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Episode Date: July 21, 2023

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This is another episode of the Super Mega Cast, but Matt and I have stuff to say. That's right. Whether you like it or not, we're going to be doing a podcast today, and it's going to be a fucking podcast. Yeah, and we have some things to say about our buddy Wes Anderson's new film, Asteroid City. Yeah, we got a couple things to say about our buddy Wes Anderson's new film, Asteroid City. Yeah, we got a couple things to say about Wes. We got a couple great jokes about the submarine. Yeah. Very timely ones when this comes out. And just so we can put this so people know about what time it is.

Today was the day they discovered that they all got crushed and incinerated. They all died. In an instant. So the thing that I garnered from that was that part of me was like, thank God. Because, you know, you put yourself. Thank God that they died, Ryan? No, let me explain.

Let me explain. Can you back off? Sorry. You lib jumping to cancel anyone that you know regardless of connection just for a higher opportunity? Yes. Oh, true, yeah. We're on YouTube, baby. That's right, baby.

Anyways, where was I? You were talking about your take on why you're happy that they passed away. Okay. I went, thank God. Because you put yourself in these people's shoes most of the time. And I was thinking, worst case scenario, they're all stuck on the fucking rudder of a Titanic because it's happened before.

They're stuck on some piece of the Titanic or they're stuck somewhere. They're just stuck. And they're running out of oxygen slowly. They're all getting more angry. Just like they're becoming more angry because they're hungry and they've been thirsty and deprived and they don't have a proper bathroom. They could have made a good Snickers commercial out of this scenario.

They could have. You're not new when you're hungry. But it's like, and then like oxygen, it's becoming more increasingly like, you can tell the oxygen is getting thinner. Well, that's what they were saying. They only have one hour of oxygen left, but it's not like

they have one hour of oxygen and then it's like finger snap, but it slowly runs out, so it's going to get harder to breathe over that time period. Yeah. I did see, though, were saying that like if they were still alive at the bottom you know they might have come to the conclusion like well it's 96 hours for uh or it's like they have 24 hours left for five people but if there are only four people they'd have more time but then people also were no scientists but then people were jumping and saying that it takes more oxygen like uh body decomposition requires more oxygen than like you

would when you're alive just oh interesting stuff but then other people said at the same time it would be so cold down there that maybe they wouldn't decay at that rate so killing each other off one by one would have been but i'm saying i'm happy that they got incinerated and crushed because there was not a moment of panic in any of their brains more than likely right they they were just oh here we go some stupid joke right they're all laughing maybe something said someone there go what the in the moment of that like huh like it was like done quicker than that sound effect that there's there's i i think that's just one of the probably better ways to go people say like in your sleep

i would say definitely like you in a way where you don't know that you're about to die. Oh, that's probably – honestly, they died a very fantastic death. Yes. It was a fraction of a second. And except for the fact that you saw the same TikTok where it's like when it becomes – when it implodes like that, the air superheats to the surface temperature of the sun for a split second. So they got vaporized. Getting vaporized is a great way to die. It's just,

you know, nothing to clean up, no mess for anybody. So that's, that's why, cause like the, the only other option was they, they slowly go mad,

starve, freeze more than likely they would, would, they would probably freeze to death before they ran out of oxygen. Right. If like the power, if like the heating wasn't working, like if they, if it lost power, then, uh, they'd freeze first. Cause they ran out of oxygen if the heating wasn't working if it lost power

then they'd freeze first at the bottom of the ocean like that fuck what's wrong sorry I just realized I don't want people to know that I can afford these shoes oh dude I mean they already saw them

I guess you showed them now, so. Yeah, I'll just say, like, I'm... It's fine. Just cut this part out. I already put them in. They've already been in. I got a thing. Just come in.

We'll just come in from here. Oh, also, dude, by the way, I wanted to mention how funny it is that you got a fake $2 pair of those expensive shoes. I know, dude. Just so people on the podcast would think you're wearing the real expensive ones. So, okay, I knew I couldn't put it past. Zoom in on it, Luke.

Show the shoes. You know I couldn't put it past Fashionista Watson, you know. So, yeah, okay, they're not the real deal They are a $2 hack job That I got at the Glendale Mall The Galleria I also by the way while I was at the mall Took the elevator up instead of the escalator No way

The glass one that you can like see out of In like the whole like mall lobby Got some Wetzel's pretzels Stopped by Target. Tooled around Macy's for a bit. Ended it off with a little bit of Bloomingdale's action. Little Bloomingdale's action. Are we blooming it up today?

Yo, what's up, Ryan? You want to bloom it up today? That's where we get a blooming onion for lunch and then go to Bloomingdale's to shop. Because there's an Outback Steakhouse right next to the Bloomingdale's. for lunch and then go to Bloomingdale's because there's an Outback Steakhouse right next to the Bloomingdale's or we go to the Bloomingdale's first then celebrate our purchases with a Blooming Onion

oh yeah like walk into the Outback Steakhouse with tons of bags I like that all we get is the Blooming Onion yeah that's it even if it's more than one it's like another Blooming Onion bring out another round

Blooming Onion's for the house. I was about to say restaurant and then house, and it came out as hoes. Well, maybe you're European. My intention was to say house. Maybe you're Canadian. For the hoes. My hoes. I don't think it's how Canadians say it.

No. If someone asks, just be like, I'm Canadian. Oh, okay. But yeah, I mean, we could do that. We should bloom it up soon, man. We should go to an Outback Steakhouse here and I promise you

we wouldn't be spending that much and legitimately get blooming onions for the house. We went to every Outback Steakhouse in California. What if we... In the Los Angeles County area. How many are you think

there are in Los Angeles County? There's got to be at least like 15 Outback Steakhouses. 15? Dude, Los Angeles County is like the second to be at least like 15 Outback Steakhouses. 15? Dude, Los Angeles County is like the second biggest county in America, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah. Maybe that's just by population. I haven't seen an Outback in Santa Monica unless

I be fibbing. There is a Cheesecake Factory. We saw one in Tokyo. We didn't go. No, we didn't. Next time though, we'll go to Outback Steakhouse in Tokyo. Yes. I'm excited to go to Tokyo. Me too, man. We gotta do more Japan vlogs next time though we'll go to outback steakhouse in tokyo yes i'm excited to go to tokyo me too man we gotta do more japan we don't we don't have a date when i say i'm excited to go to tokyo that's more like a general i'm excited to go one day now that covid doesn't exist anymore we can finally go back to japan do more japan vlogs and uh we also were put on pause

also because of my back yeah um my back still's still fucked, but I think it could, I could manage it. I could figure something out. I could take little five-minute pacing sessions up and down the plane. Say I'm using the restroom, but just stand in the bathroom and do back compression exercises.

In the bathroom? Mm-hmm. You're hogging it from other people that need to use the restroom. Yeah, but I want alone time. Couldn't you stand? I just want alone time. Couldn't you go to the back area?

You don't have to have to use the restroom to use the restroom. That's true. I have gone in there before just to rip ass because I get really gassy when I fly. Like something about the pressure change. Yeah. I get massive gas bubbles in my digestive system, and it hurts so bad So I have to go into the bath. I'll show you I have to go in the bathroom Are they smelly toots? No, they don't smell at all. Okay. It's just air. Are they funny sounding? Yeah, it's literally like

Yes But it's funny But the thing is when I go in there and do that I know that outside the door people can hear that because it's loud and I'm bending over my asses up against the door. But it's a bathroom. Yeah, but it's like 12 in a row. It's like...

I will say something that, you know, maybe I could be on the passenger side in this case because I will say I have never shuddered more than hearing the watery shits of my mother as she used my restroom when she stayed at our apartment complex back in the day you told me that I had to just leave the apartment

I was like I gotta just leave this place let's set the scene first your mom came to stay with us this is back in 2016. 2016. 2016, yeah. 2016, 17. Shortly after we had begun Super Mega.

And this was when Ryan and I lived in that little apartment together. And, you know, Ryan's mom came to visit and every single hotel in Los Angeles County was closed. Apparently, yeah. Or, you know, and our couch in the living room was also busted. Or the space in the living room, the area in the living room.

There was like a gas leak, so she couldn't sleep in there. So she set up a little cot next to Ryan's bed in his bedroom. She could have had my bed and I could have been on the couch. Exactly, you know, but she wanted to sleep in the room with you. So she set up a little cot and she would get up in the morning, sometimes at night. And I, and there's, I, you know, sound not only travels in that apartment,

but the way our apartments were set up was that we had the kitchen and living room space. Then on opposite sides, we each had our matching little bedrooms that had a closet. They each had our matching little bedrooms uh that had a closet they each had they were just like a copy of each other yeah and it was uh they each had a closet and a bathroom and so my room had a bathroom and so when i was like trying to sleep at night or in the morning i would be woken up to my mom using the restroom sometimes.

And what that would mostly entail is her, like, 80-year-old body just liquidating all this waste and diet Pepsi that she drinks out into the toilet with, like, it is... When I say liquid, it's like I can only... I tell right away by the sound. Like, that's how detailed and in-depth and just guttural... Like, I would say it's very guttural sounding. You know, there's blubbering.

And there's the reverb of the bowl of the... Yeah. That's how you described it to me at first. Oh, the reverb of the bowl. Just, like, reverb of the bowl. Ringing through the bowl. The dry farts in between the liquidy fucking disgusting explosions that came out of my own mother. I guess like mother like son. Yeah.

That's probably where you got it from. You know? I mean, does your dad have a proclivity for insane shits? Not really. And it's from her. It's from your mother's side like i don't i really yeah you told me i just remember the first time you told me that it's it's like we're on the way to work and you were we're in the we're in the fiat and you were telling me just how it's like you're just laying in bed and like your eyes open you just hear just echoing in the toilet bowl and you have to get up and like go in the living room i'm like i don't want to listen to this she could use my bathroom if y'all have experiences of your parents

visiting you or you know maybe experiences with your parents feces yeah share them in the comments i guess love to hear those stories but yeah yeah, that was, those good times. You know, your mom is always welcome to stay with me when she comes in town. I tell her that. I tell her that. And, uh, she used to,

when I first got my own place, she stayed with me. Yeah. But then you downgraded. Okay. Yeah. I did downgrade, but you're talking about girlfriend wise.

Oh, I mean, you can't go from, you can't go from Beverly Hills to Los Feliz. I thought you were talking about how, you know, I threw your mom to the curb because I started dating that new girl and she got jealous. And your mom was talking about how that girl was ugly. Well, she was ugly. But, you know, live and learn.

Who cares? It's all about what she's working with, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I don't think cecile has much room to talk when it comes to that stuff but i don't want to you know in case she watches this i don't want to hey hey that's that's between you and her i i i told you from the start from the start of this that i wasn't gonna get in between physically or emotionally okay i'm just too close

to both of you you know i what I mean? I get it. You're in a weird place because it's like, I'm your best friend, but she's your mom, you know? So it's kind of like an awkward, I get it. Can you say that again? When my mom, she's like, when you say that you're my best friend, just say you're one of my best friends.

You know, do you get where I'm going with this? I can't say the best friend, I have to say one of? My mom gets a little hurt. Does she think that she's your best friend? She, she would like to, yeah, she would like to. Oh, okay, so. You know, back when I was a kid and depended on her, you know. Yeah, it's like, mom, you're my best friend.

back when I was a kid and depended on her, you know. Yeah, it's like, mom, you're my best friend. Yeah. You know, I'm edging towards 30 now, and, you know, I'm my own independent person, but she... You don't want to crush your mother's, like, spirits, you know? No, I love my mom, you know? Yeah, I do too.

Okay, yeah, well, next time she's in town, if she even wants to see me, I'll make sure she knows that I'm one of your best friends. Okay, okay. I'm a good friend. Okay, good, good, good, good, good. You know, because I honestly do think a boy's best friend should always be reserved for

his mother. Or his friend's mother. Yes, that's right. I meant like a boy's best friend's spot should be reserved for his mother, but it also, I think a boy's best friend should be reserved for his mother, if you get what I'm saying. I do get what you're saying. Get what I'm saying? It was kind of a double entendre there. Not only do I get what you're saying, but I am excited to talk about an alien movie with you.

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Welcome back. There is somehow we took a five-minute break, come back in the room, and there's a motherfucking fly buzzing around like he owns the place. Once again, remember in the—we've had several episodes where we've had a little special guest fly there. He's huge, dude. But it's not the same fly. No, it's not.

It could be. So this is—it can't. Ryan, it is impossible for it to be the same fly. He might fly around, stay dormant, go back to his little fly family. This could be his vacation spot. Have you ever seen that episode of Fairly Odd Parents? You don't know that. Where they make the joke

that it's like a 24-hour lifespan? You don't know that. I think that was Fairly Odd Parents. Could you, maybe he goes home to his fly wife and fly kids and then comes back here

at his vacation spot. Maybe it's through generations this has been their family vacation spot. Yeah, last summer. The place with the big light. Yep. Because last summer we had a fly in the podcast room,

and now it's June again, and there's a fly buzzing around. Yep. So. Also, we had a fly on the wall because the FBI tapped our. Yeah, well, I don't want to get into the whole FBI wiretap thing. Well, they don't have the right to fucking, I don't know. Technically, yes, they can. The FBI can wiretap us.

I didn't sign. What did I sign? You don't have to sign anything. That's what sucks. Why? The FBI, if they want to wiretap yes, they can. The FBI can wiretap us. What did I sign? You don't have to sign anything. That's what sucks. The FBI, if they want to wiretap us, they can do it. So they can infringe on my rights without proper authorization or consent? Oh, they had a judge sign. Well, like a judge, but what is a judge?

A judge signs a guy who wears a fucking wig. Puts on a dress and a wig? Sounds more like a lady. Yeah, every judge. Ryan. Woman. Ryan, every judge. A woman? Ryan, there are many justices. What? Your mom's a justice.

I'm gonna say that if I ever have to go to court. Okay, um, Mr. Watson, settle down. Speaking of settling down. Oh, we promised our audience, I know we got, we get sidetracked, that's just. I'm gonna fucking fly. That's distracted me. That's just how it is.

Um, we together. Farmers. We together saw Wes Anderson's new film Asteroid City starring Ben Schwartz, Tom Hanks. It's not Ben Schwartz. Who is that? Ben Schwartz, Tom Hanks. It's not Ben Schwartz. Who is that?

Jason Schwartzman. One of the Schwartzmans. One of the Schwartzes. Schwartzmen. Jason Schwartzman. The very short man. Ben Schwartz isn't in the movie. Sorry, that would have been... Is he the old guy from American Pie?

Ben Schwartz? Does Ben Schwartz exist? Ben Schwartz, I thought... Is he the old guy from American Pie? Ben Schwartz? Does Ben Schwartz exist? Ben Schwartz, I thought... Is Ben Schwartz not the dude from like... Oh, no. Is he the guy from Parks and Rec who's like this annoying dude? I have no idea. He has like an annoying sister too? What's his fuck?

Hold up, hold up. I'm going to look up Ben Schwartz. I do love Jason Schwartzman. Yeah, it's this dude. I don't really care for him much. Ew, get him out of here. Get him out of here. Don't show me that.

But anyways, Jason Schwartzman. Tom Hanks. Walt Disney. He looked like Walt Disney. He did look like Walt Disney. Has he played Walt Disney yet? Yes. Yes?

Yeah, he played Walt Disney in that Emma Thompson and Walt Disney made by the Walt Disney Company movie about Walt Disney and Emma Thompson's character who is the author for Mary Poppins and how it's like I want to make it into a movie and she's like you're going to ruin it I was just going to say because if not he probably will at some point

but he did anyway Brian Cranston Brian Cranston Margot Robbie Edward Norton as you just said but he did he already did he did anyway uh brian cranston brian cranston uh margot robbie edward norton as you just said um are you forgetting scar joe scarlet joe hansen who good lord okay what was what was ben's first reaction ben our friend ben beal who we've had on the podcast several times he comes up and he goes dude first thing he goes dude you get the full frontal of Scarlett Johansson

and I'm like I'm getting dude I'm getting excited cause my loins are in flame just thinking about that I go see the movie she comes out in a towel at one part and I know it's coming and she drops the towel it's a fucking stunt double what the F because when she drops the towel

it's a different angle that gets under my skin that grind a different angle that gets under my skin that grinds my gears no that gets under my skin like the movie the Scarlett Johansson movie under the skin

yeah good movie actually haven't seen it really good really good movie but yeah she drops it

and it's a shot where you only see it in the mirror and you don't see her face it's a body double and then and this is mainly what we wanted to talk to I know

this is like our main review this is our main gripe this is the main thing about the movie and then the next line she even they make a joke about he's like wow it looks good and she's like yeah usually they use a stunt double yeah so it was a stunt double and i guess ben biel didn't pick up on that that little fun little oh you didn't he just said oh there's read into the ben saw a pair of breasts and went scar joe breasts but uh um overall i would say our you and i agree on on our opinion of the film it being uh pretty uh lackluster more more visually especially yeah the visuals were awful i well i think the opposite uh right the visuals and everything like that were great of course the aesthetic is always fun the the cinematography the symmetry the all all of that is what you expect from wes anderson is there

um just not the story sometimes Sometimes in his movies, I really liked Life Aquatic. He can attach emotional ties and threads to things. Really insensitive to bring that up the same day as the fucking submarine deaths. But he can tie, he can have emotional strings in these goofy situations with these goofy characters.

He's proved that he can. It's just that I didn't feel it this it this time didn't connect with me this time i didn't see uh the the line i guess of what if i wasn't supposed to connect with anyone that's fine if it's just like a slice of life picture but i think even it failed at that um if it if it, if that's what it was, it's not. It has a plot. It has acts. It has like the five act structure laid out pretty blatantly for the audience because that it's based on a play set.

Right. It was honestly like the stylization, the visuals and everything. Unbelievably good. I was blown away. Like that was one of the prettiest movies I've ever seen. And then when it came to the actual... First of all, one of the prettiest movies visually. The cast, phenomenal.

Like, the acting was great. I liked the soundtrack a lot. I thought the cast was wasted for the movie. Yeah, well, that's how I feel because I didn't like the story. I thought it was just convoluted and just kind of like... It's not an easy watch. It's kind of just like a... It's a bit of a head-scratcher. Maybe watch. It's kind of just like, it's a bit of a head scratcher. Maybe I'm just dumb, but for me, it was a bit of a head scratcher.

I was like, I think I would have personally liked the film more if it was a little more contained and straightforward. Yeah. where it was a lot more obvious and grandiose about the implications that this is a play that we're seeing through the eyes of more of a movie. This is just how the imagination of the play that this guy wrote. And I thought the background... Spoiler alert, I guess. I don't know. Whatever. We should probably have something

I'll put we'll put a sound clip like I'll make one right now and we'll put it before the spoiler alert for Wes Anderson's new film Asteroid City Matt Watson and Ryan McGee are about to spoil it and if you don't like it

you can skip skip to this area or just fast forward until you find it whatever Luke wants to do it's in his hands now get mad at him if you hear a spoiler get mad at Luke skip forward 2 minutes and

30 seconds anyways before I we made that wonderful little sound bite what was I saying uh it was like uh Anyways, before we made that wonderful little soundbite, what was I saying? It was like, oh, I thought it would have worked for me better if it was a little more direct and was a little more simplified. I know it's like, oh, make it dumber. But I think it would have, I don't know, just given everything or whatever it was trying to do, didn't work not just for me but for a lot of people call me stupid honestly like I feel a little nervous saying this but like I didn't get it like when I walked out of theater I was like I

didn't understand that I neither did Justin though I'm throwing him under the bus with me I want to get I want to just say real quick uh the reason I brought up of like what what i would have expected or liked out of the film was that if i like the setup of having this guy write a play yeah and then you know he gets involved with one of the actors i thought it would have been a lot better if that more blatantly and that took more of a focus in terms of those actions having more of a significant play on what happened in the alien play, the movie thing. Because I wish there was more cause and effect from each other. And it's not blatant.

It's not really there. Yeah. I guess another one of those, I was about to say it didn't mean up my expectations, but I didn't have like super high. Yeah, I guess another one of those. I was about to say it didn't mean up my expectations, but I didn't have like super high. I was just excited for it. And it just I just remember being bored through most of it. Yeah.

Yeah. I felt the same way. Like it started really strong for me with like just the visuals and the score and everything. I was like, all right. OK. And then I was just like, i pitted out for me i think starting at the award ceremony with the speech and then awarding the different awards and then the alien comes down goes away they quarantine and leave i think that works as like a like a fun solid 30 minute short film you know like if this was at a short film festival alien scared me they i really did like the alien design and the picture they took.

They thought about the design and how it would look in, I mean, it's Wes Anderson, so of course they're going to think of the aesthetics. But they really thought of how the photography would affect just like the harsh shadows and the overt features of the creature. That's why it scared me was the eyes. It had very like Jeff the Killer Yeah. Like, it had very, like, Jeff the Killer vibes with the eyes. Like, nose ferratu. Just, boink!

The big, big eyes are very scary. Like, that's why Jeff the Killer is so fucking scary. That's why I wake up in the middle and, like, screaming when I think about Jeff the Killer. Yeah.

So, you know, you know, fun fact, Jeff the Killer, I think, was Daniel's, like,

top, like, feared creepypasta. Jeff the Killer? Mm-hmm. He like top like feared creepy pasta Jeff the Killer? he is scary he was obsessed with it we would we would send this website to people where it was just a jump scare

with his face on it we would go like oh my god have you heard about and then like someone in the class we were a bit mean with baiting shit but then they'd open it

and it would scare the shit out of them cause it blows out it blows out your speakers I got sent that too in high school We just get messages like fuck you. That's not even funny You open it and it flashes Jeff the killer and it goes BOO!

Break! Jeff the killer is terrifying. Yeah, I am NOT a fan of Jeff the killer. I mean he's a killer for Christ's sake, dude Yeah, I mean I forget like what the story is. I don't think I've ever known what the creepypasta is Let me take a wild shot in the dark though Ryan it's a guy named Jeff and he's a killer did I fucking nail it let me guess he stalks

you and shows up in dark corners of your room at night when you're trying to sleep dude I bet I can find that Jeff the killer website right now and I bet we gotta learn the lore of Jeff the killer I bet that I can find that Jeff the Killer website right now, and I bet— We gotta learn the lore of Jeff the Killer. I bet that I can— Wait, Matt, your mom just got arrested?

Justin's holding up a whiteboard, and it said, Matt's mom was just arrested for stealing my boner! Justin! Exclamation point, exclamation point. You scared me, man. I thought my mom actually got arrested, and here you are making a sex joke about her. She watches this. And he hit you with a neener-neener.

He couldn't hit the nine-nine to boo-boo. He didn't have both hands. He put the L on his forehead, though. Yeah, yeah. Which is just absolutely bullshit. But I want to find the Jeff the Killer website because I want to just mass text it to a bunch of people right now on the podcast and see their reactions.

I'm going to send it to Brent. Brent's going to get the Jeff the Killer. Your mom's not interested in Justin, right? No, not that I know of. Because, like, I know... I know the reason she came after me was because, like, you know, your dad, he's a bit... He has a few screws loose, and his old age,

he's getting, like, kind of decrepit and saggy in the tits you know he's getting that that old man smell and she she picked me because i was the younger spawn i guess and then you're not feeble like dale and now i feel like something's happening with justin i mean ryan you answered the question yourself dale got a little too old so she went for something younger but what's happening to you now? I'm getting a little older. I know I've put on weight since the boxing, and I know I like food too much. I'm a piece of shit.

I know, I know. My age is getting to me. I am honestly really pissed off at this fly because he took it easy, and now he's buzzing in circles. Listen. Oh I see him he's going around his head right now. He's right there Hold on. He's literally buzzing like right around my fucking head. I'm gonna try to find a fly gun. Can you tell the people more- Yes.

Tell them what you thought about Jeff Goldblum in Wes Anderson's Asteroid City. He's in there- He's in the movie for one shot. Uh- Spoiler! This fly is fucking annoying dude. He literally like- Luke you gotta- you gotta- you're gonna have to zoom in. This fly is fucking annoying, dude. He literally like, Luke, you're gonna have to zoom in when that fly is around my head. He's coming back. He's coming back. Here, who should I text the Jeff the Killer thing to?

I'm gonna send it to Brent. It's been a while since we've pranked Brent on the podcast. Yo. We've pranked Brent on the podcast. Yo. Thought you might get a kick out of this. There we go. Okay. I have deployed the Jeff the Killer jump scare to Brent.

Now, let me... Who else should I hit? Perhaps Rocco from Mega64. How about him? jumpscare to Brent. Now, let me, who else should I hit? Perhaps Rocco from Mega64. How about him? Yo, thought you'd get

a kick out of this one. And then, there we go. Rocco from Mega64, he is about to be pranked. I'll tell you right now. Who else? Let me get one more person.

Hmm. One more person. Who should I pick? Ooh, I could do Aaron Hansen from Game Grumps. Rosso Donovan from Game Grumps. Rosso Donovan from Game Grumps. There's a lot of good choices here. Perhaps... Who's someone that it just...

It would not be cool to do it to. That's what I'm looking for. Really got gotta scroll down quite a bit uh to find someone how about my old therapist should I do it to Danny no Danny will get too upset if I do that okay

okay Brent just said I don't trust the links you send and I said it's safe haha this fly is fucking yeah you wanna be a fucking special guest on the podcast so bad don't you it's fucking buzzing into the microphone little shit

god damn it who left the room. Flew out of the room. Flew out of the room. I must have pissed him off. He flew out of the room just now. Good, because we don't have any more salt. I let him... I cursed him out.

He flew right by and I was yelling and then he went straight out the room. Good. Hey. That's what we're talking about. Yeah. Fucking talking about. I asserted myself like you've been trying to tell me. Where was that second-class one, dude? I don't know, man. yeah I started I

asserted myself like you've been trying to tell me I don't know man but I'm you know I'm learning so what I know I'm sorry but I did it and it worked this time also I'm proud of you updates for I texted Brent yo I thought you might get a kick out of this, and I sent the Jeff the Killer website. And Brent said,

I don't trust links you send. And I said, it's safe, haha. So now we just wait. I also sent it to Rocco. Does it work on mobile? It does. Look, I'll show you, actually. I sent it to Rocco from Mega64.

You click it. Accept the cookies. It fucked up one. No, no, no, no, no. Last time. No, that's the only time it's fucked up. The other times I opened it, it shows the full Jeff the Killer. Let me see if it does it this time. Okay. Why is it

Why is it messing up now? Regardless, it's scary, and Brent will scream. Also, Brent uses an Android. Who else can you send that to? I was thinking. I was like, send it to your dad. Say, did you see this article on the election? I'll say, holy shit, Dad.

They're reinstating Donald Trump as president. No. Say something a little more realistic realistic because I know you could say I'm saying did you see this and I'm just sending it and I'm saying huge who else well it's gonna get with this one Danny dude Danny this might send it like Danny might come to my house with a weapon if

I like this might this might be the straw that breaks the... He might bring the lawyers after you, dude. This might be, it's like, Alright, first the wig thing, then the fucking white supremacist group, now you're sending me Jeff the Killer? Oh, we don't... Thank you.

We don't need it anymore, but... Yeah, we don't need it, Josie. But I'm gonna keep them together. Thank you, though, Josie. Thank you. Let's see. Josie grabbing the salt. How about my half-brother I've never met who's 39 years old?

I could send it to him. And we definitely don't have that type of relationship. Oh, and by the way, Josie is Jim's sister. Yeah. For anyone. Yeah, she's just been helping us around the office. Very helpful. We got some big announcements coming up soon.

Stay tuned for that. Oh, Jim already leaked it on Twitter. We are moving into a new super mega place. But we'll do a more formal announcement. Jim, did he just go- He tweeted it, yeah. When? Like a week ago.

He's like, we're working on a music video. There's a new Super Megaplex. We've got big videos in the works. We told him not to promise specific things, right? He bullet pointed specific things. No, I'm glad he's getting people hyped, but I'm like, god damn it. Because we don't want to promise specific things and then people get upset because we don't carry through.

Okay, I could send it to... I should probably be like, you know... I should probably unmute SuperMega. You should. I turned the notifications off. I had them on. How about I send it to...

I'll send it to Hassan. Yo, did you see this? Dude. I haven't texted... Last time we texted... It looks like someone's hacking you. It looks like someone got your phone number and is trying to fucking scam people.

Last time I... Yo, did you see this? Last time I texted him was in February, so we haven't spoken in several months. Yeah. Well, it was the day after Valentine's Day. I was thanking him for the night before. We need to take that boy,

put him across our lap, and spank him. He's getting in fights all the time. Hassan Piker? Yeah, he's always fighting. He's always fighting with people. Like, come on, man. Take a freaking chill he's always fighting. He's always fighting with people. What like like come on man. Take a frickin chill pill I know you know whatever whatever happened to peace love and rock and roll. That's what I'm saying. Oh, you know what?

Hasan needs to do he just needs to do a stream where all he does is is smoke and and and watch like Fun like watch planet earth and react to it. I bet if Hasan Piker. Take DMT and watch Planet Earth. I bet if Hasan Piker just smoked a little pot, I don't think he'd be so angry all the time. No.

I think that would change a lot. You think he's going to watch this on stream now? No. If he's watching this on stream, hey! Sorry, everyone. We were just informed by Jim that we are invited to Hassan's uncle's bris,

so it's probably not the best thing to be making inflammatory statements. Yes. But anyways, so very, we will be very excited for that we finished i guess we said everything we needed to say about wes anderson and yeah and and uh about wes anderson uh it was mostly about asteroid city right it was boring aesthetics were fun wish they

had more like an actual like emotional through line they're right we hit all the notes we did hit all the notes i think uh but oh i have some responses from people okay uh who's first first will be the response from brent okay he just said dick and then rocco rocco just said no. Rocco's smart. Danny is looking real promising to send that. Your dad hasn't sent anything back yet? No, my dad hasn't said anything yet. Dude, send it to Joanne. Joanne?

I don't want to send it to Joanne. Joanne? I don't want to send it to Joanne. Say, I know we haven't talked much, but this made me think of you, and I hope we can connect better next time I visit. Dude, I have so many names in my phone that I don't know who the fuck is Nigel. Thornberry? I just have Nigel. I don't know who Nigel is. I don't know a Nigel, I don't think.

Do we know a Nigel? Thornberry. We do know Nigel Thornberry. Come on. Voiced by? Nigel Thornberry. Yep. Oh, okay.

Niall Redd, the chemistry YouTuber guy. Okay. I'm getting to the bottom of my contacts. Just trying to find someone really good. Don't see anything. Our lawyer? Haven't talked to our lawyer in a while. Hey, man.

Really urgent. Need you to check this. Just send it to Jim. Jim's a perfect candidate. Jim is a really perfect candidate. It's like, hey, can you look at this for reference for the music video shoot? I'll send it to Jim right now. Send it to Jim right now. A part of this podcast, yes, is hearing the natural sound of two best friends pranking their other friends. That's what's fun, man.

Can you check this out for the music video real quick? And then let me paste the link. Cool. Now we just wait. Yep. We'll see what maybe Hasan will respond. and then let me paste the link cool now we just wait we'll see what maybe Hasan will respond and Jim has to be checking his phone he has that phone on him at all times

oh he does, he keeps that thing on him anyway we'll get more updates later in the pod about our Jeff the Killer prank pretty classic stuff right there. Pretty good shit. Pretty good shit. Pretty good shiznit.

Yeah. Yeah, dude, you're the fucking shiznit, Ryan. Dude, this is the shiznit. This podcast is the fucking shiznit, dude. It is. It is, man. Super Mega Cast is, as they say, the shiznit. I mean, we have recorded almost nearing 400-ish episodes.

Because, you know, we have like... Roundup. Yeah, yeah, roundup. We crossed 350. You can roundup now. That's what they teach you in school. Yeah, exactly. You know?

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Yes, that's right. During that commercial break, let's just say one of our employees got got. Luke, why don't you roll the clip? Dude! Okay, so which size is this? Got his ass. You just got Jeff the Killard. We are now back from the clip.

Yep. Get Jeff the Killard, Jim. Yeah, Jim just got Jeff the Killard. You cheating bastard. Pretty hard. And he was not happy. Not happy. No, not at all.

I sent it to Meat Canyon. And he just responds, I'm in LA. Didn't even fucking tell us, dude. You want to know my last conversation with Hunter? I'm going to put him on blast. I'm telling him, I'm saying, check that link. And I sent it to him real quick. So this was Hunter.

He texts me, yo. And then texts me again, because I forget the text back. He texts me yo and then texts me again cause I forget the text back he texts me yo again I respond within 10 minutes I'm like

yo what's up he's like how you doing bro I tell him how I'm doing and I ask how about you nothing

does he ever do that I feel like I feel like I've heard you say hunters will get your attention and be like, hey, yeah, what's up? And then he just goes silent. He'll be like, yo. I'll be like, hey. I'm in nothing. He's trying to play hard to get.

Yeah, that's what he's doing, man. He's trying to make us just... He wants to star in his new movie. He just has to ask. He thinks that we're too famous to be in his movie. Which, to be honest, we are, but I'll still do it. He just has to ask. He thinks that we're too famous to be in his movie, which, to be honest, we are, but I'll still do it. He just has to ask. I'll do it for, I don't know,

I'll do it for a few million instead of a couple million. You know what I mean? Also, my dad said, can't open this on my end. And Hunter said, I did open it. It was spooky. Nightmare fuel. Maybe he can make one of his little cartoons about that one, Meat Canyon. Luke just walked past the door just to give everyone a, because even the visual listeners couldn't see that one.

Nope. But Luke did walk past the door. Luke got a haircut recently, and he looks very handsome. It looks really good. Yeah. I want to know who cuts his hair. Well, he got it in Sacramento. So, I mean, if we want, we gotta

drive like six hours to Sacramento if we want that. Might be worth it. Honestly, yeah, you and I might have to, you know, cancel all of our plans this weekend and drive to Sac. You know, get a little snip-snip. Not circumcision. We were already circumcised, you and I. Yeah, partially. We're not so

different, you and I. We're both cut from the same cloth. So to speak. Cut from the same cloth could be a euphemism for saying to a fellow man, hey, we're both circumcised, you know? When a man loves a woman

What does he do? See, my brain wants to go He can't keep his mind on nothing else. But that's not, those are the lyrics. I actually have no clue what comes after when a man loves a woman. Because like, growing up in like movies and TV shows and jokes,

you just hear that. When a man loves a woman. Such a good, it's great. And then, but it stops there. I don't know what comes next. Damn, I feel like a woman. Yeah. That's the next part of the song.

They throw it to Shania Twain totally crazy too lazy first kiss just kiss it's a good karaoke song I love that song you know what's a great karaoke song

it's right up there with Vacation by the Go-Go's Vacation's on it's a good song that is better than the previous Go-Go's Vacation by Go-Go's. Vacation song. It's a good song. That is better than the previous.

Vacation by the Go-Go's is like top tier music. I will say I hate their Christmas song. But you like Vacation. I like Vacation, of course. But for some reason. You don't have to like their Christmas song. As long as you like Vacation. I like Vacation, but I'll be honest. Every other Go-Go song I've ever heard, I don't like it.

I'm the same way. I only like Vacation by the Go-Go's. It might be because I'm deeply inherently misogynist uh and i don't like women uh so that might be a part of it but i just don't like the music that much i just have a i just have a immature nostalgic tie to a rugrats episode where they went to vegas and that's the lead song and then angelica sings it at the end rugrats are the only reason why I have a nostalgic tie to that one song. One way or another

I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya One way or the other. Is that from the movie? Mm-hmm. But it's Angelica singing it because she's trying to find... Angelica sang.

Dude, Angelica Slade. Yeah, Angelica singing it because she's trying to find. Angelica sang. Dude, Angelica slayed. Yeah, Angelica and Susie and Lil all slay. Oh, yeah. And Kimmy. Kimmy also slays. Who's Kimmy?

Isn't that the stepdaughter that Chucky's dad gets? With the black hair? After he remarries. Yeah, yeah, yeah. After Rugrats in Paris. Yes. Or is Kimmy

the name of the wife? I think Kimmy's... I think Kimmy's the kid. Yeah, right? Well, I need to rewatch it considering, you know, that movie did predict

the September 11th terrorist attacks. Yeah. Rugrats in Paris. Chucky, he goes, 9, 11. Yep. That one part. And there's another part in that movie where it shows an airplane flying, Ryan. September 11th terrorist attacks in Paris Chuggy he goes 9-11 at one part and there's another part in that movie where it shows an airplane flying Ryan

and it flies behind a building do you see it come back from behind the building all grown up I really want to shout it out all grown up I want the world to know that was a good show that's one of the few spinoff shows

that I actually was like, this is a good spinoff show. It didn't, I of course, I think that the kind of fantasy show they had with Rugrats because of the childlike imaginations, right, that they put on display a lot of the time has a lot of avant-garde humor like it's it has that 90s oddness to it and that was in in that and that grime that like all grown up really can only send around like their teen problems and while it's still like a good show i really you'll never be able to outdo the Rugrats. Because I think,

you know, they use their imagination. You think of the Rugrats, they're like, I think in the movie, right, they're doing like the Indiana Jones Temple

in Paris and stuff. That's the opening scene. So like, I like shit like that. It's this, they do the similar, or they do the exact same thing in the Toy Story movies,

especially in Toy Story 2 and 3 where it starts out with like Buzz on a mission. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And you find out it's Rex playing the fucking game like oh I'll tell you what man something about Rugrats is I get royally PO'd I get royally pissed off

at the theme song when Tommy thinks it's acceptable to squirt that fucking milk right at the screen right at his parents faces is it at our face? it's our face dude I's our face, dude. He goes,

I don't know where in his mind he thought that that would be an acceptable thing to do. The Rugrats theme and the CatDog theme are 100% the best theme songs on Nickelodeon for me. Or like, in general, I will say this, they are my

most nostalgic songs i think actually fanboy and chum chum had the best theme song what fanboy and chum chum had the best what is that one it's actually probably the most annoying song i've ever heard in my fucking life it's not it's so you're saying it's not as good as the chalk zone theme song what was the chalk chalk chalk chalk zone chalk chalkalk, Chalk, Chalk, Chalk, Chalk Zone. Chalk, Chalk, Chalk, Chalk. I think that's what it was. I think that's all it was. I'm gonna look it up real quick. And we're gonna get copyright struck. No, we're not. Okay.

What's the, what show has what are your top three best theme songs of any TV show? Go. Um, I just listed Rugrats, CatDog, and then Hey Arnold. Of any TV show? I really like those.

For me, number one. Oh, Breaking Bad. Knock Him in the Middle. Yeah, but I guess I'm thinking of song. Was that song made specifically for the show? Mm-hmm. Was it? Yeah.

No way. I didn't know that. See, I just thought it was something that the show. They did all the incidental or whatever it's called music too. All like the... I just didn't know that that song was made specifically for the show. I just thought the show used it as their opener. I mean, usually a lot of shows will use a free-to-use song.

I think the two examples that I think of right off the bat are what? Like Louis, the show. Right. And then Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I believe, right? They used, like, a very royalty-free song. Well, the Louis song wasn't royalty-free. They just licensed that, though. Oh, okay.

Louis, Louis, Louis. Because that's, like, a famous 70s song. Okay. But there's a lot of examples of people in the entertainment industry being able to go, I'm going to use this for free because no one has the rights to it because it's free for public consumption and use. Just wait until Supermega enters public domain in 2052. Are you ready for this, dude? Chalk Zone theme song.

Ooh. Oh, yeah. I remember this. Yeah. Oh yeah I remember this Yeah I'm in shock zone This doesn't Stroke in my bone Why don't I Dude

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends Had a killer theme song too Is it How did that one go Dun dun dun dun dun dun Dun dun dun dun dun dun Dun dun dun dun dun dun Dun dun dun dun dun dun Dun dun dun dun dun dun How did that one go? It's a great theme song. Yeah, okay.

I'm surprised that was still in here somewhere. Yeah, you know what's crazy? Is like, since you first knew that song, every moment of your life since then, that's been in your brain. It's just been sitting in the back. The neural pathways were just unlocked for that to happen. So like any huge life event since that that you can think of, that song was just there waiting.

Waiting to fucking be called forward. Think about how much information you have in your brain that's just not being called forward at the moment and it's just sitting there. Well luckily our brains do a huge amount of dumping throughout our day because we're habitual, luckily our brains do a huge amount of dumping throughout our day because we're habitual creatures and our brains tend to forget things that we do a lot. You probably

remember like 5% of your day. And when I say like, you can remember like concepts and details from your day, but you don't remember the details. Like I'm looking at you right now at the corner of my eye, you know, I see like all the shadows and the colors. My brain's going to throw all of that out. Of course. All of this information. You're going to remember a feeling you had during the conversation or something I said. I'll remember something you said. And then I can remember a general image of what this could look like.

General conversation. Like we talked about this. Yeah. But what's weird is 98% of my life in this moment is going to just get thrown out by my brain and just go whoop out the window and at some point probably 100% of it like two years from now

I'm not going to remember this conversation do you remember a single fucking conversation we've had on the podcast in episode like 20? dude we've had this moment so many times where you and I walk out and it'll be like usually Jim he'll be like what did y'all talk walk out and it'll be like, usually Jim, he'll be like, what'd y'all talk about?

It'll be like, silent. We'll be like, honestly, I forgot everything that we said. Literally right after. What'd you guys talk about in this one? I don't know. Because it's just, hey, we're just two dudes having a conversation. We're just having a good time. Shooting the shit.

Oh yeah. I have a question from the audience actually yeah they want to get your opinion on the trailer for the machine i've never even heard of The Machine starring fuck what's his name Brett what's his fucking name Kavanaugh no

I'm glad he left the Supreme Court and does acting now it's this fucking comedian he like takes his shirt off a lot I oh man what's his name you're thinking of Brent not Brett

what's I gotta hold up hold up it has Luke Skywalker in it how have you not seen the trailers

for the machine dude you asshole dude what I'm sorry you're not a fake fan I never said I was a fan of the machine

dude Burt Kreischer Burt Kreischer's new R rated film with Mark Hamill Mark Hamill Burt Kreischer I've heard the name what does Burt Kreischer's new R-rated film with Mark Hamill. Mark Hamill. Bert Kreischer? I've heard the name.

What does Bert Kreischer mean? How about this? I'll do Bert, Bert Kreischer. His name is Bert, Bert Kreischer? No, his name is Bert Kreischer. Hey, I'm Bert, Bert. So it's Bert Kreischer. Bert is a funny-ass name.

Funniest compilation. Bert. Jokes Imagine being named Burt Let's see Try not to laugh Burt Kreischer part one It's like the Automata Pia for a fart sound

What's the deal with Airplane peanuts? First time I ever heard The M word I was at I was in I was in first grade And these black kids

Came into our neighborhood We lived in like a poor white neighborhood and there was a poor black neighborhood across Nebraska or not Nebraska I forget no no no that was the street name oh right on bro

I must have missed the joke I didn't get it that was the joke we just don't we just don't listen to the whole conversation that was it that missed the joke. I didn't get it. That was the joke. We just don't listen to the whole conversation. That was it. That was the joke. Hold up.

So is he a controversial figure? No. From that audio clip, you... I mean, right off the bat, I was like... His first thing was like... The first thing I hear out of this guy's mouth is... The first time I heard the N-word. Here's a, how about maybe this is who he is.

Oh, this guy. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen this guy's face before. Yeah. I know who he is. Odds are you have to watch a Burt Kreischer stand-up special this weekend of my choosing. Man. Hey, come on. All right, 20.

3, 2, 1, 13. Fuck you. Sorry, buddy. Sorry. You really didn't want to see it that bad? No. Dude, that's just not how I want to spend my fucking bad no dude that's just not you've never seen this shit you don't know dude you don't know burt you don't know how fucking awesome actually i gotta

sign like 500 cds for tour so like burt needs to make money too 500 cds nuts there it is there it is thank you ladies and gentlemen if you want to see more of that great humor, you can go to our Patreon right now and watch the After Hours for this episode. And also in the After Hours, we will get Matt's full reaction to the trailer for Bert Kreischer's The Machine. Yes, I'm

very excited. It's going to be huge, guys. You've never seen anything like it. So, thank you for tuning in to this episode of the Super Meg cast we hope that you have a wonderful day a wonderful week wherever you are and say it stay safe don't get on a submarine and yeah yeah Luke throw up to end us you know throw up your favorite picture of a whale well your favorite whale. Throw up your favorite whale. All right.

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