supermegashow - EP 284 - Jackass 4D

Episode Date: February 16, 2022

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284 567. One day that's going to happen. Yeah. No, there's no way. I mean, how long... Dude, I guarantee in episode six, we're like, dude, we're never going to be like 284. Yeah, but that's a number where you can wrap your head around doing that for that many years.

This has been five years and we're at 284. Dude, Mega64, is it like... Are we gonna make it to 500? Mega64's past 500, I think. But they've been doing it... I mean they were live on their podcast when Bin Laden was killed. Are you trying to say this is more than just a quick little stint? This is the longest thing I've ever been a part of.

Do you think we need to buckle down and say this is a company that we probably need to build for a long time? I think it's in our minds. We're like, well, you know, when we're like in our 30s, we're not going to be YouTubers. But it's like, yeah, we are. Yeah, we are.

Yeah, in the back of our heads, it's like we'll be doing something else. Because we started, we were like 19 and 20. And it's like, and now we're – Dude, I've been thinking about that so much lately. I started – I think my first video with the Markiplier was 2012? Yeah, 2012. Was it? You've told me that before.

Or was it 2014? It was 2012 because I moved out in 2015. No, there's no way it was 2014. So it wasn't 2014. Yeah, no way. So I think it was 2012. It was shortly after you guys started, which was 2012, right? Yeah, because it was probably like our second or third video maybe?

Do you remember when you started in 2012? Because that actually means Super Mega's creation from Cyndago was less than four years after Cyndago. I'm bad with dates but can I check it? For some reason I'm thinking like November, December like around the end of the year time frame. Dude you know what's really weird? I just realized

Super Mega has existed more than two times the length that Cyndago did. Jeez. Isn't that weird to think about? It says 2012. Okay, wait. Joined December 17th, 2012. So, yeah.

Yeah, so Cyndago went about three years. Yep. A little under three years. And we've been going almost six. Well, let's see when the first video was posted on Cyndago. Hold up. I got to scroll through these millions of oh already at the bottom

hmm hmm uh Rodney uh nine years of Jesus nine years ago oh I don't like that

I just seeing that number sucks well you know what 2012 doesn't feel like nine years ago 2012 when you think of 2012

it doesn't feel like nine years ago and then you gotta remember 2012 was ten years ago it's gonna soon say 2012 was a decade ago. It's going to soon say... 2012 was a decade ago. It's going to say 10 years this year when it gets to the end.

I remember sitting in theaters with my dad, seeing the movie 2012. And it was before the big December... What was the date? The 2012 date? I don't know. December 20th is when we posted our first video. And December 21st was when the world was supposed to end. Yep.

2012, remember? That's what the day was. It was like, do you remember the whole 2012 fucking freakout? I remember. Remember I passed by a church that was having like an end of the world barbecue? With like a bouncy house and shit. But there's the thing. I don't know if it was like a lighthearted church.

It had to be because if you legitimately thought you and your entire family and friends were about to die, you're not going to be like, oh, let's, can we rent a bouncy house? Yeah, we'll put that one

on the company card. It's like, haha, this is a, but it's like, no, but South Carolina, man, they totally could have believed that. I know, that's what I'm saying. That's what's weird about it.

I don't see South Carolina being too self-aware about itself, especially in the area. In that area, no. And why would you spend like your last doing something as mild as renting a bouncy house when it's like, you could fucking hijack a plane. You could do whatever you want, you know? No repercussions.

Hijack a plane? You want to hijack a plane? It's just a thing I was throwing out there. You know how hard it is to hijack a plane? These days? Yeah. It's not like the good old days. They really ruined it.

Criminals is what I'm saying. Criminals, yeah. I'm not, no, I'm not. Well, if someone else thought anything else, then that's on them. Yeah, exactly. Crooks, you know. Crooks. A couple of crooks.

I remember you and I, when we were writing the book, tried to stay away from using the word thugs for as long as we could. Because we're like, hmm. using the word thugs for as long as we could because we're like, hmm. Well, it's because in the book, every time we refer to Al-Qaeda, we say something, we refer to them as something different. Like, ne'er-do-wells, like desperados, crooks, cronies. And I think, like, we used thugs once, and then we were going to do it again. We're like, wait, we already used, oh, we can't use thugs again.

Yeah. And I remember there was, like, one thing that that i there was a stipulation there was i remember there was one rule that we could not do and i said there's in no way we can describe anyone in al-qaeda or bin laden as dirty we cannot describe no i remember that came up because there's a part where we called him a dirty old man and it had nothing to do with the fact that, you know, but then we were like, wait, that could be misconstrued. Let's take that out.

I don't know. I mean, Bin Laden was a dirty old man. He was, dude. He was. He was an awful dude. I mean, he orchestrated the September 11th terrorist, the biggest event in American history ever. Yeah, well, now thanks to us, he's dead once and for all. Yeah, well, I mean, he orchestrated the September 11th terrorist, the biggest event in American history ever. Yeah, well, now thanks to us, he's dead once and for all. Yeah, well, I mean, I don't want to spoil the book too much, but...

Spoilers. Yeah, everyone's getting their... But find out how we get to that point by reading the whole book. It's fucking good. It's a good book. I'm proud of it. I'm really proud of it. Gino Samuel does the audio version.

The guy that does the Chris Chan narration? You guys will love it. And all they do is plug version. The guy that does the Chris Chan narration. You guys will love it. And all they do is plug their book. Yep. It's a good book. People also asked me this on stream, and I guess we never actually addressed it.

They said, what's the deal with the New York Times? And I realized we never actually talked about this, I think. Oh, yeah. Book of the year. I'll do the long story short, and then I'm sure Matt would love to extrapolate what, like talking? but basically

we don't have the necessary clout and we didn't distribute the books in a way to where we would be anywhere noticeable to them it's not the clout. We, we sold enough copies.

A lot of it is who you know. It is. It is. That, that list is very, uh, not, I don't wanna say pretentious, but it's very, it's, it's not actually based on like a real scoreboard. It's kind of, they can pick and choose. Yeah. And we actually hit the requirements to be on the New York Times bestselling

list, but... We were young and stupid. We thought we could really rule the world. It wasn't in physical stores, and that was where they disqualified it. Because it was online sales. And it's 2022. And it's not just physical stores. It's random, like you have to be in usually a

wide selection of different types of stores, like small stores, large chains. But like they have specific areas where they're like where they target. It's so fucking weird. And that's probably just the I guarantee it's set up that way because the publishing industry has it like a lock on that exact plan. So they're like, we can just easily get things like that. Yeah, because like second book. You gotta know an agent to get you this plan.

Second book, we might just have to go with a publisher instead of self-publishing if we want that, but I don't know. It would be great to at some point have one of the books in the trilogy hit New York Times bestseller. What we could do is we could, after the trilogy, make a compendium that's one big book and get that one on the New York Times bestselling list. Okay. In my heart, we're New York Times bestsellers.

Yeah, we sold a lot of copies. You know what? We did it. Like, we hit the number, you know? We skyrocketed past the number. We quadrupled it. Yeah. We sold 80,000 copies.

And there's a lot of physical copies of our book out there. There's probably more physical copies of our book out there than a lot of the New York Times bestseller motherfuckers. We actually didn't sell 80,000 copies. That was an exaggeration. No, that was an exaggeration, but we did. You're like, what? We didn't? No, we sold a lot. Yeah. More than

necessary. Not to toot our little YouTuber horns here, but yeah, our book sold pretty well. Oh yeah, it did. And then some fucking idiots in the United Kingdom decided to fucking, when they were loading the truck of the hardcovers, strap the straps onto tight and ruin over 300 copies of the fucking book, which we had to pay for still.

So thank you, you fucking British dumbasses. Oi, love. It was just an accident. I put the straps on too tight and ruined me books. Oh God, love. Oh! You hit my noggin! Oh my noggin's broken!

Oh! Oof! I bonked me noggin, mate. I always wanna say mate when I- Oh lord. Oh I love her. I ruined the books, love. So they fired me. And the books look pretty good, eh? They fired me, cause I ruined about 300 books down at the docks.

Hardcovers too. Those were... Okay, we actually basically... Was it the softcovers? What does that mean? What does that mean? Was it the softcovers or the hardcovers? What does that mean?

Oh, yeah. in it there. You stupid British idiot. Well, he can't talk to his fucking messed up teeth. His tongue is slithering between them. I'm not kidding. You are.

I'm not. I love British people. I just don't like Italian people. Do you love British people? No, I hate Italians. They're loud, boisterous, obnoxious. Ugly.

They do not get good genes. I'm serious. Italian people, try again. Try again next time, sweetheart. Have you seen Eddie Burback? Oh, yeah. He's going to listen and be like what the fuck I'm such a good friend

to them why are they doing this he's a nice dude he's great every time I come into contact with him which thank god my publicist

keeps me out of his circle a lot but when I do have to come in contact with him usually it's a good conversation yeah most of the time

there's only been one or two times where it's taken a bit of a turn that i didn't like yeah pretty quick too but usually i can tell really quick on into the conversation if it's going to go down the eddie road you know uh the stuff that i say i i call it the edward road because edward is like this different kind of person oh i call it the edward road because

i thought you're making a play on words because because Edward sounds like what he is saying in these conversations. No. You know, the Edward. He doesn't say the Edward, he says the Yeah. Yeah. It sounds like the Edward, but it's Sorry, I'm thinking about like when Jim actually he actually seemed a little bit, not like he takes the joke and he gets that it's a joke and he thinks it's funny. But I think at some point he's like, you told a lot of people that my mom's a racist.

And this chat told him on stream. Remember when he came up to us and was like, hey, guys. Because we forgot about that. He seemed legitimately disparaged. That's the problem dude i have this has happened this actually happened to me recently uh at my birthday party someone also said something like you said this about me and i was like i don't remember that at all i don't remember saying i'm sorry i probably did say that but i i say so much shit every week that i don't remember uh but but jim our buddy jim uh i guess apparently we said that his mom was like a horrible

racist just like it's just things that aren't jim was like i mean it's just not even like it's not even like a dig on me it's just like it's just this weird unnecessary like why my mom you don't even know her you know it's like it's just like you didn't make fun of me or anything you just like said something and it was something that wasn't even like a funny joke it just sounds like an actual like bad thing so he was

like my stream told me you said my mom was just a racist and I was like sorry man I don't remember that I forgot about that I saw it we usually do it as like a passing gag like it just to like make one of like

one of ourselves just kind of like like the other one like laugh because whenever you say something like that I'm never expecting it makes me laugh and vice versa so it's like we do that

and then we forget that it ripples out into the real world and gets to those people so busk this is gay consequences I just uh I saw jackass Forever with Jim two nights ago. I'm jealous. For the second time.

I wish I could have gone. We haven't talked about that movie yet on the podcast. Really good. You and I saw it together for the first time. We did for your birthday. Opening night. That movie. It wasn't on your birthday, but.

It was the night before my birthday. Yeah. That movie is. Let's talk about. Let's break down Jackass Forever Roger Ebert style. Okay. Spoiler alerts? Okay, yeah.

We'll be talking about some specific stunts, so if you care about getting the stunts spoiled, Skip to the next time. Just tap the forward 15 button a bunch. Okay. No, skip until the ad breaks over, because we'll do the ad break after we're done talking about Jackass. Okay. No. Skip until the ad breaks over because we'll do the ad break after we're done talking about Jackass.

How's that? So if you're on the YouTube video you can skip until where you see in the table of contents thing where it says the ad break. Skip to after the

next ad break. We're about to be talking about Jackass 4D which has been in theaters for a good bit. It's not 4D. Not 4D.

I don't know why I said that. That'd be miserable. I wish it was. You get kicked in the balls a lot with them. A fucking wooden thing kicks you from under your seat. You get pepper sprayed.

Jackass 4, a.k.a. Jackass Forever, I think was on par with all the other jackasses. It was a fantastic, fantastic addition. It was a fantastic, fantastic edition. And I was very nervous going into Jackass forever that, you know, it's been a decade. I'm like, what if it's just not as good? Dave's not there anymore. He was in it. I didn't realize there's a scene that he's in.

Wait, really? Yeah. I was looking for him at the end credits. He is in the end credits. He's towards the bottom, but he's in a scene. And when I saw it, I noticed this time. Was he in there for a good bit or was it like a quick little stunt? Just one stunt. He's in the stunt too. He's towards the bottom, but he's in a scene. And when I saw it, I noticed this time. Was he in there for a good bit or was it like a quick little... Just one stunt.

He's in the stunt too. Which stunt is it? The one where they're jumping on the treadmill with the marching band stuff because that was the first stunt they filmed for the movie. Okay.

He's one of the people that jumps on the treadmill. And I didn't... Only the second time watching, I was like... Wait, wait, wait. When they're doing the flashback or like when they're doing

the treadmill stunt? The treadmill where they're the marching band guys and they jump on the treadmill. He's in that? He's one of the people on the treadmill. I didn't even fucking see that. I didn't notice either the first time until the second time when I was looking and I was like. Are you sure that's him?

Positive, positive. Because they filmed that as the first stunt and then they kicked him out of the movie because shortly after he failed like his sobriety test. Yeah. And they told him, they gave him an agreement up front like you have to pass and be sober for this and he didn't do it and that's when he went on his tirade but like he's in at first i was like that's not him yeah and i was and i was like jim is that bam he's like yeah that's him because he he already had known about that look it up he's one of the people he doesn't say anything he fucking falls and hits his head and he's like because he's in the credits he's in the credits pretty far down but it's it in the latter half of the movie, but it shocked me.

I was like, oh, shit. I didn't realize that they actually kept him in. Oh, he was the first one. And it's so overexposed that you can't really. It's him, though. I was, when I noticed, I was like, whoa. Oh, he's the first one to check on Steve-O after. Oh, yeah, that's, I didn't even fucking notice that.

I didn't catch it either. It's like Bam, Johnny, Jasper. I really liked the new additions. Yeah. They all did really well. Watching it a second time, I think Poopies is my favorite new addition. New addition? Yeah, Poopies is definitely my favorite new addition.

Only rivaled by I keep forgetting her fucking name Rachel Wolfson Rachel Wolfson she's great Wolfson Wolfson

Rachel Wolfson she was really good I've only seen her in this so like the name will come it will come as she hurts herself more

I hope dude you think this is the last Jackass movie I don't know. I could see them in another 10 years being like, let's do one final one where we're all 60. Like, because this one, it's like, oh, they're older, but like... The repercussions are them

actually just dying five years later because they break their hips. They look pretty good. In that one scene when Preston says, I'm fucking 51 years old, I was like, what? old i was like what he's 51 and he's still doing you shit his pants you shit his pants he shit his pants he got hit with a cannonball again okay so are you sure we didn't talk about jack i guess we haven't no we haven't

because uh we haven't recorded one since because we recorded some in advance that's right um so what was your favorite stunt because mine was the night vision uh one that one that was my that was really funny uh i think my favorite one uh honestly like i think the one that just made me laugh the hardest for some reason it wasn't even like a big stunt but it's one of the new guys eric uh monaca um they just make him like walk out of uh like a trailer uh like he doesn't even know he's on camera but it's i guess they're setting him up for some scene and he's like dressed up like a like a waiter and he's carrying a tray of milkshakes and they just put like fake steps that just crash when he step like walks on and just drop like spills on the milkshakes it's just so it's just so simple and then also in the same vein when uh i think my my favorite is the same one with the trailer when like steve-o walks out and they just fire the fucking uh like

volleyball yeah through the right at his face he hits him in the head so good so good but my favorite like big stomp was oh man that's tricky because I really like I liked I thought the the bear one was pretty yeah because there were moments

in that one where I was like he gets the worst ones Danger Aaron he gets the fucking worst he's down for it though the cup test one was he the one that came up

with the cup test though no not originally no that was johnny knoxville and that was like kids kicking him in the nuts and in this one he gets his dick hit and that i can't watch the the pogo stick dude dude i i really refocused in this time to watch it it is bad oh fuck i can't i can't bring bring myself. He gets his, he gets himself punched in the dick by the guy who has the hardest punch in the entire world. He,

You can tell by his reaction, like he's suffering. Yeah, because they have in slow motion, like he doesn't even look like it's funny. He's just, then he has the fastest pitcher in the world hit him with a softball in the cock

and then he has, It's a softball pitcher. Yeah, soft, that's a you know yeah it's it's not it's not one of us uh it's it's a pant ladies sport yeah yeah i would never play softball that's like that's like t-ball almost volleyball no that's for topless women at the beach yes it is while i'm sitting there sipping on my time yep uh my mom plays topless volleyball all the time when When I was young, I did.

I wish I could have kept that one going. I bust. Have some little... You bust. I broked. I wanted to have some little past recollection. Oh, well. But basically, and then they have the hardest hockey hitter hit him in the nuts. That guy was hungry

for his balls. He reminded me of Jacob a lot from Off Canny. Like his demeanor. Is it just because he's... No, his demeanor was very like... His demeanor was like, you're fucked. And that's very like Jacob. Like Jacob from Off Canny is very... That's why it reminded me.

It was like he gives off Jacob energy because of his attitude. Because of his... Yeah, it's his energy yeah and then he yeah no no yeah go on

and then he and then he gets just put that pogo stick jump directly onto his cock and balls see like this one I was worried that

the stunts would not be as I'm like writhing right now I can't I was like oh you know they're probably gonna tone it down for this one because they're older and they won't be as bad. They were. They were

just as bad, if some of them debatably worse than the past ones. Like, the fucking pogo stick on the balls, like holy shit. Okay, so... There was less poo-poo and throw-up I noticed. Good. They took more of that out. Because three had the diarrhea volcano, which was a surprise.

There was really not a lot of puke in this one. There was puke at the end, and that was it, I think. Oh, dude. I remember the one where, like, it's like, Steve-O's wearing the astronaut helmet, and Preston poops in the tube accidentally. And he pukes in the helmet, and you just see it from, like, underneath. That one always got me. Oh man.

But they've also been so fucking lucky. I've been watching some of Steve-O's Wild Ride, his show, but really only the ones with Johnny Knoxville. Oh, he has a show? He has like a podcast. Oh. He has a podcast.

Steve-O, invite the Super Mega Boys. We'll do some crazy stunts. Steve-O, he gets views, baby. He, we're nothing but chum in the water.

Steve-O, if you invite us, I'll do whatever stunt you want me to do. And I say that now, I will. I'll do it, I'll take the bullet for us.

Will you take a real bullet? Okay, I'll take a real bullet. Pfft. It blows your brains out. No, I would do a song. I mean, I am the CEO and president of SuperMega. Yeah. And where are you?

Side note, I'm the secretary. I was looking up the business documents for SuperMega for a reference, and it lists our official positions. And I was like, oh, we for Super Mega for a reference, and it lists our official positions, and I was like, oh, we just put this down a while ago, and I'm pretty sure you're the CEO and president, and I'm just secretary in some other role, and I was like, what? I'm not like, oh, you're a secretary. It's just the fact that we are both co-owners of this business.

50-50, but it says that you're CEO, and I think I'm secretary. Maybe it's like director or something. I don CEO, and I think I'm secretary, maybe it's like director or something, I don't know. Yeah, I'm secretary, baby. But this one, god, I think the stunt that would have been the scariest to me was probably the bear one, because the bear's really

like going, it starts really going for him. It starts going for his hand a little bit, and you're like, okay. Nibbles on his hand, and then starts like, or the one with Wee Man with the fucking massive vulture. That just made me be like, oh, dude, for him that's like a velociraptor.

It could legitimately bite his cock off in one quick, like. Yeah. That reminds me of the stunt with the Steve-O when he had the like, he was,

what was it? He was doing like a tightrope over like an alligator pit and he put like chicken in the jockstrap Yeah, that's that's back when when Steve-o was was the third one the first one he was like sober for I think third one is when he got sober Yeah, so the first two he he was all down for the really fuck Yeah, the one I always think of is the fish hook through his cheek that one bothers me so much. They all say

The second one is when they were on their worst behavior in interviews. Oh, you can tell. When they describe it. You can tell. Well, it's because they feel like rock stars, I bet. Because they had the first one made them so famous. Because they had the cult following of the TV show, and then the movie could just be so much worse. Yeah, and then they got so rich from the first one, too.

They were like, let's party, baby. Yep. Two has, I think, my favorite stunts out of any Jackass movie. Yeah. I think Jackass 2 is my favorite. I like, though, that they still keep the stunts in the movies, like, you could do it at home.

For some of them. There's other ones that are, like, definitely have, like, the production value put into them. But other ones that are like definitely have like the production value put into them but for the most part it's like they just hired a or they got the their animal guy and just got bit by a snake or stung by a scorpion or they just went out and made shitty ramps from wood you could get at like home depot and like jumped off of each other and then landed on oh that could have broken their ribs i know i actually i'm sure it might have i'm excited i'm sure there'll be 4.5 they always do a 0.5 with all the extra shit and i i'm i want

to see like the statistics of like i've seen the other ones like how many broken ribs how many because like they don't show the aftermath so i'm'm sure a lot of those, there were like a lot of broken bones. Johnny Knoxville actually, oh dude, the first time I saw it, it looked painful. But the second time I saw it is, is when it really like the bull, the bull one, uh, that, that was actually like, that took, that one was like, that looked like the most painful thing in the whole movie. He gets, cause it looks worrying. He gets hit by this bull so fast and it flips him around like three times and he slams his head on the ground and he's like out cold and like doesn't remember it and then they take him uh to the

hospital and my favorite thing i noticed about that scene was when they're wheeling him out of the hospital i i noticed is the same hospital i got my asshole surgery at and they pushed me out in a wheelchair from the exact same door and i was like i, I did the Leonardo DiCaprio point at the TV screen. I was like, hey, I got the meme or the gif. It could have been the same. It could have been the same wheelchair I sat in with my asshole surgery. Could have been. How many wheelchairs do you think they have?

Not that many. Probably two. Probably. They don't need more than 250 chance at that point. Yeah, absolutely. It's hospital up in the valley. Great place. But damn, dude, they only work with celebrities.

Yeah, that's why I was able to get my asshole surgery there. Well, also, I told you I saw my asshole surgeon on 90 Day Fiance. Really? He was talking to one of the people about some kind of plastic surgery or something. And the second I saw him, I was like, I recognize that voice. And I saw him, I was like, that's the guy that literally did my asshole surgery. He's a very, very, very specific man. There was no way of mistaking it.

Speaking of Hollywood, what do you think about the Tom Cruise burglary scenario? I haven't even heard of this. Wait, what? Wait, I haven't heard of this. So, wait, let me get my final thoughts on Jackass. Okay. Break, and then tell me about this Tom Cruise thing. I have not heard of this. So, wait, let me get my final thoughts on Jackass. Okay. Break. And then tell me about this Tom Cruise thing.

I have not heard about this. Okay. Final thoughts on Jackass 4. I think it was the perfect addition. I think that they brought the punches. It was not lackluster at all compared to the other ones, which was my fear. I didn't want it to be another Borat 2. So, I tried not to get too hyped, but I was, and it lived up. It was a great movie.

I decided to see it for a third time. I want to see it again in theaters, but I think I'm going to get too hyped, but I was, and it lived up. It was a great movie. I decided to see it for a third time. I want to see it again in theaters, but I think I'm going to work my way up. I'm going to go one, two, three, and then four. I want to do that too. If you want someone to see it with you again, I'll see it for a third time.

I'm down. Shit's good. Okay. Let's go. Also, real quick, favorite jackass cast member? Old one? See, I love Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O and stuff.

Johnny Knoxville is probably my favorite cast member. Mine too, but let's say Steve-O and Johnny Knoxville are not allowed. I would say Chris Pontius. Chris Pontius is my favorite. He's just funny as fuck. He's just yes, he like he never does the super extreme stunts, you know? Yeah. He does stuff with his penis actually- And he was in Wild Boys. Chris Pontius,

I think Chris Pontius is fucking hilarious. And he has such a good spirit. But I actually just, while I was taking a shit before this podcast, I saw this. Chris Pontius

has done more full frontal nudity scenes than any other actor in Hollywood. Hey, that must feel good. Yeah. Michael Fassbender thought he did something. Mm-mm.

Not with a... Nope, nope. Chris Ponies got him beat. Yeah, you have a nice cock, Michael, but it's not something that's never been done before. Yeah, try again, sweetheart. Let's see that cock one more time. All these actors think that showing their penis

is some, like, I'm showing myself. I'm sacrificing myself for the art I mean you get the jackass guys showing your cock to thousands of that's all it is porn stars do it every day it's like when directors back in the day were like now you're naked on the bed

but it resembles innocence and a pure state of mind and your love with this person okay there's dudes that walk down the street in New York City and flash their cock at people you know you're no better than that It resembles innocence and a pure state of mind and your love with this person, okay? There's dudes that walk down the street in New York City and flash their cock at people. You know, you're no better than that. So, uh... I guess that's a different, that's definitely a different route to take.

Showing your cock to people? You know? Yeah. You know? Yeah, but, great movie. I mean, we do get a warning. No, they don't tell us. There's no warning at the beginning that says there's going to be penises.

No, but you go in knowing the rating of the movie. Well, when you walk on the streets of New York City, you know what you're going to get into. That is true. You know, it's a pretty dangerous place. It's rated X, bro. Yeah, it is. Dude, remember, dude, I remember. They should change it to New Sex City.

When I was in elementary school, it was like a big thing to know about NC-17 and X-rated. It's like, yeah, there's G, PG, PG-13, R, but then NC-17. I remember. And X. Because I remember they were like, what movies are that? You never hear about NC-17 movies or X. That's just porn. They are, though. I don't even think they have to be porn. Do they rate things NC-17 anymore? Or. That's just porn. They are though. They have to be porn.

Do they rate things NC-17 anymore? Or do they just cap it at R? Because when's the last time you saw an NC-17 movie? They never get released in theaters. They typically don't put them in theaters. It's funny about NC-17 because that is like the highest tier but you can go

see it at 18. It would be a good marketing gimmick. No, 17. Imagine a Marvel movie rating them, like, getting an NC-17 rating on one of their movies. The Superman Saves the Troops movie will be NC-17. It will be rated X. I wonder what you have to do to get that rating. Well, X isn't an official rating.

X just means it's porn. X was like, I thought that there was a real rating, but it just means that it's sex. Yeah. Also, NC-17 is an actual rating. About AO. Wait, did we go to commercials? We're about to. Oh.

AO? I gotta tell you about Tom Cruise. On video games? He's a criminal. What? Yeah. Okay, we're gonna take a short ad break. You enjoy these ads, and then we will be back, and I'm gonna find what what the hell Mr. Cruz did. Let me let me let me piss out of my cock.

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I saw it was cloudy driving over here. Is it raining? Oh my... Is it? Is it? Oh shit. Oh shit. Holy Oh, shit. Holy. No way.

All right. Rain. Rain. Don't go away. Come again another day. We were back from the ad reads but our computer froze but I don't know where we last left off but damn

I don't know if we caught the audio in between but Ryan was like is it raining and then we went outside and it was fucking pouring and windy and that's it's cold too so are you really not like it was on twitter and shit no I didn't see this at all.

Like, did you, where's your trending set to? Here. When was this? Never, because I lied about it. Ryan, why would you do this? What do you mean? Doesn't that sound juicy, though? Yeah, I was ready for a fucking Tom Cruise story.

Well, okay, I was like, I thought I would have heard about this. No, but he's still an asshole, though. He is. He's a horrible person. Good actor, but... I mean, he's fine at playing Tom Cruise. Yeah. I mean, he's fine at...

Actually, he's a good actor. Okay, Magnolia and Eyes Wide Shut. I'll give him a pass for those two movies. Magnolia and Eyes Wide Shut, he's great. You complete me. You complete me. You complete me. Worship the cock. Tame the cunt.

That's a good role. That was his best fitting role, I think. See, I think his best fitting role was in Tropic Thunder as Les Grossman. Okay, actually, I'll give him those three movies. Tropic Thunder as Les Grossman. Les Grossman. Les Grossman. He was pretty good in that. Him and Matthew McConaughey were my two favorites in that movie.

Matthew McConaughey was probably my favorite. Ben Stiller is always just kind of like, he's fine, but I'm never... I don't want to sound mean, but I don't think Ben Stiller ever steals the show, except Zoolander. Yes. Zoolander, he steals the show, except Zoolander. Yes. Zoolander, he steals the show. That was a funny script, too. Tropic Thunder, you know, it's like, he's good in it, he's great, but

you know, it's like, any of the other characters I feel like could have also been the main character, and it would have been, you know. Who's your favorite of the main group? Of Tropic Thunder? Mm-hmm. Actually, I think I said this a few episodes ago. Al Pacino?

Kent Lazarus? Oh, yeah. Kirk Lazarus. Kirk. Kirk Lazarus. Kirk. It's Kirk. Kirk Lazarus.

Kirk Lazarus. And when I'm saying that, I'm talking about specifically after he realizes his true value and he like, he, like, looks, like, white again. And he, like, he takes it. He has his blue eyes. He has his blue eyes. That, like, that's my favorite part. Just because of the look on his face. And then the fucking, I forgot about, like, how many people are in that movie.

Like, the trailer with Elijah Wood. Oh, yep. Like, him. Elijah, you mean Tobey Maguire? Oh, fuck. Yeah, Tobey Maguire. Yeah, I thought it was Elijah Wood for some reason. Yeah, Tobey Maguire.

MTV is, like, two-time MTV Kiss Award winner. Or Kiss Award winner, Tobey Maguire. Oh, fuck. I wish they made those into real movies. It reminds me of that fucking, I was thinking about the, not always sunny, Arrested Development gag they do with like the cousins, Danger Row. Yep. And he's like, we should see that.

I need to re-watch that show show's good i remember actually laughing out loud many times because daniel was the one that showed me the rest development and he also showed me the office oh shit yeah he was on the jim's a dick bandwagon really oh man i thought jim was an asshole i haven't actually haven't seen enough of the show to to say one way or the other i'll tell you what i think i think i think everyone was an asshole at some point and that's life amen you know he's getting that pan pussy right oh fuck yeah yeah yeah that's what i thought man that's what i thought yeah yeah that's what i thought man that's what i thought yeah yeah that's right that's right so what about not anymore because you know she died

in the show no just the show doesn't exist that that reality their reality ended they don't exist anymore you know joe biden president biden is also from scranton pennsylvania oh shit isn't that isn't that incredible he was in an episode. Psych. That's another believable thing. I'm like, oh he's from Scranton. I think he was in what's the fucking not community. He was in Parks and Rec. Yeah, Parks and Rec.

Listen, Buster. Because she loves Joe Biden or something. She's like, I love Joe Biden. So is fucking Adam Devine from Workaholics. He did a bunch of skits with Joe Biden for the election. Where he's hanging out with Joe Biden and shit. The Workaholics guys were together for a bit,

and then they just went their separate ways. How long did the show last? Oh, like five or six seasons, I think. So it's still a pretty good run. I love Workaholics. I never really gave it much thought at the time, but any episode I have come across, I did enjoy. I just have to try to give it another watch, I guess.

Yeah, Workaholics is great. You know, the real genius behind Workaholics was Kyle. Kyle Newichuk. Cause he was, he was only a minor character, but he was like monumental in like writing and directing that show, which is a pretty cool, pretty cool. They're, they're, uh, they're, they're funny dudes. They are, you know, actually, uh, my cousin, uh, grew up in this one house in South Carolina and then his parents got divorced got divorced, and then they moved out of the house. And then Adam and the other Workaholics guys ended up renting that house and living in it for a while. And I just thought that was funny because I'd go there for Easter every year and all that stuff, and I have so many memories in that house.

And now I think that the Workaholics guys kind of lived there for a while. stuff and I have so many memories in the house and now I think that the Workaholics guys kind of lived there for a while and my cousin went up to their table at a bar down the street from there and was like hey I'm a big fan and I'll try I think it was

okay see I don't remember who was mean and who wasn't so I don't want to put any names one of them said thanks and the other one said can you not wait really? yeah oh I know why they were there. Why? Because Adam was renting the house because Adam's in Righteous Gemstones. Okay.

And that's in Charleston. And I went and saw the Superchurch set when I was home for Christmas. Is that that HBO show with Danny McBride? It's the one with John Goodman and Danny McBride and Adam. Apparently, it's great. There's a lot of great shit. Every time we talk about TV, I still have to watch so much shit.

Queen's Gambit, Mad Men. Queen's Gambit's really good. I need to watch all three of those. I've seen some of Queen's Gambit. It was really good. Mad Men, I've only seen the first season twice. But I really want to finish Mad Men. I think I started Mad Men in high school and I feel like

I just wasn't mature enough. Yeah. But now as a 26 year old man it's going to hit just right. Just fucking right. And Sopranos too. I need to. I've only seen the first episode but pretty good. Pretty good. Listen listen here Paulie

you bitch I'll kill you I'll whack you dad are you a dad you're a gangster what say that again and I'll pop your mouth out

to his 10 year old daughter I'll pop your teeth out and then I'll have to pay for some new ones cause you're my daughter love the Sopranos man classic shit man I've never seen it.

Have you seen any episodes? No. I know the ending. That's the only thing I've heard about. Oh, I don't know the ending. I've seen the ending. That's it. Really?

Yeah. Does it seem like it's good? I will... I could take a wild guess right now. No, no, no. There's two... I'll say what a... There was a big kerfuffle at the time I think now it is a lot more

appreciated and I don't have any context for it but artistically I like what people can have derived from it oh I've heard about the ending yeah yeah yeah wasn't it kind of just like just boring or like that Not as boring. It just felt like it didn't conclude for a long time. Right, right. Okay. Yeah. The Lost Ending.

There's no big explosion payoff. Yeah. Like Breaking Bad gave people. When he kills every member of his family and every member of the Mexican cartel. He rips Gus's head off and drinks his blood. I am the one who knocks. And then he, then he masturbates over everyone's corpses. And then Jesse goes, Mr. White. And then he looks at Jesse and he says the N word. And Jesse goes, no, Mr. White. And then he shoots

Jesse in the head. What's the director? Was that just the director's cut? I didn't see that version everyone was talking about it dude I saw the one where it ended where he's laying on the ground and Jesse's sucking him off to try to keep him alive don't die of cancer I gotta keep that blood flowing

no you're losing it Mr. White he's like shaking his cock around trying to keep it hard we're idiots what do you think about that I love it man I love being an idiot it takes a lot of pressure off in life imagine living life having to be a fucking professional and like you have to

uphold to a standard there's some responsibility on your shoulders you know well there's actually a lot of responsibility on our shoulders but we just fuck it do we do we fuck responsibility There's actually a lot of responsibility on our shoulders, but we just, eh, fuck it. Do we? Yeah.

Do we fuck responsibility? For breakfast, lunch, and dinner, baby. Sometimes we do. Sometimes we fuck responsibility. See, I'll admit it. That doesn't make it any better. Like guys that are always like, oh, fight, fight, international holiday, everyone takes off. No, that's true.

That's true. It's not true. Yeah, they don't give Valentine's Day off. No. Because corporate America doesn't give a fuck. They want to sell you

chocolates and roses, but they don't actually care about the love. Send a crush to your crush. They don't care. That's a good marketing campaign. That was at my high school. Send a crush to your crush?

Mm-hmm. We had, you could, gummy worms, like the sour gummy worms. Ooh. Silver foxes. Let's go.

Let's go foxes. Woo. Holy shit, dude. When you did that, your fucking arms. You want to see something? Your muscles look fucking massive. Damn, dude. What the fuck?

Right? Why'd you become a Greek god, dude? When you did this, you saw my face. Your muscles look fucking massive. Not just the right one, man. It's both of them, dude. Damn, dude. That's fucking solid meat.

I've been putting in work. I've been eating a lot of meat to build this meat. I haven't been able to be on my diet, really, because my fridge has been broken. Boo. You haven't fixed that shit yet? No, I have. I bought the fridge on- Oh, you watched the YouTube tutorial?

I bought the fridge on... Oh, you watched the YouTube tutorial? I bought the fridge on January 31st. Get it? Because then, you know, like you fix the fridge. I can't fix it. It's broken. How about Michael Jackson? He's great. I gotta clean his tank today or tomorrow. It's gotten a little foggy. Does he seem upset? He's like, hmm. Yeah, he's kind of

giving me the cold shoulder. He's like, come on, man. Just clean my tank. Is he still happy when you get home? Every day, yeah. He comes straight up and I give him some food and he swims all around. He goes, yes!

Yeah, I'm... It's like wagging his tail, kind of. I can see he's looking older now. Like, he's looking a little more weathered. I just noticed that Legos just get...

He just is fatter, but that's probably... I don't know if that's, like, just because he's older. I don't see the age in Lego. Well, your metabolism slows when is fatter, but that's probably, I don't know if that's like just because he's older. I don't see the age in Lego. Well, your metabolism slows when you get older, but probably same in dogs.

But my fridge, I ordered January 31st and it's not going to be here until the 22nd of February, so I've just been woohoo, just waiting. Remember that one?

I don't remember what it's, I forgot what it's from. It's this song. And they go, woohoo. It's by Blur. Okay. Wait, the rock one where it's from. It's this song. And they go, Woo-hoo! It's by Blur. Wait, the rock one where it's like, Woo-hoo!

I think so, maybe. Yeah, that one. Song number... Is it called song number... It's called song number two? I think. Tell me, Ryan, is this what you're thinking of? It's Blur's biggest hit.

And Blur is the same singer from Gorillaz If you didn't know that Blur is great I love Blur Song 2 Hold on, it's playing it on my computer In the other room Of late and enjoying that

Play it on this Where is the option to play it on I gotta wait for the here it comes that yeah I'm adding that to this quarter's playlist yeah man Blur's great

they have a song you'd like a lot called Coffee and TV. That was one of my favorite songs when I was in... I'm going to add that to my monthly playlist, too. When I was in sixth grade, I listened to that song on my iPod Shuffle a lot. So give me coffee and tea. I've been listening to a lot of Bee Gees lately and Andy Gibb you know uh

Bee Gees everyone knows the the black guys no not the other ones they're great man the black guys you see what they look like get it though

the Bee Gees I get it The black guys You see what they look like Get it though The BGs I get it I thought you were just making some joke That there's like a Like just another group of Black guys Called the BGs Either way it's funny

Dude look wait Let me pull up this BGs music video real quick You tell me that one of these guys Is not Lord Minion 777 Good you were I was scared you were about to say Wade And I was about to go

Who? Yeah well No It's the Lord Minion 777. Good. I was scared you were about to say Wade, and I was about to go, who? Yeah, well, no. It's the Lord Minion 777, and it's the song, I think it's Nobody Gets Too Much Heaven by Bee Gees. Yeah, here we go. You look at this shit, and you tell me this isn't Wade, dude. First of all, fantastic song, but you'll see which ones, you'll see. The one, the balding one. That wasn't a dig,

that was just pointing out the other two have huge heads of hair, so I'm saying which one. Wade is bald, so I'm just saying, here. He's, he's just wait, wait until you see the front. Wait. There's a front shot coming up where he looks. I'll find it. Hold on.

Can you imagine people dressed like that doing that today? That'd be awesome, dude. People would think that's like a Tim and Eric. That would just be a Tim and Eric sketch. Dude, but like, you know how like music cycles? I think that this would be so cool to come back. This style of music. I mean, this is what? This is the 70s?

No, I mean like their look. It's come back to come back. This style of music, I mean, this is what? This is the 70s? No, I mean, like, their look. It's come back to a degree. Their look is unique. Yeah, it's, I mean, that was just normal back then. That was, like, cool. I guess now that just hipsters... Nope. I'm sorry, Ryan. I made a mistake. It's a different song. What's a different song?

The music video. I'm sorry. It's How Deep Is Your Love very this is very embarrassing for me more so than you just so you know even watched it too all the way through I love Bee Gees man all right what I do is sometimes when I clean my place I'll put on just like a playlist on my TV of like old music videos like this I mean when I clean I like to put on some porn just like while you're vacuuming. Okay. Okay, dude.

Okay, is this not Wade? Hold on. Ready? Not him. Need to show. He's coming up. Piss your love out. Right there.

Yes. Isn't that fucking Wade? That is Wade. That's LordMillion77 to an extent. This is like, it's like one of those things, you know, where like, Nicolas Cage, you know, they're like, is he a vampire? Yeah,

because like, this was what, 1975 or something? And it looks like Wade has just lived, like, he lived as one of the brothers

from the Bee Gees. And Wade was only born five years later. Yeah. Or was he? But like, I wasn't exaggerating, that looks just like Wade.

Like, especially from when we knew him, when he had like hair. Yeah. And, you know, they just could, just looks like him. I think everyone should go check out that music video, How Deep Is Your Love? Not only because it's a great song, because it stars Lord Minion 777. The Lord Minion 777. Does it have the? I think it's just Lord Minion 777. Does it have the? I think it's just Lord Minion 777.

But he is the. Did we say the in our book when we brought him up? Maybe. We said Lord Minion 7, but did we? I just flipped to the page real quick. Did we say the Lord Minion? Well, at first it was 777, and then I just backspaced the first two. All right, I switched straight.

And then you laughed at that, so I just kept it the first two. Alright, I switched and then you laughed at that so I just kept it in Oh, no, it's Cuz I thought it was funny just to keep it Lord minions. No, Ben. We're not here for you We're on the hunt for these two jackasses Michael Richards said holding out his wallet which contained a printed out YouTube screen shot of Matt and Ryan from the whisper challenge number four with Markiplier and Lord minion seven These boys leave quite the trail of breadcrumbs. Have you seen them? The breadcrumbs? Osama asked.

No, you fucking moron. The YouTubers. Good stuff. Good. New York Times bestselling authors right here. One day. It's going to happen. One day.

We'll write our- Someday. Someday. So I have read a lot of reviews of the book. You know, both good and mixed. I haven't seen any, like, bad ones. I've seen mixed. I've seen some bad ones.

Well, I did actually see – what someone said was I was like – the one that I found the funniest was – and, you know, comedy, literature, it's all subjective. So if you didn't like it, that's totally cool. If they didn't like it and they think it's childish, then it's like, yes, it is childish. And if you didn't like it for that reason, then that is a perfectly good reason to not like it. Like, we lean into the immaturity of the book a lot. Oh, yeah. But I saw my favorite review was like. We were just trying to make each other laugh through the writing. That was literally the whole thing was like we were just laughing how asinine the book was.

Like, the way we wrote that book is the same way we we do like the podcast and stuff is where we just try to make each other laugh yep and i fucking we were dying writing that book uh but one review was like you know it's like for their first book you know the writing is good it's just i wish they had taken it seriously and like the person was upset that we didn't take it seriously and I was like that's what the book is it's like he might have gone into it or they might have gone into it expecting like

hard literature where it's like actually about like our hardships and like like our day to day life it was still like a comedy but like there was like a like a black comedy dark comedy not like Tyler Perry or Tyler Perry right but actually I dreamed about Tyler Perry the other night why? Like a black comedy. Yeah. Dark comedy. Not like a Jordan Peele. Or Tyler Perry, right.

But I actually had a dream about Tyler Perry the other night. Why? I don't remember, and I don't remember what happened in the dream. What? I asked why. I don't know why I had a dream about Tyler Perry. I don't know why I have dreams. Did you follow?

Fuck. Every time I want to say, did you swallow a fly? I say, follow the fly first. Did you follow a swi? You follow a swi? You follow a swi? That's like, I always say Thea of Sieves instead of Sea of Thieves. Thea of Sieves. Thea of Sieves.

Because it still sounds close enough, Thea of Sieves. Sea of Thieves. Guess what, Matt? I got a major update on Sea of Thieves. Am I about to do a beta male smile to this? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I told you earlier, but I'll tell you again.

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at your nearest Walmart or Shoppers Drug Mart today. Alright, so tell me about this Sea of Thieves thing. Sea of Thieves? Sea of Thieves. Peter Thiel. Yesterday, I finally completed one of the many grinds in Sea of Thieves. Sea of Thieves. Okay, buddy. Peter Thiel. Yesterday, I finally completed one of the many grinds in Sea of Thieves, but I completed one of them.

Another one. Another one. No. I got the Silent Barnacle set. Clothing set, weapon set, ship set, and equipment set, baby. It all unlocks when you get one commendation, which is turning in 300 barnacle chests, which you can only get from sunken ships or sunken skeleton ships or rarely on an island, maybe. Holy shit, dude.

Ryan. 300. Turn them in, bought the whole set, cost over 2 million gold. You little scallywag. Dude, that's awesome. I'm only down to 300,000 gold now. Damn, you got a lot of gold. Yeah.

Wish you had that much in real life, don't you? Oh, yeah. You know what's next? What? Arena Cosmetics. What? They're changing to game mode, right? And you're trying to complete all these things before they do that?

Yeah, they're taking it away. But you can keep all the stuff still? If you get it in time. Nice. Can you resell items? But the silent barnacle wasn't a part of that. I just, I have to go relax and adventure. And so I just grind out barnacle, or I did.

I don't have to grind barnacle chests anymore, baby. Hey, not anymore, baby. Ooh. Not anymore, baby. Ooh. And when people see that on the cheese, they go, this man has no life. Dude, when you told me about that just

now, I had the biggest beta male smile and if my blinks had cartoon sound effects, it was just, I was shocked. That's awesome. It takes a long time. Not too many people have it. There's a lot of people that have it, but at the same time... In the big picture, not too many people. Exactly. I'm proud of you, dude. So I feel happy for that. You know,

honestly, there's that stigma where it's like, you shouldn't feel proud about that kind of stuff. I think you should, because even just because it's in a video game doesn't make it any less real to you. Because now the whole thing is the metaverse, and they're trying to legitimize that and be like, oh, you know, this fake world is just as good as the real world. So why should you be, you know, shamed for doing something incredible in a video game? Remember that? Do you remember that old video

where it's the guy describing why he doesn't need a job? Because he's a gamer. And he, like, tries to make it all inspirational. Is that what he said? Do you remember that? Where he's like, they tell me to go outside. I don't need to go outside.

I've explored thousands of acres of real world in Skyrim and Legend of... And he tries to make this really inspirational video. Hey, get this. It was on r slash cringe ages ago. 0.09% of players have this. Not even 1%. Wow. Less than 1%. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Wait, less than a tenth of 1%. No. No. That's like nine tenths. Oh, wait, no. Is that point? Did it say point? No,.09.

Yeah, so less than 1%. So, like, less than a tenth of 1%. Yes, you were right. Fuck yeah, dude. That's insane. First, my brain went to.9 again for some reason. That's fucking awesome, dude. I'm proud of-

Ow! Fuck, my eyeball! Just felt like- Like- Like there was like a- Like a bug inside that just moved around. Ow! Like a-

Like a crackle. Like a- Maybe I got a fucking parasite in my eye. The movie. Because I watch it so many times. I had a somber dream last night. What was it about? You and I were at the Game Grumps office,

and it was the last day of high school, but for some reason the Game Grumps office was at high school, so we were leaving the Game Grumps office for the last time, and we went back into the old recording room, and you and I were just standing there and taking it in and walking around. It's the last time we'll be in this recording room where we basically recorded all of our old videos and all of our old podcasts. And it was really somber.

And we walked out and then we were like, let's go back in for just one more minute. And it was, it was super somber. It was actually really sad. Then I woke up and I was like, Oh, I actually have been in that room for the last time.

There was the last time we were at that grumps office. There was the final day. I mean, we visited afterwards too. And we recorded a bunch of our stuff there too as well yeah they still let us record after we uh got fired we still like yeah i still it was still nice to hang around with everyone it's it's uh it's crazy dude i miss everyone but i know that we're all doing our own separate thing yeah they're so busy all the

time well everyone's good for them you have to remember that everyone has their own fucking life outside of like also keeping in contact with you or being your friend right i saw this someone took a picture at like some huge sporting event where it was just like like a million people in the stands it was like it's like there's no way you can tell me every single one of these people has their own life and i was like well that's true it's like when you see that many people at once and it's like, damn, they do though.

They do. Or they don't. And I, by the way, early, early, that wasn't a dig. Like I don't keep like,

I, I'm very bad at communicating with people and checking up and stuff. We're in the same sphere, but also just, we're always doing so many different things that it's, I talked to Aaron the other day. Aaron's a, you know,

sweetheart. I always love Aaron. I always, I like, I talked to Brent the other day. I always love Brent. Brent is sweetheart. I always love Aaron. I talked to Brent the other day. I always love Brent. Brent is a stinky little man. I love him, dude. lives you're the only one in in us this podcast was made by by your creation inside of your complicated brain to speak to you alex so exactly just take that about that one take it in start maybe you should wonder if things are real or not really start thinking about it you know i'm sure that there's been some things in the past that have were questionable now

think a little harder on those come on alex but yeah dude uh you know it's it's a we we've been uh we've been all right been uh yeah just just taking care of business. And working overtime. Yeah, we have. Even though it wouldn't show by our uploads. Behind the scenes, we've been a lot of stuff going on. We'll update everyone.

I know it's one of those things. What's happening? Where it just sounds like an excuse. There's been a lot of big changes lately, and we will talk about it all in the upcoming future. I saw someone on Twitter. They were right. It's the yearly excuse. The yearly apology.

It's about due. It is about due. The yearly content apology. It's about due. It is about due. The yearly content apology. It's about due. Also, but you know what? This time of year is usually when it happens. Because this is the lull of the year. And when I say lull, I don't mean LOL.

It's when we are trying to reshape things. And it's also when the channel makes just add everything. It's when the least amount of money comes in. So it's a little demoralizingizing but not just because of the money it's just like it's kind of just a boring time of the year yeah january february march and then once we head into the spring and summer it's like and i know we it's a meme at this point but yes the podcast the live action podcast room is almost set up the you have to remember that it's not that it takes a long time to set up the room physically it's that ordering the stuff that we needed to order wanted to order

took time god damn it fucking was on back and it kept getting canceled and then now it's if you think it's almost done now the you think books took a long time to ship? A massive, like, six softbox light sets that have to be, like, secured to the ceiling by a specialist and, you know, all this shit. But, you know, this room, we have, you know, it's fully soundproof. Iron out these curtains. I really like this room as the podcast room.

It's got a good energy. We just need to get... Like these LEDs. Tucker has to finish the lighting setup. Yeah. Which he should be able to do this week. A lot of the shit's kind of set up right now it's a they're all mounted already and they're working he needs to adjust some stuff with it and then uh we're gonna i think what we're gonna do is probably maybe we could shoot a test episode for patreon and then put that on there and yeah and get some feedback like a super mini cat. Yeah, like a little 20-minute test or a 10-minute test episode.

Just something small where people can see the layout. And then the super minicast, people are like, wait, the super minicast is going to be video now? It's like, no, this is just a test. Super minicast will stay audio. Yeah, but it would be cool to have a test episode. Being the super minicast as a live action. One special time on Patreon.

Super minicast needs to stay audio because the way it works at patreon is you have to upload an audio file for the rss feed i think is how it works and if we upload it as a video then it well can't you do both yeah um no uh anyway yeah i'm i'm stoked for the live action podcast set. I mean, ever since we've started, like, this kind of shit's not new with us. This is literally since day one. Yeah. Hey, we'll be back on Kids With Problems.

Someone recently. Is that the last video? What's the last video on Kids With Problems? We'll be right back. No, there's that tweet from Kids With Problems. That's like the week of... Ooh, my friend just texted me and said she hears thunder in LA. Ooh.

As you've noticed, we've been on hiatus while we focus on our new channel, SuperMega. We will return. Thank you for the support. In 2016, Matt matt that was in 2016 dude time flies the fuck by my man it's weird because i've i feel like i've gotten older and i also feel like it hasn't really changed oh you look older at least yeah okay um well i also feel like not much internally has changed well Nope. My worldview and everything. You still act like a child who eats candy and cereal.

Get that cereal out of your mouth. I'm at the breakfast table eating, like, Fruit Loops, and Markiplier, like, pimp slaps the spoon out of my mouth. My Fruit Loops go flying onto the wall. Get that cereal out of your mouth. My fruit loops go flying onto the wall. Get that cereal out of your mouth. Good God. I just like how, like,

get that fucking cereal out of your mouth. You get that cereal out of your fucking mouth. Puts his hand out like how teachers do when you got, like, gum in your mouth. Spits some soggy cornflakes. He's eating, like,

half a breakfast ham with, like, a breakfast a half a breakfast ham with like a a breakfast ham fucking breakfast ham it's not even a thing it could be but in this moment ham would be great for breakfast honestly

because it's it's a lot of protein it's oh dude I just want some ham ham sounds pretty good ham with mustard but not like just

ham honestly like not like just ham not like just deli ham like some nice smoked ham you want like a ham on a silver platter like a pig that's got a fucking apple in it's mouth honey baked ham I might go buy some lunch meat

on the way home and just eat it don't do that dude why would you make that gesture at me I'm talking about eating lunch meat and the way home and just eat it. Don't do that, dude. Why would you make that gesture at me? I'm talking about eating lunch meat, and you're going to make the fellatio gesture as if you're sucking off a man's penis. Sorry, brother. That's just the way it is.

That's the way life works. Yeah. Don't like it, don't watch. Dude. Come on, man. Come back from that one. I can't. There's zero possible way to come back from that!

Sorry. Yeah, and you sip your smug little water? Mm-hmm. Your dihydrogen monoxide? My what water? Smart water. They changed the logo of smart water. Mm-hmm.

I just noticed that. It's different. You see that? Like, the font's different. It's funny, because, like, that doesn't seem like too much of a crazy change, but then when you look in a video or a picture a couple years from now and you see the old one, you're like, whoa. Like when I watch...

Like when Coca-Cola did a bunch of their shit. Or like Mountain Dew, like all that Pepsi. Coca-Cola's released a bunch of goofy looking bottles. I still have my collection over at my mom's house, I think. Ooh. Okay. I'll take pictures next time I'm there so's house, I think. Ooh. Okay. I'll take pictures next time I'm there so I can show them off. Yes.

Yes. There's this one that's really cool because it's just like skinny, then gets fat, then gets skinny again. Oh. The coolest bottles I ever saw were in China. Were they like the Fanta bottles? They were like bulbous and then thin and like I can't really describe it. They were really cool. I like the sphere with liquid in it. There's something

about that that's so pleasing to me. And then also like when it's really thin, like a soda bottle that's thin, like you can really grasp because these Coca-Cola bottles nowadays, I can barely get my hands around them. They're so thick. They're always fucking slipping out of my hand. I'm spilling my soda all over the white carpet getting in trouble with my, with mother.

It's not fun. So you know, I wish they would make them like this like just like a like a long back in the day you're coming home from working 50 000 feet up in the air however fucking high they build buildings not yeah 50 000 feet 50 000 feet but they build them 10 miles into the sky let's say let's say let's say 5 000 feet up in the air that's more than 10 times taller than the tallest building. I'm sure there's a mile building. No, there's not a mile building.

The tallest building right now in 2022 is the Burj Khalifa that Wiz Khalifa built himself by hand. And I'm pretty sure that's not a mile tall. I don't think they can build a mile tall building. I'll make them. Guys, Ryan said so. I'll make them. Guys, Ryan said so. The Mile High, Illinois, Illinois Sky City,

or simply the Illinois Visionary Skyscraper that is proposed to be over one mile high. Visionary. Conceived and described by American architect Frank Lloyd Wright in his 1957 book. See, so this fake building. Hey man, Frank Lloyd Wright's one of the greatest architects of all time. So if he saw that being possible in 1957, then they

could do it. I just feel like they don't do it because it's like, is there really a point in making a building? It's almost, I feel like it's inconvenient at that point. To have a building that tall. Because it's like, yeah, I work on the 600th floor, so you gotta be like, ooh. I mean, it's a danger, you know? It's like a big target in the

sky. Planes have to go around it. You know? We don't want another. Yeah. A couple guys messed up on that day. Yeah. Right in their way, didn't even see it. And that's because the buildings were too tall. And if they keep building buildings that tall, you know.

I say we build underground. Wait. Justin told me he was Mexican. Really? Well, that would explain the height, but I don't know. I thought he was real. We have some fun here. Yeah, we have a little bit of fun.

We have a little bit of fun. We do a little bit of trolling. That's why boys get a little crazy sometimes. That's why boys do go crazy sometimes. You know? That's a good way to end it. Let's just end the podcast here. Okay.

Bye, guys. We'll see you next week For 285 Creeping up on 300 Start giving us ideas For what we should do For episode 300 Yep And to end it off

Happy birthday If it's your birthday I think it's the first time We've ever done that So Probably Happy birthday Yeah

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