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Episode Date: June 24, 2023

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Starting point is 00:01:34 Start today. Visit rbc.com forward slash your business. Register, bank, and grow your business. Only with RBC. bank and grow your business only with rbc another episode of the super mega podcast that's right known as the super mega cast yep hosts matt watson and ryan mcgee aka the funny brothers that's right sick episode 300 Alright, sick. Episode 300 and something. 350 something. 350-3, I think. Unless the other one does it, I don't know. Honestly, I have no idea. We're backlogging episodes right now.
Starting point is 00:02:19 We're fucking stuffing them into the can right now. Because Matt's about to go on tour. I am about to go on tour. About to go far away, to a distant land. Going on a tour of the inner corridor of Mongolia to do my little show tunes in Mongolia.
Starting point is 00:02:34 Which is weird that a heat map showed that that's where the epicenter of your popularity and your audience is. I wouldn't have expected that. No. I honestly thought it was going to be some coastal city in America. That's what I thought. But apparently in Mongolia, they love show tunes.
Starting point is 00:02:49 My live show, it's mainly like Broadway, show tune, acapellas, you know, Rent, Joseph and the- 125,600 minutes. How do you measure Measure a year In what? In daylight Uh huh In sunsets Yep
Starting point is 00:03:10 In midnights In cups of coffee In inches Uh huh In miles In laughter and strife Uh huh You know
Starting point is 00:03:18 Talk about Love Talk about Love You know, I'm still bummed that you turned down my offer to come with me. Because, honestly, I think that you would have been a great partner doing the show tunes. If you were, like, close by, it would be easy for me to be like, yeah, I'll go down the coast a little bit and then I'll just fly back to LA. Two hour flight, whatever. Three hours, probably.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Yeah. Mongolia is what, like 26 hours? Yeah. It's a bit of a distance, but you'll be there in spirit, man. Always, always there in spirit. So I really hope that, you know, a lot of people come and, you know, like I told you. You already sold out several venues several several the Mongolian venue several several hundred venues might I yeah, well we've also been talking about the possibility of
Starting point is 00:04:15 adding Turkmenistan Maybe Kazakhstan You know just for a little bore at me. Maybe maybe yeah, you know, we'll see we'll see Um, I was gonna do some shows in Ukraine, but, you know. Recent events. Yeah. The war, unfortunately. Fuck it, dude. I'm not going to let those stinky, dirty Russians, you know, keep my show tunes away from me.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Those big bullies. Exactly. I'm still going to go to Ukraine and do my show tunes. Oh, this might be news to people. There's still a war going on in Ukraine. That's right. Russia is still, still. Still at it.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Still going. Still at it. And, you know, Ukraine released this, I don't know if it was recent or it was from a bit ago, but it was like about a counterattack. It's like this little ad they released, this little short film. It's a bunch of them going, shh. They're going, shh. It's like, yeah, you don't tell people short film. It's a bunch of them going, shh. They're going, shh. It's like, yeah, you don't tell people your plan before you're about to strike.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Whatever. Reminds me of that quote from, I don't know if it was the Trump era. I can't remember. I remember there was this thing with American politicians. It was like, first off, I'm not going to tell them what I'm going to do before I do it. What's the point? Yeah. That always is weird in war.
Starting point is 00:05:23 They announce Russia and Ukraine. do it what's the point yeah that always is weird in war they like announce uh like russia and ukraine like they're announcing their counter-offensive before they do it well i'm you know weird with how good and i guess technologically savvy spies have become you know yeah if you look at mission impossible did you watch the one with uh philip seymour hoffman mission impossible i think three i did not i didn't even know he was in that movie they make masks on the spot of Philip Seymour Hoffman's face Tom Cruise puts a mask of Philip Seymour Hoffman on his face and people think that it's Philip Seymour Hoffman's face on Tom Cruise's face so when people think that it's Philip Seymour Hoffman's face, they're like, oh, that's not Tom Cruise's face. It's Philip Seymour Hoffman. It doesn't look like Tom Cruise, you know?
Starting point is 00:06:10 That's insane. What? Are you serious? Quit playing, dude. I'm serious, dude. It was fucking awesome. That was sick. That all reminded me of, do you remember in like 2019 when Trump just tweeted out like a picture of like a missile launch site from Iran? That was like, he tweeted out just like this picture from a satellite that was incredibly classified. And the intelligence community was like freaking out because it's a super super classified satellite and basically by tweeting out the picture like foreign adversaries
Starting point is 00:06:52 can gather intel on like our like what we're capable of geoguessr guy yeah like what we're what our satellite specs are and he's just like i'm gonna tweet this i'm gonna tweet it out there it is just tweeted out this picture from this crazy classified satellite. I respect him a lot for that. He said, it's secret, not anymore. Sorry. And I respect that. I mean, everyone has the right to know where it is.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Like Area 51. I mean, we do know where it is. But do we really know where it is? I think Area 51 is fake. I think it's a decoy. They actually have a base somewhere else. But Area 51 is like the decoy base. Like when they were testing out nuclear shit, they built a little fake town, right? Yeah, they built a little fake town.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Like little fake people? Little fake houses? Well, yeah, that was so they could... A lot of people think that that was just so they could see the destruction, like the effect of a nuclear bomb on a town. But the real reason that they built that was because basically they were sick of tourists coming to watch them test the nuclear bombs. They built this fake town so the tourists would go there and then, you know, no more tourists. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:08:01 Yeah, so they could just kill them all. That's awesome. It's pretty crazy stuff. i didn't know that see at first i thought that they set up like a fake town to not rise suspicion in the military goings-on that was happening there so not to rise like to get suspicion up they made it look like a regular normal town so they could pass off military business as just normal everyday civilian life. I love those videos from those fake nuke towns where they would just build all those little houses and put the people sitting at the table just so they could blow them up. And just fucking, they put all those cameras in there. I love the different angles of the black and white footage of a woman sitting in a chair and she instantly catches on fire.
Starting point is 00:08:45 Well, Indiana Jones survived. He did. You know how, right? He got into a refrigerator. He did and it bounced and bounced and bounced. That was ridiculous. Yeah. He just gets in a fridge, survives a nuclear explosion and just fucking
Starting point is 00:09:01 What's the new one that isn't one coming out this year? The Dial of Destiny. Or didn't it already come out? No, it's not out yet. The Dial of Destiny, dude. Someone's not up to their Indiana Jones lore. I'm guessing they're just kind of doing away with Shia LaBeouf's character.
Starting point is 00:09:16 I don't think he's in it at all. He swung with the monkeys. I remember, weren't they kind of setting it up to be like, well, maybe we can make Indiana Jones movies with Shia Laeouf is the because he was still like hot from transformers and stuff and even stevens he's always gonna be hot from even steve always gonna be hot from even steve he was not hot he wasn't even he wasn't hot and even stevens as in like uh well he wasn't unattractive but you know it'd be you know i i can't comment on the attractiveness of a young boy. If Fabio was a kid, he wouldn't be him.
Starting point is 00:09:48 He was no spring chicken. I'll say that about him. Beans, on the other hand. Beans like fine wine. Beans is beautiful. I always forget that Tucker and I did a video with him. He really has an age. You look at him, you know exactly who that is
Starting point is 00:10:05 it's actually crazy he like some people like age changes their face like a good bit to where you're like you have to work to recognize him but with Beans you just recognize him what's his name Stephen something with a D I don't remember
Starting point is 00:10:24 but he was really nice. He's a nice guy. You worked with him on a short film with Egoraptor? Egoraptor Jones and Tucker and there was just
Starting point is 00:10:33 no room with him. He was very funny. He was a very nice guy. He kissed me a little bit on the neck and I really liked it. He's got a soft kiss, soft lips.
Starting point is 00:10:42 I think him, the older brother, and the actress who played Ren all have a podcast. A lot of people are doing these, like a lot of shows that were popular in like I guess late 90s, early 2000s. Or like just early 2000s. Neds. Neds Declassified. Neds Declassified has one.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Where they're constantly, like they're upset because they haven't been given, like, a revival show. Hey, well, I mean, the podcast is honestly a good way to kind of get that rolling because then they're back in the zeitgeist. Yep. And then people, they can also be like, look, people are interested in the podcast. Well, Ned, you know, from what I heard, he said they had this wonderful idea. They pitched it because they don't own the idea to Ned Declassified
Starting point is 00:11:29 School Survival Guide you know Nickelodeon does so they pitched the idea and they went nope no thank you wait how would they do a revival though
Starting point is 00:11:35 cause the whole point is that he's in like a life survival guide I'm guessing about being an adult that would honestly be a great show
Starting point is 00:11:42 of now it's like a mature show so there's like swearing and stuff it would be better than the iCarly show. The iCarly reboot. That is so weird. But I'm happy that that happened because I love the fact that Jeremy,
Starting point is 00:11:53 what's his name? Is his name not Jeremy something? Who plays his? Jerry Trainor. Jerry Trainor. I love to see him get work. Yeah. I wish it was him instead of Josh Peck in Christopher Nolan's movie.
Starting point is 00:12:09 In Oppenheimer? I would have been like, oh, that's cool. I think I wouldn't have been taken out as much. Well, if he did one of those Spencer faces, he sees the explosion just... I can't even do it. He has such an elastic face like Jim Carrey. It'd be cool if he played he's a talent he played Crazy Steve in Oppenheimer
Starting point is 00:12:26 you know from Drake and Josh I got everyone popcorn everyone already has a bucket of popcorn ah jeez fuck
Starting point is 00:12:34 yeah he can curse I guess that's the one well that was what was weird about I saw I watched like the first episode of the iCarly reboot and it was just really weird
Starting point is 00:12:43 being like this is canonically iCarly and she's talking about hooking up with guys and saying, bitch. I don't want to see like you're bringing, I think you're getting to the like where I'm about to come in here. You don't want to see adults or characters you grew up with that you watched as a kid. You know them as kids their characters are children in your head your nostalgia is just children you don't want to think of them being like all horny and sexually active they were actually pretty horny on i carly if i remember though the producers were well yeah the writers as well because actually i remember that kids had
Starting point is 00:13:21 nothing to do with no any of no they weren't they weren't horny themselves, but they were just doing what the producers and writers told them to. The producers were like, how about you make out a lot in this scene? How about you just play with your feet a little bit? Yeah, that shit was weird. And we start a little thing where we get the fans that take pictures of their feet and send them in. Decorate your little feetsie-weetsies. We've talked about this before, but like...
Starting point is 00:13:41 What if I was in a hot tub with Amanda Pines? That's such a creepy fucking picture. Wait, what? No, not that picture. That was a sketch he did on the Amanda show. Oh, that's right. I've seen like a picture from it. It's not-
Starting point is 00:13:54 I love how he typically- He put himself in that. Typically a movie producer, the pictures he's known for, the pictures that like you would think of would be like him with like these babes like models in a jacuzzi like at the Caesar
Starting point is 00:14:07 smoking a cigar him accepting an award yeah but like the pictures that he's most famous for is like him in like him like coddling like overbearingly
Starting point is 00:14:17 like small children just gaggles of children him in like a jacuzzi with kids like just like not like his kids no
Starting point is 00:14:24 just child actors just child actors. Just child actors. And he is happy in those pictures. Where he does have that power dynamic of like, I am your boss. I do own the show that you work for. I remember when we first, I'm just a fun little guy.
Starting point is 00:14:37 I'm just a fun little boy. He's a child at heart. So how come, how come Michael Jackson gets to be a child at heart and Dan Schneider doesn't get to be a child at heart? Facts. You're spinning facts right now. All I'm saying. That's huge.
Starting point is 00:14:49 That's huge. All I'm saying. And no, it's not a race thing. Oh, man. I fucking Dan Schneider. I mean, there's, I'm surprised that that stuff has never fully come to the surface. You know, because so many people have talked about it. But it seems like he somehow escaped it.
Starting point is 00:15:14 And I feel like Nickelodeon cutting ties with him in recent years, there wasn't even really like, they gave kind of a blanket reasoning where it's like, oh, he's kind of hard to work with. But it's like, he was their fucking bread and butter. He made them all the shows that made them money. Drake and Josh. iCarly, Zoey 101. Yes. The Gamer's Guide to Everything. Did he do that one?
Starting point is 00:15:35 Something like that. He did some gamer show. He did fucking... Victorious. Oh, he did Victorious, but he also did Good Burger. He did Good Burger, yeah. Did he direct Good Burger? Or did he... He had some producing role with the movie. He did Good Burger. did Good Burger yeah did he direct Good Burger or did he
Starting point is 00:15:45 he had some producing role with the movie he did Good Burger and then it was wait Kenan and Kel the show before that she did that
Starting point is 00:15:52 so I mean like he's been working and he's been making them hits and then they just millions of dollars they must have thought something was about
Starting point is 00:16:00 to come out yeah I guess it never did unless they were just trying to save face they're like the earlier we get this probably the better i mean uh jeanette mccurdy in uh her memoir i haven't read it i've just heard snippets like on tiktok or yeah instagram wherever uh when it came out and she a lot of people of course theorize and i don't think she's done anything
Starting point is 00:16:21 to dissuade people from theorizing this. She mentions the producer. The producer, yeah. By name, who's very inappropriate and overbearing in the workplace, especially a workplace that's dealing with mostly kids. Right. I've heard he's mean. Yeah. I've heard that he would blow up a lot.
Starting point is 00:16:42 So mean, aggressive uh inappropriate so as i said like the thing is you'd think if he was such a good producer and it was a big out of context thing jeanette mccurdy or someone would be like no no no no not talking about dan dan i love dan right you know what i mean like you right unless it oh no no no unless it's very it's very like obvious because i feel like obvious as uh if it wasn't dan steen's suicide right if it wasn't dan which by the way there's new details about epstein's suicide that came out recently by the way you're all wrong he did kill him that's what they're trying to say and the new details that came out is like, he actually was really depressed, guys. Like, he was really sad, you know? Might be shitty to say this, but hey, he's dead.
Starting point is 00:17:32 Yeah, regardless. Good riddance. He's gone. He's a horrible person. But yeah, if it wasn't Dan Schneider and she liked Dan Schneider, I feel like she'd be like, guys, no, it's not. Because I don't want, you know, because I mean, that's a very heavy allegation. So if you're unclear about who it's about and people are guessing it's about the wrong person, you would want to clear that up. But NDAs don't protect people from anything illegal, like company. They don't protect
Starting point is 00:17:58 companies from illegal goings on. Like you can't a company can't get someone to sign an NDA and then do something illegal. And then it's like it's against the law for you to come out and talk about that exactly the problem I guess being is proving that in a court of law going through the court proceedings and then like the proof and regardless you know the the the time differential from like when this happened to where that where this person would then on record put the allegations you know it's right it's a difficult battle for sure i feel like nickelodeon probably just didn't want because that would be so bad for nickelodeon if all this came out and well nickelodeon has a pretty dark past like there there was a producer on i carly
Starting point is 00:18:35 uh he even had a voice role in one episode uh as like an announcer but he was like a writer or a producer, but he went to prison for ****. And Luke probably bleeped that word just for algorithm because it will pick up that I said the bad thing. Yes. I didn't say a slur. No. Okay? No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:18:57 I said something that's one of the worst things in the entire world that a Hollywood producer was in possession of. Matt thinks it's one of the worst. I think it's the worst. No, okay, it is the worst thing. Okay, Ryan, thanks, dude. But yeah, and then they hired him back after he got out of prison.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Fuck. But he wasn't allowed to be on set around children, but he still, they hired him back. Is that the Ren and Stimpy dude? Oh, yeah. He's a... Why did I want to say John Krasinski? It's not him.
Starting point is 00:19:21 It's a... He apparently was a real big groomer and really fucking creepy but Dan Schneider you know Dan Schneider we made him in a classic super mega let's play
Starting point is 00:19:33 of Nintendo 64 wrestling and iCarly we had a whole ending a finale bit that got clipped because we played the iCarly Wii game and that clip is clipped
Starting point is 00:19:43 on YouTube of us singing it. It's fantastic. Wake up the members of my nation. It's your time to be. There's no chance unless you take one and turn and see the brighter side of every situation. Some things are meant to be.
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Starting point is 00:21:45 cash flow. Receive business payments the next day, every day, at no extra cost with Moneris. Start today. Visit rbc.com forward slash your business. Register, bank, and grow your business only with RBC. Welcome back, everyone. That's right. Another stellar episode where either we're doing not enough bits or too many bits. We can't really, we're trying to find the magic. We're, you know, you'd think that we would have found it by now, but. Too many goofs, too little goofs. You know. Too many goofs, too little gaffs.
Starting point is 00:22:21 It's a balancing act, I'll tell you. Well, I'll break it down for you, Ryan. Let's get to the science. And for the listeners. Our podcast is, at the core of it, it's two best friends just sharing conversation.
Starting point is 00:22:36 And depending on the mood or the vibe of the day, you know, some days we're more tired, some days we're more energetic, some days we're in good moods, some days we're in eh moods, some days Ryan has a headache
Starting point is 00:22:44 like today. And we, I think we went through extensive casting to be here. There was a long line when they were doing Ryan and I saw the line was almost double from Matt. Yeah. And so when we read the first time to be best friends on a podcast, it was kind of like they described it because it was the same casting director who did uh the first harry potter movie uh with christopher columbus they said it was it was just as like awe-inspiring and and and just like lightning in a bottle as when they first casted their harry potter right on weasley and hermione granger it was that tight of a bond and and they couldn't see us They didn't cast us on the spot, but they essentially told us.
Starting point is 00:23:28 Yeah, we got the call back pretty quick. We'll be seeing you again. Because I think it was actually pretty crazy because I think that there were, I think there were like 120 something people auditioning for Ryan. And then I think for Matt. 250 to 300. Yeah, 250 to 300. And we each auditioned separately
Starting point is 00:23:47 and then they called us back and put us in a room together to test that out and you know they hired us right after that to play Matt and Ryan super mega but so yeah
Starting point is 00:23:55 the general vibe of this has always been two best friends right with a podcast and you know sometimes you know because the nature is just talking it's
Starting point is 00:24:05 not like topic based there's episodes where you know we'll talk more about just movies we've seen recently because it's just it really is just there's no formula for the conversation we have right it's not like all right we'll do bit and then we'll talk about politics and then we'll do a bit and then we'll talk about news or whatever it It's just like whatever we talk about. So sometimes the conversation will be more subdued and not as funny. It'll be more just like, oh, yeah, this is a movie I saw recently. And sometimes we'll just be fucking railing the bits out. You know, it's however we're feeling. So I guess it does vary episode to episode.
Starting point is 00:24:37 So there are some episodes where we talk like half of it for about a movie. Right. And then there's some episodes where, you know, we're just fucking riffing, you know, Forrest Gump bits. Hell yeah. Like, let's do one right now. People have been missing the Forrest Gump bits. We stopped doing them
Starting point is 00:24:50 for a while. And then people said, where are the Forrest Gump bits? We did them on the episode with Meat Canyon. Let's bring them back a little bit more. Lieutenant Dan,
Starting point is 00:24:58 I was thinking about going to the Bermuda Triangle. Forrest, you're going to get lost if you do that. That's not true. Scene. See? It's not true. Scene. See?
Starting point is 00:25:07 It's always classic. It worked. It worked. That'll be easy to animate. It's a short bit, too. That is a... You guys gotta animate that one, okay? Honestly, if anyone has
Starting point is 00:25:18 contacts to Tom Hanks, please show that to them. We have contacts to Tom Hanks. I'm fucking forgetting. We have a contact to Tom Hanks, please show that to him. We have contacts to Tom Hanks. I'm fucking forgetting. We have a contact to Tom Hanks. Yeah, we got Chet, dude. When are we getting our boy Chet on the cast? You're our contact.
Starting point is 00:25:34 You're the in-between. See, Chet would love you. You're to Super Mega as what he is to Tom. You know what I mean? I am the Chet Hanks of Super Mega. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm the Hanks family, I guess. I don't know. You're Colin. I'm Colin Hanks.
Starting point is 00:25:54 Hey, Colin Hanks is put as a side character in a lot of big movies. And I'll tell you something. His face is places. His face is places, yeah. That rhymes. But he, I mean, dude, he was in the Bill Clinton show I watched. He played an FBI agent, did a great job. Nice.
Starting point is 00:26:08 What else was he? He's been in quite a few things. I watched him on a podcast. He wore glasses in a movie, I think. Really? Mm-hmm. Glasses in a movie. Wow, Colin.
Starting point is 00:26:17 Okay. I don't think that people that don't naturally have to wear glasses should be playing people who have to wear glasses in movies. 100%. 100%. But that's a bigger discussion. That's a conversation for another day. Yeah, and I don't think, quite honestly,
Starting point is 00:26:35 Hollywood, the United States, or most of our audience are ready to have that conversation. No, but this conversation is something that probably in a couple years within the decade is going to be big and people will come back and point to this episode of super mega cast and go holy shit they were you know they they were predicting shit they were on it ahead of the ahead of the you know the fact just like people who uh uh get cast as someone who has green eyes and they cast a blue-ed person and they give them
Starting point is 00:27:05 contacts or something or sometimes they don't even give them contacts and it's just like someone's eye color isn't important it really pisses me off it really makes me mad I don't want to get too heated about it again this conversation I'm sure will be big in a few years and it'll be the right time and place right
Starting point is 00:27:21 yeah Ryan are you seriously eating that banana why? should I hear what Justin said? Why? Ryan just cracked up. Did you not hear what Justin said? What? Go ahead and eat it. Well, tell me. Justin said, oh, I can't believe you just did that. Why?
Starting point is 00:27:33 For the audio listeners, we have a little exhibit of monkeys, stuffed monkeys. I'm kind of hungry. And there was a banana. Justin set this up, and Justin said he was excited to eat that banana later. He said that was his banana. I can eat half and then save half for him later.
Starting point is 00:27:50 You can just wrap it up again. Yeah. Can I have a bite? Yeah. That's a big bite, man. I haven't really... I've only had a go-go squeeze today. It's so perfect.
Starting point is 00:27:59 I like them ripe like this. Like a little spotted. That is a good banana. Can I get another bite of that? Yeah, man. Let me peel it a little bit for you. Thank you. I can't believe some people don't like bananas, man.
Starting point is 00:28:10 It's such a good fruit. Dude. Dude, watch this. Geronimo. Yeah. Shot and chaser. Yeah, this banana's good. Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, we are just eating the banana.
Starting point is 00:28:33 I'm done with my banana, Matt is done with his banana, and we are, we have a lot of potassium now. Now we just need to put Justin's half. Fuck. We got, oh fuck. We ate the whole banana. Ah shit. That was such a good banana. It was perfect. It was such a good banana too. I didn't notice. I just started eating and Ah fuck man. He's gonna be
Starting point is 00:29:00 pissed at us. Isn't he? Did he say he was actually really excited? He did say that before we started recording uh well we messed up big time it would be a waste of the banana to use its energy worrying about justin right now we have we have a podcast we're doing right we just absorbed the energy of that banana so i mean it I don't want to waste the energy by worrying. Exactly. I want to use it for the podcast. We can deal with Justin's wrath later.
Starting point is 00:29:34 And we will. He's going to be so mad that we... Do we have any other bananas? Or is that the last banana? He might have brought that one from home. I haven't seen a single... Have you seen a banana around the office? No, but I would like some bananas around the office.
Starting point is 00:29:44 You know, so I think that he brought it from home. Because I don't see a single have you seen a banana around the office no but I would like some bananas around the office you know so I think that he brought it from home because I don't see any around here Jim went grocery shopping for the Plex recently and no there hasn't been
Starting point is 00:29:53 a single fucking banana maybe do you think it's possible we could get away with the I don't remember seeing a banana yep that will be what we do
Starting point is 00:30:01 we just kind of gaslight him not maybe there never was a banana here exactly he's going to come and go where's my banana and we'll just go what banana I remember the monkeys
Starting point is 00:30:11 and we'll convince him that it was a false memory that he created because there were monkeys and you associate monkeys with bananas so in his mind no there was a banana on your desk yeah and I brought it I just remember seeing the monkeys and then by saying that there was a banana on your desk. Yeah, and I brought it. It's like, I just remember seeing the monkeys. Right, and then by saying that there was one on his desk,
Starting point is 00:30:28 it puts the onus that he misplaced his own banana. Exactly. Maybe he brought it, thought to set it up, and it fell and he went to go correct it, but then he got distracted in conversation and took it somewhere, accidentally threw it away. I don't know. He was throwing some trash.
Starting point is 00:30:43 He had the banana in his hand, accidentally tossed it. We've all done that type of shit, you know. Have you ever thrown your phone away by accident? Yes. I found my car keys when we lived together in the apartments in Glendale. Oh, yeah. And then one time I just found my car keys in the fucking trash because I accidentally threw them away.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Yeah. You threw them away. Did you put them in the trash? No. Matthew. No. Did you? No, I didn't.
Starting point is 00:31:04 Did you? I didn't throw your car keys away. It's just funny being like, God, yeah, all those times my car keys and my phone ended up in the trash. I must have accidentally thrown them away. One time I accidentally put my phone in the freezer. Dude, I remember you frantically searching for your wallet or something. There were several times when we lived together where you were like,
Starting point is 00:31:26 I can't find my wallet or my keys and you just went on a rampage to the apartment. There's this, I don't know if anybody else in the audience, maybe you can connect with me
Starting point is 00:31:35 and I think you connect with me a little bit. I think I get it from my dad potentially, but whenever I've misplaced something and there's not an absolute to like I know where this is. Right.
Starting point is 00:31:46 I, my brain freaks out and I can't focus on anything else until that thing is found. Whether it's car keys, wallet, phone, like it's not like, even if it's a spare set of keys,
Starting point is 00:31:59 let's say, and I already have keys to the house and I'm good on keys. If this, if like, like if I if I find out like I go check where the spare key is and it's not there I'm like fuck shit now I don't know where this like I just need to know where it is yeah I remember we were about to freak out we're about to go on stage for a live show once and you couldn't find my phone your phone in the green room and you were just fucking ripping it was in the couch because it's like that anxiety
Starting point is 00:32:26 dude I was nervous that you weren't gonna be able to find it because I was like it's gonna throw off the groove of the show I just but it didn't
Starting point is 00:32:31 we found it you found it you found it it was deep in the couch you know but uh yeah pretty crazy stuff I'm sorry man
Starting point is 00:32:40 I just can't get I'm still thinking about the banana thing with Justin I think dude cause he's gonna well he doesn't watch he doesn't like us enough to ever watch anything I just can't get, I'm still thinking about the banana thing with Justin. I think, dude, cause he's gonna, well,
Starting point is 00:32:45 he doesn't watch the, he doesn't like us enough to ever watch anything he's not in. So he's not going to watch this episode. So he's not going to know about the banana at all. Unless our, you know, people say that we're immature and we're children. Yet we have a bunch of tattletales that watch the podcast and they go,
Starting point is 00:33:03 Oh, Justin, this new podcast episode. they ate your banana. Danny, they're speaking ill on you. Danny, they're saying that you're in the Oath Keepers. Next thing you know, Dan hits us with a $30 million lawsuit. So thanks, guys. Yep.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Thanks a lot. Really, real mature. Real mature, guys. So don't go running and tattletale on us to justin that we ate his banana and if justin's watching this what banana there never was a banana and especially doing a bit and especially don't update barry when all of you take the time right now to go send barry at razadoop here's his twitter handle go go go send him pictures of sulfur just a picture of sulfur right no no words no nothing just sulfur just sulfur and don't say the super mega boys
Starting point is 00:33:51 sent me or no you know just just send him some sulfur yeah just pictures of sulfur tweeted at him it's been a while since he's gotten some pictures of sulfur and he it's his favorite thing he he's a big sulfur head. He loves sulfur. Remember, don't tell these people, you know, we're trying to make their days better without them thinking that we're trying to get attention from it. Right. It's some sort of collaborative move. We're just trying to make people that we hold dear
Starting point is 00:34:18 feel a little pleasant during the day. I'm talking about Barry from Game Grumps. Barry Kramer. Barry Kramer. Also, Twitch streams. And he's related to. Barry Kramer. Barry Kramer. Also Twitch streams. And he's related to Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld. Yep. They don't talk much after the whole thing, but you know.
Starting point is 00:34:32 Yeah, but anyway, Barry loves sulfur, so let him, that sounds like, that could be the name of his YouTube channel. Barry Loves Sulfur. It sounds like a nice stream name or, you know.
Starting point is 00:34:42 Okay. Like a streamer name. Hashtag Barry Loves Sulfur. He does. With a picture of sulfur. Maybe as, I don you know. Okay. Like a streamer name. Hashtag Barry loves sulfur. He does. With a picture of sulfur. Maybe as, I don't know, maybe people already, I don't want people to resend things.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Yeah, just let them know you care with a little bit of sulfur. Just don't say we sent you because that defeats the whole purpose of a nice gesture. It does. You know, it's like, it's like if someone at Chick-fil-A drive-thru
Starting point is 00:35:04 was paying for someone's meal, instead of driving off, they got out of their car, went to the person behind them and went, I'm paying for your meal. I just paid for your meal. You know, it just defeats the Good Samaritan aspect. It's like donating to charity and, you know, telling everyone, you know, hey, look, I just donated to charity. Granted, a lot of people are forced into doing that because people judge them for how they spend their money. But then they pick apart the charities that they choose to support. It's a fun process. It is.
Starting point is 00:35:32 That a lot of influencers go through. Yeah. But I think what's bigger than donating to charities is brightening Barry's Day with a little bit of sulfur. And I also think, not just Barry's Day, we have an obligation to brighten the days of our viewers. And what better way to do that than to give them some ad reads? Yeah, it's their favorite part. All right, let's go to a quick commercial break and we'll be right back. This episode is brought to you by Secret.
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Starting point is 00:38:16 He has his own deodorant brand, and I said he could advertise it on the... Luke, throw up the advertisement for your new deo sticks, or whatever the fuck you call it. Go ahead, Luke. Has this ever happened to you? Are you tired of your friends and family being disgusted by how you smell? Do they hate the way chemical deodorants smell on you?
Starting point is 00:38:37 Well, try this. The all-natural new... Jim. Jim, get out of here. Okay, I'm trying to record an ad for my deodorant brand, and you're really not making this easier. Okay, you're being a real fucking pest right now, actually. Sorry about that.
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Starting point is 00:39:28 We will be sure to buy ourselves a stick or two. Yeah. I don't really like the way his deodorant smells that he's making. I mean, it's interesting. It's fun little scents. You know? They're... I don't know. It's just usually deodorant.
Starting point is 00:39:39 You know, you want like a... Also... Like a good smell. That, um... I'm just... The pair of glasses you let me borrow, because I used them to... They fell into the toilet with the poo-poo. And I accidentally flushed it down with the poop.
Starting point is 00:39:59 Those glasses were expensive, dude. I might have to go... Wait, how did you... Why did you flush it with the poop? Why didn't you... I was in a... I just just there was a lot going on were you bending down inspecting the the feces how did they fall off your face into the toilet uh i don't know how it happened but i'm just letting you know so i'm sorry okay well are you gonna pay me back for those those are very expensive glasses yeah i'll uh'll, uh, you can just...
Starting point is 00:40:26 Those are prescription, you know. You can just Venmo request me or something. That's like 800 bucks. Yeah, we'll take care of it at some point. Okay. How did those even fit down the toilet? I think it broke into several pieces somehow. What?
Starting point is 00:40:44 I don't know. It's weird. Okay. All right, well. It was all a blur. They're just... All right, we'll leave it there then. Don't have to touch that any further then. Fine.
Starting point is 00:40:55 I'm a little upset, to be honest. I mean, the toilet couldn't really flush, so you could go try to... I didn't want to dig through it. You didn't flush all the way? You clogged it and you just left it well we have to record the podcast okay that's a fair point now justin can probably tackle that yeah i'll text him let him know he needs to go clean out the toilet okay good
Starting point is 00:41:17 but uh i have been playing yeah Tears of the... Sorry. I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. I was just saying... Just continue. I was just about to mention something I'm doing in my spare time. I'm sorry for interrupting. No, it's fine.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Just go. I've been playing Zelda Tears of the Kingdom. And I know, Matt, you didn't beat or play Breath of the Wild. I played Breath of the Wild. I just didn't get very far. You didn't get very far. And your big hang-up about Tears of the Kingdom was really like, it's a sequel, do I really have to?
Starting point is 00:42:01 I think it's its own separate thing. You don't have to. Like, it's nice. It's like there's some's own separate thing you don't have to like it's nice it's like there's some returning characters but you don't need to know the backstory of anything it's it's own
Starting point is 00:42:09 consolidated story I would say are you having fun with the Koroks I'm having I'm not doing too much of the Koroks the Koroks stuff
Starting point is 00:42:16 because like you're not building stuff every now and then I'll build stuff just uh they it's a lot of chores I'd rather do the shrines i'd rather fight things i'd rather
Starting point is 00:42:27 make fun little weapons the dungeons are very fun in this game it's just the whole you can basically uh you know the crafting system that they have and the abilities they give you one of the ones they sell you you can go up under a surface up to the top of it you can like go like meld through it essentially oh whoa so you can like look up go right up there um but the best part is the abilities they give you to build stuff you can meld things together which means you can even like put a spring on your shield so that when you go to shield surf you'll like bounce really far up that's sick um you can put a like a flame emitter on your shield, so when you use your shield, it sprays out flames.
Starting point is 00:43:07 What? You can attach all sorts of stuff to your shield, your sword. You can attach one sword to another sword. You can attach an apple to a wooden spoon and use it as a weapon. That's really cool, actually. You can do anything you want.
Starting point is 00:43:20 That's sick. You can make little machines. Right now, I'm trying to find where I can get There's because you unlock parts that you can keep and use throughout the game like fans or batteries wheels stuff to make things with and one of the parts that I'm trying to find right now is a Steering stick because then you can right now with carts you can't really steer it it's just hit the fan it blows and I'm wheeling
Starting point is 00:43:49 in a straight line but once I get that steering stick brother needs that steering stick that's me you'll be skirting around like crazy you'll be tooting around in that little thing and uh I'm gonna say highly recommend
Starting point is 00:44:04 highly sorry I almost burned myself alive on our in that little thing. And I'm going to say, highly recommend... Okay. Highly sorry. I almost burned myself alive on our bright neon sign. It's a beautiful sign. It's a great sign. I just... I recommend it.
Starting point is 00:44:14 If you ever find yourself time... Right now, it's busy. I could see it being like a holiday... I might have to, man. ...joy. Start playing it like on the flight home, while you're at home. It's a nice calm game that you don't necessarily have to, man. Joy. Start playing it like on the flight home, while you're at home. It's a nice calm game that you don't necessarily have to rush through.
Starting point is 00:44:29 I got a lot of travel coming up, so. Might be worth it. Maybe even on tour. I might. That's what I was thinking. You know, when I'm in Mongolia, you know, there's a lot of downtime. Are they screening Oppenheimer in Mongolia? No, but I'm getting a special screening set up for myself.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Perfect. Perfect. Mongolia? No, but I'm getting, I'm getting a special screening set up for myself. Perfect. Basically the Mongolian prime minister, you know, is so overjoyed that I'm coming to do my show tune routine in, in his country. So he said, you know, is there anything we can do like to accommodate you better? And I said, well, I'd like to see Oppenheimer. So they're setting up a, they're actually building an entire like movie theater for me. Well, you saw quickly they build hospitals, you know Mm-hmm. Yeah, so it's pretty crazy pretty crazy stuff, but I do want to play tears of the kingdom It's good. It seems cool. It's good. It's fun. It's like a fun little playground you you like
Starting point is 00:45:17 Katamari the new Katamari just came out or it's Fun and playful creativity, right? That's what breath of the wild, Nintendo just knocks it out of the park with a lot of their shit. The last Mario game, Mario Odyssey, was great. They're working on Mario Kart 9 right now. Are they actually? Back in early 2022, they said
Starting point is 00:45:36 it was in development. Would it be coming out? So, the Switch's life cycle. The Switch came out do you remember what year? Oh, it's been out for like 7 or 8 years. That's a console's life cycle. Yeah, that's the thing. Are they came out, do you remember what year? Oh, it's been out for like seven or eight years. That's a console's life cycle. Yeah, that's the thing is like. Are they coming out with something else?
Starting point is 00:45:50 I don't know. It's like the Switch is so successful that I'm trying to figure out like. Maybe something a little more powerful. Are they? Well, it's like I don't know what the next thing would be. Because the Switch is. The Switch is kind of, it's perfect. It's handheld and it's TV
Starting point is 00:46:05 They did the OLED, but I mean like maybe a little more powerful it can run better games But they like to get like Nintendo always tries to get like gimmicky. Yeah So it's like I don't know if it they would just do like a switch to But I don't know dude. They might just bank it on the switch and just keep upgrading the switch now, you know But I don't know dude they might just bank it on the switch and just keep upgrading the switch now, you know So but because of the lifecycle thing already kind of being where it's at I'm like well for new games like another Mario Kart would they make that for switch or would they? Wait until there's a new console out. I feel like they just have to make another switch. You know I Feel like an idiot
Starting point is 00:46:43 Why I feel like an idiot. Why? Why? I thought I lost your glasses, so I came up with some elaborate story that you would believe, that you would understand. Like, oh, he had an accident and they got lost, but I accidentally, I just, I put them on my collar and I just found them. So you didn't... I didn't want you to be mad at me,
Starting point is 00:47:05 so I tried to think of something that was out of my control. So you dropped them in a bowl of shit, and... I just left them on the collar of my shirt. Man, just be honest with me. And I just found them. Just say... I just didn't want you to be upset. I didn't even notice them there.
Starting point is 00:47:15 You always lose shit, dude. You lose... We had a conversation in this podcast about me losing stuff. I'd never be upset. I thought, like, if I accidentally... If it got covered in poop and it fell in, you wouldn't want them anymore or something. I'd still be upset. I thought like if I accidentally- if it got covered in poop and it fell in, you wouldn't want them anymore or something. I'd still want them. If it's your poop.
Starting point is 00:47:31 They're not covered in poop. They're on my face now because I realized that they were just on my- on my What Up Grinch's hoodie. I didn't even notice you had them on your shirt, man. I mean, I feel like a daft fool, honestly. Like, that reflects poorly on me as well. That just shows I'm stupid. You know, I'm blind. I'm dumb. I'm sorry, man.
Starting point is 00:47:51 No, you're good. Why am I apologizing? I don't know. But it was nice. And I appreciate it. Okay, I won't rescind it. Then I'll just keep the apology out there in the open. I'm just...
Starting point is 00:48:02 Thank you. Feels good. Thanks. That means a lot. Yeah. Feels good. Just say, you know, I'm sorry. Right? Yeah. You like it? Makes you feel better? Where'd you hear this
Starting point is 00:48:11 information about Mario Kart 9? Well, I googled Mario Kart 9 the other day and let me show you. Okay. Let me show you. I'm going to use the powers of Google as well. Mario Kart 9. I searched it Mario Kart 9 is reportedly in development with a new twist now. This was January 7th 2022. This was reported. Oh
Starting point is 00:48:34 Damn What do you think the twist would be? I don't know but this way I mean this this might be updated news now I don't know. But this might be updated news now. Mario Kart 9 is a new installment in the Mario Kart series, which is the 10th Mario Kart game and will be exclusive for the Nintendo Switch, which will be released in spring of 2025. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:48:58 2025? They were saying that the twist is that it borrows a load of mechanics from F1 race stars, including the damage system. Enjoy hitting those pit lanes every time it comes up or something. I don't know. I love Mario Kart. Maybe you'll take damage and your kart will do worse if you bump into people and you want to go faster. You have to stop. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:18 It's weird. Honestly, Mario Kart is one of those things that they don't really need to change too much. No. It's like they don't need to be creating new concepts for the game. Like, honestly, for me, it's like just add more characters and more karts and maps. Like, that's what's fun. Maybe some new items, but like you don't necessarily need to add like a damage system and all this crazy shit. Unless it's really fun.
Starting point is 00:49:39 Mario Kart in of itself, the fun is racing your friends and trying to beat your friends. So it's like, know it's and having that like having the skill gap not be as wide right because of the fun items that are used keep it simple stupid yeah exactly you know if it ain't broke don't try to fix it keep it stupid simple exactly exactly still works if you're calling someone simple exactly like simple jack simple is a great if you're calling someone simple. Exactly. Like Simple Jack. Simple's a great insult. You're so fucking simple sometimes, dude.
Starting point is 00:50:08 You ma-ma-ma-ma-ma make me happy. Simple Jack. Mm-hmm. Tropic Thunder. Great movie. You make it rain from my eyeballs.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Whatever he says. You know, something like that. They make him do the live performance of it. Yep. Such a good movie. Yeah, dude, they could never make tropic thunder today they couldn't yeah no they couldn't they could they have the money to but would they i like the argument being not because it's politically incorrect but just because they don't have the funding they don't they could never make that movie today no funding matthew mcconaughey's character and that is so fucking
Starting point is 00:50:43 funny so is fucking Tom Cruise Tom Cruise is it's his best role I will say it again and again and again my favorite role I've seen him in it is his best role it's better than any Jerry Maguire
Starting point is 00:50:54 Jerry Maguire you know whatever his see so attractive he is hot so charismatic as Jerry when I was watching Eyes Wide Shut recently I was thinking I was like Tom Cruise is an attractive gentleman.
Starting point is 00:51:06 And he also has not aged. It's actually crazy. Well, I was looking at set photos of the most recent Mission Impossible, and I'm starting to see that age. You're starting to see his face sag. Scientology isn't helping out like it used to, is all I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:51:22 Scientology kept him youthful. They probably gave him children's serum, adrenochrome or something, to inject into his face to keep him youthful because he actually like looked you know, it can't be his genes. It can't be his DNA. He's got to have some crazy just, you know, Scientology kind of helping him out with age. But yeah,
Starting point is 00:51:38 he can only hide it for so long. He's got all his Xeno and all his aliens or whatever, right? That they're praying to. Uh-huh. He knows about them, right? He's at the top T. He knows about Xeno. He is at the top too. whatever, right? That they're praying to. Uh-huh. He knows about them, right? He's at the top T. He knows about Zinu. He is at the top T. Yeah, right? He is a large pillar of the Church of Scientology.
Starting point is 00:51:54 I can't imagine the shock it must have been. Like before Zinu, when Zinu used to be like the big secret thing that you had to pay to find out about, going through the program and just being like, oh, this is a nice self-help type ideology know ideology that that works for me it makes me feel really good and then like the people in charge are like all right you want to know some real shit and it's like yeah and then they're just yeah so there's this galactic overlord named xenu that dumped the souls of of of aliens
Starting point is 00:52:20 into a volcano and and you're just like, what? What? What? In the HBO documentary, they talk about that, the people that get to the top, and then they were just like, what the fuck is this? It's made for a movie.
Starting point is 00:52:34 I mean, the Masters was kind of representing Scientology. I feel like there could be a better Scientology movie, though. We haven't had a good Scientology movie. Probably us. We could be the ones to take on Scientology. We get Tom Cruise to unknowingly have a cameo in a movie
Starting point is 00:52:48 that disses Scientology. We would be in so much trouble. We would. Well, like, not, not, we, well, yeah, we'd be in, they'd probably sue us, but I would not be even,
Starting point is 00:52:58 the lawsuit wouldn't be what would scare me. I'd be scared of, like, what is science. Them following us. The shit they're, they're fucking terrifying yeah they they like camp out at people's houses and stuff they bought the house one of the guys
Starting point is 00:53:09 that like uh defected from scientology they bought the house across the street from him so they could spy on him 24 7 and then they'd show up at his front door with his face on a t-shirt with like websites with his name they buy all the all the domain names with his name and make it so the search results anytime you searched his name were just horrible things it's like they're fucking terrifying you know where's shelly she's hanging out somewhere dude leave her alone dude she's in a bubble bath chill out she's got cucumbers on her eyes hair done up in pins six feet feet under? Living the life... Think she's dead? Six feet under the ground
Starting point is 00:53:47 at a sauna. Yeah, an underground sauna. A spa. You think she's dead? Or do you think she's just in the hole? I don't think she's dead. I think that's when law enforcement and shit would actually probably... Dude, law enforcement doesn't want to touch Scientology. I get that, but I don't know.
Starting point is 00:54:03 I don't feel like she's... There's a lot of big, prominent figures from Scientology that have been missing for a long time, and no one, like, does anything about it. They're all hanging out, dude, in Brazil. They're all at the hole, probably. They're on Bermuda Triangle. No one thinks to go there.
Starting point is 00:54:19 That's true. Why don't we put a secret base there? There is a secret base at the Bermuda Triangle. What? It's underwater. Atlantis? Mm-hmm. Alien there? There is a secret base to the Bermuda Triangle. What? It's underwater. Atlantis? Mm-hmm. Alien UFOs come out of it.
Starting point is 00:54:28 It's pretty crazy. I read about it on 4chan. I miss the times when I was a kid and shit, like the Bermuda Triangle and Loch Ness Monster and everything was like, it's almost as if a big action blockbuster could happen in the real world, in your eyes. It's like the imagination you have to think
Starting point is 00:54:48 like for me to have had to think that that shit was possible. I sometimes wish that I still thought we can make it happen. We could. Bermuda Triangle is really it's just bogus. Unfortunately. I watched a video about it and I was like is there something to it? Nope.
Starting point is 00:55:04 It's bogus. But imagine how cool it would be. It would be cool. I watched a video about it and I was like, is there something to it? Nope. It's bogus. But imagine how cool it would be. It would be cool. I mean, ships do go missing there, but ships go missing all over the world in the ocean because it's the ocean.
Starting point is 00:55:12 But there's something cool about the legend of like the Bermuda Triangle. It's like there's this triangle. They're like a mysterious island. Who fucking knows? That's where the- We do know.
Starting point is 00:55:21 That's where the island of lost dreams is. Yes. It's in the Bermuda Triangle. Ships just vanish, but I meanangle ships just vanish but I mean ships just vanish to begin with because the ocean is a ocean is a rough mistress
Starting point is 00:55:31 you know we should start sailing more man okay sailboat no motor no we should sail across the Pacific
Starting point is 00:55:40 you and me there's a really good documentary I wish I could remember the name of it about this like young girl who just sails just from like i don't know if it's all around the world but it's a fucking let me see if i can find it i could never you couldn't pay me enough money
Starting point is 00:55:56 to fucking sail around the world that's too too fucking i mean it would be so cool like in concept i'd love to do it but it's just the ocean is too scary man you hit a storm you hit big ass waves you're just you know if something goes wrong you're in the middle of the ocean no one's coming to help you fucking okay yeah maiden trip i saw i saw this back in like 2013 i think i've mentioned it before but i i recommend it it's a documentary it's called maiden trip came out in 2013 14 year old laura decker sets out on a two year voyage in pursuit of her dream to become the youngest person ever to sail around the world alone that's terrifying
Starting point is 00:56:31 it was really fucking cool I'd recommend it cause it really is she documents herself? oh that's cool the whole fucking trip like exactly where she goes she stops off it's not just a beeline. There are experiences that she has within the documentary of stopping off at these places.
Starting point is 00:56:50 But really, it's something to behold. To think about a 14-year-old, two whole years. She was 14? Yes. Started when she was 14. Why did her parents let her do that? Because they love sailing. We're a sailing family.
Starting point is 00:57:03 That is crazy. Just parents being like Alright 14 year old daughter You can go sail by yourself Around the world In the open ocean dude Go ahead Why not
Starting point is 00:57:12 She must have been A really good sailor Oh she's phenomenal That would be a cool skill To have But like I don't know There's parts of the world
Starting point is 00:57:19 That you have to go through Like a The Cape Like a Around like South Africa It's one of like The most treacherous places In the world for the oceans, like around like South Africa. It's one of like the most treacherous places in the world for the oceans. It's just like, mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm.
Starting point is 00:57:30 She did it. Sometimes she has guests. I watched a documentary on YouTube about this guy that there was a contest that some company put on that was like, you have to sail solo around the world, and the first one back gets a lot of money or something put your life on the line yeah so he's like this guy was like i'm gonna do it and he built his own boat and he got like a sponsor but it was just like not good and uh he
Starting point is 00:57:57 he left like he got this huge sponsor and he he had to do it otherwise he'd be in debt to them and he just like he just never back no he sailed down a little bit and was like oh fuck so he lied so he faked his he just stayed like in the middle of the Atlantic
Starting point is 00:58:11 for like months and just faked his positioning and his like book about like where he was and then came back and then everyone found out about it he was a fraud
Starting point is 00:58:19 he still stood out in the ocean for months yeah but he just he just kind of pussied out he just got out there and was like I don't want to do this. Yeah, I mean...
Starting point is 00:58:27 There might have also been a technical issue. I think he just realized it was impossible for him, for his boat, and just gave up. Can't blame him, but damn. He looks like a darn fool. Looks like a darn fool. You can use damn in this situation. Looks like a damn fool. You know who else would look like a darn fool?
Starting point is 00:58:43 The viewers if they don't subscribe to the Patreon? Exactly. So they could get the After Hours. That's right. Which is a separate part of the podcast. That's its own thing
Starting point is 00:58:52 up on the Patreon that goes along with every podcast. If you want to see us talk more about sailing, that's where to go. The Patreon. That's right.
Starting point is 00:59:00 We don't just talk more about sailing. Mainly about sailing. We also have a fun little show called uncle sleepover we have recorded recently uh our my favorite episode we've only done yet uh we watched taken and we did commentary over the movie taken and honestly like dude you were you were just busting out some zingers right from the get-go that had thanks
Starting point is 00:59:22 man you you actually made me cry i there were tears from how hard i was laughing so and it was a low energy day i know we just put taken on and it's just it's it's really just too bro because i let me get the vibe for everyone in you know listening that decide to go to the patreon for those who are patreons who experience this it was kind of a gloomy day it was just kind of like low energy raining outside so we were like we need to let's let's uh what are we gonna get done today we're like okay let's let's do some uncle sleepover and so we get ready we get set down and we play the movie who knows how it's gonna go it's it's a chill day and the the brotherly bond. Oh my God. Just was impeccable. It was fantastic.
Starting point is 01:00:08 The show I would describe, so basically the way the show works, for those that don't know, is like you just, you play a movie, the movie that we pick, and you press play on our episode. We count down.
Starting point is 01:00:19 Yeah, we count down. You press play at the same time as us. So then you watch the movie with us and hear our funny jokes and commentary of the movie but uh taken was fucking probably the best home we've done yeah it's just the vibe it's literally i guess the vibe of like hanging out with your friends and watching a movie and you guys are cracking jokes about the movie while you watch it that's all it is turn on subtitles for you know we did all three spy kids movies we did kangaroo jack we did the social network deep into this show oh yeah so if
Starting point is 01:00:45 you want to enjoy that plus a lot of other extras movie that that was another fun one as i said if you want to enjoy uh enjoy all these extras the uncle sleepover the extra podcast the the q a's the monthly q a's uh go over to our patreon and support us there that's right but if you can't don't feel bad about it thank you for watching and supporting the podcast regardless. Matt, take us out, baby. Ooh. You look so good in the moonlight. Your feminine frame and your blue eyes.
Starting point is 01:01:21 I want to kiss your lips and gently touch your hips I wanna kiss your heart and make love to you such sweet love to you I love making love to
Starting point is 01:01:40 you I just made that up, pretty cool right? Thank you. Bye, guys. See you next week. Man, it's always a slam dunk when I see Ryan and Matt. Love you guys. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs
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