supermegashow - EP 335 - Pin The Tail On The Donkey

Episode Date: February 18, 2023

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late, do what life throws your way and smell like you didn't. Find Secret at your nearest Walmart or Shoppers Drug Mart today. Welcome everyone. It's a good little podcast called the Super Mega Cast, and it's hosted by none other than me, Ryan McGee, and my friend, Matt Watson. Yep. Yep. That's right. Okay. So we don't usually have topics we, you know, go right right we we typically freeball it yes sir um but last night i watched a certain video that reminded me of a conversation you said that you had with tucker about having sex with donkeys um i didn't have that conversation and i i went and uh i looked up a, and whatever culture you guys were talking about in South America, actually, I was surprised and befuddled and honestly disgusted.

That's why Tucker brought it up. It was because it apparently is a real thing that happens in certain cultures. It led me to a Vice video that no shit has a kid explaining how he has sex with these donkeys just because his girlfriend won't put out yet. It says he starts by, and the kid gives hand motions with it too. He's like, first I stimulate her, then I open her up. Oh! And yeah. Maybe, maybe Tucker just saw this documentary and that's why he was bringing it up.

It's a Vice documentary from like 10 years ago or some shit. The strangest thing to me was how everyone was just like, yeah, that's just what it's like here. We just, look, yeah, we let our young boys go and fuck donkeys, but they don't typically fuck the men, just the female ones. Well, that's good. And, you know, it's good. One mother was interviewed, and the mother, on being asked about her son having so much sex with these donkeys,

her response is, as long as he's not bringing home a woman, he can have as much sex with the donkeys as he pleases. Or he likes. Hey, I mean, there's an old saying, Ryan. Pussy's pussy. There's a place out there, and it exists right now, where it's just, it's not like... It's commonplace. It's not like, hey, I got an idea.

Let's go fuck this donkey. It's just, hey, where you going? I'm about to go stimulate a donkey's clitoris and then open its pussy wide and go deep until I, until, until I have the experience I want to have with women. But I can't yet.

Cause in his, in his words in the documentary, his girlfriend won't put out. How old is he? He's like young. He's like 14 or 11. He's, 14. Or 11. He's a young dude. He's a young boy.

And all the boys are like, yeah, I fuck donkeys too. They're like, woo! Ryan, just because it's weird to you, doesn't mean you have any right to judge it. I think that's... It's another culture, and just because it's weird to you, you have no right to judge it. I do have a right just cause it's weird I don't care you have no right to judge

I do have a right to judge no you don't you know I bet I bet those kids that fuck the donkeys I bet you do all sorts of things they think is weird yeah

like eat eat um corn man you show up to a I'm pretty sure they eat corn

in South America yeah but a guy who just comes out and gets a line of'm pretty sure they eat corn in South America yeah but a guy who just comes out and gets a line of corn pretty sure they sell corn in South America at food carts yeah at food carts

but like I feel like Corn Man is like an event they're like you can make like an all star event people will go and line up

and like sit in lawn chairs and like have bountiful conversation and laughs it is nice we should go it's not just like hey I want some corn it's just like this is an maybe it's just because sit in lawn chairs and like have bountiful conversation and laughs. It is nice. We should go.

It's not just like, Hey, I want some corn. It's just like, this is an, maybe it's just because it's an experience for our group. It is an experience for our group. You know, it's always a big collective of people and it,

we tailgate at the, at the corn man parking. Kind of. We just hang out and talk, you know, goof around, monkey around, wrestle a little bit.

But once that corn is eaten back, okay, wait, back to this. Yeah, back to the donkey fucking. The donkey's having, so just, I'm going to pose a question to you. Sure. No, I would not have sex with a donkey if the opportunity arose. Is that what you're going to ask? No one would look at you weird, is all I'm saying.

If so, if like like, no one knew. Yeah. Well, I mean, everyone in the village would know. They'd high-five you for it, apparently. I mean, don't knock it till you try it. Exactly. You know? Who am I to judge?

Who am I to say, oh, that's gross? You know? I mean. Love is love. I, uh, do you want to go on vacation soon? Somewhere South America. I don't know particularly where. Yeah, we should do another creative writing retreat.

Yeah. We wrote the best book of all time. All it took was some donkey sex and the creative juices were just fucking flowing. You would think that you like think of from your perspective in our in our less liberal culture than theirs. I can imagine a world where like it's just me and a donkey and the donkey seems better than my own hand. Like if it's just me and a donkey alone in the world i don't i i i do all i'm saying is hey i'm not defending it ryan but uh come on there's there's unless unless you maybe chop off my hands you know and i'm left alone with the poor people that don't have any hands exactly i might have stolen a few things right got a for it now you're like well

what am i to do no no that's vile that's disgusting that's uh it's beyond fucked up to to rape an animal who are we as two white podcasters to pass judgment onto another culture as you said previously is it our place are we part of the problem in doing this should we uphold and uplift this culture i think it would be different if if if two wide podcasters were like they mix tomatoes and cocoa beans oh what's wrong with them but we're talking about raping an animal little bit different they stimulate it before so it wants it doesn't matter if there's foreplay involved the kids said

the tail goes up so he knows when it's ready oh my god dude that's fucking what a way to start the podcast 10 minutes of talking about sex with donkeys and the ins and outs of it I told you I had a good opener

dude I thought you were gonna just do some bit yeah so sex with donkeys and the ins and outs of it. I told you I had a good opener. Dude, I thought you were going to just do some bit. I mean, you're like, yeah, so sex with donkeys. It all started because this clip of Jeremy Clarkson came up on my Instagram reels. And it's him discovering this part of another culture's culture. Do you remember what country it was? I don't know where he was. All I know is the place where the Vice documentary is from is somewhere in South America, I believe.

Yeah, that's... I don't know the exact name. Still, crazy thing is it's far from the most fucked up thing people do on a daily basis around the world. Yeah. You know? I mean, one, you know, beheadings. That's pretty brutal.

Hmm. Depending on... In the name of God? Infidel. Exactly. Infidel. If someone's being an infidel, I mean,

if someone's blasphemous... You can't let infidels walk all over you. No, absolutely not. Right? No. Am I the only one who sees this? Listen,

if an infidel tries to say shit to me, I'm sorry, brother. You're getting the blade. Exactly. It's just how it goes. You're're getting you're getting the pebble and sword pebble and sword isn't that a game it sounds like euphemism for a penis and small set of testicles small so a big penis with small yeah there's gotta be there's some you know it's crazy so there are people out there that will never know it but it's like they hold the world record for something, something obscure. You hold the world record for something that you don't realize.

Everyone holds the world record to something they don't realize, something as minuscule as saying the most words. Fuck. As saying the most words. Saying the most words with the letter A while taking the least amount of breaths on a Tuesday. Some stupid, you know. You're saying you could finagle it to where.

So everyone holds a world record for something. Sure. Which means that there is a guy out there who has the longest penis with the smallest balls. You know? True. There's a guy who has just the biggest cock. Biggest cock to ball ratio difference, you know? I mean, the little plums I'm rocking aren't the biggest.

Hey. You, on the other hand, man, you got a couple big coconuts hanging down there. This one's getting demonetized instantly. Well, that's not our fault. That's YouTube's fault. AI's gonna read this transcript the second we upload it and be like, alright, so they started by talking about

sex with animals, and then started talking about their penis and balls. Sex with a majestic creature. That is a part of someone else's culture. We're not trying to shame, we're trying to discuss, we're trying to discuss these things, goddammit. We're trying to have, have open, uh... It's the marketplace of ideas. Yeah, the marketplace of ideas. It's free thought, having thoughtful conversation, leading from one thing to another without getting into some sort of debacle about.

Someone will get mad that we talked about the donkey sex thing under the, you know, saying that, you know, this is another culture that you don't understand. So what? That's gross. It's sex with animals. Yes. In my book, that's always a no-no. Maybe that's from my American, my ignorant American viewpoint. But's, that's always a no, no. Maybe, maybe that's from my, my American, my ignorant American viewpoint,

but sex with animals is, is always wrong and gross. It was a part of someone's culture. Just for some reason, it was a part of their culture to the moment from birth. A woman's second child must be eaten alive on the spot by the doctor. I'm not going to go because that person's culture is, you know,

a little bit different. I can't judge. I'm going to go. That's, that's a pretty fucked up thing yeah we we judge we judge past cultures all the time for like their barbaric sacrifices and shit oh who's to say that was bad we just didn't know any better i thought when i when i fucking slit this dude's throat and rolled his head down the stairs rain would happen and it seemed to have worked in the past. Sometimes it wouldn't.

Most times it wouldn't, but sometimes it would. It's a case of confirmation bias. They kill a guy, happens to rain, it worked. They kill a guy, it doesn't work. We must have angered God in some other way. We must make more sacrifices now to appease this God. It will rain. Especially in a place close to the equator where it rains a lot.

It worked. I wish in modern society we like the steps of the Capitol. They would be like, God, do try in the Midwest. We need to sacrifice some people. Oh, I thought you were about to be like, like politicians would do rain dance. We need rain in the Midwest. And now rain dances. Nancy Pelosi out there doing rain dances.

Rain dances now are like beautiful kind of forms of art. Well, I think rain dances, there's never anything wrong with rain dances. They're not necessary. Well, back then, you know, they didn't understand that, you know, weather was a system that's unaffected by what humans do, unless it's like global warming where it rains more. See, what they could have done is just created more carbon emissions. And over the years, it would rain heavier and

harder. They weren't thinking business. Right. They were thinking short term. Do you know how good it must have felt to like be part of a community and you all do a rain dance and as you finish, it starts raining. That had to be the most satisfying feeling in the world. You know, it's just like you're hoping for rain. You do the rain dance and then it starts pouring. That had to have happened a lot. And it must have been the best feeling like, yes, it worked. It's like it always happens with a big event or like, you know, when it think of Noah, when it finally rained, how excited he was that, you know, he all these years of building an ark finally paid off.

And I get to save humanity. years of building an ark finally paid off and I get to save humanity it's funny because there's a lot of people in modern day that just you know have disagree with the ark story what do you well they have you know like a form of maybe schizophrenia where they believe they're chosen by God to carry out a task you ever think maybe Noah was just one of those guys and and his story just stuck the flood did come yeah and the Ark was found in some mountains some are in Turkey there's some bullshit though well you can't go up there obviously and it's just like it's like this is there is the

Ark that obviously stored two of every there's something up there there is there is like like you could see on satellites and stuff there is there is a structure up there there's no proof that it's noah's ark well it's not no no also it's well you can't say that for sure ryan you weren't there you're true but uh most most ancient uh cultures have a flood story so it seems like at some point there was a great flood around the world or something seems like the some cataclysmic event happened that a lot of ancient cultures recorded what if these gods you see ancient transcriptions of people looking up to the heavens, answering to a beam of light of some sort. What if it's not gods, but aliens?

Yes. The angels in the Bible that came down before them? The descriptions of them are pretty fucking crazy. Fucking rotating spheres with eyes all over it and shit. That's creepy. Yeah. There's some beasts in revelations that get whenever the world ends it's gonna be fucking awesome there's gonna be a lot of fantasy creatures and shit how how like would you just drop to your knees and pray if all of a sudden you saw those beasts from revelation coming out of the sky blowing things up

and shit i guess i'd be overwhelmed at the might of god in that moment and i would have to give myself over so i could you know live eternal life because i i don't want to be burning in hell forever now that i know right damn this shit's real if you thought you were about to die do you think still now even though you're not a christian do you think part of you would just resort to praying like in general death yeah like let's say like you're like you you're on a boat that's sinking you think you'd pray i probably would i think it's so ingrained in me and i'd be like well it can't hurt it would be out of desperation not any kind of logical thinking like i wouldn't actually think that my prayer it's just like the only thing that i could do. It's like, if you are real God, please. And really, it's just, it just gives you an avenue to kind of beg and scream for help without you.

Because usually, you know, in those situations, you know no one's going to help you. It's a comfort thing, I guess. Yeah. You know? You have to scream out to someone. Yeah. You know? There's another weird story.

It has nothing to do with fucking animals. This one's sad. There's the story of this like teenage girl who called her mom while she was being eaten alive by a bear. Oh, I've seen that. I watched a video about it in Russia. And it's like an hour. Yeah, it's like an hour. And she was on the phone with her mom while she was.

A whole hour. And she died. Yep. And her stepdad did as well. But that's great. Dude, bears are terrifying have you ever have you ever seen like a like a stuffed bear not a teddy bear like a like a like a taxidermy taxidermy like grizzly bear standing up on its hind legs huge and dude they're claws have you seen the

cave bear shit at the uh the prehistoric ones? Yes. Animals were so big and scary back then. Could you imagine running into one of those fucking... Even a regular bear, dude, like, if I saw a black bear, my heart would be pounding. Yeah, even if I saw, like, a mostly harmless black bear or brown bears, those are also pretty harmless, I think. Easily spookable black bears. Yeah. Or even if I saw... Boo!

If I saw even, like, a bobcat or something. I've seen bobcats in the wild. It scared the fuck out of me. I was riding my bike in the woods like a bobcat or something. I've seen bobcats in the wild. It scared the fuck out of me. I was riding my bike in the woods and a bobcat. They're like all muscle. You can see the definition. It might have been a cougar or a panther. It was in South Carolina woods.

Were you with your mom? It wasn't my dad. Okay, I get it. Come on. It ran across the trail really fast. Any wild animal that has the ability to harm me, very scary. Yes. We just saw some wild animals.

We did. Ryan and I just, we took a, we just got back. We saw the round trip tickets to Maui from Los Angeles. We took a grueling riding retreat to Hawaii. We went to Maui. We had to go all the way to Hawaii. The whole five hour flight there. To begin the thought processes and writing process of the book.

We went to write the second Super Mega Adventure book. Did not write much. We fleshed a lot of it out. Got a lot of ideas. But in terms of pen on paper, not much. But it was a really bad time for writer's block to hit. Yeah. When we had blocked out this one week.

It was such an unfortunate case, too. a really bad time for writer's block to hit yeah when we had blocked out this this one week it was such an unfortunate case too because there was like we wanted to work the whole time and never leave our room but we felt like almost an energy like a gut like a like a powerful energy from the ocean was calling us to like be one with nature yeah so we took it upon ourselves to answer that calling and do the brave thing. Can you guys tell we got a tan? We swam with some turtles.

Yeah. So for those of you who maybe live in Maui or have been to Maui. Sorry. There's a place called a beach called Kaanapali.

I say sorry because there's a lot of people that don't want the Super Mega Boys to come visit. They were protesting at the airport when we landed. There were people all with signs and stuff. Get Super Mega out. Do not let Super Mega into Hawaii.

They let us in, though. But there's this beach called Kanapali in Maui with this thing called Black Rock. And it's this lava formation that you can climb up. And it's probably 20, 25 feet from the ocean. And you climb to the top and you jump off. You fall like 20, 25 feet. Fun fall. But Ron and I, we climbed it.

We clomb it. We jumped off a few times. I mean, you got to swim a couple hundred yards back to shore. Yeah. Well, a hundred yards. Yeah. I'd say like three, four hundred feet. It was a decent swim.

But it was so beautiful because it's like fifteen feet deep but you can see the bottom of the sea floor you can see all around and we were swimming sharks travel fast though

so if one were to come up it would be like we wouldn't like see it coming from a distance it would just be there in an instant probably if we saw a shark it would probably just

do this whole thing around us just kind of looking at us um but tiger sharks are huge. Tiger sharks are scary. 14 feet.

One killed a woman in Maui in December, but it didn't happen to us. No. And she was older. Yeah. And God take her. She was pretty far from shore. Most shark attacks happen, even though I was just like, yeah, we were like a couple hundred yards from shore.

Dude, there's this video in Australia of this dude just being eaten by a great white it's like these guys filming from the shore and he's there he's too far off and it's just like part of his torso or leg or something can't do anything about that no it's just about a bad day well you've heard like many times it's like it's like it's not his fault it's no it's no one's fault it's not the shark's fault it's not his fault yeah you can't but at the. It's not the shark's fault. It's not his fault. Yeah, you can't... But at the same time, Australia is known. Australia is not where I would want to go.

So it is your... You are understanding that nature, particularly the ocean, is very kind of unforgiving. When you step foot in the ocean, it's like you're signing an invisible waiver. I am entering the kingdom of...

Where humans should not be, or not meant to be but when we were in the ocean it was wonderful it was crystal clear all these cool reefs and coral and uh we were swimming and these huge sea turtles like like this big uh came and they swam up right by us and they were so close like like i'm not kidding like their face was like a foot from our face you could pop up with them and breathe with them and so we swam with them for a bit and we'd pop up at the same time so they come up for air and we pop up too and see their face come up and we go back down together and they were curious they come up in their face it'd be literally like a foot or two from one hit me with his flipper when he swam under me yeah yeah they're so close my favorite was when we would like kind of play like monkey in the

middle yeah we'd pick one up and we just kind of toss it back and forth. Yeah, and you dropped in the shell cracked well But you know it happens It's nature, you know nature is not invincible and also another fun thing when we took home put it back in the hot tub at the hotel Let's get around with us in the hot tub for a few minutes Well first we filled the hot tub with vodka. We didn't fill it. We poured some bottles of vodka in the hot tub because you and I like to go under and...

Yep. But we thought he would enjoy it too. What would happen if you got an animal drunk? He seemed to be a little kind of down in the dumps, a little depressed from the whole ordeal because I feel like... Because we found two that were swimming together and when you saw some earlier,

or earlier the day before, they were like a group of six, five, or six together, so they obviously liked to be together. So that one stopped moving, so I guess he was just depressed and just sulking. We threw him back in the ocean after that, though. We had him in the hot tub with us for like 15, 20 minutes, stopped moving after about three. It was dark at that point. I think I heard him paddling away. Yeah, we just went out on the beach at night and kind of threw him like a frisbee back in the ocean. But think if he could tell a story.

Yeah, he's going to tell the boys back home at the reef all about that one. Yes, he is. Pretty cool, though. Hawaii is, it was your first time. It's my second. I've only been to Maui, but such a gorgeous place. It was really cool to see just a large expanse of just like green. Green mountains.

Yeah. And coconut trees. Seeing whales spray around. Seeing just animals be animals. Some of you might have seen it. I put it on my Instagram story, but like from the shore, just whales just jumping out of the water. And there was the mom whale and the baby whale doing that together and their tails coming up. Matt actually, Matt and I, we didn't take any videos

because we're more humble than that, but there was actually a beached baby whale and Matt and I single-handedly pushed it back into the ocean. Which gathered a round of applause from most of the butler staff that you had, thank God had jim hire to replace the regular staff that works right i don't know you just can't trust them but uh i mean we got it at least back in two feet of water yeah and uh you know from there it's it's the whales the way it's in water it's the whales job you know i don't want to interfere with nature too much right exactly

um i'm sure you've seen that video the the classic video where that whale, maybe it was in the UK, it died and washed up on shore, and they didn't know how to get rid of it, so they just blew it up with dynamite. You know, Reno 911, the movie. I've seen it. Has a bit like that, which includes a topless scene. Yeah, it does. But doesn't include ad reads.

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where they're all jerking off at the hotel, remember? And he's going room to room. He's like, ah! Oh, yeah. Did you bust while we were in Hawaii? Patton Oswalt was the... What? Did you bust while we were in Hawaii?

Sorry, I was continuing to... Yeah, no, keep going. I'll bring this up later. Okay, good. Patton Oswalt was the villain in that movie. I was just commenting. I was just... Well, there's a lot of famous people in it.

I did bust while we were in Hawaii, though. Wait, because I didn't because we shared a bed, small quarters. I was in... I didn't and I was... I made sure... I was wondering. I made sure to turn away from you when I did it. Okay.

That was true. Like, while I'm in bed, you're just like You just feel like a like a shaking of the bed. When did you bust? Huh? I just told you. I turned away. You were asleep. Did you just shoot it off the bed onto the carpet? Okay, that's fine. Because you said that

we don't have to pay for cleaning fees since it's not technically an Airbnb. Right, right, right. It was like a hotel. They take care of it. Mm-hmm. Right, right, right. It was like a hotel. They take care of it. Now, I did almost wet the bed. I didn't tell you that one. I had a dream that I had to pee really bad.

That would have been the third time this year you would have wet the bed. Ryan, this is not your information to divulge. You're the one who brought it up. Okay, alright, okay. I've wet the bed twice this year. Just a little bit. Okay, so this both happened in the same week.

I had a dream, I had to pee, and then I went to a restroom and I started peeing in the sink, and I woke up right as I started to piss myself. Just a little bit, like that much. Ran to the bathroom, pissed. Three or four nights later, same dream happened again. Should I talk to a therapist? See, at first I was like, something might be wrong in my subconscious. But then I read that as long as the dream is accompanied by having to pee,

it just means that you have to pee. And yeah, but it did. I don't know. And then it almost happened in Maui where I had to pee and you know, I couldn't find a toilet, but I had a thing of paper towels and I was like, I'm just going gonna piss on the paper towels and you were there in the dream and then i woke up and pissed luckily i didn't pee in the dream but good i will say uh in that week when i peed there there was a common denominator that i can i can probably point to i i had started taking the medication gabapentin okay okay to help me sleep for insomnia. That might have just kind of numbed something in my brain telling me I need to get up and pee. Any armchair psychologists or doctors out there want to...

Would you care to explain why my friend has nearly pissed himself three times this year? God damn it. I need some fucking answers here. Why am I almost 30 pissing the bed? I could say that now that I'm 27. Almost 30.

Yes. I'm 27. It's the first episode I'm 27. Started 2 Mega when I was 20. Freshly 20. Very nice.

That's right. Very nice. Yeah, but I got something I want to talk about. Doesn't have to do with pissing the bed. Doesn't have to do with sea turtles.

Or having sex with donkeys. What do you want to talk about, my friend? We've missed some world events. There's a couple world events we haven't talked about. Does Chinese spy balloon ring a bell? Yeah. But guess what? Our home state knew what to do.

Shot out of the sky just above Myrtle Beach. They just recovered the payload yesterday from the bottom of the ocean. And that's how you do it. By the way, that is how you handle shit. That's right. Also, the Chinese government was saying that it's just a civilian weather balloon. It's like, okay. civilian weather balloon it's like okay i also don't trust the american government and and the facts they present to the media about things but i don't know i'm i'm willing to trust that it is a

surveillance balloon yes but also i don't know man when it comes to like international dick measuring and and aggression and stuff when it's between two superpowers that are notorious for not telling the truth, I mean, I think China more so, but... Do you think it's just because it's like, you know, it's like, we can't do anything because, like, regardless of who wins, it's going to cripple us to not, like...

We're going to leave ourselves open to all these other big shots. Also, just, I feel like war with China is... Italy, Spain. Especially Italy. Portugal, even. Ecuador, you know? The second we're left open,

I could go on my own and take over. I feel like no one wins in a war with China. It's economically devastating, a lot of loss of life, you know? Not if you just blow them up. That's true true throw a few nukes over there in the middle of the night dude yeah no i saw a lot of people like we got we got like fuck this shoot the balloon on a nuke china like i see it on twitter and i'm like are you are

you an idiot no one wins in that situation did we learn nothing from world war ii we won i think that's what we learned that is true we. We did win. In a weird way, nuclear weapons are, you know, the worst creation, but also in a weird way have kind of created more peace because it keeps country,

I feel, maybe I'm fully off base with this one, but I feel like when countries have nukes, they're very careful not to start shit with each other.

You know? Time out. Because once nukes start going, there's no time out. No, we called time out after the nukes. Oh yeah, we're like, it's like if you punch someone start going, there's no time out. No, we called time out after the nukes. Oh, yeah, we're like... It's like if you punch someone and like,

all right, time out, I win, time out. Yep. Well, I mean... Are you playing tag? You tag someone like, all right, game's over, I won. Japan wasn't going to do much punching. No. I don't think anyone...

We sounded proud of that fact, no. Yeah, they weren't going to do shit. I mean, they weren't. You can't really... I mean, you can't really... We're the only ones with nukes at that fact. No. Yeah, they weren't going to do shit. I mean, they weren't. You can't really, I mean, you can't really, we're the only ones with nukes at that point. I mean, they were already

essentially losing it by that point. They were pretty crippled. They were ready to go to the last man, though. Yeah. So, damn. Or maybe that's what

we told our people so that they would. Maybe that's American propaganda. They would drop them. You know what? You and I are not immune to propaganda. No.

In fact, no one watching this is immune to propaganda. Yeah. Assholes. Except for you, Jason. Jason, you're immune to propaganda. Well, Mallory, on the other hand. No. No.

Mallory, you are not immune to propaganda. Mallory. And I'm sensing Brian. Brian. Not Ryan. No, Brian it depends. Brian with a B. And a Y.

It depends. Depends on what the propaganda is. An I. Brian with an I. Brian with a Y is not immune to propaganda. Yeah. Very susceptible to it, actually. Believes pretty much anything he sees on the news.

No, but I mean, here's what's weird. Okay. We shoot down that... Spy balloon. That China spy balloon. Yeah. And all of a sudden... In Canada.

There's all these UFOs. Oh. We're shooting down left and right. I was going to say, Canada shoots down another, who knows what it is, another Chinese spy balloon. And we shot three more objects down. One of them was an octangle. These Chinese UFOs. And they say they said none of those were Chinese. The things we shot down. They said they're not

Chinese. They said we don't know whose they are, where they came from. As a speaker that once captured goes, this is not Chinese. Like a thick Chinese accent. I'm not doing it. Okay. You can imagine it. Oh! Damn it! Chinese accent. I'm not doing it. Okay. You can imagine it. Oh.

Oh, damn it. Oh, that's disgusting. But basically, no, but I will say it's very just interesting and fascinating all of a sudden all these unidentified flying objects that are being shot down that they say they don't know whose they are. They can't identify them. They're not balloons. they don't know whose they are. They can't identify them. They're not balloons. They don't know how they stay in the air.

How much information would you trust the government in giving about stuff? You know. Very little. Like, they, what do they do? It's like, they lie for reason. It's like they lie to cover up something, but it's never to cover up the thing they're like, the direct thing they're lying about. It's kind of like a. I don't think they're aliens.

I think I think the most realistic thing is probably they fine tuned their radars now to detect more stuff. And now they're detecting things. But what they did say, what the what the White House did say that 2021 was when they started, for the very first time, briefing the president and having briefings on unidentified flying objects. And what they can say is they've been here for a very long time. We don't know what they are or who they belong to. And they defy a lot of physics and gravity. And they can outmaneuver us. So maybe this is the beginning of disclosure, Ryan. Maybe they're slow.

Where are these ships? They don't capture them. Why not? They can't. Too fast. Also, the stuff that they shot down, they can't find the remains. Where's this evidence? The evidence?

Where's the evidence? Where's the physical evidence? There's videos and radar and testimony. There's videos of Bigfoot, too. Well, those are real. They are, though. The Bigfoot too well those are real they are though the Bigfoot ones these ones are bullshit but Bigfoot the Loch Ness Monster

those videos you can't argue with video evidence you can't just can't I heard a video of Joe Biden talking about shooting men with muskets in his house I heard a video of Donald Trump and Joe Biden that you were playing talking about shooting men with muskets in his house. Well, I heard a video of Donald Trump and Joe Biden that you were playing,

talking about making... making **** legal. You should probably beep that word. Yeah, yeah. Just for the algorithm, but... Yeah. Yeah. It's a video of Joe Biden and Donald Trump debating

with incredible AI voiceover, talking about UFO trips for the white boys to Agartha to legalize alien lean and the bad thing. That should be bleeped. Will be bleeped. Starts with a C. Yep.

But I don't know. I just think it's, I think it's interesting seeing all these headlines of shooting down these unidentified objects and they can't find the things they shoot down either.

They're gone. Isn't that weird? No, we shot it. Our aim is good. Okay, then where is it? I don't know. Beats me. Should be right there. I definitely shot it. Could you imagine like it's that simple

to where it's just like people's egos getting in the way so it makes information like a skew. We didn't actually shoot it down. The pilot misses and he's like, got it! Yep! Got it! He's like, askew. We didn't actually shoot it down. No. The pilot misses, and he's like, got it. Yep. Got it. Because he knows if he... He's like, then where is it?

I don't know where it went. Because he just wasted a million-dollar missile. Ah, got it. Yeah, oh, I saw it. It fell on the ground. Search team's three days. Aliens must have just vanished. I don't know.

It's kind of like when... Have you ever killed a cockroach, and then you come back to clean it up, and it's it's gone no i make sure them shits are dead dude i've i've killed a cockroach before and it's on its back and i'm like ah and i go to get like paper towels or something to clean it up or i just like leave it for a second and come back later and it's gone and i'm like okay either he wasn't dead he's faking it or his little fucking friends came and got him for a funeral and now they're pissed off well if you see one yeah

if you see one that means there's a lot more I heard something that was like for every one you see in your house there's a hundred more I haven't seen a cockroach in my place for the longest time I've never seen one in my place it has been about two three years since I've seen one last.

Actually, I did see one once, but the weird thing was it was like a South Carolina cockroach. It was the day I got back from South Carolina, and it was on my top floor next to my suitcase. So I'm wondering if it was in— And the one we tickled. Yeah, that one. That was outside my house. Yeah. But I'm wondering if that cockroach was in my luggage that whole time. And then I opened my suitcase and it climbed out.

I saw it and killed it. Disgusting. I hate cockroaches. I think TSA sometimes just like... That'd be a good prank. Throws in a roach into someone's luggage. Throws in an invasive bug into some international luggage. Because it's not something you'd get caught for.

No. Because you'd be like, why would I put a live cockroach in someone's luggage? It's like, yeah. Isn't it more likely that it somehow got in there when they were opening it in an airport and it crawled in from under a seat or something? I mean, they tend to. I don't know. They usually take my bag and search it. How easy would it be for a TSA agent

to put a glove on? It's because you didn't take your... I didn't take my naked juice out of my bag. It was half drank and it was in there from the flight over. They have signs that tell you exactly what... I forgot it was in there, Ryan. I put it in there on the flight over, and I didn't really go through my bag that much in Hawaii.

It was at the bottom of my bag. Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days. You know? And that was one of those days for me. Left my naked juice in my bag. Next thing you know know TSA's going And then they have to yell at me for it

Because the second I notice it's in there I know what I did wrong But they still got to give me the whole fucking spiel You know you're not allowed to have liquids Inside the bags over a certain Whatever fucking threshold It was an accident I said Matthew Watson if you ever do this again

You're going on the no fly list, you're going on the no-fly list. Could you imagine being on the no-fly list? Saw that person hacked the no-fly list and released it. Really? This person on Twitter who is like... Who's on it? Anyone interesting? Well, we have a lot of mutuals with this person that hacked the no-fly list and released it.

They're just like a hacker that just they have a funny twitter account too like they like from what i saw it was very like oohoo irony shit yeah but they just hacked the no they got the no fly list and then they just yeah anyone interesting on this no fly list i i didn't see anyone It's just a lot of mostly Middle Eastern people, I believe. Oh, okay. You know, as the TSA tends to do. Well. But I don't think there's anyone.

There was a lot of people on it. Granted, they did fly three planes into our most treasured monuments. All Middle Eastern people did that, Ryan? Yes. Yeah. I was a part of it. i was a part of the coup i was i was i was communicating i was working communications that day i remember it just as clearly as any other you were on those radio those radio lines and it's not just every middle eastern purpose everyone with even a fraction of a percent of middle eastern in their blood like if you have

that in your genes you just know and since you're not a part of that, you just don't know. I don't understand. I'm sorry. I knew right from the beginning. Just having that little bit. When you were born, you knew you would be part of something greater.

I had that little bit that people should just fear. You know what I mean? I fear it. Good. It's that rage inside of me. See, it's... The part of you that's white

doesn't scare me, but the part of you that's Middle Eastern Ryan terrifies the hell out of me. And it should. I live in perpetual fear. There's a lot of righteous rage. I'm scared you might you might do something horrible.

Ryan's righteous rage. Hey. Alright. Ryan's righteous. Rhythmic rage. Rhythmic. Because I make a music spin-off game of it a game yeah not a song or music just a whole music video game yeah like guitar hero but you're committing terrorist acts

to a beat yeah not a bad idea a recent game did come out i can't remember the name of it oh i saw videos of it. It looks cool. It looks cool. The art is, the humor is whatever. But like the art style looks wonderful. Reminds me of Rhythm Heaven. If I'm thinking of the same one.

It's very colorful. Kind of cel-shaded. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever played Rhythm Heaven? No. Very fun. Have you?

Do you remember that? It was kind of like a... If I could remember what that game was. It was kind of like Rock Band or Guitar Hero, except it was so basic, and it was on addictinggames.com. It was like a stick figure guitar game. I don't remember what it was called.

Some sort of story or career maybe even. The good old days. The good old days. The good old days. When that's what you were worried about. My high scoring Stick Fighters or or

this other really good game I played. I don't even remember what it was called though. It was like a it was like a deathmatch platformer. You could unlock like ninjas and pirates and it was on addicting games.

Mad? Whatever. I don't remember. I can't remember what it was. Do you remember that one where you're like you're those it's like the character designs they have no legs and their hands are

floating and you fight each other like guns or that's what I think we're thinking of the same game they had like instead of a face it was just like kind of like a cross it was like a blank face usually so familiar

or like my friend's house you get like costumes and get glasses for him and hats and deck them out flash games the old era of usually are the characters. They're so familiar. I used to go to my friend's house. You could get costumes and get glasses for them and hats and deck them out. Flash games, the old era of Flash games. R.I.P.

Rest in power, Flash. You know? The new Flash movie, though. Fantastic. Looks great. Ezra Miller. They are something. They are an interesting character.

I think they're just an asshole. Yeah. Mentally ill asshole. I think they are. Granted, but still an asshole nonetheless. Mental illness doesn't excuse you from being an asshole. No. You know?

It can make you act out and do some crazy things, but it doesn't excuse you from being an asshole overall. Which your friends and family, you know, could understand. But as strangers, we do not have to give them that luxury exactly because there's a lot of mental illnesses that don't make you act like an asshole what

but everybody makes mistakes everybody has those days yeah I love you I love you I love you too Do you wanna Take an ad break and I would love to take an ad break

I have to urinate Ryan I'm sorry For what I said About what? About the part of you that's Middle Eastern I didn't mean it You're good You're good

Why you give me that look? I thought we were about to go do something I didn't mean it. You're good. You're good. Why are you giving me that look? I thought we were about to go do something. I guess I read the situation wrong. We'll go use the restroom, and then we'll come back and finish up the podcast. Did you mean it, though? Did I mean what?

What you said about your part in 9-11? I thought you were just doing an edgy bit, but... We can... we can talk. After. I do have to use the restroom and stretch. Almost, uh... Towered over. Okay. Yeah. Very funny, Ryanyan i know people who died in that shit maple syrup we love you but canada is way more it's potent mixed with kimchi maple syrup on

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Farmers. Bum, ba-dum, bum, bum, bum, bum. You know what? It is kind of bright in here. It is a little bright in here. And our best friend's outside with the leaf blower. He is blowing hard, baby. It's Wednesday, and you know what that means. Leaf man. Leaf blower. He is blowing hard, baby. It's Wednesday, and you know what that means. Leaf man.

Leaf blower day. Leaf man's out there. It is the day of the leaf blower. So, Matt. Yes, sir? People are wondering. What are they wondering? And they've been asking, how in the world do they get such delicious cinnamon swirls in every bite?

Delicious cinnamon swirls in every bite. It's something that is so mind-boggling that scientists still don't have an answer for. But they do know one thing. They can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Thanks for going on that trip with me, brother. Of course, man. Of course. You always support me. Hawaii was great.

It was. It was, it was. Thanks for going on that trip with me. I still owe you and Jim mushroom chocolates. I'll get those to you tomorrow. I was thinking about that last night. I'm sorry, I apologize. I wanna try micro dosing, I wanna see. Tomorrow, I will give you your shroom chocolates. Okay, thanks man. I've heard great things about that last night. I'm sorry. I apologize. I want to try micro-dosing. Tomorrow, I will give you your shroom chocolates.

Okay. Thanks, man. I've heard great things about micro-dosing. This batch is great. Yeah? Oh, yeah. Made it myself. Jim actually did make homemade mushroom chocolates at my house when he lived with me.

Did you try them? I did, yeah. And? I had just one square one day. I wasn't looking for a heavy trip. I just wanted to let loose a little. See what Jim's chocolates were like. Did you let loose? Yeah, it was nice.

I just felt very mellow and chill for maybe like an hour. And then I took a big nap. I love sleeping. I want to try microdosing. Jim's right outside the window with that leaf blower. Jim's tried it many times.

He's come to work microdosing. He said it's great. He feels productive. He feels happy. He'll pop a few squares in, wait an hour, drive to work. A few squares would be quite the trip. Yeah, from his place to the office? I got you with your own...

Pretty good zinger. Come on. I know. I split a mushroom chocolate bar with Oxel at my house once. And we went to Minecraft. Did you go to the moon and back? Yeah, we did. It's great.

The mushroom chocolate bars they sell are fantastic. It's just a nice, pleasant trip. My carpet turned into a beautiful oil pastel painting. I have three in my fridge right now. I know I have like a my fridge right now. I know I have like S'mores flavored one. I haven't had any He's right outside. He's like he's like feet at his feet from us right now. Hey

Slapping his back he's right behind the curtain. Oh, sorry Hold on hold on We'll let this We'll let this rude son of a bitch Let this honky out here No, there he goes He'll be back in a minute, bud Okay You haven't done psychedelics in a while

I haven't done psychedelics in a while I haven't done them probably since 2018 Is that the last time with me? Mm-hmm Alex in a while. I haven't done them probably since 2018. Yeah. Was that the last time with me? 2018, yeah. Where Tucker was intentionally making goofy faces. And still to this day claims that he wasn't. He was. We both saw it.

And it wasn't because we were tripping on LSD. It's because... It hadn't even... It wasn't hitting all the way. It was just starting to hit. It's the same mindset of, I'm not yeah you know he's looking at us going i'm not making a face what face i know that it's like it made his face look weird what he was doing made it look even little because even if he made a slight face on lsd it's completely exaggerated and and looks like it starts growing and continues growing.

Yeah. You know? That's Tucker's fault. Yeah, that's Tucker's fault. He's not a good babysitter. Well, his face looks like that even off of acid, you know? Yeah. I haven't done LSD in years. Well, you're about to do some chocolates at least.

LSD is heavy. It's intense. And I'm a big proponent of psychedelics but also you know i i would advise caution anyone with psychedelics that you got to be in the right mental and spiritual place to do these things who wants to open their mind with matthew watson i'm gonna start a new show open your mind you do you do a bar a whole bar and just stream yourself live and see where it takes you i never want to trap yourself in a green screen room and have chat be able to have control of the green screen.

Even better than a green screen, it's like a white wall, and the only light in the room is a projector that's projecting on me in the wall, and chat can control what's playing on the projector. The speakers. The speakers, what's playing. So they can mix and match tones.

Oh, that's perfect. Matt Watson's bad trip experience. And I challenge chat to give me the worst trip imaginable. How much could a bad trip fuck someone up? Depends. You know? If they weren't already. Well, it depends on, mostly I believe it depends on your underlying mental health issues.

If you're susceptible in your family or stuff to things like schizophrenia or severe bipolar, stuff like that, psychedelics are not a good move because they can really amplify that stuff. But if you're in a pretty good headspace mentally and healthy, then, you know, it's a great experience. It's very, very mind and eye opening. First time I did it was right after a very traumatic experience. And it was very therapeutic for me. It is very therapeutic. At that time.

I used to do ketamine therapy and I did it for a period like two summers ago and it was... Did you go to the doctor for that? No, it was at home. But it was California allows at home. Yes. And it was great. It was super therapeutic. Was it like you went to a doctor and he prescribed you with it? And it was. Was it coming powder? Because I knew someone that gave it to you.

They're little tablets. It was like powder. They look like the marshmallows in hot chocolate. You put it under your tongue. One of the worst tasting things I've ever tasted. It tastes like sucking the ink out of a Sharpie. Bitter. Yeah, and you put it under your tongue and then you like let it dissolve swished around your mouth for a few minutes so this nasty tasting thing you have to really like swish around your mouth uh and then for like you know an hour to two you just kind of go into this state where you just like break down your ego and go into your head and kind of work through your

your problems on your own. So obviously then you haven't done it yet. No, no, not yet. No. It was really therapeutic and really great. I think psychedelic therapy is,

is I hope it's studied more and I hope that, I mean, it's slowly being implemented more and like mainstream. And what you're saying is it's pretty rad. It's pretty groovy. Okay. Okay. Very, very impactful though, think and uh especially for like treatment resistant stuff like ptsd and depression it's

it's super that specifically ketamine is used like for patients who specifically have like those types of issues it's because it it from what i understand from doing it and learning about it is that on things like ketamine and mushrooms, you're able to repave neural paths in your brain that have been enforced negatively for a long time. You can repave them in a more healthy, positive way. And then your thinking patterns can be improved in a positive way. I don't know. There's a lot of science about it. I'm not a scientist. I mean, I also heard in some certain instances

that curing cancer... Yeah. Turns some gay people straight as well. Yes. Which is a miracle. I'm sure there's been a... No, well, it gave them the strength

to choose to be... Right, right. ...straight. I'm sure there have been straight guys that have done LSD and then come out gay. Not that the acid turned them gay, but that it's more of they were probably in denial of it. And then while on psychedelics, they accepted themselves.

I could see that, especially since I feel like a lot of young men who come out as gay do so probably right on the precipice of being out of high school or being out of college. Either two, I think. A time when you experiment with drugs. Those are, yes, that you experiment with drugs. Those are yes that you experiment with drugs you're around more people who might you surround yourself with more people who would think similarly to you. You expand your world view.

Exactly. Or in a lot of instances you're making it smaller because of confirmation bias amongst friends. Getting yourself a little community of nothing but toxicity and all. Which is good. And then you step back and you go, all I do with these people is shit talk other people and shit talk what other people do and shit talk things. It's very tiring. with circles of people where it's just negativity. That's early 20s shit too.

Yeah, 100%. My early 20s, I was a much more negative person and I also surrounded myself with negative people and you kind of like, I don't know, you hit this point where, for me, I hit a point where I was really unhappy and I didn't know why and then I kind of was like, wait a second. I'm constantly surrounded by negativity.

I'm being negative and complaining all the time. Everyone around me is too. And kind of getting outside of that is super freeing and very like, oh my God. I agree. I don't need to be negative all the time. Finally getting out of like the Game Grumps office. Yeah. Those guys were disgusting.

It was hell on earth. And it can't be described as anything less. Especially, you you know I mean my first experience with LSD was Danny would slip into my coffee every day at the game girl's office for unknown to you right about two months straight I was in which is illegal by the way yeah I was 16 and uh for legal reasons so Dan doesn't sue me that's a joke yeah Danny never never gave me lsd he's like this is the last straw this would be the last the wig thing the oath keepers thing if if i'm surprised there

was as much blowback from danny about the oath keepers thing he wasn't the biggest fan of that no no i think that i think right away he took on that one a little more than the wig stuff or anything else. You know what? He said that someone close to him phoned him up and asked him if he was an Oathkeeper. Are you an Oathkeeper? Obviously then you shouldn't be close with this person if they don't know you and they don't know if if the content of your character can't can't be enough evidence of itself for being a decent person to your only family member dan i don't know what else to do for you buddy well i'll be honest ryan i mean how much can you really

you know judge or or or trust in the character of someone that's in the Oath Keepers. And in the entertainment industry. And wears a wig. It's all deception. It's all deception begets deception, baby. Yeah. The Oath Keepers thing. No, I really don't.

It doesn't surprise me. No. Danny, if you're watching this, that's a joke. We know you're not in the Oath Keepers. You're in Game Grumps. Which, while is not named the same exact thing as the Oath Keepers. Does hold a lot of the same views as the Oath Keepers. Exactly.

You know? And donates a lot of money to, you know, far-right political think tanks and stuff. But again, what someone does with their own money Is their It's their choice Their money their choice So Danny donate to the Oath Keepers As much as you want Seems like people

Love to spend their own money And then when they run out of their own They want to spend other people's money To help them spend more of their money Ain't that the truth sister So Please don't sue us Danny other people's money to help them spend more of their money. Ain't that the truth, sister? So. Please don't sue us, Danny.

You're not an Oath Keeper. You don't wear a wig. And you never gave me LSD. Okay, now that is clear. That is legal disclaimer. All good. All out of the way. We're all A-okay, baby that is clear. That is legal disclaimer. All good. All out of the way. We're all A-okay, baby.

Right there. I've seen people ask for us to do some kind of like how we've done the Mario Kart videos, like a Let's Play video on shrooms. I don't know how I'd be on recording on psychedelics. I don't want to work. I don't want to make content while on shrooms. No, on psychedelics, I just want to listen to music and think. Unless I'm microdosing and streaming. My favorite.

Which no one, I've had zero viewers on every single one. I've streamed every day since the first day of January. I even streamed in Hawaii. I know. Not at the, okay, that's hyperbole. The highest viewer count I've gotten is seven. I don't know what happened. One was me, one was Justin, one was Jim, one was Luke.

Okay, well. We wanted to support you, man. I just didn't know what one was me one was justin one was jim one was luke okay well we wanted to support you man i just didn't know views were gonna be dropped like drop i i took a break yeah but like streaming isn't a career of mine i didn't i just didn't expect people to just fall off that quickly i happen just because i didn't stream for so long i have been wanting to stream some more lately but i don't want to repeat the rinse rinse and repeat the same cycle every year of, oh, I'm going to go back to streaming. When I want to stream, I'll hop on and stream. It's not my career, but it's hard

when I do it. It's hard to do streaming and not have it. I'm not going to set up a schedule, but maybe every now and then if I feel inclined, I'll stream. You know, epic SM3. In between naps? In between naps, yeah. You can have nap time on your stream where you're like, I actually don't feel like streaming, but I'll still accept donations.

I'm going to go take a nap. I'll be back in about two, three hours. Honestly, you know, what affects me the most is my narcolepsy, my daytime sleepiness, and my lethargy. So why not monetize it? I can't argue. The self-centeredness is a big part of you. I disagree.

Oh. You said narcolepsy. Got it. Got it. Yes. Narcolepsy. Yes. Sorry. I got mixed up. I was just trying to agree with you and make you feel better. The narcissism thing is separate. Yes. I got them mixed up. And again my I'm not a narcissist Ryan. No. I know that. I didn't say you were. I got them mixed up. And again, I'm not a narcissist, Ryan.

No, I know that. I didn't say you were. I was just agreeing with you so you wouldn't be upset with me if I disagreed with you. I don't know why having the confidence to admit that I am smarter

and more talented and popular. And you think more broadly than your average man. I'm proud to be able to admit that. That doesn't make me a narcissist. You're on the cusp to understanding the fourth dimension,

being the first human to be able to conceptualize it. With psychedelics? Yes. And people say that's lazy when you're on the breach of a scientific, honestly, not even discovery, miracle of the fourth dimension and of a human that exists in the third and can only conceptualize the third

being able to view into the fourth dimension that's why I sleep so much I'm astral projecting when I do that like an insidious so people might say oh you're just lazy narcolepsy poo poo

for me I'm astral projecting I'm remote viewing when i do that i'm traveling to far off lands i'm breaking out of the upper atmosphere into the lower levels of space i'm getting further out each time i do it and i'm slowly slowly unraveling the very fabric of space time and peeking at what's beyond it. Here's Matt Watson, and here's the truth. The truth, Matt Watson. Except instead of them flying away from each other

when they collide, they melt into one brand new lighter. Yeah. So Luke, just don't show, i'm sorry luke but don't show them never mind luke just just just just show your penis again my goodness you like showing it it's all right it's a nice penis nothing to be jealous about but it's still a nice penis i know i know we don't proof watch these episodes,

so I mean, technically Luke could put a real picture of his penis right there in the Patreon cut. Upload it to YouTube and we wouldn't even catch it. True.

And it probably would go out and people wouldn't even notice until they get to this. It would get flagged probably before going out. I don't know. How good is the system at recognizing genitalia?

I don't know. Sex gets uploaded to YouTube every single day. You can go on YouTube, search sex or big breasts, sort by newest, a lot of porn there. Or go to r slash sex on YouTube. I don't know if that's a real subreddit. I was watching a clip from a movie on YouTube the other day.

Completely caught me off guard. Breasts, boom, right there. On my YouTube, yeah. Were they nice? Yeah. Okay. It also wasn't the worst thing in the clip it was a clip from Schindler's List

is there a pair of bad breasts? yeah I've met your mother Ryan then why do you continue to sleep with her if she has such bad breasts? power dynamic of what? someone who has no breasts and someone who has bad breasts?

no it just makes me feel better this is the narcissism thing again yes yeah well i mean to go i mean you did fall asleep to your own music in hawaii so i did yeah i woke up on the couch was it still playing your stuff no no maybe it was. Imagine. No, I was, got drunk in Hawaii and I was showing Ryan some of my music and then just fell asleep.

It was nice. I fell asleep to your music. Sorry. No. I woke up embarrassed the next morning. Did you? I did.

I felt very embarrassed, actually. Well, you should be. It was very embarrassing. It was embarrassing. Especially the way you treated our wait staff. Well, they deserved it. The food was like, it took 45, you expect to wait at least an hour.

It came in 45 minutes. It wasn't that long of a wait. It wasn't the wait time. It was the quality of the food. Well, they have the wait, the wait staff has no say in the quality of the food. When I have Wagyu beef, A5 Wagyu beef, I expect it. That's the chef. That's the even go up to like managerial position.

It's all the same shit, Ryan. It's all the same shit. It's not the same shit. These people, they're just there to take your order. They should be well trained enough to be able to look at that A5 Wagyu beef and go, that's not up to snuff. Well, they didn't know how you ordered it. How were they supposed to know that you were that?

Look, not a lot of people have ever heard of extra, extra well done. Like no one like that's not like a thing most people hear. So if it comes out kind of self-explanatory, extra, extra well done. I get that. I want that Wagyu burnt to a crisp. I want to dip it in my ketchup, lick my lips and go home, baby. Imagine ordering A5 Wagyu beef. Extra, extra well done. Like crispy black. Nice potato chip meal. If you went to a really expensive fancy steak restaurant and you asked for their finest cut of beef to be,

some of the most expensive beef in the world, to be cooked to that, do you think they'd say no? Probably. They'd probably go, we can do well done i don't know what extra extra well done is make it black and crispy they'd be ruining it they'd be ruining it but what if you're paying for it what the customer wants you're paying for it and the customer is always right ryan that is true i was taught that you were taught that i was taught that anyone who's worked in the service industry like matt and i absolute i mean youtube is the service industry yeah Matt and I. Absolute bullshit way of thinking. I mean, YouTube is the service industry. Yeah. It's a little bit harder than those little fast food jobs.

What I would give to go back to Food Lion, making $7.25 an hour. Same. Going back to... Stocking shelves. Working fast food and... Pulling the carts in from the parking lot and going and getting all the ones

that people leave out and about oh i love doing that on purpose when i finish with my groceries i'll push the cart right in between two parking spots i could just walk even if it's right next to just walk 10 feet or i could make it so it potentially blocks two parking spots that's the ultimate litmus test of if you're a good person or not. If you take your cart back? Yeah, because... I take my cart back. I take it back every time.

You do? I do. I watch. You've seen it. Because here's the thing. There's no negative consequence for you leaving your cart out. That's why it's precisely the best test. And putting it back, you get no praise for it.

No. You don't get a reward for it. You can give yourself praise. Sure. Every time you go... You can look around, look at all the carts that i don't go i'm not as bad as those people but ultimately it's it's it's it's a selfless act that only exists for the benefit of of working employees and other people in the parking lot and they appreciate they they love us

for the employees do they they they they they they I'm sure at night, see, we don't get the gratitude ourselves, but at night they think back to, man, a few carts were in the carpool this time. Next time I see an employee in the parking lot, after I put my car back, I'm gonna go, you're welcome. What a, you know, doing your job for you. What are you even getting paid for, asshole? Well, that's the mentality a lot of people have. It's like, well, someone's getting paid to do it.

It takes nothing to make their job a little easier and do your part. Someone is getting paid to do it. As someone who did that, what percentage of carts were put away and what percentage were left out if you had to ballpark it? I'm sure it changed day to day, but overall, your time working. I would definitely say, like, it was different day to day, as you said, but sometimes 50-50.

I would say, like, I would find most of them in the right, like, in the car area, except they'd all be, like, you'd have to... Staggered? Yeah. That's better than nothing. People just don't... So it's better than nothing,

but the thing that sucks about people leaving them out is that since it's not in the designated spot, you have to walk over to the far left side of the parking lot, then over to the far right, then maybe a little behind the building where someone just parked to wait for someone to buy groceries and then come in and load it. It's like the carts just cook. We found carts just sometimes in like the grass, like there's this grassy field kind of like outside where people just would have to hop the curb. Maybe some people just fuck around with the carts. Just play with them.

Yeah. I, you know, I'd be lying if I said that when I was maybe 12. You ride carts? My friends and I maybe in the parking lot would ride in the carts a little bit. Put them back though. Put them back. riding the carts a little bit. It's fun to put them back, though.

Of course. But, you know, I don't... If I go to put my cart back and they're all over the place in the thing, I don't necessarily... I don't organize them. No. I'll push mine in. I'll try to put it in another cart.

Sometimes I'll just put it back with the rest of them. But, you know, I'll always... If there's a line of them, I'll always push it all the way in. It's kind of like a little guilty pleasure of mine. It's not all the time. Every's kind of like a little guilty pleasure of mine uh it's not it's it's not all the time every now and then like if i have nothing to do i'm like all it is is just going home and relaxing i guess after this i'll just look and if there are carts around i'll just like collect some of the carts and put them in there and stack them right. There's just something about it.

It brings me back to like the food lion days. Yeah. But it's not like I'm, I'm walking everywhere. It's like five car spaces. Right. Around. If I just see that.

I've done that before. You just, there's a couple around. It's just like, you know, help someone out. It's fun. It's nice.

It's a little collection game. Whoever invented the mechanism on the shopping carts to be able to compact them together, genius. They are. You know what we should do as a prank? Whatever happened to mini shopping carts? When I was a little kid- I used one yesterday.

That's all I ever wanted. I went to Whole Foods yesterday. One of the ones where you have to go all the way down here? Oh, the little- Or you pull it with the big pole? I thought you were talking about the ones that are short. Oh, no. I used one of those yesterday at Whole Foods.

Those are fantastic. Yeah. Because sometimes I go to this grocery store and I'm getting too much stuff for a basket, but not enough stuff for a big ass shopping cart. No, sir. Remember the ones that had the little car on it? For the kids? It would have the, yes.

Oh, dude. Well, can't fit in those these days. Oh, you can. Well, you could probably. I don't know. I'm long, man. You can straddle the seat. I'm 6'8".

I don't know. I have to really climb in there. Imagine how embarrassing that'd be. Justin. Justin could definitely fit in one of those. We could get him one. It's a birthday present? Yeah.

Late birthday present. I mean, next year. Imagine how embarrassing that'd be. You and I are at the grocery store. I get in one of those kids' carts, get stuck, and the fire department has to come and get me out. I think I wouldn't be embarrassed.

Would you think it's funny? Yes. Would you try to help me out? I would try to help you out, yeah, but if the... You'd have to be the one to call the fire department. That's fine. My buddy... Yeah, my 27-year-old friend is stuck in the children's shopping cart. I just have to be the one to call the fire department that's fine my buddy yeah my 27 year old

friend is stuck in the children's shopping cart I just have to watch it and I would feel bad in the moment I'd probably be a little nervous I'm powerless you could push me into oncoming traffic I could do nothing about it you know what's a good prank we should do let's go to the grocery store later get a whole bunch of locks and

lock the carts together ooh okay you got me a little excited so excited that I'm gonna end the podcast and not only that I'm gonna remind you suckers that you can watch an extended version of this podcast at

Patreon where you only have to pay five smackaroons a month now it's not just an elongated version of this podcast. It's just an extra show you get called the After Show. The lighting's different. That's right. You only get it on Patreon.

You can also get other exclusives, like... There's lots of stuff on there. I'm sending it off to you. Oh, oh, I thought you just blanked out. No. You know. Um, you know, there's lots of bonus stuff. If you like our mail videos, you can see the much extended cuts of those.

There's sneak peeks. There's Q&A videos. There's, uh, there's, uh, you get this podcast early. You get this podcast ad-free before it hits any of the streaming services. Hello? You get all sorts of good stuff. We put some unreleased scrap stuff on there, put little treats, just whatever you want to post.

It's only five bucks a month and you support the boys, especially because our ad revenue has been lately. So that'd really help us out. So thank you guys. And we'll see you next week. And see you in the after hours. Bye guys. Matt and Ryan, that was not funny, but I love super mega.

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