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Episode Date: July 14, 2023

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Hey. Hey. Hey! Welcome everyone to another fantastic episode of the Super Megacast. That's right. Starring Matt Watson. And Ryan McGee. That's right. The two funny brothers. That's right. Dos funny hombres.

Dos hombres comicas. How do you say funny in Spanish? Comicas? Com Spanish? Comicas? Comicas? Funios Dos funios hombres Yeah, well, uh, bienvenido to the Dos funios hombres podcast

Um It's another beautiful day Another beautiful day with all of you Well, it's overcast Well. Well, it's overcast. Well, yes, it's overcast. But I think overcast days are some of the most beautiful. Yeah, especially, it's supposed to be like summertime. I'm sure summertime will hit hard in August.

It's been weird, man. It's June, but it's been overcast and cold. That's just weird in my book. Is it just like that June, what is it, the June gloom? Yeah. I don't know, man. This whole year's been weird weather-wise. It's been just like the rain. The rain? It's been

throwing me off. Well, you know, once it rains, it pours. That's what they say. And you know, speaking of throwing off, people might, you know, video watchers might notice something a little different about this episode. Yeah, see if you can spot the difference.

We're not going to give it away, but see if you guys can, if you're keen enough to pick it up, if your eye is sharp enough to notice the subtle difference. And for the audio listeners, try to guess at what the difference is. Just take a wild guess. You might be right. You have nowhere to say it. Well, I guess on Patreon, if you're on the audio version, you could comment

what you think it is. Or you could go to when the YouTube version is uploaded and say, I'm just here. I'm an audio listener. I'm not,

make it clear. I am not giving this a full view. They can't even give it one single peak. I am just here to say and then you know whatever whatever you i don't want to you know give you the exact template to work off of i want you to have some creative uh you want them to do the work themselves you want them to show their

work exactly i remember in uh in in school um on homework when it would be like, and you have to show your work. So I hated that shit so much in like science. Can't use a calculator. It's like, show your work. I would just bullshit it all the time. Like I would get the answers from someone else and then fake my work on the side. But you know, like that fake, like because you're a kid you're just like oh whatever it's bullshit like to a teacher it's like two plus j equals that's not even i would do all that shit

for like homework when they look at it quick but i sometimes i would try to do it on on like uh well because sometimes on like a quiz i just try to have bad handwriting on purpose so it's like oh his work could be right but i just can't really decipher what he's doing. But if he got to the right answer, it must work for him. I did that with annotations. Like I had to annotate a lot of like articles and books I had to read. And I would just like underline one word and be like. Interesting.

Yeah, like write that next to it. Just or like I just see a quote and outline it in red pen, even though I didn't know the significance of the quote. I'd just be like, see? Dude, my teacher called me out for the whole class once. For that? Yeah. Like, so I had, we were reading like Dante's Inferno,

and we had to write in the book on each page you had to write, and you had to annotate on every page. And I had, you know, I had to do that for A Tale of Two Cities. Yeah. Annotating is dumb, in my opinion. But I guess it's one way that they're like well prove that you read it so I just done some like I read it on the bus that morning like the chapter I was supposed to read I read it right before I got to school and I said the whole thing with like the the highlighter where I just highlight like random sentences and then like would circle some shit and be like, very interesting.

Foreshadowing. And I remember my teacher. I wish you put foreshadowing much. Spoke like that. Really, really snarky. Yeah. Like little additions like that. But he picks up my book and he checks it and he goes, come on, Matt.

And I was like, and this is like the day I just started. This was the first, first block. He's like, come on, and I was like and this is like the day I just started this was the first first block he's like come on Matt seriously and I because this teacher was very outspoken too

and I was like what and he was like and he started reading them out loud he's like very interesting very interesting

come on you didn't even try with this and then he does the whole thing where he's like okay here's here's an annotation

why did you write this one he reads it out loud but doesn't let me see it he's like what were you writing that in relation to? And I was just like... You know, just... And he's like, try harder next time. Put it down on my desk. Did you try harder next time?

Yeah, I did. I mean, it made me try. I had to. Because I knew that the next class, if I showed up and had done the same bullshit, I would have been in big trouble. So, yeah. Hopefully someone else got embarrassed at some other point to take the heat off of you, or were you always the kid that faked his notes?

I mean, I was one of many, but where I sat was, like, the class was like a U-shape, the desk, so I was the first one he would check every time, because I sat next to the door and he would go. Funny thing is now his son is a Meg head.

Really? So who won? Teacher. I feel like you did. I can't say his name. You control his spawn. Mentally, you have control over his spawn somehow. I do because what I heard was years later, I heard from someone at the school. They were like, yeah his son uh has like your

merch and stuff super mega merch so i was like yeah so uh you know you can call me out uh mr teacher for faking my annotations but guess what your son is watching our videos so yeah look where matt is today you could suck it he got here through nothing but hard work grit mostly charm see if i had actually taken the time to read dante's inferno i might have you know been enlightened by it and changed my career path i've never done this teacher yeah yeah oh yeah a real job. Oh, get out of here. What are you doing? Teaching our young, teaching the future generations?

Psst. You would have made a good high school teacher, Ryan. You would have been a fun teacher. Because you got, you have just enough of a, you're funny. You got that, like, cool teacher charm. I have no passion for teaching. Do you think a lot of teachers have passion? Like, cool teacher charm?

I have no passion for teaching. Do you think a lot of teachers have passion? I feel like, you know, whether it's like a passion to teach or a passion to inspire a young generation, I feel like the type of teacher you're talking about, you're not describing like a, oh, glum at my desk. You're describing, as you said, a good teacher, a cool high school teacher. And I feel like those teachers have somewhat of a passion towards education or informing the you know youth and

inspiring the future generation and lighting that fire or whatever i feel like you would be a cool teacher because you also have just the right amount of like when that fuse lights you know you could you could yell at a student real good i I'll tell them to sit down. Yeah, you could like go, Mr. McGee. If I was clowning around in class, let's say I'm the class clown and you're my history teacher, right? Okay. Okay? And you know, I'm doing all sorts of

goofy things and I'm really, it's been a long day for you. You haven't had your coffee. Okay. You're tired. Of course. What are you gonna do? You wanna act it out or something? Yeah. Like I'm at my desk. I'm You're tired. Of course. What are you going to do? Okay, you want to act it out or something? Yeah. Like, I'm at my desk. I'm working.

It's silent reading time, and I'm over here whispering. You've already told me to be quiet once, okay? And I'm over here just still just, you know, flirting with some girls. Okay, okay. I'm, like, doing schoolwork. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, Stop.

Does that work? Yeah. If you kept a loaded Glock under your desk to pull it out. Yeah. That would make me shut the fuck up if I was a student in that class. Shut up. I was just pantomiming putting it up. My imagination had to believe it was.

Yeah, you had to put it away safely. Yeah. That's the whole argument of giving teachers guns, you know. They could use the guns not just to stop a school shooting, but also if the students are being excessively rowdy, you know. Exactly. So I think that's probably the best course of action moving forward in America is to arm all the teachers or even the students.

Just arm every student. I mean, do you want to question someone who has a gun pointed at your face no someone has a gun pointed at your face are you really intent on giving the explanation of why that you think they're wrong in a particular situation no you know now when they talk about arming the teachers what are we talking are we talking like a like a little glock are we talking like a full like a shotgun or like an assault rifle or maybe teachers are the only ones that get teachers and military the only ones that get fully automatic machine guns so teachers would get like an actual like ak-47 that can just pop off rounds they give the teachers just like fucking nunchuck training every teacher is like fucking badass with nunchucks. Really fun.

They give you all the moves where it's like That'd be awesome. They'll start like when someone starts shooting at them they'll start ding ding ding ding

They can deflect the bullet with the nunchucks. Yep. Nunchucks would be such a cool skill to be able to master but I feel like I'd flinch too much

because I feel like when I'm I would just smack myself in the face with it. That's a part of learning nunchucks is the pain. Yeah. Same with a butterfly knife, right? You gotta cut yourself a few times.

I've never played with a butterfly knife. I was never intent on being someone who could like, you know, it's cool. I feel like if you have a knife, regardless of it's like, someone has a knife and and they're just like doing this in like a situation, like, oh shit, he has a knife. But if they're also like, I'm kinda like, oh shit, they have a knife. It's like the same level of threat. Yeah, it's, there's no extra threat. He's just doing cool little moves with it. He might be like- I guess more like he's, he can handle the knife better and he would stab me with more finesse.

It's honestly the equivalent of like if I had a rifle on you and I you know when I pulled it out I pretended like it was an electric guitar and did like a crazy realistic looking guitar solo on it you know it's like the gun is still the same it's still the same level of threat well I think it's you know it's the

fidget spinner for knife lovers you know yeah I think that's what it really is I think it shows you've got skill but also it shows you're not afraid to play with danger yeah you can play with knives and it's like

usually when you start doing that people are like are you gonna cut yourself shows you're not afraid of that when you don't cut yourself just skills big skill Jim bought a

when we were in Arizona he bought a thing it was all right, it was to teach you to safely use a butterfly knife. So it's like a dummy butterfly knife, so you can't actually cut yourself with it, but it's how you learn. And the guy at the knife shop was calling him a pussy for it. Really? And he was like, Wait, the guy at the knife shop? Yeah, he was like, you're a pussy if you use that.

You just gotta go for the real deal. And he's like, no, I don't want to cut myself. And he's like, that's how you learn. You got to cut yourself. And he's like, well, couldn't I just learn with this and then use a real one? He's like, yeah, but if you don't cut yourself, you don't learn properly. I guess he's like stemming from that part of the, the man accosting Jim in this situation is thinking, right,

you got to go back to the, to like when the neurons were first firing exactly when humans were first committing this act because you have to dig deep for this because yeah i mean i guess there's pain pain yeah it's the great learner you know that's that's how we learned to fire was bad you know you touch it and you went ow that's that's hot and then that that's a strong emotion that sticks in your brain. Those neurons stay activated forever. I don't know the science of it, but something like that. So then you're scared to hurt yourself in the future.

So I feel like I don't know if you'd learn any better from that, though. I feel like if you just learn the moves. You would learn how to try to negate that response. We should get some butterfly knives in just every episode of the podcast. You and I are just sitting here just... You know? Just in the background, you hear it. How do the audio listeners know

that I'm not pulling out a butterfly knife right now? Oh, shit. And watch this. Whoa. Yep. Damn, dude. Oh, yeah. You got good at that. Oh, shit. And watch this. Whoa. Yep. Damn, dude. Oh, yeah. You got good at that. Oh, yeah, I did. Oh, watch this one.

Whoa. Look how long it's staying in the air. No fucking way. And it's gonna fall back down. Yep. Yep. Pockets, dude. Let me put this thing away. Audio listeners will have no idea if you really did that or not. Nope. Which you did. I did. Video watchers.

They got to see it for themselves, the video watchers. The Chad video watchers versus the virgin audio listeners, you know. The video watchers will have seen you do that whole cool little thing with your butterfly knife, but the virgin audio listeners? Not a chance. They won't know if it's real

or not. Well, they can listen to it, but do you really get to understand exactly what I'm doing with the butterfly knife if you can only listen to it? No. Stupid. I mean, it's almost not worth it. Unless you have a really vivid imagination where it's like... Which a lot of our fans don't. That's why they come to us. Exactly.

They need us to create these wild scenarios for them to, you know, put themselves in or to imagine, you know, us in. Of course. To spice up their boring lives. I mean, look at this imaginative set. Look at this, guys. There's a lot of imagination here. Well, sorry, audio listeners. I guess you can't listen. Oh, yeah. They are not going to like this episode, Ryan.

The reality of the situation is there's at least one person who's actually fuming. They are seething right now. You know, the beautiful thing about this earth we live on is the wealth of different experiences that exist. For even one simple action. Let's take ranch, for example. Ranch dressing? There are some people who love ranch. There are some people who find ranch all right.

Okay. There are others who hate it with a passion. Right. And then there are some where it's a mystery. They're allergic to ranch, so it's in this a passion. Right. And then there are some where it's a mystery. They're allergic to ranch, so it's in this gray area. Right. You know, it's something as simple as a shitty salad dressing, you know? So I know where you stand on it then.

What? You just called it a shitty salad dressing. See, and you, well, my whole point of saying it's shitty, I have ranch dressing. See, and you, well, my whole point of saying it's shitty, I have ranch dressing. Usually it's like I would put ranch dressing on because I don't like kind of like regular cheap iceberg lettuce. So it's like I'm just going to drown it in this. I use ranch on everything but salad pretty much. Like, I don't like. I don't dip chicken nuggets or anything like that.

No, like I use it on. Oh, chicken wings. Yeah, I use it on stuff that's not salad. Like, I don't really like ranch on salad that much with salad dressing I'd rather have a little a little more character

you know I'd like you know what I love I love Italian Italian's good Italian was my go to at the Ruby Tuesday salad bar

it's fucking delicious I love I feel like there used to be a brand of dressing called like Wishbone or something you know what I'm talking about I have no recoll brand of dressing called Wishbone or something. I have no recollection of it. So I couldn't help you.

I'm sorry, buddy. But balsamic vinaigrette, dude? Yes. Raspberry balsamic vinaigrette? I don't know about raspberry, but balsamic. It's good. It's really good. My favorite salad dressing actually is like a house salad dressing at a place called,

it's like a house salad dressing at a place called, it's like a chain. It's a Japanese barbecue, kind of like Korean barbecue, except you just cook meat on a grill, right? And you can order dishes up to a certain amount, whatever. It's called gyukaku. We've been there. And they have this salad dressing that they use for their house salad. It's delicious. Amazing.

It's so good. And apparently, sorry, all of a sudden... The room just got muffled and there's a ringing in my... in this ear. Are you having a stroke? No. It was just weird. It was just all of a sudden just... And then... I get that sometimes too where it feels like the pressure changes and then I go like...

Was there no difference for you in prep? No. How the room vibe? Mm-hmm. It's like I go like deaf in one ear and it starts ringing. It's like... Yeah. Well, that was weird.

Yeah. Might just be a minor stroke. What was I on about before my... Gyukaku salad dressing. It's my favorite salad dressing at the moment. It's great. You can apparently buy it at the restaurant. So next time I show up...

You're going to have to walk out there with a couple bottles of it. Oh, yeah. Like one time I went to Buffalo Wild Wings to buy Markiplier some bottles of spicy garlic dressing. It was his favorite sauce. It was. And we were going over to his house. And he was like, hey, while you're out, could you stop by the the buffalo wild wings and get me a couple bottles of this dressing and i was like okay i love it because like usually like this was the i guess

this is what caught me i guess got it a little weird for me it was just like typically you would expect like if you're going out to like hang out with someone or like uh come home and you're like asking like roommates to grab something it's like hey, can you grab a pack of beers? Hey, can you grab some water? Can you get some toilet paper? We're almost out. But like, could you stop by the local Buffalo Wild Wings and pick up some spicy

garlic dressing? Three bottles of it. Three of it. Because Mark would fucking this is no bit. We like playing bits, but no bit. reason he would buy it if I'm remembering correctly Cauliflower yes, yeah, he would just get a bowl of cauliflower and douse it in that shit I don't think even like grilled the cauliflower or anything. It was just raw And he would just dip it yeah, and then the spicy garlic dressing and then just munch on that shit.

It was just such a weird request to ask someone, like, while you're out, can you go to Buffalo Wild Wings and get me some salad dressing of this one specific flavor? But, man, do you remember Markiplier's Dumplings? I do remember Markiplier's Dumplings. I bet you there's not too many people in this world, in galaxy in this universe even yeah who have enjoyed gotten to experience markiplier's dumplings you and i are part of the select few who have had the the pleasure the privilege to have markiplier's dumplings dude i they were good i woofed it i don't fuck that down every time the moment he would say that he was making those dumplings oh dude it's like like Justin's chili.

Yes. Markiplier has his thing. So when Ron and I lived with Markiplier back in 2015, early 2016 as well, every now and then he would go, boys, I'm making my sweet Korean dumplings. But he made the dough thicker to resemble like German dumplings. Yeah, it wasn't Korean it was just like he did something dumplings he did it something he did something to make it somewhat different I remember I I helped him once make the the the dumplings with the dough and he disapproved of my I wasn't doing it right

apparently well you probably weren't I probably wasn't but I've never been able to touch it make a dumpling dish. But I've never been able to touch a, make a dumpling dish since, though. I've been too, my self-esteem has been shattered.

That's right. We have, you know, there are a lot of, in our friend group, we've had good dishes. Jim grills. Jim has been grilling different meats.

Jim's good on the grill. Did you have Ben's family's recipe of ziti, whatever? Yeah, I did. It's so fucking good It's fucking delicious

I want him to make that again Him and our friend Zef We're talking about cooking some Maybe next week Really Oh okay Having a little Ziti night I'd be down for a Ziti night

The Ziti was good Justin's chili You had Justin's potato soup recently We all know about Justin's chili Don't we Ladies and gentlemen The great Justin's chili you had Justin's potatoes okay so yeah recently we all know about Justin's chili don't we ladies and gentlemen the great Justin's chili

we love Justin's chili it's the best chili I've ever had it is the best chili I've ever had I think the reason it's so good is because it's

it's sweet he makes he makes it it's pretty sweet compared to your average chili and that's what I like he makes it sweet

and speaking of the devil there he is the thing that I appreciate about the chili which he's he's done extra for me. Come on, buddy. That he's started to do extra in the chili, at least for me.

I don't think he'll, I don't think this is like a signature thing you started doing in your chili. It's usually just if I'm eating it, just extra big fat meat chunks. No. Is that something that you started to do like consistently? Because remember there was a point where like I told you I really liked them and you added more. I do add extra for you, but I kind of liked it too. The market I get the meat from, they never do just a pound. They always do a little over a pound.

Hey, I'm not complaining. Some days I'll find one where it's like one and a half pounds and I'll get two of those so it's three pounds other days I'll keep a little lighter I had the chili for the second time finally we all hung out at Justin's apartment we watched District 9 great phenomenal film

Christopher Richard no no no what's his name Christopher something Jefferson fucking prawns Christopher Jefferson what's the name of the dude? Johnson. Christopher Johnson. Yeah, the alien?

Yeah. Christopher Reeve. Yeah, but I recently had the pleasure of being the first one to try Justin's second dish. His potato bacon chowder. Is that what it is? Yeah. The second dish is potato bacon chowder. Is that what it is? Yeah. And it's, okay.

Now, I know this white boy can cap sometimes, but I'm not capping when I say. You have been known to cap. I have been known to cap, but I am not capping, okay? When I say, and Justin will back me up here. I will. I came over. I will. We put on a little Interstellar. We watched that movie. Great here. I will. I came over. I will. We put on a little Interstellar. We watched that movie.

Great movie. Lovely movie. And my favorite part about Interstellar is when they go, well, there's a classic line where it's like, Those aren't waves. No, there's that one, which is great, where it's like the fourth dimension is love or something. Oh, yeah.

It's love. That gets me every time. I shed a tear. Me too. The fourth dimension's love. That gets me every time. I shed a tear. Me too. The fourth dimension is love. It's love is what binds us and connects us through time and space. Don't you see a torch?

Yeah. That's what's fucking named. But yeah, I had Justin's potato chowder and let me tell you something. I'm not capping, okay? I filled my bowl to the brim. That shit was overflowing with chowder. It was, actually. And I sat down on the couch tonight.

I was like, oh, I don't... I was like, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to finish this. Because, you know, guys, I got a small stomach. Yeah. It's a tiny-ass... You barely eat much. And if you do eat, it's dog shit food. Exactly.

So I have... You literally will eat dog shit sometimes. Well, okay. Midnight cravings. You like the crunch, you make sure it's dried out by the sun first. You guys give me shit for it, and- Yeah, I think you give enough shit to yourself because you're eating it. Okay, but what I'm saying- well that's a good pun, but what I'm saying is-

It's not just a good pun, it's also true, and I think it's something you should follow through with, and you should stop eating dog shit. What I'm saying is don't knock it till you try. It's one of those things that I, you guys make fun of me for it, and I would have made fun of myself a year ago. Do you ever wonder why you can't sleep at night? Probably. It's not because I eat dog shit. Do you know the proteins that are in dog shit? What about the proteins in dog shit, Justin? They're going to keep you awake.

No, they're not. There's no stimming effects of dog shit. No, dog shit has melatonin in it, and if you have too much melatonin, your body stops making melatonin. That's why you can't fucking sleep. Because now you're so addicted to eating dog shit. I'm not addicted to eating dog shit. If you don't eat enough, you have to start eating more now so that you get...

It's fine. Back to Interstellar. I eat the whole bowl of chowder, okay? And that's a big fucking deal for me. Then guess what I did? I said, Justin, I'm not capping. I'm going to have seconds. I go over to that fucking big bowl of slop,

and I fill it all the way to the brim again, dude. That's fucking fantastic. And you know what? I'm so proud of you. What did I say when I sat down with that bowl, Justin? What did I say? You said, damn, I might have gotten a little too crazy with the seconds, but we'll see.

I said I might have overshot this one. Yeah. But he finished it. What did I do? He did. He finished it, and he didn't just, like, finish it where there was a little puddle left. No. He licked He finished it. And he didn't just like finish it where there was a little puddle left. No.

He licked that shit clean. Like, like I, like I tilted the bowl and I used the spoon to like scoop like the, the last remaining spoonful. Like, like, he did. So let it be known ladies and gentlemen, this 26 year old grown man. 27 Ryan. 27. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 27 year old grown man. Thank you. That's true. Actually I got told, I got called 25 recently, which made me feel nice.

And you just turned 29. I know. You do look young. Luke, actually, put some fanfare up. Put some congratulations music and a little something on screen for me. This 27-year-old man had two bowls of chowder. Yep. Yay!

Two bowls of chowder. You heard this! Two bowls of chowder. You heard this epic narrative explained in grave detail. Luke, can you also put Bergie on the screen for a second? No, don't. You don't have to. I think Bergie's... I don't think we have the rights to Bergie. We don't have the rights to Bergie. I want Bergie. They have Bergie

as a licensed character and they've sold plushies of Bergie. We can't... Well, maybe Luke can make his own version of Bergie. Please? I've always wanted to tell someone to put Bergie on screen. Bergie's not our character to put on screen.

Especially the advertisers specifically they probably wouldn't appreciate Bergie. Put a couple googly eyes on a ham sandwich and put it on screen. On a PNG of a ham sandwich. That looks too much like... There's a character that looks very similar to that. It's Sandy the Sandwich.

I was going to say Hammy. Okay, it's Hammy the Sandwich. Hamilton the Ham Sandwich. Okay, it's Hamilton the Sandwich. Sorry. It's great shit, man. Should I leave? I mean, if you want, but you can stay if you want.

I'd like to. Yeah, man, you can stay as long as you want. I've been editing, so I kind of wanted to... We do need to go to ads, man. Should I leave? I mean, if you want, but you can stay if you want. I'd like to. Yeah, man. You can stay as long as you want. I've been editing, so I kind of wanted to. We do need to go to ads, though. We've got to take a little commercial break. And I have to drain the main vein, if you know what I mean. You're going to go jerk off?

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a chance to kind of refresh your memory on like, keep up with the story. Do you think, so you kind of lose yourself and you start thinking that you're very, of your own separate story. Do you think the reason why Matt talks so much is because he's so fond of his own voice? It's a good voice.

I mean, there's a reason he is going on tour. Isn't that more of like a pity thing? This is a second tour. But isn't it more of like a, like a is a second tour but isn't it more of like a like a feeling sorry kind of thing or is it like do people like listen to it all i'm saying is i mean take this for what you will justin this is a second tour and this tour there's going to be lights that have multiple colors on it wait seriously yep so like the budget has increased significantly on it so I feel like it's uh okay I think it's I think it's gonna be hey what's up hey buddy monster energy

what is this Aaron Hansen yeah dude how about a white monster for this white monster? That's Aaron Hansen white. Yeah, that's what they renamed the drink to. Aaron Hansen got me and Ryan on the white monster train. Yeah, and so monster finally. It is the stereotypical Aaron Hansen white monster. This is the stereotypical white guy that punches the drywall drink. And it's good. That's the thing.

It's no sugar. You drink white monster, you definitely own at least one dirt bike you guys have never never had a dirt bike or ATV or anything like when I was growing up I gauged someone's worth by if they had a dirt bike or not like if you had a dirt bike you would have hated me then the coolest fucking person ever

yeah I grew up in the suburbs yeah same I grew up in the suburbs. Yeah, same. I grew up in a neighborhood. Well, okay. I grew up in like half suburbs for like the starting bit, apartments and then it was mostly like just kind of like suburban. How long did you live in the trash dump for? A few years.

I grew up in the burbs. You didn't live in the dump at all did you uh when the 2008 housing crisis hit there was about a two month period uh where our house got foreclosed uh but my parents were able to basically talk to the bank and get it it's not funny ryan it's a very i'm not laughing i don't know why you would say that this is serious Dude like when people's houses get foreclosed. That's no thing to joke about dude My mom's car got repoed to like you didn't have I didn't have a way to get to school. It's not funny

Your mom Got her car repoed. Yeah, she couldn't make the payments on it. And then she would come home late at night after just working all day. She'd probably have to like, she'd get up multiple times, like stir awake, go to the restroom, let's say, sit on the toilet. Ketchup packets explode on the back of her legs. Luckily not this period because we didn't have a toilet because the house did get foreclosed. So there was a bucket. but I did get her one time I put the little poppers that you throw under the bucket and when she went to sit on the bucket to take her her 3 a.m.

Shit and when they went pop and it scared her we need to have we need to have a Bucket month here so we can like save some cost on like water and shit all right guys July is bucket month Cost on like water and shit. Alright guys, July is bucket month Shitting and piss straight in the bucket. No, no toilet flushes. It'd be better for the environment because we get fertilizer Exactly. Use it for the plants for a loose garden. We could spread it all over our neighbors gardens We're doing you guys a favor Buckets of fucking hot feces. You know how much this shit costs?

Come on. Just pour it on their lawns. It's expensive. Just pouring human shit all over the neighbors in their flower bed. That's like they're sitting in the sun. The tomatoes they're growing that they eat. Just putting our shit all over it. What the hell are you doing?

We're trying to be good neighbors here. we're we're trying to be good neighbors here jesus we're trying to be good neighbors we're trying to be environmentally friendly you know good good fertilizer that's a lot of cows a lot of cows it's greenhouse gas a lot of people nowadays everyone's up in arms about climate change and here we are actually trying to make a difference and you're getting pissed off a lot of work and a lot of time to make human fertilizer. Also, it takes like a day or two for just a tiny little bit that you add to a bucket. If we're going around spreading buckets of shit on their lawn,

they better be fucking grateful because that's at least a week or two of work. No, exactly. Plus, the longer it sits in the bucket, the stronger it's going to... Think about all the nutrients in like... Our combined diets, we each have a very different palette

and a very different day-to-day eating schedule and just eating plan in general. Yeah. I think that a combination of all three of our diets would create a super diet that would probably help with certain hybrids of plants that are more rare to crop up from just, I guess, I'm thinking harvest moon types.

You plant red flower to blue flower. Maybe with human shit, you'll get a purple. What if the secret to bringing back all these endangered species of plants is just buckets of our shit? Well, there's only one way to find out. That's true. We do have a Home Depot bucket, like, right in the hallway over there. We just start now.

And I'm feeling... I did take a big shit right before this podcast, but that was my second of the day. And if I've already had two this early into the day, it means there is going to be a third probably. I don't know why I thought this would be funny. I don't know. But we all shit into this bucket. We don't use it for this idea of putting it on our neighbor's lawn. But we secretly, all three, shit into a bucket we don't use it for this idea of putting on our neighbor's lawn but we secretly all three shit into a bug until it's filled

and then just like chart like task Jim was like hey we got a bucket of paint that we need you like transport somewhere and so like he has to carry like it's heavy maybe like little air horns for the chances of him like freaking out and spilling it just in a bucket Jim transport don't tell him it should be like hey can you can you move this yeah sure man yeah Wow big yeah this is huge heavy man he's strong though Oh fertilizer just tell him it's fertilizer like hey we're gonna start planting some crops and then move our fur Working hard on his garden. He's going growing peppers Luke has been working very hard on that is for my garden Yeah, that's for my peppers for sure for sure for sure look impression for sure

Luke did you like that impression? I did of you. I'm sure he did. That's no cap. For sure. On God. For sure. He starts... Guys, so Livvy just risked up Baby Gronk. For sure. Baby Gronk's the new Drip King. For sure. He loves, I don't know, Baby Diggs. Yeah, dude, Baby Diggs.

A new challenger's approaching? A new challenger has been... In fact, Baby Gronk is going around with a picture of Baby Diggs asking where he at. Have you seen? And I don't know where he at. Do you know where he at? I don't know where he at. I don't know where he at.

I don't know. Baby Diggs? Yeah, dude. Where have you been, Justin? You been living under a rock? Well, who's the new Drip King? Well, Baby Gronk was the new Drip King. Who is the current Drip King?

Baby Gronk. But Baby Diggs might be coming for his Riz. Well, the thing is, Lizzy Riz Baby Gronk was the new drip king. Who is the current drip king? Baby Gronk. But Baby Diggs might be coming for his Riz. Well, the thing is, Lizzy Riz Baby Gronk. Livvy raised, sorry. I did the same thing because of Riz and Livvy. Livvy Riz Baby Gronk, apparently. Right. Which makes Gronk the Riz king.

Ah, I see. But I heard somewhere that Livvy cheated on Baby Gronk. What? No, no, no, no, no. Baby Gronk cheated on Livvy. What? And I'm not talking sexually. I'm talking because Baby Gronk promised Livvy that he would play at LSU.

And then guess what his ass was doing? Touring other colleges. Nuh-uh. Yeah. You can't fucking do that. No. So Livvy is... Apparently, it's actually all bullshit, and he's just some kid that his dad is just kind of forcing.

His dad is rich and really, really wants to vicariously live through his famous son. Baby Gronk is only 5'5". I mean, he's the same height as Jim. Yeah. But, like, is he actually... No, I don't... Is he actually, like, holy shit, like, is he actually like Holy shit, this kid is Good at football, he's like

He's a good child football player But like, once he gets into high school He's just gonna be, he's probably not bad at football But I think that at the end of the day, all it is Is his dad has a lot of money and his dad is connected And his dad is trying to make his son famous I saw a bunch of shit on Twitter About like his dad

And the dad controls the Twitter account and he was having meltdowns last week. I feel bad for Baby Gronk. I do too, honestly, because he's a kid. He's in fourth grade, dude. Let kids be kids! Also, I'm guessing his dad

to do this type of shit has to have some sort of an inflated ego of himself. His dad has a huge ego, yeah. So it just, it sucks that, like, you know, the person that's, that, you know, he's, you would think he would lean on to trust is, from my point of view, taking advantage of him. No offense to Papa Gronk. So that Papa Gronk can make Mundo money.

Daddy Gronk. Everyone just clicked on it. Or they just fast forwarded two minutes. Okay, but also, so first of all, when we're recording this, Baby Gronk is already irrelevant. So by the time this comes out. We already mentioned him in a previous episode, too. And by the time this comes out, he's going to be even more relevant. And then for people that end up watching this episode in like 2035, like in the 2030s, people listening are going to be like, what the fuck are they talking about?

It's going to come back around. Yeah. Well, in 2035, Baby Gronk will be in college. Hold up, Matt. Sorry. Sorry, audience. I just got to check something. Matt, you have three drinks currently.

I do, yeah. This one, feel how heavy this is, Justin. It's at least halfway. The water, I like that you're drinking a lot of water. This one's almost, this one pretty much is just spit inside of it. Like backwash. Yeah. The Monster.

Oh I've only had a couple sips of that. Still pretty full. I wanna make sure- You're gonna have to finish more. What are you, the secret drink police? I was just making sure you were at least gonna finish one of the three drinks you have. You know Matt, there's- Pass me that coffee man.

There's just enough coffee in here to where you could pour it into the Monster and top it off. You were at least gonna finish one of the three drinks you have. You know Matt, there's- Pass me that coffee, man. There's just enough coffee in here to where you could pour it into the monster and top it off. Ooh, a little Java surprise. Yeah. No, I'm not doing that. It would ruin both drinks for me. Probably tastes really good. Could be good. They do make coffee...

Give me that cup. ...monster. Give me that cup. You could be the first person to find out on an episode of super mega cast you're like a fucking scientist watch this watch this ready Yeah, making his potions and will that mix well with them on See maybe the ratio is is off, but we're gonna try it It's gonna make it Matt just poured us some some Aaron Hansen white monster and mixed it with some

Hansen white monster and mixed it with some Starbucks cold brew? No, wait. What is it? Yeah, it's a nitro sweet cream cold brew. In a can. So those at home can give it a try. Wait, wait, wait. I got a little drinking game I learned from Chris. Alright.

It actually smells like nail polish remover. You're used to that smell, aren't you, Matt? Polishing your nails all the time dude i don't polish my fucking nails ryan come off prove it do show us your nails i don't need to do they look clean nah they're actually kind of dirty today see those see under that one my nails are dirty too we like to drink with matt watson because matt watson's our mate and when we drink with Matt Watson, he finishes in 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Ah!

You shook your head no as in like I'm not going to chug this. Could you explain to us? Ah! I had a couple good sips of it though. Could you explain to the audience members because you just took a sip of that concoction, the experience of the introduction of it, its hints and notes, its lingerings, and then how it sits with you. Could you give us a review, if you would? Yeah, I'll let you look. Actually, Justin, if you look at that, there's different layers within it.

Yeah, it's curdling. It's curdling. No shit. Look, it's different layers within it. Yeah, it's curdling. It's curdling. No shit. Look. It's actually curdling. Well, I believe it because you put a milk product in with fucking monster energy. Bro made the tummy rumbly 5,000. Yeah, that was gross.

It tastes like chocolate. When it first entered your mouth, it was just a cold substance. Yeah. You were just like, you know, might be fine. It stinks. It tastes like Justin I gag easy. It's not that bad No it tasted like

Yoohoo a little bit it has a very chocolatey flavor even though There's no chocolate in it the coffee mixed with the monster just kind of has a chocolate me Yeah, it's what put you off to having more if it was just kind of like a chocolatey. Really sweet. And it tastes like drinking Yoohoo mixed with water that's even sweeter. With like some lemon juice. So it's just too sweet. Yeah. You want to try it?

No. You want to try it, Justin? See, it's not the worst. It's not good, but it's not the worst. All right, man. I can't believe you did that good, but it's not the worst. Alright, man. I can't believe you did that, dude. I'm proud of you. Justin earns a golden star. Matt, you have the stickers?

I left them at home today. It does have a really gross Yeehaw aftertaste. Regardless, you're still going to get a golden star for that. You will get a golden star, but it'll have to be when I bring the stickers next week. That's on me. I meant to bring the star stickers today. You will get a golden star, but it'll have to be when I bring the stickers next week, because that's on me. I meant to bring the star stickers today for Justin, but I'm sorry.

I did that under the assumption. It's fine. Well, you weren't aware that he was going to earn a golden star today. I know, but I should have just brought them anyway. That's just going to make me have a panic attack in like two hours. I'm going to be like sitting down like... We've already talked through it, so hopefully, you know, it doesn't crop up and cause problems. Not the golden...

No, just the caffeine. Oh, oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I'm going to be sitting and just like— Does caffeine give you anxiety? Yeah, it does. You know, that—so caffeine used to never give me anxiety. Only in like the last two months it started doing that to me. And it's—it's not—it's not very fun.

Just gets your heart rate up? Yeah, it gets my doing Justin It's hobby Rousing it uh friend it gets yeah, yeah, I guess my heart rate up I get that like I get that physical anxiety where it's like the the hot buzz in my you see the hair on my arm Standing up after you kiss my neck like that Justin like that's involuntary Yeah, I'm not aroused. I'm not turned on but it's like that just it Did it had that effect it's making you uncomfortable that your younger

employee is putting moves on you and putting you in this spot would you say uncomfortable or would you say excited? I wouldn't say excited but I wouldn't say uncomfortable because you're also close friends we're close friends see when he's doing this I don't see this as an

employee doing this to me. I see this as a close friend maybe getting a little too close. Yeah. Same as, you know, when I lay the moves on Justin after we've had a couple of Mike's Hard Lemonades. You know, after we had some chowder watching Interstellar and maybe half of mike's i uh i don't want him to see it as oh this is a weird power dynamic where my boss is is sexually you know coming on to me it's more of this is my close friend who happens to be my boss you're both off the clock yeah so that's true when we're on justin's couch at his apartment you know i'm not i'm not anyone's boss you're on justin time

well maybe i am the boss because you know someone, someone likes when I'm the boss sometimes. But sometimes I like when you're the boss. I haven't cracked the mics in a while. I haven't cracked the mics. The last time I cracked the mics would have been I did a stream like a couple months ago. I drank a six pack of mics on stream. I felt disgusting. So there's this guy that I followed forever named Kital Sakurai.

And he he's one of the like directors and writers and producers of the Eric Andre show since the very beginning. And he's really good at what he does. I really like this guy. But I recently saw he just did a crazy Mike's Hard Lemonade commercial. Like a funny one. I saw him post it on Instagram the other day. So I'm like, so now what? Mike's all of a sudden is reaching out to funny people to do ads for them? And they didn't reach out to us?

We're funny, aren't we? But we reached out to them. We're the ones that put Mike's on the fucking map. Yep. I responded to Mike's. They were posting a bunch of their merch that they had. And I responded to them asking if they would give me the sunglasses their tweet had like a hundred likes mine got over 1500 likes

and they ignored me, I know they saw it no likes they didn't like your shit no! they ignored me too every time I've tried to do anything Mike's has liked my tweets sorry I didn't mean to it's okay, it's okay

sorry Mike's has liked my tweets twice. So they've acknowledged you. They've responded to me once, but it was never involving collaboration, none of that. I'm dead serious. Like, if Mike's would let us direct a commercial for them, we would fucking, it would actually look good. Like, we would do a good-ass job. Like, we would get a legit crew for it and everything, and it would be a good commercial. We have at least made Mike's fifty dollars at least more from our from our from

our own pockets definitely more than that oh from our own pockets at least three hundred dollars you know probably more than that so we used to have mike's stacked in the company fridge my brain kind of does that thing now where it's like think think about early days, you know, you're a caveman, you see like this fruit, it kind of looks funny, you're like, maybe I won't. That's kind of like what Mike's is to me right now. It's like I see it right now, it's like, I'm good. I'm fine.

How are you good on Mike's? I want to say that what Ryan just said does not reflect SuperMega as a company. Those are his own beliefs and views. So if anyone from Mike's is listening, I love a cold, hard Mike's. Let me also just ask you, just because you're not feeling Mike's now doesn't mean you never felt Mike's in the past. No. No, of course not.

You love a cold Mike's, right? You remember. Just not right now. I remember getting Mike'd up with the boys, of course. Oh, what about when you and I... Just like I remember

hooking up with the boys in the past. Oh, firing up the boys. When's the last time we fired up the hook? It's been a while. I remember hooking up with the boys, too.

It's kind of the same vibe for me. Yeah, Ryan knows a thing or two about hooking up with boys. Hey, come on. But basically,

I remember when I was like 21, you were 22, 23, and we lived in that apartment together where we started Super Mega. And I remember in our fridge, you could open that door and seldom would there be no Mike's Hard Lemonades. I thought it was Red's Apple Ale for you. It was. It was both. Red's Apple Ale, Angry Orchard.

Then I turned 24 and I started drinking beer. And Strongbow. And then after Strongbow was Stella Artois Cider. You're slow. It's actually funny because you're like, you're slowly moving up because early 20s, you love those sugary sweet. But then as you get a little older in your 20s You start moving on to more drier stuff Oh you remember those fucking dessert wines we got Oh my god dude I don't think I could even have a sip of that now

But you remember back then we were like Mmm this is so sweet and delicious It was like drinking honey Dude if I took a sip of that shit now I just It's almost unbearable I wonder if I could find it. It was Hungarian dessert wine. I want to try this.

You would like it. I want to try this shit. You would probably. It's like a Capri Sun, Justin. You would. Justin would love it. You would beam through the roof. Yeah.

See, I grew up. Where do I go to get it? How do I get it? Go to Hungary, probably. It was a Hungarian dessert wine that was like yellowish. It was like gold. You guys haven't been to Hungary? Yes, we have.

That's where we got it. I was hungry a couple of hours ago. That's what I'm talking about. But we ate. Yeah. But not like the. We did eat. Yeah.

Oh, we ate. Not like that. How they say it. But we ate. But we ate. We actually ate. We ate lunch. Right.

And we also ate lunch. Yeah. Yeah, we actually ate, we ate lunch. Right. And we also ate lunch. Yeah, yeah we did. Stop it, dude. Knock it off. But, yeah, that shit was sickly sweet. Yeah. Like, that was... Is this a fire hazard, having all these lighters here next to a neon sign?

I don't know, is it? I don't know. Probably not, dude. I mean, it's just lighter fluid next to a neon sign? I don't know, is it? I don't know. Probably not, dude. I mean, it's just lighter fluid next to a neon sign. That's pretty sick. Justin, what happens if you light that lighter and put it up to the neon tubes and just hold the lighter up to it?

No, can't do it. Come on, man. Don't be a puss. No, I'm a pussy, dude. Honestly. Justin, once in your life, just don't be a pussy. I don't wanna kill you guys. What if it explodes? And the shrapnel goes into your head? People die every day.

Do you want that to be you? Thousands of people. You want it to be you? Justin, thousands of people die every second. Regardless of if it's what I want, if it's what happens, I have no control over that. That's fate. You're the one with the lighter. It's fate. Do you guys fear death?

Or do you think, you think about it and you're the one with the lighter it's fate do you guys fear death or do you think you think about it and you're like I get anxious sometimes thinking about it but then I also I also remember that everyone has to go through it and it's like it's not like I'm alone in this endeavor it's two things in life unavoidable death and taxes

and for us bitches oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah I'm scared of death I mean everyone's scared of death I think to some degree but um, you're not nope death scary You know why death is scary? Because it's the only it's the only thing that is inevitable that we have no clue what happens You don't you don't know what happens never have an answer. We go to heaven or hell that's one. That's another theory a

Christ Theory about Purgatory Hmm that would suck being in Purgatory would actually fucking just blow I would rather be in Purgatory than hell I yeah Purgatory would rather be bored out of my mind you just fucking bored Purgatory is like its own version of hell It's except. it's just boring what do you think your version of hell would be like if you were in hell

I honestly think the classic hell of being burned alive for eternity would be pretty bad I think for me I'd be having the feeling

of drowning all the time that's what I was thinking and I'd be like in just total pitch black darkness can't see anything oh you just

unlocked a fear of like yeah yeah, like that moment. Like if I was just in water drowning, but also I knew that there was like a great white shark just somewhere circling. That's the great deceiver. Yep. He's keeping an eye on me. The great white Satan. Which, I mean, speaking of shark attacks, you boys saw that video. The Egyptian one? Yeah. Yeah, that boys saw that video. The Egyptian one?

Yeah. Yeah, that was nuts. No. What Egyptian one? You didn't see that shark attack video that was going around? Was this like last week or something? Yeah. Oh, maybe.

It was crazy. You probably showed it to me and I'm just not remembering. It's the first like fucking shark attack that was, it's not the first shark attack that was caught on camera, first like fucking shark attack that was it's not the first shark attack that was caught on camera but it's the first one that i feel like was publicly put out that you can you understand exactly what's going on yeah you're watching it it's like it's not like oh you can kind of it's from the shoreline and the guy is is you know maybe like 50 60 feet out and he's getting attacked by a by a some type of shark he was at a tiger shark tiger shark yeah he did not make it

tiger sharks are the most aggressive aren't they yeah cause they find like license plates and shits in their like stomach like they'll eat anything bro imagine being a shark

and just getting so fucking pissed off that there's a license plate in front of you that you just tear into it hey I read the fuck are you doing here

I read that the reason there's been an increase in shark attacks in that area is because apparently a lot of ships that go through the Suez Canal that have livestock, when they have like sick or dying livestock, they'll just throw it over the edge. Jesus. Just into the water. And then the sharks get it. So the sharks have now become like bloodthirsty because they're you they're getting meat now so then now they're like they're more you know so now when they're swimming around and there's humans they're more like imagine being a pig and you just have like a slight cough

just like a slight cold and bro throws you over the edge and you're stuck in an ocean. Dude, that would be cringe if that happened to me. That would be- If I was a pig and got thrown overboard, I'd be livid. Dude, imagine uh- I'd be fucking squealing, dude. Dude, imagine if a ship got stuck in the Suez Canal. Ha!

Ugh. Let's go to ads. Mm. I gotta pee. Again? I'm hydrating. You're just drinking a lot. I gotta pee.

Again? I'm hydrating. He was drinking a lot. Did you finish the coffee? No. Maybe you should finish the coffee and then go to ads to pee. I think that would be fair. Okay, let's do that.

He's finishing the coffee. He's swallowing. He didn't decide to take it all in one gulp. He did one big gulp and then a smaller gulp to finish it off. He is swallowing the last bit of the coffee at this moment. I choke when I chug. Yeah, I was going to say. Something in my throat just goes.

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No. Or you just don't really care too much? I don't care. Usually, I just keep it, like like all black, black and gray. I noticed this one's untied too. That's weird. How'd that happen? I don't know. I don't know.

They're just like untied. How'd that get in there? I've always been like a Crocs man and a Chucks man. I love me some Converse. I love some Chucks. I gotta get another pair, man. I used to be rocking the white high top Chucks man. I love me some Converse. I love some Chucks. I gotta get another pair man. I used to be rocking the white high top Chucks and it's been a while since I've done

that. Chucks are great dude. Chucks are classic. Vans. I like Vans. Kelly likes Vans a lot. I liked Vans probably in like middle school. It's definitely a middle school shoe. Yeah I stopped wearing them. It's a middle school shoe but you can also wear them. They're just uncomfortable for me.

Yeah, they're skate shoes. They're uncomfortable as fuck. Yeah, I mean, Converse are the same. They're very flat. They got, like, that much support. See, I like stuff with support. I like sneakers. The main reason I like Chucks is just because, I mean, they look cool, but... It's because of Johnny Knoxville. Yeah.

Johnny Knoxville always wears Chucks, and I always thought he was the coolest motherfucker growing up, so I started wearing Chucks. It's not because you really like Chuck from Better Call Saul. He's a big Chuck head, yeah. I'm a bit of a Chuck head. Well, until he got fucking schooled with that battery that was in his pocket, it made him look like a fucking moron. It was a lot of chicanery. I'm a Reeboks man.

For the last, like... Is that a Better Call Saul character? Yeah, Reeboks man. No, for the last like, I don't know, you can probably look at videos going back like four or five years. Just white Reeboks. Very comfortable sneaker. I've had probably like six pairs now.

I've been mixing them up. This one has some green on it. I need to get another pair because, uh, I got some like blue shit on these for, before Creator Clash, when I was getting the chest mold made, the sticky plaster fell onto the shoes. But dude, having like, like colored stains on your shoes and stuff is actually

sick. I like having stains and stuff on my shoes cause I feel like it looks cool. I feel like it looks cooler when your shoes are worn. You know? Yeah, you know, Mama always said you can tell a lot about a person by their shoes. Where they're going, where they've been. It's been a long time since

I've seen Forrest Gump. We should watch Forrest Gump together sometime. We're down. We're gonna watch it at some point, I'm sure. Drunk Sleepover. Oh, that's right. I could watch that movie a million times. I could watch it two million times. Okay, a million times I could watch it two million times okay dude well I could watch it three million times

I could literally watch it infinity times I could watch it infinity times a thousand that's still infinity but it's still a higher equated infinity because it's like infinity but like exacerbated and if it could fit into another dimension it would go inside that other dimension it's so grand but like exacerbated and like if it could fit into like another dimension it would go inside

that other dimension. Infinity times infinity is so grand that it would be able to just travel through space and like love. It could travel through space and time. It crosses dimensional boundaries. Exactly. Fuck. Well I

I would you know what? Chicken butt? Fuck, dude! I must have drank me about 15 white monsters. I must have drank me about a million and a half white monsters. If they just made... When are they gonna remake Forrest Gump?

Never. I've thought that. No, in our lifetime, though, you know it's gonna happen. No. All these classic movies in our lifetime... Stay away from Forrest Gump. You can't these classic movies in our lifetime will get remade. Stay away from Forrest Gump. You can't fucking remake Forrest Gump.

You can't. They will. It'll be like 2050 when they do it. The moment I saw them kind of like, I guess it makes more sense. They'll make them woke now. You know what I've always wondered is if Pixar would ever go back and reanimate their first movies like Toy Story because they look so shit. They keep the audio the same. The movie, each scene is the exact same.

Toy Story remastered. Yes, because they do that with games. So I've always wondered if they would ever go back and redo those movies because they have all the audio. They still have all the audio saved. But that's like so much work the studio would have to pay for for almost, I feel like with a game you get a little more of a return on that with a movie like toy story they're already doing a lot they're gonna do a live action toy story at some point

aren't they that it's not out of it's not out of the question i could see it being like a disney plus limited series type thing they're doing lilo and stitch that pisses me off and Bambi now a live action Bambi Bambi's gonna watch his mom die like this why don't they actually get creative with the animation like fucking Puss in Boots or the Across the Spiderverse

they don't have to print money they have to do the bare minimum but what I'm saying is like okay yeah now that i'm thinking about it's just like who cares if what the studio wants why why isn't there some director some like lead that's like gunning for like a creative vision that is not just live action something but then it's just like yeah it's because that shit takes more time and planning and the studios don't have time and planning it's the easiest path to making lots of money

and also the whole reason they're doing it is also because the copyright to to maintain the ip so they're like what's the easiest way to do this because even if they put like a creative like a someone in charge like if there was one person that had that creative vision, I guarantee they would get overridden because everything they would want to do would probably be a lot more time. That's what I'm saying. It would take too much time and planning. Yeah. Like what I said. Dude, I saw, I saw this picture someone drew of Sonic the Hedgehog.

Justin, I don't want to see these pictures again. He showed me these earlier, dude. They're nasty. No, it's this one. Have you seen Justin's contact picture on my phone? Yeah. They drew Sonic in Spider-Verse style. Ooh.

To see what it would look like if they did an animated movie with Sonic. It's pretty sick. We all did see Spider-Verse. We did. We all did see Spider-Verse. I had not seen the first movie, but I went with you guys and saw the second one. You didn't even prep, you know, and watch the first one the night before? No.

I mean, I gave him a rundown before we went. I got most of it. I kind of figured... There were some things I was a little foggy on, but it was like I could put the context together of things. I don't know why I just figured you were going to watch a recap video before we went on your phone. No. Like a five minute recap. I really thought he was gonna do that. But I feel like

it kind of like if you look at it from the lens of like this is a spider, another Spider-Man adventure you kind of get, they they do enough to fill you in on who's who. Yeah, it's like he there's a bunch of different dimensions with different Spider-Mans and then you know

he's going through them and Bro said Spider-Mans, and then, you know, he's going through them, and... Bro said Spider-Mans instead of Spider-Man. Dude, shut up, Justin. I gotta bend you over my knee and give you a spanking until your bottoms are red. Cherry red. Yeah, I'd like to see you try, too. I'm not gonna do it. He's gonna overpower me.

Last time I tried to get my spanking, he did the same thing and he overpowered me, and then I was the one that ended up getting the spanking. And that was horribly embarrassing. You've got muscle. Everyone has muscle, Justin. I don't have anything compared to these fucking guns. I'm trying to like, make him feel good about himself,

and he's just shooting down every compliment I give him. It's never enough with you. This is like a serious thing. Yeah, I know. I'm working on it in therapy, okay? All right. Let's move on from it. Have you guys seen any movies other than Spider-Verse lately

that you really like, that really stuck with you? Yeah, I saw the movie Interstellar with my friend Justin. And you love Interstellar. Love it. One of my favorites. It's good. It's good. I do think it's kind of, it's pretty fucking corny.

Yeah. It's love. It's love. It is. It's corny, but it's so good. Murph. Dude, Matthew McConaughey's best movie is still Ed TV. Okay.

I haven't seen it. Still Ed TV. Haven't seen it. Ed TV is a movie about a nice, fun-loving yokel man, you know, a nobody, and TruTV, the channel, is looking for someone that they can follow with cameras 24-7. They got cameras in his bedroom.

They want to have cameras with him when he goes to work. It's like the Truman Show a little bit. Yeah. Sounds like the Truman Show. And Ed, our fun-loving protagonist, he gets followed by these cameras all the time. And Ellen's in it. Ellen is like one of the main... The Generous?

Yeah. Ellen the Generous is in it as one of the main people that, like the TV executives. But then Ed falls in love with a girl. With Ellen? No, not with Ellen he falls in love with a girl and she is very shy and she wants to date him

she doesn't want to be on it but she doesn't want to be on TV so Ed has to find a way to get out of the contract with TruTV and there's so many hijinks that happen Woody Harrelson's in it

as his brother of course they're best friends they might actually be brothers who knows I honestly, Matthew McConaughey and the Beach Bum is one of his best roles, I think. I've never seen the Beach Bum. It's a really good

movie. And you haven't even seen Ed TV in your sense. One of his best roles? One of. I didn't say it was his best role because I haven't seen Ed TV. It could be Ed TV. Matthew McConaughey and Contact is pretty funny where he plays the Christian. That's Bill Clinton's advisor, his Christian advisor. That's a good ass movie, actually.

And his name is Joss. Can we watch Ed TV together? Sure. I'm down to watch it. It sounds fun. I've never heard of it. It's a fun movie. I made you watch it. We've watched it together. I've never seen the entirety of Ed's TV.

Whatever it is. Ed's World? Ed TV, we watched it TV? Whatever it is. Ed's World? No, Ed TV. We watched it. Never watched that together. Yes, we did because I remember it was one of my first trips

that I ever came out here on. Trust me, I remember. Not even the first trip. I've never seen that movie with Matthew McConaughey. I hate when someone says that I've watched a movie that I've never seen.

They're like, we watched this. I'm like, no we didn't. I know. I have not seen this. I just had the correct Justin You've seen Ed TV. I've shown you Ed TV. I just had the correct Justin that the evil I just had the correct Justin that the evil

minions were in fact in Despicable Me 2 and not in Despicable Me 3. Don't fucking bring up the minions! It was a mistake! All I'm saying is We're gonna pick one person and we're gonna put that person's life on television. That's Ellen. We've never watched this. We've never seen this, Justin.

I promise you you've never watched this. We've never seen this, Justin. I promise you you've never seen this. It's from the producer of Liar Liar. I've never seen that movie in my life. Oh, that's young Woody Harrelson. Wait. Oh, it's by Ron Howard? We've seen EdTV!

We've seen EdTV and I made you watch Encino Man. You did make me watch Encino Man. I remember Encino Man. It's got a bunch of big people in it. Have you seen A Serious Man? But not Ed TV. It's got Philip Seymour Hoffman in it. That's not Philip Seymour Hoffman, dude.

That's the guy that's in Wolf of Wall Street. It is. He plays his dad. That's Philip Seymour Hoffman. No, does he play his dad or his lawyer? His dad. His dad. You are missing out.

So you agree. I haven't seen it. Wait, I meant to say that to Matt. Fuck. You are missing out. You have not missed out. I'm sure Ryan, I don't think Ryan's seen Ed TV. I don't, I have not seen Ed TV.

I'm sorry, Justin, I haven't. Justin, this is another one of your false memories that you concocted up. What do you mean? How many fucking false memories do I seem to have? Well, I don't know. When you were doing, you know, those little crack benders for about three months, you seemed to come up with a whole lot of memories during those. Name one. You had a memory that you and I went to Disneyland for a whole day, which that never happened.

We did. You were smoking crack in your room by yourself. We did go to Disneyland. No, we didn't, Justin. And we met Mickey. No, we didn't. And you got the Minnie Mouse ears. No, I didn't.

Yes, we did. I got the fucking Lilo and Stitch sunglasses. I know that's not true. Because I would never even get the Minnie Mouse ears. I you got the Minnie Mouse ears. No I didn't. Yes we did! I got the fucking Lilo and Stitch sunglasses and you had the Minnie Mouse ears. I know that's not true because I would never even get the Minnie Mouse ears. I would get the Mickey Mouse one. That's such bullshit. I would not get the Minnie Mouse ears. That's such bullshit.

You liked that her fucking bow was on it and that's why you wanted it. No I- I don't even like the bow dude. It's- it's- no. He doesn't like the bow. He doesn't like the bow. Sure. Okay yeah. Of course.

He's making things up dude. I'm just saying when- when Matt and I have gone to Disney World, he always gets the Mickey Mouse ears and not the Minnie Mouse ears. You know why he did that? It's because he was embarrassed. Justin, I don't... He's always wanted the Minnie Mouse ears. You told me this. He's always wanted the Minnie Mouse ears, but he's afraid to get them because he won't match with you. And he doesn't want you to be upset.

That's not true. You were literally institutionalized for crack-induced psychosis, Justin, for two months. No, I don't see what that has to do with Disneyland. They stressed not to bring that up specifically unless you might be experiencing a deep kind of illogical break from the norm. Are you having like an episode, like a post-crack episode of psychosis? Have you been smoking crack again? Look at me. Let me see your pupils. Look at me, Justin.

No. Let me see your pupils, man. Look at me. No, don't touch me, dude. Seriously, stop. Pinpoints. Your pupils are so tiny, dude. You've been smoking crack again, haven't you?

No, I have not. Coming up with these fantastical stories about how you and I have seen Ed TV together. Yeah, okay, that's a fantastical story. Apparently to you it is. So- Okay, so I get my ass home from work. Long day of work. Hard of work.

My hands are fucking worked to the bone. And what? I get shit on because I want to sit back and light up a little crack? Listen, man. Getting home, like, we appreciate the hard work you do, but getting home and hitting the pipe is not at all a healthy way to unwind. You don't appreciate shit. I do appreciate shit. You don't have to a healthy way to unwind you don't appreciate shit i do appreciate you don't have to well one thing you shouldn't you know matt you you shouldn't have to

appreciate crack one doesn't have to appreciate crack no appreciating his hard work at the office i don't appreciate the crack exactly i really don't appreciate the crack smoking he appreciates the hard work at the office he appreciates especially That award winning beautiful smile of yours That you shine to us every single morning you walk in Which by the way is not going to be so pretty soon If you keep smoking crack I only smoke crack through my nose Oh that should be fine then

But no you shouldn't be smoking crack at all Actually if you smoke meth through your nose You wouldn't get meth mouth right Well meth mouth isn't from Well meth mouth If I'm not, meth mouth isn't from... You get meth nose. Well, meth mouth... Which might be worse. If I'm not mistaken, meth mouth isn't actually from the chemicals hitting your teeth.

It's from you just stop taking care of your teeth altogether, right? I don't know. Like, I haven't done enough meth yet to figure it out. I've got that award-winning smile, so... It is an award winning smile. Have you ever won an award for anything? Yeah. Ron and I have both won

the same award. What was it? Best Picture. At a campus movie fest. Is that your favorite award you've ever gotten? Probably. Probably because it was like because originally I would come out here to like collaborate and stuff like daniel i would be flown out by mark and that was like our ticket

to being out here but like that was the first time that it felt like daniel and i earned it for ourselves this one time yeah you know not saying you know like we didn't earn coming out here regardless but it's just like, but it was all on us. It was the work we did. Yeah. I don't... I've never gotten an award other than the one for my style.

You got a key to the city. That's an award. That's a huge award. That's a joke award. You're about to get 100,000 subscriber plaque, Justin. That's a big award. Is that an award or is that just something that you're just going to... Justin, I could have sworn you told me you won best shit shoveler three months in a row at your old job.

Yeah, but what... I don't know. I mean, the trophy was just of a kid kicking a soccer ball. Obviously, they didn't have any specific trophies. I don't know. I want to get an award, you know? Hey, maybe, uh... It's like that episode of SpongeBob when Patrick wants the award.

And SpongeBob's got all those trophies in his closet. Maybe we could get Justin an award of some sort. Don't you have your plaque? The nothing but lag? You're gonna get that plaque at some point. But that's not an award, though, is it? 100,000 subscribers? That's an award. It's just like a...

It's an award of recognition for something that you've achieved. Thanks for making us money. You know? No, they're saying thank you for being... Justin, you were very excited when the Super Mega Million plaque came in. Yeah, but that's cooler. Why is that cooler? It's just cooler.

100,000 is cool too. But nothing but lag. If you had a plaque that was just... That's like... That stemmed... That was your baby from the start. That is all- that is like- I just don't know- I don't know if I can consider that an award though. That- it's a milestone.

A milestone, yeah. That's fair enough. That's true. What about you? Any awards? I mean we don't enter many competitions so we're not winning many awards these days. Dude, the fucking- what is it? What was the award? Hunter won? A Streamy? A Streamy, yeah. Dude, why don't enter many competitions, so we're not winning many awards these days. Dude, the fucking, what is it? What was the award Hunter won? A Streamy? A Streamy, yeah. Dude, why don't they have a category for editors? Well, we've never been nominated for a Streamy.

It's because our fans haven't nominated us. We need to be nominated for Streamys next year, and they need to have an editor category, because I want to sweep that shit. Well, all the Streamys are rigged. They're all friends with each other. You know, it's... Oh, yeah. You think they actually choose the best?

If they did, it would have been Sant... Never mind. You know, if there's an award... I got a point. Hey, I got a point. There's an award that Ryan and I should have won. New York Times bestseller. There is.

That's an award that we should have won. We didn't because New York Times is bullshit. Stupid stipulations made it so. Trump was cooking when he was calling out the New York Times. The phony New York Times. We sold more copies than necessary than most books probably that get on the list

even sell to begin with. The catch was because it wasn't published. No, it's because it wasn't distributed in various chain retailers. The funny thing is, there is no direct reason why we didn't get it. It's because at the end of the day, it is a

person's decision. Even if you met all the criteria, it is still up to someone's opinion. You can meet all the criteria and just not end up on there. You could send like a million copies and if the New York Times is like eh. All we have to do is find out who makes those decisions

and get the book sold in a Barnes and Noble. Dude. I think it's the New York Times. Barnes and Noble is not enough. You can't just do Barnes and Noble. But not even just Barnes and Noble. But like Shane Dawson got his fucking stupid I hate my selfie book in bookstores everywhere. Well, that's because he got a legitimate publisher.

We self-published. We self-published. Why can't we get a publisher? Because they take like 60%. If we self-publish, we get to keep all of it. All of our hard work. Just like our little mental creations that we came up with together. It is like raising a child together.

Yeah. I'm proud we made that book and I don't want to give any greedy publishers any money when we are capable of self-publishing and selling it ourselves. Because what do they do? They're just some blockade in the way

to make independent artists fork over their hard work so they can earn an extra buck. Just so they can have a piece of the pie. Makes me sick. Well, speaking of piece of the pie, if you want an extra piece of this week's pie that you can't get anywhere else,

you can go over to our Patreon right now. For five bucks a month, you can actually watch Super Megacast after hours, which is a whole extra part of this podcast. We turn off a couple lights up there, too, so the mood has changed. And, yeah,

it's a whole extra part of this podcast that's behind the epic paywall. And there's a bunch of them. There's a bunch of fun shows on our Patreon. And, yeah,

we appreciate the support. Go check out Justin. Go subscribe to him. Nothing but lag on YouTube. He's almost at 100,000 subscribers. He wants that plaque plaque you don't want us to plug you okay no you want to you want to he's a humble he's a humble man but yeah you appreciate the fact that we are doing that though okay you're not turning a

blind eye to it and just going stop. That's what's important. You're like I appreciate the gesture but it's not necessary. It's one of those right? Okay. Cool. I want to become that guy that like ends messages with dash J. Yeah.

Every text? If you want would you put a period at the end? A period at the end and then "-j". On a separate line. Or like for you, if you were to do it, it'd be like "-r". Okay, yeah yeah yeah. My therapist does that. He goes "-b", at the end, of every message he sends. Lowercase?

Sometimes. Depends on how much he's had to drink. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Therapists tend to do their job better, though, when hammered. I've noticed. My therapist is drunk. Yeah. Said something.

Oh, you know. Give us $5 to watch the rest. Bye. Bye. Matt and Ryan, that was not funny. But I love Super Mega.

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