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Huh.
Nice.
Sick.
Well, well, well, what do we have Sick. Blazing about spending the government's dime. Sorry, the hardworking man's dime.
And what are you doing right now?
Listening to a YouTuber's podcast.
Well, we couldn't be any more excited that you're here to listen. And we couldn't be more grateful that, you know, you chose to spend your day with the funny brothers, Matt Watson.
Ryan McGee.
That's right.
We've got a super mega cast.
The super mega cast.
Right, right.
You know, it's a very special episode today.
Megacast.
The Super Megacast.
Right, right.
You know, it's a very special episode today.
Ryan and I are on our primo top game next level bullshit.
Oh, yeah.
We're back on that bullshit, ladies and gentlemen.
We are back on that bullshit.
I'll tell you something.
And to prove it, take a look at this.
You see this?
Matt's holding up a picture.
Matt, what's the picture you're holding up to display?
The picture I'm holding up, brother, it's a very special picture to me.
It's Eminem's mugshot.
It says Slim Shady on it.
Is that a real mugshot?
No, it's strictly promotional for Slim Shady.
It would have been better if he... Does he have an actual mugshot out there?
I'm sure he's been arrested.
Should have probably used that for the promotion.
You have the ability to use your own...
Sorry, I don't want to get too into the episode,
because I have a surprise for you, Matt.
You have a surprise for me?
I do, I have a surprise for you.
It's a surprise for us.
You serious?
But you don't know it, so it's a surprise to you.
It's not a surprise to me, I already know what it is,
but it's still a good thing for both of us.
Yeah, okay, lay it on me.
Now, we haven't partaken in a certain experience in quite a few episodes.
So, feast your eyes on this little vial of poppers.
Oh.
I, you know, I...
I don't know, after just getting out of rehab I don't know
come on dude
look look come on it's like old times watch
watch watch watch
come on
nah man
dude they just
just a sticker
I don't know dude they warn me about guys like you in rehab Nah, man, dude, they just... Just a sticker.
I don't know, dude.
They warn me about guys like you in rehab.
Dude, what?
About risk takers? Come on.
About people who are just better than you in general?
Who have the brave...
Basically what I'm saying is people like me are brave.
Do you not agree?
I agree. You're brave.
Brave enough to indulge in some things that make me be a little happy.
Okay?
It's the only way I can get through the day.
And I have the courage to pick that up and snort it
every time
I have the courage every goddamn day
to snort that shit
yeah but I mean
poppers for those who are wondering what we're talking about
I specifically went to poppers rehab
and I was in there for like two and a half weeks
and then like I mean the first episode
I kept throwing rocks at your window
I know and I never checked because I knew you would
be outside the window
holding up the poppers bottle.
It's like, I just got out this weekend.
Why would you start the podcast by tempting me with poppers?
Because you're back in the free world, baby.
That is true.
I am out of rehab, which means—
Do you have the courage to take some poppers?
These are questions that friends ask.
It's like, do you have the courage,
even though you've had five shots,
do you have the courage to drive home,
to have the responsibility to drive you and your friends home,
even though you drank too much?
I can't do it, Ryan.
I'm sorry.
I popped out of that lifestyle.
I left it behind.
Completely?
I left the pop style behind, man.
The pop life.
I thought it was going to be a good opening surprise.
No, it's the thought that counts, Ryan.
It was a great opening surprise.
It really was.
But I learned a lot in rehab, and I made a new best friend
while I was in the rehab clinic for poppers.
Who?
His name is Jesus Christ.
I don't want you to be jealous.
This is made from natural supplements.
This comes from a flower, someone told me.
Just squeeze it out the root
my new best friend told me that
you know
temptations
you know
substances
it's the devil's way of getting inside of us
I feel like we're way far off track
I don't want the devil inside of me
getting inside of me
fine you won't do poppers
I don't want you to get mad at me Getting inside of me. Fine. You won't do poppers.
I don't want you to get mad at me.
We don't have to go on for 20 minutes about how you don't want to do it.
I just thought it would be fun for a couple of friends to have some poppers together.
It's not that I wouldn't think it's fun. Make a 20 minute goddamn speech.
We get it.
You don't want to do it.
Talk about Jesus throwing him under the bus.
Using him as your excuse. I'm not throwing him under the bus, using him as your excuse.
I'm not throwing Jesus under the bus, man.
He's my new best friend.
I learned a lot.
I learned a lot.
Jesus thinks I'm cool.
You think he thinks I'm any less cool because I do poppers?
No, he thinks I'm more cool.
I don't know if he thinks you're more cool.
Oh, well, you can only think.
I know he thinks that I'm more cool.
How do you know that?
Have you talked to him?
Yep.
What, do you talk to Jesus on the phone?
Every night.
I still pray.
No, you don't.
Every morning and every night. Yeah, and I bet? Have you talked to him? Yep. What, do you talk to Jesus on the phone? No, you don't. Every morning and every night.
Yeah, and I bet you $20 he doesn't
fucking, you don't hear his voice
in your head saying, yeah, Ryan, you're more cool.
Granted, it's more of a feeling.
You just feel like he thinks you're more cool than me?
Yeah. You're trying
to pin me against Jesus now.
Not gonna work, brother. Not gonna work.
Because Jesus last night when I was
praying told me that he thinks I'm actually cooler, and he actually told me last night that you were going to do this exact same thing. He said that, you know, Ryan's going to give you poppers and you're going to turn them away. And then he's going to say that I said that I think he's more cool, but that's a lie. So just be prepared for that. So I came into this knowing that that was going to happen.
Yeah, let's just say maybe you should find a new friend to trust better.
Because I guess your friend Jesus ain't too trustworthy.
Towards you.
He's trustworthy towards me.
Not going to notice that I said I have.
She's going to gloss over, talk over me like I didn't even say anything.
Like you always do.
Who?
You.
The one who never listens.
No, I said who's your friend?
Who's your new friend?
Oh, now you're interested.
Now you're jealous.
I'm not jealous.
Little guy goes by the name of the Holy Spirit.
Yep.
He's in my pocket too.
Almost got the whole fucking family. No, you just have one.
Nope.
All you have is the Holy Spirit.
You don't have Jesus Christ or the Father God.
Jesus Christ is in my pocket just as much as the Holy Spirit.
No, he's not, dude.
He's not in your pocket.
He told me that.
As I said, it's a feeling.
And he told me you would say this shit today.
As I said, it's a feeling.
All right, the Holy Ghost, maybe.
You know, maybe I'll give you that, okay?
I'll give you the Holy Ghost.
But you don't have Jesus Christ, and you don't have the Son.
You don't have the Father.
I don't think you can speak for Jesus, and I think it's pretty damning.
All right, how about, hold on, give me a second.
How about I pray about it?
Jesus Christ.
Yep.
He just said, he said, Matthew, you can actually speak for me on this podcast episode.
Hold on, is that right, Jesus?
Yeah, he just gave me permission in my head when I prayed to him.
He said, I'm allowed to be his representative on this episode of the podcast.
I think you just talk to yourself.
I talk to Jesus Christ. I think you're a little child who plays games plays these little improv games with yourself telling you that you can you can
speak to jesus no i can't you think you're gonna garner a following because people think you're
closer to jesus when in reality you're just a sad sack who has to continue to leech and and and and
and use jesus as some sort of parasitic attachment you have to show that i
jesus loves me more you should follow me i'm i'm awesome i'm cool i never said i'm not gonna do
poppers with my best friend ryan dude yeah ryan it's don't don't take it so personally man
you're just pussy i'm not a pussy man i'm not a pussy, man. I'm not a pussy.
You look like one.
No, I don't.
Well, you know what, Ryan?
I think that a woman's private parts is a very beautiful thing.
So, thank you for calling me beautiful.
You think that's beautiful?
No, it looks like a fucking dog's mouth, dude.
Looks like a dog's gums and lips.
It's disgusting.
That's what I think.
Putrid.
It's so gross.
It's so freaking gross.
That gash? Uh-uh.
None for me, thanks.
Jesus never
indulged in
the pussy, did he?
Well, the Da Vinci Code would tell
you that he did, but, you know, I don't
subscribe to that. Well, it didn't
say strictly that it was intercourse.
That's true. It was just that he had a wife. Yeah. A, it didn't say strictly that it was intercourse. That's true.
It was just that he had a wife.
Yeah.
A lot of people were upset about that book, The Da Vinci Code.
A lot of people were upset about The Golden Compass as well,
and that has a big giant polar bear in it.
So people will just get mad at shit for no reason.
People like getting mad at shit for no reason.
It's fun.
It is.
I mean, like, I still like, it's fun to collectively go at something but all i think all humans share a common trait where it's sometimes it's fun to get mad at something
yeah to collectively come together you know raise yourself higher than the thing that
makes you feel better it does you know i didn't i didn't do that. I didn't behead five guys last week, so I should feel better about myself.
Yeah, dude, you got head from five guys last week.
Thank you, man.
Thank you for giving me a fist bump on that one.
It's a compliment.
Even though it was framed as a diss.
Why would that be a diss?
Well, it's not a diss.
It is a compliment.
I'm actually proud of you for that.
Getting head from five guys in one week is actually a pretty, you but you meant it as a diss i want to go back to that
because it seems like i didn't mean it as a diss you misheard me you said no i didn't i didn't
yes you did luke replay it yeah dude you got head from five guys last week now actually luke and
replay it again yeah dude you got head from five guys last week no actually, actually, Luke, don't replay it. Replay it one more time. Yeah, dude, you got head from
five guys last week.
You're stupid and wrong.
No, I'm not.
Because I got head from ten guys
last week. Congratulations.
And when I said
it was a diss, you know why
I said it was a diss? Because you only
got head from five guys last week.
Oh.
See?
See.
I got head from ten guys last week.
Ten.
That meant on some days, I was doubling it up.
That's sick.
Thanks, man.
How many days?
I doubled it up on three or four days.
Tell me about them in detail each day.
Do you remember the blowjobs specifically?
I don't need to go. I don't
owe you that.
It's just a podcast. We need to fill up some air time.
You're the one that brought it up in the first place.
Talking about fellatio, dude? I don't think so.
First you brought up that I
was giving blowjobs to five
guys. I said getting head.
I never said giving head.
And then you said you received head. Did you give blowjobs to five guys. I said getting head. I never said giving head. I'm sorry. I was getting head.
And then you said you received head. Was that a Freudian slip? Did you give blowjobs to five guys?
That's for me to know and for no one to find out.
But, and then you moved on
to you getting 10.
Yeah.
What's next?
11.
Okay. You know.
Are you going to say 12 next? No. If I said 11 are you gonna say 12 next
no
if I said 11
would you say 12
no
I'd keep it at 11
if it was uh
from the
you know
right friend
you know
if the right friend ever
you know
just decided to
well I hope he shows up
for you buddy
that friend is Jesus Christ
and scene what you think about that I hope he shows up for you, buddy. That friend is Jesus Christ.
And scene.
What do you think about that?
Pretty nonsensical.
No, I think it tracked perfectly.
That could have been a movie from start to finish.
You know?
So I started watching this episode of the podcast.
And, you know, all fine and dandy.
You know, they open up with maybe like a popper's bit but then it divulges into to them being friends with jesus and then the holy spirit and something about the da vinci honestly i couldn't tell you i mean it culminates in this
in this this they got into a fight over who got sucked off by the most dudes in one week and then
you know they brought it back to j somehow, and then that was the end?
It's a good start to a podcast.
It's a great story in and of itself.
What other podcast has started like this?
I don't think a single podcast ever has started that way.
Yeah, name four.
You know what's crazy?
In the grand scheme of things, there is a—
we're pretty early in the podcast game.
They'll be making podcasts 100 years from now.
Well, Joe Rogan has like thousands.
True.
Or over a thousand.
I don't know if he's hit.
Oh, he does.
He does.
I think he has over 2,000, which is ridiculous considering those are each like three hours long.
He's just a man that likes having conversation, man.
He likes just chilling, man. He likes vibes.
He likes good vibes. Having people
on. I can't fault a man for liking good
vibes. Ever. I mean,
he's doing what we do. We're just,
he likes bringing his friends on.
Ben Shapiro.
Matt Walsh. Matt Walsh.
You know, Stephen Crowder.
I know
people then are going to be like he also brings
left people yes yes
yes
but
in particular the groups of
people that he brings on usually have a very
anti
gay stance
I would say that only anti trans
or something
which is stupid in this day and age.
And yes, Joe does fight him back on that.
But it's still funny.
Joe knows all of this shit going in.
Yeah.
Like he knows what they're going to say and he knows that he's exposing it to an audience of millions of people that go.
This is interesting.
Yeah.
So I love it's just kind of like I love the what is a woman documentary. You know, it's just kind of like, I love the What is a Woman documentary.
You know, it's just amazing how you capture these people.
It's a really incredible piece of work, man.
And then later on, he's like, I'm just so surprised you're homophobic.
It's like he just doesn't pick up nuance on anything.
Joe.
He's playing 5D chess with his guests, actually.
He's literally the epitome of, like,
like, some guy, like, some dude scheming in a corner
and goes up, like, to him and is like,
hey, um, I'm definitely not planning anything devious.
Do you want to be friends?
And then he's like, sure, buddy.
He had a smile on.
He said he had some plans.
I mean, this dude was the nicest guy.
I tell you, this guy was the nicest guy to me.
You know, it's actually like, I shook his hand.
He had blood on his hands.
And it turns out later that he had just killed somebody.
And it's like, dude, I didn't see that coming.
I mean, come on.
I shook his hand at the bar.
He was the nicest guy to me.
Like, he shook my hand.
He was nice.
We went out to dinner.
We shared a meal.
You know, just us.
You know, you might be asking, maybe they're in a good mood because it's two millionaires having a steak dinner and having the best food in the world while not having to worry about this is too much.
Well, how are we getting home? Well, do I have to think about what I'm going to do to make money tomorrow it actually is insane
how quickly Joe Rogan went from
absolute
grief and sorrow
for me to just
fuck this guy
he had no place being in that ring
it's not a guy's son
why does it lie
and then instantly he's like oh yeah he sucks
yeah well
we both Why does it lie? And then instantly he's like, oh, yeah, he sucks. Yeah, well.
We both worked good.
You were great, Ryan.
You were great.
No, like, thank you.
But, like, you know, I lasted.
But the whole point of the event wasn't to see the top prowess in boxing amongst YouTubers.
It wasn't like, let's look at all the YouTubers,
then let's see who's interested in boxing.
Then let's see who actually has a good career,
who's trained a lot, and then let's put them together.
It was, let's take people who have never done this shit before, who probably haven't done most things
that require any athletic ability or skill.
And let's give them a certain amount of time.
For us, it was, I think i started training in december um so like you know four or five months of training yeah see what happens and you know we could we could have done better
but we did what we did and we came out on top hey man we saved those children we you know we got our asses whooped and guess what it's for charity and that's why i said we came out on top hey man we saved those children we you know we got our asses whooped and
guess what it's for charity and that's why i said we came out on top because ultimately you know
we saved all those kids we saved a lot of children they you know if we if you and i hadn't fought in
the first creator clash there'd be a lot of a lot more dead kids right now but you and i we saved a
lot of children's lives pretty cool right, right? It's pretty cool.
That's a cool magic trick. Actually, do you
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And this is the continuation of this episode of the Super Mega Cast,
where we are discussing...
Sorry, we are discussing.
I think I accidentally said disgusting.
We're not disgusting.
No, no, no.
We're discussing certain topics, certain things,
and we're laughing along the way sometimes.
If it makes you feel any better, Ryan,
I personally did not hear you say disgusting.
I heard you say discussing.
Good, good, good, good.
You know, your brain might be playing little tricks on you.
My brain loves to play tricks on me.
Plays tricks on me, too.
It actually is insane, you know, when your brain decides to play little tricks on you.
Do you ever see, does your brain ever play tricks on you where out of the corner of your eye you see, you see movement, you see something, like a black, a black shadow, like, move?
And you, like, jump and you look and there's
nothing yeah you know it'll just be like a it'll be like a car passing by or something and it gets
your brain to be like what was that like the blinds or something like i noticed cars passing
by the blinds and like it'll get my attention right away it enacts this fight or flight response
no i mean like a shadowy flash that is actually nothing do you get that ever
like it really is just your your eyes or your brain just playing a trick like nothing actually
moved it's just a you know uh no because i mean usually whenever that happens it is
something in your periphery like a shadow that like let's say it is like the sun changed and a branch just got in the way or something and you go, huh? You know, so you really never see shadows? No. It's probably because I do a lot of poppers. Maybe the secret antidote.
may be the secret antidote.
Hey, you're using your foot to push the poppers towards me.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
How did they get right here again?
I placed them on the table. And your foot was pushing them.
It was all by coincidence and happenstance.
You think after that crazy, confusing heart-to-heart we had
in the beginning of this podcast
that I would dare test you like this?
Or your friendship with Jesus?
No!
If you want me to take it away, I'll take it away.
No, no, no, no, no, stop. Wait, wait, wait.
No.
What?
Sorry, I'm getting a...
I got Jesus on the line in my head right now.
Hold on.
What's he saying? Really? I'm getting a... I got Jesus on the line in my head right now. Hold on. What's he saying?
Really? I just got out of rehab.
Alright, crazy turn of events. Big man upstairs just told me it's cool to do it.
He actually said it would make me cooler if I sniffed the poppers.
See, that's what I told you he told me. Remember when I said that in the beginning of the podcast?
I said something like that. I said that in the beginning of the podcast? I said, uh,
something like that. I said something similar to that.
Earlier, but he told me in my head
that I, not to do it.
But now he's coming back saying to do it.
I think...
Wait a second.
What if it's
the deceiver pretending to be Jesus inside
my head? What, you have an open
line to the deceiver at all times?
I hope not.
No, I don't.
That's dangerous, man.
I don't have an open line.
If you have an open line to Jesus and an open line to the deceiver, it gives the deceiver
a link to heaven.
Things weren't too good when he was in heaven last time, were they?
Oh, fuck.
It's the reason hell was created.
Because he was such an asshole.
He was a dick.
He's the ultimate hater.
He's like, fine, kick me out of your little group.
Guess what?
I made hell, you know?
Well, God created hell to throw him there.
Oh, that.
I think, right?
That's right.
But then he became the king of it.
Yeah, he's like, this is my space, baby.
That would be like if we had caught Bin Laden alive
and sent him to jail,
and then he became the king of jail.
And then it's just like, oh, God. I I mean, he runs the place and they love him.
We can't do anything about it.
We just send him to the Bahamas, to a particular resort and like the locals start to love him.
It's like, we can't, we can't.
There would be too many civilian casualties on the line of view.
You know, people that were, we have a lot of tourism that goes there. We still want to make
money. It's the whole thing of, like,
Napoleon, when he was exiled, they cast him
away to, like, a remote island. So we
catch Bin Laden, we're like, we exile him to an island
that's just, like, a really beautiful island in the Bahamas.
With, like, a
sandals resort. He's drinking out of coconuts.
He has to come up and be like,
oh, this tastes like poop!
He's just chilling on a sandals resort, going on the water slides and shit. He has to come up and be like, oh, this tastes like poop. He's just chilling on a sandals resort going on the water slides and shit.
He has to pretend to hate it whenever the U.S. troops show up.
They show up to check in and he's like, oh, I hate it.
They leave.
They make me stay out in the sun all day.
Another strawberry daiquiri, Mr. Bin Laden?
And all of a sudden he's looking looking like that's not what I ordered
that's weird
the Mai Tai
you're right this wasn't yours
the idea of
Bin Laden hanging out in the Bahamas
just living it up as his punishment
for the September 11th
terrorist attacks is
now that's a freaking image
you know
I would love to see AI create a picture of that.
Bin Laden living it up.
Hey, show me the body, dude.
Where is it?
Where's Bin Laden's body?
Why didn't I ever see it?
Why pay AI to do that when you could just not pay a bunch of interns from Canada to do the work for you?
That's true.
And it's a project for their school.
Exactly.
And then they could reference that project
on applications for future jobs.
But not with this company.
Even though we're an animation company, so to speak,
in this hypothetical abusing college students as interns.
Let's say we're an animation studio.
Sure.
Why would, given that we are an animation studio, hire in-house animators?
That's expensive.
Very.
So why don't we just, you know, contract it out, baby?
Or send it over to the Philippines.
Okay.
Have them do it.
Pennies on the dollar. Huh. Pennies on the dollar.
Huh?
Pennies on the dollar.
You thought I said penis on the dollar, didn't you?
I did, I did.
I didn't say penis on the dollar, but that's...
You said pennies on the dollar.
Now I'm imagining a guy with a dollar bill and he's got his cock on it.
He's going, hey, penis on the dollar.
Dollar bills are disgusting.
They are.
They're very dirty.
So imagine what that would do.
What diseases would ravage your penis if it...
Well, you also...
But you got to think that, you know,
it's very hard for diseases to survive
without, you know, a host or, you know, something.
Dollar's not very warm,
unless you keep it wet and in your pocket.
Also...
You can pee on the dollar to sanitize it.
Piss is sterile.
Mm-hmm.
Earlier, you know,
I brought up AI creating that image
of Bin Laden on the the beach and you said
well why have ai do it when you can pay not pay interns we're we're completely skipping over
something that's right in front of us what why do either of those things when we're already paying
our good friend luke to draw that picture for us here it is ladies and gentlemen thank you you're
watching the video version, here's Luke's
drawing of Bin Laden
at a sandals resort in the Bahamas
enjoying drinking out of a coconut.
It's got a little umbrella in it.
Really good job, Luke. And also, I
haven't seen the drawing yet, Luke, but let's be careful because
you are drawing
a terrorist. So let's make sure
that we don't bring any
negative stereotypes into your drawing.
I just want to make sure we get this.
You brought it up and I want to make sure we put it out there.
We are not saying that the person in your picture is a terrorist because they just so happen to be Middle Eastern.
The person in your picture is Osama bin Laden, head of a terrorist syndicate or ex-head of a terrorist syndicate.
He's probably the most famous terrorist of all time.
Yeah, so I just want to make sure it's...
Make sure it's out there.
Make sure, you know, maybe you have an arrow like,
this is bin Laden, so they don't just think it's a racist caricature
of a Middle Eastern man.
Then we call it a terrorist.
That's not the case at all.
It's actually a terrorist.
It's actually just a racist caricature of a terrorist.
Exactly.
Which makes it okay.
That makes it all good then, you know?
Because it's a terrorist,
we can get as racist as we want with that drawing.
Yeah, why not?
Luke can't.
So thank you, Luke.
It's fantastic.
And for the audio listeners, you know,
I think we described it pretty good.
So, you know, you can imagine what Luke's drawing looked like.
Or even do a rendition of your own.
Don't.
I don't want to do that.
I don't want to put that challenge out there.
Well, it.
YouTubers challenge fan base to draw terrorists.
Harkens back to our Starbucks challenge.
Oh, back in the kids with problems days.
Asking people to plant bombs in the Starbucks around the United States.
Bad idea.
Yeah.
Oh, you're talking about the Starbucks video.
But in reality, what I was referring to was when we told people to tell Starbucks to put ISIS on their coffee cups right before Merry Christmas ISIS, that little campaign we started.
Which was a funny sketch in concept.
Yeah. Merry Christmas, ISIS, that little campaign we started, which was a funny sketch in concept.
And then maybe the day, you know, ISIS, you know, kind of poor timing because the next after we dropped that sketch, ISIS kind of did a terrorist attack the next day in France. And we were like, all right, guys, stop with the challenge now.
That's enough with the oops.
Don't you don't even need to do the challenge.
Merry Christmas, ISIS.
Hashtag Merry Christmas ISIS hashtag Merry Christmas ISIS but you know a lot of those people probably had their own sharpies
ordered a coffee wrote it on
themselves and then sent the
picture I don't think too many people
actually asked can you
write Merry Christmas ISIS on
my cup maybe though cause ISIS
is a name
I knew a girl named ISIS
Ice Spice her name is Isis
really
so dude I
you're not still talking to Ice Spice are you
no she has ghosted
me
she seems so into me too
you know
well the weird thing is like she was
I want to see
see if you can find anything in your story that is similar to mine.
See if we can piece it together.
We, iSpice and I start talking.
We have our own Minecraft server.
We're playing every day.
We're talking probably four hours a night, you know, four to, okay, three to four hours.
Sometimes it's a little, it's a little light but
we're talking for a good bit and one day it's like hey you know you're friends with matt watson
can can you introduce me so you know remember when i brought ice spice as my date to that
wedding we went to uh-huh and you ended up not as my date we you know it wasn't a granted it
wasn't like a we didn't advertise it wasn't a granted it wasn't like a we didn't
advertise it wasn't a date we weren't together but like you know there was it's the way you
bring a date to a wedding yes you know not it doesn't necessarily mean that you're dating and
y'all got close and like a few you know a few weeks pass it starts to dissipate more in terms
of the attention and the calls and she starts not showing up to the Minecraft server.
What I'm saying is,
did you introduce iSpice to any one of your cool, rich, handsome friends recently?
I just want to say it's all water under the bridge.
I'm trying to help you out in this scenario.
Fuck. that makes so
much sense now I was wondering why she kind of stopped talking to me now fuck
yeah we were mean her we were playing Minecraft one night I mean you guys
played she plays it with a bunch of different people you know it's not like i was trying to take that from you guys but but yeah you said water under the bridge
so i'm just i did i did i'm just i'm listening i'm just paying attention yeah me and isis were
playing minecraft not the terrorist organization ice spice and uh i said hey you know i i got a
friend who's got a crazy server and he you know he's got some crazy stuff and hey, you know, I got a friend who's got a crazy server, and he's got some crazy stuff.
And next thing you know, we're in Fort Buskus.
And, yeah, Em and Toby, you know, she met Till Buskus that night on the...
So, for all I know, she's probably in Fort Buskus right now.
Oh, God.
It's all been a long con.
And who does Tilluscus know?
Who we recently collaborated with, not but a few months ago or so.
Maybe it was a year.
I'm bad with time.
Kyle Rittenhouse.
Yeah.
God damn it.
Ah, fuck.
She planned that from the start, didn't she?
She knew that.
Boom.
Ryan to Matt.
To Tobuscus. to Kyle Rittenhouse.
Oh, she's she is. She's a clever one. God damn it. That's obvious.
Granted, it was my stepdad, Jim, to Ryan. Yeah. But still, that's obvious.
You know, that's that's. Hmm. How did we not see that?
I feel used and abused. I do too, man.
I feel like I was literally just a rung of a ladder for someone to step on.
Just to get to that glorious fucking Kyle Rittenhouse at the top.
Should we warn Toby that this is coming?
This is coming down the pipe?
Be so happy.
I don't want to take that away from him.
You saw they went, he just posted recently, they went on a vacation to Iraq.
They've been posting pictures every day.
Yeah.
Beautiful country.
Yeah, I did.
Do you think maybe that was like the joke?
You know, they went as like a joke thing because he's like, hey, your name's ISIS.
You know where ISIS is from. What if we, you know, just as a like a joke thing because he's like, hey, your name's Isis. You know where Isis is from.
What if we, you know, just as a joke?
That would be weird, I guess.
It is a beautiful country.
But yeah, I did see those vacation pics.
And I forgot to bring my sun hat last time I went.
Oh, dude, your sunburn was awful.
I was complaining like a mother.
You were, but you were peeling, man.
We got back in the hotel room and you couldn't even get in the hot tub, because your sunburn was too
bad. I got in a cold tub.
Yeah, you did. But I don't know if we
should tell Toby. He seems so
happy, man.
Let him have this little bit of
happiness before the fall. And he'll shoot the messenger.
You know, he'll hate us.
That is true. Yeah, you don't want
to call out.
Okay, well, our hands seem to be tied
in this scenario
but yeah
I'm glad we got to the bottom of it though it seems like
we pieced together
a certain toxic pattern
and I've heard that from many people
that Kyle
Mr. Rittenhouse is a generous lover
oh really
yes I have
heard that who have you heard these things
from well you have to be close to these people to hear for so like oh no when you're someone like
kyle that he has a reputation for for what he can do with that hog with his little porky the pig he
can he's got a reputation for it let's just uh let's just say that uh mr rittenhouse
uh behind the scenes is known a little better for a different type of shooting
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He had a nice jawline, this Marshall Mathers. No, Marshall Mathers. Well, Kyle has a great jawline, this Marshall Mathers.
No, Marshall Mathers.
Well, Kyle has a great jawline, too.
If you can't gauge, Matt and I are actually racist.
Yes, very much so.
That's all right.
Whatever I tried to be genuine, I just wanted to make into a joke.
I'm like, our views don't, you know.
No, Kyle Rittenhouse is an awful human being, and we don't like Kyle the reason for that being
I lent him
some stuff and he never returned it
specifically I lent him
Pokemon Emerald
and that costs a lot of money these days
that goes for like 90 bucks on eBay
you even lent him your SP
I did and I have yet to hear back
I've literally texted Kyle like three times
Like hey man you know you've had it for two and a half months
The game doesn't take that long to beat
And I was wondering I didn't even ask for it back
I just said hey can you give me a general idea of when I can get it back
Nope
So you know that's what it is
And to all of the people that apparently get upset
Over us quote unquote
Lying so much
Like on the podcast I'm sorry that our lives are so
entertaining that the only way for you to cope is to call them lies i know it pisses me off when
people are like all they do on the podcast is make up these fake stories and these lies i'm like oh
i'm sorry you know that sitting in in a basement in indiana eating gruel all day is is you know, that sitting in a basement in Indiana eating gruel all day is, you know, what you think everyone does.
But guess what?
We're out here hanging out with Kyle Rittenhouse.
Or we were hanging out with him.
I mean, you know, I haven't heard from him in a while.
But, you know, we're out here doing awesome shit.
Yeah, maybe you should stop volunteering at a children's hospital and get a real fucking job.
Like YouTuber.
And maybe then you'll experience the exciting and whimsical lifestyle that we have
maybe one of these days you know i just i don't know people like i i've seen it every now and
there's like they just it's always these fake bits and it's like
were they there yeah they weren't they there they weren't there so it seems like a he said
she said doesn't it you know what it? You know what they do?
You know what they do when they say that we're liars?
You know what they're doing?
Crying, seething, coping.
They're crying, seething, coping, pissing, shitting, not coming, and they're bearing false witness.
Yep.
You know who else bore false witness?
Judas.
Judas.
That's right.
Guess how much he bore false witness for?
30 pieces of silver.
Isn't that insane?
Not even a slice of gold.
No, 30 mere pieces of silver.
No frankincense, no myrrh.
Betrayed the Christ.
Even though that would have been an awful,
silver is way more valuable than,
betrayed him for like a little bit of frankincense.
But afterwards he's like,
ah, that was a bad deal. I should have gone for the myrrh. He's like, that's why he wasn't upset because he betrayed Christ and felt bad about it. It was because he's like, I could have gotten so
much more. God damn it. Really? That's the deal I made? 30 pieces of frankincense? God damn it.
30 pieces of frankincense?
Fuck!
God damn it.
What even is- Frankincense is-
What are those?
Growing up, I always thought they were like-
I always thought frankincense was like incense, probably because of the name.
I thought it was a plant type shit.
Is it not?
Is it like a metal?
Oh no, is it-
Here we go.
What is frankincense, And does it even fucking exist?
It's a liquid.
It's an aromic resin used in incense.
So it is incense.
Oh.
I thought it was like some sort of nice smelling plantish type extract or some shit.
Judas finds this out and he looks and he has a little bag of rocks and he's like, wait a fucking second.
Oh my god, I'm so stupid.
Now what's myrrh? Myrrh is, right? That's a metal.
That's a plant?
The Marine Education Research and Rehabilitation Institute.
It's spelled with a Y.
Well, so education can be spelled with a Y.
I'm just giving you the first thing that popped up, okay?
It's a sap-like substance. It's a resin that comes out of cuts
in the bark of certain trees.
Okay, so that's the plant thing.
Okay.
Why the fuck, bro?
Why are they bringing this baby
that's just born in the freezing cold
incense and plants?
Bring him a fucking blanket.
How about that?
It's probably good for a baby's digestion
or something, you know?
Sure, but yeah, he's fucking freezing cold, man.
He was just born.
He can't even eat food yet.
Feed him the frankincense.
He could have some frankincense.
Maybe some of the myrrh to wash it down.
Give him a little sip of that frankincense.
Yo, we out here doing shots in the club.
We're in the club doing shots of frankincense.
Now, you didn't think frankincense was incense because it sounded similar, right?
That's 100% why I thought that.
Okay.
But look at that.
It worked out.
Everything worked out.
I'm fist bumping Matt.
I want you at some point to, you know,
lay me down in swaddling cloth
and anoint me with frankincense and myrrh.
Would you do that?
Yeah.
Is this your water?
That is my water.
Would you like some?
Oh, oops. I dropped something. Could you pick that up for me what is it hey dude oh my god man
sorry i fell on the floor what is that it's a it's a vial of poppers man oh what
looks like the lord is trying to tell you something
lord's not oh wait a second we were just talking about
liquids that you sniff right that's an interesting connection right god's plan
there are a lot of bad things that you wish and a wish and a wish and on me wait and we were just
talking about jesus christ and then you brought up Drake. That's a connection.
Yep.
Drake, like the dragon.
Well, it's not a dragon.
It's a, well, it.
The one that Christ slayed in Bethlehem?
Yeah.
Is that a Mormon thing?
Did Christ slay a dragon?
Honestly, I believe it if that was in there.
That Christ slayed a dragon?
A Drake.
A Drake, yeah.
Not our drake.
If Christ slayed our drake, you know, I'm going atheist.
A drake is in the non-mythical creature that exists even to this day.
Well, drake is a little, in my mind, a little mythical.
You know, he's got mythical qualities about himself.
He does.
qualities about himself he does he has a uh he has a uh habit of just uh no one who to befriend he knows who to he how do i put this he knows how to solidify long-lasting relationships Billie Eilish, Billy Bobby Brown.
Billy Bobby Brown?
Millie Bobby Brown,
Billy Bobby Brown.
Billy Bob Thornton.
Billy Bobby Brown.
Whoa.
Sorry, just that's another connection.
You know who loves doing poppers?
Billy Bob Thornton.
Does he?
That's three connections in a row, man. I think that that's the Lord trying to tell me something.. You know who loves doing poppers? Billy Bob Thornton. Does he? That's three connections in a row, man.
I think that that's the Lord trying to tell me something.
And you know who,
you know Billy Bob Thornton,
what movie he starred in, right?
Passion of the Christ.
No.
That wasn't him?
Bad News Bears.
He was in Bad News Bears.
The remake of Bad News Bears.
He wasn't in the Passion of the,
he wasn't Christ?
He was not in the Passion of the Christ. He was not in The Passion of the Christ.
He has never been in a movie, I don't think, that depicted Jesus.
I mean, this is a Mandela effect for me, dude.
I swear to God, Billy Bob Thornton played Jesus Christ in Passion of the Christ.
He was in a movie where he had ravenous sex with Catwoman.
He was in a movie where he had ravenous sex with Catwoman.
People thought that they were actually having real sex when they saw the movie.
I don't even know what the movie's title is.
Billy Bob Thornton.
Boink's a hot lady. I only remember when I was young, I was like, movie sex scenes, you know?
Billy Bob Thornton boinking Catherine Zeta-Jones.
It just popped up as one of them, you know?
There are a lot of classic sex scenes out there
You also come to peer pressure. No no way
Yeah, I'll pop off alright. Oh shit. Matt's about to pop off. You know what who needs rehab? Oh
Yeah, baby, you know what I'll pop off. Fuck, I feel the devil coming inside me.
Like, going and snot.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
No, I'll tell you something, brother.
I don't feel the devil coming inside me. I feel Jesus Christ coming inside me right now.
Yeah, you do.
Jesus, God, whoever you want.
It's just this warmness.
You can feel them coming inside of you you can feel
like the warmness filling your
stomach it's nice
yeah I can feel that warmth
that warm love of Christ inside of me
like after the release you get that rush
of like ahhh
after being uh after having them
come inside of you
is the uh does the audience get this joke?
I want to, maybe we should do a couple more iterations of it just to really make sure that they get the joke.
We could do iterations or we could just explain it.
No, I don't want to explain it.
I say we explain it by doing the joke more obviously.
It is a complex joke.
It's kind of hard to explain.
It's hard to get.
And, you know,
these YouTube podcast listeners,
they don't get this
complex type of stuff.
I mean, for Christ's sake,
they think our life is a lie.
Yeah.
You know, so,
they probably don't understand
this type of humor.
Oh, man.
I love it when Jesus
comes inside of me.
And just because you're breathing
doesn't mean you're alive.
So check us out
on Facebook, Twitter,
and YouTube,
our EB comes out,
you know.
Remember that?
it's a good reference bet y'all don't know it
I bet you $20 they don't get that reference
bet you they don't
I bet you $20 they don't get that reference
and that's a lot of money so that's a big bet to make
you get it though
of course I get it
when you whisper like that into the microphone
I can feel it tingling all over my body I know you get it. Stop, man. When you whisper like that into the microphone, I can feel it tingling all over my body.
I know you fucking get it.
Stop, man.
Stop.
You're sending chills down the spines of everyone listening right now.
Hey, editor Luke.
Hey, Luke.
You know Luke hates this, right?
I'm talking to you right now, baby.
Do you cut this or do you not?
Am I going to say something naughty so you might have to cut it?
I don't know.
You're just going to have to pay attention, baby. Are you going to say something naughty? So you might have to cut it. I don't know. You're just going to have to pay attention, baby.
Are you going to say something naughty?
I don't know.
He'll just have to cut it.
So Aziz Ansari is uncanceled, right?
Oh, yeah.
We owe him a big apology.
I think we all owe Louis C.K. a big apology.
Oh, I got an update.
I've been watching, um, I've now watched The Righteous Gemstones twice.
All the way through.
Twice in a row?
You liked it that much?
I did.
Third season's coming out soon, huh?
Next month.
Perfect time for a fellow South Carolina boy to give it a watch.
You know, it's really funny.
Everson's better call Saul Stop Daring.
Maybe there's something the boys could start watching.
Does it release on a certain day?
Weekly yeah
Dude you guys
On Sundays?
I
I don't know
June 18th if that's a Sunday
Start coming over
Having some wings again
Please please dude
It's so funny
You would love it
I could binge it
It's 18 episodes
It's only 18
I've watched it twice
Is each episode 45 minutes to an hour
Nope
Or is it like 24 to 25
Because it's HBO
They vary
Some of them are an hour And some of them are like 30 minutes.
Oh, shit.
Some of them are 45 minutes.
It's weird.
But it's really-
I do love John Goodman.
John Goodman is great in it.
Danny McBride is fucking phenomenal in it.
I don't-
And I'm not trying to start shit.
I'm just not the biggest fan of-
What's his name?
Divine?
Adam.
Adam Divine.
Adam Divine. I'm not the biggest supporter of him so it's a it's a
specific type of bro comedy for sure he plays the the same pastor does he play the same character
that he usually does in every single movie let me let me let me put it this the he's playing the
30 year old that that that looks young and acts the way he looks, essentially.
He acts like a middle schooler.
A 30-year-old that acts like a middle schooler.
Yeah.
Not like us.
Nope.
No.
He plays the youth leader.
Can we get a part in this show?
Dude, I would love to audition because they shoot it in Charleston.
I'm already tied with Danny McBride.
You know that.
Oh, yeah.
You're best buddies.
Yeah, we're tied, man.
After working on that shoot.
You know?
That long shoot, that grueling shoot.
It was an all-day shoot.
Crazy thing is it actually was an all-day shoot, even though I had just a non-speaking
extra role.
But you got to stand before his grace.
He was very funny.
And you also got to stand before, what's that other dude?
The goofy sounding name?
Ryan, I re-watched, now I've watched Vice Principals.
Was not Walton Goggins.
So you lied.
I thought that he was on set.
What happens to liars, Matt?
I didn't know Walton Goggins back then. So I thought that he was on set was not him what happens to liars Matt what happens to liars I didn't know Walton Goggins
back then
so I thought that
it was him on set
and then I went back and watched
cause I never actually
wasn't he in Vice Principals
he is the main character
Walter Goggins
yeah
Walton
Walton
don't call him Walter
I thought the main character
was Danny McBride
or they're both
are they competing
Vice Principals
yeah they're competing for
the role as Vice Principal and then it gets oh I thought they were like Vice Principals at different Yeah, they're competing for the role as vice principal.
Oh, I thought they were vice principals at different schools.
No, they're the same.
So basically, but yeah, Adam Devine plays a character where he's the youth pastor that is trying to be hip.
But his character is really fucking funny.
And what I say is the way he dresses.
He has the gel hair and the beanie and all the necklaces and the V-neck and shit.
So funny.
But Walton Goggins in is undoubtedly the best character in Righteous Gemstones.
I do like him.
He plays this like he had some hilarious lines in Django.
He did.
He had some really funny ones, didn't he?
He no, dude, he he plays this like old pastor type guy guy that's, like, just real sleazy named Baby Billy.
Baby Billy.
Yeah, and he's, like, really red and has, like, white hair and...
He got his start, like, he start, I'd say he was maybe recognized from Justified.
Justified, and then he was in Sons of Anarchy.
Oh, okay, he was in Sons of Anarchyarchy and then Quentin picked him up for a moot he started just showing he was in
um he was in Django he was in the uh
what's the snowy cabin the crazy eight
or whatever the fuck it's called
hateful eight yeah hateful eight yeah
he's he's crazy he's really he's a
phenomenal actor but uh I will say uh
Righteous Gemstones you know uh
is his best work?
in my opinion yes
is John Goodman
good in it?
John Goodman is good man
he uh
he's very good
it's also just
you know
they shoot in Charleston
obviously
and remember
on the last episode
I talked about
how they shot at the restaurant
across from my Chick-fil-A
I did
they show my Chick-fil-A
that's right in the final episode of season 2 across from my Chick-fil-A? I did. They show my Chick-fil-A.
That's right.
In the final episode of season two,
they show my fucking Chick-fil-A.
Full shot.
And I went,
if you thought I did
the Leo thing like that last time,
holy freaking crap, Lois.
I went, oh my God,
there it is.
You can see the drive-thru
and everything.
You know,
I think enough time
has worn off.
While these were poppers,
it was also, in fact, a truth-telling serum.
What?
Because I have something to ask of you.
What?
Where were you on January 6th?
I was here.
Just hanging out man
I was
I was here man
hanging out
playing some pocket pool
I was in Washington D.C. yep yep i knew it i knew it yep
not for the reason you think though i knew it not for the reason you think
okay so let me let me tell my side of the story all right i show up with my with my protest signs and everything excited for you to be there i text you where are
you and you say oh sorry i missed my flight and now thanks to this goddamn truth telling serum
i found out you were actually there ditching our a fun hangout sesh with your boy who who was so important that you had to not want not only did you have
to ditch me you probably had to cautiously look out every every few minutes to make sure i wasn't
in sight and my signs were awesome i spent a lot of time on those goddamn signs ryan i I didn't want you to find out this way, man.
Listen, it's not that I didn't want to protest at the Capitol with you that day.
It's just another friend invited me, you know, and it's another friend group.
And I just don't, I didn't think that you guys would vibe, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings and, you know, flake on you.
So I just, I just said, no, I'm sorry.
I can't.
So I went and hung out with them.
I just said, sorry, I can't.
So I went and hung out with them.
It's just like, there's not... Like, that's a once in a lifetime...
It's like Haley's Comet, you know?
It's a once in a lifetime thing.
I mean, it's all over and done with now, so...
Oh, man, these other friends,
I just don't know if you vibe with them that well.
I fucking knew it, dude.
Should've listened to Jesus.
Speaking of Jesus, Ryan, I mean, you sniffed that truth serum too, didn't you?
That's right.
You sniffed it as well.
Yeah.
You just laid all your fucking cards out on the table, didn't you?
You know, you could've gone this whole time without telling me that was truth serum.
But now you've told me that?
You know, I still would have answered the same anyway.
I would have told the truth without even realizing I had sniffed truth serum.
But now look at you.
Look like a damn fool, that's what you look like.
So can I ask you a question, Ryan?
No.
No.
So, do you like my music?
What the?
That yowch stuff?
Is that what?
Do you like it?
Like, is it, do I make good music or?
Yes, I'm actually jealous of your musical capabilities.
Really?
Really?
Damn you, Matt Watson.
Damn you for making me speak from the heart.
Hey, Ryan, I got one more question to ask you
would you like to
you know maybe
do the Patreon exclusive after hours
show now
Patreon is that the same place with people
can all you know they pay $5
to join they become a patron of SuperMega
and then they not only get the after show for the podcast, but they get Uncle Sleepover,
which is uncles Matt and Ryan commentating over movies, the most recent one being the
Social Network.
And so we do that.
We upload it.
And then, you know, all the nieces and nephews get to watch it along with us.
That's right.
That's that new show, too.
It has our new show on there, as well as, you know, for each episode of this podcast,
an additional paywalled segment.
Pretty cool.
Pretty cool stuff
where you get to hear
all the juicy gossip.
Uncut mailroom episodes?
Uncut mailroom episodes.
Oh, whoa.
And, you know,
even, you know,
Q&As, Q&A videos
where you can ask us questions
and we'll answer them.
Even, like, curated playlists and just behind- behind the scenes stuff and all sorts of fun stuff.
Extended versions of popular videos, you know, whatever.
Also, you know, I think something to mention before this cuts out is that, you know, since it was Truth Serum,
you know, you know that we were telling the truth the whole time and there was no gaslighting or fantastical stories.
That's right.
We were telling the truth.
That's right, actually, because for all the loons who call us liars
about the stories we tell, guess what?
We were on truth serum the whole time.
Yep.
That's right.
So how could we be liars if we both had some truth serum?
Unless it's the stuff that makes us look bad
then that was simply jokes no or uh anything that can be taken out of context ai yeah it was deep
fakes anyway we'll see you next week and we'll see our patrons very very soon yeah maybe uh right now
maybe you're actually watching this episode early and no ads
on patreon or you're watching on youtube or listening to it on a streaming service and
you're gonna go you know what now i'm gonna go right now and give those fucking bozos five bucks
and next thing you know i'm gonna listen to more super mega cast the secret sauce let's do it bye
guys
bye bye Matt and Ryan that was not funny but I love super mega
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