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Episode Date: June 17, 2023

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Fuck! Nice, dude. This is fucking bullshit. No? Started with a perfect classic prank. Oh, man. You told me to repeat what he said. What classic?

You said what now? Say the last thing that you said. What did I? You said what now? I'm not as... You tried, Hunter. I saw you try to get him back. It didn't quite work, though.

I'm too stupid. Here, Hunter, try it one more time. I can't remember what I said. Try it one more time. With who? Do it again. Say the last... Your dog's butt.

Yes! Now I got him. Can't believe he fell for it. God. With who? Do it again. Your dog's butt. Yes! Now I got him. Can't believe he fell for it. God. Ladies and germs, welcome to the Super Mega Cast. We have a very special guest today. You know him, you love him.

You've seen him on the cast before. And if not, maybe you're a new viewer. He's the best guest we've ever had. Ever. Hands down. He works for Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon. That's right. He was actually the lead.

He was the lead art director on Adventure Time. Ladies and gentlemen, Pendleton Ward. That'd be dope. You could get Pendleton Ward on here. I doubt it. Easy. Think so? Absolutely.

Mr. Adventure Time? Yeah, Mr. Adventure Time. Like a halfway through or like it was at its highest, and he's like, Do you think we could get Zach Galifianakis on? Probably. Or Ziz Ansari? Probably. These are all, I think, extremely reasonable things. My mom runs a pickleball podcast, and I'm not even joking.

In two weeks? Literally, I'm not even joking. I swear to God. No way. I swear to God. Is it the only one that exists? I'm going to say the name, and I'm going to cover my mouth so they can't read it. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's called ****. Okay. Literally. And in two weeks, they're having David Spade on it. I'm not even joking. Dude. When I was with his mom, she was **** with his mom. Yeah, man.

She ****. I got to bleep all of that. I got to bleep all of that. It's all got to be bleep. It was great wordplay, though. Yeah.eped. I got to bleep all that. I got to bleep all of that. I got to bleep. It was great wordplay, though. Yeah. It was great wordplay. It wasn't anything horrible.

No. It just, it would. Yo, you know what's crazy, dude? I saw, like, I found some random podcast where this guy talks about like music collections, like cassette tape collections and shit, and he had like 2,000 views, and he fucking had Eminem on as a guest. I was like, what? I don't think it's as hard as you think to get some of these people, especially whenever you have, well, not even if you don't have the size of it, I mean, but you guys have

a very popular podcast. I did see Adam Freeland. He has guests like Neil deGrasse Tyson and Matty Healy and Mac DeMarco and, you know, Binging with Babish. To be fair, that's probably one of the biggest podcasts in the world right now. You know what I didn't do? What? You know what I did do today? What?

I texted Matt and I said, can I go on your podcast? You texted last night. Because you called me last night. You called me last night, yeah. I texted you last night and I was like, can I go to your podcast? You texted last night. Because you called me last night. I texted you last night and I was like, can I go to your podcast? Because you guys never invite me more. No. It's not like you live down the street.

Wait, hold on. You live in another state. So, of course, I didn't even know you were going to be in town. You called me and said, hey, I'm going to be in town. Can I come on the podcast? I'm a bad guy. If I knew you were going to be in town, if I knew you were going to be in town, called me and said hey I'm gonna be in town could I come on the podcast I'm a bad guy if I knew you were going to be in town if I knew you were gonna be in town would invite you but also I feel like I feel like it's almost a burden to invite you or to invite anyone when

they're only in town for a few days I feel like it's like hey do you want to come on the podcast it's like I feel like you're just using our star power are you abusing us your little channel that would be good I would actually love some help. We could give them a couple extra million views per video. I'd like that. Just by putting our name in the title. Yeah. Just Mega Ryan.

Listen, next animation you do, just put Super Mega in the title. Just throw it in there. We got one hell of a video that's at 1.2 million views together. It recently has gotten some traction. Blew up on TikTok. And Instagram Reels. My favorite comments of those are, this is how not to write comedy. together it recently has gotten some traction blew up on tiktok and instagram reels my favorite uh comments of those are how to you know this is how not to write comedy people basically being like this is the shittiest thing ever oh i was like looking at it because i'm like my god this thing has like a fucking million likes on instagram reels go check it out and i was like well if

people are sitting there and they're like you you know, this is fucking terrible. And I'm like, I thought it was funny. Hey, that's all that mattered is a group of boys specifically came together to create some comedy. That's all that matters. You know, I read some of the newer comments that came in and I saw a lot of, I don't know who these guys are, but this is effed up. Subscribed, stuff like that. And then also a couple of people that just didn't like it, didn't think it was very are, but this is effed up. Haha, subscribed, stuff like that. And then also a couple people that just didn't like it, didn't think it was very funny, thought it was offensive. You know what, I'm proud of that tune. Or video. I am too, I am too. You know what I gotta say to the people, the new people that think it's offensive?

Look at this camera, this one right here. Ryan, you wanna join me at the same time? You know what we're gonna do, right? Three, two, one. F U O I gave him the uh, the old, the old neener neener? Three, two, one. F-U-O. I gave him the old neener-neener. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You wanna get a little bit of this? I thought you were gonna say F- yeah.

Like that? That's what I think. If any new people who want to comment say that they don't like that video, I hope that your family dies in a car wreck. Me too. That's my favorite quote from Wings of Redemption. Really?

Oh, that's a great clip. It's a great clip. He gets very upset about... Whatever, I hope your family dies in an automobile accident. Whatever. Dude. You know,

me and Ryan, there were three YouTubers from South Carolina that reigned supreme. Me, Ryan, Wings of Redemption. Well, not anymore.

No. Then fucking Carl Jacobs came and just... Carl took off like a goddamn, like a rocket, dude. Dude, you know what's wild about Carl Jacobs was before he made YouTube videos, I would go hang out with a friend, and Carl Jacobs would just be over at the friend's house hanging out because he was friends with the little brother. So he would just hang out over there.

So I remember just seeing Carl Jacobs. Hold on. How was also he was friends with the little brother so he would just hang out over there so i i remember like just seeing carl jacob how old was he and how was the little brother uh he uh like a senior in high school and how was the little or maybe like a junior in high school or something how old was the little brother same age seven like so they were all like the same age so like i would just see carl jacobs every now and then around. Were you starstruck? Yeah. I was incredibly starstruck before the fame. I looked at him and I said, that's a charismatic guy. That's going to be Carl Jacobs one day.

You're going to be big. He's very charismatic. We met at a party. I've been doing that. I met him at the Streamer Awards and he was very nice. He tried to get us up to his hotel room, but he had to decline because we had somewhere else to go. It's not just like that I... Normally I would have said yes, but it was kind of like Carl, to me and Ryan, the intent

behind the words was what was really louder than the words themselves. So going up to the hotel room was, he kind of like was brushing his hand on my- He described it as nice and quiet. Yeah. And then he also, just for some reason, he had a bottle of red wine. Which I love wine. Wait, it was the brand that on the podcast

you've talked about how much you like and how you've even said it's almost like an aphrodisiac for you. Barefoot? And he had it. Barefoot red wine? 19 crimes. But, yeah, Carl, he was like, hey, what do you say the three of us go back up to my Embassy Suites hotel room, maybe split this bottle of 19 crimes, red wine, you know, maybe listen to a little Hobo Johnson.

And he was like, all these posers aren't even going to be here next year. We're going to be the ones still standing. He does. He does. In the fucking, in the room, he does that full NPR set with that Peach Scone song. We go up there. And it's so loud. In his fucking hotel room.

Imagine a girl going up to a hotel room with a guy thinking that like, we're about to have some sex. And he goes up and he has a little keyboard set up. He's like, watch this. Hey, what's your name? How are you? Oh, God. What happened to him?

He's still big. He's still popular. He's still kicking, man. He's making hundreds of billions of dollars each year. Did he ever make chocolate muffin? What? No, it landed. I liked it.

It landed. Chocolate muffin? No, Hunter, I guarantee the second you said that, at least 460 people listening went, which one's chocolate? The song's called Peach Scone It's another bakery I don't even care about his

Shut up, Ryan Relax, dude I can unironically see you being a big Hobo Johnson fan That's a big insult I can see you You're mad because I don't agree with you So now you have to insult me By insinuating that I like Hobo Johnson?

Yeah, because you're a piece of shit. What the hell? First, this asshole tells me to shut up. Then I have this second asshole berating me. I saw a goddamn fucking kid with you. Saw a kid walking down the street, and I was like, is that Ryan? And he had the big safety helmet on, the bib, and the Pokemon Go walking around. The bad thing about the new shinies is that they're just blue.

It should be Gweebus Blue. Well, it's... That's what you just said as soon as you walked in. Hunter, the problem is that some of them are green to start with. And then you evolve them and they change into a different color palette that's very similar to the... What do you actually get out of Pokemon Go? Exercise. That's not the only reason you like it, though.

It's a joy collecting. You asked me what I get out of it? Exercise. That's not the only reason you like it, though. It's not the only reason I like it. You asked me what I got out of it. I'm afraid... Positively, I had to answer that question when I got out of it. Because you're trying to make a positive answer out of it.

Really, you have a bad... Why would I... You get addicted. You get addicted to things. I do get addicted. And you need to confront that right now. It's an addiction that's led to a positive outcome.

Absolutely not. How not? Oh, really? Describe to me how it's not a positive outcome. You kept barking at that girl across the street when you were walking up the road. The woman, girl...

No, it was a girl. It wasn't a woman. Looks 36. 7. Looks 7. I'm with Ryan on this one. She looked at least 22. You guys, I'm not trying to say anything else, but if you guys think that's what that looks like, I don't even want to know the kind of girls you're bringing home.

Hunter, here, let me interject here, okay? Alright, let me interject. It's the joy of collecting. It's the joy of adventure of what am I going to see today on this app? You don't agree with the fact that I like a Pokemon, a mobile Pokemon game, so your first reaction is to call me a p***. I'm calling you a p*** because you were barking and trying to grab at the girl down the road. That had nothing to do with the game. Woman!

It was a woman. He was barking and trying to grab the woman. Okay? On the sidewalk. Just because she had a caretaker doesn't mean that she was... She just probably just... It was like Britney Spears had to have a caretaker doesn't mean that she was she just probably just was like Britney Spears had that exactly exactly kind of you look like the the monkey from Planet of the Apes which which one because that's the first one universe

the first Caesar because there's the first thing when Caesar sits there and they're like they're like grabbing Adam and stuff and that was kind of the people were pulling you away and he does that part was like oh I'm so sick that's that part's badass when he evolves I was about I was gonna be probably slightly offended if you said it was like the Tim Burton Planet of the Apes. Oh god with Mark Wahlberg. Yeah, I've been that one so long Tim Burton did a Planet of the Apes with Mark Wahlberg I think 2003 yeah I had no idea Tim Burton did a Planet of the Apes movie. It was so poorly received because it was supposed to be a new franchise

Paul Giamatti as a monkey. What paul giamatti as as a monkey paul giamatti as a full monkey and he's just like he's like i can't believe you'll have to address the council you'll have to address the council they can't move much they can't emote really at all and then mark walberg just confused all the time what what are you kidding me like him him in the happening is just him in that movie it's such a thing be really happening man so many people you know what's weird? People either know exactly how to do a Mark Wahlberg impression, or they know what he sounds like, but they cannot replicate it.

There's nobody who can kind of do one. You either nail it, and you're like, whoa. Like Matt's Stitch impression. I do a good Stitch impression. Want to hear it? Yeah. What should I say? Mark Wahlberg, you're a monkey man.

Mark Wahlberg, you're a monkey man. Right? That's good, right? That's pretty good. Like you could do better. Who's Stitch? Stitch, you're a fucking poser, Stitch. That's actually pretty fucking good.

Unironically, that's pretty good. So what, am I going to have to knock your fucking lights out or out or something you have to fucking knock you knock your Vietnamese lights out come on Yeah, that's a little rat somewhat some of the some of the Planet of the Apes posters though is uh They're edited Because of the crimes he did to that poor poor Vietnamese person multiple Vietnamese It's rise of the Vietnamese fucking shits because the police report says that he's like

yeah I punched that Vietnamese fucking piece of shit. That was in the police report? Oh yeah. He just doubled down. He wasn't like oh I. He beat that person up so badly he blinded him. No he meant it. He meant to beat them up. Yeah I know. But if you go on Google images you will see there's tons. And like it's in there it's rise of

the Vietnamese fucking shits and it's him like running and it's like Vietnamese people on like motorcycles and it there it's a rise of the vietnamese fucking shits and it's him like running and it's like vietnamese people on like motorcycles it's like at the bottom of the poster just says like you better run dude it's actually insane that like we talk about this a lot i think we've brought up the mark walberg hate crime thing quite a few times on many episodes he has a prayer garden now so he does i mean he does tick tocks of prayers you've probably already well we can get into mark Wahlberg. I mean, you probably already have talked about this, but he will not apologize. I prayed about it. That's all he'll say.

Hey, man. Has he never apologized? Literally, I don't think he has. He apologized to the man upstairs. That's all that matters. Well, he's just like, let bygones be bygones. Let bygones be bygones. He's just like, you know what? More like, let Saigon's be Saigon's, right? Wordplay. Vietnamese Saigon?

Okay. Poor taste, I'm sorry. But he was just too clever to... I like Mark Wahlberg now and all this stuff. He's trying to promote this really shitty athletic wear brand. And he just wears... At his home gym. But he wears it in every public.

He's like, it's all about marketing and reputation. And it's him going outside and his daughter's trying to get in frame he like grabs her fucking head and like pushes her out of the way get back sweetheart back see i've only seen the videos of him in his prayer garden talking about how important it is to be spiritual like to have spiritual awareness i saw a video of his prayer garden i didn't even know it was him until he turned around he's like it starts with him turned around he's literally one of those You gotta pray every morning I love you I love you I love you I love you

I love you You gotta pray to God To keep it in check You gotta pray to God I mean he like Walks off camera Keep those Vietnamese people Away from me

I can't control myself Around them You gotta pray to keep them away I see what you're saying It's like Five Nights at Freddy's You get a freaking jumpscare What did you guys think Of the Five Nights at Freddy's teaser?

Sick Okay because you had Involvement with the project Does that mean Are we allowed to talk about it Like in however way we want I actually don't think people realize that I actually had a part in that In making it

Well yeah you help design what they look like in the film And you help with the casting And Let's be honest I mean you did some co-directing Why did that make you break Cause it's ridiculous Josh Hutchinson's ridiculous. That you would be trusted by a

major motion picture studio as a casting director? And then you chose a fucking what's his name? Josh. Josh Hutcherson? Is it Hutcherson or Hutchinson? Hutchinson. Sorry. It might be Hutcherson. Which one is it? You know what my favorite Josh Hutcherson movie is?

Hunger Games. Catching Fire. Mockingjay. Mockingjay Part 2. Bridge to Terabithia. No, no. Yes. Yeah. Because that lesbian atheist What? Drowns at the end. Remember? My dad got mad at me because I showed him that movie, actually. The girl's an atheist. She's like, man, I'm believing God, whatever. And I remember like all the religious girls in my school

are like, I don't like this movie. And then yeah, she drowns at the end. He's like, what happened to her? They're like, she drowned. First, way to spoil Bridge to Terabithia. Two, I don't like this movie. And then, yeah, she drowns at the end. He's like, what happened to her? They're like, she drowned. First, way to spoil Bridget Terabithia. Two, I don't think she was a lesbian. Maybe an atheist, but not a lesbian. Three, it's the only movie I've ever seen my dad die in. I mean, cry in.

Fuck. God, you threw me off with the eating pussy comment. It's the only movie I've ever seen my dad cry in. She does the Disney ear thing. Is that eating pussy? No no that's what they call it Once you're fucking let me finish Have you ate pussy yet? Oh yeah I got my Mickey Mouse ears in That's what I do every time I have- every time I got laid in school I'd be like

Oh! Dun dun dun dun But what were you saying? With one of those fucking fire- what the fuck? It's sparklers. The girl's in the bed like screaming because it's like so bright in the room. She wasn't a lesbian. I won't have this bridge to terabithia slander. She eats pussy in the movie though.

Why do you keep saying that? Dude, she's like... She does. She's like 11 in the movie. What are you talking about? It's a movie about two children. No. Yes, it is. Are you thinking of a different movie?

It's based off of a book about two children. Oh it is! Are you thinking of a different movie? It's based off of a book! About two children. Oh, I think I'm thinking of a different movie. Are you thinking of Black Swan? No. Josh Hutchinson's not in Black Swan. No, I'm talking about the- it's the fucking movie with Josh Hutchinson.

And it's like this blonde haired woman, and they like are- Girl. Child. And they have a- there's a river. Yes. And she falls in it. They're not That's Bridget Terabithio. But then she eats pussy.

No, she does not. There's no pussy eating scene in Bridget Terabithio. There's no pussy eating scene in it. I don't know, maybe there's

a director's cut. I have a Criterion cut of the movie so maybe that's what it is. Criterion Blu-ray. That's the theatrical piece. You know I don't believe in God, right?

Car directed by Roman Polanski. Probably, yes. They snuck him back in the States for. You know I don't believe in God, right? Directed by Roman Polanski. Probably, yes. They snuck him back in the States for that one. I wanted to make something beautiful with children. I don't think that's what he sounds like at all, but still. What does he sound like? That's probably closer to what he sounds like.

That's what I imagine. Roman Polanski's the guy who did Rosemary's Baby, right? Yeah. It's a classic. He also did... I can't remember. Black Snake Moon. Sure, yeah. Did he do that?

No, he didn't. No, he was about to say, Roman Plansky's back with Black Snake Moon. Oh, he also did a minor. Did he? Yeah. Wait, what? Is he a criminal?

Ryan, you can't pull the straight face on me for this one come on come on yeah he was like I gotta leave the country now yeah and he got away with it

and Tarantino's like come on but you know those are European standards man she was down for it come on like when talking about a 13 year old

on like an actual interview it wasn't just Tarantino, you know, a lot of people signed, like, a fucking list or petition that's like, we love Roman. He made good movies, dude, okay? Name three. Five. Rosemary's Baby, Birds of Terabithia,

uh, Director's Cut. Yeah, Crudgering Collection. You, Me, and Dupree, and, uh, you, me, and Dup collection. You, me, and Dupree. That would actually be awesome. And then he also directed Zathura. He had a long-lasting reputation with Josh Hutchinson. It's like Jumanji, but space.

That's the best way to describe that movie. That's all it is, yeah. It's a great movie. Okay, well, when I saw it as a kid, it was a great movie. What's that fucking dude's name that plays the older brother? He was, like, popular for, like, five years. Dax Shepard? Yes.

He has, like, a huge podcast right now. I'm talking about, like, in movies. Oh, yeah, he was in, I remember, exactly, around that time, one of my favorite movies when I was growing up was Without a Paddle. Oh, yes. I thought that was, like, one of the funniest movies. With Seth Green. Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. Matthew Lillard.

Yes. Matthew Willard? Lillard. Lillard or Willard? One of the two. He's in a FNAF movie. Seth Green. Oh, he is.

He is. He is. Good job on that one. You're welcome. You know what they actually would have... If they were fucking smart, they would just have Markiplier. No, I don't want to... We don't want to... You know what they actually would have- if they were fucking smart they would just have Markiplier like- No, I don't wanna- we don't wanna- we-

I don't wanna- Let's just say maybe We could have lived in the universe. We could have lived in the universe where that was the case, but perhaps maybe he Didn't want to do it. Someone thought it would be artistically compromising Did Markiplier think it'd be artistically compromising? I didn't say that. We didn't say that do it. Someone thought it would be artistically compromising. Did Markiplier think it would be artistically compromising? I didn't say that. We didn't say that he ever thought that. I never said you did. I'm just trying to... I'm asking a question.

Okay, well, I don't know the answer. You're getting very fucking defensive. We're not getting defensive. I'm not Markiplier. I wouldn't know what's in his head. You started off by saying you had information. It was a hypothetical first of all. We made it very clear it was a hypothetical. Hypothetically, if Ryan and I knew him at a hypothetical, first of all. It was. We made it very clear it was a hypothetical. Hypothetically, if Ryan and I knew him at one point, you know, but we don't.

Didn't. Didn't. So why don't you come off it, Hunter? Is Jacksepticeye in the movie, too? He was in Free Guy. I don't know, Hunter. You did the casting. Who is this blue shirt guy?

He's in it. Who is this blue shirt guy? On my, my uh What? Is that your Jacksepticeye impression? Was that dad? Man this meat canyon guy's nightmare fuel It's not

It's no Stitch impression I know it's not even close to my Stitch impression But this guy It's like fucking Mickey Mouse Why would you say he like fucking Mickey Mouse. Why would you say he sounds like Mickey Mouse? That's very insulting. Yeah.

Yeah. You're right. I mean, this guy's DaBaby cartoon. It's something else. It's crazy. I saw that on Twitter the other day. What? A clip of your DaBaby cartoon.

Sorry. Sorry? And last night... We love your? A clip of your DaBaby cartoon. I'm sorry. I'm sorry? And last night- We love your shit. Dude, the DaBaby one was hilarious. What are you talking about? I remember being outside in the little common area of the Sumegaplex, and you were showing us the fucking storyboard for the DaBaby cartoon, and I was going, ah! It was very funny.

Okay, you're not proud of it. Have you ever- Are you proud of anything you do? How about the- Oh, what's his name? The recent... Yeah, he's left a pretty impressionable mark. Melville?

Yeah. See? I just forgot his name. I'm sorry. I don't know too many... Melvin. Melvin. Melville.

Melvin. Melvin. I need to be better with making a more... He needs to have a better impression. It's Melvin. Maybe put some symbols in his hands. Maybe do this a little bit. Macabre.

Right? Have you ever thought about maybe like a 3D, like the Mario movie, like illumination type style? Okay, Hunter. You know. I can go to the bank. I would like $250 million to make a movie, please. What for? $250 million to make a movie, please.

What for? I have this kind of cool character that he gets into kind of wacky antics. You showing him your Twitter page? Yeah, I tweet out things and they get like 600 likes sometimes. Melvin McCobbry, right? That's right. That's right. That's right. I appreciate it.

Melville. I don't know why I thought Melville. Sounded good. It should have been his name. Yeah. Probably would have remembered it. Probably. See, I remembered it, even though it wasn't right.

If it had been that, I would have been correct. And that's on you for not making it that. I know. Yeah. So. Oh, you're smoking. I thought you were like, you're going to be like that.

Ron, are you puffing on that pixie stick? How's it taste? How's that shit? Is it puffed? Good. I just had to see. He's that. Ron, are you puffing on that pixie stick? How's it taste? How's that shit? Is it puffed? I just had the C. He's good. Okay, cool. Cool.

You know what else is good? Ad reads. That's right. Let's go. You have that shit timed out? You just know? We just know. And now we're going to ad reads.

Dumbass. Come on, man. Yeah, come on, man. Got you. Fuck. Yeah. Anyway. Now we're going to Ad Reads. Dumbass. Come on, man. Yeah, come on, man. Got you. Fuck. Yeah. Anyway. Now we're going to Ad Reads.

You can't do it again. I'm not going to do it again. We're in Ad Reads right now. Are we? Yes, we are. I'm going to get another drink. Or are we in Ad Reads now? No.

Oh. We're in Ad Reads now. Oh. You should have just made this entire podcast. It would have just that me being like We never talk about anything cuz it's just like waiting like is it Yeah, it is now go to add good good Can we can we actually just make that the whole episode sure that would actually these ad reads

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his shoulder and like carried him across the field. It was fun. Welcome back, everyone. Yeah. It was fun. Welcome back, everyone. Yeah. Hey, well, people will know what we're talking about in due time.

Luke, make sure you're on our guest when we get back in. Fuck! I'm not... Wait, what was he doing? I missed it. was mid yawn oh come on this whole

this whole time we've just been goofing around having some fun are you embarrassed cracking some sillies we can do embarrassing things if it makes you like even no it's fine

I'm no you obviously you're upset though are you actually upset I can tell you went you went oh it's fine

it's I mean you didn't finish the sentence you did a hand I tell you went you went oh it's fine it's eminent official sentencing did a hand uh i thought you had thicker skin especially after the charlie the chocolate i can't even i can't even like before you said anything i started smiling because i'm like whatever ryan's gonna say is gonna make me laugh which was a good video matt was in Oh I see Okay Ryan What? I want to do more voices in your cartoons

My cartoons are done That's not true You released one literally yesterday That's not true It was the Tanamangi cartoon I'm always at the pulse of what's happening how offensive dude she's had a comeback right she has I think she has a podcast that's a lot more successful than ours I bet I'm sure she's had cum on her back Just stop straight facing me

It's just funny The straight man Not that you know That should be the only man in the room We got 100 We need more voices Yeah yeah It's for your cartoons right

So I can do it I can do that right If you want If you fucking want Yeah you can voice in one of my cartoons Maybe you want to be in one Go ahead yeah, you can voice in one of my cartoons. Maybe you want to be in one. Go ahead. We asked you to be in something of ours.

You don't want Matt to do something, you know. Dude, I got great. You heard my Stitch impression? You can do a Stitch cartoon. I loved it. The new live action Stitch is coming out. You could maybe whip up something. Maybe he's.

Are they actually doing a live action Lilo and Stitch? Wow. Isn't that nuts? That is kind of weird. Weird. It's a great movie from the early 2000s. Yes, live-action Lilo and Stitch. Wow. Isn't that nuts? That is kind of weird weird It's a great movie from the early 2000s that got a lot of traction. I guess if anything it's an alien So if they try to make it look real it would be kind of cool. It's gonna look awful Oh, really? I was I was just that whole me defending it was a bit. I'm sorry. I can't wait

I'm gonna I'm gonna look into the future. Okay, I'm gonna look into the future I'm gonna wake into the future, okay? I think it's a horrible idea. I'm gonna look into the future. I'm gonna wake up one morning and see on Twitter when they've announced the design of what Stitch is gonna look like. It's gonna be a whole Sonic all over it. And then it's gonna be just for the next two days just nothing but memes about outrage and memes about how bad Stitch looks. Pete, who edits our videos, go check out his channel. Nothing but memes. Mm-hmm. Yep.

So, there it is. I looked into the future, I'm an oracle I'm a soothsayer as they say are you guys big Sonic fans? I played like a little bit growing up and I was like a fan for like a year you know when you're like

a kid and you're hardcore into something whether it's Digimon or Pokemon Justin however I would say is the office Sonic super fan. And if you asked him any question about its lore or games or anything like that, he'd probably have an answer for you. Yeah. He played Sonic 06 on the channel for us last time

because we never play the Sonic games. He's played all the Sonic games for us, but why was it so awkward and silent? After I said yeah, it was just... Because everyone looked at me. Because it wasn't a response. Well, I thought that you were... I was agreeing with Ryan. I was like, yeah.

I thought you were going to say something else, and I was like, yeah. No, it was like, Ryan, what Ryan said, I was like, yeah. And then he was just staring at me, and then you looked at me, and... I'm sorry that I can't be more. I'm sorry that I can't be what you at me and then you looked at me and I'm sorry that I can't be more I'm sorry that I can't be what you want me to be Hunter I think you're exactly who I want you to be Hunter did you get yourself an alcoholic beverage?

No Are you off the Are you off the soft I'm off the booze You literally were like right before we started I didn't have a drink before I started here. We got the booze for you. We normally don't drink for these things. I didn't, I'm sorry.

I don't drink that often, actually, you know? I don't either. I'm sorry. Don't look sorry. You look like you're trying to feign, like, sincerity. Wouldn't that be gross if that was like my natural reaction? That was a fucked up face.

Looks like you're holding back a burn victim or something, right? Let me see. Well, usually a burn victim has grafted skin on their face. I kind of look like I have grafted skin. My beard is really messed up. You don't look like you have grafted skin in the slightest. Put...

No, don't. Picture me, and then right beside it... Don't put a burn victim's face on... Split my face right down the middle, and then put a grafted skin, and you won't even be able to tell the difference. Whatever Luke put, I'm assuming, was not a picture of a burn victim. I'm hoping wasn't. We'll have to have a stern talking to if he did. Or it could be, uh, maybe, like, a burn victim from a TV show or movie. That's disrespectful still. Maybe it could be maybe like a burn victim from a TV show or movie that's disrespectful still maybe it could be like Two-Face from Batman

I like Two-Face from Batman which which one Tommy Lee Jones or I kind of like the animated series one he had purple skin yeah that was cool and he did that you look like troll face right now like real Like real life Trollface. Yeah, you did it for a second. If he had a beard. Chad Trollface. Ooh. Bitch. What? Chad Trollface? Yeah, what about it?

What is that? It's cool. Memes. I feel so... This is the first time I've been on this podcast and I feel like I just don't understand what's happening. Why? Because you're confusing me That's no On God Bruh

No cap for a real haunter Damn Damn I like what you're doing with the With the side Of your of your head I think it was a mistake have you seen Ant-Man Quantumania

with Paul Rudd who's that guy's name he has grey hair and glasses Jimmy Carter he doesn't even have glasses that'd be pretty crazy a fucking cameo from Jimmy Carter and Ant-Man Quantumania He doesn't even have glasses. That'd be pretty crazy. A fucking cameo from Jimmy Carter in Ant-Man and Quantumania.

Here's to you, Ant-Man. I don't even know if he could talk. I don't even know. Is he dead? Did he die? No, he's been in hospice for like four months. I don't know if he can make a single breath without a machine at this point. Just let him go. I know.

Just let him pass away peacefully. Yeah. Or throw him off a building. No, peacefully. It let him go. I know. Just let him pass away peacefully. Yeah. Or throw him off a building. No, peacefully. It was his wishes. I mean, it's not like he, I mean, come on. If he took him off the machine, then... It was the family's wishes. I don't know if he'd be peaceful. He'd be

choking and gasping for air. Yeah. I don't know if he'd take him off a machine if he's still conscious. Yeah. But, the off the building thing, that's humane and quick. Hilarious. To see like, just naked,

or just like, in a hospital gown, Jimmy Carter getting flung off He's being like, carried like this, he just, it's like at the end of Big Fish. Yep.

You throw him like this, so he's kind of like, spinning in the air like that. But that breeze catches him and he starts going up instead of down. He's like, what are those leaves

for, like the little, they have like like the little seed and he throw them and they do and he flies like that and they catch us and when he flies around

and he just right into a car. Just a parked car. He's kind of like the feather from Forrest Gump. Just kind of with a nice Alan Silvestri soundtrack.

You guys do a good forest. We do. My wife, I catch her watching some of your clips, and she watches the... That was a good Borat impression. Sorry, come on. High five for that one. Yeah, so, in other words,

your wife's been watching some super mega clips. She watches the Sekiro... What is it, the Lieutenant Dan Sekiro clip. She watches that a lot. She just pulls it up a lot? It's like one clip that she just pulls up constantly? She likes that a lot, yeah. Where Lieutenant Dan, you know, has been learning Japanese. Right.

That's a classic one. That's a very good bit. To be honest, has there been a time where you've kind of reached over, tried to start something and... Sorry, no, I'm watching Super Mega. It's dark in the room. She turns over, the light goes on, and I just hear your laugh. And then I just hear, yeah, like, And then I get it, though, and I laugh with her.

Hunter, like, rolls over in bed. He's, like, half chub, kind of reaching over, playing with a little bit of skin. Stop it. Who told you all the truth? Stop, Hunter. My face looks like I'm in bed. Just go back to sleep. She says after the video.

But it's the whole Let's Play. It's the entire series of like six hours. I've been with my wife for so long now that anytime I sit there... I'm just kidding. I'm a helpless pup this episode, dude. I'm getting taken advantage of. I'm sorry, Hunter.

We'll put you on the back burner. We're just... We're shooting shots because, you know, it's... I'm sorry. You want to shoot some shots for us? Fire. You want to shoot some shots at us? This're on fire. You want to shoot some shots at us? This is why this podcast is such a fucking dynamic explosion.

Thank you. I love it. Do you? Do you really enjoy coming on? I listen to it. Do you? Do you think we've um... Do you not believe that? You look like the... Yeah I don't know.

I don't trust when anyone that we know says that they listen to our podcast. I like listening to my friends stuff. Every now and then. I like seeing what all of my friends are doing, like, creatively. It makes me feel inspired to make stuff. Me too. So you're going to be in our video. Yeah, well, the one, I'd have to fly here, I think, was the problem.

We'll pay for it. I'll pay for it. Okay, sick. I think it's less of that. I think it's less of that. I think it's just more of like Timing and stuff We're going to Vegas I have that planned

Yeah like Five years from now I'm talking about Making content It sounds like he's trying To distance himself from us Are we not Like no no

Hunter be honest I've asked I've begged for you guys To come to me I don't remember Any begging I remember some asking Not a single beg though

Hunter It's my version of begging are we like have we fallen off like are we not cool in the YouTube scene anymore and you just kind of want to distance yourself a little bit like slowly you know if you guys have fallen off I have fallen off dramatically which you have not well

we don't know that I will say I have been finding a lot of new peace in my life with my second channel. Yeah, it's great. It's really great. I get to just basically talk about horror movies. Why don't you tell the people about that second channel? Because a lot of people know your cartoons.

A lot of people. Tons of people. I even have high school friends that have hit me up before about you. So why don't you watch tell about the second channel I just talked about horror horror movies. What's what's the most recent horror movie you've seen? Doom Annihilation, what did you think it was very bad in a it's bad it's bad i mostly watch bad movies is that what i was saying i don't know i was i was pretty grossed out by what you just did I mostly watch bad movies. Is that what I was saying?

I don't know. I was pretty grossed out by what you just did. I actually thought you died for a second. I was drinking some water to clear my throat. One of the most basic things a human can do for survival. You gagged. I thought you were doing this shit where when you're trying not to throw up and someone's talking, and you just have to be like, stop, stop stop just so you can focus on not throwing up I was trying not to choke

on what? water went down the wrong pipe oh okay no it didn't if it went into your lungs you'd be on the ground fucking writhing and wiggling like a fucking worm I'm a man so I would not be wiggling like a worm earthworm jim

does he have a penis show me a penis earthworm jim has a cock So I would not be wiggling like a worm. Earthworm Jim. Does he have a penis? Show me a penis. I bet Earthworm Jim has a cock. Doubt it. Yeah, he does. Looks like a cock. He has a big fucking bulge.

Big pecs and abs and arms. Those are all probably plastic silicone. If you could get a plastic silicone cock hard, though, and you could come is that still does it not make it i thought you're about to ask if if if you would if you could sculpt the cock of my dreams and it's like a silicone cock would i would i do that would you probably i mean imagine you get to make the perfect penis oh that'd be sick you know what's the purpose what's the perfect penis look like i don't know it's one of those things where it's like when you see it you know this look like i don't know it's one of those things where it's like when you see it you know well how about this circumcised or uncircumcised definitely circumcised circumcised yeah i don't want that extra it's take that fucking hoodie off i don't want to get it in cotton between people's teeth you know i just hate when i said just the idea of like somebody have to

peel back skin yeah no head of my cock and lick it i don't trust my own hygiene enough for that yeah there's probably lint in there i sit there some days i sit in my chair and i just smell myself because i'm like i haven't showered in like two days well then you should probably shower like get up probably stop sitting down you should stand up and then go take a shower that ball smell wafting up yeah it's disgusting that moisture from my sweat between my taint and my balls and stuff trapped my Hanes underwear in a little section. Do you get a little rash in your bum bum? Not my bum bum, but like my inner thighs.

Why the fuck is our audience only 20% women? I don't know. That's a pretty high percentage actually. What do you mean? It's not an accurate percentage of the demographic of women in the world, which I would like. For a couple rowdy boys, you know, channel, it seems pretty good. There's a lot of the channels on YouTube.

If you look at their analytics, it's like 90%, 95% men. Listen, we're trying to get it back to just the boys, you know? No girls allowed, unfortunately. What could you say right now that would get all the female listeners out of here and just get the boys back in? This one is a secret that only boys are allowed to hear. See, now they can't. Now they have to exit out of the video.

If you're a girl, click out the video. Go ahead. What if she's lying? What do you say to a woman that's lying to you? Oh, I just call that a woman. You got to be firm and tell her to stop. Say, look at her and say, look at me. Do this, do this.

Stop lying to me. And if she laughs at you like you're doing now, stand up. Stop. Stop laughing at me, asshole. You fuck. Stop. Hey, stop. Stop looking at me.

I brought someone to fuck with, buddy. Hey. Hey, no, no, no, no, no. I'll take that nose and break it, buster. My friend's a man. You won't talk to him that way. With my fucking fist. I had a...

There was a special need to get to my school when I was in fourth grade. And this is actually really funny because in the library I had a Chronicles of Narnia book and he stood up by me like this. He stood up by me like this and He stood up by me like this.

And he did, I don't like that book. It sounded exactly like how you're talking. That's a huge flashback. I don't like that book. In my school, we had color-coordinated corners in the elementary. And he was like, I'm from Peach Corner. I'm from Peach Corner. I don't like that book.

I was like, then don't read it. And he smacked it on my hands. And I was like, holy shit. I'm going to get fucked. This guy's going to fucking kill me right now. As a kid, you know. That's a bad book did he kill you

no that was actually one of the kids he stopped going to our school they had to sedate him one time because he was freaking out it feels like

they took out this metallic silver gun no it was like green fluid no it was it was very reminiscent

of like in a movie very stereotypical movie where it's like an asylum and like the doctors with scrubs run out and they would come up and they would syringe them. They had to do that. We had a It's because you brought the second Narnia book to school. Yeah, I brought a

fucking... Prince of Caspian. Prince Caspian, sorry. It's not of Caspian, it's the character's name. What was the second one called? Prince Caspian. Right? Or was that the third one?

It was the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Then there was like the... The... I can't remember. The Winter Woman. The Winter Woman. That's probably... That sounds right. The Winter Woman!

That sounds about right, honestly. The Jester's Knaves. The Jester's Knaves. The fucking... The Castle of Secrets. I don't know. I don't know. They had to sedate him.

It's like a Harry Potter book. The Harry Potter and the Castle of Secrets. Harry Potter and the... You guys have anything weird happen in a library before? I feel like I've had a lot of weird stuff happen in libraries. Dude, I saw a guy looking at porn in the library once on just one of the public computers. And he was just fucking... Just looking at porn. Just... Hey on just one of the public computers. And he was just fucking just looking at porn. Hey, middle-aged dude.

You can't beat him. Join him. I should have. I should have joined him. Saw a girl, like, throw up. And people were, like, laughing. She was reading. Hunter was laughing.

No, everybody was laughing. I was laughing, too. And you're laughing. But she was reading Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events. Great book series. The second one, the Reptile're laughing. But she was reading Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events. Great book series. The second one, the Reptile House one. She did it. It threw up.

And we were like, ha-ha, she threw up, blah, blah, like kids do. And she kept throwing up blood. What? And she would throw up more blood. She had to go. She missed, like, two years of school. She was really sick. Pop quiz.

Who was their uncle's name in the second novel? Who was their uncle that had the reptile house? I know it. I know the answer, but I'm seeing if either of you, you can buzz in and go buzz, buzz, buzz. The only reason I would know this is because of the Jim Carrey, Lemony Snicket movie. I don't know, Ryan. I don't know. You don't know? I don't. Do you know? Professor. No. Nope. It's Uncle. Fuck. Sleepover, the super mega show that's exclusively on Patreon. There's that too. Uncle Remus. How about this?

Maybe I'll give you one hint. One hint. Larry the Cable Guy. No. Starts? Not Larry the Cable Guy. No? I want to make sure that's out of your fucking head.

Lord, I apologize. Is that a bit that Larry the Cable Guy does? Oh, absolutely. out of your fucking head. Lord, I apologize. Is that a bit that Larry the Cable Guy does? Oh, absolutely. So the uncle starts with the letter M. That's his name. Uncle? No. That sounds like a barbecue restaurant. Uncle Maurice?

It's Maurice. From Madagascar? Uncle... Uncle... Uncle... Uncle Mill. Matthew. from Madagascar? Uncle Cedric the Entertainer? Uncle Maybe not. Uncle Uncle Uncle Matthew

Watson. Not Uncle No. It's Uncle Monty. You didn't give me like a long time to guess. Wait, is that a reference to Monty Python?

Cause think he has the fucking reptiles? Pop quiz question number two. The extremely deadly whatever fucking snake in the book. What was the big... What happened? The look on Hunter's face. He's just like, stop.

What are you doing? Isn't he just like wrapped up in some books or something like that? What happened to him? The snake? Yeah. Well, the snake turns out, because it's called the Incredibly Deadly Viper, it turns out to not be incredibly deadly. It was named just as a joke.

It's actually incredibly docile. And they used that because Count Olaf was masquerading as a professional and claimed that it was deadly. And then when the professional was like, Oh, it's not deadly. He looked like a fucking idiot and then when he found then you know when the professional was like oh it's not deadly he looked like a fucking idiot Count Olaf always just you know

he has that tattoo on his ankle Hunter has the same tattoo he got it because of the books that'd be awesome that'd be awesome odds are odds are you get the same tattoo

as Count Olaf people at Barnes & Noble I'll pay for it people at Barnes & Noble have the Deathly Hallows tattoo on their neck, and then the one guy pulls through with the Count Olaf tattoo on their ankle. I'm a big bookworm myself. Like, what is that? Count Olaf, Lemony Snicket, Series of Unfortunate Events, right?

Right? We only got one movie. Odds are you get a tattoo, though. Did he try to marry the little girl though right Okay I Okay Okay We'll put a bookmark in that

Ryan has brought up multiple times That What are the odds that you get I'll pay for it The Count Olaf tattoo In the same spot on your body And we'll pay for it I'll do 50-50 with Ryan

We'll both pay for it I could pay for it myself That do 50-50 with Ryan, we'll both pay for it I mean, I could pay for it myself That's not the point though Oh, yeah If I did it though, would you do it? No, why? No, what are the odds? Cause I didn't lose the odds, you did

Oh, I thought it was like And we're talking like tomorrow, like while you're still in LA Oh no I wouldn't waste four hours of my life Waste? Four hours dude, it would take, I guarantee, 30 minutes. 30 minutes. I'd chill with you.

Dude, the drive over, they would have to, they would draw it up on paper. Because they're like, let me see if I can do it. No, you could send them a PNG and they'll print it on like special paper and then. Well. No. I could draw it. Yeah, Ryan gets to draw it. That would be cooler.

Okay. So odds are. No. That's not a number, Hunter. Zero. That's not fair. Zero is actually not a number, technically. It's the absence of a number.

It's a representation of the absence of, yeah. I'm refusing answering to a percentage. To even say 1% wouldn't be good. I would only do it if I could do it where it was overly detailed and it was so good that it makes it bad. Okay. Odds are. I'm not doing it tomorrow, though.

Okay, odds are. Sunday. Sunday. No, not tomorrow. Tomorrow's Saturday. How about Sunday? Within the next year. Oh, within the next year.

I'd probably say like comfortably 12%. So out of... Out of 100? Sure. 12 out of 100? Or just out of 100? Is that what you mean? Well, I guess what are the odds?

What do you mean? You have to pick the number that the odds are out of. Oh. Oh, you're talking about the game thing? Yeah. Oh, I thought you were talking about like what are the odds that you're going to do it. No, we're challenging you to the game. Oh, 12 out of...

Just say the number it's out of. Highest number you can choose is 100. Is it 100? That's the highest you can go. That's not true. I've heard of people doing it more. Yeah, losers. They're pussies.

That's, you know... 90. Okay. I'll count it down, and it's you two. When we say the same number at the same time, it has to be betweenies. 90. I'll count it down and it's you two. When we say the same number at the same time, it has to be between 1 and 90. You got your number chosen? And if it's the same number, you gotta get that tattoo.

I will actually honor that. I have it. 3, 2, 1. 47. 73. I was thinking 73, but I switched to fucking next time

I think you're gonna unironically you guys won't talk for months and then you're gonna get a picture message from me

and I'm gonna have that tattoo done that would blow my mind why? cause that would be awesome it would mean that you care about our friendship so much

and when we go to Vegas why don't we get matching ones? We can. Not at the Count Olaf Tattoo- unless you want the Count Olaf Tattoo. We could do the Count Olaf thing. I- I think I've read one of those books, so it would be pretty fun for me to like- I read like, ten of them.

I read up to the elevator one. The hotel, whatever the fuck that is. I read up to the, like, second to last. What does the tattoo even look like? I don't know. It's a triangle with like an eye. Isn't that the Harry Potter one too? What was I saying say is that just the deathly hallows tattoo thing then but it has an eye in it would people mistake it for gravity falls that would be sweet or he copied my triangle guy shit yeah exactly yeah who did grab a lot of guy oh sure that guy too

and actually the the dollar bill copied it as well which pisses me off that the Treasury decided to fucking impede on my shit like that. It's a good idea. I know, and they took it. You should have protected it, too. I should have gotten my Triangle Guy shit copyrighted. And the Illuminati. The Treasury and the Illuminati, they're big Super Mega fans. They're big Mega heads, and they went and fucking, you know, I guess did that.

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I'm more interested in Barry. I've seen memes of Secession. I've heard people say it's good, but I don't really either one I've been meaning to, though. More into interested in Barry. I've seen memes of secession. I've heard people say it's good, but I don't really know too much. I think it's something that I think that you could look at. I mean, it's just about, like, the secession of power. Is it based off of, like, a... I heard it was, like, based off of... I think it's supposed to be, like, Fox News.

Okay. Kind of. Yeah, it's like a media conglomerate kind of thing, and their dad is supposed to be retiring, and it's which kid is going to get the company. Okay. Whatever. So they're trying to prove themselves, and it's a competition.

Yeah, they're trying to all fuck each other over and see who can get on top, whatever. It actually surprised me, because I was like, eh, I don't think I'm really interested in weird Wall Street, Fox News bullshit, whatever. Yeah, it was good. The weird thing at first so it's hard to get used to it's really annoying is the snap zoom they do a bunch of snap zooms where they're sitting there and they like like paul greengrass snap zooms i like snap zooms yeah it's it's stylistically it's fine but they do it like a lot and it's handheld too so it's like it's just very shaky and it You just notice it happens a lot.

Does it feel like, are they doing it artificially, or are they actually handheld? I think they're doing handheld for the Zooms. They do have the dollies and kind of stuff like that. It's like The Office. Another show that's getting a lot of big craze. I haven't seen anything about it. Yellow Jackets.

Oh, I saw part of the first season of that. Was it good? Did you enjoy it? It was alright. I mean, it's based on a true story that's really horrific about a soccer team that crashed in the Andes Mountains and then turned to cannibalism because no one was coming to rescue them.

That sounds tight. And they were there for a very long time. And a group of people actually emerged and survived. So it's like, based on that, it's like a modern take on that. Is it serious? Is it like a dark comedy? It seemed pretty serious. I watched like two or three episodes of my sister and my cousin. Forrest? No, not Cousin Forrest.

Unfortunately not. Cousin Forrest recently joined a cult in India. He went to live on some compound over in, uh, India, so. However one maintains and solidifies inner peace is no business of mine, but their own. He had to cut off his penis for it. I still stand by what I said.

Yeah. Okay. I will say Barry's very good. Okay. I've only seen the first episode. I need to fucking get on said. Yeah. Okay. I will say Barry's very good. Okay. I've only seen the first episode. I need to fucking get on that. Is it Barry good? It's Barry, Barry good.

Yeah, I like the themes of that show. I like it a lot. I think that it dances a fine dance very well. Is it like the theme of like, can you be a better person regardless of what you've done in your past type of theme? Yeah, I mean, the thematic, or like the question that it's asking the audience

consistently is can people change is a big thing. Usually every good show has a kind of poignant theme that they're trying to ask the audience while asking that question to the main cast of characters so like asking that question to the cast of characters is pretty fun and how they go about that but it does a great job about writing um of lowering your defenses with the perspective of barry who's this hitman who goes to LA to try to become an actor. And him killing people and him being like,

all right, that's the last one. Whatever. And it's a lot of a comedy. But over time, the show shifts its tone to where you kind of see the repercussions of all of his actions. I love that. And it makes it very dramatic and sad.

It starts off like a comedy and it's like a drama comedy. So it's not like they do have serious moments in the first. Yeah. But it is inherently like the first two seasons are very funny. And they still have little bits of comedy in the later seasons, but it just does, it switches and they just, it's just kind of interesting to see that.

It's kind of like, I would, would of course not in the same vein but how i feel how uh break not breaking bad but better call saul when yeah because in the beginning it was a lot more light-hearted there was a lot more comedy thrust into situations and i feel like the comedy got darker in the later seasons and towards the end it's just kind of like oh fuck yeah very self-serious yeah i like that stuff though i love shows about morally ambiguous protagonists you know where you're kind of like uh watching them on this path and kind of like you know

it makes it more interesting if you can have your main character be somewhat of an anti-hero or somebody who does make mistakes and like is like gives in to some of the bad sides of like they're not like an angel like they give into like greedy side of things they do those things and it's how do they learn and grow from those

experiences and then that's why like every popular show almost ever has a character who's like almost an anti-hero i mean like breaking bad tony soprano or walter white tony soprano all those kind of characters even in comedy too a lot of like that are funny, they're usually bad people because you can put parts of yourself into them and see how they react to things. Like the whole Always Sunny or Seinfeld where the show is about terrible people. Look at this podcast. You got two terrible people right here. And people can put themselves in trouble.

Three terrible people. Come on. Sorry, three terrible people right here. Three horrible, horrible people. Three horrible fucking people right here. And, you know, people can, you know, put themselves in trouble. Three terrible people. Come on. Sorry, three terrible people right here. Three horrible, horrible people. Three horrible fucking people right here. But, you know, people can relate, you know? And it's funny. So, you know.

It is good. It is good. What else did I watch? I watched this show called Swarm recently on Amazon. That sounds familiar. What is that? It was about, like, a woman who's obsessed with, like, this musical artist, and she wants to, like, she needs meet her okay she goes through and like she

murders people along the way or whatever no spoilers no spoilers okay yeah i mean that's just like i mean that's like in the trailer of the show i've heard about that jesse was it jesse plemons in um elizabeth olsen show it's like based on this old movie or maybe series it's like it's like in a old old-fashioned type of it's not like way back when it's takes place semi-modern maybe like in the 70s 80s I don't know but it's just a little church town and it's just like an affair that spirals out of control with these nice little church folk. You talking about the show

Love and Death or something it's called? Oh, yeah. It's on HBO. It's on Max. There was that, and I think that show, they already did a show of that too called Candy

with the chick that is married to Justin Timberlake. It's called Candy. I can't wait till I get you on the floor good looking. I always accidentally... I can't wait till I get you on the floor good looking. Uh. But I'm so hot just like another...

Anyway, I've been watching a lot of Max lately, too. I just watched all of Righteous Gemstones. I just watched Vice Principals. I watched... I like Max a lot. HBO Max. Is it weird seeing yourself in vice principals well i had never seen it before i was just an extra and and how'd you get that i don't think i think i've i think or the first time i was on this podcast i was like i was watching

vice principals and you were there yeah it was literally you get it was an ad in the newspaper my mom showed me oh that's awesome she's like it was before I moved out to L.A., it was like at the very end of my freshman year of college. Danny McBride was like shooting that show in Charleston. And then my mom saw that on the paper and was like, Matthew, look at this. That's not what she sounds like at all. You're being humble. He saw kids with problems and went, I got to have this kid. Danny McBride saw the YouTube channel Kids With Problems and said, okay, I need this kid in my show.

I need him to hit on my 13-year-old daughter. I forgot that was the name of your channel. I thought you meant like he saw Kids With Problems. I was in there. Yeah, like a troubled child. He went to a troubled child house. Hey, buddy, come here. Gave me a little piece of hard candy.

How did you forget about Kids With Problems? Also, I was semi a part of for like... You were. You're a big part of the history. And then we said let's start something new and we started Super Mega. Who else did you do kids with problems with? Jose.

Jackson. Oh, fuck. Okay. I actually didn't know that. I actually forgot. I didn't know that. Y'all want to look at my penis real quick? Let me see it. Let me see that thing. I really don't think I want to see your cock.

There it is. Mere inches from my face. There it is. Did you actually put it on? Yeah, I mean, it's fucking jiggling around right now. No, don't pull a pube out, Ryan, please. You can throw it on me. Show Hunter.

You want to see? I don't want to see it. What? Show him. Oh, okay. Hunter, I mean, I got a good look at it. He was bobbing around in my face. Are you circumcised?

Yeah. All right, let me see it. Okay. There's no foreskin. Don't worry about that. No stank. Ow, fuck. You stepped on my toe, fuck. Did you pull it through the gym shorts? Through the leg?

Oh, God! Did you pull it through the fucking leg of the gym shorts? Why didn't you reveal it like that? It was just a comfortable position. I didn't want to bend my back. Why didn't you reveal it like that to me? Cause I gave you a more close and personal you did but I love it through the pulling the shorts off

you sat there and I saw you like you're looking down at your cock and stuff juggling around like it was like you just got done pissing you know what I mean when people are like I'll never fucking forget when we had you on drunk drawing and someone so like masterfully photoshopped your nuts

to be visible through the opening in your shorts. We were about to go to a concert and I think you texted Justin. I think I texted everybody. It was a screenshot. My balls are showing in this video.

It was an amazing photoshop. The comment too, I showed my mom and she laughed really hard because the comment was, Hunter sat in some gum. Dude, it's an unbelievably well-done Photoshop. It's so real. Because your legs are spread and you're wearing shorts and someone just Photoshopped, like, match the lighting like you're nuts, visible. They tried to do it several times in the future, but once the cat was out of the bag. Never held up. Because when I saw that frame, I laughed my ass.

Me and Ryan busted out laughing when we saw that. You texted us and like... The problem was that it was a series of bad events because that happened, and I don't know if you remember this, but the first time I ever came over here, I got like shit-faced and I took a shit in that... Yeah, you left him there.

I thought that I flushed it. No, I remember it because I had to deal with it. And I don't hold that against you. But I sat there and I was like, I could've swore I- and then yeah, you just sent me a picture of it and I was like, oh my god. It's a crazy picture. I felt so bad. It's literally like fucking Willy Wonka's like fucking Chocolate River. But like, if it were all

concentrated into a toilet to the very brim, um. I felt bad felt bad yeah dude I don't know after that it was that yeah yeah the nuts was very funny though because Ryan and I were busting out we were laughing so goddamn hard at that like it's just a mess I'm thinking back to this picture it's so good have you guys been helping any of the union workers on strike right now yeah no

yeah yeah we've been out there every day picketing to support if we want to continue to work in LA to support the people if we want to transition

into the more like regular entertainment like TV and stuff Hunter said we could be in the movie that he's working on remember last podcast thank you Hunter that he's working on. Remember last podcast? Thank you, Hunter.

He's very nice of you. We really do want to transition more into television or streaming services or just movies. We've been out there picketing every day, but we've been wearing face masks because of COVID, so it might be hard to see us in pictures, but we have been out there every single day. That's why we haven't been uploading as much, actually.

It's because we've been out there. We're fighting's why we haven't been uploading as much actually it's because we've been out in a good fight we're fighting the good fight with with the picket signs and if you guys were gonna i bought 12 pizzas for them i thought hassan did that nope uh see we're nice so we we bought them and hassan showed up and was like hey i don't have anything to like make myself look good for this so we gave the pizzas to Hassan and said you can say this was yours But we bought those give me your best Hassan impression Dude That's a fuck. I'm Hassan I'm gay That's what he says. That's it. Is he gay? Yeah?

That was He is what Noel Noelle is? Is that what you just said? Noelle might be gay Noelle Miller So you've got a podcast with Noelle Miller Why do you say might be? Why might?

Why not? He's married currently to a woman A lot of men are married to women that end up being gay I've seen him do some very shady shit on the road I've been to a couple of his comedy shows Same, I just went to one recently actually How'd you like it? I loved it

I've been to two of his comedy shows Very, very funny just went to one recently, actually. How'd you like it? I loved it. I've been to two of his comedy shows. Very, very funny. And he hasn't brought you up on stage, unfortunately, yet. No, unfortunately. In fact, I even bought front row seats. So he would notice you. I had a big sign that said,

Noel, it's me, Matt Watson, from the YouTube channel SuperMega at Matt H. Watson. Let me play. This is my dream or whatever the fuck. And I literally was front and center holding it up, and he was shooting a comedy special,

and they even had someone come down and tap my shoulder and say, you're blocking the cameras. And I said, I don't care. You let me up there. I'll put it down. And I didn't. Yeah, but he didn't acknowledge it. Yeah, he's never brought me up on stage either.

Pisses me off. And we have a show together, which is, I don't know. I get it, man. Have you guys ever had him on this show? We haven't had either of the Tiny Meat Gang boys on it. You guys gotta get him on there. You guys gotta go on their show, too. We're going on a TMG thing later this month. It's like a

live stream thing? Yeah, it's a live stream thing, and then I was talking to Noel and he, you know, we're gonna, I think we're gonna have him on the show soon. Okay. Soon. At some point. He's very funny. I know you guys we're we're gonna have him on the show soon. Okay. Soon. At some point. He's very funny. I know you guys. For some reason Cody doesn't want to be on the show. No, Cody Okay, so

I have pictures of Cody on my phone that basically. Of him from a Halloween party. Yeah. In 2012. And I told him, I said Cody, I'm never gonna release these photos and he said, yeah, but I mean the fact that you even have those in the first place is very upsetting to me. I'm like, well, you were never going to release these photos. And he said, yeah, but the fact that you even have those in the first place is very upsetting to me. I'm like, well, you were the one that did the costume.

The fact that you were in that costume should be upsetting. I think I know which one you're talking about. Because I remember one of the Justin Trudeau, whatever, those pictures leaked. He just looked at it. He just was laughing. And he was like, child's play. He just was laughing. He was like, I... Child's play.

I think for him, thank God, because Justin Trudeau kind of took the limelight away from his costume. Yes. I don't want to refrain, because I don't know how to really say what his costume was without... You can't say what it was without even... You would be canceled if you said,

because Hunter put it best, he made Justin Trudeau look like child's Play yeah so it's a great I like that movie oh it's a great movie but the original not the not the one not the remake right who voice it Luke Skywalker Mark Hamill voices Chucky in the newer one and I and I kind of like the original voice actor Child's Play it's a horror movie where a doll comes to life. Have you ever heard of it? Mm-hmm.

I think you would like it. You like horror stuff. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen that. Why didn't you say so? Now I feel stupid that I recommended the movie to you. No, I appreciate the recommendation. You look stupid, Ryan, and I feel bad for you that you look so stupid.

Well, as my friend, I couldn't imagine being in your position, looking at your stupid friend. No, come on, man. Looking stupid in front of potentially tens of thousands to millions of people. Millions. Depending on how good this episode does. You're going to promote this, right, Hunter? I try. I try every time.

Try. Try. I try every time. You know what Yoda said? I do every time. You know what Yoda said? Do or do not. There is no truth.

I'm horny. That's not what he said. No. That's not what Yoda said? I do every time. You know what Yoda said? Do or do not. There is no... I'm horny. That's not what he said. No, that's not what he said. My little cock is hard. He never said that. No, he never said that in any of the Star Wars movies. Not even in the deleted scene. Spit on the shaft.

I've seen every single deleted... Stop. Spit on the shaft. Work the balls. That's a Jedi master. Is it? It is. Yeah, he is.

No, that's it. No, Hunter. He lived a long life. Stop. That's a Jedi master. That it? It is. Yeah, he is. No, that's it. No, Hunter. He lived a long life. Stop. That's a Jedi master. The only way you can graduate is by spinning on the shaft and working the balls. That's the worst impression. Is that the worst?

Why don't you just spin on it? What if Luke went up and was like, Come on, Master Yoda, please. I need you to help me. I need you to train me. That's a pretty pussy you got. You're a pretty pussy. You have flowery.

Like a beautiful flower. Pretty pussy. Oh, my God. Where the fuck did you even grab that? Matt pulls out a Yoda mask. I had this one on lock. It was. Holy shit. That was clutch. Where the fuck do you even grab that? Matt pulls out a Yoda mask. I had this one on lock. No, it was only shit. That was clutch.

Where the fuck do you even put that? It's like a Velcro thing on the back. Good pussy that is. I can't do Yoda fucking. Good pussy that is. Fuck you, I must. That's my ringtone. That's my ringtone.

My favorite piece of technology is a dental dam. Yeah. Yoda's the kind of guy to drape a dental dam. Yeah. Yoda's the kind of guy to drape a dental dam over a pussy and eat it out. It works like this. And he holds it up and stretches it out and he's like, Mmm. Looks like this it does. Why do you think my skin is so clear?

Oh, man. I love Yoda. Just kidding. I hate him. Got you guys. Got the whole audience, too. Do you guys like Star Wars? I've only seen one.

It's a fun, like, site. Yeah. I'm not, like, a big fan. I don't keep up with the latest shit. I don't like the recent shit that's been, like, the Mandalorian season. I didn't even see season three. I don't. I didn't check out.

What's that one? Andor which was you're saying all sorts I have no idea what you're talking about with any of this it's all these new shows

that they came out with they came out with like all these fucking shows like a Boba Fett show it's like they did they did the same thing that they're doing

that Disney did with Marvel where it's they're taking a lot of their like big properties and they're just fucking putting out a lot of bullshit on the we need content

exactly yeah but they have failed to ask me and Ryan to make some content they put Jack Black and Lizzo in Mandalorian season 3 that is not a bit or a joke no I saw it yeah why haven't we been asked to be in anything John Favreau we love

Chef we love Iron Man 1 and 2 I love John Favreau I we love Chef. We love Iron Man 1 and 2. I love John Favreau. I love your appearance in Sopranos for one episode. Anybody, put us in a fucking Swiffer commercial. I don't care. Four Christmases, you were in that and were phenomenal. You're so money, you don't even realize it.

Yeah. Exactly. This is from his movie, Made It. I knew that because I love that movie. I love all John Favreau stuff. Couples Retreat. Seen that one? Sharks.

Ah, there's sharks. The scene where there might be sharks in the water or something? With Vince Vaughn? He's going, ah! Is Owen Wilson in Couples Retreat? No, I'm thinking of Hall Pass. Yeah, you're thinking of Hall Pass. That's Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis.

And I can't remember her name. She was from The Office. Halle Berry? No. Michael Scott! No, no, no. She. She.

Pam. Yes. But the actress's name of Pam. Pam. Michael Scott. Is not Pam. Michael. Michael.

Not Michael Scott. Angela. Angela. Angela. Angela. Stanley. Meredith. Phyllis. Michael Scott. Kelly.

These are all correct character names. Kelly, Phyllis, Cam. Kelly. Michael Scott. Michael Scott is a character from The Office. Ryan. Ryan is a character from The Office. He moved to New York.

Stanley is... Dwight. Daryl. Daryl. You know you are listing off every single Oscar. Oscar's great. Kevin. Oscar was actually sexually assaulted by Michael Scott in the workplace. Roy. It's very upset. People forget about Roy.

Who was Will Ferrell's character? Remember they brought him on for the- A replacement for- They did a series of special guest episodes. He was supposed to be the replacement of Michael, but then he has a concussion and goes brain dead. But then Voltron comes-

Or Ultron, sorry. And the guy from the Blacklist, and he plays Ultron in the Avengers movies. Creed. Is that his name? Creed. No, that's just... Creed comes in, yeah.

No, no. No, the guy's like, I'm the Lizard King. Whatever the fuck. You know? Yeah. Because Kathy Bates comes in in one episode as well.

Yeah. A lot of big cameos. Jim Carrey's actually in it. Toby. McGuire? Mack. I'm just still trying to... Toby Mack?

Christian rapper? And his son. Sing a song? True Dog? What? True Dog. That's the name of his son. Sing a song. True Dog? What? True Dog, that's the name of his son. Isn't that the character, like the radio guy from Fallout 3? No, that's Three Dog, sorry.

Ow, ow, ow! It's Three Dog! Yeah, so True Dog is Toby Mac, the Christian rapper's son. He appears on a track on Toby Mac's album. Really great Christian rap album. I actually listened to it recently all the way through, less than two weeks ago. Congratulations. It's a's album. Really great Christian rap album. I actually listened to it recently all the way through less than two weeks ago.

Congratulations. It's a great album. It's got Kirk Franklin on it. Nice. Kirk Franklin, huh? You know that new Kirk Franklin? Huh? Mind if I praise God?

Remember that one? Yep. It's good. I mean, it's still, yeah. Hunter, give us a bit to do. Did you ever listen to like a Christian radio or were you, do you, yeah. Hunter, give us a bit to do. Did you ever listen to, like, a Christian radio? Or were you, do you have any, like, are you a Jesus head?

Are you a disciple head? Are you an apostle? I was very religious when I was younger. Why not anymore? I don't know. Were you? I just love pussy and alcohol too much, I guess. Hey, I'll drink to that.

Cheers. To pussy and alcohol, right? Good pussy and alcohol. Hey, even a little bad pussy ain't hurting nobody. I like sloppy pussy. Sloppy pussy. I love that pastrami sandwich bullshit.

I want that Reuben up in my face. I like kissing a pussy real light. And I come up. And as I do that, it looks like I just put like two whole tubes of chapstick on my lips. Is that glistened? I just look at two whole tubes of chapstick on my lips. Is that glistened? I just look at it.

I don't know where to begin, you know? Lieutenant Dan, she had a very pretty pussy. She had a pretty pussy, Lieutenant Dan. Lieutenant Dan, she had the most pretty pussy I've ever seen. Forrest. Don't talk about her pussy. Her clitoral hood was flappy. Forrest, it's rude to talk about a woman's pussy to another man.

She sat there and she said, I couldn't find it, but I did. I found the G spot. It's almost like she had a little penis above her vagina. It's called the clitoris, Forrest. Forrest eats a pussy, has no idea about the anatomy. She started screaming and moaning. Forrest, I mean, did these screams, they sound like screams of pleasure, right?

Yes, yes were the words. I was too scared. He was scared. In the movie, she ran... How did he have sex with her if he's scared, right? Well, no, okay, he was scared when... He worked up to it eventually. He only pre-ejaculated one time.

Yeah, but you know what sucks too, though? You don't have to have a full sex scene, but one clip of him like... You see him cum. Remember at the beginning of the movie? He shows penis cumming. He's like, oh, you're... And I found a woman sticky inside. So warm and sticky inside. It's a warm and sticky inside.

He's out there and he's like, oh, your mama loves you. Occasionally he does. And later in the movie, they should have done a callback to when he's older. He's like. When he's going. That's what he thinks. When he gets Ginny pregnant. Yeah.

Yeah. Honestly, like, you know that part when she puts his hand on her breast and he comes? Just imagining just they have another close-up shot during that part where you see his erect penis. Just a close-up of him ejaculating. A 3D fabricated, like... It's like dripping down his cock. Just...

3D fabricated whitey-tighty texture around you. You see Tom Hanks' limp cock, actually. Just like... Just do... Imagine forcing... I was coming I began to come I was coming

Lieutenant Dan She had all these She had all this Extra skin down there That I don't have I'm not a smart man But I know what A hymen is

Forrest now You know what A hymen is But Wait how Was she a virgin For us i guess so i guess so lieutenant dan i tore it up lieutenant dan i tore that ass up like a dog in a bowl of pedigree i was slobbering and barking i was wagging my tail i was wagging my tail. I was wagging my front tail, Lieutenant Dan. Do you have a funny movie?

It's like shows, you know like in movies whenever it's like a person's nervous to have sex, but then they break through and it shows like their montage of them fucking like crazy. So after the first time that he does sex with her, then it does a montage of like, but we were fucking all the time, Lieutenant Dan. And he gets up and he does a front wag. He's like, I was wagging my tail. And he sits there and it's a call wag. He's like, I was wagging my tail. And he sits there. And it's a callback to the Jesus,

or to the Elvis shake. And he's standing there just with his cock. And Lieutenant Dan's in his wheelchair. He can't even go anywhere. And Forrest Gump's cock is right in his fucking face. I thought you were setting up like he was doing what he did with Bubba Gump

and the shrimp sandwich. Like, you could fuck just about anywhere. Yeah. On the floor. I fucked her on the couch, on the countertop. I bent her over the radiator. You can put your penis just, you can come, you can come just about anywhere. In her pussy, in her butthole.

The thing about Lieutenant Dan was I liked it when she told me where to come. Forrest, I- She said, come on my belly. Forrest, I don't need to hear all this. Can I come on your belly, Lieutenant Dan? Not Forrest. Forrest. Sit down, Forrest.

He tries to wheel out, but fucking Forrest stops him. I don't think you realize that you're stuck here, Lieutenant Dan. Forrest? What are you doing, Forrest? It's funny because her asshole looks like a starfish, but it has a little beady thing on it, and she said that's called a hemorrhoid. Why are you telling me this, Forrest? Forrest, I don't want to hear this. Forrest, I really don't want you to tell me about this.

Forrest, put your slacks back on. Sit down. What are you doing? Pull your dickies back up, Forrest. No, Lieutenant Dan, I need to show you what I did. I need to tell you about everything I did, Lieutenant Dan, when I did it. Forrest, please, Forrest. With my wealth, I bought myself a video camera and I recorded all of it. Only Forrest. It's my only fans that people can find me at.

Forrest, I don't want to see this videotape. I'm on Fansly, too. I'm on Fansly. I'm in the top 1%. I'm in the.1% of Fansly. Top.1% of OnlyFans. I've been stroking and sucking my way to the top, Lieutenant Dan. Can you imagine Forrest Gump actually did like solo

OnlyFans content and like watching him jack off with like on like sitting on a toilet and he has like his camera on his like sink and he's like Forrest Gump porn

does exist what? really? are you kidding me? if it's popular it exists no I'm saying are you

assuming this exists or have you seen it? yeah have you seen it? For it's popular, it exists. No, I'm saying, are you assuming this exists, or have you seen it? Yeah, have you seen it? Or is it gump porn? I thought we've looked it up one time. I don't remember. Like, five years ago. It's a shame that even just in the world of sex, that there isn't something called gumping, or something like that, or the gump. I was gumping.

I gumped. I gumped. I gumped a little bit. Like imagine just a little circle of young men. What's your favorite position? Man, I just love reverse cowgirl. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, I know I'm a classic, but I just like missionary. Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Man, I like the gump. Me too. He's like in the circle. Yeah. They named that after me What about it that you like He's on the fucking bed Like cuts back down on the bench

They even named it after me Wait Hold on a second They named the Gump after you Oh well I've heard it all I don't know what people Made a big deal about it I was just moving my hips

And my legs Like how normally It was like dancing. It's just regular missionary. I just started pumping. I started pumping. And dumping. The gump is

he does missionary and then he gets into a dog style pose and he just shits on the bed. And he goes back in, I was pumping and dumping, and they cut it up, calling it the gump. It was really popular in New York. I'm not a big fan of cream pies, Lieutenant Dan. Forrest, please stop telling me this. Why do I want to see a vagina filled with cum?

Why would I want to see another man's cum fill a woman's vagina, Lieutenant Dan? Get me out of this closet, Forrest, let me go to bed. Why would I want to see another man's cum fill a woman's vagina, Lieutenant Dan? Get me out of this closet, Forrest. Forrest, unlock the closet. It goops out of there, and it's just gross, Lieutenant Dan. It looks like an old man's nose. Let me out of this closet, Forrest. I'll let you out, Lieutenant Dan, if I can show you this video. I'm not going to watch it, Forrest.

You're not staying in the closet. Actually, that'd be a whole other kind of can of worms if instead of at a public bus stop, he's sitting in a fucking room that he's rented and Lieutenant Dan's just stuck in a closet and he's telling all these stories to him. Let me out, Forrest. No, but this one time.

Forrest, I haven't eaten in three days, god damn it. No, I didn't tell you about the time. Gump! Remember when I saved you in Vietnam? Let me out, Gump! I'm dying. I didn't tell you about the time the first time I had home nachos, which is just tortilla chips and shredded cheese on the microwave.

You can get your legs back when you hear the rest of my stories, Lieutenant Dan. Forrest, just please give me a little water. I think I make him sound a lot more fucked up than he is in the movie every time. I don't know about that. Lieutenant Dan.

Yeah, a little bit. That's not, yeah, a little bit fucked up. No, but Lieutenant Dan, she had this thing called a pussy, and it stank. He's Forrest. He's pushing chocolate candies through the keyhole in the closet door. He's pushing chocolate coins underneath.

Here you go, Lieutenant Dan. Forrest. Lieutenant Dan. Forrest going back accidentally creates the world's first glory hole. Look at it, Lieutenant Dan. This is what I did the sex with. Forrest, I need some help. Can you pass the toilet paper?

I could just put a hole in here and I could fit it through. Whoops. I'm imagining now the Forrest Gump movie, how he does all these historic things. Like he creates the first glory hole by accident. It'd be funny, especially if in this version of it too, it's like so, it's so much more exaggerated. Like he's at like Lincoln's Gettysburg address. It's like Forrest that's just not possible. You're not that old.

Lincoln was up there talking He had his big hat on. Yeah, big hat. His goofy beard. With a hat as big as his cock, Lieutenant Dan. I'll tell you what. Forrest, you're schizophrenic. What are you talking about? Yeah, Jenny is just the schizophrenic

side of himself. He has multiple personalities. I love, uh, we used to do this bit with Aaron where it was Forrest Gump living with Lieutenant Dan and Forrest just keeps giving Lieutenant, like sneaking Valvoline into everything Lieutenant Dan's eating. He's like, Lieutenant Dan, have a sip of this.

Alright, Forrest. Jesus Christ, Forrest, that's Valvoline. Lieutenant Dan, have a sip of this Alright, Forrest Jesus Christ, Forrest, that's Valvoline Lieutenant Dan, this makes your teeth whiter No, Forrest, it's poison It's for gut health, Lieutenant Dan Well, why are you drinking it then, Lieutenant Dan? You gave it to me, Forrest Well, you shouldn't drink it

It's like apple cider vinegar He's in the shower fucking conditioning his hair Oh, Jesus, my eyes Lieutenant Dan, there's Valvoline in there. Uh Hunter? What? I have to pee. I am gonna get out of this chair.

I'm gonna... I'm gonna time it too. I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna prove that it's not just some 15, 16 second bullshit you know, piss. I've been holding it and I think I deserve to have some relief cause a lot of my mental energy has been going into me holding my piss and I wanna

do you just wanna end the show? I'm not saying to end the show you're not having fun with your friends I get it I'm saying let me piss and I can come back no you go piss we'll finish it off go it was good seeing you man yeah I'll see you Come back and we can... No, you go piss. We'll finish it off. Go.

Bye, Ryan. It was good seeing you, man. Yeah, I'll see you. Thanks for updating me when you were coming by. Yeah, no problem. Hey, who's here, right? I'm sorry that they all freak out about that. Sorry that you have to give every fucking person in Los Angeles your personal schedule.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. This has been our guest, Hunter. A.K.A. Meat Canyon, A.K.A. Papa Meat. Whatever you want to call him. You know. Damn. The same beautiful, lovable man.

We have a great sketch on our channel with him called Fortune Cookies. If you want to watch that. It's one of our personal bests. And if you want to go to Patreon, you can see what happens after this. The After Hours extended clip segment, part of the podcast. Turn the lights off. It's going to get all fun. It's going to be like a boy's sleepover.

So thank you for coming on. You got anything specific you want to promote? Thank you, Matthew. Thank you for coming on. No problem. You have a podcast as well with Noel Noel Miller from Tiny Meat Gang Stretch and Fade Me and Noel have a podcast called Stretch and Fade

Thank you, Matthew It's very funny, I like the clips Thank you so much, Matthew Very good Anyway, you'll see me and Ryan In every future Meat Canyon cartoon And me and Ryan and Hunter Have a TV pilot that is coming to FX next fall. That's coming to Spike TV.

It's coming to Spike TV. We're reviving Manswers. It's going to be fucking awesome. It's going to be so fucking sick. Yeah, we're doing Manswers and we're doing Silent Library. Dude, we're doing. We would not be able to do Silent Library, man. We'd die. You Silent Library. Dude, we're doing. We would not be able to do Silent Library, man. We'd die.

You think so? And we'd laugh. We should try. We should get some alt comedians to come on and be guests with us. Chris D'Elia. Matt and Ryan, that was not funny. But I love Super Mega. But I love Supermega.

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