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another episode of the super mega podcast that's right known as the super mega cast yep hosts matt watson and ryan mcgee aka the funny brothers that's right sick episode 300 Alright, sick. Episode 300 and something. 350 something.
350-3, I think.
Unless the other one does it, I don't know.
Honestly, I have no idea.
We're backlogging episodes right now.
We're fucking stuffing them into the can right now.
Because Matt's about to go on tour.
I am about to go on tour.
About to go far away, to a distant land. Going on a
tour of the inner
corridor of Mongolia
to do my little show tunes
in Mongolia.
Which is weird that a heat map showed
that that's where the epicenter
of your popularity and your audience is.
I wouldn't have expected that. No.
I honestly thought it was going to be
some coastal city in America.
That's what I thought.
But apparently in Mongolia, they love show tunes.
My live show, it's mainly like Broadway, show tune, acapellas, you know, Rent, Joseph and the-
125,600 minutes.
How do you measure Measure a year
In what?
In daylight
Uh huh
In sunsets
Yep
In midnights
In cups of coffee
In inches
Uh huh
In miles
In laughter and strife
Uh huh
You know
Talk about
Love
Talk about Love You know, I'm still bummed that you turned down my offer to come with me.
Because, honestly, I think that you would have been a great partner doing the show tunes.
If you were, like, close by, it would be easy for me to be like,
yeah, I'll go down the coast a little bit and then I'll just fly back to LA.
Two hour flight, whatever.
Three hours, probably.
Yeah.
Mongolia is what, like 26 hours?
Yeah.
It's a bit of a distance, but you'll be there in spirit, man.
Always, always there in spirit.
So I really hope that, you know, a lot of people come and, you know, like I told you.
You already sold out several venues
several several the Mongolian venue several several hundred venues might I yeah, well we've also been talking about the possibility of
adding Turkmenistan
Maybe Kazakhstan You know just for a little bore at me. Maybe maybe yeah, you know, we'll see we'll see
Um, I was gonna do some shows in Ukraine, but, you know.
Recent events.
Yeah.
The war, unfortunately.
Fuck it, dude.
I'm not going to let those stinky, dirty Russians, you know, keep my show tunes away from me.
Those big bullies.
Exactly.
I'm still going to go to Ukraine and do my show tunes.
Oh, this might be news to people.
There's still a war going on in Ukraine.
That's right.
Russia is still, still.
Still at it.
Still going.
Still at it.
And, you know, Ukraine released this, I don't know if it was recent or it was from a bit ago,
but it was like about a counterattack.
It's like this little ad they released, this little short film.
It's a bunch of them going, shh.
They're going, shh. It's like, yeah, you don't tell people short film. It's a bunch of them going, shh. They're going, shh.
It's like, yeah, you don't tell people your plan before you're about to strike.
Whatever.
Reminds me of that quote from, I don't know if it was the Trump era.
I can't remember.
I remember there was this thing with American politicians.
It was like, first off, I'm not going to tell them what I'm going to do before I do it.
What's the point?
Yeah.
That always is weird in war.
They announce Russia and Ukraine. do it what's the point yeah that always is weird in war they like announce uh like russia and
ukraine like they're announcing their counter-offensive before they do it well i'm you
know weird with how good and i guess technologically savvy spies have become you know
yeah if you look at mission impossible did you watch the one with uh philip seymour hoffman
mission impossible i think three i did not i didn't even know he was in that movie they make
masks on the spot of Philip Seymour Hoffman's face Tom Cruise puts a mask of Philip Seymour
Hoffman on his face and people think that it's Philip Seymour Hoffman's face on Tom Cruise's face
so when people think that it's Philip Seymour Hoffman's face, they're like, oh, that's not Tom Cruise's face. It's Philip Seymour Hoffman. It doesn't look like Tom Cruise, you know?
That's insane.
What?
Are you serious? Quit playing, dude.
I'm serious, dude. It was fucking awesome.
That was sick. That all reminded me of, do you remember in like 2019 when Trump just tweeted out like a picture of like a missile launch site from Iran?
That was like, he tweeted out just like this picture from a satellite that was incredibly classified.
And the intelligence community was like freaking out because it's a
super super classified satellite and basically by tweeting out the picture like foreign adversaries
can gather intel on like our like what we're capable of geoguessr guy yeah like what we're
what our satellite specs are and he's just like i'm gonna tweet this i'm gonna tweet it out there
it is just tweeted out this picture from this crazy classified satellite.
I respect him a lot for that.
He said, it's secret, not anymore.
Sorry.
And I respect that.
I mean, everyone has the right to know where it is.
Like Area 51.
I mean, we do know where it is.
But do we really know where it is?
I think Area 51 is fake.
I think it's a decoy.
They actually have a base somewhere else. But Area 51 is like the decoy base.
Like when they were testing out nuclear shit, they built a little fake town, right?
Yeah, they built a little fake town.
Like little fake people?
Little fake houses?
Well, yeah, that was so they could...
A lot of people think that that was just so they could see the destruction,
like the effect of a nuclear bomb on a town.
But the real reason that they built that was because basically they were sick of tourists coming to watch them test the nuclear bombs.
They built this fake town so the tourists would go there and then, you know, no more tourists.
Oh, really?
Yeah, so they could just kill them all.
That's awesome.
It's pretty crazy stuff. i didn't know that see at first i thought that they set up like a fake town to not
rise suspicion in the military goings-on that was happening there so not to rise like to get
suspicion up they made it look like a regular normal town so they could pass off military business as just normal everyday civilian life.
I love those videos from those fake nuke towns where they would just build all those little houses and put the people sitting at the table just so they could blow them up.
And just fucking, they put all those cameras in there.
I love the different angles of the black and white footage of a woman sitting in a chair and she instantly catches on fire.
Well, Indiana Jones survived. He did.
You know how, right? He got into
a refrigerator. He did and it bounced
and bounced and
bounced. That was ridiculous.
Yeah. He just gets in a fridge,
survives a nuclear explosion
and just fucking
What's the new one that
isn't one coming out this year?
The Dial of Destiny.
Or didn't it already come out?
No, it's not out yet.
The Dial of Destiny, dude.
Someone's not up to their Indiana Jones lore.
I'm guessing they're just kind of doing away with Shia LaBeouf's character.
I don't think he's in it at all.
He swung with the monkeys.
I remember, weren't they kind of setting it up to be like,
well, maybe we can make Indiana Jones movies with Shia Laeouf is the because he was still like hot from transformers
and stuff and even stevens he's always gonna be hot from even steve always gonna be hot from even
steve he was not hot he wasn't even he wasn't hot and even stevens as in like uh well he wasn't
unattractive but you know it'd be you know i i can't comment on the attractiveness of a young boy.
If Fabio was a kid, he wouldn't be him.
He was no spring chicken.
I'll say that about him.
Beans, on the other hand.
Beans like fine wine.
Beans is beautiful.
I always forget that Tucker and I did a video with him.
He really has an age.
You look at him, you know exactly who that is
it's actually crazy he
like some people like age changes
their face like a good bit to where you're like
you have to work to recognize him
but with Beans
you just recognize him
what's his name Stephen
something with a D I don't remember
but he was really nice.
He's a nice guy.
You worked with him
on a short film
with Egoraptor?
Egoraptor Jones
and Tucker
and there was just
no room with him.
He was very funny.
He was a very nice guy.
He kissed me a little bit
on the neck
and I really liked it.
He's got a soft kiss,
soft lips.
I think him,
the older brother,
and the actress who played Ren all have a podcast.
A lot of people are doing these, like a lot of shows that were popular in like I guess late 90s, early 2000s.
Or like just early 2000s.
Neds.
Neds Declassified.
Neds Declassified has one.
Where they're constantly, like they're upset because they haven't been given, like, a revival show.
Hey, well, I mean, the podcast is honestly a good way to kind of get that rolling because then they're back in the zeitgeist.
Yep.
And then people, they can also be like, look, people are interested in the podcast.
Well, Ned, you know, from what I heard, he said they had this wonderful idea.
They pitched it because they don't
own the idea
to Ned Declassified
School Survival Guide
you know Nickelodeon does
so they pitched the idea
and they went
nope
no thank you
wait how would they do
a revival though
cause the whole point
is that
he's in like
a life survival guide
I'm guessing
about being an adult
that would honestly
be a great show
of now it's like
a mature show
so there's like
swearing and stuff it would be better than the iCarly show.
The iCarly reboot.
That is so weird.
But I'm happy that that happened
because I love the fact that Jeremy,
what's his name?
Is his name not Jeremy something?
Who plays his?
Jerry Trainor.
Jerry Trainor.
I love to see him get work.
Yeah.
I wish it was him instead of Josh Peck in Christopher Nolan's movie.
In Oppenheimer?
I would have been like, oh, that's cool.
I think I wouldn't have been taken out as much.
Well, if he did one of those Spencer faces, he sees the explosion just...
I can't even do it.
He has such an elastic face like Jim Carrey.
It'd be cool if he played he's a talent he played Crazy Steve
in Oppenheimer
you know
from Drake and Josh
I got everyone popcorn
everyone already has
a bucket of popcorn
ah
jeez
fuck
yeah he can curse
I guess
that's the one
well that was what was weird about
I saw
I watched like the first episode
of the iCarly reboot
and it was just really weird
being like
this is canonically iCarly and she's talking about hooking up with guys and saying, bitch.
I don't want to see like you're bringing, I think you're getting to the like where I'm about to come in here.
You don't want to see adults or characters you grew up with that you watched as a kid.
You know them as kids their
characters are children in your head your nostalgia is just children you don't want to think of them
being like all horny and sexually active they were actually pretty horny on i carly if i remember
though the producers were well yeah the writers as well because actually i remember that kids had
nothing to do with no any of no they weren't they weren't horny themselves, but they were just doing what the producers and writers told them to.
The producers were like, how about you make out a lot in this scene?
How about you just play with your feet a little bit?
Yeah, that shit was weird.
And we start a little thing where we get the fans
that take pictures of their feet and send them in.
Decorate your little feetsie-weetsies.
We've talked about this before, but like...
What if I was in a hot tub with Amanda Pines?
That's such a creepy fucking picture.
Wait, what?
No, not that picture.
That was a sketch he did on the Amanda show.
Oh, that's right.
I've seen like a picture from it.
It's not-
I love how he typically-
He put himself in that.
Typically a movie producer,
the pictures he's known for,
the pictures that like you would think of
would be like him with like these babes
like models in a jacuzzi
like at the Caesar
smoking a cigar
him accepting an award
yeah
but like the pictures
that he's most famous for
is like him in like
him like coddling
like overbearingly
like small children
just gaggles of children
him in like a jacuzzi
with kids
like
just like
not like his kids
no
just child actors just child actors.
Just child actors.
And he is happy in those pictures.
Where he does have that power dynamic
of like, I am your boss.
I do own the show that you work for.
I remember when we first,
I'm just a fun little guy.
I'm just a fun little boy.
He's a child at heart.
So how come,
how come Michael Jackson
gets to be a child at heart
and Dan Schneider doesn't get to be a child
at heart? Facts. You're spinning facts right
now. All I'm saying. That's huge.
That's huge. All I'm saying. And no,
it's not a race thing.
Oh, man. I fucking
Dan Schneider.
I mean,
there's, I'm surprised that that stuff has never fully come to the surface.
You know, because so many people have talked about it.
But it seems like he somehow escaped it.
And I feel like Nickelodeon cutting ties with him in recent years, there wasn't even really like, they gave kind of a blanket reasoning where it's like, oh, he's kind of hard to work with.
But it's like, he was their fucking bread and butter.
He made them all the shows that made them money.
Drake and Josh.
iCarly, Zoey 101.
Yes.
The Gamer's Guide to Everything.
Did he do that one?
Something like that.
He did some gamer show.
He did fucking...
Victorious.
Oh, he did Victorious, but he also did Good Burger.
He did Good Burger, yeah.
Did he direct Good Burger?
Or did he... He had some producing role with the movie. He did Good Burger. did Good Burger yeah did he direct Good Burger or did he
he had some producing role
with the movie
he did Good Burger
and then it was
wait
Kenan and Kel
the show before that
she did that
so I mean like
he's been working
and he's been
making them hits
and then they just
millions of dollars
they must have thought
something was about
to come out
yeah
I guess it never did
unless they were just
trying to save face
they're like the earlier we get this probably the better i mean uh jeanette mccurdy in uh her memoir
i haven't read it i've just heard snippets like on tiktok or yeah instagram wherever uh when it
came out and she a lot of people of course theorize and i don't think she's done anything
to dissuade people from theorizing this. She mentions the producer.
The producer, yeah.
By name, who's very inappropriate and overbearing in the workplace,
especially a workplace that's dealing with mostly kids.
Right.
I've heard he's mean.
Yeah.
I've heard that he would blow up a lot.
So mean, aggressive uh inappropriate so as i said like
the thing is you'd think if he was such a good producer and it was a big out of context thing
jeanette mccurdy or someone would be like no no no no not talking about dan dan i love dan right
you know what i mean like you right unless it oh no no no unless it's very it's very like obvious because i feel
like obvious as uh if it wasn't dan steen's suicide right if it wasn't dan which by the way
there's new details about epstein's suicide that came out recently by the way you're all wrong he
did kill him that's what they're trying to say and the new details that came out is like, he actually was really depressed, guys. Like, he was really sad, you know?
Might be shitty to say this, but hey, he's dead.
Yeah, regardless.
Good riddance.
He's gone.
He's a horrible person.
But yeah, if it wasn't Dan Schneider and she liked Dan Schneider, I feel like she'd be like, guys, no, it's not.
Because I don't want, you know, because I mean, that's a very heavy allegation. So if you're unclear about who it's about and
people are guessing it's about the wrong person, you would want to clear that up.
But NDAs don't protect people from anything illegal, like company. They don't protect
companies from illegal goings on. Like you can't a company can't get someone to sign an NDA and
then do something illegal. And then it's like it's against the law for you to come out and talk about that exactly the problem
I guess being is proving that in a court of law going through the court proceedings and then like
the proof and regardless you know the the the time differential from like when this happened to where
that where this person would then on record put the allegations you know it's right it's a difficult
battle for sure i feel
like nickelodeon probably just didn't want because that would be so bad for nickelodeon if all this
came out and well nickelodeon has a pretty dark past like there there was a producer on i carly
uh he even had a voice role in one episode uh as like an announcer but he was like a writer or a producer, but he went to prison for ****.
And Luke probably bleeped that word just for algorithm
because it will pick up that I said the bad thing.
Yes.
I didn't say a slur.
No.
Okay?
No, no, no, no.
I said something that's one of the worst things in the entire world
that a Hollywood producer was in possession of.
Matt thinks it's one of the worst.
I think it's the worst.
No, okay, it is the worst thing.
Okay, Ryan, thanks, dude.
But yeah, and then they hired him back
after he got out of prison.
Fuck.
But he wasn't allowed to be on set around children,
but he still, they hired him back.
Is that the Ren and Stimpy dude?
Oh, yeah.
He's a...
Why did I want to say John Krasinski?
It's not him.
It's a...
He apparently was a real big groomer
and really fucking creepy
but Dan Schneider
you know
Dan Schneider
we made him in a classic
super mega let's play
of Nintendo 64 wrestling
and iCarly
we had a whole ending
a finale bit
that got clipped
because we played
the iCarly Wii game
and that clip is clipped
on YouTube
of us singing it.
It's fantastic.
Wake up the members of my nation.
It's your time to be.
There's no chance unless you take one and turn and see the brighter side of
every situation.
Some things are meant to be.
So give me a best friend.
Leave the rest to me.
Leave it all to me.
Leave it all to me.
Just leave it all to me.
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only with RBC. Welcome back, everyone. That's right. Another stellar episode where either we're doing not enough bits or too many bits.
We can't really, we're trying to find the magic.
We're, you know, you'd think that we would have found it by now, but.
Too many goofs, too little goofs.
You know.
Too many goofs, too little gaffs.
It's a balancing act, I'll tell you.
Well, I'll break it down for you, Ryan.
Let's get to the science.
And for the listeners.
Our podcast is,
at the core of it,
it's two best friends
just sharing conversation.
And depending on the mood
or the vibe of the day,
you know,
some days we're more tired,
some days we're more energetic,
some days we're in good moods,
some days we're in eh moods,
some days Ryan has a headache
like today.
And we, I think we went through extensive casting to be here.
There was a long line when they were doing Ryan and I saw the line was almost double from Matt.
Yeah.
And so when we read the first time to be best friends on a podcast, it was kind of like they described it because it was the same casting director who did uh the first harry potter movie uh with christopher columbus they said it was it was
just as like awe-inspiring and and and just like lightning in a bottle as when they first casted
their harry potter right on weasley and hermione granger it was that
tight of a bond and and they couldn't see us They didn't cast us on the spot, but they essentially told us.
Yeah, we got the call back pretty quick.
We'll be seeing you again.
Because I think it was actually pretty crazy because I think that there were,
I think there were like 120 something people auditioning for Ryan.
And then I think for Matt.
250 to 300.
Yeah, 250 to 300.
And we each auditioned separately
and then they called us back
and put us in a room together
to test that out
and you know
they hired us right after that
to play Matt and Ryan
super mega
but so yeah
the general vibe of this
has always been
two best friends
right
with a podcast
and you know
sometimes you know
because the nature is just talking it's
not like topic based there's episodes where you know we'll talk more about just movies we've seen
recently because it's just it really is just there's no formula for the conversation we have
right it's not like all right we'll do bit and then we'll talk about politics and then we'll do
a bit and then we'll talk about news or whatever it It's just like whatever we talk about. So sometimes the conversation will be more subdued and not as funny.
It'll be more just like, oh, yeah, this is a movie I saw recently.
And sometimes we'll just be fucking railing the bits out.
You know, it's however we're feeling.
So I guess it does vary episode to episode.
So there are some episodes where we talk like half of it for about a movie.
Right.
And then there's some episodes where, you know, we're just fucking riffing, you know, Forrest Gump bits.
Hell yeah.
Like, let's do one right now.
People have been missing
the Forrest Gump bits.
We stopped doing them
for a while.
And then people said,
where are the Forrest Gump bits?
We did them on the episode
with Meat Canyon.
Let's bring them back
a little bit more.
Lieutenant Dan,
I was thinking about going
to the Bermuda Triangle.
Forrest,
you're going to get lost
if you do that.
That's not true.
Scene.
See? It's not true. Scene. See?
It's always classic.
It worked.
It worked.
That'll be easy to animate.
It's a short bit, too.
That is a...
You guys gotta animate that one, okay?
Honestly, if anyone has
contacts to Tom Hanks,
please show that to them.
We have contacts to Tom Hanks.
I'm fucking forgetting. We have a contact to Tom Hanks, please show that to him. We have contacts to Tom Hanks. I'm fucking forgetting.
We have a contact to Tom Hanks.
Yeah, we got Chet, dude.
When are we getting our boy Chet on the cast?
You're our contact.
You're the in-between.
See, Chet would love you.
You're to Super Mega as what he is to Tom.
You know what I mean?
I am the Chet Hanks of Super Mega.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I'm the Hanks family, I guess. I don't know.
You're Colin. I'm Colin Hanks.
Hey, Colin Hanks is put as a
side character in a lot of big movies.
And I'll tell you something. His face is places.
His face is places, yeah.
That rhymes. But he, I mean, dude,
he was in the Bill Clinton show I watched.
He played an FBI agent, did a great job.
Nice.
What else was he?
He's been in quite a few things.
I watched him on a podcast.
He wore glasses in a movie, I think.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Glasses in a movie.
Wow, Colin.
Okay.
I don't think that people that don't naturally have to wear glasses should be playing people
who have to wear glasses in movies.
100%.
100%.
But that's a bigger discussion.
That's a conversation for another day.
Yeah, and I don't think, quite honestly,
Hollywood, the United States, or most of our audience
are ready to have that conversation.
No, but this conversation is something that probably
in a couple years within the decade
is going to be big and people will come back and point to this episode of super mega cast and go
holy shit they were you know they they were predicting shit they were on it ahead of the
ahead of the you know the fact just like people who uh uh get cast as someone who has green eyes
and they cast a blue-ed person and they give them
contacts or something or sometimes they don't even give them contacts
and it's just like
someone's eye color isn't important
it really pisses me off
it really makes me mad
I don't want to get too heated about it
again this conversation I'm sure will be big in a few years
and it'll be the right time and place right
yeah
Ryan are you seriously eating that banana
why?
should I hear what Justin said? Why? Ryan just cracked up.
Did you not hear what Justin said? What?
Go ahead and eat it. Well, tell me.
Justin said, oh, I can't believe
you just did that. Why?
For the audio listeners, we have a little
exhibit of monkeys, stuffed monkeys.
I'm kind of hungry. And there was a banana.
Justin set this up, and Justin said
he was
excited to eat that banana later.
He said that was his banana.
I can eat half and then save half for him later.
You can just wrap it up again.
Yeah.
Can I have a bite?
Yeah.
That's a big bite, man.
I haven't really...
I've only had a go-go squeeze today.
It's so perfect.
I like them ripe like this.
Like a little spotted.
That is a good banana.
Can I get another bite of that?
Yeah, man.
Let me peel it a little bit for you.
Thank you.
I can't believe some people don't like bananas, man.
It's such a good fruit.
Dude.
Dude, watch this.
Geronimo.
Yeah.
Shot and chaser.
Yeah, this banana's good.
Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, we are just eating the banana.
I'm done with my banana, Matt is done with his banana, and we are, we have a lot of potassium now.
Now we just need to put Justin's half.
Fuck. We got, oh fuck. We ate the whole banana.
Ah shit.
That was such a good banana. It was perfect.
It was such a good banana too. I didn't notice.
I just started eating and
Ah fuck man. He's gonna be
pissed at us. Isn't he?
Did he say he was actually really excited? He did say that
before we started recording uh well we messed up big time it would be a waste of the banana to use
its energy worrying about justin right now we have we have a podcast we're doing right we just
absorbed the energy of that banana so i mean it I don't want to waste the energy by worrying.
Exactly.
I want to use it for the podcast.
We can deal with Justin's wrath later.
And we will.
He's going to be so mad that we...
Do we have any other bananas?
Or is that the last banana?
He might have brought that one from home.
I haven't seen a single...
Have you seen a banana around the office?
No, but I would like some bananas around the office.
You know, so I think that he brought it from home. Because I don't see a single have you seen a banana around the office no but I would like some bananas around the office you know so I think
that he brought it from home
because I don't see
any around here
Jim went grocery shopping
for the Plex recently
and
no there hasn't been
a single fucking banana
maybe do you think
it's possible
we could get away with the
I don't remember
seeing a banana
yep
that will be what we do
we just kind of
gaslight him
not maybe
there never was a banana here
exactly
he's going to come and go where's my banana
and we'll just go what banana
I remember the monkeys
and we'll convince him that it was a false memory
that he created because there were monkeys
and you associate monkeys with bananas
so in his mind
no there was a banana on your desk
yeah and I brought it
I just remember seeing the monkeys and then by saying that there was a banana on your desk. Yeah, and I brought it. It's like, I just remember seeing the monkeys.
Right, and then by saying that there was one on his desk,
it puts the onus that he misplaced his own banana.
Exactly.
Maybe he brought it, thought to set it up,
and it fell and he went to go correct it,
but then he got distracted in conversation and took it somewhere,
accidentally threw it away.
I don't know.
He was throwing some trash.
He had the banana in his hand, accidentally tossed it.
We've all done that type of shit, you know.
Have you ever thrown your phone away by accident?
Yes.
I found my car keys when we lived together in the apartments in Glendale.
Oh, yeah.
And then one time I just found my car keys in the fucking trash because I accidentally
threw them away.
Yeah.
You threw them away.
Did you put them in the trash?
No.
Matthew.
No.
Did you?
No, I didn't.
Did you?
I didn't throw your car keys away.
It's just funny being like, God, yeah, all those times my car keys and my phone ended up in the trash.
I must have accidentally thrown them away.
One time I accidentally put my phone in the freezer.
Dude, I remember you frantically searching for your wallet or something.
There were several times when we lived together
where you were like,
I can't find my wallet
or my keys
and you just went on a rampage
to the apartment.
There's this,
I don't know if anybody else
in the audience,
maybe you can connect with me
and I think you connect
with me a little bit.
I think I get it from my dad
potentially,
but whenever I've misplaced something
and there's not an absolute
to like I know where this is.
Right.
I,
my brain freaks out and I can't focus on anything else until that thing is
found.
Whether it's car keys,
wallet,
phone,
like it's not like,
even if it's a spare set of keys,
let's say,
and I already have keys to the house and I'm good on keys.
If this, if like, like if I if I find out
like I go check where the spare key is and it's not there I'm like fuck shit now I don't know
where this like I just need to know where it is yeah I remember we were about to freak out we're
about to go on stage for a live show once and you couldn't find my phone your phone in the green
room and you were just fucking ripping it was in the couch because it's like
that anxiety
dude I was nervous
that you weren't gonna be able
to find it
because I was like
it's gonna throw off
the groove of the show
I just
but it didn't
we found it
you found it
you found it
it was deep in the couch
you know
but uh
yeah pretty crazy stuff
I'm sorry man
I just can't get
I'm still thinking about
the banana thing
with Justin
I think
dude cause he's gonna well he doesn't watch he doesn't like us enough to ever watch anything I just can't get, I'm still thinking about the banana thing with Justin. I think, dude,
cause he's gonna,
well,
he doesn't watch the,
he doesn't like us enough to ever watch anything he's not in.
So he's not going to watch this episode.
So he's not going to know about the banana at all.
Unless our,
you know,
people say that we're immature and we're children.
Yet we have a bunch of tattletales that watch the podcast and they go,
Oh,
Justin,
this new podcast episode. they ate your banana.
Danny, they're speaking ill on you.
Danny, they're saying that you're in the Oath Keepers.
Next thing you know, Dan hits us with a $30 million lawsuit.
So thanks, guys.
Yep.
Thanks a lot.
Really, real mature.
Real mature, guys.
So don't go running and tattletale on us to justin that we ate his banana and if
justin's watching this what banana there never was a banana and especially doing a bit and especially
don't update barry when all of you take the time right now to go send barry at razadoop here's
his twitter handle go go go send him pictures of sulfur just a picture of
sulfur right no no words no nothing just sulfur just sulfur and don't say the super mega boys
sent me or no you know just just send him some sulfur yeah just pictures of sulfur tweeted at
him it's been a while since he's gotten some pictures of sulfur and he it's his favorite
thing he he's a big sulfur head. He loves sulfur.
Remember, don't tell these people, you know, we're trying to make
their days better without them thinking that we're
trying to get attention from it. Right.
It's some sort of collaborative move.
We're just trying to make people that we hold dear
feel a little
pleasant during the day. I'm talking about Barry from
Game Grumps. Barry Kramer. Barry Kramer.
Also, Twitch streams. And he's related to. Barry Kramer. Barry Kramer. Also Twitch streams.
And he's related to Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld.
Yep.
They don't talk much after the whole thing,
but you know.
Yeah, but anyway,
Barry loves sulfur,
so let him,
that sounds like,
that could be the name of his YouTube channel.
Barry Loves Sulfur.
It sounds like a nice stream name or,
you know.
Okay.
Like a streamer name.
Hashtag Barry Loves Sulfur.
He does. With a picture of sulfur. Maybe as, I don you know. Okay. Like a streamer name. Hashtag Barry loves sulfur. He does.
With a picture of sulfur.
Maybe as, I don't know,
maybe people already,
I don't want people to resend things.
Yeah, just let them know you care
with a little bit of sulfur.
Just don't say we sent you
because that defeats the whole purpose
of a nice gesture.
It does.
You know, it's like,
it's like if someone at Chick-fil-A drive-thru
was paying for someone's meal, instead of driving off, they got out of their car, went to the person behind them and went, I'm paying for your meal.
I just paid for your meal.
You know, it just defeats the Good Samaritan aspect.
It's like donating to charity and, you know, telling everyone, you know, hey, look, I just donated to charity.
Granted, a lot of people are forced into doing that because people judge them for how they spend their money.
But then they pick apart the charities that they choose to support.
It's a fun process.
It is.
That a lot of influencers go through.
Yeah.
But I think what's bigger than donating to charities is brightening Barry's Day with a little bit of sulfur.
And I also think, not just Barry's Day, we have an obligation to brighten the days of our viewers.
And what better way to do that than to give them some ad reads?
Yeah, it's their favorite part.
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And welcome back.
Sorry, I just...
I gotta take a shit.
I know we just got back.
Luke, you know what?
Luke's been working on a new deodorant of his.
He has his own deodorant brand,
and I said he could advertise it on the...
Luke, throw up the advertisement for your new deo sticks,
or whatever the fuck you call it.
Go ahead, Luke.
Has this ever happened to you?
Are you tired of your friends and family being disgusted by how you smell?
Do they hate the way chemical deodorants smell on you?
Well, try this.
The all-natural new...
Jim.
Jim, get out of here.
Okay, I'm trying to record an ad for my deodorant brand,
and you're really not making this easier.
Okay, you're being a real fucking pest right now, actually.
Sorry about that.
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Welcome back, everyone. And thank you, Luke.
We will be sure to buy ourselves a stick or two.
Yeah.
I don't really like the way his deodorant smells that he's making.
I mean, it's interesting.
It's fun little scents.
You know?
They're... I don't know.
It's just usually deodorant.
You know, you want like a...
Also...
Like a good smell.
That, um... I'm just...
The pair of glasses you let me borrow,
because I used them to...
They fell into the toilet with the poo-poo.
And I accidentally flushed it down with the poop.
Those glasses were expensive, dude.
I might have to go...
Wait, how did you...
Why did you flush it with the poop?
Why didn't you... I was in a... I just just there was a lot going on were you bending down inspecting
the the feces how did they fall off your face into the toilet uh i don't know how it happened
but i'm just letting you know so i'm sorry okay well are you gonna pay me back for those those
are very expensive glasses yeah i'll uh'll, uh, you can just...
Those are prescription, you know.
You can just Venmo request me or something.
That's like 800 bucks.
Yeah, we'll take care of it at some point.
Okay.
How did those even fit down the toilet?
I think it broke into several pieces somehow.
What?
I don't know.
It's weird.
Okay.
All right, well.
It was all a blur.
They're just... All right, we'll leave it there then.
Don't have to touch that any further then.
Fine.
I'm a little upset, to be honest.
I mean, the toilet couldn't really flush,
so you could go try to...
I didn't want to dig through it.
You didn't flush all the way?
You clogged it
and you just left it well we have to record the podcast okay that's a fair point now justin can
probably tackle that yeah i'll text him let him know he needs to go clean out the toilet okay good
but uh i have been playing yeah Tears of the...
Sorry.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
I was just saying...
Just continue.
I was just about to mention something I'm doing in my spare time.
I'm sorry for interrupting.
No, it's fine.
Just go.
I've been playing Zelda Tears of the Kingdom.
And I know, Matt, you didn't beat or play Breath of the Wild.
I played Breath of the Wild.
I just didn't get very far.
You didn't get very far.
And your big hang-up about Tears of the Kingdom was really like,
it's a sequel, do I really have to?
I think it's its own separate thing.
You don't have to.
Like, it's nice. It's like there's some's own separate thing you don't have to like it's nice
it's like
there's some returning characters
but you don't need to know
the backstory of anything
it's it's own
consolidated story
I would say
are you having fun
with the Koroks
I'm having
I'm not doing too much
of the Koroks
the Koroks stuff
because like
you're not building stuff
every now and then
I'll build stuff
just uh
they
it's a lot of chores
I'd rather do the shrines i'd rather fight things i'd rather
make fun little weapons the dungeons are very fun in this game it's just the whole you can basically
uh you know the crafting system that they have and the abilities they give you one of the ones
they sell you you can go up under a surface up to the top of it you can like go like meld through it essentially oh whoa
so you can like look up go right up there um but the best part is the abilities they give you
to build stuff you can meld things together which means you can even like put a spring on your
shield so that when you go to shield surf you'll like bounce really far up that's sick um you can
put a like a flame emitter on your shield, so when you use your shield,
it sprays out flames.
What?
You can attach all sorts of stuff to your shield,
your sword.
You can attach one sword to another sword.
You can attach an apple to a wooden spoon
and use it as a weapon.
That's really cool, actually.
You can do anything you want.
That's sick.
You can make little machines.
Right now, I'm trying to find where I can get
There's because you unlock parts that you can keep and use
throughout the game like fans or batteries
wheels stuff to make things with and one of the parts that I'm trying to find right now is a
Steering stick because then you can right now with carts you can't really steer it it's just hit the fan it blows
and I'm wheeling
in a straight line
but once I get that steering stick
brother needs that steering stick
that's me
you'll be skirting around like crazy
you'll be tooting around in that little thing
and uh
I'm gonna say highly recommend
highly sorry I almost burned myself alive on our in that little thing. And I'm going to say, highly recommend... Okay.
Highly sorry.
I almost burned myself alive
on our bright neon sign.
It's a beautiful sign.
It's a great sign.
I just...
I recommend it.
If you ever find yourself time...
Right now, it's busy.
I could see it being like a holiday...
I might have to, man.
...joy.
Start playing it like on the flight home,
while you're at home. It's a nice calm game that you don't necessarily have to, man. Joy. Start playing it like on the flight home, while you're at home.
It's a nice calm game that you don't necessarily have to rush through.
I got a lot of travel coming up, so.
Might be worth it.
Maybe even on tour.
I might.
That's what I was thinking.
You know, when I'm in Mongolia, you know, there's a lot of downtime.
Are they screening Oppenheimer in Mongolia?
No, but I'm getting a special screening set up for myself.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Mongolia? No, but I'm getting, I'm getting a special screening set up for myself. Perfect.
Basically the Mongolian prime minister, you know, is so overjoyed that I'm coming to do my show tune routine in, in his country. So he said, you know, is there anything we can do like to accommodate
you better? And I said, well, I'd like to see Oppenheimer. So they're setting up a, they're
actually building an entire like movie theater for me. Well, you saw quickly they build hospitals, you know
Mm-hmm. Yeah, so it's pretty crazy pretty crazy stuff, but I do want to play tears of the kingdom
It's good. It seems cool. It's good. It's fun. It's like a fun little playground you you like
Katamari the new Katamari just came out or it's
Fun and playful creativity, right?
That's what breath of the wild, Nintendo just knocks it out of the
park with a lot of their shit.
The last Mario game, Mario Odyssey, was great.
They're working on Mario Kart 9 right now.
Are they actually?
Back in early 2022, they said
it was in development. Would it be coming out?
So, the Switch's
life cycle. The Switch came out
do you remember what year? Oh, it's been
out for like 7 or 8 years. That's a console's life cycle. Yeah, that's the thing. Are they came out, do you remember what year? Oh, it's been out for like seven or eight years.
That's a console's life cycle.
Yeah, that's the thing is like.
Are they coming out with something else?
I don't know.
It's like the Switch is so successful that I'm trying to figure out like.
Maybe something a little more powerful.
Are they?
Well, it's like I don't know what the next thing would be.
Because the Switch is.
The Switch is kind of, it's perfect.
It's handheld and it's TV
They did the OLED, but I mean like maybe a little more powerful it can run better games
But they like to get like Nintendo always tries to get like gimmicky. Yeah
So it's like I don't know if it they would just do like a switch to
But I don't know dude. They might just bank it on the switch and just keep upgrading the switch now, you know
But I don't know dude they might just bank it on the switch and just keep upgrading the switch now, you know
So but because of the lifecycle thing already kind of being where it's at I'm like well for new games like another Mario Kart would they make that for switch or would they?
Wait until there's a new console out. I feel like they just have to make another switch. You know I
Feel like an idiot
Why I feel like an idiot. Why?
Why?
I thought I lost your glasses, so I came up with some elaborate story that you would believe,
that you would understand.
Like, oh, he had an accident and they got lost,
but I accidentally, I just, I put them on my collar and I just found them.
So you didn't...
I didn't want you to be mad at me,
so I tried to think of something that was out of my control.
So you dropped them in a bowl of shit, and...
I just left them on the collar of my shirt.
Man, just be honest with me.
And I just found them.
Just say...
I just didn't want you to be upset.
I didn't even notice them there.
You always lose shit, dude.
You lose...
We had a conversation in this podcast about me losing stuff.
I'd never be upset.
I thought, like, if I accidentally...
If it got covered in poop and it fell in, you wouldn't want them anymore or something. I'd still be upset. I thought like if I accidentally- if it got covered in poop and it fell in, you wouldn't want them anymore or something.
I'd still want them.
If it's your poop.
They're not covered in poop. They're on my face now because I realized that they were just on my- on my What Up Grinch's hoodie.
I didn't even notice you had them on your shirt, man.
I mean, I feel like a daft fool, honestly.
Like, that reflects poorly on me as well.
That just shows I'm stupid.
You know, I'm blind.
I'm dumb.
I'm sorry, man.
No, you're good.
Why am I apologizing?
I don't know.
But it was nice.
And I appreciate it.
Okay, I won't rescind it.
Then I'll just keep the apology out there in the open.
I'm just...
Thank you.
Feels good.
Thanks.
That means a lot.
Yeah.
Feels good. Just say, you know, I'm sorry.
Right? Yeah. You like it?
Makes you feel better? Where'd you hear this
information about Mario Kart 9?
Well, I googled
Mario Kart 9 the other day
and let me show you.
Okay. Let me show you.
I'm going to use the powers of Google as well.
Mario Kart 9. I searched it
Mario Kart 9 is reportedly in development with a new twist now. This was January 7th 2022. This was reported. Oh
Damn
What do you think the twist would be?
I don't know but this way I mean this this might be updated news now
I don't know.
But this might be updated news now.
Mario Kart 9 is a new installment in the Mario Kart series,
which is the 10th Mario Kart game and will be exclusive for the Nintendo Switch, which will be released in spring of 2025.
Interesting.
2025?
They were saying that the twist is that it borrows a load of mechanics from F1 race stars, including the damage system.
Enjoy hitting those pit lanes every time it comes up or something.
I don't know.
I love Mario Kart.
Maybe you'll take damage and your kart will do worse if you bump into people and you want to go faster.
You have to stop.
I don't know.
It's weird.
Honestly, Mario Kart is one of those things that they don't really need to change too much.
No.
It's like they don't need to be creating new concepts for the game.
Like, honestly, for me, it's like just add more characters and more karts and maps.
Like, that's what's fun.
Maybe some new items, but like you don't necessarily need to add like a damage system and all this crazy shit.
Unless it's really fun.
Mario Kart in of itself, the fun is racing your friends and trying to beat your friends.
So it's like, know it's and having that like having the skill gap not be as wide right because of the fun items
that are used keep it simple stupid yeah exactly you know if it ain't broke don't try to fix it
keep it stupid simple exactly exactly still works if you're calling someone simple exactly
like simple jack simple is a great if you're calling someone simple. Exactly. Like Simple Jack.
Simple's a great insult.
You're so fucking simple
sometimes, dude.
You ma-ma-ma-ma-ma
make me happy.
Simple Jack.
Mm-hmm.
Tropic Thunder.
Great movie.
You make it rain
from my eyeballs.
Whatever he says.
You know, something like that.
They make him do
the live performance of it.
Yep. Such a good movie. Yeah, dude, they could never make tropic thunder today they couldn't yeah no
they couldn't they could they have the money to but would they i like the argument being not because
it's politically incorrect but just because they don't have the funding they don't they could never
make that movie today no funding matthew mcconaughey's character and that is so fucking
funny so is fucking Tom
Cruise Tom Cruise is it's
his best role I will say
it again and again and
again my favorite role
I've seen him in it is
his best role it's better
than any Jerry Maguire
Jerry Maguire you know
whatever his see so
attractive he is hot so
charismatic as Jerry when
I was watching Eyes Wide
Shut recently I was
thinking I was like Tom
Cruise is an attractive gentleman.
And he also has not aged.
It's actually crazy.
Well, I was looking at set photos
of the most recent Mission Impossible,
and I'm starting to see that age.
You're starting to see his face sag.
Scientology isn't helping out like it used to,
is all I'm saying.
Scientology kept him youthful.
They probably gave him children's serum,
adrenochrome or something, to inject into his face to keep him youthful
because he actually like looked
you know, it can't be his genes. It can't be his DNA.
He's got to have some crazy
just, you know, Scientology kind of
helping him out with age. But yeah,
he can only hide it for so long. He's got all his Xeno
and all his aliens or whatever, right?
That they're praying to. Uh-huh.
He knows about them, right? He's at the top T. He knows about Xeno. He is at the top too. whatever, right? That they're praying to. Uh-huh. He knows about them, right? He's at the top T.
He knows about Zinu.
He is at the top T.
Yeah, right?
He is a large pillar of the Church of Scientology.
I can't imagine the shock it must have been.
Like before Zinu,
when Zinu used to be like the big secret thing
that you had to pay to find out about,
going through the program and just being like,
oh, this is a nice self-help type ideology know ideology that that works for me it makes me feel really good and then like
the people in charge are like all right you want to know some real shit and it's like yeah and then
they're just yeah so there's this galactic overlord named xenu that dumped the souls of of of aliens
into a volcano and and you're just like, what? What?
What?
In the HBO documentary,
they talk about that,
the people that get to the top,
and then they were just like,
what the fuck is this?
It's made for a movie.
I mean,
the Masters was kind of representing Scientology.
I feel like there could be a better Scientology movie, though.
We haven't had a good Scientology movie.
Probably us.
We could be the ones to take on Scientology.
We get Tom Cruise to unknowingly
have a cameo in a movie
that disses Scientology.
We would be in so much trouble.
We would.
Well, like, not, not,
we, well, yeah,
we'd be in,
they'd probably sue us,
but I would not be even,
the lawsuit wouldn't be
what would scare me.
I'd be scared of, like,
what is science.
Them following us.
The shit they're,
they're fucking terrifying
yeah they they like camp out at people's houses and stuff they bought the house one of the guys
that like uh defected from scientology they bought the house across the street from him so they could
spy on him 24 7 and then they'd show up at his front door with his face on a t-shirt with like
websites with his name they buy all the all the domain names
with his name and make it so the search results anytime you searched his name were just horrible
things it's like they're fucking terrifying you know where's shelly she's hanging out somewhere
dude leave her alone dude she's in a bubble bath chill out she's got cucumbers on her eyes
hair done up in pins six feet feet under? Living the life...
Think she's dead? Six feet under the ground
at a sauna. Yeah, an underground sauna.
A spa. You think she's dead?
Or do you think she's just in the hole?
I don't think she's dead. I think that's when
law enforcement and shit would actually probably...
Dude, law enforcement doesn't want to touch
Scientology. I get that, but
I don't know.
I don't feel like she's...
There's a lot of big, prominent figures from Scientology
that have been missing for a long time,
and no one, like, does anything about it.
They're all hanging out, dude, in Brazil.
They're all at the hole, probably.
They're on Bermuda Triangle.
No one thinks to go there.
That's true.
Why don't we put a secret base there?
There is a secret base at the Bermuda Triangle.
What?
It's underwater. Atlantis? Mm-hmm. Alien there? There is a secret base to the Bermuda Triangle. What? It's underwater.
Atlantis?
Mm-hmm.
Alien UFOs come out of it.
It's pretty crazy.
I read about it on 4chan.
I miss the times when I was a kid and shit,
like the Bermuda Triangle and Loch Ness Monster
and everything was like,
it's almost as if a big action blockbuster
could happen in the real world, in your eyes. It's like
the imagination you have to think
like for me to have had to think that that shit
was possible. I sometimes
wish that I still thought
we can make it happen. We could.
Bermuda Triangle is really
it's just bogus. Unfortunately.
I watched a video about it and I was
like is there something to it? Nope.
It's bogus. But imagine how cool it would be. It would be cool. I watched a video about it and I was like, is there something to it? Nope. It's bogus.
But imagine how cool it would be.
It would be cool.
I mean,
ships do go missing there,
but ships go missing
all over the world in the ocean
because it's the ocean.
But there's something cool
about the legend
of like the Bermuda Triangle.
It's like there's this triangle.
They're like a mysterious island.
Who fucking knows?
That's where the-
We do know.
That's where the island
of lost dreams is.
Yes.
It's in the Bermuda Triangle.
Ships just vanish, but I meanangle ships just vanish but I mean ships just
vanish to begin with
because the ocean is a
ocean is a rough mistress
you know
we should start sailing
more man
okay
sailboat
no motor
no we should sail
across the Pacific
you and me
there's a really good
documentary
I wish I could remember
the name of it
about this like
young girl who just sails just from like i don't know if it's all around the
world but it's a fucking let me see if i can find it i could never you couldn't pay me enough money
to fucking sail around the world that's too too fucking i mean it would be so cool like in concept
i'd love to do it but it's just the ocean is too scary man you hit a storm
you hit big ass waves you're just you know if something goes wrong you're in the middle of the
ocean no one's coming to help you fucking okay yeah maiden trip i saw i saw this back in like
2013 i think i've mentioned it before but i i recommend it it's a documentary it's called maiden
trip came out in 2013 14 year old laura decker sets out on a two year voyage in pursuit of her dream to become the youngest
person ever to sail around the world alone
that's terrifying
it was really fucking cool I'd recommend it
cause it really is
she documents herself? oh that's cool
the whole fucking trip
like exactly where she goes
she stops off
it's not just a beeline.
There are experiences that she has within the documentary of stopping off at these places.
But really, it's something to behold.
To think about a 14-year-old, two whole years.
She was 14?
Yes.
Started when she was 14.
Why did her parents let her do that?
Because they love sailing.
We're a sailing family.
That is crazy.
Just parents being like
Alright 14 year old daughter
You can go sail by yourself
Around the world
In the open ocean dude
Go ahead
Why not
She must have been
A really good sailor
Oh she's phenomenal
That would be a cool skill
To have
But like
I don't know
There's parts of the world
That you have to go through
Like a
The Cape
Like a
Around like South Africa It's one of like The most treacherous places In the world for the oceans, like around like South Africa.
It's one of like the most treacherous places in the world for the oceans.
It's just like, mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm.
She did it.
Sometimes she has guests.
I watched a documentary on YouTube about this guy
that there was a contest that some company put on that was like,
you have to sail solo around the world,
and the first one back gets a
lot of money or something put your life on the line yeah so he's like this guy was like i'm gonna do
it and he built his own boat and he got like a sponsor but it was just like not good and uh he
he left like he got this huge sponsor and he he had to do it otherwise he'd be in debt to them
and he just like he just never back no he sailed down a little bit
and was like
oh fuck
so he lied
so he faked his
he just stayed like
in the middle of the Atlantic
for like months
and just faked his positioning
and his like
book about like
where he was
and then came back
and then everyone found out about it
he was a fraud
he still stood out in the ocean
for months
yeah but he just
he just kind of
pussied out
he just got out there
and was like I don't want to do this.
Yeah, I mean...
There might have also been a technical issue.
I think he just realized it was impossible for him, for his boat, and just gave up.
Can't blame him, but damn.
He looks like a darn fool.
Looks like a darn fool.
You can use damn in this situation.
Looks like a damn fool.
You know who else would look like a darn fool?
The viewers if they don't subscribe to the Patreon?
Exactly.
So they could get
the After Hours.
That's right.
Which is a separate part
of the podcast.
That's its own thing
up on the Patreon
that goes along
with every podcast.
If you want to see us
talk more about sailing,
that's where to go.
The Patreon.
That's right.
We don't just talk
more about sailing.
Mainly about sailing.
We also have
a fun
little show called uncle sleepover we have recorded recently uh our my favorite episode
we've only done yet uh we watched taken and we did commentary over the movie taken and honestly like
dude you were you were just busting out some zingers right from the get-go that had thanks
man you you actually made me cry i there were tears from how hard i was laughing so and it was a low energy day
i know we just put taken on and it's just it's it's really just too bro because i let me get
the vibe for everyone in you know listening that decide to go to the patreon for those who
are patreons who experience this it was kind of a gloomy day it was just kind of like low energy
raining outside so we were like we need to let's let's uh what are we gonna get done today we're
like okay let's let's do some uncle sleepover and so we get ready we get set down and we play the
movie who knows how it's gonna go it's it's a chill day and the the brotherly bond. Oh my God. Just was impeccable.
It was fantastic.
The show I would describe,
so basically the way the show works,
for those that don't know,
is like you just,
you play a movie,
the movie that we pick,
and you press play on our episode.
We count down.
Yeah, we count down.
You press play at the same time as us.
So then you watch the movie with us
and hear our funny jokes and commentary of the movie but uh taken was fucking probably the best home we've
done yeah it's just the vibe it's literally i guess the vibe of like hanging out with your
friends and watching a movie and you guys are cracking jokes about the movie while you watch
it that's all it is turn on subtitles for you know we did all three spy kids movies we did kangaroo
jack we did the social network deep into this show oh yeah so if
you want to enjoy that plus a lot of other extras movie that that was another fun one as i said if
you want to enjoy uh enjoy all these extras the uncle sleepover the extra podcast the the q a's
the monthly q a's uh go over to our patreon and support us there that's right but if you can't
don't feel bad about it thank you for watching and supporting the podcast regardless.
Matt, take us out, baby.
Ooh.
You look so good in the moonlight.
Your feminine frame and your blue eyes.
I want to kiss your lips and gently touch your hips
I wanna
kiss your heart
and make love to you
such
sweet love to you
I love
making love to
you
I just made that up, pretty cool right?
Thank you.
Bye, guys.
See you next week.
Man, it's always a slam dunk when I see Ryan and Matt.
Love you guys.
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