supermegashow - EP 354 - Dirty Watson | SuperMegaCast

Episode Date: July 1, 2023

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I have lice really bad. So just an FYI. Okay. Really bad lice. And scabies. I thought I saw something crawling through that. I have lice and scabies. And actually also bedbugs all at the same time. Isn't that crazy?

Life finds a way to make you the most disgusting goddamn person on the planet. And it's through no fault of your own. It's just what it is. You also have fleas. Okay, well, that's embarrassing. I'd have fleas Okay well I didn't want That's embarrassing I'd say fleas Aren't as bad as bed

Bed blugs Look at me Dude Let's learn my words together I've only had lice Once in my life It's when I was a kid Wait like

I don't think You've actually had lice Yeah dude A lot of A lot of kids got lice Yeah Went around my school Dirty losers

Dude I wasn't dirty at all Then how'd you get lice I guess I shared a hat With someone or something My sister got lice. Yeah. Went around my school. Dirty losers. Dude, I wasn't dirty at all. Then how'd you get lice? I guess I shared a hat with someone or something. My sister got it too. I probably got it from my fucking stupid sister. Runs in the family. Dirty Watson jeans.

What the fuck, dude? Fucking attract bed bugs and fleas. No we don't. My jeans are clean. And I don't mean that in like a, an ethnic, racial type of way. I mean just like I don't attract bugs. Maybe a an ethnic racial type of way I mean just like I don't attract bugs maybe the cockroach is like a self-hate thing or something you made I didn't even want to eat the cockroach you you made me eat

the cockroach I didn't even I'm saying your hate for cockroaches they just scare me I think you find a lot of commonalities between you and a cockroach and that's why you're scared of it because it would force you to face yourself and how disgusting you are. I turn on the lights, I see one run out from under the fridge, and I think to myself, that's me getting up in the middle of the night for a snack. That's me.

Going into some Oreos. Next thing you know, you know, I have to turn and I have to run because I don't want to face my true self. I'll have to bring this up in therapy. But one of the good things about a cockroach which came in handy with creator clash because we both won our matches they're indestructible

you can't kill them can't fucking kill them you should have seen Nathan's face the moment like he punched you the first time and like you didn't move like it was just like you just stared at him and smiled he knew and I went futures now old man i'm i'm

like surprised like even though they didn't mic you up you could hear it through the whole stadium it was pretty it's pretty crazy you know what say what you want about my fight i'm proud of myself for not going down with all them punches i didn't go down sure Sure. Welcome to the Super Megacast. Sure. Welcome, everyone. Another fun little session of goofs and gaffs and maybe some improv, maybe some life talk, maybe some life hacks. You got any life hacks? Life hacks.

Don't like your parents? They're pissing you off? Just kill them. Guess what, guys? You might notice if you're a video watcher, a video consumer, you might notice something. What is it that you see? Strain those beautiful little eyes you've got and tell me what you see. Now for the losers who only listen to the audio.

Don't, Ryan. Don't make fun of them. I'm not making fun of them. I'm just describing them. Okay. In accurate detail. Mm-hmm. The pathetic losers. I'm not making fun of them. I'm just describing them. Okay. In accurate detail. The pathetic loser. I'm kidding.

You can't see it, you wonderful listeners, but we have before us finally been presented with our super mega YouTube one million play button plaque thing. Yes, that is right plaque thing. Yes, that is right. Ryan. Finally, after all of these years,

since 2016, the funny brothers, super mega has finally gotten their golden one million subscriber plaque. And, uh, we're very excited to hang it up in the plex. And, uh,

you know, we just, we just wanted to, we just wanted to stunt on y'all a little bit this episode. So yeah, we actually didn't have anything to decorate the set'all a little bit this episode. Yeah. We actually didn't have anything to decorate the set with, and this came in the mail today, so we're like, why not? It's pretty heavy. It is. It's real gold.

You know, when you said something came in the mail today, I was expecting something. I was not expecting this. You thought I was going to hit you with a Deez Nuts joke? I did. Nope. Deez Nuts. I always forget. I'm sorry. But yeah, man. I like canonically changing it.

It's Deez Nuts. Deez Nuts. Well, that's what Welvin meant. That's what he meant. I like canonically changing it. It's these nuts. These nuts. That's what Weldon meant. He meant these nuts. He just happened to, because of the way his teeth are, he happened to say these nuts. He's just saying it with a little sass. These nuts.

He's putting a little stank on it. Got it. Putting a little zest on it. These nuts. LeBron James. That's a classic one we don't ever talk about anymore. LeBron James. LeBron James. LeBron James. LeBron James. That's a classic one we don't ever talk about anymore. LeBron James. LeBron James.

LeBron James. LeBron James. That's a good one that, you know, I feel like in early Super Mega, we used to bust out the LeBron James all the time, and now it's... Also, I don't want to give away too much, but let's just say if you're a fan of early Super Mega, let's just say later this year, you're going to be hit with a

little blast from the past a little nostalgia and i won't go into more detail than that but some of you are gonna piss and shit your panties when you when you when you find out what we've got up our sleeve oh oh yes uh Not a movie Not an album This isn't even a project It's just a thing that we will announce That will make you go, oh my god And cry and you'll have mascara running down I'm so happy to see you guys succeed

Not really I think everyone should be happy For our success, every person on earth And I think I think they are, you know I think Biden should make it a law That if you're not happy for our success every person on earth and i think i mean i think i think they are you know i think biden should make it a law that if you're not happy with our success or the success of any businessman what is wrong with this mic this mic arm dude it just wants to fucking just this is goofy man i i'm getting so sick of these my bending at this where no i don't

know i'm just gonna just leave it it. Yeah. It's not horrible. I don't think it's going to change much. It's frustrating to say the least. It's frustrating to say the least. So, McGee. Yeah? Tell me. About?

What do you think about all this UFO stuff? I have no idea. What are you... Is there something new? You haven't seen the news? Mm-mm. Really? I'm in the dark on this one.

Well, I guess so is most... Do I live under a rock? You know? Probably. What's going on? Tell me the news. Tell me the news. Justin and I have been very...

The extraterrestrials. ...excited about this. Very, very high-level intelligence official. Tell me this. Is it evidence or is it hearsay? It's hearsay. Okay, go on. So you're probably not excited then? Go on. Well, just very, very high-ranking

intelligence official, the Pentagon, came out, did an interview. And they have to go through a lot of psychological checks. He did an interview saying that the United States government has a research program that recovers crashed UFOs,

and we have many of them in our possession for decades. We've had these alien crafts to reverse engineer them. And we have the bodies of the inhabitants, the non-human bodies, and it's a huge secret government program. And the crazy thing is the Department of Defense cleared him for this interview knowing what he was going to say. Either either

the world is ready to know or he's fucking crazy. No one's going to fucking listen to him. Who cares? When they say cleared, does that mean like, I'm going to say this? Like, okay. Or does it mean like, I'm going to say this? Like, okay. Or does it mean like, I'm going to say this. All right.

Make sure to say this as well. No, they showed the letter on the news. It was like the Department of Defense. Justin! Talk about the alien man. Talk about what? The alien whistleblower man. Oh, yeah.

Yeah? Yeah, Justin's been following it as well. Ryan didn't know about this. Had no clue. Dude, they're slowly declassifying, dude. They're going to let us know. This is disclosure happening before our eyes. Now, he's not selling a book, is he? No.

No. He's not about to sell a book. Nope. He's not coming out with a book. No. Okay. No. He's not about to sell a book.

No. He's not coming out with a book. No. Okay. Well, another thing I forgot to mention was he recently testified this for hours in front of Congress in like a closed door hearing. And they're not going to allow us to listen in? No. Congress has to release a report on UFOs in 2024, and this was like part of that. He came out saying that Congress deserves to know because they're being kept in the dark.

So they'll have to wait like a year? Yeah. It's going to be later in 2024. They're going to release all of it because they put together a team in Congress that are supposed to get to the bottom of this whole UFO thing. I really think they've been kind of dripping things to us over the last year or two. And yesterday, Canada, Canadian officials went to the Pentagon for a briefing on UFO shit. I'm ready. They traveled here for a briefing specifically on UFOs.

Show me the pictures. If they're serious about this, they need to hire James Cameron. They need to hire Michael, some big Hollywood director. Michael Scott. To like get footage of like all this shit they have and they need to create their own little government documentary. The government won't let them take pictures.

And how about this? You know, the government, well, the government's the one making the documentary. And then the government makes you pay to watch the documentary. All of that money goes towards fixing the roads. And maybe building some housing. And then we don't have to pay as much taxes because they made so much money off the Alien documentary. Yeah. That's smart.

I do feel like... Wouldn't that be a good turn of events, you think? I do think that would be a good turn of events. I would love to just see all the footage. I think that... Housing. I'm not a huge fan of housing. But I...

But I feel like they've been slowly conditioning the public to get them ready for bigger information. UFOs are more normal now. Because all this shit with like the decommissioned military footage started happening like a year or two ago is when they started like making it a little more public. And then they confirmed that it was real

and they don't know what they are. They're like, these things exist and we don't know what they are. Maybe, I don't know. It could just be a big old fucking scam, but it's fun to pretend. And god damn it, I will pretend. Yeah, but how long can you just go being teased like this? I want to see the pictures. I want to see some evidence. I want to see the video. I want to see

Joseph R. Brandon stepping out from his fucking sleepy bedtime, going, aliens are real! Screaming into the mic, having a fucking conniption and a breakdown. He's having visions. You know what Trump said. The aliens have implanted

visions into Joe Biden's dreams. He's gone insane. I want this shit to happen. My fellow corn pops. The aliens spoke to me in my dreams. We have to let him in. I had a nightmare last night. It was so scary. Goes on a press conference just to tell the press

about his nightmare. They tell me if they try to crawl in bed with you just let them they're not gonna do anything to you just fall back asleep no hanky panky the little green ones the little green boys you know donald trump said donald trump goes oh boy if you knew the things i knew about ufos is that what he said he did say that that. I don't even know if they're from space. That's the thing. Maybe it's like some fourth dimension shit. I don't know. I think it's plausible.

It sounds so cringe, but it's like... Well, it's not fourth dimension shit if it's physically here and they're saying he has bodies and stuff. I think it's the Chinese. It could be. I think it's the Chinese. It could be. It could be. I think it's the Chinese.

Could be time travelers. Personally, and this is just my opinion, I don't think it's the Chinese. I don't think it's the Americans. I don't even think it's the North Koreans. You know who I think it is? Russians.

No. Oh. Who? The Koreans. The Armenians. Oh. It's definitely the Armenians. I think it could. Russians? No. Oh. Who? The Koreans. The Armenians. Oh. It's definitely the Armenians. I think it could be the Armenians.

And I think... I don't know. If it was Armenians, when the... They said that the UFOs are silent. And if it was Armenians, it would go... Really loud when they fly by.

I've lived in Glendale I mean woke me up many times at 2 a.m. when I needed sleep right after a full night of recording and editing do right now. Hey, have fun, dude. Yep. Bye, Justin. Enjoy the UFO talk. Did you tell him about what you did yesterday? What did I do yesterday? Seriously? What the hell are you... No, what are you talking about? Were you finally able to rub one out? No.

Not yet. Dude, he deserves to know. What did I do yesterday, Justin? No. Not yet. What did I do yesterday, Justin? How should I get it out of him? Pressure? What are you not telling me? Last summer. Bad movie. He deserves to know. That's all I'm gonna say. You know what you did. Last summer. Bad movie. Justin's playing a prank on me.

He's throwing a bit on me. He didn't have a bit himself, so he's trying to throw it on me. How heavy is that bit? How heavy is that load? It's a lot of responsibility. You know? You know who else had a lot of responsibility? Spider-Man.

Peter Parker. Did you see the new Spider-Man movie? Not yet. I want to. Really bad. Yeah? Yep. Okay.

It looks... I liked the first one. You saw the first one, didn't you? No. You'd like it. I've heard it's actually a really amazing movie. You'd like the art. Miles Morales? That would be the biggest thing I think you'd take away from it.

And they play Post Malone? Post Malone's in it? Is it the song Sunflower? Sunflower! Yeah. Fuck, yeah, dude. I'll see it now that knowing Post Malone's in it. His voice is in it.

Oh. Post Malone isn't in it, unfortunately. He's not in the movie? No, they have Haley Steinfeld. Who? His voice is in it. Oh. Post Malone isn't in it, unfortunately. He's not in the movie? No. They have Haley Steinfeld. Who? From the True Grit remake. I saw that in theaters.

I did too. The True Grit remake? My dad and my stepmom. The one with Jeff Bridges? Matt Damon and Josh Brolin as well. I didn't really care for it too much. I also was just a kid. It was shot really well.

It was like the actors did a good job in their parts. Jeff Bridges was Jeff Bridges. Jeff Bridges is like, his main role is just, I guess, old southern man. And he pulls it off every time. He does. He does. really fantastic stuff uh no i

thought i was an iron man dude i'm the dude yeah okay i was like jeff bridges was the dude from the big lebowski right i'm also the bald guy at iron man dude he's an Iron Man? Yeah, I play Jebediah. I play the Iron Monger. I die at the end, bro. You sound like Bam Margera. Come on, dude. Bam Margera. That's my best impression. Show me your impression.

Of Jeff Bridges? No, it's Jeff Foxworthy. Yes, Jeff Bridges. I can do a Jeff Foxworthy. After. Okay, Jeff Bridges would be like... I mean after the podcast. I want that one in private.

But Jeff Bridges. I'm the dude mean, after the podcast. I want that one in private. But Jeff Bridges. I'm the dude, dude. I don't know. See? It's a tough one. Yours was good. Come on, dude. You make it sound like you just did a fat whip.

Because he always sounds like... He's fucking on talk. He's just... You're all so afraid. You have to really pay attention. Sounds like he just did a big whipippet of compressed computer duster. I'm the dude. I'm the dude.

Jeff Bridges more like Jeff Whippets. It was a stretch, but you see where I was going with it? You could see where the synapses in my brain connected on that one. Got a brand new shirt. Okay. Whippets. We did whippets in that. We didn't actually do whippets.

No, we didn't. You shouldn't do whippets. Wh whippets in that we didn't actually do whippets you shouldn't do whippets whippets are really bad for you i think i saw someone doing whippets in a parking lot recently i was just going on a walk i was walking by a parking lot and i smelled i smell something and then i hear then there's like a group of people like just like probably college age like in a car i didn't see what they had but i heard the oh yeah they was doing whippets all right whippets are such a stupid thing to do they it's it puts holes in your brain just anything where like you're snorting a chemical right to do i don't know it's just something about it like maybe it's a mental thing but it's like it's a direct line to your brain like that's how i to do, I don't know. It's just something about it like,

maybe it's a mental thing, but it's like it's a direct line to your brain. Like that's how I, it's just like, it's so close. All that damage is so close. It's so near. Yeah. You know? And whippets put holes in your brain.

So don't do whippets. They're also very addictive. Don't, don't, Steve-O is addicted to whippets. Don't do whippets. Just any type of like. Inhalant? Inhalant. Yeah. Essentially. Bad for you. Anyway you anyway we're gonna go to ads uh so enjoy this little commercial break and we'll be right back

with all the juiciest uh gossip on baby gronk put that middle finger down i'll put i'll put it down after the ad reads don't keep it up i'm gonna hold it up the whole time. No, you're not, dude. That's a long time, dude. Watch. Okay. Have I done this bit before? I don't think so. If I have. Two middle fingers?

Maybe one of each kind. Shit. Okay. All right. Well. They're staying up until the end of the ad break. Regardless of what you have to say. After the ads, we'll have to.

We'll see. Feel free to skip them if you want, but we'll have to. I could maybe switch it up so aesthetically like this is doing that. That works. That works. All right. We'll be back. We'll be right back.

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until 11 a.m. Welcome back. Look at you. Still got those middle fingers up up i did do this bit before you did i just remembered it literally right before coming in i think i flicked them off and said you'll see me i'll still be flicking you off in the uh after hours damn so now i i mean the people have gotten double dosings of the middle finger and this was different this was two middle fingers remember i made that distinction over the fear of it being the same. Plus the last one, they had to be a Patreon member to see it when it came back.

And this one was free! They got it a bit later, which is usually how like battle pass systems work. Right, right, right. So, you know. I'm proud of you for committing to that though. Yeah, squirt some of that in your mouth, man. Some of that water your mouth, man. Some of that water.

Hydrate. It's important to stay hydrated. Are you doing No Water July this year? No. Come on, dude. I love water too much. Don't be a party pooper. Seriously.

Are you going to be a bad sport and not do No Water July? What did you just say? Party pooper. Can you not say that anymore? It's not that you... It's not that you can't say it anymore. It's that you shouldn't say it to your friend. It's fine. My friend who's not doing No Water July.

I like water. That's the whole point. And you need water for a lot of recipes to cook disgusting foods. No Water July, man. It's supposed to teach you discipline and strength. I'm sure Justin needs a little water in his chili. I don't think so. You can make chili

dry. You can make dry chili. You know? Justin would probably make great dry chili. Apparently he's making chili tonight. That's what I've heard. Are you going to be getting chili tonight? If he's making it tonight, I will have chili tonight. I will have Justin's delicious chili.

Okay. You know, a little bit of that J-Man's chili. It's so good. It is really good. The sour cream, I wasn't a big proponent. Like, I didn't eat much chili before Justin. And then you, I think, mentioned sour cream. Oh, yeah.

And it's just fucking. I'm putting it in it, and it's just fucking... I like enjoying it a little without, so I know exactly what the sour cream is adding every time. So I'm thankful for it. Oh, that's smart. But the chili on its own is still phenomenal. I'm not saying the sour cream makes the chili better if Justin's spies are listening.

I'm just saying it's also good with sour cream, and I like finishing off my bowl by adding some sour cream. What I like to do is squirt a dollop of sour cream in there and what I do is I don't mix it all together. I like mixing. You just, you just. No, I'll, I'll, I'll. Take the big clump and. I'll take a little, I'll take, I'll take a little bit of sour cream on the spoon and then get a scoop of the chili. So then they're separated. They're two separate things. I mean, they mix together in my mouth and it's fucking delicious i'll try that i'll try that at first at first you just get that

kind of cool sour cream and the chili and then they come together and it's beautiful also i think it it's just a mental thing it looks gross when you mix it all together it becomes like pink and i like that color and especially it looks like a dip when you have like it does look like a chip i mean essentially it it are we just eating a dip chili i mean it's like the same thing like a dip. I mean, essentially, it... Are we just eating a dip? Chili, I mean, it's like the same thing as a dip, basically. Like, if he brought that and was like, this is my chili dip I made with some chips, and people were like...

You could bring that as a dip to a party, 100%. You could bring that in a bowl with chips and say, here's a dip, and people would go, okay. I don't know if Justin would... Do you think Justin would appreciate it being enjoyed as a dip, or do you think he would staunch being enjoyed as a dip or do you think he would staunchly be like

you have to take it in a bowl you have to eat it as chili or do you think he however anyone wants to enjoy the chili it's up to them

I think that's how it should be but Justin can be really strict about that I tried to drink it out of a cup and he lost his marbles

over that well it's the perfect method of eating chili it is just kind of like slides right down your throat it out of a cup and he lost his marbles over that. Well, it's the perfect method of eating chili. It is. Just kind of like... It slides right down your throat. You fill up a cup and you just kind of like open your mouth, like slack jaw a little bit and just kind of, you know, tilt back and just kind of shake the cup a little bit and let it kind of just waterfall in clumps into your mouth.

You know, just... That's the best way to eat it. Then you don't even have to wash silverware afterwards. And Justin knows. I love big meaty chunks in my chili. And you had it last time. There's always these big fucking ground beef chunks. I love it.

Just going... Maybe some beans, maybe some peppers and onions. Is he still using the goats for the meat? The goats? No. Well, he used the last one for the last, like, about last month. That's a shame, man. Those were cute goats.

So he's had to go start kind of. He's got to breed more goats now. Oh, he hasn't had goats. And meat is meat for the most part. I don't know. Those goats looked a little diseased. I don't know. He didn't take very good care of them.

They're very malnourished. I'm, yeah, regardless of how they passed, he did find a substitute, thankfully. Do you know what meat he's using now? For his chili? Meow. You know what it is? Meow. Hmm. You know what it is? Anyway, I can't wait to have myself a bowl.

Yeah. I can't wait to have myself a big fat bowl of Justin's fucking chili. When you're eating it, you can't even, it's like not even in your fucking mind. Yeah, you don't really care what the meat is, the meat of choice. I mean, that's, you know, that's up to the chef. You know, I'm not, who am I to question the chef? Yeah, if you went to another country and went,

what, you eat bugs? Ew! That's what I did. Actually, can we do that in our next Japan vlog? They don't eat bugs in Japan. Huh? They don't eat bugs in Japan.

Don't they have those little, can't you get them, oh, no, I'm thinking of. They have that in, like, Thailand. Oh, Thailand, where they have those little. Which, can't you get them, uh, oh no, I'm thinking of, uh. They have that in like Thailand. Oh, Thailand where they have those little. Which, I did that when I went to Thailand and I saw them selling bugs on the street. I went, you eat bugs? Gross!

There's no scorpion on a stick in Japan? Not in Japan. No, uh, that's. Japan doesn't like bugs? That's Southeast Asia mainly, man. They, they, they, they love those bugs. Those big crunchy bugs. A scorpion was disgusting. It's not a, like, good bug to eat. There love those bugs, those big crunchy bugs. A scorpion was disgusting.

It's not a like good bug to eat. There are good bugs to eat. Scorpion is not one of them. They eat bugs in China? They probably eat bugs in China, yeah. I'm assuming so. How about Egypt? We eat bugs in America. You eat bugs every day without realizing it. You drink orange juice, you're eating bugs. It's just allowed.

They allow a certain level of bugs into orange juice. And not just bugs. What? Rat poop. Not in orange juice. You're thinking that's in meat. Well, we're talking about in general in food, right? Yeah.

They let... Isn't that gross, guys? You brought up orange juice specifically. Isn't that gross? Yeah. They let... Isn't that gross, guys? You brought up orange juice specifically. Isn't that gross? What? They let in meat in America, a certain percentage of rat poop is allowed. A certain percentage. They have to.

Because they can't keep it out. It's such a small percentage where it's not like a big turd gets put into your patty, like one singular even pebble of rat it's like with the amount of meat they're churning you know dude like the 1920s meat industry was a different beast and have you ever learned about like did you remember in high school learning about the meat industry in the 20s how fucking disgusting it was was it what i don't know if this is just a horror story why do i have i have some recollection of uh like a worker or something falling and like

they'm still like fell into the grinder like green lighting the meat to go out or not or yeah uh a worker fell into the grinder got turned into meat with the rest of the meat and it still just went out also uh they were like like back then the meat the meat and it still just went out. Also, uh, they were like, like back then the meat would spoil and they would just hose the mold off of the meat and stuff and still grind it and use it like, Oh, and the fucking,

the pink, you know about the, the pink, uh, I know a lot about the pink mat. Oh, okay. Well,

I know you know a lot about the pink rhyme, but I'm talking about a different type of pink right now. I'm talking about the pink, uh, fuck pink goop. What, what's it called? It's in the meat industry. It's fucking gross, and I wish I had-

The pink sauce? No, it's not the pink sauce. It's something I wish I had never learned about. Pink slime. Yeah, pink slime. Isn't that what they make chicken nuggets out of? Or wasn't that a fib? Was that a fib? We're like, this is what your chicken nuggets are made out of. I'm not thinking of pink slime. Isn't that what they make chicken nuggets out of? Or wasn't that a fib? Was that a fib?

Like, this is what your chicken nuggets are made out of. I'm not thinking of pink slime. I'm thinking of something else. There's something really gross where it's basically like the juices from the meat on the floor that they like recycle back into the meat or something. Delicious. I don't want to know about the meat industry. Like, I'm not a vegetarian or a vegan I eat meat and uh honestly does it make me an asshole if I just don't want to know uh that's a that's a big discussion like

I don't know that's a part of the problem it's it's like the whole it's not like equated exactly but I feel like because I feel like if I knew go to would you go to like sea world today no right you know so it's like you actively knowing that like harm is being done and then still like of course like throughout uh just the way our society is built, you're doing that by just the nature of it's like your bargaining chip to get into capitalism. You know, America. That's just kind of how it is. sucks but any form of consumption and consumerism is going to have some ill-fated abuse or uh lack of uh lack of foresight and proper judgment hence the saying there's no ethical consumption under capitalism but you know then it's because I haven't looked too much into it.

I know that there's like a ton of abuses. There's the side of things where it's better for the environment in terms of just the greenhouse gases. Cows be tooting. They be farting. They be farting'. They be fartin' up a storm. Also, there's issues with the brutal confinement and

slaughtering of animals. Yeah, the treatment of the animals is really poor. From chickens to cows to pigs. It's, you know, there's the whole reason why it's like, oh, they're free-ranged, is because there's a whole thing where chickens, not a whole thing, it still exists, you know, there's the whole reason why it's like, oh, they're free ranged is because there's a whole thing where chickens, not a whole thing that still exists, you know, but like chickens just packed together, just packed. And there's so many problems that have developed apparently from that happening, like disease being the main one.

I'm excited once they get lab grown meat a little more off the ground because like I know some people really put off by it. excited once they get lab grown meat a little more off the ground because like i know some people really put off by it but if it's literally just like taking the cells and duplicating them so it's like you it is the exact same meat that would come from like a cow but it's grown in a lab that's gonna be awesome because then it's like you can ethically consume meat i guess that would be like the the the concept the idea and then you wouldn't have to worry about the environmental effects and but some people are really put off by the concept of lab grown meat because well I mean like just in the name it it puts me

off a little bit just the like concept but when you think about it it's like oh that would be great it's like it's like spy kid shit yeah like when they got that microwave I'm making give me a McDonald's little hamburger boom you know liberals want us all to eat bugs.

Yeah, they do. Because it's a good protein source. I don't know. The whole talk with animals, you know, you're talking about something that does feel like emotions strong. Because they don't understand things. So, like, they're going to feel fear, happiness. Right. They feel all these things at an exaggerated level because of their fight-or-flight response because they are an animal

That is meant to be out in the wild So there's the there's that end of it but then You know there's always you got to think of the people that are making your clothing or your phones or Computer parts and shit um there's always it seems to be a living being behind as you were saying there's no there's no ethical consumption under capitalism there's always or there seems to be uh at least used by a lot of corporations because it's easier and cheaper and it's just like you don't to not care about the individual it like if businesses could because you have to think

about it from a business mindset they don't care they know their whole purpose is to make money for like stockholders and shit like that so if if if you see it happening you're like i'm not surprised by it um i i i don't know it's just a big confusing it's a big confusing conversation because it's just one part that leads to several other parts and it's just like these these grand problems that there's not like a solution for um there's movements you know there's just like there's political movements there's there's movements to stop like the abuse and the of of animals and to kind of shed light on what's going on in the meat industry much like how people like created a whole documentary sharing the abuses of like it wasn't it was sea world and there SeaWorld and it was a specific place.

The documentary Blackfish was a big one for that. But it really only, I only really see this stuff happening in, like, movements. People care about it for a little bit and nothing really ever changes so much. But a movement can be big enough and look at and look at SeaWorld attendance and all that shit, I think is down a significant amount. Yeah. Well, I mean, I guess the solution, an ethical solution, would be just to raise your own livestock and then eat that, which is what we tried with the horses.

But when we told Justin to put them down with the shotgun, he just ended up severely maiming them. Well, we're not Joe Rogan. We can't own our own fucking farm in Los Angeles. Well, we had the horses and we tried that, but again, Justin only maimed them instead of putting them down. Yes. And he didn't finish the job.

And we thought that he had, he had put the horses down. The next day we find out they're still kicking back there. Not even kicking. Well, they were maimed severely, but they were still alive. And, you know, then we had to go finish the job. Thank you, Justin. I don't know why he thought just firing just blindly into the stable would, you know, do it. Little minx he is.

Yeah, he's a little minx all right. But, yeah, that's a, I guess to wrap up that talk God made meat and man's gotta eat hey you know it says it in the Bible Ryan God put meat on this earth

for man to to consume I understand why people don't eat meat I don't judge them oh yeah I get it fully but I also like

I also eat meat myself and I take part of the consumption of meat and the enjoyment of it and I am a I love the of meat and the enjoyment of it. I love the taste of it. I love grilling it. I love meat. Biting down into it.

It's one of those things I wish that I didn't enjoy so much, but I do. I really do. What percentage of Americans eat meat? It's got to be like 95. It's probably pretty high, right? Yeah. Oh, definitely. I'd say around 95%, like the same percentage of people who enjoy ad reads.

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Throw a curveball? This is... Did you... You threw a curveball? One? Two? Two jiggles? Three? I got it. Got the Krabby. Krabby was caught. Congratulations. We... We are also

about to experience another community day. I don't know where I'll be. It's this Saturday. It's like a dragon Pokemon. Axew or whatever. Axew. Is it a gorgeous, beautiful dragon Pokemon? Is it a cool Pokemon?

Or is it like a... For me, it's eh. That binacle or whatever they're doing, that one too, I'm not a, that one's fucking creepy. Why would they do that one? I just, I wish they would, you know, because I think for GoFest or whatever the fuck that is, it's like they're going to introduce certain other Pokemon shinies that aren't in the game. Ooh. Meryl being one of them.

What color is a shiny Meryl? Gold. Ooh. Okay, okay. Maybe. Let me look it up. I don't know. I'm about to look it up, ladies and gentlemen.

I got a shiny Azelf yesterday. You did. I know. That was insane. I freaked out with you. I was freaking out because they also apparently like the chances. Meryl's green oh okay still cool still cool i love green green's a great color i thought the evolved form

oh never mind it's the uh yeah the uh evolved form of meryl turns yellow oh okay i do like green meryl and green meryl looks cool baby baby green little meryl person? Baby Yoda? Baby Gronk? Baby Gronk. God, what is Baby Gronk up to? And he got rizzed up by Livvy. Baby Gronk? By the time this podcast comes out, that meme, that it's going to be so long dead. Guys, right now, what is hot in the news is Baby Gronk getting rizzed up by Livvy.

All right? The play for LSU. Stole Livvy from the Drip King, okay? And now Baby Diggs is challenging Baby Gronk to a 1v1. Huge news. Big things happening. Big things are always happening for Baby Gronk. Big things happening. He's in

fourth grade. Isn't that nuts? Why? What the fuck? Dude, he's the new Drip King. Livy just convinced Baby Gronk to commit to LSU. Baby Gronk is the number one college football prospect in the country. He averages three... Who is Hoopify?

I don't know. Everyone knows him now. Henry DeTallo. The way he just stares soullessly into the camera. He's a seven, but he's from Canada. Canada's fine. Seven. He's an eight, but he's six feet. Canada's fine. Seven. He's an eight, but he's six feet.

What is this? He's a seven, but he's an actor. It's just this guy's account. Oh, you found his actual Instagram? No, this is his fucking TikTok. TikTok? Yeah. Hoopify? Hoopify. Okay. I don't know who this is.

That's his mom. Okay. I don't know who this is. My mom. That's his mom. Okay. I don't know who this is. You click it. My mom. My mom tried to riz up Baby Gronk and got arrested. I can't believe Baby Gronk stole Livvy from the Drip King. It's all I thought about last night. Well, the Drip King is coming for Baby Gronk's spot as the number one.

He is. LSU is looking for Baby Gronk's spot as the number one. He is. LSU is looking at Baby Gronk right now. And Livvy tried to, you know, because Livvy apparently has it in with LSU. She does. She tried to get Baby Gronk over to LSU by risen him up. But apparently, but listen to this, apparently Baby Gronk cheated

on Livvy. What? And when I say cheated, I mean Baby Gronk was going and touring other schools potentially. This middle schooler? Fourth was going and touring other schools, potentially. This middle schooler? Fourth grader. Fourth grader, sorry. This fourth grader? Mm-hmm. He toured other colleges, and he, so, you know,

he might have told Livvy that he committed to LSU to play football for them. Nope. That doesn't seem to be the case. Seems like he's keeping his options open. TMZ was reporting yesterday on fucking Baby Gronk. And I was like, the f- Wait, what? Yeah.

I sent it in our group chat. Well, he's- watch him be like the number one football star when we're like- He graduates high school in 2031. So, in 2032, he might be the biggest football star. Hey, we're in our 50s, dude. 40s. I don't know. Maybe Baby Gronk will be a huge football star. We're in our 50s, dude. 40s. I don't know. Maybe Baby Gronk will be a huge national celebrity,

like a household name. Well, there is Gronk. He'll have to drop the Baby Gronk at some point, don't you think? Or he'll come back as this kid who used to. It could be a fun little story. Maybe he won't even. He's a kid.

He likes football right now and the attention that it comes with, but does he want to do football going into adulthood? I mean, he's also kind of being conditioned for it. He's having. He's good at football, apparently. He has a lot of, regardless of his passion, which I'm sure he has a lot of fun and he has a lot of personal passion with it. He is still a child that, you know, a lot of adults are paying attention to he could

decide to be a lawyer like what if he decides that's his passion is he wants to start a baby gronk law firm you know i'm saying he just might have trouble having some form of self-independence because his whole life is kind of since imagine since elementary school not just your parents but other schools and outside forces actively like trying to map out your life yeah that's creepy well maybe he shouldn't be so damn good at football true true look he averages 20 touchdowns a game good and i'm sure his uh after every touchdown you know his parents give him a little treat they throw him a little bacon snack so he can go

this is good this feels good baby digs is coming for his spot as number one though baby digs he's the same audio clip I saw two things of baby digs he's like who the fuck are these people no there was someone else coming after Baby Gronk, dude.

Okay, chill out. Where is it? Yeah. The two best football players in America have been up to lately. Let's take a look and see. Okay, so it looks like Baby Gronk is doing his due. Pretty fired. Drift's not the best, though. Should have some eye black

on. I like that one. This is a grown man with an Ash Wednesday cross on his cheek. That's Ash Wednesday cross, right? Why on his cheek and not his forehead? Isn't it usually on your forehead? That's sacrilege. I love a grown man comedy on a fourth grader's drip.

Who the hell is... Who's Livvy? Oh, wait. Is this it? This is another one. This fucking office, like, services. It pisses me off. Livvy Dunn's boyfriend, Baby Gronk, is the number one college football prospect in the country.

But his number one spot was just challenged by his new enemy, Baby Diggs. It's a parade inside my city, yeah. Baby Diggs is an elite player who plays both wide receiver and quarterback. He is currently the number one football player in the class of 2030 in New York. He also called out Baby Gronk to 1v1 him. Hey, bro, I'll call you out. 1v1 me. Alright guys, what do you think? Who the fuck is this Hoopify dude, man? He's creepy He's our next, dude, he's

Baby Gronk? He's the next Walter Cronkite Do you think Baby Gronk has it in him to riz up Livvy after Diggs just had beef with him? Baby Gronk has a lot on his plate. He does, dude. So I don't want to hear shit. Baby Gronk has a lot right now going on. All right?

God love Baby Gronk. Love him, man. He is, uh, we're probably never going to hear his name again a week from now. Could become a millionaire. He could. You know, uh, Baby Gronk, uh, but by the time this podcast comes out, people might have already forgotten who the fuck Baby Gronk is. Or he might have been accelerated into the spotlight even more so. He might have had a trip to the White House and got to meet Biden.

People aren't going to forget who Baby Gronk is, dude. What about Livvy? Yeah. Yeah. The most famous girl in America? What the fuck does that— Livvy's a flash in the fucking pan. Yeah, she is.

Compared to Baby Gronk and Diggs? Baby Diggs, dude. Baby Diggs? Baby Diggs ain't going nowhere, baby. Is it Baby Diggs? It's Baby Diggs with two Gs. Baby Diggs and Baby Gronk. You know, a lot of people have been talking.

I've been listening to the radio. A lot of people are talking about the 2024 election. You know, a lot of people are talking about it. I've been listening to the radio a lot lately, and a lot of people are talking about this. Frankly, Baby Gronk. Frankly, Baby Gronk and Baby Diggs. It's heating up.

The feud between the two, it's heating up, and we don't know who is going to be number one. Class of 2030 New York, Baby Gronk. You know, Baby Gronk is a good prospect, but maybe, I don't know, maybe he could be my boyfriend in 20 years. Who knows? You'll have to call me when he's 18. Maybe Baby Gronk could be my boyfriend. Who knows?

He'd be lucky to be my boyfriend one day. And for those of you who are like, you can't do that. Trump said that to a little girl. We're just flipping it about Baby Gronk. A lot of people are talking about the great Baby Gronk. The infamous Baby Gronk. Rizd up Livy. Did you hear this, folksy?

Rizd up Livy. I wish he would start saying this shit in rallies. They're saying he's the new drip king. They're saying, they're telling me, they're saying he's the new drip king, folks. They'd get him on. Oh, dude. Frankly, I think he's the new drip king. Baby Gronk.

Baby Diggs doesn't have it in him. Baby Diggs does not have it in him. That's a good impression. Thank you. But Baby Diggs doesn't have it in him. I can tell. Plus, he's a good impression. Thank you. But Baby Diggs doesn't have it in him. I can tell. Plus, he's coming after Baby Gronk. He challenged him to a...

He just said it in the video. It's a party in my city. Parade. It's a parade in my city. Which I believe is a reference to a rap song. You know, I'm just getting out of touch with these low rap songs. I don't know. I can look it up real quick so we know, you know.

And our viewers will know, too. It's a parade inside my city. Fresh Prince of Utah, song by Youngboy Never Broke Again. The name of the artist is Youngboy Never Broke Again The name of the artist is Young Boy Never Broke Again? Young Boy one word capital Y

capital B And then is Never Broke Again his last name all one word? No it's three separate words He's got three last names Young Boy

Never Broke Again What's Lil Xan up to? He passed away No he didn't Yeah he overdosed on hot che away No he didn't Yeah he overdosed on hot cheetos No he didn't Yes he did Dude he's fried

His brain is fried That's what Xanax Extensive Xanax use will do It makes it into a big dummy Wasn't he dating a Cyrus? Her like Miley Cyrus' sister or something? Yeah I think he was

Miley Cyrus' little sister And he was like Going around Like he he was stunting. He was buying a lot of fancy things off of, I guess, Melrose. That's where I saw him. He was stunting. Well, I know this because you saw him. On Melrose, just standing on the sidewalk.

And he was, like, he couldn't really form a word. He was like, uh, uh, uh. He was probably on xanax which if you're abusing you should look into not doing that or look into combining it with alcohol okay there's that too it's an even it's even better than xanax by itself and matt would know yeah take xanax he's a fan of alcohol and xanax. That's right. And a lot of other drugs, but the list is long and cumbersome to get through. My routine is now I pop three bars when I get home and I drink about half a fifth of vodka together. It's a great, healthy routine. And then you go, sorry, I just got a headache this morning for some reason.

Can't come in. And I go, he had another bender, didn't he? Having those three bottle of vodkas a night. Hey, look, I'm down to two a night now. Matt, you're not 24 anymore, you know? You're not your 24 spry self. I know. I'm 27.

Hangovers do hit a whole lot harder now, though, compared to early 20s. Goddamn, they hit harder. They just last longer. Wish I knew what it was like. I know. You are lucky enough to not get hangovers, no matter how much you drink. What is that about? It's just your genetics.

It's fucking ridiculous, dude. You have an incredible gene. Because you've been with me when i'm drinking a lot i've been with you the drunkest you've ever been probably and and like and i promise it's not me going nope i've never been hungover i just wake up and i'm dehydrated i feel bad but i don't have like an intense hang you know oh my god headache or they make me want to die like how bad they they are for me like hangovers will will wreck my whole day and and it's like a my head hurts i'm nauseous i'm tired i'm anxious i'm depressed it's just it's it's just

not worth it well they made a fucking trilogy out of it so i'd imagine the experience is oh yeah biblical luke was came into the office hungover today. He came in, he was all red in the face, and I said, what's wrong, Luke? And he said, I'm hungover. And I said, Luke's hungover? Mm-hmm. Him and Jim went to a comedy show last night. And got wasted. They got...

Knowing Jim, Jim pressured Luke into drinking. Well, Luke didn't even want to drink last night, and Jim forced him to drink. He said, if you're my friend and you love me, you'll drink. And he made Luke drink an entire bottle of wine. It's not fun if I'm the only one drinking. Silly.

That's just my Jim impression. Meanwhile, Jim's on his third bottle of wine. So he made Luke do the same thing. He's getting a slizzard. What's the fucking... Slizzard?

Like a G6. I'm getting nice They have a term for getting Crunk but it starts with an SL You know what I'm talking about Like a G6 Like a G6 Like a G6

That adequately covers it Yeah Sounds pretty good We should get a G6 It's a private jet. Really? Mm-hmm. That's what that is?

Mm-hmm. I always thought it was like a mech or like a really nice station wagon. I thought it was a station wagon. And then it turns out, I looked it up, it's a private jet. So when they're saying, like a G6, they're saying- When did you look this up and figure out- A long time ago. Okay.

But it just means you're like a private jet with how classy you are, right? How fancy. Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. And P. Diddy is, I guess, he's big in the music scene. Oh, very. He's known for partying. Yeah, he is. So waking up in the morning

feeling like P. Diddy in this Kesha song is referring I'm guessing to drinking and smoking and just you know feeling like

ugh a mess right yeah but she you know she turns that all around brushing her teeth

with a bottle of bottle of Jack or does she wake up feeling like P. Diddy because she's she just has that big like she has a big ego she. Or does she wake up feeling like P. Diddy because she just has that big ego? She might be saying she's a baller. She's a baller. Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy.

I got my glasses. I'm out the door. About to hit this city. Before I leave, though, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack. Because when I leave before the night, I ain't coming back. That doesn't make sense.

When I leave before the night, I ain't coming back. When I leave for the night. I ain't coming back. That doesn't make sense. When I leave before the night, I ain't coming back. When I leave for the night, I ain't coming back. We're talking. Pedicures on our toes. Something up my nose. I don't think there's anything up my nose. Taking off all my clothes. No, that's not it.

Boys looking at my clothes do you remember that dude that era of music was insane that's when I was in high school I was in middle school and that was just wait wait wait 2013 might have been the worst year for music of all time

do you want to see what the top that's the year you graduated right? I graduated 2014 no No, you're two years behind. I forget. For some reason I always thought of you as like one grade behind me or something. Dude. Do you want to hear the top songs of

2013? I'll just read the top 10. I want to hear them. Tell me. Tell me. I'm interested. This was probably the best year for music to ever exist. Number one was Thrift Shop by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis. Number two was Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke. Three, Radioactive by Imagine Dragons. Four, Harlem Shake.

Five, Can't Hold Us by Macklemore. Six, Mirrors by Justin Timberlake. Seven, Just Give Me a Reason by Pink and Nate Russ from Fun. Eight, When I Was Your Man by Bruno Mars. Nine, Cruise by Florida Georgia Line featuring Nelly. And ten, Roar by Katy Perry. So, oh, but oh. Cause you're gonna hear me roar.

Number 20 was Suit and Tie. So actually, you know, was a pretty good year for music. I can't wait till I get you on the floor good looking. Such a fucking, that song always makes me pop my little bussy I'm so high He doesn't say that He doesn't do drugs Justin Timberlake would never do drugs

And you're a slut He doesn't say that either And don't give me that nana nana boo boo bullshit you just did Now that I got my suit and tie I'ma Leave it out Poop all on the floor tonight No it's not what he says in the song.

I'm a show you a few things. Pointing at his poop on the ground. Show you a few things. Did you not see the music video? That's not what happens in the music video. How blown away I would be if I watched the music video and he actually just like sprays shit on the dance floor and was like pointing to it, like showing people.

I would... My mind would be blown. Mind equals blown on that one you know what the spilled coffee on the carpet dude gotcha you got us by spilling coffee on the shag carpet why would you do that i was are you five years old i'm just trying to goof around with my buddy no are you are you five years old five years old coming from the man who can't take care of himself on a daily No, are you five years old? I'm five years old. Coming from the man who can't take care of himself on a daily basis. What are you talking about? I have to sleep in a crib so you don't roll out of bed and wake yourself up.

That is not something I gave you permission to share on the podcast. That is not something to... Luke, cut that out. Sleeping in a crib for me is a personal thing and I don't want you to fucking bring that up. Not cool. Name one other adult that sleeps in a crib. What are you?

I can't. You need to knock it off. Every person's different. You just knock it off. It's a big crib too. It's not like it's a baby's crib. It's an adult sized crib. Yes, I had to have it custom made but it's an adult sized crib. It's a crib too. It's not like it's a baby's crib. It's an adult sized crib. I think- Yes, I had to have it custom made, but it's an adult sized crib.

It's not a... you know, not baby by pure like, uh, just literal sense. But... And also, having a mobile also is not it helps me sleep you like planets I get it I like space and it does help me get to sleep sometimes I don't have any type of weird fetish or anything and I don't want you to bring this up anymore

I did not give you permission to bring this up publicly in the first place and Luke this will get cut out let's find a place to bring it back in you really soured my mood just now with that just take off the sides and it's a bed shut up you wake up regardless you don't even have a problem falling out of the bed

I mean that was your excuse I don't want to talk about it dude my crib usage is my business and if I recall correctly last time you came over last time uh someone came over they took a nap in the crib and seemed to enjoy it i did and i fucking had a hoot in your sandbox as well sandbox is fun i don't see you complaining about that one no no or the tire swing tire swing very fun and all of this on the second story of your house. Mm-hmm. You know.

I like the fake lawn you put in so it's like you feel like you're kind of outside with the painted walls. Thank you, man. Thank you. But we gotta find a way

to bring it back in now. Oh. God is great. Great. God is good. Let us thank him for our food. By his hands we all are fed.

Give us, Lord, our daily bread. Amen. Amen. I love God. Jesus Christ. Bread. Yeah, yeah. I say that every night before I go to bed. Thanking God for my bread. Because we have so much of it. So much of it.

So much bread, it's unbelievable. It's actually not true but i mean bread can get you a lot of things at the end of the day we are we are making bread you know what they do spend bread every now and then we do we like we like spending some bread we were spending a lot of bread on uh something for super mega soon two things Super Mega. We're spending a lot of bread on. A lot of bread. And you know what I gotta tell you? Something just to keep in mind, Ryan. It would be easier

for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. What do you think about that? That's in the Bible. Say that again. It would be easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle

than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. There's no possibility where the camel... Exactly. That's the whole point. It's impossible for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven that's not true how do you know okay uh where do you think tom cruise is gonna go when he dies he gets his own fucking planet where do you think Oppenheimer is right now? Was Oppenheimer rich? It would be very... Did the man who made

the atomic bomb, was he not rewarded for his... They probably gave him some money, but not like a ton of money. They probably gave him like, oh, here's a paycheck. Here's a thousand bucks. Thanks for building the bomb. Thanks for creating the monster of destruction.

Well, we're all scared of each other now. Thank you for learning how to twist nature in the worst way possible to kill humans and all life on the planet. Thank you. I'm trying to see because I would love to talk to like a grandparent or someone who even was like a teenager around the time that happened be like what was your fucking reaction to hearing the news

because like it's a lot different learning about it in history class like the gravity is still there history is always like is is in ink it is always like is uh is is is in ink right seems in that you know it is for that situation but the i still feel like how that moment changing people's perception of like what's oh that's possible that's on the table now yes and then that of course started you know a whole bunch of other problems the cold war yep dude i was thinking

back like they were fucking paranoid during the cold war that we were going to get nuked like by russia well because we were the ones with the bombs. I don't think Americans were too concerned. But not long after, the Soviets were like, There had to be some liberals that went, That's not good. There probably were a lot of people that were like, This isn't good. Well, I don't think a lot of people understood the magnitude of it. Because it wasn't like it was televised.

It was just, they lied about it, too, in the newspapers. They said that they just dropped it on a military base. You know, what was our what what were the I guess like America if we had one? What was our apology for capturing and putting Japanese people into internment camps? Obama. Sorry, citizens, Japanese citizens. camps obama sorry citizens japanese citizens obama apologized formally in like 2008 for the bombings what about the internment camp stuff i don't know about that did we do anything like did we send did we send them uh like a like an edible arrangement liberty you know

we sorry we should send them a statue of liberty, you know? Sorry. We should send them a statue of liberty. Like their own version. Y'all get one too? We got to give them two. Well, three. Because there's the two bombs and we also... The internment camps, yeah.

The internment camp thing. Dude, but like the Cold War, like they would just teach you in school. It's like, you got to get under your desk because we could just get nuked at any second like living in that paranoia that like russia or the soviets an iron giant duck and cover oh yeah you just make yourself feel safe in the last moments you know you're not gonna survive that shit i don't depends on how far they weren't actually the people that were teaching people that didn't actually believe it themselves they were just like

to create some sort of normalcy right or did we actually think hey if there's something in between us and that explosion how's that explosion gonna get to us well i guess i guess it depends on how far away the bomb is but like i don't know if you're close enough to a nuclear explosion where you even have to get under a desk i I don't think you're going to survive. And if you do survive the explosion, the radiation is going to get you down the line. That's the scariest part of nuclear bombs. That's true. That's true.

You know what's great? He smiled at the end of that movie. You know he gave Hogarth cancer, right? He came from outer space. You know how radioactive he probably was uh that's not when shit comes from outer space that has to it has to fucking decontaminating stuff up no he was 100 radioactive no and hogarth was fucking all over him you know kind of alien metal he was or alien doesn't matter the material it's gonna be radioactive maybe it expels it maybe the aliens have a technology that made him

no wait he was made but there's this whole thing I can't remember there they in the signature edition they added like this flashback dream sequence of like when he was on his planet really shit yeah not like him the Iron, waking up in bed going, you know? It was all a bad dream.

Yeah. Oh. But, like, it was just kind of like, when he starts to go a little crazy, it flashes a vision from his, I don't know, it's weird. From his home planet? Yeah. I mean, he's made to be a war machine

not to be confused with Don Cheadle in Iron Man 2 Iron Man 3 The Avengers Endgame right Infinity War

Age of Ultron no was he was he in Age of Ultron I don't think so Captain America Civil War yep Was he in Age of Ultron? I don't think so. Captain America Civil War. Yep. Love Don Cheadle as War Machine.

Can't get enough of him in that role. And he was in... Come on. Spit it out man it's always a slam dunk when i see ryan and matt love you guys angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well i absolutely love this because you know if you own a home it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality it can be hard just to know where to start. But now, all you need to do is answer that

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