidewalk. He's like, what's wrong, sweetheart? Can I help you?

It's like just the most, like if you're a guy that films himself picking up women, there's some good pickup channels. This is just kind of like, I'm edgy. No, the pickup stuff. I'm doing what people can't, will not do.

Well, I know it's real, but like, is he doing it in a sense of like, this person's crying. It's funny. The guy is fucking psycho. That I would go up to her because she's crying. Man eats dragonfly. Man, don't put that on. No, I'm not putting it on. Guy eats dragonfly and kids freak out by Ricardo TV.

Yeah. Fucking. I think it's posted to r slash rage. Yeah, there it is on r slash rage. That's fucked up. His response to the dragonfly situation. Oh, he has a response. Oh, shit. I want to know.

I want to know. I didn't know he had a response. Oh, he has it on private now. What? But somebody said he doesn't even understand why a lot of people think it was shitty. It's not cruelty to the dragonfly, you moron. It's that you killed your niece's pet in front of her and thought it was hilarious to make a small girl cry. Dick.

Oh, yeah. Like, I don't care. Like, the dragonflies, people eat bugs all the time. Like, all animals eat bugs. But it's the fact... He looks really scary in that. He looks like a puppet. Did he really think that it was like

i'm sure some people are upset of the cruelty of the animal but i don't know he ate it it was used for something he got nourishment yeah my thing is that what he did was also an act of cruelty to his niece well it's just fucking weird it's just like i like who who would think that that's okay well like no one's gonna be sitting around him and bust out laughing like oh my god dude you're crazy it's like imagine if your niece or nephew

brings you like a small little crab they found and all of a sudden you're like oh that's cool you throw it on the floor and like step on it and you hear the crunch and then you post the video you hear the crunch and you're like, oh, oh, oh. And then you post the video. You post the video because you're like, this is funny.

Yeah, that guy's got something wrong with him. He's creepy. He's really creepy. I'm going to go out on the record and say Ricardo TV. Careful being out on that record, brother. It spins. Might get dizzy. He might come eat my dragonfly.

You know what I'm saying? Hey, RicardoTV, I challenge you to come eat my dragonfly. Do you want to end it with that joke? End it with that?

Do you want to end it with that joke? Okay. With the record spin or the eat my dragonfly joke? It's yours. The eat my dragonfly joke. Is that really how

you want to end the podcast? No, I don't want to end it like that. Okay. I didn't know it was ending right then. Well, it's not ending right then, but we're getting close to the end. Do you want to end the podcast? No, I don't want to end it like that. Okay. I didn't know it was ending right then. Well, it's not ending right then, but we're getting close to the end. Do you want to talk about the Vietnam War some more? I don't want to talk about the Vietnam War. Well, why?

Because people died by falling on sticks covered in poop. Of course people died falling on sticks covered by poop, but like I think that's why it's worth talking about. These heroes... It's just miserable. I'm sorry that you're uncomfortable by people... I'm not uncomfortable. I would just rather not...

I don't want to think about a situation where everyone is suffering. Except for... Sorry, not the... Not Hollywood elites. The government elites the politicians you know what Ryan

I think it speaks volumes that you won't even acknowledge the freedom fighters in the Vietnam War I acknowledge them it sucks that they had to go through it a lot of them also did some shitty stuff though yeah they did that's not a pun on them being skewered with

sticks covered in poop though. The worst of human nature comes out when you set a bunch of testosterone filled dudes out in the middle of a jungle with guns and you can kill anyone you want with no consequences. And they're not even allowed to have sex with each other. The men? Yeah.

Yeah. I bet some freaky gay sex happened in the Vietnam War. I hope so. Out in like the pluff mud. That's the only positive thing that could have been done under that situation. Yeah, honestly, like if I was there, it's like I'm having gay sex. That's all I can do to stay sane. I just need to...

Oh, man, I just... That battle at Tranong earlier was really fucking traumatic. Can you fuck me in the ass, man? Dude, I need to stop farting. I don't know what's going on. But it stinks recently. Like, it's rancid again. Oh, you're serious?

Yeah. What's the protein you're taking? That's what it is. Protein makes... Dude. Protein makes it on... That's what Root Poodie does to get all those farts for his videos. He says it's protein.

Protein shakes. And then there was a girl from 90 Day Fiance who started selling her farts in jars and the way she would do it was by drinking protein and I also read that protein makes you have really bad farts so now you're consuming a lot of protein for your new diet with the working out

that's what it is I haven't encountered it though it's very rare but when it does happen it just stays the working out that's what it is oh i haven't i haven't encountered it though no because i like it's very rare but like when it does happen like it just stays it just fucking stays there and i'm like jesus remember that get over it years ago i was dropping you off at the gamecrumbs office and i think was was jackson in the car yeah yeah jackson and you get out and and as you got out of the car you farted, silently and shut the door and then you just stood, like, away and watched

as we just, like, both got out of the car like, oh my god. It was, dude, it was unbelievable. That's one of the worst I did! I love standing, I love how... Do you remember this? You were in the backseat of my car, Ryan was in the passenger seat, this was a couple years ago,

and we parked at the gang members office to let Ryan off to go get in his car because we had hung out. And I'm dropping him back off. And as he got out, he like silently farted. And then we were... Do you remember how bad that was though? I just... It was thick. It stuck around. I could taste it. It was honestly one

of the worst ever. Ever. It really smelled like expired milk. Ever. Y'all had to get out of the car yeah we had to open the doors and get out of the car and you were just standing by your car laughing that was that was truly bad I just remember like just

like I love how you uh recalled it where it's like and then you just got out and then you stood there and watched to see what it was like you walked over to your car and kind of like looked back and just stood there before you got in the car I wanted to see you knew you had done walked over to your car and kind of like looks back and just stood there before you got in the car. Because I wanted to smirk on your face. I wanted to see him. You knew you had done something bad. You did something naughty and you were.

It wasn't like a drone pilot kills a deer and just gets to watch. It's such an assault. It's like, ew, dude. It's like, why did you leave me with you? I hope in like five years. I hope that's cancelable in the next like five years. Wow. It's like that's considered like assault.

Did he gas them? Dude, he gassed them good. Remember when we were hunter concert oh my god dude i was i was at a deer hunter was it the one where like was it harrison who was like it's not even funny serious like he got like legitimately pissed i'd had gluten that day which of course i shouldn't so we're at the deer hunter concert um it It's me, Jackson, and Harrison, right? Was it just the three of us? It was the three of us. And, you know, it's a crowd.

We're in a crowd. And Jackson's like, oh, I can fart because no one will know it's me. So he farted. That's what you thought in your head, and you fart. And I knew, the second I smelled it, I knew it was you. And Harrison and I both smelled at the same time. And the girls standing next to us covered their noses. And we're like, oh, my God.

Oh, my God. And, like, two other dudes walked away. And then Harrison and I just walked off. It's the best thing. Everyone cleared off. I had the best thing in the house after that. You did because everyone in, like, a five-foot radius walked away. And you were left standing there by yourself.

And I'm like, sorry, dude. I'm not, like, you were like, like, you guys really just had to walk away. I'm like, I'm not going to stand there and subject myself to your colon. I had to see him play helicopter. Yeah, you got the best view. Did people just walk away from you? Yeah.

Like, if I was standing here, like, this was just a ride. Everyone. And it was just him. You didn't think to act like, you didn't think to, like, act like, oh, shit, what is that? No, he just stood there.

And the girls next to us covered their faces. Two guys walked away. Do you think people realized it is that? No, he just stood there. And the girls next to us covered their faces. Two guys walked away. Do you think people realized it was him? Well, he's the only one standing there. It was brutal. I joke. I was so embarrassed.

It was one of those ones that's like, oh, this is silence. It's not going to stay like that. No, it was bad. My stomach hurts a little bit. It lingered. It was thick in the air. You could taste it. It actually just. It was thick in the air. You could taste it. It actually just smelled like a kid had shit his pants.

You smelled the Jags and were like, fuck, fuck. Were you like, shit? I was like, oh, this isn't going away. It stuck around, dude. It really smelled like someone shit their shorts. Well, I was at the gym today, and I was running on a treadmill, and I let one of those out. No one was up on the second area with me. And all of a sudden, I see someone walk in the gym. I'm like, please don't come up here. And I'm like of those out. No one was up on the second area with me. And all of a sudden, I see someone walk in the gym.

I'm like, please don't come up here. And I'm like, come on. And I look at the timer because I'm jogging. It's been like a minute. And I'm like, Jesus Christ, please. I'm like, please, please, please, please go. I don't want anyone to walk up here because it would be so obvious it was me. I'm the only one up there.

But thank God no one walked up there. Dude, yours fucking lingered. They move out into the hall from the room you're in. They move around like a spirit. It's fucking awful, man. I literally had the comedy movie moment the other day, or like a couple months ago when I was in an elevator at a fucking hotel. I'm the only guy in there.

I'm like, I can't hold this fart. I have to let it out. You never fart in an empty elevator. Wait until you're in the hallways. It was on two because I was going down to one

from like, you know, 17 or something like that. And it's on like two or three and like some guy gets in and I'm like, that's your fault for taking the elevator down one floor.

That's your fault. Yeah, that's kind of like, honestly, that one's on him. But I love that because it's like, there's no playing that off. It's like, you know, he's like,

this guy just farted. I'm smelling his ass. I think I said something and I was like, oh man, some guy just. It's like, he's like, this guy just farted. I'm smelling his ass. I think I said something. I was like, oh, man, some guy just got out of here. Wait, you said that? I think I did. Yeah, man, some guy was just in here and just fucking, just shredded, man. You couldn't play that off.

Some guy was just, I love how you're alone. And you're like, yeah, some other guy was in here. Some guy was in here before you got in. He really ripped it. It smelled like shit, man. I think it's like, when he walked in, I had my hand covering my nose. I was like, oh, it smells so was in here. Some guy was in here before you got in. He really ripped it. It smelled like shit, man. I think it's like when he walked in, I had my hand covered in my nose. I was like, oh, it smells so bad in here. I'll never forget the last thing I'll tell before we end the podcast was

Jax and I went to this, like, art show in Charleston once that some kids we knew were putting on. And do you remember this? And we had to use the bathroom, and Jax really had to shit. So, like, we're waiting for the bathroom and there's like two bathrooms like single bathrooms and they're both full so we're waiting out there waiting and then jackson's ex-girlfriend walks up to wait for the bathroom too and like he hadn't talked to her in a very long time and it was just the three of us and

jackson like was so uncomfortable he didn't know what to say he just goes oh man i think i'm about to shit my pants. And then just walked into the bathroom. And that's the only thing he said was, I'm about to shit my pants. Hey, you didn't shit your pants, though. I didn't shit my pants that day. That was so fucking funny. And I was just standing out there with her after that,

after all you had said was, I'm about to shit my pants. And then we just didn't say anything. I wasn't about to shit my pants. Hey, you weren't telling a lie, man. That was good. That was good as fuck. I can say what they want. I was no liar. Hey, you weren't telling a lie, man. That was good. That was good as fuck. I can say what they want. I was no liar.

Yeah, absolutely. Hey, well, we called Inward Brian. He couldn't figure out the riddle either. So it is bullshit. It is complete bullshit. And he's like the smartest guy I know. Yeah, he has a PhD. Yeah, he does.

He probably does, honestly. Anyway, that's all for today's episode of Super Megacast. We'll be back next week episode 283 with a very special guest so make sure you tune in for that and maybe another special guest after that if everything goes

according to plan no not not you not no Jackson dude you ever watch Filthy Frank oh no way yeah that's right Filthy Frank no no no no no wait the guy runs Filthy Frank 2 Filthy

Frank 2 brother that's it that's it bro all's it, bro. All right. Thank y'all again. Go suck a dick or go Rams. Well, I was going to say go check out our Patreon, but suck a dick works too. How about go fuck yourself? Go fuck yourself, kids.

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